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2. Most local analysts agree that the deciding factor in the mayor’s race was: a) The controversy over the Hamakuapoko Wells and the future of water in general. b) The relationship between land development and traffic. c) Management style. d) The island’s lack of an In-N-Out Burger franchise. 3. Joseph Bertram, III is: a) A longtime South Maui bikeways activist. b) The rich guy from Gilligan’s Island. c) The recently elected state Representative for the 11th District. d) All of the above. e) A and C. 4. On Election Day The Maui News ran an editorial based in part on a list of urban myths that have been floating around the country for the last 20 years: a) True. b) False. 5. Maui County’s voter turnout in the 2006 General Election was:

a) 53.4 percent. b) 48.3 percent c) 37.9 percent. d) So low the state Office of Elections didn’t even bother tabulating it. 6. The Hawai`i Tourism Authority recently announced it would do all of the following except: a) Apologize to Hawaiian groups and leaders for exploiting old Hawaiian culture, traditions and personalities for marketing purposes. b) Hire a specialist to make sure the organization considers Hawaiian culture before making any marketing decision. c) Appropriate $3 million to work with the state Department of Land and Natural Resources and various community groups on natural resource preservation. d) Eliminate “offensive and insensitive content” from tourist marketing. 7. During the election Republicans in Hawai`i: a) Picked up seats in the state Legislature as well as succeeded in reelecting Linda Lingle. b) Lost seats in the state Legislature even though they succeeded in reelecting Linda Lingle. c) Came through with the same number of House and Senate seats as before the election. d) Stood on various street corners statewide while wearing bright red shirts that said in gold letters, “I love Bush.” Answers: 1, b; 2, c; 3, e; 4, a; 5, b; 6, a; 7, b

1. Maui County’s new mayor is: a) The same guy who has the job now. b) That one chick whose dad used to be mayor. c) That one guy who had the job four years ago and then lost it. d) Augie T.

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In the 1960s while in college John Lehman was a member of the right-wing Young Americans for Freedom. From 1981 to 1987, he served as Ronald Reagan’s Secretary of the Navy. He also reportedly took part in the infamous 1986 “Tailhook scandal,” whereby numerous naval officers partied a little too hard with strippers and hookers—and allegedly sexually assaulted at least one female officer—at an annual aviators’ convention. But by 1987 then Defense Secretary Casper Weinberger, tired of Lehman’s constant bureaucratic squabbling, unceremoniously sacked him (Lehman reportedly found out he was toast by turning on the television). Then he disappeared into the private sector until 2002, when he became a member of the 9/11 Commission. Today he’s the founding partner of J.F. Lehman and Co. as well as a member of the Hawai`i Superferry board of directors. The proposed Superferry will carry passengers and military vehicles between Oahu and Maui and is scheduled for a summer 2007 launch. It’s been exceedingly controversial, most notably for the company’s repeated insistence—backed by the courts—that it didn’t have to do any sort of environmental review. The Superferry looks to be a done deal, but that hasn’t stopped the always cagey Lehman—and eight of his partners, five of whom are also Superferry directors—from giving Akaka $12,000 this year.

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The Annual State Liquor Investigator’s Workshop took place September 28 and 29, 2005 at the Sheraton Keauhou Bay Resort & Spa. Eight LC Officers attended that one, and undoubtedly took a lot of notes during discussions ranging from “Best Practices” to “Ethics” to “Noise.”

Who could forget the magical National Liquor Law Enforcement Association Training Academy, held in Salt Lake City, Utah in May of this year? Rookie LC Investigators Chad Gardanier and Gene Silva attended this one, in where they learned to “address concerns and solve problems that may occur.”

Then there was, of course, the big state of Hawai`i conference in October 2005 at the Hapuna Beach Prince Hotel on the Big Island (see “The Royal Treatment,” Dec. 2, 2005 for more on which LC personnel attended and what they expensed). There they took part in such discussions as “Interstate Wine Sales” and “Stay Alive from Education.”

And the 72nd Annual National Conference of State Liquor Administrators took place in June 2006 in Boston, Massachusetts. There LC Director Franklyn Silva and a few staffers got the very latest on “An Appropriate Legal Drinking Age,” “Liquor Hearings—Trials, Tribulations & Ethical Dilemmas” and “Toward Liquor Control—Revisited.”

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GOING TO SEED Monsanto rises this week on news that no less a personage than UN Secretary General Kofi Annan recently announced that if biotechnology falls into the wrong hands, the results could be “catastrophic” for the world. “As biological research expands, and technologies become increasingly accessible,” he said, “this potential for accidental or intentional harm grows exponentially.” Now that’s power! MTW

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WEDNESDAY, Nov. 22 Looks like there are more problems with the Maui General Plan Advisory Committee (GPAC). And why not? It’s got 25 members—too many to allow for chummy, easy consensuses but too few for a raucous convention. The committee—charged with nothing less than deciding what on Maui should get preserved and what should get paved over—has been around since January. It ran into problems during the summer when some pro-development members accused other slow-growth members of not putting a vote to send the Maui County Council a letter asking for a land development moratorium on the agenda (the county’s attorneys eventually nullified the vote, saying it was illegal). Anyway, last night the election of a chairperson and vicechairperson was on the agenda—all legal according to the Sunshine Law and Hoyle—but didn’t get done either because the panel couldn’t come up with a consensus. What did we expect, considering the committee’s make-

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up? The slow-growth members—like Dick Mayer and Lucienne de Naie—will always fight the developer shills—Mercer “Chubby” Vicens, Warren Suzuki—and vice versa. And the real work of the committee (actually coming up with the county’s new General Plan) hasn’t even started yet. Why can’t all this island’s boards and commissions be this interesting?

THURSDAY, Nov. 23 Just in time for one of the busier travel days of the year, The Maui News is on hand to tell us that there’s no parking at Kahului Airport. Okay, so there’s parking—1,100 spaces, to be inexact—but they’re taken pretty much all the time these days. “Right now, we’re almost full,” Scott Ishikawa of the state Department of Transportation says in the paper today. “Airport parking is going to be at a premium.” But have no fear! There’s a “contingency plan” to open up an old rental car lot and a grass field for additional parking, should the need arise. And that will allow an extra 100 cars to park at the terminal! Look, I know it’s tough to park at the airport, but it’s tough to park most places on Maui. So in a way not having adequate parking at the airport is a more than adequate way to get tourists acclimated to life on our fair isle. And for you locals out there who have to deal with Kahului Airport parking on a more or less regular basis, take heart in the fact that the rest of Hawai`i’s airports aren’t doing too well either.

FRIDAY, Nov. 24 Guess what every big airport in the state except Kahului is getting? More parking spaces! Today’s Honolulu Advertiser says there’s a big state plan to add a thousand spaces to Honolulu International, 900 to Lihue Airport, 797 to Hilo International, 725 to Kona Airport and zero to Kahului Airport. Honolulu especially will cash in. According to a report by the Economic Momentum Commission report quoted in the paper, the airport will turn into a “state-of-the-art facility with an authentic Hawaiian experience.” Apparently when most people think of authentic Hawai`i, they visualize a bustling terminal lined with jet airliners. I know I certainly do. But look on the bright side—in the next five years Kahului Airport will add an expand-

Hospitals make me sad, too ed ticket lobby, new jet bridges, more gates, new escalators, all new airfield lighting, an improved airport perimeter road and a brand new air-conditioning chiller plant. A new chiller plant! That’s as authentic Hawai`i as you’re going to get!

SATURDAY, Nov. 25 Lame duck Mayor Alan Arakawa surprised no one yesterday when he vetoed the Maui County Council’s new workforce housing law requiring 40 to 50 percent of all new residential developments sell at prices affordable to working class people. According to today’s Maui News, Arakawa’s reasoning was that the new law would discourage builders—who make lots more profit from big, expensive houses than little, affordable ones—from taking on residential projects, though he also said that there are “more than enough” affordable homes getting ready for final approval. I suppose most people—considering that the council approved the law by a vote of eight to nothing and the fact that the mayor’s out of a job in early January—expect an easy override of Arakawa’s veto. And I suppose they’re right, though I believe “most people” also thought that developers would actually build the affordable homes they agreed to build under the old rules that predated the council’s new workforce law.

SUNDAY, Nov. 26 In my opinion, there’s been entirely too

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much focus on the negative aspects of President George W. Bush’s visit to Hawai`i last week. Yes, a Honolulu motorcycle cop tragically died of injuries sustained in a presidential motorcade escorting accident that injured two other officers. And yes, person or persons unknown did beat up and rob Bush’s 25year-old acting White House Travel Office director as he strolled through Honolulu’s International Marketplace at 2 a.m. And while that sounds like a lot of tragedy for a visit that lasted barely 17 hours, we must not forget that Bush’s trip here had many positive outcomes. Like the fact that Governor Linda Lingle got to sit next to Bush during dinner at Admiral William Fallon’s (head of U.S. Pacific Command) house. “He [Bush, not Fallon] was very relaxed at night after coming back from Asia,” Lingle said in yesterday’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin. “It was much more of a social setting rather than a foreign policy discussion, but obviously it came up because we’re all interested in it… We joked about the elections here. I told him he was in all my opponent’s ads.” See? Good times.

MONDAY, Nov. 27 Lots of pissed off residents waving signs and protesting outside the state Department of Health offices in Wailuku this morning over the recent decision nixing Malulani Health’s application to build a private hospital in Kihei, saying such a facility would rob Maui Memorial of personnel and resources. Keep in mind this group is entirely different from the pissed off residents who want a hospital in West Maui. No word on when they’ll picket the state office building.

TUESDAY, Nov. 28 Such good times. Anthony Pignataro has produced numerous movies and television programs, including the enormously unpopular When Celebrities Attack! series. MTW

The small, specialty restaurant Guolizhuang, in Beijing, serves mostly dishes made from various animal penises, according to a September BBC News dispatch, attracting discerning customers who come for the reputed health benefits. Sheep, horse, ox and seal are good for the circulation, the restaurant’s staff nutritionist said, and donkey improves the skin. Tiger, she said, has no particular value to justify its high price, but snake—“two penises each,” she said—is great for potency.

NEW FRONTIERS IN SCIENCE In October, The Washington Post reported the growing movement among psychiatrists to call compulsive buying a separate, identifiable disorder and recounted this 62-year-old “shopaholic’s” therapeutic conversation with herself: “I would say [to the jewelry she felt compelled to buy], ‘You are so beautiful, I can’t live without you, I love the way you sparkle.’ The jewelry would say back, ‘You need me. You look pretty when you wear me.’ I would say, ‘I do need you. I can’t possibly think of being without you. But something has to change. I need to stop this. I can’t afford a penny more.’” The patient said she believes her compulsion stems from her relationship with her mother.

CAN-DO SPIRIT According to 2005 transcripts made public by The Wall Street Journal in September, a British Airways 747 flew its entire 10-hour-plus route from Los Angeles to Manchester, England, even though the pilot knew that one of its four engines had caught fire and burned up 30 seconds after take-off. The pilot surprised the Los Angeles tower by radio-

ing his decision to fly on “as far as we can”— after checking with BA headquarters, which might have been mindful that returning to Los Angeles would have meant dumping $30,000 worth of fuel and possibly incurring $275,000 in European Union fines for the delay. The U.S. Federal Aviation Administration initially proposed a fine for BA but recently closed its investigation.

THE NEW NEW ECONOMY In October, London’s Daily Mail profiled Keith Jackson, 57, an engineer for the AquaTec Coatings company in Wales, whose occupation for the last 30 years has been watching paint dry (to gauge its application time). He said the job pays “fairly well” but “can be stressful.”

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At nine o’clock one recent Saturday morning a small group of people were milling about in a garage in Pukalani. They were at the home of Hans Schopen, drummer for Khrinj, the longest-running heavy metal band on Maui. And they’re preparing to shoot a video for their new song, “Demonize and Degradate.” Soon two other members of Khrinj arrived—the lead guitarist, John Meyer, and rhythm guitarist/lead vocalist, Cayce Almason, who talked about the band’s impending move to the mainland. He said he’s looking forward to being able to drive for more than a couple hours and get a variety of gigs instead of playing the same venues over and over again. The band’s youngest member, Almason has a dry sense of humor with a heavy-lidded, deeply philosophical, deadpan delivery and a lot of theories. And then he gets an idea. He begins enthusiastically telling the videographer, Randy Mills, about a part he envisions in the video where his character is a dictator addressing a crowd, trying to convince them another people are evil. “We just need a podium and a microphone stand,” Almason says. “Um, I didn’t really plan for that,” Mills says. Meyer—wearing a Rhapsody T-shirt, black fingernails and facial hair reminiscent of Anton LaVey, his black hair flowing freely—is possibly the quietest, gentlest member of the band. Yet he is asking where his crownof-thorns might be. “Hey, did anybody bring a black trench coat?” he asks. An hour later, Meyer is manning the blender. But instead of piña coladas or some likewise cocktail, he is blending “glerp”—a water-gelatin mixture generally used in the garden for retaining soil moisture. The desired effect is a Ghostbusters-esque slime the crew will later use to cover the walls. Two hours pass and Ian Horneman, the bassist and most hilariously outspoken member, still hasn’t arrived. He’s stuck at his girlfriend’s house in Lahaina, somewhat put-off by the decision to meet at such an early hour. By now, the glerp fills an entire trashcan. Around 11 a.m., Horneman meets the entourage in Kula at the video shoot set, which is located on a large piece of property offering rolling green hills and an array of abandoned World War II army bunkers. After everyone helps to unload video and band equipment, Schopen— whom the rest of the band calls their “go-getter”—assists the crew flinging glerp on the walls inside of a bunker. Then they cover the solitary window with a man-sized metal canister and lay carpet on the ground underneath the drum kit and an amp with a sticker that reads, “If only closed minds came with closed mouths.” The sound engineer tests the decibel level of the playback recording. Mills fusses with a light bulb that is dangling from a line through a hole in the cement ceiling. “I brought plenty of light bulbs, too,” he says to Schopen. “So you can smash some of ‘em.” Meanwhile, Horneman and Meyer sit on a rusted trough outside, and Almason ties his dog to a eucalyptus tree. “You ever seen a koala bear?” Horneman asks. “They’re so cute! Vicious, though.” Then he stands up, flipping a log over to reveal soft earth and a legion of bugs scurrying away from the exposure to light. “Little worlds!” Horneman says excitedly. Then he sighs. “I need to get off this rock.” Mills signals the band to come inside. He’s ready to begin shooting. “Where’s the make-up, the hair people?” Horneman asks. “Where are the fluffers?” He laughs, then half-mumbles to no one in particular. “I just want to go to a place where there are fluffers.” Talk soon turns—as it often does these days—to the bands’ upcoming exodus from Maui. Meyer discusses the resistance the band has received PHOTOS: KIRSTEN GUENTHER

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over the years from particular island venues, and why the band has persisted to play public gigs and all-ages shows for so long. “One of the reasons is it gives kids something to do instead of going to see a movie or drink in the cane fields,” he says. “Over there [on the mainland] people will come hear you play because they like the music,” Horneman says. “Not because it’s just something to do.” “I think we should throw all of our equipment over the cliff in retaliation!” Almason says suddenly. “In retaliation of what?” Horneman asks. “Of something… uh, that should be retaliated,” he says. Khrinj began in early 1997. With the exception of Schopen—who moved from Virginia Beach to Maui in 1990, as a freshman in high school—the burgeoning metal musicians were raised for the most part in Upcountry’s small, quiet community. Meyer befriended Schopen in St. Anthony High School, and the two started playing together in a band called Gristle. Through these gigs, they met Horneman, who had gone to school with Almason’s older brother. It wasn’t until years later—after Gristle disbanded—that Horneman and Almason began jamming with Schopen and Meyer, along with a lead vocalist who was soon— somewhat reluctantly—replaced by Almason. The group has since played extensively on Maui, with a few shows on Oahu, and has garnered a steadfast local following. Part of the band’s appeal, aside from their well-regarded musicianship, is the tight bond the members have maintained with each other over the years, as well as with their fans. As a band, Khrinj is a cast of mismatched characters who challenge and complement each other’s varying musical interests. As individuals, they are as different from each other in temperament and personality as they could be. But musically, they simply fit. Inside the army bunker video set, Mills gave a brief rundown of how filming will go. During playback, Mills wants the band to actually be playing their unplugged instruments with Almason singing—not lip-synching—to capture the vein-popping energy of a live performance. “I should let my hair down but I did that for the last

[video], hunh?” Almason asks, wearing a camouflaged do-rag and long pigtails fastened by studded leather straps. “It is better for headbanging.” “So third beep or second beep?” Hans asks of the playback cue telling him when to begin drumming. As the tape rolls, the dangling light bulb is being pulled in and out of view by crew on the roof of the bunker, creating an eerie flash in front of Almason’s face. “It’s making me nauseous,” Almason says. “This would be great for a zombie movie.” “Looks good, guys,” Mills says. “More cowbell!” the sound guy says. A cacophony of noise erupts as players test the acoustics between takes. Mills whistles for everyone’s attention. “Okay, you ready?” he asks. “So am I going against the track or Hans?” Almason asks. “So when he goes off, I gotta kung fu my kung funess back?” “That’s right,” Mills says, smiling. “Your kung fu-ness.” Playback begins and the musicians almost immediately lose footing. Schopen misses a beat then Meyer stops singing his back-up parts. Mills cuts filming. “You’re gonna have to turn it up, dude,” Horneman says. “We’re getting lost.” “Yeah, let’s move the speaker over here,” Mills says, who then instructs Almason to stand further back. “Why don’t I stay to the left so you can see Hans?” Almason asks. “Well, I can still see the drums,” Mills says, who then gives specifics to the lighting guy on the roof. The sound guy asks about the delay, and gives a test run. “You ready?” Mills asks. “Better? Louder?” Playback resumes but shooting is cut immediately. Schopen forgets the three-beat start. They begin again. During filming, Mills motions to Almason to move back but Almason’s eyes are closed. Mills stops rolling. “I can’t hear anything at that one part,” Schopen says. “This is like ice fishing for metal heads,” the lighting guy shouts down, as he dips the bulb in and out of the hole. “Okay and… roll playback,” Mills says. Three beeps. Then the combined sound of live drums with prerecorded heavy guitars blast out in the dank, cement room at full throttle. Horneman’s hair covers his face as his head thrashes forward and back. Meyer is hunched over his guitar, methodically fingering silent notes, as his head comes up briefly for back-up

singing parts. Almason’s eyes squint shut, his jaw taut as he bellows his vocals, brows furrowed and mouth wide in impassioned elocution. During non-vocal stints, he turns to face the drums and continues playing guitar. The sound guy stops the recorded music prematurely, confusing the band. “Okay, that was great,” Mills says. “We’re gonna do it again.” Again. “I never felt like a bigger cornhole than right now,” Horneman says of his faux-performance. Then he teases Almason, calling him “Andy Vanilli.” The next take has a strong beginning but the light bulb burns out instantly. “Yeah, that was better,” Mills says, yelling up to the lighting guy. “More motion is better.” “I don’t have to look at the camera, do I?” Almason asks. “Make love to the camera!” Mills says. When shooting begins again, Horneman starts scowling wildly and staring straight into the lens, eyes wide, before resuming his usual headbanging theatrics. The next take, the bulb flickers and dies near the end of the song. “I’m smelling cow shit,” the sound guy says. “We’re gonna get mad turd disease in here.” “Okay, we’re gonna do one more wide shot like these and then we’ll do close-ups,” Mills says. Finally, on this take, there are no problems. Although by now, the glerp on the walls is drying. “Good job,” Mills says. “Let’s take five.” After the break, Mills continues filming. Almason’s close-up shots are first, and his performance doesn’t change even though the camera is now inches away from his face. Mills tilts his lens towards Almason’s guitar, then aims towards Meyer’s face on his backing vocal parts. “Good job, guys,” Mills says. “We’re gonna do it again from the beginning.” It’s now 4:15 p.m. and Schopen’s girlfriend—the band’s official photographer—asks if she can take a few stills outside while it’s still daylight. Halfway through the shoot, Horneman starts playing with the dog. Almason hides out on a branch in a tree with his girlfriend as Ross, a friend of the band, shows up just to hang out. The video shoot filming recommences at 5 p.m. with

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more close-ups of Meyer, now with dirt covering his face from frolicking outside. The band still practices three times a week for a couple hours and have done so, for the most part, since their inception nine years ago. But with the increasingly imminent mainland move, their Pauwela Cannery studio is mostly cleared out—except for a few random items. The picnic table remains, on which sits a few scattered fliers, a guitar with broken strings, a George W. Bush talking figurine with a carefully drawn Hitler-mustache, and a couple science-fiction paperbacks: The Amber Enchantress and Flight of the Raven. Across from the table is a bookcase with a row of old issues of Playboy and Maxim, a 1969 National Geographic with “Abu Simbel’s Ancient Temples Reborn” on the cover, and a skull ashtray. Posters adorn the walls—Iron Maiden, Primus, Sepultura, Testament, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix and a tribute collage to Darrell “Dimebag” Abbott—as well as a fire extinguisher. In the short hallway leading to the soundproofed practice area are various drum parts and cables, amps, speakers and an empty can of Arizona Green Tea. A horned ram skull looms over the doorway to the room. To the side of the entrance is a gentle reminder: “Close Door Behind You Fucks!!!” There is a steady rumble from inside. The guys are intent—all focus is towards the drums—heads bent over guitars, Almason and Horneman are slowly nodding, melody and rhythm in perfect, symphonic unity. Horneman occasionally glances at Schopen during beat breaks. Near the end of the song, Almason stops playing and grabs a can of Coke as he heads out the door. When the song is done, Meyer finally looks up at Schopen and grins sheepishly. “Broke another string,” he says. “That’s his Podagee guitar management,” Horneman says with a snicker. Khrinj has produced two albums—Defense Mechanism in 2000, and Ruin in 2003—and is in the process of wrapping up a third, tentatively titled Rise of the Unnameable. All three recordings are slick, virtuosic affairs—Khrinj complements the sonic power of traditional metal’s heavy guitar-and-drum dominated sound with highly technical, tightly wound layers of intricate melody and intelligent lyricism. But up to this point, the band has never bothered getting a distributor, manager or agent. As such, most copies of the first two albums have been given away to friends and family. “We weren’t as serious as we are now,” Meyer says. “We were gonna sell ‘em on tour but then we never went on tour,” Schopen says. “We went to Lahaina and sold ‘em there,” Almason says. “That’s the extent of it.” “Our new album might do something,” Schopen says. “Randy [Mills] is putting together a DVD for us, and we’re getting a press kit together.”

Khrinj Farewell Concert Saturday (Dec. 9), 5 p.m. at Iao Theater. Tickets: $10. For more info, call 298-7596.

The reason for the sudden shift when it comes to the business of Khrinj is timing. Schopen wants to start school in January—he’s planning on taking welding classes— and is leaving for Colorado in December, with the rest of his bandmates following his lead a couple months later. So will most of Horneman’s family, who also currently live on Maui. The band’s plan is to get a farmhouse and take a few months to finish their album and practice, lining up gigs in the area and anywhere they can. “I’m stoked to leave Maui,” Meyer says. “More opportunity.” “The town we’re moving into—when I visited—there’s a big metal scene there,” Horneman says. “And we’re 45 minutes away from a big city. We couldn’t move to the West Coast and deal with the traffic and people.” “And we’re from here so…” Schopen says. “The hard part is leaving here—it didn’t matter to where. We can do all the things we can’t do here—skiing, see mountain lions, run from bears and stuff. And we’re central so we can travel and gig everywhere. Plus the music is weird [in California].” “We’d get categorized as an old band,” Horneman says. “If we were young and wanted to make it,” Schopen says. “We’d go to L.A.” “We’re not after fame and fortune,” Horneman says. “We just wanna play somewhere and see bands we like. What it comes down to is, there’s nothing here for us. We love all our friends but this island doesn’t cater to anybody unless you’re a reggae band. The bars are just so hared out by the LC [Department of Liquor Control] and fines. Over here it’s such a police state. Look at DeanO’s [now closed Kihei pizzeria and bar]. They got shit for going against the grain and playing punk and metal shows.” “They treated us real nice there,” Almason says. “It really sucks because I grew up here,” Horneman says. “I love Maui but no one likes metal on this island. Not that I don’t like reggae but there’s too much of it.” “Yeah, try to work on a construction site,” Almason says. “You hear the same cheesy-ass stupid fucking songs over and over and everybody sings along!” “We’ve thought about leaving for several years,” Schopen says. “The timing was just never right, for whatever reason. We all just had shit going on here. There was progress and then plateau-ing.” “It is an expensive habit,” Almason says. “Being in a band and having this room since 2000.” Hearing this, Ross, their longtime friend and fan, looks around the room. “It’s gonna be so weird not having you guys here,” he says. For more info on Khrinj, visit www.myspace.com/khrinj. MTW

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ONO KINEGRINDS

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM

Waterfront Deli Located in the Whaler’s General Store in The Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. Open 7 a.m.-8 p.m. daily. $

Waterfront Deli

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Wailea’s home of the true sandwich The Waterfront Deli is a very good place to eat just about any meal of the day that suffers from just two small problems: it’s neither on the waterfront nor an actual deli. Located inside the Whaler’s General Store (!) in The Shops at Wailea (!!), the Waterfront Deli is pretty much just a lunch counter selling “New York Style” sandwiches, salads and cheesecake, as well as items like “All Beef” hot dogs, taro burgers and pizza by the slice. What’s great about Waterfront Deli is you can walk inside and just order a sandwich off the menu like their Big Apple Reuben (hot corned beef, swiss, sauerkraut on rye), New Yorker (roast beef, swiss, lettuce, tomato, Dijon mustard, horseradish) or Soho Vegetarian (tomato, roasted red peppers, lettuce, onion, cucumber, spouts, chedder, mayo) and have a perfectly good, respectable and maybe even healthy lunch. These and other combination sandwiches come complete

with a scoop of potato salad or coleslaw and a dill pickle wedge. But real deli people don’t order off menus. They walk into a deli and ask for a “pastrami on rye” or a “turkey and swiss” and that’s what they get—a slab of sliced meat piled high on the bread of your choice, maybe with some mustard and nothing else (except the pickle— especially if you order pastrami or corned beef, you must have the pickle). And you can do exactly that here—though they charge an extra $3 to “double stuff” your sandwich. Anyway, once you’ve ordered you pick up food at a counter offering napkins, mustard packets, utensils and a basket of hardboiled eggs, sold for 49 cents each. It’s easy to find, right around the corner from the rack holding pre-made sushi and next to the Hawai`i coffee mugs that have people’s names printed on the side. Then you go pay at the cashier in the center of the store. The first time I was there I stood in line behind an older tourist couple paying for a couple bottles of wine

and some bananas while a younger family fidgeted behind me, waiting to buy a beach mat. Of course, once you get your real “New York Style” sandwich or hardboiled eggs or whatever, you’ll probably have to eat it in the most un-New York environment around, which is most likely either one of the little metal tables lined up outside the Whaler’s General or the big fountain that sits a few yards away. And you’ll be surrounded by the usual Shops at Wailea crowd—kids playing around said fountain, older couples eating ice cream from Lappert’s, tourists reading the “Wailea Living” section of the glossy Shops at Wailea store directory (“Being firmly rooted in the community, the company’s agents have played an influential role in helping form design concepts for new developments to serve the combined needs of an evolving

resort/residence community lifestyle…”). Showing up in the early morning for breakfast is also acceptable, when they offer bacon and egg croissants, scrambled egg bagels and a “breakfast combo.” For $3.69 American, you get a big Styrofoam container stuffed with scrambled eggs, tator tots (or rice) and your choice of bacon, Portuguese sausage or links. MTW Carol Fieta making sandwiches

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

CENTRAL MAUI

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who

F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-

call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

1850. $

9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave,

8:30 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-

Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch

Kahili - Lunch with a view. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3

Kahului, 877-0706. $

8774.$

or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $

AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:45-

Daily,

p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani

Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa,

Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen

Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant -

plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9

10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului,

Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355

Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $

a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana

893-1628. $

E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local Filipino. M-

Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to

Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7

Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-

Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F,

pick up. They even deliver.150 Hana Hwy.,

a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks,

6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $

10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy

Kahului, 877-1414. $$

pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275

Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center,

Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $

Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar,

Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30

hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8

p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440

a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F,

Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30

6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui

p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa

Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$

Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului,

877-2400. $

Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku,

242-8580. $ M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or

276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

Ohana Cafe - Healthy breakfast and lunch comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St.,

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-

Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant

Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European,

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th,

American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335

11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono

Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St.,

p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Wailuku, 242-1471. $

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9

Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St.,

Wailuku, 244-8282. $

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local Japanese. Daily, 8:30

St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

5796. $

Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food.

7888. $

a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main

St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele

El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su,

325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $

877-5588.

p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $

Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m.

Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9

p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

featuring different foods every night. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu

Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9

a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033.

p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F,

ting. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119

Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street,

local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.;

6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092

Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977.

Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Saigon

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai in a casual garden set-

Delicious

and

affordable

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F,

9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W.

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2

7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30

10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792

Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276.

p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. Su-

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th, 5:30

8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St.,

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6

F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main

a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea

Kahului, 871-7782. $

a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $

Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M,

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Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood,

Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches,

food. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani

a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd.,

salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything.

St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $

70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $

874-0788. $

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th,

Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian

8688. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9

7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7

entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Daily, 10:30-2

a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-

a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

0700. $

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere.

1234. $$

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8

take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10

5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cui-

p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

sine and full wine list. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S.

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood,

p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-

p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu,

0828. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-

saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9

Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave.,

Unisan - Sushi bar, and eclectic cuisine, with full bar.

Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sand-

Wailuku, 243-2243. $

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$

wiches. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa, 11

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew,

362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei,

along with seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10

874-8600. $

a.m.-9

p.m.;

Su,

a.m.-8

p.m.

Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $

a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St.,

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11

a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.

359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St.,

$$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches.

BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full

Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-

bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188.

4700. $

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to

Kahului, 873-4847. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7

a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426.

Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava

dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9

with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10

a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $

centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena

Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$

a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd.,

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses,

1368. $

1944. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6

smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3

a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill,

and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei

p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani,

Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since

Wailuku, 244-0845. $

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Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and

twist and an extensive wine list. Nightly,

Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m.

5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-

Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

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Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine.

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet cof-

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-

fees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads.

1811. $$

M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos.

S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local

Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei

Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low

Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $

salt and wheat free. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S.

Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer,

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wine and more. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin.

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 891-

1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. Daily, 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani

Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd,

Kihei, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. MSa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395

S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches,

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n

wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty

Blue Ahi and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food

tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30

service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-

a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

9944. $

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine ocean-

Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-

front with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-

9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$

9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and

8000. $$$

continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria.

Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea,

Marco’s South Side Grill - Italian food and excel-

244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce

lent wines. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei

Rd., 874-4041. $$

and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. 8

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian

a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes.

Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S.

Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $

Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-

0414. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

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salads, entrees and daily specials. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-

9330. $$

Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279

S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $

Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my! Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The

Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. Daily,

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a

9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $

natural food store with a salad bar and

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-1

healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei

2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, sal-

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish

ads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa, 5 p.m.-2

pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. Daily, 8

a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $

a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

DININGLISTINGS Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and

Café

and elegance with amazing seafood dishes

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303

Korean dishes. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395

Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42

and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Mmmmmm. Meaty

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwich-

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and

Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty

fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui

es. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei,

Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8

treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village

Dr., 874-8880. $$$

879-1385. $

a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Des

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Delicious

crepes

and

Center, Kihei. $

Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks,

bar and late night menu. Su-M, 5-10 p.m.; Tu-W,

nibbles and an excellent wine list. Tu-Su from 5

Makawao’s favorite deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-

shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’

5:30-10p.m.; Th-Sa, 5:30-1:30a.m. 1881 S. Kihei

p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$

9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave,

Rd., 879-0004. $$ K

Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad,

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner

cuisine dining near the water’s edge.

cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7

5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$

a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs

Nightly,

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style

and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $

9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m-

7679. $

10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily,

8080. $$

10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

891-2002. $

Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-

1333. $

selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S.

Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me

Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'til midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-

6444. $

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healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. Daily, 7

p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-

a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

0839. $

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in

9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

ambience and cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-

Down to Earth - Natural foods store with hot and

Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169

$$$

Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488. $

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine.

and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -

Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144.

7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet,

Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a

1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

baby, yeah! Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large

noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and

charming atmosphere. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly,

more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast

5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei. 891-8860. $$ Vietnamese

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Vietnamese

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking Fwith

Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-

atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120

11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234.

Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sand-

9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert.

wiches and cheeses. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani,

$$$

Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. In Whaler’s General Store,

572-7100.

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and

Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, afford-

5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd.,

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine

891-8860. $$$

with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare.

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Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily,

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restau-

7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

rant with sweeping views of the island. W-Su, 7

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Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cui-

favorite restaurant.” Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and

sine and daily fresh baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30

Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$

Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily,

ENCHILADAS • TACOS • BURRITOS BEST CHILI VERDE • FULL SALSA BAR

6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku,

575-9363. $

Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina.

Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-

7808. $ Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St.,

Paia, 579-8755. $ a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101,

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Makawao, 573-9065. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood take-out or sit

9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-

down. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave.,

8711. $$

Paia, 579-8030. $

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Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-

9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F,

WEST MAUI Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads, pastries,

Burritos! Nachos! Salsa Bar!

soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991

Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Island Fish Tacos Grilled Steak, Chicken Vegetarian

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

4051. $ Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

Lahaina, 661-0348. Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua,

665-7096. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill -

Specializing in

Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780

Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

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p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku,

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Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11

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10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway,

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$$$→$40 and up

La Provence - French-style bistro and patis-

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina,

661-9491. $$ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with

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“Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina,

661-0937. $$

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

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$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American.

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks,

126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888.

Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St.,

Castaway Cafe - Beachside America.

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12

& Resort, 661-9091. $

a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American.

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch

Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina,

with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

661-4855. $

5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

with fresh island fish. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front

by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian

9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-

0660. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405

Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900

Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style

4405

coffeehouse. Daily, 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m.

a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway

oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.

Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-

7572. $

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining,

ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily,

1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s

10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina,

Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312

Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic

views. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina,

Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840

661-8422. $$$

with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina,

667-0908. $ K

“Who said a great meal has to be expensive” an

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge

p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

6262. $

beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking

options. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-

661-3160. $$

Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine

Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

667-2744. $

grains cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-

dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.,

’s

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-

a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh

11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L.

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole

Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11

8939. $$$

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10

10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St.,

St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m.

3843. $$$ K China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa,

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared

5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-

Lahaina, 661-4213. $

p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

Lahaina, 661-7082. $

cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly

menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American with late night

• Pizzas • Sandwiches • Nightly Seafood Specials •Pastas

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843

• Salads

Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower

Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

• Beer

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St.,

Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

• Wine

Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

nothing over $15.95

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy,

5117. $$$ K

Kahana, 669-5000. $

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar.

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and

Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L.

kabobs.

Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops,

Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

669-0266. $

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous

Daily,

a.m.-9:30

p.m.

Lahaina

E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill.

Hula Pie. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St.,

Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall,

Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

667-1818. $$

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6

Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St.,

p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

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NOVEMBER 30, 2006

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough

Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45

Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St,

p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$

170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

Lahaina, 667-2663. $

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily,

Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo

6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali,

from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana,

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties,

Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front

667-2525. $

667-7477. $$$

steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.;

Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an

Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-

steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani

upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405

9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,

Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $

661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza

Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11

p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$

a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar.

Lahaina, 661-6633. $

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10

Lahaina, 667-7758. $

p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-

10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema

Center, 661-6628. $

pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema

American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village,

Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-

a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

0890. $

10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7

Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.;

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, cal-

fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina,

zones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee

661-8815. $$$

St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar -

Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900

Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Sushi and

Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

pupus only Th-F, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 600 Office Rd.,

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K

and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili,

Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30

a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina,

F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina,

661-0985. $

661-7888. $

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese.

Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, sal-

$ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.

Maui

661-8466. $$$

a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.-

p.m.

from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua,

669-1500. $$

10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-

5-10

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7

Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Nightly,

Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine. Daily,

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish

661-0011. $$

p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern -

Lahaina, 667-5809. $

9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna

Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali,

Marriott,

ads and Greek gyros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd.,

Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serv-

Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$

Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily,

Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cui-

10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600

sine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly

Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-

from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000

Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11

0512. $

Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

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ing American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St.,

Lahaina, 661-8558. $

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Inspired Hands Saturday-Sunday (Dec. 2-3), 10 a.m.-4 p.m. at Hui No`eau Visual Arts Center [WOODWORK/ARTS] My friend Dylan will never let me get away with saying this, but I will anyway: I love wood. Have for years. I love its smell. It transports me back to days being raised by a building superintendent/ carpentry hobbyist father. I love the various tones and textures of different woods (my koa Fender Stratocaster is so beautiful that it’s tough to justify hacking away on it). I love wood’s functionality. The fact that humans have figured out how to build just about anything from a fallen tree amazes me. Having zero mechanical inclination only adds to my wonder and respect for competent woodworkers. Having said that, I’m looking forward to the Hui No’eau’s annual Maui Woodworkers’ Guild exhibition (runs through Jan. 14) and faire. The Hui is on a stunning 10-acre estate and is considered one of the top art centers in Hawai`i. This weekend, they’ll be featuring master carpentry works, as well as offering keiki activities and demos in various artistic mediums, and offering many of these crafts for sale, including haku-style wreaths and garlands. There is no cost to attend. Among the woodworks displayed will be fine art furniture, sculptures and vessels. Ah, vessels. Finally, something Dylan can get excited about! Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center is located one mile below Makawao Town on Baldwin Ave. For more info, call 572-6560 or email info@huinoeau.com or check the website at www.huinoeau.com. [COREY NIELSEN]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos

Living Buddha Live!

Laff Riot

Thursday-Wednesday (Nov. 30-Dec. 6)

Saturday (Dec. 2), 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater

[FREE MEDITATION TALKS] It isn’t every day you get to listen for free to a “living Buddha” speak about meditation, healing, wisdom and an “enlightened mind.” But for the next week, you can do exactly that because Master Yu Tian Jian, also known as DeChan JueRen, also known as “the 49th Acharya and only living master of the Chinese Hanmi School,” will appear around the island live— and for free! (For more info, check www.LightAwakeningTemple.com) On Nov. 30, Master Yu will speak at Seichi No Ie (111 Kane St. in Kahului) at 6:30 p.m. On Dec. 1, he’ll appear at the Lahaina Jodo Mission— with the band Crazy Fingers!—from noon to 7 p.m. Then nightly from Dec. 2 through Dec. 6 Master Yu will speak at the Unity Church in Wailuku (482 High St.) at 6 p.m. He’ll also conduct a number of workshops for money (prices range from $60 to $1,800). Even living Buddhas have to eat, you know. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

THURSDAY THURSDAY

Live Music w/ Howard Ahia

Midnight Lounge

Dec. 2 SATURDAY Barbie Hos G.I. Joes

Dec. 3 SUNDAY Tribal Seeds

Dec. 4 MONDAY DJ Boomshot

$15 cover

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[COMEDY] He’s been making Hawaiians laugh for over 25 years with his TV specials like “All in the `Ohana,” and mixing it up with other comedic greats Frank DeLima—he even replaced the late Rap Raplinger in Hawai`i’s seminal sketch comedy group, Booga Booga. He’s garnered some guffaws in L.A., too, where he did the improv circuit and comedy clubs, eventually working his way to opening for the Beach Boys and Tom Jones—and oh, those pantythrowing blue hairs loved our Bumatai! Tickets: $28 advance, $34 day of show, half-price for keiki. Call 2427469 or visit www.mauiarts.org.

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Walkin’ in a Winter Santaland Thursday (Dec. 7), 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater

Fun and Reindeer Games Tuesday (Dec. 5), 8:30 p.m. at Hapa’s [COMEDY] Remember those game shows you watched back in the day? Weren’t almost ALL of them about matching answers? There was Family Feud, Hollywood Squares, $10,000 Pyramid and, of course, Match Game. The MisMatch Game, which is a one-night-only deal, is a more risqué, edgy and funny version. Local celebrities join with tourist celebrities to help you re-learn to wet your pants. You’ll see Tony Tripoli (Fashion House) and John Michael Beck (Santaland Diaries) with Dennis Hensley (Kathy Griffin’s D-List) as the host. Watch as the panel or participants try to guess the same answers to fill in the blank questions like, “Britney Spears’ wedding was so white trash. Instead of having flower petals on the floor, she had [blank].” Yes, one of the answers was K-Fed’s DNA smoothie. Cover: $12. [HEIDI KING]

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[COMEDY] John Michael Beck brings to life Crumpet, the unfortunate soul working as an elf in a department store, from David Sedaris’ Santaland Diaries. You know that feeling. The one where you’re working your ass off because it’s the holidays and you have to put up with the crazy children and the agroparents while they choose to displace their angst unto you. Then you’ve got the people that aren’t part of those families and are bitter with jealousy as some become during the holiday season. Or, maybe you don’t know that feeling because you are one of those people. If you’re one of them, stay away—you don’t deserve the joy of quality entertainment. But, if you’re pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down, I hope to see you there. Tickets: $20. To purchase, call 242-7469 or visit www.mauiarts.org. For info, visit www.NeoComedy.com. [HK]

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NOVEMBER 30, 2006

FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Travelers Beware Vacationers get schooled in nationalist intolerance Riding the current wave of horror movies populated with American travelers preyed upon by torturing crazies, Turistas plays its suspense trump card as the first American film shot entirely in Brazil. Alex (Josh Duhamel) and his sister Bea (Olivia Wilde) are derailed from their sightseeing plans with their friend Amy (Beau Garrett), when their tour bus goes over the side of one of Brazil’s high lush mountains. The trio barely escapes the catastrophe, along with their fellow passengers, but the fate that awaits them is no less shocking.

Turistas

★★★★★ Rated R/89 mins.

A local renegade doctor (Miguel Lunardi) has committed his life to capturing foreign visitors from whom he steals internal organs to give to needy natives. Director John Stockwell (Blue Crush) electrifies the barbed wire horror, from debut screenwriter Michael Arlen Ross, with gut-wrenching suspense that attends the painful trajectory of several characters. After surviving the harrowing bus sequence, our shell-shocked vacation-

ers encounter the distrust of the Brazilian locals when Bea takes a photo of a local child whose father freaks out because he thinks she has sights on kidnapping his young daughter to sell on the black market. The three travelers buddy up with fellow traveler Pru (Melissa George) and British vagabonds Finn and Liam (Desmond Askew and Max Brown) before descending to an idyllic beach equipped with a primitive bar and disco. During an evening of drinking, dancing and sex, the group are drugged and robbed of all of their possessions. Left without shoes and only minimal clothes on their bodies, the unlucky pack earn the wrath of the unpoliced locals when one of them throws a rock at a native boy wearing a stolen hat. Kiko (Agles Steib), an ostensibly compassionate villager, comes to the embattled group’s aid when he offers to lead them through the jungle to a house where they will be safe from the polarized community that wants to kill them. A nine-hour hike through the thick jungle brings the assembly to an underwater passage that provides a claustrophobic environment not unlike the caves in this year’s horror achievement The Descent. Anxiety mounts as the swimmers squeeze between rock walls to catch their breath in pockets of confined air. It’s in these unaffected scenes that the beautiful remote locations take on a doomed and monstrous personality. The problem with Turistas is that the scenes in the film’s violent third act are filmed under such dark conditions, underwater and in a nighttime jungle that the

I hate these cut-rate tours

audience isn’t able to make a necessary emotional connection with which protagonists are fighting for their lives. In a way, it’s a continuity problem that allows the audience to relax some during what could be a considerably more high-strung cinematic experience. Predictably, the house that Kiko brings the throng to is the headquarters and operating room of the evil Dr. Zamora (Lunardi) who steals the movie when he

delivers a blood-curdling monologue of malice while removing the kidneys and liver, sans anesthetic, from a female victim. The Grand Guignol torture scene is notable for its ideologically driven theme, with Miguel Lunardi channeling the diabolical Vincent Price in one of his finer moments. Revenge is in the eye, and hands, of the torturer. Second world survival never seemed so dicey. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Dec. 06 SLEEPING DOGS LIE - (R) - Drama - Amy, a nice young lady, has a little secret that she’s keeping from her fiancé. And he has a brilliant idea to tell each other their deepest, darkest secrets. So begins the chaos. Directed by Bobcat Goldthwait. 82 min. (Heidi King)

New This Week BLOOD DIAMOND - (R) - Drama, Thriller Leo DiCaprio horrifies... with his fake accent! Ha! Oh, anyways, 1970’s Sierra Leone is in chaos, a man finds a diamond and it gets him into sticky situations. 138 min. (HK) FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION - (PG13) Comedy - Christopher Guest and his usual crew bring us a movie about the silliness surrounding the making of a movie called “Home for Purim.” Will either be really good or less funny than Rocky Balboa. 86 min. (Anthony Pignataro) THE NATIVITY STORY - (PG) - Drama, Religion - Hallelujah, praise the Lawd! ‘Tis the season of commerce, and Christ’s supposed birth. This film depicts Mary and Joseph’s journey from Nazareth to Bethlehem to witness the birth of Jesus. 115 min. (Keith Benedict) TURISTAS - (R) - Thriller - Three Americans travel to Brazil in search of fun and adventure. After they find themselves drugged, robbed and penniless, the group seeks

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Maui Arts &Cultural Center New Music - Clarinet, Violin, Cello, Piano

EBB & FLOW ENSEMBLE Robert Pollock, director

escape from the worsening situation. [See Film Critique, p. 26] 89 min. (KB) VAN WILDER 2: THE RISE OF TAJ - (R) - Van’s protégé has left the U.S. and now takes on the challenge of turning some stuffy Oxford students into partiers. Using the tactics he learned from Van, of course. 95 min. (HK)

Now Showing BOBBY - (R) - Drama - Emilio Estevez’s look at the people involved in and witnessing Bobby Kennedy’s 1968 murder. 111 min. (AP) BORAT - (R) - Comedy - Sasha Baron Cohen of Da Ali G Show fame stars as Borat, the hapless, sexcrazed anti-Semitic journalist from Kazakhstan who documents the wit and witticism of mostly Redneck Americans, all of which are very, very real. 84 min. (AP) CASINO ROYALE - (PG-13) -Action, Thriller - This, the 21st James Bond picture, does something new: just adapt Bond straight from Ian Fleming’s first novel, which came out in 1953. Stars Daniel Craig as Bond. 144 min. (AP) CELESTINE PROPHECY - (PG) - Drama, Adventure - Through a random chain of events, John Woodson finds himself in Peru on the path to find the Celestine Prophecy which supposedly unlocks the mystery that is life and happiness. Is that where self actualization is—Peru? How much are tickets? 100 min. (HK) DECK THE HALLS - (PG) - Comedy, Holiday Matthew Broderick and Danny Devito face of to see who is more Christmas-ier. Cheesy, feel good, family fun. 95 min. (HK) DEJA VU - (R) - Action, Thriller - Denzel Washington is trying to do as much good as possible when he finds his colleagues have discovered a way to fold time and change events. Denzel Washington in an action thriller called “Deja Vu”? Isn’t that ironic. 125 min. (HK) THE DEPARTED - (R) - Crime, Drama - This Martin Scorsese picture is set in South Boston and stars Leonardo DiCaprio as a young cop who infiltrates the mob and Matt Damon as a young mobster who infiltrates the cops. Also stars Jack Nicholson and Mark Wahlberg. 150 min. (AP) THE FOUNTAIN - (R) - Drama, Fantasy - Follows one couple through three time periods. Each time, boy (Hugh Jackman) tries to save girl (Rachel Weisz) by finding the tree of life to get the sap

SHOWTIMES that makes you invincible. 95 min. (HK) FLUSHED AWAY - (PG) - Animation, Comedy The story of a pampered pet mouse who tries to lure a rat named Sid into the toilet but inadvertently gets flushed down into the London sewer system. And no, I did not just make all that up. Stars Ian McKellen, Jean Reno and Andy Serkis. 86 min. (AP) A GOOD YEAR - (PG13) - Drama, Romance Max Skinner, (Russell Crowe) is a successful investment tycoon. With the passing of his Uncle and suspension from his job, Skinner tends to the inherited winery. It’s a great role for Crowe to take himself even more seriously. 119 min. (KB) HAPPY FEET - (PG) - Animation, Family - A tapdancing penguin who can’t sing learns to cope in a world where Emperor Penguins find their mates through song. I know just how he feels. 123 min. (Samantha Campos) LET’S GO TO PRISON -(R) - Comedy - The obnoxious son of a dead judge gets wrongfully convicted of a crime and sent to the slammer. And I thought those “don’t drop the soap” jokes were getting old. 84 min. (AP) OPEN SEASON - (PG) - Comedy, Animation - A domesticated bear gets himself stuck in the forest during hunting season. He and his furry friends have to turn the tables on the hunters in order to survive, but they have to do it in a PG way, so no blood and guts. 95 min. (HK) SAMOAN WEDDING - (NR) - Comedy - Four friends are forced to find wedding dates on short notice, or suffer the wrath of the town’s leaders. Let the cat-and-mouse games begin. 97 min. (HK) THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE - (G) - Family, Comedy - Santa (Tim Allen) struggles to keep his new family happy while battling Jack Frost (Martin Short), who is trying to take over Christmas. Why Martin Short, why? 115 min. (KB) SAW 3 - (R) - Suspense, Horror - Wait. I thought “Jigsaw” was on his death bed at the end of the second movie. The first one was freakin’ awesome, the second was good, but you knew what you were getting into, now three? I dunno about this. 107 min. (HK) STRANGER THAN FICTION - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - Harold Crick (Will Ferrell) hears a voice in his head that is not his own. Finding his life is but a character in a novel, Crick seeks the help of Prof. Hilbert (Dustin Hoffman) to stop the immanent death of the character Crick. 113 min. (KB)

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Sleeping Dogs Lie - R - W only 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Blood Diamond - R - Sa 7:35 Deja Vu - PG13 - Th (3:30, 4:10), 6:35, 7, 9:30, 9:50, F (12:35, 1:15, 3:30, 4:10), 6:35, 7, 9:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:35, 1:15, 3:30), 4:10, 6:35, 7, 9:30, 9:50, M-W (1:15, 3:30, 4:10), 6:35, 7, 9:30, 9:50 Flushed Away - PG - Th (2:15, 4:25), 6:30, 9, F-W (2:25, 4:35) For Your Consideration - PG13 - Th (2:25, 4:35), 7:40, 10, F-Su (12:20), 7:40, 9:50, M-W 7:40, 9:50 Fountain - PG13 - Th, M-W (2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:55, F (12:30, 2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:30, 9:55 A Good Year - PG13 - Th only (4), 6:50, 9:50 Happy Feet - PG - Th (2, 2:15, 2:35, 4:30, 4:45, 5:05), 6:55, 7:15, 7:35, 9:30, 9:45, 10, F (12:10, 2, 2:15, 2:35, 4:30, 4:45, 5:05), 6:55, 7:15, 7:35, 9:30, 9:45, 10, Sa (12:10, 2, 2:15, 2:35), 4:30, 4:45, 5:05, 6:55, 7:15, 7:35, 9:30, 9:45, Su (12:10, 2, 2:15, 2:35), 4:30, 4:45, 5:05, 6:55, 7:15, 7:35, 9:30, 9:45, 10, M-W (2, 2:15, 2:35, 4:30, 4:45, 5:05), 6:55, 7:15, 7:35, 9:30, 9:45 Let’s Go to Prison - R - Th only (1:45), 7:10 Nativity Story - PG - F (12, 1:45, 2:20, 4:20, 4:45), 6:45, 7:25, 9:10, 9:55, Sa-Su (12, 1:45, 2:20), 4:20, 4:45, 6:45, 7:25, 9:10, 9:55, M-W (1:45, 2:20, 4:20, 4:45), 6:45, 7:25, 9:10, 9:55 Samoan Wedding - NR - Th, M-W (2:45, 5), 7:20, 9:45, F (12:05, 2:45, 5), 7:20, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:05, 2:45), 5, 7:20, 9:45 Saw 3 - R - Th (4:15), 9:40 Stranger Than Fiction - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (1:30, 4:05), 6:40, 9:15, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:05 6:40, 9:15 Turistas - R - F (12:15, 2:30, 4:50), 7:10, 9:35, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:30), 4:50, 7:10, 9:35, M-W (2:30, 4:50), 7:10, 9:35

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Bobby - R - Th (12:50, 3:30), 6:45, 9:30, F-W (12:50), 6:45 Borat - R - Th-W (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:25, 9:45 Casino Royale - PG13 - Th-W (12, 3:15), 6:35, 9:40 Deck the Halls - PG - Th-W (12:25, 2:40), 4:55, 7:10, 9:30 Santa Clause 3 - G - Th-W (12:10, 2:30), 5:05, 7:15, 9:25 Tenacious D - R - Th (12:15, 2:45), 5:15, 7:30, 9:50, F-W (3:30), 9:30 Van Wilder 2 - R - F-W (12:15, 2:45), 5:10, 7;30, 9:50

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TENACIOUS D IN: THE PICK OF DESTINY - (R) Comedy, Music - Jack Black and Kyle Gass go on a mission to find the magic guitar pick of destiny that will ensure their rockstar success. I’d like to quote a little piece of one of their songs now...”It’s Tenacious D time, muthafuckas!!” 93 min. (HK)

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ANDY BUMATAI

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A NEW BREED OF ROMANTIC COMEDY

McCoy Studio Theater • $28 advance, $34 day of Coconut Cabaret Alternative Comedy

SANTALAND DIARIES

by David Sedaris

WHARF CINEMA CENTER

- performed by John Michael Beck

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY SAMANTHA “SISKEL” CAMPOS AND KRISTA “EBERT” SHERER SAM@MAUITIME.COM AND KRISTA@MAUITIME.COM

Madcap Vaudeville Reviewing The Mystery of Irma Vep, A Penny Dreadful The experience left us breathless. We had no idea of the whirlwind we’d encounter when we stepped into Iao Theater last Sunday, Nov. 26, for a performance of The Mystery of Irma Vep, presented by Maui OnStage. Originally written by Charles Ludlum, the play featured two actors—Tom Althouse and Alexander Cardinalli— in a dizzying and gender-bending eight roles. Afterwards, we discussed what we saw.

The Mystery of Irma Vep Last weekend! FridaySaturday (Dec. 1-2), 7:30 p.m.; Sunday (Dec. 3), 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969 or www.mauionstage.com. Tickets: $18, $16, $12.

KRISTA SHERER: It definitely was vaudevillian. And I like that they quoted a lot of Shakespeare—as well as “The Raven”—but there was a lot I didn’t get. There were a lot of different types of humor going on there.

SHERER: I actually think I enjoyed it a lot more than you. But I am a closet theater geek. I really love the stage and it is one of the oldest art forms—everything comes from playwriting. I did feel the overacting was a little overwhelming, though. CAMPOS: See, I liked that. When the plot would start to confuse me, the overthe-top acting pulled me back into it. It’s the campiness that won me over! SHERER: I agree with you that the plot was almost too intricate. Their chase scenes were something out of Scooby Doo. And then when they carried out the dummy and “accidentally” slammed it against the wall—it was such simple, playground humor. CAMPOS: Oh, I loved that! I actually thought it was quite sophisticated. SHERER: And I got really confused with that masked ghost-skeleton thing— like, what the hell was that? I got the vampire, the ghost and the werewolf, but I just didn’t know what that other thing was. But I do have to give them thumbsup for a complicated plot with two actors performing eight roles and for compensating with

SAMANTHA CAMPOS: Well, yeah. That’s ‘cause the play was originally written as a satire of several different genres—Hitchcockian mystery, Gothic horror, Victorian melodrama. It was a madcap of styles, really.

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the lighting and sound effects, as well as their ability to be so animated. I think they did a fantastic job. CAMPOS: Definitely. I was spellbound by how quickly they changed gears— and costumes—and never broke out of character. It was like they needed absolutely no transition time to be eight different people. Very impressive. SHERER: I do have to say, the extreme flamboyance of Alcazar’s character—while funny, I just felt it was unnecessary. But Lord Edgar was totally captivating, like a mixture of Will Farrell and Ben Stiller with his facial expressions and his accent… CAMPOS: Okay, I didn’t dig that character so much. The accent—it was much too Cary Grant for me. But I very much enjoyed the dramatics of Lady Enid—that jazz hands fabulousness of her mime-tastic storytelling slayed me. SHERER: I did like that there was a

fine-tuned balance between the two actors—they shared the stage, giving each other the room to capture the audience. I found myself drawn into one, and then the other. And I loved the duet they sang with the `ukulele. I thought it was cute. CAMPOS: I loved that too but wondered about the significance. Like, there was just so much going on, you know? What’s next—a dancing monkey? SHERER: Well, anyway, they were highly skillful thespians. I think that’s a good example of what thespians are—they were giving examples of what the art form is. And the tongue-in-cheek dialogue mixed with slapstick physicality was very effective. It was entertaining. And very funny. CAMPOS: You just wanted to say “thespians.” SHERER: I did. MTW

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“The Mystery of Irma Vep, a Penny Dreadful” Friday-Sunday, now through Dec. 3. Charles Ludlam’s sidesplitting gothic spoof uses the sleight-of-hand magic trick of two actors playing eight roles, requiring constant costume, wig and personality shifts that will keep you laughing as the mystery unfolds. $18, $16, $12. Fri and Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m. Iao Theater, 242-6969 or www.mauionstage.com. “Scrooged!” - Friday-Sunday, now through Dec. 17. Based on the Charles Dickens’ beloved classic A Christmas Carol, Scrooged! tells the story of miserly Ebenezer Scrooge and his humbling visit by the ghosts of Christmas. $18, $15. Fri and Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen K Center, mauiacademy.org, or 244-8760. Ebb & Flow Ensemble - Thursday, Nov. 30. Robert Pollock, composer, pianist and founder of Ebb & Flow Arts, with principals from the Honolulu Symphony: Scott Anderson, clarinet; Ignace Jang, violin; and Mark Votapek, cello. Ebb & Flow features the premieres of recently commissioned international works and Pollock's own Mana Loa Quartet, plus contemporary favorites. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Mele O Ea - Saturday, Dec. 2. Songs of Sovereignty with live performances by local favorites Marty Dread, The Easy and Crazy Fingers, as well as musicians from neighbor islands and new CD release from Henry NoaAdisa Omar. $10. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Kauhikoa Rd. and Haiku Rd., 269-0857, 269-1212, or 244-0788. Andy Bumatai - Saturday, Dec. 2. From the TV special “All in the `Ohana” to the Monarch Room of The Royal Hawaiian Hotel, Andy has tickled audience funny bones from the islands to the mainland. An island boy by birth, he lived for a time in the Los Angeles area where he made the improvisation circuit and worked his way up to opening for major concert stars, from Tom Jones to the Beach Boys. Now he’s back to his roots and serving up one laff riot! Tickets: $34, $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469. The MisMatch Game - Tuesday, Dec. 5. Watch a fake T.V. show live! Two contestants and a panel of participants answer fill in the blank questions and try to come up with the same answers... or

The Santaland Diaries - Dec. 7. Coconut Cabaret presents David Sedaris’ brilliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side… through the eyes of a slacker working as a Macy’s elf! Our hero, Crumpet (you have to go by your elf name) weaves a tale of humiliation, bitterness and the occasional celebrity sighting all the while trying to get his big break on One Life To Live. Starring John Michael Beck. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469 or www.NeoComedy.com. Matato`a - Dec. 8. Matato`a, from Rapa Nui (Easter Island), came together as a family group to promote the music and dance traditions, costumes and body art of Rapa Nui in ways that would inspire their own younger generation as well as rest of the world to listen, watch, learn and enjoy. Their original sound combines modern rhythms and instruments with traditional instruments and ancestral songs: a dynamic fusion of Rapa Nui, Polynesian, reggae, Latino and rock. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Filipino Celebration - Dec. 9. Filipino Centennial Celebration Grand Finale: “Filipinos in Hawaii: 100 Years and Beyond.”A day of family activities to cap off a year of celebration: a multi-cultural extravaganza of arts & crafts, business expo, historical displays and local entertainment, including Vehn Bautista. In the evening, a spectacular concert featuring Martin Nievera and his 9-piece band, guest singer Jasmine Trias. All this and a fireworks display! Tickets: $23. 10 a.m. (daytime festivities). 6 p.m. performance. A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Art Auction - Dec. 10. A fine art charity auction, “Turning Tragedy to Triumph,” held in memory of the late Dr. Richard Perrie, will raise awareness and funds to benefit mental wellness. Proceeds benefit the Aloha House and Hale O Lanakila Clubhouse. Tickets: $100, $75. 12 p.m. (champagne brunch), 2 p.m. (auction) at McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Pops Orchestra - Dec. 10. Maui Pops Orchestra Christmas Concert. Under the direction of the brilliant Maestro Stuart Chafetz, a Maui Christmas Concert filled with holiday music for the entire

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family. Tickets: $35, $25, $20, $10. 3:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Makaha Sons - Dec. 15. For 30 years the Makaha Sons have committed themselves to the perpetuation of traditional Hawaiian music throughout the world. They are one of Hawai‘i’s premiere musical groups, with a vibrant sound, full and rich with harmonies. With Louis “Moon” Kauakahi on guitar, John Koko on bass and Jerome Koko on 12-string guitar, their incomparable arrangements and delightful stage presence have won the allegiance of fans everywhere. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Billy Joel - Dec. 18. It’s the piano man! Billy Joel touches on every phase of his exceptional career, with almost 30 songs, including “Angry Young Man,” “New York State of Mind,” “Uptown Girl,” “Allentown,” “Good Night Saigon” and “We Didn’t Start The Fire,” to name a few. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Wayne Brady - Dec. 28. Known mainly for his hilarious skits on The Wayne Brady Show and Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Brady has most recently starred as the host of Celebrity Duets on Fox Television. He’s hilarious, and he makes Brian Gumble look like Malcom X. Tickets $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Shanghai Circus - Jan. 5 and 6. A perennial favorite for audiences of all ages! Born of a 2500year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence and perfection of form. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending, sly comedics and derring-do by knife-throwers and plate spinners… all laced with traditional Chinese themes and props. Tickets $22, $16, $10. 2 and 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Pink Martini - Jan. 11. “Part language lesson, part Hollywood musical,” this Oregon-based “little big band” is equally at home with its multi-lingual repertoire on concert stages or in smoky bars. With an eclectic, perhaps even eccentric music mix, Pink Martini draws a wildly diverse crowd for its performances. Tickets: $40, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Pipi Holo Ka‘ao - Jan. 13. “Continuing the Story” Three halau interpret, through chant dance and

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song, some of the stories of Pele that are specific to Maui. Tickets: $15. 3 p.m., MACC, 242-7469. Barefoot Natives - Jan. 13. Willie K and Eric Gilliom: each is a star in his own right on the Hawaiian entertainment scene; together they make one dynamic duo. A fun blend of great music and good humor. Tickets: $10, $28, $37. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Chanticleer - Jan. 14. Hailed by New Yorker magazine as “America’s favorite choral ensemble” and praised by the Los Angeles Times for “luxurious perfection,” the Grammy Award-winning Chanticleer presents a powerful and unusual exploration of chant and other transcendent vocal expression. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Marga Gomez - Jan. 18. Marga Gomez: "A Line Around The Block." The story of a Cuban comedian, a Puerto Rican belly dancer, their lesbian spawn, and the American Dream. Critically acclaimed writer-performer Marga Gomez combines her signature blend of hilarious storytellling, emotional muscle, and spirited physicality in a powerful evening of theater. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows are free. U2 Tribute - Fri and Sat, Dec. 1-2. Matt Easter, Bono’s cousin and impersonator, looks and sounds a lot like the real thing. Two shows: Fri, 9 p.m., Lulu’s, Kihei, 879-9944; Sat, 8 p.m., Mulligan’s on the Blue, Wailea, 874-1131. Toy Drive - Now through Dec. 3. Krispy Kreme Today Show Holiday Toy Drive. Take new and unused toys to Krispy Kreme and help make the holidays brighter for a child. Plus you get a free doughnut coupon. Krispy Kreme, Kahului, 893-0883.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30 Wreaths - Montessori School of Maui holiday wreath sale. 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m. 2933 Baldwin Ave,

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1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

Friday 12/01

Saturday 12/02

DJ Shark in the Water $5, 9:30pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Hinterlander No cover, 7:30pm

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

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Kona Wind

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Sunday 12/03 DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

Tribal Seeds $15, 9:45pm

Pito Javier & Rhythm Gate $5, 10pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

Dub Rockers

Conscious Healing Salsa $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

Flavazone 10pm

E & O TRADING CO.

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

No info

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

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MON - Reggae on the Rock w/Marty Dread, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

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Makawao, 573-0374. Folksingers - Join the song circle that tries to keep alive the singer-songwriter tradition of the Great Folk Scare. 6:30 p.m., Ala Lani United Methodist Church, Kahului, 575-9695.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 01 Wreaths - Montessori School of Maui holiday wreath sale. 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m. 2933 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 573-0374. Wine and Cheese - Who Cut the Cheese holds their quaterly wine and cheese tasting. This quarter’s theme, “Viva Espana!” $20. 5 p.m., Bocalino’s, 874-3930. Tree Lighting - Live music, hula dancers and, of course, the lighting of trees. Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, 669-9193. Light It Up - Light up Wailuku by decorating your home, office or store. Singing, prizes, refreshments and fun. Sunset. Wailuku, 249-9710.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 02 Holiday Faire - Haleakala Waldorf School 21st Annual Holiday Faire with a silent auction, local crafts, hands-on “make & take” craft activities, Farmer’s Market, entertainment and ono food. $3. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Haleakala Waldorf School, Kula, 878-2511. Gift Festival - Exclusive shopping offers, light refreshments, free gift wrap, and door prizes! All proceeds going to benefit Maui Charities. $10. 5:30-8:30 p.m., Queen K Center, Kahului, 877-3369. Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace. Banyan Tree - Music, choir, hula, Santa and lighting of the Banyan Tree. 6:30 p.m., Banyan Tree,

Kona Wind No cover, 9pm

Lahaina, 667-9193. Fire Fighters Benefit Concert - 2006 Hawaii Fire Fighters Association Benefit Concert. Featuring: Frank “Pocho Man” DeLima and Big Brother & the Holding Company (Janis Joplin’s Original Band). 7 p.m., Wailuku War Memorial Gymnasium, 545-FIRE.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 03 Wood & Dahlquist Book Signing - Book signing with Paul Wood and Ron Dahlquist on their book Orchid Isles. 2 p.m., Borders Express, Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-6172. Boom, Boom Baby - "Maui's Only Baby Boomer Group" for those born approx. 1945-1955. Fun, topical discussion, potluck, networking and more. 4:30 p.m. Call Elena 573-5313. Taste Italy - Chefs from four South Maui Italian restaurants will offer a selection of signature dishes at “A Taste of Italy” first annual fundraiser. Pasta and ravioli, holy canoli! 4:30-7:30 p.m., Matteo’s (100 Wailea Ike Drive, Wailea), www.mauirotary.org. Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - Every Sun. The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567. “War-Time” Screening - The First Battle: The Battle for Equality in War-Time Hawaii to be screened, followed by a panel discussion. $5. 7 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 04 Badminton - West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton Nights on Mondays. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahiana Civic Center, 661-4685. Choral Arts - Maui Choral Arts Association presents “Joy to the World!” Choruses will be joined by the Festival of Harps "Harpestra" and a very special guest artist, Joy Yu Hoffman, Chinese and Classical Harpist. 7:30 p.m., St. Theresa Church, Kihei, mauimusicarts.org or 870-5560.

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 05 `Ohana Connection - Weekly breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m. 986-0209.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 06 WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Te Tiare Patitifa. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Song and Art - Fri, Dec. 1. Na Mele O Maui student song and art contests which traditional Hawaiian song. $2. 9 a.m.-1:30 p.m., Grand Ballroom, Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa, 661-3271. Grub Benefit - Wed, Dec. 6. Dinner to Benefit Lokelani Intermediate School Science Fair. $8. 57:30 p.m. Lokelani Intermediate School, school dining hall, 875-6800.

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MON - Martini Night, No cover; TUE - New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -Rio Thing w/Renata, $5, 9:30pm

Haiku Hillbillys No cover, 7:30pm

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Monday 12/04 – Wednesday 12/06

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LECTURE Reading & Writing Improvement - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174. GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911. Health - Sat, Dec. 2. Matthew Hammond discusses the general cleansing of all body systems. Free. 9:30-11:30 a.m. Dragon’s Den, 572-2424.

ENVIRONMENTAL Pump Don’t Dump - Sat, Dec. 2. Demonstration to influence boats to pump, not dump. 6:30 a.m. Maalaea Harbor, www.pumpdontdump.com. Coastal Walk - Sat, Dec. 2. Join a guided educational coastal 2-3 hour walk through the Waihe`e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, see ancient fishpond and Heiau. Reservations required. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. www.mauicoastallandtrust.org or 244-5263.

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300. Tai Chi - Mon and Fri, through January. Classes will focus on persons who may want to learn to be Tai Chi trainers throughout Maui. Participants are not required to become trainers. Free. 12 p.m. State Building, High St., Wailuku, 270-7755 or 270-7383. Ocean Challenge - Sat, Dec. 2. Ocean Challenge is a 1-mile swim/2-mile paddle/3-mile kayak/1-mile run. Kam 1 Beach Park, Kihei, trimaui.org or 2803100.

STAGE Auditions - Sat, Dec. 2. Auditions for You Can't Take It With You, Directed by Dale Button. Appointments required. 244-8680.

ART Susan Jenson - Thu, Nov. 30. Susan Jenson will be demonstrating her lauhala weaving and basket making. 3-6 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery, Paia, 579-9245. Elaine Starrett - Thu, Nov. 30. Visionary artist Elaine Starrett will be demonstrating her diverse painting techniques. Maui Hands Gallery, Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667-7997. Zariah Demo - Fri, Dec. 1. The Lahaina Arts Society hosts a painting demonstration by feature artist Zariah, during her exhibition in honor of the divine feminine of Hawaiian Polynesia. 661-0111 or 573-3119. Van Alstine - Every Fri in Dec. Monkey Business linens and bags by mother and daughter team, Linda and Leaf Van Alstine. Leaf will be on hand to discuss the details in producing these handcrafted pieces. Maui Hands, Lahaina, 667-9898. Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194. Reception - Sat, Dec. 2. Opening reception for, "Travels Around The World" by Kathleen

MacDonald and Douglas Chun. 6-8 p.m., Viewpoints Gallery, 572-5979. Hui Holidays - Sat and Sun, Dec. 2-3. Hui No’eau presents, “Inspired Hands; New Work from the Maui Woodworkers’ Guild.” This annual holiday event includes demonstrations in ceramics, jewelry, printmaking, photography, glass and painting. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 572-6560.

POETRY Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

POLITICAL Panel Discussion - Sun, Dec. 3. In conjunction with the exhibit, “The Earth Shakes; Kihanuillmoku Awakens,” this panel discussion will be a community forum to address issues relating to the revitalization, preservation and sustainability of the cultural heritage of native peoples. 1 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

TV/RADIO Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m., Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 5728787. Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri; John Kane. Sat; Harry Troupe. Mon, Tue; Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 6610700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Howard Ahia. Mon, Fri; The Carroll Brothers. Wed; Hau Phat. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

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Thursday 11/30

Friday 12/01

Saturday 12/02

Karaoke

JACQUES

DJ Boomshot $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Kenny Roberts 6pm

ISANA RESTAURANT

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811

Karaoke

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

Sunday 12/03

Monday 12/04 – Wednesday 12/06

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Q103 $6, 10pm

Sirus B Posse $5, 10pm

Halemanu No cover, 10pm

S.I.N. No cover

MON - Joshua, $5, 10pm WED - Tom Cherry Band, $5, 10pm

KIMO’S

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845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

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744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090

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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

DJ mix 10pm

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Rampage 9pm

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Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616. Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. Kimo’s - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Lahaina Store Grille - Wed, JD on the Rocks, 4:30-7:30 p.m.; Sat, Glen Kakugawa, 5-8 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. Leilani’s On The Beach - Thu, JD on the Rocks; Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Friends; Sun, Kilohana; Wed, Scottie Rotten; Thu-Sun sets 2:305 p.m. Wed sets 3:30-5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

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Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. Mango Cafe - Fri, Sat, Sun, Live entertainment. All sets 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929. Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu, Shiro Mori; Fri, Darrin Lenett; Mon, Tue, Gene Argel; Wed, Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m., Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Unisan - Tue, Fri, Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

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Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m. Sun, Terri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700. Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat, Mark Johnston;. Sun, Wed, Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Nightly, Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041. Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Thu, Gene Argel & Makana, 7 p.m.; Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Wed, Trevor Jones. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, All That Jazz Band. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6-10 p.m. Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

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■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Scott Baird; Fri, Kapaole; Sat, Steve Sargenti; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m. Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tavagan; Sun, Ray Gooliak; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Mon, Josh Sumbicay. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth. Lower Courtyard- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends. ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m. Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.

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Thursday 11/30 LOBBY LOUNGE

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Friday 12/01

Saturday 12/02

Sunday 12/03

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Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

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Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

U2 Tribute, No cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

Neto and Salsa Dancing No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Neto and Salsa Dancing, No cover, 9:30pm

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DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

MON - Pie In The Sky, No cover 9pm; TUE and WED DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

Trevor Jones No cover, 9pm

Ryan Silky No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

Johnny Ringo No cover, 10pm

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Backyard Party No cover, 9pm

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

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Erin Smith No cover, 9:30pm

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Karaoke No cover, 10pm

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WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

Closed

MON - Open Mic; TUE - Open Mic; WED - David Choy Quartet, $5, 8pm

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It’s not that you’re stingy, exactly. It’s that you resent overpaying for something you know is available cheaper elsewhere. However, when presented with what you know is a good deal, you’ll part with your cash readily enough. This rationalism extends to your emotional life as well—and that can be just as easily misinterpreted. It simply makes sense to you to weigh options and choose the one that gives you the biggest bang for your “buck.” This week, it might be better to choose a less-than-ideal deal— because it’s a bargain for someone you love.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Meeting new people excites me, in part because of all the stuff they’re likely to expose me to; from artsy stuff like music, books, movies, and so on, to new flavors and experiences that I might never stumble onto on my own. You’d do well to up your curiosity about other people this week. Ask everyone you know: “What are your favorite things?” (I extend that question to you as well. Please send me a list of your five favorite things: sign.language.astrology@gmail.com .) I imagine that at least one of those favorite things you hear about will soon be added to your list of beloved favorites as well.

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So many Aries disdain safety measures. Seatbelts, bike helmets and condoms are regularly shunned. I know you like living life with nothing between you and the world (and its inherent risks), but don’t be stupid. Shit can and does happen. I don’t believe in letting fear rule or limit you. But being the victim of foolhardiness or stupidity is hardly the way to go, either. You can’t protect yourself from pain. Suffering is intrinsic to life. But you can prevent a lot of pointless misery, if you’d just swallow your pride and folly for a while. If you can keep yourself—and, by extension, those who love you—safer, you probably should.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) I don’t particularly believe in God or the preposterous theory of intelligent design, but that doesn’t keep me from appreciating the elegance, ingenuity and beauty of the world we live in. Faith can blind people to logic, but conversely, a purely rational, scientific approach to life can rob people of their ability to really see and appreciate beauty and grace. Taureans are generally curiously immune to either extreme; no matter how scientific you become, you are never unable to appreciate gorgeousness when you encounter it, and your faith rarely, if ever, blinds you to rationality. A few of those you know could benefit from walking this elegant middle path. Won’t you share it with them?

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What I love about you are all the stupid choices you make. You’re a leap-before-you-looker; that’s part of what makes your life so exciting. But every once in a while the aftermath of your lack of foresight catches up with you, and you have to deal with the consequences of your bad decisions. At these times, you’ll find your allies are understandably reluctant to help dig you out of the hole you dug yourself despite their advice. This week you can avert disaster. That means ignoring your own whims in favor of your friends’ well-established wisdom.

Most Pisceans, whether they admit it or not, spend at least some period of their adult lives looking or longing for someone to take care of them, someone who can help them cope with the sharp edges of harsh reality. Some Pisces find someone willing to play that role, for a time, but most have to learn to deal on their own. What happens, then, when someone comes along and promises to carry some or all of that burden for you, long after you’ve learned to carry it on your own? This week you may be offered something along these lines. What will you decide?

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Quit waiting for that damn phone to ring. You’ve got to get on with your life, and have enough confidence to truly believe that anyone who’s not getting on the bandwagon is missing out. You can’t force people to enjoy or appreciate what you’ve got to offer. That’s meaningless, pointless and depressing unless they come to that on their own—and in their own time. Of course, for them, it may be too late. Not for you, though—you’ll have found some new admirers (who really get you) by then.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Leos need structure. Total freedom is highly overrated. You actually need a schedule and routine more than you admit. You thrive when there are rules to bend, break or, yes, obey, boundaries to stretch, stray from, or abide by, and obligations to shirk or come through on. A week or three of absolute liberty is a pleasant vacation. More than that and it’s a restless, unenjoyable limbo. Don’t strive too hard to escape the strictures of your life. Loosen them, maybe—but never forget that resisting them (and using them to harness your strength) is part of what makes you feel alive.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Spontaneity is hard for you. It’s not that you’re inflexible or overly ruffled by the unexpected. It’s just that you’re so damn busy. Your life is so over-scheduled that being spontaneous means blowing off some important task or pre-arranged meeting; that, in turn, has a domino effect on the rest of your carefully-calibrated life. But what if you built a bit of slack-time into your schedule, to accommodate the unexpected? You can never know when they’ll occur, but allowing for the (very strong) possibility of surprises this week would definitely be a good idea.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Don’t let all the resistance you’re likely to experience this week get you down. Take it as a compliment, that so many people have allied against you. They think you’re dangerous—and in this case that’s a good thing, because they’re all kinds of messed up. If you know, in your heart of hearts that what you’re up to is the good and honorable thing to do—and it’s right for you—please feel free to ignore those who oppose you. They’re just plain wrong, and they’ll apologize for their error in judgment after you prove it.

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