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How Chris Mahon finally opened Paradice Bluz by Samantha Campos

LOCAL NEWS 5 Eating the Planet How killing animals kills the Earth

by Anthony Pignataro

Chris Mahon - P. 10 OP ED 9 The O’Connor Factor DEPARTMENTS Republican justices regret appointing Bush

by Ted Rall

DINING 12 Less Talking, More Tasting Crashing the Kapalua Wine & Food Festival

by Samantha Campos

DA KINE CALENDAR 19 this week’s picks 22Film Critique 23Movie Capsules & Showtimes 25A&E 26Calendar Listings & A Cinderella Story ( )

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If these words interest, even excite you, then you must run out to your local book peddler and grab a copy of Barbara Payton’s new I Am Not Ashamed. It’s just a small paperback, but trust me—it will not disappear into your bookshelves.

Ashamed has that gritty, urban, old movie feel. The cover is amber, giving it the appearance like one of those old movie photographs or even trashy scandal sheets. There’s even a silhouetted Hollywood skyline running along the bottom of the front cover. Okay, “skyline” is a bit extravagant—it’s a tiny rendition of Grauman’s Chinese Theater with the word “HOLLYWOOD” plastered over it.

But you get the point.

The back cover also features five additional The book is apparently a tell-all tale from quotes about various Hollywood personalities “the bawdy and beautiful Barbara Payton” Payton knew—men who obviously didn’t fall who apparently enjoyed a “$10,000-ainto the category of “strangers.” week silver screen lifestyle… in America’s For example, next to the tiny black and conservative 1950s.” But then, the back white picture of James cover continues, Cagney is the line “He this happy life “was torn from her

by Barbara Payton, Holloway House, Los gave me my big break. I would have done anygrasp,” which “left Angeles, 2004. $7.99 thing for him.” her to ultimately Okay, you’ve got some good innuendo going sell her body on the Sunset Strip for $5 a there. It only gets better. night and seek out an existence on cheap On Tom Neal (no, I don’t know who he is, wine and the comfort of strangers.” either), Payton writes “I could look at him and feel Sell her body? Sunset Strip? Cheap hot peppers up my thighs.” And on Frank Sinatra, wine? Awwwww yeaaaaaah!

Old Blue Eyes himself, Payton writes the emiJust looking at this book lets you know nently charming “He was so jealous of Ava, he it’s hot. In fact, the word “shocking” actudidn’t want her so friendly with me.” ally appears twice, so you know it’s got to Shocking! MTW be true.

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ehbrah@mauitime.com This goes out to the hooligans who broke into my car and stole my luggage while I was hiking the lava tube hike on Hana Highway. Did you really need the pictures I took? How about my clothes? And my mom’s dirty, old, supersized underwear—did you really have to have those? If so, I’ll gladly trade more of my mom’s underwear for the pictures you took.

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Eating the Planet How killing animals kills the Earth

Attack of the Killer Turkeys Linda Day is a slight Asian-American woman with shoulder-length brown hair and a habit of shutting her eyes and puckering her whole face when she’s trying to remember a fact. The University of Hawaii’s Office of Sustainability spokesperson, she did a lot of that Saturday night during her presentation at the Seventh Day Adventist Church on how eating meat is destroying the environment.

Day’s appearance was another in a series of Vegetarian Society of Hawaiisponsored lectures. The July 10 event attracted only a couple dozen people, barely a tenth of the audience that came out a few months ago to see Alicia

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Silverstone denounce breast milk and meateating practices. And it wasn’t nearly as compelling as former cattleman Howard Lyman’s recent down-home indictment of the beef industry, but Day’s speech was nonetheless informative—if you like spending an hour hearing about the immense pollution and destruction caused by farm animals.

But she didn’t exactly start off strong.

“I’m not an expert on this,” she said, standing barefoot in a purple sleeveless dress at the front of the church. “The Vegetarian Society tapped me to do this, so I basically got a lot of stuff off the internet. I don’t want everything to be sad, so hopefully there will be a happy ending to this presentation.”

Day was in little danger. After all, she was basically preaching to the choir. Bumper stickers in the church parking lot included “What Liberal Media?” and “If animals could talk, we’d all be vegetarians.”

Day’s lecture pivoted on the following assessment: virtually every major environmental problem, including air and water pollution, deforestation, loss of biodiversity and climate change can trace its root cause back to food production. She then cited a whole host of statistics taken from the United Nations, U.S. Department of Agriculture and a few universities.

She talked about things like the conversion of 25,000 square kilometers of Amazonian rain forest in 2002 to cattle grazing land. At the current rate of loss, Day said a tenth of all the world’s living species would soon be lost.

Such destruction isn’t limited to South America. In the U.S., the acreage of farmland dedicated to fruit and vegetable production is negligible compared to that used for animals.

Day cited a 1998 USDA study cataloging over 600 million acres of U.S. land dedicated just to cattle grazing.

It got a little heavy when Day started talking about the fact that farm animals, which outnumber humans in the U.S. 30 to one, require 30 times human water usage but produce 130 times the fecal matter. And that’s not even taking into account their massive methane flatulence that’s dissolving the Earth’s atmospheric ozone layer. Then she showed a slide of something awful called a “manure lagoon” in Elmwood, Illinois.

The point, naturally, was that factory farms produce a lot of crap, which dumps toxic ammonia into the soil, water and air. But it didn’t help matters that her bar graph titled “The Scoop on Poop” was brown.

Day, after all, was trying to keep it light.

Which was kind of hard to do, considering audience members were offering friendly interruptions like “Vegetarianism is the way of the future—It has to be, if we are to survive.”

“This is hard to make fun,” she admitted at one point, recalling the line in the lecture press

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release saying she would be giving a “fact-filled but fun” talk. “It’s pretty damn depressing.”

But she tried. At one point, Day quoted a stat from a book called Judaism and Vegetarianism. “I didn’t even know that was an issue,” she said of the title with a shrug.

Later, she got a chorus of “oohs” when she said that in California, “you can save more water by not eating one pound of beef than if you didn’t shower for six months.”

At the end, a young woman who had sat through most of the 70-minute lecture with a shirt pulled over her head like a shawl asked the rest of the audience if they’d seen the provegetarian documentary Peaceable Kingdom.

“If everyone saw that,” she said, “no one would eat meat anymore.”

“Have you guys seen Michael Moore’s new film?” Day suddenly asked. “Holy moly.”

The following tale comes to you directly from the July 8, 2004 Maui County Department of Liquor Control Adjudication Board hearing. No names have been changed to protect the innocent, guilty or merely imbibed.

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DATE Dec. 12, 2003

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VIOLATION Section 08-101-80(b)(3): hindering, interfering, opposing or molesting a liquor control officer in the performance of the officer’s duty

LC OFFICER James Kendrick

REPORT Discussing the merits of the six charges— including, but not limited to time sheet problems and an employee allegedly drinking on duty— that landed Giovani’s before the Adjudication Board on July 8 is beyond the scope of this column. But it is fair to say that Count 1 started it all.

Had that never happened, Giovani’s never would have gone before the Board, been found guilty on all charges and ended up fined a total of $4,000.

Kendrick—a former PI and Honolulu PD vice cop who’s been with the LC a little over a year— had shown up at Giovani’s during a private Christmas party for Teralani Charters, which rented out the whole restaurant. In his report, Kendrick said he was there to “conduct routine inspections.” But during the trial, he said he stopped by because he “wanted to get something to eat.”

In any case, while attempting “to observe” the party, Kendrick says a mysterious Teralani employee named “Noreen”—who didn’t actually work for Giovani’s and never appeared during the hearing or was identified beyond her first name—grabbed him and tried to shove him out door. “I don’t know you,” he testified she yelled at him after he flashed his badge. “I know all the Liquor Commissioners. I’m going to make some phone calls.”

Ironically, it was only Teralani’s Noreen who apparently “molested” Kendrick. In fact, no one disputed that Giovani’s employees did everything they could to help Kendrick. “[A]ll the regular employees were quite helpful,” Giovani’s attorney said to Kendrick during the hearing.

“Yes, they were,” Kendrick replied.

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LOCALNEWS WEDNESDAY, JULY 7 Got up, showered, ate breakfast, then reeled at the really awful story in today’s Maui News exposing the frightening truth that “Maui Democrats” like the fact that John Edwards is John Kerry’s vice presidential nominee. This amazing thesis is backed by quotes from four Maui Democrats: U.S. Congressman Ed Case (D, Hawaii), Hawaii’s representative on the Democratic Party Platform Committee Ave Diaz, Maui Democratic Party chairman James “Kimo” Apana and former chairman Jonathan Starr.

These “local reaction” stories are the bane of modern daily journalism. They tell the reader virtually nothing beyond a not-at-all controversial revelation that four Democratic Party insiders agree with the Democratic presidential candidate’s vice presidential selection.

What are they going to do, bitch and moan in public? These people are partisans—their job is to support whatever Democratic candidates do… Hey, speaking of The Maui News, they just bought The Haleakala Times.

Today the News has a tiny story mentioning it. Well, sort of mentioning it. Titled “Hawaii Publications buys Haleakala Times,” the blurb confirmed month-long rumors that the 11-year old biweekly published by Ken and Adrienne Pinsky was on the auction block.

Though the story insisted that nothing was going to change in the Times, it also included the cryptic statement that “Hawaii Publications also publishes The Maui Bulletin and The Lahaina News.” While true, it completely ignores the tiny little ethical disclosure that Hawaii Publications also publishes The Maui News.

THURSDAY, JULY 8 The profoundly controversial Akaka Bill that would limit future Hawaiian sovereign-

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ty claims once again stalled in the U.S. Senate— this time thanks to right-wing Republican, Senate Majority Leader and upstart friend of Hawaiian independence radicals Bill Frist.

Okay, so Frist doesn’t give even a tiny damn about the sovereignty claims of Hawaiian people. But he does happen to hate bill amendments, which is how Hawaii’s Senators— Daniels Akaka and Inouye—tried to get the bill to a vote. They actually thought they could get away with attaching it to a bill severely limiting class action lawsuits, according to an Associated Press story. Frist’s move seems to have doomed both bills, at least for now.

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FRIDAY, JULY 9

State Senator J. Kalani English (D, 6th District) officially files for reelection. In the accompanying press release, both his campaign chairperson and a supporter refer to English’s “leadership.” This is remarkable—politicians today all talk about “showing leadership”—but according to release English actually carried out “leadership.” That rhetorical fact alone probably puts English in the top one percentile of American elected officials… Today it took two people from The Maui News to write a frontpage, above the fold story announcing that the Launiupoko intersection on Honoapiilani Highway hasn’t had a crippling traffic jam since Saturday… Well, the time to enter the First Annual Maui Time Sucker’s Contest advertised in last week’s Coconut Wireless is officially closed. And I’d like to thank all our entries—I’d love to give all of you a prize, but hey—I only have one copy of Bill O’Reilly’s Those Who Trespass. Really, you all deserve to win—all NONE of you. That’s right, the First Annual Maui Time Sucker’s Contest received exactly zero entries. Now for your usual check under your bottle cap or pick six lucky numbers contest, zero entries would be bad. But for the First Annual Maui Time Sucker’s Contest, zero

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Aspartame, the herbicide RoundUp, a soybean called RoundUp Ready that’s supposedly immune to RoundUp, global PCB contamination, Astroturf and a little something the company likes to call the Flavr Savr tomato—just donated $47,000 to Maui Community College. The company, which already grows genetically-modified crops on a thousand secret acres of Maui, gave the money so the college can “remodel a campus facility for biology, microbiology and molecular biology classes,” according to today’s Maui News.

Now what could be scary about Monsanto influencing young, impressionable students?

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entries is fantastic. It means that our readers are informed. They understand that the Federal Government doesn’t act in their best interests.

They are intelligent people who understand the limitations of the right-wing loons who today run our Defense and Justice Departments. I salute them—um, the readers, not the loons.

SATURDAY, JULY 10 “Don’t make affordable housing—make housing affordable,” Hawaiian sovereignty activist Foster Ampong told me not long ago. I’m reminded of this very simple but true statement while looking over the “Maui home prices still sizzling” article in today’s News. According to the story, last year a single-family home went for about $400,000, but today sells for $530,000.

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Local Democratic Party activist Ave Diaz just learned a tough lesson in national politics. She sits on the party’s Platform Committee. They just thrashed out the party’s stance on the war in Iraq. But at the committee meeting in Hollywood, Florida, she realized her Dennis Kucinich-idealism was no match for the John Kerry pragmatism—no matter how misguided and ultimately foolish the presidential nominee may be. Diaz wanted the party to denounce the lies and crookedness that led to the war and call for an immediate withdrawal. But Diaz told The Maui News that the Kerry people insisted on a far mushier “Democrats disagree” platform. The platform actually says that a withdrawal would damage Iraq, which “inevitably would become a haven for terrorists and a destabilizing force in the Middle East.” What’s this “would” nonsense?

Iraq IS a haven for terrorists and a “destabilizing force” in the region. And it will remain so as long as 150,000 U.S. combat troops stay there.

TUESDAY, JULY 13 State governor Linda Lingle announces that she just signed a bill mandating all state officers—including Lingle—need to attend mandatory ethics lectures. At first opposing the bill, Lingle seemed to warm to the idea after the Honolulu Star-Bulletin began looking into her decision to allow the private non-profit lobbying group Citizens Achieving Reform in Education (CARE) to operate out of the governor’s office.

Of course, the ethics lectures won’t begin until January—two months after the November election. Yeah, that makes sense. MTW

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After 13 wrongful years in prison and five more detained as a “violent sexual predator,” James Rodriguez, 43, finally realized last year that he would have to start lying and “confess” to molesting those two boys in the 1980s and seek “rehabilitation.” Otherwise, California’s Atascadero State Hospital would never release him. He told an Associated Press reporter that he sought advice from the hospital’s pedophiles on what to say and how to act, and he finally convinced doctors that he was, indeed, so very remorseful for his “attraction to kids.” Then, as he was set for a hearing in April, his two “victims” finally recanted, telling officials that they had made up the whole thing.

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The O’Connor Factor Republican justices regret appointing Bush “This is terrible,” Sandra Day O’Connor said when she heard that Al Gore had won Florida on Election Night in 2000.

According to Newsweek, O’Connor, then 69, wanted to retire from the Supreme Court. But she wanted to leave under a Republican president so that her seat would go to a fellow Republican.

According to court watchers, O’Connor was so eager to retire to her beloved Arizona that she overlooked the constitutional separation of powers by agreeing to hear Bush v. Gore, effectively appointing George W. Bush to the presidency.

Both O’Connor and Chief Justice William Rehnquist, 80, were expected to retire during the last three years. Yet now they’ll remain in office at least through November 2004. She’ll be 73 and he’ll be 81. Why haven’t they retired?

With the exception of hard-right zealots Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas, the high court’s Republicans appear to be suffering from a major case of buyer’s remorse. Six days after Bush’s riot-torn inauguration in 2001, USA Today reported, “Sandra Day O’Connor

has told people close to her that in her two decades on the court, she’s never seen such anger over a case. O’Connor, more than any justice, has seemed disturbed by the public wrath directed at the court.”

By hearing and ruling upon Bush v. Gore, the Supremes hoped to bring closure to a seemingly endless recount crisis. Three years, two wars and thousands of lies later, however, the 2000 election is more controversial than ever. The electorate is at least as polarized as it was during the ‘60s; many Democrats worry that this year’s election will again by decided by judicial fiat. Fifty-one percent of Americans still say that Bush is an illegitimate pretender to the Oval Office.

Meanwhile, the White House has governed so far to the right of traditional conservative Republicanism that Justices O’Connor and Rehnquist have rebuked the Bushies on a variety of important cases coming before the bench.

Joining an 8-1 majority that skewered the Administration’s indefinite detention policy in the war on terror, O’Connor and Rehnquist ruled that the “enemy combatant” detainee Yaser Esam Hamdi, an American citizen cap-

tured as a Taliban prisoner of war, deserved a “meaningful opportunity” to face charges against him in a court of law. In Locke v.

Davey, both justices ruled against a Bush-led assault on the separation of church and state, writing that states don’t have to grant college scholarships for private religious training.

O’Connor, a swing voter since her Reaganera appointment, has sided with the court’s liberal bloc more often than previously. She has cast votes ending the legal limbo of Bush’s inmates at the Guantánamo concentration

fear that the Bush Administration is too radical for America. Going to war for false or fictional reasons while supporting the terrorists who attacked us on 9/11, building a global network of gulags where thousands of people are denied their fundamental human rights and torture is sanctioned by top officials, using the war on terrorism as an excuse to spy on domestic political opponents, privatizing the military and attempting to turn fundamentalist Christianity into a state-funded religion are the acts of wild-eyed revolutionaries, not

BY HEARING AND RULING UPON BUSH V. GORE, THE SUPREMES HOPED TO BRING CLOSURE TO A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS RECOUNT CRISIS. THREE YEARS, TWO WARS AND THOUSANDS OF LIES LATER, HOWEVER, THE 2000 ELECTION IS MORE CONTROVERSIAL THAN EVER. camp, favoring campaign finance reform and expanding the reach of the Americans with Disabilities Act to state courthouses. She also sided with the court’s conservatives, but on relatively minor matters. For example, she voted to allow cops to arrest people who refuse to tell them their names and to seal Dick Cheney’s energy taskforce records.

Not only have they clung to the bench into old age, O’Connor and Rehnquist are defying the Bushies.

It’s logical to assume that they have joined a growing number of patriotic Republicans who

American conservatives.

O’Connor and Rehnquist read the papers.

They know that there’s a better than even chance that John Kerry will win. Both justices, having missed their chance to retire under Bush, are chancing getting replaced by Kerry instead. Their conclusion is obvious: the United States, and their legacies, would be better served by liberal Democrats than the brand of rightist extremists who would be appointed by George W. Bush.

This year, O’Connor may remark “this is terrible” again—if Bush wins. MTW

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By Samantha Campos The hype began a year ago. The talk of the town was that a club was opening on Front Street. A real club, with live bands imported regularly from the mainland. It would have a VIP section and greenroom for famous musicians. Big names were whispered—maybe Prince will show up, or Santana, or Jack Johnson! People speculated. And they waited.

And the buzz continued.

Meanwhile, another club in Lahaina called Breakwater opened and closed within six months. The name “Paradice Bluz” started popping up everywhere, with opening dates that began in December, then February, pushed back to May. Anticipation escalated. In fact, there were problems—money, permits, ghosts.

On Thursday, July 1, I walked down an alleyway off Lahaina’s bustling Front Street.

Between a women’s tropical clothing store and a high-end island jeweler, behind the kiosk selling Hawaiian music, two tall men stood checking ID’s under a wooden sign that read, “Paradice Bluz.” After they cleared me, I walked down a flight of stairs painted like piano keys, down a small set of blood-red carpeted steps into a large, dimly lit room.

To my left was the hostess booth, where a photographer was taking pictures of a group of dolled-up girls in varying forms of tight, black dresses and stilettos. Contemporary oil paintings and various neon colors hung from the brick-lined walls surrounding the entrance. Guys in aloha shirts and slacks smoked cigars in front of a mural depicting a tropical island scene.

To my right, past the two pool tables, cigar humidor, fortune-telling Wizard and lit up Rat Pack and Scarface photos, I walked towards the cushiony, black leather couches, where more of the fashionable clubbers lounged on beanbag chairs and a couple of oversized red and black dice cushions.

The owner of Paradice Bluz, Chris Mahon, wearing a black suit and covered in leis, greeted me at the expansive, beautifully crafted wooden bar. After offering me something to drink, Mahon led me to the greenroom—the intimate musicians’ lounge with a 20-foot couch and hideaway exit. There we talked about why it took so long to have his nightclub dream realized.

Ten years ago, Mahon was walking by the newly constructed but now defunct Planet Hollywood. He noticed the stairs on the side of the building leading down to a basement. Oh, man, he thought, that would be the bomb hip-hop club! He started envisioning a dungeon where he would paint everything black and play techno music with

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live reggae and hip-hop acts. But being a mere 24 years old, the idea was quickly forgotten.

Mahon knew he wanted to open a nightclub when he first started working as head doorman at Studio 505, a star-studded hotspot on Maui 14 years ago.

“The first night, the energy that I felt was like, I couldn’t replace it with anything,” said Mahon. “It was just part of my blood.”

Mahon went on to a partnership at Gaby’s Pizzeria, where he began planning and designing an upstairs club, which was soon halted when the money fell through. Then he focused on organizing an Independence Day Bash with seven bands at the Royal Lahaina in Kaanapali. But at the last minute, the annual fireworks moved to Lahaina—along with 15,000 people.

“I lost $25,000,” said Mahon. “A couple

“But when you come down to Paradice Bluz, have something nice on, you know, a little touch of class.”

-Chris Mahon He started looking around, seeing what he could do, what was going on behind the bar, the management, started to get involved with booking entertainment. He began work at a Mexican place, Casa de Mateo, bringing in Latin jazz and salsa and doing dance contests. He learned what little he could from the very simple bar there— basically, just margaritas—before he was offered a job at Reilley’s Steakhouse.

“They threw me right behind the bar on a busy night and I had no idea,” Mahon said. “So my bar manager was up ‘til two o’clock in the morning with me everyday ‘cause I’d call him every five-ten minutes, asking him what a drink was.”

months after that I had a stress stroke and was paralyzed. Yeah, it was heavy. Yeah, I was stressed out—I owed all my great friends money. I’ve never been in that situation before. And they put all that belief into me, you know?”

That was two years ago. Planet Hollywood had since closed and was in the process of reopening as other businesses. Mahon went back to Gaby’s. Forgetting all about the basement, he put together a proposal for rooftop dining but was beat out by a big corporation with a little bit more power—and money.

Undaunted, Mahon turned his attention down below.

“We’re walking down the stairs and we walk down this alleyway and I say, ‘Okay, well if I can’t have upstairs, let me have my little Cheers bar downstairs,’” said Mahon. “And [the landlord] goes, ‘That’s a hell of an idea! Give me a proposal.’ But when I got home, I’m like, wait a second, I’m not a Cheers bar owner—I’m a club owner. That’s what I’m meant to do. I’m gonna do a jazz club!”

So Mahon changed the whole proposal and submitted this jazz, blues, comedy idea he had, inspired by a recent trip to Las Vegas.

“That was also in my blood. I like the energy,” he said. “I like the fact that over there, you can be yourself and nobody cares. Nobody talks about it, nobody says nothin’, everybody’s in their own little world—anything goes. I think that’s what we’re about.

“I don’t know anybody that doesn’t like Vegas, really,” said Mahon. “You can walk out on the street with a beer. Amazing. I put my beer down and they’re like, ‘You can take it with you,’ and I’m like, ‘What? You gotta be kiddin’ me!’ I swear I had no idea I could take my beer with me out of the casino and go to the next one.”

Mahon was tired of bouncing, of dealing with too much attitude, too much testosterone. He wanted to give Lahaina Town a facelift. He didn’t think it should be just about tourist shops and art galleries. He wanted to integrate some culture, some fun.

“We don’t need strip clubs but we do need a couple Wild On bars, we need a Coyote Ugly here, we need to be able to say ‘shit’ in our own place, you know? I’m over 21 years old and you say if I say ‘shit,’ I can’t have a drink or you’re gonna cite me and I’m gonna get written up.

Or if you’re showing too much cleavage or if you’re showing butt cheeks or… C’mon.

There’s vulgar, then there’s accepted. Let me make the decision—I’m running the club, I have that kind of respect for my customers, you know.”

But the obstacles really began after the business proposal was accepted. Mahon then experienced what he likes to call “Investor Hell.” He dealt with people lying, mainly—people with no financial background, empty promises, fake attorneys, fictitious websites, phony financial advisors—basically, scam artists.

He made phone calls, did research, but was eventually scammed out of thousands of dollars before he decided to go grassroots, putting copies of his business proposal in Kaanapali Hillside mailboxes. His consultant told him he might just get one call from those 100 copies,

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but Mahon persevered.

“I was just getting it out there because there’s a lot of angels out there,” said Mahon.

“A lot of angel investors that’d love to invest in something, you know, put their money into a good place, if they believe in the concept.”

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came into Gaby’s and wanted to do just that— put his money into opening a nightclub on Maui. Stunned, Mahon agreed to meet with the angel the next day.

“According to my consultant, that doesn’t happen,” said Mahon. “You could have the best idea in the world, you can have 1000 business plans and you might get 10-percent response, at the most. And maybe, one or two of them are legitimate.

“So I meet with [the investor] the next day and he was very professional,” continued Mahon. “He gave me a deposit and it just went through and it was killer, everything was good and then, I didn’t hear from him for a while.”

While the investor had an “emergency family situation” to tend to on the mainland, Mahon struggled again to find other investors for the “step by step.” He needed money to make the architectural design, money to get the plumbing company deposits, money to just get it started. He began selling off equity for work to be done. Whatever it took.

When the construction began, Mahon was down at the club every night until six in the morning, busting concrete with guys he had doing it for half of what they normally charge, “just from the hui—just from being here 25 years.” And from making the right phone calls, trading in favors.

When it came to permits, Mahon wanted to cover all his bases in advance. He had the necessary officials come in and name exactly what he needed to do, which meant he had to redraw his mechanicals, paying an extra $2,000. And increase his fresh air down in the club, which took about $18,000 last minute.

“So yeah, permitting took more time than I expected,” said Mahon.

There were other obstacles, of course.

Mahon was also faced with the only basement on Front Street never designed for anything but retail and a little snack shop. When it came to the plumbing, they had to cut trenches from the back room to the front door to get to the lift station, which takes the water up.

“Well, the concrete’s 12 inches thick and every six inches, there’s rebar that’s about three or four inches around that were actually handmade back in, like, 1916!” said Mahon. “So we had guys down here with concrete cutters, passing out almost because of the carbon monoxide, because there’s no air down here and then we

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How Chris Mahon finally opened Paradice Bluz started having freaky stuff happen.

“Now the freaky stuff—to this day, I’ve had probably 16-17 people that have actually experienced weird stuff.”

Naturally, I asked him what he meant by “weird stuff.”

“Oh, very ghostly stuff,” he said. “Girl, you wouldn’t believe this place! No, I mean it— like, you feel something swipe across your back… Lights going off…”

Like the times when they were cutting concrete and the fans would go off. They had one circuit they were plugging all their fans and the machines into, but only the fans would turn off while the machines stayed on. Mahon thought it might be a power thing so he asked his electrician.

“No, it’s the same circuit,” he said. “You can’t surge one, it would cut the whole thing.”

Mahon said his guys were like, “Dude, that’s weird. You think [the ghosts] were turning off the fans so we’d die from the carbon monoxide or do you think they were turning off the fans so that we would turn off the machines so that we would stop making the carbon monoxide, saving our lives?”

“I’m like, Whoa, that’s heavy,” said Mahon.

There were also random drumbeats through the speakers. And the brand new neon lights that would actually fade and flicker at the same time every night—between 12 and 1:30.

And the time Mahon came down and had a floodlight attached to a ladder, with the cord

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hanging off the ladder. But by the time Mahon went to get the extension cord, plugged it in and came back 30 seconds later, the extension was woven in and out of the ladder.

The night after Paradice Bluz opened, Mahon had a traditional Hawaiian blessing at the club, with the full ceremony and everything.

“It was really nice,” he said. “I should’ve done it on the first night ‘cause that’s when everything broke down! If anything could go wrong, it went wrong.”

Mahon’s biggest obstacle right now is implementing the dress code.

“All my best buddies in the world, all my local boys that I grew up with, 80-percent of them will respect it, 20-percent are like, ‘Eh, it’s my town, it’s my slippahs!’” said Mahon.

“But they’ll eventually realize that you can go somewhere else any day of the week. But when you come down to Paradice Bluz, have something nice on, you know, a little touch of class.

“I turned away 50 people last night because they had slippers on. Fifty!” he said. “But you know what? People that don’t understand the service industry, and the glitches and the problems that go on—I don’t care how experienced you are in the business—15 years experience—if you come into a new place, man, there’s gonna be… Give us two or three weeks, you know?” MTW

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I’d just walked into the sprawling resort when the woman started complaining.

“I’m not much of a wine drinker so all this money is wasted on me,” she said, standing in line behind me.

“My friend said it starts out civilized,” said another woman. “But then after six rounds, it turns into a slosh fest. It can get pretty ugly.”

“Oh, well, we don’t like ugly,” said the first woman.

There was nothing ugly about the sweeping views of a Molokai sunset on the oceanfront bluff of the Kapalua Bay Hotel. There was nothing ugly about the more than 150 wineries pouring their finest varietals or the tables full of freshly sliced meats and cheeses or the sweetly flowing chocolate fountain at the Grand Tasting on Friday.

There certainly wasn’t anything ugly about the tuna alla porchetta with grilled figs cipolline agrodolce from Vino, or Pacific’O/I’O’s cardamom scented onaga with porcini and truffle foam from Sunday’s Seafood Festival at the RitzCarlton. Nothing at all ugly about the hundreds of well-dressed people happily tasting wine, sampling seafood dishes and talking story.

The only ugly part might have been the battle to get one of those highly coveted, gourmet chocolate ding-dong desserts at the last night’s event. Nothing a little Josef Leitz ’03 Reisling Kabinett couldn’t fix!

Friday night’s Grand Tasting at the Kapalua Bay Hotel highlighted an impressive array of about a dozen themed wine tents, including the immensely pop-

ular Napa Valley Greats tent, situated on the edge of a promontory overlooking the bay.

Acting on a hot tip from a friend, I ventured there first, passing the Sparkling Wine Meets Italian Bubbly and Southern Italy Meets Southern Hemisphere tents.

Once there, I walked up to the first sampling of four varieties of Louis M. Martini Cabernet Sauvignon, modestly ranging in suggested retail price from $17-$55. I took my first tasting very seriously, stopping to review the cards on each one, sipping and slurping slowly, silently trying to interpret the complex flavors objectively.

But as I looked around, people were less serious. They were downright giddy, in fact. And everyone kept talking about “the Cakebread.”

I followed the commotion to one lone pouring server named Larry. He was a nice-looking man, solemnly pouring tasting after tasting. He stood behind the last two bottles of Cakebread Cellars: A 2001 Chardonnay Reserve ($50) and a 2000 Benchland Select ($95).

I watched as excited patrons rushed up to Larry, calling him by name, with the event’s complimentary KWFF-etched glass extended.

Often, I saw the same people coming back for seconds—or thirds—in no time at all.

“You’re the most popular guy here!” the female pourer to his left said. Larry just smiled.

After I sampled the Duckhorn Merlot ($80), I decided to leave the heyday of the Napa tent and head towards higher ground—you know, where they were keeping the Osso Bucco with Risotto! Along the way, I passed Senator J. Kalani English pointing out to a group of admirers that the island across the way was Molokai, not Lanai, to a group of admirers, and someone else saying, “You know, I think the world is flat!”

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So much to taste, so little time I also ran into a wine buddy, Steve Tualemoso, who talked at length about the regions of wines, the culture of winemaking in these regions and the terroire, or the concept that soils can directly influence the character of a wine. I learned a lot from him, actually.

The thing is, you get what you want out of these events. A lot of people go for the virtually risk-free chance to sample new wines and flavors or to meet other connoisseurs, both amateur and professional. Others go for the wines they know best, downing them repeatedly while they see familiar faces and talk excitedly about geographical conditions, like

the world being flat.

Me, I’m more of the less talking, more tasting kind of crowd.

On Sunday, while the Kapalua Seafood Festival featured the best in island cuisine, great wines and fantastic live music, it was decidedly hotter with more bodies and a greater sense of urgency to get at all that goodness. Even the silent auction tent was significantly more crowded. Auctioned items like hotel stays, spa treatments and restaurant vouchers were quickly snatched up.

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1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center, 871–6977. $$ International House of Pancakes - (IHOP)- Open for breakfast, specialty pancakes, sandwiches, along with lunch and dinner entrees. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Specialty pizzas along with salads and sandwiches. Located inside of K-mart. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $ Koho Grill & Bar - Great Food, Great Prices, along with friendly services. Breakfast Lunch and dinner Open daily at 7 a.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave Queen Kaahumanu Center 877-5588.

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Also offer catering. 1900 Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the kitchen sink burritos to quesadillas a la carte.

Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877–8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunch with a Southern smokehouse twist. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous ‘50s cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night.

Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - Located inside Wow-Wee Cafe with over 20 years of experience in the food industry.

Catering and party trays available. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 873-6400. $ Sandalwood Golf Course Restaurant - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. with daily special. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave, Kahului, 877-0121. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Fast food Chinese with great special. All entrees are served with rice or noodles. 70 E Kaaumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - “A Taste of Philadelphia” with real Philly cheesesteak, pan fried trout, vegetarian meatloaf. Open for breakfast. 197

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Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service.

Try their homemade Tiramisu! 1215 S Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices.

Open Mon-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 8790133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner, burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods, deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S Kihei Rd., 875–0811. $$ Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce.

Open daily. 1215 S Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, Restaurant served until 1 a.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd., 874-9299.$$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 2445426. $$ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874--1111.$$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879–2224. $$$ Cafe Del Sol - Open for breakfast and lunch. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sandwiches and fresh fish, daily special. 3620 Baldwin Ave, Makowa 572-4877. $ Cevoli’s Motorcycle Cafe - A bistro with pizza, pasta, ribs, fresh island fish, deli sandwiches, nightly entree. 1280 S Kihei Rd. Azeka Plaza, 874-8377. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S Kihei, 879-4799. $

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Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food.

Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu.

Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner with omelets, burgers, salads. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600.

Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879–2607. $$ Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi, open 5 p.m.-12 a.m.100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizer and “food for gringos,” too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views. Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-7831. $$$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a -Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area.

2511 S Kihei Rd., 875–1007. $$ Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 891–8010. $ Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879–7677. $$$ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891–8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings and Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243–2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S Kihei Rd., 874–4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest hawaiian shave ice, a full service coffee kiosk, fruit smoothies, shakes 2439 South kihei Rd. 874-0414 $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 2411 S. Kihei Road, Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874–1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879–7224. $$$ Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875–7679. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night special. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 879–0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

Private VIP table available. 2980 S Kihei Rd., 875–7555. $$$ Sea Watch - Hawaii regional cuisine utilizing the freshest island fish and produce. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m to 3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Beef, Pork, or Seafood, and veggies.

Open Lunch Wed-Fri, dinner 5:30 p.m. -9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd. #120. Kihei 875-8366.

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily special. 1279 S Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

South Shore Tiki Lounge- Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874–6444. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Tony Roma’s - Famous for ribs, barbequed chicken and onion ring loaf, along with daily special. 1819 S Kihei Road, 875-1104. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m-9:30 p.m.

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific Cusine with a blend of Louisiana Cajin, and tropical flare. Open 5-10 pm. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei 8748385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream. Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go! 90 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8340. $ Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe O’Lei - Featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch, delicious salads, focaccia sandwiches.

11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Makawao Paniolo Courtyard, 5739065. $$ Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572–0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–9453. $ Colleen’s - 1940’s style city bistro atmosphere serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and takeout available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $$ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572–2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with

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DININGLISTINGS aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-toorder fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia, 579–8844. $$ Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard.

Teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu and Teriyaki all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572–7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m.

3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579–8448. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites.

81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily special. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579–8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–8030. $

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I used to help my dad at Aloha Restaurant way back. I was about 11 and we’d make Kalua Pig. We’d do 10 to 15 pigs a week.

That’s a real team-oriented thing and hard work, but I enjoyed it. Then I worked at Tokyo Tei when I was 16. I did dishwashing and prep, but always watched the cooks as I went along. Cooking became my passion. I asked the boss for her recipe, but she wouldn’t give it to me and just said, “It has something to do with potato starch.”

I got my foot in the door at the Renaissance Hotel. I used to do Teppanyaki at Hana Gion, the fine dining Japanese restaurant. That’s cooking in front of everyone. But after six years of working at the Renaissance, I needed a change. [Then] my sister, who was a cleaner at Ono Restaurant after renovations, told the owner about me. I was just here to help in the beginning, but they were kinda impressed by what I could do and asked me to be the head of the kitchen.

I’m an amateur at this, and already in this one month, I feel like I’ve learned more than most chefs learn in their positions for years.

You’re pretty much in a position to be on top of everything, including consistency, food costs and personnel. It is a lot of responsibility. I’m just now starting to get comfortable.

My signature dish is a little pupu I call “Mahi Kamikaze,” inspired by my friend Sean Kaumeheiwa. After work at the Renaissance he’d always say, “So what brah, couple Kamikazes?” The dish itself is Tempura fried strips of Mahi on a bed of bitter greens, tossed with a secret sweet and spicy sauce. I call it Kamikaze because the name intrigues people. They try it, really like it and come back.

My friend Ednor Lat taught me most of what I know about Japanese Cuisine, but I’d like to say that my mom taught me the most about cooking—just the way she puts three scoops of Aloha in everything she makes. MTW

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Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes and cookies.

Lahaina Center, 667–0623. $ Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, fried deep tempura style or grilled.

Great food great prices. 844 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily special. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ K Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669–6200. $$$

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Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience, stay for the delightful dining experience. 2780 Kekaa Dr., Kaanapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Overlooking Lahaina Town, with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.- 2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661–9491. $$ Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661–7600. $$ K Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving islandinspired contemporary and traditional cuisine. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661–0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, pasta. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. Mexican food beyond the border. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting. Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

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China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies and more! Open daily. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaanapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, Seafood, along with Island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30 p.m.- 9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina 661-5648 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and Margarita bar.

Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908. $ K David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667–5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi—great steamers! Open nightly with live entertainment. Half off Sushi Sundays. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina, 662-8780. $$ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesian sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific islands. 505 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina.

Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.

174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661–8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love All— Serve All. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7400. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here. Old Lahaina Center, 667–7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lovers delight. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 667–6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661–8422. $$$ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, lounge ambience.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661–9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661–4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi.

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DININGLISTINGS p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro.” Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish.

Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-4495. $$ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667–2288. $$$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665–6262. $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with char-grilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 840 Wainee Street 661-8883 Lahaina (and Napili). $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat special and merry atmosphere, large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7758. $ Mr. Sub Sandwiches - Speciality sandwiches made to order, with salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace, 662–0890. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizer, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali, 667–1200 ext.

51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch.

The best lemon caper Mahi Mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Family selections of healthy cuisine. Poolside. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizer, traditional and specialty Mexican food with full bar. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–4666. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–6633. $

Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667–2814. $ Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” Westin, Kaanapali, 667–2525. $$$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and extensive wine list. Open for dinner

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Open 7 days a week. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pita City Falafel - Greek food with kabobs, Shawarma, Gyros, juice bar. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7757. $ Pizza Paradiso - Voted “Best Pizza on Maui” since 1998. Award-winning pasta dishes, toss-to-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; Whalers Village, 667-0333. $ Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef.

Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 pm 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - This fine dinning restaurant has mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30p.m.10p.m.4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy. Kahana 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Kaanapali, 661–3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawaii`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669–6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallagher. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669–1500. $$ Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasto serves two. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3538. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, with an extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Take Sushi - Open late night for late night sushi lovers. Full menu and daily special. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Breakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Ritz Carlton,

nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York Style Pizza, Calzones, and Hot & Cold Heros. Open 7 Days.

Delivery 11 a.m. - 10 p.m. 840 Wainee St. Lahaina Square, Lahaina. 661-6773.$ Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, Maine lobster special with hamburgers, fish sandwiches, and happy hour special from 3-6 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667–4044. $

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Aqua Porn All week long, at the Maui Ocean Center!

[SEA SEX EDUCATION] According to the press release: During Sex and the Sea Week, officially July 18 through 24, “special naturalist and guest speaker presentations will focus on coral spawning, when coral releases sperm and eggs into the water column.” The kind people who have devoted their lives to the cause of sexual reproductive study of marine invertebrates have been able to predict when rice coral will spawn, and we, the blissfully ignorant public, have been invited for a little peep show action. Tuesday night, from 7 to 9:30 p.m., is when the magic happens, and it’s nothing but raw and raunchy rice coral spawning “in the romantic setting of the Living Reef, with candles, passed pupus and themed drink specials to ‘set the mood.’” Oh, come on and say it with me now, folks: Awww, yeah...

A portion of the admission will be donated to Project S.E.A.-Link, a local non-profit organization which promotes marine Science, Education, and Awareness by providing a Link between students, teachers, scientists, the local community, the general public, other non-profit organizations, and governmental agencies.

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‘Aha Hula Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at the MACC’s Castle Theater

Friday, 8 & 10 p.m. at Bada Bing!

[COMEDY] I used to be really addicted to this show on TV called “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” that was hosted by Drew Carey.

Yeah, that’s right—The Drew Carey.

Anyway, I loved how these four extremely talented and ridiculously funny performers would be at the mercy of whatever outlandish themes were thrown out at them to act in little improvisational skits.

I think it goes along with the idea that it’s just really fun to watch people squirm, too. Anyway, the Pono Players don’t so much squirm as they just have a lot of fun making you laugh with their comic chemistry, physicality and quick wit. Because it’s improv, every show is different, so you can go back again and again, just in case your own special, twisted theme didn’t get picked the first time!

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It’s hard to get more Hawaiian culture than a good hula.

And the best hula comes in the form of the ‘Aha Hula. This is their seventh show at the MACC. The 2004 show is The Art of Haku Mele, in which dancers and chanters will continue the tradition,” according to the MACC publicity materials. In conclusion, it’s a night of good authentic Hawaiian dancing and music. Tickets are $25. Call 242-7469 for more info. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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The fact is, DJs are not only sound technicians, but also creative musicians who tend to have a supernatural knowledge about all things music, so when you’re out polluting yourself with the same ol’ same ol’ every weekend, be open to their groove and heed this advice: Change is good. New is nice. And don’t take everything so goshdarn personally!

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Rally for Ralph Sunday, 2:30 p.m., Hapa’s in Kihei [POLITICAL] Ralph Nader is probably the smartest guy running for U.S. President. The fact that partisans on the left and right despise him can only mean that he knows what his wish to bring true democracy to American politics and business scares the right folks.

People talk about Nader “stealing” votes from John Kerry, but hey— what difference does it make who gets into office if the winner will just ignore social justice, the increasing gap between rich and poor and the emerging dominance of multinational corporations over the U.S. political landscape? Oh wait, it does make a difference—Bush is an idiot.

Anyway, it never hurts to listen to people who really understand the underlying causes of the nation’s myriad problems. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

[MUSIC] This year marks the 30th Anniversary Tour for childhood buddies DJ Pratt and Malani Bilyeu, who, at the urging of Cecilio & Kapono, did the whole garage band thing and became hugely successful soon thereafter....Thirty years later, their band Kalapana is still going strong, with sold-out concerts, Na Hoku awards, and a respectable fan base.

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Catfight Fantasy actresses battle for drama queen crown with Lindsay Lohan). But this is definitely your War-horse fairytale gets dragged out year if you’re a Cinderella purist because, one time too many so Hillary Duff (Lizzie between The Prince And Me (Julia Stiles), Ella McGuire) can pout around as a San Enchanted, and the upcoming The Princess Fernando Valley high school student, perDiaries 2: Royal Engagement (both with Anne secuted by her cruel step-mom Fiona Hathaway), Hollywood is intent on milking (Jennifer Coolidge—American Pie) and every variation of that tired fairy tale possible. jealous step-sisters, while she prances The underlying batcloser to the tle lines for Best Teen romantic flame of Drama Queen are writjock king Austin ten the in script choices (Chad Michael and performances of a M u r p h y ) .

Rated PG /97 mins batch of actresses Unbearably whose notorious egos continue to balloon with packed with every ditzy cliché of teen girl every ticket sold. Julia Stiles is the most prefantasy, A Cinderella Story wallows in the tentious and oldest of the group and, as such, saccharine sweetness of an insipid fantasy disqualifies herself from being a genuine comnarrative that goes nowhere. The movie petitor for the crown. will wash over adolescent female audiIf you saw The Prince and Me and Ella ences who don’t know any better like Enchanted, then you know Stiles doesn’t hold melted Brie on 110-degree asphalt, but for a pewter candle holder to the more spontathe rest of us it’s a grueling waste of time. neous and attractive Anne Hathaway. Kate Cinemas have been awash this year in Bosworth is an automatic DQ because of her teen girl fantasy tripe. If you missed proven acting abilities and inestimable allure Chasing Liberty (Mandy Moore) or Win A in films like The Horse Whisperer and Date With Tad Hamilton (Kate Bosworth), Wonderland. She’ll next star as Kevin Spacey’s then you still had ample opportunities to wife Sandra Dee in the upcoming Bobby Darin squish your head into Confessions Of A biopic Beyond The Sea. Teenage Drama Queen or Mean Girls (both

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The main catfight occurs between the Disney-led efforts of budding actresses Anne Hathaway, Mandy Moore, Hillary Duff, and Lindsay Lohan. Each actress is following a star that Disney originally painted for them with throwaway movies like The Parent Trap (1998—Lindsey Lohan), The Princess Diaries (2001—with Anne Hathaway and Mandy Moore), and The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003—Hilary Duff).

Mandy Moore looks best suited to break out of the Disney mediocrity machine first, based on her recent script choices of Saved! and John Turturro’s upcoming Romance and Cigarettes.

That leaves Hathaway, Duff, and Lohan to battle it out for dramatic script choices that will deliver them into a cinematic womanhood wrought with real problems of social responsibility and hard won accomplishments in the face of personal obstacles.

In terms of which of the three actresses wins the crown for Best Teen Drama Queen, that sugarcoated award goes to Anne Hathaway for carrying herself with dignity and integrity while elevating cartoon roles with charm and panache.

That brings us to the dregs of the Disney cutegirl counter where Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan continue to say yes to bland roles that feed their precocious egos, and fill their adolescent audience’s heads with silly ideas about their comportment in a world of soul crushing capitalism.

When Sam Montgomery (Duff) corresponds by blind e-mail with a mysterious boy she hopes to meet and mate with, we’re given a glimpse into a tortured poetic soul who is, in fact, Austin Ames the quarterback for the high school football team. Austin is busy dating an air-headed cheerleader with an unduly inflated arrogance that she uses to divert attention from a scar between her eyes.

Because Austin is unable to take corrective action by addressing the scar, or its ramifications on his girlfriend’s insufferable behavior, he dooms himself to roam the Internet in search of another girl. Austin’s inability to take responsibility in his personal relationships is matched by Sam’s passive aggressive nature that insists on waiting for an avoidable crisis that will incite her to speak her mind. However, you can’t really apply this kind of adult logic to this kind of movie, and that really is the whole point.

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MOVIECAPSULES preview to this movie didn’t darn near choke you up, you probably should just forget about it. It’s a love story recollected by an older man (James Garner) and woman (Gena Rowlands) about a young couple (Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams) who were tragically separated. What happened to them? Go see the movie. But first, hand me a tissue, will ya?

RIDING GIANTS - (PG13) - Documentary - The complete breakdown on the hows, whys and all-important whos of big wave surfing—guys like Dave Kalama and Laird Hamilton who’ve made names for themselves towing behind jet skis into monster waves at places like Mavericks in California and our own Peahi (aka Jaws).

Helmed by Stacy Peralta of Dogtown and Z-Boys fame, the film has all the makings of a surf classic.

SHREK 2 - (PG) - Animation - This green ogre (Mike Meyers) marries this princess (Cameron Diaz) and live in swamp with their donkey friend (Eddie Murphy). The princess’ parents happen to be the King (John Cleese) and Queen (Julie Andrews) of Far Far Away and they’re pissed so the dad plots to have the ogre, Shrek, killed by Puss ‘n Boots (Antonio Banderas) so that the princess can be freed up to marry the Fairy Godmother’s son Prince Charming (Rupert Everett), who we all know doesn’t exist anyway so what is she thinking?!

SLEEPOVER - (PG) - Comedy - Oh My God, these four teenage girls are, like, so happy to be out of the eighth grade that they have a slumber party that is so cool but then it gets even better, you see, when they start competing against their school’s popular girls in an all-night scavenger hunt, forcing them to borrow Julie’s dad’s car and sneak into these clubs and even kiss their first boys, all without Julie’s mom finding out.

SPIDERMAN 2 - (PG13) - Science-Fiction/Adventure Basically your classic superhero popcorn flick, but with way more style and substance than you normally find in the genre. Picking up where the first movie left off, Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) is racked with uncertainty over his job, secret life of costumed crime-fighting and inability to have a more or less normal relationship with Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst). It doesn’t help matters that he also has to put away the wretched but dangerous Dr. Octopus (Alfred Molina).

THE TERMINAL - (PG13) - Drama - Steven Spielberg directs Tom Hanks as some Eastern European guy who gets stranded in an airport terminal because his country ceases to exist. It’s a light-hearted film, which is odd considering it’s based on a true story about a guy who ended up killing himself because he couldn’t take spending weeks and weeks in a sterile prison listening to the words “United Flight 167 now boarding at Gate 32.

WHITE CHICKS - (PG) - Comedy/Crime - To be honest, the only thing that might save this disaster waiting to happen is that the stars are Shawn and Marlon Wayans. Anyone else, and people would stay away in droves. The deal is that the Wayans brothers play two African-American FBI agents who figure the only way to protect two young white hotel empire heiresses is to dress in drag and cake their faces with white makeup. Just remember that you were warned.

basic programming and willingly committed a crime.

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Love Me If You Dare 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater The #1 Smash Hit from France that's been described as "Better than sex, better than love, better than life itself?" Mmmm, a tall order, but see for yourself in this enigmatic conclusion to this eccentric romantic dramedy that has been favorably compared to the sensational Academy Award-nominated Amelie, which has left its recent Celestial Cinema audience buzzing and scratching their heads. So... if you love films that leave you wondering what the final fate of its key characters is, this dazzling black comedy about life-long love and how the intense fantasies of childhood haunt us, tempt us and call to us, even in our adult years, is for you. In French with English subtitles. Rated R. 96 min.

New This Week A CINDERELLA STORY - PG - Teen/Romantic Comedy - Another fable-filled fantasy about a super cute and really nice high school chick (Hilary Duff) who is tortured by her tacky stepmom and catty, low-self-esteem-compensating, jealous stepsisters, while she covets her online Prince Charming, the popular quarterback with the secret sensitive side.

Will he find the cell phone she left behind just before the clock strikes midnight? See Film Critique.

I ROBOT - PG-13 - Science Fiction/Adventure This Will Smith vehicle is set far enough in the future when thousands of creepy human-looking robots can talk and walk around and go to the mall and stuff and everyone doesn’t get all freaked out over it. Based on sci-fi author Isaac Asimov’s classic collection of short stories of the same name, the movie follows Smith’s detective character as he tries to prove a robot violated its

ANCHORMAN - (PG) - Comedy - The pretty much always funny Will Ferrell plays Ron Burgandy, a knownothing know-it-all TV news anchorman in San Diego who’s all comfy in his burgundy blazer and full-on 1970s moustache until a new, intelligent reporter— played by the lovely and talented Christina Applegate (Kelly Bundy, to you Married with Children fans)— threatens to take his job AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS - (PG) Action/Adventure - This Jules Verne classic stars Jackie Chan—Jackie Chan!—as Passepartout, the Chinese thief and Steve Coogan as British adventurer Phileas Fogg. Considering that Chan does a lot of his trademark kicking and jumping and kicking while in the act of jumping, we’re guessing the studio strayed a bit from Verne’s original storyline.

DODGEBALL (PG13) - Ben Stiller (Zoolander) is the hilarious head of a big fitness palace that threatens to overtake a small local gym. Vince Vaughn (Swingers) leads a group of social misfits to battle the big evil corporate of narcissism in an epic game of, well, Dodgeball.

FAHRENHEIT 9/11 - (R) - Documentary - This is the one that has the right-wing neoconservative War on Terror types screaming. What, they can dish it out but not take it? Cowards. Anyway, Michael Moore—who in the past has brilliantly skewered Corporate America (Roger and Me) and the NRA (Bowling for Columbine)— shines a light on all the economic and political connections between the Bush and bin Laden clans.

GARFIELD - (PG) - Comedy - Movie version of the comic strip that follows the adventures of a sleepy, orange, fat cat that eats a lot of lasagna and cracks wise (of course) to his owner Jon, who I think can’t really hear him because cats don’t really talk so well.

Anyway, they go see beautiful (of course) veterinarian Liz Wilson and get a new friend—an utterly mindless yet thoroughly loveable (of course) dog named Odie HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN - (PG) - Action/Adventure - Third in the Harry Potter dynasty of children’s books, this storyline evolves around Harry’s inability to tame the beast within him, as he goes on the run, not realizing that he is also being chased by a renegade wizard played by sexy master villain Gary Oldman (hello? Bram Stoker’s Dracula?).

KING ARTHUR - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Mix one part Braveheart with one part Pearl Harbor, stir in a few handfuls of foolishness and sprinkle with stereotypical characters and you get this giant Jerry Bruckheimer “history” picture. It’s got a boatload of knights running around with plenty of swords and bows and arrows to keep the kiddies happy, but none of the pesky blood and gore that used to sluice down so many a medieval gutter. With Clive Owen and Keira Knightley.

THE NOTEBOOK - (PG13) - Drama/Romance Directed by Nick Cassavetes and based on the bestselling Nicolas Sparks novel of the same name, if the

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KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Fahrenheit 9/11 - R - Fr (1), 4:45, 7:20, 9:55 Garfield - (PG) - Th only (1:05) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - PG13 - Daily (1), 4:05, 7:10, 10:05 Sleepover - PG - Fr-W (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Spiderman 2 - Th (12:45, 3:30), 7, 9:45, Fr-W (12:30, 3:30), 7, 9:45 Terminal - PG13 - Daily (12:30), 4:15, 7:15, 10:05

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Anchorman - (PG13) - Th (1:15), 5:15, 7:15, 9:30, Fr-W (1:15), 5, 7:45, 9:45 I Robot - (PG13) - Fr-W (1), 4:30, 7, 9:25 King Arthur - (PG13) - Th (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 10:05, Fr-W (1:30), 4:45, 7:15, 9:50 Spiderman 2 - Th (1, 1:45), 4:15, 5, 7, 7:45, 9:45, 10:30, Fr-W (1:45), 4:15, 7:30, 10

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Jah, Horns and Beer The Grateful Dead of reggae comes to Maui added to the music, such as echo and reverb.

From Honolulu comes Ooklah the Moc, We dub it out in a roots reggae style.” a reggae band letting sparks fly with fun, Unlike other Hawaiian reggae bands, soulful rhythms. They put out their own Ooklah the Moc doesn’t focus on partying and music, are named after a furry cartoon loving your girlfriend (much). creature and pour beer down their instru“For us, lyrics are a lot more spiritual,” Bush ments. What more could you ask for? says. “Ooklah wants to spread Jah love and This nine-piece band has been a work in Jah music,” adds vocalist Micky Huihui, the progress for 10 years, when three friends— sole wahine in the band. guitarist Asher Philippart, bassist Ryan “Three or four memMurakami and bers of the band are true drummer John Rastafari,” says Bush.

Davis—formed a Appearing Friday night at Compadres in “Myself, I see all our punk rock group in Lahaina Cannery Mall and Saturday at religions as one. I their Honolulu Casanova in Makawao. $15 presale. believe in living life in a high school. When positive way, to continue positive energy.” singer Jim LaPierre joined the group a few Their lyrics also address issues of oppresyears later, their sound transformed. sion in their home state, such as in the lead “We started putting a roots reggae style track “Hawaiian Man” off their latest album into our set because we liked it,” says Rearrange the Positive: “Hawaiian man/Your founding member Davis about their head’s just above beginnings in Pololu Valley. “It quickly turned into an all-reggae band.”

Soon after the horns section was added with Gary Nakano on trumpet and Tony Bush on trombone. Then came two more singers, “Sista” Micky Huihui and Nick Navales.

The group became complete with the recent addition of 18year-old keyboardist Brad Watanabe.

“We’re sort of the Grateful Dead of reggae,” says trombonist Tony Bush of their large lineup, as well as their jamming out during live shows.

“We don’t play straight rhythms, there are breakdowns in the middle,” adds Davis.

Bush says, “reggae can be split into two categories: roots and dancehall. Dancehall is more rapping like Sean-Paul. Roots would be the oldstyle large band sound made famous by the likes of Bob Marley. Dub refers to effects that are

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But, “we also party,” Bush says. “My biggest challenge is getting the beer out of my horn!”

Influences range from the punk rockers Bad Brains and New York hardcore bands to Metallica, Bob Marley and Lee “Scratch” Perry, the originator of dub reggae.

“There’s such an eclectic mix of people in Ooklah that influences come from everywhere and you can hear that in the tunes,” says Huihui, and she could be speaking of the rocking out she does on their song “Lovers Rock.”

Ooklah has been able to do a lot of work themselves, from playing regular shows throughout Oahu, to putting out their two CDs independently, 2001’s “Ites Massive” and this year’s “Rearrange the Positive.” They also recently completed a six-city West Coast tour which sold out to crowds in California.

The band is looking forward to coming to Maui. “We haven’t been here in three years,” says Bush, “we opened up for Bob Marley’s son at the Lahaina Civic Center.”

Oh, and for those of you interested in the origins of their name: “Ooklah the Moc was the sidekick guy to Thundarr the Barbarian.

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Sonny B, Local Jams No cover, 10pm

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Ooklah The Moc - Friday and Saturday. The hardest reggae band around, playing a mix of roots, reggae and hardcore. Tickets: $15 advance, $20 door. Friday: 10 p.m., Compadres, Lahaina, 661-7189; Saturday: Casanova, Makawao, 572-0220.

Maui On Fire Gospel Crusade - Friday. One of the island’s premier outreach groups, which presents a blend of musical talent in a variety of styles, Hawaiian, rhythm & blues, hip-hop and reggae to demonstrate the love and power of God. Free. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. 7th Annual ‘Aha Hula 2004 - Saturday. An evening of Hula and Hawaiian music. This year's theme, The Art of Haku Mele, will feature traditional and contemporary mele written for the island of Maui.

The dancers and chanters honor the Haku Mele composers whose words inspire them to dance. Tickets:

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Kalapana—now made up of DJ Malani, Gaylord Holomalia and Kenji Sano—continues to be a symbol of inspiration and positive direction for contemporary Hawaiian music and musicians, with songs like "Night Bird" and "For You I'd Chase a Rainbow." Tickets: $37$19.50. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

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Swami for Precedent World-Win Campaign July 23 & July 31. Swami’s comedy has been described both as “comedy disguised as wisdom” and “wisdom disguised as comedy, along with a comedy improv with The Pono Players! Tickets $20 advance, $25 at the door. Both shows at 7:30 p.m.

Friday, July 23, at the Tropical Plantation; Saturday, July 31, at The Studio Maui, 875-8820.

The Who - Aug 4. Their influence and the impact of their music is all around, even today, nearly 40 years later. The legendary band will be playing all the hits, including ”My Generation,” “Eminence Front” and ”Tommy’s Magic Bus,” just to name a few. Tickets: $98-$78-$58. 7:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7649.

11th Annual Hawaii International Jazz Festival - Aug 6-7. Smooth jazz with internationally popular sax soloist Eric Marienthal, who has played with Chick Corea, among many others. Maui’s own Gyspy Pacific; Hawaii jazz with Keahi Conjugacion and a 17-piece swingtime big band with vocalist Melveen Leed. Tickets: $45-$20. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Jack Johnson - Aug 10. SOLD OUT! All-American surfer turned musician Jack Johnson has earned comparisons to Ben Harper for his spacious and simplistic

acoustics and illuminating songwriting ability. With special guest Donovan Frankenreiter, along with a screening of A Broken Down Melody. Tickets: $36, $26. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Pennywise - Aug 12. Longtime gods of the Skate 'n' Surf crowd, their audience is expanding to include more of the mainstream fans. With their radio hit in "Alien," the masses will soon be body-slamming.

Tickets: $20. Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, 1-808-589-1999.

Reggae Festival In Paradise - Aug 13. Legendary Bunny Wailer, the original member of Bob Marley and the Wailers, along with Luciano, Jamaican’s well-loved figurehead since the days of Bob Marley and Dennis Brown. Opening acts—Ekolu and Nuffsedd. Tickets: $35 advance, $40 day of show. 2:30-10 p.m., War Memorial Stadium, 270-7389.

Blink-182 - Aug. 14. New school punk-pop trio.

Expect lots of sonic texture with irreverent and impassioned post-punk, alternating with moodier atmospheric pieces. Tickets: $35. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

UB40 - Aug 19. For the past two decades, UB40 have successfully combined pop and reggae music, making reggae more accessible to the average listener. Their hits include “Way You Do The Things You Do,” “Can’t Help Falling In Love With You,” “Red Red Wine,” “Rat In the Kitchen.” Tickets: $35 advance, $40 at door. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Wonder Of Elvis - August 28. A Tribute to the King of Rock & Roll. Mark Curran presents a retrospective of the career of Elvis Presley, from “Hound Dog” to “Jailhouse Rock.” Tickets: $26-$24-$22. 7:30 pm, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. American Idols Live - Sept. 28-30. The top finalists from American Idols, featuring Hawaii’s own Jasmine Trias and Camille Velasco, along with many others.

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Countywide Cleanup - 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Event focuses the public’s attention on the appearance of our highways, county roads, harbors, historical sites, cemeteries, parks and ramps, along with neighborhood areas. For info, call 877-2524.

Country Dance Lessons - 7-7:30 p.m. at the Mayor Tavares Community Center, Pukalani. Maui Paniolo Dance Association holds country dance lessons, followed by a open dance 8 - 9:30 p.m. Free. For info, call 661-8639.

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An Evening at Marilyn's - 5-10 p.m. at the Grand Waikapu Country Club. A Celebrity Waiter Event, featuring celebrities from Marilyn Monroe's era, dinner, dancing, auction and lots of fun. This event is a major fundraiser for A Keiki's Dream Program. Tickets are limited. For info, call 242-8476.

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Uluwehi Guerrero “Heart to Heart” - Aug 28.

Maui born and raised Uluwehi Guerrero will be returning with his Halau Hula, Kauluokala with special guests performing beautiful traditional and contemporary Hawaiian music and hula. Along with arts & crafts, local food. Pre-show 5:30 p.m. Tickets $30-$23-$10.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. David Sedaris - Nov 14. Best-selling author and humorist will read from his work, which is presented

by UpWest Arts and Hawaii Public Radio. Tickets: $38$35-$30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242SHOW.

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Ekolu CD Release Party 9pm

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Swami Bebops No cover, 9pm

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

Tom Cherry Band No cover, 9pm

Joel Roper No cover, 9pm

Kenny Roberts No cover, 9pm

El Nino, No cover, 7pm

MON - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm

Gina Martinelli, No cover, 6pm

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10th Annual Maui Pineapple Festival - Sat-Sun, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. at Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului.

Daily entertainment, children’s games and prizes, along with a craft fair and special samplings introducing new jellies. For info, call 877-3369, ext. 71.

Growing Dreams Arts & Flowers - 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. at the Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea. renowned designer, Rene Van Rems who will create fashion floral arrangements for one-of-a-kind vessels created by Maui’s most celebrated artists. A luncheon by the Fairmont’s award winning executive chef, Tylun Pang, Tickets: $100-$75. For info, call 879-8414, ext #39.

Maui Watercolorists Assocation Workshop 10 a.m.-1 p.m. at the Maui Bridge Center.

Watercolorist, Norma Jean Potts will conduct a class An in-depth study of flower petals, leaves and, working with negative spaces called "The Magic of Lots of Water" will be presented. This class will cater to beginners. For info, call 879-0025

SUNDAY, July 18

Service with Rev. Mary Omwake & Dr. Wayne Dyer - 10:30 a.m. at the Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. This Sunday celebration with special guest vocalist Skye Dyer. Also featuring Debra Lynn and Jerry Eiting, along with the Unity Choir. For info, call 242-7649.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Steve Argenti, Tue-Fri 5:30-9 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - . Howard Ahia Thu-Sun, Damian, Mon How Phat, Wed. All Shows 7 - 9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thur, Fri,. Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, Tue, Ernest Puaa, Sun, Wed. Brian Haia, Mon All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m.

4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum and Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and don, Brian & Damien, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Th; Ernest Pua’a and & Kawika Lynn; Fr; Kawika Lum and Da Ukulele Boyz, Sat; Kawika Lum

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and Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Mario, Fri - Sat, 2:30 -5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 2:30-5:30 p.m; 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurant Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; 6-9pm Mon, Wed; Captain Billy Bones 6-8 pm; Tue; Ricardo Dioso 6-9 pm.,658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 6613636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Joel Gold, Wed; Thu, Darrin Lenett, Fri. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu, Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon,Tues Kapule Paoa, Sun, Albert Kaina, Wed All sets 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Sir Wilfred’s at Whalers Village - Maui West Side Jazz, featuring some Maui’s greatest musicians, 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Lahaina, 6610202.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu, Mon, ; Greg di Piazza Fri,willie and Mario, Sat. Anastasia & Niles, Sun. All sets from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

SOUTH MAUI

Blue Marlin Harbor-Fron Grill & Bar - Trevor Jones, Fri 2 p.m.-4 p.m. Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo Fri, Sat 7 p.m. Braddah Frances and Friends 6:30 p.m.

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ALL AGES DANCE PARTY WITH M.I.T. OF NAUGHTY BOY DJ’s SPECIAL SNACK BAR $5 COVER / 7PM-12MID

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KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

TBA

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

sunday7/18

monday7/19 – wednesday7/21

Karaoke, $5, 9:30pm

Wed - Karaoke, No cover, 9:30pm

Carroll Brothers, $2 donation, Relay for ife, 10pm

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LIFE’S A BEACH

Habanero’s No Cover, 9 pm

NDE No cover, 9pm

Reggae For Real No cover, 9pm

Karaoke No cover, 9 pm

Mon - Adams Open Jam, No cover; Tue - Mark Epstein Blues Trio; Wed - Crunch Pups, No cover, 8-11pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm

Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm N/A

N/A Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 891-8883

- 9 p.m. Mon Special Slack Key Guest Tue, Wed 7 p.m.

Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? – Mark Johnston; Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo Su, Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon.; all sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon -Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Fri ,Tue, Wailea Nights, Barry Flanagan & Eric Gilliom, dinner and show. 810p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7-10 p.m., 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Wed-Fri; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Brian Wittman Sun-Mon; Patrick Mayor, Tue All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, Wed,Thur,

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Sun 7 p.m.- 11 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI

Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m.

33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Ono Restaurant – David Choy every Friday 4-7 p.m.

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku 244-5117.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - Mon, Mark Johnston w/ Dustin, ambient jazz; 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Mark Johnston, Tue 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu & Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Scott Baird & Gretchen, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon & Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Tue, Thu, Sat, 6:30 p.m. at Spats Trattoria. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:309:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun-Tue; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Swan Court. The Blue Note Swing Orchestra, Dancing nightly to Swing.Tue,Th, Sat, 2 p.m.- 4 p.m.

Spats Night Shift, Dancing,to Contemporary, and top 40 hits Fri, Sun, Mon, Wed. 2 p.m. - 4 p.m.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages Illusions

and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist, Sun-Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: Free hula show nightly 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30.

Maui Marriott 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri-Tue,

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Merv Oana, No cover, 9pm

The Whillys, No cover, 9 pm

Live Music - TBA No cover, 9pm

Service Industry Night, No cover, 9pm

Mon - Monster Mondays, No cover; Tue - Tini Tuesdays, No cover; Wed - Karaoke night w/Tyrone, No cover, 8-11pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 8:30pm

DJ Big Daddy Steve No cover, 8:30pm

DJ Tark, No cover, 8:30pm

Mon - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 8:30pm; Wed - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Wailea Nights No cover, 7:30pm

Wailea Nights, Barry Flanagan & Eric Gilliom, 7:30pm

Murray Thorne No cover, 8pm

Merv Oana No cover, 10pm

Mon - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7pm; Tue - Kenny Roberts, 8pm; Wed - TBA , No cover, 8pm

The Lake Show No cover, 10pm

Cool Rush $2 after 11pm

The Crunch Pups $2 after 11pm

Kiana No cover, 10pm

Mon - Junior, No cover, 10pm, Tue - Smooth Tuesday w/Curtis Williams, No cover, 10pm; Wed - Kenny Roberts, No cover, 10pm

LULU’S

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

NEPTUNES

1913 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-2555

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2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-5117

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341 744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

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TBA 9pm

Ekolu CD Release Party 9pm

Nuffsedd 10pm

PARADICE BLUZ

monday7/19 – wednesday7/21

THURS 7/15

FRI 7/16

Rosco and Friends, Jazz 10 pm-1 am

Mon - Komplex Kats, 10pm-1 am; Tue - Brian Cuomo Jazz, 10pm-1am Wed - Cross Roads w/Mark Epstein, Blues 10pm-1am

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DJ Alf No cover, 9pm

Live Music $5, 9pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

SANDBAR & GRILL

89 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8742

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

saturday7/17

sunday7/18

Nakau A Kau W/Natural Feeling DJ Boomshot, Hip Hop &Reggae No Cover, 9pm $5, 9pm

monday7/19 – wednesday7/21 Mon - North Shore Sextet, No cover, 9pm; Tue - Nils & Anastasia, No cover, 9pm; Wed - Pool Tournament, No cover, 8pm

DJ Blast $10, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali - 667-4727

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

The Pacific Storm No cover, 9:30pm

Kenny Roberts & Friends No cover, 9:30pm

Twangers $3, 9pm

Crunch Pups $3, 9pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

Hale & The Hot Lava Band No cover, 9:30pm

Mon - Open Jukebox Night, No cover; Tue - Eclipse, No cover, 9:30pm; Wed - Optymystics, No cover, 9:30pm

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Kapalua Kapalua Indoor Amphitheater Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts. Every Tues 6:30 p.m.- 8:30 p.m. Tickets: $35 visitor and $25 kama`aina.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Colonnade Asian Noodle Cafe Benny Uyetake, Thu-Fri, Tue-Wed; Mitch Kepa, Sun-Mon both 6-9 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

Ono Surf Bar & Grill: Live music nightly Sat-Mon Mitch Kep, Hawaiian Guitar & Vocal. Tue- Fri Benny Uyetake, guitar vocalist.

Tropica: Tue- Sat, Live Music, 6 - 9pm. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue & Thu, and Wed& Sat 7- 9p.m.

Hula Grill: Comtemporary Hawaiian music in the Barefoot Bar. 3 -5 p.m. & 7- 9:30 p.m. Ernest Pua’a Wed-Fri,Kawika Lum Sat-Mon. Jarret Roback, Tue, Roy, Brian, & Damien Wed 7-9:30 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

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Solo/duets and with Pacificaribe (3-5 piece) playing Latin, Gypsy and Brazilian Jazz, Reggae, Contemporary Island Style or with Hot Tropical Latin/Brazilian dance band Rio Ritmo (6-9 piece) playing Salsa, Samba, Pop Latin

12-9pm Mon-Sat Sun by appointment

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3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Live music by Lono, Thu; Brado Mamalias, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat-Sun; Bobby Krueger, Mon-Wed; all sets 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Wow-Wee Maui’s Kava Bar & Grill: Marty Dread Kava & BBQ Party. Every Sunday 5 p.m. - 8 p.m. All age welcome. 333 Dairy Road, Kahului, 873-7133.

EAST MAUI

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

ART

Contemporary Tapestry: Archie Brennan & Susan Martin Maffei - Now through July 26, in the Schaeffer International Gallery of the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. Originally from Maui, these two New York based artists combine that pictorial woven tapestries and works on paper for an exhibit that seeks to establish both technique and concept. For info, call

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PBS Hawaii Ready To Learn Workshops - Thu, 6:30-7:30 p.m. at Wailuku Public Library. Terrence Quinsaat will present a workshop on using television wisely, developing children's learning skills. Children of attendees will have a popcorn party and read books with Leona the Lion. Free. For info, call 243-5769.

Teens Rock And Read - Thu, 3 p.m. at Wailuku Public Library. Billboards recording artist Darrell Labrado, will sing songs and talk about his experiences in the music business, along with signing autographs. Free. For info, call 243-5766.

Castle Kids -- Sat, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. at Grace Baptist Church, Lahaina. There will be Bible stories, crafts, games, puppets and snacks. Free. For info, call 6675139.

YMCA Skate Camp - Mon, 8 a.m.-2.p.m. at Keopuolani Skate Park. Open to girls of all ages and ability levels. For info, call 242-9007.

Sober Summer Bash 2004 - Tue, 6-10 p.m. at Maui Beach Hotel, in the Rainbow Room. An alcohol and drug free event. Ages 12-18. Featuring music by C-Quence Music Productions. Dance contest along with free refreshments. Tickets $3. For info, call 2707150.

LECTURES

Entrepreneurship Talk Story Sessions - Fri, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. at Business Resource Center, in the Maui Mall. Established and start-up entrepreneurs as well as business service providers are invited to join David Fisher of the Hawaii Small Business Development Center for a brainstorming and networking session. Free. For info, call 873-8247.

Dragon’s Den Lecture - Sat, 9:30-11 a.m. at the Dragon’s Den, Makawao. This health lecture is on “The Life Bridge, longevity with probiotics.” Lecture

by Jason Knowles. Free. For info, call 572-2424.

Hawaiian Fishponds Workshop - 8 a.m.-4 p.m. at the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, Kihei. Workshop focusing on native Hawaiian fishponds. For info, call 879-2818.

PoETRy

Maui Live Poets Society - Thu, 6:30 p.m.-9 p.m. at Borders Books, Kahului. Open poetry readings. For

info, call 661-0517.

POLITICAL

Concerned About Upcountry Water? - Mon, 7 p.m. at Pukalani Elementary School Cafeteria. This meeting is to discuss the changes in the Upcountry water. Department of Water Supply and the Maui District Health Office staff will be available to answer questions. For info, call 573-6343.

The Maui League of Republican Women - Tue, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. at Dunes Restaurant. There will be a guest speaker panel consisting of the Governor's Liaison for Maui, George Kaya, and three Maui Advisory board members. Luncheon is in regards to speaking about what their roles are, what have been important issues during the past year. $20. For info, call 573-1646.

SPORTS

Maui Raceway Park Drag Races - Fri-Sat, 5:30 p.m. at the track, entrance is located in the middle of the Mokulele Highway Hwy 311 between Kihei and Kahului. Great food and souvenirs available. Tickets: adults $10, students and seniors $9, children under 10 Free. For info, call 281-1273.

Iao Valley 10 K Run - Sat, 7 a.m. at Wailuku Public Parking Lot, Vineyard Street. This beautiful 6.2 mile course runs up and down the scenic Iao Valley. For info, call 573-7584.

Maui Youth Football And Cheer Associations - Mon, 4:30-6:30 p.m. at Wells Park. The teams include Kahului, Kihei, and upcountry. This is for the upcoming registrations. For info, call 871-4027.

STAGE

“Hair” - Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m. at the historic Iao Theater.

Experience the ‘70s musical that introduce all issues of race, gender, politics and war. Presented by Maui OnStage. Tickets are $20 adults and $18 seniors ($22 and $20 at the door). For info, call 242-6969.

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HOLOHOLOGIRL

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Flirting with disaster On Friday, at the Kapalua Wine & Food Festival, I met a fan. Sort of.

“Oh! You’re Holoholo Girl! Yeah, I read your column,” she said, not really smiling. “It’s funny sometimes…”

“Uh, thanks,” I said.

“But boy, you sure drink a lot!” she went on. “You must have a headache every day! I couldn’t do that!”

“Um, I really don’t drink that much,” I mumbled.

She ignored me. “Yeah, every column is like, ‘I went here, I drank this, I went there, I drank that.’ I mean, you must be hung-over all the time!” she said.

“It’s all an illusion,” I said, a little louder this time and trying to muster a smile.

The whole thing disturbed me so much that I walked to the nearest beverage booth and asked for a double! Okay, not really. I was at a wine tasting, but you get the idea.

Later that evening, I stopped by Compadres in Lahaina to see DJ Polliwog. The people there were happily dancing but I was feeling significantly less giddy so I went home for a quick attitude adjustment. When I biked back down to Hard Rock Café to see Gomega, I felt much better. Nothing like a manly Hawaiian boy singing Alicia Keys’ “If I Ain’t Got You” followed up by an alt-country rock Gourds version of Snoop Dogg’s “Gin and Juice.”

Then I rode down to Paradice Bluz and met up with the lovely Heidi, who promptly made me drink something green. Since something green and wine don’t really go well together, I ditched it—and the girls—and went home. Of course, that was after Michelle amazed us all with some seriously impressive 1993 dance moves.

The night before, Jen and I went to see the dress rehearsal of Maui OnStage’s Hair at the Iao Theater in Wailuku. It was an energetic production—we were duly impressed. But all that groovy song and dance—well, okay, it was the nudity and the patchouli—made us hungry so we went to Mañana Garage in Kahului.

There the salsa music made us want to do some Latin dancing but apparently, salsa is not such a popular pastime on a Thursday in Kahului. Or Kihei. Or anywhere on Maui, for that matter. I mean, I’m sure we could have gotten someone over at the Hang Loose Lounge to engage in a little tango but that’s just scary.

So we did the next best thing and went back to Lahaina, where we hopped on our cruisers and loudly sang Jack Wagner’s obnoxious “All I Need,” which segued nicely into a heartfelt “We Are the World,” on the way to Paradice Bluz. We talked about all the films Jen’s seen lately on TV that made her cry: Fame, No Looking Back, Father of the Bride.

A musical, a comedy and a movie starring Jon Bon Jovi? What’s to cry about, Jen? Then again, that Bon Jovi song “Wanted Dead Or Alive” does bring a tear to the eye occasionally.

Jen and I then discussed our recent disastrous experiences with inebriated late night telecommunication—i.e., Drunk Dialing. We agreed that somebody needs to come up with a cell phone breath-alyzer. Not a new concept, I know—we’ve all talked about it. But who’s holding out on this invention? Jen suggested rotary cell phones as another possible solution.

“It would solve all our problems with D.D.,” she said. “I’d be so over it if I had to dial a nine!”

On Sunday, I escaped the heat of the west side and drove to Paia, where Reeny—the SandBar’s head mistress of libations—admonished me for my dating practices. I sat stunned as she started listing prospects I thought I had been keeping covert. The lesson? Never underestimate your bartender—they know way too much.

She suggested an intervention on some of these dates.

“Maybe you can sit at the bar when I work and I’ll go down the line, pointing out ‘yes, yes, yes, maybe, no,’” she said.

Reeny told me I needed to ditch my “type” and find myself a nice 18-year-old kid with braces. Then she told Kirsten and I how she coerced her husband, Mat, into their first date: Reeny and Mat used to work at a pizza joint together—she was his boss—and she threatened to make him wear a hairnet if he didn’t go out with her. It’s been sweet love ever since.

Hmm… braces, blackmail and sexual harassment in the workplace results in one of the most long-term, happily married couples I know?

Yeah, I’m sure I can learn from that. MTW

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