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TAKE 5 Actors Who Should Be President CHARLIZE THERON She won an Oscar and Golden Globe for playing serial killer Aileen Wuornos in Monster, so she knows all about crime and capital punishment. She filed the nation’s first class action sexual harassment lawsuit in North Country, so she’s got the lucrative trial lawyers behind her. And she got naked in a church in Devil’s Advocate, so she’s nailed down the always-tough-to-nail-down faithbased/pervert vote. Now I know her being born in South Africa means she can’t run for President, but who cares? Arnold comes from Austria and he’s Governor of California… well, for the time being. (Anthony Pignataro)

FRANKIE MUNIZ He’s young, he’s fresh and unlike a certain someone, he’s yet to have a coke habit or a D.U.I. As the middle child, he’s also used to being blamed for all the wrongdoing, and accepts it with a quiet humility. His mom is a controlling bitch, just like the conservatives, and his dad is a total pushover, just like the liberals—though somehow, there’s a working balance and after every conflict someone has learned a valuable lesson. And anyway, Fox has already falsely elected one president, who’s gonna stop them? (Gabrielle Poccia) *Same day booking only subject to availability. Kama’aina friends and family! Only one ID requred.

VIGGO MORTENSEN Perhaps we need a more creative thinker in our government… someone who effectively portrays a leader (Aragorn, Lord of the Rings trilogy) but who can also compose and sing his own coronation song… someone who can at least act compassionate and determined without sacrificing his honor or integrity (Frank T. Hopkins, Hidalgo)… someone who’s played a mild-mannered, humble family man who also knows how to kick ass but only when protecting his family (Tom Stall, A History of Violence)… and someone who’s, well, HOT. Yeah… Wait, are we talking about future presidency or my next date?

Sorry, I forgot the question. (Samantha Campos)

WOODY HARRELSON For President! Or at least Drug Czar, because isn’t it about time we really legalize Marijuana? It could be the gateway to legalizing other recreational drugs, too. I know Rush Limbaugh would support me on this one. With all of the drug manufacturing companies looking out for their financial interests and not our actual health, I think we should damn well be able to self-medicate our bodies. (Jen Russo)

ANGELINA JOLIE Look, I’m only speaking for the rest of the office, as well as Jane magazine, when I put in my vote for Ms. Jolie. Personally, I’m growing a bit weary of my former actress-I-would-go-gay-for and all of her headlined personal drama.

But hey, aside from her admirable Goodwill Ambassador work, we could think of her as our own little WMD; she could wreak havoc with the hearts and minds—and marriages, ouch!—of terrorists and foes the world over! Yay, Angelina! (SC)

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Pump, Don’t Dump Bring your signs Saturday, Dec. 10, at 9 a.m. at Keawakapu Beach.

The State of Hawai’i continues to drag its feet in building the pump-out facility at Ma’alaea Harbor. In frustration, residents, user groups and even visitors are raising their voices.

“The letters to the editor in The Maui News are full of hysteria [and] people are picketing at Wailea beaches,” said Jeff Strahn, Vice President and General Manager for Maui Dive Shop at the Nov. 17, 2005 Governor’s Maui Council of Advisory meeting. “Something must be done to address this problem.”

Despite all the planning and funding done over the past three years, state officials continue to say that it will take another three years to build the pumpout facility at Ma’alaea—a facility the industry has been asking for since the Reagan Administration.

Acknowledging the state’s lack of action, Richard Fairclo—a member of the Kihei Canoe Club and part of a grass-roots citizen effort named the “Pump-Don’t-Dump” coalition—said the simplest solution would be for the governor to provide dockside pump trucks at Ma’alaea. The harbor may be the state’s responsibility, but Maui County Mayor Arakawa has been working to implement an interim solution to stop the dumping.

“We recognize the concern in our community,” said Mayor Alan Arakawa. “It’s not palatable for community to wait three to four more years for a solution while the state works on the permanent fix.”

The mayor has been working with the Ocean Tourism Coalition to find county funding for pump trucks to begin pumping at Ma’alaea. Lynn A.S. Araki-Regan, Maui County’s Economic Development Coordinator, said the county is assisting the Ocean Tourism Coalition with a

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$60,000 grant to hire a pump truck to service the vessels at Ma’alaea Harbor.

“Once the grant application is submitted by the Ocean Tourism Coalition to OED [the Office of Economic Development], it is anticipated that the review of the application, as well as the preparation, execution and processing of the grant agreement will take between three to four weeks,” she said. “In the meantime, OED is in the process of applying for a $60,000 grant for matching funds from the Hawai’i Tourism Authority to help facilitate a second year of pumping at Ma’alaea.”

As it is now, most boats docking at Ma’alaea Harbor or the Kihei Boat ramp dump their waste three miles offshore. While completely legal, this dumping area lies within the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary.

Under the mayor’s plan, all commercial tour and snorkel boats tying up at Ma’alaea could have their tanks pumped out at the docks, effectively ending their dumping into the whale sanctuary. The $60,000 grant will not cover all the boats’ pumping expenses, but local operators still appreciate the effort.

“I applaud Mayor Arakawa for stepping up to the plate and helping us find a temporary solution,” said Strahn.

Strahn added that there are many details boat owners still need to consider. They’re going to have to find hoses long enough to reach the pump trucks, then learn how to handle and store them after the human waste has been pumped through them.

That shouldn’t prove too difficult. But even if the boaters find their hoses and the county-funded trucks start rolling into the harbor, it’s just a temporary measure. At some point, the state is going to have to do what they said they’d do.

“We just need the state to take responsibility and build this pump-out facility at Ma’alaea,” said Strahn. MTW

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It’s hard to find a more interesting and thought-provoking county document than the Maui County Department of Liquor Control 2005 Annual Report. From its bright red front cover emblazoned with the LC investigator’s badge to the completely blank white back cover that’s suitable to use as a placemat, the Annual Report gives true insight into the world of county liquor inspectors and liquor law enforcement.

In fiscal year 2005, the LC’s Adjudication Board saw 34 complaint and accusation cases totaling 106 charges. That was one fewer complaint and accusation from last year, but also way, way up over last year’s paltry 65 charges.

Of this year’s 106 charges, exactly zero were found “not guilty”—just like last year—though seven somehow wound up dismissed. Of the remaining 99, 95 ended in fines, three resulted in license suspension and there was one license revoked—that would be Idini’s in Wailuku.

LC investigators also looked into twodozen noise complaints. “The Liquor Control Officers are certified in the use of instruments required to measure sound,” states the report. “The enforcement staff investigated complaints on noise emanating from licensed premises and administrative actions were taken against the licensees who were found to be in violation…”

This always confuses people, because “noise” is obviously not “liquor.” But—and this is a true story—the LC charter says one of the department’s jobs is to make sure liquor licensees aren’t too noisy. What noise—or obscenities, for that matter, which is another LC responsibility— have to do with the regulation of the sale and distribution of alcohol isn’t exactly clear from the report, but until residents and establishments start agitating to keep the Liquor Control department confined to liquor, this is the way things are.

But the report isn’t all dry tables and statistics. It’s got colorful photographs, too, of all the department staff, investigators, board members and commissioners.

Well, not all the commissioners: Lanai’s Edwin Vila has a “No Photo Available” note next to his name. That’s because he hasn’t really showed up yet, even though his term of office began back in April.

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Cunning Lingle What Governor Linda Lingle said in a Nov. 17, 2005 message to 77 Hawai’i National Guard troops who just returned from Kuwait: “We are glad that this first group will be reunited with their families, especially as we near the holidays. But we cannot forget those who are still serving overseas and the sacrifices they are making to defend freedom and democracy.”

What she didn’t say: It’s probably unfair to expect any elected official to offer anything other than bland, rosy platitudes when speaking of U.S. troops fighting a war, but her comments about “democracy” seem especially odd in a week that’s seen allegations that our Iraqi allies have been torturing hundreds of prisoners, kinda like the old days under dictator Saddam Hussein. The Iraqi government has denied torturing anyone, and is now accusing the U.S. of lobbing white phosphorus artillery shells into civilian areas—a charge the Pentagon denies. Then again, no one ever said defending freedom and democracy was easy.

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, NOV. 16 After a mere two hours of deliberation, the University of Hawai’i Faculty Senate voted today to reject the proposed $50 million research center with the U.S. Navy. Thirty-one faculty members raised their hands in opposition to the deal, which would put UH on a very select list of public universities that conduct secret military research for the Department of Defense, while just 18 opted to support it. According to today’s Honolulu Advertiser, the faculty members were originally going to do the vote by secret ballot, but decided to just do the thing out in the open after seeing so many protesters line the hall. Now the swabjockeys still have hope—UH interim President David McClain and Manoa campus interim Chancellor Denise Konan are the ones who have to make the final decision, and they’re being real cagey right now.

THURSDAY, NOV. 17 For some reason that hasn’t really been made clear, state transportation honchos are now saying Wackenhut security guards at Kahului Airport aren’t up to specs. “They are not in line with the level of service that the state and the public expects and deserves,” Deputy Director of Airports Brian Sekiguchi said in a statement quoted in today’s Maui News. “The safety of the public and the people who work at the airport is a top priority for the administration…”

Wackenhut’s “level of service” isn’t in line with what we want or deserve? What gave him that idea? Was it the time when a Wackenhut guard made a citizen’s arrest on a Pacific Wings employee in the airport manager’s office? Or was it the time when a

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Wackenhut guard threatened—on videotape, mind you—to “kill” a Pacific Wing’s employee? I mean, sure, that “I going shoot this fucker in the head” Wackenhut guy was arrested and charged with making seconddegree terroristic threats, but come on! How is that not in line with Wackenhut’s expected “level of service?” They’re just security guards, hired to protect us from dangerous suicide bombers and nutcases who drive their SUVs into the baggage claim terminal from time to time. Even they have to let off steam now and again.

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FRIDAY, NOV. 18 Unless something pretty close to miraculous happens soon, the U.S. Senate will not vote on the Akaka-Stevens Native Hawaiian Recognition Bill this year. It was supposed to come up for a vote a couple months ago, but then Hurricane Katrina drowned New Orleans and everyone started pushing recovery appropriations and such.

But since then, no one has been really in a hurry to get it back into the Senate schedule, even though Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R, Tennessee) promised Senator Daniel Akaka (D, Hawai’i) that there’d be a vote this year. “Frist is sincere, but you know how tough it is when time is running out,” Akaka said in today’s Honolulu Advertiser. Still, Akaka remains optimistic, telling the Advertiser that he’s been talking to Frist every day about finding time to vote on the contentious bill that right-wing Republicans hate because they say it will lead to Hawaiian secession and left-wing native Hawaiian activists hate because they say it won’t lead to Hawaiian secession. Oh, and Akaka’s asked his co-sponsor Ted Stevens (R, Alaska) to call Frist, too. Now I don’t want to seem like I’m piling on, but Akaka helped Stevens out by voting for oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife

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SUNDAY, NOV. 20 I’ve got nothing.

MONDAY, NOV. 21 Tonight marked the last of 11 “Talk Story” meetings on the big plans of developers Bill Frampton and Dave Ward to build many, many homes in Olowalu. Ostensibly the meetings were designed to let the general public help plan Olowalu Town LLC’s big project before county planners begin to take the whole thing apart—but the actual execution said otherwise. Just three of the 11 “community-based planning workshops” took place after normal business hours, meaning most people interested in the future of Olowalu had no chance to attend because they were busy at work. How bone-headed is that?

Refuge (ANWR) and all he’s asking of Stevens is that he call Majority Leader Frist? Man, that’s not how logrolling works!

You’ve got to get in there and twist some arms! Stevens owes you big time!

SATURDAY, NOV. 19 Great news everyone! The North West Cruiseship Association (NWCA) has just announced that it’s ditching the hated, ridiculous, completely toothless Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) it has with the State of Hawai’i regarding the pouring of sludge and sewage into the ocean and things of that nature! It’s in yesterday’s Honolulu Advertiser if you don’t believe me.

In fact, I’ve got the story right here and it says in plain language that… oh, wait a sec.

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Actually, it’s quite clever. Frampton and Ward, as well as landowners Jim Reilly and Peter Martin, don’t need the public galvanized behind them—they just need the public to stay neutral. And what better way to do that than by blanketing the island with full-color brochures advertising all kinds of gatherings with the developers? Even if the public can’t attend, the mere offer is enough to get most people to think that the whole Olowalu development thing must be nice. That’s good enough to keep throngs of angry residents out of planning hearings, and that practically guarantees approval. Isn’t PR grand?

Anthony Pignataro is willing to put up with a lot of crap, but believes that paying $2.75 ATM fees is really going too far. MTW

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crier. See, they are ditching the MOU all right, but only because a new, even weaker state law goes into effect on Jan. 1, 2006 and they say the old MOU is now redundant.

Yeah, that’s not good at all. Sure, NWCA member Norweigan Cruiselines says in the article it will still abide by the MOU, but for how long? What about the other cruise lines? Is it that they’re not making enough money? Sure they pull in billions of dollars each year, but with inflation and all, that really isn’t so much anymore. Is that the reason? Come on, tell me. I can take it.

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Gotta put Maui Land & Pine at the top: AOL founder Steve Case just bought another $10.2 million shares of the company, meaning he now owns 47.5 percent of the company that controls an amazing 28,600 acres of our lovely island. HC&S is a huge sugar cane grower, but they had to answer a lot of rough questions last week about the toxicity that’s emitted from their fields when they burn sugar cane. And Trex may be just a small defense contractor with offices in Kihei, Oahu and Kauai, but they just hired retired U.S. Navy Admiral Thomas B. Fargo as their new president. Fargo ran the U.S. Pacific Command—one of the most powerful military commands in the world—from May 2002 until February of this year. Three cheers for the Military-Industrial Complex! MTW

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD SCIENCE MARCHES ON Among the “10 Worst Jobs in Science” in Popular Science’s annual November listing: Harvard researchers in Borneo who catch orangutan urine (in plastic sheets, the way firefighters catch jumpers) for studying reproduction-hormone levels; gear-packing monitors who run toward (not away from) the gases and molten rock of erupting volcanoes (dozens have been killed or wounded); U.S. Geological Survey workers at two picturesque California lakes monitoring “extremophile” microbes that thrive in the most putrid environments (work that one says resembles being surrounded by 100 “extremely flatulent people”); and “human lab rats” such as students employed in an industry-funded University of California at San Diego study for $15 an hour to have pesticides sprayed into their eyes.

SIGNS OF THE TIMES Erica Salmon, originally a fantasyfootball-league “widow” because of her husband’s seasonal mania, has now become mogul of her own fantasy league: of famous fashion designers. According to an October report by the Des Moines Register, managers draft teams consisting of three clothing designers, plus one each designer of shoes, handbags, jewelry and celebrity clothing, and then three

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celebrities, and they get points daily for the number and quality of name-mentions in Women’s Wear Daily and other fashion and style magazines. As with football leagues, trades are permitted once a week.

Ind., in September, Earl Devine’s counterfeit money was not much better: Though a popular name for $100 bills is “Benjamins” (for the face of Benjamin Franklin), Devine’s $100 bills still had the face of Abraham Lincoln from the $5 bill he allegedly used as a model.

GOING TO THE LORD LEAST COMPETENT PEOPLE Shortly after Hurricane Wilma struck Florida in October, officials said 911 operators in Palm Beach County were flooded not only with storm-related calls but with self-imposed injuries. Some of the problems (according to an October Palm Beach Post story): brushclearing chain-saw accidents; the old “cigarette-lighter-to-check-fuel-level-of-a-generator”; people falling off roofs while making repairs; setting up a generator too close to a window; cooking inside on a charcoal grill; pouring gasoline into a generator while it’s running; failing to respect downed power lines; and stacking items atop a previously “on” electric stove so that, when power resumes, they catch fire.

BILL COLLECTORS Police in Twin Falls, Idaho, confiscated almost $1 billion in counterfeit money in October in a doomed scheme in which the loot consisted only of bills of the denomination of $1 million (which does not legally exist); a man from Buhl, Idaho, had tried to give a bank that amount as collateral for a loan. And according to police in Lafayette,

In October, a 33-year-old pastor at the

University Baptist Church in Waco, Texas, standing in a baptismal pool preparing to immerse a parishioner in front of hundreds of congregants, mishandled a microphone and was electrocuted. On the same day in Johannesburg, South Africa, a pastor at the Jerusalem Apostolic Church drowned during a river baptism ceremony when he and the parishioner (who also drowned) lost their footing on rocks in the riverbed. MTW

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WHAT LOCAL NONPROFITS NEED FROM YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

This year we’ve been told many times to help out hurricane, earthquake and war victims by donating to the Red Cross, the United Way and other big, national charities. And that’s good because they do great work. But times like this also mean that people stop thinking about local charities and nonprofit organizations that are also doing important, useful work. So this year we’ve compiled a kind of directory listing local nonprofit organizations that need your help and assistance. What follows are their wish lists for the holiday season. If you really believe this is the season of giving, please look over our list and donate what you can. We’re not asking you to shell out a ton of dough here—some of the stuff these guys want is pretty cheap.

Compiled by Samantha Campos, Anthony Pignataro and Jen Russo

Maui Food Bank

It’s easy to complain about not being able to afford a new car, house renovations or an off-island trip.

But those of us with food on our table have so much to be grateful for. Maui Food Bank provides this basic need to the 7,000 to 9,000 people every month who would otherwise go hungry without their assistance. Through a network of 70 participating nonprofit organizations, Maui Food Bank collects, warehouses and distributes mass quantities of donated food to those in need. They also seek to educate the community about hunger, as well as come up with possible solutions.

THEY NEED: • Food

Maui OnStage

Maui Onstage enrichs the island’s community through support and creation of quality performing arts experiences. They also conduct stewardship of the historic Iao Theater in Wailuku. Performing arts makes Maui a more vibrant and interesting place to live. But while the arts add tangible public value, grant support is continuing to decline, making individual contributions and assistance that much more important.

THEY NEED: • Building supplies (lumber, paint, etc.)

• Pick-up truck to transport theatrical materials, set pieces and supplies • Hundreds of volunteers, who make up the lifeblood of community theater • Financial support

CONTACT: Marlene Rice, 243-9500.

CONTACT: Maui Onstage, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. Call 244-8680 or email perations@mauionstage.com.

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Hui Malama Learning Center

Education and literacy are gifts and rights that can never be taken away. But what do we do if someone cannot get through our education system? Hui Malama Learning Center picks up where all other teaching methods have failed. They have extensive alternative educational programs for those who want a GED, people suffering from illiteracy and others. Their programs include home-school enrichment, tutoring for those suspended from public school as well as a full high school curriculum. It’s all based on small group instruction so each child gets maximum attention. Hui Malama programs also extend to incarcerated individuals and English as a second language learners. Over the past 35 years, more than 18,000 students have participated in their programs and the demand for their services in our community continues to grow.

THEY NEED: • Money for tuition assistance • Patio furniture • DVD video cameras and digital still cameras for youth programs • Flat screen/flat panel computer monitors • Document shredder • Young adult books, fiction and non-fiction CONTACT: Laren Jardine, 244-5911, ext. 32; Andie Contemanos, 244-5911, ext. 29; Inchala Cadorna, 244-5911, ext. 21.

Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center

Art enriches the lives within our community and nourishes our individuality. Best of all everyone can create and be involved in art. How you say? By starting with the amazing programs open to children, teens and adults at the Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center. An artistic hub for Maui, the Hui recruits cutting edge visiting artists, dsiplays various exhibits throughout the year and provides a support network for artist exchange and learning. Their recent, successful effort to buy the historic Kaluanui Estate and maintain the mansion and scenic grounds shows their commitment to the community. Members of the Hui enjoy discounts on programs but all are welcome to join. Exhibitions and visiting artist lectures are free to the public.

THEY NEED: • A tractor to care for and maintain the newly acquired tract of land • A golf cart to deliver supplies to studios • A two-drawer and four-drawer metal filing cabinet to keep all their records straight • Financial support

Maui Boys and Girls Club

This organization provides a positive place for kids to go after school. Like the Passport to Manhood program, where a mentor adult talks to boys about what they learned in life. There’s also homework assistance, girls groups, cooking classes, talent shows, sports competitions and art encouragement.

THEY NEED: • Program staff for sports, fitness and recreation, education, leadership, health, life skills and the arts.

• Movie passes to be used as rewards for program participation • Big screen TV • Stereo system • PA system • Sports equipment • Video camera • Color printer • Laminating machine • Sturdy chairs and table • Art supplies • New vans for two clubs • Foosball & Ping Pong tables • Lockable, segmented sports cabinet • Lockable trophy case • Large announcement boards • Couches • Microwave & Conventional oven • Two new office desks with chairs • Copy machine CONTACT: Kelly Pearson, Director of Operations, (808) 242-4363.

Maui Family Support Services

For the last 25 years, Maui Family Support Services has visited with every new mother, informing her and her family of their childcare services for low-income families, Early Headstart program, Healthy Start program and other assistance. They also work with teenagers to prevent teen pregnancy, as well as help pregnant teens and new teen mothers. The organization meets about 4,000 families every year, and ends up working closely with 400 of them.

THEY NEED: • Diapers • Art supplies • Car seats (new or gently used) • High chairs (new or gently used)

CONTACT: Call Toni Paul, Executive Assistant, at 808-572-6560 ext. 8.

Paia Youth and Cultural Center

The Paia Youth Center offers a variety of unique experiences to youth as well as an opportunity to broaden their horizons in understanding themselves and the people around them. Youths run the adjoining Paia Skate Park, Paia Bay Café and, eventually, the center’s low power radio station KOPO 89.5 FM. Granted a license in January of this year, the Youth Center has until July 2006 to get on the air. When it does, youth will be able to learn media literacy, which will help them run the only youth-operated and programmed radio station in the state of Hawai’i.

THEY NEED: • Surround sound stereo system • DVD/CD player • ping pong table • pool table supplies • basketball backboard and hoop • native beach dune plant starts • volunteer carpentry/repair labor • 20-foot by 20-foot tent • volunteer radio/audio engineers • Radio station manager (paid position) • volunteer mentors who understand radio regulations, broadcast etiquette and technology

CONTACT: Luise Braun, 242-0900, ext. 229 or email Luise@mfss.org.

Maui AIDS Foundation

The Center for Disease Control reports that 25 percent of those in the U.S. who are HIV-positive don’t know it. Believing that prevention is their first defense against HIV, the Maui AIDS Foundation runs outreach groups that go to our beaches and bars to teach folks about how to reduce the risk of getting AIDS. MAF also provides free anonymous and confidential HIV testing. They’ve also formed the island’s only network for those living with the disease by providing free case management, transportation, health care, housing and food services. MAF is currently serving 160 clients county-wide.

THEY NEED: • Funds for the Emergency Fund. This is used to pay for miscellaneous health care, transportation and homecare expenses that otherwise would go unpaid by clients who have HIV/AIDS and are impoverished • Dry erase board • Projector for PowerPoint • Projector screen

CONTACT: Blaze Anderson, Deputy Director, PO Box 790999, 28 Hana Hwy, Paia, HI 96779. Call 579-8354.

CONTACT: Keith Wolter, Executive Director, Maui AIDS Foundation, 1935 Main St. Ste. 101, Wailuku, HI 96793. Call 242-4900, ex 102 or email keith@mauiaids.org.

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Surfrider Foundation, Maui Chapter

This year the Surfrider Foundation, Maui Chapter was fortunate enough to receive many helping hands and cash contributions. This generosity helped further the organization’s mission of protecting the waters around the island by expanding its coastal water quality testing program and native planting projects. Overall the chapter is continuing to work on saving the waves at Ma’alaea, helping put marine teaching programs in local schools as well as beach clean-ups and other efforts to get people to understand the dangers of polluting our ocean.

Big Brothers/Big Sisters of Maui County

Where do kids go for support and advice when their own families are too busy and school counselors don’t seem like a good idea? The Big Brothers/Big Sisters of Maui County matches Bigs (adults) with Littles (youth) in the community, forming a one-on-one mentoring program. They say youth in the program are 46 percent less likely to start using drugs, 27 percent less likely to start using alcohol and 52 percent less likely to skip school. The progression and development of Maui kids into productive and confident young adults is priceless to our community. Sixty percent of their income comes from clothing and small item donations. BBBS serves Maui and Molokai.

WE NEED: • Clothing, knick-knacks, bedding, linens, shoes, handbags and other small items in good condition (no large appliances or furniture)

THEY NEED: • Volunteers • Cash contributions CONTACT: Jan Roberson, Maui Chapter Chair, PO Box 790549, Paia, HI 96779. Call (808) 575-2716 or email surfrider@hawaii.rr.com.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center

We go there to see a big name reggae show at the A&B Amphitheater, and to the Maui Film Festival at the Castle Theater on Wednesday nights. We’ve wandered through monthly exhibits with Hawaiian artists at the Schaefer Gallery, taken hula classes and sent our keiki to ballet workshops. We know Maui Arts & Cultural Center is a gathering place for our island community, providing inspiration, education, artistic and cultural diversity for all ages and interests.

But this is only possible because of the community—annual donors, sponsors and volunteers are what keep the MACC such a viable center for enrichment and entertainment.

THEY NEED: • A forklift • A flatbed utility cart (Taylor-Dunn type) • A 15-passenger van or cargo van

CONTACT: Call 242-9754 or visit our website at www.bbbsmaui.org and click on “Donate” to schedule your pick-up.

Maui Farm

The Maui Farm is a unique program that helps youth in the foster program and those from troubled families by providing a community-based alternative to institutional care. Located in Makawao, the Maui Farm provides an environment of ohana combined with farm environment activities. Youth have the opportunity to work with people, plants and animals while receiving services to address emotional and behavioral challenges. The youth then develop skills, learn responsibility and gain self worth. Foster parents are employees of the Maui Farm, hired to live in one of our group foster homes and provide loving care, support and training for five teenagers. Salary, benefits, housing, training and in-home support staff are provided.

THEY NEED: • Caring adults to work as foster parents CONTACT: Paula Ambre, Executive Director, at (808) 579-8271.

Fax resumes to 579-9055 or mail to PO Box 1776, Makawao, HI 96768.

Maui Economic Opportunity Youthbank

Lanai Youth Center

Teaching youths life skills and experience isn’t easy. Many Maui parents have to work two or three jobs just to pay the rent—where does that leave time for the kids and life’s lessons? The Maui Economic Opportunity Youthbank program focuses on giving Maui youth a healthy dose of life skills through classes, work experience and survival retreats. These are lessons kids might not learn elsewhere. They also offer courses in how to get along with each other, attitude, conflict resolution, nourishment and avoiding drugs and alcohol. They offer a variety of work that kids can tackle as a team, building their confidence and selfesteem (participating kids also get a stipend).

The youth will gain survival skills and learn how to meet personal challenges through hikes and camping trips that are steeped in Hawaiian culture and history.

THEY NEED: • A 12-passenger van (new or used) in good working order. They currently have a 1988 Chevy Suburban and a 1993 Ford Van. Both were donated to the Youth Center as used vehicles, but due to their age they are continuously spending money to maintain these cars. These funds could have been better spent on youth programs.

• Funds for another modular unit. They are currently located in a 20-foot by 40-foot modular unit but need more space.

THEY NEED: • Cash for food for the trips • Snacks and stipends during work experiences • Pens and paper for the journals each youth keeps of their work, class and activities • Camping/cooking equipment • A good throw net

CONTACT: Art Vento, 242-2787, ext. 264 or email art@mauiarts.org.

Also, Mike Foley, 242-2787, ext. 259 or email mikef@mauiarts.org.

While Lanai is part of Maui County, that island’s youth are too far away to participate in Maui’s afterschool and other youth programs. The Lanai Youth Center provides a fun safe place for the youth of Lanai to gather. It’s the only agency on the island to provide structured and supervised activities for kids aged seven to 18. It’s open six days a week, 12 hours a day. The LYC strives to bring enhanced programs to children by building positive attitudes and a healthy lifestyle. Their programs include homework assistance, prevention education, nutrition, cooking, sewing, arts, golf, archery, swimming and more. Though they’ve developed partnerships throughout the community to augment their programs, they need more community assistance.

CONTACT: Diane Irons, Executive Director, at (808) 565-7675. Fax (808) 565-9588 or email lanaiyouthcenter@wave.hicv.net.

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CONTACT: Jim Crowe, Program Director, MEO Youthbank, 99 Mahalani St., Wailuku, HI 96793.

Call 873-3103 or email jim.crowe@meoinc.org

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As usual, I grabbed my roommate—who played a big role in helping me down those Jager and tequila shots—and we headed to Lahaina’s Sunrise Café in hopes of staging a recovery.

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Not many people notice Sunrise Café, which is not much more than a small shack hidden off of Front Street. But those in the know—or anyone who just happens to stumble upon it—have the pleasure of entering a restaurant that’s more than a café but not quite a diner.

Or maybe it’s the other way around. In any case, if you’re in a hurry, grab a scone, muffin or order a cup of joe for the road. But if you have a few minutes to relax, then sneak onto the back terrace and enjoy the partial view of the ocean.

Depending on your mood, Sunrise Café can satisfy your craving with breakfast food or their lunch/dinner selections. The menu is very diner-like, but with a personal, tropical accent. Sunrise Café offers morning entrees like French Toast, waffles and pancakes (with or without chocolate chips), and Lox Benedict ($5.95$7.95) to satisfy your desire.

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decided on two lunch items after a long deliberation. I ordered the Sante Fe Burrito—a flour tortilla stuffed with beans, chicken, a mix of cheeses and then topped with homemade tropical salsa and more melted cheese ($6.95). My roommate opted for the Chinese Chicken Salad, which consisted of chow mein noodles, papaya and pineapple served on a bed of greens ($7.95).

While our food was being prepared, we enjoyed our quiet surroundings and many glasses of water. Since we were the only people dining in the back, we had our choice of tables— should you have a similar seating situation, go with the one nestled in the corner on the far right. It’s got the best view of the ocean and the furthest proximity from the street.

It wasn’t long before two surprisingly elegant plates of food arrived. After taking a moment to admire the presentation, we got down to business. My hefty burrito came steaming hot and covered in melted cheese and salsa as promised. My first delicious bite was packed with a variety of Mexican and island flavors.

While I have no complaints about the quality or taste of the food, I was a little surprised to find rice and what I thought was tofu in my burrito instead of chicken. As for my roommate, she found her salad equally satisfying.

The noodles and oriental dressing gave it a hearty taste while the fruit and greens offered a refreshing and cool flavor.

All in all, we were full, happy and not nearly as hung over as when we’d arrived. Our meal put us in the perfect mood to spend the rest of the day at the beach. MTW

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Ak’s Cafe - Local food to pasta to steaks and fresh fish. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Ale House - Wide selection of food with games.

355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. Open daily, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 244-5950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. MonSat, 8 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Sun, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Local food. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. Mon-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Open 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food.

10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks.

Open Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 877-4950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MonSat, 6:45 a.m.-10 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Mon, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tue-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi.

Open 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Fri-Sat, 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Every month you choose 12 meals to make at home. Wed-Sat. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine.

Mon-Fri, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 6:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Mon-Sat, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Italian. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Aloha Grill - Local, American. Mon-Sat, 8 a.m.8:30 p.m.; Sun, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center, 8716977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Sun-Thu, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; FriSat, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Fast food. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Open daily at 7 a.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. Open 9 a.m to 7 p.m. Mon through Sat. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty glazed doughnuts.

433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill Deli - Italian. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Maui Bake Shop - French bakery, deli. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-CUPS. $ Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$

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Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the groups who call Hawai’i home. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. Queen Ka’ahumanu, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rosie’s - Local. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - Japanese. Open Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2492420. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open 11 am - 2 pm, M-F 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sat, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m.

150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. MonSat. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-4 p.m.

395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. $ Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m.

1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere.

1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open Mon-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Pacific Rim cuisine. Open daily.

1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside.

Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 8749299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi.

Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

DININGLISTINGS Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Restaurant - Mexican food with vegetarian items. Open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi. Open 5 p.m.-12 a.m.

100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - A fantastic salad bar and healthy natural foods. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m.

Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Hula Moon - Open air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views. Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 8747831. $$$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos.

1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007. $$ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Ono Fish & Chips.

Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, next to Starbucks, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak and lobster at its best. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879-7677. $$$ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere. 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices.

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 8795005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer.

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ OutBack Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion.

Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

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2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m to 3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches.

Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese cuisine, along with some Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tue-Sun, from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine.The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

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UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches, ice cream. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tue-Sat, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Charley’s serves hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available.

115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood and baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas.

1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and pastries around.

Open 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

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Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Cantina - Local food. 222 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 661-8788. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ K Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks.

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Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump� theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 6613111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 6613843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food.

Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open TueSat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina.

174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

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i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabob - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Open 5:30-10 p.m.; Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m.

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 6614495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. MonSun. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 6679394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 6656262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open MonFri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 6620890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch.

Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 6672525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6651822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina. $ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

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Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Open Mon-Sat, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K

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Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

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Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$

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Swollen Members Friday, 10 p.m. at Hapa’s; Saturday, 10 p.m. at Casanova [MUSIC] Normally when we think of Canada, what comes to mind first are Mounties and people saying, “eh?”—or is that just me? The point is, you don’t automatically think of kickass skaters and bombass rappers. But Canada is home to a skate group called the Red Dragons that—and I hope I’m not offending anyone here—could be described as similar to the Z-Boys. You know, just a bunch of hardcore skater dudes known and respected throughout the skater community.

So some of the fellas involved with the Red Dragons came together to form Swollen Members. They have a hip hop/rap/rock/funky beat going on that reminds me of a new and improved Cypress Hill.

Their rhymes on “Too Hot” are close to my heart, as they speak on drinking and getting crazy. (You can check it out for yourself on their web page at www.swollenmembers.com) Apparently, the folks at DC Shoe Company agree with me because they sponsor them. Although they have yet to take over MTV, you can already find their music in some popular skate and snowboard videos.

They’ve become the rage in underground music and now Bamp Project is bringing them here to Maui. You may have already seen some flyers or the ad within these pages displaying the skull and cross axes.

“People are getting the impression that it’s going to be a rock show,” said promoter Aubry Boutin. “These guys are definitely hip-hop. So some people may be surprised but I’m sure they’ll have a great time anyway.”

I agree. I already dig their sound and expect it to be a rad and rowdy show. Everybody who’s anybody is going to be there. Which means I’m going. Tickets: $20. [HEIDI KING]

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The Prophet Friday, 7 p.m., at Maui Booksellers, Wailuku.

[STAGE] Kahlil Gibran’s The Prophet is an incredibly inspirational work that is incredibly difficult to memorize. But that won’t stop Maui’s own Felix Nacson, who’s been moved to action by this timeless classic. He’ll be acting out the tale of a prophet who wanders around the desert on his life’s journey. The prophet wants to give to mankind but, as wandering in the desert goes, he has nothing to offer but his wisdom. So when he’s asked a question from a desperate soul, the prophet delivers—with his gift of gab. He then dishes it out on everything from marriage and family to work and pleasure. The book has inspired many and hopefully, the reenactment will inspire Broadway. $12. For info, call 2449091. [GABRIELLE POCCIA]

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The Beachfest Saturday-Sunday, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. at Paia Bay [SURF] My mama always told me, there’s no better time for a surf competition than two days after Thanksgiving. There’ll be the usual divisions on Saturday: menehune, juniors, men’s and women’s open. And on Sunday: drop knee open, stand up open, freestyle surf and body surfing open. The entry fee ($20 by Friday, $30 on Saturday) will get you a contest t-shirt, plate lunch and hello, the chance to play. Plus, it’s put on by the fine folks of Paia Youth and Cultural Center—you know, that nonprofit org on the beach that does good things for kids and our community, like building Stonewave Skate Park and their latest innovative and entirely cool Video Production Program.

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The Nutcracker Saturday, 2 & 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, 2 p.m., at the Castle Theater [BALLET] It’s the holidays—that special time of year reserved for compulsory consumption and free-flowing guilt. But it’s also time for lovelier things, like cranberry sauce and Tchaikovsky’s “Nutcracker.” Ballet Hawaii’s second annual performance of it on Maui will feature dancers from San Francisco, Maui and Oahu, and staging by Pamela Taylor-Tongg. It’s a time-honored tradition to see this classic production, and far better than passing out on the couch from too much tryptophan. Tickets: $20, $25, $35 ($10 discount for kids 12 & under). Call 242-7469.

The Bailey Benie Saturday, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. at the Bailey House Museum, Wailuku [FUNDRAISER] This is an all-day benefit concert for the Bailey House Museum impressively featuring Uluwehi Guerrero, Lei’ohu Ryder and Richard Ho’opi’i. There’ll also be hula dancers, arts and crafts, free tours, food and a silent auction. Just bring your low-back chair or blankie and chill. Sounds sweet, don’t it? Tickets are $10 in advance, $15 the day of—call 244-3326 or visit www.mauimuseum.org for more info.

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The Ice Harvest is a poor man’s cross between the Cohen brothers’ Blood Simple and Fargo, with a sprinkle of atmosphere copped from The Ice Storm, albeit at Christmas. It’s an anti-Christmas black comedy for every card-carrying Grinch.

The Ice Harvest

★★★★★ Rated R/88 mins.

Set in the wicked cold temperatures of a Wichita Falls Christmas Eve, the movie kicks off with a barely glimpsed successful heist of $2,147,000 in cash by an unlikely duo of incompetent thieves played by John Cusack and Billy Bob Thornton.

Thornton’s laid-back pornographer character Vic advises crooked mob lawyer Charlie (Cusack) to act “normal” while he (Vic) keeps their loot safe until the next morning, by which time the overnight freezing rain will have sufficiently thawed for them to escape on a morning flight to an undisclosed tropical locale.

Charlie predictably falls prey to his own insecurities and telegraphs his guilt to everyone he encounters as he bounces between strip clubs like a bee collecting pollen. John Cusack heats up his character’s vulnerability to a carbuncle over his misguided affection for a wily stripper named Renata (Connie Nielsen—The Hunted). When he isn’t making plans for Renata to run away with him, Charlie does some holiday family visiting with his alcoholic best friend Pete (comically played by

Oliver Platt), who has done Charlie the favor of marrying Charlie’s ice queen ex-wife.

One particularly funny gag has Charlie assisting Pete in recovering a testicle kicked into Pete’s “body cavity” by the boyfriend of a female bartender that Pete verbally insulted in his inebriated state. Oliver Platt steals the movie with his take-no-prisoners comic approach to pratfalls and colorful verbal ramblings. Platt performs a seemingly impossible task of making you like him in spite of his horribly offensive behavior.

Director Harold Ramis (Caddyshack) doesn’t provoke enough variety in tempo to make the script’s pitch black punchlines pay off as much as they should. The movie also suffers from some miscasting of secondary characters that hinders the comedy just when it should ping off of the screen like a pinball bouncing between bumpers and bells.

A recurring subplot has an incompetent Wichita policeman (T.J. Jagodowski) repeatedly catching Charlie at inopportune moments, before letting him off the hook so that Charlie will put in a good word for him with the local mob boss. Jagodowski is too lax to milk the pregnant scenes for their comic potential and you can’t help wonder about the list of comic actors who could have done so much more with the role.

This is a holiday movie for the have-nots and the I’m-nots, who know that ice is the only thing in the world that is what it’s cracked up to be. Sure it’s a flawed premise that two desperate thieves would wait to leave town after a robbery just because the streets are frozen, but somebody’s got to visit Wichita strip clubs on Christmas Eve. MTW

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Castle Theater, 572-3456 The Thing About My Folks - PG-13 - Wed 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Derailed - R - Th, Sa-Su (10:50, 2), 4:35, 7:05, 9:40, Fr (10:50, 2, 4:35), 7:05, 9:40, M-W (2, 4:35), 7:05, 9:40 Dreamer - PG - Th, Sa-Su (11:20, 2:15), 4:40, Fr (11:20, 2:15, 4:40), M-W (2:15, 4:40) Harry Potter - PG-13 - Th, Sa-Su (10:30, 11:30, 12, 12:30, 1:50, 2:50, 3:30), 4, 5:20, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 9, 9:50, 10:15, Fr (10:30, 11:30, 12, 12:30, 1:50, 2:50, 3:30, 4, 5:20), 6:30, 7, 7:30, 9, 9:50, 10:15, M-W (12, 12:30, 1:50, 2:50, 3:30, 4, 5:20), 6:30, 7, 7:30, 9 Into the Blue - PG-13 - Th, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:35), 4:10, 6:50, 9:30, Fr (10:45, 1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30, M-W (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30 Legend of Zorro - PG - Th, Sa-Su (10:35, 1:25), 4:15, 7:05, 9:55, Fr (10:35, 1:25, 4:15), 7:05, 9:55, M-W (1:25, 4:15), 7:05, 9:55 Pride and Prejudice - PG - Th, Sa-Su (10:40, 11:10, 1:30, 2:10), 4:20, 5, 7:10, 7:50, 10, Fr (10:40, 11:10, 1:30, 2:10, 4:20, 5), 7:10, 7:50, 10, M-W (1:30, 2:10, 4:20, 5), 7:10, 7:50, 10 Saw 2 - R - Daily 7:40, 10 Yours, Mine and Ours - PG - Th, Sa-Su (11, 11;40, 1:40, 2:20), 3:50, 4:30, 6:45, 7:20, 9:15, 9:45, Fr (11, 11:40, 1:40, 2:20, 3:50, 4:30), 6:45, 7:20, 9:15, 9:45, M-W (1:40, 2:20, 3:50, 4:30), 6:45, 7:20, 9:15, 9:45

5 & 7:30 P.M., CASTLE THEATER THE THING ABOUT MY FOLKS - (PG-13) Family - A road trip brings a father and son closer together and helps with the transition of divorce.

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New This Week ICE HARVEST - (R) - Comedy - A successful mob lawyer and his partner attempt to steal two million dollars from a Kansas City boss. As they try to get out of town during a major storm, they begin to draw attention with their questionable behavior. 100 min. (GP) JUST FRIENDS - (PG-13) - Comedy - Home for the holidays, Chris is determined to get the girl of his dreams to see him as more than just a good friend. Sexual Frustration ensues. 109 min. (GP) PRIDE AND PREJUDICE - (PG) - Romance From Jane Austen’s classic story of a boy and girl who pretend like they don’t like the other and meanwhile, fall hopelessly in love. It goes to show that love conquers all. 126 min. (GP) RENT - (PG-13) - Musical, Drama - Young actors struggle to cover the cost of living in New York City while dealing with the rest of life’s challenges. A modern version of the opera La Boheme. 145 min. (GP) YOURS, MINE AND OURS - (PG) - Comedy A military man meets a hippy woman, they get married, then their combined 18 children must either adjust to a crowded lifestyle or break up the parent’s partnership. 100 min. (GP)

Now Showing CHICKEN LITTLE - (G) - Animated, Comedy Chicken Little is trying to mend his reputation.

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Then not only must he decide between the life he knows and a love he’s never dreamed of but he also has to deal with a violent criminal using the lovers in an evil plot. Now the two must put their priorities in order and try to save their families and their lives. Still, I hope they find the time to get a little adultery in. 110 min. (GP) DREAMER - (PG) - Family, Drama - This right here is your poor man’s Seabiscuit. Kurt Russell plays the great horse-

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(Anthony Pignataro) GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN’ - (R) - Drama, Music Curtis Jackson—known to you and I as 50 Cent—plays a guy who decides to trade in the violent, evil world of drug dealing for a chance to enter the ironically more violent, more evil music world. Don’t worry ladies, he DOES take his shirt off. Though I haven’t seen a trailer for this one, I can already give it five stars with complete confidence. 134 min. (AP and Heidi King) HARRY POTTER & THE GOBLET OF FIRE - PG Fantasy - Harry finds himself selected as an underaged competitor in a dangerous multi-wizardary school competition. Once again he is the center of controversy.

165 min. (GP) INTO THE BLUE - (PG13) - Action, Thriller - When four hot young divers (including Jessica Alba and Paul Walker) discover a shipwreck containing millions in gold, they assume everything will be dandy. But nearby, a sunken plane full of illegal cargo threatens to interfere with their capture of the riches. Their plan proves hazardous when smugglers invade the area to recover their missing plane. Running around wild in their bathing suits, they must work together to escape disaster. 110 min. (GP) JARHEAD - (R) - War, Drama - Jake Gyllenhaal plays a thoughtful, ruthlessly introspective, U.S. Marine Corps sniper sent to help kick Iraq out of Kuwait during the first Gulf War. Jamie Fox plays his Corps-loving lifer sergeant. Will they die? Will they kill? And most importantly, what the hell are they doing over there? Based on the 2004 memoir of the same name. 115 min. (AP) LEGEND OF ZORRO - (PG-13) - Action-Adventure Now that Zorro has fought and won the battle over California he faces his biggest challenge… marriage.

Zorro must try to keep the promise he made to his wife to give up his secret identity and lead a normal life, meanwhile the threat of danger from bandits is more real than ever. Hopefully the married life hasn’t dwindled the sexual tension between these two. That’s the best part. 126 min. (GP) SAW 2 - (R) - Horror - I love a good mind screw. When I watch a thriller, I’m disappointed when I can figure out the ending before it plays out. So when a movie keeps me guessing until the end and then throws me a curveball, I am thoroughly impressed. The first Saw not only did that, it made me wet the bed. Really—my housemate doesn’t let me watch scary movies late night anymore. In the second Saw, the bad guy has eight people in a room—let the mutilation and mind games begin!

And I’m going to buy plastic sheets. 93 min. (HK) WALK THE LINE - (PG-13) - Drama - Joaquin Phoenix stars in this look at the rise of the rebellious music icon Johnny Cash. Reese Witherspoon plays June Carter, the love of his life. Think Ray, but country. 135 min.

(Anthony Pignataro) ZATHURA - (PG) - Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Kids - Think Jumanji, only instead of Robin Williams you have a house floating through outer space. Pretty routine stuff really: kids play board game, then said board game sends them on a wicked space adventure. No, really. I used to play Stratego—I can relate. Stars a bunch of kids I’ve never heard of and Tim Robbins. 95 min. (AP)

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KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Chicken Little - G - Th only (1:45), 5, 8:15 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Th, Su-W (1), 4:15, 7:30, Fr-Sa (1), 4:15, 7, 10:05 Rent - PG-13 - Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 10:15, SuW(1:30), 4:45, 8 Walk the Line - R - Th, Su-W (1:15), 4:30, 7:45, FrSa (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 10 Yours, Mine, and Ours - PG - Fr-Sa (1:45), 5, 7:45, 9:45, Su-W (1:45), 5, 8:15 Zathura - PG - Th only (1:30), 4:45, 8

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Chicken Little - G - Th, M-W (4:30), 7:15, 9:15, FrSu (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:15 Rent - PG-13 - Th, M-W (4), 7, 10, Fr-Su (12:45), 4, 7, 10 Walk the Line - R - Th, M-W (3:45), 6:45, 9:45, FrSu (12:30), 3:45, 6:45, 9:45 Yours, Mine, and Ours - PG - Fr-Su (1), 4:15, 7:20, 9:30, M-W (4:15), 7:20, 9:30 Zathura - PG - Th only (4), 7:15, 9:30

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Harry Potter - PG-13 - Th, Sa-Su (12), 3:30, 7, 10:20, Fr, M-W (12, 3:30), 7, 10:20 Jarhead - R - Daily 9:15 Just Friends - PG-13 - Th, Sa-Su (11:30, 1:45), 4:15, 7:15, 9:30, Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:15), 7:15, 9:30 Zathura - PG - Th, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:30), 4, 6:45, Fr, M-W (1:30, 4), 6:45

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The USO Hollywood Canteen Spending an evening in the 1940s for charity around but thankfully had my badge and press hat waiting for me at the door.

While the big band played in the dance hall, servicemen mingled with Janes in silk gowns and white gloves, their hair pressed in huge curls tucked under pins and hats. A slick zoot suit walked by with his moll, while another glammed-up tomato showed off her gams in tap shorts and stilettos.

I passed all the guys and girlies in glad rags and found the gin mill. It was next to a table serving champagne flutes with cubic zirconias in the bottom of each glass. For 35 bucks a pop, you might get the glass with the real diamond, valued at over $5,000.

“Listen baby, I don’t have a lot of cabbage,” I said to the barkeep. “I’m a little low on the berries, if ya know what I mean. Just toss me a bourbon, neat. I’ve got some chinning to do.”

Then Kate Smith, a fine canary acting as the dinner bell, sang “God Bless America.” She was a real torcher, that one.

After the chow down, I met the butter and egg man, Marc Tolliver—the night’s Event Chair and producer, as well as Club Service

It was Saturday night, Nov. 19. The boss man had a job for me that I couldn’t refuse.

“Lookie here, kid,” he said. “I want you to cover that Hollywood Canteen benefit over at the King Kamehameha Country Club in Waikapu. It’s a 1940s party so wear somethin’ nice, will ya?”

Duck soup, I thought. So I shined myself up like I was going to Paris, hopped in my boiler and left.

The red-carpet entrance was flanked by guys and gals oohing and aahing at the attendees. Flash bulbs sparked as various cats and kittens looking like Marlene Dietrich, Bette Davis, Fred Astaire and Carmen Miranda primped and posed in front of the paparazzi.

I blew by in a hurry and began looking for the dame in charge.

“Hey, excuse me, doll,” I said to the broad doling out fake liberty bonds as tickets. “Have ya seen Tracy?”

Tracy Edelhertz, of Pink Diamond event planning, was the party planner and my go-to girl for the evening. She wasn’t

officer for the Kihei-Wailea Rotary. I asked him to give me the goods on the event.

“I want people who lived in that time period to feel as though they were back in 1942,” Tolliver said. “And the younger people like us to feel like we’re on a movie set.”

In the hallway leading to the cocktail lounge were booths selling wares like makeup application, soaps and plant seeds for the fundraiser. Behind one—the Kissing Booth—was a real sweet-looking chippy and some kid gettin’ goofy with a horn. For all I know it coulda been Lana Turner and Harpo Marx.

A few feet away, at the live auction, a wisecracker bellowed out the dibs on local artwork while a tuxedoed gink walked around, displaying the paintings in question.

“You’d do a helluva job as a cigarette girl, Dick!” said the auctioneer.

I was just about ready to blow the joint when I noticed a young man in a suit with the press hat—another newshawk like me. He approached before I had a chance to down the rest of my eel juice and breeze off.

“So what’s your take?” he asked. He shook the ice in his glass like keys on a jail warden’s chain.

“Good turnout,” I said. “The dames look swell. I’ve talked to a few birds and they all have nothing but great things to say about the shindig. But I can’t seem to crab an angle.”

“Yeah,” he said. “My game is to just sit back and observe—get a feel for the place, you know? And then move in.”

What a dish!

“Nice plan, toots,” I said. Then curiosity got the best of me. “Say, what paper do you work for?”

“Oh, me?” he said. “I’m a chef, not a reporter. I’m just wearing the hat.”

The Kihei-Wailea Rotary’s USO Hollywood Canteen raised a lot of dough towards the Maui Food Bank, the Kihei Boat Ramp, Iao Theater Restoration and Maui Public School drama departments. MTW

5th Annual E Ho‘oulu Aloha - To Grow In Love BENEFIT CONCERT FOR

WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY with DJ BLAST

Malino “Best Late Night In Maui” Kahala Boys The best in island sound 9:45pm 5. Cover

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& island beat

Sat. Nov. 26th

Music Starts @ 9:45 pm $ 10. Cover

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Enjoy a day reminiscing of Old Hawai‘i with the beauty and grace of hula, Hawaiian music and Hawaiian style food Silent Auction • Hawaiian Arts & Crafts Raffle Drawings • Free Entrance to the Bailey House Museum With Paid Admission

Aloha Glass Recycling Pacific Radio Group Starbucks Coffee & Jamba Juice Hawaii Tri-Isle Realty & Dev. Co.

Tickets on sale at Bailey House Museum • 2375-A Main Street • Wailuku Call 244-3326 Will Call Available With Advance Purchase

‘A‘ali‘i:

Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova.

For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com

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A & B Foundation, HI5 Recycling Efforts Maui Realty Company, Inc. Kent & Paula Smith Rotary Club of Wailuku

Music Starts @ 9:45 pm $ 20. Cover

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On the grounds of the Bailey House Museum and the historic Yokouchi family residence in Wailuku.

Casanova’s Famous Ladies Night The evening that earned Casanova the award

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Saturday, November 26th 9:00 am to 3:00 pm

In the heart of Olde Makawao Town

Fri. Nov. 25th

THE

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ECM, Inc. Chuck Hazama Honua‘ula/Wailea 670 Ing, Horikawa, Jorgensen & Stewart Dave & Teri Jorgensen

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A family event outdoors on the grass.

Mats & low beach chairs welcome.

Coolers, alcohol and pets are not permitted.

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Thursday

11/24

DJ Shark in the Water, 9pm

BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

Friday 11/25 Neto Peraza, $5, 10pm

CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

Closed

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Saturday11/26 Sunday11/27 Ohana Groove, $5, 10pm

Industry Night, DJ Shark In The Water, No Cover, 9pm

MON - Duane Feif, No Cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/Marja, $5, 10pm; WED - DJ Shark In The Water, No Cover, 10pm

Birthday Bash, Belly Dancing, 7-8:30 pm; Hinterlander, No Cover, 8:30pm

Closed

MON - Open Mic, 7pm; TUE- Victoria Barrett & Rodney K., 7:30pm

Malino Kahala Boys, $10, 9:45pm

Swollen Members, $20, 9:45pm

Lahaina Grown and Versatile, 9pm

Planetary Bandits, $5, 9pm

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Blast, $5, 9:45pm No entertainment

Salsa, $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

$1 Drinks w/DJ LX, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

Swollen Members, $20, 9pm

Monday11/28 – Wednesday11/30

Flirt Party w/DJ LX, 9pm

MON - Kanoa & Friends, No Cover, 9:30pm; TUE- No entertainment; WED - Liquid Lounge w/DJ Durty, $5, 9pm TUE - El Dogg, Rock-Reggae, 4-9pm, No Cover

$3 party w/DJ LX, 9pm

MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Fat Jo, 9pm; WED - S.I.N. Night w/DJ Z, 9pm MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Me-shuggah Nuns - Friday-Sunday. A play filled with both convent and Jewish humor—the most recent offering in the popular "Nunsense" series. In this latest adventure we find the Sisters on an all-expense paid cruise. The ship runs into a terrible storm and many people, including the entertainers, become seasick.

The ship’s captain, knowing of the sisters show-business savvy, requests that they put on an original review. Through Dec. 11. Tickets: $20. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969.

Swollen Members - Friday-Saturday. This tour marks the release of their fourth album, Heavy, released on Nov. 18. The four Swollen Members have an original rap/rock sound, something Maui doesn’t hear a whole lot of. These boys seem like they’ll show us a good time, so let’s return the favor. Groupies, mount up! $20. Fri, 10 p.m., Hapa’s; Sat, 10 p.m., Casanova, 877-750-4400 or the venue.

The Nutcracker - Saturday-Sunday. Ballet Hawaii presents The Nutcracker. Tchaikovsky’s unforgettable score, lavish sets and gorgeous costumes make this the perfect holiday treat. Sat, 2 & 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

Great Gifts at GREAT PRICES Fashion Bracelets $22-$50 Finders KEY Purse $995 “The” Purse to Die For 24k Crystal $46 Tea Pot Night Light $2250

40 North Market Street Wailuku • 243-0005

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Alexander’s String Quartet - Dec. 4. The Quartet has performed in the major music capitals of four continents to secure its standing as one of the world’s premier ensembles, especially admired for its vibrant and thrilling performances. Sound and technical fluidity are the benchmarks of Alexander String Quartet performances. An anniversary program in honor of Mozart.

Tickets: $30. 5 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Eagles - Dec. 6. The rock and roll “Hall of Famers” will perform only once in Maui! The Eagles, comprised of Glenn Frey, Don Henley, Joe Walsh and Timothy B. Schmit, will be performing songs from their illustrious 30-year career including such hits as “Hotel California” and ”Desperado.” This is the band’s first performance in Hawai’i in more than nine years!

Tickets: $75, $95, $150, $250. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, 242-SHOW. Groundation - Dec. 8-9. Back from an international tour, Groundation will again be visiting the valley isle.

The reggae band has a unique sound and continues to educate and bringing people together through music and message. $15, 21 and over. Thu, 10 p.m., Casanova; Fri, 9 p.m., Waveriders.

Sonny Ching and Halau Na Mamo O Pu`uanahulu - Dec. 10. This holiday performance, with more than 70 dancers ranging in age from teens to seniors, celebrates ancient Hawaiian cultural traditions through chant, song and dance. Tickets: $38, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Krishna Das and Friends - Dec. 13. Worldrenowned "Chant Master of American Yoga" Krishna Das shares the ancient path of Bhakti Yoga with his transforming and heart-opening evening of Kirtan.

Special appearances by internationally revered spiritual leaders, Maui's own Ram Dass and Rabbi Marc Gafni, make this a unique treat of great music, intrigue and enlightening conversation. Tickets: $25. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Tower of Power - Dec. 19. The renowned horn-driven funk outfit Tower of Power has been making albums and touring the world steadily since the early '70s. Long considered one of the greatest horn sections in the business, the ten band members have collectively and individually recorded with most of the legends of rock, funk, blues, soul and jazz. Tickets: $45, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Elvis Costello - April 2, 2006. With songs like “Pump It Up,” “Watching The Detectives” and “Every Day I

Write the Book” (our favorite!)—oh, we could go on and on. For over 25 years, Costello along with his backing group The Attractions, has changed the face of modern Rock’n’Roll. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

CRAFT FAIR

Emmanuel Lutheran Church - Sat, 9 a.m.-2 p.m., Kahului. Christmas fare, plate lunch and bake sale. For info, call 877-3037.

Curt Stevens Studio - Sat, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., 214 Mahie Place, Kihei. Pottery and small paintings.

Studio Maui - Sat, 1-6 p.m., Haiku. Clothing, jewelry, bath accessories, glass, ceramics, ethnic items, silent auction. For info, call 575-9390.

Maui Prince Hotel - Sun, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Makena.

Hawaiian crafts, and hand made accessories and blankets. For info, call 874-1111 or 875-5855.

Easter Seals Fair - Tue, 8 a.m.-2 p.m., Cameron Center, Wailuku. Hand-made items, rafts, plants and decorations.

EVENTS

Coffee, Cake and Kabbalah - Every Sun, 11 a.m.12 p.m., LiveWire Café, Paia. Journey through the world of mystical teachings with Rabbi Sholom Schusterman. Discuss, explore, and learn how to apply these teachings to your daily life. All are welcome.

Free. For more info, call 249-8770.

Dance Party! - Every Sat, 6:15 p.m., Omari Studio B, MACC. All level singles and couples welcome. There’s a rug that is begging to be cut. Who’s gonna step up? $5.

Masters Slackers – Every Wed, 7:30 p.m., RitzCarlton, Kapalua. Hear traditional Hawaiian Slack Key guitar and talk story with the artist. This week features Led Kaapana. $40. For info call 669-3858.

Whalers Village Events – All performances take place at the center stage. Sun, Henry Allen and Friends, 6-8 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesia, 6:30-7 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; 7:30-8 p.m.; Tue and Fri, Lei making class 12-2 p.m.; Wed and Sat, Polynesian Hula, 6:30-7 p.m.; Thu, Hula lessons, 3-4 p.m. Free. For info, call 661-4567.

THURSdAy, NovEMbER 24

Turkey Feast - 11 a.m.-2p.m. for early bird, 3:30-7 p.m. regular dinner at Ka’anapali Beach Hotel. All you can eat Thanksgiving feast with an island flare. Live music 6-9 p.m., live hula show 6:30-7:30 p.m. $35 early, $40 regular, $20 for keiki. For info call 667-0124.

FRIdAy, NovEMbER 25

Kokua For Christian - Fri, 6-10 p.m., War Memorial Gymnasium. B.U.B., Marty Dread, Camille Velasco and more will join in this benefit concert to help defray Christian Kinzle's medical expenses. $15 advanced sale and $25 the day of the show. Tickets are available at Xenon One, and at 1-866-WANTIXX.

SATURDAY, NovEMbER 26

Bailey House Benefit - 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Bailey House Museum, Wailuku. The 5th annual benefit concert will include traditional live Hawaiian music, arts and crafts, raffle drawings, and a silent action. Bring low chairs and mats to the outdoor event. $10 advance, $15 at event, 12 and under free with adult. For info, call 2443326.

Jillian Speer performance - Sat, 8 p.m., Studio Maui, Haiku. Jillian Speer acoustic trio, featuring Bobby Parrs and Paul Marchetti, will give a folk-rock performance to enrich the soul. $10. For info, call 575-9390.

Mahalo Day - Sat, 2-6 p.m., at Haiku Community Center.

Ha'iku Community Association's annual Mahalo Day celebration featuring food, keiki games, local singers, fire

Thursday 11/24 Friday11/25 HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Monday11/28 – Wednesday11/30

Gina Martinelli, No Cover, 6-9pm

Crunch Pups, No Cover, 9pm

Tony Ray, No Cover, 9pm

Closed

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Saturday11/26 Sunday11/27

TUE - Curtis, No Cover, 9pm

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino, 6pm

El Dogg, 10pm

Thirsty Thusdays w/DJ Stylz, Elimidate auditions, 9:30pm

Sirus B Posse, 9:30pm

Nostalgia, 9:30pm

DJ Stylz, No Cover, 9pm

Kai Roots, 10pm

Kai Roots, 10pm

Karaoke, 9:30pm

Karaoke, 9:30pm

Don Lopez and the BBQ Band, 9pm

Gomega, 9pm

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Brian and Cool Rush, 9pm

LIFE’S A BEACH

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

MON - Dr.Nat, Jazz/Salsa, No Cover, 7:30-10pm; WED - MJ3, Live Jazz, 7-10pm MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm MON - Crunch Pups, 9pm; TUE - Karaoke w/Alan Kay, No Cover, 9:30pm; WED - Skirt Night w/DJs Mark EZ and H-Boogie, $6, 9:30pm

MON - Open Mic, 9pm; TUE - $2 Night w/Kanoa & Sean of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

Karaoke, 9pm

DA KINECALENDAR dancers, and bands. Free. For info call 572-5662.

ART

Eclectic Exhibitions - Through Dec. 1, Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao. An exhibit featuring Beth Marcil, Scott Semple, Brad Huck and Rona Smith with an eclectic blend of paintings, mixed media, encaustic, clay and beadwork. Free. For info, call 572-5979.

New Exhibit and Gallery - Through Dec 15, Maui Art Central, Kahului. The Malama Wao Akua native species traveling art exhibit has come to Maui. For info log onto to www.mauiartcentral.com.

Shoebox Exhibit - Through Dec. 18, Schaefer International Gallery, MACC. This traveling exhibit features 145 small sculptures from around the world.

Artists are invited to meet the challenge of creating a big impact with sculptures that are no larger than the size of an average shoebox. Artists have used metal, carved wood, blown glass, fiber, clay, found objects and even human hair to make their sculptures. Free.

Winner’s Reception - Fri, 6:30-9:30 p.m., Lahaina Galleries. LahainaTown Action Committee and Lahaina Galleries present the winner of Lahaina's annual poster contest, Ronaldo Macedo, who will be signing and discussing his work. The reception includes wine and pupus. Free. For info, call 228-2006.

KEiki After-School Tutoring - Tue and Thu, 2:30-4:30

p.m., the Neighborhood Place at Happy Valley, Wailuku. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ukulele, games and more. Free.

For info, call 986-0700.

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon, 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. For info, call 244-5911, ext. 35.

Street Legal - Sat, 8 a.m., Mala Ramp, Lahaina.

Kanes and wahines bring your brushes and pigments to paint the bathroom walls in mural. Acoustic instruments welcome. Bring bag lunch, not drugs. For info, call 661-4660.

LECTURES

Meet Brandon Wilson - Wed, 6:30 p.m., Makawao Public Library. Award-winner, Brandon Wilson, author of Yak Butter Blues: A Tibetan Trek of Faith will introduce and read from his latest book. Free.

Youth Ministry - Nov. 30-Dec 1, 6:30-9 p.m., Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului. Pastors, youth pastors, youth leaders and anyone with a heart for young people is invited to learn about the ministry. $35, pre-registration, $45 at door. For info call 224-9287.

POETRY Express Yourself - Mon and Wed, 7 p.m., Cafe Marc

Aurel, Wailuku. Open Mic Night with music, song and poetry! Free. For info, call 276-5467.

Poetry Slam - Sun, 7 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku. Poetry contest with $100 cash prize, followed by an open mic. For info call 244-9091.

SPORTS

Paia Bay Beachfest - Sat and Sun, 7 a.m.-6 p.m., Paia Bay. The 10th annual competition features a drop knee, stand up free style surf, and body surf open for ages 9-14, 15-17, 18 and up, and open for women of all ages. Entry fee includes t-shirt, plate lunch and division entry. $20 by Nov. 25, $30 beach entry, $10 additional divisions. For info, call 579-8354.

Surf and Sand Half Marathon - Jan. 15, 6:30 a.m., Kapalua to Lahaina. 1,000 runners are expected to run

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the 13 mile course that is mostly downhill, with a beautiful view of the ocean. $60 or $40 Kama’aina.

Registration is available online at mauisurfsandhalf.com, or for info call 530-559-2261.

Turkey Trot Fun Run - Thu, 7 a.m. for the 16.1 mile run and 8 a.m. for the 8.6 mile run, Rice Park, Kula.

Counteract that post Thanksgiving day guilt with a little pre-pig out run. Free, Valley Isle Road Runner Members, $15, non-members. For info call 280-4643.

Wailuku Studio For Rent

STAGE

• Nice New Unit with hardwood floors • Only 4 Houses from the Ocean!

• A/C, Untilities, Cable, Hi-Speed Internet included • Dishwasher, nice appliances, ceiling fan, large shower

DINNER MUSIC

No Smoking, $950 plus $425 available Dec.15th - Call 280-3286

The Prophet - Fri, 7 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku.

A live performance of Kahlil Gibran's 'The Prophet" performed by Maui's own Felix Nacson. It is the strory of a mysterious prophet who offers his wisdom as a gift. $12. For info 244-9091.

WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson, Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Thu. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia, Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thur and Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien, Tue; Ernest Puaa and Chisel, Thurs; Open mic night, Wed; Brian Haia, Mon. All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum and Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thur; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum and Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building P, Ka’anapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic music every night.

7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s - Glen Kaku Grava, Thu; Sam Ahia, Sun; Hula Honey’s, Mon-Tue, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Jarret Robak, Wed, 3:30 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 69 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano music with Shiro Mori, Thu.; Darrin Lenett, Fri; Gene Argel, Mon. Tue.; Angie Carr, Wed. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

WM - Jazz guitar by Nino Toscano, 6-9:30 p.m., Tue; Piano Jazz by Gilbert, 6-9:30 p.m., Wed. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

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A NEW YEAR’S CELEBRATION FOR PEACE WITH

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FRIDAY, DEC. 30, 6pm 10pm $30 adv/$40 day of show SATURDAY, DEC. 31, 7pm 12:30am $50 adv/$60 door

Afternoon Workshop of Acoustic Music & Yoga with MICHAEL FRANTI & FRIENDS Eddie & Nicki (of Yoga on Maui) • Lahaina Center GYM SATURDAY, DEC. 31 • 1pm – 4pm • $40 adv/$45 door • (space limited & will sell out)

DISCOUNT for BOTH SHOWS - $70 BY DECEMBER 15 TICKETS ON-LINE www.spearheadmaui.com or call 808.662.8589 PORTION OF PROCEEDS BENEFIT “MAKE MY DAY” FOUNDATION 501-C3

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Thursday 11/24 Friday11/25 Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Saturday11/26 Sunday11/27

Monday11/28 – Wednesday11/30

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No Cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Habenero Brothers, $5, 9:45pm

LONGHI’S

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

Neto, Latin Salsa Night, No Cover, 8-11pm

The Willies, No Cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No Cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No Cover, 9pm

MAUI WAVERIDERS, B&G

$2 Ladies Night, DJ, No Cover, 9pm

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Service Industry Night, Metal Night, No Cover, 9pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

Tattoo Party w/Q103, DJ Mackie, No Cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No Cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No Cover, 9pm

DJ Rock Hard Tark, No Cover, 9pm

MON - Monday Night Football, 3pm; TUE - DJ Mackie, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No Cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom and Barry Flanagan, 8pm

Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom and Barry Flanagan, 8pm

Irish Jam Session, No Cover, 68pm; Celtic Tigers, 8pm

Celtic Tigers, No Cover, 7pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No Cover, 7pm; TUE - Benoit Jazz Trio, No Cover, 7pm; WED - Dylan Donkin, Acoustic Rock, No Cover, 7pm

Kanoa, 10pm

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Live Jazz, No Cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No Cover, 9pm-12am

LULU’S

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

900 Front St, Lahaina - 661-1200

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

NEPTUNES

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-2555

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

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Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? - Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 710 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Ma’alaea Grill - Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m.

Ma’alaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill - Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Wailea Nights, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Acoustico, Tue, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset Happy Hour, $3 specials. Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Trevor Jones, Wed and Fri, 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Guitar and vocals w/Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun, 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

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■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 6612000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live Music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:309:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30-9:30 p.m.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show, Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown, Fri, 6-9 p.m.

Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, Hula Lessons, 3-4 p.m.; Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7-8 p.m. Fri, Lei Making Class 12-2p.m.; Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7-8 p.m. Sat, Drums of the Island, 7-8 p.m. Sun, Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7-8p.m. Mon, Dances of Polynesia 6:30-7 p.m.; Drums of Tahiti 7:30–8p.m.

Tue, Lei Making Class, 11a.m.-1p.m.; Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones, 7-8p.m. Wed ,Polynesian Hula Show, 7-8p.m. All shows free.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KA’ANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid

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Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului Café Marc Aurel - The monthly lineup: First and third Thu, Gene Argel and Shiro Mori, Blues and Jazz, 7:30 p.m. Second and fourth Fri, Belly Dancing with BellyRoll Dance company, 7 and 8 p.m. Every Mon, Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. Last Thu, Randal Rospond and the Haiku Hillbillys, 7:30 p.m. All shows, no cover.

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Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

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DA KINECALENDAR Basques Fri, Sat, Mon and Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live Music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:159:45 p.m.

Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed, 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKA’A DRIVE, KA’ANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian Music, Thur-Sat, 6-8p.m. in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Mon, Sat and Sun; Benny Uyetake, Tue-Fri, 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue, Wed, Thu, and Sat, 7- 9 p.m.

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■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian Music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Island Style Trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:309:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

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4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Live Music w/ Toshomee, Thu-Sat, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live Music w/ Marti Kluth playing Classical, Pop and Jazz piano, Wed, 6:30-8 p.m.

Lower Courtyard- Live Music w/ Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band, Wed, 6:30-8 p.m.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/Hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson; Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros, Mon and Sat;. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music

by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

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■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu-Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 21) Ever living, ever loving, Gemini, tomorrow and yesterday—today is just another day to feel your weight on the ground as gravity holds you there. Your Gemini soul is spinning through space, the universe, infinity and beyond the beginning. The flowers reflecting moonlight, the beads of water sliding down the petals mirror your beauty in your new friend’s eyes. Winking is totally in! A Sagittarius will bring good news.

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LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23-OCTOBER 22) Before you start on the trail to the top of the mountain, there are certain supplies necessary for a more comfortable adventure. No need for a list right now, I think you know the essentials. But how about expressing your finesse, Libra? This week, go all out at a dinner party and blow ‘em away with your creative talent for laughter and amazingly bright ambience. Decorate, try some new colors, red wine, candles—you can handle the rest. Open heart, open mind.

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23-NOVEMBER 21) Holding onto the past in new relationships will prove to be a setback for you, Scorpio. One person’s reaction might be completely opposite of yours, so now what are you going to do? The unconditional love and respect that shines between you and your friends is what keeps people together, forever. Relax! This is your grace, no need to erase yourself from craving satisfaction. That crazy connection of friends and lovers is a good thing, if honesty is always appreciated and listened to.

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Polli’s is an interesting place. Sure, they serve Mexican food and all, but I prefer their cozy bar. And considering that just a few nights prior I had spent some time at a popular upscale joint in Lahaina where a friend accused me of being an unapproachable snob and a coked-out acquaintance demanded to know my thoughts on anal sex, I was looking forward to the downhome gentility of Polli’s friendly Upcountry patrons.

The bar was full when we walked in but two gentlemen immediately offered their seats. One of them, Danny, ordered our drinks from Bernie the bartendress. That’s when the OOPS pack came out—uh, that’s disposable panties made from that blue hospital material generally found on the crinkly garments you change into for examinations. Yeah, so of course, Sasha put them on her head.

That’s also when I met The Sailor, a charming man who said he’d been on Maui for 35 years.

He was sitting to my right.

“I’m happily married but you can get a hall pass,” said The Sailor. “You know, if you wanna come up and visit, or make love four times a year.”

He complimented Sasha on her lovely blue eyes—they matched the disposable panties on her head—and proceeded to squish his nose with his finger.

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“It always hurts most the first time,” he said.

Then another guy ambled up to the empty stool next to Sasha and hesitated.

“Go ahead, sit down,” she said. “I don’t bite… hard.”

“Yeah, she does,” said the quiet young man on crutches two seats down.

Clearly, I had no choice but to take notes, albeit discreetly under the bartop. Still, The Sailor was intrigued and tried in vain to read my scrawl.

“Are you writing a book?” he asked. “Or are you a narc?”

I just laughed and told him maybe it was both.

“Well, I’ll tell you everything I know,” he said. “That’ll take about a second and a half!

Wanna wrestle when you stop writing?”

He turned to his right, chiding a young guy he said was drinking too slow.

“What about you?” the guy said. “Your drink’s looking like a lava lamp.”

“I’m just here for the companionship,” responded The Sailor.

The Sailor said he was raised in a Catholic household and that he was one of nine children.

He said his parents used “the rhythm method.”

“Yeah, they told us, ‘All your brothers and sisters were born with a lot of rhythm.”

He was on a roll and had the whole bar rapt.

“You know what I read in Cosmopolitan?” he asked. “Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’! That’s the problem Clinton had, anyway.”

Then he raised a glass to toast everyone.

“Okole maluna! That’s ‘Bottoms up,’” he said. “Or ‘Up your ass,’ depending.”

“I love you, [Sailor],” said Bernie, chuckling.

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The Sailor turned back to me and tried again to read my notes.

“Just remember,” he said. “It’s not the end, it’s the journey. It’s like having babies or being an entrepreneur; you never know what you’re getting into. And everyone will tell you, you can’t.”

Then he looked at his drink and sighed.

“Oh, to be young and resourceful,” he said.

“It’s all about the extended vernacular,” said Danny. “You know what that means?”

“Hey, I play Scrabble,” said The Sailor.

Another man walked in and sat at the end of the bar. He looked over at me and smiled.

“I have fond memories of you,” he said. “La Perouse, sparks flying from your Jeep coming over the rocks at night…”

The Sailor interrupted and grabbed my arm.

“You know my whole life story and I don’t know a thing about you,” he said. “What’s your name?”

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