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I, and others like me actually look forward to his profound wisdom. But no more. I noticed how strangely rife with nonsense was this Thursday’s astro-section. When I started seeing the paragraphs laced with words like “Tuesdays” and “Wednesdays” I realized something had gone horribly, horribly wrong… I looked at the top: Astro Mana?! Hardly. Mason McGraw? Whaaaat? Where’s that Caeriel [Crestin] guy? Shock. How could something so infinitely good be discontinued? Overly passionate about an astro-section? Perhaps. But this is a lonely cry of mourning… More importantly, it’s a cry of warning: next you’ll replace Holoholo Girl with Ann Landers, eh? -Mary, Haiku

In your article (“More Pumping, Less Dumping,” Nov. 24, 2005) Jeff Strahn states that boaters will need to find hoses and work out the details for their storage. How impractical! On the mainland, a sanitation pump has its own hose. Think of it as being like a gasoline pump—no one would expect every vehicle to carry its own hose. Stowing a used septic hose aboard a boat is problematic, as you can imagine. Also, why have the expense of so many hoses when one would suffice? I think that if we want pumping to be successful, then everything should be done to make the system user-friendly. Equip the pumper with the proper hose. Also, I am glad to hear that funds are being sought from the tourism authority. With high visitor counts, it would seem that inducing more tourism is not the best use of their budget. -Anonymous, via email

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Stickers Rachel and Mark Williams sell their stickers at the Kahului Swap Meet every Saturday. You can get more information by emailing sailmdw@yahoo.com. “I have been working in graphic design for a long time and had been producing my own T-shirts for a while, when someone suggested the sticker production to me,” says Mark Williams as he types my first name into his computer. “I thought, if only I could a get one dollar from every tourist coming to the islands, I would be very happy. So we started the small sticker business which grew bigger quickly.” At first they only designed their stickers promoting Hawaiian spirit and paid someone else to produce them, but then they bought their own plotter and began die-cutting the stickers themselves. They have to order the sticker backing—which comes in big rolls— but everything else is done on Maui. By now Williams is really quick in his designing. As we talk I notice that he’s added a red hibiscus flower and put my name into a fancy type. “It’s a vector based program,” he says. “It’s all based on mathematical formulas and is ridiculously expensive. The plotter alone can cost you between $2,000 for a cheap one, up to $75,000.” Both Mark and Rachel work their nor-

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WEDNESDAY, NOV. 30 Go visit the Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort while you can, because they’re knocking it down next spring. Of course they’re going to demolish it—it’s 29 years old. It’s ancient! Did you know it dates clear back to the 20th century? It was built in 1976, a quaint time when people subsisted on 12 television channels, listened to music recorded on magnetic tape and drove cars that got just eight miles to the gallon. Boy, glad those days are gone. Anyway, the Renaissance Wailea is obviously totally obsolete so its owners want it knocked into debris. Like the guys who own the Royal Lahaina and Kapalua Bay Hotel—you know who you are—they want it replaced with a smaller, more “elite” hotel. In this case, by the St. Regis. It’ll be a place where very rich snobs can sip Mai Tais, gaze at Kaho’olawe and spend their days coming up with new reasons why they’re better than everyone else.

THURSDAY, DEC. 1 So there’s a new report out commissioned by the state Land Use Commission that says Maui County doesn’t have strong rules in place to make sure that people building on land zoned for agriculture are actually doing agriculture. You don’t need a report to tell you that—just drive through Launiupoko and see for yourself. If you spot a chicken coop you’ll be amazed.

And what’s this about how even lots “left fallow” (some of us refer to that as being “undeveloped”) are also in compliance? Wow. You know, the tract house I grew up in had a “farm” in front of the house (next to the driveway) and another “farm” out back by the swing set and garbage cans. We “grew” crabgrass on our “acreage,” which was sometimes fallow when we didn’t get a lot of rain. Every weekend I had to “harvest” the crabgrass, but since none of us ate crabgrass clippings, we just threw it all away. We were reamed—in hindsight, we should have insisted that our lot get rezoned as agriculture and take the appropriate tax breaks.

FRIDAY, DEC. 2 Did you guys see that chart on the front page of today’s Maui News listing the various members of our powerful Iraq Coalition? The “Coalition of the Willing” is how “President” George W. Bush used to call it. Man, I’ve been to gun shows that packed more firepower. We’ve got troops in Iraq from Azerbaijan? Mongolia? El Salvador? What the hell did we say when Albania offered to send 120 guys? Don’t you think Armenia needs its 46 soldiers more than we do? And was it really necessary for Kazakhstan to send 27 soldiers? Oh man, do we suck.

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Big step forward for Maui Electric Company this week: stratospheric fuel prices only mean higher prices for our favorite island utility. According to the Honolulu Advertiser, the average household rate in November was 17 percent higher than the same month last year. There’s good news for giant landowner A&B, too, which just unloaded one of its office buildings in California for $20.8 million—$8 million more than what it paid to develop the property just two years ago. Carlyle Group’s Hawaiian Telcom is stil nipping at Maui Land & Pineapple’s considerable heels, especially with news that company CEO Michael Ruley just got named to the board of directors for the U.S. Telcom Association, a powerful telecommunications lobbying group. All those anti-cane burning articles and letters in The Maui News and Maui Weekly are just making things worse for HC&S. MTW

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Blond twins, Lamb and Lynx Gaede, age 13, of Bakersfield, Calif., sing professionally as Prussian Blue at white-supremacy concerts and rallies and on the whitenationalist Resistance Records label. They have songs like “Sacrifice,” which is a tribute to Hitler’s deputy Rudolf Hess, according to an October ABC News story. The girls’ parents home-school them and are active in the Aryan movement (rancherdad Ted Shaw’s cattle brand is a swastika). Said Lynx, “We want our people to stay white. [W]e don’t want to just be, you know, a big muddle.”

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behavior, according to witness statements: Sometimes their doctor was talkative, sometimes confused and nearly silent; sometimes he spoke English clearly, sometimes broken; sometimes he walked with a limp, sometimes not; sometimes there were scars on his face, sometimes not. The Momahs deny everything, but Charles was convicted in November of sexually abusing four of the patients.

POLICE BLOTTER From the newspaper The State (Columbia, S.C., Nov. 14, 2005), regarding fugitive Rodney Dane Higginbotham, wanted for criminal domestic violence: “Alleged Crime: Police said Higginbotham argued with his wife because she had not cooked anything. When she began cooking, he started making spaghetti while eating crackers and squeeze cheese. They argued, and he squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. She squeezed the cheese on his truck, and he squeezed the cheese in her hair before fleeing in his truck. The wife said she washed her hair before the officer arrived to take her complaint.”

BRIGHT IDEAS In November, NASCAR announced it had contracted with the romance publisher Harlequin Enterprises to arrange for steamy women’s novels with car-racing themes, beginning with Pamela Britton’s forthcoming book In the Groove. And according to an October Los Angeles Times report, the trade association Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America contracted to pay two writers a “sixfigure” fee to write a novel about a national panic resulting from a fear that drug lobbyists had actually been trying to spread in Congress, specifically, that terrorists might poison lowerpriced drug imports from Canada. The Times reported that the association recently killed the project and blamed the whole idea on an unsupervised lower-level executive. MTW

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How they beat the world’s only superpower Most Americans were unaware that we had botched Afghanistan; most still are. I watched the Pentagon send in a miniscule 8,000-troop complement where, according to its top strategists, at least half a million occupation soldiers (stationed for at least 20 years) would have been needed to control the nation’s roads, pacify the provinces and establish the security essential for building an economy and political system. Banditry and looting soon made the average Afghan nostalgic for the security that accompanies tyranny. On the other hand, since U.S. soldiers quickly gained a reputation for shoving, kidnapping, robbing and even torturing innocent Afghans, perhaps their small number was a good thing. If Afghanistan was a dry run, I observed at the time, there was little reason to expect that Iraq would turn out less disastrously. But no one, especially not the newspaper editors who’d been conned into supporting the Fourth Afghan War, wanted to hear that argument. Four years later, little has improved. Most Afghans, Peter Baker wrote recently in The Washington Post, “still grind out the subsistence lives they did under the Taliban.” Women still wear the burqa. “Corruption is widespread,” The Week reports. “Outside Kabul, the country functions like a group of independent fiefdoms from the Middle Ages.” Ordinary Afghans “are angry at the continuing war, the widespread malnutrition, and the snail’s pace of progress.” As I’d feared he would, Donald Rumsfeld deployed the same low-rent approach to Iraq. There were too few troops to secure the Iraqis or themselves. As inexperienced weekend warriors shot up carloads of civilians from rooftops above invisible checkpoints, it soon became apparent that our forces were undereducated, poorly trained and excessively preoccupied with their own safety. The Americans’ cultural insensitivity, often beyond the point of brutality, transformed people grateful to be liberated into insurgents in a matter of months. Now even the hawks say that Iraq is lost. “The U.S. cannot accomplish anything further in Iraq militarily,” admitted Representative John Murtha, a Vietnam vet who sparked the serious debate Congress ought to have held back in 2002—when he voted for the war. “It is time to bring them home.” Thomas Edelman, whose letter to the editor appeared in the New York Times the same day Murtha’s speech rocked the House of Representatives, articulates the last logical reason not to cut and run. “Regurgitating the notion of ‘dancing Iraqis throwing flowers before American tanks’ has no merit when

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the brutal enemy to be defeated assumes with good reason that it is bound to win. All it has to do is to wait us out,” he wrote. True, Iraqi resistance factions would wait for us to leave before turning on each other. Then again, isn’t that what they’re doing now? Edelman again: “The rhetoric of aspersions cast on our leaders for having deliberately misled us; the repeated dangling of terrible mistakes; and the rumblings about the impatience of the American people not only give the terrorists hope but also convince them that what is in their minds a weak and contemptible society of ‘infidels’ lacks the fortitude to see its mission completed.” He’s partly right: If the United States could prevail against its fearsome Axis foes in World War II, it could surely beat—even after countless errors of omission and commission—a rag-tag assortment of ad hoc cells of moonlighting jihadis. But if wealth, education and weaponry were the sole determining factors in war, we would have won Vietnam. What was missing was political will. Edelman’s plea for compartmentalization is appealing, but we can’t separate the way we went into Iraq from the challenge we face now. Winning a war requires a politically unified society, something the United States hasn’t enjoyed since 1945. Since then our fractured nation has been unable to summon the unity to issue a formal declaration of war, much less win one. Bush-era America is highly fractured. Because the Administration can’t count on most citizens to help, it has had to fight its wars in Afghanistan and Iraq on the cheap. After 2000 most Americans told the CNNUSA Today-Gallup poll that Bush had not won “fair and square.” After 2004, the pollsters found, “the nation seemed nearly as divided as it had been in Bush’s first election.” How can he convince the half of the country that considers him an illegitimate usurper to risk their lives, or those of their sons and daughters? How can he get them to tighten their belts for a real war effort—one with sufficient troop strength to win? Bush might have earned Democrats’ fealty by convening a sort of national unity government, one that recognized the deep and even ideological divide in the electorate, appointed Democrats to key cabinet posts and ruled from the center. Bush’s radicalright policies and appointees, coupled with his habit of impugning his critics as traitors, instead increased the alienation of those who thought he’d cheated. “Not my president,” the bumper-sticker read. And not their war. The Republicans’ decision to forego consensus made it easy to start their war. It also made it impossible to win. MTW

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In the last two years, the Maui County Liquor Control Board of Adjudication has found exactly zero licensees hauled before them “not guilty.” That’s quite a record for the county prosecutor’s office. Too bad for them it ended dramatically during the board’s Dec. 1, 2005 hearing. Up on three counts related to over-serving a customer during one of its Dollar Nights back in February, things looked mighty bad for Moose McGillycuddy’s of Lahaina. Most establishments would just plead guilty or no contest, accept a few grand in fines and cut their losses—a practice the LC doesn’t exactly discourage. Moose’s went the other way and hired defense attorney Dave Jorgensen from Ing, Horikawa and Jorgensen (they represent a sizeable portion of licensees who find themselves in the LC’s sights). The trial—and I use that term loosely—lasted five hours. Prosecutor Andrew Martin’s case looked straightforward: police arrested a very intoxicated Edilberto Larrobis in the early morning hours of Feb. 16, after he got into an extremely minor traffic accident in the parking lot out front of House of Saimin. He was so drunk, police later said, that they couldn’t administer any field sobriety tests or determine his blood alcohol level (Larrobis later pled guilty to a DUI charge). A few days later, LC investigator John McMurray interviewed Larrobis, who said he’d gotten drunk at Moose’s. As Jorgensen showed, Moose’s numerous security staff had tagged Larrobis as a potential problem early on. They watched him for hours, and when they realized he was “having too much fun,” they bounced him. He tried getting back in twice, but they refused him both times. Moose’s staff offered to pay for a cab ride home for him and his friend, but they said they were walking. It didn’t help the prosecutor’s case that McMurray was at Moose’s for 40 minutes on the night in question— from 11:35 p.m. to 12:15 a.m.—and testified that he never saw anything amiss. In fact, Jorgensen’s whole point was that Martin never put forward any evidence that Larrobis was drunk when he was actually at Moose’s. The board agreed, and found Moose’s not guilty of all counts. “The standards you put into your club are exemplary,” said board member Marilyn Chapman after the verdict. “If more clubs would follow these procedures, we would all benefit from this.” The test will be how much time LC investigators like McMurray spend in Moose’s now.

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att Yamamoto had his work cut out for him. It wasn’t that long ago that he found himself assisting the Fire Department with a recent 911-rescue call. About 30 people had hiked up the Papaea (“Commando”) trail in the Kailua rainforest, then crossed a shallow river to a secluded area to do yoga. Deep in their meditative trance, they didn’t notice the dark clouds looming overhead or the rain pouring into the forest further up the mountain. The river began to swell. Rushing water nearly swept them away as they tried to cross back. Yamamoto assisted the fire department in rescuing them. “Many of the individuals we helped out of the [rescue helicopter] basket were completely naked,” he told me recently. “The river ripped their clothes right off their bodies.” Yamamoto is a supervisor with the state’s Division of Conservation and Resources Enforcement, which usually goes by the cuter acronym DOCARE. Part of Hawai’i’s Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR), the DOCARE division is the state’s ultimate protector of our ‘aina and kai. The story of DOCARE is the story of how a small band of sworn officers are trying to make sure there’s a Hawai’i left for our grandchildren. But in recent years the department has been facing a different danger: lack of

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funding. It’s forced them to get rid of badly needed enforcement officers. The department’s fiscal year 2006 budget consumes slightly less than 10 percent of DLNR’s $76.8 million annual outlay, which in itself takes up just one percent of the state’s General Fund. In fact, DOCARE is increasingly having difficulty facing the growing list of threats facing our natural resources. “Environmental needs and political realities don’t always line up,” said Randy Awo who has been with Maui DOCARE for 18 years, the last seven as Branch Chief. “It’s important that we make protecting our natural resources a political priority.” From evicting trespassers living in lava caves to busting gun-toting, ice-smoking poachers in the mountains, DOCARE officers face daily challenges that are as unique as Maui’s environment. “We hit the ground running, ready for anything,” said Yamamoto. “We are faced with the dangerous and the bizarre.” For instance, DOCARE officer Nalu Yen told of hiking into the uninviting kiawe thicket next to the Pu’u Olai cinder cone in Makena State park and finding a new definition of the term “wildlife.” “When patrolling these state lands, we’ll come across these gay sex stations which basically consist of a single bamboo mat laid down over the dirt and thorns with a

plastic bag for waste and used condoms thrown about,” said Yen. “It’s definitely a public heath risk,” says Yen. Last year, a couple pigmy whales beached themselves on a Kihei beach. DOCARE officer Brooks Tamaye responded to the distress call. “The whale was getting pounded by the shore break so I entered the ocean to hold her upright to make sure her blowhole was clear,” he said. Before it was transported to the nearby Whale Sanctuary, Tamaye stayed with the whale in the relentless surf for hours, holding the 10-foot whale while making sure onlookers kept their distance. Then there was the time Stanley Okamoto, the senior member of the DOCARE Enforcement team who often talked to children about how to show proper respect for Maui’s land and artifacts, visited Kihei School. “I remember when students from Kihei School called me to tell me that an adult had taken them hiking in the lava field of Ahihi Kinau Natural Area Reserve,” he said. “When they came across a Hawaiian burial, the adult [guiding] them proceeded to take a skull, a plate, a coconut bowl and opihi shell type jewelry.” Thanks to Okamoto’s community outreach, DOCARE retrieved the artifacts and prosecuted the man.

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awai’i’s natural resources are in crisis,” said Awo. “Maui is growing rapidly. More people means more growth, more growth means more pollution, the introduction of more alien species into our landscape and more pressure on our natural resources. More visitors as well as residents are tapping into these resources and not necessarily being sensitive or knowledgeable about why they have to conduct themselves in a certain way.” As one of the fastest growing counties in the state, you’d think Maui’s DOCARE office would get adequate staff to cover their sweeping responsibilities. That’s not the case. “We market our resources to the entire world and say, ‘Come participate, come interact, go to our ocean, go to our shoreline, use our mountains, use our streams,” said Awo. “We convey all these messages, yet according to a survey conducted by former DLNR chairman Mike Wilson in the early ‘90s, Hawai’i ranked 49th in the nation in spending when it came to resources protection.” Maui County is unique in that DOCARE officers are responsible for surveying and patrolling four islands. Maui County DOCARE officers must patrol: all fresh water streams, 122,000 acres of state owned government lands, 565 acres of state parks, 167,533 acres of state owned Forest Reserve lands, 26,050 acres of Natural Area Reserves, 28,000 acres in the Kaho’olawe Island Reserve—including its ocean waters and submerged lands extending from shoreline to two miles seaward—and all state-owned marine waters and submerged lands, an area that starts at the shoreline of each island and extends three miles seaward. As DLNR’s only law enforcement entity, DOCARE officers must know all applicable federal, state and county laws, statutes, rules and ordinances. They must specialize in all categories dealing with the protection of Hawai’i’s marine life, minerals and endangered and threatened species. They also have to know firearms and how to remove marijuana plants from state lands. As if their workload wasn’t heavy enough, DOCARE officer workloads increased after 9/11. Since DLNR owns and operates Lahaina Harbor, Maui DOCARE is now required to put together a federally mandated security plan for the anchoring of cruise ships and the tendering of their passengers into Lahaina. The plan calls for the posting of two DOCARE enforcement officers on the dock the entire time a cruise ship is in port. During the peak season, this means that nearly every day, two officers are pulled from the field to stand on the dock. On occasion, two and sometimes even three cruise ships anchor off of Lahaina Harbor. As the cruise ship business continues to increase in Maui County, more officers will be working harbor security instead of protecting our natural resources. For the past few years, DOCARE has run on a skeleton crew of just six enforcement officers and two supervisors on Maui, one officer and supervisor on Lanai and one officer on Molokai to patrol or cover all this. Needless to say, the branch is stretched thin. “Ideally, what I need to accomplish our goals in Maui County is to employ 50 enforcement officers plus five more supervisors and five more clerical support staff,” said Awo. Recently, higher-ups lifted a departmental hiring freeze, enabling Awo to hire five more enforcement officers on Maui. While grateful, Awo said he needs more. “My men are working under dire circumstances,” he said. “We have a good staff here, but we are small and our challenges continue to increase. We need more officers. I don’t think this will happen in my lifetime but it would be nice if it could happen in the lifetime of our children.”

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As one of the fastest growing counties in the state, you’d think Maui’s DOCARE office would get adequate staff to cover their sweeping responsibilities. That’s not the case.

rowing up in Waimanalo on Oahu on Hawaiian Homestead lands, Awo said his Hawaiian upbringing taught him that Hawai’i is sacred and its resources should never be taken for granted. He told me he was deeply influenced by his grandfather and his father, Keoki Awo, an enforcement officer on Oahu who started his 25-year career as a Fish and Game warden before Hawai’i became a state. Awo vividly remembers his first realization that Hawai’i’s resources were depleting. “As a boy in Waimanalo, the end of the summer season was always marked by the running of the moi li’i (small, juvenile moi),” Awo said. “The sea was so thick with the moi li’i as the school migrated by the blue water appeared black. The fish would bang against our legs and surfboards as we played in the water. As I got older, I started noticing less and less moi li’i. By the time I left Waimanalo in 1980, the moi li’i runs had long since ended.” Some fishermen say the reason for their decline was the introduction of the ta’apei, a game fish from Tahiti. An invasive predator species, the ta’apei began eating the moi li’i. The moi li’i’s disappearance deeply affected Awo and helped solidify his desire to help save Hawai’i’s dwindling resources. Awo told me that government has not caught up with the traditional Hawaiian feeling that the ‘aina exists to sustain life. “Unlike the Hawaiians that came before us, we live in a world of modern conveniences,” he said. “We routinely gather our food from the shelves of a grocery rather than the lo’i (taro patch) or directly from the ocean. We live in our homes and get water from a tap rather than a stream or freshwater spring. We have separated ourselves from what’s occurring all around us. “As a result, people in general don’t realize that Hawai’i’s resources are in crisis, and the crisis is growing,” he continued. “Our ancestors understood that their very existence was connected to the health and well being of the land. It was reflected in their laws, where failure to comply often resulted in death. Today nothing has really changed in that the quality of the food that we eat and the water that we drink are directly related to the quality of our natural environment. Hawai’i is a special and sacred place with finite resources. It must be cared for and protected.” Awo said he feels fortunate that his men—“good soldiers,” as he called them— embrace this philosophy as whole-heartedly as he does. “Our officers have performed well under difficult and challenging circumstances,” he said. “They are responsible for responding to a wide array of issues occurring 24/7. I am proud of what they have been able to achieve given the limited resources that they have had to work with. We are grateful to the numerous community, cultural and environmental groups that have partnered with the DLNR to make Maui and Hawai’i a better place. “We all recognize that Hawai’i is under a great deal of environmental stress,” he continued. “There is still unfinished business and much more work that needs to be done.” MTW

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It’s a simple layout: walking in, you see tables and booths on the right, a combination bakery counter and full bar on the left. Scanning the menu, I decided on the Roasted Vegetable sandwich. “You’re such a closeted vegan,” said Sam. “I am not,” I said. “Yes you are,” she said. “I had pepperoni pizza for dinner last night!” I said. “Yeah, but you’re going vegetarian,” she said. “You write about it all the time. You cover all the vegan lectures…” “I don’t cover all the lectures,” I said, realizing my protests were getting weaker. “You cover most of them,” she said. I was there for lunch, not rigorous introspection, and I dropped the matter. But I still ordered the Roasted Vegetable sandwich.

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Usually we hold Maui Time Weekly editorial meetings at the Maui Time Weekly World Headquarters. They’re basically informal affairs, where we talk about what we did the previous night, what we’re doing the upcoming weekend and other stuff like that. Anyway, for reasons that are still a little hazy to me, we decided to hold last week’s meeting away from the office. Far away from the office, actually: Moana Bakery & Café in Paia. For those of you who’ve never heard of Moana Café, it’s a quaint little place on Baldwin, which I know doesn’t tell you very much because everything in Paia is on Baldwin except for Livewire Café, that new pizza place and that secret nude beach.

It wasn’t what I expected at all. Served open-faced on two squares of fluffy focaccia bread, each half was piled a couple inches high with roasted vegetables. One slice supported a tangle of sprouts, some squash and a few avocado wedges, while the other held more squash, onions and tomatoes. If placed together, they would have constructed a sandwich well over three inches tall, so I gamely knife and forked it. Like most of the sandwiches, it also came with a small side salad and some delicious potato chunks. Jen ordered Lamb Wahi wrap, which is just a wrap with lots of tender chunks of lamb and some vegetables thrown in. “Would you call it lambtastic?” I asked her after the meal. “Yes, I would call it lambtastic!” she said. “It had sprouts, too, and I hate sprouts. But I ate it all.” I suspect—but naturally can’t prove—that Sam spent extra time grilling me because she couldn’t decide what to order. Eventually she asked our server about the Seared Ahi wrap. “That’s my favorite thing in the menu,” said our server. “If you don’t like it, I’ll eat it and you can order something else.” “I’ll go with that, then,” Sam said, smiling. As things turned out, our server was profoundly disappointed. “This is the best thing ever,” Sam said, digging into the wrap of greens and ahi. She then proceeded to eat it all—not voraciously like the way I consumed my meal, but more ladylike. On our way out, we passed by the bakery. Sam looked over the many pastries, then sighed. “They only have cherry strudel,” she said. “What?” asked Jen. “No apple?!” It was a hell of a way to end a meeting.

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CENTRAL MAUI Ak’s Cafe - Local food to pasta to steaks and fresh fish. M-F 10 a.m.-2 p.m., 4:45-8:30 p.m., Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. Open daily, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 244-5950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. MonSat, 8 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Sun, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m., M-F 5 p.m.-8 p.m., Fr-Sa 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. Mon-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Open 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks. Open Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 877-4950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MonSat, 6:45 a.m.-10 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Mon, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tue-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. Open 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Fri-Sat, 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Every month you choose 12 meals to make at home. Wed-Sat. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. Mon-Fri, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 6:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. Mon-Sun 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Mon-Sat, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Italian. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Japanese and local cuisine. 7 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., 4 p.m.-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Sun-Thu, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; Fri-Sat, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 2426000. $$ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Open daily at 7 a.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. Open 9 a.m to 7 p.m. Mon through Sat. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty glazed doughnuts. Su-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m., Fr-Sa 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Fast food. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $

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L&L Drive In - Local. Fr-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Daily 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Su-Th 5 p.m.-9 p.m., Fr-Sa 5 p.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill Deli - Italian. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822. Maui Bake Shop - French bakery, deli. 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m., Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-CUPS. $ Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the groups who call Hawai’i home. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas. 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. Su-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., FrSa 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 11 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - Japanese. Open Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2492420. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. 6 a.m.-10 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open 11 am - 2 pm, M-F 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sat, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, TuTh 6 a.m.-11 p.m., Fr-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

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Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine, delicious noodle dishes. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open Mon-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and sandwiches. M-Sa 7 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Pacific Rim cuisine. 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 8749299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6 a.m.-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. 12 p.m.-3 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Restaurant - Mexican food with vegetarian items. Open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $

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Two eggs any style and a 6 oz NY Steak with toast

Ahi tuna dusted with cajun spices, seared and served over cabbage. Garnished with pickled ginger Kaiware sprouts and Wasabi

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Crispy Crabcakes Lump Crab, lightly bound and breaded with cornflakes & served with tangy remoulade sauce

Shrimp Cocktail Six large poached shrimp served with spicy cocktail sauce

1/2 pound charbroiled beef patty with lettuce, tomato and red onion on a toasted bun

Fresh Fish Sandwich Fresh fish of the day served with lettuce, tomato, and red onion topped with coleslaw and tartar sauce on a toasted bun

Turkey Breast Deluxe

● Salads Stella’s Holiday Salad Upcountry greens tossed with red wine vinaigrette, dried cranberries, walnuts & feta cheese

Sliced roasted turkey with lettuce, tomato and cranberry mayo on sourdough

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Classic Caesar Salad

Traditional meal served with mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, vegetables and cranberries

Hearts of romaine tossed with home made croutons & Parmesan cheese

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Pan Seared Onaga

Three eggs scrambled with ham, bacon and jack cheese

With a lemon-caper butter sauce, rice pilaf and vegetables

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Stir Fry

Two eggs poached on a toasted English muffin topped with homemade hollandaise sauce. Choice of ham, turkey or ham with lox

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Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - A fantastic salad bar and healthy natural foods. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Ono Fish & Chips. Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, next to Starbucks, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere. 11 a.m.-2 a.m.1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 8740414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

OutBack Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. MSa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 4:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m-3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 7:30 a.m.-4 p.m., 5 p.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese cuisine, along with some Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tue-Sun, from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches, ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tue-Sat, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily from 6 a.m.8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and pastries around. Open 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Cantina - Local food. 222 Papalaua St., Lahaina. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 6613111. $$

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Cafe Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ CJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Kekaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;a Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:309 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open Tue-Sat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paulâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill. 4405 Honoapiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gabyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovaniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiianstyle coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whalerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Village, Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonnyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ilani Hwy., Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anapali, 661-4500. $

Kahuna Kabob - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Okuâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sushi Bar. Open 5:30-10 p.m.; Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoapâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661â&#x20AC;&#x201C;3472. $ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilaniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Mon-Sun. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mamaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthonyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Onoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloominâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacificâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellmanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina. $ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., Fr-Sa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quiznoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Subs - Toasted subs. Open Mon-Sat, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Royâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anapali, 661-3123. $$

Ruthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

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Tropical Hotties Saturday, 3 p.m. at Borders in Kahului; 10 p.m. at Longhi’s [MODELS/MUSIC] Whatever—as if anyone will actually read this, you know, when a picture of a halfnaked surfer girl is so worth a thousand words… Ahem… Anyway, here goes: Along with a reggae-riffic performance by Marty Dread (at Longhi’s), the Tropical Energy Maui Girls will be screening their Maui Girls DVD, as well as signing their calendar—a locally produced product featuring only girls from Maui’s North Shore surf scene. Tropical Energy is a company set up by Tristan Boxford “for the production and promotion of extreme sports through the creation of unique and exciting media events.” For more info, visit www.tropicalenergy.com. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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Groundation Roots Thursday, 10 p.m., Casanova; Friday, 10 p.m., Waveriders [REGGAE] After weeks of touring Europe and penetrating Brazil for the first time with their jazzy reggae beats, Groundation returns to Maui, bringing with them a fresh, rejuvenated vibe that we’re all aching to break the stagnant air. Having played with bands like Black Uhuru, Israel Vibrations and Zap Mama, not to mention rockin’ countries all over the world, Groundation has no doubt enhanced their well-acknowledged ability to infuse new sounds with true roots reggae. Groundation was founded in 1998 by original band members Marcus Urani, Ryan Newman and Harrison Stafford and later joined by David Cachere (jazz trumpeter), Kelsey Howard (trombone) and Paul Spina (drums), replacing the original drummer, James Stafford, in 2001. Committed to speaking freely through their music to enlighten and inspire on par with their name—a groundation of hierarchy and class—they are taking it a step further by bringing their message to the masses. Their first full-length dub CD, Dub Wars, combines tracks from their two most recent studio albums and an unprecedented unity of renowned reggae artists Apple Gabriel (Israel Vibrations) and Don Carlos (Black Uhuru). So are you ready for some roots? Jah Rastafari! [TALLIA MONTERROSO]

Recognize Zion-I Thursday, 10 p.m. at Paradice Bluz [RAP] This Oakland rap duo has been touted recently as being introspective, integrative and totally in da hook—focusing on bridging the gap between the Bay Area’s variegated underground hip-hop scenes. SF Weekly’s Ross Viator wrote in October that MC Zion’s voice “resides at the intersection of Q-Tip and Eazy E—heavy on the treble, but with just the right amount of rasp.” Also featuring producer Amp Live, Zion-I’s latest political and emotionally charged release, True & Livin’, fuses rap with soul, jazz and blues, and “runs the gamut from saxophone soaked reflections of life in ghetto American, to synthesized, upbeat, socially conscious anthems to acoustic guitar-driven southern blues ballads.” But I’m sure they’re also down with you throwing your hands in the air and waving them like you just don’t care—you know, if that’s your thing. Cover: $10.

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This Week in Imported DJs: Q-Burns Friday, 10 p.m. at Hapa’s [HOUSE] Q-Burns Abstract Message is a funky house DJ, inspired by the likes of Kool & the Gang, Earth Wind & Fire, and Marvin Gaye. He’s based out of San Francisco (aren’t all DJs?!) and Florida, where he’s been twice awarded “Best DJ of the Year” by the Orlando Weekly. Also, Spin Magazine named him one of the 22 best American electronic artists. He’s spun on tour with The Chemical Brothers, Fatboy Slim and Lo-Fidelity All Stars. And he’s played in Siberia—actually, he was the first U.S. DJ ever to do so. At least, as far as we know.

Food for Thought Monday, 7 p.m. at the Cameron Center Auditorium in Wailuku

This Week in Untapped Reservoirs: DJ Ed V

[FOOD LECTURE] Most of us know that eating is good for our bodies—there aren’t many of us who can go more than two, three weeks without some kind of food—but did you know that what we eat also affects our minds? What we eat affects our sleep, thoughts and feelings. Anyway, Dr. Neil Nedley, a practicing physician who specializes in internal medicine, is something of an authority on the subject. His book on the subject, titled Proof Positive: How to Reliably Combat Disease and Achieve Optimal Health through Nutrition and Lifestyle, is already in its fourth printing. This week, Nedley will give the latest in the Vegetarian Society of Hawai’i’s series of free lectures on the importance of a vegan diet. Something tells me Nedley won’t be telling us that it’s okay to eat a chili cheeseburger right before you go to bed. For more information, call 808-944-8344 or visit www.vsh.org. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Mondays, 10 p.m., South Shore Tiki Lounge [LOCAL DJ] If you haven’t made it to the Tiki on a Monday night lately, you’re missing out. I went this week and, even though the attendance wasn’t overwhelming, I had so much fun. DJ Ed V spins drum ‘n bass and techno, but he mixes it up with hip-hop and dance music as well as some underground. He had Snoop makin’ me “drop it like it’s hot” to a faster beat and later brought back some of my favorite dance music from the early ‘90’s. It was like a sample of raving back when I was a younger lass. I was impressed by how many people there danced—and were good at it. As a bonus, most of the boys and girls in the crowd were hot. An untapped reservoir for yummies, if you will. So what are you waiting for? Tap dat. [HEIDI KING]

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Centaurs, Minotaurs and Fauns C.S. Lewis’ weighty children’s fable makes the grade

Behold! What creatures lurk in your closet?! C.S. Lewis’ classic work of children’s literature is brought to exuberant life with enticing visuals and bright performances under the guidance of director/co-screenwriter Andrew Adamson (Shrek) and a large group of highly skilled animators, production designers and crew. Four young British siblings, living under the duress of WWII, take refuge in the country mansion of a kindly professor (Jim Broadbent) where they discover a passage to a fantastical wintry land via an old wardrobe. The children learn important lessons regarding betrayal, leadership and overcoming fear from a mystical ruler lion named Aslan (voiced by Liam Neeson) as they are plunged into a war against Jadis, the White Witch (Tilda Swinton). The movie features a cornucopia of talking creatures including centaurs, minotaurs and fauns that do battle in the film’s surprisingly violent climax to liberate Narnia from Jadis’ wintry curse. The filmmakers succeed in capturing the essence of Lewis’ fantastical work by keeping the film’s focus on the underdeveloped personalities of the children among painterly visual diversions that gradually become more prevalent. Andrew Adamson employs visual economy to the piece even with its wildly incredible elements of icy landscape and strange creatures. The youngest member of the family, Lucy (Georgie Henley), is the first to dis-

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cover the hidden magical land when she alone makes her way through a passageway of heavy furs inside of a giant wardrobe to set foot on the snowy ground of Narnia. A cozy streetlight marks the outside of the passageway where Lucy meets an odd Pan-like creature named Mr. Tumnus (James McAvoy). Mr. Tumnus calls himself a faun even if his thick cloven-hoofed legs resemble those of a goat more than they do that of a deer. Lucy accepts an invitation for a cup of tea in Tumnus’ lair where he attempts to kidnap her in favor of his forced allegiance to the White Witch. Nonetheless, Lucy escapes back through the wardrobe to the safety of her siblings albeit without them believing her tale of brief adventure. The potentially frightening story wins the trust of young viewers by gradually allowing its young characters to test the waters of Narnia in a back and forth process that shows it to be a place that they can exit from at will. The success of the movie rests on the casting of four young actors who work convincingly well as independent thinkers connected by their bloodline. A significant aspect of the story concerns Edmund’s naïve association with the witch Jadis in return for a few pieces of Turkish Delight. Edmund (Skandar Keynes) is the second member of the Pevensie family to visit Narnia, and he falls for the intimidating charms of Tilda Swinton’s deathly sinister incarnation as the White Witch. So much so that when Edmund returns to the cold land with his siblings, he soon deserts them in favor of the promise of enjoying more Turkish Delight in the company of the evil Queen. Narnia is a feast of visual delights, but it is also an instructive story about wartime dilemmas. It’s a substantial element that makes the source material timeless. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES MAUI FILM FESTIVALâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CANDLELIGHT CINEMA â&#x20AC;&#x153;FIRST LIGHTâ&#x20AC;? SCREENINGS Wednesday, December 14 5 P.M., CASTLE THEATER PARADISE NOW - From the streets and alleys of Nablus, Nazareth and Tel Aviv comes this compellingly bold new call for peace. Winner of the Amnesty International Award and the European Blue Angel Best Film Award, this insightful, unvarnished and not-to-be-missed look at the root causes of unrest in the Middle East will stir passions and stimulate debate and soul searching among thoughtful people everywhere. Rated PG-13. 97 min. 7:30 P.M., CASTLE THEATER THE LIBERTINE - Johnny Depp, John Malkovich and Samantha Morton star in this period costume drama about the second Earl of Rochester, John Wilmot, a notorious figure in 17th century Europe, well-respected as a poet and author, who also earned no small degree of gossip for his freewheeling sex life and appetite for decadence. Rated R. 114 min.

New This Week KING KONG - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - In a massive jungle on Skull Island, creatures from prehistoric times have been protected and hidden for millions of years. And a group of nosy filmmakers hear of a giant gorilla named Kong. So of course they have to go on a search for this great ape. But their quests puts them up against not only Kong, but his dinosaur enemies. Yippee for them, a beautiul woman catches his eye so they can subdude him and take him back to New York. But why? Why?! You know heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just going to wreak havoc on the city. See, you shouldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve just left him alone. Starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black and Adrien Brody. 187 min. (Kimberly L. Welch) THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA - (PG) Action/Adventure, Fantasy - The story follows the exploits in World War II England of four Pevensie siblings, Edmond, Lucy, Susan and Peter, who enter the world of Narnia through a magical wardrobe while playing a game of 'â&#x20AC;?hide and seek.â&#x20AC;? Once there, the children discover a charming, peaceful land inhabited by talking beasts, dwarfs, fauns, centaurs and giants that has become a world cursed to eternal winter by the

evil White Witch, Jadis. (Boy, she must have been really pissed off). Under the guidance of a noble Aslanâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;oh yeah, he is a mystical ruler, and a lionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the children fight to overcome the White Witch's powerful hold over Narnia. 140 min. (KLW) SYRIANA - (R) -Thriller, Drama - In a tangled mess of lies, deception and amoral realities George Clooney plays a moralistic CIA agent whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s realizing that heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dedicated his life to a less-than-honest career, while Matt Damon plays an oil broker who seeks redemption in a partnership with an idealistic Gulf prince (Alexander Siddig), as he questions his own life decisions through the agony of a family tragedy. 123 min. (Tallia Monterroso)

Now Showing AEON FLUX - (PG-13) - Action - In the future the seemingly perfect world is anything but and there is no freedom, only government control. Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron) is the head agent of a rebel force and on the front line of a secret fight. 125 min. (Gabrielle Poccia) CHICKEN LITTLE - (G) - Animated, Comedy Chicken Little is trying to mend his reputation. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s already made an ass out of himself by falsely telling the whole town that the sky was falling and now is just trying to lay low. Unfortunately, he discovers that the sky really is going to fall and he and his misfit friends must get the whole town out of harmâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s way. 96 min. (GP) DERAILED - (R) - Thriller - This is the classic story of married man meets sexy woman, and passion ignites. Then not only must he decide between the life he knows and a love heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s never dreamed of but he also has to deal with a violent criminal using the lovers in an evil plot. Now the two must put their priorities in order and try to save their families and their lives. Still, I hope they find the time to get a little adultery in. 110 min. (GP) HARRY POTTER & THE GOBLET OF FIRE - PG Fantasy - Harry finds himself selected as an underaged competitor in a dangerous multi-wizardary school competition. Once again he is the center of controversy. 165 min. (GP) ICE HARVEST - (R) - Comedy - A successful mob lawyer and his partner attempt to steal 2 million dollars from a Kansas City boss. As they try to get out of town during a major storm, they begin to draw attention with their questionable behavior. 100 min. (GP) INTO THE BLUE - (PG13) - Action, Thriller - When four hot young divers (including Jessica Alba and Paul Walker) discover a shipwreck containing millions in gold, they assume everything will be dandy. But nearby, a sunken plane full of illegal cargo threatens to interfere with their capture of the riches. Their plan proves

hazardous when smugglers invade the area to recover their missing plane. Running around wild in their bathing suits, they must work together to escape disaster. 110 min. (GP) JUST FRIENDS - (PG-13) - Comedy - Home for the holidays, Chris is determined to get the girl of his dreams, Jamie, to see him as a sex object and not just a good friend. Sexual Frustration ensues. 109 min. (GP) KISS KISS BANG BANG - (R) - Comedy - A thief is mistakenly taken for a talented actor and flown to Hollywood where he gets caught up in a murder mystery, alongside a gay detective and the girl of his dreams. 105 min. (GP) LEGEND OF ZORRO 2 - (PG-13) - Action-Adventure - Now that Zorro has fought and won the battle over California he faces his biggest challengeâ&#x20AC;Ś marriage. Zorro must try to keep the promise he made to his wife to give up his secret identity and lead a normal life, meanwhile the threat of danger from bandits is more real than ever. Hopefully the married life hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t dwindled the sexual tension between these two. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the best part. (GP) PRIDE AND PREJUDICE - (PG) - Romance - From Jane Austenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s classic story of a boy and girl who pretend like they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t like the other and meanwhile fall hopelessly in love. It goes to show that love conquers all. 126 min. (GP) RENT - (PG-13) - Musical/ Drama - Young actors struggle to cover the cost of living in New York City while dealing with the rest of lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s challenges. A modern version of the opera La Boheme. 145 min. (GP) SAW 2 - (R) - Horror - I love a good mind screw. When I watch a thriller, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m disappointed when I can figure out the ending before it plays out. So when a movie keeps me guessing until the end and then throws me a curveball, I am thoroughly impressed. The first Saw not only did that, it made me wet the bed. Reallyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;my housemate doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t let me watch scary movies late night anymore. In the second Saw, the bad guy has eight people in a roomâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;let the mutilation and mind games begin! And Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going to buy plastic sheets. 93 min. (Heidi King) WALK THE LINE - (PG-13) - Drama - Joaquin Phoenix stars in this look at the rise of the rebellious music icon Johnny Cash. Reese Witherspoon plays June Carter, the love of his life. Think Ray, but country. 135 min. (Anthony Pignataro) YOURS, MINE AND OURS - (PG) - Comedy - A military man meets a hippy woman, they get married, then their combined 18 children must eithe radjust to a crowded lifestyle or break up the parents partnership. 100 min. (GP)

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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Chronicles Of Narnia - PG - Fr, M-Tu (11:30, 12:15, 1, 2:30, 3:15, 4, 5:30), 6:30, 7, 8:45, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (11:30, 12:15, 1, 2:30, 3:15), 4, 5:30, 6:30, 7, 8:45, 9:30, 10 Derailed - R - Th only (2, 4:35), 7:05, 9:40 Harry Potter - PG-13 - Th (12, 12:30, 1:50, 2:50, 3:30, 4, 5:20), 6:30, 7, 7:30, 9, Fr, M-Tu (11:10, 11:45, 12:30, 1:50, 2:15, 3:10, 4:10, 5:10, 5:40), 6:45, 7:40, 8:30, 9, Sa-Su (11:10, 11:45, 12:30, 1:50, 2:15, 3:10), 4:10, 5:10, 5:40, 6:45, 7:40, 8:30, 9 Into the Blue - PG-13 - Th only (1:35), 4:10, 6:50, 9:30 King Kong - PG13 - Sneak Preview! Wed 12am Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang - R - Th (1:45, 4:15), 7:35, 9:55, Fr, M-Tu (11:15, 1:40, 4:20), 7:20, 9:40, Sa-Su (1:40), 4:20, 7:20, 9:40 Legend of Zorro - PG - Th only (1:25), 6:55 Pride and Prejudice - PG - Th (1:30, 2:10, 4:20, 5), 7:10, 7:50, 10, Fr, M-Tu (11, 1:40, 4:25), 7:10, 9:55, Sa-Su (11, 1:40), 4:25, 7:10, 9:55 Saw 2 - R - Th only (4:40), 10 Syriana - R - Fr, M-Tu (11, 11:40, 1:45, 2:25, 4:30, 5:20), 7:15, 8:50, 10, Sa-Su (11, 11:40, 1:45, 2:25), 4:30, 5:20, 7:15, 8:50, 10 Yours, Mine and Ours - PG - Th (1:40, 2:20, 3:50, 4:30), 6:45, 7:20, 9:15, 9:45, Fr, M (11:20, 2:20, 4:35), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:20, 2:20), 4:35, 7:30, 9:45, Tu (11:20, 2:20, 4:35), 7:30, 9:45

KAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;AHUMANU 6 Queen Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Aeon Flux - PG-13 - Daily (12:30, 2:50), 5:05, 7:20, 9:35 Chicken Little - G - Daily (12:55, 3), 5:10, 7:15, 9:15 Ice Harvest - R - Daily (12:40, 2:45), 5, 7:30, 9:45 Just Friends - PG-13 - Daily (12:35, 2:55), 5:15, 7:35, 10 Rent - PG-13 - Daily (1), 4:15, 7:10, 10:05 Walk the Line - R - Daily (12:30), 4:05, 7:05, 9:55

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Th, (1), 4:15, 7, 10:05 Rent - PG-13 - Th (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 10:15 Walk the Line - R - Th (1:15), 4:30, 7:45 Yours, Mine and Ours - PG - Th (1:45), 5, 7:45, 9:45

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Chicken Little - G - Th only (4:30), 7:15, 9:15 Chronicles Of Narnia - PG- Fr, M-W (4), 7, 10, SaSu (1), 4, 7, 10 Rent - PG-13 - Th only (4), 7, 10, Syriana - R- Fr, M-W (3:45), 6:45, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:45), 3:45, 6:45, 9:45 Walk the Line - R - Th (3:45), 6:45, 9:45, Fr, M-W (4:15), 7:35, Sa-Su (12:30), 4:15, 7:35 Yours, Mine and Ours - PG - Th (4:15), 7:20, 9:30, Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:20, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:30, 7:20, 9:30

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The Johnny Cash of Kirtan The spiritual transformation of Krishna Das He is the rockstar of devotional chant. But Krishna Das would vehemently denounce that proclamation, saying instead that his best-selling albums of westernized, traditional Hindu devotional music and packed concerts are not for entertainment’s sake but are simply forums for his own spiritual meditations— to be “in the presence of” his guru, Neem Karoli Baba (Maharaj-ji). “My performances,” said Das in a July 2005 article by Don Heckman in the Los Angeles Times, “are a way of clearing out the dark places in my heart.” But it’s this element of darkness—this redemptive yearning—that makes Das so appealing. It’s an appeal that I find has parallels to the late, great Johnny Cash. Like Cash, Das has a somber, mesmerizing voice that is undeniably strong yet belies a certain profound sense of longing

Krishna Das & Friends Tuesday, 7 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC. Tickets: $25. Call 242-7469. or connection. Both Cash and Das seem to be singing directly to God, through sin and salvation, in an effort to quiet the demons inside. Both come from turbulent pasts, filled with drug and alcohol addictions, which only serves to make the salvation more authentic, the devotion more powerful. “It blows my mind, first of all, that there really is a ‘spiritual path,’” said Das in his documentary, One Life at a Time. “And then it blows my mind even more that I might be on it.” In the early 1970’s, Krishna Das (then Jeffrey Kagel) was one of many Westerners who latched onto the wave of Eastern philosophies made popular by Ram Dass and his pivotal book, Be Here Now. It was after conversations with Dass that Das decided to make his own venture to India in a quest to “open and purify” his heart. It was there that Das studied Bhakti Yoga and Buddhist meditation practices with Maharaj-ji, who was thought to be the embodiment of Hanuman, the Monkey God. Das went deep into the practice of kirtan, or the fluid chanting of the names of God. But after three years, Maharaj-ji told Das to go back to America. At that time, Das wasn’t ready to go back. He was fearful and still didn’t know

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The dark and light of KD what purpose, if any, he had in America. But he went, and fell into a spiral of depression, drugs and alcohol, which didn’t let up for several years, even preventing a return trip to India when Maharaj-ji beckoned for him. By the time Das made it back to India several after his guru’s death, he was still in a deep depression. But something profound happened when he visited the temple where Maharaj-ji used to reside. That’s when Das says he “got the hit,” when every moment of his life flashed before his eyes—every emotion he ever had and the reasons for his actions—as well as the knowledge that Maharaj-ji was there with him every step of the way. It was a moment that would change his life forever. He decided he would sing to his guru. The result has been prolific. Das has now worked with rap/rock producer Rick Rubin, Steely Dan producer Walter Becker, Aerosmith producer Jay Messsina and Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen, Madonna and Sting. His Kosmic Kirtan Posse—his satsang singers— has featured Mike D of the Beastie Boys. Not that Das cares about any of that. By the way, Rick Rubin also produced Johnny Cash’s four American Recordings albums. MTW

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Using a blueprint of old school funk, disco, R&B, new wave, classic rock, pop and electronic hip-hop, JESSE SAUNDERS is the architect of the musical style known as “House Music.” He wrote, produced and released the first documented House record titled “ON & ON” through his own label Jes Say Records. JESSE believes in “breaking new ground and my music must have a message and a meaning”. He opened wide the doors to his House and invited the world in. With programs like Rave Secure and AV Talent Search he ensures that his heritage will live on. He continues to tear the roof off with slamming sets and forays into the world of film and publishing. Whatever JESSE SAUNDERS does, one thing is certain, HOUSE is where his heart is.

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DJ Q-Burns, Live A Little 9pm

Flirt Party w/DJ LX, 9pm

TUE - El Dogg, rock-reggae, 4-9pm, No cover $3 party w/DJ LX, 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Groundation - Thursday-Friday. The returning roots

reggae band that continues to educate and bring people together through music and message. Tickets: $15. Thu, 10p.m., Casanova, 572-0220; Fri, 9 p.m., Maui Waveriders, 661-1200. Zion 1 - Thursday (tonight!). MC Zion and DJ Producer Amp Live will be pushing boundaries of hiphop, and bringing a mix of street verse underlined by varied beats to create a complicated, powerful and emotional onslaught of political personal poetics, fused with soulful electronic rhythms. Tickets: $10. 9 p.m., Paradice Bluz, 667-5299. Marty Dread & Tropical Energy Maui Girls Saturday. Bring your sharpies—the calendar girls will be signing calendars and screening their Maui Girls DVD. 10 p.m., Longhi’s, 667-2288. Sonny Ching & Halau Na Mamo O Pu`uanahulu Saturday. This holiday performance, with more than 70 dancers ranging in age from teens to seniors, celebrates ancient Hawaiian cultural traditions through chant, song and dance. Tickets: $38, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. A Maui Christmas Concert - Sunday. The Maui Pops Orchestra, under the direction of the brilliant Stuart Chafetz, brings music from the Nutcracker Ballet with dancers from MAPA. Featuring the return of piano virtuoso, Hyperon Knight, performing the Grieg Piano Concerto and some of his signature encores, as well as local vocal artists Debra Lynn, Jerry Eiting, Janna Hinebaugh and eight-year-old Madeline Rose. Tickets: $35, $25, $20, $10. 3:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Krishna Das & Friends - Tuesday. World-renowned "Chant Master of American Yoga," Krishna Das, shares the ancient path of Bhakti Yoga with his transforming and heart-opening evening of Kirtan. Special appearances by internationally revered spiritual leaders, Maui's own Ram Dass and Rabbi Marc Gafni, make this a unique treat of great music, intrigue and enlightening conversation. Tickets: $25. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

TICKETS ON SALE

Pato Banton - Dec. 15. This is the official Vans Triple Crown series featuring the one and only superstar, Pato Banton, spreading his Reggae Revolution. Also, special guests, the Mad Caddies. Tickets in advance: $30. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center Amphitheater, 662-8589. Jesse Saunders - Dec. 17. Known as The Godfather of House Music, Saunders also delves into old school funk, disco, R&B, new wave, hip-hop, classic rock and anything else he wants, m’kay? Tickets: $10. 9 p.m., Hapa’s, 879-9001, or www.groovetickets.com. Neil Sedaka - Dec. 18. For almost five decades, Neil Sedaka’s penned and performed timeless standards such as, “Breaking Up is Hard To Do,” “Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen,” “Laughter in the Rain,” and over a 1000 more! Tickets: $45, $38, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Michael Franti & Spearhead - Dec. 30-31. Also special guests One at Last (formerly Lost at Last) with Jaya Lakshmi and Deva Priyo. A very special two days of music and exuberant release with the charismatic, outspoken, spectacular, musician/poet/activist Michael Franti. Accompanied by the soulful, booty-shaking, reggae, funky, jazzy, jam music of Spearhead. Tickets: (Dec.30) $30 adv., (Dec. 31) $50 adv. Discount for both $70, until Dec.25. Visit www.spearheadmaui.com. 6 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center Amphitheater, 662-8589 Yoga with Michael Franti - Dec. 31. An afternoon workshop of acoustic music and yoga featuring teachers Eddie Modestini and Nickie Doane. The emphasis of this class will be “Let It Go!”—letting go of whatever crap you have and letting in fresh and positive energy. Hallelujah! This’ll be a workshop like no other, combining yoga, acoustic music, singing, dance, meditation and playfulness. Tickets: $40 adv, $45 door. 1-4 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center Gymnasium, 662-8589. Gilles Vonsattel & Frank Huang - Jan. 5. Pianist and violinis, winners of the Naumburg International Competition. These two young Julliard musicians are virtuosos, with a program of electric, energetic and enigmatic piano/violin duets. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Tower of Power - Jan. 9 (rescheduled!). This

DECEMBER 6, 2005

MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Fat Jo, 9pm; WED - S.I.N. Night w/DJ Z, 9pm

DA KINE CALENDAR

renowned horn-driven funk outfit has been making albums and touring the world steadily since the early '70s. Long considered one of the greatest horn sections in the business, the 10 band members have collectively and individually recorded with most of the legends of rock, funk, blues, soul and jazz. Tickets: $45, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ernie Watts Quartet - Jan. 12. Two-time Grammy Award-winning tenor saxophonist Ernie Watts is one of the most versatile and prolific saxophone players on the music scene. In a diverse career that has spanned more than 30 years, he has been featured on more than 500 recordings with his distinctive and soulful sound. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Keb Mo - Jan. 12. Keb Mo draws heavily on the oldfashioned country blues of Robert Johnson, but keeps his sound contemporary with touches of soul and folksy storytelling. To hear Keb Mo play the blues is like watching Jordon play basketball or Gretzky play hockey: A simple thing of beauty. This night promises to be a masterpiece of traditional blues with gutsy vocals, virtuoso guitar and banjo picking—tasty sweetness from the master. Tickets: $45, $40, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. KNPR Presents “From The Top - Jan 13. A live taping for the weekly radio series broadcast on National Public Radio which showcases the nation's most exceptional pre-college age classical musicians. Host Christopher O’Riley, himself a distinguished concert pianist, introduces and oversees the one-hour program which presents five pre-college age young performers or ensembles with lively interviews, unique pre-produced segments, lighthearted sketches and musical games. Tickets: $40, $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. The Kanaka‘ole Family: Generations - Jan. 14. In some families the teaching and learning torch continues to be passed and burns very brightly. The Kanaka’ole Family is such a family, renowned for their dedication to continuity of the ancient, rich and vibrant Hawaiian cultural traditions. (The late Kumu Hula Edith Kanaka’ole is especially known for her commitment to Hawaiian culture.) This evening of talk story and presentation spans three generations of the Kanaka’ole Family: stretching from Edith’s daughters Pua and Nalani to great-grandson Kaumakaiwa. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Eroica Trio - Jan 15. Whether playing the great standards of the piano trio repertoire or daring contemporary works, the three fiery, beautiful and intensely talented women who make up this celebrated ensemble electrify the concert stage with performances of depth and precision. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469 Shanghai Circus - Jan. 16-17. Born of a 2500-year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending and daring displays by knifethrow. Tickets: $22, $16, $10. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Footloose - Jan. 27-28. Presented by Baldwin High School. The story revolves around a Chicago boy who moves to a small farming town during his high school senior year. As if being the new kid in town isn't difficult enough, he soon finds out the town has rigid laws; one being a strict ban on dancing. Tickets: $14, $10, 7. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 2 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Three Phantoms In Concert - Jan. 20. Enjoy three magnificent tenors, Craig Schulman, Kevin Gray and Cris Groenendaal, each of whom has portrayed the legendary Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. They'll sing songs from Les Miserables, Guys & Dolls, Man of La Mancha, Sweeney Todd, Kiss Me Kate and Jekyll & Hyde. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Tita Out: What? Again? - Jan. 20-22. Local actress/radio personality Kathy Collins brings back her one-tita show with new stories and special guests Willie K and Eric Gilliom. Chicken-skin stories, Hawaiian history and legends, musical mastery and pidgin pride! Winner of the Hawaii Music Awards' 2005 Comedy Album of the Year, "Tita" will have you laughing "fo' days"! Tickets: $25. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Jake Shimabukuro - Jan. 26-29. Known for lightning-fast fingers and revolutionary playing techniques, Jake Shimabukuro is a young master of the ‘ukulele who shatters musical boundaries. He plays music previously unthought-of for the instrument (anything from “The Star Spangled Banner” to jazz standards) and has created groundbreaking new styles with his boundless reserves of energy. Ticket: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Julia Migenes - Jan. 31. Opera diva, dancer, Broadway actress, film star, Grammy-winner for the soundtrack of the opera film Carmen, where she played the title role, choreographer of the dance and music recital Passions Latines, and author of this onewoman show, Julia Migenes brings passion, sensuality and endless talent to every role. Tickets $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Lunasa - Feb. 3. Called an “Irish music dream team” by Folk Roots magazine, this all-star quintet Lúnasa is comprised of alumni from some of the greatest Irish groups of the decade. Named for an ancient Celtic harvest festival in honor of the god Lugh (patron of the arts) Lúnasa redefines traditional music with inventive arrangements and bass-driven grooves that go straight to the heart of the rhythms, and steer Irish acoustic music into surprising new territories. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. The Lim Family: Generations - Feb. 4. Three generations of the Lim Family (Aunty MaryAnn, Lorna, Elmer, Carrington, Nani Lim-Yap, and even the keiki) join together onstage to perform music and dance— their family tradition! Hailing from Kohala on Hawai‘i Island, and frequent Merrie Monarch winners, the Lims are proud to present the music and dance of their home island, passed along through their family, from one generation of artists to the next. Tickets: $22. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469 Keali’i Reichel - Feb. 10-11. One of Hawaii’s most popular performing artists and a respected kumu hula, Maui’s own Keali`i Reichel has captivated audiences with a winning blend of contemporary and traditional Hawaiian music. He has been awarded a dozen Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, been nominated for a Grammy Award and tours throughout the US and Japan. Tickets: $38, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Elvis Costello - April 2, 2006. Also, Steve Nieve. With songs like “Pump It Up,” “Watching The Detectives” and “Every Day I Write the Book” (our favorite!)—oh, we could go on and on. For over 25 years, Costello along with his backing group The Attractions, has changed the face of modern Rock and Roll. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

CRAFT FAIR

Alternative Care Services - Thu, 9 a.m.-2 p.m., Cameron Center, Wailuku. Christmas and Hawaiian house hold items, baked goods, and other foods. Upcountry Christmas House Craft Fair - Sun, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at 2811 Kokomo Road, Haiku. Beaded jewelry, gift baskets, handbags, Christmas ornaments, baked goods, Christmas stockings and handmade gifts. For info, call 268-3349. Gingerbread Festival Easter Seals Hawaii - 10 a.m.-3 p.m. at Kihei Community Center. The Easter Seals Hawaii Annual Gingerbread Festival is designed to bring together all members of the family, extended-family, and friends to share in a fun-filled community event. For info, call 249-2065.

EVENTS

Dotsoul Cyberpark - Thu-Wed, 8-9 p.m. Close Encounters of Da Kine. Yes that’s right a week long Maui 3D Chat. Ever had something happen to you that cannot be explained by ordinary logic. Well here is your big chance tell your tale. Free. The little bluedoor <http://www.dotsoul.net> Coffee, Cake and Kabbalah - Every Sun, 11 a.m.12 p.m., LiveWire Café, Paia. Journey through the world of mystical teachings with Rabbi Sholom Schusterman. Discuss, explore, and learn how to apply these teachings to your daily life. All are welcome. Free. For info, call 249-8770. Dance Party! - Every Sat, 6:15 p.m., Omari Studio B, MACC. All level singles and couples welcome. There is a rug that is begging to be cut. Who’s gonna step up? $5. Whalers Village Events - All performances take place at the center stage. Sun, Magic show and face painting, 6-8 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; 7:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Lei making

class 12-2 p.m.; Wed, Polynesian Hula, 6:30-7, 7:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Benoit Jazz Trio, 7-8 p.m.; Thu, paint your own Christmas ornament, 2-4 p.m.; Fri, Maui Madrigal, Songs of the Season, 7-8 p.m.; Sat, Pictures with Santa, 6-8 p.m., Mele Kalikimaka Show, 6:30-7 p.m., 7:30-8 p.m. Free. For info, call 661-4567.

ThURsdAy, DECEMBER 8

“Dead Men Don’t Leave Tips” - 6:30 p.m., Wailuku Public Library. Maui author/photographer Brandon Wilson will read from his latest African travel book. Maui Community Band Concert - 8 p.m. at Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului. Under the direction of Lisa Owen the Maui community band will perform a holiday concert. Free. For info, call 877-3369.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10

Youth Multi-Media Gallery - Sat, 4-6 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku. Selected musicians and poets will perform at the opening reception for an all youth multi-media art exhibit and gallery. Free. For info, call 244-9091.

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13

Benoit Jazz Works CD Release Party - 7-9 p.m. at Mulligans On The Blue, Wailea. Join Phil and Angela Benoit and some of Maui’s finest musicians for a fun evening of live jazz. The Benoit’s new release, A Man and a Woman, includes original music, swingin’ standards, upbeat bossa nova and some classic ballads. Pupus will be served. For info, call 874-1131.

ART

Three Women From Haiku - Sat, 3 p.m. at Old Lahaina Court House, Main Gallery. Lahaina Arts Society will host artists Zariah, Eleykaa and Kimana on Elements of the Goddess. Zariah’s magical dreamscape paintings are mythological interpretations of Hawaiian culture. Also featuring the rich, vibrant colors of Eleykaa’s Japanese and Maui inspired watercolor and ink naturescapes. For info, call 661-0111. New Exhibit and Gallery - Through Dec 15, Maui Art Central, Kahului. The Malama Wao Akua native species traveling art exhibit has come to Maui. For info log onto to www.mauiartcentral.com. Shoebox Exhibit - Through Dec. 18, Schaefer International Gallery. This traveling exhibit features 145 small sculptures from around the world. Artists are invited to meet the challenge of creating a big impact with sculptures that are no larger than the size of an average shoebox. Artists have used metal, carved wood, blown glass, fiber, clay, found objects and even human hair to make their sculptures. Free.

ECO

Friends of Halekala - Sat-Sun, 9 a.m. Volunteer for a service project in Haleakala crater and stay at Kapalaoa cabin. Reservations necessary. Free. For info call 876-1673. Friends of Haleakala Volunteer Day - Sat, 9 a.m. at the Pu'u Nianiau hill turnout. Get a free Christmas tree to take home while you volunteer outdoors today with the service trip to remove small pines at the park boundary. Bring warm clothes, gloves and handsaws. For info, call 572-9724.

KEiki

After-School Tutoring - Tue and Thu, 2:30-4:30 p.m., the Neighborhood Place at Happy Valley, Wailuku. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games, and more. Free. For info, call 986-0700. Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon, 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. For info, call 244-5911, ext. 35.

LECTURES

Open to Abundance - Sun, 7 p.m., Studio Maui, Haiku. Sondra Ray, renowned spiritual teacher, breath worker and author, lectures on prosperity, abundance, and manifesting our dreams and visions. Sondra will also be signing books. $15. For info, call 575-9390. Diet and Lifestyle - Mon, 7 p.m., Cameron Center, Wailuku. Food is used for energy, but it is also turned

Thursday HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

12/08

Friday 12/10

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino, 6pm

El Dogg, 10pm

Thirsty Thursdays W/DJ Stylz, 9:30pm

Vaughn Razo 5 pm-8pm $7

DJ Fish Out Of Water 9:30pm

DJ Stylz, No Cover, 9pm

TBA, 10pm

Sam Ahia, 7 pm - 8:30pm

Karaoke, 9:30pm

Vince Esquire & Donlopez BBQ Band $5, 9pm

Family Jam W/ Chad & Lake 9pm

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Life’s a Beach X-mas Party 9pm

into neurotransmitter, impacting the way we feel, think, sleep, work, and experience life overall. Neil Nedley, M.D. discusses healthy diet. Free. For info call 575-7694.

POETRY

Maui Live Poets Society - Thu, 6:30-9 p.m. Lahaina. Open poetry readings. For info, call 661-0517 or visit http://www.peacepoem.org. Open Mic Night - Mon, 7 p.m. at Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. Express yourself with music, song and/or poetry! Free. For info, call 276-5467. Teen Poetry - Tue, 6:30 p.m. at Lahaina Public Library. Come listen, share your own or favorite poetry. Rap and performance poetry is also encouraged. All ages. Free.

POLITICAL

Pump Don’t Dump Sign Waving - Sat, 9 a.m., assembling Keawakapu Beach north parking lot, S. Kihei Road at Kilohana Dr. intersection. Bring a friend, a sign, and spirit. Hand out informational pamphlets and get petitions signed to help stop the dumping in our waters as the humpbacks return for another season. Free.

SPORTS Surf & Sand Half Marathon - Jan. 15, 6:30 a.m., Kapalua to Lahaina. 1,000 runners are expected to run the 13-mile course that is mostly downhill, with a beautiful view of the ocean. $60 or $40 Kamaaina. Registration is available online at mauisurfsandhalf.com, or for info call 530-559-2261.

STAGE

Meshugah-Nuns - Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater. In this latest adventure we find the Sisters on an all-expense cruise. The ship runs into a terrible storm and many people, including the entertainers, become seasick. The ship’s captain, knowing of the sisters show-business savvy, requests that they put on an original review. Tickets: $20. For info, call 2426969. The Canterbury Tales - Friday-Sunday. Two dozen Seabury Hall 7th and 8th graders will play knights, damsels, rogues, nuns, and thieves who scheme and dream in England of the Middle Ages. Tickets: $8-$4. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m., Sun, 3 p.m., Seabury Hall, Makawao. 573-1257. “Scrooge” - Through Dec. 18, Steppingstone Playhouse, Kahului. MAPA presents the classic story of Scrooge, and his rehabilitation. $18 adults, $12 kids. For info call 244-8760 or visit www.mauiacademy.org.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Thu. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai, Tue; Ernest Puaa, Chisel, Thurs; Wed Open mic night; Brian Haia, Mon. All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s - Glen Kaku Grava; Thu, Sam Ahia, Sun, Hula Honey’s Mon-Tue, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

LETTERS

NEWS

MON - Dr.Nat, Jazz/Salsa, No cover, 7:30-10pm; WED - MJ3, Live Jazz, 7-10pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

TUE - Curtis Williams, No cover, 5:30-8:30pm

DJs El Gato W/ DJ Boomshot $5, 10pm

JACQUES

LIFE’S A BEACH

Monday12/13 – Wednesday12/14

Gina Martinelli, No Cover, 6-9pm

Tony Ray No Cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No Cover, 9pm

O’ Gravity No Cover 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Saturday12/11 Sunday12/12

COVER STORY

SURF

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel - Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. WM – Live Music, nightly from 6-9:30 p.m. Wed, Late Night Cafe; Thu-Sat, Lucid Fusion, jazz trio. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Su and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Wailea Nights, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Acoustico, Tue, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset happy hour, $3 special's. Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm MON -DJ Boomshot 9:30pm; TUE - Island Idol-Talent Search Q103, 9:30pm; WED - Wicked Wednesday, Live Local Music, 9:30pm

MON - Open Mic W/ Adam, 9pm; TUE - $2 Night w/Kanoa & Sean of Gomega 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

Erin Smith & Adam Bowmen 9pm

2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown, Fri, 6-9 p.m. Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, Hula Lessons 3-4 p.m. Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7-8 p.m.; Fri, Lei Making Class 12-2p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7-8 p.m.; Sat, Drums of the Island 7.-8 p.m.; Sun, Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak 7-8 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesian 6:30.-7 p.m. Drums of Tahiti 7:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Lei Making Class 11 a.m.-1p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7-8 p.m.; Wed Polynesian Hula Show 7-8p.m. All Shows free. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat,

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:309:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30-9:30 p.m. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL

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■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis,

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Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Mon and Sat-Su; Benny Uyetake, Tue-Fri, 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue and Thu, and Wed and Sat 7- 9 p.m.

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Thursday

12/08

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

Neto, Latin Salsa Night, No Cover, 8-11pm

LULU’S

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MAUI WAVERIDERS, B&G

Friday 12/09

Saturday12/10 Sunday12/11

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm

No Live Entertaiment

Marty Dread & The Tropical Energy Maui Girls, 10pm

The Willies, No Cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No Cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No Cover, 9pm

Groundation, Original Roots Reggae, $15, 9:45pm

900 Front St, Lahaina - 661-1200

Monday12/12 – Wednesday12/14

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm Service Industry Night, Metal Night, No cover, 9pm

MON - Mai Tai/ Margarita Mondays, 9pm; TUE - $2 Tattoo Tuesdays, all day; WED - Westside Wednesdays, dollar drinks, 10pm

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DJ Mackie, No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

DJ Rock Hard Tark, No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Hustle, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom and Barry Flanagan, 8pm

Wailea Nights w/Ernie Cruz Jr. and Barry Flanagan, 8pm

Irish jam session, No cover, 6-8pm; Celtic Tigers, 8pm

Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7pm; TUE - Benoit Jazz Works, No cover, 7pm; WED - Dylan Donkin, Acoustic Rock, No cover, 7pm

Kanoa, 10pm

Live Entertainment No cover,10pm

WED - Jayrock Reggae Show, 10pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

Zion-I $10, 9pm

DJ Heat, Hip Hop Dance 9pm

Sin City w/Flava Zone, 9pm

DJ and Dancing, 9pm

MON - Shake Your Heini W/Kapakahi, 9pm TUE - Bikini Tops and Shorts w/DJ Stylz WED - VooDoo Suns, Live Blues, $5, 9pm

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DJ Durty, No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party, No Cover, 9pm

Kanoa & Cody, No Cover, 9pm

MON- DJ Ed V, 10pm, No Cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No Cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No Cover, 10pm

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Crunch Pups, No Cover, 9:30pm

El Dogg, No Cover, 9:30pm

Kenny Roberts & Friends, No Cover, 9pm

Hale and the Hot Lava Band, No Cover, 9pm

MON - Monday Night Football, No cover; TUE - Dylan Donkin, No cover, 9:30pm; WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

Funky Munkey $3, 9pm

Haiku Hillbillys $3, 9pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm

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Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:3011:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Live music with Toshomee 6:30 p.m. -9:30 p.m.Thu-Sat.s ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and jazz piano 6:30-8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 19) Yes, life is unpredictable but you know you love it. Trying out new places this week will be a fun adventure but don’t worry if you can’t find someone to go with you. Have fun meeting new people and shine like the star of the show that you truly are. Words chosen wisely, listening to the mind, thinking before speaking—all key symbols in life are ready for your use. Think as big as the mind can imagine.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) All that hard work and still no surplus? Well, it just goes to show how brilliant simplicity is, as long as the bills are paid. The rush and adrenaline of jumping out of the plane flips all the senses into excitement and absorption of falling. Close your eyes, feel it, leap from the aircraft and let all those thoughts of “not enough” fall like rain, snow or lightning.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 21) You know the feeling of curiosity? This week make a list of things in your life that still have questions unanswered. Some solutions are easily Googled but others can be a bit trickier. Having a meeting this week with the team will bring out of the woodwork the missing details necessary for five stars versus three.

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CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 21) “Every day is a winding road. I get a little bit closer” (Sheryl Crow). Are you holding back emotions and beliefs that would help you overcome the conflict within yourself? Fear will only slow you down and stretch that finish line of relief and better understanding of the truth even further. Time to open those wings and discover the essential truth you aren’t listening to. You can do it, baby!

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LEO (JULY 22-AUGUST 21) Compare and contrast. Is the bass too high? Is the treble too low? Take the time this week to dial in a few details that will truly benefit everyone’s enjoyment. At work, showing up a bit early will bring in a new influence that is amazingly golden. A Scorpio has a favor to ask.

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VIRGO (AUGUST 22-SEPTEMBER 22) Fresh green apples, delicious bright orange papayas, tasty ripe cold mangoes—and the list goes on. Are you eating these wonderful fruits every day? Diet is so essential to humans; you truly are what you eat so make a solid mental note for a strong supply of the good stuff. You know where to go, you know, to get back down to earth and eat foods with mana. And you’ll feel so much better. A Gemini brings a pleasant surprise.

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LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23-OCTOBER 22) A little to the left, a little to the right—yoga and the power of alignment. When was the last time you hit up Casanova’s on Ladies’ Night? Dancing and sweating, feeling the rhythm and the beat that keeps the feet and heart happy. Wednesday night takes off at about 11:30, but the energy you feel from the celebration keeps you from any tired vibe the next day.

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SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23-NOVEMBER 21) Underneath the bridge, rocks and water, fish and frogs, is a sound so soothing, it brings peace to the soul. Take it easy this week by going for a walk along the ocean or the banks of the river in the Iao. The weather is sweet for December. Yes, Christmas season is here but the rush can be easily avoided—if you’re done with your shopping, that is! Look for a Taurus or a Cancer for new inspiration. MASON123LOVE@YAHOO.COM

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