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• Sand Castle Many of Maui’s beaches are disappearing at an alarming rate. Can we stop the erosion before our economy and way of life crumble into the sea?

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They’re pleading no contest to this charge, as well as another alleging the club failed “to ensure that no employee, while on duty, be permitted to consume any alcoholic beverages.”

Drinking and Dancing Don’t Mix There are eight cases on the Dec. 7, 2006 LC Board of Adjudication agenda, an unusually high number probably due to the fact that the panel hasn’t met since Sept. 7. Most are single-count, no contest deals involving minor decoy sting operations. A couple others deal with alleged over-service. But one case, concerning Paradice Bluz Nightclub & Lounge in Lahaina, stood out above the others.

Going after nightclubs in which customers—employee or not—take their drinks onto the dance floor is a unique and signature part of the Maui County Department of Liquor Control. Then again, so is the requirement that all nightclubs in the county tape-off—or otherwise “designate”—their dance floors and then rigorously police the rest of the club to make sure no dancing is

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The reason, of course, is safety—can’t have drinks getting spilled on dancers or dancers blocking aisles and such. Most communities are content to let the local fire department concern itself with such capacity issues, but not Maui.

To reiterate: Paradice Bluz is facing up to a $2,000 fine for allowing someone to take a drink onto its dance floor. If that seems excessive in any way, then you obviously haven’t paid much attention to the LC.

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“I think Malulani Medical Center would be a good thing for Maui,” she said in the paper. And many people—though not state health officials, who nixed the idea back in October—agree. I know Charlie Jencks agrees, because corporate filings for Malulani Health Systems—the local company that will control 20 percent of the proposed hospitals equity (Plano, Texasbased Triad Hospitals, Inc. would hold the rest)— show him as a member of the board of directors. Of course, whether Jencks’ paltry $200 check to Tavares (he’s given a lot more to others) has anything to do with Malulani is difficult to say. His mammoth controversial Wailea 670 project hasn’t exactly been built yet, and Jencks’ bio at the Malulani website lists a host of reasons why he might want to help someone become Maui County Mayor: “President, Maui Contractor’s Association; past Director Maui Public Works; Seabury Hall Board Director; Maui County BSA Council Board & Past President; Board Maui Chamber of Commerce.”

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ehbrah@mauitime.com This goes out to the idiot near Ukumehame who thought it would be cool to use the ocean as his personal driving range. How can you possibly see this as cool? It is littering, pure and simple. Each little golf ball contains the same amount of plastic as a twoliter soda bottle! What the hell were you thinking? There is enough plastic that ends up in our oceans inadvertently without jerks like you purposely polluting it for your own amusement. Are there not enough golf facilities on Maui? Do you think that because golf is predominantly an affluent white pastime that driving balls into the water somehow makes you any better than the meth-heads who dump their burned-out cars on the beach? Wrong! The only difference between you and the jerks who dump their household trash in the middle of the night is that at least they’re smart enough to commit their crime when no one’s around. You’re a thoughtless, arrogant idiot and you do not deserve to live on this island. Consider yourself lucky that I was late driving a friend to the airport or I would have stopped and practiced a few swings of my own.

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD CELEBRITY TRADEMARK NEWS The gruff, former Chicago Bears player and coach Mike Ditka recently teamed with a California winery to sell a signature line of wines, including a premium taste retailing for $50 a bottle. And actor Andy Griffith filed a lawsuit in November demanding that the former William Fenrick change his legal name back from “Andy Griffith,” which he admitted he acquired only to help himself get elected sheriff of Grant County, Wis. (he lost). And a man in China’s Fujian province applied to the government in November to sell female sanitary pads under the trademark “Yao Ming,” catching the superstar pro basketball player’s agents dumbfounded at the man’s audacity.

Among the indigenous rituals that survive today in Madagascar is the quinquennial “turning of the bones,” when families dig up their ancestors’ remains, polish them, show them around the village so the departed can see how things have changed, then re-dress and reinter them. Not to partake is to show disrespect, bring bad luck and risk one’s own unsatisfactory afterlife, according to an October Wall Street Journal dispatch from Antananarivo.

Some churches in Canada have begun actively condemning commercial bottled water—except where no other sanitary water is available— either as environmentally destructive or as the commercialization of God’s gift of life, according to a September report in Toronto’s Globe and Mail. At the same time, in Mumbai, India, as many as 1 million Hindus once again this year ritually dunked hand-made idols of the elephant-headed Ganesh,

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thus worsening the hopelessly polluted waters around the city.

CORPSES MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU Dead candidates continued to enjoy electoral success, with at least four winning hard-fought races in November.

Katherine Dunton tied in an Alaska school board race but, though dead, won the coin toss and was elected. Glenda Dawson won her Texas state House seat, thanks in part to a colorful campaign mailer that went out a month after her death, touting her achievements but making no campaign promises. And Sam Duncan won a seat on a North Carolina county soil and conservation board, which was such a low-key race that even some of his backers were surprised to learn after the election that he had died in September.

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KIDS THESE DAYS Bryan Hathaway, 20, was arrested in Superior, Wis., in October and charged with molesting a deer carcass that he said had sexually aroused him when he saw it in a ditch. Hathaway’s lawyer has raised the defense that the anti-bestiality law only applies to sex with live animals.

THIS WEEK IN WACKY DRUNKS Twice in October, motorists were arrested for DUI after driving up to the security guard house at the nuclear power plant in Braidwood, Ill., by mistake. According to police, Lloyd Kuykendall, 38, drove up and handed the guard $1, thinking it was a highway toll booth; 10 days later, Stanislaw Drobrzawski, 51, tried to align his car with the guard house, thinking it was a gas station pump. And in Des Moines, Iowa, in October, customer Michelle Marie Engler, 45, was arrested for public intoxication at the Big Tomato Pizza restaurant after boisterously demanding to know why her food was taking so long. An employee explained that she hadn’t ordered yet. MTW

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e like to think of our island’s beaches as our playground.

Kicking back on a blanket of warm golden sand while listening to the crescendo of crashing waves seems to dissipate whatever problems we might have into the air like spindrift off cresting white-water barrels. A great deal of Maui’s economy— like mega-resorts and ocean activities—rests on these beaches as well.

Even children learn that building castles on sand is risky, and Maui is learning that now. Because of global warming and a host of man-made actions, Maui’s beaches are eroding away at an alarming rate.

For more than a decade, Dr. Chip Fletcher, Professor and Chair of the Department of Geology and Geophysics at the University of Hawai`i at Manoa has been working to provide valid research to help planners and decision makers understand how to care for and help mitigate beach erosion issues around the state. His research is striking.

Between 1949 and 1997, West Maui, Kihei and the North Shore saw erosion rates averaging about one foot per year. That translates into a 20 percent loss in beach width or roughly five linear miles of beach completely lost. Considering environmental impacts—and especially if sea-level continues to rise— Fletcher believes that over the next 25 to 50 years, Hawai`i will see one beach after another disappear until there are only a handful left on each island.

“There is no easy or inexpensive solution to this problem,” he says.

Derived from coral and seashells, Maui’s sand is a precious natural resource. Broken off the reef from the impact of ocean waves or the munching of reef fish, these calcareous skeletons and shells become golden grains of sand. Taking millions of years to build a reef and the symbiotic ecosystem, sand derived from this source is finite.

“Reefs are simply not as prolific a source of sand,” Fletcher says of Maui’s narrow beaches. “Because of erosion, these skinny beaches are starving and are beginning to look anorexic.”

Fletcher’s work shows that in West Maui, the average beach

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width has narrowed by 25 percent. The greatest narrowing occurred in Alaeloa (38 percent), Honokowai (36 percent), Launiupoko (34 percent) and Hekili (35 percent). Since the end of World War II, West Maui has lost 2.8 miles of beaches, with the worst erosion at Kahana, Honokowai, Wahikuli, Lahaina, and Launiupoko. here are several reasons for the steady disappearance of Maui’s beaches. Hurricanes, tsunami inundation, waves and currents have all contributed to beach erosion.

There’s the melting of the Greenland and the West Antarctic ice sheets and the warming of the atmosphere. Rising ocean temperatures are deteriorating Hawai`i’s coral reefs, which support the diversity of marine life and are the source of our lightcolored sand.

Then there’s the rise in the sea level. Fletcher says globally, sea level has risen four to eight inches over the past century.

“But a pair of satellites that have been mapping the ocean surface for more than a decade and a half have recorded accelerations in the rate of sea-level rise,” Fletcher says. “The latest sea level research in 2006 shows an average increase of global mean sea level to over 12 inches per century from 1993-2005.

This rate is more than 50 percent greater than the average rate of the last 50 years.”

Human manipulation of the beach—activities like sand mining and shoreline armoring—has also caused a dangerous imbalance in our shoreline’s natural processes.

“The effects of rising sea level and coastal erosion do not necessarily threaten an active shoreline if humans do not tamper with the beach,” Maui County Coastal Resources and Shoreline planner Thorne Abbott says.

In its natural state, the beach will migrate landward and erode the sandy upland area, says Abbott. Eventually, the sediment that is eroded from the upland will become part of active beach and the beach is maintained. “Unfortunately, man’s actions to save land and private property interrupt this natural process of sand movement, depriving the system of needed

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sand and creating a deficit in the sand budget,” Abbott says During the 1970’s and the 1980’s, development on Maui’s shoreline burgeoned. Along the West, South and North shores, houses, condominiums, hotels and timeshares began to crowd the coastline. To protect investments from the pulverizing force of the ocean, landowners built seawalls and revetments to try and halt erosion.

But this temporary “securing” of the beach has taken place at the expense of the adjacent beaches and communities. “Even in the late 1970’s, government agencies recommended hardening the shoreline to respond to erosion crisis,” Abbott says. “Today, we now recognize that seawalls and revetments can exasperate erosion on sandy shorelines.” urrently, the only means of shore protection activity supported by state, county and federal agencies is beach nourishment. “Placing high quality, low silt, clean sands at strategic times and at specific locations will compensate for a sand ‘short-fall’ when the natural source of the beach’s sand is impounded by structures or its movement hindered by walls,” Abbott says.

In other words, nourishing a beach requires more than dumping sand from anywhere onto the shoreline. To assure the health of the reef ecosystem, beach nourishment projects require clean sand similar in color, granule size and chemical make-up to what would naturally be found on the depleted beach. The sand should also be local—imported sand derived from a different source will stress the environment, and could kill the sea life that burrow near the shoreline.

Maui has two sources of compatible sand: the inland dunes located off the Central Valley and beach sand that has resettled on the ocean floor.

Maui’s inland dunes are considered an easily accessible source of sand. But local concrete companies have largely scooped up these dunes for concrete production. Nearly mined to extinction, this resource now makes up the foundations of new buildings and roads—some on Maui, but mostly on Oahu.

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Today the companies Hawaiian Cement and Ameron are excavating the last undeveloped dunes in Maui Lani and Lower Waikapu.

Earlier this year, officials with Mayor Alan Arakawa’s administration prepared the Maui Inland Sand Resource Quantification Study. Their goal was to quantify how many of the inland’s golden grains are left. According to the report, the two companies send approximately 244,000 tons of sand every year to Honolulu for use in ready mix concrete, with another 74,000 tons used on Maui.

In 2004, 63 sand barges left Maui, another 96 in 2005 and an estimated 90 barges will shove off this year. If mining continues at this pace, the study concluded that our sand dunes would disappear entirely in just five to seven years. For that reason Arakawa proposed a possible moratorium. The Maui County Council is currently reviewing its legal options.

“I equate the loss of our sand resources with the loss of Hawai`i’s `iliahi [sandalwood] trees,” Maui County Environmental Coordinator Rob Parsons says. “This precious resource and corresponding ecosystems were depleted to nearly nothing in a few short decades.”

In the 1800’s loggers harvested Hawai`i’s `iliahi forests to near extinction for the sandalwood trade with China. Maui’s forests never recovered.

Getting to the second source of sand for beach nourishment requires dredging the ocean floor out to the offshore channels. But even that oversimplifies the logistics of such an operation: first, officials have to find the sand fields. Then, they need to test the area to see if the material is still pretty white sand or if it’s become gray and dirty from silt, and plant and animal waste.

In the past, dredging sand has been considered too expensive when compared to mining inland dune sand. Considering that the inland dunes are now nearly depleted, as well as the cost of trucking the sand—including the wear and tear on our roads—many experts hope dredging may become the more cost-effective solution.

While workers have dredged sand from local boat harbors for beach nourishment, offshore sand dredging is new to Hawai`i. Dolan Eversole, Coastal Geologist at the University of Hawai`i Sea Grant College Program, is leading the state’s first offshore dredging project using state-of-the-art offshore sand pumping technologies.

The starving, “anorexic” beach they want to plump up—Hawai`i’s world famous Waikiki. Today, the beach is so narrow in places that the tourists are nearly stacked on each other to get a piece of it.

In November, workers vacuumed 10,000 cubic yards of sand off the ocean floor 2,000 feet off the coast of Waikiki beach, which they then used to replenish Kuhio Beach, which fronts some of Waikiki’s most popular hotels. It’s those hotels, built right on the shoreline, that explain why the beach has largely disappeared.

The dredging and placement of sand cost approximately $452,000, with an additional $20,000 spent on the follow-up water quality monitoring and environmental surveys. Officials will use the data obtained from this pilot project to establish appropriate environmental and design parameters, cost estimates, pumping system designs and production rates for future beach replenishment efforts.

“This project proves that the technology is available in Hawai`i,” Eversole says. “I’m hopeful the Waikiki project can serve as an example for potential projects on Maui.” ven if the Waikiki replenishment proves successful, it may not solve our beach erosion problems. UH Professor Chip Fletcher believes the economy to support the tens of millions needed to build and maintain beaches is only found in a few locations around the islands. He thinks beach nourishment may only be a short-term solution to a long-term problem. “Do we want to keep our beaches for one, five or 50 years, and which beaches do we commit to?” he asks.

Fletcher believes the most effective long-term approach is for the county to identify healthy beaches on sandy coastal land that have not yet been developed, then buy the land to prevent hotels and houses going up.

“As the land erodes with sea-level rise, sand will be released and feed the beach, keeping it healthy,” he says. “The initial cost of buying the land will be high, but ongoing costs will be negligible. Our grandchildren will thank us for making the investment in their future.

Fletcher believes counties should go back to the beach parks and try to bring them back to their original state. That means testing the land behind the beach to assure that it’s sand-rich, as well as removing or redesigning the seawalls and building up the dunes behind the beach.

“It’s odd how many of our beach parks are missing beaches,” Fletcher says. “Every county has beachless beach parks. It’s worth another look at these and asking if we can do a better job.”

Fletcher doesn’t believe the loss of our beaches will bring Hawai`i’s tourism industry to a screech-

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ing halt. He says many tourists are content to stay at the lavish resorts that provide a simulated beach environment around their pools. The real problem, he says, is that the local community will suffer.

“As an ocean community, the loss of our beaches will mean loss of access to the ocean, the ability to race canoes, learning to surf and swim and the loss of those activities most of us like to do after work and on the weekends,” he says. “Local life will be changed dramatically.” MTW

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ONO KINEGRINDS

BY LILIANA BEGLEY LILIANA@MAUITIME.COM

Some Like It Hot How Bangkok Cuisine saved my family from certain death This time last year I was pregnant and angry. I was pro-having another little munchkin around the house and con-actually cooking it in my uterus for nine freaking months. I’m more into the whole growing them in a cabbage patch, or having a large stork drop one off on my doorstep potty trained and weaned.

Maternity-wear? No, thanks. The miracle of life doesn’t have anything on a good pair of skinny jeans.

Bangkok Cuisine

PHOTOS: BILL GEOGHEGAN

Open Lunch 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Dinner 5- 9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $

Can I get an Amen, Sisters? A-men.

So anyway, I was huge. Okay, granted I wasn’t hugehuge (I’ve seen some gargantuan pregnant women lately), but a final weigh-in of 135 for a former size zero felt positively bovine at 38 weeks. Don’t hate me because I have the metabolism of a rabid ferret.

By the third trimester, all I did was eat, sleep, cry and moo.

Conversations in my household started to degenerate, as did my fledgling marriage.

Actual telephone

conversation, dated 11/20/05: Hubby: [feigning “happy voice”] Hi Honey! How was your day?

Me: Moo. Hubby: That good, huh? Did you manage to wash any of my socks? I’ve been out of socks and yours are a little small on me.

Me: [angry] Moo Moo, Moo, Moo. Hubby: I understand. You’re tired. [Incoherent mumbling... the words “lazy bitch” are suspected] Me: Moo? Hubby: Okay, well you just sit there and relax. When I get done with my 12-hour workday I’ll pick up some dinner at Bangkok Cuisine for us. How does that sound?

Me: Don’t forget dessert.

Hubby: I love you. Bye. Me: Moo. The magic words in this conversation are “Bangkok Cuisine.”

It was my craving of choice.

Originally, they were in Paia where Jacques is now. About five years ago they moved over to Kahului, next to FedEx Kinkos.

Their yummy pad Thai noodles have seen me through the best of times and the worst of times—pregnancies, pseudodivorces, young love and well, you get my drift.

Yeah, Maui’s got a lot of Thai food. Bangkok Cuisine is my favorite, hands down. The service is totally awesome—quick and friendly. The prices are fair. Two people can eat and drink until the cows come home for under $40. The ambiance is warm, with a bunch of cool Thai tapestries and figurines decorating the place.

My favorite dish is the Panang Chicken curry.

You can get it with chicken, beef or veggies done up mild, medium or hot. Just a tip from a girl who drowns everything in Tabasco—hot is freaking tongue-on-fire hot. Go for the medium. Trust me.

They also offer great starters like the beef or chicken satays and fresh soups and salads. The Cornish game hen is a carnivore’s dream, but vegetarians will be thrilled that almost everything can be prepared to their taste.

They have a nice selection of beer, but no hard liquor. Their Thai iced tea is awesome and sweet Yum Pla Dib (above) and Owner John Southammavong’s Family (left)

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enough to send you into a hyperglycemic stupor. My favorite dessert? Tapioca in warm coconut milk. I scoff in the face of cholesterol. I’d sacrifice an artery any day for seconds.

So if you’re pregnant, angry or just plain hungry for the best Thai food on the island, head on over to Bangkok Cuisine. You’ll leave with a new attitude and new addiction.

It could be worse. You could be mooing. Than again, if you go crazy on the Tapioca you’ll be mooing anyway. MTW

Owner John Southammavong

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

CENTRAL MAUI Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawaii - Japanese and

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Mañana Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th,

a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-

Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St.,

11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono

0852. $$

Wailuku, 244-8282. $

St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

Cami’s Coffee Shop and Lounge - Coffee and

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10

pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350 Hoohana St.,

a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033.

p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Kahului, 871-2182.

$

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and

4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha

local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.;

Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977.

local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 877-

9080.

AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:458:30 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-

8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.;

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30

$$

Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2

7782. $

p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276.

a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana

$ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-

Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $

F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy

Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $

p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440

Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092

Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F,

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.

Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-

10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului,

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver.150 Hana Hwy.,

Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

Kahului, 877-1414. $$

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title.

Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot

Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23,

bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. SuF, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main

1850. $ Daily,

893-1628. $

Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30

p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant -

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6

7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30

a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $

Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6

p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Kahili - Lunch with a view. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3

St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $

p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who

Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-

Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355

E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275

9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave,

Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen

Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $

Kahului, 877-7776. $

8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center,

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local Filipino. M-

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F,

877-5588.

Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului,

6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6

6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $

877-2400. $

Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$

p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $

Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m.

Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food.

El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su,

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th,

325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $

M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days

8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30

a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10

St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-

276-2349 for banquets. $

a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8

7888. $

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa,

Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8

a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local Japanese. Daily, 8:30

11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395

p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku,

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11

a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $

242-8580. $

a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $

St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German

Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European,

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pas-

Ohana Cafe - Healthy breakfast and lunch com-

cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9

American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335

tries. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-

fort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St.,

p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

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Wailuku, 244-5950. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef,

Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sand-

food. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-

sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N.

wiches. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 875-

8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei,

4244. $

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su,

874-8600. $

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees,

restaurant featuring different foods every

Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6

BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full

sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-

night. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach

a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188.

9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799.

Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30

$$

$

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower

a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle

Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian

Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $

dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9

food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-

Royal Island Drive In - M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9

Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian

a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $

7782. $

p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St.,

entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Daily, 10:30-2

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses,

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or din-

Wailuku, 242-8813. $

a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies

ner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch

and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei

take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot

9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahu-

Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

dogs, potato salad and saimin. Daily, 11 a.m.-10

manu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai in a casual gar-

Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu,

den setting. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30

saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30

p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service.

Tom’s MiniMart - M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 244-2323. $

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7

Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches,

p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $

salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-

vegetarian items and daily specials. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-

8688. $

9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei,

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

875-2910. $

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps,

1234. $$

salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa,

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5

10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S.

p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront

M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30

Unisan - Sushi bar, and eclectic cuisine, with full bar.

p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew,

Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11

along with seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10

p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St.,

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood,

Kahului, 873-4847. $

steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9

with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four

p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable

St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $

Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St.,

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-

Wailuku, 242-7928. $

a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426.

8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $

$$

Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava

a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-

with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches.

featuring Pacific Rim seafood. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960

0700. $

a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd.,

Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-

S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

Kahului, 871-1414. $

4700. $

Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and din-

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to

ner. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena

891-8600. $

Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$

Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, sal-

0828. $

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Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts,

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood,

breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-

chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd.,

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30

ads, entrees and daily specials. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave.,

874-0788. $

p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-

2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$

Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9

1368. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa, 11

p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3

a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd,

a.m.-9

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere.

p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani,

Kihei, 879-9033. $

Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $

5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cui-

Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and

food store with a salad bar and healthy pre-made

a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9

sine and full wine list. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S.

an extensive wine list. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.

options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

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Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, sal-

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib,

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, par-

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selec-

ads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa, 5 p.m.-2

grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. Daily, 11

fait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. Daily,

tion of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.;

a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $

a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $

Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-

Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet and a la carte.

Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-1

Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-

a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea

a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei

10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$

Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$

0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303

Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish

and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Nightly, 5-

Blue Ahi and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food

pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. Daily, 8

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Mmmmmm. Meaty

9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext.

service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-

a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui

9944. $

4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd,

Kihei, 874-1811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd.,

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and

Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-

elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh

Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi

9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$

fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani,

bar and late night menu. Su-M, 5-10 p.m.; Tu-W,

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and

Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai

Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Italian food and excel-

874-TACO. $

lent wines. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat,

Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes.

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and

Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-

fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui

0414. $

Mall, 891-1400. $

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-

seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches.

5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$

Daily, 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-

5:30-10p.m.; Th-Sa, 5:30-1:30a.m. 1881 S. Kihei

Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian cuisine dining near the water’s edge.

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

low salt and wheat free. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Dr., 874-8880. $$$

Nightly,

5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine.

Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m.

1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine.

M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei

Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30

1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa,

a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The

Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8

baby, yeah! Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei

Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $

p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1333. $

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Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.2p.m. and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel,

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1/2 PRICE ENTREES

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $

Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei

Rd., 874-3779. $$

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-

Tuesdays 5pm - Midnight

and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

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Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese

Down to Earth - Natural foods store with hot and

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Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall

and Korean dishes. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169

BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488. $

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sand-

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine.

wiches. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei

Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144.

Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $

$

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a

sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list.

charming atmosphere. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly,

Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei,

5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

879-8711. $$

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking F-

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food;

Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810

soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials.

Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m.

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive

1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The

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20 Hauoli Steet, Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

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Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-

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Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd.,

Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin

Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. W-Su, 7

Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-

a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala

9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088.

Highway, 878-1535. $

$$

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie.

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily, 11

We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd.,

a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea,

878-1313. $$

874-1234. $$

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.;

Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads,

F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

dessert. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. In Whaler’s

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily,

General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039.

6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-

$

9363. $

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific

Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-

cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical

4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-

flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd.,

Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

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Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas

E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su,

favorite restaurant.” Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m.

and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$

and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau,

730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m.

579-8488. $$$

Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cui-

505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Mana Foods - This natural food store also

sine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina,

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30

661-9491. $$

3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888.

p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by

$

Milagros - South American cuisine with

waterfalls and palm trees. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12

island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K

a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily,

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch

Asian Cuisine

7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

for vegetarians and meat eaters. Daily, 8

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with

5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-

“Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m.

9999. $

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood take-out

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-

8939. $$$

or sit down. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A

2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina,

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining

Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. M-

661-0937. $$

dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.,

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126

661-3160. $$

Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n

Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375

Castaway Cafe - Beachside America. Daily, 7:30

roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900

W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-

Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

9091. $

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style

na. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8

coffeehouse. Daily, 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m.

Ave., 572-7808. $

a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cui-

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge

sine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chick-

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican canti-

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy

and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku

Marketplace, 575-9588. $

a.m.-2

p.m.;

Nightly,

5-10

p.m.

4474

L.

7572. $

Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. MF, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

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4405

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining,

2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0660. $

1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9

Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St.,

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset

Lahaina, 667-5444. $

views. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina,

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8

661-8422. $$$

p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali,

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast,

667-0968. $

burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood,

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island

pasta and stir fry. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843

favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street,

Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

Lahaina, 661-5648.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. M-

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.

Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower

Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $

Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily,

The Bakery - Freshly baked breads, pas-

cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-

11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

tries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1

10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily,

food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina,

7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy,

661-6193. $

Kahana, 669-5000. $

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and

9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina

kabobs.

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and

Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St.,

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous

Lahaina, 667-4051. $

11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K

Aloha Bento - 1036 Limahana Pl., G2,

Lahaina, 661-4888.

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

3322. $

p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic.

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa,

Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema

11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina

Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.

Square, 661-4370. $

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cui-

Daily,

9

a.m.-9:30

Fairway Shops in Ka’anapali Call us for a menu fax

661-0660

I’O Restaurant Wine Club

Celebrates the Top 100 Wines of 2006

Join Us on

en sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-

Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

China Bowl

p.m.

Lahaina

Dec. 14 at 5:30pm. For Samples of Wines Paired With Our Cuisine. $45/person RSVP

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Hula Pie. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St.,

Every Night

Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St.,

Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

features an

In House DJ Mix for the After Hours Crowd It’s assured to get you out of your seat & dancing 10pm until closing

Hawaiian twist. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz

sine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina

Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$

p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K

Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American with late night

744 Front Street

in Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m.

a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

2nd Floor & Rooftop

2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Lahaina, 661-7082. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties pre-

Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly

pared with fresh island fish. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$

p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd.,

from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua,

831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily,

Kahana, 669-3539. $$

661-8466. $$$

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh

6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali,

Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serv-

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, cal-

seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily,

667-2525. $

ing American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St.,

zones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee

11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian

Lahaina, 661-8558. $

St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

9090. $$

steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani

Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11

Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cui-

Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

sine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, sum-

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10

mer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly

and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee

p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties,

612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.;

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11

Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali,

a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

661-0011. $$

2288. $$$

Lahaina, 661-6633. $

Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10

p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

whole grains cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.;

p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking),

Sa, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307

Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine. Daily,

Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.;

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough

F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina,

said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St,

661-7888. $

Lahaina, 667-2663. $

Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, sal-

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front

ads and Greek gyros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cui-

St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,

661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

sine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000

Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

’s

3474. $$

an

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

lm

rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m.

4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-

El

a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

k

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe

ar

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7

665-6262. $

“Who said a great meal has to be expensive”

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options. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza,

ef

10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema

Center, 661-6628. $

Ch

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ

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• Pizzas • Sandwiches • Nightly Seafood Specials

Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

•Pastas

170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly

Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5

from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana,

• Salads

667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an

p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$

upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar.

Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern -

Lahaina, 667-7758. $

American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village,

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna

Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and

pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema

Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Sushi and

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10

pupus only Th-F, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 600 Office Rd.,

p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina,

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and

661-0985. $

5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili,

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese.

5-10

p.m.

• Wine

fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina,

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish

Nightly,

• Beer

Maui

Marriott,

Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily,

669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.

Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$

nothing over $15.95

Non-Dairy Mozzarella Available NOW! Plus, Brown Rice Pasta!

Wheat & Gluten Free!

50¢ extra / Cooked to order so it takes a few minutes longer

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First Light Wednesday (Dec. 13), at the Castle Theater [FILM FEST] One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is the First Light Film Festival.

The movies featured at First Light are the cream of the crop for mainstream cinema. This is the nominated group of movies competing for the coveted Oscar Awards. The idea of seeing mainstream films doesn’t necessarily motivate me to the movies. What does is seeing a film at the Castle Theater. On numerous occasions I’ve seen movies there that have made a lasting impression. Most of the time these are movies that I wouldn’t get to see at the other venues on the island, films like Waking Life, The Red Violin, and What the Bleep? Even what I would call a “so-so” movie becomes a little better because of the grand atmosphere of this venue. So what if you can’t eat popcorn and swill down a Coke inside the theater? Better yet, there’s a bar right outside. The bar is part of the Candlelight Café, where you’ll also find delicious food and even better desserts. First Light Film Festival runs Dec. 13 through Jan. 1. See film times and descriptions on p.

27. For more info, visit www.mauifilmfestival.com. [KEITH BENEDICT]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

The Loud Goodbye Saturday (Dec. 9), 5:30 p.m. at Iao Theater [METAL] Heavy metal, as a defined musical style, was born in the ‘70s to the proud parents of blues and hard rock. The closest thing we get to experiencing that supreme progeny here on Maui--and doused with punk influences--is Khrinj. But of course, Khrinj is packing up and splittin’. But at least before they go, they will leave your ears ringing with hard, heavy rock delight at this show, along with four other punk, rock and metal bands with special guests. Tickets: $10. For info, call 298-7569.

THURSDAY

Erin Smith

Dec. 9 S A T U R DAY Underground Playground

Dec. 10 S U N DAY Tribal Seeds

Dec. 11 M O N DAY

Ménage a` Trois Monday

$15 cover

MAUI’S TRUE LIVE MUSIC VENUE

Dec.8 F R I DAY Midnight Lounge

Dec. 12 T U E S DAY

Paradice Bluz X-Mas Party (Invite only)

Dec. 13 W E D N E S DAY Dollar Live Night w/Motor City

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Saturday (Dec. 9), 4-11 p.m. on Molokai [FILM/MUSIC] It’s time for another festival of live music and award-winning films from the folks at MauiFest Hawaii. This time it’s on Molokai and features George Kahumoku, Dennis Kamakahi, Hawaiian Prime Time, Moana’s Hula Halau, Kathy “Tita” Collins and John “Island Style” Cruz! Films include the John Cruz Story, Polynesian Power, Dreams of the Pagan Tattooed Savage, Frank DeLima (30 Years of Laughter), The Shimmering (Keola Beamer Story), Sunday Wind, Wahine O Ke Kai and Of Wind and Waves (The Life of Woody Brown)—all at Kaunakaka`i Ball Park.

Um, hello? John Cruz will be performing! And when was the last time you visited Molokai? You know, that lovely and mellow island across the channel that’s like how Maui was, say, in the 1950’s? Yeah… so close and yet, so far away...

But really it’s not. So paddle, fly or cruise on over for a refreshing weekend getaway. For more info, call 573-5530 or visit www.mauifest.net.

➤➤➤➤➤ FRIDAY ➤➤➤➤➤ SATURDAY ➤➤➤➤➤ SUN

Sunday December 10th Doors open at 8 PM

Dec. 7

T H U R S DAY

Just a Hop, Skip and a Jump Away

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Rated PR

Oh, Sweet Ras-piration!

Tuesday (Dec. 12), 1-5 p.m. at Maui Arts & Cultural Center

Saturday (Dec. 9), 9 p.m. at Life’s a Beach [REGGAE] “Bless up massive!” is the first thing you read on Soul Medic’s website. It goes on to say, “Blazing tunes of higher inspariation and Rastafari conciousness…” It caused me to wonder, were they so stoned in prophetic bliss that they deliberately misspelled, or did they just not smell their spell checker melting down? Beyond that, the sound of Soul Medic—who is a singer, producer, songwriter and DJ—utilizes elements of roots music, lovers’ rock, rub a dub, and hip-hop. He’s recently released an album called Western Cleansing, his second with the Jah Kebra label, and is currently finishing his next album, which will include the single “Ganja Youth.” This weekend’s show also includes Jahworks the Revolutionary with Ras Gabriel and Forward Band, and Pure Fire.

Ticket price TBA, call Life’s a Beach at 891-8010 for more info.

[KEITH BENEDICT]

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[MEDIA WORKSHOP] The art of public relations is an often-undervalued tool for success. Celia Alario is a media strategist, facilitator and affinity marketer with more than 12 years experience supporting grassroots social justice organizations. This workshop will explore PR and publicity tricks for getting your message out to the media and community. Participants are asked to come prepared to share a recent press release, pitch letter or community appeal. To register, or for more info, call 573-8000, ext. 15 or email crystal@innerocean.com. The workshop will be held in the MACC’s Alexa Higashi Meeting Room. Cost: $50.

Ware and Heinkel Tuesday (Dec. 12), 8 p.m. at Café Marc Aurel [FOLK] No it’s not a new sexual position, an undiscovered muscle injury or what your mother might scream at you when you’re late for dinner—you know, like “Ware ‘n Heinkel have you been?!” It’s a cute Christian boy who does indie and folk rock with a talented didgeridoo-ist! Levi Ware grew up in Washington, started a band with his best friend and, after releasing a band album, has recently released his own solo album. In about a month, he’ll be opening for Willie Nelson at the MACC. But this weekend you can have a sneak peek as he joins Frank Heinkel, who is originally from Germany and was drawn to the simple, majestic sound of the didgeridoo after hearing only a clip of it on the radio. Now, after years of playing, it has opened him to new ideas about music and life. And all this in the cozy setting of Café Marc Aurel? Hand me the wine glass! [HEIDI KING]

➤➤➤➤➤MONDAY ➤➤➤➤➤TUESDAY ➤➤➤➤➤WEDNESDAY

In the heart of Olde Makawao Town

WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY with DJ BLAST Casanova’s Famous Ladies Night The Evening That Earned Casanova The Award “Best Late Night In Maui” Music Starts @ 9:45 pm $ 10 cover

Saturday December 9th

Friday December 8th

Back by Popular Demand

Tribal Seeds Roots, Reggae, Rock Music starts at 9:45 pm $ 15 cover

DR. NAT & RIO RITMO Samba y Salsa y Ritmo Latino Music starts at 10 pm $ 10 cover

Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova.

For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com

Monday Nights 10PM 900 Front St. • 667-7400 • Lahaina MAUI TIME WEEKLY

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

The Subjunctive Arbus Interview with director Steven Shainberg Director Steven Shainberg’s long awaited follow-up to his groundbreaking film Secretary (2002) is an antibiopic that dares to read between the lines of its subject’s life rather than replay the common knowledge events of photographer Diane Arbus’ life.

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus Rated R/120 mins.

Only a few factual threads comprise Shainberg’s adventurous tightrope narrative in which Diane (Nicole Kidman) Arbus’ artistic awakening that transported her from repressed daughter, wife and mother to becoming one of the greatest photographic visionaries of the 20th century.

I spoke to Steven Shainberg at the Regency hotel in Manhattan.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: When you decided to make a movie about Diane Arbus, why did you choose to create an imaginary context for the narrative?

STEVEN SHAINBERG: First of all, I don’t personally have any interest in

straight-ahead biopics. I never walk out of a straight-ahead biopic and feel like I genuinely got to know who that person was. I think that they deal with too much time, in general, so they are essentially superficial.

They feel like the greatest hits of a famous person’s life—from dramatic scene to dramatic scene to dramatic scene.

I am interested in making a film about somebody that tells you what you don’t know. It goes into a mystery and it goes into a process. In the case of this film it was essentially unconscious. She [Diane Arbus] didn’t really know what was happening to her in 1958. It was a beautiful transformation that occurred and one of things I have always wondered about her is how did that happen.

How did this woman, in 1958, at the age of 35, married with two kids, doing what she considered to be banal work in her fashion photography studio with her husband, become the Diane Arbus we know?

And that is not a question that can be answered literally.

Brilliant!

When did you first have this idea to create this kind of film?

Years and years ago. It was the only movie I could imagine doing myself. But this is long before I even made a feature.

You know, I have been thinking about this because I was around the pictures when I was a small kid, and my uncle Lawrence was a close friend of hers [Diane Arbus] and I was very conscious of her. And to some extent she was already a kind of mythical figure for me.

So when Ed Pressman and Bonnie

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Timmermann, who controlled the rights to the Bosworth biography, said, “Have you ever heard of Diane Arbus?” I said, “I can’t fucking believe this!” Barbara Streisand was going to do it. Diane Keaton was going to do it. I would think, “Oh no!

I don’t want to see that movie be made, and even worse, I am never going to get to make one.”

So, I have thought about it for a long time, how I had to go after the subject if I ever got the chance. Believe me, when I went in and talked to them about it, they encountered a guy that was not going to leave the room. It was a movie I really wanted to make.

What makes Nicole Kidman work for your vision of Diane Arbus?

You have to understand that since the movie is not a literal vision—it is a dream—I wanted somebody that didn’t look like her, first of all. I wanted some-

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body that would take you into that alternative space. But more importantly what I was really trying to do was find somebody who I felt could portray the inner transformation that she is making.

And if you know Nicole Kidman or if you see her work, she strikes me, and it proves to be true knowing her and working with her, she struck me as a woman of enormous curiosity—somebody who truly wishes, like Arbus, to discover other worlds and to experience those other worlds and to be as intimate as possible with them, to do that with enormous capacity and sensitivity and openness.

When I sat down and talked to her about the script and who Arbus was and what this very particular experience is that we were trying to portray in the film, that is exactly who she seemed to be. And that is exactly what she goes after in life. So there is obviously not an external similarity, but I think there is an internal similarity. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s FirstLight Wednesday, Dec. 13 DAYS OF GLORY - (R) - Drama, War -Time Period, 1944-1945 This film portraits the liberation of Italy and other area’s in the vital stages of the Allied victory. 120 min. (Keith Benedict FUR - (R) - Drama - A loose portrait of Diana Arbus, “one of the greatest photographers of the twentieth century.” Starring Nicole Kidman, Robert Downey Jr. Directed by Steven Shainberg. See Film Critique, p. 26.

113 min. (KB) PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS - (PG13) Drama - Will Smith stars in this based-on-atrue-story about a Dad and his five-year-old son who have to live in a subway bathroom while he tries to better their lives by becoming a stock broker. 118 min. (Heidi King)

New This Week APOCALYPTO - (R) - Action, Adventure Why go see a picture with a cast of unknowns speaking dialogue in ancient Mayan? Because the director is Mel “Are you a Jew?” Gibson, that’s why! Praise Jesus! 138 min. (Anthony Pignataro) THE HOLIDAY - (PG13) - Comedy, Romance - Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz both need to get away. They end up trading houses (one in L.A., one in London) and all the cute, cuddly stuff happens when they meet new men, namely Jude Law and Jack Black.

Ahhhh. 136 min. (HK) SHUT UP AND SING - (R) - Documentary -

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Follows the Dixie Chicks from super stardom, to saying they don’t like President Bush, to death threats and drama. 99 min. (HK) UNACCOMPANIED MINORS - (PG) - Comedy - A blizzard traps a bunch of insufferables in an airport terminal during the holidays. Stars a bunch of people I never heard of and comedian Lewis Black, who must really need the money. 89 min. (AP) BLOOD DIAMOND - (R) - Drama, Thriller - Leo DiCaprio horrifies—with his fake accent! Ha! Oh, anyway, 1970’s Sierra Leone is in chaos, a man finds a diamond and it gets him into sticky situations. 138 min. (HK) FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION - (PG13) Comedy - Christopher Guest and his usual crew bring us a movie about the silliness surrounding the making of a movie called “Home for Purim.”

Will either be really good or less funny than Rocky Balboa. 86 min. (AP) THE NATIVITY STORY - (PG) - Drama, Religion Hallelujah, praise the Lawd! Tis the season of commerce, and Christ’s supposed birth. This film depicts Mary and Joseph’s journey from Nazareth to Bethlehem to witness the birth of Jesus. 115 min. (KB) TURISTAS - (R) - Thriller - Three Americans travel to Brazil in search of fun and adventure. After they find themselves drugged, robbed, and penniless, the group seeks escape from the worsening situation. 89 min. (KB)

SHOWTIMES Stars Daniel Craig as Bond. 144 min. (AP) CELESTINE PROPHECY - (PG) - Drama, Adventure - Through a random chain of events, John Woodson finds himself in Peru on the path to find the Celestine Prophecy which supposedly unlocks the mystery that is life and happiness. Is that where self actualization is—Peru? How much are tickets? 100 min. (HK) DECK THE HALLS - (PG) - Comedy, Holiday Matthew Broderick and Danny Devito face of to see who is more Christmas-ier. Cheesy, feelgood, family fun. 95 min. (HK) DEJA VU - (R) - Action, Thriller - Denzel Washington is trying to do as much good as possible when he finds his colleagues have discovered a way to fold time and change events.

Denzel Washington in an action, thriller called “Deja vu”? Isn’t that ironic. 125 min. (HK) THE FOUNTAIN - (R) - Drama, Fantasy - Follows one couple through three time periods. Each time, boy (Hugh Jackman) tries to save girl (Rachel Weisz) by finding the tree of life to get the sap that makes you invincible. 95 min. (HK) FLUSHED AWAY - (PG) - Animation, Comedy The story of a pampered pet mouse who tries to lure a rat named Sid into the toilet but inadvertently gets flushed down into the London sewer system. And no, I did not just make all that up.

Stars Ian McKellen, Jean Reno and Andy Serkis.

86 min. (AP)

VAN WILDER 2: THE RISE OF TAJ - (R) - Van’s protege has left the U.S. and now takes on the challenge of turning some stuffy Oxford students into partiers. Using the tactics he learned from Van, of course. 95 min. (HK)

HAPPY FEET - (PG) - Animation, Family, Musical - A tap-dancing penguin who can’t sing learns to cope in a world where Emperor Penguins find their mates through singing cheesy love songs of the ‘80s, ‘90s and beyond. Sigh. I know just how he feels. 123 min. (Samantha Campos)

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SAMOAN WEDDING - (NR) - Comedy - Four friends are forced to find wedding dates on short notice. Let the cat and mouse games begin. 97 min. (HK)

BOBBY - (R) - Drama - Emilio Estevez’s look at the people involved in and witnessing Bobby Kennedy’s 1968 murder. 111 min. (AP) BORAT - (R) - Comedy - Sasha Baron Cohen of Da Ali G Show fame stars as Borat, the hapless, sex-crazed anti-Semitic journalist from Kazakhstan who documents the wit and witticism of mostly Redneck Americans, all of which are very, very real. 84 min. (AP) CASINO ROYALE - (PG-13) -Action, Thriller This, the 21st James Bond picture, does something new: just adapt Bond straight from Ian Fleming’s first novel, which came out in 1953.

THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE - (G) - Family, Comedy - Santa (Tim Allen) struggles to keep his new family happy while battling Jack Frost (Martin Short), who is trying to take over Christmas. Why Martin Short, why? 115 min. (KB) STRANGER THAN FICTION - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - Harold Crick (Will Ferrell) hears a voice in his head that is not his own. Finding his life is but a character in a novel, Crick seeks the help of Prof. Hilbert (Dustin Hoffman) to stop the immanent death of the character Crick. 113 min. (KB) TENACIOUS D IN: THE PICK OF DESTINY - (R) - Comedy, Music - Jack Black and Kyle Gass go on a mission to find the magic guitar pick of destiny that will ensure they’re rockstar success. I’d like to quote a little piece of one of their songs now...”It’s Tenacious D time, muthafuckas!!” 93 min. (HK)

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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Days of Glory - R - W only 2 Fur - R - W only 5 Pursuit of Happyness - PG13 - W only 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Apocalypto - R - F (12:50, 1, 3:45, 4), 6:40, 7, 9:35, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:50, 1), 3:45, 4, 6:40, 7, 9:35, 9:55, M-W (3:45, 4), 6:40, 7, 9:35, 9:55 Blood Diamond - R - F (12:45, 1:05, 3:40, 4:05), 6:35, 7:05, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (12:45, 1:05), 3:40, 4:05, 6:35, 7:05, 9:30, 10, M-W (3:40, 4:05), 6:35, 7:05, 9:30, 10 Deja Vu - PG13 - Th (1:15, 3:30, 4:10), 6:35, 7, 9:30, 9:50, F-Su (12:35, 3:30), 6:25, 9:20, M-W (3:30), 6:25, 9:20 Flushed Away - PG - Th (2:25, 4:35), F, M-W (2:15, 4:35), Sa-Su (2:15), 4:35 For Your Consideration - PG13 - Th only, 7:40, 9:50 Fountain - PG13 - Th only (2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:55 Happy Feet - PG - Th (2, 2:15, 2:35, 4:30, 4:45, 5:05), 6:55, 7:15, 7:35, 9:30, 9:45, F (12:10, 2:35, 5:05), 7:35, 10, Sa-Su (12:10, 2:35), 5:05, 7:35, 10, M-W (2:35, 5:05), 7:35, 10 Holiday - PG13 - F (12:45, 1:05, 3:40, 4:05), 6:35, 7:05, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (12:45, 1:05), 3:40, 4:05, 6:35, 7:05, 9:30, 10, M-W (3:40, 4:05), 6:35, 7:05, 9:30, 10 Nativity Story - PG - Th (1:45, 2:20, 4:20, 4:45), 6:45, 7:25, 9:10, 9:55, F (12, 2:20, 4:45), 6:45, 7:25, 9:10, 9:50, Sa-Su (12, 2:20), 4:45, 6:45, 7:25, 9:10, 9:50, MW (2:20, 4:45), 6:45, 7:25, 9:10, 9:50 Samoan Wedding - NR - Th only (2:45, 5), 7:20, 9:45 Shut Up and Sing - NR - Th (12:05, 2:25, 4:35), 7:40, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:05, 2:25), 4:35, 7:40, 9:50, M-W (2:25, 4:35), 7:40, 9:50 Stranger Than Fiction - PG13 - Th only (1:30, 4:05), 6:40, 9:15 Turistas - R - Th, M-W (2:30, 4:50), 7:10, 9:35, F (12:15, 2:30, 4:50), 7:10, 9:35, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:30), 4:50, 7:10, 9:35

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Mushroom Spinner DJ Mark Farina is more popular than you and his MySpace page proves it kay, so I fully admit to being un-cool, non-hip, square, out-of-the-loop, whatever. But there was a time (granted, it was about a decade ago) that I was the “It Girl” of the Maui Rave scene.

Back in the day, we’d party at The Lighthouse or Raceway until the wee hours of the morning, or until the cops came and hauled our asses home. I so don’t recommend tripping out on the flashing blue lights (although they are truly fascinating)—dead fricking giveaway.

Du-ude.

The dress code in the stone-ages for listening to mad house tunes in the middle of nowhere was copious amounts of body glitter, big pants, little tank tops and fully dilated pupils. I’m guessing times have changed, although the whole pupil thing is probably still in fashion. Some looks are just classic.

Anyway, I can’t tell you for sure who was spinning during those raves. I think maybe a guy named Augie, occasionally a girl named Beth and/or various other stoners. It was cool, but hardly anything to write home about. It was kinda like the jazz was only as good as the acid, not the other way around.

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Fast forward a bunch of years and enter DJ Mark Farina. Farina has been spinning music since the 1980’s, which (through some simple mathematical calculations) makes him way older than me. The difference is, he’s managed to stay cool.

He started off spinning in Chicago while living the ultimate successful music person cliché—i.e. crashing at home with his parents. Eventually, he moved out to San Francisco where his smooth tunes gained popularity through a club called Jazid Up. Farina labeled his music “Mushroom Jazz” as opposed to Acid Jazz because his mixes tend to be mellower than regular house. “The term ‘acid jazz’ was too abrasive,” said Farina. “I wanted something more organic.”

Like mushrooms... which are super, uh, organic... and stuff.

Over the past two decades Farina has gathered a huge following—he plays all over God’s green earth and was voted in the top 20 DJ’s of the world by MUZIK and BPM magazine. Not to mention his MySpace page—as of this issue of MTW, Farina has 8,206 friends and his profile has been viewed 72,585 times. Kind of makes you feel puny, doesn’t it?

Not only is Farina a world renowned DJ, he’s quite dramatic about it: “I look at my job as a modern day traveling minstrel—to bring new music to as many places as I can and expose obscure records that otherwise might go hidden.”

The next stop in his mission? Well, Hawai`i, of course.

Daniel J of Love & Light Productions is bringing Farina to Kauai, Maui and Oahu. You don’t want to miss this. Seriously, it’s gonna be phenomenal. Not to mention, maybe you can gain coolness points by association and then beg him to friend you on MySpace.

Oh, the possibilities.

For more on Farina, visit his snazzy website www.markfarina.net. MTW

DJ Mark Farina Friday (Dec. 8), 9 p.m. at Hapa’s. For tickets, call 1-877-71-GROOVE or visit GrooveTickets.com.

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS The Santaland Diaries - Thursday, Dec. 7.

Coconut Cabaret presents David Sedaris’ brilliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side—through the eyes of a slacker working as a Macy’s elf! Our hero, Crumpet (you have to go by your elf name) weaves a tale of humiliation, bitterness and the occasional celebrity sighting, all the while trying to get his big break on One Life To Live. Starring John Michael Beck. Tickets $20.

7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469 or www.NeoComedy.com.

Matato`a - Friday, Dec. 8. Matato`a, from Rapa Nui (Easter Island), came together as a family group to promote the music and dance traditions, costumes and body art of Rapa Nui in ways that would inspire their own younger generation as well as rest of the world to listen, watch, learn and enjoy. Their original sound combines modern rhythms and instruments with traditional instruments and ancestral songs: a dynamic fusion of Rapa Nui, Polynesian, reggae, Latino and rock.

Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Scrooge! - Friday-Sunday, now through Dec. 17.

Based on the Charles Dickens’ beloved classic A Christmas Carol, Scrooge! tells the story of miserly Ebenezer Scrooge and his humbling visit by the ghosts of Christmas. $18, $15. Fri and Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m., Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen K Center, mauiacademy.org, or 244-8760.

Khrinj Rock Blowout Finale - Final performance before Maui’s best metal band leaves the island.

Four other bands to perform. 5:30 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969.

Filipino Celebration - Saturday, Dec. 9. Filipino Centennial Celebration Grand Finale: “Filipinos in Hawaii: 100 Years and Beyond.”A day of family activities to cap off a year of celebration: a multi-cultural extravaganza of arts & crafts, business expo, historical displays and local entertainment, including Vehn Bautista. In the evening, a spectacular concert featuring Martin Nievera and his 9-piece band, guest

singer Jasmine Trias. All this and a fireworks display! Tickets: $23. 10 a.m., (daytime festivities). 6 p.m. performance. A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Soul Medic - Saturday, Dec. 9. Rastafrarian gala.

Wear some patchouli oil and praise to Jah with Soulmedic, Jahworks the Revolutionary, Ras Gabriel and the Forward Band. 9 p.m., Life’s a Beach, 891-8010.

Art Auction - Sunday, Dec. 10. A fine art charity auction, “Turning Tragedy to Triumph,” held in memory of the late Dr. Richard Perrie, will raise awareness and funds to benefit mental wellness.

Proceeds benefit the Aloha House and Hale O Lanakila Clubhouse. Tickets: $100, $75. 12 p.m., (champagne brunch), 2 p.m., (auction) at McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Pops Orchestra - Sunday, Dec. 10. Maui Pops Orchestra Christmas Concert. Under the direction of the brilliant Maestro Stuart Chafetz, a Maui Christmas Concert filled with holiday music for the entire family. Tickets: $35, $25, $20, $10. 3:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Makaha Sons - Dec. 15. For 30 years the Makaha Sons have committed themselves to the perpetuation of traditional Hawaiian music throughout the world. They are one of Hawai‘i’s premiere musical groups, with a vibrant sound, full and rich with harmonies. With Louis “Moon” Kauakahi on guitar, John Koko on bass and Jerome Koko on 12-string guitar, their incomparable arrangements and delightful stage presence have won the allegiance of fans everywhere. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Billy Joel - Dec. 18. It’s the piano man! Billy Joel touches on every phase of his exceptional career, with almost 30 songs, including “Angry Young Man,” “New York State of Mind,” “Uptown Girl,” “Allentown,” “Good Night Saigon” and “We Didn’t Start The Fire,” to name a few. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Wayne Brady - Dec. 28. Known mainly for his hilarious skits on The Wayne Brady Show and Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Brady has most recently starred as the host of Celebrity Duets on Fox Television. He’s hilarious, and he makes Brian Gumble look like Malcom X. Tickets $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Shanghai Circus - Jan. 5 and 6. A perennial favorite for audiences of all ages! Born of a 2500year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence and perfection of form. Witness astounding feats of balance, breathtaking acts of body-bending, sly comedics and derring-do by knife-throwers and plate spinners… all laced with traditional Chinese themes and props. Tickets $22, $16, $10. 2 and 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Bonnie Raitt - Jan. 7. Legendary blueswoman plays Maui. Tickets on sale Sat. Dec. 9. Tickets: $55, $45, $35. 7 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Pink Martini - Jan. 11. “Part language lesson, part Hollywood musical,” this Oregon-based “little big band” is equally at home with its multi-lingual repertoire on concert stages or in smoky bars.

With an eclectic, perhaps even eccentric music mix, Pink Martini draws a wildly diverse crowd for its performances. Tickets: $40, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Pipi Holo Ka‘ao - Jan. 13. “Continuing the Story” Three halau interpret, through chant dance and song, some of the stories of Pele that are specific to Maui. Tickets: $15. 3 p.m., MACC, 242-7469.

Barefoot Natives - Jan. 13. Willie K and Eric Gilliom: each is a star in his own right on the Hawaiian entertainment scene; together they make one dynamic duo. A fun blend of great music and good humor.

Tickets: $10, $28, $37. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Chanticleer - Jan. 14. Hailed by New Yorker magazine as “America’s favorite choral ensemble”

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and praised by the Los Angeles Times for “luxurious perfection,” the Grammy Award-winning Chanticleer presents a powerful and unusual exploration of chant and other transcendent vocal expression. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Marga Gomez - Jan. 18. Marga Gomez: "A Line Around The Block." The story of a Cuban comedian, a Puerto Rican belly dancer, their lesbian spawn, and the American Dream. Critically acclaimed writer-performer Marga Gomez combines her signature blend of hilarious storytellling, emotional muscle, and spirited physicality in a powerful evening of theater. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469.

Augie Tulba - Jan. 19-20. Augie Tulba (a.k.a Augie T.) is the recipient of two Na Hoku Hanohano Award-winning titles, a Hawai‘i Music Award, and was named Favorite Comedian by Honolulu Weekly, Best Comedy Show by Honolulu Magazine and the Funniest Comic in Hawai‘i by the Star Bulletin. So he’s gotta be good, right?

Tickets: $34, $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Temptations - Jan. 21. The Temptations bring the original Motown of 1960’s Detroit: "The Way You Do the Things You Do," "My Girl," "Since I Lost My Baby," "Get Ready," and more. All of which, you’ll want to sing along to. Tickets: $58, $48, $38. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469.

Richard Goode - Jan. 25. Hailed for music-making of tremendous emotional power, depth and sensitivty, pianist Richard Goode is acknowledged as one of today’s leading interpreters of Beethoven and Mozart, and an artist who illuminates the works of all the composers he performs. Tickets: $40, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Jake Shimabukuro - Jan. 25-28. Known for lightning-fast fingers and revolutionary playing techniques, Jake is the young ‘ukulele virtuoso who shatters musical boundaries as he plays jazz,

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WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

Howard Ahia

Bobby Ingram

MON - Konoa and Friends No cover; TUES - Live Jazz; WED - Tribal Seeds and Inna Vision, $7

Mojo Gumbo Band No cover, 7:30pm

CASANOVA

Sunday 12/10

COMPADRES

Salsa $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

Flavazone 10pm

E & O TRADING CO.

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

DJ Mark Farina

DJ Rapheal

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Flirt Party

Teen Night

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Reggae on the Rock w/Marty Dread, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

The Edge No cover, 9pm

MGM Band No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

blues, funk, classical, bluegrass, folk, flamenco, and rock on the little 4-string Island instrument.

Tickets: $35. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Campbell Brothers - Jan. 28. Pedal steel guitarist Chuck Campbell is the recipient of a National Heritage Fellowship; he and his lap steel-playing brother Darick are two of the finest in the tradition of African-American gospel music, bringing a rich and compelling variety of material from the sanctuary to the concert hall. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS

Wild Rose No cover, 9pm

6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows and activities are free.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 07 Folk Jam - Folk singers meet for jam session.

Kihei, 879-7645.

Meditate - Learn to meditate presented by Know Thyself as Soul Foundation. Free. 7 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0871.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 08

Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat,

Mele O Maui - The annual Hawaiian song competition’s theme this year is “Paoakalani (The Queen’s Garden).” 9 a.m.-1:30 p.m., Hyatt Regency Maui Hotel and Spa, 661-3271.

Meditate - Learn to meditate presented by Know Thyself as Soul Foundation. Free. 7 p.m., Cameron Center, Wailuku, 879-0871.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 09 MauiFest, Molokai -A celebration of music, arts, culture and film premieres for the 3rd annual MauiFest Moloka’i Film Festival with award winning films, filmmakers and an all star line up of entertaining musicians. Free. 4 p.m., Kaunakaka'i Ball Field, Moloka`i, 573-5530.

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MON - Wille K; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy; WED - Dolla Bolla w/DJ LX

Gina Martinelli 7pm

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m. 986-0209.

Silent Joy - Silent sitting as Awake Living.

Donations welcome. 8:30 a.m., 2695 S. Kihei Rd., awake@katiedavis.org.

Action Team - Kalama Park Action Team meeting to develop and maintain a safe, clean, beautiful, inviting, user-friendly gathering place through community involvement, projects and advocacy.

3:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 270-7765 or 891-2348.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13 WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Te Tiare Patitifa.

6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

Aluminum Man - Sun, Dec. 10. Aluminum Man competition includes 1/2 mile swim, 1/4 mile run, 1/4 mile swim, 3.5 mile run. Free. 8 a.m. Polo Beach, Wailea, 878-2949.

Christmas Stories - Wed, Dec. 13. Listen to Christmas stories read aloud and make a Christmas craft to take home. 3 p.m., Hana Public & School Library, 248-4848.

LECTURE Free GED Class - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

Holiday Ball - A black tie, semi-formal gala. Drink, eat and dance the night away. Proceeds go to local charities. 5:30-11 p.m., Faimont Kea Lani, Wailea, 874-1807, 891-8747, 890-5877, 249-9710 or 661-5888.

Business Workshop - Thu, Dec. 7. Get the basic model for analyzing the feasibility of a business with special focus on market research and economic analysis. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center , 873-8247.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10

Magic of Water - Sat, Dec. 9. Learn about the magic and mysteries of water. 9:30-11:30 a.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - Every Sun. The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 11 Badminton - Every Mon. West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton Nights. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center, 661-4685.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Tai Chi - Mon and Fri, through January. Classes will focus on persons who may want to learn to be Tai Chi trainers throughout Maui. Participants are not required to become trainers. Free. 12 p.m., State Building, High St., Wailuku, 270-7755 or 270-7383.

KEIKI

Reading & Writing - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174.

Elixir - Opporunity to taste test elixirs for optimal health. Free. 5-8 p.m.,The Three Treasures Clinic, Paia, 579-6070.

Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

After-School - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.

Art Auction - Fine art auction in memorium of Dr. Richard Perrie as a benefit for mental health.

Champagne brunch, live music, Pat Simmons performance and more. $100, $75. 12 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

SPORTS Billabong Pro - Dec. 8-20. The Billabong Pro Maui 8th annual event, is the Women’s World Title Race for Surfing Professionals World Championship Tour. Honolua Bay, Kapalua Resort, 669-2440.

Bikers Ride - Sat, Dec. 9. Ulupalakua 40 mi. Bike Ride (tentative). Hey, just in case. 9 a.m. Keokea Park, Kula, 572-0259.

Wailuku Street Fair - Holiday street fair featuring music, food, contests, games and prizes. 4-9 p.m., Wailuku, 243-5219.

Zodiac Party - Zodiac Party for Sagittarius with the InsPirates comedy troupe, dancing, astrology and tarot readings and more. $5. 7:30-11 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

ing or photography. Free. Haleakala National Park, 876-1673.

Whale Collision - Tue, Dec. 12. All vessel operators and ocean users, both recreational and commercial, are invited to a workshop on avoiding accidental collisions with whales. Free. 6-7:30 p.m., Pacific Whale Foundation's Discovery Center, 249-8811.

ENVIRONMENTAL Ho`okipa Beautification - Tue, Dec. 12. The Paia Flatbread Co. will donate funds to purchase native Hawaiian plants to beautify Ho`okipa for every large pizza sold. Paia Flatbread Co., 5752716.

Haleakala - Next Fri-Mon, Dec. 15-18. Volunteer in Haleakala Crater, stay in Kapalaoa Cabin, and remove invasive species near Crystal Cave and Waikoa. There’s always time for relaxation, explor-

ART Van Alstine - Every Fri in Dec. Monkey Business linens and bags by mother and daughter team, Linda and Leaf Van Alstine. Leaf will be on hand to discuss the details in producing these handcrafted pieces. Maui Hands, Lahaina, 667-9898.

Plein Air - Fri, Dec. 8. Open reception for Plein Air Painters of Maui who will be showing recent paintings done on location in the Hana area. 6-8 p.m., Old Lahaina Court House.

Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194.

Eleykaa Tahleh - Every Wed in Dec. Born in Japan, Eleykaa first studied sumi-e (Japanese brush painting) at age seven. She has since added watercolors, pen, acrylics, pastels, and oils to her repertoire. 1-4 p.m., Maui Hands Gallery, Paia, 579-9245.

POETRY Poets Society - Thu, Dec. 7. Maui Live Poets Society meets for open poetry readings. 6:30-9 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 661-0517.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

Poetry Reading - Tue, Dec. 12. Poetry readings: any poem, any style. 6:30-7:45 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

POLITICAL “Breaking Ranks” - Fri, Dec. 8. Screening of a moving documentary about US soldiers seeking

DA KINECALENDAR TV/RADIO Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m., Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 5728787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion.

Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

SUNDAYS

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m., KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

DINNER MUSIC

Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

WEST MAUI

Mango Cafe - Fri, Sat, Sun, Live entertainment.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Howard Ahia.

Mon, Fri; The Carroll Brothers. Wed; Hau Phat. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Service Industry Night

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Lahaina Store Grille - Wed, JD on the Rocks, 4:30-7:30 p.m.; Sat, Glen Kakugawa, 5-8 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly.

All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

S.I.N. Night

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri; John Kane.

Sat; Harry Troupe. Mon, Tue; Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 6610700.

Join Us For

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;.

Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

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Thursday 12/07 ISANA RESTAURANT

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811

Karaoke

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Q103 $6, 10pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE LAHAINA COOLERS

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Karaoke

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm Crunch Pups $5, 10pm

Sunday 12/10

Monday 12/11 – Wednesday 12/13

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Curtis Williams No cover, 10pm

S.I.N. No cover

MON - Hale Manu, No cover, 10pm WED - Adam Bowen, No cover, 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LIFE’S A BEACH

Karaoke

Karaoke 9:30pm

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090

Saturday 12/09

TBA 10pm

KIMO’S

LAHAINA STORE GRILLE

Friday 12/08

MON - El Dogg, No cover, 9pm

DJ mix 10pm

DJ mix 10pm

DJ mix 10pm

DJ mix 10pm

MON - DJ mix, 10pm: TUE - DJ mix, 10pm: WED - DJ mix, 10pm

Rampage 9pm

Vince Esquire

Ras Gabriel

Live DJ

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, 10pm; WED - Danny Murry Show, 9pm

Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525

Lawerence and Friends.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu, Shiro Mori; Fri, Darrin Lenett; Mon, Tue, Gene Argel; Wed, Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m., Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Scott Baird; Fri, Larry Golis; Sat, Steve Sargenti; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

Sun, Terri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat, Mark Johnston;. Sun, Wed, Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6-9 p.m.

810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000

Marco’s Southside Grill – Nightly, Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041.

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Thu, Gene Argel & Makana, 7 p.m.; Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Wed, Trevor Jones. All sets 4-6 p.m.

1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200

Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6-10 p.m.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

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■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

(Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m.

(Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234

Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music.

6:30-9:30 p.m.

Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

EAST MAUI

Send your listings and photos for the Da Kine Calendar to calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 244-0446

Lower Courtyard- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie

Sweet Life Fruit Co.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031

AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

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Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

CENTRAL MAUI

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

Zuihao - Fri, Howard Ahia. 4-8 p.m.; Wed, ArmaDillo, 4-7 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

SOUTH MAUI

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900

Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, All That Jazz Band. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tavagan; Sun, Ray Gooliak; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Ray Gooliak. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

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SOUTH MAUI

Unisan - Tue, Fri, Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922

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Christmas Parties, New Year’s Eve Weddings

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Thursday 12/07 LOBBY LOUNGE

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Friday 12/08

Saturday 12/09

Sunday 12/10

Monday 12/11 – Wednesday 12/13

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Crazy Fingers $5, 9:30pm

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LULU’S

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

The Willies No cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

Salsa Night No cover, 10pm

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DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

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Trevor Jones No cover, 9pm

Ryan Silky No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

Johnny Ringo No cover, 10pm

TUE - U2 Days w/DJ Bern, No cover, 9pm; WED - Open Mic Night, No cover, 10pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

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Midnight Lounge

Underground Playground

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MON - Menege a Trois; TUE - Private Party, Closed to public; WED - Dollar Live w/Motor City

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Backyard Party No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party No cover, 9pm

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

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2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

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STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

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Karaoke No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 9:30pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

Kona Wind $3, 9pm

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Karaoke No cover, 10pm

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WED - Closed to Public

Closed

WED - David Choy Quartet, $5

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) This week you may discover how astoundingly quickly something can snowball out of control. Your good idea can spread virally and grow larger than you intended, more swiftly then you imagined possible. It’s amazing, and I can imagine it’s a bit daunting, but please don’t forget that this is your idea. Let’s assume that you believe in it and are willing to follow it through. Will you ride this fantastical beast you’ve helped create, or will it get away from you and roll off into the distance without you?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) We know you have remarkable follow-through and persistence. What’s less impressive is your stubbornness, which doesn’t serve you quite as well. Sticking to your guns is all very well and good—when you’re actually right. When you’re wrong, though, it just hurts you and everyone around you; because no one can mount a significant challenge to your obstinacy, you may wallow in your wrongness for months or years. It doesn’t matter how long you’ve been maintaining this shitty, untenable position.

Backing down now will win you allies and respect, not the shame or humiliation you’re predicting, dreading and trying to avoid.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You’re boring me, Aquarius. Why do you insist on keeping whatever cool shit you’ve discovered to yourself? It’s doing your discovery and us a disservice. We count on you Water Bearers to keep exploring new frontiers on every level, be it music, spirituality, science or even business. Don’t be lazy and rely on your past (impressive) accomplishments. Your job is to stay on the cutting edge of whatever it is you’re interested in and keep finding new territory to explore there. Please, this week: do your job.

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Pisces are natural talents. When a Pisces becomes an actor, for example, they usually have some weird x-factor that means they’re compelling even when they’re not especially well-trained (or even good). Whatever you put your hand to, you’re virtually guaranteed that it won’t be an utter failure— unless you sabotage it yourself (which is, unfortunately, something you’re occasionally prone to do). Your hesitation to dive into your recently discovered interest(s) implies to me that you’re totally unaware that you’re certain to get something out of it and produce something worthwhile. Now that you know that, will you stop hemming and hawing and just get going?

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Go out a lot this week. Use any excuse you can make up to get out of the house. Down-time’s a waste, given how likely it is that good things will happen to you if you put yourself in a position for them to occur. What form will these exciting opportunities and events take? I haven’t the foggiest; they could run the gamut from running into a long-lost friend, stumbling upon an unsought but fantastic opportunity, or finally being able to open the door to a long-overdue flirtation or courtship. All I can suggest is doing lots of different things, as many as you can think of. Some of them are virtually guaranteed to work out brilliantly.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You’re not stupid; you just feel that thick and oblivious at times. Really, who cares that you’re not always clued in to the newest fads or water cooler topics? They’re not as important as the stuff you usually have on your mind. However, it can be awfully fun to be leading the conversation rather than limping along behind gathering scraps of information. This week, you’re about as current as can be about what everyone’s going to want to talk about. Grab that spotlight, since you can. You’ll probably surprise yourself with how much you enjoy it.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) I dreamt you spent years living inside a cheesy karaoke bar. At first, you were horrified and miserable. You did everything you could—in vain, naturally—to block out the terrible singing of horrific songs which plagued you day in and day out. After a while, however, you learned to laugh at it most of the time, instead of suffering from it or being irritated by it. Eventually, you were even able to tune it out completely. My point? You can get used to anything. You might even be able to enjoy getting used to it, if you try.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Sometimes you choose incredibly backward strategies to get what you want. I swear, I wouldn’t exactly be surprised if you announced tomorrow that you were planning to lose weight by going on an “all butter diet.” Is it subconscious self-sabotage which compels you to do exactly the opposite of what would actually achieve your desired result? Be coldly rational about your choices this week. What do you really want? Is your current strategy even remotely likely to be helpful? Probably not. Consider doing an about-face and heading in an entirely new direction. I suspect you’ll get a lot closer to your destination that way.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) It’s your ego, of course, that makes you so powerful and radiant. Confidence goes a long way in this world. If you believe you can do it—as you so often do—that usually translates to actually being able to do it. It’s kind of like a superpower. But it’s also your kryptonite, my dear—especially when it comes to relationships. This is not to say you should settle for any old creep who’ll sleep with you—only that your ego needs are probably just a bit too demanding. Chill out a bit, won’t you, and cut your lover some slack.

Fish for compliments elsewhere if you need them that bad.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Virgos are generally either asexual or kinky as all get-out. It depends on whether you’re currently channeling any of that abundant energy of yours into your sex life. Some Virgos are practically virginal for years at a time, because they’re too busy with other concerns. When you find someone who compels you to unlock that part of your psyche, however, watch out—you can even give Scorpios a run for their money. This week’s likely to screw with whatever arrangement you’ve made with your libido. If you don’t freak out, you might end up with one that’s a lot more fun.

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I have often wondered how to cure Librans of their frequent obsession with normalcy because when they embrace and celebrate their creative freakhood, they can be the coolest people around. Until they do, however, they’re often the lamest and most boring (even though they think they’re the life of the party). This is why Libras are usually my favorite and least favorite people, depending on how deeply they’ve developed and explored their own individuality. How free are you from the tyranny of being normal? I think you could be just that little bit freer. This week, try.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Librans may have the choice whether or not to embrace their idiosyncrasies, but not so Scorpios.

Your freak flag flies whether you like it or not. Thus you have very little choice about when people discover your quirks, kinks and tragic flaws. This is both a good and bad thing. It eliminates the need for you to pretend to be anything other than what you are, but it’s also quite a shock to those who aren’t used to encountering someone’s intensities all at once. You’re used to the occasional freak-out, but this week reactions to your eccentricities are likely to surprise even you.

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Letters From Lil Jen A couple months ago, my dear friend Jen—former HG cohort, Lahaina bartender, Sugar Shack roomie and owner of the electric-green purse on fire—moved back home. She hadn’t been back to the East Coast for nearly 12 years, but was excited about making a new life for herself and her boyfriend in Pennsylvania. Here are a few of her recent letters to me...

Oct. 11, 2006 Shane and I are bored stiff—only five more days until we move into our freshly remodeled pad. I’ve recently become addicted to live auctions. It’s like gambling, except that you always go home with something! I’ve gotten cool antiques to outfit our apartment—sometimes things need a little work so it’s keeping us busy. Staining, painting, sanding, clamping… I’m turning into my mother more with every day that passes. Frankly, I’m a little concerned.

Once again I’ve imbibed way too much coffee—when will I learn? Tell me something cool you’ve done, I’m bored. Hopefully I’ll have some stories myself when we finally reach our destination—the promise land—Philadelphia. I need some bizarre things to happen, I’ve fallen behind. No doubt they will start once I reach Mecca.

Please send me shit, email is my only entertainment, except when I pull pranks on Shane, he’s so easy! It’s so discouraging when I check and there is nothing sent from my contacts, considering I check on average six times a day. Not likely, huh? I’ve become quite the computer nerd—thought you’d never hear me type that in my lifetime. Okay I’m done babbling, I guess I’ll smoke another cigarette—oh yeah, quitting is going real well. Send my love and hugs…

Oct. 15: Hey, tomorrow is the big day. I’m nervous as hell. Leave it to me to worry about just about anything. It’s just getting from point A to point B that worries me. I’m a loon. I need a Valium or a Vicodin or something. How are things in your world? I’m not sure I’ll ever get used to this time change thing. Someone shoot me clear into Tuesday or something. I guess I’ll go grab another beer and pace around some more.

Do you know that feeling when you’re just tired of being you? When you just need some time to breathe and realize how retarded you are, then go back with a clear focus? This is one of those times, not to be Debbie Rigatoni [an alias], but to be Jessica Livingston.

Jessica’s got her head on straight and is walking on a clear path to success. Jessica is dressed to kill and her hair is not frizzy. She showers regularly and smells of roses. I think that just creating her has somehow helped… nope, I’m back again—drats! I’m losing it. So I love you, I know that for sure even if everything else is a little fuzzy. Have a blissful day and pray that I make it through tomorrow in one piece (mind and body). I bid you adieu…

Nov. 9: I got the job at BCBG, only part-time but whatever, it’s something for right now. I’m still working on beefing up my resume. I’m going to start volunteering at the art museums. Just to get myself in a productive atmosphere and to get out and meet people. Anything is better than sitting alone and watching CSI for the umpteenth time.

My dad is taking the train in tomorrow and spending the day and then my mom is coming down on Monday to have lunch. Those are the main reasons I moved home— day trips of that kind. Money is going to be real tight for a while. I’m not used to living paycheck-to-paycheck, and not a very big paycheck for that matter.

I don’t feel like it was a mistake at all, but my self-esteem is slipping. My confidence needs to build back up. All in due time I suppose. Love and miss you lots…

Nov. 13: Hey there, chica! I started my new job. It looks like I may actually enjoy shopping for other people, especially with their money. Shane just got a job with Chevy and no longer has to wait tables. Can you believe it? I’m dating a car salesman!

Who knew?

It’s constantly raining here and I am without rain gear. It’s next on my list of things I need. Oh, the other day Shane and I went shopping in the Italian Market—you know that street that Rocky [Balboa] runs down when he is training? Well, it was too cool.

We got all this fresh fruit and veggies for way cheap and then we went to the butcher’s and they ground our meat right there.

The fish market was awesome—fresh everything—one good thing about living in a port city. I just got such a kick out of it, and it’s rather close to our apartment. We’re learning to work the city for all it has to offer. It’s just taking a little time. Still have to make it to the museums. I just want to wait until it stops raining—traveling in that shit, especially by bus, is the pits. My umbrella has gotten turned inside out I can’t tell you how many times. Embarrassing. Ah, humility.

Dec. 5: The weather is getting much colder and my apartment is getting lonelier.

Shane’s at work and it’s me and Regis, Kelly and Rachel Ray. Work in the commission world is dog-eat-dog. I’m not really enjoying that aspect and, of course, I want more.

Always. I forgot how hard moving is until you get settled.

Everything is great between Shane and I. It’s just hard when you have to be everything to one another. I don’t know what I want or what would make me feel better.

Maybe a couple hours with you would do the trick. Lunch, a cheeseburger, a beer and

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I’ve been painting, it’s been nice. I’m sort of revisiting the person I left behind in Pennsylvania. All the things that I used to do here that made me happy and made me who I was; all the things I haven’t done since I left this state, I am revisiting.

Why did I leave them behind, why do I constantly feel the need to reinvent myself? I feel like I’m just going in circles, running over the same old ground, stupid. What is it that I’m looking for that I haven’t found? Or has it always been there and I’ve just refused to notice it, accept it?

I miss your smell… you forget the little things like that until they’re gone and maybe that’s why I moved back here—I missed the smell of the East.

Well, I’ve got to go back out into the cold and go home and get ready for work. We dress in all black, like a funeral, isn’t that fitting. Sorry to be so sad, I just needed to tell someone who knew me what I was feeling. Tomorrow is another day and another chance to turn it all around. Love you terribly... Jennifer Samantha Campos has only been incarcerated twice but all three times was absolutely innocent. MTW

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