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Wow, now we're headed to Liberia? We just can't wait to start the next fight can we? It seems like we were just at war with Iraq…oh yeah, we were. Now we're going into Liberia with our flags swinging, our guns blazing and our heads up our asses. Is it possible that we're spreading ourselves a little thin here? We aren't even done in Iraq yet. American troops are being killed daily, Saddam's sons were just reported dead last week and we apparently still can't even figure out if Saddam, Osama or Elvis are dead. Shouldn't we figure things out on that front before we trot off to the next conflict? But if we don't head to Liberia, we're going to hear it from the bleeding heart population about how if Liberia was rich in natural resources, we would have been there months ago. Meanwhile, the U.S. is being chastised for butting into everyone's business and trying to play "Daddy" to the world. I guess in that sense, we are screwed either way. It's a classic catch-22. No matter what we do, we look like the assholes. If we go in, we are warmongers looking for world domination. If we don't go in, we are cold-hearted, self-interested pigs. I just think we need to be careful. In the midst of it all, between war on Iraq and military involvement in Liberia, we need to keep in mind the fact that we were attacked when we least expected it. Now with our military everywhere but home (as it appears), it's time to keep that watchful eye open and hope for the best. -Sammy Winder, Ma'alaea

PREVENT FANATICISM It is in Hawaii's economic interest that we find alternatives to future wars in the Middle East. The first war with Iraq resulted in a long-term recession for Hawaii. Why wouldn’t our officials be concerned about the effects of a war on our state’s economy? That's why we elected them and that’s what

they’re supposed to be worried about. I heard that it will take 300,000 troops to occupy and safe-keep Iraq and the Middle East for the next two years. Many of these troops will come from military reserves. Working people will be taken from their jobs as firemen, police, contractors, airline pilots and nurses. They will be ripped away from their sources of income and put at risk in order to follow Bush and Cheney into war and peacekeeping. If people don’t have money to spend, they’re sure as hell not going to be vacationing to Hawaii. It will also have a negative effect on the world's view of America as a democratic leader with a history of righteousness and social justice. As a former Peace Corps volunteer in a Muslim country (Le Kef/Sahara Desert Water Wells Project, Tunisia 1972-73), my experience tells me that the positive alternative for winning over Muslims is for America to lead an international coalition dealing with poverty, health, the environment and economic re-vitalization. This is the battle Americans should support and it could prevent extremism by confronting the root causes of fanaticism and terrorism. If not, how many more extremists and how much more fanatic hatred toward the western world will this result in? - Lance W. Holter, Paia

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ehbrah@mauitime.com This is the fifth year I have vacationed to Maui and I love it. It feels like my second home. I have always enjoyed the people and of course the island life. I save up all year and take my few-and-far-between vacation days from my slave-labor job to enjoy what you have everyday. But this year has been a bit odd. I have worked in restaurants for over a decade and I act the way I want to be treated. I tip lavishly for good service and take the time to compliment, in writing, an exceptional effort. I have had no such noteworthy experiences this year. In fact, I have a request for you dipshits in the service industry that can’t handle the fact that their lives are supported by tourism, “STOP PISSING ON ME!” If you don't like tourists, GET OUT OF THE BUSINESS. From food service and bartenders to shopkeepers and resort staff, stop and think who makes your lives possible. If you don't like people, move to another part of the island but definitely get out of the business you are in! You are sabotaging yourselves, the people you work with and the industry that feeds you.

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MATTHEW BASSETT Maui Advocate Attorney Hawaii Disability Rights 1. If the building was built after January 26, 1992 or has been remodeled, the operators of the property are required to either make the building wheelchair accessible or remove architectural barriers. All covered entities must offer wheelchair accessibility. 2. I don’t know an exact number but there are a lot of older restaurants in Maui. There are many standards and exemptions. 3. The trouble with Maui is that there’s no public transportation. On Oahu there’s chair lifts on all the buses. So there may tend to be less handicapped individuals inclined to live here. But that doesn’t exempt any public facilities from complying with ADA regulations. We receive many calls from tourists and locals having accessibility problems. 4. It’s very important for anyone considering building or remodeling. New construction could face possible litiga-

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RACHEL TENPENNY (ON CRUTCHES) AND ELISABETH HARDEMAN High School Seniors Visiting from Texas 1. The ramp is supposed to be a certain slope. We had to learn about it in school. Our school was almost fined before it installed better handicapped accessible entrances. 2. We don’t know how many but we’ve had trouble at Moose’s, Whales Tale and BJ’s. 3. Don’t know but we have seen some people with injuries that could really use wheelchair accessible entrances. 4. It’s really important. What happens if there’s a fire? It’s could really cause injury to the handicapped individual and others. 5. They should build ramps or some sort of way to accommodate the people.

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The Beginning Of The End? Bush's Cover-Up Precedes the Scandal "When it's all said and done," Bush still confidently insists, "the people of the United States and the world will realize that Saddam Hussein had a weapons program." This once again begs the question of presidential dyslexia: aren’t you supposed to find the WMDs before the war? Why is everything done backwards? The recession is hardest on the poor and middle-class, so Bush gives tax cuts to the rich. When an overwhelming invasion force was needed to secure Afghanistan and Iraq, Rumsfeld sent in a skeleton crew. Now that the citizens of those countries want us to go home, Gen. Tommy Franks has announced that our 148,000man, $5 billion-a-month occupation army will get bigger and stick around until whenever. Now the Bushists are reversing the traditional lifecycle of every political ruckus from Teapot Dome to Watergate. Knowing that most scandals last as long as a mosquito, smart politicians wait to see whether a given outrage will spark lasting popular fury before concocting a risky cover-up. Not these guys. They've started the cover-up before the scandal has had a chance to catch on! Little things hook big fish. So is the case with George W. Bush. His success or failure may come down to this line from his 2003 State of the Union address: "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." The source for that claim is a nowdebunked British intelligence dossier from September 24, 2002. Forged letters in the UK report purport to document Iraq's attempts to purchase 550 tons of "yellowcake" uranium ore from Niger. No one is saying who forged the fake purchase orders, though Foreign Secretary Jack Straw claims that the "dodgy dossier" came from a third, unknown, nation. "A bunch of bull," Ari Fleischer called the simmering scandal, ridiculing the suggestion that fear of Iraqi nukes was "why we went to war, a central issue of why we went to war." In fact, in the same State of the Union address in which he referenced Niger, Bush did make Iraqi nuclear weapons a central issue. "Imagine those 19 hijackers with other weapons and other plans--this time armed by Saddam Hussein," Bush leered into the cameras. "It would take one vial, one canister, one crate slipped into this country to bring a day of horror like none we have ever known." CIA analysts determined that the Niger

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info was probably bogus almost immediately after receiving it from the British. According to The New York Times, CIA director George Tenet then personally met with Deputy National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley--Condi Rice's right-hand man--to make sure Bush didn't mention Niger uranium ore anymore. The UN's International Atomic Energy Agency went further, determining that Iraq simply didn't have a nuke program. Based on these facts, "The reference was omitted” when Mr. Bush gave a speech in Cincinnati on October 7. And it stayed out of Bush's talks until it suddenly popped up in the State of the Union—despite more CIA warnings. Even then, Secretary of State Colin Powell refused to use it in his presentation to the UN a week later. "It was not standing the test of time," said a squeamish Powell. Behold Slaughtergate's smoking gun: The CIA had told the White House about the Niger forgery in October 2002. Nonetheless Bush, after months of excising that argument from his speeches, revived it in January 2003 for use in what is traditionally the most widely watched TV appearance a president makes each year. Many Americans knew Bush was lying about Iraqi WMDs. They just didn't care, which is how he retains a 59 percent job approval rating. After getting called on his lies, a smarter politician would have apologized and said that liberating Iraq justified a few fibs. Considering the conventional wisdom that Bush's idiocy is mitigated by his brilliant cabinet, Bush opted for a weird defense: I'm not a liar—my staff is incompetent! And so the cover-up began. In the most transparently brokered deal since Ford's pardon of Nixon, Tenet agreed to take the blame for the Niger imbroglio in exchange for not taking the fall. "These 16 words should never have been included in the text written for the president," said Tenet in a prepared statement. "The president is pleased that the director of Central Intelligence acknowledged what needed to be acknowledged," said Ari Fleischer the next day. Bush got his patsy and Tenet kept his job. But career CIA staffers are furious at Bush for sticking them with the blame for a snafu they specifically tried to talk him out of. Lying about Niger yellowcake pales next to Bush's other evil chicanery: hobbling the U.S. economy with debt, feeding corporate corruption, opening concentration camps for Muslims and bombing thousands of people to death. But those acts are almost too monstrous to comprehend. Americans easily understand the myriad of little lies--the faked Jessica Lynch "rescue," the phony Saddam statue toppling and now the Niger uranium story--and how they add up to the character of a man unworthy of the office he holds.

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COCONUT WIRELESS MONDAY, JULY 21 How was everyone’s weekend? Good? Good. Well, to keep with that theme, there’s good news for those of us struggling to make ends meet. At a public hearing today, there was talk of making the affordable housing requirements in Maui County a little more demanding. Demanding on whom? Not the applicants (thank God) but for the developers. There is talk of requiring one affordable unit per each handful of normally (overpriced) units. That way, we can get some low-income ex-con into the same neighborhood as his parole officer. I smell a reality series coming on. Speaking of the uneducated, a public charter school opened up on Maui today with one small hitch; they forgot their lunch money. The school has an operating budget for the month of $2300. A full-time McDonald’s job comes close to producing that. According to people in the know about public charter schools, monthly costs run about $25,000 so some student loans were in order. Wait…I mean school loans. Ah, looks as though the tables have turned. DOE, show some love to the charter school.

TUESDAY, JULY 22 Micronesia. What an odd name for a country. It is a country right? Well, the name isn’t the only thing odd about Micronesia. One of its exports to Maui showed up for sentencing today in Second

Circuit Court. I call him odd; Judge Joseph Cardoza calls him guilty. Sewel Emanuel was sentenced to 90 days in jail and five years’ probation for his cultural beliefs. Wait, before you call the ACLU, give a listen to what he did. On February 8 in Kahului, Emanuel bashed in the windows of a car containing one of his female relatives and a friend of hers. The reason? Because he didn’t feel, according to his cultural background, that they should have been out drinking. Okay, so let me get this straight: drinking, not okay but doing your best Sosa impression on a parked car with two people inside, yeah, that’s fine. No wonder everybody in Micronesia walks around with batting helmets on at all times. From Micronesia, we shift our criminal focus to Makawao. If you are going to steal a car, find a little better place to do it than Makawao. A car was reported stolen today at 5:30 p.m. Police spotted the car at 6:12 p.m. but lost the 1999 Honda CR-V. But wait, 6:20 p.m. brings another call from the car’s owner who had just jumped in front of his stolen vehicle in an effort to stop the thief. By 6:48 p.m. a chase was underway and before you know it, the thing was over. First off, don’t double back to where you stole the car and second, you’re not going to be able to lose the cops in Makawao. When you’re spotted three times within 45 minutes of stealing a car, you’re doing something wrong. You must have been the worst hide-and-go-seek player ever.

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The Big Island jumped on the boat today joining the rest of the state in banning smoking from restaurants. Well hey, it’s about (cough, grumble, throat clear)ing time! See how I substituted sounds for bad words? Clever, huh? Makua was smoking after an intentionally set fire raged out of control burning three times more than it was supposed to. Nice timing. It really worked out for my transition. If only you could have also set fire to a Japanese fishing ship, I would have had a transition into this piece. Just something to think about for next time. The Japanese Coast Guard showed up at Honolulu Harbor today to get to the bottom of a fatal stabbing alleged to have occurred 10 days ago while the vessel was southeast of Hawaii. So we have an Indonesian fisherman accused of stabbing another Indonesian fisherman on a Japanese boat in international waters that’s now docked in Hawaii. Good Lord! Let’s see if we can grab somebody from Europe on their way by just to mix things up a little more. It’s a stabbing fiesta and everyone’s invited!

A 25-year-old man took a bullet in the shoulder from a police officer this morning. The officers were responding to reports of an assault with a baseball bat in a Waiohuli subdivision when they came up on the soon-to-behospitalized aggressor sitting in his car. When police approached the vehicle, the man reached under his seat and, police said, was seen grabbing for a handgun. They couldn’t wrestle the gun away from the man so they did what they had to do. This included unloading a round into the man’s shoulder. The gunshot victim was arrested for a parole violation and the whole incident was apparently unrelated to the baseball bat assault call. Talk about being in the wrong subdivision with a gun under your seat at the wrong time. How safe does it sound to live in this subdivision? There are people with guns being accidentally arrested while police are looking for a man accused of assault. What ever happened to neighborhoods where you can leave your doors unlocked? You need the Pope-mobile to get around in this neighborhood. In another feelgood story, a 24-year-old Kahului man was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his ex-girlfriend’s 13-year-old sister. Arturo Borja pleaded, “I’m sorry for having sex with my ex-girlfriend’s younger sister three years ago…I’m very, very sorry for everything.” Borja has apparently been working for the last six months and has a 2-year-old son. His public defender pointed this out in efforts to show that just being charged was enough of a wakeup call for Borja. Call me old-fashioned but a rape charge demands a little more action than a wake-up call. In fact, Borja’s wake-up call for the next 10 years is going to be from a fat man named Bubba looking for some love in the shower. Yes, I’m going to say it: Don’t drop the soap. MTW

THURSDAY, JULY 24 Well, we got two year-round schools open today with two still in the process. Two out of four, let’s see: two over the four, carry the seven, multiply by pi…that’s 50 percent. Last time I looked, a 50 percent was a “F”. Ouch! Of course, Waihee Elementary School (see last week’s Coconut Wireless) didn’t quite make their original opening date but are shooting for a Monday start up while Paia Elementary, the only school on a trimester schedule, will force their kids back to the grind on Wednesday. Paia with their trimester calendar. They think they’re so cool. Kind of like those Europeans (and the rest of the world) with their fancy metric system.

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British shock artist Damien Hirst, chronicled several times in News of the Weird (i.e. skinned dead cattle in copulating positions), told The Guardian newspaper in June that he had discovered a new refinement after giving up drinking. Said Hirst, "I can drink, I can take drugs and I can produce art. But the art starts looking stupid." Once, he said, he wanted to cover a pig in vibrators to look like a hedgehog and call it Pork-u-Pine. His new installation, set for London in the fall, features Jesus and the apostles as 13 Ping-Pong balls bobbing on fountains of red wine and another piece on the disciples features several pickled bulls’ heads.

THINGS PEOPLE BELIEVE Business is apparently good for "pet psychics" and "communicators" who not only claim to understand animals' emotions in human terms but work with a client base that has included spiders, an iguana, a snake, a skunk, a hawk, a camel and cockroaches. They can do most of their work remotely by having the pet stand close to the telephone (at about $25 for 15 minutes). The Animal Planet channel has a weekly program, "Pet Psychic," and newspapers recently profiled practitioners in Florida, North Carolina and Pennsylvania. (Revelations: Spiders mostly express interest in not being killed and one French poodle's issue was supposedly the dog's having imaged everything in French instead of English.)

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into those wearing perfume or aftershave, those who never do and those who never do but forgot and wore some that day (May). In Chelmsford, Mass., the town council was split on whether to open the meeting with a Pledge of Allegiance and spent nearly an hour debating such issues as whether the meeting might already be "open" and thus could not "open" with the Pledge (April). And in Hutto, Texas, the council debated whether the mayor could use an economic development grant to buy a huge steel and fiberglass hippopotamus as a town business mascot (June).

PEOPLE WITH ISSUES In Easton, Pa., in June, Richard James Clader, 38, was sentenced to at least seven months in prison for a series of episodes on state roads 22 and 33 in which eventually 27 people contacted authorities to report that a motorist (identified as Clader) had driven nude, with the horn blasting, while vigorously masturbating. Clader told the judge that he believes his behavior stemmed from feeling neglected as a child and later by his wife, but said he is making substantial progress.

ALSO, IN THE LAST MONTH A 67-year-old woman, outraged that Guinness recognized only an 831-gallstoneremoval surgery as the world's record, said she would submit her 3,110 stones (from a 1981 surgery), which fortunately she has saved (Neustrelitz, Germany). In land-scarce Japan, the Tokyo city government started selling small cemetery plots for the first time since 1960, at prices ranging from US$30,000 to US$86,000. And career criminal Gary Cowan, whose latest sentence was up, confessed to three more crimes with the hope he would be allowed to stay in prison to finish a restaurant management course (Cambridge, England).

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Marine Conservation: Education is the Key “I’ve seen the ocean, the mountains change a lot – a lot of erosion,” said Uncle Les Kuloloio, an important leader in Maui’s community. The effects of overuse, exploitation and development are beginning to show on Maui’s marine life. “Maui is getting more and more people

[visitors] every year, which we need. At the same time, there is a concern about our natural resources. Our reefs and our marine life are just sinking away and not being taken care of,” Kuloloio said. Marine conservation is not a contrived modern term, recently developed for Hawaii’s marine issues. The concept has always been central to the fabric of Hawaiian society. But modern Hawaii, since the days of colonization, has changed greatly and progress and development continue to affect the land and sea at an exponential rate. The degradation of the marine environment coupled with developing methods to stop that phenomenon and preserve Maui as an abundant paradise for future generations is a key issue in the community. The degradation of the marine environment is not only a central theme to Hawaiians but also to communities across the nation. The Pew Oceans Commission, a bipartisan, independent group of American leaders was created to chart a new course for the nation’s ocean policy. Their mission is to identify policies and practices necessary to restore and protect living marine resources in our country’s waters and the ocean and coastal habitats on which they depend. The Commission is also charged with raising public awareness of the principal threats to marine biodiversity and the importance of ocean and coastal resources to the U.S. economy. The Commission, who released their report on June 4, brought together a diverse group of American leaders from the worlds of science, fishing, conservation, government, education, business and philanthropy. For more than two years, the Commission conducted a national dia-

logue on ocean issues, convening a series of 15 regional meetings, public hearings and workshops to listen to those who live and work along the coasts. From Maine to Hawaii, Alaska to the Gulf of Mexico, they spoke with hundreds of citizens, fishermen, scientists, government officials, tourism operators and business leaders.

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Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell has been working to protect Hawaii’s natural resources and native traditions for decades. In the Pew Report, he described how the decline of ocean resources has affected Hawaii’s native people: “A true indicator that something’s wrong is when we as Kanaka Maoli cannot meet our basic needs from the ocean.” As an example, Maxwell described the loss of limu, seaweed that Hawaiian natives have traditionally used for condiments, nourishment and spiritual and medicinal purposes. “It does not grow in the ocean anymore,” he said. Maxwell recalled the centuries-old concept of Ahu Pua’a, which allocated land in sections that extended from the top of a mountain to the coastal ocean below. This system implicitly respected the connection between the land and the sea. “The

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The 14th Annual Maui Onion Festival Schedule of Events Saturday, August 2 11 a.m. Welcome by Brudda Sam and Lina Girl Chef Demonstration: Mark Elfman, Maui Taco

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Of all the commodities that make Maui famous, probably the most controversial and least publicized is the onion. They’re so important, we have an entire festival dedicated to them. The 14th Annual Maui Onion Festival will run August 2-3 from 11 in the morning to 5 in the evening. Bruddah Sam and Lina Girl of Oceanic 16’s “Local Kine Grindz” and KGMB 9 News anchor Guy Hagi will host the weekend festivities. Mindy Sterling, who played “Frau Farbissina” in the Austin Powers movies, will make an appearance as well. The event takes place at Maui’s re-knowned beachfront shopping center, Whaler’s Village in Ka’anapali. There, shoppers can choose from over 65 stores and stop by the free whaling museum. That’s certainly not why this local event has become known as a Maui must-see. It's an opportunity for everyone to pay tribute to and enjoy one of Maui's truly superior products: onions. Onions from Maui have a distinct and well-respected taste among locals, tourists and onion lovers in general. Old Turkish folklore explains that when Satan was thrown out of heaven, garlic sprouted where he placed his left foot and onions grew where he placed his right foot. Onions have been described as the truffle of the poor. Their strong pungent odor has caused more than a few civilizations to view onions as foul and lowly. From ancient times until about the 19th century, this offensive vegetable carried quite an unpopular stigma, especially among the rich who regarded them as peasant food. Onion vendors were even rejected by other fruit and vegetable vendors from their market forcing them to form separate onion guilds. I don’t blame them. They smell bad. They make you cry. They give you onion breath. And their flavor can be quite overpowering. But onions are high in energy and water content and serve as a great source of vitamins B6, B1 and folic acid. They have zero grams of fat, zero calories and contain chemicals that help fight free radicals in our bodies linked to 60 different diseases. Half of an onion per day boosts the good type of cholesterol, HDL, by 30 percent. They have been proven to help increase circulation, lower blood pressure and prevent blood clotting. The legendary sweet Maui onion, or Maui Kula, is often referred to as the "child of the sleeping giant" hailing from Haleakala’s high, fertile slopes. The Maui Growers Co-Op was formed in 1943 by a small group of local farmers committed to harvesting high quality Maui

onions and other Maui grown crops. Over the years, they have perfected the art of growing these “sweets” by harvesting them by hand and leaving them in the fields where the island trade winds can dry and cure them. Day one of the festival features the raw Maui Onion Eating Contest. Reigning champ, Paul Schrommer will attempt to maintain his status as the “Onion King.” Free breath mints will of course be provided for all contestants. The annual Maui Onion Recipe Contest will also be held with divisions for both professional and amateur chefs. In past years, this competition has brought out some of Maui’s greatest talents and put them head to head in mixing up the tastiest onion confections. The contest will be held from noon to 1 p.m. for the professionals on Saturday and at the same time for amateurs on Sunday. Everyone in attendance will definitely need to bring along their appetites. Plenty of Golden Maui Onion Rings will be available all weekend long, fried in giant cauldrons and served fresh. Last year, 900 pounds of these rings were dealt out. Proceeds from their sales will

help raise funds for a local growers’ association. There will also be several food booths and gift stands run by local farmers and businesses like Take Home Maui, Arturo’s Hot Flavors, Maui Onion Growers Association, Maui Kazowee Kettle Corn, Maui Jelly Factory and Saigon Egg Rolls. They will have a variety of the fresh produce and onion memorabilia including everything from t-shirts to Maui Onion flavored jelly. Whalers Village’s signature restaurants, Hula Grill, Leilani’s and Rusty Harpoon will have special food booths featuring their Maui Onion dishes. The event will be set up throughout all of Whalers Village walkways, however most of the main acts will take place on the grassy areas near the beachfront. The Whalers merchants will celebrate the weekend with a sidewalk sale that will also feature art and crafts stands with items created by many of Maui’s talented artists. There will be live entertainment and musical performances throughout the festival. Keiki will have many opportunities to win prizes in games and contests like the

By Sophia Faridi onion toss sponsored by KAOI Radio or the “guess the number of onions in the bag” contest. They can also get some non-onion flavored cotton candy, stop by the onion art table or get their faces painted. Probably the greatest incentive for coming out to the fest is the delicious food. Numerous local celebrity chefs will be conducting live cooking demonstrations all through the weekend featuring some of their most popular dishes that contain the Sweet Kula. Gourmet cuisine sampling will be available for spectators of all the chefs' demos. A few of the chefs scheduled are Ivan Pahk of Sansei, Bobby Masters of Hula Grill and James McDonald of Pacific’O. I sat down with chef Michael Barry of Leilani’s on the Beach to find out what he planned to include in his demonstration. He and his partner chef, Greg Gifford, will be preparing one of Leilani’s biggest hits, their fish taco topped in a savory, and certainly onioney, pico de gallo sauce. They will also be showing how they make their fish salad with papaya salsa and onion dressing. Barry feels that coming out to the Maui Onion Festival not only gives tourists and locals a chance to taste some gourmet Maui Onion samples but more importantly, it supports local farmers and keeps the produce business on the island. In the end, there are several views of the onion. In his book The Secret Life of Food, Marin Elcort writes, “The word onion was created by adding the onion-shaped “o” to the word union. A union is something that is indivisible and which, if taken apart, is destroyed, like an onion.” This is ironic to say the least considering that onions are probably the greatest repellants of social contact that nature has ever created. Were it not for the breath mint industry, the onion would not be socially acceptable today. But without onions, we wouldn’t have Lay’s Sour Cream and Onion potato chips. Mmmmm… sour cream and onion potato chips. MTW

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A long, hot day on Makena beach can turn your stomach into a growling monster. The nearest stop is Wailea, but your stomach is screaming, "Feed Me!" Exiting the beach, there was once a taco stand that sold ono and mahi mahi tacos. Growling monsters everywhere were put to rest as delicious tacos were devoured. There’s no need to drive all the way to Makena to eat those tacos. What was once a taco stand is now a restaurant in Kihei. Jawz Tacos is the newest restaurant to hit South Kihei road. It is located at Azeka (Mauka) next to Bank of Hawaii. I had to go to Jawz to check out the new place and the same old great grindz. As soon as I walked in, the smell of salsa, fish and fried tortillas filled my nostrils. The menu is made up of tacos, burritos, kabobs, taco salads, side dishes, kids meals and desserts. By closely examining the menu (which is printed on surf boards), I ended up ordering the mahi mahi burrito with refried beans on the side. After I ordered and paid for my food, I chose a table. I made my way to the salsa bar while I waited for my burrito. The salsa bar has tons of tempting salsas. I, of course, can only eat mild salsa and therefore must choose from the several I can eat. There is "hot" at the salsa bar but "Mild and Tasty" is all I can handle. "A little sting", "I need a drink", "I gotta put this fire out" and "Holy $@*!!" are the other categories that I can’t manage.

The hot sauces include Jawz's special pink sauce (roasted habañero pepper sauce with pineapple and carrot), the roasted serrano pepper sauce with papaya, the roasted jalapeño pepper sauce with tomato and Maui onion, wasabi Asian sauce and the smoky chipotle pepper sauce. The salsas include the tropical fruit salsa, the blanca chip salsa and the roasted corn salsa. The condiments read like a who’s who of tastiness: sour cream with avocado, roasted diced jalapeños, diced onion, chopped cilantro, sliced back olives and pickled carrots. The great thing about the salsa bar is you can get as much as you want and if you run out, you can go back to get more for free. After examining the salsa bar, my burrito made its way to me. The flour tortilla was wrapped around wonderful chunks of mahi mahi, cilantro rice, cheese, shredded cabbage and Jawz's special pink sauce. The burrito was too big to pick up and eat. I had to use a fork and knife. The first bite was incredible. I have never had a burrito with shredded cabbage in it. I am used to lettuce. The cabbage gave the burrito a unique and amazing taste. The special pink sauce was spread inside of the burrito and with each bite, the pink sauce filled my mouth and made my taste buds very happy. My refried beans came in a bowl next to my burrito. I poured the tropical fruit salsa in the beans to give them a slight kick. I don't like to eat beans in a burrito because I think it makes the burrito soggy and messy. The beans on the side were a great way to take a break from the huge burrito and get a free side order. My dining companions had the ono tacos. They had the option of ordering the regular tacos or the XL tacos. The regular tacos are the size of two tacos whereas the XL tacos are the size of three tacos. Just like the burrito, you can get your tacos with steak, chicken, shrimp, ono, mahi mahi with refried or black beans. The tacos were consumed as fast as my burrito was. After reading this dining review, you should be inspired to drive to Kihei and eat at Jawz. Not only will you get great food at a great price, you will leave absolutely stuffed. The monster within your stomach will thank you. Call 874TACO for food to go. MTW

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DININGLISTINGS and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups, and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 8711414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>

SOUTH MAUI Antonio’s - Homemade Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 875-8800 BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1am. Live entertainment and dancing 10pm ‘til 1am. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., #314. 8749299 Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet or hang out in the classy atmosphere of the bar. Open for luch and dinner from 11 a.m. on. Lower level of Ma’alaea Harbor Village. 244-8844 Bubba Burgers - Burgers and fries done the old-fashioned way, fresh & made-to-order. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 891-2600 Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies & salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 8794799 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken catsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get

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DININGLISTINGS Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian Fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm, Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 8911120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific

Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 8748000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983

UPCOUNTRY Cafe Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet & savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches & specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-8770 Casanova’s - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paìa. 579–9453. Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Haliìmaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Haliìmaile Rd, Haliìmaile.

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572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Hokus Pokus - Vegetarian and Vegan cuisine. Open 3-9pm. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-9144 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11am-4pm. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Paìa. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6am to 10pm Sun. thru Thurs. - 6am to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 5796009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh & tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Paìa! 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paìa.

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DININGLISTINGS 579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–8030 Picnics Restaurant - Home of the famous Spinach Nut Burger. Breakfast & Lunch. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas & more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808

WEST MAUI Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more! Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center. 667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St. 661-0700. Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a

combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30am6pm. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar serving breakfast, lunch & dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 6670908 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna. 667–5117 Erik’s Seafood - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. BYOB. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 662-8780 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11am to 12am daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112. Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621. Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood, and ambience, Also, latenight menu served until 1:30am! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Fleming’s On the Green - Fine dining, on the golf course. Delicate raviolis, to the Filet Mignon, wonderful sauces. 2000 Village Rd., Kapalua 665–1000. Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love AllServe All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant & cocktail lounge ocean-

side. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940’s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight. Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz - Coffee bar and restaurant with great food, ecclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch & dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and friend items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies & kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10pm., Sushi 5:30-11:30pm. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”, Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably

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On The Road To Legendary The Griff Hamlin Band Stops in Maui Griff Hamlin is a modest and unassuming blues musician from Los Angeles, Calif. This week he brings his own style of music to our cozy shores. “There is no doubt, after hearing just one song performed by Griff Hamlin,” wrote Griff Hamlin in his own biography, “that he is traveling the road to legendary.” His music should be a good fit. It’s the kind of music that all of the upcountry old hippies will come and spin to. It’s kinda, you know, mellow, bluesy, funkrock stuff. One song sounded exactly like Stevie Ray Vaughn, which is appropriate considering that Griff Hamlin refers to himself as the next Stevie Ray Vaughn. “Griff has been compared to many legendary greats, such as Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Robert Cray, Buddy Guy and many others,” wrote Griff Hamlin in his own press release. “The similarities, while flattering, really are only half the story. Having played on countless records from other performers in many styles of music, and playing 200 nights a year for the past decade, Griff has developed a style all his own and a

sound as big as thunder.” Griff Hamlin says his love for music began at age nine when he took guitar lessons. His earliest influences included AC/DC and Randy Rhodes. Griff Hamlin later attended USC “for a time” – he’s uncharacteristically vague about why he had to leave – then recorded a CD with classical guitarist Eric Henderson. “The project was completed in mid-2000, and the CD release concert was an enormous hit,” wrote Griff Hamlin. “Eric humbly introduced Griff Hamlin as ‘the greatest electric guitarist in the world.’” For the last decade, the Griff Hamlin Band has been playing all over Southern California. In 2002, the band released their self-titled CD. “The group turned on the heat and began touring and playing at a whirlwind pace, which they still maintain in support of this album,” said Griff Hamlin. “The experience gained from so many live shows creates a groove and synchronicity, which must be heard to be appreciated, and Griff gets as many kudos for his captivating vocals as for his incredible guitar work.” “Only time will tell what great things are

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This week we bid adieu to our star editorial intern, Ian Houston, as he heads back to the confines of Reno, Nevada, to fulfill his lifelong quest for peace, liberty and the pursuit of weird boobs. Live long and prosper, Ian! Your twisted sense of humor, editorial expertise and strange dance moves will not soon be forgotten. Nor your stinky feet and bulging biceps. Thanks. MTW

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[FUNDRAISER] This is the annual beach party that benefits the Friends of the Children's Justice Center. There's nothing more important than protecting our keiki. We protect them in everything they do but the Children's Justice Center takes over where our capabilities leave off. They provide a warm setting where children can feel as safe as possible while being interviewed about reports of child abuse, sexual abuse and as witnesses to crimes. Obviously, anything you can do to support their efforts and to be able to have some fun while doing it makes it all that much better. There will be a barbeque, a silent auction featuring an oil painting created especially for the occasion by George Allan, and music by Gail Swanson. Tickets cost $35 of which $20 is tax-deductible. Children under 12 get in for free. Reservations for the event are due today. Call for ticket information and directions to the event site. For info, call 243-8686. [IAN HOUSTON]

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Staring contest The Oscar-nominated Winged Migration is a virtuosi technical achievement in documentary filmmaking due to its astonishingly intimate photography of the migrations of numerous species of birds across the Earth's northern and southern hemispheres. Actor-turned-director Jacques Perrin (actor in Z, and director on Microcosmos) brought together a crew of 450 and a dozen cinematographers with camera-fitted ultralight aircraft, gliders, helium balloons and remote-controlled models to record the tight-formation inflight journey of ducks, geese and roughly 50 other species of birds during their biannual migrations. The film gives a rare bird’s-eye assessment of our planet with bird migrations that travel up to 12,000 miles, but it fails to inform much about the varied species of fowl on display. Winged Migration's heavy-handed soundtrack of preachy new age music by Bruno Coulais becomes an annoyance to be tolerated, and its provincial bookend beginning and end seems prosaic in the face of the film's otherwise inspired cinematic achievements. It's clear that Winged Migration's screenwriters Stephane Durand and Jacques Perrin have an ecological agenda by the amount of attention that they give to scenes of birds suffering in the wake of man's excesses. But some of that plethoric suffering came at the provocation of the filmmakers themselves. At the end of a long exhausting journey, a flock of ducks becomes prey for a group of hunters whom we discover in the film's closing credits were the filmmakers themselves. This movie was definitely not approved by any animal rights organization and the disclosure of its staged cruelty deflates some of the film's exhilarating effect. Although Winged Migration begins with a blurb informing us that "no special effects were used" in composing the film, many of the situations on display were staged and various liberties were taken in

the editing room to orchestrate circumstances that never occurred in any real time. Jacques Perrin performs the documentary's voice-over narration to the detriment of the film due to a thick French accent that teeters on being indecipherable at times. Thankfully, there isn't much verbal description to be had as the camera switches between tracking different bird species without ceremony or comment. Indeed, there is something profoundly amateur in the way the film reduces the life cycle of birds into a crash course of migration. We watch birds battle against fierce rainstorms, get stuck in toxic chemical sludge and fall pray to bloodthirsty crabs but aren't given a sufficient context to allow for much empathy. The movie is both too much and not enough at the same time. There are far too many species of birds (an already notoriously disagreeable lot in the animal kingdom) to feel connected to their specific migratory lifestyle and not enough information is given to support the encyclopedic number of birds on display. Winged Migration is a documentary that has been greatly overhyped because of its groundbreaking camera techniques. But after twenty minutes, the novelty wears off and you're left to ponder the clunky execution of the movie as a whole. The film could easily have been the cleansing meditation about the interaction between man and bird that the filmmakers intended if Perrin had focused on two divergent species of birds to follow an eschewed narration and musical embellishment. This not only would have served the film's overstated ecological agenda better, but it would also have greatly reduced the film's four-year production schedule. The movie begins with a young boy releasing a goose from a fishing net in a pond somewhere in rural France, and ends with the boy returning to the pond to see the goose with a bit of the same netting still stuck on his foot. The goose represents a protagonist that got lost from the story while a bunch of other birds stole the show. As for the little boy, he didn't do such a good job of unfettering the goose after all. Rated G 89 mins. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CAFÉ & CINEMA Wednesday, August 6 Winged Migration 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Nominated for a pair of well deserved Academy Awards for Best Cinematography and Best Documentary, this family friendly film from the makers of Microcosmos has been hailed as "A movie miracle; it soars" (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone) and "A magnificent documentary that flies us along with migratory birds on their intercontinental travels, it's the polar opposite -- North Pole, South Pole and all latitudes in between -- of modern feature films that rely on special effects" (Joe Morgenstern, Wall Street Journal) and "Birds are not just the movie's stars, but its whole universe. They inspire in us, not just awe but humility. You'll never look at them the same way again." (Salon.com). Rated G. 89 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single. See Film Critique.

New This Week AMERICAN WEDDING - (R) - Comedy - The group of best friends from their days back at East Great Falls High reunite for the next great sexual adventure in their lives: the wedding of Jim (Jason Biggs) and Michelle (Alyson Hannigan), where Stifler (Seann William Scott) finds himself falling for Michelle's "knockout" sister. GIGLI - (R) - Comedy - This character piece tells the story of Gigli (Ben Affleck), a hit man in Los Angeles eternally looking for the big score. His latest scheme is the kidnapping of the mentally challenged brother (Justin Bartha) of a powerful district attorney. Gigli teams up with a woman (Jennifer Lopez) he presumes to be in the business as well.

Now Showing BAD BOYS 2 - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Two narcotics detectives (Will Smith, Martin Lawrence) have been assigned to a high-tech task force investigating the flow of designer ecstasy into Miami. This leads them to a conspiracy involving a vicious Kingpin, whose ambitions have ignited a bloody turf

war. Also stars Gabrielle Union. CHARLIE’S ANGELS 2: FULL THROTTLE - (PG13) Action/Comedy - The Angels (Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu) prepare to strike without warning as they go undercover to retrieve two missing silver bands which contain valuable encrypted information that reveals the new identities of every person in the Federal Witness Protection Program. When witnesses start turning up dead, only the Angels, using their expertise as masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts, can stop the perpetrator, a mysterious 'fallen' Angel (Demi Moore). FINDING NEMO - (G) - Animation - A fish named Nemo and his father, Marlin, are separated at the Great Barrier Reef, and Marlin sets about finding his lost son - who has become trapped in a fish tank overlooking the Sydney Harbor. HOW TO DEAL - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy - Mandy Moore stars as Halley, a young high school student who is disillusioned with love after seeing the many dysfunctional relationships around her. But when a tragic event in her life leads to a romantic encounter with a young man, Halley realizes the possibility of true love can sometimes lie in the most unconventional of places. THE ITALIAN JOB - (PG13) - Action - After pulling off an amazing gold bullion heist in Venice, Italy, Charlie (Mark Wahlberg) and his gang can't believe it when one of them turns out to be a double-crosser. Now the job isn't about the payoff, it's about payback. Enter Stella (Charlize Theron), a beautiful nerves-of-steel safecracker, who joins Charlie and his former gang when they follow the backstabber to California, where they plan to re-steal the gold by tapping into Los Angeles' traffic control system, manipulating signals and creating one of the biggest traffic jams in L.A. history. Also stars Edward Norton. JOHNNY ENGLISH - (PG) - Comedy/Action - When her majesty's crown jewels are stolen by a conniving Frenchman (John Malkovich), who also plans to steal the queen's throne, Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson), a bit unseasoned but intensely enthusiastic, is thrown onto the case. Fast cars, high tech gadgets, top secret info Johnny can hardly believe it. He may be in over his head, but his courage and dedication are unmatched - especially after he meets double agent Lorna Campbell (Natalie Imbruglia) and discovers that falling in love makes saving the nation even more exciting. LARA CROFT TOMBRAIDER 2: THE CRADLE OF LIFE - PG13 - Action/Adventure - This time around, archaeologist and explorer extraordinaire Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) journeys to a temple, sunken underwater, that leads to a sphere that contains the mythical Pandora’s Box, only to have it stolen from her by Chen Lo, the leader of a Chinese crime syndicate, who’s in

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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ Bad Boys 2 - R - Th-Fr, M-W (12, 3:15, 4:15, 4:45), 7, 7:30, 8, 10, Sa-Su (12, 1:30, 3:15), 4:45, 7, 8, 10 Gigli - R - Fr, M-W (11:15, 1:55, 4:35), 7:15, 10, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:55), 4:35, 7:15, 10 Johnny English - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (11:10, 1:15, 3:25, 5:30), 7:45, 9:55, Sa-Su (11:10, 1:15, 3:25), 5:30, 7:45, 9:50 Lara Croft Tombraider 2 - PG13 - Th (11, 11:15, 1:45, 2, 4:30, 4:45), 7:15, 7:30, 9:45, 10, Fr, M-W (11, 11:15, 1:40, 2, 4:20, 4:40), 7, 7:15, 9:40, 9:55, Sa-Su (11, 11:15, 1:40, 2), 4:20, 4:40, 7, 7:15, 9:40, 9:55 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - PG13 Th (11:15, 1:45, 4:15), 7, 9:30, Fr, M-W (11:10, 1:45, 4:15), 7:05, 9:35, Sa-Su (11:10, 1:45), 4:15, 7:05, 9:35 Legally Blonde 2 - PG13 - Th only (11:05) Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th (11, 1, 2, 4, 5), 7, 8, 10, Fr, M-W (11, 1, 2, 4, 5), 7, 8, 10, Sa-Su (11, 1, 2), 4, 5, 7, 8, 10 Sinbad - PG - Th only (11:45, 1:50) Spy Kids 3D - PG - Th (11:15, 12, 1:20, 2:15, 3:20, 4:45, 5:20), 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:40, Fr, M-W (11, 12, 1:10, 2:15, 3:20, 4:45, 5:30), 7:20, 7:40, 9:25, 9:45, Sa-Su (11, 12, 1:10, 2:15, 3:20), 4:45, 5:30, 7:20, 7:40, 9:25, 9:45 Terminator 3 - R - Th (11:30, 2, 4:30), 7:15, 9:50, Fr M-W (11:30, 2, 4:30), 7:10, 9;45, Sa-Su (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7:10, 9:45

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Marry me league with a bad guy named Reiss who wants to use the Box as a doomsday weapon. THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - This Victorian age adventure film brings together the best characters from science fiction - including Allan Quartermain, Captain Nemo, Dr. Jekyll, Tom Sawyer, and The Invisible Man and brings them together as part of a secret agency dedicated to fighting an evil madman known as the Fantom. LEGALLY BLONDE 2: RED, WHITE & BLONDE (PG13) - Comedy - When Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) finds out her beloved Bruiser’s canine relatives are being used as cosmetic test subjects, she heads to D.C. to accessorize her rights and take matters into her own well-manicured hands. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Keira Knightley) of a governor (Jonathan Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Geoffrey Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death, with the light of the moon revealing their skeletons, like some kind of undead monsters. SEABISCUIT - PG13 - Action/Drama - This is the true story of a former bicycle repairman (Jeff Bridges), who owned a small, knobby-kneed horse called Seabiscuit, and teamed up with a half-blind ex-boxing prize fighter (Tobey Maguire) as the horse’s jockey, and a former “mustang breaker” Wild West performer (Chris Cooper) as the horse’s trainer, leading Seabiscuit to win the Horse of the Year honors in 1938. SINBAD: LEGEND OF THE SEVEN SEAS - (PG) Animation - Framed for stealing one of the world’s most priceless and powerful treasures - the Book of Peace Sinbad has one chance to find and return the precious book, or his best friend Proteus will die. SPY KIDS 3D: GAME OVER - PG - Action/Adventure - The continuing adventures of spy siblings Juni and Carmen Cortez (Daryl Sabara and Alexa Vega). Also stars Antonio Banderas. TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES - (R) Sci-Fi/Action - Arnold Schwarzenegger returns in this third installment of the popular sci-fi action saga as a cyborg from the future once again becoming involved in the affairs of twentysomehing John Connor and his first battles with the SkyNet machine network. WHALE RIDER - (PG13) - Drama - A Maori tribe must contend with a female as their leader after her twin brother dies at childbirth, and she must struggle to prove herself.

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Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 American Wedding - R - Fr-W (12:25, 1, 2:45, 3:15), 5:05, 5:45, 7:20, 8, 9:45, 10:15 Charlie’s Angels 2 - PG13 - Daily (12:30, 3), 5:30, 7:55, 10:15 Finding Nemo - G - Daily (12:35, 3:05), 5:30, 7:50, 10:05 How To Deal - PG13 - Th only (12:25, 2:45), 5:05, 7:20, 9:45 The Italian Job - PG13 - Th only (12:20, 2:45), 5:10, 7:35, 9:55 Seabiscuit - PG13 - Daily (1), 4:05, 7:05, 10:05 Whale Rider - PG13 - Daily (12:40, 3), 5:20, 7:45, 10:05

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Bad Boys 2 - R - Daily (12:15), 4:10, 7:05, 10 Lara Croft Tombraider 2 - PG13 - Daily (12:30), 5, 7:45, 10:30 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Daily (12:45), 4:05, 7, 10 Seabiscuit - PG13 - Daily (12), 4:30, 7:20, 10:10

FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 American Wedding - R - Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:15, 9:15, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:30), 4:30, 7:15, 9:15 Johnny English - PG - Th only (4:30), 7:15, 9:30 Lara Croft Tombraider 2 - PG13 - Th (4), 7, 10, Fr, M-W (4:15), 7:15, 10, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 10 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - PG13 Th only (4:30), 7:30, 10 Seabiscuit - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 10 Spy Kids 3D - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (4:45), 7, 9, Sa-Su (12:45, 2:45), 4:45, 7, 9

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Bad Boys 2 - R - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 9:55, Sa-Su (12, 3), 7, 9:55 Gigli - R - Fr, M-W (2:15, 4:45), 7;30, 10:10, Sa-Su (11:30, 2:15), 4:45, 7:30, 10:10 How To Deal - PG13 - Th only (2, 4:30), 7:30, 9:45 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 10:10, Sa-Su (12:15, 3:15), 7:15, 10:10

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Pieces XXI - Thursday and Saturday, Sunday. Maui Academy of Performing Arts presents its premier dance concert, Pieces XXI: Musicals, Movies & More. MAPA’s talented young dancers offer a lively showcase of ballet, tap, jazz and hip-hop that the whole family will enjoy. Tickets: $15, $12 for kids 12 and under. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Peter Pan - Friday thru Sunday. Maui Academy of Performing Arts presents the magical musical featuring Maui’s young talent who will transport the audience to Never Never Land to visit Peter Pan, Captain Hook, Wendy, John, Michael, the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily. Tickets: $14, $11 for kids 12 and under. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Keola Beamer - Saturday. Keola Beamer is one of Hawai‘i's premier singer/songwriters, arrangers, composers and slack key guitarists. Each performance combines the elements of mele (song), oli (chant) and hula with native instruments and Hawaiian folklore. Tickets: $25 in advance. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

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Lahaina Hongwanji Mission Obon Festival Aug. 1-2, 6-9:30 p.m. Free admission: food and beverage, dancing (7:30-9:30 p.m.), food, games and crafts. For info, call Aileen at 667-9170. 14th Annual Maui Onion Festival - Aug. 2-3 at Whalers Village, Ka'anapali Resort. Celebrity chefs, demonstrations and more. For info, call 661-4567. Quilt Exhibit at Lahaina Cannery - Aug. 1-31 at Lahaina Cannery Mall. Local Maui quilters compete for “Best Quilt” of the show. For info, call 661-5304. Coral Reef Information Station - Free reef info at Ulua Beach in Wailea on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, and at Kahekili Park (Airport Beach) in Kaanapali on Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays; all from 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Take part in a FREE guided reef tour led by experienced naturalist at 9 a.m. at Ulua and 10 a.m. at Kahekili. Bring snorkel equipment. 249-8811. Griff Hamlin Band - The Griff Hamlin Band serves blues with a rock and funk twist the way it was meant to be. They will appear: July 31, 9 p.m. at Charley’s, Aug. 1, 9 p.m. at Life’s a Beach, Aug. 3, 9 p.m. at Casanova’s and Aug. 3, 5 p.m. at Charley’s.

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Sunsets and Sand Dollars - 3:30-7:30 p.m. at Olowalu, across from Chez Paul. A benefit for FRIENDS of the Children's Justice Center with games, silent auction, music by Gail Swanson and BBQ. Adults $35 ($20 tax-deductible donation), children under 12 - free. For info, call 243-8686. Bowl for Kids Sake - 8 a.m.-5 p.m. at Maui Bowling Center in Wailuku. This is Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui’s biggest fund raiser of the year and we need your support. It's not about bowling, it's about helping Maui's kids! For info, call Jessica at 242-9754. Hana Cultural Center's Annual Ho`olaulea - 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. Founded in 1971, the Hana Cultural Center is dedicated to perserving the culture of Hana as well as the families therein. Come for a day of local food, music, crafts and more. For info, call 248-8622 (leave message).

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Two Live DJs - 12-4 p.m. at Request Records. DJ Twist and DJ Boomshot will spin the best music while you restock and improve your music collection. For more info, call 244-9315.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St.,

Lahaina, 661-9491. Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Trevor Jones, Thu, Sat, Tue, 2:30 p.m.; Evan Schulman, Thu and Tue, 6:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; classic rock with JD and Mario, Fri, 3-6 p.m.; Anastasia Gilliam and friends, Sat, 3:30-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Jarret Roback, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, Sat, 7 p.m.; Jonah Livin, Sun, 7 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursdays from 3-6 p.m. and Saturdays from 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Hawaiian style), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock ‘n’ roll), Fri; Ed Truthan (versatile contemporary rock ‘n’ roll), Sat; Erik Pietsch (if you like Jimmy Buffet, you will love Erik), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (flamenco guitar), Tue; Rene Alonzo (New Orleans style piano), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477. Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

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Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, Thu, Fri and Sat, 6:30-9 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 8792224. KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007. LuLu’s - Patrick Major, Thu, 4-7 p.m. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/

Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI

Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Ramon’s - Gypsy Pacific, Wed, 7-9 p.m. 2102 Vineyard, Wailuku, 986-8550.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.; Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, Mon, 7-10:30 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - John Moore Band, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, Fri, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Mon, Wed, Fri and Sun, 6:30 p.m. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun and Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Black Rock Illusions dinner show Sun, Tue and Thu at 5:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali Serenaders, Sat, 6-9:30 p.m.; free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, Mon thru Fri, 8:15 a.m.; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music and dancing, Mon, 6 p.m.; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly. Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kincaid Basques, Sun thru Tue; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Napili Kai Foundation Polynesian Dinner Show, Fri, 6 p.m.; Kincaid Basques, Sat. All shows from 7-9 p.m. unless otherwise noted. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals, beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri thru Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly. Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

DA KINECALENDAR Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sat, Sun and Wed; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic, Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue thru Sat; solo guitarist Sun and Mon, 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and

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contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon thru Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

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Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

LECTURES Sex and the Sea Week - July 28 thru Aug. 1, 9 a.m.- 6 p.m. at Maui Ocean Center. Find out what goes on “between the reefs” at special presentations throughout the day. Special evening events on July 29 and July 31. For info, call Liz at 270-7084. Anti-Tobacco Youth Summit - Thu, July 31, 9:00 a.m.- 4 p.m. in the McCoy Studio Theater at MACC. Teens can get the truth on how the tobacco industry targets them. They can also find out how to stand up against the industry and get the skills to carry out antitobacco activities. For info, call Nancy at 244-7106. Starting a Venture in Hawaii - Thu, July 31, 8:30 a.m.- 12:30 p.m. at MCC. This course uses a video, lecture and question and answer format to review marketing, financial and operational issues. Fee: $20. For info, call 875-2402. East Maui Animal Refuge - Thu, July 31, 9 a.m. at East Maui Animal Refuge in Haiku. For volunteer orientation meetings and tours. For more info, call Sylvan at 572-8308. Haleakala’s Cultural, Spiritual and Historic Significance - Fri, Aug. 1, 7 p.m. at the Tavares Community Center in Pukalani. A free program on the mountain will be presented by Kahu Charlie Maxwell. Learn more about Haleakala through words, chants and hula. For info, call Mele at 878-8015. “45 Ton Talks” - Tue, Aug. 5, 11 a.m. at the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine

Another budget sampler from Kung Fu Records with all the familiar trappings: Unreleased/demo tracks, CDRom videos and debuts for new label signees like The God Awfuls. Kung Fu is not known for signing bands who have any shred of originality or what-have-you but I give them props for the sorts of things they have been doing as a label with their new series of DVD live shows (which curiously doesn’t feature any of their own bands, hmm). The younger punk set will enjoy what’s going on in this sampler but the older folks will be extremely bored with it. Check out: Audio Karate, The Ataris, Useless ID and One Man Army. Skip: The Vandals, Anitfreeze, M16 and Tsunami Bomb. -Kung Fu Records

BILLY BRAGG “WORKERS PLAYTIME” You gotta love Billy’s weird British accent as it belts out Blue Collar ethic folk songs with tons of heart. I’ll admit I’ve always favored Billy Bragg’s love songs over his socio-political tunes but that doesn’t mean that one is better than the other. He has released quite a bit since this record, notably his work with Billy Bragg and The Blokes but it’s his work here that I really love. Dropkick Murphy’s are playing the same field now as Bragg was then. You need to hear this just to wash away all the acoustic rock leftover by that Chris Carraba fellow. –Elektra Records

CRIMPSHRINE “DUCT TAPE SOUP” There are two bands that truly put the East Bay on the map in the world of punk rock: Green Day and Operation Ivy. However, there was a band just as socially relevant and catchy as those two but not as commercially pliable. That band was Crimpshrine. Led by Jeff Ott and backed by Aaron Elliot (Cometbus), this band had their heart for community firmly planted on their sleeves. Blending tons of raw power and punk energy, they set the bar for bands looking for the middle ground between pop/punk and hardcore. Just listen to the skill of Aaron’s drums to Jeff’s guitar noodling with all the proactive lyrics thrown around. They were just as viable as Op Ivy was in their quest for community but, unfortunately, vastly overlooked. To this day, the band’s proceeds of this record go to three separate charities. The East Bay scene of the late ‘80s was definitely the most fertile ground for punk rock kids who gave a damn. Listen to this and you’ll see what I mean. -Lookout Records

SLAPSTICK “S/T” Slapstick was definitely the Operation Ivy for Chicago. Equal parts of ska and punk and members who went on to start bands like The Alkaline Trio and The Lawrence Arms, Slapstick was probably seen as the start of something fresh and exciting at a time when Epitaph and Fat Wreck Chords’ bands dominated the interest of punk fans. Their songs were fast and unrelenting. Their ska songs in particular, were fantastically danceable. The one-up they had on Op Ivy, however, was a solid horn section that didn’t sound like they just came out of high school bandrooms. The strange thing is they only existed for three years. From 1993 to 1996. Yeah, they’re only THAT old. That’s not even counting the bands that led up to the bands they’re in now. Lots of history and energy and for fans of the genre, you can’t find much better than this. –Asian Man Records

RADIOHEAD “HAIL TO THE THIEF” Here I go again, infiltrating Gannon’s column with my own selfish musings! This CD is a continuation of everything I love about Radiohead: The moody, pseudoschizoid ambient sounds allowing the impassioned wailing of Thom Yorke to create a warped landscape of melody and emotion. An album swathed in electronic melancholy and art-rock guitar, Hail To The Thief falls comfortably somewhere in-between OK Computer’s edgy-psychedelic rock and Kid A’s weird experimental rock, Radiohead’s previous CDs. Definitely one of those albums that should be listened to a few times before making any conclusions. Kind of like a David Lynch movie, beautiful and bizarre -- some people get it and some people end up talking to themsleves in the street afterwards. [SAM CAMPOS] –EMI Records Gannon Gilmore is the publisher and co-author of the independent fanzine Scumbag Tulip. To order back or current issues of Scumbag Tulip, please send $1 (per issue) to P.O. Box 330062, Kahului, HI 96732.

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Evan Shulman, No cover, 6:30pm

Open Mic Night, No cover, 9pm

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Cowboy Beebop, N/C, 5-7pm, MGD Band, N/C, 9p-12am

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661-7082

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm

El Nino, No cover, 5pm

Mon - Uncle Willie K, 10pm; Tue - Ultra Fab Tuesday w/DJ Blast; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, w/DJ Blast Mon - Marty Dread, $5, 10:30pm; Wed - DJ Jammin J, $3, 10pm

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Mon- Da Hawaiians, No cover; Tue - Chico & DaKine, No cover; Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm Wed- Da Hawaiians, No cover Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Nuff Sed, No cover, 10pm-midnight

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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm

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Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm Jam’n Steel Band, $5, 9:30pm Bobby Ingram, No cover, 8pm

The Crunch Pups, 8-11pm

Stroking Saturday, Hawaiian contemporary, $5 donation, 8pm

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Damien Awai & Friends, No cover, 7pm

Voodoo Suns, No cover, 9:30pm

Jonah Livin, No cover, 7pm

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POLITICS

Live Broadcast of MAUI TALKS-TV - Tue, Aug. 5, 7-8 p.m. on Channel 53/Visions TV. Public affairs talk show where the community is invited and encouraged to telephone in and comment on various issues of the day. For info, call 572-8787. “We Can Shape the Future” Peace Observ. Wed, Aug. 6, 7 p.m. at Iao Congregational Church in Wailuku. A community peace observance will mark the 58th anniversary of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in Japan at the end of World War II. For info, call Mele at 878-8015.

ART

"Old Plantation Days" Art Exhibit - Through Oct. 16., Mon thru Fri, 7:45 a.m.- 4:30 p.m. at Kalana O Maui Building in Wailuku. Free art exhibit featuring the art work of Kaunoa Senior Center's art students. For info, call 270-7855 “Art in the Village” - Thu, 6-10 p.m. at Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. For more info, call 661-4567. Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - Thu, 8:30 a.m. on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337. Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments, all free and open to the public. Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194. He U`i Cultural Arts Festival - Aug. 2-3, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. under the Banyan Tree in Lahaina Town. A gathering of Hawaiian artists and crafters display, sell, and demonstrate cultural arts and crafts. Features live Hawaiian music. Free. For info, call Theo at 667-9194. Figure Painting Sessions - Tue, Aug. 5, 6-8 p.m. at Wild Banana Gallery in Wailuku. Hosted by Chuck Bloom and Tara Fondiler. Cost: $10 per session. For info, call 244-5302. WOW! Wailea on Wednesdays - 6:30-9:30 p.m. The Shops at Wailea celebrates "Festival of the Arts" featuring artists and artwork displays, live entertainment, fashion events and more. On Sunday, Kristine Snyder performing harp in the East Wing from 5:308:30 p.m. On Wednesday, Phil Benoit and the Benoit Jazz Works in the Lower Courtyard from 7-9 p.m. For more info, call 891-6770.

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Aug. 4-9, 7 a.m.- 10 p.m. at the Kihei Aquatic Center. Teams from the mainland, Canada and the Pacific come for a week of high quality water polo competition. For info, call Stan at 385-1405.

THURSDAY, JULY 31

Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Three-hour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400.

FRiDAY, AUGUST 1

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400. Maui Croquet Club - 2-5 p.m. Come play international rules croquet for free. If you don't know how to play, we'll teach you. If you don't have a mallet, we'll loan you one. Every week, Sun, Tue, Fri. For info, call Leo Nikora at 879-0087. Maui Chess Club - 6:30 p.m. in Kahului. Play chess with the best the island has to offer. For location and other info, call Bruce at 579-9623.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 2

State Outrigger Canoe Championships - Keehi Lagoon, Oahu. Teams from around Hawaii will compete for the right to say they are the best in the state. Starboard Hawaii State Windsurfing Championships - Kanaha Beach Park, Kahului. Pro and amateur men, women and juniors race a downwind slalom course. For info, call 877-2111. Kalama Park Skating Rink - 6-9 p.m. Free public skating. Skate rentals available. For more info, call Deb at 875-4038. 7th Annual Doc Yogi Weightlifting Championships and Clean and Jerk Contest 4 p.m. at the Maui Mall's Center Stage. See Maui’s strongmen compete in several events. For info, call Elton at 244-5222.

MonDAY, AUGUST 4

Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Three-hour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400. Maui Inline Hockey Assoc. - 8-10 p.m. at Kalama Park Skating Rink. Women's night hockey games. For info, call Deb at 875-4038.

TuesDAY, AUGUST 5

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 6

"Do The Zoo" Days - Sat,12-2 p.m. at 2315 Kekaulike Ave. in Kula. Zoo Maui is a fun, educational, hands-on experience. Non-profit, operated by volunteers. See Squirt the Giraffe, and his 100+ friends. $5 per person, 12 months or younger, free. Closed shoes are required. For info, call Malia at 878-2189. Seaside Stories - Sun,11 a.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4-10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. For information, call 249-8811. Keiki Song & Storytime - Wed, 10:30 a.m. at Borders in Kahului with Uncle Wayne. For more info, call 8776160.

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$2 STEINLAGERS

ROCKIN THE NIGHT AWAY

SUNDAY

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MONDAY

Free Consultations

Open Sat & Sun

BLUE BAMBOO Chinese Medical Center & Spa

244-6778

2099 Wells St., Wailuku TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

ALOHA ULTRA WEDNESDAY FAB ALL Drinks $2 until TUESDAY Midnight!

Willie K OWNS Mondays!

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