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COVER STORY 10 Laulima Farms

Shopping Nook!

It’s more than a bicycle-powered blender

by Danielle Latman

LOCAL NEWS 5 Indigenous Injustice 8 An Army of Scum Why can’t we free Leonard Peltier?

by Joshua Cooper

Or, we’re looking for a few good homosexual rapists by Ted Rall

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Other possibilities: weather, reality and Hispanic channels.

-Michael McCarthy, USA Today, May 7, 2004

TONIGHT ON THE FOX WEATHER CHANNEL… Totally Outrageous Storms Caught on Tape The action begins in Lawrence, Kansas, where old man Oscar G. “Turbo” Turbeson has managed to videotape a cyclone tearing apart his chicken coop, silo and 1932 Studebaker. Later, some sexy coeds lose more than their tops as Hurricane Eddie slams into a hip Jamaican resort. The episode ends with 17 minutes of raw, unedited footage of drought-plagued Lawton, Oklahoma.

All Those Other Weather Shows on TV Suck Except This One A light-hearted, nightly roundtable discussion of the weather world. Tonight, panelist Willard Scott discusses how he used to call the weather when he had hair. Then special guest star Simon Cowell (Star of the Fox hit American Idol) tells why last week’s sudden rainstorm in Spokane was inferior to all the other downpours that hit Washington State this month.

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ON ZORRO!, THE NEW FOX HISPANIC CHANNEL… The Auto Boyz It isn’t easy running the city’s biggest auto detailing shop, but Julio (Paul Rodriguez) does his best. Tonight, the rest of the Boyz throw him a party after he hires a new, female mechanic (special guest star Christina Aguilera). Then everything goes haywire when Julio’s long-lost brother (special guest star Lorenzo Lamas) shows and wants a piece of the action.

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Meanwhile, under the old olive tree, Rosalita tells Pedro that they’re no longer having sex after he says he’s still entered in next week’s big tractor race. Elsewhere, young Amanda Adams—daughter of Jonathan Adams, who owns the local agribusiness concern—drops by the panaderia to see Juanita but is heartbroken to see how hard the single mother of three has to work. Feeling sorry for her friend, Amanda drops a few coins in the near-empty tip jar.

EH BRAH! Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less, changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent to “Eh Brah!” c/o Maui Time Weekly, 658 Front Street, Ste. 126A–7278, Lahaina, HI 96761 or send an e-mail to

ehbrah@mauitime.com Since it doesn’t seem that you’re capable of making good choices when it comes to customer service, let me spell it out for you: screaming at customers is not a good thing.

Next time you feel the need to scream at a potential customer for parking in your unmarked loading zone, why don’t you stop and think about what you’re trying to accomplish and what you could lose by acting like a raving lunatic. Even if your overpriced, greasy food is halfway decent, nobody likes to support a jerk. Try adding a little bit of Aloha to your personality. If that isn’t possible, at least post “No Parking” signs and let the signs do the screaming for you.

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Indigenous Injustice Why can’t we free Leonard Peltier?

While the global community is right now focusing on the American mistreatment of prisoners in Iraq, there is a small room in the United Nations that over the next two weeks will be looking at the world’s treatment of indigenous peoples.

And there is one prisoner—#89637-132, housed at the U.S. Federal Penitentiary at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas—who deserves to have his case examined in detail.

a petition containing 95,000 signatures of law enforcement agents. It was an unprecedented show of political activism by the bureau.

From prison, Peltier remains committed to indigenous peoples’ cause for justice. He’s created a scholarship for students, and assists youth from his cell. He’s become a symbol of struggle for self-determination of indigenous peoples around the world.

“Although prison life becomes more and

FROM PRISON, PELTIER REMAINS COMMITTED TO INDIGENOUS PEOPLES’ CAUSE FOR JUSTICE. HE’S CREATED A SCHOLARSHIP FOR STUDENTS, AND ASSISTS YOUTH FROM HIS CELL. HE’S BECOME A SYMBOL OF STRUGGLE FOR SELF-DETERMINATION OF INDIGENOUS PEOPLES AROUND THE WORLD. He’s an Ojibwe from the Turtle Mountain reservation in North Dakota. His name is Leonard Peltier, and he believes his people have been fighting terrorism in the name of homeland security since 1492.

Peltier’s been in prison for his association with a tragic shooting on June 26, 1975 at the Jumping Bull property that killed two FBI agents and an American Indian Movement (AIM) activist.

While many Americans have forgotten Peltier’s case, his cause continues to attract global attention. Many legal scholars and advocates believe his imprisonment is more for being an Indian than his alleged guilt.

Peltier and many indigenous youth involved in the AIM were committed to resurrecting indigenous culture and resisting the colonial oppression that took its form in repeated violations of the 371 treaties made between the U.S. Government and indigenous nations.

During the 1970s, America was facing tumultuous times, with the government at times resorting to denying the principles of democracy to indigenous peoples.

Peltier is a symbol of such subjugation.

According to witnesses, defense attorneys and even FBI documents, the details of the shoot-out and Peltier’s subsequent conviction are steeped in controversy.

From mysterious deaths of key witnesses like Anna Mae Aquash to the FBI’s veiled threats for favorable testimony, the whole trial and prosecution do not seem to illustrate justice being served.

The closest chance for clemency occurred during the Clinton administration, but was quashed after 300 FBI agents marched on the White House with

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more difficult with age, my spirit remains unbroken,” wrote Peltier in a recent letter, “and I still dream of rejoining my people in freedom and continuing our work for human rights and justice.”

In fact, Peltier continues to do more in prison for humanity than most people accomplish on the outside. From children’s gift drives at Christmas at Pine Ridge to law scholarships for students at New York University, Peltier establishes projects to fit the needs of Native Americans.

For instance, he’s assisted rehabili-

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tation for prisoners based on traditional cultural practices while also demanding a restructuring of health delivery systems on Indian reservations. He also began a pilot program to document the needs and requirements for delivery and care. This is now known as the Leonard Peltier Health Care Reform Package.

Its ultimate intent is to fundamentally alter health care delivery on reservations throughout the U.S. He’s also established a job creation and training program to stimulate Native American business enterprises. He’s also begun a youth entrepreneur program to teach skills to manage economic endeavors balancing culture and commerce.

Peltier’s focus on providing opportunities for future generations is made possible through the power of his pen in art. Peltier worked to have prisoners’ artwork displayed around the world in hopes of starting art programs for prisoners, as well as increasing their self-confidence. He donates his artwork to several human rights and social welfare organizations to help them in raising funds. By donating his painting to the Leonard Peltier Charitable Foundation, he was

able to supply computers and educational supplies such as books and encyclopedias to libraries and families on Pine Ridge.

He’s been widely recognized for these efforts and has won several human rights awards, including the North Star Frederick Douglas Award, Humanist of the Year Award, and the International Human Rights Prize.

Peltier’s life inspires collective action to correct this injustice against one indigenous leader that will be a crime against humanity as long as it persists. We should remember what one author wants us to do when in the face of such an act.

“This book is a prayer, a hope, a shout, a flaming arrow shot into the dark night of our collective national dishonor,” wrote Harvey Arden. “We are all and each of us complicit in Leonard’s imprisonment so long as we do not stand up, every one of us and all of us together, this very moment and collectively denounce and oppose and contest in every way possible this over travesty and tragedy of this innocent man’s continuing imprisonment.” MTW

LC Watch Here are a couple of Cuervo Girls who couldn’t wait to get their picture taken with Liquor Control Officer II Harry Matsuura while he’s on the job monitoring Cinco de Mayo festivities.

And it’s a good thing the girls aren’t in violation of paragraph D of Section 08-101-23 of the Rules Governing the Manufacture and Sale of Intoxicating Liquor of the County of Maui, which states that entertainers in any club or bar “shall not expose to view any portion of the pubic hair, anus, cleft of the buttocks, vulva or genitals, or any portion of the female breast below the top of the areola.”

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MONDAY, MAY 3 Yup, they finally did it. “They,” of course, are the best and brightest that make up our beloved Hawaii State Legislature. And “it” is, naturally, the act of delaying implementation of the famed gasoline price cap law. Now we all know that it was the Hawaii State Legislature that first passed this law two years ago, but now they’re saying they need an additional 15 months—15 months!—to “develop rules” and so forth.

Hmm, whatever happened to that old rule that the legislature is never supposed to do anything stupid during an election year? Or how about the rule that no governing body should enact a controversial law during an election year?… By the way, the non-profit Electrical Safety Foundation International (ESFI)— made up of representatives from the electrical industry and labor organizations— has declared May to be Electrical Safety Month. This means be extra careful around your electrical appliances and power generators and Tesla Coils or whatever it is that you keep around the home to liven things up. That current’s hot!… Pacific Coast Kayak Company owner Martin Kotz manages to get himself kicked out of yet another hearing on the situation down at Ahihi-Kinau (also called La Perouse Bay). “Everybody here is wrong!” yelled Kotz before community members and state officials had him tossed from tonight’s advisory meeting.

“Everything is the opposite of the truth!”

Fans of Kotz will recall the outspoken advocate of commercializing the hell out of the delicate and sacred Ahihi-Kinau yelled much the same thing at a Dec. 19 hearing in Kahului before a uniformed security guard gave him the hook.

TUESDAY, MAY 4 At a time when Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa has announced that it will now be accepting junk cars at the Abandoned Vehicle Processing Facility off Mokulele Highway, Maui News reporter Harry Eagar offers his own advice. “Any cars dumped in the deep ocean can be forgotten,” he wrote in today’s News. “With the North Pacific gyre, anything that sinks more than 1,500 feet might as well be on the dark side of the moon as far as further interaction with the surface is concerned.” And unlike the lifeless dark side of the moon, the creatures in the “deep ocean” are cool with us dumping our old Buicks down there? Cool!

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WEDNESDAY, MAY 5 The Hawaii State Senate may hate so-called “vexatious requesters”—people who make repeated and perfectly legal requests for public records under the State Open Records Act—but the State Legislature doesn’t.

Thanks to their doing nothing whatsoever— oh, if all state legislatures were so skilled at that—they succeeded in shelving a bill that would have limited public information to members of the public deemed “vexatious.”

This is not the time for Hawaii to follow the anti-democratic leanings of the Bush Administration, which has spent the last three years taking unprecedented steps to limit the public’s access to records and documents the public paid to create and store. If the public wants the records, the public should get the records. Just like if the public wants to go to a public meeting on the proposed commercial use of La Perouse Bay and draw little pictures of proposed toll booths and tell people La Perouse isn’t commercial enough and generally behave all rude and get up in everyone’s grill, he should be able to do that. Well,

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THURSDAY, MAY 6 Okay, this has got to stop right now. This whole sanctimonious shock anytime an elected official or body of elected officials acts in any way “political” or “partisan.” I’m speaking, naturally, of today’s front page Maui News article headlined “Mayor assails ‘political game.’” The article details how Mayor Alan Arakawa—a pretty cool and collected guy, usually—says the County Council has “gone after” his mayoral office and is under-funding it. “I feel the council is playing a political game that’s going to shortchange the community,” Arakawa told News reporter Ilima Loomis.

“I understand they have an election coming up, but I have a county to run.” Whaaaaaat?!

Politics among politicians? In an election year, of all times!? I’m shocked—shocked, I tell you!

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saying they’re different from all the other politicians out there. They talk about good government and concentrating on the people’s business, and then they go to a big fundraiser at some resort hosted by a big developer who’s got thousands of acres of land he wants to turn into an even bigger resort where officials can talk about how “vexatious” public records requestors are undermining democracy.

FRIDAY, MAY 7 Kent Smith is back. You remember the guy—tried to ram his 254-home project through the Maui County Council last fall.

Wanted to build his Pu’unoa Project of socalled “affordable homes”—county planning documents said most of 127 set aside for “working people” would actually be every bit as expensive as the rest of the dwellings being built in these parts—on the southern outskirts of Lahaina. It’s a nice place, really, except for the fact that traffic there going in and out of the town is a snarling mess. Anyway, Smith sent a letter to his bestest supporter Councilman Joseph Pontanilla—which was included on today’s council agenda—asking the council to let him start over and present his “project revisions” at an “update meeting.”

The two page letter makes clear that Smith got religion after the council slammed the door in his face when he tried to use the affordable housing excuse to get the state to end-run his project around the usual county requirements of local hearings, environmental impact studies and so forth. Seeing as how him thumbing his nose at the county didn’t get him anything last time, it’s clear Smith now wants to go through all the usual motions. Considering how he’s made the access road from Honoapiilani Road up into the Pu’unoa lands all pretty and paved, we’re figuring he’ll get his way this time… Since this is the week when public records are hot, it’s nice to find out that Maui County’s public records are being stored with great care and attention—and by “great care and attention,” I naturally mean “in the dank, musty basement of the old post office.” “[T]he basement also has a high level of mold spores from damp rooms that caused the county to close off the building,” wrote Maui News reporter Loomis today.

Mmmm… mold spores. MTW

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LAME EXCUSES In Los Angeles in February, Michael Marks, 25, raising an insanity defense to attempted murder, said he was drug-crazed at the time of the crime because someone on a balcony above him had spilled PCP on top of his head and that it must have affected his thinking. He was convicted. And Michael Cammarota, 57, asked a judge in New York City in February not to imprison him for engineering a multi-victim investment fraud but rather to send him to a mental institution because he needs help for his “addiction” to “money.” He got four to 12 years.

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William Rhode, 53, was arrested in February and charged in several incidents in which he visited daycare centers in the New Jersey towns of Hardyston, Jefferson and Pequannock and inquired about employment, even though he was dressed in pink women’s tights and a large diaper.

The first two visits were alarming enough to officials, but police arrived in force after the Holy Spirit School in Pequannock reported that Rhode had relieved himself in front of students.

Serial thief Colin Sadd, 41, pleaded guilty in April in Sheffield, England, to his latest capers, including swiping five cars that he had gotten dealers to let him test drive. As with his previous car thefts, Sadd drove them around, cleaned them up inside, and washed and waxed them before abandoning them. Said his wife, “(H)e desperately needs help with his obsession.” And Debra Janan Goins was charged with theft in February in Mount Carmel, Tenn., after writing three checks taken from a purse she stole, but each time carefully filling in the check register with all the details of the illegal transactions.

THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX It was a black male police officer who arrested her, and a black female officer who searched her, but drunk-driving suspect Donna Mills, who is a black New York City judge, still played the race card.

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An Army of Scum Or, we’re looking for a few good homosexual rapists Now it’s official: American troops occupying Iraq have become virtually indistinguishable from the SS. Like the Germans during World War II, they cordon off and bomb civilian villages to retaliate for guerilla attacks on their convoys. Like the blackshirts who terrorized Europe, America’s victims disappear into hellish prisons ruled by sadists and murderers. The U.S. military is short just one item to achieve moral parity with the Nazis: gas chambers.

“Numerous incidents of sadistic, blatant and wanton criminal abuses were inflicted on several detainees” by soldiers, freelance mercenaries and professional torturers under the command of CIA intelligence officers at Baghdad’s Abu Ghraib prison, according to an internal government report. The detainees, 60 percent of them assumed to be innocent by the Americans themselves, were routinely beaten, sodomized “with a chemical light or broomstick,” urinated upon, tied to electrified wires and threatened with death, stripped and forced to perform homosexual sex acts on each other and U.S. troops.

Don’t be fooled by military apologists who insist that these American SS are nothing more than a few bad apples.

Seymour Hersh, who has read the army’s internal report, quotes Major General Antonio Taguba as saying that U.S.-committed atrocities are “systemic, endemic throughout the command structure…[The soldier-torturers] were being told what to do and told it was OK.” (the Taguba report is now available at www.msnbc.com) While most soldiers don’t condone torture, all soldiers have been tarnished by it.

George W. Bush’s new gulag archipelago, a string of concentration camps, military and INS prisons that span the globe from North Carolina to Iraq to Afghanistan to Guantánamo Bay to New York City, has been designed to give torturers the veil of secrecy they require to carry out their hideous acts as well as the tacit understanding that they won’t be held accountable. The Red Cross, defense lawyers and relatives of the victims, few of whom are charged with a crime, are denied access to the detainees or even the simple confirmation that they’re being held by our government.

Some soldiers, like Sergeant Ivan Frederick II, “questioned some of the things I saw,” such as “leaving inmates in their cell with no clothes or in female underpants, handcuffing them to the door.” But when he discussed these abuses with his superiors, he says they brushed him off: “This is how military intelligence wants it done.”

As proven by the classic psychological

Ready for interrogation? experiments of the 1950s, people put in a position of total power over another human being find it hard to resist abusing their charges.

Prison guards mistreat inmates for a simple reason: they can. Wherever one controls another, sadism is inevitable. However, this tragic truism can be mitigated by creating mechanisms to ensure transparency behind bars. Granting prisoners access to attorneys, journalists and other members of the outside world, unannounced inspections by human rights agencies, recognizing their rights under the Geneva Conventions and rigorous prosecutions of criminal guards can never entirely eliminate abuse, but they’re essential to prisons run by democratic societies.

We know about Abu Ghraib only because the inbred psychos who forced nude Iraqi men to pile up in pyramids were dumb enough to snap photographs as mementos of their time liberating the nation from Saddam. It’s like the Rodney King video: cops beat up blacks every day, but there usually isn’t a camera around.

The new tone of lawlessness comes all the way from the White House, directed by a commander-in-chief who starts illegal wars without justification, strips captured prisoners of their rights under the Geneva Convention and whose smirky fingers-crossed response to the prisoner abuse scandal—“I shared a deep disgust that those prisoners were treated the way they were treated… Their treatment does not reflect the nature of the American people”— sends a wink and a nudge to our uniformed torturers. Keep it up, boys. Keep those broomsticks busy. MTW

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Please no smoking because this hale is highly flammable and some of us don’t want to smell it and especially don’t want to pick up the butts… now this is not a lifestyle judgement [sic] and we definitely still love you even if you do smoke… mahalo nui loa.

-Hand-painted sign hanging over the fruit stand at Laulima Farms.

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aulima Farms was one of the first places I heard about when I got to Maui. “You’ve got to go to that fruit stand,” said some traveler kids from Philadelphia. “They’re the nicest people we’ve hung out with so far on the island.”

It was about two months before I had a full weekend to make the long journey through and around Hana to the farms, which are located in Kipahulu. It is an amazing destination on a road that already includes the bamboo forest, Black Sand Beach, the pools of Ohe’o Gulch and Lindbergh’s Grave.

Once we got to Kipahulu we found the fruit stand—and Laulima Farms—straight away. You can’t miss it—it’s built onto the back of a brightly painted Nissan pickup that has a bicycle-powered blender mounted in the bed. The whole thing is parked in front of a big hale shading a large picnic table.

The fruit stand, hale and surrounding farms are operated by Josh Stearn, 30, and Athena Dietrich, 29. They’ve been co-managing the operation for the last two years, though Stearn and a few other relatives opened the place in 1996 after moving from New York.

“It was all guava and cane grass,” said Stearn.

took me on a special tour of their farm. They have several garden plots planted with a variety of leafy greens, onions, root vegetables like taro and sweet potato, beans, eggplant and okra. There were plenty of bees and butterflies flying between the brightly colored flowers, dangerously pointy pineapple plants and fruit trees. Dietrich picked some pods from the ice cream bean tree for us to eat. They tasted even better than cotton candy.

Nearby, ducks were roaming around a small pond.

“They’re slug-eaters,” Dietrich said.

She explained that they planted many hardwood trees for future carpentry projects. In fact, shelters on the land include both conventional and environmentally sustainable buildings—in some, Stearn inlaid complex stone-mosaic floors. There was also a transparent dome donated by a friend where coffee beans were left to dry on a trampoline. Other farm equipment included a small coffee roaster and a sugar cane press from Bali.

Dietrich, Stearn and I then sat in their beautiful open-air kitchen, sipping homegrown coffee. “’Laulima’ means ‘many hands’ or ‘hands together’ in Hawaiian,” said Stearn, who grew up on a New Zealand farm. “The farm was started eight years ago by my relatives Rich and Virginia von Wellsheim. They wanted to produce a lot of food for Maui.”

Coming from a food co-op background, Rich and Virginia were interested in bringing people closer to their food source. Stearn was simply looking to buy some land after college, and offered to work in exchange for eventually buying part of the property.

That’s when they planted the coffee and avoca-

Everyone works two or three days a week at a variety of tasks including weeding, composting, planting, seed-saving, harvesting, drying and roasting coffee and propagating new plants.

Currently between five and six acres of Laulima Farms is under cultivation. They’ve been certified organic for several years now, though Stearn and Dietrich don’t think that’s necessary.

“It’s more commercial,” said Stearn. “We’re smaller and are more interested in local agriculture, producing food for the community.”

Laulima Farms once sold to all the health food stores on Maui. They still sell 1,600 pounds of noni juice to the Hawaiian Herbal Blessings company each month, but in the past six months they’ve focused on their roadside fruit stand.

“It costs a lot of money in fuel and wear on the vehicle [to distribute island-wide],” said Stearn.

“The ideal would be for people to come out to the farm, meet us and see where the food is grown,” said Dietrich.

“If they like it,” added Stearn, “they can buy our stuff, forming a co-op with friends.”

Towards the end of my visit, a local farmer and customer who said his name was Ted sat at the picnic table by the fruit stand and talked about the dangers of Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs)—the so-called “Frankenfoods” altered by scientists.

“Hawaii is one of the largest GMO test sites in the country, because it’s the most isolated,” he said. Then he told me Kipahulu is adamant

they still see the larger, global picture.

“I’ve been told that agriculture is the number one polluter on the planet,” said Stearn. “Since one of the most important things for us is to eat, it’s a scary thing to think about. And transportation is the second-largest polluter. We shouldn’t be buying things from overseas.”

For that reason, Laulima Farms is run almost entirely on alternative energy. They use biodiesel— a natural fuel obtained from used vegetable oil— from the Maui Dump in all their farm vehicles.

“I’ve only used 45 gallons of gas in the past two years,” said Stearn. The rest of the farm is run on solar and wind power for the everyday needs of the people who live there. And of course there’s the smoothie contraption, which Stearn said was created by a “local genius” named Alistair who tinkered with the bike for several years before finally giving it to Stearn, who made it work.

The Laulima Farms fruit stand also serves as a community education and gathering spot for visitors and local folks who sit at the picnic tables under the hale and talk story. There are books and art supplies on shelves, crafts by local artisans decorate the tables, and flyers and newspaper articles concerning agriculture and sustainability cover nearby bulletin boards. Every Saturday at 2 p.m. there are farm tours available to the public for a $10 suggested donation.

“I always wanted to create a demonstration space, to show how

Laulima Farms

It’s more than a bicycle-powered blender “We cleared the land, working about 40 hours a week, and planted papaya and banana orchards. We did the farmers market at the Maui Mall soon after.”

Today, they’re able to grow a great deal more.

Their fruit stand sells papayas, eight different varieties of bananas, avocados, star fruit, several different kinds of lilikoi, an assortment of other citrus fruits, as well as herbs and roots like kava, ginger, and orange and blue turmeric. You can also pick vegetables from the garden.

Everything is organically grown. Prices range generally from about one to four dollars per pound. The café also serves an organic coffee, which you can buy by the half-pound for $20 or a cup for two bucks, in light, medium and dark roasts. They roast small batches each day.

“It’s strong but mellow,” said Huelo gardener Rona Couper, who sipped a cup with soy milk during her recent visit.

The café also serves smoothies operated by a bike-powered blender, which I just had to hop on and try. For a mere $5, I ended up blending away a sweet, rich blend of the farms’ own bananas and papaya juice. But remember that the ice is harder than it looks. Just pretend you’re riding uphill.

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do orchards. Two years later, they started vegetable gardens.

Dietrich, who said she’d grown up in both Hawaii and Alaska, explained that she’s been comanaging the farm for the last two years as well, with a particular focus on the flowers and vegetable gardens.

“I started farming when I was 18,” she said.

“After many years of school I didn’t know what to do about environmental and health issues. I looked within and the solution was getting back to necessities, learning how to grow my own food, get clean water and build my own shelter. I got swept away with growing food.”

Laulima Farms employs just one other full-time farmer, Kate. She’s been on the farm for three years. There are also six volunteer interns who have committed to living, working and learning on the farm for at least a year each.

Matthew is one of the interns. Originally from California’s Bay Area, he’s worked on the farm for a year and a half and considers it a fair work trade as well as a constant learning experience.

“We’re out there weeding, sharing thoughts and information,” he told me. “The stand raises awareness with the public, spreading the consciousness of what we’re eating.”

about forming a GMO-free zone, with local farmers meeting together regularly to organize around such vital issues. Laulima Farms has been integral to that process, in both their political commitment and their experience with more organic farming methods.

“I like technology,” said Stearn. “You’ve just got to know how to use it… I used to grow more monocrops—just fields of certain crops. But I’m drawn to growing a variety of things.”

He said they also used to mow and weed-eat the grass regularly, which took a lot of time, energy and fuel. “I knew there had to be a better way,” said Stearn.

So for the past few years they have been planting in a more permaculture style—permanent agriculture—which requires a minimum of human input. They replaced grass with a short ground cover of peanuts that never needs to be mowed and also puts or “fixes” nitrogen into the soil. They planted trees next to vegetables for a natural mulching from fallen leaves. Cultivating plants and trees closer together also uses less water and fertilizer.

“The farm is a work in progress,” said Dietrich.

Laulima Farms is community-focused, but

to live a different way and how beautiful, peaceful and sustainable life can be,” said Dietrich. “We can create our own energy. If there’s some kind of crisis or natural disaster, we can take care of our own needs. The difference between quality food and mainstream agriculture maybe actually could change the world.”

The catch to all this? “We never make money,” said Stearn. “We’re just starting to break even.”

But both managers acknowledge that organic

By Danielle Latman farms are often slower to bring in the bucks at first, and are generally compensated later on.

“I’d rather make money in other ways,” said Dietrich, who just got her massage therapy license and said she would like to start a small cut-flower business.

“It takes the pressure to perform off relying on food for money,” she said. “That can be really hard work.”

Laulima Farms is located one mile north of Ohe’o Gulch on SR 170. It is open 10 a.m.-5 p.m. seven days a week. MTW

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Ulupalakua Ranch Store Nobody does elk burgers better

The Ulupalakua Ranch Store is located in downtown Ulupalakua, across the street from the Tedeschi Winery and that place where they rent the ATVs. The lunch grill is open from 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. each day, so eat fast. Call 878-2561 for more information.

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the fresh upcountry air. We sat on the porch, at one of the benches near the grill. A large 1923 Maui survey map—showing all the segregated sugar cane plantation camps and rail lines—hung at our backs. It was the kind of spot that lent itself to sublime contemplation.

“You always see cardinals in pairs,” said Rudi as a cardinal hopped along the wooden railing near our bench.

“What?” I said. “I thought that was myna birds.”

“Cardinals.”

“So myna birds don’t always travel in pairs?”

“What?”

It went on like that for a while, until Keawe-Bryan finished our food. Both Rudi’s kalua pig and my elk burger came with a small dab of vinaigrette pasta salad.

The elk was wonderful—it tasted like beef, but less so.

Keawe-Bryan said she’s worked at the Ranch Store for two years, and lives on a nearby Hawaiian Homestead. “This is pretty much the closest employment,” she said.

You can’t miss the place, it being the only old-style general store in the greater Ulupalakua area. If that’s not enough, there are two old guy statues sitting on the front porch and a sign by the road advertising that the store’s been in continuous operation since the Polk Administration.

“It’s been open since 1849,” said KeaweBryan. “They used to have barrels of salted meat outside. It was the only store for miles.”

Actually, considering the Ranch Store is still the only dining establishment for miles, I guess Ulupalakua hasn’t changed all that much.

I could hardly believe my luck. Rudi and I had been driving for hours, and we still had hours more to go. We were famished, and stopped at the Ulupalakua Ranch Store for lunch. And now, standing inside the rustic general store at the deli counter, I was amazed at my sudden good fortune.

“Elk!” I told Rudi with more than a little excitement in my voice. “Dude, they have elk here! An elk burger! I’m all about that elk burger.”

“Have you ever had elk?” he asked, somehow retaining his composure.

“Nope,” I said. “It’s an adventure. I know what I’m getting—what about you?”

“Kalua pig,” he said.

“What?” I said, shaking my head.

“You can get that anywhere. Dude! They have elk!”

I ordered mine medium. Apparently, my reaction to the presence of elk on the menu was common.

“Actually, the elk is pretty popular,” said Maile Keawe-Bryan, the young woman who grilled my elk burger and apparently gave no thought to shattering my belief that my lunch selection showed I was smarter and more adventurous than everyone else. “Lots of people order elk. The elk and beef are all raised here, all grass-fed. We try to do local stuff. With the elk, it’s really lean, so we have to mix it with some burger.”

An elk burger is a lot like your standard beef burger, but it looks beige when grilling. It comes from the 150 or so head of elk that roam the Ulupalakua Ranch.

The Ranch Store serves the burgers about yay thick, with onions and herbs mixed in with the meat.

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International House of Pancakes - (IHOP)- Open for breakfast, speciality pancakes, sandwiches, along with lunch and dinner entrees. Maui Mall, Kahului, 8714000. $

Aloha Grill - A large assortment of burgers veggie styles, plus all the extras. Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893–0263. $

Kmart Little Ceaser Pizza Station - Specialty pizza’s along with salads, and sandwiches. Located inside of K-mart. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Plus, a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take out. Sushi open 9 a.m to 7 p.m. Monday through Sat. Sushi platters available.

52 Market Place, Kahului, 243-5696. $

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Kahului, 893-0026. $

Krispy Kreme - This corporation is known all over the world for its tasty glazed doughnut. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m. - 10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave, Kahului, 877-3055. $

Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchilada and paella. Cool, quaint bar. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873–0220. $$ Marco’s Grill Deli - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877-4486. $$

Curry in a Hurry - Curry dishes that are delightful and delicious in alternative vegetarian eating. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-3328. $

Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to “take five.” 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877–CUPS. $

Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $

Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Denny’s - Open 24 hours! Come in for Breakfast, lunch or dinner. Omelettes, burgers, salads and more. 430 Kele St, 873-5550. $

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave Kahului, 877-0706. $

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 275 Kaahumanu Ave, Queen Kaahumanu Mall, Kahului, 871-7726. $

Dish - The concept is simple: Every month, the owner and manager decide on a different “menu” of 14 entree, of which you may select 12 to assemble in their kitchen, Sessions available Wed.Sat. 150 Hana Highway, Kahului, 877-1414. $$

Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Also offer catering. 1900 Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $

Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877–7461. $$ Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order a la carte or combo special with the freshest ingredients. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center, 871–6977. $$

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and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - Located inside Wow-Wee Cafe. Over 20 years of experience in the food industry. Catering services and party trays available. 333 Dairy Rd. Kahului, 873-6400. $ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave, Kahului, 877-0121. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Fast food Chinese with great specials. All entrees are served with rice or noodles. 70 E Kaaumanu Ave, Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - A taste of Philadelphia: Real Philly Cheesesteak, Pan Fried Trout Vegetarian Meat Loaf by Garden Burger. Open for breakfast.197 North Market Street, Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave, Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui; conveyor-belt sushi. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $

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Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, homemade cornbeef, sashimi, tossed salads, Tako. Catering and Banquet facility. Happy Valley, Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. Also a Hawaiian menu, kava kava, sushi and

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oxygen bars. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet.

Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

SOUTH MAUI

Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended.

Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Fish, chicken and ribs. Great food FAST at fast food prices!

1913 S Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service.

Try their homemade Tiramisu! 1215 S Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices.

Open Mon-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 8790133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner, burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods, deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S Kihei Rd., 875–0811. $$ Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce.

Open daily. 1215 S Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner and latenight pupus served until 1 a.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors

Ma’alaea

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874--1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879–2224. $$$ Cevoli’s Motorcycle Cafe - A bistro with pizza, pasta, ribs, fresh island fish, deli sandwiches, nightly entrees. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., Azeka Plaza, 874-8377. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food.

Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu.

Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879–2607. $$

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entree with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891–8883. $$$

Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi, open 5 p.m.-12 a.m.100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings and Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizer and “Food for Gringos,” too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views. Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, 874-7831. $$$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. Come in for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Omelets, burgers, salads and more. 2763 S. Kihei Rd. 879-8600. $

Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area.

2511 S Kihei Rd., 875–1007. $$

Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food special, free pool playing with purchase. Eight pool tables.

2463 S. Kihei Rd., 874–8869. $

Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 891–8010. $

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustic dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879–7677. $$$

Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243–2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S Kihei Rd., 874–4041.$$ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 2411 S. Kihei Rd Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874–1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879–7224. $$$ Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875–7679. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entree in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere.

Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave., 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night special. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 879–0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

Private VIP table available. 2980 S Kihei Rd., 875–7555. $$$

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TUESDAY • Tropical Monkey

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Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily special. 1279 S Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Sea Watch - Hawaii regional cuisines utilizing the freshest island fish and produce. Open for breakfast and lunch. 8 a.m to 3 p.m, Dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea 875-8080. $$ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of Local and Asian entrees, Bento boxes, noodles and fish. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30 - 2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

SUNDAY • Tequila Sunrise

$2.50 WELL DRINKS $3.50 MARGARITAS $1.50 BUD LIGHTS

Tony Roma’s - Famous for ribs. The name speaks for itself! Open daily. 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-1104. $$

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Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m - 9:30 p.m. Azeka Place, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

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Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$

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Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

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Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

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Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874–6444. $

Variety Is Our Specialty 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei • 879-1954

Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream. Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go! 90 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8340. $

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

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Cafe Del Sol - Open for breakfast and lunch.

8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sandwiches and fresh fish, daily special. 3620 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 572-4877. $

Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square, 5732998. $

Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepe's and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Milagros Food Co. - South American Cuisine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily special. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579–8755. $

Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874. $ Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021.$ Cafe O’Lei - Featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch, delicious salads, focaccia sandwiches. 11am to 4 p.m. Makawao Paniolo Courtyard, 573-9065. $$ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - First class service, first class food.

Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572–0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–9453. $ Colleen’s - 1940’s style city bistro atmosphere serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available.

115 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-9144. $$ Hali’imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572–2666. $

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–9999. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661–9491. $$

Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $

Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661–7600. $$

The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661–0937. $$

Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–8030. $

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily special.

Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $

Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, Pastas. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $

Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669–6200. $$$

Cilantro Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, taco’s and burritos. Mexican food beyond the border. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring pupus, salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience, stay for the delightful dining experience. 2780 Kekaa Dr., Kaanapali, 662-3210. $$

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French Cuisine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting. Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Overlooking Lahaina Town, with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

WEST MAUI

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $

A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes and cookies. Lahaina Center, 667–0623. $ Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Fish, chicken and ribs.

Great food FAST at fast food prices! 8440 Wainee St. 667-9009, Lahaina Square. $

Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.- 2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and

China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaanapali, 667-0968. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and Margarita bar.

Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908. $ K David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cui-

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-toorder fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia, 579–8844. $$ Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$

DA BEST AUTHENTIC DAILY SPECIALS

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $

Monday - Carnitas Tuesday - Mole Wednesday - Fish Burrito Thursday - Fajitas Friday - Tamales Saturday & Sunday - Menudo

Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Also, Teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, and tofu all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572–7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m.

3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $

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sine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667–5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, pupus, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly with live entertainment Half off Sushi Sundays. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina, 662-8780. $$ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesian sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific islands. 505 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience.

Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.!

4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

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K→Kama’aina Discount

667–2288. $$$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665–6262. $ Maui Taco’s - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 840 Wainee Street, Lahaina, 661-8883. Also Napili. $

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern - Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Kaanapali, 661–3123. $$

Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” Westin, Kaanapali, 667–2525. $$$

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace, 662–0890. $

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizer, sandwiches and more.

Maui Marriott, Kaanapali, 667–1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper Mahi Mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Family selections of healthy cuisine. Poolside. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia.

Love All—Serve All. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7400. $

Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizer, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–4666. $

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, lounge ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–6633. $

Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro.” Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish.

Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-4495. $$ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. Dancing upstairs on Friday nights. 888 Front St., Lahaina,

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Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallagher. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669–1500. $$ Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasto serves two. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3538. $$

Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, Main Lobster specials with hamburges, fish sandwhiches, and happy hour specials from 3-6 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667–4044. $

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Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$

Contemporary American Steak & Seafood

Sauvage Salad Garden Now Open Monday thru Friday 11:30am-2:30pm

Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-36362. $

• Ahi Poke Caesar Salad • Chinese Chicken Salad • Smoked Marlin Salad Sandwich • Pesto Pizza • Kalua Pig Sandwich w/Chipotle • Peppered Ahi Burger

Pita City Falafel - Greek food with kabobs, Shawarma, Gyros, juice bar. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7757. $ Pizza Paradiso - Voted “Best Pizza on Maui” since 1998. Award-winning pasta dishes, toss-to-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; Whalers Village, 667-0333. $

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Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices!

Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661–9999. $ K

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669–6286. $$ K

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese Cuisine, Saigon Steaks, vegetarian Delight. Open 7 days a week. 658 Front St. Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $

Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table!

2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali, 661-4500. $

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661–4811. $$

Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Breakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Mr. Sub Sandwiches - speciality Sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, 661-3160. $$

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661–8422. $$$

Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef.

Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477. $$

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Stephanie Clifton’s beautiful symbolism

Quannum artist Lyrics Born is at Hapa’s on Friday!

“The Power of Three” I was first drawn to Stephanie Clifton’s art several months ago when I saw some of her prints at the Village Gallery Contemporary in Lahaina. There was something about her small portrait of a woman with tears coming out of her eyes and flowing around her body that simultaneously soothed and intrigued me. I felt connected to this work, relating to the woman’s pain and emotion. I wondered who this artist was and how she was able to convey such intensity with mellow colors and curving lines.

I didn’t have to wait very long to find out. Clifton is a local artist who has lived on the island for two years.

At her Apr. 30 art opening, about 30 of her paintings were on display while folk guitarist Brian Debris strummed along in the background. The paintings used a soft, inviting palette of colors. Most featured the female figure as well as natural elements like clouds, trees, the ocean and butterflies, all drawn in round, flowing curves.

In her painting “The Power of Three,” a woman with three eyes—the third eye appears in the middle of her forehead—is depicted as becoming a tree, her legs firmly rooted into the ground while her arms are branches with three fishhooks extending from each side.

Clifton layers a variety of media in her work, including acrylic paint, transfers, collage, newspapers, old sheet music, leaves, flowers and other found objects. “I

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use garbage, really,” she said.

Gallery owner Lynn Shue chose Stephanie’s works for her gallery because, “she uses the same materials [as other artists] such as paint, but manipulates them in a different way so they become new and exciting, something that nobody has done.”

In Clifton’s “Mandala Fleur,” a square canvas depicts a pink flower in the center, surrounded by a ring of cut-out pictures of flowers. They are bordered by leaf imprints, their veins intricately detailed in green paint. The whole picture is covered in a transparent whitewash.

Wanda Russell, whose beautiful watercolor paintings are also on display at Village Gallery Contemporary, said of Clifton’s work, “the more you look, the more you see.”

An older man who was clearly interested in Clifton’s symbolism asked her about the fishhooks, a recurring image in her paintings.

“Are they about pain?” he asked.

“Fish hooks are about awareness and they’re about wisdom,” she said. “They’re about reality. There are always hooks that can catch people, we repeat patterns but we can choose what to hook into.”

Then he asked her about the tears—the same tears that drew me to her work months ago.

“They’re about the juice of life, the moisture of existence,” she told him.

Clifton was raised in Fort Worth, Texas, as one of 10 children born to artistic parents. “I was encouraged to be creative so my mother could have free time to do her own art,” Clifton said.

The dark side of her family, which included mental illness and alcoholism, also influenced her. With no formal training, she turned to painting as a way to tell her own story and turn pain into beauty.

“Her work is about healing and it’s about process,” said Clifton’s teenage daughter Matty Miller. “It ignites something in people but it’s hard to define it.”

After raising her family in upstate New York and living in Taos, New Mexico for eight years, Clifton traveled the country for a year, visiting her children. She moved to Maui in 2002 where she is inspired by the island’s lush natural environment and friendly spirit.

“I create images from the landscape of my heart,” she said.

Though you may hear the same three hiphop songs on commercial radio, the world of underground hip-hop is vast and endless.

There, hip-hop innovates and exhilarates more by blending beats and insightful lyrics rather than regurgitating the same dance floor hooks and bling-bling boasting.

Solesides was an independent Bay Area hip-hop collective that became semi-legendary in the early 1990s, garnering critical acclaim even beyond the world of underground hip-hop. Founding members Lyrics Born, DJ Shadow and Blackalicious then went on to form the record label Quannum Projects, which also features Solesides alum Lateef the Truthspeaker.

When Lyrics Born began making his solo debut album, he called upon the skills of his friends, like Cut Chemist from Jurassic 5, Blackalicious’ Gift of Gab and R&B vocalist Joyo Velarde, but produced most of the album himself. Later That Day ultimately is a creatively cathartic work that defies the limits of hip-hop by bringing together deft lyricism, soulful vocals and jazzy funk with undeniable catchiness.

We recently talked with Tom Shimura, a.k.a. Lyrics Born, via phone.

Maui Time Weekly: Hey Tom, how are you? We really love your record, Later That Day, and see that you were just touring with Blackalicious and the other Quannum artists. How did you get chosen to come to Hawaii?

Lyrics Born: I don’t know! I’m just lucky. I’m looking forward to it because it

Stephanie Clifton’s work will be on display at the Village Gallery Contemporary, 180 Dickenson Street, Lahaina, until May 20. The show is free. MTW

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seems like not a lot of people get to come to Hawaii [to perform].

How did you come up with the name Lyrics Born?

Well, I was “Asia Born” originally. And then one night, I was freestylin’ and “Lyrics Born” just came out somehow. Everyone liked it, so I kept it.

How long have you been performing?

Since ’86, ‘87—almost half my life now! A really long time.

Describe the concept behind your latest album, Later That Day. It’s a really diverse album. I wanted the songs to differ from track to track, but still be cohesive. So the idea is that during the day, from the time you wake up to the time you go to bed, the lighting, your moods, how you think, your emotions—they all change throughout the day. So the album’s cohesion comes from this sense of progression.

What are you up to now?

I’m working on my next album, Same Shit, Different Day. It’s a remix album of Later That Day that’ll be out in the fall. I did that album by myself and wanted to work with other people again [on the remixes], like Automator, KRS-One, Dilated Peoples, DJ Shadow, Chief Xcel of Blackalicious, Jumbo from the Life Savers. I just wanted to branch out and challenge myself.

Love&Light and TooGruvz Productions present Lyrics Born with DJ Twist at Hapa’s in Kihei on Friday, 10 p.m. For more information or tickets, call Request Records at 244-9315 or Hapa’s at 879-9001. MTW

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Sand and Blood Hollywood makes status quo sword-and-sandal epic Hollywood’s historic sword-and-sandal epic genre gathers no fresh momentum in director Wolfgang Petersen’s lukewarm production of David Benioff’s (The 25th Hour) acutely imperfect script. Inspired

by Homer’s The Iliad, the 1200 B.C. story straddles a line between history and myth with Brad Pitt portraying the Greek godlike Achilles, the world’s greatest mercenary, interested only in immortality via securing his name in history.

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★★★★★ Paris, prince of Troy (Orlando Bloom), steals Helen, Queen of Sparta (Diane Kruger), away from Spartan King Menelaus (Brendan Gleeson) during a peace negotiation, and incites the Trojan War in which Achilles is called upon to lead Greece’s soldiers. Brad Pitt’s impressive mano a mano battle scenes are exquisitely executed, but don’t resonate with thematic license due to lacking subtext in his beefcake characterization of Achilles. The story’s inherent romance and lust are mere set dressings to the impotent spectacle of tame battles and repetitive dialogue.

Troy delivers the price of admission in its first battle between dueling warriors.

Achilles and an enormous gladiator, who looks strong enough to kill Achilles by just pinching him, face off in front of their respective armies for a decisive fight.

When Achilles takes a running start at his gigantic opponent, we soon discover the trick of his trade. With a magnificent sidetwisting leap Achilles plants his sword deep in his enemy’s shoulder blade killing him in a single stroke of well-rehearsed combat precision (created by stunt coordinator Simon Crane).

But this singular moment encompasses all that we will learn about Brad Pitt’s egotistic character throughout the movie. This Achilles is a solitary specialist in combat who has refined the art of sword-andshield battle to allow him a rarefied brand of exemption from civilian concerns. At heart, Achilles is a conceited anarchist.

There’s no love loss between Achilles and the Mycenaean King Agamemnon (Brian Cox—Hidden Agenda), and their strained relationship does more to inflame the movie than does the doomed love affair between Paris and Helen.

Orlando Bloom stands out as Troy’s greatest casting liability. However much Paris is a naïve dog with a loud bark and no ability to bite, Orlando Bloom reduces the role to an effete boy/man disguising his subordinate sexuality and lacking

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Beefcake Achilles (Brad Pitt) combat skills with a bluster that is tedious to endure. Bloom brings no depth or surprise to a primary role that brims with possibilities.

In fairness, Bloom gets little support from Diane Kruger’s limply sexual Helen. Again the filmmakers forfeit an opportunity to cast an actor capable of bringing layers of behavior and physical attraction to a principal role. For the face that “launched a thousand ships,” Troy needed an exotic and knowing beauty like Eva Green (The Dreamers) to command Helen’s insurgent comeliness.

Still, Troy has moments of spectacle that, however reminiscent of the Hollywood epics that your parents adored, capture your imagination. The most notable of these is the fabled Trojan horse enabling the Greeks to invade Troy at the climax of the story. Petersen’s Trojan horse is a ramshackle affair made of ragged pieces of dried wood that you might pay a removal service to transport away. But the strange object’s curiosity factor is tangible, and the moment when Greek soldiers begin crawling out of the monstrosity in the dead of night rings with the mythic proportions of the story.

Ironically, it’s Peter O’Toole’s brief performance as Troy’s King Priam that imbues the movie with its most dramatically powerful apex. O’Toole, who knows the epic form far better than most from his memorable work in Lawrence of Arabia and The Last Emperor, steals the movie when King Priam goes to Achilles to beg than he be allowed to bury his son’s body. The pathos of the scene is hairraising and gives a potent glimpse at the overall dramatic potential of the story.

Troy is not be the summer blockbuster that audiences have hoped for, but if you go expecting to be bored for most of the movie then you’ll be rewarded with a few fleeting moments of pure dramatic magic. Rated R. 165 mins. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CAFÉ & CINEMA Wednesday, May 19 Good Bye Lenin!

5 & 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater This highest grossing German film ever is a bittersweet story about a loving con's attempts to convince his mother, who went into a coma prior to the fall of The Berlin Wall and comes out of it several years after the fact, that nothing has changed since she "went to sleep". “A romantic comedy so smart and sweetly mature, it's liberating" (Time Magazine). "Emotional in an engaging and bittersweet way a wonderful film unto itself about a world unto itself" (LA Times). Winner of 7 European Film Awards (the continent's equivalent of the Academy Award) including: Best Film, Best Director, Best Actor and Best Actress. In German with English subtitles. Rated R. 121 min.

New This Week BREAKING ALL THE RULES - (PG13) Romantic Comedy - Quincy (Jamie Foxx) is a man who pens a bestselling guide on breaking up. Not wanting his male friends to suffer the same fate, he gives them advice on dumping their mates.

But his attitude about relationships is going to change, now that he's met the perfect woman (Gabrielle Union). Also stars Morris Chestnut.

TROY -- (R) -- Action/Adventure - In 1193 B.C., Prince Paris (Orlando Bloom) of Troy stole the beautiful greek woman, Helen (Diane Kruger), away from her husband, Menelaus, the King of Sparta, setting the two nations at war with each other, as the Greeks began a bloody siege of Troy using their entire armada, led by Achilles (Brad Pitt), that lasted over a decade. See Film Critique.

Now Showing BOBBY JONES: STROKE OF GENIUS (PG) - Drama - Having overcome an early childhood illness, Bobby would later leave an indelible print in sports history. This is a true story about the amazing feats Robert Tyre Jones (James Caviezel), accomplished on the golf course, but also, the way he lived his life off the course.

ELLA ENCHANTED - (PG) - Romantic Comedy Ella (Anne Hathaway) lives in a fanciful and magical world where all children are given a "gift" from a fairy godmother at the moment of their birth.

Little Ella's birthright is the gift and curse and she must outwit a kingdom filled with ogres, giants, wicked stepsisters.

ENVY - (PG13) - Comedy - When one of two lifelong best friends (Jack Black) turns a crazy idea into a profitable invention, the other (Ben Stiller) who didn't join him on the venture is whipped into a frenzy of.envy.

GODSEND - (PG13) - Suspense - After their young son is killed in a freak accident, a couple (Greg Kinnear, Robecca Romijn-Stamos) approach an expert (Robert De Niro) in stem cell research about bringing him back to life through an experimental and very illigal cloning and regeneration process.

KILL BILL 2 - (R) - Action/Adventure - An assassin known only as "the Bride" (Uma Thurman) continues her quest for revenge. All she has to do now is find and kill the last two members of her old squad and the way will be clear for her to get to Bill (David Carradine), her former lover and boss and the man who ordered the hit that almost killed her.

LAWS OF ATTRACTION - (PG13) Comedy Romance - The story of two New York divorce attorneys (Julian Moore, Pierce Brosnan) who are often competing against each other, but end up in a relationship nonetheless.

MAN ON FIRE - (R) - Action/Adventure - Denzel Washington stars as a government operative/soldier of fortune who has pretty much given up on life and reluctantly agrees to take a job to protect a child (Dakota Fanning) whose parents are threatened by a wave of kidnappings.

JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION - (PG) Comedy - Nate Johnson (Cedric The Entertainer) and his family's trek cross-country to Missouri to

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MEAN GIRLS - (PG13) - Comedy - Raised in the African bush country by her zoologist parents, Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) thinks she knows all about "survival of the fittest.” But the law of the jungle takes on a whole new meaning when the home-schooled teenager enters public high school for the first time and falls prey to the psychological warfare and unwritten social rules that teenage girls face everyday

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NEW YORK MINUTE - PG - Action/Comedy - A day in the lives of 17-year-old sisters who journey together from their Long Island home to New York City, where overachiever Jane (Ashley Olsen) is due to deliver a speech to qualify for a college scholarship and laidback rebel Roxy (Mary-Kate Olsen) hopes to slip her demo tape to a famous pop-punk band backstage.

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THE PUNISHER - (R) -- Crime/Gangster - On his final assignment, FBI agent Frank Castle (Thomas Jane) plays his undercover role perfectly, but the operation spins out of control, placing him on the wrong side of a ruthless mobster named Howard Saint (John Travolta). Also starring Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.

SCOOBY DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED (PG) - Family Comedy - Scooby and the Mystery Inc. gang return in this adventure in which they must investigate the reappearances of several of the creatures from the classic TV show.

VAN HELSING - (PG13) - Thriller/Suspense - Set in the late 19th century, Dr. Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman), a monster hunter, is summoned to a mysterious land in Eastern Europe to vanquish evil forces, like Count Dracula, the Wolf Man and Frankenstein's Monster.

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Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Bobby Jones: Stroke Of Genius - PG - Th only (11:30, 4:30), 9:30 Ella Enchanted - PG - Th only (11:45, 2:15, 4:45) Godsend - PG13 - Th (11:45, 2:15, 4:45), 7:10, 7:30, 9:40, 10, Fr, M-Tu (11:45, 2:15, 4:45), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (11:45, 2:15), 4:45, 7:30, 10 Hellboy - PG13 - Th only 7, 9:45 Johnson Family Vacation - PG13 - Th (11:30, 1:45, 4), 7:20, 9:50 Fr, (1:10, 5:30), 10, Sa-Su (1:10), 5:30, 10, M-Tu (1:10, 5:30), 10 Man on Fire - PG - Th-Fr, M-Tu (11, 12, 2, 3:15, 5),7, 8, 10:15 Sa-Su (11, 12, 2, 3:15), 5, 7, 8, 10:15 New York Minute - PG - Th (11, 12, 1:10, 2:15, 3:20, 4:30, 5:30), 7:15, 7:45, 9:30, 10, Fr, M-Tu (11, 12, 2:15, 3:20, 4:30), 7:15, 7:45, 9:30, Sa-Su (11, 12, 2:15, 3:20), 4:30, 7:15, 7:45, 9:30 Scooby Doo 2 - PG - Th only (11:30, 1:45, 4) Troy - R - Fr (11:30, 12, 1, 1:30, 3, 3:30, 4:30, 5), 6:30, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10:30, Sa-Su (11:30, 12, 1, 1:30, 3, 3:30), 4:30, 5, 6:30, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10:30, M-Tu (11:30, 12, 1, 1:30, 3, 3:30, 4:30, 5), 6:30, 7, 8, 9, 10 Van Helsing - PG13- Th-Fr, M-Tu (11, 1, 1:30, 2, 4, 4:30, 5), 7, 7:30, 8, 10, 10:30, Sa-Su (11, 1, 1:30, 2), 4, 4:30, 5, 7, 7:30, 8, 10, 10:30 Walking Tall - PG13 - Th only (2:20), 7:15

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Breaking All The Rules - PG13 - Fr-W (12:45, 3, 5:05, 7:15 Envy - PG13 - Daily (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Home on the Range - PG - Daily (1, 3), 5, Kill Bill Vol. 2 - R - Th (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 10:05, Fr-W 7, 9:55 Laws Of Attraction - PG13 - Daily (1, 3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 9:50 Mean Girls - PG13 - Daily (12:30, 2:45) 5, 7:15, 9:30 Punisher - R - Th only 7, 9:45 13 Going on 30 - PG13 - Daily (12:35, 2:50), 5:05, 7:35, 9:50

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13 GOING ON 30 - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy After playing the party game “Seven Minutes in the Closet” an awkward preteen girl emerges from the closet just days shy of her 30th birthday and suddenly has to take on the challenges of having a 13-year-old mind and a 30-year-old body. Stars Jennifer Garner.

HOME ON THE RANGE - (PG) - Animation The story of a herd of cows who band together to save their farm, featuring the voices of Judi Dench, Cuba Gooding Jr., Randy Quaid, Sarah Jessica Parker, Roseanne and others.

HELLBOY - (PG13) - Action/Horror - When an experiment goes awry in 1944, the target of a wizard's spell, the child of Satan, Hellboy (Ron Perlman) is taken from his home, adopted by U.S. agents and raised as a force of good. Now, the adult Hellboy, an investigator of the paranormal, is sent on a mission that brings him back in touch with the evil genius that started it all.

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WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Envy - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:50, F, M-W (11:30, 1:45, 4:15), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:30, 1:45), 4:15, 7:30, 9:45 Laws of Attraction - PG13 - Th only (1:45, 4:30), 7:30, 9:55 Troy - R - Fr-Sa 10:30, Su-W (12), 3:30, 7 Van Helsing - PG13 - Th (1, 4), 7, 10, Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7:15, 10:15, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7:15, 10:15

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Aloha to Thomas Munroe Rall This is a very hardcore task writing about the passing of Thomas Munroe Rall and leaving it fit to print. The Space Patrol era was the late 60’s thru mid 80’s and the memories of its surviving members are likened to Swiss cheese. What I can safely say is that of all the numerous shenanigans we pulled off, Rall had a key and/or pivotal role in each and every one. Most of which he would manage to lay the blame on someone else thus appearing to be innocent-what a load of crap.

Back when I was consistently writing articles for Maui Time, usually about various characters imbedded in Maui history, Rall would have no part of it. He preferred to be low key and behind the scene. This time he has no choice. People lucky enough to have known Tom Rall know how lightly I’m putting this.

We called Space Patrol’s original songs the nuclear stockpile. They amounted to about 60 or so written mostly by Rall. Most of it is all forgotten now because we all had the genius presence of mind not to record them.

Rall wanted it low key and he got it -@!#?er.

You know the Blues Brothers movie when Ackroyd’s talking about getting in the groove and there is no other feeling on earth like it? Oh, how true it is…Tom Rall brought out the best in Tom Hall and visa versa. Some of their guitar harmonies were far beyond chicken skin.

More like dog hair.

But with Rall gone we can officially bury Space Patrol.

We won’t go quietly. On Sat. May 15, please come celebrate Tom Rall’s set off at Stables. It will be pot luck. Bring your own jam session, too. Then we will put a fork in it and call it done. Rall deserves this, so come double barreled full of ammo because fun will be mandatory here. - DABO

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Friday-Sunday, 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater, MACC Voted Hawaii’s favorite entertainer, Frank De Lima utilizes his own mixed heritage—including Hawaiian, Chinese, English, Spanish, Scottish, Irish and Portuguese—to produce an array of comedic characters in spontaneous song and parody. Here’s an example of one of his favorite Pawdagee jokes he performs, courtesy of a recent interview by Acid Lounge’s Deborah Hall: “Three men are stuck on the 17th floor of a burning building: a Chinese guy, a Filipino, and a Pawdagee. A fire truck races to the scene. All the firemen are big Hawaiians. They step off the truck, and the truck goes up three feet. They pull out a big round net. And the Chinese on the 17th floor yells “Halp! Halp!” And the Hawaiian firemen yell: “Come on Pake, jump!” He jumps and before he hits the net, the Hawaiians pull the net away. SPLAT! And the Hawaiians say, “That’s what you get for changing the prices every two minutes.” (Because in Hawaii—the Jews in New York get teased for being thrifty—in Hawaii the Chinese are the ones.) The Filipino is next. He’s on the 17th floor and yelling “Helup! Helup!” The Hawaiian firemen below yell, “Come on Book, Book, jump.

He jumps and again the Hawaiians pull the net away. SPLAT! And the Hawaiians say, “That’s what you get for eating Spot.” (Because in the plantation days, the Filipinos ate dog. They were known for that.) And the Pawdagee guy yells, “Halp! I scared!” And the Hawaiians yell back, “Come on, Pawdagee, jump.” And he yells down, “No way! I saw what you did to the other two guys.

No way you goin’ pull the net away from me. Put the net down on the ground.”

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International Festival of Canoes Saturday, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. at the Banyan Tree in Lahaina Most people think of the International Festival of Canoes, held in Lahaina since 1998, as a big two-week celebration of all things canoe. Well, those people are wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong! Well, kind of. They’re right about the canoes—you’ll never see a greater variety of master builders and artisans from Japan, the Cook Islands, New Zealand, Tonga, the Marshall Islands, Tahiti and our very own Hawaii carving canoes from solid logs. But the Festival is about so much more—island art, history, music, food and hand-carved surfboards, drums and land sleds, for instance. And admission is free. For more information, call 667-9193. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

Happy Birthday, Buddha Baby!

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Every Tuesday night on Haight Street in San Francisco, Cheb i Sabbah spins the music of Asia, Arabia and Africa to hardcore enthusiasts called “Cheb-i-lites.” Now on Maui for Buddha’s birthday celebration, we get to experience this phenomenon born of world music/DJ innovator of Cheb i Sabbah. Since spinning in Paris in the mid ‘60s, Chebiji has become legendary in the underground club scene as he incorporates influences of traditional Judeo-Arabic-Andalusian music into his regular live spinning gigs as well as in his role as music producer. So this is all great and everything but again—the Maui Nightlife Planning Committee has overbooked Friday!! Between Cheb i Sabbah at Casanova in Makawao and Lyrics Born at Hapa’s in Kihei, how am I going to catch that last set of Crazy Fingers at Longhi’s?! Why does it have to be all or nothing over here, hunh?!

Chicago Blue Reunion - Tonight! The 8th annual Hawaiian Island Rhythm and Blues Mele. Featuring a seven piece big band. With Louisiana Slide Guitar master Sonny Landreth, and Eric Sardina’s Trio. Tickets: $38-$28. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Lyrics Born - Friday. Lyrics Born blends his unique style of Hip Hop, with a layer of funk, R&B, rock and reggae. Tickets: $15. 9 p.m. Hapa’s Nightclub, Kihei 879-9001.

Frank Delima - Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Frank De Lima provides a fresh and witty revue using musical parodies to poke fun a current topics, fads, attitudes and personalities. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m.

McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. 2004 Spring Dance Extravaganza - Saturday.

Maui Academy of Performing Arts presents their talented dancers in an excerpt from a the beautiful ballet, coppelia plus this year’s jazz & tap selections. Tickets combo show $15. 4 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469 .

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Celebrate Buddha’s Birthday with DJ Cheb i Sabbah - 10 p.m. at Casanova, Makawao. His music style and taste are the perfect compliment to Dj Cheb i Sabbah's presentation. Tickets: $11 at the door.

For info, call 572-0220.

SATURDAY, MAy 15

International Festival Of Canoes - 9 a.m - 5 p.m. at the Banyan Tree, Lahaina. This two-week festival will include demos of old style surfboard, drum making along with cultural arts lessons. Followed by an island food and music festival. For info, call 667-9193.

Maui Matsuri - 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. at Kahului Shopping Center. This non-profit event will have live entertainment along with several types of food and crafts. For info, call 283-9999.

WEDNESDAY, MAy 19

Maui High Tech Industry Education Exchange - 3-6 p.m. Approximately 35 graduate students, postdocs, and research scientists will attend this event to network with the Hawaii technical and educational community. Their backgrounds include astronomy, physics, engineering and vision science. For info, calll 879-1922.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 7:3010:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Steve Argenti, Tue-Fri 5:30-9 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu,

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Capische? – Mark Johnston; Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo Su, Tu, Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon.; all sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon -Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Fri ,Tue, Wailea Nights, Barry Flanagan & Eric Gilliom, dinner and show $35, 810p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7-10 p.m., 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Wed-Fri; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Brian Wittman Sun-Mon; Patrick Mayor, Tue All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

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A Soldier's Tale by Igor Stravinsky - May 21.

Featuring Maestro Stuart Chafetz and the musicians of the Honolulu Symphony Orchestra. L'Histoire du Soldat is a classic Faustian tale of a young man who sells his soul to the Devil only to find disillusionment instead of happiness.Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242 SHOW The Drive-In Movie Theater is coming back to Hawai’i! - May 21. Hawai’i has created the up country drive-In movie theater, Hawaiian Style. a celebration of music, art, culture and films. Tickets $15 per car. 7 p.m., Hui No Eau Visual Arts Center, Makawao 572-6560.

Air Supply - May 22. Probing love’s dimensions and touching hearts everywhere, with such hits like “All Out Of Love”, “Lost In Love,” “Sweet Dreams”.

Tickets: $50-$40. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469 .

Kris Kristofferson - May 28. Legendary Hall of Fame singer-songwriter performs an intimate journey through 35 years of hits. “Me and Bobby Mcgee, “Help Me Make It Through The Knight” and many more.Tickets: $75-$35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469 .

Blink-182 Rescheduled - Aug 15. Tickets $35. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Evan Schulman, Thu; Mike “Pelon,” Fri; Zach Schmidt, Sat; Damien Awai, Mon; How Phat, Wed. All sets 6:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6670908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho Tu; Damien Awai, open mic night 10:30-1:30pm Wed; Nino Toscan Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho Sat; Damien Awai Sun All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum and Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and don, Brian & Damien, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Th; Ernest Pua’a and & Kawika Lynn; Fr; Kawika Lum and Da Ukulele Boyz, Sat; Kawika Lum and Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Mario, Fri - Sat, 2:30 -5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 2:30-5:30 p.m; 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurant Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; 6-9pm Mon, Wed; Captain Billy Bones 6-8 pm; Tue; Ricardo Dioso 6-9 pm.,658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 6613636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Joel Gold, Wed; Thu, Darrin Lenett, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

Sea House Restaurant – Sun; Kapule Paoa 7 p.m., Mon, Fri, Sat; Kincade Basques 7-9 p.m. Tue; Polynesian dinner show 5:30 p.m., Wed,-Thu; 7-9 p.m.

Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 6691500.

Sir Wilfred’s at Whalers Villiage - Maui West Side Jazz, featuring some Maui’s greatest musicians, 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Lahaina, 6610202.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu, Mon, ; Joe Bennett, Fri; Mario & Will, Sat; Anastasia & Niles, Sun. All sets from 6 to 9 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 6674044.

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Willie K $5, 7:30-10:30pm

BOCALINO

DJ Boomshot No cover, 10pm

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8141 1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT 142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

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Neto Peraza, Latin, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana No cover, 10pm

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DJ Cheb i Sabbah, $11, 9:45 pm

Suddent Rush, B-day Bash No cover, 9:45 pm

Sirrus B Project $3, 8pm

Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

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Mon - Curtiss Williams & Guest; Tue Jay Molina, & Gilbert Emata W/ Vanessa; Wed - Soul Concepts W/ Curtiss Williams; All shows 10pm, No cover Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm Mon - Lawai’a, No cover 10:30 pm

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

The Dave Carroll Band No cover, 9pm

ERIK’S SEAFOOD & SUSHI 843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780

Open Mic Night, with Jim (Deviltown), 10pm

GIOVANI’S

Hau Phat, Island Music No cover, 10pm

2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, Lahaina 661-3160

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

DJ Daniel J, Love and Light 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Lyrics Born, Hip Hop 9pm

Flava Zone 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

Sunset Salsa 8pm

Reggae Fo’ Real $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Swami Bebops No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

JAWZ TACOS

MON - Willie K; Tue - Fat Tuesday, w/Fat Joe, 10pm; WED - Aloha Wed w/DJ Jammin J MON - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm

Steve Mendoza No cover, 9pm

Tom Cherry Band No cover, 9pm DJ Aloe Vera, Classic House No Cover, 9 pm

1279 S. Kihei Rd. Azeka II - 874-8226

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Kenny Roberts No cover, 9pm

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

El Nino, No cover, 7pm

Crunch Pups $5 9:30 pm

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

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KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Mon-Wed - Da-Haw-Y-ans, No cover, 6pm

Karaoke, No cover, 9:30pm

Wed - Karaoke, No cover, 9:30pm

Mario & Willie No cover, 10pm-12am

TBA

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Gina Martinelli, No cover, 6pm

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

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Wed - Swami Bebops, No cover, 5pm

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Jacque’s - Mon, Mark Johnston w/ Dustin, ambient jazz; 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Mark Johnston, Tue 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu & Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Scott Baird & Gretchen, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon & Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Tue, Thu, Sat, 6:30 p.m. at Spats Trattoria. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:309:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun-Tue; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist, Sun-Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: Free hula show nightly 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30.

Maui Marriott 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri-Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Indoor Amphitheater Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts. Every Tues 6:30 p.m.- 8:30 p.m. Tickets: $35 visitor and $25 kama`aina.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Colonnade Asian Noodle Cafe: Benny Uyetake, Thu-Fri, Tue-Wed; Mitch Kepa, Sun-Mon both 6-9 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

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Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis,

BY K. BRADLEY LENZ

ANTIBALAS AFROBEAT ORCHESTRA “LIBERATION AFRO-BEAT VOL. 1” For those of you who don’t habla, “Antibalas” translates literally to “bulletproof,” or more precisely, “anti-bullets.”

Remember that moment from The Matrix when KeaNeo stops the bullets midair by saying, “No!”? The sound that is created by this 11-piece orchestra of funk warriors will leave you believing with just that level of intensity. Brewed in hell’s kitchen, NYC, their sound carries that quality of funk you thought had been lost since the ‘70s. However, they just got signed by Ropeadope Records and are touring now, selling out shows around the country, where sweaty souls step to the beat.

New, original funk sans turntablist?!? Oh, and restauranteurs, it has a similar flavor to all those Putomayo albums, but with teeth (all the better to chew your food with!). While stepping to the mic briefly, those teeth will be gnashed at fat cat warmongers in the spirit of the greats: Fela, Bob(s).

Coincidently, my “keep-it-on-repeat-24/7” pick is titled “N.E.S.T.A.” or “Never Ever Succumb To Authority.” —Ninjatune Records 2001

THE ROOTS “DO YOU WANT MORE?!!!??!”

Led fearlessly by Black Thought—who is the finest front man of Philadelphia—The Roots, with a bit of luck and everything to prove in ‘92 (yet didn’t release until ‘95), assembled an album that is truly compacted onto disc. I’ve been listening this CD for at least four years steadily, front to back and am still, “trying to find words to describe the vibe.” While their latest releases are enjoyable, this “organic hip-hop jazz” still has new lines and rhythms (and people yelling in the background) that lets me continue to appreciate this CD time and time again. If that doesn’t convince you, head on down to Charley’s jukebox in Paia and give it a spin. Although you may have to wait for a few hours before it comes on, you probably won’t need quarters, and one of the saloon (arc)angels will take care of you in the meanwhile. —Geffen Records 1995

A TRIBE CALLED QUEST “MIDNIGHT MARAUDERS” When I first arrived on island, working at a fruity little hole of a hostel, a German tourist started talking to me about “heep hop, ja?” “Oh geez” (not O.G.’s), I think, but I’m mopping so any music works at that point. So he put on the Tribe anthology.

Anthologies, greatest hits, best of’s—these are just quick $$ scams by the industry, especially when a band has been around for less than 20 years and has a couple new tracks that they can’t make a real album out of. Put that with some hits, remix one or two with some other hot artist and POOF, in come the same amount of profits in half the studio time. Anyway, like all things left out at a hostel, the CD disappeared and no one knew nuthin’. A month later, I saw MC Bratwurst at Mana Foods in Paia, we get to spreken, and he asks me to give him back his CD!!!! So listen, mein freund, Midnight Marauders is the only Tribe CD I own, and you best get over that burnt disc you lost. Get this or Low End Theory if you really want to know what Tribe was about. Bitte, brah!

—Jive Records 1993

ROLLING STONES “EXILE ON MAIN STREET” Is Led weighing you down? Bob Dylan becoming too familiar, like that nasally uncle who just can’t keep up with the conversation, yet insists on talking? Or maybe the Hot Rocks that these fellows rolled your way have become lukewarm? Don’t despair, this album will refill your “Loving Cup,” and take you back to the times where Mick and Keith still spoke, drank whiskey and wrote songs together! Sure they were flat-out stealing from American blues artists on half the tracks. But the other tracks where they step out onto their stage—where the Stones were the Stones as no one else could ever be—that is untouchable. Every person that I’ve met who knows this album has something completely different about it that they love, which you can have with 18 tracks. So get the album, a Kentucky single-barrel and a rainy evening becomes damn good times with friends—even if it’s just one friend and his name is Jack Daniels. —Virgin Records 1994

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Randy & Matt No cover, 9 pm

N.D.E No cover, 9 pm

Larry’s MIdnight Snack No cover, 9 pm

eClipse No cover, 9pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm

Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm

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Mon - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 8:30pm; Wed - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm

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Wailea Nights, Barry Flanagan & Eric Gilliom, $10, 8pm

Murray Thorne $5, 9pm

Merv Ohana No cover, 10 pm

Mon - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7pm; Tue - “Wailea Nights”w/Barry Flanagan & Eric Gilliom, $50 dinner, $10 show, 8-10pm; Wed - Open Mic Night No cover, 9pm

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Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Live music by Lono, Thu; Brado Mamalias, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat-Sun; Bobby Krueger, Mon-Wed; all sets 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

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Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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Aston Hotels & Resorts Hawaiian Sailing Canoe Festival - Sa-Su 10 a.m. 4 p.m. at Kahului Harbor. 12 Hawaiian sailing canoes will set sail and paddle/sail to Ka'anapali shores. All tourists and residents are invited to greet the sailing canoes when they arrive at the Aston Ka'anapali Shores Resort. For info, call 247-3559 26th Annual Visitor Industry Charity Walk - Sat - 6 a.m. at War Memorial Soccer Field. This non profit organization host a five mile walk. All proceeds benefit Maui County charities. For info, call 244-8625.

Golf Tournament Fundraiser for Captain Charlie Iwata - 7 a.m. at Dunes Maui Lani Golf course. This tournament is a scramble format.

Charlie’s fellow firefighter's are asking for the public’s much needed support. This tournament is the first of several events to help defray medical costs. $20 luncheon. For info, call 270-7564.

ARTs

Celebrating The Artist In Us Exhibition - Thu Sun 9 a.m - 5 p.m. at the Scheffer International Gallery of the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. The exhibit will diverge from the traditional format to focus on comprising projects developed through artist mentors and

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East Maui Watershed, Art Contest Celebrates Native Plants and Wildlife - Thu. The purpose of the contest is to use art as a vehicle for raising awareness, appreciation and support for the East Maui Watershed, a source of biodiversity. All forms of art are acceptable painting, photography and sculpture.

Entries are due on August 31 at Viewpoints. For info, call 573-6999.

LECTUREs

Starting a 401K/IRA" Workshop - Thu, 12-1 p.m. at the Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall. Lecture by Jason Williams the session will cover general information on establishing a 401K and/or IRA for business or personal needs. For info, call 873-8247.

Universal Principles and Life Goals Program Thu, 7:30 p.m. in the Maui Waena Intermediate School cafeteria. The purpose of this lecture is to help parents and educators empower youths to avoid drugs, crime and sexual promiscuity. For info, call 572-8348.

POLITICAL

Public Hearing - Mon, 10 a.m. at Council Chamber, 8th Floor, Kalana O Maui Building, 200 S. High St., Wailuku. This hearing is on adopting fuel tax rates for the county effective July 1, 2004. For info, call 2707838.

The Maui League of Republican Women Luncheon Tue, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. at Dunes Restaurant. For Military appreciation month, representatives from the Army Reserve speak on and how you can show support for our troops. 41 families on Maui are dealing with having a loved one over in Iraq. $20 for luncheon.

For info, Call 573-1646.

STAGE

Maui OnStage Open Auditions for the Production of Hair - Sun, 12 p.m. at Iao Theater.

Not your typical broadway musical. It is a cross between a Dionysian revel and an old fashion revival meeting. The religion that hair preaches, of morality, sexuality, individualism, racism, violence, drug use, loyalty and social acceptance, which remain issues in America today. For info, call 244-8680.

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Maui Academy Of Performing Arts auditioning for Summer Dancing - Tue, 6-8 p.m. at MAPA Dance Studios, 2027 Main St., Wailuku. Auditions for its a six week dance intensive workshop with over 25 technique classes in ballet, tap, jazz, modern and hip hop culminating in Maui’s premier dance concert. For kids age 10 years and older. For info, call 244-8760.

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BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS

If music be the food of love, play on I am old. Okay, I’m not really old but I went to an all ages show on Saturday for the big blowout Khrinj CD-release party, which included a lineup of no less than seven punk, metal and rock bands of varying sub-genres. It was at the Paia Youth & Cultural Center (PYCC), which is pretty much right on the sandy shore of Baldwin Beach, before you get into Paia Town.

There were dozens of people in the parking lot milling about, enjoying the suburban joy that we call the Tailgate Party. Yeah, there was the fabulous beachside Paia Bay Café run by Eric and the kids. And tons of peeps scattered on the grass in front of the stage and on the surrounding beach, as “security” volunteers headed by PYCC Director Blaze made sure the whole thing was safe and legit.

But of the 200 or so in attendance that day, I was probably one of 10 people who’d managed to reach voting age. Exaggeration? Never mind. It’s what happens when you get old.

I was actually in town early but got caught up in envy over at the SandBar by Reeny’s tales of a secret Erykah Badu concert she saw in New Orleans for the Jazz Festival. By the time I got to the PYCC, the first band Left 4 Dead, had just left the stage at the close of their set.

A young, sweaty mosher told me that the tenacious punk band didn’t even have mikes, but that “they still rocked!”

Then lead singer Kanoa opened the Gomega set with my favorite original they do, “The Walk,” followed by crowd faves—namely, heavier versions of Iz’s “White Sandy Beach” and Rage’s “Killing In the Name Of.” After that, he gave up the mic to Dino, and Nate—formerly of punk band, The Crowd—took over the drums from Hans—of Khrinj—to become Rubber Bands.

“Maui’s music scene is so incestuous,” Reeny and I had agreed earlier.

The mosh pit resumed with two kids slamming each other and the peripheral people doing the smiling, nodding thing as Dino displayed the manic energy of oh, say…

“Have you ever seen Mr. Bungle?” the guy to my right asked. “That guy is so Mike Patton!”

Somebody else disagreed and said they were scared by Dino’s wild rantings. I thought it was all so cute and I just wanted to stick him on my dresser like one of those plastic Muppet characters that move when you push the button.

After a really long delay due to “technical difficulties,” Khrinj front man Casey announced the next band, Corpsef**ker. All of a sudden, the young crowd went wild and rushed from the parking lot and nearby beach into the grass quad. Even the jumping monkeys on the pickup truck came a runnin’ to the pit.

Towards the end of their set, I decided to take a break and satisfy a craving I’d been having for a non-alcoholic ginger beer. But as I walked back from Mana Foods, passing a motorcycle with a yoga mat and a short board strapped to its side—so Paia!—my bag blew out. Bye-bye, ginger beer. It seemed at this point I was ready to join the man in the grass skirt who earlier was urging me to play all Led Zeppelin songs on the jukebox at the SandBar, but was now thrashing about with the rest of the music lovers in the mosh pit.

As the godfathers of metal on Maui, Anesthesia, got up to play, the pit aged a little. Yet disturbingly, there remained two young girls who screamed, “Mosh pit or show yer t*ts!” in between songs. Luckily, no one obliged, uh, with the showing of the, uh, tatas.

Then lead singer Ian thanked Khrinj for their hospitality and musical greatness and told the crowd to “Buy their CD—you’ll be happy.

“Buy their t-shirts, they won’t shrink,” he added. “Buy their stickers, to adorn your cars.

You know, when you get ‘em. Buy their lunchboxes, to take to school with you.”

After the Khrinj set I asked everyone to sign my yearbook and then went off to the Cafeteria in Makawao to play video games. MTW

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