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TATTOO SAFETY No one wants to give up hard earned $ to get tattooed by a jerk (Eh Brah, Sept. 4). But, if I had a $ for every botched, butchered and otherwise unfixable tattoo that was put on somebody by a “respectful” and “cool” person, I could pay cash for a house on Maui. If you want to get a tattoo, do yourself a favor; check out more than one or two shops. Look at portfolios. Ask Around. Don’t get tattooed by an “asshole.” And don’t get a tattoo from someone just cuz they’re “cool.” Think before you ink. Felix Atomic Tattoo
least… (Ever try to puke into a beer bottle? But not as far fetched as the letter from the guy who wonders if that girl in the story really was serious about dating the puke guy (Letters, Sept. 11)… Does the word “Irony" mean anything to this guy? I have a sneaking suspicion why your [sic] lonely dude. (I doubt the validity of either of those by the way). Anyway, I digress… Your repeatedly missing the point combined with a high school yearbook writing style is showing us that, like all kids, you need to grow up. Check yourselves. You wanted to be journalists, you CHOSE Maui, now be responsible to this community that you chose to serve… KB AKA Knucklehead too!
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Geez, Come on Knucklehead! Is your magazine secretly published at some high school campus? Its [sic] the only viable explanation I can come up with to explain the complete 9th Grade, miss the point time & again, gossip column mentality of some of your writing style. Hell at least the “Up Front” column in Lahaina News is honest in her/his stupidity. You on the other hand, pretend to work higher ground but come off as adolescent in the process. Examples? Happy to oblige. Coconut Wireless Sept. 2 “Census Bureau Declares that Hawaiian children have highest adoption rate in nation…by .04 percent… worth reporting?? 2) Coconut Wireless Sept. 3 “Sting in Lahaina” nets a guy selling cuckoos by Bubbas. The literary slant you have is that “you told the police where to go.”… Come on… My tutu knows where to buy cuckoos… The truth in the story is that they busted a few fake pot sellers and accidentally found a stolen car… The real story is that the police needed to front page that in Maui News… Self congratulatory pat on the back that did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, all the while our ice epidemic is truly killing our families and friends. There [sic] all stoked that some 15 yr old got caught trying to get a beer. No mention of the true story (in my opinion of course) from you guys was sad. Shows a lack of insight. 3) [Your] Tales from the Road (Aug. 28). The puke bottle thing was far fetched to say the
The Editor Responds: I can assure you, KB AKA Knucklehead too!, if that is indeed your real name, that our very thorough and professional Fact Checking, Research and Getting the Editor’s Car Washed Department looked into the validity of both the puke bottle Eh Brah! and that letter from the guy commenting on the incident, and both were found to be legitimate. Indeed, the Department even went so far as to task five researchers with a series of tests designed to closely approximate the event in question. In each test, the researcher imbibed a considerable quantity of beer—I believe it was a domestic—until vomiting could be induced. Happily, I can report to you that four of the five tests came back positive—ie, the researcher was able to “puke into a beer bottle.” Maui Time welcomes letters commenting on our coverage. Send your letters to the editor via e-mail (letters@mauitime.com), regular mail (Letters to the Editor, Maui Time Weekly, 658 Front Street, Ste. 126A-7278, Lahaina, HI 96761) or fax (808-661-0446). Visit our website at www.mauitime.com. Letters will be edited for clarity and length. All correspondence must include your full name, home town and contact phone number, for verification purposes.
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ehbrah@mauitime.com To the person who stole my daughter’s $12 from her wallet in the ladies room at the Ka’ahumanu movie theater on Labor Day, around 2 p.m., SHAME ON YOU! My daugher is only 8 years old and had worked for that money, something YOU should consider doing if YOU really want money! Well, she learned a lesson: that there really ARE bad people out there with no consideration for other people! Thanks A LOT for that lesson. You even took a check written to her that YOU can’t even use, just to show how mean and dumb you really are!
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“You’re a Good Kid” Maui Mall goes to the dogs It’s not every day you see an Australian Sheepdog ride a skateboard. Well, “ride” in the dog sense of placing two front paws on the deck and pushing the board around a stage with the back legs. It’s still something to see. Anyone who walked though the middle of the Maui Mall on Saturday, Sept. 20 at about 4:15 in the afternoon when the Puunene-based Valley Isle Kennel Club’s “Meet the Breeds” dog show was in full swing saw it. The dog’s name was Breezy. She was there with her Australian Sheepdog pal Cutter and her owner, P a m Hayes, who said she walks them twice a day and looked and talked exactly like a junior high school teacher. “What I’m doing here is I’m rewarding them for sitting quietly,” Hayes said, enunciating every syllable. “It’s something I try to do for my seventh grade class. But I think Breezy is in the doggy union. If I don’t give her treats, she won’t do tricks.” Owners can train dogs to do many things: jump through hula hoops, heel on command, even, according to a Kennel Club official, “assist with shopping transactions.” There were few shopping transactions displayed during the Kennel Club’s show. But the star was unquestionably a big Golden Retriever named Duke. He demonstrated remarkable obedience and control. During one trick, his owner Betty Brask rubbed her hands over a small metal bar for a few moments, then dropped the bar in a pile of nearly identical bars. Each time Brask did this, Duke walked over, sniffed through the pile, then retrieved the correct bar. According to the Valley Isle Kennel Club, Duke “holds the most obedience titles of any dog on Maui ever.” His awards read like some kind of military code: “High in Trial, a CGC, CD, CDX, UD and has nine out of 10 legs towards his UDX title.” He had his own booth at the show, complete with piles of his ribbons from the Hilo Obedience Training Club, American Kennel Club and the Aloha State Sporting Dog Association, among others. The owners constantly talked to their dogs. “You’re a good kid,” one woman kept
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telling her black and white Cocker Spaniel, sitting patiently on a table while leashed to a metal pole that swung over his head. “Yes, you are. You’re a good kid.” The cliché is that anyone who thinks dog shows are just casual events hasn’t seen Best in Show. The movie was fiction, but it wasn’t made up. In fact, it reflected the reality of dog shows and highly competitive dog owners with stunning accuracy. Indeed, there is a substantial industry built around the world of dogs and dog competition that easily eclipses other hobbies like needlepoint or stamp collecting. Pick up any of their periodicals—a few were on display at the Maui Mall. There was The ECSCA Review, published by the English Cocker Spaniel Club of America. Their winter, 2003 edition ran 125 pages. Don’t like Cocker Spaniels? Then peruse Pug Talk, a Dallas, Texas-based publication that bills itself as “Selected by Dog Writers of America as the #1 Single Breed Magazine in 1994 and 1996.” More interested in finding someone to care for your dog while you’re on vacation? Then thumb through World of Professional Pet Sitting, published by the group Pet Sitters International in King, North Carolina. There were plenty of freebies available, too: Free hair combs, Salty Dog Pet Grooming business cards wrapped up into little packages with a couple biscuit treats and even sample packets of a new dog food containing duck and potato and marketed by TV’s Dick Van Patten. Of course, the fundamental paradox of dog shows remains that the dogs—the whole foundation of the event—have no idea or concept that they are in do-or-die competition. It’s just stimulus-response with them: command-treat, command-treat. So why put the dog through all this work—jumping through hoops and riding skateboards and carrying out minor business transactions? Why not just give them dog treats from time to time and let the dog be a dog? Titles are “a way to honor the dog, an ultimate memorial,” wrote Brask in an essay titled “What is an Obedience Title Really?” “It will remain in the records books and in memory for about as long as anything in this world can remain,” wrote Brask. “Few humans will do as well in that regard.” MTW
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LOCALNEWS MONDAY, SEPT. 15 It’s the start of “International Housekeepers Week” throughout Maui County! We even got a photo of Mayor Arakawa and a Maui Hotel Association lobbyist posing with 17 housekeepers from the big resorts in Kaanapali and Wailea. This was done “as part of world-wide recognition of the dedication and commitment of housekeeping professionals who ensure that our hotels, hospitals and other major facilities are clean, attractive and healthy,” according to a county press release. And I bet all those thousands of housekeepers on Maui are really happy. Who needs decent wages and health benefits when you’ve got a whole week to… uh, work hard… Speaking of resorts, one of my many confidential sources just tipped me off that the county council is finally going to tear the big Makena Resort project away from councilmember Wayne Nishiki. (I believe my source’s source was the council agenda, but who cares.) Wow. How many years has he kept that monster bottled up? Ten? More than 10? I don’t know, I’m asking you. Anyway, it’s been a long time. For those who can’t remember, Makena Resort wants to build over a thousand homes on a few hundred acres right at beautiful Makena Beach. Nishiki, a long-time opponent of the plan, has pretty much kept the proposal stalled in his Land Use Committee.
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under control. Sure, it smells really bad, but if you know a better way to harvest sugar cane, I’d like to hear it. Really, I would. Call it a hobby of mine. Anyway, it works great usually, except today, when the workers accidentally allow a controlled burn to become a, well, uncontrolled burn that really quickly takes out a few hundred acres. With winds gusting up to 25 miles per hour, as they are wont to do in that area, you gotta wonder why they thought any kind of burn could be “controlled.”
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 17 Is that Waikapu fire out yet? It is? Cool. Finally, though it isn’t until late into the night that firefighters, helped by a Hawaii National Guard helicopter from Wheeler Field on Oahu, finally bring the blaze under control. And by “under control,” I mean “finally stopped after it consumed a thousand acres.” Sure, it was just dry brush that got all roasted, but still.
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THURSDAY, SEPT. 18 Maui County Councilwoman Joanne Johnson convenes a meeting on genetically modified organisms (GMOs). There’s an interesting panel discussion and a few other councilmembers show. Why is it this is even controversial anymore? Virtually everyone else around the world is scared to death that agribusiness wants to get rich off “super vegetables,” yet we in the U.S. don’t even seem interested in getting GMO-laced products properly labeled… No one knows if the mysterious Olinda “Big Cat” is a GMO, an escaped tiger from some rich dude’s creepy home zoo or per-
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haps even the lion that always growls in the MGM logo, but Maui Weekly says its capture is imminent. At last! And end to the Big Cat’s reign of terror! In a front page, above the fold story headlined “Capture Nears for Big Cat,” Joe Sugarman writes that his paper has been contacted by “experienced big cat hunters,” one of whom said, “You should be moving quickly on this.” The story doesn’t specify whether the “you” in that sentence refers to Sugarman, the Maui Weekly staff or all us Maui residents, but the story goes on to report that state officials have authorized “funds” to bring in the cat. Will hunters kill the Big Cat? Or will they merely tranquilize it, then put it on display as the
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Eighth Wonder of the World? Or will they transport it to one of them islands no one’s using right now—they got rid of all the Lepers on Molokai, right?—and make it like Jurassic Park so scientists and big game hunters and a super-smart mathematician played by Jeff Goldblum can go and see the Big Cat and then get chased around by the Big Cat as it gradually kills them all off. Sweeeeeeet!
FRIDAY, SEPT. 19 You know what we haven’t had for a long time? A ruinously expensive and divisive airport war. Thank God we’ve got Governor Linda Lingle. Today’s Maui News reports that her administration says it can have Kahului Airport’s main runway extended in five years, no sweat. In fact, state officials are so sure they’ve got a done deal they say the old, largely discredited environmental review is still good, so they don’t have to do another. Of course, county officials disagree, saying the state had better go back and do their homework again. Unless you people want to get back in the trenches and start bottling up state hearings, this one looks really bad… During its regular Friday morning jam session, the Maui County Council suddenly announces that councilmember Wayne Nishiki can keep bottling up the Makena development. Woohoo!
SATURDAY, SEPT. 20 Tonight the Sierra Club presents Wailuku attorney Isaac Hall with its prestigious William O. Douglas Award for the 25 years he’s spent fighting to keep Maui as pristine as possible. Among his achievements: getting the U.S. Navy to stop plastering Kahoolawe, keeping the old Makena Road public and eviscerating the Kahului Airport environmental reviews. Considering all the big resort projects still moving through the county and Governor Linda Lingle’s plan to push ahead again with Kahului Airport expansion, Hall’s easily got another 25 years of work ahead of him. MTW
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What kind of world would it be if someone set your car ablaze because it guzzled too much fuel? A better one, argues the Earth Liberation Front, a loosely-organized ecoterrorist organization that spraypainted environmentalist graffiti such as "gross polluter" and "fat, lazy Americans" on 30 sport utility vehicles at two car dealerships and set fire to a third on Aug. 22. Several SUVs and 20 Hummer H2s were destroyed. On Sept.2, 22 more SUVs were trashed at a Houston car dealership. (Police have arrested a man in connection with the California incident.) Ecoterrorism expert Bron Taylor of the University of Wisconsin at Oshkosh, says that ELF believes “political action is insufficient to bring about the wholesale changes needed." A Los Angeles Times survey found that, even among conservative Republicans, two out of three people believe that the environment is more important than property rights, corporate profits or even creating jobs. Only eight percent of Americans think that global warming is a myth. (The United States produces more greenhouse gases, both per capita and overall, than any other nation, making it largely responsible for climate change.) The environmental crisis is, hands down, the most important matter facing humanity today. Who cares about peace in the Middle East if the region is under water, stricken by famine or choked by dust storms? Weather systems are becoming increasingly violent and unpredictable, species are going extinct and virgin-growth forests are vanishing at an alarming rate. While smog has diminished somewhat in places like Denver and Los Angeles, air pollution is getting worse nationally. Ohio's EPA, for example, announced that 2002 was the most toxic summer on record in 14 years. The main reason: SUVs. What should we do about this longignored crisis? Writing letters to the editor and joining The Sierra Club are admirable, but working within the system hasn't stopped the polluters. Burning SUVs isn't the answer, argues the Sport Utility Vehicle Owners Association of America: "All told, the vandalism will not make any company think twice about producing more SUVs and other light trucks, nor will it shake the tremendous consumer confidence in the vehicles. Instead, the blaze destroyed the property of a small business owner, and put the lives of innocent civil servants in
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WHO CARES ABOUT PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST IF THE REGION IS UNDER WATER, STRICKEN BY FAMINE OR CHOKED BY DUST STORMS? passenger cars (though studies have proven they're not), are better at handling snow (untrue), drive off-road (very few SUVs ever leave the pavement), offer extra room for big families (get a minivan instead, dope) and let them see ahead of smaller cars (while blocking the vehicles behind them). The Republicancontrolled Congress has no intention of closing the fuel emissions loophole that lets SUVs pass as "light trucks." And the SUV craze is making Detroit more profitable than ever. That leaves consumers and dealers as the principal targets of radical environmentalists like the ELF. The idea is to make SUVs as unfashionable, and as scary to own, as fur became after the PETA-inspired spray-paint attacks of the '80s. In an ideal world, American consumers could be convinced to do the right thing through an appeal to logic with public service messages like the "What Would Jesus Drive?" TV campaign, but the kind of people who would buy a car that increases the risk to other motorists in an accident can't be reasoned with. They're selfish and stupid. It's unfortunate that drivers must worry that their SUVs are being targeted by insulting stickers and Molotov cocktails, but one thing's for sure: It couldn't be happening to a more deserving group of people. MTW
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Ms. Jamila Glauber filed a lawsuit against the transit system in Juneau, Alaska, because a driver's attempt to enforce the well-known no-eating rule on a bus (it was a Snickers bar) caused her, she says, at least $50,000 worth of emotional distress (July). And Kenneth Williams, in jail near San Diego, awaiting trial for raping an underage girl, filed a lawsuit against the facility because of the mental stress and anguish and weight-loss caused by finding a fly in his mashed potatoes (June). And the post office in Fulton, Mo., removed a tape dispenser that had long been available for customers to seal packages, because a customer had hurt himself using it and had filed a claim against the Postal Service (June).
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MAKING HISTORY PAY OFF Egyptian law scholar Nabel Hilmi told a weekly newspaper in Cairo in August that he and other Switzerland-based expatriates are preparing a lawsuit against "all the Jews in the world" for the "trillions of tons" of gold and jewelry that Jews swiped during their exodus from Egypt in the time of the Pharoahs. Also in August, a 14th-generation descendant of Montezuma asked the Mexican government to reinstate the long-dormant pensions the king of Spain agreed in 1550 to pay the descendants for the appropriation of Aztecs' land.
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A 46-year-old woman was hospitalized in critical condition when she dropped a coin while at a drive-thru window at a McDonald's, then opened her minivan door to retrieve it, taking her foot off the brake, allowing the van to inch forward, trapping her head in the open door, which lodged against a post (Burke, Va., August).
SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH THE KIDS Police in Avon Park, Fla., charged April Marie Brown, 28, with criminal mischief after she allegedly, at the direction of her son, 12, drove him and a pal around town on a Saturday night as the kids vandalized 11 stop signs, doing more than $1,000 damage. And in September, according to Wichita Falls, Texas, police, Joann Rubio, 31, drove her pickup truck alongside a truck driven by a 19-year-old man, so that her 16-year-old son in the passenger seat could shoot the man; he was hit once, and mother and son were later arrested.
RECURRING THEMES Latest Street Price for a Child: $250 (Judith Ann Garland, 20, was convicted in Baltimore in September of offering a 2-year-old boy because she needed $250 for bail on drug charges.).
ALSO, IN THE LAST MONTH Police decided not to charge Lula Brown for 911 abuse even though she had called the emergency number just to report that a McDonald's tried to charge her for extra barbecue sauce (Avon, Ohio). A fisherman had to be rushed to a hospital by helicopter after the bull shark he had just caught and was posing for photos with bit his arm (Freeport, Texas).
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On Maui, there’s a definite perception that locals paddle canoes while tourists— Pacific Northwest people, mainly—are the ones out kayaking. There’s just something so plastic, so artificial about kayaks. Remember that tourist couple who paddled out in the water—newly wedded husband and wife—but only the husband came back? Said she was eaten by a shark or something. They were kayaking. But on Saturday, Sept. 20, a bunch of kayakers did something cool. They joined volunteers from over 100 countries in cleaning up and removing trash and debris from our precious coast. It was the 18th annual International Coastal Clean Up, organized worldwide by the Ocean Conservancy. Last year’s clean-up was a massive event, with nearly 400,000 people all over the world pulling over five million pieces of garbage and debris from the coastline. Locally, Kahului-based Maui Community Workday served to coordinate the clean-up efforts. Groups of residents headed out to over 40 areas of Maui’s shoreline to remove whatever they could find that wasn’t supposed to be there—broken glass, plastic containers, driftnet, big truck tires. You heard me. Truck tires. In the water. Driftnet, okay. Broken glass, yeah, I see that. But truck tires? Working on the southern edge of the lava flow that makes up Cape Kinau-between La Perouse Bay (Keoneoio) and Ahihi Bay--a group of veteran kayak guides and kayak tour operators pulled a great deal of trash out of the water. They knew the area intimately, and used that knowledge to find and remove debris from areas that are largely inaccessible from land. “We pick up trash out here on a daily basis,” said one of the kayak guides, who helped organize the group. “Today was our chance to come out and get the big stuff, the stuff that is too big just to pick up on your own.” At one point, they found a huge bundle of drift net. Drift net. If there was ever a better example of man’s inhumanity to sea life, it’s driftnet. Who knows how many fish and dol-
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From stem to stern, the Carthaginian II isn’t much to look at. Rust lines drip down her hull like blood over her black painted-on gun ports. Rigging cables with frayed ends flap in the breeze. Barnacles encrust the hull just beneath the waterline. The yardarms are crooked. Lines tying her to the dock out front of the Pioneer Inn are caked with slime. In even a light wind, the 83-year-old ship rolls disconcertingly. A giant wooden wall warning “No Trespassing” bars access to the gangway. Taped to a post near the old ticket booth is a handwritten sign explaining why visitors are no longer allowed to go on board. Like much of the recent history of the Carthaginian II, the sign is painfully contradictory: “Carthaginian CLOSED Permanently— Unsafe due to repairs (on-going).” The Carthaginian is Lahaina. She’s in just about every postcard, photograph or painting of Lahaina Harbor. She’s like the big L on the hill, the Pioneer Mill smokestack, the old courthouse and the Banyan tree. It’s hard to visualize Lahaina without those landmarks. A fixture in Lahaina for the last three decades, the Carthaginian is doomed. A year from now, she won’t be moored in Lahaina Harbor anymore. Instead, she’ll be beneath it, sunk just offshore—a new “attraction” for the tourists to dive at or watch from a sightseeing submarine. There is no way the destruction of a beloved town symbol can be anything but bad. The loss of the Carthaginian represents the most stunning failure of restoration in the 41-year history of the Lahaina Restoration Foundation (LRF). Set up specifically in 1962 to restore and maintain Lahaina’s cultural antiquities, the Foundation instead neglected the ship’s maintenance, allowing her to decay into a leaky tub. Look at her today, and you can’t help wondering what keeps her afloat. Yet in a perverse twist of logic, the LRF says
sinking the Carthaginian will be good for the boat and for Lahaina. “[A]n arrangement has been worked out with Atlantis Submarines, who is willing to relocate the vessel under water off the shores of Lahaina, where she will be preserved for generations to come,” wrote LRF executive director George “Keoki” Freeland in a July 25 press release entitled “Another Chapter in the History of the Carthaginian II.” Relocate? Preserved? Another Chapter? “The people of Lahaina,” Freeland added, “as well as our visitors, will still be able to visit the Carthaginian II by way of Atlantis Submarines.” Despite Freeland’s insistence that the LRF lacks the funds to keep the ship afloat, federal income tax records show the Foundation has amassed millions of dollars in assets. The tax records also show other museums owned by the LRF have lost as much, if not more money than the Carthaginian. “[The LRF] hasn’t really maintained it very well,” said George Allan, one of the 10 original crewmembers who brought the Carthaginian to Lahaina 30 years ago. “It’s all rusted through. The rigging is a mess. It’s all a horrendous mess. It will sink there at the dock if they don’t do it themselves. If they had more money or more volunteers to maintain it, I don’t know. But it was never really important enough to them to get the volunteers.” Look at LRF webpages and brochures and you’ll see gushing tributes to the boat. “Much love, dedication, and many skilled hands contributed to the victorious moment when the royal yards were raised and the Brig Carthaginian became the proud centerpiece of Lahaina’s historic legacy,” says an official LRF webpage on the ship. That “proud centerpiece” line appears over and over throughout LRF materials. Another brochure described the
Carthaginian as “the only authentically restored brig in the world.” The official LRF Charter is unambiguous: “to restore, maintain and preserve the physical and cultural legacies and history of the first capital of the Kingdom of Hawaii.” So preserving the Carthaginian, saving it for future generations should be a no-brainer, right? Wrong, said Freeland, the LRF’s executive director. “The Carthaginian is not a genuine historical item,” said Freeland. “It’s a replica of a brigantine. It’s not even a whaling ship.” While it’s certainly true the ship is neither an authentic brig nor whaling ship, it’s also true the ship has considerable historical value. The Carthaginian began life as the two-masted schooner Mary in Kiel, Germany in 1920. Built by the Krupp shipbuilders—the same who launched the Nazi battleship Bismarck—she was one of a class of 10 ships. Of them, only the Mary exists today. Just 97 feet long with a 22-foot beam and a miniscule 9-foot draft, the Mary weighed 340 tons and was powered by a 275 horsepower Skania Vabis diesel engine. She could make just eight knots in the open sea. The Mary was small, built under the confines of the restrictive Versailles Treaty, but tough. She was constructed of an immensely strong steel usually reserved for battleship construc-
boasted to reporters that the ship had a “long lasting quality” and was in such excellent condition that it carried a superior insurance rating. But today, they tell a different story. “It was already corroded bad enough when it was 50 years old,” said Freeland. “That’s why it was taken out of service.” Freeland said the LRF committed an additional “major mistake” when it brought the Komet into Lahaina Harbor. According to Freeland, marine engineers poured concrete ballast into the ship’s hold to keep her steady in the water—a move considered necessary, as the Komet had no keel. While keeping the ship steady, the concrete apparently provided a path for salt air and salt water to corrode the ship’s inner hull. Freeland then produced a 1998 study by the Santa Cruz-based marine engineering firm Rodgers and Associates concluding that “$7,000,000+++” would be required to make the Carthaginian seaworthy again. “In other words, we could just build a new ship,” said Freeland. “Over the years we spent about $700,000 on the ship. You can restore several historic sites with that kind of money.” Let’s recap. The LRF spends $25,000 to bring the Komet—a ship that had absolutely no connection in any way to Lahaina or its whaling past--over from Denmark and, over the last 30 years, another $700,000 to maintain her. Except in this case, “maintain” means “bungle the job so
In 1999, federal income tax records show the Home cost the LRF $70,084—far more than the Carthaginian--and attracted 69,409 visitors. But by 2001, the Home’s expenses had risen to $75,895 while visitors had plunged to just 45,106. Of course, these numbers pale before the $3.6 million in assets the LRF has managed to acquire. About $400,000 in cash, savings and investments, another $3 million or so in land, buildings, whatnot. The parking lot behind the Baldwin Home alone brought in $318,485 last year. Nonetheless, Freeland denied he had any other resources to draw upon to save the Carthaginian. “We were hoping to get 20, 25 years out of it,” he said. “We got 30. Besides, everything has a finite life.” On July 25, LRF officials held a surreal sendoff for locals on board. About 60 people gathered aboard the Carthaginian that afternoon to say farewell to the boat. It was the last time members of the public could walk around the deck. Freeland was there, as were others who were instrumental in getting the Carthaginian to Maui. There were speeches about the ship’s history and 1973 passage and its importance to Lahaina. Freeland spoke eloquently about the boat, stumbling only when talking of what might replace the Carthaginian. A few girls from the Old Lahaina Luau did some hula dancing.
Looking at what’s before him, Walsh’s optimism seems ludicrous. Before he can throw a single cable around the Carthaginian, Walsh needs to get the U.S Environmental Protection Agency’s approval. And that of the U.S. Coast Guard. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers has to sign off as well. And the State Department of Land and Natural Resources—both the Aquatic Division and the Boating Division. The county Department of Health has a say, too. And he’s got studies to do, including a full environmental impact report. Some he can do now; others will have to wait until whale season, when boating activity changes dramatically. If it seems like too much bother, remember that Walsh will, after all, sink an old steel ship in state waters. Once all of that is done, and not before, Walsh can bring in marine engineers and do more studies—how to maintain a controlled descent, how to keep her from moving around once she hits the bottom, those kinds of things. Then, at last, they can start filling the old Carthaginian with concrete or other such ballast, tow her out to sea, and cut her loose. And what’s all this going to cost Walsh? “Oh boy,” he said. “It is fairly expensive. I don’t think I can get it under $200,000. Maybe it will be as high as $300,000. Hopefully I won’t need to bring in tugs from Honolulu. I want to use vessels from the harbor here. I’d like a com-
“We were hoping to get 20, 25 years out of it,” Freeland said. “We got 30. Besides, everything has a finite life.” tion. Earl Callicutt, who eventually brought the boat to Maui, said she was unique in the world. Swedish interests eventually bought the Mary, rechristening her Komet. Mostly she hauled cement through the Baltic Sea, though during World War II she carried Swedish ammunition. By the early 1970s, the Komet was languishing in Denmark, destined for the scrap yard. What saved her was the destruction of a movie prop half a world away. In 1972, the original Carthaginian—a wooden ship refurbished to look like a whaler and used as a prop in the 1966 movie Hawaii—sunk on a reef as she left Lahaina harbor for a Honolulu dry-dock. After a popular outcry demanding a replacement, the LRF sent Callicutt searching. His travels eventually brought him to Denmark, where he purchased the Komet for $25,000. Callicutt then skippered the then 53-year-old boat during its 15,000-mile voyage to Maui by way of the Panama Canal. Accounts of the voyage make clear that the crew loved the boat. Once in Lahaina, the LRF spent the next seven years refitting the Komet. They ripped apart her old pilothouse and radically altered the masts and rigging to make her look like a brig from the old whaling days. They repainted her hull, added museum details and whaling artifacts. In 1980, the newly christened Carthaginian II opened to the public. For 30 years, the ship floated quietly in Lahaina Harbor—far longer than the original Carthaginian’s six years—as a quaint reminder of Lahaina’s whaling past. For 30 years, she also rotted and rusted at her moorings. Except to get towed to dry-dock, she never left the harbor. In fact, the rigging LRF volunteers installed back in the late 1970s never once held canvas. When she arrived in Lahaina, LRF officials fell over themselves acclaiming the ship’s strength and durability. After arriving in Maui, Callicutt
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she rots away, becoming a hazard to the vicinity.” All of this begs the question: If the Mary/Komet/Carthaginian II wasn’t a “genuine historical item,” then why did the LRF pour so much time and effort and money into her for the last 30 years? “Well,” Freeland said, after pausing a while, “I wasn’t here at that time. But you have to remember it was brought here to replace the first one. The first one was given to us. If someone gives us a whaling ship, what the hell!—even though it was just a movie prop. Then when it sank, people wanted it replaced.” Recent media accounts quote Freeland as saying that the LRF board “reluctantly decided to replace the Carthaginian II.” But to Maui Time, Freeland said the decision was far more controversial within the Board. “Our board was split on why we were spending so much money on a ship that wasn’t historic,” he said. “The other half said it was an ‘icon of Lahaina’ and had to be saved.” We know which side won, mostly by saying the ship had become prohibitively expensive. Yet for an organization that says it’s strapped for cash, it’s got a lot of assets. The 2001 Foundation income tax statement—the most recent available—shows its balance sheet is way out of balance: $3,650,535 in assets, just $18,219 in liabilities. For the last three years, records show, the Carthaginian has attracted about 40,000 visitors a year. Expenses have gone up, too, though not nearly as bad as LRF officials have said. In 2001, the most recent available year, upkeep on the boat cost $49,884. This was actually down from the previous year’s $53,151. Indeed, tax records show a similar case could be made for closing the Baldwin Home, which dates to the 1830s. The home, which belonged to Protestant missionary Daniel Baldwin, became part of the LRF’s sphere of influence in the early 1960s.
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When it was over, Freeland fired off the ship’s cannon three times. Then visitors placed their leis on the ship’s stern—a traditional act of paying respect to honored dead. No one, most notably Freeland, will say what—if anything—will replace the Carthaginian. “We’re in the process of looking for a replacement vessel,” said Freeland. “But you shouldn’t say too much about that because we don’t have an agreement.” Press accounts have mentioned replacing the Carthaginian with the big but as-yet unfinished Hawaiian Sailing Canoe. “That’s a definite possibility,” Freeland said. “We’ve done very little work with the Hawaiian side of Lahaina history.” The exact fate of the Carthaginian is similarly in doubt. The ship will be sunk, certainly, but no one really knows where. One likely spot is about a quarter mile off Puamana Park at the southern end of Lahaina in 90 feet of water. What isn’t in doubt is that sinking the Carthaginian will destroy the ship. Wreck it, crush it, smash it. Ships were meant to ride over the water, not beneath it. The hull will collapse, the steel will rust and sea life will move in and completely take over. “We’re happy it’s going to stay here in Lahaina,” Freeland said in a July 26 Honolulu Advertiser story. “But instead of being an attraction in town, it will be one that’s underwater.” And as James Walsh of Atlantis Submarines is finding out, that will be no easy task. His company is now in charge of the old boat. It’s their job to sink the Carthaginian. Their reward is another, potentially exciting and lucrative dive spot for their subs. “We’re going through a lengthy process,” he said when asked if he was on schedule. “We’re just at the initial stages. I’m an optimist to a fault, and if we can get it underwater by July of next year, that would be an amazing thing.”
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DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave. 877–9001 Aloha Grill - 22 different burgers including veggie styles, plus all the extras. Dairy Road Marketplace. 893–0263 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Plus, a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd. 877-2400 Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner, or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Unit F. 893-0026 Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m. to 10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main 2447788 Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave. 877-3055 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kihei. 425 Koloa St. 871-7782 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 893-1628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course. 877–7461 Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order ala carte or combo specials with the freshest ingredients. 1132C Lower Main. 249-8463 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. Cool, quaint bar with margaritas aplenty. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. Call for buffet schedule. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului. 8770051 Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and Ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also offer catering services. 1900 Main St., Wailuku. 244-7888 Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala
carte. Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. MonSat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch takeout, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>
SOUTH MAUI Antonio’s - Homemade Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 875-8800 Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - International local foods at reasonable prices. Breakfast begins at 6 a.m., lunch served until 3 p.m. Fish, salads, katsu, kalua pork, shoyu chicken, local-style plates. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat; 7 a.m.-4 p.m. Sun. Off Ohukai by Tesoro gas station, 874-8600. BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1 a.m. Live entertainment and dancing 10 p.m. ‘til 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., #314. 874-9299 Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet or hang out in the classy atmosphere of the bar. Open for lunch and dinner. Lower level of Ma’alaea Harbor Village. 244-8844 Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224
Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 879-4799 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken catsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kahului. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., #A107. 875-7782 DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. Eight pool tables. 2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 1279 So. Kihei Rd. 874-8226 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken, and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 8799944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and
Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 8748000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983
UPCOUNTRY Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-8770 Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453.
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New! Whaler Village Food Court Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily specials. 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia. 579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–8030 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808 Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku. 575-5320
WEST MAUI Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more! Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center. 667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Overlooking Front Street, with ocean view. 730 Front St. 661-0700. Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491
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DININGLISTINGS Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar - serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna. 667–5117 Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 662-8780 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112. Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621. Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30am! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Live music and DJ dancing weekly. Love All-Serve All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail
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lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight. Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888
Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. Dancing upstairs on Friday nights. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza. 665–6262 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341. Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Pizza Paradiso - Voted “Best Pizza on Maui” since 1998. Award winning pasta dishes, toss-toorder salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Dine in or take-out, lunch and dinner. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; Whalers Village, 667-0333 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambience suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy,
upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahi mahi, Ono, Shrimp and Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tarter sauces. Yum! Lahaina Wharf Cinema Center. 662-4449 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 6693539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 The Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffetstyle rotating menu ranging from “Beakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast”. Special Mimosa and Bloody Mary menus. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua. 669-6200. Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui. 667–2525 Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua 661-8466. Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044
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From the Laugh Coach Pat Masumoto’s Mad Cloak explores the lighter side of social injustice
Mad Cloak’s Kavika (Derek Nakagawa) and Josephine (Jennifer Fahrni) Not too many people can write a funny play about stuff like domestic violence, but Pat Masumoto can. She’s last year’s recipient of the “Maui Woman Making a Difference” award and owner of Wailuku’s Gallerie Ha. Known throughout many of Maui’s social circles for the “laugh aerobics” classes she teaches at the gallery—she’s even been dubbed an official “laugh coach”--Masumoto is now trying her hand at theater. The premier of Mad Cloak, written and produced by Masumoto, debuts Thursday, September 25 at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center in Kahului.
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Initially the play began as a piece she wrote for an open reading night she holds once a month at Gallerie Ha. But turning “Mad Cloak” into a full-fledged play came out of what Masumoto calls “her need to be a truth junkie.” As a breast cancer survivor and a strong advocate for woman’s rights, she has a lot to say about a lot of things. Writing this play was an opportunity to send a message while doing what she loves so much--making people laugh. Masumoto says it’s difficult to point out a specific theme for the play but it deals with some of the most pressing social issues facing people today, particularly domestic violence.
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What makes this production unique is that it is filled to the rim with humor. The play takes what Masumoto calls a “sexy, bold look” at the lives of five Honolulu artists who are also friends. The play spans over three years of their lives as they face the realities of local life. The show features some of Maui’s premier “up and coming” actors and actresses. Jennifer Fahrni and Robert Angelo play Josephine and Al, a couple in the midst of a relationship on its way down a darker path. Josephine, a successful painter and Al, famous syndicated columnist, share the stage with another couple, Bella and Adam, played by Ivy Cecila White and Billy Mithoefer. Bella is a wealthy jazz singer who lives happily with her gorgeous drummer boyfriend Adam but secretly longs for a “taste of the wild side.” Awwww yeaaaaaaaah! No true comedy production would be complete without a comic relief hero. Derek Nakagawa plays Kavika, an improv artist and Josephine’s best friend, who serves as resident “Papaya Princess.” I guess we’ll have to wait and see just what exactly that means. Barbara Sedano plays the voice of Lizzy the Lizard, a luminous character we don’t see but hear often. The cast even includes some real life police officers direct from Maui’s force. The play has a local flare that will ring home with those who know what it’s like to deal with the highs and lows of island life. French director Nathalie Spilmont brings her theater expertise to the stage. From Paris to Maui, Spilmont is now Artistic Director of Salon des Arts in Makawao. She recently directed the highly acclaimed No Exit. “It’s a homegrown production,” say Masumoto. “It’s a passionate drama that’s witty, shocking and liberating.” We watch as one woman is leaving violence, another is going toward it. John Langs, artistic director of the historic Iao Theater, says it’s important for men to go see this show because it gives insight into the world of women that men don’t really get to see or understand. Masumoto says there isn’t just one good reason to see this show. There’s many. “It has high entertainment value, it uses local culture as a homegrown production, it deals with important topics like domestic violence, it helps supports some great charities…” and she adds, “This play is good!! After all, I’m the laugh coach. I can play with anything!” Some of the subject matter is a little too controversial for young children so parents are suggested to leave the kids at home. A meet and greet with the cast and open panel discussion will be held after the show on Thursday. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to Women Helping Women and the American Cancer Society. Mad Cloak runs Friday through Sunday at the MACC. Tickets are $18. Call the box office at 242-7469. MTW
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Ben Stiller and Drew Barrymore are newlyweds who purchase a Brooklyn duplex that comes with a 100-year-old rent controlled tenant-from-hell in this not-sofunny comedy directed by Danny DeVito (Throw Mama From The Train). Alex (Stiller) is so distracted by his domineering upstairs neighbor Mrs. Connelly (Eileen Essell) that he can barely work on his nearly due novel, and his wife Nancy (Barrymore) soon loses her job because of the crusty old lady's shenanigans. Death by murder seems the only remedy as the hesitant couple attempt to solve their privacy problem with some brutality. But the slapstick amusement that ensues doesn't go far enough to pry out many laughs. The feigned black comedy fumbles and falters because the story doesn't get black enough in the face of Stiller and Barrymore's merely passable comedic screen chemistry. Justin Theroux (Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle) plays Alex's friend and rival novelist Cooper Sinclair and, although he only appears in a few brief scenes, he draws focus like nobody's business. Theroux's fizzing presence begs a question about his scarcely tapped potential to invigorate such a comedy as a leading man instead of as a secondary character. For all of Ben Stiller's painted-on attempts at playing the easily duped straight man, he lacks the funny bone humor of, say, a Peter Sellers or even the quirky appeal of an Adam Sandler. Theroux, however, is constantly pulling something from his bag of tricks. You can't take your eyes off of him because you know there's going to be some intangible surprise in his facial expression or vocal delivery that will ping from the screen. There's tediousness in Ben Stiller's performance as Alex that further strains the script's already aggravating story arc. Mrs. Connelly is a vile little woman capable of accusing her rescuers of sexual assault when Alex and Nancy resuscitate her with CPR after she chokes on a chocolate candy. We accept that Alex is a sucker for not ignoring the spry old lady, or soundproofing his bedroom, but we cheer for the couple to do away with this repugnant creature who snoops on them having sex, and loudly plays her television all night preventing them from getting any sleep. It's insult to injury that Ms. Connelly conducts musical practice on weekends with a brass band of fellow elderly women. This dim reference to The Ladykillers (1955), wherein a group of bank robbers pose as musicians while plot-
Duplex ★★★★★
Resuscitation or... sexual assault?! ting to kill their landlady, is a artificial subplot that goes nowhere and is indicative of the film's inability to juxtapose more than a couple of ideas at a time. A glaring problem with the script is that there aren't enough layers of simultaneous action going on to push the characters' motivations. Audiences have come to expect a certain standard of facetious and cynical excellence from movies directed by Danny DeVito (see The War of The Roses) but it's misleading that Duplex is being sold as a "Danny DeVito film." DeVito took over directional duties on the movie and clearly relied too much on his actors to compensate for holes in the script written by Larry Doyle and John Hamburg. Danny DeVito has a devilish eye for satire and needed to have a stronger hand in shaping Duplex into a grotesquerie of cruelty. We get a taste of it in a scene when Alex and Nancy admit to each other various independent ideas they have about how they'd like to kill Mrs. Connelly. The couple revels, in blunt descriptions, the barbaric methods they'd like to use finish off the old biddy upstairs. It's the only time in the movie that we get to savor the depth of revulsion Alex and Nancy have for Mrs. Connelly. Mrs. Connelly's exasperating behavior has properly tutored the audience to view her as a person who's gone too far and this young couple of New York newlyweds is just our ticket to seeing justice served. But the movie falls short of delivering any such satisfaction in its slapdash finale. Duplex is another of those movies where you kick yourself for going because you already saw the whole thing when you watched the teaser trailer. That's probably one of the worst insults an audience can give a movie. "I saw in 90 seconds what it took 90 minutes and ten bucks to see again." Rated PG-13 97 mins. MTW
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New This Week DUPLEX - (PG13) - Comedy - A young couple (Drew Barrymore and Ben Stiller) in New York plot to kill their pesky neighbor. See Film Critique. SCHOOL OF ROCK - (PG13) - Comedy - Jack Black stars as a rock guitarist who takes a job as a 4th grade substitute teacher in order to recruit a nine-year-old prodigy into his band, so that they may win a contest and solve his financial problems. UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy - An American lawyer (DianeLane) gives up life in the fast lane in order to rebuild her life--and new home--in the countryside of Italy.
Now Showing ANYTHING ELSE - (R) - Romantic Comedy - An aspiring writer (Jason Biggs) in New York falls in love with a free-spirited young woman (Christina Ricci) and soon finds that life with her is unpredictable and isn’t like “anything else” at all. Woody Allen directs. CABIN FEVER - (R) - Suspense/Horror - Five friends celebrate college graduation with a trip to a remote log cabin in the woods. A delirious stranger covered in bloody sores arrives and terror begins...
COLD CREEK MANOR - (R) - Thriller - A family relocates from the city to the country. They soon discover their dream home is more of a nightmare as the previous owner returns from prison to reclaim his home. Stars Dennis Quaid, Sharon Stone, Stephen Dorff, Juliette Lewis and Christopher Plummer. DICKIE ROBERTS: FORMER CHILD STAR - (PG13) - Comedy - Dickie Roberts (David Spade) was a TV child star of the ‘70s who is now 35 and parking cars. He is offered a film role to revive his career but it means he has to hire a family to help him discover what growing up as an average, everyday kid is all about. DIRTY PRETTY THINGS - (R) - Thriller - A young man (Chiwetel Ejiofor) and a Turkish chambermaid (Audrey Tautou--Amelie) work at the same West London hotel, which is a breeding ground for illegal activity, and make a shocking discovery late one night. THE FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS - (PG13) - Musical Comedy - A high-powered business man has to organize a gospel choir in order to claim his inheritance. Stars Cuba Goodin Jr., Mike Epps and Beyonce Knowles. FREAKY FRIDAY - (PG) - Comedy - A tomboy teenage girl, Annabel (Lindsay Lohan), and her widowed mother, Ellen (Jamie Lee Curtis), who are always arguing with each other, simultaneously wish they could be someone else, they somehow exchange bodies, as they both learn (or in the mother's case, remembers) what it's like to be in the other person's situation. JEEPERS CREEPERS 2 - (R) - Horror - As its 23 horrifying days of flesh-eating come to an end, an ancient creature known as the Creeper embarks on a final voracious feeding frenzy, terrorizing a group of varsity basketball players, cheerleaders, and coaches stranded on a remote highway after their bus breaks down. Fighting their own fears and prejudices while trapped aboard the isolated bus, the terrified group of young athletes are forced to come together and do battle against the winged creature hell bent on completing its grizzly ritual of feasting on humans. MATCHSTICK MEN - (PG13) - Comedy - Phobiaaddled con artist Roy (Nicholas Cage) and his protege Frank (Sam Rockwell) are on the verge of pulling off a lucrative swindle when the unexpected arrival of Roy’s teenage daughter Angela (Alison Lohman) disrupts his carefully-ordered life and jeopardizes his high-risk scam. THE MEDALLION - (PG13) - Action/Comedy - After getting killed on the job, a Chinese immigration officer (Jackie Chan) soon learns that he's still alive, but now has amazing supernatural abilities. The challenge is he has to learn how to use these new abilities while in the midst of fighting the bad guys.
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ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO - (R) - Action - El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas) continues in this Desperado trilogy as he trails Barrillo (Willem Dafoe), a cartel kingpin who is planning an evil scheme against the president of Mexico. El Mariachi demands retribution and the adventure begins against a backdrop of revolution, greed and revenge. Also stars Johnny Depp and Salma Hayek. OPEN RANGE - (R) - Western - Following the day-todayencounters of four cattle herders who roam the countryside without owning a particular piece of land, or "freegrazers", living in the final years of the Wild West, this film tells the story of how they eventually team up to rid a burgeoning remote town, Harmonville, from the machinations of a ruthlessly evil rancher, who forms a sort of makes the laws and rules, and enforces them using scare tactics and brute force. Stars Kevin Costner, Robert Duvall and Annette Bening. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Keira Knightley) of a governor (Jonathan Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Geoffrey Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death... THE RUNDOWN - (PG13) - Action Comedy - When the son of an underworld kingpin disappears while searching for a priceless artifact, an expert is sent in. The two then join forces to fight the evil head of a gold-mining corporation who is after the same treasure. Stars The Rock, Seann William Scott, Christopher Walken and Rosario Dawson. SECONDHAND LIONS - (PG) - Drama - A timid teen (Haley Joel Osment) is forced to spend a summer with his eccentric and wealthy uncles (Michael Caine and Robert Duvall), who have mysterious and dangerous pasts. Also stars Kyra Sedgwick. SPY KIDS 3D: GAME OVER - PG - Action/Adventure - The continuing adventures of spy siblings Juni and Carmen Cortez (Daryl Sabara and Alexa Vega). Also stars Antonio Banderas. STEP INTO LIQUID - (NR) - Documentary - This documentary profiles surfers and surfing locations all over the world, including the monstrous waves of Oahu's North Shore, the Gulf shores of Texas (where waves are created by oil supertankers), the ice-cold waters of Ireland, Santa Cruz, Costa Rica, the Cortez Banks, Da Nang in Vietnam, the tiny waves of Lake Michigan in Wisconsin and the tropics of Rapa Nui. More important than the diverse and often spectacular locations and waves, however, are the wide range of surfers that are profiled, challenging the stereotypes about the surfing counterculture. S.W.A.T. - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - The tables are turned when the Los Angeles Police Department's S.W.A.T. (Special Weapons and Tactics) unit must protect a dangerous criminal. A grizzled veteran SWAT officer (Samuel L. Jackson) is given a second chance to cobble together a new SWAT team to protect the high-profile baddie. Also stars Colin Farrell, Oliver Martinez, Michelle Rodriguez and LL Cool J. UNDERWORLD - (R) - Action/Romance/Horror - Set in the secret nocturnal and supernatural world of vampires and werewolves, a story about a female vampire warrior who develops a romance with a peace-loving human in the midst of two groups that have been at war for centuries. Stars Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman. WHALE RIDER - (PG13) - Drama - A Maori tribe must contend with a female as she struggles to prove herself worthy as their leader after her twin brother dies.
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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ Cabin Fever - R - Th (12:30, 2:50, 5:15), 7:30, 9:45, Fr, M-W (12:45, 3, 5:15), 7:40, 10, Sa-Su (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:40, 10 Dickie Roberts - PG13 - Th (12:30, 2:50, 5:15), 7:35, 9:55, Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:50, 5:10), 7:35, 9:55, Sa (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 9:55, Su (12:30), 5:10, 7:35, 9:55 Freaky Friday - PG - Th (12:40, 2:55, 5:10), 7:25, 9:40, Fr, M-W (12:40, 2:55, 5:15), 7:30, 9:40, Sa-Su (12:40, 2:55), 5:15, 7:30, 9:40 Jeepers Creepers 2 - R - Th only 7:05, 9:30 Matchstick Men - PG13 - Th (1:15, 1:30, 4:15, 4:30), 7, 7:15, 9:35, 9:50, Fr, M-W (1:30, 4:30), 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 The Medallion - PG13 - Th (12:45, 2:45, 5), 7:10, 9:30, Fr, M-W (12:35, 4:50), 9:15, Sa-Su (12:35), 4:50, 9:15 Open Range - R - Th only (1, 4), 7, 10 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th (1, 4), 7, 10, Fr-W (12:30, 3:30), 6:45, 9:45 The Rundown - PG13 - Fr, M-W (12:30, 1, 1:15, 2:50, 4:15, 4:30, 5:10), 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 1, 1:15, 2:50), 4;15, 4:30, 5:10, 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, 10 School of Rock - PG13 - Sneak Preview! Sa 7:30, Su (2:45) Spy Kids 3D - PG - Th only (12:30, 2:45, 4:50) Step Into Liquid - NR - Th (1, 3:05, 5:05), 7:20, 9:25, FrW (2:45), 7:20 Under the Tuscan Sun - PG13 - Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:45 Underworld - R - Th-Fr, M-W (12:45, 1:15, 3:45, 4:15), 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:45, 1:15), 3:45, 4:15, 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10
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KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Matchstick Men - PG13 - Th (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:15, 7, 9:30, Su-W (1:15), 4:15, 8 Once Upon A Time In Mexico - R - Th (1:45), 5, 7:15, FrSa (1:45), 4:15, 7:15, 9:20, Su-W (1:45), 4:15, 8:15 The Rundown - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:45, SuW (1:30), 4:45, 7:45 Underworld - R - Th (1), 4:15, 6:45, Fr-Sa (1), 4:30, 7, 9:30, Su-W (1), 4:30, 8:30 Whale Rider - PG13 - Th only (1:15), 4:30, 7
FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Cabin Fever - R - Th only (4:15), 7:30, 9:45 Duplex - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:30, 4:30), 7:30, 9:55 Once Upon A Time In Mexico - R - Th (4), 7, 9:30, Fr, M-W (4), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (1, 4), 7:15, 9:45 The Rundown - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:15, 4), 7, 9:30 Step Into Liquid - NR - Th (4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Fr, M-W (4:15), 7:45, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:45, 4:15), 7:45, 9:45 S.W.A.T. - PG13 - Th only (4), 7, 9:30
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Death Rock, Baby! Friday, 9 p.m. at Cool Cat Café in Lahaina Some beautifully zany and macabre kids, including Robbie (of Sex With Lurch), Von, Load and the spirit of Judy Dench, are gathering collectively as the Lahaina Gothic Society to wax poetic the yesterdays of graveyard groovies. There’ll be the requisite cover of Bauhaus’ “Bela Lugosi’s Dead”, maybe a little Joy Division, Sisters of Mercy, Tones on Tail and other goth greats. Break out the white cake makeup and black lipstick. Practice your pout and meet us for the bloodletting...if you dare!
Sex is Violent Tuesday, 6 p.m. at Maui Ocean Center Sea Talks are held monthly at the Open Ocean exhibit at Maui Ocean Center and feature presentations by renowned marine life and Hawaiian cultural experts. This month’s topic is “Mating Behavior in Whitetip Reef Sharks”, where we learn that males may be the aggressors, but the females are the ones calling the shots. As usual. Nick Whitney of the Hawaii Institute of Marine Biology will be presenting. The aquarium is also celebrating their first successful birthing of five whitetip reef shark pups, which were born on July 15.
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Cha-cha for Art Night Friday, 6:30-9:30 p.m. on Front Street, Lahaina Orphans Sunday, 7-10 p.m. at Hapa’s in Kihei This night of Latin dance is to benefit the Ascent Russian Orphan Aid Foundation, which is a non-profit charity that provides basic necessities such as food, clothing and shelter to Russia orphans and homeless children. Local DJs will be spinning Latin dance jams, salsa, cha-cha, meringue, samba and hip-hop. There will also be a free beginner salsa class that starts promptly at 7 p.m. So don’t piss off your fiery Latin dance instructor-think of the stomping your late feet could get! Ouch!
U-keiki-lele Saturday, at the Hula Grill in Kaanapali The 8th Annual Youth Ukulele Contest at the Whalers Village will feature keiki musicians from Kindergarten through 12th grade as they compete for the coveted grand prize—a brand new ukulele. The young musicians will be judged on presentation, ukulele playing (strumming, rhythm, picking), singing, stage presence and originality. No electrical effects will be allowed. And it’s a free event to witness.
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Every weekend, Lahaina Town hosts a “Friday Night is Art Night” thing. That means all the little galleries up and down Front Street are aglow with artistic excitement and you can meet and talk with some extraordinary artists, all while enjoying the drinks and pupus they provide for your full “art night” experience. This week, at the Lahaina Galleries, located at 828 Front Street in Lahaina, two Italian artists, Alessio and Marcello Bugagiar, will talk about their Romantic Realism art, featuring their “new concept of painting oil on the Hawaiian wood, Koa.” And the French artist, Gil Bruvel (see “The Mermaid” below) will be present at the newly renovated Lahaina Galleries at 728 Front Street.
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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS
Mad Cloak - Friday-Sunday. A play by Pat Masumoto about “two successful women who are confronting hardcore domestic issues of sexual hierarchy.” Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m. (Fri-Sat); 3 p.m. (Sun), McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Complexions - Friday. An acclaimed dance troupe that incorporates the music of Prince, James Brown and Earth, Wind and Fire. “Pulsated with exuberant energy and sensual heat.” (New York Times). Tickets: $10-26. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Mohala Mai - Saturday. Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka Aloha event. A showcase of the best in hula and Hawaiian music, featuring Na Hoku Hanohano Award winners Makaha Sons and Na Palapalai. Tickets: $30. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.
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Steely Dan - Oct. 10. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducted band that blends jazz, rock and R&B. Tickets $51-76. 7 p.m., MACC, 242-7469. Lucky Dube - Oct. 11. Reggae superstar. Tickets: $19.50. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Dance Hall Crashers - Oct. 17. All ages show. Tickets go on sale Sat. Sept. 13: $18.50. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, 1-877-750-4400. 3rd Annual Maui Music Fest - Oct. 18. Montessori School of maui benefit with Willie Nelson & Friends, The Planetary Bandits, Los Lonely Boys, Willie K, Amy Hanialii Gilliom, Gail Swanson, Gypsy Pacific and Vince Esquire. Tickets: $45, $35, 1/2 price for children 11 years & under. 4 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW.
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Aloha Festivals, Investiture of Royal Court 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. at the Iao Needle State Park, Wailuku. Procession will start at 11 a.m. with full investiture of the Court to take place at high noon. Public welcome to this free event. For more info, call 878-1888.
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Maui’s Only Baby Boomer Group - 4 p.m. For people born approx. 1945-1955. Fun, topical discussion, potlucks, networking and more with the “generation that rocked the world.” For more info, call Elena at 573-5313.
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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Evan Schulman, Thu and Tue, 6:30 p.m.; Optimystics, Fri, 7-10 p.m.; Damien, Mon, 6:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali,
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667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Classic rock with JD and Mario, Fri, 3-6 p.m.; JD and Friends, Sat, 4-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Kawika Lum Ho, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, Sat, 7 p.m.; Jonah Livin, Sun, 7 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. Mariachi music on Sunday with Pablo, 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock), Fri; Gene Argell (blues & jazz), Sat; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (classical guitar), Tue; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. unless otherwise noted. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477. Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.
SOUTH MAUI
Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, Thu, Fri and Sat, 6:30-9 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 8792224. KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007. LuLu’s - Patrick Major, Thu, 4-7 p.m. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.
CENTRAL MAUI
Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Ramon’s - Gypsy Pacific, Wed, 7-9 p.m. 2102 Vineyard, Wailuku, 986-8550.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI
Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.; Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, Mon, 7-10:30 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - John Moore Band, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.
DAVID BOWIE “REALITY” I’m a “greatest hits” kinda guy when it comes to Bowie. I mean, I know he’s an icon and I totally grew up with songs like “Rebel Rebel”, “Suffragette City” and one of my favorite songs of all time, “Fame”, co-written by John Lennon, but I’d never gone out and bought any of his 25 studio releases. I did, however, pick up Best of Bowie last year and it kicks ass. So when I saw his new one (the 26th!), I thought “what the hell” there’s gotta be a couple of good songs here, right? Well, I was right. Having gravitated to Bowie’s harder or more “rockin’” songs as a kid, I naturally enjoyed the edgier moments here. “New Killer Star” and “Pablo Picasso” are best enjoyed at high volume and would be my choices to lure in a young, new crowd. The melancholy “Days” and the George Harrison penned “Try Some, Buy Some” are standouts as well. Bowie fans should be stoked, but the next one I get will probably be Best of Bowie--Part Two when it’s released in 2015. --ISO/Colombia Records 2003 [SPIKE FUQUA]
PENNYWISE “FROM THE ASHES” I knew exactly what to expect with this new record, as dependability is Pennywise’s strong suit. They come through with fourteen new songs that get the job done as surely as a reliable old friend. There are no surprises here, but that’s ok because Pennywise is the kinda band I don’t wanna see “grow” too much, if it aint broke don’t fix it. There are plenty of “Bro Hymn” moments where you get to sing with the band and the velocity of their frenetic assault is equaled by their tight delivery. The music invokes summer, old school vans, and backyard BBQ’s while the empowering lyrics coach self-reliance. The CD comes with a bonus DVD of Pennywise home movies, so this latest effort is a sure-fire winner! --Epitaph Records 2003 [SPIKE FUQUA]
LISA GERRARD “WHALE RIDER” (SOUNDTRACK) Lisa Gerrard is a former member of the mainly-‘80s goth/world music band, Dead Can Dance. Recently, she has been receiving high accolades for her contributions to the underrated soundtrack genre by greatly contributing to the tone of such hyper-intense films as Gladiator and The Insider. Gerrard is adept at utilizing her otherwordly voice, floaty guitar lines, deep drums, moody keys, dulcimer and synthesized strings to create an atmosphere befitting of such visually strong movies. In Whale Rider, Gerrard manages to capture the dreamy, ethereal quality the film evokes, yet without much use of her distinctive vocal style. Generally, listening to this soundtrack just makes me recall the great movie it was made for, which is certainly not a bad thing, although I don’t know if it really stands on its own as an album. All in all, a great meditation CD--if you’re into that sort of thing. –4AD Records [SAM CAMPOS]
CIBELLE “CIBELLE” Cibelle boasts one of the sweetest voices coming out of Brazil. Following in the success of Bebel Gilberto, she brings north the mellow, soulful grooves of Brazil’s cutting edge Bossa Nova electronica scene. A lovely little nymph, Cibelle sings beautifully in Portuguese and English. She masterfully composes the music and writes the lyrics for most of her first album’s 11 enticing tracks, which highlight excellent percussion, as well as inventive sampling, turntabling and ambient sounds. On the gorgeous “I’ll Be” Cibelle coos about giving her man a daughter. The funky “Hate” reveals the dark love/hate aspects of her relationship that are in contrast to the fun melody. “Waiting” features a strong bass line that holds together a myriad of imaginative sounds while she contemplates time. Her sensuality and inspiration easily come through in the Portuguese lyrics as well. Cibelle is a multi-talented Brazilian bohemian with a bright future. -- Six Degrees Records [JOE GATTO]
VARIOUS ARTISTS “ARABIAN TRAVELS 2” New technology has given people access to new musical opportunities. People can easily combine the traditional with the modern in fascinating ways. Six Degrees Records continues to highlight this phenomenon through its Traveler Series, releasing diverse compilations that expertly combine long-established music with the most sophisticated new techniques in music production. Arabian Travels 2 features excellent DJs from the Middle East and around the world mixing hypnotic dub sounds and percussion loops with the some of the finest live performers from Egypt and Iran, among other countries. Sufi mysticism and time-honored music is subtly fused to the modern by Turkish born DJ Mercan Dede and Samsara Sound System comes through with an enthralling Middle Eastern dub on “Gatha.” --Six Degrees Records [JOE GATTO] MTW
BOCALINO
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
thursday9/25
friday9/26
saturday9/27
sunday9/28
monday9/29 – wednesday10/1
Funk, Soul & Disco w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm
Neto Peraza & Angie Carr, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm
Kilohana, Hawaiian contemporary, No cover, 10pm
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Mon - Mario Favre & Jennifer Weatherly, Retro rock; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa Rodriguez; Wed - Soul Concepts, R & B; All shows 10pm-1am, No cover!
DJ IZ and DJ M3, $10, 9:45pm
Zacc Kekona, 9:45pm
Wreck Shop II After Party, 9:45pm
CASANOVA
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT
Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am
COMPADRES BAR & GRILL
Salsa Night $5, 10pm
142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189
COOL CAT CAFÉ
Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 667-0908
Evan Shulman, No cover, 6:30pm
Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am
Special Guest, No cover, 9pm
Mon - Damien, No cover, 6:30-10pm; Tue - Evan Schulman, No cover, 6:30pm
DEANO’S MAUI PIZZA CAFÉ
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2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2200
Ladies Night, DJ SKinny Guy, $5, 8pm
HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001
Zacc Kekona
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
Flava Zone, $8, 8pm
Orphan Aid Foundation Benefit, Mon - Uncle Willie K, $8, 8pm; Tue - Ultra Fabulous, $5, 8pm; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, Latin dance, 7pm DJ Blast, $5, 8pm
The Payolas & Eric Helmcamp, Jerry Caires, Jr., $3, 10:30pm $3, 10:30pm
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL
Swami Bebops, No cover, 9pm
Da Hawaiians, N/C, 5-9pm, MGD Band, N/C, 9p-12am
Tom Cherry Band, No cover, 9pm-12am
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB
Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm
Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm
El Niño, No cover, 5pm
John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm
Voodoo Suns, $3, 9:30pm
Kahelo, No cover, 9pm
Nuff Sed, No cover, 10pm-midnight
Crazy Fingers, 10pm-midnight
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
KIMO’S
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
Mon - Marty Dread, Reggae at the Rock! $5, 10:30pm Tue - Tommy Rocker from Las Vegas! Mon - Da Hawaiians, No cover; Tue - Chico & DaKine, No cover; Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover Karaoke w/James, No cover, 9:30pm
Mon - Karaoke w/James, No cover, 9:30pm; Wed - Karaoke w/James, No cover, 9:30pm
Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm
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thursday9/25
friday9/26
saturday9/27
LIFE’S A BEACH
Kerry Guys, No cover
Planet Seed, No cover
Fine Line, Reggae, No cover
LOBBY LOUNGE
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm
Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000
LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036 LULU’S
1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
sunday9/28 Roots Foundation, No cover
monday9/29 – wednesday10/1 Mon - Lake Hosts Open Mic; Tue - Planet Seed Unplugged; Wed - Crunch Pups
Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:308:30-11:30pm 11:30pm
Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm N/A, $5, 9:30pm Bobby Ingram, Blues & Jazz, No cover, 8pm
Crunch Pups, No cover, 8pm
Hawaiian jams, No cover, 8pm
DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close
DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm
DJ Big Daddy Steve, No cover, 8:30pm-close
Kenny Roberts, No cover, 9pm Murray Thorne, No cover, 8pm
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Wed - Karaoke, No cover, 8pm Jonah Livin, No cover, 7:30pm Mon - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 8:30pm; Wed - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm
Mon - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7:30pm; Tue - Mark Burnett, No cover, 6pm; Open Mic Night, No cover, 9pm; Wed - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm
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Kapalua 669-6286 • Kihei 879-0004 The Shops at Kapalua -CLOSED FOR REMODLING
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At Wailea’s Only Sports Bar Saturdays with the NCAA, Sundays with the NFL 7 TV’s All Big Screen plus Satellite 2 for 1 Breakfast Happy Hour Drinks During Games! Live Music Every Night - No Cover TUESDAY Wayne Dunne 6pm Open Mic 9pm WEDNESDAY John Moore Project 9pm FRIDAY Murray Thorne 9pm SATURDAY N.D.E. 9pm SUNDAY Celtic Tigers 7pm Merv Oana 10pm
100 Kaukalii St., Wailea • 874-1131 1st left after Kea Lani Hotel
DA KINECALENDAR Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, Fri, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI
Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Mon, Wed, Fri and Sun, 6:30 p.m. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun and Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Free nightly hula show and dance music, 6 p.m.; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly. Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kapule Paoa, Sun; Kincaid Basques, Mon, Fri and Sat; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. Polynesian Dinner Show, Tue, 5:30 p.m. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals, beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri thru Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly. Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sat, Sun and Wed; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic, Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30-8:30 p.m.
SOUTH MAUI
Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo
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in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue thru Sat; solo guitarist Sun and Mon, 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.
Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon thru Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.
EAST MAUI
Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.
LECTURES
Learn To Meditate - Fri, 7 p.m. at Paia Community
Center; Sat, 7 p.m. at Cameron Center in Wailuku; Sun, 1 p.m. at Kihei Community Center. Free workshop on “The Meditation of the Inner Light and Sound”. For more info, call 879-0871. "5 A Day the Fruit & Veggie Way" - Fri, 11:45 a.m.-1:15 p.m. at Kaiser's Lahaina Civic Annex. The session will show ways to meet national nutritional guidelines to get at least 5 servings of fruit and vegetables a day. For info, call 270-7308. Living & Learning with Diabetes - Sat, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. at Kaiser Permanente Wailuku Clinic. Free. For more info, call 243-6400. Empowerment from Within: Resolving Scar Tissue Issues - Sat, 1 p.m. at 343-C Hanamau Street, Kahului. This informative talk will educate on how to work with old and new scars for optimal appearance and function for those with scars associated with c-
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SEPTEMBER 25, 2003
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thursday9/25
PACIFIC’O
505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341
friday9/26
saturday9/27
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
sunday9/28
Rene Alonzo, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
PANCHO & LEFTY’S
658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4666
SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004
Mariachi Music w/Pablo, No cover, 6-9pm
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
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Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm
Open Mic Night, No cover, 9pm
Kenny Roberts & Friends, No cover, 9pm
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR
Jus Us, $2, 9pm
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DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am
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Mayor Alan M. Arakawa's Birthday Celebration - Thu, 5:30 p.m. at Wailuku Community Center. $25 donation. Ono food, door prizes, and great entertainment. For more info, call 871-4301. “On The Beach” Screening - Thu, 6 p.m. at MCC, Ka Lama Bldg. room 103. Maui Peace Action presents this classic film about the after-effects of a nuclear war. Free and open to the public. For info, call 5733255. Anti-Drug Sign-Waving - Thu, 6 p.m. on Kaahumanu Ave. in Kahului. Part of Lt. Gov. Aiona's statewide anti-drug campaign. For info, call 575-2336. "Planning for Sustainable Tourism in Hawaii" - Fri, 7-9:30 p.m. at the MCC student lounge, Kahului. Public meeting. For info, call 523-1352. Public Hearing to Discuss County of Maui Budget - Tue, 6:30 p.m. at Haiku Community Center. For more info, call 270-7855. Friends of Keoneoio Meeting - Tue, 7 p.m. at the Humpback Whale Sanctuary on So. Kihei Rd. The public is welcome. For info, call 870-6957.
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Maui OnStage Seeks Volunteers - Oct. 10-26, at Iao Theater in Wailuku. For next production, “Wit”. Showtimes are 7:30 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, 5 p.m. on Sundays. For info, call 244-8680.
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Vessel Exhibit's Opening Reception - Sat, 5:308:30 p.m. at Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. For more info, call 572-6560. 81st Maui County Fair Photo Salon Contest Deadline to enter is 5 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 27, at Tamakawaya in Queen Kaahumanu Center. Open to all Hawaii State residents. Only pictures taken after Oct. 1, 2002 will be eligible. For more info, call 242-2721. Kloe Kang & Jinja Kim Exhibit - Now through Oct. 12, Tue-Sun, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., at MACC. Kloe Kang’s skillfully drawn and painted, semi-abstract canvases explore the true meaning of “home”, reinterpreting familiar things so often taken for granted. Jinja Kim works in a variety of media, including painting, printmaking and collage applied to 3 dimensional constructions, representing her concept of “temporal perspective” where yesterday leaves its marks on today and imagery is inclusive of past and future. For more info, call 242-SHOW. "Old Plantation Days" Art Exhibit - Through Oct. 16., Mon thru Fri, 7:45 a.m.- 4:30 p.m. at Kalana O Maui Building in Wailuku. Free art exhibit featuring the art work of Kaunoa Senior Center's art students. For info, call 270-7855 “Art in the Village” - Thu, 6-10 p.m. at Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance,
prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567. Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - Thu, 8:30 a.m. on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337. Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments, all free and open to the public. Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194. Plein Air Watercolor Workshop - Sat, 9 a.m. at the Bridge Center. Bring your own art supplies to paint outdoors, as well as refreshments to share. For more info, call 879-0025.
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8th Annual Youth Ukulele Contest - Sat, at Hula Grill in Kaanapali. Keiki musicians from Kindergarten through 12th grade compete to take home the grand prize of a brand new ukulele. For info, call 280-0571. 4th Annual That's My Baby! Contest - Sat, at Lahaina Cannery Mall. Age categories up to 36 months. Several prizes to be awarded. For more info, call 661-5304. Keiki Art Contest - Open to children ages 4-15. Draw, color, or paint a picture about why you think Maui’s beaches and coastlines should be cherished and protected. Turn in artwork by Sept. 27 to Maui Ocena Center. For more info, call 270-7075. Seaside Stories - Sun, 11 a.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4-10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. For information, call 249-8811.
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Hana Canoe Club Requests Donations Fundraising for a new outrigger canoe. For more info, call 879-0007. Women’s Basketball County League Sign-Up Open to all adult women and high school girls. Teams and individuals encouraged to join. Sign-up deadline: Sept. 30. Games are Oct. through Nov. in Wailuku. For more info, call 270-8041.
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Na Wahine O Ke Kai Canoe Paddling - 7:30 a.m. at Hale O Lono Harbor, Moloka'i. Women's 41-mile Moloka'i to O`ahu six person outrigger canoe race. For more info, call 259-7112. Valley Isle Masters Swimmers' Maui Roughwater Swim Race - 8:30 a.m. The 1.7-mile course starts at Keawekapu Beach and finishes at Polo Beach in front of the Fairmont Kea Lani Maui. For info, call 573-8656. Maui Polo Club Brandywine Cup - 1:30 p.m., one mile above Makawao on Olinda Road. Featuring BBQ and live music. Bring chairs and blankets. Adults $5. For more info, call 877-7744.
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BY SAM CAMPOS
Why is it everywhere I go, I know the sound guy? Last weekend, while hanging with my boss at a canoe regatta on Wailea Beach, I noticed my friend John manning the sound for the PA system. Poor guy was about as happy as I was to be working so early on a Sunday, but I killed my bad attitude by hopping into the Four Seasons canoe for a rigorous paddle that would leave me sore for nearly a week. (Happily sore, though, Anthony, honest!) One particular Friday, another friend and I were coaxed into a late night rendezvous at Longhi’s in Lahaina. Thanks to my pal Sean—you guessed it, the sound guy--I received preferential treatment from the door Nazis and whisked my way into the audibly happening one-night-aweek club. Throngs of the fashionably single bumped and grinded their way into oblivion. Crazy Fingers haughtily flirted with the trendy crowd as they performed their most danceable grooves and the attractive female vocalists sang circles around Top 40 tunes with gusto. The band’s sexy male vocalist, Sam, lifted his shirt to expose his taut stomach in a familiar but effective maneuver that made all the little dancing girls swoon. It made me recall a time several years ago, when I was fresh on the island and Crazy Fingers performed at an employee Christmas party for Compadres in Lahaina. A lot of stuff happened but I don’t remember it because I ended up very drunk. Needless to say, I was so inebriated that I actually fell into the microphone Sam was using. What a class act, eh? So full of poise—so much style and grace. So… well, drunk. And yet, that did not stop said vocalist from asking for my phone number later that night. Nor me from giving it. Ah, youth. On another night, my roommate Rudi and I were vaguely disturbed by the innocent singing of a nine-yearold kid waiting outside Foodland in Lahaina. The spunky tyke was belting out the indelible words of a popular Ginuwine nightclub anthem, “Have you ever seen a chick in the club with a drink in the cup--Booty shakin’ like hell, yeah!” Um, the kid is nine. We hit the races this past weekend. The drag races, that is. My friend and I perused the many souped-up Chevys, hot rods and motorcycles at Maui Raceway Park off of the Mokulele Highway. We were really impressed by one racing vehicle in particular--a bright yellow ’67 VW bus that the announcer called “the box that rocks!” And, it was driven by Bob Rock—you know, platinum-selling album producer of Metallica, Motley Crüe, Aerosmith and American HiFi, to name just a few. Yeah, another sound guy! But my weekend wasn’t over. On yet another too-early Sunday morning, I raced (or so I thought) my cruiser to meet my friend Amy who was crazy enough to be running in the 33rd Annual Maui Marathon. By the time I caught up with her, panting and struggling to remove the lens cap on my camera so that I could take a picture of her running towards me, she would pass me by. We pathetically repeated this scenario over and over again, kinda like a Keystone Cops episode. The best I could do was get several shots of her ass. She did manage a hearty “I’m ready for a beer!” over her shoulder as she ran past the 22nd mile marker. In lieu of finishing the race with Amy, I went to pick up my more nocturnal friend, Jen, at Gaby’s Pizza in Lahaina. Not one to be left out, she ran across the closedroad/marathon lane on Front Street in high heels and a skirt, with Philly Cheesesteak in one hand, Gatorade in the other, as she exclaimed, “Look, I’m running in the marathon too! And I’m still drunk!” MTW
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