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LOCAL NEWS 5 A Step Above the Rest

Pupus • Soda • DJs

Hawaii residents finally qualify for the World’s Most Beautiful Feet Contest by Christy Miles

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Low Rent, Low Priority

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When does Maui get affordable housing?

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UNDERGROUND MUSIC

“Practicing idealism” - P. 10 SURF & SPORTS 9 “Don’t Flip the Canoes!”

DEPARTMENTS 4 LETTERS DINING 4 EH BRAH! 12 Hold the Carbs 6 COCONUT WIRELESS 6 OVERHEARD...

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Kihei Canoe Club cashes in on regatta

by Anthony Pignataro

1816 Mill Street Wailuku On the corner of Central & Mill

Kai Ku Ono caters to all diets by Ted Fawcett

The Art of Rice Traveling Theater comes to Maui

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FILM CRITIQUE 18 Sharing His Pain

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Modern Classic Inspired Combinations Authentic Pieces from Indonesia

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DAY&NIGHT 19 Movie Capsules & Times 20 this week’s picks 22 Da Kine Calendar 23 The Grid

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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR NUDE CHURCH Regarding your August 7 “Picks” article entitled “More Sand in Your Butt”--allow me to firmly state my discontent regarding the use of my picture (absolutely stark naked!) without my permission next to commentary about Little Beach which I do not feel aligned with.

First, people that frequent Little Beach understand that it is definitely NOT OKAY for anyone to be taking pictures of other people naked without their permission. If any of the regulars had caught you taking pictures, you would have been asked to get permission or leave the beach. Cameras have literally been taken away from people who refused to comply with this simple form of consideration and etiquette.

Second, Little Beach on Sundays is NOT a “big crowd of strangers” gathering weekly because we “dream of being naked and famous.” In reality, LITTLE BEACH IS A CHURCH, filled with an ever-growing family of people (both conscious and unconscious) who come together to celebrate our spiritual connection to each other, to the land, to the drums and to the fire. What is happening on Little Beach on Sundays is an ancient form of spiritual worship that mirrors the traditions of ancient Hawaii (before it was stolen by greedy capitalists and zealous Christian missionaries).

Third, the mere mention of alcohol or “drinks” in the same article is irresponsible. One of the biggest challenges we are attempting to address at Little Beach is dealing with drunken people who not only pollute their own bodies with this toxic substance, but who leave their alcoholic garbage all over the beach! Those of us who care about the area find ourselves week after week having to clean up after these unconscious people.

If you want to write something about Little Beach in the future, and publish a

picture to go along with it, I suggest you get permission for your photographs and get your information from an accurate source. You have undermined and disrespected a very potent and powerful spiritual gathering of souls.

Tiara Alana Morganna Kihei

GERMAN VOYEUR? I am not quite sure if I might have missed something in the most recent development of “the very real problems” Maui is facing, but I have the hardest time figuring out why Mr. Macy names “German Tourists” in one sentence with “crime, environmental degradation, and shortsighted development.” Sounds like paranoia to me. Maybe racism? Maybe even both? But isn’t one the result of the other? I sure would watch the man behind the curtains at the Macys’ residence.

Gina Dunker (German) Lahaina The Editor Responds: Far be it from me to read too much into a letter writer’s motivation, but I’m pretty sure Macy’s line about the German Tourists was a joke. But we’ll put him under surveillance if you want. Just give us the word…

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Hey you, the one with the little kids in the car. I bet you never even noticed me behind you. I was on the phone with the Maui Police Department all while you wove over the center line on the Mokulele Highway, back and forth, obviously polluted out of your mind. I can still see the small arms of the kids in the back seat reaching up now and then to hold on to the ceiling. I followed your little aging silver/grey hatchback all the way to the gated community in Wailea, where you disappeared before any patrol cars in the area could get there. I can’t forget you, which is ironic--I doubt you even REMEMBER that trip, possibly not even your whole intoxicated evening. But I did give your plate numbers to the police, though. So maybe one day when you drive your car and kids off the Pali into a nighttime sea, we’ll all have a really good idea of what happened. Not that that will do a damn thing to help.

- Pull your head out, for chrissakes.

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Hawaiian residents finally qualify for the World’s Most Beautiful Feet Contest Living in Hawaii subjects our feet to coral cuts, sand burns and hard calluses.

We don’t often treat our feet with much care. On the mainland, people use lotions all the time, get biweekly pedicures and wear socks on a regular basis.

But two Oahu residents have broken the Hawaiian stereotype of dirty, hard feet.

They are finalists for the fourth annual “World’s Most Beautiful Feet Contest,” sponsored by the Teaneck, New Jerseybased websites Foot.com and Shoes.com.

Their pigs are pictures of perfection. For the first time ever, two Hawaii residents have ashot at the grand prize trip to the Caribbean.

Emily Gardner, 41, is an environmental lawyer from Honolulu. She came across the contest when she ordered a pair of Dr. Scholl’s shoes online. When her order came, she noticed contest information was enclosed. Toying with the idea for a while, she finally submitted photos of her feet.

Not long after she got a phone call and learned she was a finalist.

“My feet look nice,” Gardner said. “I have nice toes and a high arch. I have been told by several men, including my husband, that I have beautiful feet.”

Before the contest, Gardner never painted her toes or even paid much attention to her dogs. But since becoming a finalist, she has received two pedicures and now paints her toenails.

To Gardner this contest isn’t about the fame and fortune that comes along with winning the contest. She just wants to fulfill her dream of finally going on a honeymoon with her husband. If she wins, they will spend seven nights at a SuperClubs allinclusive Caribbean resort.

“We never went on a honeymoon,” Gardner said. “We had a chance to buy a home or go on a honeymoon and we went for the home.”

Unlike Gardner, Kailua resident and Beautiful Feet finalist Jennie Lee, 27, has dreamed of modeling ever since she was a little girl.

“I always wanted to do some modeling, but I had no one to back me up,” Lee said.

Little did she know that her fiancé TJ Swafford would be the one.

Swafford and Lee were playing on the Internet one day and found out about the contest. She submitted a picture. A week later, Lee received a phone call at five in the morning informing her that she was a finalist.

In an email, Swafford said he “double dog dared” her to enter the contest. It was a joke and dare at the same time.

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Amazing feet into the top ten finalists out of thousands and thousands,” Swafford wrote. “As voted by a panel of podiatrists, modeling pros and foot care specialists.”

Since Lee’s 10 twinkling toes were posted on Shoes.com, she has actually received a contract for feet modeling. She said the gig could earn her from $125 to $140 an hour. Lee added that her feet could possibly be in future shoe ads, lotion ads, or even corn commercials.

Lee is less interested in the grand prize of a trip to the Caribbean than Gardner. To Lee, the contest is all about the modeling portfolio.

Sure, it will incorporate feet shots, but there will be headshots as well. Lee said portfolios are very expensive to put together.

Votes are tallied daily on Shoes.com and Foot.com. Lee is picture #7 and Gardner is picture #8. Your email address is stored, so voting can only be done with one email address. The winner will be announced on September 22.

One unlucky finalist will receive an award for the “Feet in Most Need of a Pedicure.”

Foot.com is a treasure trove of feet-related information. Walking barefoot can cause plantar warts, which enters the feet through a cut, it says. The website also says two feet can be dissimilar and you need to buy shoes for the bigger one. Five percent of Americans have toenail problems.

For more statistics about feet or just to vote in the contest, visit Foot.com or Shoes.com.

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

MONDAY, SEPT. 8

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 10

Woke up… Walked to work… Tried to forget awful, awful image of a very drunk gentleman calling himself “Captain Inferno”— dressed much as what you’d imagine someone named Captain Inferno would dress— roaming through Shark Pit in Lahaina yelling “I’m not going to that meat market! I’ve got my own market and my own meat!”

No clue… Slept late… Too depressed about this whole gouging thing… Wait, here’s a stack of faxes on my desk… Uh huh… boring… uh huh… Subway’s now serving breakfast… uh huh… Man with gun attacks teacher…uh huh…breakfast, eh?… The state honchos over on Oahu won’t give us our $1 million air ambulance which is already paid for, but they will offer to spend 60 times that amount for a new 600-bed prison in Puunene. Horror stories about how awful things are at the current Maui Community Correctional Center-three guys sleeping in cells meant for two and such—abound at today’s state House Finance Committee meeting on jail issues. But was I the only one creeped out by state Department of Public Safety Director John Peyton’s wish to build an “aesthetically attractive facility?” Oh, look Martha—over on the left: That must be the new jail! Isn’t it lovely, all gleaming and shiny in the sunlight. How nice that they planted those coconut trees. It’s so much more inviting than that ugly Home Depot across town.

TUESDAY, SEPT. 9 Gas prices. Yeah, still high. Way high.

Higher even than the guy who sold me a fish sandwich today at lunch. Like it?

Like getting raped by something called a “nozzle?” I don’t. And neither does Congressman Ed Case (D, Honolulu).

“For decades we were all told that the reasons for our highest-in-the-country gas prices were the high cost of doing business in Hawaii, and high taxes, and high shipping costs, and high neighbor island transport costs, but now we know that none of that accounts for our outrageous pump prices,” Case wrote, who insists all those costs are really negligible. “The difference between actual cost and pump price is the most consistent highest profit margin to Chevron and the other refiners in the country, and the reason is very simple: they control the market.” Why do I feel like I just stepped into Casablanca? What, there’s price gouging going on here? I’m shocked!

Well, it’s Sept. 11, and that means commemorations, speeches, memories and the ever-popular reflections. And that means my old friend Congressman Ed Case is back with his take. “[T]errorism is real and immediate,” he wrote on one of the “lessons” given us by the hijackings and attacks on the Pentagon and the World Trade Center. “[I]t is not

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Not distant? Okay, look: What happened on Sept. 11, 2001 was bad. Really bad. But it was also really, really far away from Maui.

People, we’ve got tsunami sirens along the highway! We have trade winds, not trade centers. So how has Sept. 11 changed us? We take off our slippers at the airport metal detector. We cry over some guy who died in New York but once lived here. Spare me.

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FRIDAY, SEPT. 12 The Sept. 11 fax says “FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE,” but I only got it today. And I’m glad—I don’t think I could have taken such big news yesterday. Maui’s been named a “Tree City USA” For the 26th year in a row! By the National Arbor Day Foundation! This tantalizing bit of news comes from a County of Maui Public Information Office press release—which we promptly printed out on two fresh white slices of dead tree, thank you very much.

According to the county, this is a singular achievement—no other Hawaiian community has been so honored for so long. And don’t think this didn’t require a lot of hard work and dedication on Maui’s part: To win the official Tree City USA designation, Maui had to have a tree committee, a tree ordinance and, naturally, a “comprehensive community forestry program.” Now I know lots of places have got the tree ordinance, maybe even the tree committee, but a “comprehensive community forestry program?” I thought those things were science fiction… Taste of Lahaina starts tonight. It’s not a bad deal. You pay your $3 to get in, listen to a bunch of great music, buy a bunch of scrip, then eat a bunch of food like ribs and scallops— they love their ribs and scallops at Taste of Lahaina—and hang out in the Beer Garden and drink 3-scrip Budweisers in plastic cups really fast like at college keg parties.

SATURDAY, SEPT. 13 George Foreman says “something’s going on here” after three judges and four of five ringside sports writers say Sugar Shane Mosley beat Oscar de la Hoya in this evening’s fight at the Las Vegas MGM Grand, despite the rest of the free world insisting otherwise.

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Low Rent, Low Priority When does Maui get affordable housing? profit group that addresses various community At a meeting of activists and government and housing issues countywide. “I’ve heard a lot of officials last week, Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa different estimates.” said most county workers can’t afford to own The MEO task force, which meets again on Oct. their own home. That this is true on an island 13, has its work cut out for them. That’s because literally awash in tourist dollars, where the affordable housing is one of those things that median income is over $60,000 a year, is politicians love to talk about, but rarely spend astonishing. money on.

The search for affordable housing isn’t The Community Development Block Grants merely some liberal-left cause-du-jour. Ever (CDBG) program exemplifies this phenomenon. get stuck in those horrible traffic jams headed These are grants sent by HUD to the states and into and out of West Maui? They occur counties to use specifically for affordable housing because so many workers in Lahaina and and urban development. points north can’t afford to live there, so they “The island of Maui will receive $1,947,000 in live in cheaper parts of Central Maui. federal assistance to stimuDormant for years, late its economy and prothe war over the lack mote affordable housof affordable housing ing,” read an Aug. 2, is heating up. Local 2002 HUD press release activists and officials announcing one such are finally waking up grant. Yet a rundown of to its bitter realities. how county officials But they don’t have wanted to spend that an easy fight. money that appeared in a Developers hate April 19, 2002 Maui building low-income County Council Budget housing.

Monies and Finance Committee publicized as going report shows it had little towards “affordable to do with affordable housing” often find housing. In fact, just their way into other $100,000 went to anyprograms.

Wanna live here? thing remotely resemA big problem bling affordable housing— starts with the word in this case, for renovation and expansion of the “affordable.” It comes from a federal departHale Mahaolu Akahi senior housing complex. ment of Housing and Urban Development Double that sum—$200,000—went to “CDBG (HUD) guideline requiring that rent constiProgram Administration”—the normal bureaututes no more than 30 percent of the renter’s cratic care-taking that comes with every federal income. It sounds great, but it’s easily distortgrant. The rest of the outlays, though laudable ed. Remember that with Maui’s $60,700 a programs, had nothing to do with promoting year median income, affordable housing “affordable housing.” Here are five: could be anything up to $1,500 a month.

Of course, $1,500 a month places are pret• Renovation and expansion of the Aloha ty easy to locate. What aren’t are apartments House community clinic ($120,000) going for $455 a month, which is what is • A new West or Central Maui office of the Boys affordable to someone considered “low & Girls Club ($275,000) income”—making roughly 30 percent of • Modifications of wheelchair ramps at various Maui’s median income. It’s a fact county officounty Public Works and Waste Management cials are beginning to find intolerable. locations ($428,000) “Developers of Maui residential projects • A brush/mini pumper fire truck for the Hana have no incentive to construct affordable fire department ($150,000) housing,” wrote Maui County planning direc• Two Maui Police “Emergency Incident tor Michael W. Foley in a Feb. 25 letter to Response Vehicles” for Wailuku and Lahaina County Council Chair Joseph Pontanilla. ($92,000) “Why would a builder voluntarily seek a 10 percent profit on a $200,000 house instead In 2002, $1.8 million in CDBG funds went to of a 20 percent profit on a $600,000 house?” much the same items, but also including big tickExactly how many “affordable housing” et items like parks and recreational facilities units Maui needs is unknown. At a recent ($151,559), general “public facilities and improveWest Maui Advisory Committee meeting, the ments” ($489,223.05) and street improvements number 5,000 floated around for Lahaina ($434,217.46). itself. Others have offered a more conserva“What we’re doing here at MEO is getting tive 2,000 figure for the entire county. beyond the issue of who’s at fault,” said “These figures are anecdotal,” said Tom Rodriguez. “But we are keeping people’s feet to Blackburn Rodriguez of the Wailuku-based the fire.” MTW Maui Economic Opportunity, Inc.—a non-

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NON-PERFORMING PERFORMANCE ART In August at Scotland’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival, the Sweet Productions company staged “Sweet FA,” a “play” in which the audience take their seats, but then absolutely nothing happens on stage for the next hour. (News of the Weird has previously mentioned the “musical” piece by the late American composer John Cage, whose “4’33” consists of exactly 273 seconds of silence, which “Sweet FA” beats by 55 minutes, 27 seconds.)

FETISHES ON PARADE Jason Glen Humphrey, 29, was charged with taking indecent liberties for what prosecutors said was a year-long spree of leering at mothers as they changed infants’ diapers in semi-public places, or questioning women about their toddlers’ bowel movements (Hillsborough, N.C., July). And Jeffrey Bernard Fuller, 35, a medical technician working for insurance companies, was arrested after allegedly exceeding the scope of his work at least nine times by giving men gratuitous prostate and pelvic exams (Decatur, Ga., March).

EXTREME PLUMBERS Julio Cesar Cu, 42, and his three diving partners work exclusively by touch because their full-time job is in water so dark that flashlights are useless: to unclog and repair the antiquated Mexico City sewers (“a sea of human waste and industrial chemicals,” according to an April Los Angeles Times dispatch). The city itself is in a valley surrounded by mountains, with frequent flooding and poor drainage in its combined storm water-sewage system. Said one environmentalist, “You walk the streets, smell the stench of raw sewage, and can only imagine what’s happening underground.”

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It was the ungodly hour of 7:30 in the a.m., but the sky was bright blue and windless at Wailea for the Honua’ula Canoe Regatta last Sunday morning.

Canoe paddling season is over, but there was a good crowd on hand for the races, open to any team willing to fork over $150 to benefit the Kihei Canoe Club.

“It’s great out there,” said Jeff Shaffer, a drenched participant from the Kihei Canoe Club while sitting on a cooler beneath a thatched hut called a Hale.

“You couldn’t ask for better conditions.”

The big 400-pound orange and red outriggers raced just off shore for a quarter mile. Teams were from all over South

Maui. Some of the Wailea resorts entered their own teams, often using hotel guests.

Six paddlers would run their outrigger canoe off the beach, then paddle to the start position. Races were divided up into six divisions—experienced men, novice men, experienced women, novice women, mixed experienced and mixed novice.

The novices crews were, of course, more interesting to watch, with their unsteady, often out-of-sync paddling. Many of the races were over almost as soon as they began, with clearly more experienced teams blowing by teams plagued by poor timing. But there were a few come-from-behind thrillers.

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pants moved under the shelter of a Hale, the thatched hut built on the beach along traditional Hawaiian lines.

“It’s the first [authentic] Hale built in Kihei in the last 50 to 75 years,” said Jim Hylkema of the Kihei Canoe Club, who built the Hale. “But it’s just for this event. It needs to be in a proper location, which this is not. Definitely Kihei needs one. It’s a covering just for shade. For a permanent waterproof roof you use Lolou leaves, but these are just coconut palm leaves.”

In all the morning heats, just two canoes hulied, or flipped over. The first flipped over right after finishing second in a race.

“Spectators, these are experienced men,” said race announcer Alika Atai. “You do not flip the canoes during the race. You flip it after the race!”

As the dripping crew finally beached their outrigger and came ashore, one participant resting on the beach yelled, “Anything for a swim!” Another, realizing that Hylkema—an experienced steersman—had been on the canoe, yelled “Captain Nemo strikes again!”

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are,” said Hylkema, drenched in his gray Kihei Canoe Club t-shirt, red shorts and white baseball cap. “It was half accident, half on purpose.”

Amazingly, Hylkema didn’t know the other members of his outrigger canoe were. “They just grabbed me,” he said. “I’m a steersman, and they needed one. I have no idea who they are.”

The other canoe to huli did so while backing up near shore at the end of a race. Once again, Hylkema—a steersman for many years—was on board.

“Excuse me, Jim?” asked Atai over his microphone. “Do you enjoy swimming? But seriously people: don’t flip the canoes. You can break your neck that way.”

Atai, a big gregarious guy with a bushy gray beard and gray ponytail sticking out from beneath his faded blue baseball cap, said a lot of funny things during the regatta: “All of you with light skin, put some coconut oil on. Speaking of burned to a crisp, there’s going to be a barbecue lunch for us…

“We don’t want no lobsters today. Get in the water, baste the turkey. Suntan lotion, roll over, roll over, put some more lotion on…

“This is a double elimination round. If you lost the first heat and you lose this one, you can say aloha to everyone.”

After each race the crews would paddle back to shore, turn around, then back up to the sand and beach the outrigger. As they came up to the Hale, volunteers offered them free Clif Bars—either lemon-poppyseed or black cherry almond—which were donated by one of the regatta sponsors.

“They’re kind of granola-y,” said one participant. “Kind of like Nutrigrain meets Powerbar.”

“Did you know that if you eat anything with poppyseeds in it that you’ll test positive for opium?” asked a spectator. “No, really.

Lots of things have poppyseeds. I guess it means you shouldn’t eat healthy, or you’ll get messed up.” MTW

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Roger is a 16-year-old skater from Las Vegas. Despite his age, he’s already a professional videographer. He recently made a 30second anti-tobacco video, then sold it for $300, having received help from the Paia Youth and Cultural Center (PYCC) to write a proposal. He has other ideas, too, such as a video called “Hippy Fishing”—a half-hour documentary in which he interviews people in the streets of Paia about their opinions of all the hippies who congregate there and what makes a person a hippie. It’s already a hit with the audiences and critics around PYCC. “I came from Vegas two years ago where I never had a place to hang out,” said Roger. “I skated, got into some trouble, and was alone a lot. But I’ve made a lot of friends here. PYCC has helped me to fit into Maui by finding out about all of the different cultures and learning to deal with people well and not take things personally. I’ve learned to just do my thing and let other people do theirs.”

Like the other kids involved with the video program, Roger has learned a great deal about all aspects of video making and entrepreneurship. He’s found an outlet where he can be creative.

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said. “I took classes at PYCC, learned the editing program, and then taught myself some tricks. Like when I shot a guy jumping as high as he could to a basketball hoop and then off a guy’s back. I spliced the two together and it looked like he was jumping real high. I got started by filming the construction of the skate park and learned a lot from that since I am always the first one to arrive and the last one to leave. I still shoot my friends skating and will do a skate video with time lapse footage of the construction of the park and then some action shots.”

Maui is certainly paradise, but kids still run into the same pitfalls here as in any other place in the world—youthful boredom, orneriness and lack of direction. This is where the PYCC comes in. Located in a perfect spot right on the beach between Baldwin Park and Paia Town, it is surrounded by sand dunes, palm trees and a wide-open green space.

PYCC serves culturally diverse individuals, and gives them a place where they can fit in, express their creativity, just hang out or participate in several different activities. Their motto is “Building Community Through Our Youth,” and they take seriously the simple and effective “Four Agreements” of Don Miguel Ruíz:

•Be Impeccable With Your Word •Don’t Take Anything Personally •Don’t Make Assumptions •Always Do Your Best

“We look at the process the youth is in, more than the outcome,” said Wes Durham, PYCC’s social worker. “We ask how can we funnel a kid’s passion into a lifelong vocation.”

Their uniqueness also shows through being a community organization that distances itself from the political realm. As opposed to schools and social services, PYCC makes an effort to find out what the kids are most interested in doing, then helping them to achieve the goals, working as partners. They don’t have a lot of policy meetings where they discuss abstract ideas and rigid plans; instead they prefer a hands-on, active approach.

“We want to upset the status quo,” said Durham. “The kids come first. We work with them one on one and try to get them to invest in the plan and want to work with it. We see ourselves in these kids and their potential. We provide structure with humanity, nothing rigid. We have few rules, but we are very serious about them. The staff members are friends

with the kids, and guides for them.”

Durham says that though there are loads of recreational options for the kids, PYCC is program driven. The Entrepreneur Program is the most renowned, consisting of the Kitchen and Video Programs. There is a Dune Restoration Project, in conjunction with the County, as well as the YMCA Water Safety Program, the Girls Club and the Maui Hero Project. In addition, the thing everyone has been waiting for, the Stonewave Skatepark will soon open.

“We offer intellectual, creative and physical stuff to keep the kids balanced,” said Blaze Anderson, the Deputy Director. “We try to focus them on not being limited and to avoid single-mindedness. This is good for the job market and will open many doors for them in life.”

Stonewave Skatepark will add a whole new dimension to PYCC. It is more than just a fun, state of the art training ground for skaters.

Following with their Entrepreneur Program, kids will be able to participate in the Skatepark Operations Training Program. They will be eligible to learn how to act as the managers and caretakers of their park, and earn money and managerial skills in the process.

a unique creative space for self expression What’s more, all the programs feed each other. There is going to be a connected stage where kids’ bands can perform and they can learn about promoting concerts and organizing community events. The Video Program will promote the park and its skaters. The Kitchen Program will eventually operate a snack bar at the park. It currently helps PYCC earn money by selling local style food.

Interested youths can learn all about running a kitchen and cash register, as well as, according to 14-year-old Rachell, learn to “cook food for my family without burning it.”

The high profile Video Program is generating a great deal of positive publicity for PYCC and is one of the center’s cornerstones. In a partnership with Akaku Public Access TV, they operate a training program where kids learn about all aspects of videography—shooting, studio work and editing. Akaku has indefinitely loaned a camera to PYCC, whose staff members check out more equipment weekly as needed. Kids receive courses in script writing, advanced editing programs like Final Cut Pro, and, for more depth, can participate in PYCC’s Summer Video Camp. Eventually those that are really motivated can take adult training classes at Akaku.

Akaku agrees to air their work and PYCC certainly has a presence on the channel.

Highlights have been anti-tobacco PSAs and the video of the Beach Fest that aired on September 15.

Travis Rice was integral in helping PYCC enter the digital age and in initiating the contact with Akaku to jumpstart the Video Program. He started the computer lab, networked the whole place, got people to use email, created a database and has taught kids how to mix music and make samples, as well as booking bands to play there. Now he teaches the kids.

“Our objective is to get kids here, and to do stuff here instead of somewhere else,” said Rice. “To do this we have to be cool to attract them. It is voluntary to be here and we’ll teach them things, but the pace is up to the kids. The things they do here can only have a positive effect on their being and stimulate the whole person. Hawaii kids are cool. They should be the bomb—there’s no excuse for them not to be the best, with our multicultural community, amazing environment, clean air and opportunities. It’s shameful that adults haven’t figured out a way to make that happen before.”

These programs depend on a creative staff, sure, but also on money. “We all have great ideas, but maybe not always the funds,” said Rice. “Some of our future ideas are a kids run radio station, a computer lab for adults with proceeds benefiting PYCC and helping kids do more for-profit graphic art and t-shirt lines, etc.”

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ing and evolving. The new coordinator, Jen Presutti, is hoping to add website design and a course that will develop the business skills to make them profitable.

“We’re at an exciting point,” said Presutti.

“New things are happening and kids can collaborate, share, and accentuate their strengths to find their niche.”

Everyone at PYCC says that the video program has really brought together all the different kids: boys, girls, skaters, bodyboarders and all the different cliques. Kids have been the driving creative force and the main stimulus for everything that happens at PYCC. The staff lets them be creative and do what they love to do. Basically, they let them be themselves.

“Being on Maui and the kind of talent we have here makes for a great opportunity for the kids to earn money for their talents,” said Alli Waters, Akaku’s media outreach coordinator. “At PYCC kids can perpetuate their own culture that they are creating here. It is a unique environment because we teach kids some skills and then let them play. We do what the kids have said they want to do, not what we want them to do. This is the reason for our success.”

Jackie, age 10, is another of PYCC’s kids.

Like many of his friends, he’s saved his videos on PYCC’s computers as evidence of the camaraderie that has developed there. His work is exemplary of the culture the kids and staff create there.

Now Jackie’s buddies can use the videos to promote themselves and gain sponsorship for their body boarding or skateboarding skills.

Set to hip-hop tunes and boasting amazing footage of excellent bodyboarders at Hana Bay, Paia Bay and Big Beach, these videos show what kids can do when encouraged to follow their dreams and are given some direction. After all, Blaze Anderson made his dream come true by completing the Stonewave Skatepark.

“We’re teaching kids to learn to see things from another’s point of view, adapt to their environment, and interact with the general public,” said Anderson. “Kids at PYCC learn to deal with the established structure and be themselves with their own flavor.”

Anderson says he’s taken the best of what he learned from a lifetime of skating and is applying it to PYCC and really building community.

“Self growth and self awareness come from practicing an individual sport,” he said. “Skaters are practicing idealists. We don’t just dream about the way we wish things could be, but live the way we want things to be. This attitude creates community leaders. Here, kids learn to live their dream without affecting other people, except to make them happier.” MTW

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Have you ever tried to eat dinner with someone on the Atkins diet? It’s next to impossible, huh? Can’t have this, only a little bit of that. No carbs usually means no fun. This is true pretty much everywhere except KKO, which stands for Kai Ku Ono. Located across from one of Kihei’s most popular beaches, KKO has ample outdoor lanai seating—which lends itself to spectacular sunsets—a gentle breeze and unparalleled views of bikini clad tourists and sunburns. In back of the restaurant you’ll find pleather couches and a few comfy lounge chairs. They used to have live music, but that was recently replaced with a restaurant-wide speaker system, so you can enjoy some soft island rock with your dinner.

Kai Ku Ono translates as “bay of good water.” The place boasts of having the best culinary variety on the island. That’s debatable, though the menu does have a lot of stuff: southwestern, sushi, fish, fowl, red meat, veggie-only.

Our meal started with a mac-nut encrusted brie, baked and served with roasted elephant garlic and crustini. My friend Chip, who’s a big guy and knows his appetizers, was excited for something carb-free. We supplemented this with a bowl of steamers. The light sauce was perfect for dipping bread, as I am not on this ridiculous diet.

For the main course, we stuck with the specials. Chip selected the Black Angus Prime Rib Au Jus, which he described as a “damn good slab of protein and fat.” He washed it down with a large glass of water, and said gloatingly, “Dr. Atkins would be proud.”

His girlfriend Carla had the catch of the day: sautéed mahi-mahi. It wasn’t neces-

sary to ask her if she liked it or not: her mouth was constantly full and the fish was gone shortly after she received it. Both of these meals usually come served over a bed of rice, but— again with the carbs—Chip and Carla wanted steamed vegetables. KKO easily accommodated the request.

I ordered what our server Mary described as their most popular meal: the Mango BBQ Ribs.

Perfectly cooked and smothered in a tangy sauce, they were meaty and savory—exactly what you look for in ribs. While I’m certainly not on any specific diet, I did complement the ribs with a healthy “No Ka Oi” salad. This medley of greens, fruits and nuts covered in a raspberry sauce and blue cheese made me feel almost as health-conscious as Chip and Carla.

For their sake, we passed on dessert, which considering the available mud pie and cheesecakes, was difficult.

“KKO has found its niche in providing a variety of dishes to satisfy most everyone at a price that is reasonable,” said manager David Yarbrough. “All of our regular meals are under $20. The restaurant doesn’t have a stuffy feel, and the late-night menu makes this place popular in the evening as a pre-party destination.”

Keep in mind that tremendous food often comes at tremendous prices. At KKO, everything is a la carte. And I mean everything. Want a roll with your steamers? That’ll be an extra 55 cents.

But you may find that it’s worth it, especially if you’re on one of them funky diets. I mean, I’m not, but I still enjoyed the place. A lot. And I love carbs. I eat carbs every day. Carbs are my friend.

So you see, you don’t have to starve yourself on one of them freak diets just to enjoy KKO. KKO is located at 2511 South Kihei Road.

879-1954. Open everyday from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m. It serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner with a full menu until close. MTW

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877–7461 Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order ala carte or combo specials with the freshest ingredients. 1132C Lower Main. 249-8463 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. Cool, quaint bar with margaritas aplenty. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week.

Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. Call for buffet schedule. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului. 8770051 Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and Ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also offer catering services.

1900 Main St., Wailuku. 244-7888 Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte. Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center.

248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and

seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. MonSat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch takeout, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>

SOUTH MAUI Antonio’s - Homemade Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service.

1215 S. Kihei Rd. 875-8800 Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - International local foods at reasonable prices. Breakfast begins at 6 a.m., lunch served until 3 p.m. Fish, salads, katsu, kalua pork, shoyu chicken, local-style plates. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat; 7 a.m.-4 p.m. Sun. Off Ohukai by Tesoro gas station, 874-8600.

BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1 a.m. Live entertainment and dancing 10 p.m. ‘til 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., #314. 874-9299 Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet or hang out in the classy atmosphere of the bar. Open for lunch and dinner. Lower level of Ma’alaea Harbor Village. 244-8844 Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 879-4799 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food.

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875-7782 DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. Eight pool tables. 2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 1279 So. Kihei Rd. 874-8226 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area.

2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken, and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere.

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DININGLISTINGS Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck.

1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops.

243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer.

Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel.

879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm. Fine dining, reservations recommended.

Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 8911120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu.

Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road.

875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff.

Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 8748000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983

UPCOUNTRY Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia.

579-8770 Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453.

Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile.

572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available.

3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun. thru Thu. - 6 a.m. to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia.

579-6009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more!

Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily specials. 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia.

579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian

fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

579–8030 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808 Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku. 575-5320

WEST MAUI Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center.

667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Overlooking Front Street, with ocean view. 730 Front St. 661-0700.

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner.

Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and

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DININGLISTINGS traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar - serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai.

Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna.

667–5117 Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 662-8780 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112.

Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.

174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30am! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Live music and DJ dancing weekly. Love All-Serve All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet

plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight.

Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi.

Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. Dancing upstairs on Friday nights. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza. 665–6262 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more.

Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341.

Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambience suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports.

Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahi mahi, Ono, Shrimp and Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tarter sauces. Yum! Lahaina Wharf Cinema Center. 662-4449 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy.

Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 6693539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 The Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffetstyle rotating menu ranging from “Beakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast”.

Special Mimosa and Bloody Mary menus. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua. 669-6200.

Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui.

667–2525 Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua 661-8466.

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Rice Is Art? The Art of Rice Traveling Theater comes to Maui It’s a little hard to get inspired by two sticky scoops of rice in a Styrofoam container. Sure, nothing’s better for soaking up gravy or tempering the saltiness of lomi salmon. But art? I don’t think so. Or rather, that’s what I thought until I heard about the “Art of Rice Traveling Theater.”

An unbridled celebration of the seemingly mundane grain, “The Art of Rice” opens the 2003-2004 season at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC) on September 20. The performance incorporates Balinese shadow puppets, Indian Kathakali storytelling, Indonesian gamelan, Japanese taiko drumming and traditional Chinese theater to demonstrate the way rice binds disparate cultures together.

Rice. You know, rice? What you have in the morning with your scrambled eggs? What you mix with black beans in your veggie burrito? Rice, rice—Minute Rice, Uncle Ben’s…

Rice!

At the show, dancers, musicians, actors and artists from throughout the Pacific—including Hawaii’s own taiko master Kenny Endo—will use their mediums to reflect their unique backgrounds, faiths and cultures.

Called a “serious homage to multiculturalism” by the Los Angeles Times, the “Art of Rice” began when the UCLA Center for Intercultural Performance (CIP) invited artists from around the globe to the campus to share their experiences and experiment with their art. This intense, groundbreaking convergence inspired 11 artists to create a full-length performance and take it on the road.

The artists wondered how to combine such distinct art forms and styles into one “package.” What theme united all their cultures?

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In many Asian languages, the word for rice is synonymous with “food” or “meal.”

People greet each other in Thailand, Bangladesh and China by asking, “Have you eaten rice today?” Rice is the spiritual and economic backbone of many rural communities throughout Asia, where all life revolves around the rhythms of planting and harvesting and rice deities are featured during seasonal celebrations.

It’s particularly fitting that the show will make its debut here in Hawaii—the first performance was at the Kahilu Theater in Kamuela on September 10—where the ancient traditions of the East meet the convenience-culture of the West. The show explores the dynamic between the ancient and the contemporary, the ways in which attitudes towards cultivating rice have changed with the times. Rice becomes a metaphor for human history, for the delicate balance of nature, for faith.

When I spoke to Judy Mitoma, the show’s Artistic Director, she’d just flown in from Bali, where the cast and crew had spent four weeks preparing and rehearsing in a small village near Ubud. They invited the entire village to the show’s dress rehearsal and packed the small, open-air community center with a Balinese audience eager to experience Burmese circle drumming and Chinese storytelling for the first time. Mitoma was ecstatic about the experience, and the upcoming performances in Hawaii.

It was Mitoma who first thought to bring the artists together and give them license to collaborate. When she told people the show would be produced and directed by the performers themselves, that they would have complete ownership of its creative design, she was told “this is not possible!”

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artists worked in a powerful way with each other. This is a thoughtful, intelligent group of artists.”

In addition to drummer Endo, the cast also includes Vietnamese musician and vocalist Nguyen Thu Thuy, Burmese musician Kyaw Kyaw Naing, Indian Kathakali dancer Ettumaoor Parameswaran Kannan, Balinese performance artist I Dewa Putu Berata, Chinese dancer Cheng-Chieh Yu, Honolulu-native Emiko Susilo, Chinese performer Peng Jingquan and Indonesian puppeteer/masked dancer I Made Sidia.

The “Art of Rice” is divided into three distinct, evocative sections. The first addresses the natural environment—the dynamic ecol-

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The “Art of Rice” promises an evening of dramatic alchemy, as performers transform the humblest of substances into artistic gold.

The Art of Rice Traveling Theater, Saturday, September 20, 2003. 7:30 p.m.

The Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater. For tickets and information, call 242-7469. MTW

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After losing a wide spectrum of his once-loyal audience to public scandal around his personal life, the quality of Woody Allen’s films has steadily declined since it peaked with Deconstructing Harry in 1998.

Anything Else represents low ebb for the comic filmmaker famous for transmuting the work of Ingmar Bergman into New York-centric comedies full of neurosis based humor. Jason Biggs plays Jerry Falk, an upstart comedy writer, anachronistically inspired by Allen’s stint as a joke writer for Sid Caesar’s old TV program, who serves as Woody’s alter ego and comic apprentice in the story. Allen plays David Dobel, an aging paranoid comic writer who mentors Falk in all matters of love, life and commitment. Stilted artificial dialogue, direct-to-camera narration and strained performances exacerbate the film’s idiosyncratic attitudes toward prejudice, ego, privacy and obsession.

Anything Else could easily be called A Feel-Bad Movie for all Occasions.

The movie opens with Dobel (Allen) lecturing Falk (Biggs) as the two sit on a bench in Central Park. The scene mirrors a perceived real association between the director and the young actor, and carries an uncomfortable gravity of preachy defensiveness on Allen’s part. When Falk faces the camera to speak directly to the audience about the many and varied charms of his admittedly problematic girlfriend Amanda (Christina Ricci), you know that this is not going to be a comfortable movie.

Falk’s narration eventually speeds us backward to the time when he fell in love with Amanda at first sight, while still with his live-in girlfriend, and Amanda was in the company of her beau Bob (Jimmy Fallon). The two couples go on a double date where Falk shamelessly fawns over Amanda, and soon thereafter girl number one exits the relationship, making room for Amanda and her obnoxious mother Paula (Stockard Channing) to infiltrate

Falk’s small apartment.

Amid empty meetings with his loser comedy agent Harvey (Danny DeVito), his useless psychoanalyst and the paranoid Dobel, Falk obsesses over getting back into Amanda’s pants, since the live-in couple hasn’t consummated their passion in the past six months. But because the audience never witnesses the couple sharing anything vaguely resembling a healthy sexual relationship, there’s no frame of reference for all the trouble that Falk goes to in his quest.

Amanda encourages Falk to have sex with other girls as long as he doesn’t tell her about it, apparently so she can go about having affairs of her own while using him as the doormat that he represents for her. Evidentially though, Falk’s sex drive isn’t demanding enough for him to stray outside of the relationship; it’s only strong enough for him to go along with Dobel’s Nazi fearing advice that he should purchase a phallic high-powered rifle to protect himself from possible attackers.

Jason “Jerry” Biggs Woody Allen’s attempts at keeping the comedy buoyantly light with his signature use of Dixieland and Jazz music backfires with his overuse of Billie Holiday’s version of “Easy To Love.” The melancholy atmosphere rubs against the grain of the film’s romantically barren message that fascism is the instigator of all conflict. Allen has always worn his heart on his sleeve in his movies, and he makes it clear that he’s suffered real emotional damage from the 9/11 attack on New York, and from the alienation he’s received over his not-so-private choices. Woody Allen has lost his knack for well-timed witty repartee, and for constructing stories that hang together in a cohesive manner, but he carries on making films that fewer and fewer audiences will attend.

It’s a credit to Jason Biggs’ talent that the young actor muscles his way through Anything Else with as much natural ease as he does.

Christina Ricci doesn’t fare anywhere near as well, and most of her scenes are painful to endure. What’s clear is that Woody Allen is a shadow of his former self, and that no amount of Herculean effort from any cast can elevate his soured comedic sensibility. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CAFÉ & CINEMA Wednesday, September 24 Charlotte Sometimes 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater "Mysterious and Erotic" raved Roger Ebert. Winner of the Audience Award at the South by Southwest Film Festival and the John Cassavetes Filmmaker to Watch Award at the 2003 Independent Spirit Awards, this understated, smartly written and sexy AsianAmerican romantic drama about a reclusive auto mechanic who hides his love for the beautiful young actress who rents an apartment in his inherited family home, has won wide ranging critical acclaim. "I wish that all love stories were as sophisticated and amusing" enthused Kevin Thomas (LA TImes). Not Rated.

88 min.Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.

New This Week ANYTHING ELSE - (R) - Romantic Comedy - An aspiring writer (Jason Biggs) in New York falls in love with a free-spirited young woman (Christina Ricci) and soon finds that life with her is unpredictable and isn’t like “anything else” at all. Woody Allen directs.

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COLD CREEK MANOR - (R) - Thriller - A family relocates from the city to the country. They soon discover their dream home is more of a nightmare as the previous owner returns from prison to reclaim his home. Stars Dennis Quaid, Sharon Stone, Stephen Dorff, Juliette Lewis and Christopher Plummer.

THE FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS - (PG13) Musical Comedy - A high-powered business man has to organize a gospel choir in order to claim his inheritance. Stars Cuba Goodin Jr., Mike Epps and Beyonce Knowles.

THE RUNDOWN - (PG13) - Action Comedy -

When the son of an underworld kingpin disappears while searching for a priceless artifact, an expert is sent in. The two then join forces to fight the evil head of a gold-mining corporation who is after the same treasure. Stars The Rock, Seann William Scott, Christopher Walken and Rosario Dawson.

UNDERWORLD - (R) - Action/Romance/Horror - Set in the secret nocturnal and supernatural world of vampires and werewolves, a story about a female vampire warrior who develops a romance with a peace-loving human in the midst of two groups that have been at war for centuries. Stars Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman.

Now Showing CABIN FEVER - (R) - Suspense/Horror - Five friends celebrate college graduation with a trip to a remote log cabin in the woods. A delirious stranger covered in bloody sores arrives and terror begins...

DICKIE ROBERTS: FORMER CHILD STAR - (PG13) - Comedy - Dickie Roberts (David Spade) was a TV child star of the ‘70s who is now 35 and parking cars. He is offered a film role to revive his career but it means he has to hire a family to help him discover what growing up as an average, everyday kid is all about.

DIRTY PRETTY THINGS - (R) - Thriller - A young man (Chiwetel Ejiofor) and a Turkish chambermaid (Audrey Tautou--Amelie) work at the same West London hotel, which is a breeding ground for illegal activity, and make a shocking discovery late one night.

FREAKY FRIDAY - (PG) - Comedy - A tomboy teenage girl, Annabel (Lindsay Lohan), and her widowed mother, Ellen (Jamie Lee Curtis), who are always arguing with each other, simultaneously wish they could be someone else, they somehow exchange bodies, as they both learn (or in the mother's case, remembers) what it's like to be in the other person's situation.

JEEPERS CREEPERS 2 - (R) - Horror - As its 23 horrifying days of flesh-eating come to an end, an ancient creature known as the Creeper embarks on a final voracious feeding frenzy, terrorizing a group of varsity basketball players, cheerleaders, and coaches stranded on a remote highway after their bus breaks down. Fighting their own fears and prejudices while trapped aboard the

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MATCHSTICK MEN - (PG13) - Comedy - Phobiaaddled con artist Roy (Nicholas Cage) and his protege Frank (Sam Rockwell) are on the verge of pulling off a lucrative swindle when the unexpected arrival of Roy’s teenage daughter Angela (Alison Lohman) disrupts his carefully-ordered life and jeopardizes his high-risk scam.

THE MEDALLION - (PG13) - Action/Comedy - After getting killed on the job, a Chinese immigration officer (Jackie Chan) soon learns that he's still alive, but now has amazing supernatural abilities. The challenge is he has to learn how to use these new abilities while in the midst of fighting the bad guys.

MY BOSS’S DAUGHTER - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy - When his mean boss asks him to housesit, a young man (Ashton Kutcher) tries to use it as an opportunity to win the heart of his boss's daughter (Tara Reid), on whom he has long had a crush. What he doesn't plan on is the long line of other houseguests that come along in the meantime...

ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO - (R) - Action - El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas) continues in this Desperado trilogy as he trails Barrillo (Willem Dafoe), a cartel kingpin who is planning an evil scheme against the president of Mexico. El Mariachi demands retribution and the adventure begins against a backdrop of revolution, greed and revenge. Also stars Johnny Depp and Salma Hayek.

OPEN RANGE - (R) - Western - Following the day-todayencounters of four cattle herders who roam the countryside without owning a particular piece of land, or "freegrazers", living in the final years of the Wild West, this film tells the story of how they eventually team up to rid a burgeoning remote town, Harmonville, from the machinations of a ruthlessly evil rancher, who forms a sort of makes the laws and rules, and enforces them using scare tactics and brute force. Stars Kevin Costner, Robert Duvall and Annette Bening.

THE ORDER - (R) - Thriller - A conflicted priest (Heath Ledger) investigates the mysterious death of his mentor, which may involve an ancient figure called Sin Eater who plays God on earth by absolving sins and allowing evildoers to go unpunished.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Keira Knightley) of a governor (Jonathan Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Geoffrey Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death...

SEABISCUIT - PG13 - Action/Drama - This is the true story of a former bicycle repairman (Jeff Bridges), who owned a small, knobby-kneed horse called Seabiscuit, and teamed up with a half-blind ex-boxing prize fighter (Tobey Maguire) as the horse’s jockey, and a former “mustang breaker” Wild West performer (Chris Cooper) as the horse’s trainer, leading Seabiscuit to win the Horse of the Year honors in 1938.

SECONDHAND LIONS - (PG) - Drama - A timid teen (Haley Joel Osment) is forced to spend a summer with his eccentric and wealthy uncles (Michael Caine and Robert Duvall), who have mysterious and dangerous pasts. Also stars Kyra Sedgwick.

SPY KIDS 3D: GAME OVER - PG - Action/Adventure - The continuing adventures of spy siblings Juni and Carmen Cortez (Daryl Sabara and Alexa Vega). Also stars Antonio Banderas.

STEP INTO LIQUID - (NR) - Documentary - This documentary profiles surfers and surfing locations all over the world, including the monstrous waves of Oahu's North Shore, the Gulf shores of Texas (where waves are created by oil supertankers), the ice-cold waters of Ireland, Santa Cruz, Costa Rica, the Cortez Banks, Da Nang in Vietnam, the tiny waves of Lake Michigan in Wisconsin and the tropics of Rapa Nui. More important than the diverse and often spectacular locations and waves, however, are the wide range of surfers that are profiled, challenging the stereotypes about the surfing counterculture.

S.W.A.T. - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - The tables are turned when the Los Angeles Police Department's S.W.A.T. (Special Weapons and Tactics) unit must protect a dangerous criminal. A grizzled veteran SWAT officer (Samuel L. Jackson) is given a second chance to cobble together a new SWAT team to protect the high-profile baddie. Also stars Colin Farrell, Oliver Martinez, Michelle Rodriguez and LL Cool J. WHALE RIDER - (PG13) - Drama - A Maori tribe must contend with a female as she struggles to prove herself worthy as their leader after her twin brother dies.

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Castle Theatre, 572-3456 Charlotte Sometimes - Unrated - Wednesday 5, 7:30pm

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Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ Cabin Fever - R - Th (12:30, 2:50, 5:15), 7:30, 9:50, Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:50, 5:15), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:50), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Dickie Roberts - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:50, 5:15), 7:35, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:50), 5:15, 7:35, 9:55 Freaky Friday - PG - Th (12:40, 2:55, 5:10), 7:25, 9:45, Fr, M-W (12:40, 2:55, 5:10), 7:25, 9:40, Sa (12:40, 2:55), 5:10, 9:40, Su (12:40, 2:55), 5:10, 7:25, 9:40 Jeepers Creepers 2 - R - Th (12:30, 2:55, 5:20), 7:45, 10:10, Fr, M-W 7:05, 9:30, Sa-Su 7:05, 9:30 Matchstick Men - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:15, 1:30, 4:15, 4:30), 7, 7:15, 9:35, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:15, 1:30), 4:15, 4:30, 7, 7:15, 9:35, 9:50 The Medallion - PG13 - Th (12:45, 2:45, 5), 7:15, 9:30, Fr, M-W (12:45, 2:45, 5), 7:10, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:45, 2:45), 5, 7:10, 9:30 My Boss’s Daughter - PG13 - Th only 7:05, 9:15 Open Range - R - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 10 The Order - R - Th only (12:35, 3, 5:20), 7:40, 10 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 10 The Rundown - PG13 - Sneak Preview! Sa 7:30 Spy Kids 3D - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:45, 4:50), Sa-Su (12:30, 2:45), 4:50 Step Into Liquid - NR - Th (1, 3:05, 5:05), 7:15, 9:25, Fr, MW (1, 3:05, 5:05), 7:20, 9:25, Sa-Su (1, 3:05), 5:05, 7:20, 9:25 Underworld - R - Fr, M-W (12:45, 1:15, 3:45, 4:15), 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:45, 1:15), 3:45, 4:15, 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10

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Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Anything Else - R - Fr-W (1:30), 5, 7:30, 9:55 Cold Creek Manor - R - Fr-W (12:45, 3:30), 7:20, 9:50 Dirty Pretty Things - R - Th (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45, Fr-W (12:45, 3), 5:15, 9:55 Fighting Temptations - PG13 - Fr-W (1:15), 4:15, 7:05, 9:45 Once Upon A Time In Mexico - R - Th (12:30, 1:30, 2:45, 3:45), 5, 6, 7:15, 8:15, 9:30, Fr-W (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 7:45, 9:30 Seabiscuit - PG13 - Th only (1), 4:05, 7:05, 10:05 Secondhand Lions - PG - Fr-W (1), 4:45, 7:15, 9:45 S.W.A.T. - PG13 - Th only (12:45, 3:30), 7:15, 9:55 Whale Rider - PG13 - Th only (12:40, 3), 5:20, 7:45, 10:05

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1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Matchstick Men - PG13 - Th (1), 4:30, 7, Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 10, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 7:30 The Medallion - PG13 - Th only (1:45), 4:45, 7:15 Once Upon A Time In Mexico - R - Th (1:30), 5, 7:30, Fr-Sa (1:45), 5, 7:15, 9:45, Su-W (1:45), 5, 7:15 Open Range - R - Th only (1:15), 4:15, 7 Underworld - R - Fr-Sa (1), 4:15, 6:45, 9:15, Su-W (1), 4:15, 6:45 Whale Rider - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:30, 7, 9:30, Su-W (1:15), 4:30, 7

FRONT STREET THEATERS

900 Front Street, 249–2222 Cabin Fever - R - Th (1:15, 4:30), 7, 9:15, Fr, M-W (4:15), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:30, 4:15), 7:30, 9:45 My Boss’s Daughter - PG13 - Th only (1:30, 4:15), 7:30, 9:45 Once Upon A Time In Mexico - R - Th (1, 4), 7, 9:30, Fr, M-W (4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (1, 4), 7, 9:30 Step Into Liquid - NR - Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:15, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45 S.W.A.T. - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4), 7:15, 9:45, Fr, M-W (4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (1, 4), 7, 9:30

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658 Front Street, 249–2222 Freaky Friday - PG - Th only (1:30, 4), 7, 9:30 Matchstick Men - PG13 - Th (1:45, 4:30), 7:30, 10, Fr, MW (1:45, 4:30), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (11, 1:45), 4:30, 7:30, 9:55 The Medallion - PG13 - Th only (2, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45 Secondhand Lions - PG - Fr, M-W (1:30, 4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (11, 1:30), 4, 7, 9:30 Underworld - R - Fr, M-W (2, 4:45), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (11:15, 2), 4:45, 7:30, 10

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Meet the Breeds Saturday, 4-6 p.m. at the Maui Mall By far the best scene in Christopher Guest’s Best in Show was when Fred Willard was calling the big dog show competition like it was the Super Bowl and cracking all these jokes about Shih Tzus and money changing hands and how the only way that one flaming gay guy would get away with his outfit in Willard’s old neighborhood was if he was a doorman. Willard won’t be at the Maui Mall for the Valley Isle Kennel Club’s show this weekend, but the dogs—and their far more interesting owners—will be. There will be demonstrations in grooming, training and, of course, “scooping the poop.”

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Pineapples!

Saturday, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Hali’imaile When I was eight years old, my mother decided to go on the Beverly Hills Diet. Remember that farce? It entailed eating whole pineapples and nothing but pineapples for two days. At the end of the first day, I had sores all in my mouth, on my lips and in my intestinal tract from this traumatic gastric experience. I have since forgiven my mom, and now it’s time to forgive the pineapple as well. I figure the best place to do it will be at the Pineapple Dessert Contest at the Third Annual Pineapple Picnic. There’ll be pineapple samples, recipes and plantation tours. Along with the everything-pineapple theme, they are also featuring a farmer’s market and crafts fair, live Hawaiian and contemporary music including Eric Gilliom, hula performances, pony rides and a pa’u presentation. Okay pineapples, here I come.

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Celebration of the Cone Monday, at Dairy Queen in Lahaina So Sept. 22 is the last day of summer. Bummer. But did you know that Sept. 22 is also the 100th anniversary of the ice cream cone? Yippee! There’s even some conetroversy surrounding the purported date of this ingenious invention, but Dairy Queen is cool because they’re having a year-long celebration to compromise. They’re also giving away free cones on Monday. Double-dip yippee! Um, actually 5-ounce yippee, but still. Not only that, but they will also be collecting donations for Children’s Miracle Network. Even cooler yet.

Run Maui Run Sunday, 5 a.m.-1 p.m. from Kahului to Kaanapali Several of my friends have been training religiously for the 33rd Annual Maui Marathon for months. One wacky friend agreed to meet me for a burger at Jonny’s Burger Joint and I thought, “Oh thank goodness, she’s still normal.” But then when she showed up uncharacteristically late AND sweaty (and her boyfriend’s off-island), I knew there was a marathon mania goin’ on. Yeah, she ran from Honokowai to Kaanapali just so she wouldn’t feel guilty eating a damn burger. Sigh. Anyway, check the week’s schedule of marathon related events at www.mauimarathon.com and cheer on your favorite nutcases this weekend. They deserve some props, those crazy kids!

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Fri & Sat, 4:30 p.m. at Maui Raceway Park Drag races on Maui? Who knew?! Well, actually they’ve been going on for some time now. Legitimate drag racing began on Maui in 1963 at Maui Raceway Park, one of the oldest tracks in the country and which was once the old Puunene military airport. The drag racing season starts in February and ends in November with races held on the third weekend of each month on Friday and Saturday nights. For info on how to register your own hot rod or to calculate your horsepower, visit the website www.mrp.org and remember, “Race on the tracks—not on the streets!”

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Paul Horn - Friday. Grammy Award winning New Age musician with over 40 albums to his credit. This trans/jazz performance will feature 3D soundscapes recorded on location in Nepal and Tibet. Tickets: $28.

7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. The Art of Rice Traveling Theater - Saturday.

Balinese shadow puppets, Indian Kathakali storytelling, Chinese theater, Indonesian gamelan, taiko drums, and more. Tickets: 25, $18, $10, 1⁄2 price kids 12 & under.

7:30pm, Castle Theater, 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Steely Dan - Oct. 10. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

inducted band that blends jazz, rock and r&b. Tickets $51-76. 7 p.m., MACC, 242-7469.

Dance Hall Crashers - Oct. 17. All ages show.

Tickets go on sale Sat. Sept. 13: $18.50. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, 1-877-750-4400.

EVENTS Coral Reef Information Station - Free reef info at Ulua Beach in Wailea on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, and at Kahekili Park (Airport Beach) in Kaanapali on Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays; all from 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Take part in a FREE guided reef tour led by experienced naturalist at 9 a.m. at Ulua and 10 a.m. at Kahekili. Bring snorkel equipment. 249-8811.

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Maui Pineapple Picnic Festival - 10 a.m.-3 p.m. at Maui Fresh Fruit Store in Haliimaile. Live music with Eric Gilliom, plantation tours, food booths, a pineapple dessert contest, farmers' market and an arts and crafts fair. Free admission. For info, call 573-5129.

Somos Amigos Street Festival - 10 a.m. on Historic Market Street, Wailuku. A celebration of the Maui's Hispanic and Portuguese communities featuring multi-ethnic entertainment and food booths. For more info, call 249-2990 ext. 231.

Free Blood Pressure, Cholesterol & Blood Glucose Screenings - 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. in the Education Training Room Ground Floor of the Maui Memorial Medical Center. For info, call 243-4632.

MauiFEST - 3-9 p.m. at the Hotel Hana-Maui.

Outdoor stage with Brother Noland, Paul Horn, Keola Beamer, Owana Salazar, Miss Aloha Hula 2003 and others. Screenings of Award winning Independent films. For more info, call 665-9910.

Ocean Cleanup Day - East Maui, Central, West and Kihei/Wailea. Beach, shoreline and underwater cleanups coordinated by Project A.W.A.R.E. and The Ocean Conservancy. For info, call 667-7496.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21

Maui Marathon Silent Auction - 8-11 a.m. at Whalers Village in Kaanapali.

Japanese Folk Dance - 1-4 p.m. in the Castle Theater of the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. This is a 25th anniversary celebration of the Nakayama Minyo Kai, as performed by Maui students of Nakayama Minyo Kai, Hawai‘i Shibu and joined by 200 dancers from Japan! Tickets: $10. For info, call 242-7469.

Maui Marathon Finishers Party & Awards Ceremony - 4:30-6:30 p.m. at The Westin Maui.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Evan Schulman, Thu and Tue, 6:30 p.m.; Optimystics, Fri, 7-10 p.m.; Damien, Mon, 6:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and

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PUREVOLUME

Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Classic rock with JD and Mario, Fri, 3-6 p.m.; JD and Friends, Sat, 4-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Kawika Lum Ho, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, Sat, 7 p.m.; Jonah Livin, Sun, 7 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. Mariachi music on Sunday with Pablo, 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock), Fri; Gene Argell (blues & jazz), Sat; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (classical guitar), Tue; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. unless otherwise noted.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m.

Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 6-9 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

SOUTH MAUI

Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, Thu, Fri and Sat, 6:30-9 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188.

Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007.

LuLu’s - Patrick Major, Thu, 4-7 p.m. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI

Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m.

33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Ramon’s - Gypsy Pacific, Wed, 7-9 p.m. 2102 Vineyard, Wailuku, 986-8550.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.; Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, Mon, 7-10:30 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - John Moore Band, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009.

Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, Fri, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

LAMB OF GOD “AS THE PALACES BURN” If you think that the new Metallica is “heavy,” then skip this review now because Lamb of God will devastate your puny bitch-ass! While “nu-metal” acts like Linkin-Park and Godsmack were delighting Carson Daly and the kids on TRL with their whiny-ass lyrics about how high-school sucked, the real shit was way underground smoldering in the pits of hell! These guys absolutely lay waste to crap like that monkey-chattering bastard in Disturbed and that bitch crying his eyes out in Staind! The diabolical force of this band’s classic twin guitar blitzkrieg has formidable backup with sick bottom-end bass and fully automatic .50 caliber machinegun drums. The vocals growl, scream, growl and so on, but it’s never too cookie-monstrous and they know when to change it up. I’ve been addicted to the “chug-chug” of metal riffs ever since I heard Judas Priest’s “Green Manalishi” as a kid and Lamb of God deliver in spades! If you like S.O.D. and Slayer, or just want to scare your parents, buy it now!!! —Prosthetic Records 2003 [SPIKE FUQUA]

JOHNNY CASH “JOHNNY CASH AT SAN QUENTIN” (the complete 1969 concert) An American treasure was lost with the passing of the “Man in Black.” I knew it was coming when I heard his wife June died, but it didn’t make it any easier to accept. Cash’s distinctive voice was one of a handful of unmistakable singers I grew up listening to on the radio, and though his music will live on I can’t shake the sad feeling that he no longer “Walks the Line.” In the early 1950’s, he and a short list of country artists including Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis pioneered rock and roll as we know it today, and the fact that his poignant cover of Trent Reznor’s “Hurt” was nominated for six MTV video awards in 2003 is a testament to his contribution. This unedited and complete concert recorded at the infamous “big house” captures his “every-man” appeal, and his playful interaction with the inmates, as well as his band members, is classic. The humor in songs like “Boy Named Sue” and “Wanted Man”, and the pain and resentment of “San Quentin” or “Folsom Prison Blues” are delivered with heartfelt authenticity. I hear the train a comin’, long live the “man in black!” —Columbia/Legacy [SPIKE FUQUA]

CALIMA “NUEVO PARAISO” Calima’s Nuevo Paraiso is high-energy world music. Melding the cultures of three continents, it is representative of diverse cultures. It is culturally rich music, influenced by Spanish Flamenco, Bossa Nova, Greek, Middle Eastern, and Indian traditions. This highly talented trio from San Diego recently gave an impressive performance here at the MACC. The fascinating style of playing two guitars simultaneously by Jimmy Patton is recreated on this diverse disc as well. He taps the fret of his guitar as if it were a little piano, which creates different sounds than normal strumming or plucking methods, creating a distinct sound. The guitars are not identical, as each one produces a unique melody. All the songs stand out and highlight the organic harmony of the two guitarists along with beautiful flute and deep percussion. —P&G Productions [JOE GATTO]

TRIBALISTAS "TRIBALISTAS" Brazilian music is as vast and diverse as the country itself. Tribalistas successfully translates the variety available there by deftly combining samba, soul, bossa nova and rock. "Tribalistas" won the Best Brazilian Contemporary Pop Album in the Latin Grammys recently to further account for their excellence outside of Brazil. Tribalistas is a collaboration of three of Brazil’s top artists —Arnaldo Antones, Carlinhos Brown and Marisa Monte. The thirteen tracks range from mellow acoustic numbers to soulful, funky tunes and catchy rock songs. I don’t understand Portuguese either, but these tunes are undoubtedly attractive and passionately performed. Sometimes eccentric and always captivating, this album is a good choice for broadening one’s horizons. —Phonomotor Records [JOE GATTO]

LES NUBIANS “ONE STEP FORWARD” There’s nothing sexier than hearing two French girls sing in Spanish to a Reggae backbeat on a hip-hop track with scratchy mariachi sampling.

Les Nubians is made up of sisters Hélène and Célia Faussart, of French and Cameroonian heritage, whose debut Princesses Nubiennes received worldwide acclaim. Their follow-up CD is similarly all silky smooth jazz and seductive, downtempo chill beats. It’s a mix of loungey electronica, island reggae, hip-hop and French pop with an afro-beat. Their sounds coo and flow like silk and flowers, champagne bubbles and disco lights. My French is limited, so Les Nubians could be singing about macaroni and cheese for all I know, but I’d still be swooning. I’m a sucker like that. – OmTown Music [SAM CAMPOS]

thursday9/18

friday9/19

saturday9/20

sunday9/21

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Funk, Soul & Disco w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

Neto Peraza & Angie Carr, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana, Hawaiian contemporary, No cover, 10pm

CLOSED

Mon - Mario Favre & Jennifer Weatherly, Retro rock; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa Rodriguez; Wed - Soul Concepts, R & B; All shows 10pm-1am, No cover!

CASANOVA

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, $7, 9pm

DJ Dan, Moonshine Records, 9:45pm

DEP Productions, Live Band, $10, 9:45pm

Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT

Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am

Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

Evan Shulman, No cover, 6:30pm

COOL CAT CAFÉ

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 667-0908

Special Guest, No cover, 9pm

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Mon - Damien, No cover, 6:30-10pm; Tue - Evan Schulman, No cover, 6:30pm Information not available

2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2200

Ladies Night, DJ SKinny Guy, Live Music! Duck Fat Fundraiser $5, 8pm

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

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Flava Zone, $8, 8pm

Information not available Swing Dancing, 4pm

Mon - Marty Dread, Reggae at the Rock! $5, 10:30pm

Planet Seed, $3, 10:30pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Home Cookin’, No cover, 9pm

Da Hawaiians, N/C, 5-9pm, T-Ray Band, N/C, 9p-12am

Wild Rose, No cover, 9pm-12am

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm

El Niño, No cover, 5pm

John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

Ja Nacho, No cover, 9:30pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

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Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

Monday All Shows 10pm - 1am NO COVER

Mon - Da Hawaiians, No cover; Tue - Chico & DaKine, No cover; Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover Karaoke w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Voodoo Suns, No cover, 10pm-midnight

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Mon - Uncle Willie K, $8, 8pm; Tue - Ultra Fabulous, $5, 8pm; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, DJ Blast, $5, 8pm

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Saturday

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DA KINECALENDAR RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan (contemporary classics), Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a (Hawaiian music), Mon; Scott Baird & Friends (contemporary music), Tue; Howard Ahia (Hawaiian music), Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Mon, Wed, Fri and Sun, 6:30 p.m. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 p.m. followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun and Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie

Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Black Rock Illusions dinner show Sun, Tue and Thu at 5:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali Serenaders, Sat, 6-9:30 p.m.; free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, Mon thru Fri, 8:15 a.m.; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music and dancing, Mon, 6 p.m.; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly.

Napili Kai Beach Resort

5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kapule Paoa, Sun; Kincaid Basques, Mon, Fri & Sat; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Polynesian Dinner Show, Tue, 5:30 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals, beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri thru Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph &

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Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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SOUTH MAUI

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue thru Sat; solo guitarist Sun and Mon, 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon thru Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

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Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sat, Sun and Wed; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic, Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Copyright Protection - Thu, 8:30-10:30 a.m., 99 Mahalani St., Wailuku. Free lecture of “Visual & Audio Media: What's Protected & What's Not?" For more info, call 270-7710.

Discussion on Women's Health - Sat, 9-11:30 a.m. at Maui Memorial Medical Center Auditorium.

Refreshments provided. For info, call 243-4632.

Island Life 101 - Sat, 9 a.m.-1:30 p.m. A class to help Maui's newcomers understand and connect with the history, culture and community life of their new island home. For more info, call Jill at 242-5459.

Workshop on Ai Pono: Finding Freedom From Food, Fat & Dieting - Sat, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. at Unity Church, Wailuku. Learn how to eat when physically hungry, stop when full and feel emotionally nourished.

For more info, call 573-6060 or 870-9886.

Hawaiian Language - 5:30-7 p.m. at the Waiola Church Hale ‘Ai. Free 11-month course. For more info, call 667-5604.

Preview Forum - Wed, 3:30 p.m. at Lahainaluna High School Library. Topic of discussion is, “How do adults help teens support each other?” Teenagers welcome, elected officials will be present. For info, call 662-3950.

POLITICAL

Public Hearing on the County of Maui Budget - Thu, 6:30 p.m. at Kihei Community Center; Tue, 6:30 p.m. at Kula Community Center; Wed, 6:30 p.m. at Lahaina Civic Center. For more info, call 270-7855.

Discuss Maui's Water Supplies - Thu, 6:30-9 p.m. at the Haiku Community Center. Haiku Community Ass’n meeting. Deputy Water Director and a public information specialist will discuss topics such as water treatment, sources and current water meter policies.

thursday9/18

friday9/19

saturday9/20

LIFE’S A BEACH

Voodoo Suns, No cover

Prankster, No cover

Fine Line, Reggae, No cover

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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036 LULU’S

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

sunday9/21

monday9/22 – wednesday9/24

Oliver’s Karaoke Party, No cover

Mon - Lake Hosts Open Mic; Tue - Mario & Friends; Wed - Crunch Pups

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:308:30-11:30pm 11:30pm

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm Voodoo Suns, $5, 9:30pm Bobby Ingram, Blues & Jazz, No cover, 8pm

Crunch Pups, No cover, 8pm

Hawaiian jams, No cover, 8pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm

DJ Big Daddy Steve, No cover, 8:30pm-close

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 9pm Murray Thorne, No cover, 8pm

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Mon - NFL Live Football; Wed - Karaoke, No cover, 8pm Jonah Livin, No cover, 7:30pm Mon - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 8:30pm; Wed - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm Mon - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7:30pm; Tue - Mark Burnett, No cover, 6pm; Open Mic Night, No cover, 9pm; Wed - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm

Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm

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Preliminary Auditions for World Model & Talent Convention - Sat-Sun, at the Sheraton Maui.

For more info, call 946-1442.

Pacific Island Princess & Little Prince Pageant - Sat, at Maui Arts & Cultural Center. Girls 016 years; Boys 0-6 years. All judging done in aloha attire. Looking for natural island children. For info, call 800-599-7030.

Rehearsals for the Maui Concert Chorus - Mon, 7-9 p.m. in Kahului. The Maui Choral Arts Association is actively recruiting adult singers for their upcoming season. Rehearsals will be held every Monday evening. For more info, call 874-3836.

Drag Racing - Fri-Sat, 4:30 p.m. at Maui Raceway Park, off Mokulele Highway. Gates open for racers at 3 p.m. For more info, call 281-1273.

Oct. 12, Tue-Sun, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., at MACC. Kloe Kang’s skillfully drawn and painted, semi-abstract canvases explore the true meaning of “home”, reinterpreting familiar things so often taken for granted. Jinja Kim works in a variety of media, including painting, printmaking and collage applied to 3 dimensional constructions, representing her concept of “temporal perspective” where yesterday leaves its marks on today and imagery is inclusive of past and future. For more info, call 242-SHOW. "Old Plantation Days" Art Exhibit - Through Oct. 16. Mon thru Fri, 7:45 a.m.- 4:30 p.m. at Kalana O Maui Building in Wailuku. Free art exhibit featuring the art work of Kaunoa Senior Center's art students. For info, call 270-7855 “Art in the Village” - Thu, 6-10 p.m. at Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567.

Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - Thu, 8:30 a.m. on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337.

Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m.

Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments, all free and open to the public. Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194.

He U`i Cultural Arts Festival - Sat-Sun, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. under the Banyan Tree in Lahaina Town. A gathering of Hawaiian artists and crafters display, sell, and demonstrate cultural arts & crafts. Hawaiian music is featured live, and community members give talks on their culture. For info, call 667-9194.

Gallery Opening - Lahaina Galleries -- Sun, 1-4 p.m. at 828 Front Street in Lahaina. A new “flagship gallery” of the Lahaina Galleries will feature 15 artists, wine, pupus and Hawaiian music by Sam Ahia. For info, call 661-8005.

Valley Isle Youth Running Program Cross Country Race - Sat, in Lahaina. For more info, call 575-9320.

Maui Taco's 5K Fun Run/Walk - Sat, 8-10 a.m. All entrants who are pre-registered will receive a tshirt.

Awards for all ages for first 3 finishers. For info, call 871-6441.

2nd Annual Front Street Mile Race - Front Street in Lahaina. For more info, call 986-8065.

Sports & Fitness Expo - 9 a.m.-6 p.m. in the Valley Isle Ballroom, Westin Maui. For info, call 667-2525.

Kalama Park Skating Rink - 6-9 p.m. Free public skating. Skate rentals available. For more info, call Deb at 875-4038.

keiki korner Keiki Art Contest - Open to children ages 4-15.

Maui Inline Hockey Assoc. - 8-10 p.m. at Kalama Park Skating Rink. Men's B night hockey games. For more info, call Deb at 875-4038.

Play Ultimate Frisbee - 8:30 p.m. at Kalama Park in Kihei. New game that combines other sports with frisbee. For more info, call Bern at 667-5652.

ART Kloe Kang & Jinja Kim Exhibit - Now through

Draw, color, or paint a picture about why you think Maui’s beaches and coastlines should be cherished and protected. Turn in artwork by Sept. 27 to Maui Ocena Center. For more info, call 270-7075.

Youth Rodeo - Sat-Sun, 9 a.m. at the Oskie Rice Memorial Arena in Olinda. Rodeo participants open to youth from kindergarten to high school seniors. For more info, call 870-3421.

Seaside Stories - Sun, 11 a.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4-10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. For information, call 249-8811.

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Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Three-hour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400.

FRiDAY, SEPTEMBER 19

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

Maui Chess Club - 6:30 p.m. in Kahului. For location and other info, call Bruce at 579-9623.

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SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21

33rd Annual Maui Marathon - 5 a.m.-1:30 p.m.

Runners from around the globe compete along this 26.2 mile course from Queen Kaahumanu Center, Kahului to Whalers Village in Kaanapali. For more info, call Bob at 871-6441.

Maui Polo Club USPA Match - 12:30 p.m., one mile above Makawao Town on Olinda Road. Games begin at 1:30 p.m. Bring chairs, blankets and BBQs! For more info, call 877-7744.

MonDAY, SEPTEMBER 22

Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Three-hour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400.

Maui Inline Hockey Assoc. - 8-10 p.m. at Kalama Park Skating Rink. Women's night hockey games. For info, call Deb at 875-4038.

TuesDAY, SEPTEMBER 23

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

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BY SAM CAMPOS

One morning at Java Jazz in Honokowai, I overheard a conversation between an attractive female server in her early 20s and a table of visiting middleaged women. The young woman was describing in detail, at the behest of the dining party, the pain of piercing her nose. As the older women ooh-ed and aahed, the pierced princess nonchalantly equated the act of piercing with a quick “pinch of skin” and encouraged the cropped red-haired women to “get it done!”

It was kinda cute, in that bohemian, trans-generational, Sunday at the hip coffeehouse kind of way. I wondered if I should debate with them the benefits of Prince Alberts as a segue-way for lunchtime conversation. But I thought better of it.

That evening, my friend Jen and I ventured up to Roy’s in Kahana for a little salad and soufflé action.

We discussed the glory of butter and how chicken and Caesar salad is “kinda like, you know, Bert and Ernie!” While a tattooed admirer was accosting Jen, I dove into the Chocolate Soufflé—the real reason we were there. I could not believe how such a divine creation, something so outrageously delicious, so heavenly in its semi-sweet perfection, could possibly be manmade. Jen leaned over and reminded me that indeed it wasn’t. “It was made by a woman,” she said.

Oh. Our plan was to join up with our friends Katy and Christine to head down to the Hard Rock Café in Lahaina. The local band Nuff Sed would be playing and we had heard great things about them.

Unfortunately, by the time we got there and all the butter, soufflé and wine (in Jen’s case, Bushmills and water) had settled, every song sounded like a lullaby to us. So in an embarrassing moment of food-coma induced lack of stamina, we left.

The next night I ventured across the island to Jacque’s in Paia. There, I met my hot girlfriend Amy and her “haute” boyfriend, Randall. Randall’s friend Greg di Piazza was playing music with his band, and Amy called to tell me they reserved a table up front.

When I got there, I realized “up front” actually meant “unobstructed view of bass guitarist’s crotch.”

Still, Greg and his players had such a great musical style, we didn’t mind the obnoxious proximity. Even when they acid-jazzed their way through a rendition of Sublime’s “What I Got”, we didn’t realize they were playing a cover until the song was nearly over. And thanks to The Point 101.1 FM, we all know “What I Got” pretty damn well, so that’s quite a feat.

Did I tell you that Amy and I live for dessert? Well, we do. So after dinner--much like the venerable female praying mantis--we made mad, passionate love to our Apple Cobbler. Then we ate it. Amy was all jacked on Red Bull and vodka, so she convinced Randall and I to get a nightcap at Charley’s. When we arrived, Lawai’a was in full effect with Kanoa from Gomega singing vocals. The place was packed and, in true Charley’s fashion, most of the bar was singing backup.

We ordered, then slammed down, our final drinks of the evening: the ever popular and highly frou-frou Lemon Drops. And as my little lovebird friends began to paw each other, I headed outside for a bit of fresh air. I quickly found solace in the attentions of a very drunk friend. As I watched my friends scurry away into the night, and I tried in vain to escape the clutches of my wayward companion, I smiled to myself at yet another night spent in the proverbial paradise.

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