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OP ED 7 America’s Best Main Course: Humble Pie How to withdraw from the Iraq disaster by Ted Rall
SURF & SPORTS 9 Racing Through The Pineapple Fields
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DINING 12 Conch Shell Chandeliers
6 COCONUT WIRELESS
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6 OVERHEARD... 8 NEWS OF THE WEIRD
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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR LOVES DIRECTIONS, HATES NUTS On your article “No Littering” (Oct. 2): Send a better reporter out to get all the facts and print both sides. I witnessed most of what happened the night Ms. [Joanne] D’Patricia went off on the officer about the cigarette. She was totally out of her mind. It was Lahaina Coolers that called the police on her for causing a disturbance in the business place. When she said [Sergeant Max] Kincaide was the responding officer to the call, she went nuts. My experience with the woman is that she is nuts. Any real writer would have questioned her story more. (1) What are doing “walking down Dickenson” on the way to Taste of Lahaina? (You would be walking “up” Dickenson, not down. Taste of Lahaina is a mile from Dickenson.) (2) In [the third paragraph] she is walking “west on Dickenson” (up Dickenson). (3) Where does the cigarette [incident] happen? I know. And it’s not where she says. (4) Coolers called the police to get her out of there. She saw the police and resisted leaving. I expect more from Maui Time. The police are not perfect in this community, but they are excellent at what they do here by any standards. Let’s have a little more reporting on this nutcase’s background and other things she has been involved with in Lahaina. —Name Withheld
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ONCE BOOKED 2 LIVE CREW Been away from home for four years...Met you guys when you first landed on Maui, as I was booking talent for the late, great “Lounge” in Haiku. (Yes, I booked 2 Live Crew). Watched you create your new Maui rag, thinking all the while that Maui Time would not last. They didn’t know the island or its people... You succeeded in winning the hearts and minds of the entire island with your publication... Writing and reporting with integrity, olo olos, and a spirit of aloha that obviously existed long before you arrived on the shores of Maui. God I miss you! What happened to Maui Time? Why did you change something that needed no changes?! Now, I just call Uncle Willie if I want da scoop on something going on. He’s got integrity, olo olos, and aloha... Just like Maui Time used to. You really rocked... and we all loved you and your mag. Please start up another... Willie hates it when I call too much! —Randy Sanders, via email
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ehbrah@mauitime.com To the coward(s) who snuck into our carport and walked off with our brand new Craftsman gas lawnmower while we were not home... Hope your lawn will finally get that mowing that you obviously needed so desperately that you had to STEAL the equipment from someone else in your Makawao neighborhood. Obviously you needed it more than us since you had the nerve to walk into our property and simply walk out with something that you did not own—nor did you ask to borrow. HURRAY to YOU for your cowardly ways. Remember that in our universe, what goes around, comes around and the Karma you put out is what comes back at you. HAPPY MOWING TO YOU, YOU COWARD!!
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Lance Smith Reformed hack
Lance Smith, the 43-year-old author of new novel set in the South called That Dog Don’t Hunt, lives in Kihei and mostly spends his time writing and surfing. But Smith is also a former B-movie scriptwriter who’s had to endure drug lords, exorcisms and crazy Australians to get movies made. I grew up in Savannah, Georgia. It’s a crazy little town, but a great place for a writer. People there start drinking at 11 and they’re in bars by 14. It was a lot like New Orleans, with European style decadence. When I was a kid I worked in a bus station, which was great because Savannah is halfway between New York and Miami, so we had a lot of people coming through. At the station I once saw a guy get shot in the head. Another time I saw the cops bust a guy in drag who used to hold up 7-Elevens with a sawed off shotgun. That was a great job. In 1983, I went to AFI, when it was still a professional school—there were no grades, but the criticism was intense. They taught the 1940s style narrative, which focused on the story. Two of my instructors were studio writers who’d been blacklisted. I loved having that connection to Old Hollywood. I wrote my first movie, Munchies, at 25 for Roger Corman. He said, “Write something that’s just like Gremlins.” So I did. Then he came back and said, “Okay, it’s too much like Gremlins.” But it eventually became the biggest videocassette seller of the 1980s. The Hollywood Reporter said it had moments of brilliance but no one told the director it was a joke. Of course, I hated the movie. People are always cursing Roger, but he gave us jobs when no one else would. He’s actually a very professional, very conservative guy. He always paid me on time. I wrote a “G-String epic” called Barbarian Queen 2 for him, too. I never saw it. I can’t really write sword fights—they don’t happen in my own life. But Roger told me to take the battle scenes from Barbarian Queen 1, The Warrior and the Sorcerer, and Deathstalker 1 and 2 and then write a 60-page script connecting them all. It ended up being Wizards of the Lost Kingdom 2, which I’ve also never seen. People think B-movies are sleazy, but independent films are way sleazier. They are constantly hustling for money—getting agents to believe you’ve got money when in fact you want to use their talent to raise money. You end up making $2 an hour if you’re lucky. In 1993, I wrote an existential melodra-
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ma called The Crew starring Viggo Mortensen. I actually wrote my second novel about the making of this movie, because it was way more interesting than the movie itself. It was shot in South Bimini in the Bahamas, which has lots of drug lords and big time smuggling and lots of people die there. The hotel where we stayed had lots of photographs of Ernest Hemingway machine-gunning fish from his boat. We were filming on this 50-foot boat once owned by the king of Spain, and the DEA overflew us, then raided us with these stealth boats. They thought we were smuggling. One night Viggo said, “You know what’s happening at 3 a.m., don’t you? Speedboats are coming into the channel and dropping off coke! Let’s film it!”
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THE HOTEL CUT OUR ELECTRICITY AND TOOK OUR LIQUOR AND THEN SOMEONE BLEW UP OUR WATER SUPPLY. I told him no. So he said, “Fine, let me film it!” I did watch the smuggling with him, and we saw the Coast Guard looking for them, but they were 10 miles out, nowhere near the smugglers. Later one of the guys on the crew, the only Australian I’ve ever hated, was taking pictures of drug lords on the island for the DEA in exchange for a green card. But the drug lords found out and came to us and said if they catch any of us shooting pictures of them again they would “kill us all.” About a third of the crew were right-wing Christians who thought the Bimini Reef Club was haunted. So they did exorcisms, even on our last day. Then one day our marine unit rescued some Cuban refugees who’d escaped from a Bahamian jail. The marine crew leader was Captain Jack, who had been a Navy Seal. He knew everything about the ocean but he was real anti-communist, so he gave them gas and food and a terrible boat and told where they could hit dry land on the Florida coast. I have no idea if they made it. One day a drug lord rowed by our boat by in a little dinghy with two Bahamians. They went around a bend, I heard a bunch of gunshots, and then only two of them came back. Then the drug lord came aboard and offered to buy our boat, which we didn’t own. The last few days of shooting were the Fall of Saigon. The hotel cut our electricity and took our liquor and then someone blew up our water supply. We had to use buckets to get water out of the miserable saltwater pool to make our toilets flush. The film eventually opened in Seattle, and won the Audience Award at the Sao Paolo Film Festival. But Live Entertainment hated the film and fired the executive producer who green-lighted it. I’m so sick of the film industry. MTW
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The Federal Aviation Administration announces that kiteboarders can no longer use the airspace near Kahului Airport. Some nonsense about not wanting large high-flying kites near departing jet airliners. Of course, this particular airspace happens to be the best kiteboarding spot in the whole world. Kiteboarders, for their part, are outraged… It’s getting so you can’t go 20 minutes without an update on the mysterious “Big Cat” that’s terrorizing Olinda. Now we get word the oft feared, rarely seen creature may be in Waiakoa. Apparently, two women saw a black, seven-foot long animal with yellow-green eyes cross the road in front of them. Two other women in Waiakoa say something—perhaps the Big Cat—killed their goats. And with Be Kind to Farm Animals Day coming up! All this seems to jive with officials’ warnings that the animal might have moved to a “Big Gulch” to elude the search teams fanning out across the island. Oh wait, there are no search teams. There were a couple forest guys with night vision equipment, but they saw nothing… The Fox program American Idol comes to Honolulu! Hundreds, no—thousands—of wannabe singers crowd Aloha Stadium for a chance to meet dipstick host and Los Angeles radio jock Ryan Seacrest and maybe get yelled at by that limey jerk. You know, what is the sudden fascination with TV shows coming to Hawaii? What’s next, COPS?
Am I good or what? COPS, the Fox program that’s done more to change White America’s view of Black males than anything since Amos & Andy, announces today that they’ll spend the next eight weeks on Maui, filming our bad boys in blue. Eight weeks?! This is the Maui PD, we’re talking about, right? Are you sure—eight weeks? You think Fox can come up with enough stuff in eight weeks to fill an entire episode? I mean, with stuff other than rooster fights and tackling fake-weed dealers on mopeds. Wow. It takes three Maui police cars to pull over a speeder out here. I mean, they shot a couple guys the other month, but other than that, I really don’t see a lot of “Fox Attitude” in those guys—except for that one officer who allegedly attacked that woman who yelled at him in Lahaina Town after he dropped a cigarette in the street… The Pacific Whale Foundation is ordered to pay $5,000 for illegally carrying out whale research. Wha?! Those guys do research? I thought they just ran a whale watching tour boat for the rubes.
Hey, is it bad luck to drive over one of those little Myna Birds when you’re on your way to work? Really? I mean, they hop all over the road, jumping in front of cars and… look, I’m just saying… But it’s not good, right? Uh huh. And what if instead of “Myna Bird,” I actually meant “tourist?”
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FRIDAY, OCT. 3 Boy, did that kiteboarding/FAA fight blow up and bust real quick? Wow, guess those kiteboarders have friends in Washington for the FAA to fold up faster than Eastern Airlines. In any case, the FAA now says the old waiver allowing kiteboarding near the airport can continue, though there is now a larger “no kite zone” near Runway 2… At long last, after years of begging and pleading and angry calls and letters and more than one secret plot involving oily rags and gas cans, Gordon Biersch finally announces that its Garlic Fries are finally for sale in the frozen food section of all Costco stores in Hawaii. They’re already on the mainland, even rising to be—if you can believe the good Gordon Biesch publicists— the “number-one-selling specialty food concession” at Pac Bell Park in San Francisco. And Gordon Biersch is quite the Renaissance man. Remember, the guy isn’t just known for garlic fries—he did spend many years playing Mr. Carlson on WKRP, which had to be one of the funniest shows in the 1970s. Remember the time when Carlson was worried that the other radio show guys might be having sex in the halls? Or the time Johnny Fever thought he heard God talking to him? Or the… what? Oh, that was Gordon Jump? So who the hell is Gordon Biersch?
SATURDAY, OCT. 4 means a room full of orchids! And giant pumpkins! Don’t forget the psycho gamecocks, panting rabbits and bulls with giant testicles! Or the great Maui Police booth with that big display case with all the drugs and batu pipes and such! Oh, the fair! So many locals. So many creaky, scary rides. So much great food: POG, deep-fried Twinkies, Spring Rolls, sushi-by-the-bag, Smoke Meat Plate— mmmmm… smoke meat plate. Oh, the magic of the Maui County Fair. Why, oh why does it only last four days?
Three of the four Maui American Idol finalists wash out. One looks like a possible winner, but man, things happen fast in Hollywood. This would, under normal circumstances, be something of a tragedy, except for this little revelation in today’s Maui News: “The Hawaii Visitors and Convention Bureau said it paid $30,000 to bring American Idol to the islands.”
SUNDAY, OCT. 5 People, I was just kidding! I didn’t kill any Myna Bird… much. MTW
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America’s Main Course: Humble Pie How to withdraw from the Iraq disaster Haughty as it was, George W. Bush’s request for United Nations help in Iraq deserves credit. It is, after all, his first tacit acknowledgement that his war is a fiscal, political and military catastrophe. Democrats and Republicans differ on how much command authority to cede to the U.N., but everyone agrees that we should replace as many of our besieged occupation troops as possible with peacekeepers from other nations. For the first time since 9/11, Americans are on the same page. Common sense is back: Bush’s popularity ratings are at a record low. People finally understand that this war is killing too many and costing too much. (The original Congressional estimate of $50-$60 billion has mushroomed to $87 billion—and that’s just for a few months. Another five years of occupation could run more than half a trillion dollars.) Unless something changes fast in a big way, there’s no end in sight. “It reminds me of Vietnam,” Marine General Anthony Zinni, former head of U.S. Central Command, says. But we don’t have to keep on keeping on. We can get out of Iraq early, save lives, and reduce antiAmericanism around the world. But we’ll have to do something new. Let’s apologize! Here’s how: “Being American has meant never having to say ‘you’re sorry,’” Bush should tell the U.N. “We’ve long been powerful enough to do as we please. “But a great country must learn from its mistakes. And we are brave enough to admit that we made a mistake in Iraq. The invasion was the result of a terrible error in judgment. We relied on intelligence that convinced us that Saddam Hussein represented a grave threat to the security of the world, but that information turned out to be out-of-date. Experts warned us that Iraq might fall apart after we deposed its tyrant, but we were in denial, dismissing our critics as partisan foes. We convinced ourselves that liberation would naturally yield to democracy. We were wrong. Instead, it created a power vacuum. Worst of all, in our rush to protect our own nation in the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks, we jeopardized the most important principle of international security, that of freedom from unprovoked attacks, respect for self-determination and national sovereignty. “I wish I could bring back the 300 American servicemen and the thousands of Iraqis who died as the result of our horrible mistake. “As a Christian, I believe that one is required to make penance for his sins. That means doing as much as one can to reverse the damage one has caused. “First, we must rebuild Iraq’s economy
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and provide real security so that its people can rebuild their society. “Unfortunately, our occupation force is composed of the same American soldiers who killed and maimed innocent Iraqis during the invasion, and whose swaggering presence continues to provoke anger. ‘We should have been culturally sensitive,’ a Special Forces officer admitted to Time magazine. ‘We should never have gone into people’s houses. Saddam’s soldiers never went into houses. We don’t understand how things work around here.’ It’s too late to make a good first impression. Not only do the Iraqi people resent our soldiers, they’ve become the targets of Islamist extremists from other countries. The longer they stay, the worse things will become—for them, for us, for the people of Iraq. Should the international community agree, we propose the withdrawal of every last American soldier from Iraq. They should be replaced by 400,000 U.N. peace-
WE CONVINCED OURSELVES THAT LIBERATION WOULD NATURALLY YIELD TO DEMOCRACY. WE WERE WRONG. keepers—ideally led by those from Arabicspeaking countries—to police the streets. We ask for no control and no input in this operation. Send us the bill. We’ll pay whatever it costs, for as long as it takes. “Second, we will compensate whatever Iraqi government ultimately emerges from the U.N. mandate for the damage we’ve caused to infrastructure and public buildings. U.S. companies will be prohibited from doing business in Iraq. “Third, we will issue generous compensation packages to the families of individuals who died or otherwise suffered injury at the hands of U.S. forces. We know that it won’t bring back loved ones, but it’s a gesture of our true regret. “Finally, those who wage war before attempting to resolve conflicts through diplomatic means must face personal responsibility for their actions. Therefore, I will immediately turn myself, my vice president, the officials of my cabinet and certain members of Congress over to the international tribunal at The Hague for prosecution for war crimes in connection with our illegal invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan. In accordance with this decision, I hereby resign the office of President of the United States, and respectfully await instructions from Secretary Annan as to where to present myself for surrender. “May God bless you, and may He forgive me and my country.” MTW
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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD STUPID CATS Renewing a debate, Czech scientist Jaroslav Flegr reported in September that human infection by Taxoplasma gondii (to which cat owners are vulnerable as they clean litter boxes) tends to make women “reckless” and “friendly” and men “jealous” and “morose.” Though any mammal could pass the toxins, cats that handle dead birds, bugs or mice rather easily pass it in their stools, though only for a few days after their first infection. (A 2001 report by researchers from Johns Hopkins and the University of Maryland had suggested that such infections might even cause schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.)
PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US For a September report, an LA Weekly writer hung out with Benji Breitbart, 20, Doug Marsh, and several other “Disneyana enthusiasts,” who spend hours nearly every single day at Disneyland; have almost total recall of the park’s history and culture; rabidly collect memorabilia; and preach with intensity on which aspects of today’s park Walt Disney would not have approved. DE’s usually wear Disney-themed clothes; use the pronoun “we” as if the park were theirs; and are dismissive of the obsessives of “Star Trek.” (“Trekkies are devoted to some stupid pop-culture fad,” said Marsh, but “Disney fans believe in the magic.”) Why, Breitbart was asked, was Disney such a central force in his life? “I tried to figure that out. I just ended up with no answers.”
CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE According to two maintenance workers on duty in Cleveland’s Carver Park Estates in September, James Black, 49, either boldly or obliviously dragged a dead,
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bloody body out of his apartment house in broad daylight and laid it on the ground in plain sight of the two men, then calmly went back inside and emerged with a mop, which he used to swab blood from the sidewalk. The incredulous workers immediately called police, who arrested Black and the next day charged him with aggravated murder.
INEXPLICABLE A man fled the motor vehicles office in Leesburg, Va., after a September incident in which he, silently and calmly, presented a DMV employee with a postcard photograph of a banana being shot by a bullet, and the legend “banana=DMV.” The man then hurried out, and when several employees got to the parking lot in pursuit, there were bananas strewn around the lot but no one in sight. Said the Leesburg police chief, “This (man) is a different (kind).”
LEAST COMPETENT PEOPLE A 26-year-old man will be hospitalized “for months” in Illawarra, Australia, following an August accident that authorities speculate might have been inspired by the film Jackass. The man was apparently walking across a room with a lighted firecracker between his posterior cheeks when he slipped and fell backward to the floor. The explosion resulted in a fractured pelvis, severe genital burns, hemorrhaging from the buttocks and ruptured urethra, leaving him incontinent and sexually dysfunctional.
IN THE LAST MONTH Canadian military police seized 983 marijuana plants being grown by squatters on an active, 17-square-mile artillery range (Nicolet, Quebec). On the first day of a Philippine citizens’ group’s campaign to expose government officials who spend public funds on their mistresses, more than 500 tips came in to its hotline.
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Racing Through the Pineapple Fields They’re speeding through the tight, twisting trails of a pineapple field, brakes squealing as they hit a turn, kicking up clouds of dust as they accelerate downhill. Someone’s account of a late night, four wheel drive adventure? No, it’s just the Pauwela Off-Road Duathlon, which was held Sunday, October 5. This event was the race’s fourth, organized as always by the Maui Multi Sports Club. The race wound downhill through the pineapple fields below the Haiku Community Center. The race’s start line— and finish line, actually—sat on the cliffs overlooking the deep blue Pacific Ocean. For many of the local racers, including the top finishers, the event served as a tune-up and checkout for the upcoming Xterra Off Road Triathlon World Championships, to be held later this month on a very tough course through Wailea and Makena. For others it was just a fun, active and challenging way to spend a Sunday morning. Maui’s multi-sport community is diverse, bringing out athletes who spend their workweek in a variety of disparate ways. There is Kainoa Guerin, who spends much of his day in high school and Donnie McGean who manages to fit his training time in while running Hawaiian Moons, his Kihei-based health food store. Jerry Stowe, who also serves as the race director for the King’s Trail Triathlon, telecommutes to his job with software company Intuit. Somehow he finds time to train and keep himself in
shape, as does Marianne Loach, who moonlights as a nurse at Maui Memorial. More than one of her medical colleagues have already deemed her workout and racing activities “kinda crazy.” The duathlon combines running and biking. Sunday’s race was a five-loop affair, beginning with a 3.4 mile run. The course climbs up from the cliffs toward Haiku, where it runs parallel to the Hana Highway before weaving along the edge of the pineapple fields, back down towards the ocean for the end of the first loop. Most of the racers competed as individuals, but a few specialists banded together into teams, with some members dedicated to the two run legs while others hopped on their bikes and took on the middle portion of the race. It was during those three mountain bike legs that it really seemed to get hot. I mean, really hot. The sun was relentless as it climbed overhead, and got worse with each lap. To make matters worse, the course offered virtually no shade for the competitors. At least the trade winds resumed, giving a welcome breeze to the racers as they sped through the fields. Brutal as it was, had the race been held a week earlier when the trades were noticeably absent, it would have been far worse. Comparatively, the downhill portion of the course was ridiculously easy, with only minimal pedaling involved. It was a quick trip back down—but then again, each rider had to do it all over and climb back up again, making a total of just over 10 miles. Once done with the bike section of the course, the by-now extremely dirty racers laced up their running shoes once again for the final
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loop, another 3.4 miles running under the broiling sun. It was during this climb back up toward Hana Highway when a few racers began making a strong push, a few of which passed some of the slower cyclists as they powered uphill, still mired in the event’s middle legs. Despite the unrelenting heat, many of the competitors picked up their pace in an attempt for a quick finish. Huddling under the shelter of small tents at the finish line, the fastest of the fast watched as others finished, some scraped and covered with dirt after taking a spill on the bike. People cheered, gave out awards and gener-
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MAUI or BUST KOKO the ‘Talking’ Gorilla is coming to paradise A little east from Kaanapali, 1,400 feet up the slopes of the West Maui Mountains, is a 70-acre swath of gorgeous ocean-view hillside once part of the vast Maui Land and Pineapple holdings. It will be the home of a very special resident, one who needs lots of research facilities, staff housing and communication centers, to say nothing of tropical jungle and brush. The resident, overdue by a couple years now, is Koko the Gorilla, the greatest American circus act since P.T. Barnum showcased Jumbo the Elephant. Koko, for those who don’t read National Geographic or watch PBS or late night talk shows, is—as her handlers like to say—the “world’s most famous ape.” Her claim to fame is that she supposedly communicates with American Sign Language (ASL). She knows and uses over a thousand words, say her handlers at the San Francisco-based Gorilla Foundation. But right now she’s living in a tiny Bay Area gorilla preserve. The Foundation wants Koko in a new $10 million gorilla sanctuary on Maui because “the tropical climate of the site is similar to the natural habitat of the endangered gorillas of central Africa.” Since one of the key Foundation Board members is Mary Cameron Sanford, who is also a trustee of the Maui Land and Pineapple fortunes, finding land in West Maui was no big deal. The problem is that no one’s certain when the Wonder Gorilla will actually move here. The Foundation failed to raise enough money to meet its 2002 projected opening date, and has yet to construct even a single building on the site. “There’s not a whole lot to report,” said Lorraine Slater, the Foundation’s development
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director. “We’re in the quiet phase of our capital campaign. Our goal is to raise an additional $3 million. We’re not ready to be definitive, but we’ll have some updates in three to four weeks. But have no fear—the Foundation insists that Koko will soon be here. “This refuge will provide a climatologically suitable home for Koko, her 20-year-old male gorilla partner Ndume and their potential offspring,” said a press release sent out by Koko’s handlers celebrating the gorilla’s 31st birthday last year. “In the future, it is also envisioned that other apes in need of a safe haven may find a home there.” While it’s true that the Foundation raises awareness around the world for the plight of endangered African gorillas, it’s also true that the whole Koko story is basically just bad theater. Gorillas, apes, chimpanzees and any other non-human animals can’t use language. They don’t use it in the wild and can’t learn it. Not now, not ever. A gorilla speaking a language would be as stupefying as a man getting airborne by flapping his arms. What’s amazing about the Koko-can-speak story is that it’s so old. Scientists and linguistics experts have been criticizing Koko’s handlers for over 20 years in scientific journals and books, yet the damned ape keeps appearing on the Tonight Show and Nature and all these magazines and fawning newspaper articles and, of course, that crazy AOL online Chat thing a few years ago. But why should something so insignificant as scientific evidence get in the way of a good show? Koko likes kittens! Koko likes people! Koko likes to paint! Koko can talk! She can— really, she can! Talk, talk, talk!
By Anthony Pignataro It would have been more dramatic if humanity had found Koko roaming some African jungle, shaking her fists at the other stupid, stupid gorillas for not listening to her, but that’s a bit too much to ask. In fact, Koko has never been to Africa. Instead, Koko was born on the Fourth of July, 1971, in the San Francisco Zoo. The zookeepers named her Hanabi-Ko, which is Japanese for “Fireworks Child.” Later nicknamed Koko, the gorilla almost immediately fell ill. It was while recuperating that Koko first attracted the attention of a young, wideeyed Stanford University graduate student named Francine G. “Penny” Patterson, then at the zoo researching developmental psychology. Within a year, Patterson began teaching Koko American Sign Language (ASL). In 1981, Patterson recounted her unique, often ambiguous experiences with Koko in the book The Education of Koko. “A visitor recently stopped by to see Koko,” wrote Patterson in the beginning of the first chapter. “On greeting the 180-pound gorilla, the visitor pointed to her and then made a small circle with her open hand in the air in front of her own face, signing You’re pretty. Koko digested this comment for a moment and then stroked her finger across her nose; her reply meant false or fake.” Patterson’s decision to lead her book with such a strange anecdote—the good doctor admits in the next paragraph that she really didn’t know what Koko was doing—is striking. For the rest of “Project Koko,” as she came to calling her work with the gorilla, Patterson has faced criticism ridicule from virtually the entire linguistic community—namely, that Koko can’t communicate and Patterson simply reads too much into the gorilla’s gestures. But that hasn’t stopped her or the Foundation from making extraordinary claims about their gorilla: “Koko has a working vocabulary of over 1000 signs,” states a Foundation release. “Koko understands approximately 2000 words of spoken English. Koko initiates the majority of conversations with her human companions and typically constructs statements averaging three to six words. Koko has a tested IQ of between 70 and 95 on a human scale, where 100 is considered ‘normal.’” Today, Koko stands five feet tall and weighs about 300 pounds. She is enormously popular around the world. There was the Sept. 22, 2000 Honolulu Star-Bulletin story titled “Crazy ‘bout Koko,” which predicted Koko would be in Maui by 2002. There was that big article on Koko and Patterson in Biography Magazine four years ago, and the big PBS/Nature show “A Conversation with Koko” that same year. There was the photo of Koko cuddling a kitten that appeared in National Geographic some years back. In 1979, Michael Crichton expanded the Koko story considerably into his novel Congo, which was later adapted into a dreadful 1995 movie staring Laura Linney and Tim Curry. And it’s not just pop culture that latched onto Koko the Talking Ape. Even the late science writer and astronomer Carl Sagan—who
used to trumpet the mantra “Extraordinary Claims Require Extraordinary Evidence”—fell under Koko’s spell. “It does not appear to me out of the question that, after a few generations in such a verbal chimpanzee community, there might emerge the memoirs of the natural history and mental life of a chimpanzee, published in English or Japanese,” wrote Sagan in his 1979 book The Dragons of Eden. Thirteen years later, Sagan went a step further, writing in Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors that linguists like Thomas Sebeok and Noam Chomsky—top men in the field of language—“merely asserted that apes cannot use language, and then dismissed evidence to the contrary because it contradicted their assumption.” In any case, all that publicity translated into big bucks for the Koko Foundation. Tax records show the Foundation took in an astonishing $2.07 million in 2001. The vast majority of the money came in the form of tax-deductible contributions, but there was also $73,196 brought in from the sales of Koko items: books, videos, CDs, plush toys, glossy photos, earrings, charms, necklaces and limited edition digital reproductions of Koko’s paintings—recently price-slashed from $475 to a bargain $350. Indeed, late 2002 was a hot time for anyone wanting to get a Koko knickknack. Sept. 28 saw a sale of Koko’s original paintings at a Lakewood, New Jersey theater. A couple weeks later, the Foundation released Fine Animal Gorilla, a CD of music about Koko, using some of her words as lyrics. At the same time, the Gold Dragon Gallery in Tampa, Florida began selling prints of Koko. “Royalties and sales of photos of the organization’s gorillas, books about them, and stuffed toys and other items representing them directly further the public’s appreciation and understanding of gorillas,” declares the Foundation in its tax records. The view that Koko can’t use language comes from academia’s most respected linguists. Koko is just conditioned to make hand gestures to get treats, they say, which handlers like Patterson interpret as ASL. Basically, Patterson is seeing what she wants to see. Here are a few of academia’s best assessments of Koko’s linguistic skills:
• “If a gorilla makes a gesture, the trainers see a positive response that they were looking for.” Jim Swanson, Professor of Linguistics, Dakota State University • “[H]uman language… is outside of the capacities of other species.” Noam Chomsky, linguist, Massachusetts Institute of Technology • “[N]onsense.” the late Thomas Seboek, Professor Emeritus of Linguistics, University of Indiana Then there is Steven Pinker. One of the foremost experts on language in the world, Pinker is currently the Johnstone Family Professor of
Psychology at Harvard University. He’s written nine books on language, 54 scientific journal articles, 34 book chapters, 36 popular press articles and 14 book reviews. His resume runs 13 pages and includes dozens of grants, academic positions and awards. In 1994, Pinker took on Patterson and other chimp-can-talk researchers with The Language Instinct, a large but accessible book outlining his view that language evolved in humans just like any other body part. “Language is obviously as different from other animals’ communication systems as the
tion before its members can display a useful skill, like some bird that could not fly until given a human education, is far from humble!” The Foundation’s official line is that any criticism of Koko is “dated”—“rehashed” in the press from time to time, but made irrelevant by recent progress. Nevermind that none of the above-cited professors and researchers ever backed away from their views. But more importantly, the best, most recent illustration of Koko’s complete lack of language skills comes from Koko herself.
OVER TWO DECADES OF SIGN LANGUAGE INSTRUCTION BEHIND HER, AND THE MOST COMPLEX “SENTENCE” KOKO COULD STRING TOGETHER WAS “THAT FINE EAT KNOW GIVE ME.” elephant’s trunk is different from other animals’ nostrils,” wrote Pinker, who also pointed out that Patterson and the Gorilla Foundation “have distanced themselves from the community of scientific discourse for over a decade. “[T]he apes did not ‘learn American Sign Language,’” Pinker added. “This preposterous claim is based on the myth that ASL is a crude system of pantomimes and gestures rather than a full language with complex phonology, morphology and syntax. In fact, the apes had not learned any true ASL signs.” No one really knows how or why language began. There’s evidence that it traces back to four million year-old Australopithecus Man, but scientists aren’t certain. Natural selection seems the best engine for the development of language over the millennia, but again, there is uncertainty. What is certain, says Pinker, is that all the available research points to language being a uniquely human trait. We use language because we have language centers wired into our brains, the same way birds fly because they have wings. It’s why humans are the only animals that use language in their natural habitats. Remember that language is incredibly complex. Language requires grammar, syntax, inflections, roots, stems and auxiliaries. Take away those precise rules, and all you’ve got are grunts or gestures endlessly repeated—pretty much how animals other than humans communicate. Of course, this analysis doesn’t mix at all with the well-meaning but terribly misguided attempts to minimize humanity’s uniqueness in nature. In fact, as Pinker has written, such attempts are actually the epitome of arrogance. “What an irony it is that the supposed attempt to bring Homo sapiens down a few notches in the natural order has taken the form of us humans hectoring another species into emulating our instinctive form of communication, or some artificial form we have invented, as if that were the measure of biological worth,” wrote Pinker in The Language Instinct. “In fact, the idea that some species need our interven-
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On April 28, 1998—a month before Matt Nisbet wrote a critical piece on Koko for the Amherst, New York-based Committee for the Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal—Koko and Patterson participated in an “historic” AOL online chat. It was the fifthmost popular chat in AOL’s history—less popular than Michael Jordan, but ahead of Howard Stern. As you read the following excerpts, keep in mind that all this was done at Patterson’s insistence and, when it occurred, Koko supposedly had 25 years of ASL instruction:
“herself” has taught “lips,” perhaps. So there are a couple interpretations there. A “couple interpretations?” To a yes or no question? The whole chat went on like that. No grammar, no syntax, no conversation at all—just words used and misused with agonizing repetition—assuming, of course, that Koko was actually signing. At no time did the gorilla ever initiate a discussion. Over two decades of sign language instruction behind her, and the most complex “sentence” Koko could string together was “That fine eat know give me.” Of course, the chat’s real theatrics came from Patterson, as she constantly jumped in with her explanations of Koko’s gibberish. Incredibly, at one point the AOL attendant actually claimed Koko is probably smarter than humans. “Exactly!” said Patterson. “She has learned our language but we haven’t learned hers.” On Oct. 12, 2000, Hawaiian priests using traditional digging sticks performed a “ground blessing” ceremony on the land that will house the Allan G. Sanford Preserve. The “gorillacentric” sanctuary is named for the late son of Mary Cameron Sanford, who is a Gorilla Foundation board member and director emeritus of the Maui Land and Pineapple
Patterson: Koko, are you going to have a baby in the future? Koko: Koko love eat… sip. Question: Do you like to chat with people? Koko: Fine nipple. Patterson: Nipple rhymes with people, she doesn’t sign people per se, she was trying to do a “sounds like…”
Co., which is leasing the land to the Foundation for $138,000 a year. Of course, the preserve will be off-limits to the general public—Koko doesn’t like visitors, Patterson has said. But the special Visitors Center will be open for business. And that means even more tourist bucks coming our way. “Koko will become very important to the Aloha State,” one Foundation press release quoted Hawaii State Senator and Gorilla Foundation board member Avery B. Chumbley as saying. “Maui is proud this important Sanctuary for gorillas will be located here, and a virtual visit with Koko at the planned high-tech Visitor Center will certainly be another compelling reason for people from around the world to visit Maui.” When it opens, of course. Phase One, which includes a half-acre gorilla habitat, a staff building, two small buildings capable of housing three gorilla families each, a quarantine enclosure and a “communication pagoda” to “facilitate interspecies communication research and provide video feed to the Visitor Center,” is still under construction. Phase Two, which could take an additional five years to finish, will add more enclosures, buildings and communication pagodas. “Funding is the primary issue,” said Lance Weisal, managing director of Sterling Development Services. For a few months in late 2002, Weisal managed construction of the sanctuary—a job he said his company did without compensation because the Foundation “is such a great organization. “They did start construction,” he said. “They poured the foundation for the first half-acre enclosures. They’ve done all the grading and utilities installation. They’ve made a lot of progress in terms of infrastructure. They just have to hunker down and raise money.” If the slowness of the move has pissed off Koko, she hasn’t said anything.
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Question: What are the names of your kittens? Koko: Candy give me. Patterson: Would you like to go to Hawaii? Koko: Look. Patterson: Have you taught other gorillas to sign? Koko: Myself lip. Patterson: She taught herself. That’s really true, too. That’s very good and I think what part of that answer might be is that she’s taught us. In other words, “myself lip” was her answer and “lip” is her word for woman. So
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night. The mac-nut encrusted Big Island Goat Cheese, served warm with a mango salsa, chili crostini and—once again—the sweet soy glaze, wasn’t bad, either. Besides nightly specials, Tommy Bahama’s offers fish, chicken, pork, pasta, ribs, as well as shrimp and scallops—each under the disguise of some catchy tropical name. Craving a steak, I opted for the Island Cowboy, cooked medium rare over spinach and garlic mashed potatoes. No complaints here—the fillet was tender and filling. Bartender Sarah wouldn’t let me leave without trying a dessert. So I got the Piña Colada Cake. It’s a moist vanilla layer cake with Myers Dark Rum and chopped pineapple, covered with white chocolate mousse, toasted coconut, and served with a mango sauce. It did me right, as did she with her honest-to-a-fault suggestions. If you want a straight answer about what to order, she’s the one. She explained that Tommy Bahama’s “rivals some of the fancier spots on the island without the stuffy atmosphere” and that the chain was founded under the slogan “Relax.” The food was good, but a place like this is more than simply cuisine. The restaurant features live music nightly and has outdoor patio seating with panoramic views of Kaho’olawe, Molokini and Lanai. Play it right guys, and you can watch Sportscenter on one of two screens at the bar while your date enjoys a spectacular sunset. Of course, the full Tommy Bahama’s experience wouldn’t be complete without a pit stop to the bathroom. Take your time—it’s one of the finest around. Yeah, my cover was blown. After you live here a while it’s hard to get away with playing tourist. So as the doctor’s conversation drifted towards the lofty topic of cow tipping, I quietly made my exit. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café is located in the Shops at Wailea. Open daily from 11 a.m. until 11 p.m., with live guitar from 6 to 10 p.m. Call 875-9983. MTW
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Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. Cool, quaint bar with margaritas aplenty. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. Call for buffet schedule. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului. 877-0051 Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and Ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also offer catering services. 1900 Main St., Wailuku. 244-7888 Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte. Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. MonSat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch takeout, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St.
242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>
SOUTH MAUI Antonio’s - Homemade Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 875-8800 Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - International local foods at reasonable prices. Breakfast begins at 6 a.m., lunch served until 3 p.m. Fish, salads, katsu, kalua pork, shoyu chicken, local-style plates. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat; 7 a.m.-4 p.m. Sun. Off Ohukai by Tesoro gas station, 874-8600. BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1 a.m. Live entertainment and dancing 10 p.m. ‘til 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., #314. 874-9299 Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet or hang out in the classy atmosphere of the bar. Open for lunch and dinner. Lower level of Ma’alaea Harbor Village. 244-8844 Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 879-4799 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken catsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also
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DININGLISTINGS have a location in Kahului. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., #A107. 875-7782 DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. Eight pool tables. 2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-woodburning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 1279 So. Kihei Rd. 874-8226 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken, and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean
Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 8748000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983
UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd. 878-6874 Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-8770
Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453. Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile. 572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 La Provence - French style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wednesday through Sunday, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd. 878-1313. Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun. thru Thu. - 6 a.m. to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 579-6009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily specials. 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia.
579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–8030 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808 SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring pupus, salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Plus, a yummy caramel toffee apple dip! Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-8742 Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku. 575-5320
WEST MAUI Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more! Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center. 667–0623 The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina 667-9062 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily specials. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St. Lahaina 667-4051 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Overlooking Front Street, with ocean view. 730 Front St. 661-0700. Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and
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DININGLISTINGS traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar - serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna. 667–5117 Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 662-8780 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112. Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621. Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30am! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Live music and DJ dancing weekly. Love All-Serve All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight. Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe
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Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahi mahi, Ono, Shrimp and Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tarter sauces. Yum! Lahaina Wharf Cinema Center. 662-4449 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 669-3539 Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina 661-8558 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 The Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffetstyle rotating menu ranging from “Beakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast”. Special Mimosa and Bloody Mary menus. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua. 669-6200. Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui. 667–2525 Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua 661-8466. Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044
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Serious Wit
Margaret Edsen’s play comes to the Iao Theater Liz Janes-Brown once told director David Johnston that she’d shave her head for him if he’d ever cast her as Vivian in Wit. Now she’s bald and very happy about it. A few years back, she read Margaret Edsen’s Pulitzer Prize-winning play and felt immediately drawn to the main character—an English Literature professor who comes to terms with cancer. At the time, she had no idea she would be facing her own battle with the disease. Having survived breast cancer, Brown draws on personal experience in her portrayal of Vivian Bearing in Wit, which debuts this Friday night at the Iao Theater. Brown’s character is an intellectual who relies on reason and wit to carry her through life. When she is diagnosed with ovarian cancer, she begins to question everything she has ever believed about herself and the universe. Vivian is a scholar who specializes in the Holy Sonnets of John Donne. But she examines the poet’s work with a new lens once she realizes that her wit and clinical distance won’t help her grapple with the big questions which come with a lifethreatening illness. In a flashback, Vivian’s mentor, played by Katherine Hartwig Dahl, suggests she read Donne’s poetry for the passion it embodies, rather than its technical brilliance. This conversation becomes a metaphor for the character’s struggle to grow out of her intellectual shell to become a fully feeling human being. “Anyone who’s ever gone through an illness or lost anyone will relate to this,” Johnston said. “But it’s really about the struggle between the mind and the heart.” Although the subject is heady, the play is filled with humor and, ultimately, a lifeaffirming message that leaves audience
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tudes of the medical staff assigned to her case. Paul Janes-Brown, Liz’s husband, plays Vivian’s attending physician. Both Paul and Liz are also columnists for the Maui News. They met when they were working together in Company here on Maui a few years ago and have since shared the stage a number of times. “We love working together,” Janes-Brown said. “Otherwise we’d never see each other!” The cast also includes Nicholas Vaky in the role of the young upstart Dr. Jason Posner and Karen Stavash as the compassionate nurse Susie Monahan. It’s Nurse Monahan who serves as a model of simplicity and kindness for Vivian. As the relationship between the two women grows, Vivian finds her detached, composed persona breaking away piece-by-piece. Both Janes-Brown and Margaret Edsen’s play gained wide media attention in 2001 when it was adapted for HBO with Academy Award winner Emma Thompson in the leading role and Mike Nichols directing. Janes-Brown and Johnston hope to draw crowds to the theater during the play’s threeweekend run to experience the power of serious drama. They feel strongly that dramatic theater has a place here on Maui and that the genre offers more than mere entertainment. “If it teaches you something, that’s much more valuable,” said Janes-Brown. Wit opens Maui Onstage’s 2003-2004 season at the Iao Theater on Friday, Oct. 10 and runs weekends through Oct. 26. Fri., Sat. at 7:30 p.m., Sundays at 5 p.m. Advance tickets are $18 for adults, $16 for seniors over 65 and students. Tickets available at If the Shoe Fits at 14 Market Street, Wailuku, at www.mauionstage.com. Reservations can be made for will call tickets the night of the show for $20, $18 seniors/students. Call 242-6969 to reserve tickets or for show information. MTW
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Quentin Tarantino Reinvents Cinema Once Again Quentin Tarantino’s long awaited fourth film finds the pop culture carnivore reinvigorating cinema a second time over with a single-plot-trajectory revenge movie utilizing samurai sword action with a shifting score of infectious guitar driven music to create a gloriously visual movie unlike anything you’ve ever seen. Martial arts choreographer Yuen Wo-ping (The Matrix, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) guides Tarantino’s impressive fight sequences that appoint the “Bride’s” (Uma Thurman) nonstop bloodletting battles after she awakens from a coma due to a wedding day assassination attempt by a group of executioners called the “DiVas”—Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. With references to Hong Kong’s Shaw Brothers films (see Fists of Fury), Spaghetti Westerns, Anime and Japanese director Kinji Fukasaku (see Battle Royale), Tarantino has created a fresh hybrid of cinematic spectacle with the prodigious aid of cinematographer Robert Richardson (Platoon) and editor Sally Menke (Reservoir Dogs).
Kill Bill ★★★★★ Of the mixed bag of world cinema references that QT manipulates, it’s the yellow tracksuit from Bruce Lee’s last movie Game of Death that makes the most broadly sweeping statement. On the body of Uma Thurman, the iconic black striped yellow suit is a bellbottomed two-piece uniform with a padded leather top that’s more of a jacket than a shirt. In matching yellow-andblack Tiger tennis shoes “The Bride” is a living breathing martial arts machine whose prowess with a samurai sword is introduced by her decision to purchase her weapon from Hattori Hanzo (Sonny Chiba—The Streetfighter) the finest maker of swords with the strongest steel and sharpest blades. This detailed information is significant for the fetishistic way QT conveys details of character within specifically chosen boundaries of physical reality. There’s never a question about how Thurman’s Caucasian character learned to be a martial arts master because she is so clearly a highly trained ethical assassin who lives only to take revenge. The film’s opening knife fight between Thurman and Vivica Fox (as an assassin named “Copperhead”) is a signature QT sequence of kitchen bound violence wherein the presence of a child and a box of exploding cereal expand the subtext of the super action onscreen. “Super Action” is an uncommon phrase in describing movies made since 1980. But just as horror is making a comeback as a humorless genre of corporeal fear (see the upcoming Texas Chainsaw Massacre),
Hello Nurse! Kill Bill ramps up the interaction between music and action in the same way Stanley Kubrick used classical melodies to extend out the atmosphere of his films. What’s different here is that QT will cannily change tunes mid-action to alter the tempo and rhythm of an action sequence, thereby giving the viewer a growing sense of the wild onscreen movement as it affects the characters in real time. QT’s use of Quincy Jones’ theme song for the ‘70s TV show Ironside rounds out the film as the Bride’s theme song. Blood-spurting stumps are prevalent images in Kill Bill and their introduction into the movie by way of a gory Japanese Anime cartoon sequence sets a properly cheerful tone for the torrents of blood that rain down in the latter half of the film. Kill Bill’s violence has a capitol “I” for irony and draws significantly on its meticulously appointed sets for preserving a deliciously visual splendor to the fast twitch sword play that sends heads and limbs flying a go-go. Much is being made over Miramax co-chairman Harvey Weinstein’s decision to split Kill Bill into two installments in an attempt to recoup the money that the film went over budget. Miramax is defending the decision by saying that this precedent of releasing epic dramas in installments has been a common practice in Europe and Asia for decades. Yet Kill Bill is not an “epic drama.” Audiences returning to theaters in February of 2004 for Kill Bill-Vol. 2 will likely still want to see both films back to back for continuity sake but will presumably have to pay double for that luxury. Studios have long frowned on movies that run over two hours because of the reduced number of daily screenings theaters can have. Nonetheless, it’s apparent that Kill Bill was intended to be a single lengthy action film and not an episodic series. It’s insulting to audiences to have to pay twice to see a movie because it went double over budget in production. Miramax should give free tickets to Kill Bill-Vol.2 to audiences who pay to see Vol. 1 now instead of milking movie fans who don’t deserve such disrespectful treatment. Rated R 103 mins. MTW
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MOVIECAPSULES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CAFÉ & CINEMA Wednesday, October 15 The Holy Land 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater This Grand Jury Prize for Best Narrative Feature at the 2002 Slamdance International Film Festival is the story of doomed, passionate love and coming of age in troubled times. The Holy Land explores the underbelly of real life in Jerusalem after the sun goes down and the tourists and Orthodox families go to sleep. "The film, like the beleaguered country it depicts, has a raw yet tender vitality" (LA Weekly). A "Masterly coming-ofage drama" (NY Daily News) that has "strong emotional power" (Christian Science Monitor) and that turns the "search for divinity into an act of liberation" (Dallas Observer). Not Rated. 96 min. In Hebrew, Arabic and Russian (with English subtitles). Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.
New This Week GOOD BOY - (PG) - Comedy - A twelve-year-old boy gets a special surprise when he discovers that his newly adopted dog can not only talk, but is actually an interplanetary scout from the Dog Star Sirius. HOUSE OF THE DEAD - (R) - Horror - When a group of friends charter a boat to an island party, they soon discover that an unspeakable evil has been anticipating their arrival. Nightmarish horrors from beyond the grave lurk behind every sound and shadow, each waiting for their chance to pounce on the living and bring them into the swelling legions of the damned. The only place that offers the survivors any hope of sanctuary is the dilapidated, foreboding
structure that resides at the very heart of the island... the "House of the Dead." INTOLERABLE CRUELTY - (R) - Romantic Comedy - A successful divorce attorney (George Clooney) meets his match in a much-divorced woman (Catherine Zeta-Jones). KILL BILL: VOLUME 1 - (R) - Action/Thriller - After awakening from a four-year coma, a former assassin (Uma Thurman) seeks revenge on her boss, Bill (David Carradine), and his dangerous squadron (Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah, Vivica A. Fox and Michael Madsen). See Film Critique.
Now Showing COLD CREEK MANOR - (R) - Thriller - A family relocates from the city to the country. They soon discover their dream home is more of a nightmare as the previous owner returns from prison to reclaim his home. Stars Dennis Quaid, Sharon Stone, Stephen Dorff, Juliette Lewis and Christopher Plummer. DICKIE ROBERTS: FORMER CHILD STAR - (PG13) - Comedy - Dickie Roberts (David Spade) was a TV child star of the ‘70s who is now 35 and parking cars. He is offered a film role to revive his career but it means he has to hire a family to help him discover what growing up as an average, everyday kid is all about. DUPLEX - (PG13) - Comedy - A young couple (Drew Barrymore and Ben Stiller) in New York plot to kill their pesky neighbor. THE FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS - (PG13) - Musical Comedy - A high-powered business man has to organize a gospel choir in order to claim his inheritance. Stars Cuba Goodin Jr., Mike Epps and Beyonce Knowles. FREAKY FRIDAY - (PG) - Comedy - A tomboy teenage girl, Annabel (Lindsay Lohan), and her widowed mother, Ellen (Jamie Lee Curtis), who are always arguing with each other, simultaneously wish they could be someone else, they somehow exchange bodies, as they both learn (or in the mother's case, remembers) what it's like to be
in the other person's situation. MATCHSTICK MEN - (PG13) - Comedy - Phobiaaddled con artist Roy (Nicholas Cage) and his protege Frank (Sam Rockwell) are on the verge of pulling off a lucrative swindle when the unexpected arrival of Roy’s teenage daughter Angela (Alison Lohman) disrupts his carefully-ordered life and jeopardizes his high-risk scam. ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO - (R) - Action - El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas) continues in this Desperado trilogy as he trails Barrillo (Willem Dafoe), a cartel kingpin who is planning an evil scheme against the president of Mexico. El Mariachi demands retribution and the adventure begins against a backdrop of revolution, greed and revenge. Also stars Johnny Depp and Salma Hayek. OUT OF TIME - (PG13) - Romantic Thriller - A police chief (Denzel Washington) is betrayed by the woman he loves and must resolve the mistakes he made in the line of duty before he runs out of time... PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Keira Knightley) of a governor (Jonathan Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Geoffrey Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death... THE RUNDOWN - (PG13) - Action Comedy - When the son of an underworld kingpin disappears while searching for a priceless artifact, an expert is sent in. The two then join forces to fight the evil head of a gold-mining corporation who is after the same treasure. Stars The Rock, Seann William Scott, Christopher Walken and Rosario Dawson. SCHOOL OF ROCK - (PG13) - Comedy - Jack Black stars as a rock guitarist who takes a job as a 4th grade substitute teacher in order to recruit a nine-year-old prodigy into his band, so that they may win a contest and solve his financial problems. SECONDHAND LIONS - (PG) - Drama - A timid teen (Haley Joel Osment) is forced to spend a summer with his eccentric and wealthy uncles (Michael Caine and Robert Duvall), who have mysterious and dangerous pasts. Also stars Kyra Sedgwick. STEP INTO LIQUID - (NR) - Documentary - A profile of surfers and surfing locations all over the world, including the monstrous waves of Oahu's North Shore, the Gulf shores of Texas (where waves are created by oil supertankers), the ice-cold waters of Ireland, Santa Cruz, Costa Rica, the Cortez Banks, Da Nang in Vietnam, the tiny waves of Lake Michigan in Wisconsin and the tropics of Rapa Nui. UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy - An American lawyer (DianeLane) gives up life in the fast lane in order to rebuild her life--and new home-in the countryside of Italy. UNDERWORLD - (R) - Action/Romance/Horror - Set in the secret nocturnal and supernatural world of vampires and werewolves, a story about a female vampire warrior who develops a romance with a peace-loving human in the midst of two groups that have been at war for centuries. Stars Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman.
MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theatre, 572-3456 The Holy Land - Not Rated - Wednesday 5, 7:30pm
MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ Dickie Roberts - PG13 - Th only (12:30, 2:50, 5:15), 7:35, 9:55 Freaky Friday - PG - Th (12:40, 2:55, 5:10), 7:25, Fr, MW (1:20, 4:10), Sa-Su (1:20), 4:10 Good Boy - PG - Fr, M-W (12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:10, 5, 5:20), 7:15, 7:30, 9:20, 9:40, Sa-Su (12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:10), 5, 5:20, 7:15, 7:30, 9:20, 9:40 Kill Bill - R - Fr, M-W (1, 1:30, 4, 4:30), 7, 7:15, 9:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (1, 1:30), 4, 4:30, 7, 7:15, 9:30, 9:50 Matchstick Men - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:30), 7:15, 9:50, Fr-W (1:30), 9:25 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th (12:30, 3:30), 6:45, 9:45, Fr-W (12:35, 3:30), 6:40, 9:35 The Rundown - PG13 - Th (12:30, 1, 1:15, 2:50, 4:15, 4:30, 5:10), 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, 10, Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:50, 4:30, 5:10), 7:10, 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:50), 4:30, 5:10, 7:10, 7:30, 10 School of Rock - PG13 - Th (12:45, 1:15, 3:30, 4), 7, 7:30, 9:30, 10, Fr, M-W (12:45, 1:15, 3:30, 4), 7, 7:15, 9:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:45, 1:15, 3:30), 4, 7, 7:15, 9:30, 9:45 Step Into Liquid - NR - Th only 9:40 Under the Tuscan Sun - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:45 Underworld - R - Th (12:45, 1:15, 3:45, 4:15), 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10, Fr, M-W (12:45, 3:45), 6:45, 7, 9:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:45), 3:45, 6:45, 7, 9:30, 9:45
KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Duplex - PG13 - Th only (1, 3:15), 5:20, 7:35, 9:40 Fighting Temptations - PG13 - Th only (1:15), 4:15, 7:05, 9:45 House Of The Dead - R - Fr-Tu (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Intolerable Cruelty - PG13 - Fr-Tu (12:45, 1:30, 3, 3:45), 5:15, 6:45, 7:30, 9, 9:50 Once Upon A Time In Mexico - R - Th (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30, Fr-Tu (1:15), 7 Out Of Time - PG13 - Th (12:30, 1:15, 3), 4:15, 5:15, 7, 7:35, 9:30, 9:55, Fr-Tu (12:30, 3), 4:15, 5:15, 7:35, 9:15, 9:55 Secondhand Lions - PG - Th (1), 4:45, 7:15, 9:45, Fr-Tu (1), 4:45, 7:15, 9:45
KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Cold Creek Manor - R - Th only (1), 4:30, 7:30 Intolerable Cruelty - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 10:15, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 8 Kill Bill - R - Fr-Sa (1), 4;15, 7, 9:30, Su-W (1), 4:30, 7:45 Out Of Time - Th (1:15), 5:15, 8:15, Fr-Sa (1:45), 5, 7:45, 10, Su-W (1:45), 5:15, 8:30 The Rundown - PG13 - Th only (1:45), 5, 8 School Of Rock - PG13 - Th (1:30), 4:45, 7:45, Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:45, Su-W (1:15), 5, 8:15
FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Duplex - PG13 - Th only (4:30), 7:30, 9:45 Intolerable Cruelty - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:30, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45 Kill Bill - R - Fr, M-W (4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (1, 4), 7, 9:30 Out Of Time - PG13 - Th (4), 7, 9:55, Fr, M-W (4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45 The Rundown - PG13 - Th (4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:45, 4:30), 7:30, 9:55 Step Into Liquid - NR - Th only (4:30), 7:15, 9:30
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Good Boy - Fr, M-W (1:15, 4), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:15), 4, 7, 9:15 School Of Rock - Th (1:45, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:15), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (11, 1:45), 4:15, 7:30, 9:45 Secondhand Lions - PG - Th (1:30, 4), 7, 9:30, Fr, M-W (1:30, 4:30), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (11, 1:30), 4:30, 7:15, 9:30 Underworld - R - Th only (2, 4:45), 7:30, 9:55
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Ahhh... Live reggae, a little sunshine and cool tropical breezes... This weekend features the lively music of reggae superstar Lucky Dube outside and on the grass (so to speak) at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center in Wailuku. Enjoy!
good that came out of sexism Friday, 6 p.m. at the Wailea Marriott
Aloha Festivals’ Falsetto Concert and competition, hosted by the legendary Ho’opi’i Brothers. Maui’s finest amateur vocalists will perform live as contestants belt out their best high-register falsetto— a vocal art form that dates back to when Hawaiian women were forbidden to sing publicly. The winner will go on to compete for a recording contract with Hula Records! For more info about Aloha Festival events, call 800-852-7690.
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The Hui often features visiting artists who share their particular experiences and creative visions with Maui. This week, they are happy to have San Francisco artist Jeff King, who works with the Zen notion of “first thought best thought.” He says: “I am engaged by the contrast between the physical nature of an object and the ephemeral nature of an image. I incorporate chance into my working process as a way to diffuse the intellect and to open myself to moments of discovery. Because of this I rarely have a preconceived notion of a finished work. While working I try to stay attuned to any incidentals in the process - such as a cutoff that warps and twists as it dries; or the bits of sawdust that fall onto the printing block creating an image reminiscent of stars. At these moments everything is potent and new and something is revealed which is larger than myself. I am most successful at these moments, as it is my interest to make art about transcendence.”
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Steely Dan - Friday. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducted band that blends jazz, rock and R&B. Tickets $51-76. 7 p.m., MACC, 242-7469. Lucky Dube - Saturday. Reggae superstar. Tickets: $19.50. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.
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Dance Hall Crashers - Oct. 17. All ages show. Tickets go on sale Sat. Sept. 13: $18.50. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, 1-877-750-4400. 3rd Annual Maui Music Fest - Oct. 18. Montessori School of maui benefit with Willie Nelson & Friends, The Planetary Bandits, Los Lonely Boys, Willie K, Amy Hanialii Gilliom, Gail Swanson, Gypsy Pacific and Vince Esquire. Tickets: $45, 35, 1/2 price for children 11 years & under. 4 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Ashanti - Oct. 30. Hip-Hop and R&B princess. Tickets: $39.50. 7 p.m., Blaisdell Arena, Oahu, 1-877750-4400. Reel Big Fish - Nov. 12. With The Matches. All ages welcome. Tickets: $17.50. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, 1-877-750-4400.
EVENTS
Coral Reef Information Station - Free reef info at Ulua Beach in Wailea on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, and at Kahekili Park (Airport Beach) in Kaanapali on Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays; all from 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Take part in a FREE guided reef tour led by experienced naturalist at 9 a.m. at Ulua and 10 a.m. at Kahekili. Bring snorkel equipment. 249-8811.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10 Aloha Festivals’ Maui Royal Court - 2 p.m. at The Wharf Cinema Center in Lahaina. Members of the Royal Court will be presented with all the colorful pageantry befitting the Hawaiian Alii of old Hawaii. Also, song and dance on the center stage, as well as arts and crafts. For more info, call 661-8748. Aloha Festivals’ Maui Ho`olaule`a - 6-10 p.m. Hawaiian crafters, food booths and entertainment. For more info, call 800-852-7690. Aloha Festivals’ Falsetto Concert - 6 p.m. A contest that brings together Maui’s finest amateur falsetto performers. For more info, call 800-852-7690.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11 Best of Makahiki Festival & Luau - 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Free! Aloha Festivals Royal Court, Makahiki games, Hawaiian music and hula, local arts & crafts and ono food. For info, call 667-0129. Aloha Festivals Hana Opening Ceremonies & Parade - 11a.m. in Hana. Featuring floats designed and built by local high school students and elegant pa’u riders. Also, all day activities, food, games and displays. For info, call 800-852-7690. Aloha Festivals Presents: Best Of Maui, Hawaiian Festival and Makahiki - 11 a.m.-2 p.m. at Kaapanali Beach Hotel, Luau grounds. Entertainment, craft and food booths, makahiki demonstrations. No entry free. Parking is $2 with Aloha Festivals ribbon. For more info, call 878-1888. Oktoberfest - 6-10 p.m. at Whaler's Village, oceanfront on Kaanapali Beach. No one under 21 admitted. Presented by The Rusty Harpoon & Gordon Biersch. For more info, call 661-3123.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 12 Dog Day Afternoon - 12-4 p.m. at Maui Humane Society in Puunene. Dog pampering, concessions for dogs & people and pet products will be available at the event. Call 877-3680 for more info. 7th Annual Hawaii Firefighters Benefit - 4:30 p.m. in the Castle Theater of the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. Featuring the island contemporary sounds of Kapena, with Frankie Moreno and Andy Bumatai. Tickets: $25. For more info, call 242-7469.
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Tue, 6-7:30 p.m. at the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua. George Kahumoku Jr will host a concert series featuring a different Slack Key Guitar Master each week. This week stars Cyril Pahinui. For more info, call 669-3858.
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Evan Schulman, Thu and Tue, 6:30 p.m.; Optimystics, Fri, 7-10 p.m.; Damien, Mon, 6:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Classic rock with JD and Mario, Fri, 3-6 p.m.; JD and Friends, Sat, 4-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Kawika Lum Ho, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, Sat, 7 p.m.; Jonah Livin, Sun, 7 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. Mariachi music on Sunday with Pablo, 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock), Fri; Gene Argell (blues & jazz), Sat; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (classical guitar), Tue; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. unless otherwise noted. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477. Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.
SOUTH MAUI Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.
JASON MRAZ “WAITING FOR MY ROCKET TO COME” You’ll be hearing the hit single “The Remedy/I Won’t Worry” soon if you haven’t already. It’s a great song and the record is a nice mix of jazzy, mostly acoustic songs. Mraz has a cool street musician vibe and a vocal style not unlike Tracy Chapman, yet at times he grooves out and pulls a G-Love kinda thing. Either way is good with me because they both work so well. “The Boy’s Gone” is a smooth, jazzy number that oozes emotion and could easily have been a hit for Sade had she recorded it. “I’ll Do Anything” has a bouncy reggae beat with Mraz displaying impressive vocal range. The young singer/songwriter appears to have the goods to be around for a while. This record is perfect for a beach date with a chick. Mark my words—chicks will dig this guy. I mean, look at Jack Johnson—right now, he’s beatin ‘em off with a stick. I swear, if you can’t get laid with a sunset, bottle of red and this CD, then brother you need some serious help! —Elektra Records [SPIKE FUQUA]
KINGS OF LEON “YOUTH AND YOUNG MANHOOD” The Followill boys (Nathan, Jared, Caleb and Matthew) are three brothers and a cousin from Nashville who offer up some of the most infectious, swampy, goodtime rock and roll since Creedence Clearwater Revival burst out of the bayou! Old Stones or Tom Petty also come to mind when I crank this record. High praise considering the artists mentioned, but these guys write great songs and deliver them with a seasoned ‘70s groove, “California Waiting”, “Spiral Staircase”, “Genius” and the first single “Molly’s Chambers” will instantly have your foot tappin’ under those bell-bottoms—guaranteed. This collection of songs is mixed well and from start to finish is a top-notch exercise in vintage rock and roll. —RCA Records [SPIKE FUQUA]
SEETHER “DISCLAIMER” This South African band, Seether, has that "Seattle sound" down perfect—"grunge" if you will. Though my wife, a rock aficionado and Seattle native, will quickly point out "we didn’t call it grunge, it was everybody else who used that stupid label." Well, I can’t help it, this is grunge, and it’s good! I mean, one minute it’s Pearl Jam then a little Bush—hey look, it’s Gavin Vedder! But seriously, this record has some great songs and they range from the mellow to the all-out heavy riffing of "Fuck It"—damn, that song rocks! "Driven Under" and "Broken" are my favorites and if you like that "Seattle sound" you’ll be as happy as a Starbucks stockholder. Go Sonics! —Wind-Up Records [SPIKE FUQUA]
DJ CHEB I SABBAH “AS FAR AS” The continuous DJ-mixed “As Far As” is the fourth release from San Francisco based musical legend dj Cheb i Sabbah. A departure from his purely Indian based previous releases, dj Cheb i Sabbah’s first DJ-mixed CD is an audio journey to Asia, Arabia and Africa. “As Far As” features rare tracks and remixes from Sabbah himself, as well as tracks from other world music icons. His new album is also a peak at the enigmatic play list for Sabbah’s weekly performance at Nickie’s on Haight St. Ethereal sounds, both live and electronic, give many tracks a haunting, mystical quality. Often trance-like and ambient, the songs on “As Far As” transport the listener to exotic locales. Trippy, upbeat fusions are also here like “Soleil d’Egypte” by Natacha Atlas, “Lahillah Express” by Gnawa Impulse, and the album’s highlight, “Sinikan,” from Guinean star, Sekouba Bambino. —Six Degrees Records [JOE GATTO]
BOBI CÉSPEDES “REZOS” Bobi Céspedes boasts one of the world’s most powerful and distinctive voices. Rezos is her major label debut album, but she has been active in the Bay Area Latin music scene for twenty years with Conjunto Céspedes. Rezos celebrates the centuries old Afro-Cuban tradition of singing and drumming. The ten tunes update the traditional by combining it with funky guitars, jazzy piano and a bit of electronic manipulation. Céspedes was born in Cuba, but immigrated to the U.S. in 1959. She has maintained her roots through music and her calling as a Yoruba priestess. Beautiful chants, “Rezos,” “Obatala,” “Awoyo,” and “Ogun,” to the Orishas, or deities of Yoruba, show the deep spiritual connection present in AfroCuban music. “California” tells the tale of her family’s move to the West Coast and the experiences of the Cuban community there. “Yambu Rock” further funks up the traditional and “Nuevo Milenio” calls for peace and prosperity. —Six Degrees Records [JOE GATTO] MTW
thursday10/9
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1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
CASANOVA
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
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Kilohana, Hawaiian contemporary, No cover, 10pm
The Beat Lounge, DJs Boomshot & Twist, $5, 10pm
Shane the Hawaiian Home Boy, Waena Boyz & FADI, $10, 10pm
Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm
Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am
Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am
Salsa Night $5, 10pm
Wed - Local Jams, No cover, 10pm
COMPADRES BAR & GRILL Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189
COOL CAT CAFÉ
Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 667-0908
843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780
Evan Schulman, No cover, 6:30pm
Mon - Damien, No cover, 6:30-10pm; Tue - Evan Schulman, No cover, 6:30pm Open Mic Night, with Jim (Deviltown) & Joe (Volt), 10pm
Ladies Night, DJ SKinny Guy, Duck Fat Fundraiser w/Hoonua CD Release Party $5, 8pm
HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001
Mon - Mario Favre & Jennifer Weatherly, Retro rock; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa Rodriguez; Wed - Soul Concepts, R & B; All shows 10pm-1am, No cover!
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ERIK’S SEAFOOD & SUSHI
monday10/13 – wednesday10/15
Neto Peraza & Angie Carr, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm
Kanekoa, Fusion/Reggae, $3, 8-11pm
142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453
saturday10/11 sunday10/12
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Teen Night, 6:30pm
Flava Zone, $8, 8pm
Mon - Uncle Willie K, $8, 8pm; Tue - Ultra Fabulous, $5, 8pm; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, DJ Blast, $5, 8pm
8mm Overdose, Khrinj, Entity, $5, 10pm
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL
Tom Cherry Band, No cover, 9pm
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
Randy Reeves, N/C, 5-9pm, TBA, N/C, 9p-12am
Mon - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm
Wild Rose, No cover, 9pm-12am
JACQUE’S
Mon - Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, No cover, 7-10:30pm; Wed - Tom Cherry Band, 8pm
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB
Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm
Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm
36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
John Moore Project, 9:30pm
El Niño, No cover, 5pm
8mm Overdose, Khrinj, Entity DJ Boomshot, No cover, 9:30pm 10pm
KIMO’S
Nuff Sed, No cover, 10pm-midnight
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
Mon - Da Hawaiians, No cover; Tue - Chico & DaKine, No cover; Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover
Karaoke, No cover, 10pm-2am
Mon - Karaoke, No cover, 10pm-2am; Wed - Karaoke, No cover, 10pm-2am
Crazy Fingers, 10pm-midnight
Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm
Vince Esquire & Crossfire, No cover
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Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm
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thursday10/9
friday10/10
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm
LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036 LULU’S
1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
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Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm
Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm
Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm
Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm N/A, $5, 9:30pm Bobby Ingram, Blues & Jazz, No cover, 8pm
Crunch Pups, No cover, 8pm
Vanessa & The Project, No cover, 8pm
NFL Football
Mon - Live NFL Football, 2-6pm; Wed - Maui “Idol”, Karaoke w/Tyrone, No cover, 8-11pm
DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close
Wayne Dunn, No cover, 6-9pm
DJ “Big Daddy” Steve, No cover, 8:30pm-close
Jonah Livin, No cover, 6-9pm
Mon - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 8:30pm; Wed - Anastasia & Voodoo Suns, No cover, 9:30pm
Murray Thorne, No cover, 9pm
Vince Esquire, No cover, 9pm
Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
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DA KINECALENDAR KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007. LuLu’s - Patrick Major, Thu, 4-7 p.m. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.
CENTRAL MAUI Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Ramon’s - Gypsy Pacific, Wed, 7-9 p.m. 2102 Vineyard, Wailuku, 986-8550.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.; Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, Mon, 7-10:30 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - John Moore Project, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. Moana Cafe - Gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI
Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Mon, Wed, Fri and Sun, 6:30 p.m. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun and Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Free nightly hula show and dance music, 6 p.m.; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly. Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kapule Paoa, Sun; Kincaid
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SOUTH MAUI Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue thru Sat; solo guitarist Sun and Mon, 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon thru Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.
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"WIT" - Oct. 10-26, Fri-Sun, at the historic Iao Theater, Wailuku. A "witty" and touching story of a woman's battle with cancer, made more poignant by the recent real-life experience of lead actor Liz Janes-Brown (Maui News columnist), a cancer survivor. Call 2426969 for reservations or info. Maui OnStage Seeks Volunteers - Oct. 10-26, at Iao Theater in Wailuku. For next production, “Wit”. Showtimes are 7:30 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, 5 p.m. on Sundays. For info, call 244-8680. Acting Workshop - Sun, 1-4 p.m. at the old MEO building, 189 Kaahumanu Ave. in Kahului. For adults of all experience levels. Free. For info, call 760-8668.
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Hui No’eau Visiting Artists - Thu, 7 p.m., 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. Join San Francisco based artist Jeff King as he discusses his most recent work and working in the realm of sculpture and printmaking. Free. For more info, call 572-6560. “Art in the Village” - Thu, 6-10 p.m. at Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567. Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - Thu, 8:30 a.m. on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337. Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments, all free and open to the public. Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194. Watercolorists Workshop - Sat-Sun, at 810 Kolu St., Wailuku. Theme: “Mana, the Spirit of Aloha”. $3 members, $5 non-members. For info, call 879-0025. Kloe Kang & Jinja Kim Exhibit - Now through Oct. 12, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., at MACC. Kloe Kang’s semiabstract canvases explore the true meaning of “home”. Jinja Kim works in a variety of media, epresenting her concept of “temporal perspective” where yesterday leaves its marks on today and imagery is inclusive of past and future. For info, call 242-7469. "Old Plantation Days" Art Exhibit - Through Oct. 16., Mon thru Fri, 7:45 a.m.- 4:30 p.m. at Kalana O Maui Building in Wailuku. Free art exhibit featuring the art work of Kaunoa Senior Center's art students. For
info, call 270-7855. Vessel Exhibit - Through Nov. 9, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. at Hui No’eau in Makawao. Various artists in a wide range of media create works based on the concept of their own personal interpretation and creative vision of “the vessel.” For more info, call 572-6560.
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Red Bull King of the Air - Through Sunday at Ho’okipa Beach. Kiteboarding competition with $20,000 prize purse. Fall Classic Tennis Tournament - Sat-Sun, at the Royal Lahaina Tennis Ranch. The event offers divisions in men's and women's singles and doubles in 3.0, 3.5, 4.0, 4.5 and open. For info, call 667-5200. Hana Canoe Club Requests Donations Fundraising for a new canoe. For info, call 879-0007.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 12 Maui Motorcross Association Races - 9 a.m. at Maui Motor Sports Park in Puunene. Races begin at 10 a.m. For more info, call 870-0424. Maui Polo Club Game - 12:30 p.m., one mile above Makawao on Olinda Road. Matches start at 1:30 p.m. Adults: $5, kids under 12 free admission. For info, call 877-7744.
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Oyster Shooters and Fishnets Maui rules. But sometimes I yearn for the nightlife that big cities provide—live music, clubs and people. But if you get creative and keep an open mind, this island has many happy little surprises. On Wednesday, BJ and I perused Lower Main Street for dive treasures. When we walked into the first watering hole, BJ and I were caught yawning—hellooo, we just came from a languid, albeit intelligent, movie. “Cut that out!” says this guy at the bar. “Or would you like a blankie and a pillow?” The patrons roared with laughter. Thus, we were initiated into Idini’s. There were about five men bellied-up and drinking, with Lou Reed’s “Take A Walk On The Wild Side” playing on the jukebox. The bartender—a pretty, young pregnant woman— offered us a beverage immediately. We stared in awe at the specials board, which featured “Any shot of Schnapps for $2” and “FRESH Oyster Shooters with cocktail sauce for a buck!” Debating between the “Cooks Split of Champagne for $4” or the “BIG 24 oz. Coors Lt. For $3.50,” BJ and I settled on a couple of draft beers to get our bearings. The bar and two pool tables quickly filled up. The music resumed with a strange—but epitomic—mix of Foreigner and Metallica, Eminem and Bruce Springsteen. Later, TBB and AC joined us, and we all hightailed it to the next discovery. Looking like a reformed bowling alley on the outside, Tiffany’s was huge, with a long bar, lots of tables and booths, a dance floor and just a few scattered people throughout. Someone was performing a karaoke version of that damn Titanic song, Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On.” So I switched up my docile beer drinking to a stiffer Jack & Coke. While AC and I looked through the gargantuan songbook, TBB and BJ belted out a fine rendition of Grease’s “Summer Nights”—kind of like they’d maybe done it before or something. Last Sunday, Arica, Kirsten and I attended a Hip-Hop extravaganza at the Haiku Community Center. At first it felt like we were at a high school dance, as everyone sort of milled about in small clusters outside. One guy told us that they were all waiting for “Living Legends” to show up. “Who’s ‘Living Legends’?” we asked. “You don’t know who ‘Living Legends’ are?!” he scoffed and walked away shaking his head. We proceeded to buy a dubious ticket for $20 anyway, not recognizing that the happenings inside were just as audible outside. Suckers, maybe. But we’re suckers for a good cause. We drank Sam Adams Nut Brown Ale out of brown paper bags in the parking lot while waiting for the show to resume. The three of us girls discussed the dichotomy of Fishnets and how we should plan a Lingerie Party. We also talked about how fun it is to wear boys’ underwear. “Yeah, especially when you stuff things in ‘em,” Arica said. Hunh? Kirsten and I just looked at each other and cracked up. Our little cross-dressing Arica… On the flip side, last weekend I attended quite a sophisticated soirée in Lahaina with my friend Bébé. It was a celebration for her friend Pierre’s birthday and there were about 50 French people there. They were all lovely and fun and very French. I pretended to understand what they were saying with what little French I remember from high school. “Ça va?” they would ask me. “Oui, ça va, et toi?” I replied. Then I just smiled and stuffed another piece of cake in my mouth. Silly American girl. Mostly I concentrated on the sounds of laughter and cheekkissing, champagne popping, and Manu Chao playing in the background. There was a long banquet table outside with a seemingly endless supply of perfectly cooked steak and chicken, with fresh tomato-basil-mozzarella, baguettes, Brie and so much wine. There was dancing in the living room and some drunk New Zealand guy. I joined in the birthday song for Pierre, witnessed his glee with the belly dancer, bid adieu to my friend Bébé, and left. MTW
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MASSAGE MASSAGE THERAPY With Daniel Fowler, Available in Wailuku. $70 or sliding scale. Specializing in Therapeutic Lomilomi, Deep Tissue and Injury rehabilitation. MAT # 2765 Call 280-0733
MAT #7179
HOLISTIC SCHOOL HAIKU
Clinic Opens Oct 1 Facials: $25 Bring a Friend • 2 for $40/ 5 for $100 Reflexology Clinic: Wednesdays 11:30am-4:00pm Massage Clinic: $25 Starts Wednesday & Friday Nov. 5th Nail Tech: Mon, Tues, Thurs, Fri 11:30am - 4:00pm
PON FREE MANICURE with EVERY PAID PEDICURE COU
ACROSS FROM BANYAN TREE
There is no guarantee that everyone will receive a reading
LETTERS
283-7255
Brooke 250-4515
Internationally Known Psychic/Medium
Saturday, Oct. 18, 7- 9 pm, $25 per person
HEALING ARTS PRACTICIONER 13 YRS. EXP.
1st week
875-2081
EXT. 5
@ Maui Academy of Healing Arts 1847 S. Kihei Rd. #103
RELAXING, NURTURING & REJUVENATING
ENDERBODIES Holli Pierce
BARBARA WILLIAMS
with
Jason L Oliver
FOR BODY, HEART & SOUL
e h t l e Mind Body SpiritDFifeference! AMRITHA
$15
HEALING HANDS
Healing Touch
www.niamaui.com
871-2402
credit cards accepted
891-9247
www.psychicreadingsonmaui.com
Erin Graue
(new students & Maui Residents)
Mind Body Spirit BIKRAM
HEY MAUI MOVERS & SHAKERS! Come experience NIA, the expressive movement/fitness technique making waves all over the globe! Tone your body, tune your mind & touch your heart and soul. Classes taught by Certified NIA Teacher, Erin Graue. 242-4343, niamaui.com
RESULTS Classes taught by Certified NIA teacher,
573-4288
Sharon Brookes, Clairvoyant
Clarity • Specifics • Guidance
Improving every part of your life with every day of your practice
Call number for schedule
Intuitive Counseling
MANICURE $10 • PEDICURE $20 • FULL SET $20
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
OCTOBER 9, 2003
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BLUES & JAZZ THE PARTY KING!
8pm DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG! 1945H SOUTH KIHEI RD • 879-9944 BOBBY INGRAM
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ROCKIN THE NIGHT AWAY
ALL DAY LONG!
CRUNCH PUPS
High visibility! Low Costs! Back Side Classifieds Work! CALL (808) 661-3786 for complete details!
Offices in Wailea, Kihei, Makawao, Lahaina For an Appointment Call,
ANTI-AGING MEDICINE
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$2 STEINLAGERS
FISHING Action
42’ Bertram Sportfisher Private or Share Trips 1/4, 1/2, 3/4, & Full Day Charters
Trained at the Mayo Clinic, Rochester, MN
Maui Kawasaki
150 Dairy Rd. • 808/877-7433
Maui: (808) 667-2774
BURTON FEINERMAN, M.D.
KONA: (808) 327-1265
www.mauicarsandbikes.com • Open Daily
TOLL FREE 1-800-590-0133
GET RID OF YOUR EXCESS!
ARE YOU IN NEED OF A FANTASY? Fresh Maui Fruit Baskets
From the unwanted to the unsold, I can help! Cash up front! Don’t waste more time or money, call Ginger today! 298-6062 gkapaku45@aol.com
Need a gift? Unique Glass Art. Custom work accepted. Timeless-Creation.com Call 667-6886
using natural medicines, spinal manipulation & acupuncture. Dr. Collon Brayce. 242-6787
ISLAND COINS AND STAMPS Yu-Gi-Oh Collector tins & Victory Basketball Cards have Arrived! Hawaiiana Flags Sports Cards Comics Stamps Wharf Cinema Ctr., 10-8PM, 3rd Floor, Lahaina, 667-6155
CD’s & DVD’s NEW & USED
Are you tired of coming home to a messy house? Honest, reliable, attention to detail. Move in/out. Light or deep cleaning. Call Crystal at 270-4107
STERILE - FRIENDLY EXPERIENCED OPEN 7 DAYS SINGLE USE NEEDLES
Maui Music has a great selection of used CD’s! Kihei Commercial Center, 300 Okukai Rd #C110 • 891-8090
Gift Baskets & Flowers
Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide. Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) www.mauifruitbaskets.com
Models Needed Hiring models for stock projects. $50/hour. Fitness, beauty, lifestyle. All ages. Mail photo: RC Studios, PO Box 1758, Kihei, HI 96753. Just visiting? Call 874-5755. For info: www.ronchapple.com/model
CROSS THE LINE With Skyline Eco-Adventures 878-8400
•Real Estate/ Property Law
TRY BEAT OUR PRICES! Massage $30 Facial $30 Acupuncture $35
•Wills & Trusts •Business Law
Free Consultations
Open Sat & Sun
•Personal Injury Lloyd A. Poelman
POELMAN & LANGA A T T O R N E Y S A T L AW 661-0338
Marie Welton
242-7222 www.mauilaw.com
Slip#7 • Lahaina
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
SUNDAY
Pride-One
LIVE FLAVA Ladies MUSIC! Night ZONE KUPAA HAWAII presents
DJ SKINNY GUY
4 1
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8:30-11pm
100 INCH SCREEN
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WITH TYRONE
BRING THE FAMILY SING EARLY!
LIVE ACTION! FOOD & DRINK SPECIALS GALORE!
STOP WISHIN & GO FISHIN
R U MR & MS LAHAINA 2003? I’LL GET DIRTY FOR YOU Win cash & placque, show some muscle and fitness! Sat., Oct. 25 at the Healthy Hawaii Expo, Lahaina Cannery mall. Details: 281-7645 or 669-9091
WEDNESDAYS
OCT 22, 23 & 24
DOCTOR WEST SIDE WAHINE SURF SCHOOL NATUROPATHIC Treating all conditions without drugs or surgery A Surf school for Women, also Keiki & Men upon request. 25% off w/mention of this ad! 276-7030
10/15 KARAOKE
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SATURDAYS
LIVE MUSIC!
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10/12 & 10/13
OPEN 7AM • $8 BREAKFAST BUILD YOUR OWN OMELETS
FEEL AND LOOK YOUNG
VIAGRA - LOWEST PRICE
COLLEGE 10/11 FOOTBALL
& MALINO
Drink Specials ALL Night!
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TEEN NIGHT z
MONDAY
LIVE DVD RECORDING!
Willie K OWNS
BLUE BAMBOO
Chinese Medical Center & Spa
244-6778
2099 Wells St., Wailuku TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
ALOHA ULTRA WEDNESDAY Drinks FAB ALL $2 until TUESDAY Midnight! w/DJ Blast and Chilltown Productions
Mondays! C E N T E R ,
K I H E I
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