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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR PROTECTION FROM PORN
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This letter is in response to the Cold Calls regarding porn filters on public computers [July 3]. Until I read that issue, I really had no idea that these porn filters raised such problems and threatened any rights. After carefully reading through the responses of Cora Eggerman, Vanessa Chong, and the local youth organization representation, I have come up with this response: Since the very beginning, the porn filters’ main purpose is to protect children from any obscenity and negativity they might view from the Internet. There should be no reason whatsoever to remove porn filters from any public computer. I do not see why it would be such a problem for an adult patron to simply ask the librarian to turn off the filter for his time on the computer. What is so hard about librarians informing their patrons of this privilege? If the filter limits a child’s search on a certain topic, it’s okay. The public library should be the second place for a student to do research - the school library being the first resource. If again there is a lack of information there, then maybe the department of education should consider making changes to their budget and funding - but that, of course, is a different story. We should recognize porn filters as a protection barrier for the younger members of the community rather than, "another barrier making it harder to exercise our first amendment rights." I see this as a total act of selfishness. As a 17-year-old, it hurts me to see that grown-ups today are working against the development of us children - we are the future. - Name Withheld By Request
In the past 6 months, I have noticed that one department of Maui’s administration really seems to be involved in our community. The Sports & Entertainment Development Office banner is at every community event. Johnny Jackson of this office has the community's best interest at heart. Sporting events, community events - Johnny is trying to help. Then I found out, the council cut his budget to ZERO. What gives? Many people think Johnny only does boxing. How wrong you are, Council. He helps fundraise and gets volunteers to help. He may be the hardest working person in this administration. Any event on Maui, he is there. Johnny is the type of person we need in county government. Yes, many of his ways seem abrasive, but there is not a nicer person I know. That is why we are forming an explanatory committee (friends of Johnny Bang-Bang) to get Johnny to run for County Council next year. We need someone who has our community's best interest at heart and Johnny is that person. If you want to have someone on our county council who is really one of us, please call 879-0007 to get involved. - Bernadine Fernandez
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DISCUSSES THE PROBLEM AT KAMEHAMEHA... Who’s discriminating against whom? Hasn't the White Man taken enough from the Hawaiian? The white man has taken his land, his culture, and his existence and relegated him to second class citizenry. He has taken everything from the Native Americans and every indigenous people he has come in contact with. He has imposed the privatization of Real Estate, and now Realtors sell off the land to the highest bidder. Thievery at its lowest level protected by the Law of the Land and enforced by the Supreme Court. And now we have another example of Colonialism. This time in a little White Boy who is being rewarded for lying. I guess he's following in the footsteps of the President of the United States of America. White men were hunting down the Red man and stealing his land, all the while
thumping the Bible and sounding the War cry, “These are soulless savages and no different than Animals.” We imported Black men from Africa to be used as Slaves, and let me remind you that Blacks could not vote until 1965. Discrimination has been the criteria for relationships of all peoples of this land if you weren’t White and Christian. Discrimination was part of the education system, so it is no mystery that Whites have enjoyed the best of the "Great Society". If the Public Education system hadn’t fallen into ruin because of neglect... If our teachers were paid what they are truly worth and if Education was a priority in the Great Society instead of Bombs and filling the till of Corporate America... If the same kind of care were taken in cultivating the most valuable resource we have, our Children, was a priority... We wouldn’t be having this problem at Kamehameha. If there was ever an indication of the failure of our present education system, this is it. The Bishop Estate is wealthy and can afford to give this small population of Hawaii children the best it can. But the wealth of the Bishop Estate is a "pauper" compared to the wealth of the United States of America. The shame is our Schools should be on the same level as Kamehameha. To cry discrimination in light of all that Hawaiians have endured and now this, on top of all the humiliation Hawaiians have endured for the last 100 years, is disgraceful. So, what we have here is another example of White Man’s Law, superceding all that is Humanitarian and a violation of all that is Right. Maybe I'm too idealistic, after all, the U.S. broke every Treaty ever entered upon with the Native Americans. Maybe it’s true "everything" is never enough. - Marcus Ramirez, Makawao
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LEAD STORIES As straphanger Joyce M. Judge, 42, stared out the window of the Boston subway car during morning rush hour on July 30, she started dripping profusely, and a minute or so later, a baby fell out from underneath her skirt and slid around on the car's floor. According to witnesses (some of whom vomited at the sight), Judge at first acted as if nothing had happened, then finally picked up her newborn, declined the help of passengers, nonchalantly continued the ride, and left the train at the next station (stopping only to pick up the placenta when it fell to the ground). She subsequently reported to Boston Medical Center, where the baby was in good condition (and where the mother was referred for a mental health evaluation).
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A ROUGH SUMMER FOR WEIRD INDIA (1) Doctors at Burdwan Medical College and Hospital reported that black ants were crawling out of the left eye of an 11-year-old boy (June). (2) Six members of a family hanged themselves on a hillside near Tirupati, but the bodies were not discovered until the odor wafted into a nearby village (July). (3) After doctors in Angara found 15 students unconscious following a lightning strike, they covered the bodies in cow dung as per a traditional remedy; 13 recovered within a few hours (but not even cow dung could save the other two). (4) Doctors at Burdwan originally diagnosed parasitic flies emerging from the penis of a 13-year-old boy while he urinated, but doctors at SSKM Hospital in Kolkata disputed that (June).
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ly roll over and smother it to death: a 20year-old woman in Pontiac, Mich., in July. (2) Latest convicted slum landlord to be sentenced (90 days) to live in her own dilapidated, roach-and-rodent-haven apartments: Sandra O'Neale (Los Angeles, July). (3) Latest enrollment figures in Florida's statewide program allowing high school students to take physical education courses by computer: 614. (Administrators say they can detect any student cheating; critics don't think so.)
LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS The Salon Mexico restaurant in New York City introduced a $45 burrito in July, with a filling of filet mignon and truffles. And the founder of Paul Mitchell salon products recently launched John Paul Pets (shampoos for dogs), joining Estee Lauder's Origins line in the so-faruncrowded upscale pet hair-care field. And a June runway show at Mitsukoshi Department Store in Tokyo featured eight dogs modeling fashions such as a yellow dog raincoat (US$72) and a wedding dress and matching hat for dogs.
LEAST COMPETENT PEOPLE A July Associated Press dispatch from Jerusalem reported that a 32-year-old woman accidentally swallowed a cockroach and then, after trying to dig it out with a fork, swallowed the fork. Dr. Nikola Adid of the Poria Hospital in Tiberias, Israel, had to remove both items.
LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Brian Kline, 10, playing with his father's old handcuffs (Dad used to be a security agent) on Father's Day, lovingly cuffed himself to dad William Kline Jr., 33, but the key was lost, and William called police (in Des Moines, Iowa) to get the cuffs off. As is routine, police ran Kline through their database, found two arrest warrants outstanding, and re-cuffed Kline for real. And in Tulsa, Okla., in July, suspected shoplifter Jacob Wise, 18, had cleverly removed security tags from clothes he was allegedly walking out of a store with, but the alarm went off anyway because he had merely put the removed tags in his pocket.
ALSO, IN THE LAST MONTH A van and an SUV, both transporting undocumented aliens, collided, injuring 28 (Blythe, Calif.). A woman saved her drowning daughter in a backyard pool by mouthto-mouth resuscitation, which she said she couldn't have performed if she hadn't seen it on "Baywatch" (Brooklyn, N.Y.). A 37year-old man, having reported to a hospital emergency room with a knife penetrating his brain, waited, conscious, for six hours while doctors planned the complicated surgery (which was successful) (Wellington, New Zealand).
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No Ethics? No Experience? No Problem! The Tawdry Tale of WorldCom's Sweetheart Deal in Iraq WorldCom Inc., recently and hilariously accused of rerouting phone calls to avoid paying connection fees to other phone companies (who was running the joint, frat dudes?), ranks with Enron in the annals of modern corporate debauchery. After an $11 billion accounting scandal sunk the infamous telecommunications conglomerate into bankruptcy, the U.S. General Services Administration banned federal agencies from doing business with WorldCom. So how is a proscribed "company that has demonstrated a flagrant lack of ethics"--the words belong to Senator Susan Collins (R-ME), chairperson of the Senate's Governmental Affairs Committee--poised to land a $900 million Pentagon contract to build a cell phone system for occupied Iraq? "I was curious about it, because the last time I looked, MCI has never built out a wireless network," comments Len Lauer of Sprint. Indeed, WorldCom's MCI division never figured out how to build a cell network in the U.S., and ultimately gave up trying. But who needs experience when you have tasty political connections? Before 2000 WorldCom donated equally to Democrats and Republicans in order to land cell service contracts with U.S. occupation armies in Haiti, Kosovo and Afghanistan. Now it's leveraging a $45 million deal with the Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA) into a Halliburtonesque sweetheart contract to build the first national mobile phone network in Iraq, where more than 2 million new customers are expected to sign up right away.
The Pentagon's rush to protect WorldCom from a scrappy Bahraini-based competitor, Batelco, which has built cell networks in the Middle East, has exposed yet another unholy alliance between corporate America and the Bush Administration. Demonstrating the brand of lightening-quick entrepreneurship traditionally treasured by free-market-loving Americans, Batelco raced into Iraq after the U.S. invasion and installed cell towers throughout Baghdad. With half of landlines
Ordinary Iraqis, meanwhile, are back in the pre-Alexander Graham Bell era. Companies like Vodafone, T-Mobile and NTT DoCoMo of Japan all have more experience (than MCI) of "setting up green field operations in developing countries," says Godell. He adds that the Bush Administration's decision not to seek competitive bids "confirms the worst suspicions" of European cellular companies. Fortunately for them, being American means never having to
DEMONSTRATING THE BRAND OF LIGHTENING-QUICK ENTREPRENEURSHIP TRADITIONALLY TREASURED BY FREE-MARKET-LOVING AMERICANS, BATELCO RACED INTO IRAQ AFTER THE U.S. INVASION AND INSTALLED CELL TOWERS THROUGHOUT BAGHDAD. out of service and Saddam's 1990 plan to build cell towers stymied by U.N. trade sanctions, Baghdadis welcomed the new service. But the CPA shut down Batelco and threatened to confiscate its $5 million of equipment. Now the CPA is now prohibiting companies more than 10 percent owned by foreign governments from bidding on civilian cell business in U.S.-occupied Iraq. That eliminates Batelco and most other Middle East-based telecommunications companies and, according to analyst Lars Godell of Forrester Research in Amsterdam, leaves MCI with "a head start."
say you're sorry. Old-fashioned influence-buying, coupled with inside-the-Beltway cronyism, is MCI's not-so-secret weapon in the fight over Iraqi spoils. As recently as June 2002, a week before the big accounting scandal broke, The Washington Post reported that WorldCom contributed $100,000 to a GOP fundraising gala featuring Bush--"enough to be listed on the program as a vice chairman of the event." Before becoming attorney general, John Ashcroft cashed a $10,000 WorldCom check for his losing Senate race. And the University of
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Mississippi's Trent Lott Leadership Institute, named for the racist GOP Senator, received $1 million from WorldCom. With Republicans controlling Congress, the Supreme Court and the White House, WorldCom no longer needs to be an equal-opportunity corrupter. WorldCom's rivals, furious at being cut out of Iraq, are lashing out. "We don't understand why MCI would be awarded this business given its status as having committed the largest corporate fraud in history," says AT&T spokesman Jim McGann. "There are many qualified, financially stable companies that could have been awarded that business, including us." Motorola's Norm Sandler, noted that the Iraq gig had never been offered for competitive bidding: "We were not aware of it until it showed up in some news reports." Perhaps MCI-WorldCom will overcome its lack of experience, $5.5 billion in post-bankruptcy debt and an extensive criminal record in order to provide the people of occupied Iraq with affordable, crystal-clear cellphone service that never drops calls or loses voicemail for hours at a time. But sleazy backroom deals with Halliburton and MCI-WorldCom belie America's supposed faith in the transparency of free markets and their relationship to spreading democracy. They do more damage to our tattered relationship with the people of Iraq than any suicide bomb. And they prove beyond a reasonable doubt that George W. Bush's commitment to fight corporate fraud is just another lie. (Ted Rall is the author of the graphic travelogue "To Afghanistan and Back," an awardwinning recounting of his experiences covering the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan. It is now available in a revised and updated paperback edition containing new material. Ordering information is available at amazon.com.)
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Longboard Legends No Ka Oi Hawaiian Longboard Federation surf contest Few surfers in the world have a better grasp of the traditional than Rabbit Kekai, one of the sport’s “living legends”. But don’t place Rabbit among the relics, he has been an innovator, too. He is one of the originators of the “hot dog” style. “All the guys were just going straight down the line. I was behind them hot dogging!” he exclaims, the joy and irreverence of youth shining through in his voice. Kekai began surfing in the late 1920’s at the young age of five. Since then he has traveled the world (and continues to travel now), surfing and spreading aloha to all corners of the globe. Rabbit is referred to by Fred Hemmings as “the surfer who has won more contests than anyone else in the world.” At the Lahaina event, he was holding court under the contest tent, passing out words of wisdom, sly jokes and good vibes to everyone in earshot. And he was surfing, too, despite a painful knee injury. “The doctors want to put a pin in my knee, keep me on crutches for two years. I say to them (raising his middle finger) ‘I’ll take the pain.’”
Rabbit is also a mentor to the up and coming surfers. This is his way of giving back to the sport. His mentor, Duke Kahanamoku urged him to take what he had, and pass it on. “This was the Duke’s way, spreading aloha.” Rabbit made sure that the younger competitors had checked in before their heat, sometimes calling their names repeatedly on the bull horn, and even heading out into the grass behind the breakwall in Lahaina to track someone down, minutes before their heat, give them their colored jersey and hustle them into the water. All part of his giving back to the sport and the lifestyle that have given him so much.
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Light winds, few clouds and sunny skies make great surf contest weather. If the surf cooperates….. The set waves that did push through the Lahaina harbor during the Steinlager/Local Motion No Ka Oi Hawaiian Longboard Federation surf contest last Saturday were good. The sets however were inconsistent. Long periods of time with no waves were punctuated with competitors scrambling to make the most of the set waves. Catching the set waves was the difference in making the cut into the finals, and heading home early. This event was the fourth stop in the five-event Steinlager/HLF series, and the only stop on Maui. The local competitors liked the change, as they got to surf on “home turf”, while the Oahu contingent had to play the role of traveling surfer. “The contests are usually dominated by the Oahu guys,” said one Maui based competitor. “This time there are more Maui guys making the finals.” In some divisions it was equally split, three Maui surfers, three Oahu surfers in the final heats. With points towards the overall series standings on the line, as well as an assortment of prizes
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for the finalists, everyone was surfing their hearts out. Making the most of the inconsistent waves saw surfers blending styles, traditional and modern. A typical wave might include an off-the-lip modern move early in the wave, with the rider racing forward on the board later on the wave to nose ride, a more traditional move. For more information on the HLF, the Steinlager Series and complete results, go to the HLF website at: www.hlfhawaii.com. To view Jamie Ballenger’s extensive photo collection from the Lahaina event, as well as other surf events, go to: www.chunsreef.net MTW
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Tides &times Tide-times set for Honolulu - adjust as follows: Kahului - 1hr 41min. Hana - 1hr 23 min. Makena - 0hr 32min. Kihei/Ma`alaea - 0hr 22 min. Lahaina - 0hr 40 min.
28 Sun R 6:14A Thur Sun S 6:51P
H 4:28A +1.3 L 10:04A +0.1
H 4:49P +2.3 L 11:30P +0.1
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L 12:30A +0.3 L 1:02P +0.6 H 7:04A +1.7 H 6:35P +1.5
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L 1:03A +0.1 L 2:37P +0.7 H 8:09A +1.9 H 7:16P +1.2
2 Sun R 6:15A Tue Sun S 6:47P
L 1:43A +0.1 L 4:45P +0.7 H 9:23A +2.0 H 8:15P +0.9
3 Sun R 6:15A Wed Sun S 6:46P
L 2:33A +0.2 L 6:45P +0.6 H 10:40A +2.1 H 9:59P +0.7
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EH BRAH! Your tales from the road Mr. Hemorrhoid I was having a fine morning at the Paia Minit Mart with my microwaved breakfast burrito and instant cappuccino to go. That is, until your pukegreen Ford pick-up truck almost ran me down in the parking lot. You didn't even seem to notice when I was forced to flee out of your way and practically choked on my sippie straw. Who do you think you are, some lone cowboy who owns the unchartered territories of convenience stores? I know you must have been in a big hurry to buy yourself that bottle of hemorrhoid salve, because you obviously had something up your ass. Get over yourself and your road-hog truck too. - Where have all the cowboys gone?
Do You Know Left From Right? We finally have four lane highways in some areas - Kihei/Wailea, Kaanapali - and these retards are driving slowly in the passing lane. I’ve seen the tide move faster. Has anyone read his or her drivers' manual? You know, that pretty little book with the 1950s pictures of road signs and
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funny overhead views of cars making left turns? "Slow moving traffic keep right." The RIGHT, you fools! – no, not that right, your other right. As I'm driving to work, I am so sick of having to pass in the right-hand lane, while having these clueless people behind the wheel with their finger up their butt. As far as I'm concerned, it's these types of idiots that cause accidents. Drivers, wake up and be more aware of the road rules. - Get over or get off the road
Selfish Parkers Suck I’m not sure whether you in the red jeep or you in the silver truck blocked me in today in the parking lot in front of Mokulele Park. But you’re lucky that I am a nice person and did not slash your tires, key your car or steal that nice longboard in the back of your truck – even though I wanted to! Luckily (for you) I was able to break the chains in front of my car and barely turn around and squeeze by. Thanks to the nice guys that helped me! And to whoever built the wood that was standing the chains up that I had to break, I’m sorry I had to do that. - Don’t block me in
Single White Female Seeks Vomit Tossing Stud I hope you remember me. I was the chick driving alone on Mokulele. You were driving in the oncoming lane and you leaned out of your car to toss something at me. I couldn't figure out what it was until it shattered my windshield. Then I realized it was a beer bottle filled with puke. Most people would take offense to a random stranger hurling their hangover at them, but not me. I thought to myself, "Man! I really wish I could meet that guy! Not only is he cool with drinking and driving, he's fun. Dangerous. Spontaneous!" That kind of stuff really turns me on. I told a bunch of my guy friends about you, too. They're all really anxious to meet you. In fact, there's a party at my house this weekend, why don't you come over? The boys and I will be waiting for you. Don't forget to bring the beer. - Call me
Suffer the Children In case you weren't sure, mothers and fathers of Maui, child restraint systems save
your kids’ lives. So why do I keep seeing you with your kid standing up in the passenger seat, just waiting for that chance moment for an airbag to take their fragile and new lives? Is it too much trouble to pull over to breastfeed? Isn't the minute extra time spent worth the life of your child? Oh and by the way, if you're not convinced, I hope you get a big fat ticket because it is illegal. And what is this packing of small children on the moped as you race to the liquor store to pick up a six pack. This is not Indonesia, forget the beer, or walk. What are you gonna do when they fall off and you have maimed them physically for life? Sorry honey, no sports scholarship since you broke both legs when we lost control on the moped. I didn't mean to screw you up for life, I just needed a goddamn beer. - Irresponsible parents should be restrained
Road King Jerk To the guy who goes speeding through Wailea and Makena in the morning with his trailer load of kayaks, flashing his brights at people, passing them on the curves and narrow roads: ease up, brah!! Do you really need
to be rushing just so some pasty tourists can paddle around in the channel? Maui at dawn is peaceful, quiet and serene – you’re messing with that to squeeze a few bucks out. We all gotta get someplace, and you're no more important than all the rest of the drivers. Ain't no fire down there, besides it's not even light out yet. Just 'cause your pickup is bigger, don't make you da king of da road!!! - Easy like Sunday morning
Monkey Wrenching Have you ever taken your car to the mechanic and have it run worse than it originally did? Well, this is to that certain dealership grease monkey here on Maui. Next time you charge someone almost $1,000 to fix his or her car, don't rely on your “high-tech” computer diagnosis. We all know computers are at times unreliable - just because the check engine light went off, it does not mean you fixed the problem! I took it back to you and you said, "Well, you obviously have something wrong with the car." NO S**T! That's what I thought I paid you the $1,000 bucks to fix! Now you want me to do it all over again and charge me more $? Are you guys morons?! Guess what? The car is still screwed up! With your fancy computer, you should have fixed it right the first time. You wasted my time, my $, and my patience. You are hereby cut OFF! - Diagnostically screwed
- That could have been your family, brah
The Moving Proposition There a lot of great things to do in Lahaina on a Saturday night. But driving 5 mph down Front Street isn’t one of them. There you guys were, hanging out the window, catcalling at every woman walking down the street. I don’t know for a fact that you guys were sailors. But there was a destroyer anchored offshore and most tourists I’ve run into know there are better ways to pick up women than by loudly propositioning them from a moving car. Not that I had anywhere important that I needed to be—just a beach house party with lots of cute girls. But hey, you guys are defending our country so who am I to criticize your shore leave rituals? - Patriotic but put off
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Yeah, you in the big green truck with the “SHOPO” sticker. If I’m going 55 mph up Haleakala Hwy in a 45 mph zone, where do you get off trying to tell me to move over and let you pass?! I would feel embarrassed to have that SHOPO sticker on my truck if I were you. I know you don’t belong to the police union or you would know the speed limit. Unless you think that by having this sticker it makes you immune to public safety. Maybe it’s time for a refresher course in driver’s education. I’m sure you’ve done this before and I know you’ll probably continue to do so. Slow down idiot, this isn’t the mainland. Why you needed to be racing up Haleakala is beyond me - unless you really needed to use one of those new restrooms. - Take it easy, road warrior
The County and State's got blood on its hands and its transportation department heads up its ass. 20 years ago, accidents on the highways were more of a rarity, and the hotels and condos were just getting started. Back then you had the good sight to plan ahead and require road improvements contingent to further development. So what happened? Sold your souls to the deep pockets of developers, did you? I hope the dead haunt you in your sleep, and you die as awful of deaths as those killed on your crappy highways. More homes, more hotels and more condos and developments go up up up, but where are our highways with several safe lanes across? How many deaths can you tolerate of your taxpaying community, and of your economy supporting tourists? Accidents happen, but only you, our government bureaucrats who represent our best interests can offer a solution. The roads have already extracted their fatal tolls due to the over congested and government mismanaged state of affairs. Sure you have put some Band-Aids up in south and central Maui, but what about the rest of Maui? Don't make us taxpayers wait another 20 years, that's too many dead loved ones when you could be making a real difference in the future of your constituents. - Driving on your highway of neglect
, What s the hurry, jerkoff?
A Tribute to Zen Drivers Who Smile
You drove around me on South Kihei road, going onto the wrong side to do it, because I stopped and you were in a hurry. What's up with you, man? Yeah, you. I'm talking to you, the too-cool jerk with the reggae blasting out of the cruiser - you drove around me right there in front of Dolphin Plaza and almost flattened the family of four I had stopped for. All they wanted was to get across to the beach. They should have been allowed to have a trip to Kam I beach as the memorable thing from their day. Now, what they'll remember is that some madman came so close to running them over that Mom and Dad had to grab and pick up one kid each to make way for you to get to the crack pipe or who-cares-what you were speeding to. Four lives matter more than about two seconds of your cruising time.
Thank you to you blessed souls who let the old people go first, slow down when I'm backing out, who respect the right of way and keep your cool behind the wheel. You, the Zen Driver Who Even Smiles, deserve a highway free of traffic and a trophy for your heart of gold. If only your zen-ness could rub off on me, and I could substitute the same solitary smile for the finger as I stop for street-crossing idiots, pull off for speeding aggro souped-up Hondas, and keep sane in the most absurd of Pali Highway blockage. I keep you in mind and in awe always as I see you taking the less traveled path toward freedom from behind the wheel. I only wish I could find the same centered path as I speed, swerve around traffic and cuss out the window offering obscene gestures to all. - Thank you, road angels!
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A Good Reason to Go Veg Veg Out in Haiku
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Veg Out is all that and a side of soybeans. They don’t insult their sandwiches by accompanying them with Criscolubed potato chips or lard-laden fries. That would be far too ghetto for this good eating. Instead they power their plates with a scoop of edamame, for a bonus of bean-sucking salty fun. How’s that for a side of protein with your protein? “People think of vegetarian food as lacking protein, but we serve so much in every single meal,” says Head Chef Dan Hunt. “Tofu, black beans, boca, nuts— we’ve got it all.” Hunt joined the crew at Veg Out shortly after they opened almost four years ago. The owners, Cindy and Dan-o, opened the restaurant after noting that nowhere in Haiku could they find a solid vegetarian restaurant with good portions. Now they offer a whole spectrum of vegan and vegetarian selections, everything from Mexican to Italian to a Far East flare. At what other café can you find spring rolls and salsa, pizza and Pad Thai, chili and chai? This joint may not look like much from the outside, but inside, it has
something for everyone. Well, the vegetarian in everyone, that is. The menu favorite is the Muffalata sandwich ($4.95), a lotta tofu and spicy olives, smoothed over a house-made foccacia. “The locals are addicted to it,” says Hunt. Customers also rave about the Etsalada Salad ($4.95 small or $6.95 large), a mix of Mexican beans, tofu, and well— everything you’d find on a taco minus the tortilla. “We cater to a lot of surfers, wind surfers and other athletes,” says Hunt. “They like the high performance food they find here—food that won’t weigh them down.” Hunt has been a vegan himself for more than three years. “I feel good everyday,” he says. “It’s the best thing I’ve ever done for myself. Besides surfing.” Not all the food at Veg Out is vegan. In fact, you’ll find a healthy dollop of dairy. Hunt himself created the Pesto Goat-Cheese Pizza ($6.50 small, $16.95 large), a palate of chevre goat cheese, artichoke hearts, sundried tomatoes and mozzarella. If you are vegan, however, most of the choices come cheese-optional. From the sandwich selection, I ordered the Maui Taro Burger ($4.95), a moist dense pancake of unidentified material, beany to the very last bite. The guts of the sandwich were
Serving up a healthy, heaping plate of secondary, though; the bun is what made it good. Sure they call it a focaccia, but what they delivered was a doughnut in the form of bread—fresh, plump and piping hot. Smeared inside the bun was a vegan mayo lending a
light, sweet aftertaste. I won’t mention they forgot to add my side of guacamole, because in the end, who really needs a side of stinking avocado? It’s mushy and mealy and well, just another “green” thing on a plate that already looks like you could play a game of PuttPutt on it. Side items aside, the sandwiches at Veg Out stand on their own. Just like the employees stand behind their vegetarian ideals. “I like the fact that we’re not serving animals here. It’s an ethical place to work,” says Hunt, as he fixes the final jalapeños on his next order of The Works—a ‘big man’s burrito,’ he calls it. “Besides, we’ve got the best menu on Maui,” he adds, “and I’m here for the food.” As it’s plain to see, so is everyone else. veggie yum-yum Veg Out is located at the Haiku Town Center, 810 Kokomo Road, next to the Haiku Post Office. Hours are Mon-Fri from 10:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m., and Sat from 11:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. Call for take-out at 575-5320. MTW
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DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave. 877–9001 Aloha Grill - 22 different burgers including veggie styles, plus all the extras. Dairy Road Marketplace. 893–0263 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Plus a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd. 877-2400 Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner, or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Unit F. 893-0026 Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10am to 10pm, lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main 244-7788 Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday thru Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave. 877-3055 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kihei. 425 Koloa St. 871-7782 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 893-1628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course. 877–7461 Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order ala carte or combo specials with the freshest ingredients. 1132C Lower Main. 249-8463 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. Cool, quaint bar with margaritas aplenty. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. Call for buffet schedule. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului. 8770051 Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and Ono local grinds. Open for breakfast. lunch and dinner. Also offer catering services. 1900 Main St., Wailuku. 244-7888 Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte. Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat & seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6am4pm Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch & dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and
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is ala carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken, and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 8799944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 8748000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779
more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups, and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>
SOUTH MAUI Antonio’s - Homemade Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 875-8800 BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1am. Live entertainment and dancing 10pm ‘til 1am. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., #314. 874-9299 Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet or hang out in the classy atmosphere of the bar. Open for luch and dinner. Lower level of Ma’alaea Harbor Village. 244-8844 Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies & salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 879-4799 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken catsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kahului. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., #A107. 875-7782 DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. 8 pool tables. 2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin & guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything
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UPCOUNTRY Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet & savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches & specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-8770 Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave.,
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enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 6693539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 The Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffetstyle rotating menu ranging from “Beakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast”. Special Mimosa and Bloody Mary menus. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua. 669-6200. Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui. 667–2525 Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044
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cent, the world of the unseen is extraordinary. — Kapono Beamer Double rainbows reminding us how imaginative Mother Nature is in Hawai’i. — Susan Currier Hawai’i is a place of healing. — Kevin Costner Gladiators of the ocean riding 50 foot waves at Waimea Bay in winter, showcasing Nature at her wildest and most sublime. —Ricky Grigg …the wonderful people and the way of life. — Clint Eastwood The water is warm and the people are never cold. —Nani Pahano, Age 5 The Hawaiian Spirit is to live in gratitude, keep a sense of humor, and when possible in human relationships, learn to overlook. -Tutu Elizabeth Brooks, age 100 In Hawai’i, pantyhose is against the law. — Susan Page The smell of plumeria is a powerful antidepressant. — Captain Jerry Coffee It is possible to fall in love a beautiful woman of every ethnic group or nationality without having to leave the Islands. — Jimmy Borges The expressive beauty of the Hawaiian language. It has only 13 sounds— we do the rest with body language. — Tutu Lydia Hale In Hawai’i, when your eyes meet with a stranger’s, you both smile. - Nina Pueo Just when I think I’ve seen it all I go to Hawai’i to play golf. From the King’s Course at Waikoloa,
Excerpts from Chicken Soup for the Soul of Hawaii The good that die in Hawai’i experience no change, for they fall asleep in one heaven and wake up in another. - Mark Twain These Islands represent all that we are and all that we hope to be — President John F. Kennedy, spoken after visiting Hawai’i in l963 - referring to Hawaii’s diversity of ethnic and cultural groups. Living on isolated islands, we cherish our diversities. For we have come from many places and in many different ways to this enormous yet intimate chamber of summer. — Ed Sheehan Aloha is spoken here. - An Island belief I'd like to do every movie in Hawaii. The people are extraordinarily friendly and it’s just a gorgeous, gorgeous place… a paradise. - Ben Affleck In Hawai`i, the scent of the flowers would hang on the breeze, caressing you… and the beams of sun would shoot out of the banks of pristine clouds, and you just knew there was a God, and He had made all this just for you - Bette Midler, born and raised in Hawai`i. Where in the history of jurisprudence has
love been used to guide government and law? Alvin Shim, Reference to “The Aloha Spirit” being added to the Hawaii State Charter and establishing “aloha” as the “working philosophy of Hawaii”. You can watch news accounts of freezing winter weather on the mainland from a battery-powered television on the beach. Charles Memminger When we ‘re in Hawai’i our days are shaped by long walks and by the pull of the ocean. — Kelly Preston and John Travolta Hawai’i is the land of hugs and kisses. Wherever you go people hug and kiss you. — Eddie Garcia, age 6 Showering under a 2,000-ft Waipio Valley waterfall while shampooing your hair with freshly picked awapuhi. — Bo Derek I have never walked off a plane in Honolulu without experiencing the same indefinable softening …the same overwhelming impression of a world defined by flowers. - Joan Didion You can ski the snowy slopes of Maunakea volcano in the morning and surf Waikiki in the afternoon. — Sean Nicolson The world of the seen in Hawai’i is magnifi-
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Dr. Snatchcatcher (Damon Wayans) and Marci (Lisa Kudrow) The 83 minute version of "Marci X" that's been released (or "dumped") into theaters this week is an example of an ill-conceived movie that's been edited down to a barely distinguishable cluster of scenes that hardly tells a story, or much less gives any kind of arc-comedic or otherwise. Marci (Lisa Kudrow) is a supreme Jewish American Princess until Dr. Snatchcatcher (Damon Wayans), a rap artist affiliated with a record label owned by Marci's billionaire dad Ben Feld (played by the film's director Richard Benjamin), attracts the negative attention of a conservative U.S. Senator with his latest CD. It seems that one early version of the movie allowed for Marci's dad to expire amid the controversy, but in the released version he's around to witness the shenanigans that romantically team up his blueblood daughter with a potty-mouthed black rapper. "Marci X" betrays its nebbish agenda in a dance/rap sequence wherein Dr. $ calls Marci onstage with him during a performance to publicly humiliate her for trying to smooth over his contrary image--among right-wing whites--with a schedule of public relations events. Marci lays down a lame rap about the couture fashion designers that she loves to patronize as a way of gaining acceptance with the less fortunate women in the audience. Marci puts the "power in her purse" up against the power in Dr. Snatchcatcher's "pants," and the covetous female members of the audience join in like lemmings to the sea. Hence, Marci's phony attitude and clothing achieve "real" credibility, to enable wealthy condescending audiences to feel like they're capable of being hip with the homies too. Don't think twice though, because they'll never see this movie anyway.
It isn't long before Marci is loving up the power in Dr. Snatchcatcher's pants herself and going head to head with U.S. Senator Spinkle (Christine Baranski) in court over the proud black oral heritage that allows for a multitude of dignified interpretations of Dr. $'s song "In Your Butt." The scene is a quick lesson in how to be insulting, patronizing and stupid all in the same breath, as butt humping is translated into a sacred example of enduring and respectful love. You can practically watch the humor fall away from the scene like wax melting off of a candle. The movie's message is that any cheesy privileged ditz is capable of co-opting the codified ideals and attitudes of the underclass for public acceptance and private pleasure. The twist is that Marci's dad already owns Dr. $'s record label, so what the audience is witnessing is black culture being milked right down to its pee pee by the greedy child of an upper class moron. If all of this seems mean spirited, that's because it is. The backslapping inside-joke humor on display here is clearly at certain people's expense for the self-congratulation of a select group of other people. The film's poster announces "Hip Hop Meets Shop Till You Drop" more prominently even than the movie's title. But you need look no further than "Marci X" to know that the legacy of Malcolm X is being undermined by some capitalist knee-jerk greed. There's a reason that rich Jewish women don't buy hip-hop CDs, and there's a reason that lower class blacks don't buy Prada and Chanel. One reason is choice and another is means. In either decision making process, one thing that will prevail is just how transparent "Marci X" is as an example of everything wrong with gross American commercialism, and how savvy the movie-going public is in knowing what to avoid. Rated R 83-mins. MTW
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Friday, August 29 Winged Migration 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Nominated for a well deserved Academy Awards for Best Cinematography and Best Documentary, this family friendly film from the makers of "Microcosmos: has been hailed as "A movie miracle; it soars" (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone) and "A magnificent documentary that flies us along with migratory birds on their intercontinental travels, it's the polar opposite -- North Pole, South Pole and all latitudes in between -- of modern feature films that rely on special effects" (Joe Morgenstern, Wall Street Journal) and "Birds are not just the movie's stars, but its whole universe. They inspire in us, not just awe but humility. You'll never look at them the same way again." (Salon.com). Rated G. 89 min.
Wednesday, September 3 September 11 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater
Kate Hudson and Naomi Watts on l’amore in Paris
Eleven international filmmakers, including Sean Penn and Mira Nair, created a short film relating to the terrorist attacks on New York and Washington on September 11, 2001. The only artistic restriction was that each individual film must last precisely 11 minutes, 9 seconds and 1 frame. The resulting collaboration offers some diverse geographical, cultural, and artistic perspectives on that fateful day in U.S. and world history. Subtitled in English and produced in many lanuages. Unrated. 134 minutes. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.
MAGDELENE SISTERS - (R) - Drama - A story charting several years in the young lives of four "fallen women" who were rejected by their families and abandoned to the mercy of the Catholic Church in 1960's Ireland. While women's liberation is sweeping the globe, these women are stripped of their liberty and dignity and condemned to indefinite sentences of servitude in The Magdalene Laundries, in order to atone for their "sins." The last Magdalene Asylum in Ireland closed in 1996, and only since has the true horror of conditions in these institutions begun to emerge.
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JEEPERS CREEPERS 2 - (R) - Horror - As its 23 horrifying days of flesh-eating come to an end, an ancient creature known as the Creeper embarks on a final voracious feeding frenzy, terrorizing a group of varsity basketball players, cheerleaders, and coaches stranded on a remote highway after their bus breaks down. Fighting their own fears and prejudices while trapped aboard the isolated bus, the terrified group of young athletes are forced to come together and do battle against the winged creature hell bent on completing its grizzly ritual of feasting on humans. LE DIVORCE - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy - Isabel Walker (Kate Hudson), a film school dropout from California travels to Paris to help her 8-month pregnant poet stepsister, Roxeanne (Naomi Watts), arriving just in time to see Roxy abandoned by her French painter husband who's been cheating on her. Isabel soon finds herself having an affair with her brother-in-law's 70-year-old uncle... this is a comedy of manners about two American sisters and the family of wealthy French men they become involved with.
AMERICAN WEDDING - (R) - Comedy - The group of best friends from their days back at East Great Falls High reunite for the next great sexual adventure in their lives... the wedding of Jim (Jason Biggs) and Michelle (Alyson Hannigan), where Stifler (Seann William Scott) finds himself falling for Michelle's "knockout" sister. BAD BOYS 2 - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Two narcotics detectives (Will Smith, Martin Lawrence) have been assigned to a high-tech task force investigating the flow of designer ecstasy into Miami. This leads them to a conspiracy involving a vicious Kingpin, whose ambitions have ignited a bloody turf war. Also stars Gabrielle Union. FREAKY FRIDAY - (PG) - Comedy - A tomboy teenage girl, Annabel (Lindsay Lohan), and her widowed mother, Ellen (Jamie Lee Curtis), who are always arguing with each other, simultaneously wish they could be someone else, they somehow exchange bodies, as they both learn (or in the mother's case, remembers) what it's like to be in the other person's situation. FREDDY VS. JASON - (R) - Horror - A group of teenagers find themselves stuck in the middle of a battle between two forces of evil: silent stalker Jason Voorhees and gabby dream master Freddy Krueger, as the battle wages from Elm Street to a climactic finale fought at Camp Crystal Lake. GRIND - (R) - Comedy - Four skaters follow the summer tour of a skateboard star from Chicago to Oceanside, CA, pulling tricks and tearing it up, in their wild attempts to get noticed and grab a major sponsor and a chance to become stars themselves. LARA CROFT TOMBRAIDER 2: THE CRADLE OF LIFE - PG13 - Action/Adventure - This time around, archaeologist and explorer extraordinaire Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) journeys to a temple, sunken underwater, that leads to a sphere that contains the mythical Pandora’s Box, only to have it stolen from her by Chen Lo, the leader of a Chinese crime syndicate, who’s in league with a bad guy named Reiss who wants to use the Box as a doomsday weapon. MARCI X - (R) - Comedy - When protest breaks out over Dr. S's new CD, the owner of the rapper's record label, Ben Feld, is hospitalized by a heart attack. But his pampered daughter Marci, who's never set foot in the business world, steps in, stands up to Dr. S and tries to tone down his bad-boy edge. Stars Lisa Kudrow and Damon Wayans. THE MEDALLION - (PG13) - Action/Comedy - After getting killed on the job, a Chinese immigration officer (Jackie Chan) soon learns that he's still alive, but now has amazing supernatural abilities. The challenge is he has to learn how to use these new abilities while in the midst of fighting the bad guys. MY BOSS’S DAUGHTER - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy - When his mean boss asks him to housesit, a young man (Ashton Kutcher) tries to use it as an opportunity to win the heart of his boss's daughter (Tara Reid),
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on whom he has long had a crush. What he doesn't plan on is the long line of other houseguests that come along in the meantime... OPEN RANGE - (R) - Western - Following the day-todayencounters of four cattle herders who roam the countryside without owning a particular piece of land, or "freegrazers", living in the final years of the Wild West, this film tells the story of how they eventually team up to rid a burgeoning remote town, Harmonville, from the machinations of a ruthlessly evil rancher, who forms a sort of makes the laws and rules, and enforces them using scare tactics and brute force. Stars Kevin Costner, Robert Duvall and Annette Bening. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Keira Knightley) of a governor (Jonathan Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Geoffrey Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death... SEABISCUIT - PG13 - Action/Drama - This is the true story of a former bicycle repairman (Jeff Bridges), who owned a small, knobby-kneed horse called Seabiscuit, and teamed up with a half-blind ex-boxing prize fighter (Tobey Maguire) as the horse’s jockey, and a former “mustang breaker” Wild West performer (Chris Cooper) as the horse’s trainer, leading Seabiscuit to win the Horse of the Year honors in 1938. SPY KIDS 3D: GAME OVER - PG - Action/Adventure - The continuing adventures of spy siblings Juni and Carmen Cortez (Daryl Sabara and Alexa Vega). Also stars Antonio Banderas. STEP INTO LIQUID - (NR) - Documentary - This documentary profiles surfers and surfing locations all over the world, including the monstrous waves of Oahu's North Shore, the Gulf shores of Texas (where waves are created by oil supertankers), the ice-cold waters of Ireland, Santa Cruz, Costa Rica, the Cortez Banks, Da Nang in Vietnam, the tiny waves of Lake Michigan in Wisconsin and the tropics of Rapa Nui. More important than the diverse and often spectacular locations and waves, however, are the wide range of surfers that are profiled, challenging the stereotypes about the surfing counterculture. S.W.A.T. - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - The tables are turned when the Los Angeles Police Department's S.W.A.T. (Special Weapons and Tactics) unit must protect a dangerous criminal. A grizzled veteran SWAT officer (Samuel L. Jackson) is given a second chance to cobble together a new SWAT team to protect the high-profile baddie. Also stars Colin Farrell, Oliver Martinez, Michelle Rodriguez and LL Cool J. UPTOWN GIRLS - (PG13) - Comedy - Molly Gunn (Brittany Murphy) is the freewheeling daughter of a late rock legend and the toast of the Manhattan social scene, but when her inheritance is stolen, Molly is forced to do something she's never done before - get a job. She becomes nanny to precocious Ray Schleine (Dakota Fanning - I Am Sam), an "eight-year-old going on forty." Emotionally distant from her A&R executive mother Roma (Heather Locklear), Ray has grown up with a revolving door of nannies and too little stability. Molly and Ray both feel painfully alone in the world, but as they try to make their new arrangement work, each discovers in the other a true friend. WHALE RIDER - (PG13) - Drama - A Maori tribe must contend with a female as she struggles to prove herself worthy as their leader after her twin brother dies.
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KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 American Wedding - R - Th (12:25, 2:45), 5:05, 7:20, 9:45, Fr-W (12:30), 5, 9:30 Grind - PG13 - Th only (12:35, 2:55), 5:10, 7:30, 9:45 Italian Job - PG13 - Fr-W (12:25, 2:55), 5:15, 7:40, 10:10 Le Divorce - PG13 - Fr-W (1), 4:45, 7:25, 10 Seabiscuit - PG13 - Daily (1), 4:05, 7:05, 10:05 S.W.A.T. - PG13 - Daily (12:45, 3:30), 7:15, 9:55 Uptown Girls - PG13 - Th (12:25, 2:35), 4:45, 7:10, 9:30, Fr-W (2:50), 7:20 Whale Rider - PG13 - Daily (12:40, 3), 5:20, 7:45, 10:05
KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Freaky Friday - PG - Th (1:30), 4:45, 7:45, Fr-Sa (12:45, 3), 5, 7:15, 10, Su-W (12:45, 3), 5, 7:15 Jeepers Creepers 2 - R - Fr-Sa (12:30, 3), 5:30, 7:45, 10, Su-W (12:30, 3), 5:30, 7:45 Medallion - PG13 - Th (1:45), 4:30, 7:30, Fr-Sa (1:15, 3:15), 5:15, 7:30, 10:15, Su-W (1:15, 3:15), 5:15, 7:30 Open Range - R - Th, Su-W (1), 4:10, 7, Fr-Sa (1), 4:10, 7, 9:45 S.W.A.T. - PG13 - Th only (1:15), 4:15, 7:15
FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 American Wedding - R - Th only 7:15, 9:30 Grind - PG13 - Th only (4:45) Jeepers Creepers 2 - Fr, Tu-W (4), 7, 9:30, Sa-M (1, 4), 7, 9:30 My Boss’s Daughter - PG13 - Th (4:15), 7, 9:45, Fr-W 7, 9:30 Seabiscuit - PG13 - Th-Fr, Tu-W (4), 7, 9:55, Sa-M (1, 4), 7, 9:55 Spy Kids 3D - PG - Fr, Tu-W (4:15), Sa-M (2, 4:15) S.W.A.T. - PG13 - Th (5), 7:30, 10, Fr, Tu-W (5), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-M (2:15, 5), 7:30, 9:55
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Freaky Friday - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (1:30, 4), 7, 9:30, SaSu (11:15, 1:30), 4, 7, 9:30 Freddy vs. Jason - R - Th-Fr, M-W (2, 4:30), 7:30, 10, SaSu (11:45, 2), 4:30, 7:30, 10 The Medallion - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:30, 1:45), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45
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Sitar, Tablas & Chai – Oh My! Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at Mandala in Paia If you’re familiar with ektar, kartals, ladus and samosas, then this may be the event for you! If you’ve been jonesing for an atmosphere rich in “bhav” (spiritual emotion) and can say “source of boundless joy” without snickering, then by all means, get to the “Mantra Wave Trance Dance” and Shankara concert at Mandala on Saturday. Chef Jagadish will be on hand to serve up chai, ladus and samosas, and Raj Agni will be playing kirtan, while Sri Swami Rama student Shankara will explain to me what all of this and “world music fused with devotion and rich vocal harmonies using instrumentation from the eastern musical traditions” means, exactly.
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week’s ATTN: Blues Flash Thursday at the Hard Rock Cafe, Friday at Kahului Ale House, Saturday at Casanova, Sunday at Charley’s Considered by some music critics to be the Tom-Cruisein-Cocktail of blues-rock guitarists, Pat Hennessy is known for putting on a good live performance. The crowds go wild for his guitar solo played with a violin bow, as well as his behind-the-back guitar antics and Jimi Hendrix covers. I’m guessing this isn’t the kind of blues you hear grandpa singin’ out on the back porch with his hound dog and harmonica. This is more like biker bar electro-blues, guitar-shredding funk that yo’ mama needn’t know about...
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Bobcat My Hero Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater Who? Oh, Shakes the Clown?! Of course! Bobcat Goldthwait is an icon of edgy, twisted, nervous-nutcase comedy. To prove my point, revisit his 1992 cult classic film, Shakes the Clown. It’s a somewhat deranged black comedy, which Goldthwait wrote, directed and starred in, about an alcoholic clown who gets framed for murder. The movie is hilarious and heartbreaking and totally reaffirms my fear of and fascination with clowns. The fact that Goldthwait wrote a satirical film about clown subculture after stealing scenes in Police Academy, Scrooged, and Blow means that he might have more than a few screws loose and therefore, I love him. He’s also in that new skate film, Grind, but you can catch his live performance right here on Maui at the MACC on Saturday. You’ll see me there for sure – I’ll be the one with the big red shoes and polka-dot tie.
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Pat Hennessy - Thursday through Sunday. Bluesrock guitarist from L.A. with band, Triple Seven. Thu: Hard Rock Cafe; Fri: Kahului Ale House; Sat: Casanova; Sun: Charley’s. (See Grid for details!) Bobcat Goldthwait - Saturday. Hugely popular, onthe-edge, stand-up comedian. Tickets: $10-25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.
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Steely Dan - Oct. 10. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducted band that blends jazz, rock and r&b. Tickets $51-76. Reserved seating. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. (Also playing at the Blaisdell Arena on Oahu Oct. 11. Call 1-877-750-4400)
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by experienced naturalist at 9 a.m. at Ulua and 10 a.m. at Kahekili. Bring snorkel equipment. 249-8811.
2003 Maui Writers Conference - Thu-Mon, at the Outrigger Wailea Resort. Writers, agents, editors, publishers and screenwriters meet and share ideas, advice and creativity in this series of workshops, lectures and panel discussions. For more info, call Barabara Santos at 879-0061. Blood Bank - Thu-Fri, 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. at the Cameron Center. Accepting blood donations. Call for appt and bring picture ID with birth date: 269-2619. Coral Reef Information Station - Free reef info at Ulua Beach in Wailea on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, and at Kahekili Park (Airport Beach) in Kaanapali on Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays; all from 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Take part in a FREE guided reef tour led
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Women's Health Fair - 9 a.m.-2 p.m. at Queen Kaahumanu Center. Organizations involved will provide health care or counseling, offer tests and information. For more info, call 270-7483. Chris Loos & Rick Castberg Book Signing - 12 p.m. at Borders Books in Kahului. Meet the authors of Murder in Paradise: A Christmas in Hawaii Turns to Tragedy. For more info, call 877-6160. Chicken Soup for the Soul of Hawaii Book Signing - 1:30 p.m. at Waldenbooks, 3 p.m. at Borders in Kahului. For more info, call 877-6160. Maui Business & Professional Women's
Club's 60th Anniversary Celebration - 6-9 p.m. at Sandalwood Restaurant at Waikapu Golf Course. Buffet dinner, no host bar, live Hawaiian music, special invited speakers, silent auction, birthday surprises. For more info, call 877-8963. Shankara CD Release Party - 7:30 p.m. at Mandala in Paia. World music performance with chai, ladus and samosas served by Chef Jagadish. $10 at door. For more info, please contact health@maui.net.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 31
"Maui's Only Baby Boomer Group" Initial GetTogether - 4 p.m. Those who were born roughly between the years 1945 to 1955, single or married, are invited to be part of the group. For more info, call Elena Lissone at 573-5313.
PAT HENNESSY & TRIPLE SEVEN Nominated Guitar Player of the Year 1998. –LA Music Awards“
…a guitar-shredding maniac whose nimble fingerwork is fast, precise and passionate and whose showmanship is flashy and ambitious.” – Ben Baur/Music Connection Sept. ‘98
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Labor Day Organ Concert and Ice Cream Social - 1-3 p.m. at Iao Congregational Church. Featuring Bill Sherwood at the Allen Organ, Herman Hashizume, soloist, and the Iao Men Singers. $5 for the concert, a piece of pie, ice cream and a beverage. Children under 12 are free, when accompanied by an adult. For more info, call 877-4191.
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Blood Bank - Wed, 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. at the Cameron Center. Accepting blood donations - call for appointment and bring picture ID with birth date. For info, call Louise Corpuz at 269-2619.
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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Evan Schulman, Thu and Tue, 6:30 p.m.; Optimystics, Fri, 7-10 p.m.; Damien, Mon, 6:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Classic rock with JD and Mario, Fri, 3-6 p.m.; JD and Friends, Sat, 4-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Kawika Lum Ho, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, Sat, 7 p.m.; Jonah Livin, Sun, 7 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. Mariachi music on Sunday with Pablo, 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Hawaiian style), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock ‘n’ roll), Fri; Ed Truthan (versatile contemporary rock ‘n’ roll), Sat; Erik Pietsch (if you like Jimmy Buffet, you will love Erik), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (flamenco guitar), Tue; Rene Alonzo (New Orleans style piano), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477. Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.
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Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, Thu, Fri and Sat, 6:30-9 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 8792224. KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007. LuLu’s - Patrick Major, Thu, 4-7 p.m. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.
CENTRAL MAUI
Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Ramon’s - Gypsy Pacific, Wed, 7-9 p.m. 2102 Vineyard, Wailuku, 986-8550.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI
Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.; Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, Mon, 7-10:30 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - John Moore Band, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, Fri, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI
Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Mon, Wed, Fri and Sun, 6:30 p.m. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun and Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:309:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Black Rock Illusions dinner show Sun, Tue and Thu at 5:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali Serenaders, Sat, 6-9:30 p.m.; free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, Mon thru Fri, 8:15 a.m.; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music and dancing, Mon, 6 p.m.; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.
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Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly. Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kapule Paoa, Sun; Kincaid Basques, Mon, Fri & Sat; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. Polynesian Dinner Show, Tue, 5:30 p.m. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals, beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri thru Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly. Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sat, Sun and Wed; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic, Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30-8:30 p.m.
SOUTH MAUI
Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue thru Sat; solo guitarist Sun and Mon, 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon thru Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.
EAST MAUI
Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.
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thursday8/28
friday8/29
Funk, Soul & Disco w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm
BOCALINO
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
CASANOVA
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
saturday8/30
sunday8/31
monday9/1 – wednesday9/3
Neto Peraza & Angie Carr, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm
Kilohana, Hawaiian contemporary, No cover, 10pm
CLOSED
Mon - Mario Favre & Jennifer Weatherly, Retro rock; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa Rodriguez; Wed - Soul Concepts, R & B; All shows 10pm-1am, No cover!
Daniel J, Justin and DJ Preston, House beats, $10, 9:45pm
Pat Hennessy & 777, Blues rock, $10, 9:45pm
CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT
Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am
COMPADRES BAR & GRILL
Salsa Night $5, 10pm
142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189
COOL CAT CAFÉ
Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 667-0908
2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2200
Ladies Night w/DJ Jammin J & B-Boy Rob
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
Natural Vibes, Live music
Flava Zone
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
Mike Carroll & the Complex Cats, $3, 10:30pm Da Hawaiians, N/C, 5-9pm, MGD Band, N/C, 9p-12am
Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm-12am
Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm
Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm
El Nino, No cover, 5pm
John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm
Pat Hennessy & Triple Seven
Jah Radio
Cryin’ Out Loud, No cover, 10pm-midnight
Crazy Fingers, 10pm-midnight
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
THE VOCAL STUDIO
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Opti-Mystics, No cover, 9pm
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Mon - Damien, No cover, 6:30-10pm; Tue - Evan Schulman, No cover, 6:30pm; Wed - Live DJ, $3, 9pm-1:30am
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Pat Hennessy & Triple 7, $10, 10:30pm
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
Pat Hennessy & Triple Seven, Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am 7-11pm
Opti-Mystics, N/C, 7-11pm Open Mic Night, N/C, 10pm
Evan Shulman, No cover, 6:30pm
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Tue - House Party w/DJ Ed V, 10pm Teen Night, 6:30pm
Mon - Uncle Willie K, 10pm; Tue - Getto Fabulous; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, w/DJ Blast Mon - Marty Dread, Reggae at the Rock! $5, 10:30pm
Mon- Da Hawaiians, No cover; Tue - Chico & DaKine, No cover; Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm Wed- Da Hawaiians, No cover
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thursday8/28
friday8/29
saturday8/30
sunday8/31
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Vince Esquire & Crossfire, No cover
Planet Seed, No cover
Prankster, No cover
Oliver’s Karaoke Party, No cover
LOBBY LOUNGE
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm
Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000
LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036 LULU’S
1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
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Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:308:30-11:30pm 11:30pm
Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm Voodoo Suns, $5, 9:30pm Bobby Ingram, Blues & Jazz, 8pm
Crunch Pups
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DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm-close
Damien Awai, N/C, 7:30-11pm DJ Mackie Mac, N/C, 9pm
DJ Steve, No cover, 9pm-close
S.I.N. Night
Mark Burnett, N/C, 6pm Vince Esquire, $5, 9pm
Kenny Roberts, No cover, 9pm Murray Thorne, No cover, 9pm
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Mon - S.I.N. Night, Service Industry Night; Wed - Karaoke w/Tyrone, 8:30-11pm Mon - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm-close; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 9pm; Wed - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm-close Mon - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7:30pm; Tue - Mark Burnett, No cover, 6pm; Open Mic Night, No cover, 9pm; Wed - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm
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thursday8/28
PACIFIC’O
505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341
friday8/29
saturday8/30
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
sunday8/31
Rene Alonzo, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
PANCHO & LEFTY’S
658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4666
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
Mariachi Music w/Pablo, No cover, 6-9pm
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm
TGIF, No cover, 9pm
Kenny Roberts & Friends, No cover, 9pm
Jus Us, No cover, 9pm
Planet Seed, No cover, 9pm
DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am
DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380
TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB
3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234
Kenny Roberts & Friends, No cover, 9pm
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monday9/1 – wednesday9/3
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Maui County Republican Party's Family FUNRaiser - Mon, 2-6 p.m. at the VFW Hall, 2110 Uluniu Rd., Kihei. Food includes 'Steaks the way you like 'em', potato, salad, beans, slaw, soft drink; BYOBeverage. Hot dogs will be available for the kids! Adults $25.; Adult members of the Hawai'i Republicans $20.; Children under 5 free and ages 5-12 half price. Blankets & coolers OK. Governor Lingle & Lt. Gov. Aiona's Talk Story Tour - 5:30-8 p.m., Tue, at Kahului School.
LECTURES
Free Freshstart "Stop Smoking" Program 6:30-7:30 p.m. Tue & Thu, in Central Maui. Location to be announced. 4 hourlong sessions over a 2-week period. Deadline to register: 8-29-03. Call 244-5553.
ART
Quilt Exhibit - Through Aug. 31, at Lahaina Cannery Mall. Local Maui quilters compete for “Best Quilt” of the show. For info, call 661-5304. "Old Plantation Days" Art Exhibit - Through Oct. 16., Mon thru Fri, 7:45 a.m.- 4:30 p.m. at Kalana O Maui Building in Wailuku. Free art exhibit featuring the art work of Kaunoa Senior Center's art students. For info, call 270-7855 “Art in the Village” - Thu, 6-10 p.m. at Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567. Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - Thu, 8:30 a.m. on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337. Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments, all free and open to the public. Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194. Gift & Craft Show - Sun, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at Lahaina Civic Center. Clothing, jewelry, glass art and much more. $1 admission. For info, call 879-7594. WOW! Wailea on Wednesdays - 6:30-9:30 p.m. The Shops at Wailea celebrates "Festival of the Arts" featuring artists and artwork displays, live entertainment, fashion events and more. For more info, call 891-6770.
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"Do The Zoo" Days - Sat, 12-2 p.m. at 2315 Kekaulike Ave. in Kula. Zoo Maui is a fun, educational, hands-on experience. Non-profit, operated by volunteers. See Squirt the Giraffe, and his 100+ friends. $5 per person, 12 months or younger, free. Closed shoes are required. For info, call Malia at 878-2189. Seaside Stories - Sun, 11 a.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4-10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. For information, call 249-8811.
SPORTS
23rd Annual Kapalua Open Tennis Tournament - Fri-Mon, at the Tennis Garden and Village Tennis Center. Men's and women's singles and
doubles tennis competition, plus 3.0, 3.5, 4.0, 4.5 and Open division. For info, call 669-5677. Maui Croquet Club - 2-5 p.m. Come play international rules croquet for free. If you don't know how to play, we'll teach you. If you don't have a mallet, we'll loan you one. Every week, Sun, Tue, Fri. For info, call Leo Nikora at 879-0087.
THURSDAY, AUGUST 28
Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Three-hour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400.
FRiDAY, AUGUST 29
Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400. Maui Chess Club - 6:30 p.m. in Kahului. For location and other info, call Bruce at 579-9623.
SATURDAY, AUGUST 30
Kalama Park Skating Rink - 6-9 p.m. Free public skating. Skate rentals available. For more info, call Deb at 875-4038.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 31
"So You Think You Tough" Kickboxing Tournament - at War Memorial Gym. The event will have 5 weight divisions. Entry fee: $100 and the champion of each division will receive $1000. For info, call 870-2848. Annual Seniors Bowling Tournament - at the Maui Bowling Center. All bowlers must be at least 50 years old prior to entering the tournament. For info, call 244-4596.
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Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Three-hour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400. Maui Inline Hockey Assoc. - 8-10 p.m. at Kalama Park Skating Rink. Women's night hockey games. For info, call Deb at 875-4038.
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Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400. Guided Kipahulu Hike - 1 p.m., Haleakala National Park Visitor Center. 1 mile hike. Bring snacks, water, sunscreen, rain gear, camera & shoes with good traction. Park entrace fee: $10 per vehicle. Call 248-8974.
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3
Maui Inline Hockey Assoc. - 8-10 p.m. at Kalama Park Skating Rink. Men's B night hockey games. For more info, call Deb at 875-4038. Play Ultimate Frisbee - 8:30 p.m. at Kalama Park in Kihei. New game that combines other sports with frisbee. For more info, call Bern at 667-5652.
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$$ TOP DOLLAR PAID $$ GET OUT OF DEBT! Diamonds, Gold, Colored Stones, Stop harassment, reduce interest Watches & Other Valuables. West rates & fees. Let us deal with your TRUCKS, Maui Gold. 667-7689 creditors. Free consultation call MOTORCYCLES, RVS Auriton Solutions 877-245-5811 ‘98 SUZUKI MARAUDER YARD SALE - 409 FRONT ST. www.aurition.org (AAN CAN) 805 CC Lots of Chrome, Saddle Lahaina, Sun. Aug 31. 10am - 5 pm. Bags-New Pipes & Tires. Only one on Plant lovers, Furn/Tools/Electronics. $1,000 WEEKLY POSSIBLE island! $4000. Rustin 250-1858 Mailing Brochures from home! Get NO EARLY BIRDS paid in advance! No experience necessary! Free info call 1-800-896-6830 AUTOMOTIVE (24 Hrs) (AAN CAN)
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ALOHA INTERNATIONAL GOLDSMITH EMPLOYMENT Kauai’s best is seeking a highly skilled Temp/Perm/Leasing of Employees & Goldsmith/Bench Jeweler. Call (808) Resume Service 310 Alamaha St. 822-3591. jsaylor@aloha.net Kahului, 871-6373 SALES INDEPENDENT WARREN & ANNABELLE’S Nature based Pharmaceutical Maui’s most fun and amazing show is Company expanding in this area. looking to add: Candidate must be highly Motivated, FULL TIME BAR BACK $7/hr +tips Bonuses and $1000 per month Car HOUSEKEEPING $8/hr Allowance available. Serious inquiries Must have great personality & neat Only, Call 878-2533 X213 appearance. Apply in person. $ MODELS WANTED $ Monday- Friday 9am- 4pm 900 Front For calendar magazine and artistic St., Lahaina print work. Ages 18 to 35. 573-3712 KILLER JOB!!! GREAT $$$ BODYWORKERS NEEDED Taking Photos of Jet Skiiers in Lahaiana. Part time gig, 10 HR + Looking for beautiful, playful, reliable, Comm. Computer exp. pref. 661-3741 person. Work with a great team. Will train. 579-8825 CHARLEY’S PAIA GOT GAME? A.M. KITCHEN SUPERVISOR : Must have 2 + yrs exper. in training, purchas- Got game? Get into the action with ing, inventory control & menu develop- Nokia N-Gage. We will pay outgoing, ment. Excellent leadership skills. Also responsible, gadget minded people to need PM SERVER/PM COCKTAIL. play video games & products www.nApply @ 142 Hana Hwy, Paia or fax gage-special-forces.com (AAN CAN)
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BY AMY ALKON
PAST AND FURIOUS I've been with my boyfriend for over a year. During our first six months, I slept with three ex-boyfriends. Horrible as that sounds, I don't take cheating lightly. I think I was confused about my readiness to be in a serious relationship, and wasn't really over my most recent ex or a guy in Ireland I'd had a love affair with a few years back. When I returned from a trip to Ireland in February, I realized how much I love my boyfriend and wanted to commit to him. Our relationship became more solid, and we moved in together. Shortly afterward, he searched for and read my journal, suspecting something had happened in Ireland. Like an idiot, I'd put everything in writing. He was crushed, but said, if given time, he could forgive me. Well, any minor conflict now turns into a huge screaming match, with him dragging everything up and threatening to leave. (He always apologizes afterward, says he's happy with me and doesn't want to leave.) I feel he's holding this over my head to make me feel guilty whenever something doesn't go his way. Is it likely to blow over in time? Should I accept this as my punishment? --Hester Prynne There are many different styles of conflict resolution. Some people stare into space, waiting for the answer to crack them over the head like a falling ceiling tile. Others look high and low for the answer, even stopping off at ex-boyfriends' places to make sure it isn't projected on the ceiling tiles above their beds. Some people enlist friends or mediators to help them strip the issue down to bare essentials. Others prefer to strip out the middlemen AND the issue, and just get naked with Larry, Moe, and Curly. Apparently, you wanted to be very, very, very sure you made the right decision: "No, no... not another night of investigative wild sex!" We all feel your pain. Really, we do. And, while it isn't the prettiest picture for your current boyfriend, your adventures in ex-boyfriend boffing did serve an important purpose -- helping you finish unfinished business so you could pick his face out of the crowd. Of course, there's a right way to go about doubt-eradication, and it isn't giving your boyfriend the impression you're his one and only while passing yourself around like a cheese plate behind his back. It certainly would have been nice if you'd gone to the trouble of breaking up with him before you set off on your international sex tour. Right now, all that matters about the past is whether it predicts the future. When there's a decision to be made -- "Would you like fries with that?" -- it seems unlikely you'll respond by trying to maul the pimply guy behind the register. It's your job to make your boyfriend understand that. It's also your job to tell him his job: deciding whether he'd rather be in love or in archeology, and acting accordingly. Love requires walling off the past instead of weaponizing it, and resolving conflicts as a "we," not a "him" vs. the girl who snuck off to Stooge-apalooza. Unfortunately, unless you can convince him to stop tipping the scales with a stack of dirty pictures whenever you want Thai and he wants Italian, he'll probably end up with only his grudge to take to dinner: "More Chianti, my love?" The waiter will be too polite to mention that he's sitting across from an empty chair. It's sure to occur to your boyfriend later, however, since moral high ground never makes much of an impression in bed.
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PAST AND FURIOUS I've been with my boyfriend for over a year. During our first six months, I slept with three ex-boyfriends. Horrible as that sounds, I don't take cheating lightly. I think I was confused about my readiness to be in a serious relationship, and wasn't really over my most recent ex or a guy in Ireland I'd had a love affair with a few years back. When I returned from a trip to Ireland in February, I realized how much I love my boyfriend and wanted to commit to him. Our relationship became more solid, and we moved in together. Shortly afterward, he searched for and read my journal, suspecting something had happened in Ireland. Like an idiot, I'd put everything in writing. He was crushed, but said, if given time, he could forgive me. Well, any minor conflict now turns into a huge screaming match, with him dragging everything up and threatening to leave. (He always apologizes afterward, says he's happy with me and doesn't want to leave.) I feel he's holding this over my head to make me feel guilty whenever something doesn't go his way. Is it likely to blow over in time? Should I accept this as my punishment? --Hester Prynne There are many different styles of conflict resolution. Some people stare into space, waiting for the answer to crack them over the head like a falling ceiling tile. Others look high and low for the answer, even stopping off at ex-boyfriends' places to make sure it isn't projected on the ceiling tiles above their beds. Some people enlist friends or mediators to help them strip the issue down to bare essentials. Others prefer to strip out the middlemen AND the issue, and just get naked with Larry, Moe, and Curly. Apparently, you wanted to be very, very, very sure you made the right decision: "No, no... not another night of investigative wild sex!" We all feel your pain. Really, we do. And, while it isn't the prettiest picture for your current boyfriend, your adventures in ex-boyfriend boffing did serve an important purpose -- helping you finish unfinished business so you could pick his face out of the crowd. Of course, there's a right way to go about doubt-eradication, and it isn't giving your boyfriend the impression you're his one and only while passing yourself around like a cheese plate behind his back. It certainly would have been nice if you'd gone to the trouble of breaking up with him before you set off on your international sex tour. Right now, all that matters about the past is whether it predicts the future. When there's a decision to be made -- "Would you like fries with that?" -- it seems unlikely you'll respond by trying to maul the pimply guy behind the register. It's your job to make your boyfriend understand that. It's also your job to tell him his job: deciding whether he'd rather be in love or in archeology, and acting accordingly. Love requires walling off the past instead of weaponizing it, and resolving conflicts as a "we," not a "him" vs. the girl who snuck off to Stooge-apalooza. Unfortunately, unless you can convince him to stop tipping the scales with a stack of dirty pictures whenever you want Thai and he wants Italian, he'll probably end up with only his grudge to take to dinner: "More Chianti, my love?" The waiter will be too polite to mention that he's sitting across from an empty chair. It's sure to occur to your boyfriend later, however, since moral high ground never makes much of an impression in bed.
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