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With resort construction and expansion all but inevitable, demand for Honokohau water will only increase. Despite heavy losses following Sept. 11—the most recent annual report for the company’s resort division shows profits fell from $19.8 million in 2001 to a mere $2.8 million in 2002—ML&P sees great things in its future.

Right now, Maui Land is moving forward with its plans to expand the Kapalua Resort.

It’s called Kapalua Mauka. The company is adding 925 acres to its resort—the largest portion of which will include “up to 690 residential units”—many of which will sell for upwards of $1 million. In addition, the company may expand its current 18-hole Village Golf Course to 27 holes. The company expects to take at least 10 years to finish the project.

Unless something is done to begin returning water to the Honokohau, the last of the taro farms will by long gone by the time Maui Land & Pineapple gets its million-dollar homes and golf course.

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Water Drainage Is this the end of the Honokohau Stream?

“The water levels are inconsistent,” said one former taro farmer who spent six years in the Honokohau. “The water level gets low, and then it gets warm. That makes the plants susceptible to Loli disease. In the old days whole villages would show up to help clean the land.

But there’s no longer any konahiki [chief] to keep the people together.”

Those few farmers who remain are trying to grow other crops—tea leaves, ginger, anything that can survive on such inconsistent water levels.

The low water levels are nothing new.

Because of a drainage ditch built a century ago about 800 feet upstream that was used to irrigate Pioneer and Baldwin agricultural fields, there is virtually no longer any flow downstream, according to a recent United States Geological Survey (USGS) report.

“The Honokohau Ditch has a significant effect on the flow in the Honokohau Stream,” concluded the July, 2003 report by Richard A. Fontaine. “Downstream from the diversion dam there is no flow in the stream 91.2 percent of the time, except for the minor amount of leakage taking place through the dam.”

Much of the diverted water—up to 12 million gallons per day (mgd)—still flows to the Pioneer

You’d think that water wouldn’t be an issue for an island with at least 2,000 miles of ocean in every direction. But Maui’s different.

For instance, take the Honokohau Valley in West Maui. It was once the breadbasket of old Hawaii. Taro farms bloomed there. Armies encamped there.

In the 1730s, forces commanded by two feuding sons of King Kekaulike fought there. Thousands died on the land now occupied by golf courses and resort villas.

It was all because of the water. Pu’u Kukui is one of the rainiest spots on Earth, and its 355 inches of annual rainfall feeds the Honokohau Stream, the largest perennial waterway in West Maui.

The stream ran so deep and fast on its way to the ocean it became West Maui’s preeminent water source.

The water’s still there, but today it goes to pineapple fields, hotels and golf courses. The taro farms? They went dry.

There used to be 2,000 taro patches in the Honokohau Valley. Now there are less than a dozen families trying to farm the crop that once covered Maui like a blanket.

Maui Land & Pineapple Co.’s Kapalua Mauka project goes before the State Land Use Commission 9:30 a.m. Thursday, Nov. 20, at the Wailea Resort. MTW

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LOCALNEWS MONDAY, NOV. 3 Cabin fees are going up at Haleakala National Park. From $40 to $55 for groups of one to six and from $80 to $110 for groups of seven to 12. But the amazing thing here is that the National Park is “seeking feedback from the public regarding the proposed increase.” You want feedback? How about the Fed ought to cut the National Park system a break and start funding it appropriately rather than funneling billions in corporate subsidiaries to their big defense contractor pals?…

Remember how this country used to build mighty railroads and giant steam ships and had immense factories smelting steel and once, even, sent some guys to the moon?

Yeah, that was a long time ago. Today America makes miniature collectible SPAM Museums and then sells them for $63.25 on the internet. Not just SPAM— one of the most popular foods in all of Hawaii—but a SPAM Museum. These miniature museums come courtesy of the collectible company Department 56, which I had always thought was a super secret British special forces team set up to assassinate Hitler…

County Councilmember Michael Molina convenes his all-powerful Public Works and Traffic Committee to get legislation out on the always-controversial topic of light pollution. Specifically, Molina wants to preserve “Maui County’s night sky and wildlife habitat without compromising public safety.” Wow. Lighting regulations. You know, in other places the only thing that regulates lighting is the wattage of the bulb.

TUESDAY, NOV. 4 Buried in today’s stack of press releases about fees and fee increases and fees that aren’t supposed to rise but have is this intriguing little number from “Tara” at

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Because if I had gone to Journalism School, I’d have to listen to my old and wise professors ask me why I bothered to go to Journalism School, if all I was going to write about was the latest development in non-piercing penile jewelry.

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WEDNESDAY, NOV. 5 Beats me. You?

THURSDAY, NOV. 6 Today’s edition of the Lahaina News provides a clear-cut, if somewhat disheartening, Media Watch. It’s the front-page story “Mayor’s advisory panel discusses West Maui issues.” Written by News contributing writer Walter Chihara, the story is an account of a recent West Maui Advisory Committee meeting. Created by Mayor Alan Arakawa, the panel consists of nine volunteers from the community who meet monthly to discuss West Maui issues with local government officials and members of the public. The problem with the story is that Chihara is a committee member. That’s bad enough—can the public get the true and balanced story of a county council meeting if one of the councilmembers reports on it for the local paper? But Chihara made things worse by not disclosing his membership, leaving the reader with the impression that he was just a reporter sitting in the back of the room during the meeting, rather than an active participant. Chihara may have the best of intentions in wanting to help his community in every way possible, but he’s got to make a choice: stay on the panel and have someone

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Seems Maui faces an entirely new and dangerous threat. In fact, it’s a “clear and present danger,” according to new press release from U.S. Congressman Ed Case (D, All of Hawaii except Honolulu), a man who is refreshingly unafraid of stealing quotes from dead Supreme Court Justices like Oliver Wendell Holmes. Anyway, the terror to which Case is referring is the “alien predator” Brown Tree Snake. Yup, it’s all in Case’s release how the terrible, terrible snake is already cutting a huge swath through… oh, wait—it’s not actually here… yet… But it will be! Mark my words, people! Snakes can swim!

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FRIDAY, NOV. 7 After 50 years of shelling, bombing, machine-gunning and another 10 of picking up the pieces, the U.S. Navy announces that Kaho’olawe is clean of all shrapnel and unexploded munitions… mostly. Seems 8,800 of the island’s mostly barren 28,800 acres will still have to carry the rarely seen “explosive” zoning. And the Navy’s being vague about whether they’ll play any role in cleaning the rest, despite the group Project Kaho’olawe ‘Ohana’s insistence that the Navy promised to scrub the whole rock. In fact, the whole future of the island is up in the air. The State of Hawaii formally takes possession next week, but after that, who knows? Do the indigenous Hawaiian people get it? If so, what would they do with it? There’s little vegetation anywhere and no fresh water. It’s about as

Today’s the day those seeking “to align themselves with higher vibrations and make a shift in consciousness” gather at the Camp Maluhia Boy Scout Camp. Okay, this seems rather disturbing and is really starting to creep me out… oh, thank God. It’s just about some big Harmonic Concordance in which a total lunar eclipse will create—according to noted spiritualist Haiku Helen, who’s rarely wrong about these things—“an opening into higher dimensions.” This involves some sort of “energetic stargate” which opens for the “Acension of Mother Earth and each of her inhabitants.”

Just one question—does the warning “please leave all electronic devices behind” include cell phones that could be used to call for help should something go, oh, I don’t know, a little bit haywire with the stargate or concordance or whatever you call that thing where MacGyver works now?… In the never-ending war against “invasive species,” the Maui Invasive Species Committee (MISC) awarded its first annual Malama I Ka’aina award to landscape designers, suppliers or contractors “who are helping to keep Maui County free from invasive plants and animals.” By that they mean people who keep pests out of the plants they sell. What, those little disclosure forms they give you on the flight over aren’t working? MTW

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The Federal Communications Commission ruled in October that the “F word,” used as an adjective with the “ing” ending by U2 singer Bono during the live telecast of the Golden Globe awards ceremony in January, is not obscene language because Bono was not using it sexually but rather to enhance the word “brilliant.”

And two weeks later, Texas’s 3rd Court of Appeals ruled that making the well-known middle-finger gesture is not illegal because it is not so provocative these days as to incite immediate violence.

In Knoxville, Tenn., in September, Thomas Martin McGouey, 51, apparently set on committing suicide, left a note and painted a bull’s-eye on his body before arranging a standoff in which he pointed a gun at police officers so they would kill him in self-defense.

McGouey’s scheme failed because Knox County sheriff’s deputies, who fired 28 shots at him, missed with 27 and only grazed his shoulder with the other.

SO HARD TO BE A STUDENT NOWADAYS Brandon Kivi, 15, was suspended from Caney Creek High (Conroe, Texas) in October for possibly saving the life of his girlfriend (a fellow classmate) by lending her his asthma inhaler after she had misplaced hers; that was delivery of a dangerous drug. And Raylee Montgomery, 13, was suspended from school in Duncanville, Texas, in September when her shirttail became untucked, a violation of the dress code (raising the number of dress-code-caused suspensions in her 3,500-student school to more than 700 in just five weeks).

QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENTS In April, community activists and other volunteers established a “safe injection site” in Vancouver, British Columbia, so that addicts can bring their heroin, crystal meth or cocaine, and prepare and inject it with clean equipment and in an environment free of hassling by police, who have been reluctant to close the site down. Often, there is a volunteer registered nurse on duty to provide advice on injection technique.

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT Thailand’s leading massage-parlor/prostitution entrepreneur, Chuwit Kamolvisit, reacted with outrage when he was charged this summer in connection with two criminal cases because, he said, he has paid police the equivalent of US$2.5 million in bribes to get immunity. Mr. Chuwit called a series of press conferences in July, at which he released information on whom he had been bribing and who some of his customers were, and in September, he announced he would form a new political party to put an end to Thailand’s culture of official corruption.

RECENT TINY JOY-RIDERS Kids who commandeered family vehicles and drove off: Ms. Taccara King’s 2-year-old son (crashed a pickup truck into the B Line Transport office, Vero Beach, Fla., July).

Rex Davis, 2 (crashed a car into a room at a Red Roof Inn, Tampa, Fla., September). A 5year-old girl and her 4-year-old brother (crashed car into a McDonald’s, Edmonton, Alberta, September). A 6-year-old boy (drove his baby-sitter’s car 30 miles, looking for his mother, hitting only three cars along the way, Luling, Texas, July). A 7-year-old boy, assisted by a 3-year-old girl holding down the gas pedal (crashed into a tree, Hannibal, N.Y., July).

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The Art Of The Fait Accompli Or, don’t get fooled again Republicans weren’t just out to line the pockets of the wealthiest Americans when they cut federal income taxes. They created the biggest budget deficit in the history of the world—$6 trillion projected over the next decade—in order to starve the federal government.

Don’t take my word for it. Here’s Milton Friedman, the founding father of the supply-side economic theory espoused by Reagan and both Bushes: “History suggests,” argues Friedman, “that Washington spends whatever it receives in taxes plus as much more as it can get away with… how can we ever cut government down to size?

I believe there is one and only one way: the way parents control spendthrift children, cutting their allowance. For government, that means cutting taxes. Resulting deficits will be an effective—I would go so far as to say, the only effective—restraint on the spending propensities of the executive branch and the legislature.” Bush and other supply-siders parrot Friedman’s starve-the-government philosophy even more frequently than their bromides about rising tides lifting all boats.

When a Democrat moves into the White House—which may be sooner rather than later—he’ll face a deficit crisis. Reversing the Bush tax cuts won’t be an attractive option, since Republicans can always convince an ahistorical citizenry that he’s “raising taxes.”

He’ll probably do what Clinton did when he inherited the $1 trillion Reagan-Bush deficit in 1993—slash the budget. One thing’s for sure: there won’t be any money for the big new spending programs that Democrats use to build loyalty among working-class voters.

Even if the economy has begun to recover from the current recession by then, it will be impossible to fund big ideas like national health care and high-speed rail.

Republicans don’t waste time. Throughout their tenure they set things up so that their policies are enforced by judges and other political appointees who outlive their rule.

Put yourself in the role of an incoming Democratic president in, say, January 2005.

You probably have a very different view of the world from George W. Bush, but you won’t get much chance to act on it. You’ll inherit Bush’s occupations of Afghanistan and Iraq, his Department of Homeland Security and

the concentration camp at Guantánamo. Even if you, like most of the main Democratic contenders, spoke out against invading Iraq, you’ll think twice before pulling out our troops yourself. Sure, you’d save the two or three guys we’re losing daily, but Iraq would surely fragment into a Kurdish state opposed

by Turkey and an Arab region rent by a Sunni-Shia civil war. You’ll probably be tempted to lay off the 120,000 do-nothing federal employees of HomeSec—and because the GOP insisted that they not be represented by unions, you’ll be able to do it. And common decency will certainly prompt you to

States when one did not exist before.”

It’s high time that victorious Democrats stop being suckered by reckless Republicans into cleaning up their messes. Walking behind the elephant with a pail and a smelly broom might be the right thing to do, but it doesn’t earn you any respect after the parade. All Democrats worthy of the name ought to sign a pledge to ignore problems caused by Republican administrations and leave them to their Republican successors. Let the GOP deficit ride, and pass socialized medicine while you’re at it. Keep the bloated HomeSec bureaucracy on the payroll, and change its

WALKING BEHIND THE ELEPHANT WITH A PAIL AND A SMELLY BROOM MIGHT BE THE RIGHT THING TO DO, BUT IT DOESN’T EARN YOU ANY RESPECT AFTER THE PARADE. send the Afghan teenagers rotting in Gitmo dog cages back to south Asia. But how will you respond to the inevitable charge that you’re soft on terrorism?

At the Oct. 10 presidential debate, Howard Dean—who parlayed opposition to the Iraq war into frontrunner status—conceded that he’d be stuck to the Bushies’ Iraqi tar baby: “Now that we’re there, we can’t pull out responsibly, because if we do, there are more Al Qaeda in Iraq than before the president went in. If they establish a foothold in Iraq, or if a fundamentalist Shiite regime comes in, allied with Iran, that is a real security danger to the United

mission to something useful, like making a serious attempt to guard our borders. Run up the deficit like there’s no tomorrow. Withdraw our troops; when the Iraqi civil war spreads throughout the region, some smart future Republican president will figure it out.

I can hear you grumbling: but that’s irresponsible! Yes. It. Is. But playing the sap to Republican fait accomplis is like paying off your drunken kid’s gambling debts. It makes you an enabler of destructive behavior—and that’s even worse than throwing your hands up in the air and walking away. Let’s give the GOP some tough love. MTW

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calm demeanor is the same he displays on the ramp at the Kahului Y. “There is a word in Japanese culture, satori, [that describes] when the mind, body and spirit come together,” Nagasako said. “You are in the zone.”

Nagasako reveals a hint of weariness when he describes his competition schedule. “I’d like to be more carefree,” he said.

But in the next breath he is extremely gracious. “I feel really lucky because my parents have been really supportive. They are at every contest. And [the fame] and the sponsors help me do what I want to do.”

In the future, Nagasako sees himself still competing—but only if he’s still improving.

“I’d like not to be injured,” he said. But if for some reason he’s forced to leave the cheering crowds behind, he wouldn’t mind training other kids or maybe even shooting videos of the sport.

Right now, he just isn’t sure. MTW

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Pro skater Thumper Nagasako tries to stay focused Thumper Nagasako worries about looking like a punk. Not because the soft-spoken 20-year-old has an explosive personality, wears ripped black t-shirts displaying political slogans or gets into any measure of trouble, but because he’s an in-line vert skating pro.

“A lot of people look at people in action sports as punks,” he said. “But I’d like them to look at us like any other athlete. We work just as hard.”

Ranked 13th in the world and sponsored by Moku Clothing and Harbinger pads, the tall, clean-cut Nagasako is preparing for the ASA World Championships of Skating. Starting this weekend, they’ll run till Nov. 23 at the Los Angeles Fairplex in California.

Nagasako travels much of the year to compete around Hawaii and the mainland. At home with his parents in Wailuku, he can be found at the local YMCA six days out of the week, cross-training to gain muscle and strength and methodically practicing his litany of tricks on a steeply concave vert ramp.

Strapped into skates since the age of 12, the young athlete’s dedication to his sport has metamorphosed into both “a mental and physical practice.”

He likens the experience to an education. “It has taught me more about myself and disciplined me more than anything else.”

But after practice, this Bruce Leelike concentration is left behind like the sweat in his helmet, Nagasako said. Making a serious effort to diversify his athletic lifestyle with other interests, he gravitates toward hobbies that the most of us do only because we have to—fixing his car, attending computer and business classes at Maui Community College when his schedule permits and reading. Lots of reading. He is currently lugging around a copy of James Michener’s Bible-thick Hawaii.

“I’ve been pretty good at keeping myself well-rounded,” he said. “If you only focus [on your sport], you don’t have balance.”

This balanced lifestyle allows Nagasako to focus in the midst of the MTV-style hype that defines today’s professional competition. And espe-

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cially at the larger events, like the X Games, the Gravity Games and last year’s Amateur World Championships in California—which he won—this focus is paramount to keep from cracking. There’s a lot of pressure, the pressure to do your personal best and to perform better than the others around you, that can “drain your passion” for the sport altogether.

On the road, Nagasasko takes care of himself, eschewing the “Girls Gone Wild”style ragers that are every teenage boy’s dream. He travels with his parents, loads up on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and protein shakes, plays Frisbee to calm his nerves and fervently studies written tips to make his routine run more smoothly.

And when he skates in front of the screaming crowds, with his image blown up exponentially on 20-foot movie screens to eardrum-paralyzing music, his

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At work with a nude model

By Anthony Pignataro It’s nearly 6 a.m., the sun is peaking over a rocky point on Maui’s North Shore and Crystal is naked. With a cliff on her right and the Pacific Ocean on her left, she is standing still on a large rock, her feet just inches from a precipitous drop into jagged surf.

Crystal is quiet, her face expressionless—not because she’s overwhelmed by the beauty around her or because she’s reached some transcendental meditative state, but because she is working. She is modeling. Above her head she is holding a flimsy, transparent fabric with a metallic sheen that she and her photographer refer to as “The Material.” The cool morning breeze drapes it over her body.

“That cloud band is a great cloud band,” says photographer Steve Donovan, watching the model through the viewfinder of his brand-new tripodmounted five mega-pixel Mavica F7-17 digital camera. The shoot is for a poster advertising a coming fashion show, and he is trying to capture that moment when the sunrise explodes behind Crystal, silhouetting her body against a sky of cascading fire.

His assistant, Nicole Severson, stands next to him. “That’s amazing,” she says of the shots as the sunlight gets brighter.

“That’s looking good,” says Donovan.

Crystal arches her back and juts out her chest. She looks out to sea. She looks straight ahead. She looks at the camera. She looks at a small cave in the cliff where someone—for whatever reason— placed a fresh pineapple.

Not as famous as some models, Crystal has appeared in all the usual skin mags: Playboy, Penthouse, Perfect 10, as well as upcoming issues of Hustler and Swank, the latter of which will feature her on the cover. The recent VH-1 documentary Centerfold Babylon included footage from one of her studio shoots.

Crystal, 22, has lived on Maui for the last year, which is unique for someone in her line of work. “Los Angeles is the place to be for nude modeling,” she said.

“I go there about every month and a half. Normally I stay two to three weeks and work every day. On one day, for just a nude shoot, I can make $700.”

She says millionaires have offered her “ridiculous amounts of money to be their company for some event or to travel around the world with them.” She says she ignores the offers.

“I’m a model, not some escort girl,” she said. “But as soon as you take your clothes off people seem to think they can buy you for whatever they want.”

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Too short for high fashion modeling—she’s 5’ 7”—Crystal has dyed blonde hair and brown eyes. She weighs 115 pounds, has no tattoos or non-ear piercings and retains her natural 34B chest.

Born Oct. 21, 1981 in a suburb of Vienna, Austria, Crystal moved to Maui to get out of the cold winters and to be closer to her professional windsurfer boyfriend. But before she came here, she was in her third year studying psychology at the University of Vienna. For a psychology student, there is no more significant place to get an education—it’s where famed father of psychoanalysis Sigmund Freud earned his medical degree.

Crystal says school, or rather her intense drive to be the world’s most perfect student, drove her into modeling.

“I had to take a break from my studies,” she said. “I still want to go into psychology someday, but I always put too much pressure on myself. My family didn’t say I had to bring back good grades, but I felt I had to. They’d say ‘Bring back a C or D just for a change.’ But I wanted to impress them and my teachers.”

But even someone with such schooling in psychology couldn’t explain why she decided to go from such an intellectual discipline to one often derided as the epitome of anti-intellectualism.

“I had really bad acne when I was a teenager,” she said after a long pause.

“Sometimes it was so bad I wouldn’t even go out. People always said I was beautiful, that I could model. I didn’t view myself as beautiful. But when I got older it got better and I went to an agency. I know it’s strange, that I had no self-esteem back then and now I’m a nude model. I don’t know why, but I don’t feel any difference between standing naked at home or in front of a photographer.”

“It doesn’t look like the sky’s going to be really flamboyant today,” says Donovan.

“There’s too much vog in the air.”

Crystal, wrapped in a towel, yawns. She had to get up at 4 a.m. for this shoot, then shower and put her makeup on and pick out her clothes and finish getting ready in time to meet Donovan and Severson at 5 a.m. And when they finally did get to Birthing Pools, she realized the thick-soled sandals she’d picked out that morning were totally unsuitable for hiking on rock and lava. So with the sky still black, and everyone hiking down the side of the cliff by flashlight, she had to endure the trek barefoot.

As for Donovan, photography only constitutes a part of his monthly paycheck. A Nova Scotia resident, Donovan also works as a bomb disposal inspector at the old U.S. Navy gunnery range on Kaho’olawe.

“I learned about ordnance as a deep sea diver in the Canadian Navy,” he said. “I was posted on a deep diving ship years ago. It had a darkroom that no one except me paid any attention to. I used to spend six or seven hours a day in there. I basically taught myself photography. Now I have studios in Canada. Photography is my love. I’m not a real lover of bomb disposal.”

During the shoot, Donovan’s assistant Severson rushes around, mostly helping Crystal.

Throughout the shoot she retrieves film and batteries. She holds Crystal’s towel. She watches Donovan line up a shot. “I love my job,” she says, giggling during one session.

Severson says she came to Hawaii a few months ago from Berkeley, California. In that time she bounced from island to island, doing odd jobs, eventually ending up in Paia.

“I do nude modeling, too, but it’s mostly for art classes,” she says. “One time it was for a class of about 15 senior citizens. I sat there about an hour, playing my guitar.

Another time I fell asleep on the couch. They said I looked so natural.”

She says she’ll eventually head back to Northern California and become an elementary school teacher. Until then, she says she loves working with Donovan.

“I met Steve in town and started doing modeling for him,” she says. “Now I’m learning computer skills, Adobe Photoshop, modeling and taking photos. We’ve been spending a lot of time together.

We’re basically building a partnership. I’m really, really excited about this.”

I ask how long she and Donovan have been working together.

“Oh, I met Steve a week ago,” she says.

The Birthing Pools shoot ended at 7 a.m. with some bikini shots near some tide pools set within jagged lava formations. This time, to get his shot, Donovan has to stand in about an inch of water.

Of course, before Crystal modeled nude at Birthing Pools or anywhere else, there was The First Shoot.

It was for Suze Randall, one of the biggest names in glamour photography. It was in Randall’s studio. Present were Crystal, Randall, three assistants, a make-up artist, an aide who selected dresses and another model preparing for a porn shoot later that day.

“It was a short shoot, just four hours,” said Crystal. “But I was pretty nervous. I had to sit on a ‘butt cloth.’ It’s so you don’t get any lines on your butt. It’s ridiculous, really, but that’s how it works. You also can’t have your shoes on for very long or you’ll get lines on your skin. Same with a bikini. Basically they try to get you naked as soon

as possible.”

During the shoot, Crystal said Randall had a funny way of talking. “She’d say ‘Come on, you hot slut! Give it to me, bitch!’ in her British accent,” Crystal said. “She could do that because she’s a woman.”

I asked Crystal about the poses Randall and other photographers asked of her.

“You have to be super flexible to be a glamour model,” she said. “You have one leg over here,” she said, throwing her left arm straight out. “And one leg over here,” she said, throwing her other arm straight out. “And you have to hold this position while they shoot one or two roles of film. My legs would start trembling. Then they might tell you to move your foot two centimeters to the right.

They’re that precise. No girl I ever met was turned on by a photo shoot.”

Crystal says she refuses shoots involving other girls, sex toys or porn for any magazine.

“Adult modeling is still about modeling,” she said. “But porn is just about getting fucked.”

Because of her limitations, Crystal says her glamour modeling days will be even shorter than usual—perhaps only another year or two. “The whole business is about fresh faces,” she said.

“Magazines never really shoot you twice. So if you just do single-girl stuff, you will run out of work.”

One thing Crystal says she must do is answer fan mail from her website subscribers. While insisting that most are “gentlemen,” she said some are disturbing.

“There are fans who have a certain fetish and tell me how beautiful my feet are and that they would like to see them in pantyhose or stuff like that,” she said. “Others are into bondage or handgagging or some other weird stuff. But I never talk to any of my fans about my private sex life. That’s simply none of their business. My philosophy is simply not to get too involved in the whole thing, which means I try not to think about their fantasies about me. And I never imagine what they are doing while looking at my pictures.”

The last time Crystal played the piano was in L.A. a few months ago. She was there for a shoot, staying at the Hotel Furama near Los Angeles International Airport. It was in the middle of the night and she couldn’t sleep. She needed music.

Music had always been a huge part of her life.

She played the xylophone at age three. Then the flute. Then the piano. She was in a rock band in Austria. She went to a high school where classical music instruction was as important as math. There were three pianos in her home—one the family played, one that was old and out of tune and an electronic keyboard.

“I need music,” she said. “It’s my outlet. The next big thing I buy will be a piano. Not a decent car, which I really need badly, but a piano.”

Tiptoeing downstairs, Crystal went to the lobby.

There she sat at the glistening white grand piano and began playing. She played for a while, then crept back upstairs and went to bed.

“I made sure there weren’t any people around,” Crystal said. “It was just for myself. I didn’t want to give a show.” MTW

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You can’t miss it. If you happen to be driving up Lower Main Road towards Mill Street and you’re passing by all the muted colors of Wailuku’s industrial area, you will see a brightly colored mural covering the entire side of one building to your right. The mural depicts an ethnic woman, looking somewhat like a busty Jane Russell, holding a trumpet and a Mexican flag, with a sombrero at her side.

Welcome to Fiesta Time.

By the time my dining companion and I got there, we were famished. Authentic Mexican cooking’s mouthwatering scents emanated from the kitchen, causing my friend to recall her abuela’s home-cooking when she was growing up. My head spun with the idea of hot, homemade tortillas and spicy chipotle and habañero sauces. I picked the first thing I saw on the side of their menu board, along with an old standby.

“I’ll have a mushroom quesadilla and a guacamole taco, please,” I said, practically jumping up and down in my delirium for food. “And the chicken enchilada plate.”

After I strong-armed my friend to order—and quick—we were able to sit and peruse the menu a bit more without the pressure of deciding. But then we were doing the whole, “Ooo, that looks good! I should’ve ordered that, dammit!” eyesbigger-than-our-stomach mind game.

There was the general array of tacos, burritos, enchiladas and tostadas, all with your choice of carne asada, chicken, beef, fish or veggie, and available either ala carte or with rice and beans. Prices ranged from $1.95 for an ala carte taco to $11.95 for a couple of the specials, which looked really good. Tortuous, even.

One special that stood out was the Enchiladas Mazatlan for $9.95, which are shrimp enchiladas wrapped with mushrooms, olives, bell peppers and topped

with cheese. Mmm… They also featured a chorizo burrito with guacamole, sour cream, lettuce and cheese for $7.50 and shrimp fajitas for $11.99. I wondered if we should have ordered one of those authentic homemade tamales, too.

But then our food arrived and we devoured it wholeheartedly. I haven’t had enchiladas in a long time because I’m not usually crazy about the sauce. However, these chicken enchiladas were scrumptious and the sauce was a perfect balance of flavor and tanginess.

In fact, everything tasted especially fresh— hot and cheesy—just how we like it! And the chunky guacamole is some of the best I’ve had on the island, which is why I always get a guacamole taco. The salsa, too, was unique and flavorful with just enough spice to appease my adventurous, appetite for the adrenaline rush, taste buds. I meant to go up and ask what ingredients they used, but the small, popular place filled up immediately with a mixed crowd of visitors and locals, all clamoring for their turn at the menu mind game.

It was pretty diverse crowd of customers when I visited one late weekend afternoon.

There was a young local family and a Caucasian-looking couple who were actually carrying on a conversation in Spanish with the cook, basically telling him how great the food was. Then a large family of visitors came in about the time a local woman picked up an order on her way home from work.

“That was quick!” she said.

Latin American author Eduardo Galeano writes, “The church says: The body is a sin.

Science says: The body is a machine.

Advertising says: The body is a business. The body says: I am a fiesta.” I couldn’t agree more. ¡Vamos a comer!

Fiesta Time is located at 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku. They are open Monday through Saturday, 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Minimal seating inside with a patio bench outside, take-out highly recommended. Call 249-8463. MTW

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425 Koloa St. 871-7782 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 893-1628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course.

877–7461 Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order ala carte or combo specials with the freshest ingredients. 1132C Lower Main. 249-8463 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and pael-

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Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken catsu.

Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kahului. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. Eight pool tables. 2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei. 879-9952

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Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos,” too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! Also serves beer, margaritas, sangria, mojitos and mai tais. 1280 So. Kihei Rd. 874TACO Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Monday through Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 So. Kihei Rd. 879-9258 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area.

2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings and Black ‘n

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DININGLISTINGS Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck.

1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops.

243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer.

Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm.

Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu.

Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck,

oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 874-8000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983

UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m.

4566 Lower Kula Rd. 878-6874 Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia.

579-8770 Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453.

Colleen’s - 1940’s style city bistro atmosphere serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery. 575-9211 Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile. 572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order

fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available.

3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 La Provence - French style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wednesday through Sunday, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd. 878-1313.

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun. thru Thu. - 6 a.m. to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia.

579-6009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more!

Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily specials. 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia. 579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

579–8030 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808 SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring pupus, salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Plus, a yummy caramel toffee apple dip! Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m.

Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-8742 Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku. 575-5320

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Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes and cookies. Lahaina Center.

667–0623 The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries.

Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina 667-9062 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily specials. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St. Lahaina 667-4051 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Overlooking Front Street, with ocean view. 730 Front St. 661-0700.

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St.

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DININGLISTINGS 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches.

839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar - serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai.

Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna. 667–5117 Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 662-8780 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112.

Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Live music and DJ dancing weekly. Love All—Serve All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center.

667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight. Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, loungey

ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment entertainment. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi.

Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. Dancing upstairs on Friday nights. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza. 665–6262 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere, large bar. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more.

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Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper Mahi Mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai 665-0512 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends.

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Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Pizza Paradiso - Voted “Best Pizza on Maui” since 1998. Award winning pasta dishes, toss-toorder salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Dine in or take-out, lunch and dinner. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; Whalers Village, 667-0333 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambience suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports.

Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815

Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahi Mahi, Ono, Shrimp and Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tarter sauces. Yum! Lahaina Wharf Cinema Center. 662-4449 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy.

Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 669-3539 Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily.

693 Front St., Lahaina 661-8558 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 The Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffetstyle rotating menu ranging from “Beakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast”.

Special Mimosa and Bloody Mary menus. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua. 669-6200.

Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui.

667–2525 Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua 661-8466.

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Dave Alvin American troubadour

This Friday, a lucky bunch of Mauians will be enlightened, educated and entertained by one of America’s most dynamic rockers—Dave Alvin. Former lead guitarist for the progressive Los Angeles bands The Blasters and X, Alvin has spent the past decade or so writing, recording and performing solo. His critically acclaimed albums include the 2001 grammy-award-winning Public Domain: Songs from the Wild Land, a collection of traditional American folk and blues tunes.

When I spoke to Alvin last week, he was both excited and nervous about his first visit to the islands.

“I’m really intimidated,” he said, “Hawaii’s guitar country. It’s like perform-

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ing in Texas!”

This coming from a guy whose understanding and appreciation of America’s musical roots runs deep.

When he and his brother Phil formed The Blasters in the early ‘80s, their intention was to play “old blues... old Carl Perkins stuff and get paid for it.” Phil was the front man, with his unmistakable booming-voice and grimace.

But Dave was the one who showed up at rehearsals with fresh material and his revvedup stratocaster ready to rock the joint. The Blasters became hard-rocking interpreters of the American roots-rock landscape.

Catching a Blasters show at the Whiskey or the Palomino was pure bliss. No one ever sat down. Kids would swing in the aisles or just go nuts when Dave soloed on guitar or Gene Taylor laid down a boogie-woogie number.

Evocative originals like “Long White Cadillac,” and “Border Radio” rang out with poetic intensity and the Blasters earned well-deserved critical acclaim along with a loyal following. The band’s anthem “American Music” celebrated the rich tapestry of American musical history.

When guitarist Billy Zoom left punk band X, Alvin stepped in and added a new countryfolk dimension to the band. X singer John Doe and Alvin recorded punk and countryacoustic versions of songs like “Little Honey,” and went on to form the hillbilly offshoot band The Knitters.

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Dave and his hand daunting at first. “It took a while to figure out what kind of voice I had,” he explained. He knew he couldn’t keep writing songs for other people to sing. If he wanted the real emotion to shine through, he had to step up to the mic.

Since then, Dave Alvin seems determined to record and perform unadulaterated, authentic American music.

His most recent live album Out in America includes tracks from performances at a Unitarian church in Pasadena. As always, there’s more grit than glitz in these recordings.

“When you play live it’s different,” he said.

“There’s much more intensity... I want to sweat and jam and make noise and fall down... in order to keep it fresh. Great chunks of it have to be raw.”

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Friday night’s acoustic show will feature songs from every era of Alvin’s career. He’ll include folk and blues tunes along with some Blasters and X favorites.

Dave Alvin’s knowledge of musical history extends to Hawaii. Although this will be his first visit to the islands, he went on about the profound influence Hawaiian instrumentation has had on America’s “mainland” music.

“Although it’s almost 3,000 miles away, the Hawaiian influence on American music is pretty huge,” he said. “Slack-key and slide guitar tunings began as a novelty, but became a craze... as early as 1917.”

Alvin’s musical library includes the early recordings of steel guitar legend Sol Ho’opi’i, among other Hawaiian masters.

When I asked him about the fate of American Music, I fully expected him to lament its untimely demise. Instead, Alvin sounded pretty optimistic.

“Is there a Hank Williams out there?” he asked. “No. Is there a [Delta Blues legend] Howlin’ Wolf out there? No. But there are 18year-olds out there playing bluegrass. Largerthan-life personalities take a while to develop.”

I didn’t want to bring up Britney Spears and Justin Timburlake. Dave Alvin seems to exist in a musical realm so far above the bubblegum that it doesn’t even cross his mind.

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Sails, Seamanship And Surprise Russell Crowe occupies a frigate of adventure Based on Patrick O’Brian’s novels Master and Commander and The Far Side of the World, from the author’s “Aubrey/Maturin” historical novel series, Peter Weir directs this clipper ship war drama with loving attention to the ethos of life on the high seas during the 19th century Napoleonic Wars. Captain “Lucky” Jack Aubrey (Russell Crowe) leads the British crewmembers of his 28-gun warship, the HMS Surprise, on a dangerous pursuit of the French warship Acheron through surprise attacks, volatile moral shifts, and grim weather conditions. Paul Bettany (A Beautiful Mind) is charismatic as the ship’s nature-obsessed doctor/surgeon Stephen Maturin who plays right-handman to Captain Jack. Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World is an expansive cinematic achievement that sits well against such adventure classics as Lawrence of Arabia, and is a sure bet for fans of ocean bound drama.

Master and Commander

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The worst thing about Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World is its colossal title. Master And Commander would surely have sufficed in putting across the level of dutiful attention being paid to Patrick O’Brian’s work without throwing an anchor on top of the anvil. But once you get past that mouthful, and the hullabaloo about Russell Crowe’s trademark mood swings, and that this is not a pirate story, Master And Commander blossoms as a delicately measured adventure movie about men’s loyalty in war and the tools of history that guide them through battle.

But it’s not just the mettle of men that the story deals with. Significantly, we witness a transfer from boyhood to manhood in the guise of boy officer Lord Blakeney

Russell Crowe in a clipper ship war drama (Max Pirkis) after the film’s opening dazzling battle sequence. The cannonballs that rip literally through the HMS Surprise leave Blakeney with a wound to his right arm that can only be treated with immediate amputation.

More of a victim than a hero, the wounded young officer soon receives the gift of a book about naval legend Lord Nelson from Captain Jack. Even as the young officer aligns himself with the naturalist pursuits of the ship’s doctor Maturin, the sacrifice of his arm goes further in insuring his status as a warrior who, like his ship’s Commander, is most deeply inspired by legends of bravery and battle logic.

The magic that Peter Weir (Gallipoli) works is to take us to a time and place we’ve never been and carefully tutor us in the details of etiquette and dimension of that experience.

The movie gives a sense of scale for the ship in relation to the ocean—and to the vessel it pursues—that allows the audience time to reflect on the confused thoughts and tempestuous emotions of its crewmembers.

Weir allows the movie to run long because he wants the audience to assimilate the odd rhythms of peace and anxiety that the Commander and his crew endure at the whim of Mother Nature. In this way Master And Commander is the antithesis of Weir’s last film The Truman Show, which floundered due to its lack of context for the world beyond the protagonist’s enclosed bubble. Although this story allows for limited contact much beyond the confines of the ship, the parameters of the ever-lurking enemy ship, and the islands the crew briefly visit, we know that this is the uni-

verse for these brave men.

For his performance as Captain Jack, Russell Crowe learned to play the violin and immersed himself in the linguistic source of his character while studying books on naval history. That information is necessary only inasmuch as it portends Mr. Crowe’s thoroughly convincing turn as a committed man of duty who leads his crew, and the film, without flinching or calling up anything less or more than the script demands.

Crowe’s Captain Jack Aubrey is the kind of masculine character that little boys look up to and imagine as a perfect example of everything an average man is capable of. That compliment is one to be shared by the ensemble of people who made the movie and the audiences who revere their fine efforts. Rating PG13 137 mins. MTW

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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Stoked: The Rise and Fall of Gator - R - Fri 5, 7:30 Bollywood/Hollywood - PG13 - Wed 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ Billabong Odyssey - PG - Th (10, 12:15, 2:30, 4:45), 7, 9:15, Fr, M-W (12:15, 2:30, 4:45), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:30), 4:45, 7, 9:15 Brother Bear - G - Th (10:15, 10:45, 12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:15, 5, 5:30), 7:15, 7:45, 9:15, 9:45, Fr, M-W (12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:15, 5, 5:30), 7:15, 7:45, 9:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (10:45, 12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:15), 5, 5:30, 7:15, 7:45, 9:15, 9:45 Kill Bill - R - Th (9:30, 12, 2:30, 5), 7:30, 10, Fr, M-W (12, 5), 10, Sa-Su (12), 5, 10 Master & Commander - PG13 - Fr, M-W (1, 1:30, 4, 4:30), 7, 7:30, 10, 10:30, Sa-Su (10:30, 1, 1:30), 4, 4:30, 7, 7:30, 10, 10:30 Matrix Revolutions - R - Th (9:30, 10, 10:30, 11, 12:30, 1, 1:30, 2, 3:30, 4, 4:30, 5), 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8, 9:30, 10, 10:30, 11, Fr, M-W (12:30, 1, 1:30, 2, 3:30, 4, 4:30, 5), 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8, 9:30, 10, 10:30, Sa-Su (10:30, 11, 12:30, 1, 1:30, 2, 3:30), 4, 4:30, 5, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8, 9:30, 10, 10:30 Radio - PG - Th (9:40, 12:10, 2:35, 5), 7:30, 9:55, Fr, M-W (12:10, 2:35, 5), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:10, 2:35), 5, 7:30, 9:55 The Rundown - PG13 - Th only (9:45, 12:30, 3, 5:20), 7:40, 10 School of Rock - PG13 - Th (9:35, 12:05, 2:20, 4:50), 7:20, 9:50, Fr, M-W (12, 2:30, 5), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 10 Under the Tuscan Sun - PG13 - Th (11:15, 1:50, 4:30), 7:10, 9:45, Fr-W (2:30), 7:30

Martine McCutcheon in the ultimate romantic comedy, Love Actually

Friday, November 14 Stoked: The Rise and Fall of Gator 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Tony Hawk among other superstars is featured in Stoked which documents skateboarding's phenomenal growth in the ‘80s and provides an insightful look at the mechanism of fame and its darker consequences as experienced by the world renowned "Gator" and, by extension, an entire youth culture. Described as "The only film about Skateboarding worth watching" by Vibe Magazine and "Incisive and Clear Eyed" by the Village Voice. "One of the Best Documentaries of the Year" agreed the SF Weekly. Rated R. 82 min.

Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.

Wednesday, November 19 Bollywood/Hollywood 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater If you loved Monsoon Wedding you'll love this story, told against a funky Bollywood beat about a dot com millionaire forced to get hitched simply to pacify his family and insure his financial well-being. In desperation, he hires a Spanish escort to pose as his fiancé and complications await just around corner. "A singing, dancing, colors-a-popping comedy and parody of Bollywood movie musicals... if you're just looking for a hearty laugh, Bollywood/Hollywood is your cuppa tea" (Seattle Weekly). In English. PG-13.

105 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.

New This Week LOONEY TUNES: BACK IN ACTION - (PG) Animation/Live Action - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and the rest of the gang leave the Warner Brothers backlot for high adventure in search of the mysterious Blue Diamond. Stars Brendan Fraser, Jenna Elfman, Steve Martin and Heather Locklear.

LOVE ACTUALLY - (R) - Romantic Comedy Ten separate (but intertwining) stories of love in London (with a small portion set in France), leading up to a big climax on Christmas Eve. One of the threads follows the brand new (unmarried) Prime Minister (Hugh Grant) of the United Kingdom, who falls in love with a sassy girl (Martine McCutcheon). Another story follows the relationship between a stepfather (Liam Neeson) and his young stepson. Also stars Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman and Keira Knightly.

MASTER AND COMMANDER - (PG13) Action/Adventure - Set during the Napoleonic wars, an epic tale of high sea adventure aboard the ship, the Surprise, and featuring British navy’s greatest fighting captain, Lucky Jack Aubrey (Russell Crowe) and the ship’s doctor, Stephen Maturin (Paul Bettany). See Film Critique.

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Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Elf - PG - Daily (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 In The Cut - R - Th only (12:45), 4:45, 7:30, 9:55 Looney Tunes: Back In Action - PG - Fr-W (12:30, 1:15, 2:45, 3:30), 4:50, 5:40, 7:45, 9:50 Love Actually - R - Fr-W (12:20, 1:45, 3), 4:30, 5:45, 7:15, 8:30, 10 Mystic River - R - Th (1), 4:05, 7, 9:55, Fr-W 7, 9:55 Runaway Jury - PG13 - Th only (1:15), 4:45, 7:25, 10 Scary Movie 3 - PG13 - Daily (12:45, 2:55), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Texas Chainsaw Massacre - R - Th only (1, 3:05), 5:10, 7:20, 9:30

BILLABONG ODYSSEY - (PG) - Documentary - The best of big wave surfing around the globe.

BROTHER BEAR - G - Animation - A young Native American, (voice of Joaquin Phoenix), whose older brother is killed by a bear, attempts to avenge his death by killing that bear. Along the way, the Great Spirits of the Pacific Northwest transform the young man into the thing he detests most— a bear.

ELF - (PG) - Comedy - An adult who was raised as one of Santa’s elves, goes to New York City to seek his family and save Christmas. Stars Will Ferrell.

IN THE CUT - R - Thriller - A New York writing professor, (Meg Ryan), has an erotic affair with a police detective (Mark Ruffalo) investigating a murder in her neighborhood of a beautiful young woman.

INTOLERABLE CRUELTY - (R) - Romantic Comedy - A successful divorce attorney (George Clooney) meets his match in a much-divorced woman (Catherine Zeta-Jones).

KILL BILL: VOLUME 1 - (R) - Action/Thriller - After awakening from a four-year coma, a former assassin (Uma Thurman) seeks revenge on her boss, Bill (David Carradine), and his dangerous squadron (Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah, Vivica A. Fox and Michael Madsen).

MATRIX REVOLUTIONS - (R) - Sci Fi Action - Third installment of The Matrix trilogy in which the epic war between man and machine reach a thundering crescendo. Stars Keanu Reeves, Carrie Anne Moss, Lawrence Fishburne and Jada Pinkett-Smith.

MYSTIC RIVER - (R) - Drama - A man seeks revenge in the wake of his daughter’s murder, reuniting him with his childhood friends. Stars Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Laurence Fishburne, Laura Linney and Kevin Bacon.

RADIO - (PG) - Drama - A story of the relationship between a prominent high school football coach (Ed Harris) in a small South Carolina town and the illiterate, mentally-challenged man nicknamed Radio (Cuba Gooding Jr.) whom he mentors.

RUNAWAY JURY - (PG13) - Drama - A man gets himself on the jury of a controversial court case involving gun manufacturers set in New Orleans. Stars John Cusack, Dustin Hoffman and Rachel Weisz.

THE RUNDOWN - (PG13) - Action Comedy - The son of an underworld kingpin and his bodyguard join forces to fight the evil head of a gold-mining corporation. Stars The Rock, Seann William Scott and Christopher Walken.

SCARY MOVIE 3 - PG13 - Comedy - A spoof film of mostly recent horror and science fiction hits, with an allstar cast including Pamela Anderson and Charlie Sheen.

SCHOOL OF ROCK - (PG13) - Comedy - Jack Black stars as a rock guitarist who takes a job as a 4th grade substitute teacher.

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE - (R) Horror - A former head-skinner at a local slaughterhouse goes on a killing spree brandishing a chainsaw and wearing the grotesque flesh masks of his victims.

UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy - An American lawyer (DianeLane) gives up life in the fast lane in order to rebuild her life--and new home--in the countryside of Italy.

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KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Brother Bear - G - Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 6:45, 8:45, Su-W (1:30), 5, 7:45 Elf - PG - Fr-Sa (1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:30, Su-W (1:45), 5:15, 8:15 Master & Commander - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1), 4:10, 7, 10, Su-W (1), 4:30, 8 Matrix Revolutions - R - Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:15, 7, 9:45, SuW (1:15), 4:45, 8

FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Elf - PG - Th (4:15), 7:15, 9:30, Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:45, 4:30), 7:30, 9:55 Intolerable Cruelty - PG13 - Th only (4:15) Kill Bill - R - Th only 7:30, 10 Looney Tunes Back In Action - PG - Fr, M-W (4:15), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:15 Master & Commander - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4), 7:05, 9:55, Sa-Su (1, 4), 7:05, 9:55 Radio - PG - Th only (4:30), 7:15, 9:45 Runaway Jury - PG13 - Th (4), 7, 9:45, Fr, M-W (4), 7:15, 10, Sa-Su (1:15, 4), 7:15, 10

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Brother Bear - G - Th-Fr, M-W (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 9:30, SaSu (11, 1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 9:30 Matrix - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 9:55, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:55 Scary Movie 3 - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:30, 4:30), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 9:45

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Freakin’ Flamenco

The Spiritual Maverick

Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC

Saturday, 8 p.m., at the McCoy Theater

The dance of flamenco is a genuine Spanish art that dates back to the late 18th century. It is a very emotive and dramatic dance, full of sensuality and elegant physical technique. The music, consisting of dynamic and highly stylized soloist guitar playing, is influenced by jazz, salsa, and bossa nova. The travel guide All About Spain says, “You have not listened to authentic Flamenco if not in a juerga with a small group of friends, at midnight somewhere in the South of Spain, when there is nothing around but the voice, the guitar and the body of a dancer moving in the moonlight.” But this weekend with the lovely lady in red, La Tania, at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center, may be as close as you can get to experience this essence of duende, or “soul of flamenco.”

It’s not every entertainer who bills himself as the first American to become a Buddhist monk in Burma, but Alan Clements isn’t your normal stage presence. Part Noam Chomsky, part Lenny Bruce, Clements is in town once again to do his “Spiritually Incorrect” show.

“We must do all we can to develop the spiritual self-defense to protect ourselves from propaganda, indoctrination and mind control,” he told Maui Time last year. “My weaknesses, foibles and the rest I see as facets on a diamond, rather than flaws to overcome.” They call him a “spiritual maverick,” but with a philosophy, he’s more like a spiritual anarchist.

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Reggae Cum Laude Friday, 9:30 p.m. at Hapa’s; Saturday, 9:30 p.m. at Casanova’s The founding members of Northern California’s roots reggae band Groundation met while studying jazz at Sonoma State University. So like all good jazz students, they started up a reggae band! Actually, the lead singer taught the first ever U.S. university offered History of Reggae Music course at Sonoma State as well. Now the band has been performing their original reggae music, along with some roots rockin’ covers, for four years and receiving some remarkably high praise. Jammin’ Reggae Archives called Groundation’s Each One Teach One album “one of the most satisfying roots reggae albums of the last five years—from any country.” With such ranking sounds like that they should be able to nice up the dance at Hapa’s and Casanova’s this weekend, nuh? And that’s iiiii-rey, mon!

Revolutionaries Sat., 12 p.m. at Borders in Kahului; Sun., 12 p.m. at the Old Courthouse in Lahaina Evelyn E. Cook’s written this book, you see, and it’s got a few people angry. The book is called 100 Years of Healing—The Legacy of a Kauai Missionary Doctor, and it’s about, well, a Kauai missionary doctor. Specifically, Dr. James W. Smith, who practiced medicine on Kauai in the middle to late 19th century. The controversy stems from Cook’s treatment of Smith’s eldest son, W.O. Smith—who planted Lahaina’s banyan tree—and led the 1893 overthrow of the Hawaiian monarchy. Contrary to accepted historical dogma, Cook found Smith “motivated by a sincere desire to end corruption in government.” Agree or not, she’ll be here this weekend to talk story and discuss her findings. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Love Battles & Water Nymphs Sunday, 3 p.m. at Seabury Hall in Makawao This is your last chance to see Shakespeare’s funniest tale of romance, companionship and love potions that is far more entertaining and saucy than any ol’ soap opera on television…or even my own. Well, I may have the fairies and tricksters, but certainly not the water nymphs anyway. Seabury’s most talented kids will be performing their version of A Midsummer Night’s Dream this weekend—be sure not to miss it!

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Dave Alvin - Friday. With Rick Shea. Former songwriter and guitarist for The Blasters and member of the harder-edged “X.” Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. La Tania - Saturday. The flamenco powerhouse and equally talented guitarists join forces. Tickets: $10-28.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Alan Clements Live - Saturday. An improvisational spoken word performance combining comedy, drama, satire, art and activism. Tickets: $20. 8 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

TICKETS ON SALE Michael Moschen - November 20. Magical artistic

performance that includes juggling and other visionary feats. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS

4th Annual I Love Lahaina - Fri-Sat, 12-9 p.m. at Lahaina Cannery Mall. A community event for the entire family including name entertainment, face painting, balloons and games. Funds will benefit the schools of West Maui. For info, call 661-5304.

Comedy/Magician Kerry Pollock - Friday through Dec. 2 at Warren & Annabelle’s in Lahaina. For more info, call 667-MAGIC. Evelyn E. Cook Book Signing - Sat, 12 p.m. at Borders in Kahului; Sun, 12-1 p.m. at the Old Courthouse in Lahaina. In promotion of her new book, “100 Years of Healing—The Legacy of a Kauai Missionary Doctor.” For info, call 822-4313.

“Tiki Lounge” TV Show - Sun, 6:30 p.m. and Mon, 3:30 a.m. on channel 53. For info, call 669-3184.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 13

Maui Farm Hoe-Down & Country Fair - 6-8:30 p.m. at the Wailuku Community Center. Food, entertainment, a silent auction, a country store with produce & crafts and a "closet treasures" sale.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15

St. Anthony Christmas Bazaar - 7 a.m.-1 p.m. at St. Anthony Church in Wailuku. Free admission.

St. Joseph School's Christmas Craft Fair - 7 a.m.-2 p.m. at St. Joseph Church in Makawao.

Admission is 50 cents.

Holiday Gift to Maui Nui - 8 a.m.-12 p.m. at Makena State Park. Part of Community Work Day Program volunteer cleanup island wide. Supplies and refreshments provided, with short hike to the pu’u afterwards. For more info, call 877-2524.

Kama’aina Holiday Fair - 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at the Hawaii Nature Center, 875 Iao Valley Road. Food, crafts and raffle. For more info, call 244-6500, ext. 10.

10th Annual "Festa Italiana" - 5-9 p.m. at Kihei Community Center (corner of Lipoa and Piilani).

Delicious dinner: pasta, sausage, antipasta, salad & garlic bread. There will be entertainment & live and silent auctions. For info, call 242-9327.

East Maui Animal Refuge 8th Annual Fundraiser - 6-10 p.m. Tickets: $45 advance; $50 at the door. Heavy pupu's, silent and live auction; No host bar; entertainment featuring "Tropical Harps". For info, call 667-9249.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 16

Ben Franklin Crafts' Winter Craft Fair - 9 a.m.2 p.m. at War Memorial Gym in Wailuku. Free.

Starbucks Grand Opening - 12-3 p.m. at the Queen Kaahumanu Center. Festivities include live entertainment, prize giveaways and free Frappuccino samples. A portion of the proceeds will go to Maui AIDS Foundation. For more info, call 871-6290.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 18

Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concert Series - 6, 8:30 p.m. at the Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua Amphitheater. Hosted by George Kahumoku, Jr., with special guest, Owana Salazar. Tickets: $35 visitor, $25 kama’aina. For more info, call 669-3858.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 19

Henry Kaleialoha Allen’s South Sea Island Magic - 7-9 p.m. in the Lower Courtyard of The Shops At Wailea. With steel guitar and hula dancer. For more info, call 891-6770.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Evan Schulman, Thu and Tue, 6:30 p.m.; Damien Awai, Mon, 6:30-10 p.m.; How Phat, Wed, 6:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; Classic rock with JD & Mario, Fri, 3-6 p.m.; JD & Friends, Sat, 4-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Jarret Robak, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, Sat, 7 p.m.; Jonah Livin, Sun, 7 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. Mariachi music on Sunday with Pablo, 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock) with Twisted Fisherman, Fri (9 p.m.-1 a.m.); Gene Argell (blues and jazz piano), Sat; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (classical guitar), Tue; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. unless otherwise noted.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

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Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m.

Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007.

LuLu’s - Patrick Major, Thu, 4-7 p.m. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9

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BOCALINO

Funk, Soul & Disco w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

Neto Peraza & Angie Carr, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana, Hawaiian contemporary, No cover, 10pm

CASANOVA

Infinite Beats, $5, 9:30pm

Tropix Orgasmix, $7-$10, 9:45pm

Groundation, Roots Reggae, $10, 9:45pm

Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am

Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

Wed - Local Jams, No cover, 10pm

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT

Kanekoa, $3, 8-11pm

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

Open Mic Night, with Jim (Deviltown) & Joe (Volt), 10pm

ACE’s Radio Rehab, Bring your own CD’s, No cover, 10pm

ERIK’S SEAFOOD & SUSHI 843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Groundation, Roots Reggae from California, $10, 9:30pm

Ladies Night, $5, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Mon - Mario Favre & Jennifer Weatherly, Retro rock; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa Rodriguez; Wed - Soul Concepts, R & B; All shows 10pm-1am, No cover!

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Flava Zone

MON - Uncle Willie K; TUE - Ultra Fab Tuesday, 10pm; WED - Aloha Wednesday, $5, 9pm

Dance Connection

Mon - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm

Vince Esquire, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Da Hawaiians, 5-9pm; T-Ray Band, 9p-12am

Tom Cherry Band, No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

MGD Band, No cover, 9pm-12am

JACQUE’S

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm Kenny Roberts, No cover, 5-7pm

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

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355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

El Niño, No cover, 5pm

Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm

Mon - Da Hawaiians, No cover; Tue - Chico & DaKine, No cover; Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover

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KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight Voodoo Suns, No cover

LIFE’S A BEACH

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

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DA KINECALENDAR p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI

Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m.

33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.; 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - John Moore Project, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009.

Moana Cafe - Gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30 p.m. at Spats Trattoria. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:309:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun and Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:309:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Free nightly hula show and dance music, 6 p.m.; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music

by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kapule Paoa, Sun; Kincaid Basques, Mon, Fri and Sat; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Polynesian Dinner Show, Tue, 5:30 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals, beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri thru Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sat, Sun and Wed; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic, Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

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Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Live music by Lono, Thu; Brado Mamalias, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat-Sun; Bobby Krueger, Mon-Wed; all sets 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon,

I grew up listening to my mom’s records of Van Halen, Blondie and Miles Davis, which makes my current bipolar musical tendencies somewhat understandable. After some embarrassing junior high pop fanaticism that included Duran Duran, Bananarama and The Cure, I decided goth-industrial (Skinny Puppy, Joy Division, Alien Sex Fiend) music and punk rock (Misfits, GBH, The Adolescents) would be better suited to make my mom really squirm. It worked until she told me she actually liked Fields of Nephilim and the Butthole Surfers so then that ended right there. Anyway, music has always been my number one love—weird but brief freedom rock and Grateful Dead phases notwithstanding, my eclectic tastes have pretty much been consistent in including some classical (Mozart’s Nocurnes, esp.) and jazz (John Coltrane, Billie Holliday), some old country (Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline), some hard rock, punk and metal (duh), world music and now, more currently, electronica. I must agree with Spike in saying it’s completely masochistic to hone down my endless and moody list to anything less than ten. But here goes…

PETER GABRIEL “PASSION: LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST” [SOUNDTRACK] Mostly instrumental, with Eastern and African influences and intertwined rhythms, this is ambient world music with a rock edge, but don’t let that scare you. Ethereal and yes, passionate, the music is haunting and will stimulate your senses. Listening to this CD is an intense introspective experience—who needs drugs? Just open your mind and listen to this one. —Universal Records 1988

TOOL “UNDERTOW” Angry and nihilistic yet wistful, intelligent and emotional, Tool not only lyrically challenges standard conventions of religion and thought, but also musically what it means to be ‘metal.’ Effectively powerful and heavy, it’s metal without unintelligible screaming and obnoxious pretension. Standouts include brutal classics “Prison Sex” and “Sober,” Henry Rollins’ guest appearance on “Bottom,” the melodic rage of “Crawl Away,” Danny Carey’s fierce drumming, and of course, James Maynard Keenan. Keenan is one of the most uniquely emotive vocalists and enigmatic lyricists of the entire hard rock/metal genre. Not to mention the videos still give me nightmares. —Volcano Records 1993

TRICKY “MAXINQUAYE” This is Tricky’s finest work and a timeless release in smoldering trip-hop.

Lots of other dub and electronica artists and songs tend to sound repetitive, but the various tones and moods Tricky uses make each song fresh and flavorful. Maxinquaye utilizes distorted percussion, aggressive guitar riffs and eclectic sampling, and all throughout the album, a solid bass-heavy backbeat and Tricky’s sexy low-key rap that gives Martina Topley-Bird’s sultry vocals an unexpected contrasting power and eroticism, especially on songs like “Overcome,” “Suffocated Love” and “Abbaon Fat Track.” It’s all about Martina, really. This album is dark, resonating and hypnotically sexual, sonic bliss. —Polygram Records 1995

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Massive Attack is known for creating the greatest ambient and sexy, melancholic and downtempo music ever, and this is their most seductive, timeless masterpiece. They combine hip-hop, rock, R&B, reggae and electronica in a variety of textures, beats and several guest vocalists, including Elizabeth Fraser (of The Cocteau Twins) on “Teardrop,” Sara Jay on “Dissolved Girl” and Horace Andy, on the euphoric opening track “Angel” and the unforgettable deep-dub classic “Man Next Door.” A perfect after-hours chill-out album, “Mezzanine” is full of paradox and complexities—it is both beautiful and menacing and I will never tire of hearing it. This is absolutely my favorite album of all time. —Virgin Records 1998

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Trent Reznor is one twisted fuck. And a musical genius. He proved it on 1994’s rock/pop/techno/metal/industrial-frenzied Downward Spiral.

But whereas that album unleashes frustrated angst, The Fragile unfolds slow and steady, with a more mature and explosive catharsis. While the instrumental song, “The Frail,” is almost hopelessly heartbreaking, “The Wretched” somehow soothes in its spiteful contempt. This is one of the most beautiful albums ever written, composed by a graceful master of angry, hopeless, redemptive and empowering music. Did I already say what my favorite album is? Oh, darn. Well, this is absolutely my favorite double-CD album of all time. Ever. —Interscope Records 1999 MTW

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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036 LULU’S

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

monday11/17 – wednesday11/19

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm

Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm N/A, $5, 9:30pm Bobby Ingram, Blues & Jazz, No cover, 8pm

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Vanessa & The Project, No cover, 8pm

NFL Football

Mon - Live NFL Football, 2-6pm; Wed - Maui “Idol”, Karaoke w/Tyrone, No cover, 8-11pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close

DJ Mackie Mac, 6pm

DJ “Big Daddy” Steve, No cover, 8:30pm-close

Jonah Livin, No cover, 6-9pm DJ Tark, No cover, 9pm-close

Mon - DJ Tark, No cover, 9pm-close; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 8:30pm; Wed - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9:30pm

Puritan, indie rock, No cover, 9pm

Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm

Mon - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7:30pm; Tue - Mark Burnett, No cover, 6pm; Open Mic Night, No cover, 9pm; Wed - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 9pm Murray Thorne, No cover, 9pm Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

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Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

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At Wailea’s Only Sports Bar Saturdays with the NCAA, Sundays with the NFL 7 TV’s All Big Screen plus Satellite 2 for 1 Breakfast • Happy Hour Drinks During Games!

Live Music Every Night - No Cover Don’t Forget to Sign Up for Mulligans Golf Tournament

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FRIDAY Murray Thorne SATURDAY Puritan SUNDAY Celtic Tigers

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DA KINECALENDAR Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon thru Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

EAST MAUI

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

POLITICAL

Maui Peace Action Presents “Romero” - Fri, 6:30 p.m. at Ka Lama Bldg., room 103, MCC. A free screening of the film about Salvaforan Archbishoop Oscar Romero, who was targeted by death squads for his courageous peace work. Stars Raul Julia, rated PG13. For more info, call 878-8015.

Ways and Means Town Meeting - Sat, 12:30 p.m. on Akaku channel 53. Broadcast of the 22nd Legislature Senate Committee WAM meeting to hear concerns from Maui residents as they relate to state government. For more info, call 871-5554.

Maui County Republican Party Meeting - Mon, 7 p.m. at the Garden Room at Kalama Heights, 101 Kanani Road, Kihei. For more info, call 874-6963.

Kihei Community Association Public Meeting - Tue, 6:30-8:30 p.m. at the Kihei Community Center.

For more information, please call 879-5390.

LECTURES

Ohana Connection Talk - Tue, 8:30-10:30 a.m. at the MOA, 164 Kamehameha, Kahului. Wayne Marentette discusses “The Objective Between the Union of Personality and Soul.” For info, call 573-6343.

A Night Under the Stars: Sea and Sky Unite Tue, 7 p.m. at the Nat’l Marine Sanctuary, 726 S. Kihei Rd. A free talk by astronomy writer Harriet Witt. For info, call 879-2818.

PERFORMING ARTS

Maui Live Poets Society - Thu, 6:30-9 p.m. in Lahaina. Open poetry readings. For info, call 661-0517.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream - Sun, 3 p.m. at Seabury Hall in Makawao. Shakespeare’s most magical comedy. Tickets: $11. For info, call 573-1257.

ART

John Young Foundation Exhibit - Through Nov. 23, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. in the Schaefer International Gallery.

One of Hawai‘i’s most beloved and well-known late20th century artists, John Young combined Chinese heritage and contemporary Western abstraction. For more info, call 242-7469.

Barbara D. Miller Retrospective - Through Nov. 25, at the Mayor’s Lounge, 9th Floor of the County Building, Wailuku. Award-winning local artist and teacher. For more info, call 573-0337.

“Art in the Village” - Thu, 6-10 p.m. at Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567.

Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - Thu, 8:30 a.m. on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337.

Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m.

Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments, all free and open to the public. Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194.

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He U`i Cultural Arts Festival - Sat-Sun, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. under the Banyan Tree in Lahaina Town. Arts and crafts, with live Hawaiian music and cultural talks. Free admission. For more info, call 667-9194.

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New Youth Service Centers - Free drop-in activities and special classes for teens 13-19 years old at Hui Malama Learning Center (Mon-Fri, 2-6 p.m.; Sat, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.) and at Hawaiian Canoe Club in Kahului (Mon-Fri, 2-5 p.m.). For info, call 244-5911, ext. 30.

Hawaii High School Rodeo Assn's Youth Rodeo - Sat-Sun, 9 a.m. at the Oskie Rice Memorial Arena in Olinda. Rodeo participants open to youth from kindergarten to high school seniors. For info, call 870-3421.

"Do The Zoo" Days - Sat, 12-2 p.m. at Zoo Maui, 2315 Kekaulike Ave. in Kula. Squirt the giraffe, and his 100+ friends. $5 per person. For info, call 878-2189.

Seaside Stories - Sun, 11 a.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4-10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. For information, call 249-8811.

SPORTS

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 13

Free Tai Chi Class - 6:30-7:30 p.m. at the Maui Kenpo Dojo (behind Maui Tacos) in Lahaina. For first time students only! Call 573-3355 for more info.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14

Free Maui Kenpo Dojo Classes - 6-7 p.m. Free and open to the public. For info, call 665-1463.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15

Juvenile Diabetes' Annual Awareness-Raising Walk - at Keopuolani Park in Kahului. For info, call 579-8493.

14th Terry Fox Day of Hope - 10K run/5K walk starts at 7 a.m. $25 entry, $30 day of run. Dinner gala & silent auction: 6:30-11:30 p.m. Table: $3000, Individual ticket: $195. For info, call 874-8000.

4th Annual Maui Invitational Boxing Event - at the War Memorial Gym, Wailuku. The event will include Big Island, Oahu & Maui fighters. Tickets: $10/$15. For more info, call 874-3476.

2nd Annual Mana`o Challenge - 8:30 a.m. at Charley Young Beach in Kihei. 1-mile swim, 2-mile paddleboard segment, 3-mile kayak or canoe segment, and 1-mile beach run; individuals and 2-person teams.

For more info, call 280-4893.

Snowboard Night - 6:45 p.m. in the parking lot of Hi-Tech. Featuring a 11x16 foot outdoor movie screen premiering the new movie “White Balance.” Also event booths, fitness tips, local grinds and snowtrip giveaway and other prizes. For info, call 877-2111.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 19

Volleyball Clinics - 2:30-4:30 p.m. at the Eddie Tam Gym in Makawao. For boys and girls in 6th through 8th grades. For info, call 572-8122.

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SANDBAR & GRILL

89 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8742

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

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Surf Party Fundraiser, w/DJ Sal & Friends, $5, 9pm

Hot Apple Pie, $5, 9pm

Marty Dread, $5, 9pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Halloween Party, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Crunch Pups, No cover, 9:30pm

The Pacific Storm, No cover, 9pm

Kenny Roberts & Friends, No cover, 9pm

Planet Seed, $2, 9pm-1am

Skillet w/Dina Burton, No cover, 9pm-1am

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

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monday11/17 – wednesday11/19

Trevor Jones, No cover, 1pm

Wed - Harris Moku & Company, No cover, 9pm

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ARIES: You’re ready for fun romance and creative expression. Clear out old debts. Make right any misunderstandings you had with another person. Visit someone that’s shut-in, whether they’re in an old folks home, a hospital or a prison.

TAURUS: Catch up on correspondence with siblings, neighbors and close friends.

Negotiations of all kinds should go smoothly.

You are ready for romance, friendships, partnerships and marriage. Art and music give you a sense of motivation.

GEMINI: Get yourself on a firmer foundation. Save your nickels and dimes. This is an excellent time to get yourself established.

Monetary gains are most likely on Thursday and Friday. Make sure people are aware of the services you offer.

CANCER: Take a break from being so serious. Allow yourself a little bit of fun. Be loving without expecting something in return. Find satisfaction in your creative abilities. Spread joy through humor, art, sports and games.

LEO: Home projects that inspire a sense of renewal and spontaneity are appropriate for now. Do something to honor your parents or your elders. Memories and dreams take center stage. The Leo moon this weekend makes every party a super celebration.

VIRGO: Empower yourself with good friends, good books and a good sense of direction.

Converse with others on the most basic and universal issues of the day. Bike rides, long walks and boat voyages will get you deeper in touch with local natural splendor.

LIBRA: You’ll be known as a person of substance this week. Materials that are needed are in focus. It’s time to be resourceful and to look in different places for the things you need.

You’ll be feeling poetic. You are gifted with a good story.

SCORPIO: The last couple weeks of Scorpio deal with faith. The lighter aspects of this normally intense sign shine through. Creative inspiration is made manifest in music, art and drama. The core issues of life, death, sex and spiritual truth are in focus.

SAGITTARIUS: The way you love and the way you think is in all the news and reviews. The reason you’re hip, is because you rule the hips and thighs. Help others and accept help when you need it. It will be hard not to feel heroic.

CAPRICORN: Your social life is linked to your spiritual life and your personal values.

Think of your relationships as determining who and where you’ll be in the future. Being nice to your enemies will pay off in the long run. Being sensitive to your partner is crucial.

AQUARIUS: Positions of power seem to come to you naturally. Social pranks and frivolity are easier for you to participate in. Keep us laughing. Stay committed to making your body a happier place to live inside of. Coconut is better than a donut or sweet bread.

PISCES: Life’s great adventure keeps on getting sweeter. Enthusiasm and bravery are your new words to live by. Activate or disintegrate.

Create lest you destroy. Your intuition is high.

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Mind Body Spirit

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A G U I D E F O R H E A LT H Y L I V I N G

My Friend José “But you CAN say ‘bitch,’” he said.

He was one of the Digital Underground management trying to give Humpty the lowdown on obscenity protocol before they went on stage at Hapa’s. You know, stuff like, you can’t say “f**k” or “s**t” or “affordable housing on Maui.” Apparently, the DU crew was busy getting drunk and receiving this lowdown at Horhito’s, while next door, the opening band was pissing off the crowd. I think they were called Underwater Tongues with Dr. Platypus or something. My friends said they kept trying to dedicate the show to their “dead homies” and “Tupac Shakur” before they even began rapping. Inevitably, they were boo-ed off the stage.

“They coulda been good,” said Dave. “But they were just… bad.”

The next night had me and a friend checking the scene on Front Street, testing the tequila at Kobe, Hard Rock Café, Hecocks and of course, the Sly Mongoose. We saw Travis from the old popular Lahaina band Need For Water there, along with naughty musician, Howard Ahia. Why is it that when I’m out with someone I like, other men suddenly want to give me attention? My friend Kevin kept kissing me, which was nice and all ‘cause he’s a handsome, witty, vocabularily-gifted man—but he’s also gay. I mean, of course.

On Saturday, Katy and I attended an Aloha ‘Oe Party for Matt, our Maui Film Festival buddy and Kahoolawe environmental scientist leaving Maui to do research in Iraq, of all places. The party was in Kuau, at this amazing property on a little cliff overlooking Tavares Bay. They had this fabulous jazz band outside under the full moon and there was yummy BBQ, wine and beer, and lotsa love for Matt.

The crowd was young and beautiful with a sprinkling of the international flavor. They consisted mostly of surfers, Seabury graduates and fellow Kahoolawe co-workers, one of whom was telling me of his bizarre psychic relationship with Baby Jesus. Don’t ask. Of course, I didn’t and I still got an earful.

One attractive young couple, John and Kimmy, was convinced they were going to catch the Olinda Cat and wanted to give me an exclusive. Another charming couple, Rob and Denby, kept giving up my identity to these interesting new people I had just met while they were mid-story so that suddenly their stories would switch to, “Uh, it wasn’t really ME—it was a FRIEND of mine… yeah.”

I overheard this one cute girl tell her friend about the Commando Hike she did the other day—you know, the one by the bamboo forest in Huelo.

“Oh, you went hiking with no underwear?” her friend said.

As I briefly and shamelessly flirted with a sexy Italian boy from Naples, one of Matt’s friends was giving a toast. He was basically singing Matt’s praises, going on and on about the effects the young scientist and surfer has had on the folks gathered there in his honor.

“Matt’s touched more people than the New England archbishop,” he said.

Yeah. Then Katy got drunk—no, not I— and sad for her David Letterman Show celebrity pal Matt. So we went to the SandBar in Paia to see our friend José… Cuervo, that is. We ended up talking to the hilarious Élan from the John Moore Project, who told me how much he enjoys reading Maui Time Weekly.

“I like to check the horoscopes and what band is playing where, then stick the paper under the seat of my car and read the rest later on the toilet when I have time,” said Élan.

Then the jazz musicians from Matt’s party came into the bar, including keyboardist Mark Johnson. As I reached my hand out to shake his, Katy intercepted me to give Mark a big, juicy hug.

“Hey, she just cock-blocked me!” I said to Élan.

“Do girls really call it that?” he asked.

“Can you think of anything better?” I replied. He thought for a moment.

“How ‘bout ‘vaginal obstruction’?” he said, laughing.

I went back to talking to my friend José. MTW

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