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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR THIS ONE’S GLAD After reading the review of The Science of Sleep (“Arrested Development,” Nov. 9, 2006), I thought I’d skip it, as I want to avoid “self-indulgent” directors with obvious designs to take over the world. I ended up going and I must say I’m glad. Though many others were probably influenced to not see it (attendance was sparse at best), I’m pleased I didn’t follow their sheep-like ways.

This film is a brave and original view of human consciousness and desire, frailty and courage, and the causes and effects that make us who we are.

The protagonist is obviously flawed—even ill—yet to say he doesn’t want to grow up is one-dimensional.

He couldn’t be other than he is—he has confused dreams and waking consciousness since the age of six. Just look at the world we live in—run by “adults”—and tell me with a straight face that we should “grow up.”

Dreams belong to the inner self and no one can judge another’s. Of course, art is subjectively experienced, yet reviewers often go astray by the need to be distinctive (insert joke). To be open and in touch with your dreams and desires is what it is all about.

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We are involved in this particular service business and have built our overall income on listening to the likes and dislikes and of the dos and don’ts of our patrons and we want to protect the civil rights of each individual. For someone to decide the rights of a person (responsible adult) is against the UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION. It’s not constitutional!

We are well informed of the dangers of smoking and are all hard-working individuals who purchase cigarettes, which is declared legal in the United States. We also pay an exorbitant amount of the State tax for the privilege of smoking.

Who cares about our “Civil Rights?” NO ONE!! The state makes money on our taxes, tobacco companies make money selling a legalized product here and abroad and on the other hand the business owner loses money because of the “SMOKING BAN.” So as a U.S. Citizen and Business Owner, WHO does the constitution want to care about?

On Nov. 16, 2006 the “Smoking Ban” became law for the state of Hawai`i. Will I follow this law? Will others be given our Civil Rights as we deserve, or are we going to be treated as second and third class citizens?

Yes, I am a bar owner.

-Sam N. Kekaula, Kailua-Kona

Our Governor, Linda Lingle, signed Senate bill 3262 restricting all persons from smoking in all City, County, State and Federal buildings and additionally in all public buildings, Shopping Centers, Restaurants and Bars (Coconut Wireless, Nov. 2, 2006).

No one should smoke in any of these places according to this new law.

But what about the public that needs to enjoy the company of others, with a cocktail, to discuss and enter into conversations about our local, state and international news? Also politics and religion. To share birthday parties, receptions and do fund raising. To hold onto one another at wakes and most importantly to enjoy SPORTS. Going back hundreds of years this place was known as a saloon, bar, cocktail lounge, watering hole, 19th hole and by many other names. “The

We failed to credit Ray Schroeder (mauistingray.com) with taking the shot of C&K that ran in our Nov. 16 2006 issue.

Maui Time welcomes letters commenting on our coverage, but only if they’re complimentary. If you still wish to complain about something, please have the decency to use plenty of bad punctuation and grammar— that makes it easier for us to make fun of you when we respond. We also reserve the right to edit your letters.

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ehbrah@mauitime.com To the woman I ran into in the Lahaina Cannery Mall earlier this month, I just have to question the little “service” dog you had with you.

“It’s the kind that accompanies the handicapped,” you said. Perhaps the organization or agency responsible for “service” animals should explain to you there is a county leash law and it is inappropriate to allow your little “service” dog to run loose in a public place of business as you walk around window-shopping. Was the “service” he did on the tree in the middle of the mall walkway part of his training? Are you ignorant, stupid or just selfish? After listening to you, my guess is all three. Since you’re that handicapped, I suppose you were right all along.

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Hey kids: the Maui County Department of Liquor Control’s Annual Report for fiscal year 2006 is out! Seriously, this year’s edition— with a bright green cover—is full of fun and interesting facts about our LC. What’s more, when you place it next to the 2005 and 2004 reports (which sported red and yellow covers, respectively), a unique picture emerges—one of a department that is both swinging the fine-and-suspension hammer less on licensees while at the same time becoming far more aggressive in its investigations.

In fiscal year 2006, the LC’s Board of Adjudication levied $40,150 in fines on liquor licensees for various infractions. This seems like a lot, but it pales before the 2005 figure of $149,800 (the year the Hyatt alone racked up $50,000 in fines on 25 separate counts of serving minors) and even 2004, which saw $64,700 in fines.

Much of the reason for the lower fine figure is simply that there weren’t as many cases going before the Adjudication Board. In 2006, the department handed down just 62 complaint and accusation cases, compared with 106 in 2005 and 65 in 2004. storage unit. HLLP is currently seeking non-profit status as well as a location to permanently showcase their artifacts.

Videos of railways stories like Sudo’s played while attendees ate chow mein, corn bread, fried rice and donuts. Being a fan of the History Channel, I thoroughly enjoyed this part of the morning, but I wanted to know more.

Jacob Mau, who said he was one of the “Kalohe Boys,” confessed to being a rascal in the late 1940’s. In order to catch a free ride home from school Mau would sabotage the train track.

“Hey, I just picked this up from the older kids at that time,” he joked. Mau and his partners in mischief would hear the train coming miles away, well before the steep incline of the track were the boys would board the train.

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Back in the 1940’s, when Mike Sudo was just six years old, he was “terrified of a wooden trellised monster.” The monster is the former Peahi gulch bridge, which was part of Maui’s old railroad network. Peahi Bridge spanned 330 feet and stood 133 feet high.

Sudo had to cross the bridge to get to school. He would cry when approaching the bridge out of fear of walking across it. An older brother and classmates used to tease him while walking to school together.

Luckily, Sudo says, he had the help of “an angel, and man, she was beautiful.” She was an 8th grader who ended up giving the young boy a piggyback ride across the bridge, while going to and from school.

Gradually she persuaded Sudo to make the walk himself by holding his hand for a few yards each day while crossing the bridge. She then would put him on her back for the rest of the journey. This continued until Sudo had the confidence to face the “monster” himself.

This is just one of the stories told at a recent Haiku Living Legend Legacy Project (HLLP) gathering at Haiku Elementary. The morning of Nov. 11 the group—which gathers and preserves Haiku history—had their quarterly get-together and Haiku’s railway history was the main topic.

About two-dozen people showed up at the school. All were encouraged to bring artifacts, photos and especially stories of the railway. HLLP personnel then recorded the stories on video.

HLLP already has a significant assortment of Haiku’s artifacts. Which is great, except that the climate in the area isn’t friendly to antique photographs. The old photos and such on hand showed considerable signs of wear due to Haiku’s humid and red dirt ridden landscape. But the organization has since moved the historic assortment to a climate-controlled

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In order to slow the train, the kids would smash guavas onto the train track.

To hide the evidence from the incoming train crew, the boys covered the guava with dirt. Upon hitting the guava, the driving wheels of the engine car would lose traction on the inclined section of track. As the train slowed the boys would sneak aboard.

Of course, it didn’t take long for the train’s crew to catch on to what the kids were doing. But Mau said that just made it more fun for the little hoodlums, who would play hide and seek during the free ride on the rails. But he insists he’s “a good boy now.” MTW

Yet at the same time, the output from the LC’s enforcement division has just about exploded. In 2004, the department investigated 2,656 cases.

That number climbed to 2,860 the next year. But this year, the Annual Report shows the LC conducted an amazing 3,623 investigations—nearly a thousand more than that of just two years before.

The number of “special monthly checks” has risen dramatically as well. This year, there were 2,040 of those, up from 1,512 the year before and just 1,329 in 2004.

The end result is a bit unsettling: this year saw fewer bar and restaurant owners having to explain alleged violations before the Board of Adjudication, but a huge increase in the number of bartenders, servers and managers questioned

by LC investigators.

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MAKENA DOOMED? For the second week in a row, Everett Dowling sits at the top of the heap. And why not? The Maui Planning Commission recently approved his ultra-luxurious 72-unit development right on Makena Beach. It won’t happen for at least another year or more, but in all likelihood Dowling will get to build five buildings—each up to 65 feet high—full of condos costing on average $3 million a piece. Though three commissioners did raise concerns about the project’s placement right on the beach in one of Maui’s more archaeologically sensitive locations, the rest of the panel gave it an enthusiastic thumbs-up. Except for giving a few public parking spaces in a paved lot, Dowling got virtually everything he wanted. In fact, he doesn’t even have to comply with the new workforce housing law overwhelmingly adopted by the Maui County Council— instead of paying inlieu fees of $1 million per unit for the project’s complete lack of affordable housing (the super-wealthy apparently get hives if working class people live within five miles of them), Dowling only has to pay $100,000 per unit. And that, my friends, is real power.

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DISCONNECTED Sad news for all you bereaved, suffering Hawaiian Telcom customers out there: looks like relief might not get here until sometime late next year, according to the Nov. 16 Honolulu Advertiser. “There still remains a significant amount of work to be done,” CEO Michael Ruley said, according to the paper. “It will be several quarters before we think we can return to a more normal operating mode than the one we’re in today.” Return?

The company hasn’t been “normal” since the well-heeled private equity firm Carlyle Group bought it back in early 2005. MTW

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COCONUT WIRELESS THE WEEK IN REVIEW

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WEDNESDAY, Nov. 15 It’s a rare day there’s no cruise ship docked in Kahului Harbor. I was shocked to see the docks empty as I drove to work this morning, but then I noticed one was just off shore, slowly steaming in. God knows what the passengers are doing in Kahului.

Anyway, it seems the boats all belong to Norwegian Cruise Line (NCL).

There’s the Pride of Aloha, Pride of America and Pride of Extravagance.

I kid, but not much—today’s Pacific Business News says the company made $49 million in profits during the third quarter alone. That’s $8 million more than NCL made in the third quarter of 2005. In terms of pure revenue, the company took in $592 million, which was nearly $100 million more than the same period last year.

Hey, you think cruises are absurdly expensive for no reason?

THURSDAY, Nov. 16 So today’s Honolulu Advertiser tells us that four-star General John Abizaid—the top American commander in the war in Iraq, just testified before the U.S. Senate that Hawai`i’s own former army chief of

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staff General Eric Shinseki was dead-on when he said publicly in the run-up before the war that the invasion and occupation of Iraq would require “several hundreds of thousands” of troops. This is beautiful, wonderful and absolutely irrelevant, mostly because the Pentagon slapped Shinseki down hard after his comments, calling them “wildly inaccurate” and went on with the war and resulting catastrophe as though Shinseki had never spoken a word.

And during it all, where pray-tell was the brave, fearless General Abizaid as his thenboss Shinseki was getting berated for telling the truth? Why, he was standing off to the side with the rest of America’s brass hats, doing and saying absolutely nothing while Pentagon officials they knew were incompetent began sharpening their long knives. The irony—ain’t it grand?—is that Abizaid’s in charge now, and we’re losing the war to the tune of two American soldiers—who are conspicuously not generals—killed on average every single day since the war began. I don’t know which is better: the fact that Shinseki’s reputation is finally getting restored, or that Abizaid’s is going down the drain.

FRIDAY, Nov. 17 Tiny story in today’s Honolulu StarBulletin on Honolulu Magazine’s November issue article listing Historic Hawai`i Foundation’s top nine “Most Endangered Historic Sites in Hawai`i” (how’s that for sourcing?). And Maui County is well represented, with three sites!

There’s the Pu`unene Congregational Church, which isn’t too bad off except that it’s siting exactly where Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar wants to build a new ethanol plant; the Mapulehu Glass House, a giant greenhouse on Molokai that dates to 1930 and is today a lot more house than glass; and the entire town of Lanai City. No, you read that right—all the oldest structures in Lanai City, which dates back to 1922, have either been torn down or are getting ready for the sledgehammer. There’s a move to register the entire town as an historic district, but there’s some worry that Castle & Cooke (which owns 98 percent of Lanai) won’t do it. “I really feel that [Castle & Cooke] doesn’t want to register it, because it’s going to cost them too much money, when they want to do something profitable,” Nani Watanabe said in the

Shinseki: still correct Honolulu article. She should know, too, since she’s Castle & Cooke’s culture resource manager.

SATURDAY, Nov. 18 So it looks like the Maui County Council is actually serious about slapping some real, actual, tangible, even possibly effective traffic impact fees on local land developers. But there it was in yesterday’s Maui News: a 9-0 council vote—first reading only, though—to levy a $8,442 per unit fee on every new home built in West Maui, $4,625 on every new South Maui residential unit (the Westside has much, Much, MUCH more timeshare construction than anywhere else on the island) and other, often considerable unit fees for office, industrial, hotel and retail construction.

Could it be that the teeth-grinding, mindnumbing traffic we’ve all been increasingly trapped in could have finally passed a tipping point and prompted our elected officials to finally attack the problem at the source with a plan that will, if not actually slow new development, would at least raise some cash with which to combat the problem? Or is this yet another good idea that looks way better on paper than in execution, like the old plan to get developers to build affordable housing that saw far more promises than actual home construction?

SUNDAY, Nov. 19 Intrigued by today’s Honolulu StarBulletin story on the final election tallies, I decided to glance over the state Office of Election’s massive 736-page final precinct-by-precinct run-down on the

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FIRST GUY: “Way to go, gentlemen. Your forefathers would be proud.”

SECOND GUY: “Maybe you had four fathers—I only had one.”

THIRD GUY: “I used to have foreskin, but they took it from me!”

FIRST GUY: “Those bastards!”

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2006 General Election (and I mean “glance”). I couldn’t help but notice that Randy Iwase kicked ass in Maui County during his ultimately disastrous bid to unseat Governor Linda Lingle. Of course, by “kicking ass,” I really mean, “losing 47 out of 57 precincts.” Considering that Lingle completely destroyed Iwase statewide (61.7 percent to 34.9 percent), this is not too shabby. I mean, Iwase took such precincts as the Waikupu Community Center, Maui High, Maui Economic Opportunity Center, Haiku Community Center, Keanae Elementary as well as the absentee mail and walk-in votes for the Wailuku/Pu`unene/Makawao/Paia area.

Overall, not a bad take for a guy all but abandoned by the state Democratic Party, which clearly was no slouch during this campaign—they did, after all, win both the U.S. Senate and House seats, as well as near-complete control over the whole state Legislature.

MONDAY, Nov. 20 At a time when more Americans than ever are conducting business in a cashless way using credit cards, ATMs and just plain begging, the U.S. Mint announces that it will introduce brand-new $1 dollar coins. Unlike former $1 dollar coins honoring Susan B. Anthony and Sacajawea that are universally seen as the most evil things ever invented by humanity, these coins will honor U.S. Presidents. Each former president will get his own coin— including Nixon!—except for Grover Cleveland who, I kid you not, will get two non-consecutive coins in honor of his two non-consecutive terms. All this made no sense to me, until I remembered that the Mint is part of the federal government.

TUESDAY, Nov. 21 By the way, I’m still waiting for an answer to those questions I posed back on Saturday.

Anthony Pignataro is still waiting in line for a PlayStation 2. MTW

NEWSOFTHEWEIRD AMERICAN HERO Citing a “code of honor” acquired during 26 years in the Air Force, retired pilot Ralph Paul, 54, decided in March that he would not pay for the $15.99 Shrimp and Scallop Verdura at Angellino’s restaurant in Palm Harbor, Fla., because it contained only five shrimp and five scallops. After he complained and walked out, the restaurant sent sheriff’s deputies after him. He was charged with misdemeanor fraud. Paul insisted to a St. Petersburg Times reporter that he couldn’t look himself in the mirror if he had paid, or even negotiated a settlement, so he hired a $500-an-hour New York lawyer. A jury acquitted him during a one-day trial in October.

THE PROBLEM IS GOATS A traffic officer in eastern Ontario, who ticketed a speeding motorist from Switzerland in September, said the driver blamed it on the lack of goats. He told the officer that he felt liberated to drive fast because, unlike in his country, there were no goats wandering onto the highway. And authorities in the Nigerian village of Isseluku arrested a man for killing his brother in September, but the man insisted that he had only tried to move a goat from his farm. When it wouldn’t move, he hit it with an ax, at which point it turned into his brother, according to an Associated Press report.

IF THE GLOVE FITS… Charles Henson was convicted of attempted murder in Bristol, England, in October, but insisted he couldn’t have done it. His ex-wife said he had stuffed his latex-gloved hand down her throat, knowing that she had a latex allergy that would be fatal within minutes. Henson said that was impossible

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because, according to the couple’s “contract” setting out their sadomasochism, bondage and domination rules, “section four” states very clearly that “the master does not have a right to kill the slave.”

IRONY Anthony Mesa failed a drug test in September because, he said, he was medically unable to urinate into a cup under supervision, and he was remanded to a judge in Deland, Fla., to reconsider his house-arrest-only sentence. Mesa’s crime was that in August 2005, he spiked a Mountain Dew bottle at a grocery store with his own urine as a prank.

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HELL OF A TOWN In a movement that grew from several women to more than 100 by mid-October, girlfriends in Pereira, Colombia, went on a sex-strike to urge their boyfriends away from the drug-gang life. Pereira is the same city where the sensational nightly TV soap opera “Sin Tetas (No Hay Paraiso)” originates. It’s the story of a flat-chested young woman who constantly schemes to raise money for breast-augmentation surgery, which she says is the only way to the good life.

CREME DE LA WEIRD Terence Michael Dean, 37, was arrested in September in Cool, Calif., after a homeowner arrived from a weekend away and found that Dean had commandeered his house and set up various confusing rituals.

Dean (who ran from the house clothed only in a sheet) had turned on all faucets, placed packages of meat in the sink and bathtub, built a shrine of Buddha on a bongo drum, left a trail of potting soil from a walkway to the drum, left three plant stands in the garage holding teddy bears, unearthed about 100 houseplants in the yard, and left a cup of water containing a piece of paper reading “I love Cherry.” MTW

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GiftGuide What local non-profits need this holiday season

Compiled by Jen Russo, with assistance from Samantha Campos and Anthony Pignataro

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ere’s your chance to prove that it’s better to give than receive. And who’s better to give to than a non-profit charity and/or foundation? They need love, too. And money—lot’s of money. But mostly love. And you can show your love by getting them what they really need. So please look over our list and donate what you can.We’re not asking you to shell out a ton of dough here and some of the stuff these guys want is pretty cheap. Except for the forklift—we’ve never actually shopped for one, but we’re pretty sure they cost a lot.

Maui AIDS Foundation The Center for Disease Control reports that 25 percent of those in the U.S. who are HIV-positive don’t know it. Believing that prevention is their first defense against HIV, the Maui AIDS Foundation runs outreach groups that go to our beaches and bars to teach folks about how to reduce the risk of getting AIDS. MAF also provides free anonymous and confidential HIV testing.They’ve also formed the island’s only network for those living with the disease by providing free case management, transportation, health care, housing and food services. MAF is currently serving around 160 clients countywide.

THEY NEED: • Contributions to the Emergency Fund.This is used to pay for miscellaneous health care, transportation and homecare expenses that otherwise would go unpaid by clients who have HIV/AIDS and are impoverished • Heavy-duty commercial quality fax machine • Good laserjet printer • New carpeting for the offices

CONTACT: Keith Wolter, Executive Director, Maui AIDS Foundation, 1935 Main St. Ste. 101,Wailuku, HI 96793.

Call 242-4900, ex 102 or email keith@mauiaids.org.

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Maui Arts & Cultural Center We go there to see a big name reggae show at the A&B Amphitheater, and to the Maui Film Festival at the Castle Theater on Wednesday nights.We’ve • A forklift wandered through monthly exhibits • A golf cart or two with Hawaiian artists at the Schaefer Gallery, taken hula classes and sent • Stanchions our keiki to ballet workshops.We know Maui Arts & Cultural Center is a gathering place for our island community, providing inspiration, education, art and cultural diversity for all ages and interests. But this is only possible because of the community—annual donors, sponsors and volunteers are what keep the MACC such a viable center for enrichment and entertainment.

THEY NEED:

CONTACT: Art Vento, 242-2787, ext. 264 or email art@mauiarts.org. Also, Mike Foley, 242-2787, ext. 259 or email mikef@mauiarts.org.

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Hui Malama Learning Center Education and literacy are gifts and rights that can never be taken away.

But what do we do if someone cannot get through our education system?

• Money for tuition assisHui Malama Learning Center picks up tance where all other teaching methods have • Patio furniture failed. Diane Ho started the center in 1973. Hui Malama is best known for • DVD video cameras and their GED programs but they work digital still cameras for with all members of the family offering youth programs adult learning, English as a Second • Flat screen/flat panel Language, family programs like The computer monitors Parent Project, and Help Your Kids Succeed, and Hawai`i Outdoor • Document shredder Education.They have extensive alter• Young adult books, fiction native educational programs for those and non-fiction people suffering from illiteracy, those incarcerated, and others.Their programs include home-school enrichment, tutoring for those suspended from public school as well as a full high school curriculum. It’s all based on small group instruction so each child gets maximum attention. Over the past 35 years, more than 18,000 students have participated in their programs and the demand for their services in our community continues to grow.

Hui Malama Learning Center is often a better choice for many people who “think outside the box” or don’t do well in traditional classroom settings.They also have options available for the non-traditional student offering educational classes from kindergarteners to senior citizens. As one student,Tyson Hoopi`i, put it, “To me, Hui Malama means lending a helping hand and coming together to help the generations to come.When I was in public school, they told me that I would never make it, so I dropped out. Hui Malama gave me another chance.”

THEY NEED:

CONTACT: Lisa Louie, 244-5911, ext. 28, or lisa.louie@huimalama.org; Linda Scott at linda.scott@huimalama.org.

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Maui Food Bank

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It’s easy to complain about not being able to afford a new car, house renovations or an off-island trip. But those of us with food on our table have so • Cash contributions much to be grateful for. Maui Food • Non-perishable food, Bank provides this basic need to the especially canned meat, 7,000 to 9,000 people every month tuna and canned meals who would otherwise go hungry withand soups with protein. out their assistance. During the holidays, a time when there is much focus on big holiday meals, the Maui Food Bank will feed over 15,000 hungry folks.Through a network of 70 participating nonprofit organizations, Maui Food Bank collects, warehouses and distributes mass quantities of donated food to those in need.They also seek to educate the community about hunger, as well as come up with possible solutions.

While Lanai is part of Maui County, that island’s youth are too far away to participate in Maui’s after-school and other youth programs.The Lanai Youth Center provides a fun safe place for the youth of Lanai to gather. It’s the only agency on the island to provide structured and supervised activities for kids aged seven to 18. It’s open six days a week, 12 hours a day.The LYC strives to bring enhanced programs to children by building positive attitudes and a healthy lifestyle.Their programs include homework assistance, prevention education, nutrition, cooking, sewing, arts, golf, archery, swimming and more.Though they’ve developed partnerships throughout the community to augment their programs, they need more community assistance.

THEY NEED:

CONTACT: Marlene Rice or Deanne Kiesser at the Maui Food Bank 243-9500.

CONTACT: Diane Irons, Executive Director, at (808) 565-7675. Fax (808) 565-9588 or email lanaiyouthcenter@wave.hicv.net.

THEY NEED: • 12-passenger van (new or used) in good working order.They currently have a 1988 Chevy Suburban and a 1993 Ford Van. Both were donated to the Youth Center as used vehicles, but due to their age they are continuously spending money to maintain these cars.These funds could have been better spent on youth programs.

• Funds for another modular unit.They are currently located in a 20-foot by 40-foot modular unit but need more space.

Surfrider Foundation, Maui Chapter Surfrider Foundation’s Maui Chapter often receives volunteer assistance and cash contributions.This generosity helps further the organization’s mis• New lawn mower sion of protecting the waters around • Wood chips the island by expanding its coastal • Volunteers water quality testing program and native planting projects.This year the • Cash contributions chapter is restoring plants at Ho`okipa Beach Park as well as continuing to work on saving the waves at Ma`alaea, helping put marine teaching programs in local schools as well as conduct beach clean-ups and other efforts to get people to understand how terrible it is to pollute the ocean.

THEY NEED:

CONTACT: Jan Roberson, Maui Chapter Chair, PO Box 790549, Paia, HI 96779.

Call (808) 575-2716 or email surfrider@hawaii.rr.com.

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Lahainaluna High School Foundation

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Lahainaluna High School is the oldest school west of the Rockies. It celebrated their 175th anniversary this year.

While the campus has obviously changed since its 19th century beginnings, don’t give all the credit to the state Department of Education.

Lahainaluna also has a distinction for having a non-profit foundation dedicated to providing funds for improvement projects that promote excellence in the educational experience at Lahainaluna.

Art enriches the lives within our community and nourishes our individuality.

Best of all everyone can create and be involved in art. How you say? By start• A tractor to care for and ing with the amazing programs open to maintain Kaluanui Estate children and adults at the Hui No’eau • A golf cart to deliver supVisual Arts Center.An artistic hub for plies to studios Maui, the Hui recruits cutting edge visiting artists, holds various exhibitions • Your support to keep the throughout the year and provides a arts alive support network for artist exchange and learning.Their successful effort in 2005 to buy the historic Kaluanui Estate and maintain the mansion and scenic grounds shows their commitment to the community. Members of the Hui enjoy discounts on programs but all are welcome to join. Exhibitions and visiting artist lectures are free to the public.

THEY NEED: • Attendees at the Mercedes Championships Jan. 1-7 at the Kapalua Resort.

Lahainaluna Foundation’s volunteer participation and marketing earns money through your support.

• Silent Auction items

• Volunteer at the The Lahainaluna High School Foundation is comprised of interested Mercedes event with community and alumni members. Since LHSF 2001 through donations, corporate • Cash contributions sponsorships, fundraising and grants the foundation has distributed over $260,000 to Lahainaluna and its West Maui complex. Much of these funds go to scholarships to its students as well.Their current goals include earning $175,000 for the 175th anniversary year of the school, as well as raising funds for a permanent stadium facility for the school.

CONTACT: Diane Delos Reyes, Executive Director, at lhsfoundation@hawaiiantel.net or call 808-661-5332.

Kahului Rotary Club The object of Rotary is to “encourage and foster the ideal of service as a basis of worthy enterprise.” Since 1910, the Rotary motto has been “Service Above Self.” The organization strives to achieve this through activities in four primary areas: Club Service, vocational service, community service and international service.

Kahului Rotary Club is committed to these activities raising funds to benefit the local community in their service projects. Funds go to scholarships for Maui students, Rotary Reader programs and elementary school books.

They also raise funds to provide clean water through their world community service projects.

CONTACT: Lisa Rodrigues, Kahului Rotary Club president, at 281-2904.

THEY NEED: • Participants in the Michael H. Lyons II Memorial Golf Tournament on December 11, 2006 at the Maui Dunes course. Download applications at www.kahuluirotary.com or call Bob Yeager at 871-6373.

THEY NEED:

CONTACT: Call Cathie Byrne, Interim Executive Director, at 808-572-6560 ext. 5.

The Maui Farm They provide group home and independent living programs for youth aged 12-21, as well as a familystrengthening program for homeless families in transition to self-sufficiency.

Located in Makawao,The Maui Farm offers its farm-based activities to provide youth and families with skills development and positive experiences with people, plants and animals.

CONTACT: Paula Ambre, Executive Director. Call 579-8271, fax 579-9055 or email mauifarm@hawaii.rr.com.

THEY NEED: • Outdoor toys and tools suitable for smaller children • Wooden gym play centers with swing set • Children’s gardening gloves • Children’s gardening tools

• Buy your Christmas tree through their fundraiser, on sale now! Call Gladys Baisa 281-4343 or Lisa Rodrigues 281-2904 to purchase a 6’ to 8’ Douglas Fir or Noble Firs, for pick up December 1-3, 2006

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Maui Economic Opportunity Youthbank

Paia Youth and Cultural Center The Paia Youth Center offers a variety of unique experiences to youth as well as an opportunity to broaden their horizons in understanding themselves and the people around them.Youths run the adjoining Paia Skate Park, Paia Bay Cafe and the center’s low power radio station KOPO 89.5 FM. Now on air, youth are able to learn media literacy, which will help them run the only youth-operated and programmed radio station in the state of Hawai’i.

CONTACT: Susun White, Administrative Director, PO Box 790999, 28 Hana Hwy, Paia, HI 96779.

Call 579-8354 or email admin@pyccmaui.org.

THEY NEED: • Surround sound stereo system • DVD/CD player • Ping pong table • Pool table supplies • Basketball backboard and hoop • Native beach dune plant starts • Volunteer carpentry/repair labor • 20-foot by 20-foot tent • Volunteer radio/audio engineers • Volunteer mentors who understand radio regulations, broadcast etiquette and technology

Teaching youths life skills and experience isn’t easy. Many Maui parents have to work two or three jobs just to pay the rent—where does that leave time for the kids and life’s lessons? The Maui Economic Opportunity Youthbank program works hard with Maui youth in the classroom, out in the field and in counseling sessions to help youth form a real vision for their future.These are lessons kids might not learn elsewhere.They also offer courses in how to get along with each other, attitude, conflict resolution, nourishment and avoiding drugs and alcohol.They offer a variety of work that kids can tackle as a team, building their confidence and self-esteem (participating kids also get a stipend).The youth will gain survival skills and learn how to meet personal challenges through hikes and camping trips that are steeped in Hawaiian culture and history.

THEY NEED: • Cash for food-snacks and such because low-income teens arriving at MEO or the worksite are always hungry.

• Cash for stipends: participants for work training qualify for stipends but with our present budget our stipend offerings are limited. Our youth would be much more encouraged if they could receive stipends for more of these events.

The combination of classroom type sessions, outdoor experiential activities and individual encouragement from Youthbank is the successful recipe for the development of their skills. By guided discussion and presentations from Maui business and agency resource persons, youth are invited to realize their potential and practice skills.Youth blossom and unfold through this combination of theoretical ideas, hands-on work and individual guidance.

CONTACT: Jim Crowe, Program Director, MEO Youthbank, 99 Mahalani St., Wailuku, HI 96793. Call 873-3103 or email jim.crowe@meoinc.org

Maui Boys and Girls Club-Central Unit Maui OnStage Maui Onstage enrichs the island’s community through support and creation of quality performing arts experiences.They also conduct stewardship of the historic Iao Theater in Wailuku. Performing arts makes Maui a more vibrant and interesting place to live. But while the arts add tangible public value, grant support is continuing to decline, making individual contributions and assistance that much more important.

CONTACT: Maui Onstage, 68 N. Market St.,Wailuku, HI 96793. Call 244-8680 or email edirector@mauionstage.com.

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THEY NEED: • Volunteers • Financial support • Building supplies • Pick-up truck • Two new refrigerators and a new stove • Use of a room off-site for rehearsals • Gift certificates for restaurants or activities for volunteers

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This organization provides a positive place for kids to go after school. All Boys and Girl clubs are founded on a set of core beliefs that guide all activities, programs and staff members.

These core beliefs are: A club is a safe place to learn and grow; a club offers ongoing relationships with caring adult professionals; a club provides lifeenhancing programs and character development exercises; a club offers hope and opportunity.

The Central Maui unit offers a youth development strategy that believes club programs and services will promote and enhance their youth.These programs instill a sense of competence, usefulness, and belonging into these youth.

THEY NEED: • Educational Software for the Technology Room.

• Books for the reading library (ages 9 to 17) • Dictionaries (10) • Thesaurus (10) • Calculators (10) • DVD Players (2) • Board games • A van • Volunteers • Cash contributions

CONTACT: Connie Brown, Central Club Unit Director, (808) 242-4363, x224, or 808-344-5635, or connieb@bgcmaui.org.

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Big Brothers/Big Sisters of Maui County Where do kids go for support and advice when their own families are too busy and school counselors don’t seem like a good idea? The Big • Clothing Brothers/Big Sisters of Maui County • Knick-knacks matches Bigs (adults) with Littles • Bedding (youth) in the community, forming a one-on-one mentoring program.They • Linens say youth in the program are 46 per• Shoes cent less likely to start using drugs, 27 percent less likely to start using alco• Handbags and other small hol and 52 percent less likely to skip items in good condition school.The progression and develop(please, no large appliances ment of Maui kids into productive and or furniture) confident young adults is priceless to our community. Sixty percent of their income comes from clothing and small item donations. BBBS serves Maui and Molokai.

THEY NEED:

CONTACT: Call 242-9754 or visit our website at www.bbbsmaui.org and click on “Donate” to schedule your pick-up.

Maui Boys and Girls Club-Haiku Unit The staff at the Boys and Girls Club of Maui, Haiku Unit provides a safe and positive place for all youths.They have programs in Hawaiian Culture pro• 40 padded folding chairs moting respect for each youth’s own • Digital video camera cultural identity.This program also • Upright freezer teaches chanting, native species identification, paddling lessons with Kihei • Portable air conditioner Canoe Club, and participation in native • Microwave fish pond restoration.The Power Hour is our study hall program that offers • Cubbies free homework help. In Project Learn our kids participate in educational games and puzzles four days a week, and work on a project called “Today in History.” The Torch and Keystone Club kids get involved in community projects like beach clean ups, playground maintenance and adopt-a-highway clean-ups.The arts program offers cooking, creative writing, performing arts, as well as arts and crafts.The Haiku club also offers and plans sporting events, tournaments, career development, technological education and social events for their youth.

THEY NEED:

CONTACT: Gina McLain, Haiku Unit Director, (808) 575-9024 or 344-5506 or at 2830 Hana Highway, Haiku, HI 96708.

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THEY NEED: • Binoculars – 5 pairs “Bushnell Marine” for use aboard our educational vessel • Global Positioning System • A van – Ford E Series, diesel • Digital Cameras • For full wish list please go to www.pacificwhale.org

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Just Like Aunty’s House The hidden treasure of Tom’s Mini Mart The tiny wind-beaten neighborhood of Paukukalo sits between the ocean and the Wailuku Industrial Center.

It’s a modest grouping of homes on the sea that boasts a really great corner store, Tom’s Mini Mart, which serves as both heartbeat and nurturer for the ’hood.

Tom’s Mini Mart 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Pakukalo, 244-2323. $

Paukukalo is known for its surf.

With lots of hungry surfers and working class families in the area, Tom’s really serves up the goods. While you

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won’t find that missing ingredient for your cookies on their shelves, you will find every snack available and many mealtime essentials.

Tom’s has a great hot food menu featuring two entrée specials Monday through Friday. These are offered plate lunch style for $6.50 with a scoop of rice, corn and macaroni salad.

You can also order a hobo, a mini plate, for $4.50 or a combo for $7.50.

If it’s a popular dish you can expect it to be sold out by as early as 11 a.m. that morning.

Tom’s chicken katsu is some of the best on the island. Their inventive chicken char-siu is delicious, blending the red sweet honey-roasted style of preparation with juicy chicken meat.

Their chopped steak plate is full of tender seasoned beef and plenty of sautéed onions. And their mac salad is good to the last drop of mayo.

If you get there late and miss their daily special, don’t despair. Chili is their main standby; a bowl goes for just $2.50. They also have chilidogs for $2.5o, along with hot dogs, manapua and nachos.

Their pre-made sandwiches are also great, joining fresh bakery bread with ham or turkey, lettuce, and cheese for only $3.

Tom’s opens early and does a brisk business in the morning.

Locals come in and pick up their coffee and lunches before they head to work.

Surfers stop by for a

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shave ice maker Janice Kekahuna

little pick-me-up before and after their morning sessions.

But my favorite time to head over to Tom’s is after lunch. They have what I believe is the best shave ice on the island. When prepared correctly, shave ice can rival some of the fanciest desserts in flavor and texture. For $1.75 you can get a 16-ounce cup overflowing with powdery ice, topped with three flavors of syrup. You can also add their sweetened condensed cream topping for 75 cents, order it with two scoops of ice

cream under the ice for $1, or add azuki beans or ling hing mui sprinkles.

Tom’s is more than a local corner store. They always put out their seasonal decorations and show their holiday spirit. They cook and serve meals with a lot of pride. That means a lot in a small and humble neighborhood. Going there is more like visiting your Aunty’s house to pick up some goodies and talk story than stopping by a convenience store. Oh, and they are closed on Sundays, ’cuz Aunty needs a break, too. MTW

DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:458:30 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-

8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana

Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F,

El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku,

242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335

Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $

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Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440

Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa

Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title.

Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului,

877-2400. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and

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Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2

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$ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6

for the After Hours Crowd It’s assured to get you out of your seat & dancing 10pm until closing

a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-

1850. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa,

p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani

11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395

Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

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p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

DAVID CHOY QUARTET

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Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.

Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German

Sushi & Jazz Night

Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977.

M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $

Saturday’s

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local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.;

Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food.

276-2349 for banquets. $

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Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355

E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks,

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-

pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275

Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street,

Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center,

Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

877-5588.

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M,

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6

9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W.

p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $

Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th,

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-

5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele

8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St.,

St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Kahului, 871-7782. $

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of

a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.;

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11

F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-

a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $

4849. $$

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pas-

Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast,

tries. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-

lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-

5796. $

5550. $

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th,

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant -

11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono

Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui

St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready

p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

to pick up. They even deliver.150 Hana

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30

Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6

bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9

p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului,

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F,

877-2661. $

6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cui-

Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

sine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F,

a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului,

7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30

877-7461. $$

p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

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DININGLISTINGS Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean,

Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. M-

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava

local. Su-F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7

F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center,

with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10

p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $

Wailuku. 249-8955. $

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the peo-

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7

a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

ple who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9

a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4

p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

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Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood,

E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

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Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads,

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Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local

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a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St.,

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9

Wailuku, 249-8533. $

p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center,

Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30

877-8744. $

5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.-

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily,

6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395

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Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Nazo’s Restaurant - Local Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m.

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sand-

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef,

wiches. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N.

BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full

Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188.

1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $ Ohana Cafe - Healthy breakfast and lunch

9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere.

Kama’aina Discount - Must show valid Hawaiian ID - Alcohol not included

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su,

$$

Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; M, 6

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle

a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9

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a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style

Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian

and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

restaurant featuring different foods every

entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Daily, 10:30-2

Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches,

night. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach

a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything.

Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower

take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

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Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-

Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu,

9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahu-

saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30

manu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai in a casual garden setting. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service.

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p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-

1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Unisan - Sushi bar, and eclectic cuisine, with full bar.

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11

M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30

a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St.,

a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426.

p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Kahului, 873-4847. $

$$

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches.

Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11

Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St.,

Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-

p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

Wailuku, 242-7928. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

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$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare

Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30

according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m.

featuring Pacific Rim seafood. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960

Blue Ahi and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food

a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $

5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-

S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-

Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8

9944. $

p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1333. $

1111. $$

Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and din-

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-

ner. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selec-

3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd.,

891-8600. $

9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$

tion of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.;

Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, sal-

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and

Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily,

ads, entrees and daily specials. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai

0813. $

12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea

2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$

Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Kihei, 891-1368. $

Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7

Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a

a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd,

twist and an extensive wine list. Nightly,

Kihei, 879-9033. $

5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-

2224. $$$

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a salad bar and healthy pre-made

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet cof-

options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

fees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads.

4356. $

M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881

S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei

Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, sal-

Kihei, 879-3262. $

S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30

Rd., 874-4041. $$

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Mmmmmm. Meaty

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian

fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui

shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes.

Dr., 874-8880. $$$

Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-

Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi

0414. $

bar and late night menu. Su-M, 5-10 p.m.; Tu-W,

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

5:30-10p.m.; Th-Sa, 5:30-1:30a.m. 1881 S. Kihei

Rd., 879-0004. $$ K

“food for gringos.” M-Sa, 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E.

5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian

Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $

Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my!

cuisine dining near the water’s edge.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and

Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa,

5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$

Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m.

11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs

Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $

and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine.

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, par-

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-

fait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. Daily,

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m-

1811. $$

9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $

10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos.

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-1

8080. $$

Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO.

a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei

Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious

$

Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$

Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish

1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

salt and wheat free. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S.

pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. Daily, 8

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me

Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395

Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. M-

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303

lent wines. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and

ads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin.

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd,

Marco’s South Side Grill - Italian food and excel-

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 891-

1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. Daily, 5 a.m.-2

Nightly,

a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

baby, yeah! Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and

Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $

elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage

fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani,

sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.,

Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

serving food 'til midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-

Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats,

6444. $

hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-

famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-

p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani

the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10

9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

$$$

front with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib,

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine.

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and

9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-

grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. Daily, 11

Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m.

5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd.,

8000. $$$

a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

891-8860. $$$

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria.

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine.

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare.

11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea,

entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10

M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei

Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602.

244-5862. $

p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

$

a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine ocean-

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DININGLISTINGS Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cui-

food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei

Makawao’s favorite deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-

sine and daily fresh baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30

Rd., 874-3779. $$

9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku,

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and

575-9242. $

and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. Daily, 7

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily,

a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei

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Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional

9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Down to Earth - Natural foods store with hot and

Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani,

salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169

572-8498. $

Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488. $

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9

Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine.

p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588.

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and

Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144.

$

sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list.

$

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a

Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F,

879-8711. $$

charming atmosphere. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly,

10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food;

5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials.

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking F-

M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m.

Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810

1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $

Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

WEST MAUI

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island lux-

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10

ury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-

atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120

Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei,

CARIBBEAN

FOOD SPECIALS

11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at

Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7

Dickenson Square 180 Dickenson St. • Lahaina 661-7082

S I G N AT U R E F O O D CAFE STYLE A L L F R E S H A L L D AY

p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m.

20 Hauoli Steet, Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sand-

soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30

wiches and cheeses. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani,

a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl.,

572-7100.

Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

menu. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Cannery, 575-5228. $

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

tofu. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin

4051. $

seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd,

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restau-

Kihei. 891-8860. $$

11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

rant with sweeping views of the island. W-Su, 7

Lahaina, 661-0348.

Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with

a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian

Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088.

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie.

$$

We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd.,

874-1234. $$ Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. In Whaler’s

General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-

9363. $ Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific

9065. $

cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish

flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd.,

preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612

Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874.

4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill -

Specializing in

Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780

Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina,

661-9491. $$ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

$

Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish.

Milagros - South American cuisine with island

2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina,

M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $

influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St.,

661-0937. $$

Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and

Paia, 579-8755. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126

Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for

Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

vegetarians and meat eaters. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Castaway Cafe - Beachside America. Daily, 7:30

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean

861-8688

ences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin

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favorite restaurant.” Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and

665-7096. $$$

bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49

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UPCOUNTRY

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily,

twist. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua,

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s

2 FOR 1 EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 5:00 TO 6:30pm

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak,

a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea,

Home to award winning Chef Raul Bermudez

p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads, pastries,

Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak,

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily, 11

DAILY BREAKFAST SPECIALS 5.95

Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influ-

Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood take-out or sit

9091. $

down. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

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$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast,

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous

cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly

a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood,

Hula Pie. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St.,

5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu,

Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

pasta and stir fry. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843

Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

661-3843. $$$ K

E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su,

Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa,

4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$

11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L.

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m.

Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower

Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-

3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888.

0660. $

$

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill. M-Sa, 11

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7

with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway

5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m.

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other

by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-

island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312

8939. $$$

Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own

dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.,

ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily,

661-3160. $$

10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina,

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900

seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11

Daily,

9

a.m.-9:30

p.m.

Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

“Who said a great meal has to be expensive”

oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.

lm El

p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-

7572. $ Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes.

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s

Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh

Lahaina

kabobs.

4405

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge

Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St.,

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and

Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10

11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina,

St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

’s

coffeehouse. Daily, 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m.

667-0908. $ K

with fresh island fish. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front

Kahana, 669-5000. $

an

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style

Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily,

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared

7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy,

Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking

Lahaina, 661-7082. $

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily,

k

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American with late night menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

ar

667-2744. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina

Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

M

Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St.,

Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

ef

Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily,

Ch

a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. M-

• Pizzas • Sandwiches • Nightly Seafood Specials

Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset

from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-

views. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina,

5117. $$$ K

661-8422. $$$

•Pastas • Salads

Traditional

Thanksgiving Feast

All You Can Eat Buffet $21.95 Adults $14.95 Keiki (12 & under)

HAPPY HOUR DAILY $2.50 Mai Tais, Margaritas & Electric Lemonade

$2.00

Bud Light & Bud Drafts

658 Front St. Lahaina Wharf Cinema Center

$2.00 Beef or Chicken Tacos 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM 661-8141

• Beer • Wine

nothing over $15.95

Non-Dairy Mozzarella Available NOW! Plus, Brown Rice Pasta!

Wheat & Gluten Free!

50¢ extra / Cooked to order so it takes a few minutes longer

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cui-

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub.

Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.;

Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serv-

sine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11

Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina,

ing American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St.,

p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

661-7888. $

Lahaina, 661-8558. $

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.

Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, sal-

Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11

drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

ads and Greek gyros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

2288. $$$

p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext.

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic

51. $$

Sa, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307

Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani

Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45

665-6262. $

p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily,

rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m.

6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali,

4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-

667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough

steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani

said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St,

Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front

Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5

Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $

from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana,

667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405

Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali,

661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua,

661-8466. $$$

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern -

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, cal-

American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village,

zones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee

Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$

St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and

Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900

fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina,

Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

661-8815. $$$

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar -

and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Sushi and pupus only Th-F, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 600 Office Rd.,

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11

Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K

a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Lahaina, 661-6633. $

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10

5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili,

p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking),

669-1500. $$

Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30

p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine. Daily,

a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar.

10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema

$

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St.,

Center, 661-6628. $

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.

Lahaina, 667-7758. $

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-

a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11

9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.-

p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd.,

10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Kahana, 669-3539. $$

Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties,

Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,

661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000

p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-

from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly

Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

options. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza,

Lahaina, 667-2663. $

mer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly

sine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly

steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.;

Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-

3474. $$

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, sum-

Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cui-

Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

whole grains cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.;

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ

Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

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Appetizers

Blackened Ahi

Homestyle New American Comfort Food

Normal Hours

Thanksgiving Day

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Ahi tuna dusted with cajun spices, seared and served over cabbage.

Garnished with pickled ginger Kaiware sprouts and Wasab

Crispy Crabcakes

Classic Caesar Salad Hearts of romaine tossed with home made croutons & Parmesan cheese

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Entrees

Turkey Dinner

Lump Crab, lightly bound and breaded with cornflakes & served with tangy remoulade sauce

Traditional meal served with mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, vegetables and cranberries

Shrimp Cocktail

Prime Rib

Six large poached shrimp served with spicy cocktail sauce

Served with mashed potatoes, au jus, horseradish& vegetables

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Salads

Stella’s Holiday Salad Upcountry greens tossed with red wine vinaigrette, dried cranberries, walnuts & feta cheese.

Pan Seared Fresh Fish With a lemon-caper butter sauce, rice pilaf and vegetables

Stir Fry An array of mixed vegetables sautéed in a teriyaki sauce served over white rice, with Tofu, with Chicken

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Deporting Beatles Wednesday (Nov. 29), 5 & 7:30 p.m. at Castle Theater [FILM] What’s better than a well-done documentary exposing our government’s institutionalized warmongering, hypocrisy and covert operations?

How about one that casts John Lennon as the besieged hero battling those evil forces! The U.S. Vs. John Lennon exposes President Richard Nixon’s attempt to deport the beloved ex-Beatle.

Lennon was a celebrated pacifist and outspoken war protester whose voter-registration drives and anti-war rallies and concerts threatened Nixon’s reelection. Nixon responded by unleashing FBI director (and clandestine cross-dresser) J. Edgar Hoover—a direct link to today’s repressed homosexual politicos who pass anti-gay legislation between visits to man-whores and unsuspecting pubescent assistants—to hassle and spy on Lennon. The movie features an impressive soundtrack of Lennon’s songs, which will also be showcased live by DJ GED before and after the screenings. Lennon died on Dec. 8, 1980—the year I turned four—and I still can’t think about what the world lost that day without crying. People need to see this movie to remember what he stood for, and to be inspired to take action of their own.

Lennon may be gone, but unfortunately the Nixons and Hoovers of the world are not. Tickets: $10. For info, visit mauifilmfestival.com. [COREY NIELSEN]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

Scrooge You! Friday-Saturday (Nov. 24-25), 7:30 p.m.; Sunday (Nov. 26), 2 p.m. at Steppingstone Playhouse [STAGE] It’s the annual production of Scrooged!

We all know the story: a rich old miser refuses to share his wealth or warmth of any kind. He employs his exact opposite, a poor man who is caring and giving. It’s extremely appropriate on an island where half the population is of the loving, sharing and hard-working type and the other half are rich tourists or snow birds who can be, at times, a little… what’s the word?

Insatiable? Not to mention that the holiday celebrations they enjoy so much are made possible by those working on said “holidays!” Whoa, that was a little off-track; I swear I’m not bitter.

Anyway, the show should be a fun-filled, heartwarming event for the whole fam. Scrooged! runs weekends through Dec. 17. Tickets: $18.

Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 244-8760. [HEIDI KING]

THURSDAY

House of the Rising Sum Saturday (Nov. 25), 9 a.m.-3 p.m. at Bailey House Museum [CULTURAL BENEFIT] It takes a lotta money to keep one of Hawai`i’s oldest buildings in existence. Think of all the activity that’s gone on since 1833: the Bailey House once served as the Mission station for the Wailuku Female Seminary and was occupied by Edward Bailey and his family until 1888. Now the Museum features gardens filled with native Hawaiian and missionary-era plants, Hawaiian artifacts, missionary furnishings and paintings—important stuff you don’t get to see just any-ole-where.

Such a prestigious cause needs valuable entertainers, like Uluwehi Guerrero, Lei`ohu Ryder and Richard Ho`opi`i, for instance. But they need backup, too, in the form of food booths, arts and crafts, cultural demos and a silent auction.

Tickets: $10 in advance, $15 day of show, keiki free with paid adult. Call 244-3326 or visit www.mauimuseum.org.

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Tales to Tell

Ebbin’ & Flowin’

Saturday (Nov. 25), 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Theater

Thursday (Nov. 30) at McCoy Studio Theater

[STORYTELLING FESTIVAL] A few of Hawai`i’s better known storytellers will be performing their craft as well as teaching. Tom Cummings, “a traditional master storyteller,” is also known as one of the Bishop Museum’s “treasures.” Cummings will be teaching two of the workshops earlier on Saturday. Kathy Collins, the Mana`o radio personality and woman from the “Tita says no litta” campaign, will be performing as well as teaching in a workshop entitled “Kealoha.”

Not to be confused with the workshop title, Kealoha Wong will be performing some slam poetry.

Wong is a slam contest winner and a pioneer of the Honolulu slam poetry scene. Wong has been the host at Studio 1’s “First Thursday” since 2003. The weekly event is one of the nations most attended slam poetry contests. Tickets for the performance are $20, and $10 for the workshops (various, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.).

Call 242-7469 for more info and tickets. [KEITH BENEDICT]

DAY

[CLASSICAL] The term “classical music” covers a broad range of styles of music that have been around since the fall of the Roman Empire. Can you imagine what it must have been like to go to a concert in the year—let’s say the year 1606? Would it have been like going to an epic, arena-sized concert today? You know, without pyrotechnics and video displays, that is. Speaking of which, Robert Pollock is the founder of the Ebb and Flow Ensemble. He is also a composer and a pianist. Members of the Honolulu Symphony will be performing as part of Ebb and Flow, including Mark Votapek, cello, Ignace Jang, violin, and Scott Anderson, clarinet. Together they will be performing recently commissioned works as well as modern contemporary favorites, along with very contemporary multimedia presentations.

Tickets: $25, halfprice for keiki. Call 242-7469. [KB]

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Fantasy Bubble Pops The Fountain of Youth is just a dying tree Metaphysical space age imaginings counter the death of a loved one in writer/director Darren Aronofsky’s visually stunning yet superficial fantasy.

Tommy (Hugh Jackman) is a scientist obsessed with discovering and implementing a cure for his wife Izzy’s (Rachael Weisz) cancer in time to save her from death. Izzy has been writing a sci-fi fantasy novel called The Fountain, about a 16th century discovery of the fountain of youth by Thomas, a Spanish conquistador (also played by Jackman), inspired by her husband’s quest to save her life.

The Fountain

★★★★★ Rated R/96 mins.

The “fountain” is revealed to be more of a lurking Tree of Life whose sap will impart lasting mortality on whoever drinks its milky white essence. Izzy’s wish that Tommy complete the book on her behalf results in his own reflective reverie wherein he floats through the cosmos as Tom Creo, a 26th century astronaut enclosed inside a bubble spacecraft. Tom occasionally removes bark from the dying tree of eternal life to sustain himself when he isn’t meditating about his long journey. The three narrative threads combine to form a movie that is alternately beguiling and annoying.

Tom’s desert island bubble approaches the enormous golden Xibalba nebula where the bald, meditating New Age astronaut will ostensibly be reunited with Izzy whose ghost periodically appears to command him to finish writing her book. The Fountain suffers most when the audience is made to endure Tommy’s wallowing crying fits that intersperse the

Rub-a-dub-dub, Rachel-Weisz-in-a-tub...

film’s latter half as part of the real-life sub-plot.

Jackman’s notable charisma keeps the scenes from appearing ugly, even if the consequence is distasteful for his character’s loathsome self-indulgence. Although the space travel plot is the strongest of the three stories, it seeps with a pretentious tone that perverts Aronofsky’s thematic intention of romantic loyalty and everlasting love.

Wearing billowy white clothes, Tom levitates in the lotus position as a hippy space traveler haunted by his wife’s specter. Tom busies himself tattooing black rings around his arm to track the passing years, just as a tree’s rings delineate its lifespan, while he waits to enter the nebula that will conclude Izzy’s novel.

Darren Aronofsky (Requiem for a Dream) is a stylisti-

cally visionary director trapped by the limitations of his writing abilities. The Spanish conquistador story is laughable for its childish trappings, and the modern day love story carries nagging elements such as Tom’s emotional fragility and lost wedding ring that dogs the movie as a superfluous ruse.

The Fountain works best as a high-concept sci-fi film with all of its seams showing. That Aronofsky inflates it with so much romantic helium condemns the piece as a soft soap melodrama built on unaffecting characters. The visually spectacular inner-nebula culmination is a stunner, and its seemingly drug-induced quality resonates in your memory.

The scene has beauty, power and cinematic weight. Here is a movie based on one scene, and it is a doozy. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Nov. 29 THE U.S. VS. JOHN LENNON - (PG13) John Lennon, Yoko Ono, Walter Cronkite, Mario Cuomo, Angela Davis, Ron Kovic, George McGovern, Richard Nixon and Gore Vidal all appear in this documentary exploration of the true story of the U.S. Government's attempts to deport John Lennon. 95 min.

New This Week BOBBY - (R) - Drama - Emilio Estevez’s look at the people involved in and witnessing Bobby Kennedy’s 1968 murder. 111 min.

(Anthony Pignataro) DECK THE HALLS - (PG) - Comedy, Holiday - Matthew Broderick and Danny Devito face of to see who is more Christmas-ier. Cheesy, feel good, family fun. 95 min. (Heidi King) DEJA VU - (R) - Action, Thriller - Denzel Washington is trying to do as much good as possible when he finds his colleagues have discovered a way to fold time and change events. Denzel Washington in an action thriller called Deja Vu? Isn’t that ironic. 125 min. (HK) THE FOUNTAIN - (R) - Drama, Fantasy Follows one couple through three time periods. Each time, boy (Hugh Jackman) tries to save girl (Rachel Weisz) by finding the tree of life to get the sap that makes you invincible.

95 min. (HK)

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TENACIOUS D IN: THE PICK OF DESTINY - (R) Comedy, Music - Jack Black and Kyle Gass go on a mission to find the magic guitar pick of destiny that will ensure their rockstar success. I’d like to quote a little piece of one of their songs now...”It’s Tenacious D time, muthafuckas!!” 93 min. (HK)

Concert with MANY TOP Island Artists!

FRI • NOV 24 • 6:30 pm Castle Theater • $25, 1/2 kids [VIP reception $50] Celebrating Hawaiian Traditional Art Form

through song. I know just how he feels. 123 min.

(Samantha Campos)

Castle Theater, 572-3456

LET’S GO TO PRISON -(R) - Comedy - The obnoxious son of a dead judge gets wrongfully convicted of a crime and sent to the slammer. And I thought those “don’t drop the soap” jokes were getting old. 84 min. (AP)

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee

BORAT - (R) - Comedy - Sasha Baron Cohen of Da Ali G Show fame stars as Borat, the hapless, sexcrazed anti-Semitic journalist from Kazakhstan who documents the wit and witticism of mostly Redneck Americans, all of which are very, very real. 84 min. (AP)

OPEN SEASON - (PG) - Comedy, Animation - A domesticated bear gets himself stuck in the forest during hunting season. He and his furry friends have to turn the tables on the hunters in order to survive, but they have to do it in a PG way, so no blood and guts. 95 min. (HK)

Happy Feet - PG - Th (2, 2:15, 2:35, 4:30, 4:45,

CASINO ROYALE - (PG-13) -Action, Thriller - This, the 21st James Bond picture, does something new: just adapt Bond straight from Ian Fleming’s first novel, which came out in 1953. Stars Daniel Craig as Bond. 144 min. (AP)

THE PRESTIGE - (PG-13) - Drama, ThrillerScarlett Johansson, Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman star in this story of two flashy, famous magicians in 1890s London who try to outdo each other using then-mysterious electricity and science, probably over a chick. Directed by Christopher Nolan. 135 min. (AP)

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CELESTINE PROPHECY - (PG) - Drama, Adventure - Through a random chain of events, John Woodson finds himself in Peru on the path to find the Celestine Prophecy which supposedly unlocks the mystery that is life and happiness. Is that where self actualization is—Peru? How much are tickets? 100 min. (HK) THE DEPARTED - (R) - Crime, Drama - This Martin Scorsese picture is set in South Boston and stars Leonardo DiCaprio as a young cop who infiltrates the mob and Matt Damon as a young mobster who infiltrates the cops. Also stars Jack Nicholson and Mark Wahlberg. 150 min. (AP) FLUSHED AWAY - (PG) - Animation, Comedy The story of a pampered pet mouse who tries to lure a rat named Sid into the toilet but inadvertently gets flushed down into the London sewer system. And no, I did not just make all that up.

Stars Ian McKellen, Jean Reno and Andy Serkis.

86 min. (AP) A GOOD YEAR - (PG13) - Drama, Romance - Max Skinner, (Russell Crowe) is a successful investment tycoon. With the passing of his Uncle and suspension from his job, Skinner tends to the inherited winery. It’s a great role for Crowe to take himself even more seriously. 119 min. (Keith Benedict)

THE RETURN - (R) - Drama, Thriller - Sarah Michelle Geller stars as a traveling salesgirl who ends up staying the night in a room where a brutal murder was committed. When the dreams and hallucinations begin, she finds herself chasing after the killer and, in turn, being chased. 85 min. (HK) SAMOAN WEDDING - (NR) - Comedy - Four friends are forced to find wedding dates on short notice. Let the cat and mouse games begin. 97 min. (HK) THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE - (G) - Family, Comedy - Santa (Tim Allen) struggles to keep his new family happy while battling Jack Frost (Martin Short), who is trying to take over Christmas. Why, Martin Short, why? 115 min. (KB) SAW 3 - (R) - Suspense, Horror - Wait. I thought “Jigsaw” was on his death bed at the end of the second movie. The first one was freakin’ awesome, the second was good, but you knew what you were getting into, now three? I dunno about this. 107 min. (HK) STRANGER THAN FICTION - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - Harold Crick (Will Ferrell) hears a voice in his head that is not his own. Finding his life is but a character in a novel, Crick seeks the help of Prof. Hilbert (Dustin Hoffman) to stop the immanent death of the character Crick. 113 min. (KB) TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING - (R) - Horror, Thriller - It’s a prequel set years before the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie and it looks really, really scary.

105 min. (HK)

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Flushed Away - PG - Th (2:15, 4:25), 6:30, 9 A Good Year - PG13 - Th (4), 6:50, 9:50 5:05), 6:55, 7:15, 7:35, 9:30, 9:45, 10 Harsh Times - R - Th (1:50, 4:30), 7:10, 9:55 Let’s Go to Prison - R - Th (2:30, 4:45), 7, 9:20 Prestige - PG13 - Th 6:45 Return - PG13 - Th (2:25, 4:35), 7:40, 9:50 Samoan Wedding - NR - Th (2:45, 5), 7:30, 9:45 Saw 3 - R - Th (3:30), 9:40 Stranger Than Fiction - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:05), 6:40, 9:15

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 8754910 Bobby - R - Th-W (12:50, 3:30), 6:45, 9:30 Borat - R - Th-W (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:25, 9:45 Casino Royale - PG13 - Th-W (12, 3:15), 6:35, 9:40 Deck the Halls - PG - Th-W (12:25, 2:40), 4:55, 7:10, 9:30 Santa Clause 3 - G - Th-W (12:10, 2:30), 5:05, 7:15, 9:25 Tenacious D - R - Th-W (12:15, 2:45), 5:15, 7:30, 9:50

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Casino Royale - PG13 - Th (1), 4:05, 7, F-Sa (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 10:20, Su-W (1:15), 4:15, 7:15 Deja Vu - PG13 - Th, Su-W (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, F-Sa (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 Departed - R - Th (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, F-Sa (1), 4:05, 7, 10, Su-W (1), 4:05, 7 Happy Feet - PG - Th, Su-W (1:45), 4:45, 7:45, FSa (1:45), 4:45, 7:45, 10:05

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HARSH TIMES - (R) - Action, Drama - Same Creator as Training Day, same concept. Bad cops, good cops, scary situations and lots of drama... and most of it happens in a car. 120 min. (HK)

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM

‘It’ll Be a Lot Funnier Than This!’

Lewis Black comes to Maui

ewis Black has been called “caustic,” “cranky” and “bile-spewing”—and that’s by his own publicist. He’s also one of the funniest guys out there right now. Each week Black angrily denounces social, political and corporate nonsense on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. No mere “angry white man,” Black ridicules the right and savages the special interests in a way only an unreconstructed liberal could love.

He’s also a fine veteran of the legitimate stage, having written more than 40 plays, some of which have been produced with such actors as Teri Garr and that one guy from Perfect Strangers who wasn’t Balki. His latest film, Unaccompanied Minors, opens sometime around Christmas.

These days he’s on a nationwide tour, which stops on Maui on Nov. 25. I spoke to Black two days after the Midterm Elections put the Democrats back into power in the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate. He was in the middle of a day packed with media interviews, and I was at home suffering from a horrible cold. In other words, we were pretty much in the same emotional state:

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MAUI TIME WEEKLY: So how do you feel about the elections?

LEWIS BLACK: I think until the Democrats do something again on any level, until they show any level of interest in governing the country, the jury’s still out. We’ve had six years of them not paying attention.

NOVEMBER 22, 2006

Who were you most happy to see lose?

[Senator Rick] Santorum. Without a doubt. I haven’t seen someone that brain dead in a while. He has said some of the most obnoxious things about gay people. If you’re a private person and you believe them, okay. But as a senator, he shouldn’t say them. Oh, and he homeschools his kids. I can’t wait to see what that does.

During the campaign, who was funnier: Senator George Allen, who came off as a racist frat boy or Senator John Kerry, who tried to joke about President Bush but seemed to insult our troops?

Allen. There’s more stuff. What’s really funny is that they were actually talking about him as a presidential candidate. We get more careless by the day. Good to see we don’t have to deal with him anymore. It’s funny how we never listened to him unless he said something really stupid.

What’s your biggest concern these days?

Probably our ineptitude. We seem to become more inept

Do you think the Democrats won or the Republicans lost?

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I think it was mostly that the Republicans lost. The Democrats haven’t participated in government since the Iraq war began. The opposition party is supposed to ask questions—that’s your job. It’s been painful to watch ever since. It’s not brain surgery—it’s called compromise.

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every day. We don’t seem to be able to do anything anymore. It’s amazing.

I saw the most unbelievable idiocy during the campaign reach an unimaginable level in my lifetime. I’m really surprised [the Republicans] didn’t refer to Democrats as the Osama Party.

So what’s your show out here going to be like?

It’ll be a lot funnier than this! I’ll just take what’s been going on this past year and scream about it for 75 minutes.

Sounds great. Anything else?

Yeah, just one more thing: if you’re thinking of coming back to the mainland, don’t. Just stay there. You’re better off. I think you can get most of what you need from Amazon. MTW

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS

Lewis Black, the fed-up humorist hanging at the

Symphony: Scott Anderson, clarinet; Ignace

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end of his rope, brings new meaning to “Black”

Jang, violin; and Mark Votapek, cello. Ebb & Flow

Matato`a - Dec. 8. Matato`a, from Rapa Nui

“The Mystery of Irma Vep, a Penny Dreadful” -

humor. Lewis’ style is reminiscent of the late

features the premieres of recently commissioned

(Easter Island), came together as a family group

Friday-Sunday, through Dec. 3. Charles Ludlam’s

greats Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison and George

international works and Pollock's own Mana Loa

to promote the music and dance traditions, cos-

sidesplitting gothic spoof uses the sleight-of-hand

Carlin. This show will contain mature explicit sub-

Quartet, plus contemporary favorites. Tickets:

tumes and body art of Rapa Nui in ways that

magic trick of two actors playing eight roles, requir-

ject matter. Tickets: $45, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m.,

$25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC,

would inspire their own younger generation as

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well as rest of the world to listen, watch, learn

Storytelling Festival - Saturday, Nov. 25. The

Andy Bumatai - Dec. 2. From the TV special “All

and enjoy. Their original sound combines modern

essence

contemporary

in the `Ohana” to the Monarch Room of The

rhythms and instruments with traditional instru-

Hawaiian storytelling incorporates a number of

Royal Hawaiian Hotel, Andy has tickled audience

ments and ancestral songs: a dynamic fusion of

different ways to tell stories. The evening per-

funny bones from the islands to the mainland. An

Rapa Nui, Polynesian, reggae, Latino and rock.

formance features traditional master storyteller

island boy by birth, he lived for a time in the Los

Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater,

Angeles area where he made the improvisation

MACC, 242-7469.

circuit and worked his way up to opening for

Makaha Sons - Dec. 15. For 30 years the

major concert stars, from Tom Jones to the

Makaha Sons have committed themselves to the

Beach Boys. Now he’s back to his roots and serv-

perpetuation of traditional Hawaiian music

ing up one laff riot! Tickets: $34, $28. 7:30 p.m.,

throughout the world. They are one of Hawai‘i’s

McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469.

premiere musical groups, with a vibrant sound,

The Santaland Diaries - Dec. 7. Coconut

full and rich with harmonies. With Louis “Moon”

Cabaret presents David Sedaris’ brilliant evoca-

Kauakahi on guitar, John Koko on bass and

tion of Christmas as seen from the other side…

Jerome Koko on 12-string guitar, their incompara-

through the eyes of a slacker working as a Macy’s

ble arrangements and delightful stage presence

elf! Our hero, Crumpet (you have to go by your elf

have won the allegiance of fans everywhere.

ing constant costume, wig and personality shifts that will keep you laughing as the mystery unfolds. $18, $16, $12. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao

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Scrooged! - Friday-Sunday, through Dec. 17.

Based on the Charles Dickens’ beloved classic A

Christmas Carol, Scrooged! tells the story of miserly Ebenezer Scrooge and his humbling visit by the ghosts of Christmas. $18, $15. Fri-Sat,

7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen K Center, mauiacademy.org, or 244-8760.

Tom Cummings, the dynamic young contemporary slam poet Kealoha Wong, and Maui’s own beloved “Tita” Kathy Collins. Tickets: $20 (each performance). 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater,

MACC, 242-7469.

E Ho`oulu Aloha - Saturday, Nov. 25. Sixth annual E Ho`oulu Aloha, “To Grow In Love” concert featuring Uluwehi Guerrero, Lei`ohu Ryder and Richard Ho`opi`i. Hula performances by Halau Ka Ulu o Ka La and Na Pua O Kealani of Hokkaido, Japan. Hawaiian food, arts & crafts, raffle, silent auction and more. $15, $10. 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Bailey

Carioca - Tue, Nov. 28. Brazilian music concert: Carioca returns to Maui again with his gifted friend Amit Gershi, virtuoso flautist and vocalist from Israel. An extremely unique duo. $15. 6:30 p.m.,

Makawao Union Church Sanctuary, 579-9261.

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name) weaves a tale of humiliation, bitterness

Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater,

and the occasional celebrity sighting all the while

MACC, 242-7469.

Lewis Black - Saturday, Nov. 25. You’ve seen him

Ebb & Flow Ensemble - Nov. 30. Robert

trying to get his big break on One Life To Live.

Billy Joel - Dec. 18. It’s the piano man! Billy Joel

on HBO, Comedy Central, and in a regular spot-

Pollock, composer, pianist and founder of Ebb &

Starring John Michael Beck. Tickets $20. 7:30

touches on every phase of his exceptional career,

light bit “Back in Black” on The Daily Show.

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NO MORE BORING X-MAS PARTIES

DA KINECALENDAR Man,” “New York State of Mind,” “Uptown Girl,”

Thanksgiving Day - It’s turkey day! Gobble gob-

“Allentown,” “Good Night Saigon” and “We

ble gobble up all the food you can get your grub-

Didn’t Start the Fire,” to name a few. 7 p.m., A&B

by hands on. But remember this: “Gratitude is

Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of

Shanghai Circus - Jan. 5. A perennial favorite for

all the others.” - Sir Winston Churchill.

audiences of all ages! Born of a 2500-year

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24

Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence and perfection of form. Witness

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astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending, sly comedics and derring-do by knife-throwers and plate spinners—all laced with traditional Chinese themes and props. Tickets

Barefoot Natives - Willie K and Eric Gilliom will be performing live. Free and open to the public. 2

p.m., Borders Books & Music Cafe, Maui Marketplace, Kahului, 877-6160.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 25 Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei

Marketplace.

$22, $16, $10. 2 and 7 p.m., Castle Theater,

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Pink Martini - Jan. 11. “Part language lesson,

Kokua Fair - The annual Women’s Health Kokua

part Hollywood musical,” this Oregon-based “lit-

Fair will provide free on-the-spot health screening

tle big band” is equally at home with its multi-lin-

and information on community-based services.

gual repertoire on concert stages or in smoky bars. With an eclectic, perhaps even eccentric

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Women - Women’s monthly empowerment circle. 10:30 a.m.-5 p.m. 244-4103.

Pipi Holo Ka‘ao - Jan. 13. “Continuing the Story”

“The Land Has Eyes” - Writer/director Vilsoni

Three halau interpret, through chant dance and

Hereniko and the producer, Jeannette Paulson

song, some of the stories of Pele that are specif-

Hereniko, will be meeting the public and auto-

ic to Maui. Tickets: $15. 3 p.m., MACC, 242-7469.

graphing their DVD, The Land Has Eyes. 12-1:30

Barefoot Natives - Jan. 13. Willie K and Eric

p.m., Border’s Books, Kahului, 877-6160.

Gilliom: each is a star in his own right on the

Mostly Mozart - Maui Civic Light Opera presents

Hawaiian entertainment scene; together they

a Mostly Mozart Opera Concert. 2:30-4 p.m.,

make one dynamic duo. A fun blend of great

Makawao Union Church, 870-7848.

music and good humor. Tickets: $10, $28, $37.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s,

Chanticleer - Jan. 14. Hailed by New Yorker mag-

and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m.

azine as “ America’s favorite choral ensemble” and praised by the Los Angeles Times for “luxurious perfection,” the Grammy Award-winning

exploration of chant and other transcendent vocal

Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 27 Badminton - West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton Nights on Mondays. 6:30-9 p.m.,

expression. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle

Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Lahiana Civic Center, 661-4685.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows are free.

`Ohana Connection - Weekly breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m. 986-0209.

Vid Fest - The Maui Video Festival is a screening showcase of local talent in the video arts, both professional and amateur. November’s theme is “Des Artistes,” featuring “Photobooth: Venice Beach 1970-1990” by Tom Sewell, live music by Hinterlander, a quick lecture from Dr. Gary

Toy Drive - Now through Dec. 3. Krispy Kreme

Greenberg of “History of Art and Science,” a col-

Today Show Holiday Toy Drive. Take new and

lage with Carolyn Quan, and so much more. Free.

unused toys to Krispy Kreme and help make the hol-

6:30 p.m., Iao Theater, 244-8680.

idays brighter for a child. Plus you get a free dough-

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 29

nut coupon. Krispy Kreme, Kahului, 893-0883.

WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live

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10 a.m.-2 p.m., Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 3570758.

music mix, Pink Martini draws a wildly diverse

Chanticleer presents a powerful and unusual

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SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 26

performances at The Shops at Wailea in the

Thursday 11/23 BOCALINO

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CAFE MARC AUREL

Closed

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

Friday 11/24

Saturday 11/25

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

CASANOVA

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Lawa $8, 10pm

Sleeping Elephants $5, 10pm

Sunday 11/26

Monday 11/27 – Wednesday 11/29

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Martini Night, No cover; TUE - New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -Rio Thing w/ Renata, $5, 9pm

Jordan Koltan Live No cover, 7pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S

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Teen Night

MON - Wille K; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy; WED - Dolla Bolla w/DJ LX

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Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

OC16 Dis-N-Dat Party 10pm

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HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Private Party Closed to Public

Wild 105.5 Party

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HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Reggae on the Rock w/Marty Dread, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

Closed

The Edge No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli 7pm

Lower Courtyard. This week: Jamie Lawrence

be Tai Chi trainers throughout Maui. Participants

and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street,

Hawaiian Band. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

are not required to become trainers. Free. 12

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p.m. State Building, High St., Wailuku, 270-7755

One Chance - Sun, Nov. 26. A one day only art

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show with established and emerging artists. 11

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri; John

After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui

Turkey Trot - Thu, Nov. 23. For Thanksgiving, do

a.m.-6 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 244-6045.

Kane. Sat; Harry Troupe. Mon, Tue; Marvin

Malama Learning Center offers after-school

the Turkey Trot: 8.6 or 16 mi. runs. 7-8 a.m., Rice

homework help and classes. Call for directions

Park, 280-4643.

KEIKI

and hours. 244-5911.

LECTURE Reading & Writing Improvement - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would

DINNER MUSIC

Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St.,

POETRY

Lahaina, 661-0700.

Maui Slam - Sun, Nov. 26. Your monthly dose of

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly.

slammin’ poetry. $5. 6:30 p.m. sign-up. 7:30 p.m.

All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina,

Auditions - Next Sat, Dec. 2. General auditions

Slam! Hapa’s, 244- 9091.

661-4855.

for “You Can't Take It With You” by appointment

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina

only. 244-8680.

with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe

Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Howard Ahia.

STAGE

like to improve their reading and writing skills.

Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174.

ART

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center

Susan Jenson - Thu, Nov. 23 and 30. Susan

offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7

Jenson will be demonstrating her lauhala weav-

Tip: Don’t talk about them at Thanksgiving dinner.

Lahaina, 667-0908.

p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

ing and basket making. 3-6 p.m., Maui Hands

It could make your holiday controversial. Just

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri; Ernest

Gallery, Paia, 579-9245.

relax and let that tryptophan kick in.

Pua’a. Sat, Sun, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho. Tue;

Sea Talk - Tue, Nov. 28. John Gorman presents,“The Making of an Aquarium.” 6 p.m., Maui

Elaine Starrett - Thu, Nov. 23 and 30. Visionary

Ocean Center, 270-7084.

artist Elaine Starrett will be demonstrating her

Kathryn Xian - Wed, Nov. 29. Kathryn Xian, an accomplished filmmaker, founder and “Non-

diverse painting techniques. Maui Hands Gallery,

Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667-7997.

Executive” Director of the Safe Zone Foundation

Trunk Show - Fri, Nov. 24. The jewelry trunk

in Hawaii and Girl Fest Hawaii and Girl Fest Bay

show will feature a local artist named Gloria

Area, will be talking to the Soroptimist

Oceana madden, her collection is a combination

International of Maui Club. Open to public. 12-1

of Tahitian pearls and leather. 2-9 p.m., Sargent’s

p.m., Hideaway Restaurant, Kahului. 281-4010.

Fine Jewelry, Lahaina, 667-2131.

Zariah Demo - Fri, Nov. 24. The Lahaina Arts

ENVIRONMENTAL Pump Don’t Dump - Next Sat, Dec. 2. We thought you may need some advance notice ‘cause it’s so early in the morning! 6:30 a.m.,

Maalaea Harbor, www.pumpdontdump.com.

Society hosts a painting demonstration by feature artist Zariah, during her exhibition in honor of the divine feminine of Hawaiian Polynesia. 661-

0111 or 573-3119.

Don Shamblin - Fri, Nov. 24. Present Don Shamblin and his private collections, house

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui

Mall, 877-5300.

Tai Chi - Mon and Fri, through January. Classes will focus on persons who may want to learn to

watercolors, charcoals, acrylics and oils with subject matter ranging from nudes to landscapes and frequently abstracts. 7-9 p.m., Maui Hands

Mon, Fri; The Carroll Brothers. Wed; Hau Phat.

POLITICAL

All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by)

TV/RADIO

Thu; Braddah Brian & Roy. Fri; Brian, Roy &

Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on

KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Kawika. Sat; “TBA.” Sun; Ryan Tanaka & Friends.

Mon; “TBA.” Tue; Albert & Roy. Wed; An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway,

Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.,

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat; Acoustic music.

All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-

572-8787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion.

Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52,

MAUI’S PREMIER TATTOO SHOP...

www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

Gallery, Lahaina, 667-9898.

Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callArt Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows,

in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI

1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free

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Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu; Harry

Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat; Mark Johnston. Sun,

Troupe. Fri; Joshua. Sat; Greg DiPiazza. Tue,

Wed; Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond

Wed; Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843

Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Fri; Eddi Delgado.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue;

Sat, Mon; Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395

S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat; Benoit Jazz Works. All

Kimo’s - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; Sam Ahia. All

sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

Marco’s Southside Grill – Nightly; Various

4811.

artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei

Lahaina Store Grille - Wed; JD on the Rocks,

Rd., 874-4041.

4:30-7:30 p.m. Sat; Glen Kakugawa, 5-8 p.m. 744

Moose McGillycuddys - Sat; Joshua. 7-10 p.m.

Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Thu; JD on the Rocks.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Thu; Chris Galfasgro, 7

Fri; Scott Baird. Sat; JD and Friends. Sun;

p.m. Sat, Sun; Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m. Mon; Gypsy

Kilohana. Wed; Scottie Rotten. Thu-Sun sets 2:30-

Pacific, 7 p.m. Tue; Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.

5 p.m. Wed sets 3:30-5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali

Wed; Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St.,

Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Wailea, 874-1131.

Longhi’s - Fri; Crazy Fingers. Sat; Scotty Rotten.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Mango Cafe - Fri, Sat, Sun; Live entertainment.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue; Tony

All sets 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy,

& Peter. Fri, Wed; Trevor Jones. All sets 4-6 p.m.

Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

NEW SANSEI KAPALUA NOW OPEN

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri; Nino Toscano. Sat,

600 Office Rd. between Vino & Honolua Store

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Thu, Tue;

Wed; Marvin Tevaga. Mon; Brian Haia. Tue;

w w w.DKRestaurants.com

Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at

Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405

Wailea, 875-9983.

Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Voted “Maui’s Best”

3(;, 50./; +0505.

KAPALUA - Thursday & Friday KIHEI - Thursday to Saturday 10pm to 1am - Guests 21 and over w/ID

50% OFF FREE Karaoke

Draft Beer and Sake Specials

Kapalua Resort

669-6286

2411 S. KIHEI RD. • 879-0602

Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower

Sushi and Appetizers

HAPPY HOUR DAILY 3-6PM

0787.

Kihei Town Center

879-0004

Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Ho. Fri; Kaleo Cullen. Sat; Louise Lambert.

Radio has never sounded so good for

Llayne & Greg. Sat, Sun; Mark & Mike. Wed;

Sun, Mon; Kenny Roberts. Tue; Kaleo Cullen

Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St.,

w/ hula by Cora. Wed; Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9

Lahaina, 667-7758.

p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd,

West Maui

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri; AnRil. Sat; John

891-8860.

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Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun;

Lahaina, 661-8881.

All That Jazz Band. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei

Pioneer Inn - Thu; Ah-Tim Eleniki. Tue; Captain

Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

Billy Bones. Wed; Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8

KPOA 93.5 FM – Westside tune to 92.9 FM KJKS 99.9 KISS FM – Westside tune to 99.3 FM KJMD 98.3 DaJAM – Westside tune to 107.3 FM KLHI 101.1 The Point – Westside tune to 101.7 FM

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu; Shiro Mori.

Fri; Darrin Lenett. Mon, Tue; Gene Argel. Wed;

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main

St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8

Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477

p.m. Mon; Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N.

Sea House Restaurant - Thu; Albert Kaina and

Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Kincades Basques. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tues; Kincade

Mañana Garage - Nightly; Neto & Friends. All

Basques. Sun; Kapule Paoa. Wed; Albert Kaina.

sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900

Sushi Go - Wed; Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen

Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Zuihao - Fri; The Whale Shark. Wed; Avi Ronen,

Unisan - Tue, Fri; Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m.

Joe Cano. All sets 4-7 p.m. 900 Front St.,

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat; Bradduh Francis,

SOUTH MAUI

8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon;

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo. Sat; Braddah Frances and Friends. Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

Sun; Terri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea

Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue; Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei

NOVEMBER 22, 2006

CENTRAL MAUI

p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Lahaina, 667-9020.

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Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu; Kawika Lum

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu; Greg & Steve. Fri;

Hana Hou Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys. Wed; Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery,

575-2661.

Thursday 11/23

Friday 11/24

Saturday 11/25

Karaoke

Karaoke

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

ISANA RESTAURANT

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

Q103 $6, 10pm

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Crunch Pups $5, 10pm

Curtis Williams No cover, 10pm

S.I.N. No cover, 10pm

MON - Crunch Pups, $5, 10pm WED - The Easy w/Adam Bowen, $5, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Damien Awai 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

DJ mix 10pm

DJ mix 10pm

MON - DJ mix, 10pm: TUE - DJ mix, 10pm: WED - DJ mix, 10pm

Dub Rockers

The Easy

Live DJ

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, 10pm; WED - Danny Murry Show, 9pm

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090

Rampage 9pm

MON - El Dogg, No cover, 9pm

DJ mix 10pm

LAHAINA STORE GRILLE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Monday 11/27 – Wednesday 11/29

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LIFE’S A BEACH

Sunday 11/26

Jacque’s - Mon; Live Jazz. 5 p.m.120 Hana

2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Wed; Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1

Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat; Live

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA

p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Ron

Livewire Cafe - Wed; Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana

Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA

Kuala’au. Fri, Mon, We; Mele `Ohana Duo. Early

Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL

East Wing- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031

Lower Courtyard- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie

Lagoon Bar - Nightly; Hula dancing during sets.

Lawerence and Friends.

Thu, Mon, Tue; Bobby and Ralph. Fri; Ralph and

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI

Allan. Sat, Sun; Fausto and Kawaika. Wed;

3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922

HANA, 248-8211

Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly: Hula dancing. 6-9

Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; Live music.

p.m.

6:30-9:30 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly; Live music. 9-11

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun; Hula dancing.

p.m.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

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Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu; Live music. Fri; Patrick Major. Sun; Wayne and Friends. Mon, Tue; Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Ono’s Bar & Grille - Thu; Scott Baird. Fri; Larry Golis. Sat; Steve Sargenti. Sun; Margie Heart.

Wed; Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900

Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia. Wed; Kalani Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m.

Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly; Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue,

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu; Bobby Krueger. Fri; Mahalo Greg. Sat; Rama Camarillo. Sun; Mondo

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri,

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Sat, Mon, Marvin Tavagan; Sun, Ray Gooliak; Tue, ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly; Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Mon, Josh Sumbicay. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly; Alanui with Uncle Rudi.

SOUTH MAUI

Sun; Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s - Sat; Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL

Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon,

Experience kava

Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu; Steve Repollo

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hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu; Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson. Fri;

Thu; Kincaid and Albert. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue;

Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis. Sat, Mon;

Kincaid Basques. Sun; Kapule Paoa. Wed; Albert

Nils and Anastasia. Sun; Pam Peterson and Rudy

Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

Baria. Wed; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA

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ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-

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Lobby Lounge - Nightly; Live music. All sets 6-10

3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234

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Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue,

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30

Wed; World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:15-

p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

9:45 p.m.

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Thursday 11/23 LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Friday 11/24

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Saturday 11/25

Sunday 11/26

Monday 11/27 – Wednesday 11/29

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

LONGHI’S

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LULU’S

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

Salsa Music & Dancing No cover, 9pm

MON - Neto and Barbara, No cover, 10pm; WED - Chris Galfas Group, No cover, 9:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

Shops at Wailea - 879-6088

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MANANA GARAGE

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

Closed

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

Trevor Jones No cover, 9pm

Ryan Silky No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

Johnny Ringo No cover, 10pm

TUE - U2 Days w/DJ Bern, No cover, 9pm; WED - Open Mic Night, No cover, 10pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

Live Music

Nuffsedd 9pm

Underground Playground

SANSEI 600 Office Rd., Kapalua SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

Closed Closed

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Durty, No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party No Cover, 9pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

WED - Dollar Live

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Erin Smith No cover, 9:30pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

Fatima and Friends $3, 9pm

Tony Ray Band $3, 9pm

Karaoke No cover, 9:30pm

Karaoke No cover, 9:30pm

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

UNISAN

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

Closed

WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

TUE - Karaoke, No cover, 9:30pm; WED - David Choy Quartet, $5, 8pm

Karaoke No cover, 9:30pm

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) It’s not that you Capricorns don’t understand yourselves. It’s that you’re frequently convinced (usually with good reason) that the rest of the world doesn’t understand you at all. Thus you have no idea how to communicate what’s going on inside you to those it concerns. You’re so convinced they’ll take it the wrong way that you garble it completely—ironically thereby ensuring that they’ll do exactly that.

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You’ve been waiting so long for the green light that you’re likely to forget to go when it finally appears. Unfortunately, there’s no one waiting behind you to give you a honk and remind you to hit the gas and proceed, finally, after ages of waiting. You’ve been stuck at this place long enough. You’re not the only one who’s ready for you to move on. The rest of us would love to see you go somewhere else, too. Check it out. Light’s green. Go.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Could you be any more sensitive? I’ve watched Pisces who otherwise resemble full-grown men act like insecure 13-year-old girls over someone’s offhand, joke-y comment about their weight. A casual remark—let alone an authentic critique—can send some of you into obsessive mental spirals worthy of any angst-ridden young teenager. The irony is that your confidence doesn’t match your looks, brains or talent; a Leo gifted with any one of those would probably be an intolerable braggart. I’d hate for you to cultivate arrogance to match your gifts, but some confidence is long overdue. Work on that this week.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Beware invisible peer pressure. For some reason, you imagine what people might think of you, and it keeps you from doing something (or not doing something). Your actions aren’t limited by others’ actual opinions, just your best guesses about what they might be. When people actually try to pressure you into something, you’re remarkably resistant. It’s only your own fears about their judgment that compel you—usually in the wrong direction. Wipe all that speculation from your mind. Doing what you want (or simply what’s right) is what you ought to be doing, regardless of what other people think of it (or what you think they think).

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Thank goodness for that shell of yours. I know at times that emotional wall between you and most of the world (except for the select few you allow inside) is the bane of your existence. But there are other times, like this week, when you’ll be pleased to have it. So what if you lack the thick skin or emotional resilience of a Sagittarian or Gemini? You’ve got a shell. Although in general it’s good practice to keep that thing as wide open as possible, I’d advise against that at the moment. There’s a storm coming. This is a good week to lock up tight and wait it out.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Congratulations, sort of. You’ve won third place in the astrological category Tends Towards Extremes, following Pisces and (of course) Scorpio. Naturally, Leos gravitate more often to less specifically self-destructive extremes than those two signs, but that doesn’t mean your own indulgences are exceptionally healthy. Quit smoking, already, or having the kind of relationship which makes you feel bad about yourself. Extremes are fascinating, until they’re not. These are making you a less interesting person than you’d be without them. Ditch them, already.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Like everyone, you have good days and bad days. You expect yourself to perform at the top of your game at all times, and you’re unduly harsh when you inevitably fall short once in a while. Cut yourself some slack. When you’re at your best, you blow most of the rest of us away, at least in the Getting Shit Done department. Even on your worst days you’re still more proficient and efficient than your average Pisces. This week may have more supposedly “bad” days than good ones, but that doesn’t mean they have to suck. They’re actually quite likely to be lovely and pleasant—as long as you’re not beating yourself up for not beating your own best records.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Although I’m usually bugged by anything you do that smacks of social climbing, I must admit that your ability to look out for yourself (and, by extension, those you love) is useful. This week it’s likely to come especially in handy. There are a few folks floating around who could really help you out if only they knew you needed the help, and you made it worth their while. Before you start dishing out sexual favors, however, don’t let your drive get the best of you. Your self-respect is still worth a lot more than your self-advancement.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Desire is a trap. Sometimes you want something so bad you can’t let it go—even when you know letting it go is the only way to get it. The problem is, there are no guarantees. Here’s where you’ve got to subject yourself to logic-driven tough-love. Look at it this way: desperately hanging on absolutely guarantees you won’t get your wish. Letting go of it means you still probably won’t get it, but you might.

Even if you don’t ever get it, releasing your desire means you can stop torturing yourself over it, and that’s a good enough reason by itself.

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“Where’d this come from? Oh, New York?

That figures.”

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I first discovered Sweet Action three years ago from a brief reference to its then soon-to-bereleased first issue. Jane magazine said that it would be “a porn rag with frontal male nudity that feels like your best friends wrote it.”

I ordered it on the spot.

Up to that point, the porn rag market had been operating on unequal terms, gender-specifically speaking. One reason was that when it came to sex, women were purported to be less visually stimulated than men.

Consequently, men had a legion of glossy nude mags; we had Playgirl, where—as The Village Voice’s Tristan Taormino puts it—“the majority of the men are the onedimensional equivalent of Chippendales strippers (is that redundant?): shiny, dated, and too groomed for their own good.”

With that sort of metrosexual appeal, it’s no small wonder that Playgirl largely developed a gay male following.

That is not to say women did not crave more publications that featured naked male parts. At least amongst my girlfriends and I, visual images are huge turnons—but mostly in context with something relatable. Playgirl was not for us.

A sculpted torso of Fabio, long blonde locks flowing, clutching a fair maiden in a backbreaking pose on the cover of Lord of My Stable? Not so much. But a tattooed, sleepy-eyed dude holding a cigarette and a bottle of beer while lounging naked on a rumpled futon? Hot! Enter Sweet Action. Aside from other similar photos of gloriously imperfect but accessibly attractive men—with the kind of scruffy facial hair and pensive gaze you find charming in that guitar-wielding neighbor you’ve been crushing on not-sosecretly—that first issue also featured cool graphics and witty, informative and irreverent writing with a “best friends”-quality, conversational tone.

The content definitely has a pervasive appeal to the slacker elite: interviews with Eugene Hutz—the front man for Gogol Bordello, a gypsy-punk band from New York City—and Seen, the godfather of graffiti, as well as an article giving an X-rated tour through the early days of porn video games, an investigative report on the lost art of the hand job, and a small list of things to do when you’re horny, broke and lazy.

The second installment (what, you thought I was only going to order one?) was their “Music Issue” featuring reviews, on-the-road tales from The Giraffes and Crimson Sweet, an interview with Big Daddy Kane, more artsy, voyeuristic photos and cool, edgy graphics by Hope G., and a dissertation on the recent FCC obscenity crackdown.

But the best part was a letter from an 80-year-old woman, enclosed with a check for $10 to cover the cost of one issue plus mailing, who said, “If your magazine is as advertised, I’ve been waiting for such a one for many a year.”

Sweet Action followed that up with an issue featuring more rock band interviews, a board game, a full color poster of a cute naked boy and my favorite, their fourth installment, “The Heartbreak Issue.”

By now it seems the founders of Sweet Action—Micole Taggart and Robin Adams—and their beloved crew have nearly doubled their page count without sacrificing their raw, DIY-attitude and creative edge. Their regular features are all there, as well as the particular charm of being “horny, heartbroken, and lazy.”

From confessions of homemade dildos to a profile of Iris Brooks, the co-founder of the Accompanied Library—and, yes, pictures of naked men—I’ve finally found a dirty mag that I can relate to.

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