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Food & Drink • • • • • • • • • • • 4

Arts & Entertainment • • • • • • 14

Goods & Services • • • • • • • • 20 Environment & Politics • • • • 28

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FILM CRITIQUE 42 Multi-Culti Stoners Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle ( ) by Cole Smithey

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BEST MAI TAI

Mama’s Fish House

Thankfully, more than one of you offered original, creative and highly intelligent ideas. There were two votes from two different readers for “the guy at the Banyan Tree” as best community activist. Another reader offered that the best food served after 2 a.m. comes from “the dumpster behind Roy’s.”

And we had to smile with one reader’s vote that the best thing about the Maui County Fair was that “no one has died… yet.”

But special recognition must go to Reeny of Haiku.

With absolutely no outside coaching, she offered that the best thing to do on a first date was “get naked, read Maui Time Weekly.”

And she also voted “Holoholo Girl” as the county’s best elected official and “LC Watch, thanks!” as the best community activist.

Such votes were both highly astute and much appreciated.

Now why couldn’t more of you be like Reeny? Then again, that’s probably like asking why more of you can’t be Superman. Like George Washington, actor Lee Majors and that fat guy who lost a bunch of weight eating Subway, Reeny is an American hero, and we salute her.

And now, we bring you our annual Best of Maui issue, instead of our usual coverage of news, music, the arts and that one column where we talk about bars that got knocked upside the head by The Man. Now get on with it and read this thing, cover to cover.

Contributing writers: Samantha Campos, Ted Fawcett, Elaine Gast, Joe Gatto, Kellie R. Holliday, k. Bradley Lenz, Anthony Pignataro, Jen Russo, Barukh Shalev, the Right Honorable George Thrustgood and Ray Velasco.

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She has two hands, yet only one Mai Tai...

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Everybody knows America loves a winner. We know we love a winner.

Our family and friends certainly love a winner. Do you love a winner?

Hmmm? Well, do you?

Hey, buddy, this ain’t no freakin’ multiple choice test! Do you or don’t you?!

Of course you do.

WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!!!!

Damn, that was tiring. Anyway, the issue you’re holding right now this very second is the product of months of painstaking work devoted to finding the best that Maui has to offer.

Hence the name.

Best of Maui.

Jerk.

Anyway, a few months ago we printed up a bunch of ballots and told you people to tell us what you liked best about our little island. And hundreds of thousands of you did, which is weird because we didn’t print nearly that many ballots. In fact, that’s way more than the number of people who live here…

Okay, look—we aren’t some highpriced “scientific” polling outfit that works every day with stuff like “mathematics.” All we know is that more of you sent in ballots than we could count, and that’s good enough for us.

You brave souls selflessly stepped forward to offer suggestions on things like best bartender, local band and place to get a bowl of saimin. Incredibly, a few of you chose to remain anonymous. What was the problem, Deep Throat—afraid we were going to turn you in to the Five0 for voting Paragon Salon the best place to get a haircut?

But far more disturbing was the fact that many of you geniuses opted to exercise your inalienable right to vote by choosing “Jimmy Buffet” as best concert, “Wal-Mart” as best place to buy a bikini and “Subway” as best sandwich shop that doesn’t have “Quizno” or “Subway” in its name.

Mama’s serves the best Mai Tai in town. And they should, since they’ve been doing it for 31 years. Still true to owners Doris and Floyd’s concept of the Old Hawaii jet set, Mama’s has the kind of lounging lush atmosphere that could make even a cup of vinegar taste like vacation. Behind the smiling Polynesian tiki glass and the floating orchid, these Mai Tai’s are just as lethal as they are sweet. The original Trader Vic’s rum and the “magic of the bartenders” makes for one hell of a hangover.

Two of these? You’ll be curling up in the corner, fetal position, happily cooing “Ma-ma, Ma-ma…”

799 Poho Place, Paia, 5798488. [EG]

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They have great benedict specials, French toast and they do that whole Huevos Rancheros-ina-skillet thing that’s so cool.

180 Dickenson, Suite 107, Lahaina, 661-7082. [SC]

BEST BURRITO

Las Piñatas of Maui’s “Kitchen Sink”

finish it all off. 395 Dairy Rd. ads and sandwiches on the menu—their cheeseburger Unit J, Kahului, 877-8707. [SC] made from local beef is supposed to be especially tasty— but every time I go there they Hakone don’t seem to be serving anyApparently, Hakone is thing other than the Mahi Maui’s most exclusive, upscale Sandwich. Come to think of it, sushi secret. And this is every time I go there I order a precarious situ- the Mahi Sandwich. And what’s ation to be in— wrong with that, Hitler? That do you let Mahi is damn good! It’s everyeveryone in on thing Mahi should be—fresh, something fabu- tender and delicious. All Mahi lous, or do you should be that good. Then just keep it to again, if it was, there would be yourself? I don’t know but I’ve no reason to go to Paia Fish got a big mouth so here goes. Market. And that would be Plus, sit at the sushi bar with sad. 100 Hana Highway, Paia, masters Tom and Ivan and 579-8030. [AP] they’ll do the special rolls that you can’t get if you sit at an ordinary ol’ table! Maui Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, Makena, 874-1111. [SC]

BEST SUSHI

This is the mother burrito of all burritos. We’re talking, serious gut buster here. Just look at the n a m e — w h at do you suppose isn’t in this burrito? The great thing about Piñatas Paia Fish Market is that their food always tastes Yes, this place always fresh and comes in the kind of seems to win. But that’s portions that makes you wish because they’re always great. you had another stomach to They’ve got lots of fish and sal-

BEST MAHI

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health food store. It’s also a good way to mix with the neighbors. At the Swap Meet, I met a cute Filipino woman who sells great green papayas for my Som Tam, delicious squash and even chayote, my favorite tropical vegetable.

Local farmers sell many types of Choys—the Asian green leafy vegetable used in stirfries—long beans, avocados and limes. This is the place to go to get the best prices on the exotic or the mundane fruits and veggies. Saturdays, 7 a.m. to noon, on Puunene Ave. in Kahului, 877-3100. [JG]

tempura for many, many years. But I’ll bet you didn’t know they serve breakfast or that you can go there for lunch. Their meals come with miso soup and namasu salad, and they have so many specials it doesn’t matter how many times you’ve been— there is probably something that you haven’t tried yet. Oh, and the green tea ice cream is the bomb. 47 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 871-6977. [JR]

BEST JAPANESE FOOD

Mexican restaurant to make the best margarita. But you might have to be a “South American restaurant with a Latin flair.”

Yeah, I don’t know what that means, either. More importantly, Milagros features an extensive selection of quality tequilas—and say what you

Ichiban

This place is a staple in our local cuisine.

Ichiban has been feeding our families its sumptuous sukiyaki, famous oxtail soup and incredible

will, the perfect margarita really depends on the tequila you use. Forget the sweet and sour mix—try a Don Julio Reposado with Cointreau and fresh lime, or a Herradura Añejo with Gran Marnier, a Sauza Hornitos and… the list goes on, really. But rethink the way you’ve been drinking your “blended with no salt” ‘rita and start taking it seriously!

Milagros does. 3 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8755. [SC]

BEST MARGARITA BEST MOM & POP Milagros COFFEE PLACE You don’t have to be a Anthony’s Coffee Company Inc.

It’s not only a great place to get coffee but also an excellent people-watching, flirting and gossip-mucking joint—as all great mom & pop coffee places should be!

Anthony’s is a bit cozy (read: cramped), so you’re more likely to get your socializing on while you’re waiting in line, but they do have fabulously

fluffy pastries to go with your fresh brew and eye candy! 90 Hana Hwy. Unit C, Paia, 5798340. [SC]

BEST WINGS

Bamboo Bar & Grill Served with a lemon wedge and a ramekin of salt and pepper, these aren’t the same slippery, saucecovered chicken wings you’ve eaten over and over. In fact, Bamboo’s juicy, mouthwatering wings aren’t smothered in any sauce at all. These fat little deepfried meat treats come to you crispy and savory on a bed of cabbage. These wings are exceptional downed with happy hour beers or on their own. And they typically go fast, so keep an eye on your friends. Those scavengers will gut a cow if you let them...

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Café Des Amis

That’s great, Boom Boom, but I ordered a cosmo!

up to three years in your cupboard and still be considered fresh. The people of Hawaii have made many ingenious culinary uses for Spam, but by far the best is the Musubi. A slab of spam on top of a pressed block of rice belted together at the middle with seaweed, it’s good any time of the day and easy to take on the go. Our readers love the Minit Stop version because it’s crazy-tasty on the flav-ometer. Minit Stops located island-wide. [JR]

Crepes, glorious crepes! Good for breakfast, lunch or dinner, crepes somehow make you feel more sophisticated.

And they’re light so you automatically feel less guilty.

You could probably stick Cheez Whiz in a crepe and it would be delicious. On second thought, maybe not. But fortunately, Café Des Amis feels no need to do that.

‘Cause that would be really dumb. No, they prefer to do Idini’s scrumptious combinations The patrons of Idini’s like apple, brie and avocado. are a friendly breed but they Or bananas with Nutella take their pau hana chocolate. Salty or sweet, they bar very serioushave lots of combos to choose ly. Expect some from, as well as a good-natured Mediterranean selection of interrogation delicacies. 42 Baldwin Ave., upon arrival Paia, 579-6323. [SC] and for chrissakes, don’t order any goddamned froufrou shit. There are a couple of pool tables if you’re game but beware of the sharks Fiesta Time This place is Maui’s lurking! 1234 Lower Main St., closest approximation to an Wailuku, 249-8566. [SC] authentic taqueria, similar to those you might find in Los Angeles. Well, maybe not that authentic—perhaps a suburban (TIE) SandBar & LuLu’s taqueria (real Jägermeister shots?

Mexican taquerias can only be Yikes. I expect that SandBar found in Mexico, sorry). and LuLu’s won best place to Anyway, Fiesta Time is small, do these shots because they with paintings and murals of keep their Jägermeister cold. old Mexico covering the walls. Which could be why one voter It’s also home to some of the picked “in the morgue” as the tastiest enchiladas around. best place to do Jäger shots. Or And those rice and beans they maybe that particular voter put on the side! Damn, that’s said that because Jägermeister good eating. 1132-C Lower shots are the work of SATAN Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. [AP] and the people who drink them are SCARY. Which would would also explain your votes for “in a past life,” “in the afterlife,” “yuck!” and “in my own backyard—no driving” as the best places to do Jägermeister shots. Our readers are so Minit stop Spam may eventually smart. Well, if you’re gonna do destroy the world, but I am it, just stay away from steering going down eating it. It’s a wheels and cell phones, ‘k? remarkable canned meat SandBar, 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, product—emphasis on the 579-8742; LuLu’s, 1945-H S. word “product”—that can last Kihei Rd., 879-9944. [SC]

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No matter what drink I’m up to for the evening, frou frou cosmos, obliterating mind erasers or tasty vanilla stoli’s and soda, Ray “Boom Boom” Chavez can pour and please like the master of Hapa’s that he is. I guess that is why Maui Time Readers voted “Boom Boom” number one when it comes to the best bartender on this rock. Or could it be his nifty bar tricks?

The devilish smile? I hear he’s legendary on Ultra Fab nite at Hapa’s. Whatever the reason, I couldn’t agree more. Want a sharp cocktail? Want the whole experience? Head to Hapa’s and look for Ray, he will satiate your thirst like no other can. 41 E. Lipoa St., Ste. 4A, Kihei, 879-9001. [JR]

More than simply a cold serving of fish, the ceviche at Horhito’s is wonderful, all citrusy, pink and exquisitely perched in a martini glass with thin tortilla chips. It’s Chef Jorge Galaviz’s specialty, and since he usually bartends, you can thank him personally. Oh, and just to change things up, order a chocolate milk along with it—Galaviz makes it the old-fashioned way, by squirting thick streaks of chocolate along the inside of the glass. Cold fish and colder chocolate milk—delicious! 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-6394. [AP]

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BEST DISNEYLAND FOR A.D.D. ALCOHOLICS Henry’s

Who wants to just sit down and have a drink? Why, Henry’s has billiards, dartboards, video golf, shuffleboard and live music for dancing! They might even have pinball, foosball and croquet, but we don’t remember. We were too busy sitting at the bar, drinking. 41 E. Lipoa Space 15, Kihei, 879-2849. [SC]

waitress will have fun trying to figure out what the hell you’re talking about! For the more conventional crowd, they’ve got plate lunches for under $5.

1088 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-4371. [JR]

The Goose: the epitome of a dive bar

BEST DIVE BAR Sly Mongoose

It is the epitome of a dive bar, with an extra special something that cannot be described and can only be experienced. Donna, Dave, Tio, Rob, Lynae and Jen have been behind the bar for years so you can try to ask them why they think Sly Mongoose has been voted the best dive bar of Maui, but don’t expect a guide book answer. Runnersup Henry’s and Hang Loose Tin Ying Lounge are in close but comThis is a small restau- fortable company. 1036 their dishes as a delightful and rant tucked tightly away in Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 661- delicious alternative in vegeWailuku. The food here 8097. [SC] tarian eating. “This is brain is so reasonable food,” he says. “Food that calms you may think the nerves, increases the mind you landed in awareness and helps all bodily China.

Okay, Curry in a Hurry functions.” In other words, it’s Chinatown. The Hans Maynes and his good, and good for what ails n o n d e s c r i p t wife Lori Lee run this place. you. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877décor is accented They believe in cook- 3328. [GT] by hand-made signs in Chinese ing according to offering different dishes and Ayurvedic prinspecials. They have all of your ciples. For those familiar Chinese dishes here, of you not up including noodle dishes, won on Eastern tons, sweet sour stuff and the t h i n k i n g , Mana Foods There’s something ever-popular fried rice. But Ayurveda tries to those are old—get adventur- match diet to mind-body type about the words “Raw Pie” that ous and try the whole fried (“dosha”) to ensure good health used to make me think of fish or, even better, something and wellbeing. Hans describes monster rock and bad porn.

Not anymore, now that I know you can’t even pronounce. The

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have to decide between the obvious contenders—you know, Roy’s chocolate soufflé, Mama’s cheesecake, Nick’s strawberry flambé. And it seems like all the greatest desserts are at expensive restaurants anyway. Personally, my favorite dessert is fresh mango. Yeah, just mango. But hey, did you know that “Stressed” spelled backwards is “Desserts”? Uh huh, it’s true.

McDonald’s are all over the place. [SC]

about Mana’s Raw Pie. Man, whatever they don’t cook in there is tasty. I mean, sure you’re eating a pound of peanuts in every piece, but it’s practically guilt-free as long as it didn’t come within 50 feet of an oven, right? Raw Pie is just one of Mana’s gourmet specialties. They offer the best vegetarian and vegan variety on the island. And yes, they cook some of it, too. Barbecue tofu, breakfast wraps, couscous cakes, cucumber arame, papaya salad, sushi, rice paper rolls and Thai stir fry. You could live on that salad bar, which many do. 49 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8078. [EG]

BEST DESSERT

McDonald’s Hot Fudge Sundae It’s a dollar, what do you want?! And they give you a packet of nuts on the side so you can do it yourself—I mean, how great is that? I wonder why they took away the caramel sundae, though—that was the best. I know you’re probably angry that McDonald’s would win anything in the food category since they’re so EVIL and all. It was just so overwhelming to

Okay, let me get this straight: best place to meet your future ex, best place to break up AND best happy hour? Interesting, I see how all this is developing. First, you suggest to your significant other that you both go have a couple happy hour cocktails—perhaps a couple scotch and sodas. Then after your third drink—their second—and over the loud top 40 hits the DJ is spinning, you lean over to your date and do the whole “it’s not you it’s me” and the “let’s just be friends, okay?” thing. Generously, you buy their next drink that they promptly throw in your face.

And as the door is hitting their ass on the way out, you notice a cute blonde—or brunette or bald person, whatever floats your boat— across the bar and you smile

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wanly in their direction, playing the whole “oh, I’m so broken-hearted” card for a while Stella Blues Café ‘cause you know that always What’s not to like works, until you both… Oh, about warm ambience, candlethe devils you are! 844 Front lit tables and soft St., Lahaina, 667-7758. [SC] music over the in-house stereo? They’ve got steak from Pacific’O the Maui Cattle This place grabs the Company, fish Triple Crown of fine dining: caught from Romance, extravagance boats in local waters, Mexicali and high prices. Shrimp, Mango Wings, pork E v e r y t h i n g chops, seafood stew, meatloaf, about Pacific’O pizza, burgers and pasta. And is elegant. Built you know what? It all tastes right on the pretty good, too. But perhaps beach, diners in Stella Blues’ greatest accomthis intimate plishment is the Banana Split establishment can watch the Cake. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. Ste. Dwater turn bronze as the sun 201, Kihei, 874-3779. [AP] sets behind Lanai. The servers and bartenders are classy and helpful, and even the food seems too pretty to eat—the Blackened Ahi Tower, Olowalu Tomato Stack and the Pasta Antonio’s Spaghetti and meatExotica are so artistic it seems a shame to dig in. Of course, all balls is the quintessential this culinary wonder comes at Italian dish. Marinara sauce, a price. The exceptional long noodles, meat formed Bananarama entrée—fish into balls and a little grated Parmesan cheese seared with a chili lime panko combine into crust and topped with a the greatest macadamia-banana holItalian comfort landaise and rum-flambéed food. Antonio’s bananas—will set you back in Kihei makes $29, and it’s not even the most their Italian dishexpensive dish. So you only go es from scratch now and then. After all, you don’t want to get bored with and serves their spaghetti in a the finest things. 505 Front St., deep bowl that seems bottomless. Served with bread, Lahaina, 667-4341. [AP]

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olive oil and balsamic vinegar, this pasta and meat dish makes you feel like you came home to your Italian mama. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., Unit F, Kihei, 8758800. [JR]

BEST PLATE LUNCH Honokowai Okazuya

vigorously mixing drinks, covered in a shiny, post-sex-like sheen of sweat. It takes a heroic amount of willpower for one to resist the urge to climb over the bar and lick the salty perspiration off her neck. I mean… that’s what I heard. 142 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-9453. [BS]

They’ve got lots of plate lunches, served as usual with mac salad and rice, but two are standouts.

There’s the teriyaki steak, in either six or 12ounce portions, Laulima Farms and the Mahi You gotta go all the Mahi Lemon way out to Kipahulu for it, Caper. Trust me, but the all-organic Laulima they’re not your usual plate Farms has an old pickup truck lunches. 3600-D Lower out front that’s Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, been converted 665-0512. [GT] into a drink bar. Mounted to the tailgate is a stationary bicycle, which is then connectKatie at Charley’s ed to a generator, and then Restaurant & Saloon there’s a belt connecting that Katie, who bartends at whole assembly to a standard Charlie’s in Paia, oozes sex blender. The mango one gives appeal. She can be seen danc- the best combination of great ing there on Wednesdays spin- taste and a pretty challenging ning like a whirling workout. Located one mile dervish, head north of Ohe’o Gulch on SR thrown back and 170 in Kipahulu. [GT] eyes closed in orgasmic ecstasy. It’s worth the $5 cover just to Twin Falls watch her. Catch her Twin Falls used to be a bartending on the weekend, relatively secret spot until the

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popular guide book Maui Revealed outed it. But the Twin Falls fruit stand isn’t complaining. No matter what time of day, the place is always packed with people pawing for their pineapple smoothies, coconut chips, sugar cane juice, shave ice and blocks of banana bread.

Maybe they think it’s the last stop ‘til Hana? Regardless, the stand does sell some mighty fine fruit—passion, mango, avo and some exotics you won’t even recognize. They’ll even slice it for you on the spot. But don’t even think about squeezing before you buy. If you do, no fruit for you.

Located near Mile Marker 2 on the Road to Hana. [EG]

BEST SAIMIN

House of Saimin They wouldn’t have put “saimin” in the name if they didn’t mean it. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 667-7572. [AP]

BEST CHOPPED PORK Pulehu BBQ Grill

Each and every meat grilled here Southern Style is succulent, but the chopped pork is just glorious. And it’s served without the flood of sauce that accompanies most barbecue joints.

1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. [AP]

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lining up outside the door. Is it worth the wait? You bet.

They pimp their pupus out in style. Here, I’ll save you the time and trouble: Start with a Rock Shrimp Dynamite and a Panko-Crusted Ahi Roll. Move to a Mango Crab Soy Wrap or the Sansei Special Crab Roll.

Add the tender Miso Prawn Salad smothered in ginger lime chili butter. Then a little sake, a little wine and top it off with a chocolate peanut butter Scooby Snack to go. As they say at Sansei’s, Oishii! (that means yum). 115 Bay Dr., Unit 115, Kapalua, 669-6286; 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei, 879-0004. [EG]

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BEST HEALTH FOOD STORE Mana Foods

They’ve got it all. It’s good for you and inexpensive. And oh, the variety!

They don’t just have honey, they an entire honey section with Clover, Eucalyptus, Buckwheat, Alfalfa, Orange and Sage honey varieties. You need beans? Forget plain ole pinto—they also have aduki, Jackson Wonder, Trout, Black Beluga lentils and others.

Want cooking oil? How about toasted pumpkin seed, apricot kernel, avocado or grapeseed? But that’s not all! Trying to be a little exotic tonight by serving couscous? Well, try Wild Forest Mushroom couscous or Lemon Spinach, Herbed Chicken or even Thai Cuban couscous. Healthy snacks? How about an organic sesame bar with date syrup and fennel—or try any of the wall of power bars Mana Foods has, aisle two. But wait, there’s more! There’s a vitamin room with every herb you’ve never thought of, as well as beauty products like cruelty-free makeup, skin and

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hair care. And if you get lost, there are actually employees who ask YOU if you need help! Why can’t all grocery stores operate this way? And don’t even get me started on their immaculate array of fresh, organic, locally grown produce! Aaarrgh… somebody get me an Ignatia tablet, quick! 49 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8078. [SC]

BEST CRISPY FRIED NOODLES

Wei Wei Barbecue Don’t you ever crave the crunch of noodles? Wait, the crunch? Yes, the crunch. Try the crispy house cake noodles from Wei Wei Bar-B-Q & Noodle House.

They’ve got the sauce, vegetables, taco, shrimp and/or chicken, but most of all they have those delectable noodles. Who wants to settle for regular made soft noodles—so pedestrian—swimming in broth when you can have a dish with the perfect combination of crunch and fla-

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vor with just enough stuff to make it good for you. All that and just $7.25 for a nice big plate. You can eat it as a meal or Chinese Family style. Cold Stone Creamery On July 19, the owner of Mmmm… crispy fried noodles.

It makes my mouth water just the Cold Stone Creamery franthinking about it. 210 Imikala chise in Lahaina visited the Maui World Time St., Wailuku, 242-7928. [KRH] Headquarters. He brought with him a free ice cream cake for the office made from devil’s food cake, vanilla ice (TIE) Polli’s Mexican cream, Oreo cookies and Restaurant and chocolate shavings. The gift was Compadres Bar & Grill meant to publicize a July 29 corNothing like a basket— porate-wide fund-raising event the Make-A-Wish or three—of fried tortilla chips for with a side of homemade salsa Foundation. As you can see, it to make you thirsty enough to didn’t work. But it was a valiant order another margarita—or effort nonetheless, and we’d like three. Polli’s makes the covet- to encourage other frozen ed flour tortilla chips, too, and dessert manufacturers to mimic integrate them into the mix this technique. 900 Front St., with their other traditional Lahaina, 667-2744. [AP] corn chips. Both restaurants’ salsas are fresh and chunky, spicy, and addictive as all hell.

Polli’s, 1202 Makawao Ave., Sansei Sansei is my new Makawao, 572-7808; Compadres, Lahaina Cannery favorite restaurant. The festive atmosphere, the friendly Mall, 661-7189. [SC] bartenders and happy hour 50 percent-off deals have people

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and we hope they don’t change for another 30 years. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. [SC]

BEST PLACE TO EAT AFTER 2 A.M. Denny’s

When I was growing up, Denny’s was good for two things. First, to trip on acid and draw in notebooks and, second, to do dine-and-dashes.

Handily winning the category as the only place to eat after 2 a.m., Denny’s could safely be called a culinary slum. The aggressive florescent lighting, the see-and-say menu selection, the rotating banana crème pie in the glass case (in the Kahului Denny’s, this case is called “Fruitful Endeavors”).

There is something just so American about Denny’s.

Perhaps this is its staying power. Like the voice of Paul Harvey on the A.M. dial, Motel Six, Wal-Mart, Route 66 and sincere smiles, Denny’s is firmly entrenched in American cultural geography. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550; 2763 S., Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. [BS]

When local people talk ribs, they’re not referring to baby back barbeque.

Nope, they’re talking about the Kalbi.

With three short bones and a slender slab of meat, Kalbi must be tender and sweet. They’re marinated in a broke da mout’ teriyaki. When your uncle isn’t cooking them up on the hibachi, head to Aloha Mix Plate where the best Kalbi on Shaka Pizza the island is served the way This is pizza the way nature intended it, with two God intended it. Shaka serves scoops of sticky rice and mac up its slices thin, but salad. You might enjoy the not so thin that ocean views, but the Kalbi will the grease soaks keep you coming back for through and more. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, makes the thing 661-3322. [JR] as unwieldly as a

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This is pizza you can eat the traditional way— with your hands. Oh, and the cheese is dreamy and toppings fresh. 1295 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-0331. [AP]

BEST PANCAKES SOLD AT A PLACE THAT DOESN’T HAVE “PANCAKES” IN THE NAME BEST HAMBURGER Tasty Crust Restaurant Cool Cat Cafe

They do it old school Ah, the glorious burger. style and it tastes like mom Ya gotta admit, we’ve got some used to make. You could probagood burgers on this little bly even smear peanut butter island of ours, but on them like you did when you Cool Cat really were younger and the Tasty put their name Crust waitresses wouldn’t bat an on the map with eye. Oh sure, they’ll talk about this one. They you in the back but the point is, call their stanthe pancakes are the most pandard burger cake-iest pancakes we’ve seen “Leader of the Pack”

and it’s the perfect hand-held size of a cholesterol-lovin’ beef patty dripping with melted cheese and piled high with crisp lettuce and all the fixin’s, including 1000-island dressing, and they stuff it into this little white-wrapped package like a salacious gift to your salivating mouth... Whew, where am I? Oh, yeah. Cool Cat. Good burger. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-0908. [SC]

BEST PLACE TO SEE SUSPICIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE FROM AROUND THE WORLD Jacque’s

It’s weird. No matter what night of the week you walk into Jacque’s, it’s like, M o d e l s International.

And the great thing is, a lot of those great-looking men and women who congregate at Jacque’s are probably smart, nice and interesting, but you wouldn’t know because they probably don’t speak English.

See, that way, you never get a chance to know if they’re really jerks or not, and vice versa—they never find out that you’re really a jerk, too!

And hey, you still speak the international language of love! C’est bon, no? 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. [SC]

BEST THAI PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BRING YOUR OWN BEER Thai Chef

Great food that’s inexpensive and you can bring your own alcohol. I don’t know why but somehow that little detail makes this already cozy atmosphere kinda more romantic. Is that weird? Owned and operated by the Chankhamany family, both Thai

Chefs also offer the freshest spring rolls, mild or spicy curries on chicken, beef, shrimp or fish and tons of vegetarian dishes. Old Lahaina Center, 800 Front St., Lahaina, 6672814; Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-5605. [SC]

BEST ELK BURGER Ulupalakua Ranch Store

This is by far the best place on all of Maui to procure elk meat in its most basic and nurturing form: the burger. That it is, as far as I can tell, the only place to get an elk burger is absolutely irrelevant.

Located in downtown Ulupalakua, across the street from the Tedeschi Winery and that place where they rent the ATVs, 878-2561. [AP]

BEST TACO SALAD THAT’S BIG ENOUGH TO UTILIZE A HUGE SALSA BAR

Jawz Fish Tacos Island Style Grill The taco salads are hearty goodness and you can get them with mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken, steak or vegetarian.

But I almost think I order them just to play around with all the unique salsas in the salsa bar, including the tropical fruit salsa, roasted serrano pepper with papaya, roasted jalapeño pepper with tomato and Maui onion, wasabi Asian, smoky chipotle pepper and my favorite special pink sauce— roasted habañero pepper with pineapple and carrot. I mean my favorite special pink sauce other than Pepto Bismol. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8226.

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BEST SANDWICH THAT DOESN’T HAVE “QUIZNO” BEST BAR TO GO OR “SUBWAY” IN WHEN YOU’RE FEELTHE NAME ING INDECISIVE Mr. Sub Hell yeah, this place is the best. Sandwich shops tend to be pretty uniform, but Mr. Sub just seems unique.

They’ve got wraps and salads, but their best offering is the Surfer’s Club, with turkey, avo, sprouts and provolone on a wheat roll. Oh, did I tell you it’s nine feet long? Well, not really, but it feels that big when you’re trying to take a bite out of it. Had one the other day—when I was done, the equivalent of a side salad had dropped out of it and onto my plate. And it’s not just the sandwiches that are gigantic and great. “Mr. Sub win anything this year?”

Associate Editor Samantha Campos asked me, to which I replied that they had, for best sandwich. She nodded, then carried away her immense salad with tuna. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6675683. [AP]

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You never know what to expect. You could walk in after a good surf session to grab a couple lobster tacos, and with the shore breeze coming through, check out some ball game on TV and play some pool in the back or listen to the live music

by Trevor Jones or whoever stops by. You could toy around with the cool jukebox or video games, chat it up with the locals or shoot the shit with a passing tourist. The SandBar also has live jazz on Mondays, various DJs and live bands throughout the week, so the crowd differs vastly from night to night. The service is relaxed and friendly and there’s never a shortage of cute chick servers who actually smile at you. We know you like that, even if you don’t know which end is up. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. [SC]

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BESTTOWNTHAT STILLHASABOWLING ALLEY,THANKGOD Wailuku

Blink and you’ll miss it. But half the fun of trying to find it is discovering all the other little gems along the way. You could literally spend the whole day in Wailuku just contemplating the bizarre existence of seemingly random shops and storefronts.

There’s a record store on the corner of Market and Main, a used bookstore, a pawn shop, a shoe store, a popcorn store, a leatherie, a farmers market, a coffee shop, an historic theater and a trophy maker. Eventually, you’ll get to the crème de la crème of small town bowling alleys. Maui Bowling Center, 1976 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-4596. [SC]

BEST ART GALLERY Maui Hands

Ever lie awake at night wondering where you can buy yourself some nice Hawaiian basketry? Or perhaps you’ve been searching for that perfect piece of nature jewelry to accessorize your Saturday night eveningwear? Well, wonder no more.

Maui Hands has the best in all that’s hand-spun. From 275 participating Hawaiian artists, you’ll find paintings, prints, ceramics, jewelry, baskets, iron and copper sculpture, photography, blown glass and more. Owner Panna Speas says she has no talent, but she sure is good at showcasing the talent of others.

Find Maui Hands in Paia, Makawao, at the Hyatt in Kaanapali, and soon on Front Street in Lahaina. [EG]

BEST KARAOKE Sansei

I got hooked on Karaoke during my recent trip to Japan. Now I’m hooked here. Sansei is a far cry from the Kyoto karaoke boxes. At Sansei they put you on stage out in front of everyone and people get really into it. Locals and tourists of all stripes, fueled by great draft beer specials and half-off sushi after 10 p.m., passionately belt out tunes. Even celebrity guests like Pink have shown up to see what they’re made of. Sansei offers thousands of tunes to choose from, in various languages even. They have the new and the old, although I always go with the funkiest ‘70s tunes. “Le Freak” by Chic never fails to get the party going. Ahhhhhh, FREAK OUT! 115 Bay Dr., Unit 115, Kapalua, 669-6286; 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste KT116, Kihei, 879-0004. [JG]

BEST TOWN TO ESCAPE THE HEAT OF SOUTH/WEST MAUI Makawao

Why get stuck in your one little convenient but sundrenched town when there’s still so much to discover out there? Like, the sleepy little town of Makawao. You can opt to sip a cappuccino at Duncan’s or Casanova’s deli while watching the occasional drizzle outside, walk around window shopping the numerous little boutiques and art galleries, sign up for a glass blowing session at Hot Island Glass, or waste the afternoon drinking tequila shots with the locals at Polli’s or Stopwatch! [SC]

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Built in the 1930s, the Iao Theater’s been open for 70 y e a r s .

Renovated in 1995, it’s also the home of Maui Onstage, which hosts true community theater. That means they tend to put on rather colorful productions, like the recent Hair, which features a bunch of dancing hippies who, though briefly, get a little bit naked. Hey—it’s called “culture.” Try it sometime—you might enjoy it. 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, 242-6969. [AP]

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case may be, Maui Time’s readers also found their future exes in the sneakiest of places, like “Safeway,” “the laundrymat,” and “any hostess bar.” Uh, yeah, that’s scary but again, you only speak the truth. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. [SC]

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readers, with entries ranging from music conglomerate “Borders” to local musician “Willie K.” But DJ Twist has been spinning records on Maui for almost four years now, having started deejaying almost 10 years ago in Phoenix, AZ. He fell in love with the underground hip-hop culture and started promoting shows with the first DJ Battle at the Hard Rock Café last year. Since then, he’s brought the likes of Atmosphere, Psychokinetics and Gershwin DLX to Maui, among others, as he said, “to give people an opportunity to hear something different.” And he’s humble, too. “It’s nice to know that I do something for a living that makes people happy at the same time,” said Twist. Aww, shucks. DJ Twist spins “old school” at Hapa’s every Thursday. DJs Boomshot and Platelunch tied for second place. [SC]

BEST BAND THAT PLAYS SONGS SOMEONE ELSE WROTE Willie K

I mean, he’s so talented, he can sing and play the hell out of anything! [SC]

BEST CONCERT ON MAUI IN THE LAST 12 MONTHS Prince

T h e Prince concert this past December was the best thing to hit the MACC since… umm… ever. After all these years, everybody still wants a piece of Prince and all the purple-rain-crazed women storming the stage at his encore proved it. This was even in spite of the fact that he kept the show pretty clean. Maybe there were no 23 positions in this One Night Stand, but there were still enough dirty minds out there for a spanking good time. Oh, and Prince, if you are reading

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Moose McGillycuddy’s It might have something to do with their dollar drink night, or their centrally located upstairs Front Street digs that gets to everybody’s head. But the fact is that you, the reader, have recognized Moose’s as THE place for a potential torrid affair. Or a potential tepid affair, depending. Whatever the

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BEST BAND THAT PLAYS SONGS THEY WROTE Willie K

Everybody loves Willie K. He’s a singer, songwriter and musician, and whether he’s wielding his electric guitar, slack key or 12-string, it’s hard to mistake his immense talent in any genre. Be it traditional or contemporary Hawaiian, rock, reggae, jazz, salsa, country and even those normally irritating Christmas songs—well, that Willie K. just goes and makes them all nice and everything…

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Go back and reread the story (Vol. 7, Issue 40) if you don’t believe me. Come on, people—it came out on April 1! An underwater tunnel to Oahu… please. [AP]

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want a nice, intimate atmosphere so you can get up close to the stage and feel the energy. But you also want room to breathe, space to dance and a very large bar from which you can order your cocktails. From Pepper to Prince, Hapa’s provides and so much more. Like those photos of Matt LeBlanc in the women’s restroom, for instance. This past year Hapa’s has hosted live music from punk bands like the Stitches, reggae from Midnite and Bambu Station, contemporary Hawaiian bands like Ekolu and Nuffsedd—what, you want me to go on?! 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9001. [SC]

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earned himself a $2,000 fine from the Maui County Department of Liquor Control for trying to keep his club open until 4 a.m., even though he had removed all trace of alcohol.

The LC’s reasoning: being open after 2 a.m. is a violation. Period.

In entertainment circles, that’s known as a “tough crowd.” [AP]

BEST SHOW THAT NOBODY WENT TO Lyrics Born

It was everything we wanted but when it came time to happen, who showed up? Not you and you sure missed out.

Not only that, but you made it harder to get 2003 Halloween anybody else of the same calMaui AIDS iber to come to Foundation Maui and integrate our somefundraiser times stale club scene. So at Hapa’s thanks. We had a good time H a p a ’s without you anyway. [SC] owner Gus Hoeft

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fish-smelling theaters are distracting during those serious love scenes in films like Harry & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Maui Mall Megaplex is Maui’s newest theatre complex so that means we haven’t had enough time to contaminate it with our soda and popcorn, which apparently, over time turns into that rancid cat peefish smell. The MACC’s classy Castle Theater was an obvious runner-up, but they’re only a part-time movie theater, unfortunately. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, 249-2222. [SC]

BEST THING TO DO ON A FIRST DATE Dinner

Seriously, this is the best you guys can do?

Dinner? Lonely single people who have no lives somehow manage to eat dinner. This is a first date, we’re talking! You only get one chance at a first date. You’ve got to do something exciting, daring—even crazy. Dinner… It’s like I don’t even know you people anymore. Amazingly enough, some of you managed to jot down at least some wit. “Cliff jumping,” “take a bath with healing crystals” and “the hokey pokey” were some of the more noteworthy entries.

Oh, and to the young woman who voted for “Sugar Cane Train,” you can reach me during normal business hours at 661-3786. [GT]

Fleetwood, George Benson and Jimmy Buffett. A couple years ago he appeared on VH1 “100 Greatest Love Songs,” Extra, and even performed the halftime show on Monday Night Football’s Jets vs. Raiders game. Then in February of this year, Willie was featured at the NFL’s Pro Bowl Halftime show!

Currently, Maui’s favorite rock-god uncle Willie K. is on a world tour but expect to see him back at Hapa’s at the

end of August. Marty Dread artists like Atmosphere and was your runner-up in this Lyrics Born that no one— certainly not you, the readcategory. [SC] er—could resist this past year. Uh, or maybe it’s the on stage pole and cage, but who knows. Casanova and Tsunami tied for second Hapa’s Night Club place, with Lahaina Coolers What with gay night curiously entered in the race and Ladies Night, there’s no with one vote. Hey, who the surprise here. Hapa’s has also hell’s dancing at Lahaina been a haven for visiting DJs Coolers anyway? 41 E. Lipoa like Beat Junkies and Q-bert, St., Kihei, 879-9001. [SC] and underground hip-hop

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BEST THING ABOUT THE MAUI COUNTY FAIR The Food

The Maui County Fair comes but once a year, filling the Kahului air with the sound of children, the bright lights of the Ferris wheel and the wonderful smells of the food court. There are so many booths, each with dif-

ferent local specialties, you could come all four days and never eat the same food twice. It’s no wonder Maui Time Weekly readers voted the food the best thing about the fair. And what food— Smoke Meat, Chow Fun, Flying Saucer, Coscaron, Malasada, Fried Ice Cream, Kalua Pig, Lau Lau, Taco Bag, Chili ‘n Rice are just some of the things you can pick up on a good night. Don’t forget to bring some home, too. [JR]

BEST RADIO STATION Mana’o Radio

That’s KEAO 91.5 on your frequency-modulated dial. Their music library is beyond eclectic and their disc jockeys are all volunteers who love music but hate commercial radio. It’s a low-power station, so people who live on the West Side and Hana are screwed. Of course, anyone can listen to the station stream live at www.manaoradio.org, but that’s kinda difficult when you’re driving to work. [AP]

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And again, whether he’s playing songs he wrote, songs someone else wrote or just sitting on stage singing the alphabet in his underwear—which he doesn’t, sorry—Willie K wins your vote. A multiple Na Hoku Hanohano Award winner, Willie K. has played with or opened for B.B. King, Santana, Al DiMeola, Willie Nelson, Prince, Crosby, Stills and Nash, Elvin Bishop, Bonnie Raitt, Jackson Browne, Mick

Smooth jazz with sax sensation Eric Marienthal, Gypsy jazz with Gypsy Pacific, Hawaiian jazz presents Keahi Conjugacion, David Choy & Gabe Baltazar, LA guitar recording artist Doug MacDonald, Ukulele magic with Abe Lagrimas, & Hawaii’s own Honolulu Jazz Quartet.

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Get up & Dance to our fabulous 17-piece Big Band!

Thrill to the tunes of Swing, Latin, and Blues. Guest artists include Melveen Leed, Jimmy Borges, Gabe Baltazar, David Choy, Keahi Conjugacion, Owana Salazar, Henry Allen, Sam Ahia, Ginai, Andrea Young, and more!

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Royal Dutch/Shell This one’s a love/hate thing for me. On the one hand, Shell offers the best value for your petrodollar. They put in some secret additive that gives you better gas mileage. No, really, I swear—I get like 100 miles more than if I put in some other brand. And my friend swears that she, too, has experienced this phenomena, but she’s a criminal defense attorney licensed to practice law in the state of California, so who knows if she’s telling the truth.

Anyway, Shell is also a giant multinational corporation that controls most of the resources of Nigeria and has been accused of standing by and even benefiting from that government’s death squads and execution of justice activists.

So… good gas mileage vs. corporate fascism… I’m thinking, I’m thinking! Shell gas stations located everywhere. [AP]

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BEST CUTE DISHWASHERS

Milagros Food Co. There is a never-ending flow of attractive dishwashers to this popular Paia eatery. It’s an amazing phenomenon, really. In fact, at one point there was even talk of a Milagros Dishwashers Calendar. When I worked there, we used to demand that the male dishwashers work topless after the super hot female dishwashers would work in bikini tops.

The cooks were happy, though. And that makes for happy food, which makes the customers happy, which makes the waitstaff happy.

Conclusion: The world is happier with cute dishwashers.

Who are topless. 3 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8755. [SC]

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844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758; Long’s Drugstores located island wide. [GT]

What started off as just a silly open-ended question to add a little spice and style to the ballot ended up beautifully reflecting the state of Maui’s social life. If there’s a thread that runs through all three selections, it’s gotta be “convenience”—are there better merchants for toiletries, booze and smut? Given enough planning and effort, it’s even possible for a person to hit all three in succession— first Long’s for a little protection, Moose’s for a little action, then Paradise for a little “stimulant” to make up for the complete inability to get any action to use the protection.

Paradise Spice, 1010 Lower Main, Ste. B, Wailuku, 2492449; Moose McGillyCuddy’s,

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BEST PLACE TO CURE YOUR MYSTERIOUS RASH It happens to the best of us and sometimes, Western medicine just won’t cut it. Besides, who wants to take antibiotics for everything?

Dragon’s Den features the most knowledgeable and holistically helpful staff who’ll be able to answer your questions, like “What’s ear coning all about?” “Will Gingko Biloba make my boyfriend smarter?”

“What exactly does Unicorn Root do?” and “Does this look infected?” For all your naturopathic needs. 3681 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-2424. [SC]

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When I was a teenager, the Ho’okipa pay phone was a listing in my address book. You could call down there and get the surf report, find your friends and see what was up on the North Shore. Today payphones don’t ring anymore and it seems everyone has a cellphone, but the action is still hot at the payphone by the pavilions. Plenty of quarters are dropping into this North Shore oral communication hub. Groms are hooking up, surf advisories revealed, party directions doled and secrets are divulged over this old black handset. If only it could speak… [JR]

that weird wire thing—kind of like your high school girlfriend! Aside from their helpful and sassy sales vixens, Kihei’s Love Shack also has a wide variety of adult toys, videos and lots of lacey lingerie.

Sultry camisoles, naughty nighties and oops!-there-it-isn’t thongs and undies in everything from leather to silk— and silver chainmail, too—in colors even Crayola hasn’t thought of yet! Ah, Love Shack—they had me at “Free 5-incher.” Kihei Kalama Love Shack They’re cute, they’re Village, 875-0303. [SC] vivacious, they like to give you head massages with

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Spa Grande is where I imagine the rich and famous go when they kick the bucket. Yeah, it’s that good. Let me put it to you this way: You walk around naked all day, dipping in a mud bath here, or a cascading waterfall there. You plop down into pools of papaya, bathe in bubbling Japanese Jacuzzis and steam to the scent of eucalyptus. In between, your personal attendant scrubs you down with Hawaiian exfoliants.

Massage? What massage? If you want a massage, save your money and go anywhere else for half the price. But if you’re looking for an all-day experience, grab some cucumbers for those eyes and go to Spa Grande. Located at the Grand Wailea Resort, 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 8751234, ext. 4949. [EG]

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BEST PLACE TO GET A HAIRCUT Paragon Salon

They have integrity, they’re innovative and well trained—kind of like… well, no one you’ve dated, but still. Paragon is the salon that won’t steer you wrong.

Hey, that rhymed! No, but seriously, Anna and Kimber are hair stylists with a conscience—not only will you look fabulous when you leave the salon, but days later, you’ll be practically kissing your mirror, too. See, being the hair professionals

that they are, they know that us lazy people probably won’t be spending the time they do on our hair so they sort of plan in advance for our incompetence. It’s a pride thing, but the result? You’ll be looking way better than you have a right to, while Anna and Kimber live with the knowledge that they have created yet another coiffure codependent. 1160 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-0141. [SC]

BEST RECORD STORE Request Music

You know the cliché—it was best displayed

by Jack Black and John Cusack in High Fidelity—Music snobs who think only in terms of relevant song titles, who work in record stores and make fun of your purchases. But while Jerry in Lahaina, and Andrew, Twist and Jerry in Wailuku, do know way more than the average Joe about music, they won’t openly diss your selec-

tions. Not to your face, anyway. They’ve got access to the rarest of CDs, albums and videos that they’re only too happy to order for you. And when you ask them an obnoxious question like, “Uh, who sings that one song that goes like this?” they’ll probably know the answer—they just may not tell you right away that they know. ‘Cause they’re sick like that. But unlike the bigger record stores, they do actually care about your burgeoning audiophile needs. 10 N. Market, Wailuku, 244-9315; 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 6618855. [SC]

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Have no fear—a great location is up Main Street in front of the Bailey House.

There are always spaces, no time limit and it’s only a short walk down the hill into town. Of course, that also means it’s a short walk up the hill back to your car, but hey, you could stand to lose a few pounds. [GT]

BEST AUTO MECHANIC THAT WON’T SCREW YOU

(TIE) Lahaina Foreign Car, Ed’s Auto and Kenny Cummings Having a loyal mechanic is sometimes more important than daily fiber intake. Fortunately for you, there were at least three mechanics who won your top vote, equally! Ed’s Auto Shop

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of Kahului won accolades when they moved their services part-time to the Paia Chevron. Hey, hippies have Maui cruisers, too, brah!

Lahaina Foreign Car is still a hidden bevy of activity behind Front Street on Luakini’s oneway. And Kenny Cummings is like Lahaina’s favorite uncle down the street who, if you are lucky enough to know him, might find time to tell you what’s really wrong with your ride and then fix it with the love and care befitting of a relative you actually like. The trick is finding him and buttering him up enough to take on your auto troubles—the Sly Mongoose might be a good place to start, but be prepared to throw some wooden nickels his way! Lahaina Foreign Car, 632 Luakini, Lahaina, 6618875; Ed’s Auto Shop at the Paia Chevron or 314 Hoohana St., Kahului, 893-0193. [SC]

BEST LIBRARY

Wailuku Public Library The Wailuku Public Library, located in downtown Wailuku, is everything a library should be.

A well lit, spacious and breezy building, the structure was designed by architect C.D. Dickey in the “Hawaiian Style” with high

BEST PLACE TO BUY A SURFBOARD Hi-Tech

When I’m done here, I’m going to Ernie’s Kwik Lube! ceilings and lots of windows to facilitate airflow. In 1950, the courtyard was enclosed and now houses the impressive Hawaii Pacific Reading Room. Perusing the shelves, I found titles like Maui Youth Adrift: A Study in Juvenile Delinquency on Maui (1942), Paia: Evolution of a Community and Ethnobotany of Hawaii. Those are just the titles I had checked out, but there are walls and walls of books, documents, historical texts and recordings that make for a fascinating afternoon of browsing. In addition to Hawaiiana, the Wailuku library has a formidable collection of periodicals, everything from Artnews to Workbench. In 1986, the

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library, which was the first in Maui County, was added to the National Register of Historic Places. 251 High Street, Wailuku, 243-5766. It’s open from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. weekdays except Thursday, when it’s open from 1 p.m. to 8 p.m. Don’t ask—it’s a library thing. [BS]

BEST PLACE TO BUY A DILDO Love Shack

You know how it is. You have needs and sometimes your loved one just isn’t around.

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tense and need to relieve the stress. Or you can’t sleep and know that orgasms are a natural tranquilizer. Or you have a craving for junk food or cigarettes and realize that sexual stimulation activates the production of a natural amphetamine that regulates your cravings. Or you have a headache or menstrual cramps and…

Okay, okay, you get the picture.

The very approachable Love Shack people will be happy to help you determine which dildo is right for you. Or if you already know if you prefer rubber to silicone, representational (penis-shaped) vs. non (smooth alien dick), girth vs. length, then Love Shack is still the happy place for you. Kihei Kalama Village, 875-0303. [SC]

I know this guy Chip who dreams of being a professional body surfer. He swears that Hi-Tech is the best place to go for his equipment.

Equipment, I asked him, for body surfing? He just shook his head, shaming me for my naiveté. Whatever equipment you are looking for, imaginary or otherwise, Hi-Tech has the best selection for all of your surf, skate and snowboard needs. For the last 22 years, owner Kim Ball and his staff have been involved in the community, sponsoring a dozen events each year. They work closely with Maui board shapers like Matt Kinoshita and Bob Olson to bring the best surfboards to their customers. They also sell some darn cute Da Kine bags and those little hula ladies that’ll shake their booty on your dashboard. 425 Kohea St., Kahului, 877-2111. [EG]

BEST SAFETY CHECK

Ernie’s Kwik Lube They’re quick, they’re reliable, they’re cheap—kind of like your high school boyfriend. And they’re convenient, too! Ernie’s Kwik Lube also offers a courtesy

shuttle for their Kihei customers. You know the drill— once a year, you take your car into an authorized service station or vehicle repair shop and wait with bated breath while they go down their check list: Driver’s License and current auto insurance?

Check. Properly operating turn signals and horn? Check.

Godawful aloha seat covers and cherry vanilla air freshener? Check and check! Other safety check contenders you voted for around Maui included TLC Automotive in Wailuku, Haiku’s Toma Garage, Lahainaluna 76 and “an HIV test.” Oh, good one— you’re always thinking, you Maui Time readers. 300 Ohukai Rd., #C-207, Kihei, 879-3643. [SC]

BEST PLACE TO GET A MASSAGE THAT ISN’T A BIG RESORT

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to excellent massage schools, there is no reason not to treat yourself to a weekly massage. Pacific Therapy and Wellness, with locations in Kihei and Wailuku, is an excellent place to get the body working optimally. The two state of the art facilities offer massage, physical therapy, and personal training. At the Wailuku location, I found a unique healing place to relax with a one of a kind, East-meets-West style massage, soothing music and calming aromatherapy. It was the ideal place to unwind, get back into the body and feel like myself again. 1816 Mill St., #104, Wailuku, 357-9335; 300 Ohukai Rd., #C112, Kihei, 3854867. [JG]

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Island Ink

Maui Time readers have voted Island Ink the best tattoo shop the second year in a row. The bohemian nature of its Paia location just makes you want to come in and get inked. But it’s their great customer service, clean shop and amazing group of cocky artists that make up the heart of this establishment. My sister’s four tattoos have been done here. They inked my dad’s largest body piece, too.

Now I may be a 33-year-old virgin when it comes to tattoos, but I’ve got big plans. My husband my protest, but full sleeves, big torso pieces and thigh tattoos are all part of the plan. Is it any wonder I’m saving my cherry for Island Ink? 100 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-9461. [JR]

BEST BOOKSTORE THAT ISN’T BORDERS

Waldenbooks (aka, Borders Express) Are you kidding? What about… oh, wait—there aren’t any other unused bookstores. I mean, on principle, there’s Old Lahaina Book Emporium, Friends of The Library in Kahului and Paperbacks Plus in Wailuku. But they’re all used bookstores so I guess you’re off the hook for voting for another big box store. Oh, well. Actually, Waldenbooks,

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Borders, Borders Express and Brentano’s bookstores are all part of Borders Group Inc. As of recently in Hawaii, all Waldenbooks are now doing business as Borders Express, which means they are really the same store as before but now also carry a few CDs and DVDs. How convenient. I suppose they sell coffee, too? Oh, shut up. 2435 Kaanapali Prkwy, 661-8672; Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-6172; Queen Ka’ahumanu Cntr, 871-6112; 291 Piikea Ave., Suite 122, Kihei, 875-6607. [SC]

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Who says journalistic research doesn’t hurt? To write this properly, I had to visit Paragon Salon’s aesthetician Carrie Jacobsen.

Somehow, I went from sporting the ‘70s look to a more minimalist Brazilian style in just 20 minutes. Not only that, but 10 minutes later she turned my freedom rock brows into rock star brows.

She’ll take care of any hair situation from side burns to bunny tails with a keen professionalism that keeps your modesty intact and the pain to a minimum. The results are fabulous—no razor burn, no stubble and skin smooth as suede. Carrie conquers it all with a swift but gentle hand.

I’m hooked. 1160 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-0141. [JR]

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For the largest selection of adult videos—not including your cousin Ed’s house—you have to check out Paradise Spice in Wailuku. They have so many videos to choose. It’s not just about girl-girl or girl-guy or guy-guy anymore, you know. I mean, you have to choose from dramatic porn with plots, films that are all sex with no plots, fetishists, transgender or educational! But you know it’s all about the titles,

An upscale men’s boutique, Tropo is a little shop located right in the heart of what once was “Macho-wow”, now metrosexu a l - f r i e n d l y, Makawao town.

So while your own metro-man is having his nails buffed at one of the salons, you can be his personal shopper at Tropo. They have the finest in quality men’s wear—you might even call it “couture.” And if you don’t mind all that time he’s been spending in front of the mirror lately, Tropo would be your best bet for finding select grooming products like shaving kits, moisturizers and skin-care cream. 3643 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 573-0356. [SC]

BEST PLACE TO BUYA BIKINI Maui Girl

So I’m hungover Saturday morning in Paia, and I need to get in the water badly, but don’t have a bathing suit. I make my way into Maui Girl, the pinnacle of bikini shops. Debbie Wilson has been designing and selling suits for years here, and her service is impeccable. She immediately told my haggard self about the mix and match tops and bottoms policy, which is so cool. In mere moments I had tried on five different bikinis and walked out the door wearing one of Debbie’s own designs. The ocean at Baldwin beach never looked so good. 12 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9266. [JR]

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Where else can you see 2,000 paper airplanes and a bunch of old photographs documenting the history of aviation on Maui? Located at the Maui Mall between the Christian bookstore and the Japanese travel agency, 877-8916. [AP]

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While other stores on Front Street come and go like the flocks of tourists who visit our shores, some like Maui Lifestyle continue to survive. Since 1992, this humble tourist shop has sold an array of aloha wear, board shorts, sunglasses, hats, handbags and even the semiinfamous Woody shirt. With lines like the ubiquitous “Get Lei’d” to “Nice Papayas,” who wouldn’t love to own or give away such a unique local novelty? Even Queer Eye guy Carson would approve of sending a “Show Me Your Rod” tee to distant relatives just to show how much you care.

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I love Brad. Have you seen those shirts that are in all those trendy chick clothing stores that say “I (heart) Brad”? Yeah, I think they’re talking about Brad Pitt but they should be talking about Brad, piercer extraordinaire, from Island Ink in Paia. Really, if you’re gonna get a big needle stabbed through your largest organ, Brad’s your man. We’re talking SKIN here, people! And for the ladies, or for guys who think female piercers might be gentler somehow, Island Ink’s Tammy will be happy to oblige with your new wannabe hole! Debra from Skin Deep in Lahaina was a close second, and she also has a wide selection of jewelry for all your pierced parts.

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BEST COMMUNITY ACTIVIST Nikhilananda

We had lots of good choices here. Lucienne de Naie of Maui Tomorrow, Dean Wong of the Maui AIDS Foundation and Lahaina Town Action Committee executive director Theo Morrison all earned multiple votes. But the clear winner was Nikhilananda of Huelo. He’s a longtime Green Party activist, organizer and, on the side, works as a substitute teacher.

He often speaks at public hearings dealing with water usage and land development.

He’s also run for office steadily over the last decade, never winning, but always standing for the left-wing, environmental crowd. And he writes lots of letters to The Maui News—so many that he’s written letters criticizing the way they edit other letters he’s written. Anyway, he’s a standup guy. [AP]

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BEST LOCAL ELECTED OFFICIAL Jo Anne Johnson

She’s sat on the Maui County Council representing West Maui since 2000. In her first term, this Republican called for moratorium on development, an end to fluoridation of water and a ban on exhibiting dolphins. The first two remain, but in 2003 Johnson succeeded in getting the Maui County Council to ban the capture and containment of dolphins. She is unabashedly slow-growth, having voted against Smith Development’s “fast-tracked” Pu’unoa Village, which promised to bring far more traffic to West Maui than affordable housing. She’s voted against Seibu’s plans to develop Makena into a Wailea-sized resort. And she’s even denounced people who don’t farm but live in the agricultural lands of Laniupoko. Let’s see, have I missed anything… oh,

and she opposes building a breakwater at Ma’alaea to allow harbor expansion. Yeah, that pretty much qualifies her as best local official. [AP]

BEST PLACE TO WATCH THE SUNSET Makena

Swim out as far as you can from the shores of Makena towards that setting sun before you. Catch your breath and then dive down until you find yourself floating peacefully in 30 feet of deep blue, fully enveloped in the whale songs that fill these waters. Gazing up from the depths, you’ll be able to see that sun refracting through one point in the water.

Push off the bottom and swim as fast to the surface as possible, all dolphin-like. When you hit the critical point of exploding through the water as the sun is wading in, notice the million bursting droplets of silent light that cascade around you and give thanks for this blessed place—while it still lasts. [KBL]

BEST PLACE TO WATCH THE SUNRISE Hana

The night before Thanksgiving, I camped at Kipahulu with a friend and the sunset marvelously illuminated the Big Island. I didn’t think I could get a better view than that, but that morning I awoke up to a magnificent sunrise.

The sun inched its way out of the ocean, painting the sky orange, red, and purple. The clouds on the horizon took fire, showing off their divine design. The sun took its place in the morning sky and I swam in the pools, giving thanks on my best Thanksgiving Day ever. [JG]

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active member of the community, has been on the force for years and likes to change his hair color every so often just to keep us on our toes.

Comfortingly, there were actually quite a few recurring officers’ names on your ballots: Paul from Upcountry, Officers Josh and Lester from Kihei, a couple votes for the Chief, and the ever popular “the one that leaves me alone.” We salute you, Maui’s Men in Blue! [SC]

BEST REASON TO WATCH AKAKU PUBLIC ACCESS TV

The Hemowai Brothers Public Access television was made for shows like this. Filmed on Molokai, the show is basically two local guys who drive around and tell Haole

where to get off, often in the crudest possible way.

Periodically through the episodes, the guys will show various sayings like “Aloha Means Goodbye” and “No Move to Hawaii!” over beautiful shots of the sunset. But these guys are sharp. They spend as much time making a case for just land reparations as they do cursing Haole and flipping off the camera. “We’re trying to be the best haole we can be,” one brother observes of the

Hawaiian people. “That trips me out. We gotta change that.” Of course, sometimes they get off topic—you’re not going to find this exchange on your network or cable channels: Brother who looks like Fred Durst: “The Lakers represent America. Only in America can you have [an alleged] rapist as your leading scorer.”

Brother who doesn’t: “You were just telling me earlier that Kobe [Bryant] was set up!”

favorite places on Maui, and it is conveniently located just at the edge of town. It’s a really easy walk along the tourist circuit, keeping to the paved trail that winds down to the taro patches by the stream and up to the little house at the viewpoint. Most tourists seem content keeping to this path, watching locals jump off the bridge, taking pictures of the Needle and educating Iao Valley themselves about Hawaiian Iao Valley is one of my history by the informative signs. But the best part is cruising through the jungle, smelling ginger blooms, eating guava and climbing trees.

And a dip in the cold stream is the ideal place to recharge your batteries. [JG]

But the best thing is that you can watch these two knuckleheads just about anytime you want. Just go to search www.akaku.org, through programming for any of the three Hemowai episodes, then schedule it to air on Channel 54 at the most convenient time for you. [AP]

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The first time I met Representative Kaho’ohalahala (D, 13th District) was at an October, 2003 lecture on the problems posed by cruise ships. On the mainland, such a meeting wouldn’t have attracted a city council aide.

But he—and a couple other county and state officials—came

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attend a hearing soon. [AP]

BEST WATERFALL Seven Sacred Pools

true.) So the Page 3 pictures [of attractive bikini girls] are really to satisfy the male-oriented half of our audience. At least it gets them to pick up a copy and open it—something that they might not normally do.”—from a July 15, 2004 Maui Weekly editorial by Publisher/Editor in Chief Joseph Sugarman. [AP]

They look a little small to wear steel claws in the pit of death, but they are pretty friendly. One time they came within a few feet of me, and I was eating chicken at the time. Located at the corner of Main and High streets in Wailuku. [AP]

another Mai Tai. Now that’s Maui, and soon, it will be Makena, too. That is, if the Maui County Council bows to the mighty Seibu Railway Corporation of Tokyo, which owns the land across the beach. Surprisingly, Maui Weekly—half of which is owned by Everett Dowling, who’s made no secret of his intentions to get into the Makena development action—hasn’t written any pro-resort articles and editorials in a while. Don’t let that lull you into complacency! [AP]

Seven Sacred Pools?

Who filled this out? Tourists?

Come on, Maui, you know better. Why pay for parking only to share a few overcrowded pools when there are a hundred waterfalls on the way there that are better and free? Did the port-o-toilets factor into this? Have you been in them? They’re nasty.

Wouldn’t you rather go to a waterfall where you could maybe enjoy a little peace Makena Resort Honoli’i Park and solitude, possibly get This one was easy, This little Wailuku naked and play? Maui’s true even for you people. What’s park sits across the street “best waterfall” will today not to fear about putting a Maui Time from the state and county Awww, you shouldn’t remain nameless to protect administration build- massive resort with a bunch of have. Oh wait, you didn’t—this its serenity and love-making homes and big-ass golf course ings. It’s rather is an Editor’s Pick. potential. But for those of you small, with a just across the street from Anyway, I’d just afraid to “drop anchor” in Makena Beach?

I mean, sure few trees and like to take the your own private bush, there’s n o t - r e a l l y - it’s all serene and wooded in time to thank a johnny-on-the-spot waiting there now, but hey—Maui’s comfortable winding, steep hill in the rain for you at Mile Marker 42. [TF] the little peodeveloping!

People don’t want stone benches. with a 10-pound pack on the ple who made remote beaches, they want But it’s also way back. More likely, it was this all possible: home to at least half a dozen swimming pool bars, watermy inability to stop yelling Tommy, Jen, me. slides, activities kiosks and wild chickens, some of which “Fire!” in the middle of night Okay, mostly me. Oh, thank are colorful enough to bring guys walking around in polo while we were sleeping, but me. It was my pleasure. [AP] shirts asking if you’d like home a ribbon from the Fair. whatever. Seriously, the hike Paia Skate Park There was no clearthrough Halekala Crater is challenging but, for most normal cut winner for this entry, but folk, spectacular and quite it doesn’t take an urban planworth the trip—you won’t see ning genius to realize that the or experience anything like it! Paia Skate Park is one of the Haleakala National Park, 572- best public projects out there.

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by. After the lecture, someone in the audience asked “Sol” what he thought of the talk.

“Do we want to accept all of the consequences of tourism?” he asked before highlighting the environmental trouble cruise ships bring. “People don’t link these issues to tourism… We need to.” He represents Molokai, Lanai, Kaho’olawe, Molokini, Haiku, Pauwela, Ulumalu, Huelo, Keanae, Wailua, Nahiku, Hana, Hokuula, Hamoa, Puuiki, Haou, Muolea, Kipahulu and Kaupo.

Residents in those places are quite fortunate. [AP]

BEST HIKE THAT WILL WORK YOU Haleakala

Yeah, it’s a beautiful hike all right. And anything that’s worth having is worth working for, right?

Unfortunately for my relationship at the time, the 11-mile, two-day hike through 10,000foot Haleakala Crater was just about the beginning of the end.

Maybe it was the three miles of slippery downhill sand carrying a 20-pound pack of snacks and liquor. Or the staggering for hours across a never-ending moonscape-like expanse with abysmal pits and caves, extreme temperature fluctuations and an occasional odd nene or two. Maybe it was the two-mile vertical on a muddy,

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BEST PLACE TO GET I think there’s a Portugese man-o-war MARRIED The beach

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Oh, the romance of the beach: The mystical ocean and waves, strolling hand in hand in the sand, watching sunsets on beach blankets with your lover.

Obviously there are plenty Maui Time romantics out there because the beach got the votes on this ballot. If you’re going to go all out and get married, why not take it to the beach? Maui’s got lots of great beaches and coastline to choose from that can accommodate a wedding party from two to 200. Who knows, maybe all your guests can breathe the love in the air and make a love connection of their own. Beaches located island wide for your wedding convenience. [JR]

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BEST GOLF COURSE BEST NUDE BEACH BEST PLACE TO Kapalua THAT ISN’T LITTLE SPEND THE FOURTH Oh, the rolling slopes, the magnificent views, the BEACH OF JULY drunken golf cart meanderings… uh, no, I’ve never played a game of golf in my life. But you, the readers, have and expertly voted that Kapalua has the best golf courses Maui has to offer.

Experts? Right. I mean, you’ve seen one golf course, you’ve seen ‘em all! There’s a bunch of holes—what, like 18 or so?—some obstacles, like a big sand pit and a random lake or two, some hills, a sharp turn here and there, and the most well-manicured greens. Wailea’s a close second. The Bay Course, 300 Kapalua Dr., 669-8820; The Village Course, 2000 Village Rd., 669-8835; The Plantation Course, 2000 Plantation Club Dr., 669-8877. [SC]

Here we use the term “best” pretty loosely, since it’s also the only nude beach we’ve found that isn’t Little Beach.

The beach is in Paia—big surprise there— between the main Baldwin Beach parking lot and the new Paia Skate Park, concealed from the highway by open space and sugar cane. It’s surprisingly easy to get to—if you park in the Baldwin Beach lot, just walk south along the shore until you find it—park over by the skate park, head north. Now keep in mind this place is very small and not all that private—on weekends, a lot of locals like to pitch tents and camp about a dozen yards away. Then again, you don’t have to scale any lava cliffs to get to it. [GT]

Lahaina

The only reason you people voted for Lahaina is because of the fireworks show.

Well, that’s a pretty good reason, though anyone who’s seen the fireworks shows at Disneyland or the Statue of Liberty or the Tulahoma County State Fair knows Lahaina doesn’t exactly light up the sky. But it’s a decent show and the kids love it. And isn’t that what the Fourth of July is all about? Of course not. The Fourth is about grilling dogs and getting smashed and raising hell. It’s the Fourth for chrissake! It’s America’s birthday!

What do you think all those old white guys in wigs were talking about 200 some odd years ago, anyway?

In conclusion, Freedom equals good, brutal totalitarian dictatorships equals bad. Happy Fourth! [AP]

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BEST BEACH PARK Kamaole III

What, are you guys nuts? This beach won last year. Then-Maui Time writer Ian Houston even called it his favorite place for “checking out weird man boobs.”

Yeah, young Ian had problems. I think he ended up getting deported or something. Anyway, Kamaole III in Kihei is an okay beach—it’s big, with lots of grass and lots more people. But on an island that has Ho’okipa, Ka’anapali, Baldwin, Makena, Launiupoko and Wailea, why you people go with Kamaole III is beyond me. Maui is nothing but gorgeous postcard beaches! And we’re not even talking about Napili Bay, the red sand beach in Hana, Palauea Beach, D.T. Fleming Beach, or Airport Beach. But if you like big crowded beaches next to major highways, so be it. [AP]

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Yup, this quiet hidden stretch of sand south of Wailea between the Makena Surf and Five Graves offers the best Bocce Ball opportunities.

The water has carved small coves in the shore, making for interesting terrain. The place is beautiful and, as an added bonus, there aren’t a lot of people around. That’s really nice because you don’t want to throw the pill and hit some little kid. [AP]

Newsflash: Speedo’s went out with the ‘70s. Actually, they weren’t even cool back then, but people had lower standards when it came to style. Yeah, size might matter, but for the love of God, not everyone wants to see yours. Didn’t your daddy ever tell you to put a bun around that burger? Do us all a favor and cover… it… up.

Go buy yourself some board shorts and leave the speedos for when you dance in front of your mirror at home. That, or take it to Little Beach, friend. [EG]

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I’m sure the Sports Page is a better place than most to watch Monday Night Football. But, I’ve got to ask— why would anyone waste an afternoon in paradise inside a sports bar? First of all, it starts at 3 p.m., which is prime beach time. It’s a lot better to be surfing or hiking through the jungle.

And Monday Night Football attracts too many dudes. Take a girl on a date or support local music if you have to go out on Monday night. Then there’s the fact that NFL players get paid millions of dollars to live out their dreams. More people ought to be creating their own lives and living out their dreams, and Maui is a great place to do it. Living vicariously through pro sports and talking trash in a bar won’t make it

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Forget the health benefits of exercise. Forget the reverence to Hawaiian culture you pay when you continue the tradition of outrigger canoe paddling.

Forget the sense of community you get from joining any one of the many fabulous canoe clubs around the island. All those wet, glistening muscles working in unison in the sun? All that sweaty, gasping determination in the unending quest for victory? Yeah, team sports, baby!

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No one knows about this place. NO ONE. Okay, maybe lots of people. But it is a sweet spot. Just park your car at the north end of the Pali, near Mile Marker 11 and jump in. But you have to make sure you swim out far if you want to see good sea life, like turtles and those weird fish with horns in their heads. [GT]

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Again, wrong answer.

How can anyone get lost in Hana? It’s set up like just about every other beach town on this rock, with a lower road

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Now Haiku—there’s a place Launiupoko Park No one really knows with roads designed to screw you up. I’ve gotten lost just why, but barbecuing at the looking at a map of Haiku. beach is a part of American culture. Maybe it’s There are so many twists and the way the turns through emerald green salty sea air gulches that it’s ridiculously mixes with the easy to loose any sense of burning coals, direction. Hey, don’t get me or perhaps wrong—getting lost in Haiku is people just get wonderful. The place is gorgiddy eating a hamgeous and serene. [AP] burger seconds after they’ve come out of the water. Who cares. But the small beach park at Launiupoko is the best place for grilling up meat Big Beach in front of the surf. The only The waves are big, the problem is that lots of peosand is soft and the water is ple know this, so get there clean. What more early on the weekends. [GT] do you want— Halle Berry in a thong holding your hand as you enter and exit the surf?

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

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CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food and drink with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877–9001. $ Aloha Grill - A large assortment of burgers with veggie styles and all the extras. Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893–0263. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Plus, a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8772400. $

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freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to “take five.” 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877–CUPS. $ Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Kahului, 893-0026.$

Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and island spices. 275 Kaahumanu Ave, Queen Kaahumanu Mall, Kahului, 871-7726. $

Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $

Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Also offer catering. 1900 Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave, Kahului, 877-3055. $

Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the kitchen sink burritos to quesadillas a la carte.

Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877–8707. $

Curry in a Hurry - Curry dishes that are delightful and delicious in alternative vegetarian eating. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-3328.$

Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunch with a Southern smokehouse twist. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $

Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $

Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous ‘50s cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. Breakfast, lunch or dinner any time of day. Omelettes, burgers, salads, you name it. 430 Kele St 873-5550. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall, Kahului, 8931628. $

Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Dish - The concept is simple. Every month, the owner and manager decide on a different “menu” of 14 entrees, of which you may select 12 to assemble in their kitchen. Sessions available Wed-Sat. 150 Hana Highway, Kahului, 8771414. $$ Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877–7461. $$ Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order a la carte or combo special with the freshest ingredients. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - Oasis of cozy European and fresh island fish cuisine in the midst of the industrial zone. Lunch, dinner, catering. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center, 871–6977. $$ International House of Pancakes - (IHOP)Open for breakfast, specialty pancakes, sandwiches, along with lunch and dinner entrees.

Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Specialty pizzas along with salads and sandwiches. Located inside of K-mart. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8711566. $ Koho Grill & Bar - Great food, great prices, along with friendly service. Breakfast, lunch and dinner—Open daily at 7 a.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave, Queen Kaahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take out. Open 9 a.m to 7 p.m. Mon through Sat. Sushi platters available. 52 Market Place, Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - This corporation is known all over the world for its tasty glazed doughnuts.

433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchilada and paella.

Cool, quaint bar. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873–0220. $$ Marco’s Grill Deli - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 8774486. $$ Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and

Sam Sushi - Located inside Wow-Wee Cafe with over 20 years of experience in the food industry.

Catering and party trays available. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 873-6400. $ Sandalwood Golf Course Restaurant - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. with daily special. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave, Kahului, 877-0121. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Fast food Chinese with great special. All entrees are served with rice or noodles. 70 E Kaaumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - “A Taste of Philadelphia” with real Philly cheesesteak, pan fried trout, vegetarian meatloaf. Open for breakfast. 197 North Market Street, Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave, Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui, conveyor-belt sushi. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $ Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, homemade cornbeef, sashimi, tossed salads. Catering and banquet facility. Happy Valley, Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees, Bento boxes, noodles and fish. Featuring DJ and Karaoke, open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku 249-0052. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

oxygen bars. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

and spectacular ocean views. Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-7831. $$$

SOUTH MAUI

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, fried deep tempura style or grilled. Great food at great prices. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. Try their homemade Tiramisu! 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open MonSat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner, burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods, deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Home of the Rat Pack Bar. Pizzas, Pastas or Italian Specialties created with love & a little attitude. $10 wines and kids eat free on Monday & Saturday. Fuhgeddaboudit! 1945 S Kihei Rd., 875–0188. $$ Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce. Open daily. 1215 S Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875–1007. $$ Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891–8010. $ Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879–7677. $$$ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891–8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings and Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243–2206. $$

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 2448844. $$

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended.

Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S Kihei Rd., 874–4041. $$

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874--1111.$$

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest hawaiian shave ice, a full service coffee kiosk, fruit smoothies, shakes 2439 South Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 2411 S. Kihei Road, Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $

Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879–2224. $$$

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874–1131. $

Cafe Del Sol - Open for breakfast and lunch. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sandwiches and fresh fish, daily special.

3620 Baldwin Ave, Makowa 572-4877. $

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879–7224. $$$

Cevoli’s Motorcycle Cafe - A bistro with pizza, pasta, ribs, fresh island fish, deli sandwiches, nightly entree. 1280 S Kihei Rd. Azeka Plaza, 874-8377. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food.

Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu.

Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner with omelets, burgers, salads. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600.

Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879–2607. $$

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi, open 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizer and “food for gringos,” too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. Also a Hawaiian menu, kava kava, sushi and

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open air tropical setting

Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875–7679. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night special. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 879–0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875–7555. $$$ Sea Watch - Hawaii regional cuisine utilizing the freshest island fish and produce. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m to 3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Beef, pork, or seafood, and veggies.

Open lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30--9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd. #120, Kihei, 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

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Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right!

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $

Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily special. 1279 S Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu and Teriyaki all available.

3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572–7241. $

South Shore Tiki Lounge- Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874–6444. $

Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Tony Roma’s - Famous for ribs, barbequed chicken and onion ring loaf, along with daily special. 1819 S Kihei Road, 875-1104. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 8752088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific Cusine with a blend of Louisiana Cajin, and tropical flare. Open 5-10 pm. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream.

Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go!

90 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8340. $ Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe O’Lei - Featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch, delicious salads, focaccia sandwiches. 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Makawao Paniolo Courtyard, 573-9065. $$

Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572–0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940’s style city bistro atmosphere serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–8030. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

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Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $

A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes and cookies. Lahaina Center, 667–0623. $

Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, fried deep tempura style or grilled. Great food great prices. 844 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572–2666. $

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579–8448. $$$

Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square, 5732998. $

Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799144. $$

Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia, 579–8844. $$ Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$

Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily special. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579–8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–9999. $

The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily special.

Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ K

Lunch Special (12:00-2:00) Chicken Karaage...$5.99 Saba Miso...$6.99 Served with egg, pickles, rice & salad

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Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669–6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience, stay for the delightful dining experience.

2780 Kekaa Dr., Kaanapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Overlooking Lahaina Town, with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.- 2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere.

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches.

839 Front St., Lahaina, 661–9491. $$ Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661–7600. $$ K Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661–0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, pasta.

Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. Mexican food beyond the border. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting.

Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies and more! Open daily. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaanapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, along with Island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and Margarita bar. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai.

Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908. $ K David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667–5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight.

4310 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi—great steamers! Open nightly with live entertainment. Half off Sushi Sundays. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina, 662-8780. $$ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesian sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific islands. 505 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience.

Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.!

4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with

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Ashley’s

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pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina.

Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.

174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661–8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love All— Serve All. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7400. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here. Old Lahaina Center, 667–7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lovers delight. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 667–6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661–8422. $$$ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, lounge ambience.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661–9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661–4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi.

Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro.”

Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-4495. $$ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667–2288. $$$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665–6262. $

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizer, traditional and specialty Mexican food with full bar.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–4666. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Open 7 days a week. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

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Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef.

Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 pm 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - This fine dinning restaurant has mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30p.m.10p.m.4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy. Kahana 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Kaanapali, 661–3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawaii`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669–6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallagher. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669–1500. $$ Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasto serves two. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3538. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 840 Wainee Street 661-8883 Lahaina (and Napili). $

Take Sushi - Open late night for late night sushi lovers. Full menu and daily special. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat special and merry atmosphere, large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7758. $

Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Breakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Mr. Sub Sandwiches - Speciality sandwiches made to order, with salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667–2814. $

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace, 662–0890. $

Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” Westin, Kaanapali, 667–2525. $$$

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Family selections of healthy cuisine. Poolside. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

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Pizza Paradiso - Voted “Best Pizza on Maui” since 1998. Award-winning pasta dishes, toss-to-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; $

Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, with an extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$

Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper Mahi Mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

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Pita City Falafel - Greek food with kabobs, Shawarma, Gyros, juice bar. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7757. $

Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar, nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-1929. $$ K

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizer, sandwiches and more.

Maui Marriott, Kaanapali, 667–1200 ext. 51. $$

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Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York Style Pizza, Calzones, and Hot & Cold Heros. Open 7 Days.

Delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, Lahaina, 661-6773. $

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY

Multi-Culti Stoners Harold & Kumar bring on high times school student who ironically doesn’t give a rat’s Dude, Where’s My White Castle? could ass about being a doctor like his dad, and who easily have been the title for this pothas no insecurities around girls. It’s this duality infused comic buddy movie by director of complementing personality traits that Cho Danny Leiner (Dude, Where’s My Car?). and Penn riff off of with a complex chemistry The amiable film is groundbreaking for its that works like a sharp knife on warm bread. fresh depiction of Asian American and Upon hitting the road Indian American on their sacred mission, youth culture with Harold and Kumar discharacters that rescover that a former onate in an immeWhite Castle has been diate way that taken over by an inferior Hollywood films Rated R / 88 mins. chain of fast food, but seldom promote. they are willing to make Corporate daythe 40-mile trip to the next White Castle to quell slave Harold (John Cho—American Pie) their nagging hunger. But a toll-booth mishap and his med school roommate Kumar (Kal causes Harold to toss their weed out of the car, Penn—Malibu’s Most Wanted) are a couple and Kumar insists on stopping by Princeton of regular guys with a serious case of Friday University to score another bag of the herbal night munchies that dispatch them on a refreshment. The boys not only obtain a huge wild New Jersey journey in search of White bag of pot from a campus retro hippie, but also Castle hamburgers. Our fearless heroes sufmeet a couple of college girls they think are fer all manners of mischievous goofball incredibly hot until a shared bathroom experiexperiences on their quest for mass quantience gives the boys too much information about ties of the only burger that can satisfy their the girl’s competitive potty habits. similarly demanding palates. You’ll laugh, Screenwriters Jon Hurwitz and Hayden you’ll laugh, and you’ll laugh—especially if Schlossberg escalate the maze of weird obstayou see the movie in the cannabiscles and comic episodes with a guffaw-inducing enhanced glaze that the filmmakers intend. incident involving a horribly ugly auto mechanHarold flips out on Kumar early in the ic nicknamed Freakshow (Christopher Meloni) movie when he discovers him clipping his and his all-too-beautiful wife. Freakshow respubes in front of a mirror in Harold’s cues the boys after they wreck their car, and room. It’s a funny and telling scene that take them back to his house where he offers to speaks volumes about the kind of candid fix their car while they sleep with his wife. ribald friendship the two main characters Yet it’s the introduction of horny-out-ofshare. John Cho and Kal Penn both have a control hitchhiker Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie spiky naturalism and rhythm that correHowser, M.D.), playing himself, as a party-boy lates with their good-hearted demeanors. has-been that puts a surreal glow over the Harold has a crush on a neighbor girl movie. Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (Paula Garces) who he sees frequently in his is, as its name implies, a take-no-prisoners building’s elevator, but is so shy that he can postmodern comedy that revels in stereotype only fantasize about ever speaking to her. bending and ill humor. MTW Kumar, on the other hand, is an ace med

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

★★★★★

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MOVIECAPSULES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CAFÉ & CINEMA Wednesday, August 4 No movie this week!

New This Week MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE - R - Political Thriller - Denzel Washington plays an American Gulf War vet whose strange dreams a decade after the war ended lead him to believe he and his squad were kidnapped and brainwashed as part of some conspiracy to take over the U.S. government. Hey, wait, that sounds familiar. Oh yeah, it was this other movie called… The Manchurian Candidate, starring Frank Sinatra and that woman from Murder, She Wrote. I loved that film. You people suck. Also starring Liev Schreiber and Meryl Streep.

THUNDERBIRDS - PG - Action/Adventure - What is this, the season of unwanted remakes? How dare someone remake one of my favorite cartoons ever, with Liono and Snarf battling that evil mummy Mum-Ra… oh, wait, that was Thundercats. Oh yeah, Thunderbirds—that really, really long miniseries on that priest who gets it on that starred that guy who just came out of the closet. What was his name… Richard Crenna? Richard Harris? Richard Chamberlain! Yeah, why would someone want to…

That was The Thornbirds? Oh. So what was the Thunderbirds? Some British 1960s puppet show where these guys flew around in bitchen spaceships and rescued people? Cool! Stars Bill Paxton, Ben Kingsley and a bunch of kids.

THE VILLAGE - PG - Drama/Romance/Science Fiction/Fantasy/Thriller - Geez, throw in “Comedy” and it’s a film for everybody! And I thought it was just the latest in creepy flicks by M. Night Shyamalan (see Sixth Sense, Signs). But I guess he covers that in the “Romance” portion of this movie. So The Village is about a village (hence the title) with a close-knit community (hence the “Drama”) who go through their normal routine, knowing that evil creatures reside in the surrounding forest (ahem, “Science Fiction-Thriller”). There is one town rebel, though, who ventures into the woods and pisses every one off (oh, that’s gotta be Joaquin Phoenix!). Also stars William Hurt, Sigourney Weaver and Adrien Brody.

Now Showing A CINDERELLA STORY - (PG) - Teen/Romantic Comedy - Another fable-filled fantasy about a super cute and really nice high school chick (Hilary Duff) who is tortured by her tacky stepmom and catty, low-self-esteem-compensating, jealous stepsisters, while she covets her online Prince Charming, the popular quarterback with the secret sensitive side.

Will he find the cell phone she left behind just before the clock strikes midnight?

ANCHORMAN - (PG) - Comedy - The pretty much always funny Will Ferrell plays Ron Burgandy, a know-nothing know-it-all TV news anchorman in San Diego who’s all comfy in his burgundy blazer and fullon 1970s moustache until a new, intelligent reporter—played by the lovely and talented Christina Applegate (Kelly Bundy, to you Married with Children fans)—threatens to take his job and kicking while in the act of jumping, we’re guessing the studio strayed a bit from Verne’s original storyline.

THE BOURNE SUPREMACY - (PG13) Action/Adventure - Think James Bond, but pissed off in a Fugitive kind of way. Jason Bourne (Matt Damon at his emotionally emptiest) is an exAmerican assassin who’s tired of killing foreign leaders and just wants to live with this German girlfriend (Franka Potente) in peace. But his former employer isn’t too keen on the retirement plans. Yeah, that was pretty much the first movie, Bourne Identity, but who cares. Also stars Brian Cox and Julia Stiles.

CAT WOMAN - (PG) - Action/Adventure - Halle Berry stars in the telling of the popular DC Comics anti-heroine of a lady in a tight, black, leather bodysuit. The story of Catwoman starts with a rather timid woman who, by twist of fate, is granted the amazing powers of the feline—self-cleaning and mouse-catching notwithstanding. She also encounters villains and villainesses (here, deli-

ciously portrayed by Sharon Stone), as well as a complicated love interest (hellooo, Benjamin Bratt!). But hey, let’s face it, this movie is all about the cat suit.

DE-LOVELY - (PG13) - Drama - A musical biopic on American songwriting legend Cole Porter (Kevin Kline).

A deeply paradoxical man—he loved his wife (Ashley Judd) very much, but engaged in more than a few homosexual affairs—Porter found the time to write classic after classic as though it were no more difficult than ordering lunch. More musical than many musicals, the movie also includes contemporary artists like Elvis Costello, Diana Krall, Sheryl Crow, Natalie Cole and others belting out Porter’s best hits their way.

DODGEBALL (PG13) - Ben Stiller (Zoolander) is the hilarious head of a big fitness palace that threatens to overtake a small local gym. Vince Vaughn (Swingers) leads a group of social misfits to battle the big evil corporate of narcissism in an epic game of, well, Dodgeball.

FAHRENHEIT 9/11 - (R) - Documentary - This is the one that has the right-wing neoconservative War on Terror types screaming. What, they can dish it out but not take it? Cowards. Anyway, Michael Moore—who in the past has brilliantly skewered Corporate America (Roger and Me) and the NRA (Bowling for Columbine)— shines a light on all the economic and political connections between the Bush and bin Laden clans.

HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE (PG13) - Comedy - A corporate dude (John Cho) and his medical school pal (Kal Penn) smoke a lot of pot one night and then decide to drive through late night New Jersey searching for White Castle hamburgers, which are these little square hamburgers they sell on the East Coast that are supposed to be really good but are, in fact, too small and bland to provide any real sustenance.

Anyhoo, hilarity ensues, which is unusual because the guy who played Doogie Howser co-stars as himself.

HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN - (PG) - Action/Adventure - Third in the Harry Potter dynasty of children’s books, this storyline evolves around Harry’s inability to tame the beast within him, as he goes on the run, not realizing that he is also being chased by a renegade wizard played by sexy master villain Gary Oldman (hello? Bram Stoker’s Dracula?).

I, ROBOT - (PG-13) - Science Fiction/Adventure - It’s got a bunch of twists, there’s religion, there’s even some Matrix-esque fighting and Will Smith has the classic one liners. Tons of Hollywood influence and special effects with the concept of man-made consciousness, or the idea that machines can have emotions. Wonder if the sequel will be called We, Robot?

Oh, there’s a hot girl in it, too.

I WILL SURVIVE - (Not Rated) - This film will make you laugh or cry or shrink down in your seat in fear--or perhaps all of the above. It’s a story about something that happened and the people that had to deal with it. But mainly, it’s a story about life—a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. You know, like this blurb.

KING ARTHUR - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Mix one part Braveheart with one part Pearl Harbor, stir in a few

handfuls of foolishness and sprinkle with stereotypical characters and you get this giant Jerry Bruckheimer “history” picture. It’s got a boatload of knights running around with plenty of swords and bows and arrows to keep the kiddies happy, but none of the pesky blood and gore that used to sluice down so many a medieval gutter. With Clive Owen and Keira Knightley.

THE NOTEBOOK - (PG13) - Drama/Romance Directed by Nick Cassavetes and based on the bestselling Nicolas Sparks novel of the same name, if the preview to this movie didn’t darn near choke you up, you probably should just forget about it. It’s a love story recollected by an older man (James Garner) and woman (Gena Rowlands) about a young couple (Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams) who were tragically separated. What happened to them? Go see the movie. But first, hand me a tissue, will ya?

RIDING GIANTS - (PG13) - Documentary - The complete breakdown on the hows, whys and all-important whos of big wave surfing—guys like Dave Kalama and Laird Hamilton who’ve made names for themselves towing behind jet skis into monster waves at places like Mavericks in California and our own Peahi (aka Jaws).

Helmed by Stacy Peralta of Dogtown and Z-Boys fame, the film has all the makings of a surf classic.

SHREK 2 - (PG) - Animation - This green ogre (Mike Meyers) marries this princess (Cameron Diaz) and live in swamp with their donkey friend (Eddie Murphy). The princess’ parents happen to be the King (John Cleese) and Queen (Julie Andrews) of Far Far Away and they’re pissed so the dad plots to have the ogre, Shrek, killed by Puss ‘n Boots (Antonio Banderas) so that the princess can be freed up to marry the Fairy Godmother’s son Prince Charming (Rupert Everett), who we all know doesn’t exist anyway so what is she thinking?!

SPIDERMAN 2 - (PG13) - Science-Fiction/Adventure Basically your classic superhero popcorn flick, but with way more style and substance than you normally find in the genre. Picking up where the first movie left off, Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) is racked with uncertainty over his job, secret life of costumed crime-fighting and inability to have a more or less normal relationship with Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst). It doesn’t help matters that he also has to put away the wretched but dangerous Dr. Octopus (Alfred Molina).

THE TERMINAL - (PG13) - Drama - Steven Spielberg directs Tom Hanks as some Eastern European guy who gets stranded in an airport terminal because his country ceases to exist. It’s a light-hearted film, which is odd considering it’s based on a true story about a guy who ended up killing himself because he couldn’t take spending weeks and weeks in a sterile prison listening to the words “United Flight 167 now boarding at Gate 32.

WHITE CHICKS - (PG) - Comedy/Crime - The deal is that the Wayans brothers play two African-American FBI agents who figure the only way to protect two young white hotel empire heiresses is to dress in drag and cake their faces with white makeup. Just remember that you were warned. MTW

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Castle Theater, 572-3456 - No movie this week!

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX

Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee A Cinderella Story - PG -Th (11:45, 2:10, 4:30), 7:15, 9:30, Fr,M-W (12:30, 2:45, 5), 7:15, 9:30 SaSu (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Anchorman - PG - Th (12:45, 3, 5:15), 7, 9:45, Fr,M-W (12, 2:15, 4:30), 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 De-Lovely - PG-13 - Th, (1, 4), 7, 9:50, Fr,MW(1:15, 4:15), 7, 9:50 Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7, 9:50 Dodgeball - PG13 - Th, Sa-Su 7:40, 10, Fr, M-W (12:15, 2:30, 4:45), 7:20, 9:40 Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle - PG-13 - Fr, M-W (12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:15, 5, 5:30), 7:15, 7:45, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:15), 5, 5:30, 7:15,7:45, 9:30, 10 I, Robot - PG13 - Th (11:30, 1, 2:15, 3:45, 4:50), 7, 7:30, 9:45, 10:15, Fr, M-W (1,1:30,3:45,4:30), 7, 7:20, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (1, 1:30), 3:50, 4:30, 7, 7:20, 9:45, 10 I Will Survive - NR - Fr, M-W (11:30, 1:45, 4:10), 7:10, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:30, 1:45), 4:10, 7:10, 9:30 King Arthur - PG13 - Th (1, 4), 7, 9:45, Fr, M-W (12:30, 5:10), 9:55, Sa-Su (12:30), 5:10, 9:55 Notebook - PG13 - Th (1, 4), 7:15, 9:55, Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:45 Riding Giants - PG13 - Th. (11:45, 2:15, 4:45), 7:45, 10, Fr,M-W (3:10), 7:50, Sa-Su (3:10), 7:50 Shrek 2 - PG - Th (11:40, 2:20, 4:40), Fr, M-W (12:35, 2:50, 5), Sa-Su (12:35, 2:50), 5 Thunderbirds - PG - Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:45, 5), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 White Chicks - PG13 - Th (12, 2:30, 5),7:30, 10, Fr, M-W (1:10, 4:10), 7:10, 9:40, Sa-Su (1:10), 4:10, 7:10, 9:40

KA’AHUMANU 6

Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Bourne Supremacy - R - Daily (12, 2:25), 4:55, 7:35, 10:05 Cat Woman - PG13 - Th (12:15, 2:35), 5, 7:25, 9:55, Fr-W (1, 3:45), 7, 9:30 Fahrenheit 911 - R - Th only (1), 4:45, 7:20, 9:55 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - PG13 - Daily (1), 4:05 Manchurian Candidate-R-Fr-W(12:45), 4:15, 7:15, 10 Spiderman 2 - PG13 - Daily (1:15), 4:35, 7, 7:25, 9:45, 10:10 Terminal - PG13 - Th only (12:30), 4:15, 7:15, 10:05 Village - PG13- Fr-W (12:15, 2:40), 5, 7:30, 9:55

KUKUI MALL

1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Anchorman - (PG13) - Th only (3:45), 7:45, 9:45 Bourne Supermacy - PG13 - Th (3:30), 7:30, 9:50, Fr-W (1:45), 4:45, 7:45, 10 I, Robot - (PG13) - Th (3:15), 7:15, 9;45, Fr-W (1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Manchurian Candidate -R- Fr-W (1), 4:15, 7, 9:45 Spiderman 2 - Th (3), 7, 9:30, Fr-W (1:15), 4:15, 7:30, 10 Village - PG13- Fr-W (1:30), 5, 7:30, 9:50

FRONT STREET THEATERS

900 Front Street, 249–2222 A Cinderella Story - (PG) - Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:45), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:45, 7:30, 9:45 Bourne Supremacy - PG13 - Fr, M-W (1:30, 4:30), 7:30, 10:10, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 I, Robot - (PG13) - Fr, M-W (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Manchurian Candidate -R- Fr, M-W (1,4), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:45, Thunderbirds -R- Fr,M-W (1:45, 4:45), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:45, 7:30, 9:45

WHARF CINEMA CENTER

658 Front Street, 249–2222 A Cinderella Story - (PG) - Fr, M-W (1:30), Sa-Su (11:15, 1:30) Anchorman - PG13 - Th only (1:45, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45 Catwoman - PG13 - Th (2), 4:30, 7:30, 10, Fr, M-W 4:30, 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 Fahrenheit 9/11 - R - Th only (1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:55 Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle - R- Fr, M-W (1:45), 4, 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:30, 1:45), 4, 7, 9:30 Village - PG13 - Fr, M-W (2), 4:45, 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (11, 2), 4:45, 7:30, 10

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Come Experience The Shops & Restaurants Every Friday Night in July

WIN A FREE MP3 PLAYER Sign up to win four BLINK182 tickets plus a Limo Ride from Lahaina!

9pm-11pm $2 Miller Lite Bottles

• Bamboo Bar & Grill • Breakwall Cafe • The Feast at LeLe • Friends of Moku’ula • Gaby’s Pizzeria • Gallerie Hawaii • Goofy Foot Surf School • Hecocks Restaurant • I’O Restaurant • Lahaina Print Sellers • Lei Spa Maui • Maggie Coulombe • Maui To Go Arts & Crafts • Nancy Emerson School of Surfing • The Needlework Shop • Pacific’O Restaurant • Seaside Gems Maui • Whalers General Store

20+ Shops & Boutiques • 4 Oceanfront Restaurants • Polynesian Canoe Exhibits www.lahainashops.com • www.lahainarestaurants.com.

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MAPA Happenings “Pieces XXII”: Thursday, Saturday-Sunday, 7:30 p.m., at the Castle Theater “The Wizard of Oz”: Friday, 7:30 p.m., Saturday, 11 a.m., Sunday, 2 p.m.; Castle Theater Maui Academy of Performing Arts has been busy this summer! Not only are they presenting “Pieces XXII”—an annual dance concert featuring over 50 dancers, ages 10 to adult, and in such varying genres as classical, hiphop, jazz, modern, salsa and musical theater— but also, a youth production of “The Wizard of Oz,” replete with theatrical flying effects!

Whew—kids these days, I tell ya.

Tickets prices for both shows are $15 for adults, $13 for kids, with a special discount for MAPA members. Call the MACC box office at 242-7469. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Sam Campos

The Tyson Fight

Italian Hawaiian Myth Art

Friday, 3 p.m., Ale House in Kahului; Rusty Harpoon in Ka’anapali

Friday, 8 p.m. at Hapa’s

Friday, 6-9 p.m. at Piero Resta Studio Gallery (behind Chevron station on Hana Hwy.), Paia

Yeah, that big scary palooka with the gold teeth, little girl voice, rape conviction and that intriguing tattoo thing on his face otherwise known as Iron Mike Tyson has got himself another bout.

This time it’s with Danny Williams, whose 31 wins—26 of them knockouts—and just three losses show he’s no tomato can.

Though with a Tyson fight, you never can tell who’s going down—or who’s going to need surgical treatment. Both establishments will be charging covers—$5 for Ale House, $10 for the Harpoon—but they’ll also keep happy hour specials going until 6 p.m. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

THURSDAY

Russian Salsa

Giacomo Basolu is a young Italian painter with a particularly fascinating interpretation of Hawaiian creation myths (see painting on left). Since we’re on the island of Maui, of course, he illustrates exceptionally well the fantastic story of the demi-god, Maui, and his ancient exploits. He masterfully captures Maui’s fantastical prowess in a series of elaborate works. The show opens to the public on Friday and runs until August 5. [JOE GATTO]

ChaCha the night away at Hapa’s on Friday July 30 to benefit Russian orphans. The Salsa for Orphans Latin Dance Party Benefit has become the best regularly occuring salsa dancing party on the island and it is for a good cause. Doors open at 8 p.m. and the $10 cover gets you a free lesson at 8:30 and supports the kids.

There will be fantastic prize items like gift certificates, services (massage, facials, lessons, etc.), and CDs. Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo are performing live so the dance floor will definitely be caliente. Maui’s top dancers will put on an impeccable performance as well. [JOE GATTO]

Sucka Free Jam Friday, 10 p.m. at the Hard Rock Café It’s a night of independent hip-hop with another mega jam of Maui’s best underground MC’s and creative artists, like Desmond D., Lanika, HevBWyld, Assault Squad Rider and the Cafeteria’s Demune and The Mole, with Gomega as the live back-up band for the groove.

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Bansuri Maestro Saturday, 8 p.m. at Makawao Union Church

Canoe for Kerry Saturday, 9 a.m. at Hanakao’o “Canoe” Beach, Lahaina This is a fundraiser rally for competitive canoe paddler (and nonsmoker!), Kerry Workman, who was diagnosed with lung cancer last year. In addition to six-man canoes, the race is open to one- and two-man kayaks and canoes.

Cost to enter is $20 per paddler. Registration begins at 7 a.m.

For more info or to donate, call (808) 875-8964.

DAY

Bansuri is a bamboo flute used in North Indian classical music, and G.S. Sachdev is the master of it. Everyone from George Harrison and Ravi Shankar to the New York Times has sung his praises, inspiring such disturbingly seductive descriptions as this, from Alternatives Magazine: “Sachdev’s natural simplicity and crystal clarity transcends all boundaries of technique and form. He caresses your mind with the sweet voice of his flute, leading you into worlds of ultimate pleasure, beauty and peace.” Ultimate pleasure? Sweet…

The Who Wednesday, 7:30 p.m. at A&B Amphitheater, MACC Wow—we really do get to see one of the most important rock bands of our time! I mean, this is the band that performed at the Monterey Pop Festival in ’67, Woodstock in ’69 and Live Aid in ’85!

This is the band that used to smash their instruments at the end of every show! The Who!! They started all that rock star showboating. Well, I don’t know if we can expect that this time around, but I’m pretty sure we can expect stuff like “I Can’t Explain,” “Substitute,” “Who Are You,” “Behind Blue Eyes,” an acoustic version of “Naked Eye,” “You Better You Bet,” “My Generation,” “Pinball Wizard,” “See Me Feel Me,” and ahhh... “Magic Bus.” Call 242-SHOW.

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thursday7/29 BADA BING

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

saturday7/31

sunday8/01

Mesopotamia, Salsa No cover, 10pm

Kilohana No cover, 10pm

Closed

DJ Forest No cover, 9:45pm

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo $7, 9:45pm

DJ Boomshot No cover, 10pm

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CEVOLI’S

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

MON - Mark Esptein & Friends, Tue Jay Molina, & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa; WED - Soul Concepts w/Curtis Williams; All shows—No cover, 10pm WED - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

Marty Dread $5, 10pm

1280 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8377

CHARLEY’S

monday8/02 – wednesday8/04

Pono Players, Comedy Improv $15, 10pm

1945 S Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

BOCALINO

friday7/30

Lawai’a No cover, 10:30pm

El Niño, Latin Rock No cover, 8pm

Voodoo Suns $5, 9pm

MON - Kanoa from Gomega and Friends, No cover, 10:30pm-1am; WED - Sunn Lounge, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

Sonny B, Local Jams No cover, 10pm

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS

in advance, $22 the day of the show. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS

The Who - Wednesday. Their influence and the impact of their music is all around, even today, nearly 40 years later. The legendary band will be playing all the hits, including ”My Generation,” “Eminence Front” and ”Tommy’s Magic Bus,” just to name a few.

Tickets: $98-$78-$58. 7:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7649.

Jack Johnson - Aug 10. SOLD OUT! All-American surfer turned musician Jack Johnson has earned comparisons to Ben Harper for his spacious and simplistic acoustics and illuminating songwriting ability. With special guest Donovan Frankenreiter, along with a screening of A Broken Down Melody. Tickets: $36, $26. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Pennywise - Aug 12. Longtime gods of the Skate 'n' Surf crowd, their audience is expanding to include more of the mainstream fans. With their radio hit in "Alien," the masses will soon be body-slamming.

Tickets: $20. Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, 1-808-589-1999.

Bunny Wailer & Luciano - Aug 13. It’s a “Reggae Festival in Paradise!” with the legendary Bunny Wailer, an original member of Bob Marley and the Wailers, along with Luciano, Jamaican’s well-loved figurehead since the days of Bob Marley and Dennis Brown. Opening acts—Ekolu and Nuffsedd. Tickets: $35 advance, $40 day of show. 2:30-10 p.m., War Memorial Stadium, Wailuku, 270-7389.

Classic Car Show & Summer Sidewalk Sale Sat-Sun, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. at Lahaina Cannery Mall, Lahaina. The recently formed Maui Street Rodders Club will display 11 truly unique classic and antique cars. The show will be held inside of the mall. For info, call 661-5304.

TICKETS ON SALE 11th Annual Hawaii International Jazz Festival - Aug 6-7. Smooth jazz with internationally popular sax soloist Eric Marienthal, who has played with Chick Corea, among many others. Maui’s own Gyspy Pacific; Hawaii jazz with Keahi Conjugacion and a 17-piece swingtime big band with vocalist Melveen Leed. Tickets: $45-$20. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Swingtime In Hawaii - Aug 7. A 17-piece Big Band, along with Swing, Latin, and Blues tunes. Guest artists include Melveen Leed, Jimmy Borges, Gabe Baltazar, David Choy, Keahi Conjugacion, Owana Salazar, Henry Allen, Sam Ahia, Ginai, Andrea Young, and many more. Tickets: $47-$37-$22.

7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Alan Clement Live - Aug 8. Improvisational theatrical monologue combining comedy, satire and activism.

Alan Clements is a former Buddhist monk, war journalist, author, human rights activist, and performer of improvised comedic spoken word in a radical new genre of metaphysical entertainment. Tickets are $20

Back with the House & Funky Breaks

Wednesday, aug. 4 Special Guest

DJ Rainbo Resident DJs

Sal & Lucky Brown... spinning underground grooves, intelligent lighting, Live visuals by “Merkaba”

Blink-182 - Aug. 14. New school punk-pop trio.

Expect lots of sonic texture with irreverent and impassioned post-punk, alternating with moodier atmospheric pieces. Tickets: $35. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

UB40 - Aug 19. For the past two decades, UB40 have successfully combined pop and reggae music, making reggae more accessible to the average listener. Their hits include “Way You Do The Things You Do,” “Can’t Help Falling In Love With You,” “Red Red Wine,” “Rat In the Kitchen.” Tickets: $35 advance, $40 at door. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

George Winston - Aug 20. A Grammy Award winning solo pianist, who will take you on a musical journey from the Doors to the The Velveteen Rabbit.

Support the Maui Food Bank and bring non-perishable canned food! Tickets: $27-$22-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Wonder Of Elvis - August 28. A Tribute to the King of Rock & Roll. Mark Curran presents a retrospective of the career of Elvis Presley, from “Hound Dog” to “Jailhouse Rock.” Tickets: $26-$24-$22. 7:30 p.m, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. American Idols Live - Sept. 28-30. The top finalists from American Idols, including Hawaii’s own Jasmine Trias and Camille Velasco, along with many others. Tickets: $48.

7 p.m., Blaisdell Arena, Oahu, 1-877-750-4400.

music 9pm-1:30am Only $5

Uluwehi Guerrero “Heart to Heart” - Aug 28.

Maui born and raised Uluwehi Guerrero will be returning with his Halau Hula, Kauluokala with special guests performing beautiful traditional and contemporary Hawaiian music and hula. Along with arts & crafts, local food. Pre-show 5:30 p.m. Tickets $30-$23-$10.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

142 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-8085

David Sedaris - Nov 14. Best-selling author and humorist will read from his work, which is presented by UpWest Arts and Hawaii Public Radio. Tickets: $38-$35$30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

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THURSDAY, July 29 World's Largest Ice Cream Benefit - 5-8 p.m. at all Hawaii Cold Stone Creamery locations. A portion of all purchases made in Cold Stone Creamery stones during July will benefit Special Olympics of Hawaii. For info, call 875-8811.

FRIDAY, July 30 Salsa for Orphans Benefit – 8 p.m.-1:30 a.m. at Hapa’s Night Club, Kihei. A salsa party with all profits benefitting Russian orphans. Live music by Nat & Rio Ritmo, with performances by Maui’s best dancers.

Ages 18 & over welcome. Tickets: $10 advance, $15 at door. For info, call 891-0321.

SATURDAY, July 31 Family-Style Luau - 5:30-10 p.m., at the Post 3850 VFW Hall on Uluniu Street in Kihei. A traditional `ohana style luau will raise funds for Na Koa Kau I Ka Me Heu O Na Kupuna, a program which teaches Hawaiian spirituality, culture, tradition and protocol to young Hawaiians and others.

Bansuri Maestro - 8 p.m. at Makawao Union Church, Makawao. G.S. Sachdev is considered to be a master of the Bansuri, or bamboo flute, used often in Classical North Indian music. Tickets $15. For info, call 264-5205.

Maui's Only Baby Boomer Group - 4:30 p.m.

35th Woodstock anniversary and blue moon. Fun and games, potluck, with "the generation that rocked the world" or people who were born between 1945 to

1955, approxiamtely. For info, call 573-5313.

SUNDAY, AUG 1 Haleakala National Park Turns 88! - 12:30-5 p.m. at Kipahulu and summit areas. In celebration of its birthday, Haleakala National Park, in partnership with Hawaii Natural History Association and the Friends of Haleakalä, will hold a Take Pride in America volunteer event. For info, call 572-4487.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Steve Argenti, Tue-Fri 5:30-9 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - . Howard Ahia Thu-Sun, Damian, Mon How Phat, Wed. All Shows 7 - 9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thur, Fri,. Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, Tue, Ernest Puaa, Sun, Wed. Brian Haia, Mon All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m.

4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum and Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and don, Brian & Damien, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Th; Ernest Pua’a and & Kawika Lynn; Fr; Kawika Lum and Da Ukulele Boyz, Sat; Kawika Lum and Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

thursday7/29

friday7/30

saturday7/31

ERIK’S SEAFOOD & SUSHI 843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Old School w/DJ Twist 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Salsa Night w/ Dr. Nat 9 pm

Salsa 10pm

Open Mic Night, with Jim (of Deviltown), 10pm

Flava Zone 9pm

Teen Night 9pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Larry Council No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Twangers No cover, 9pm

Tom Cherry Band No cover, 9pm

Kenny Roberts No cover, 9pm

El Niño, No cover, 7pm

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Joel Gold, Wed; Thu, Darrin Lenett, Fri. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu, Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon,Tues Kapule Paoa, Sun, Albert Kaina, Wed All sets 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Sir Wilfred’s at Whalers Village - Maui West Side Jazz, featuring some Maui’s greatest musicians, 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Lahaina, 661-0202.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurant Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu, Mon, ; Greg di Piazza Fri,willie and Mario, Sat. Anastasia & Niles, Sun. All sets from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; 69pm Mon, Wed; Captain Billy Bones 6-8 pm; Tue; Ricardo Dioso 6-9 pm.,658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Blue Marlin Harbor Grill & Bar - Trevor Jones, Fri 2-4 p.m. Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo Fri, Sat 7 p.m.

Braddah Frances and Friends 6:30-9 p.m. Mon Special

THIS WEEK AT CHARLEY’S

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THUR • 7/29

EL NINO Latin, Rock, Oldies 8pm-11:30pm - No Cover FRI • 7/30 10:30pm-1:00am - No Cover

SAT • 7/31

VOODOO SUNS 9pm-MIDNIGHT - $5 Cover

SUN • 8/1

KAMA’AINA NITE

$1 OFF ALL DRINKS • 25% OFF PUPUS FREE POOL 9pm-1am - NO Cover MON • 8/2

KANOA from Gomega & Friends 10:30pm-1am - No Cover

WED • 8/4

SUNN LOUNGE

MON - Nuffsedd; TUE - Ultra Fab Tuesday, w/Fat Joe, 10pm; WED - Aloha Wed MON - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Mario, Fri - Sat, 2:30 -5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 2:30-5:30 p.m; 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

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Desmond D CD Release Party $7 adv/$12 door, 10pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

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sunday8/01

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9:30pm-1am - $5 Cover

Gina Martinelli, No cover, 6pm

MON-WED - Da-Haw-Y-ans, No cover, 6pm

Slack Key Guest Tue, Wed 7 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? – Mark Johnston; Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo Su, Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon.; all sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon -Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Fri, Tue, Wailea Nights, Barry Flanagan & Eric Gilliom, dinner and show. 8-10 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7-10 p.m., 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/Luis Diaz, Wed-Fri; guitar and vocals w/Brado, Sat; Brian Wittman Sun-Mon; Patrick Mayor, Tue All sets

from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, Wed, Thur, Sun 7-11 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m.

33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Ono Restaurant – David Choy every Friday 4-7 p.m.

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-5117.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz; 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Mark Johnston, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Gypsy guitar w/Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

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KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

monday8/02 – wednesday8/04

Karaoke, $5, 9:30pm

Wed - Karaoke, No cover, 9:30pm

Mark B & Mike F No cover, 10pm

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LIFE’S A BEACH

Reggae For Real No Cover, 9pm

Habanero’s No cover, 9pm

Joel Roper No cover, 9pm

Karaoke No cover, 9pm

Mon - Adam’s Open Jam, No cover; Tue - No information available; Wed - Crunch Pups, No cover, 8-11pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm

Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm N/A

N/A Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 891-8883

RESORT SHOWS

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500

Roy, Brian, & Damien Wed 7-9:30 p.m.

WEST MAUI

Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu & Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Scott Baird & Gretchen, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon & Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Tue, Thu, Sat, 6:30 p.m. at Spats Trattoria. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:309:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun-Tue; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Swan Court. The Blue Note Swing Orchestra, Dancing nightly to Swing.Tue,Th, Sat, 2 p.m.- 4 p.m.

Spats Night Shift, Dancing,to Contemporary, and top 40 hits Fri, Sun, Mon, Wed. 2 p.m. - 4 p.m.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri-Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Kapalua Indoor Amphitheater Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts. Every Tues 6:30 p.m.- 8:30 p.m. Tickets: $35 visitor and $25 kama`aina.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Colonnade Asian Noodle Cafe Benny Uyetake, Thu-Fri, Tue-Wed; Mitch Kepa, Sun-Mon both 6-9 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist, Sun-Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: Free hula show nightly 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30.

Ono Surf Bar & Grill: Live music nightly Sat-Mon Mitch Kep, Hawaiian Guitar & Vocal. Tue- Fri Benny Uyetake, guitar vocalist.

Maui Marriott 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200

Hula Grill: Comtemporary Hawaiian music in the Barefoot Bar. 3 -5 p.m. & 7- 9:30 p.m. Ernest Pua’a Wed-Fri,Kawika Lum Sat-Mon. Jarret Roback, Tue,

Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m.

Tropica: Tue- Sat, Live Music, 6 - 9pm. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue & Thu, and Wed& Sat 7- 9p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Live music by Lono, Thu; Brado Mamalias, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat-Sun; Bobby Krueger, Mon-Wed; all sets 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

ART Ronaldo Macedo Appearance - Fri, 6:30-9:30 p.m. at Lahaina Galleries, 828 Front Street. Drinks and pupus will be served. For info, call 661-6284.

KEIKI Judi A.M. Riley Book Signing - Sat, 11 a.m. at Borders Books, Kahului. Along with a reading from her latest chldren’s book, “When I Am Quiet On Maui,” she will display original artwork, as well as photographs of some of the animals who star in the book.

For info, call 877-6160.

LECTURES Island Life 101 - Sat, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. at the Maui Chamber of Commerce office, Kahului. Perfect for newcomers to get a short history of Hawaii, along with practical information about life on Maui. Fee: $39, or $70 per couple. For info, call 242-5459.

Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and

The Business of Agriculture - 12-1 p.m. at County

in a rare solo performance

Sat. July 31st, 8:00pm Makawao Union Church in the Sanctuary $15

Call 879-4322 or visit www.gssachdev.com for info Advance tix available at www.bansuri.net

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EAST MAUI Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211

Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111

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Wow-Wee Maui’s Kava Bar & Grill: Marty Dread Kava & BBQ Party. Every Sunday 5 p.m. - 8 p.m. All age welcome. 333 Dairy Road, Kahului, 873-7133.

New Sanctuary Activities - Tue, 7-8 p.m. in Kihei.

This event will include an introduction of the new staff members, along with planning site improvements, and volunteer opportunities, new education outreach and research programs. For info, call 879-2818.

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contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Dr.Nat

Available for private events, parties & weddings Solo/duets and with Pacificaribe (3-5 piece) playing Latin, Gypsy and Brazilian Jazz, Reggae, Contemporary Island Style or with Hot Tropical Latin/Brazilian dance band Rio Ritmo (6-9 piece) playing Salsa, Samba, Pop Latin

Call 572-9536 for booking orvisit website www.drnat.com

Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, Kahului. A brown bag workshop with Teena Rasmussen of Paradise Flower Farms, who will discuss the business aspects of a successful agriculture entrepreneurship.

Seating is limited, reservations are suggested. Free.

For info, call 873-8247.

POLITICAL Hawaiian Island Sanctuary Unveils Geodetic Marker - Fri, 10 a.m. at the Hawaiian Island Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, Kihei.

This ceremony will include a Global Positioning System demonstration and a student exercise. For info, all 8792818.

Kupuna Council Off Maui County - Sat, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. at the Ka’anapali Beach Hotel. This meeting will feature our Mayor Alan Arakawa as the keynote speaker to talk about his administration’s priorities as well as crucial issues impacting our community. For info, call 667-4068.

activities will immediately follow. Fee: $20 per paddler.

For info, call 283-8438.

22nd Annual Baldwin Basketball Backers Benefit - Sun, 7 a.m. at Waiehu Municipal Golf Course. This tournament is a two-person scramble.

Entry forms available at local pro shops. For info, call 877-7294.

Maui Hoops Basketball Clinic - Mon-Wed, 9 a.m.4 p.m. at Maui High School Gym. For girls, ages 12-18.

Cost: $65, pays for shirt and ball. For info, call 5721892.

STAGE “Pieces XXII” - Thu, 7:30-10 p.m. at Castle Theater, MACC. “Trip the Light Fantastic” with Maui’s premier dance concert, which brings together over 50 advanced dancers, ages 10 to adult, performing original choreography from ballet to hip hop. Tickets $15, $13 kids 12 & under. For info, call 242-SHOW.

Evening with Don Couch - Sun, 6-8 p.m. at Java Jazz. Candidate for Senate District 5. Pupus and light refreshments will be served. Admission is $25 per person. For info, call 667-0836.

“The Wizard Of Oz” - Fri-Sun, 7:30-9:30 p.m. at Castle Theater, MACC. Follow the yellow brick road as MAPA presents its all-youth production of this classic musical. Tickets $15, $13 kids 12 & under. For info, call 242-7469.

State Board Meeting - Tue, 5-6 p.m., at the 2050 Main Street Promenade Food Court, Wailuku. This meeting is for focusing on the State Board Meeting occurring on Oahu, and the upcoming training opportunities and promotion of the field of social work.

“Hair” - Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m. at the Historic Iao Theater.

Experience the ‘70s musical that introduced all issues of race, gender, politics and war. Presented by Maui OnStage. Tickets are $20 adults and $18 seniors ($22 and $20 at the door). For info, call 242-6969.

SPORTS Youth Basketball Tournament - Fri, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. at the Royal Lahaina Resort. This will be a international youth basketball tournament for grades 6-12, boys and girls, The games will be played at some of Maui's top facilities. For info, call (253) 591-5321.

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Benefit Race for Lung Cancer - Sat, 9 a.m. at Canoe Beach in Lahaina. Members of Maui's paddling clubs have rallied to support paddler Kerry Workman with a fund-raising 8-mile canoe race and celebration.

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sunday8/01

Merv Oana, No cover, 9pm

The Whillys, No cover, 9pm

Live Music No cover, 9pm

Service Industry Night, No cover, 9pm

MON - Monster Mondays, No cover; TUE - Tini Tuesdays, No cover; WED - Karaoke night w/Tyrone, No cover, 8-11pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 8:30pm

DJ Big Daddy Steve No cover, 8:30pm

DJ Tark, No cover, 8:30pm

MON - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 8:30pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Wailea Nights $15, 8pm

Wailea Nights, $15, 8pm

Celtic Tigers No cover, 7pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7pm; TUE - Kenny Roberts 8pm

No information available

No information available

No information available

LULU’S

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

NEPTUNES

1913 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-2555

ONO RESTAURANT

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-5117

Spice Night, DJ $5, 9:30pm

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

NuffSedd 10pm

Fine Vibes, Pono $5, 9:30pm

monday8/02 – wednesday8/04

Zacc Kekona $5, 9:30pm

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Voodoo Suns 10pm

Playboy Pajama Party

WED - Jazz Night w/David Choy, $5, 9pm

Rosco & Friends 10pm

MON - Komplex Kats, 10pm; TUE - Brian Cuomo, 10pm WED - Live Blues,10pm

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$3 GREEN BOTTLES $5 COVER / 10PM

ZACC KEKONA

$2 BUD & BUDLIGHT DRAFTS $3 GREEN BOTTLES $5 COVER / 10PM

WEDNESDAY 8/4 LIVE JAZZ with DAVID CHOY $5 COVER 9PM-12MID

SANDBAR & GRILL

89 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8742

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

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DJ Alf No cover, 9pm

All Star Jam Fest $5, 9pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

saturday7/31

sunday8/01

monday8/02 – wednesday8/04

No information available

Mon - North Shore Sextet, No cover, 9pm; Tue - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm Wed - Pool Tournament, No cover, 8pm

No information available

Mon - Open Jukebox Night, No cover

Crazy Fingers $5, 10pm

DJ Blast $10, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali - 667-4727

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

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STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

Mark Epstein & Friends $3, 9pm

Evolution with Jerry Caires, Jr $3, 9pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Whoa. I’m getting a tan just standing next to you. Putting out this much shine must really be straining the fusion reaction that is your heart. However, don’t shut it down. Those who can’t take the glow, the UV radiation, or the heat may back off for a bit (unconsciously spreading your notoriety even further) but trying to flip on the dimmer switch is like trying to stop a sneeze—definitely not a good idea. Keep on sparkling this week, sweetheart; those who can’t take it can just get the hell out of the way.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) The stakes just keep getting higher, don’t they? Keep breathing and maintaining your equilibrium as you climb to ever loftier heights. It’s dizzying and bewildering, but there’s no need to sabotage the process; you’ve got at least one trustworthy companion who’s going there with you—and who’s just as excited and freaked. If you really don’t want to do this, you don’t have to. You can always back out now, admit to yourself that not everyone is cut out to climb Everest. But the thing is, you are. To give up now would be such a waste. Take a break at the next base station for a while, before ascending further, if you must. But don’t climb down now.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Everyone focuses, frequently, on the dual nature of Geminis and Pisceans, but skips over that aspect of your personality. In some ways, you’re even more divided than those other, often wish-washy, signs, because your duality isn’t contained entirely within yourself. Libras have an extreme (almost psychotic at times) adaptability; you mold yourselves to fill in whatever’s missing from a situation, or more commonly, a relationship. One of the main questions every Libra has to answer, eventually, is which parts are essentially “you” and which can be swapped or sacrificed to facilitate a greater good. Take it seriously; this week you’ll be asked whether you want to give up or hang onto one of your favorite things, and you’ll have to live with your answer for a long time.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Your average Libra is so adaptable that she loses all sense of self when exposed to an extreme person or situation. You’re almost the exact opposite; you stand your ground even in the face of a natural disaster. You force others to either get used to you, or get lost. This kind of strength can cut both ways, however—and this week you’re likely to get slashed, because by being inflexible you’ll end up missing out on something (or someone) you actually really want. The kind of compromise being asked of you isn’t much of a concession, if you really think about it—so please at least do that.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You may be a fire sign, but I think you’re more like the embers left over once a roaring campfire has died down—especially this week, when your smolder is even hotter, but less flashy, than usual. In other words, it’s a good time to make the moves on that tragically frozen-hearted beauty you’ve been wondering about, the one who’d be scared off by a big crackling blaze, but might welcome the thawing warmth of your gentler glow.

Sometimes you may feel a bit outshined by those tempestuous Aries and your radiant Leo brethren. This week, you’ll have the chance to discover that being low-key is a strength and advantage, not the other way around.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Plants bloom to signal their receptivity. Birds dance and wave brilliant plumage. Butterflies generate long-distance pheromones, and cats put out a stink so fierce it has the whole neighborhood yowling. What’s your signal to the rest of the world that you’re feeling more open than you have in ages? This isn’t the time for subtlety; this kind of vulnerable approachability is so rare that it’d be a shame for interested parties to miss out because they didn’t notice. There are a number of horny suitors out there, dying to get into your pants, heart, or head (or any combination of those), so if you’re not getting what you want or need, it’s because your flowers aren’t big enough, your dance not wild enough, or your perfume too discreet, not because there’s no one interested.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) With the Full Moon illuminating your sign this week, you’re fucked. Forget flying under the radar as you’d planned; you’re pinned under a glaring spotlight of attention—one might even call it scrutiny. Don’t squirm.

You’ve mostly been on the up-and-up these last few months, so your minor transgressions won’t earn you too much guilt or punishment. Just don’t hope to get away with anything that’s not strictly by the book; you’ll get nailed. So doing things on the sly is out; that leaves doing them out in plain sight, which, when you think about it, can be just as fun (and in some cases, way naughtier).

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Emotional parasites abound this week, so beware. Limit your vulnerability by being a human cactus: utterly self-sufficient, low-maintenance, resilient, and slightly unapproachable. Those with kinder intentions, who you’d actually welcome into your life, will most likely be charmed, not daunted, by your prickliness, and are patient enough to wait until you’re feeling more receptive. As for the spiritual leeches, they give up quickly. The hungry little vampires can’t wait around to get to your sweet juju; they’ll run off in search of easier prey. In other words, you’ll know them when you see them—preferably walking swiftly in the other direction.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) No matter what happens, you seem to retain an enviable sense of humor, and a consequent ability to have fun. Even when dark and heavy shit goes down, you manage to see the funny side of it, or at least maintain your faith that there is a funny side that will eventually appear. Most of the rest of us have a hard time maintaining that ability to smile in the face of tragedy, despair or existential ennui. This week, look around for those who need the kind of uplift that only you can provide, then give it to them.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Be Kali this week. Destroy the old to make room for the new. There are only so many open slots in your life, and some of them are, quite frankly, currently held by people and time-eaters unworthy of the privilege. Cut them off. You have standards to uphold, after all. And even more importantly (and urgently), several Persons and/or Opportunities of Quality are clamoring outside the door to your life, awaiting entrance. Cull the crowds inside to make some space. Do it now; if you wait until next week your unwanted guests will have chained themselves to the furniture, and you’ll never be able to evict them.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Symbiosis is your keyword this week. Think of the squirrel, busily burying nuts for future consumption. It forgets about some, which ultimately sprout and become new sources of food for the rodent’s descendants, as well as benefiting the tree they came from. Or perhaps you’ll be more like the bird that gets fat picking parasites off the beast that could kill it, effortlessly, and might, if it weren’t so useful. There’s an enviable opportunity this week to generate a new—if not affectionate, at least mutually beneficial—arrangement this week (with your landlord, boss, or neighbor, most likely) that will dramatically improve your quality of life. Don’t miss it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) With those who’ve made the cut into your inner circle, you’re generous and nurturing to a fault. The rest of the unwashed masses, however, you can occasionally be a bit stingy with. This week, broaden your concept of who’s “family” to include at least a handful of folk who might otherwise miss out. Some of them will of course be ungrateful brats, totally undeserving of your kindness, as you suspected. But at least a couple will end up being so cool and sweet that you’ll wish you’d figured out how supremely wonderful they were ages ago, and wonder how you missed it before.

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