The McGill Tribune Vol. 02 Issue 17

The McGill Tribune Bruce Hicks: Up Close and Personal

by Brian Forsythe Todd

a ll b e in g a d m i n i s t e r e d b y d iffe re n t p e o ­

fo r th e first tim e h a s g o n e in to th e p u b

H icks:

This is the fir si in a series o f interviews with the Executive Com m ittee o f the Student's Society. Today’s victim is Bruce Hicks. Vice-President (Internal Affairs).

Tribune: Could yo u give us a thum b­ nail sketch o f r our life?

p le in d i f f e r e n t o ffic e s . 1 b e c a m e V ic e -

w h i c h h a s n ’t h a p p e n e d f o r q u i t e a f e w

p e r m a n e n t s t a f f w h i c h i n a w a y is d a n ­

C h a irm a n ,

y e a rs b e c a u se p re v io u s e x e c u tiv e s w e re

g e r o u s f o r s t u d e n t s b e c a u s e j u s t lik e in

u n d e r th e im p re ss io n th a t th ey n eed ed

d e a lin g w ith a d m in is tr a tio n , in d iv id u a ls

Hicks:

I w a s b o r n in A l b e r t a . P r i o r t o

M c G ill,

I w ent to

a s c h o o l in O t t a w a

S peakers

fo r th e

P ro g ram

B o a rd fo r 81-82.

T h a t ’s w h e r e 1 m e t t h e o t h e r B r u c e :

a ll

th e

rev en u e

th ey

c o u ld

g e t.

T h eir

have

T h is o r g a n iz a t i o n re lie s a lo t o n

a c ertain

id ea

about

w h ere

S tu ­

W illia m s. H e h a d ru n th e y e a r b e fo re fo r

p rio rities

V .P . (I n te r n a l) a g a in st

H ennesy

s i d e o f p r o g r a m m i n g , w h i c h t h e r e is a

to im p le m e n t th e ir id ea s th ro u g h

a n d h a d lo st by 35 v o tes. O v e r th e y e a r

n e e d fo r b u t 1 q u e s tio n th a t p rio rity . T h e

d e n ts ’ S o c ie ty e x e c u tiv e ra th e r th a n th e

K e ith

had

been

m ore

th e

p o litic a l

d e n ts ’ S o c ie ty s h o u ld b e g o in g . T h e y try S tu ­

w e b e c a m e v e r y g o o d f r ie n d s . It w a s his

o th e r th in g s w e h a v e trie d to a c c o m p lish

S t u d e n t e x e c u t i v e u t i l i z i n g t h e s t a f f . I t is

in te n tio n

t h r o u g h g e n e r a l b u d g e t i n g p r o c e d u r e is

a h u m a n t e n d e n c y a n d 1 d o n ’t f a u l t t h e m

o f ru n n in g fo r

c a l l e d A s h b u r y C o l l e g e . 1 d o n ’t k n o w i f

S tu d e n t

in s te a d o f lo o k in g a t w h a t w a s g iv e n last

f o r it. I t is a v e r y d i f f i c u l t r o l e w o r k i n g i n

you

say th a t m y p o litic a l c a re e r

o u r c o n c l u s i o n t h a t it is v e r y d i f f i c u l t f o r

year

an

s ta rte d th e re b u t 1 w as C h a ir m a n o f th e

o n e p e rs o n to try a n d c h a n g e th e sy ste m

am ount

a

d o n ’t t h i n k t h a t i t i s i n s u r m o u n t a b l e . I

B oard

a n d t h a t if y o u n e e d a s t r o n g t e a m , i d e a l ­

fo rm o f z ero -b a se b u d g e tin g w o rk in g on

th in k th a t e sp e c ia lly th is y e a r I c o u ld say

ly a n

t h e t i u m b e r o f p e o p l e i n v o lv e d in t h a t

th at

c lu b , w h ic h h as set a p re c e d e n t fo r fu ­

o n e s w h o a re g iv in g th e S o c ie ty a d ire c ­

c o u ld

o f S te w a rts th e re a n d

o rg a n iz in g

e v en ts.

M cG ill 1 v o w ed

W hen

a c t i v e in

1 cam e

to

n o t t o g e t i n v o l v e d in

p lan

S o c iety ).

P re sid e n t (o f

A fte r ta lk in g

e n tire c o u n cil th a t

it w a s

has th e sa m e

fo r S tu d e n ts ’ S o c iety

in t h e l o n g

and

try in g if n o t

to

a llo c a te

m o re

we

a

sim ila r

w orked

on

a d v is o ry cap a city to stu d e n ts b u t

th e

stu d e n ts

are

v ery

s tu d e n t affairs o r stu d e n t g o v e rn m e n t. I

t e r m . S o w e d e c id e d if w e r a n to g e th e r ,

tu re years.

tio n .

d e c id e d th a t th e o n ly th in g I w as g o in g

th e

even

Tribune: What about the accusation

Tribune: C ould yo u

t o d o w a s t o r u n a s p e a k e r ’s p r o g r a m s o

stro n g e r

in d iv id u a ls

I g o t in v o lv e d w ith th e P o litic a l S c ie n c e

w o u l d . S o t h a t ’s w h e n 1 d e c i d e d t o r u n

that it is the permanent sta ff who run the Students' Society and not the Executive Committee?

tw o

of

us

w o u ld

v o te

th a n

c re a te tw o

an

H a v in g g ro w n ­

f o r V i c e - P r e s i d e n t . It w a s n e v e r m y p l a n

u p in O t t a w a 1 k n e w a lo t o f t h e p e o p l e

to ru n f o r o ffice. I g u e s s y o u c o u ld sa y

th a t th e y

t h e r e s t is h i s t o r y .

S tu d e n ts ’ A s so c ia tio n .

c a m e to

w a n ted

to

b r i n g in. W h e n

M c G i l l it w a s t h e

T here w as

a

referen d u m

1

id ea l tim e .

ta k in g

p lace

t h a t y e a r a s w e ll a s tw o fe d e ra l e le c tio n s a n d a p ro v in c ia l e le c tio n . W e ra n a v ery e x p e n s i v e s p e a k e r ’s p r o g r a m

fo r th o se

T ribune: With your first term passed as

V.P. (Internal), how has your expe­ rience been with the job? Can you point out som e o f your achievements, maybe som e disappointments?

H icks: 1

years.

th in k

th e b ig g est d i s a p p o in t­

c le a rly

1

th e

suggest som e changes that could be made in the job o f Vice-President (Internal Affairs)? continued p. 8

Term Paper Research Workshops A nn e M acLennan

tak e n

th ro u g h

th e re fe re n ce se c tio n to

s h o w ju s t w h e re th e s e a re sh e lv e d , a fte r

T h e R e d p a th U n d e rg ra d u a te L ib ra ry

Tribune: So. how did you get involved

m e n t i s t h a t y o u r e a l l y c a n ’t a c c o m p l i s h

r e f e r e n c e s t a f f f e e l s t h a t it c a n s e r v e s t u ­

with the Student Society?

a lo t in a y e a r . S t u d e n t s ’ S o c i e t y in o r d e r

d e n ts

m et

t o d o t h in g s lik e p u b r e n o v a tio n s , y o u 'r e

w e ll a s t h e b o o k s s h e lv e d in t h e s ta c k s .

d o w n a t o p i c t h a t is m u c h t o o b r o a d t o c o v e r p r o p e r l y in a t e r m p a p e r .

H icks:

E arle

T ay lo r,

who

I had

b e tte r

by

p ro v id in g

serv ices,

p ro g ram ,

ta lk in g a b o u t a 3, 4, 5 y e a r p la n . E s p e ­

T h e te rm

a s k e d m e if I w a n t e d t o g e t i n v o l v e d in

c ia lly if y o u a r e t a l k i n g a m a j o r r e n o v a ­

key

th e P ro g ra m

tio n .

th r o u g h th e m az e o f re se a rc h to o ls th a t

w o rk in g

on

th e

s p e a k e r ’s

B o a rd w h ic h a t th a t tim e

w a s in a f o r m a t i v e s ta g e , t r y i n g t o b r i n g

H o w e v e r , i t ’s n o t a l l g r i m . 1 t h i n k t h a t

t o g e t h e r a ll t h e p r o g r a m m i n g a s p e c t s o f

i n o u r s h o r t t e r m i n o f f i c e w e ’v e a c c o m p ­

lea rn in g h o w to use th em .

A d v ic e

as

p a p e r r e s e a r c h w o r k s h o p is a

se rv ice

to

h e lp

g u id e

is g i v e n

H a n d o u ts

stu d e n ts

on

on

how

co rrect

to

n arro w

fo o tn o te

and

b ib lio g r a p h ic a l sty les a re d is tr ib u te d at th e

a re a v ailab le to th em .

w orkshops.

T hese

p rocedures

are

a ls o e x p la i n e d a t t h a t tim e .

T h e last set o f th e s e w o r k s h o p s w a s

t h e U n i v e r s i t y s u c h a s t h e s p e a k e r ’s p r o ­

lis h e d q u i t e a b it. W e s t a r t e d ’ S t u d e n t s ’

h e ld f r o m

g ra m , th e

S o c iety d o w n

s e r i e s w i l l b e g i v e n f r o m F e b r u a r y 14 t o

d u l e d f o r 1 p . m . . s o t h a t t h e y w ill fit i n t o

18. T h i s w o r k s h o p c a n

m o st lu n ch

R ed and

W h ite

R e v ie w a n d

t h e W i n t e r C a r n i v a l . A s it w a s t h e y w e r e

th e ro a d

to w ard s a ser­

v ic e -o rie n te d S tu d e n ts ’ S o c iety . M o n e y

Jan u ary

fin al p r e p a r a tio n

Cutbacks th e

fo r

of

g o v e rn m e n ta l

budget

c u ts

aro u n d

by stu d e n ts, m o st have tro u b le

u n iv e rsitie s

is

to ssed

h a s c o m e f o r a ll t h e s t u ­

F eb ru ary

w o rk sh o p s

are

sche­

b reak s. T h ey a re o n e h o u r

lo n g a n d w ell w o r t h th e tim e in v e s te d .

P ro fe sso rs c a n sc h e d u le a p p o in tm e n ts t o b r in g t h e ir c la s s e s t o a w o r k s h o p o f

S e p a r a te le c tu re s a r e g iv en fo r th e s o ­ ty. T h e tim e

issu e

be v iew ed as a

fo r th e e ssa y -w ritin g

b i n g e s in M a r c h .

by Peter Brawn W hen

The

18-21 a n d t h e f i n a l

c ia l sc ie n c e s a n d h u m a n itie s . A l t h o u g h

t h e i r o w n , a s l o n g a s it is a r r a n g e d w i t h

m uch

th e

of

th e

m ate ria l

co v ered

is

th e

referen ce lib ra ria n s

in a d v a n c e .

A

d e n t s o f t h e s c h o o l t o h e l p it o u t i n i t s

sa m e , e x a m p le s a re used fro m th ese p a r­

g ro u p o f stu d e n ts can a rra n g e to have

tim e

tic u la r field s to

th eir

of

founded

need.

T h is

in stitu tio n

w as

o n th e g ra n ite o f e d u c a tio n a l

m a k e th e

in fo rm a tio n

own

w o rk sh o p

at

a

c o n v en ien t

tim e a lso . S c ie n c e s tu d e n ts m a y o r g a n ­

m o r e re le v a n t to th e s tu d e n ts ’ re se a rc h .

d is tin g u is h in g fact fro m fictio n . T h e fact

e x c e ll e n c e a n d s h o u l d c o n t i n u e in t h a t

T h e w o rk s h o p s try to p o in t o u t a lte r­

ize a w o r k s h o p , b u t r e g u l a r l y s c h e d u l e d

is t h a t

a

v a l i a n t d i r e c t i o n . W h i l e it is t r u e m o n e y

n a tiv e s to th e s tu d e n ts w h o w o u ld n o r­

sc ien c e w o rk s h o p s w e re d is c o n tin u e d a

sm a ll m in o rity o f th e v o tin g p o p u la tio n

a n d p e rfo rm a n c e a re n o t d ire c tly re la t­

m ally w a n d e r d o w n

few y e a rs a g o d u e to lack o f in te rest.

a n d t h a t t h e i r v o i c e is n o t a l l p o w e r f u l a s

ed , th e p re se n c e o f fu n d s a llo w s fo r a

p ick

th eir

T h e w o rk s h o p s p ro v id e g u id elin es to

th ey

m o re

e n v iro n ­

e ssa y to p ic . P e r io d ic a ls a re sp e c ifica lly

d ev elo p in g research tec h n iq u es fo r u n ­

n a te ly , d e m o n s t r a t i o n s in Q u e b e c C ity

m en t. S in c e w e h a v e d e te rm in e d th a t th e

fo cu ssed u p o n as a n in fre q u e n tly u sed ,

d e r g r a d u a te stu d e n ts . Y o u m a y sig n u p

w ill p r o b a b l y

g overnm ent

b u t v a lu a b le so u rce. S tu d e n ts a re s h o w n

fo r a w o rk s h o p

h o w to c o lle c t s o u r c e s by u s in g s u b je c t

L ib ra ry

in d ex es a n d

m o re d e ta ils at 392-4288.

u n iv e rsity

w o u ld

have

stu d e n ts

us

b e lie v e .

go u n n o tic e d

th e o th e r d e m o n stra tio n s v a n ts

and

rep resen t

o th er

U n fo rtu ­ a m o n g a ll

b y c iv il s e r ­

u n io n iz e d

w o rk ers.

source

fa v o u ra b le e d u c a tio n a l is

o f fu n d in g

in te rv en tio n

p lan s

fo r

short

te rm , th e

m ost

stu d e n t

lo n g er fo r

th is

a

re lia b le

school

we

m u st lo o k to w a rd a lte rn a te so u rces an d

w ill p r o b a b ly h a v e v e ry little im p a c t o n

T h erefo re

no

fin a n c in g .

H o w ev er,

stu d e n ts

can

in

th e

h e lp

out

t h e M i n i s t e r ’s g o a l s . I t s e e m s m o r e r e a ­

th r o u g h in itia tin g a f u n d strictly d e v o t­

so n a b le to

effo rt

e d t o t h e e x c e lle n c e o f t e a c h i n g in e d u c a ­

to w a rd m o re c o n stru c tiv e re in fo rc em e n t

tio n . S in c e m o s t o f th e m o n ie s d o n a te d

d e v o te

th e tim e a n d

o f th e fin a n c ia l s itu a tio n o f th e u n iv e rsi-

continued on p. 4

out

to th e sta ck s an d

four ra n d o m

February 14 Social Sciences 1-2 pm

books

b ib lio g ra p h ie s.

15 Social Sciences 1-2 pm

on

A

to u r

is

16 Humanities 1-2 pm

at th e

in fo rm a tio n

U n d e rg ra d u a te

desk

or

c all

17

18

Humanities 1-2 pm

Social Sciences 1-2 pm

fo r

Tuesday, January 25, 1983

The McGill Tribune

Page 2

j yA L O G U E ON ISSUEg A IR P O L L U T IO N C on - Charles O’Brien

Pro - C olin M cG regor W h a t is a ll o f t h i s f u s s a b o u t p o l l u t i o n , a n y w a y ? E v e r y t i m e o n e r e a d s t h e p a p e r , som eone

is r u n n i n g

dow n Jam es

W a tt or th e

Royal

M u n ic ip a lity

of S u dbury

or

m u ltin a tio n a l c o rp o ra tio n s sim p ly fo r sp e w in g in d u stria l p o llu ta n ts in to th e a tm o s ­ p h e re . A ll o f th is p ic k in g o n th e little g u y

has got to stop,

W e m u s t d e b u n k t h e s a c r e d c o w s a n d t e l l p e o p l e t h e t r u t h : A i r p o l l u t i o n is o u r

friend.

I t is t h e s i n g l e g r e a t e s t m i r a c l e o f t e c h n o l o g y t o b e p r o d u c e d i n t h i s c e n t u r e . I t

T he G reenhouse Effect -

C O , p l a c e d in t h e a i r b y o u r lo v e ly i n d u s t r i a l s m o k e s t a c k s

p r o d u c e s a s o rt o f g re e n h o u s e effect - su n lig h t p a ssin g th r o u g h th e a tm o s p h e r e

is

in te n s i f i e d , a n d t h e s u r f a c e t e m p e r a t u r e o f t h e e a r t h rise s a c c o r d in g l y . J u s t lik e in a n A M C

P a c e r in J u ly .

F a r e n h e it! W e c o u ld h a v e s u n ta n s in M o n t r e a l a t th is tim e n e x t y e a r. T h e S u n b e lt w o u ld b e c o m e u n b e a r a b ly stu ffy a n d s w e lte rin g ! 150° o n a n a v e ra g e D a lla s F e b r u a ry d a y ) a n d b u s in e s s e s w o u ld b e f o r c e d t o m o v e n o r t h , t o C a n a d a . W e c o u ld issu e tra v e l fo ld e r s w ith th e s lo g a n “ V isit S u n n y J a m e s B a y .” It w o u l d b e g o o d f o r b u s in e s s . A n d - w o u l d b e d e s t r o y e d v e r y s o o n i f i t w e r e n ’t f o r E P A

e m issio n

lev els. B u t t h e o z o n e la y e r s t o p s all u ltr a v i o le t a n d in f r a r e d r a y s f r o m r e a c h in g y o u a n d I.

T h is in h ib its th e p e rfe c t tan .

W e c o u l d b e b r o w n i n s e c o n d s i f i t w e r e n ’t f o r t h e O z o n e L a y e r . A r e c e n t s t u d y h a s

p r o v e n c o n c lu s iv e ly t h a t m o s t c o c k r o a c h e s a re k ille d b y s t r o n g c o c k r o a c h

p o iso n .

I r r e l e v a n t ? P e r h a p s - b u t I h a v e n ’t q u o t e d a n y f a c t s a s o f y e t i n t h i s a r t i c l e , a n d

it

a l w a y s h e l p s o n e ’s c r e d i b i l i t y i f o n e ’s a r g u m e n t s a r e b a c k e d u p b y s t a t i s t i c s a n d f a c t s .

3.

Trees C ause P ollu tion

yet to

- A s R e a g a n k n o w s, a n d as an ig n o ra n t W e ste rn w o rld has

re aliz e , s h r u b b e r y c a u s e s m o r e p o lu tio n

th a n

a n y a u to m o b ile facto ry . T h e

e v i d e n c e is a l l a r o u n d u s e v e r y f a l l . L a r g e , b r i g h t l y c o l o u r e d l e a v e s l i t t e r e v e r y m a j o r re s id e n tia l s u b u r b o n th is c o n tin e n t n o t to m e n tio n e v e ry field a n d fo re st.

If fa cto rie s d id

th at

R o n a ld

R e a g a n is s o m e t i m e s m i s i n f o r m e d ( r e m e m b e r w h e n

he

a r g u e d t h a t s u b m a r i n e l a u n c h e d n u c l e a r m i s s i l e s c o u l d b e c a l l e d b a c k ... i n c a s e w e

k e n tu c k y fried c h ic k e n .) A s R a c h e l C a r s o n sa id to h e r h u s b a n d , “ p a ss th e sa lt p lease, d e a r ” . A s I s a y t o y o u , “ C a n y o u t e l l t h a t t h i s is t h e f i r s t d r a f t ? ” N o k i d d i n g . O n e t h i n g fo r certain : C o lin d o es n o t k n o w

how

t o p i c k h i s f r i e n d s . A n y f r i e n d o f C o l i n ’s i s

th is, th e y w o u ld

a ll b e l o c k e d

up

o v e rn ig h t by th e G o v e rn ig h t.

I m a g in e a S T E L C O p la n t le a v in g th o u s a n d s o f re d a n d g re e n c o lo u r e d p iec es o f m e ta l a r o u n d t h e g r e a t e r H a m i l t o n a r e a . N o b o d y w o u l d s t a n d f o r i t , a n d n e i t h e r w o u l d I. I h a v e a c o n sc ie n c e . I a m

L e t ’s l o o k

h u m a n a n d c o m p a s s io n a te . I re a liz e th e d a n g e r s o f

excess

p o l l u t i o n . T h a t is w h y I w a n t t o l i m i t t h e a m o u n t o f m e t a l a n y f a c t o r y c a n s p e W i n t o t h e

a t th is

p ro p o sa l o f g e ttin g A m e ric a n

In d u stry to

m ove up

n o rth

by

“ s m o k i n g it o u t ” . G r e a t , s o w e g e t A m e r i c a n i n d u s t r y B u t w e a l s o g e t A m e r i c a n s . D o y o u w a n t 230 m illio n p e o p le th e m a jo rity o f w h o m

this

R o n n ie ru n n in g

th in k lik e C o lin ? D o y o u w a n t

c o u n try ? D o y o u w a n t to sh a re y o u r ro o m w ith te n o th e r p e o p le

t h a t a ll s a y “ p a r d n e r ” a n d s m o k e M a r l b o r o s ? D o y o u w a n t t o

you

a le ? I sa y

y o u c a n h a v e a t a n in F e b r u a r y .

T he O zon e Layer

d o e s n ’t k n o w

p ro b a b ly b o o b y -tra p p e d .

If w e p o llu te r a p id ly e n o u g h , th e s u r f a c e t e m p e r a t u r e o f th e e a r th c a n rise 30° o r 4 0 °

2.

p r o v e c o n c l u s i v e l y t h a t C o l i n k n o w s v e r y l i t t l e . H e d o e s n ’t k n o w t h a t p e o p l e a t t a c k

c h a n g e o u r m i n d ) . . . ( T o q u o t e T o m R o b b i n ’s “ C o l i n d o e s n ’t k n o w h i s s c r o t u m f r o m

w ill c h a n g e o u r liv e s f o r t h e b e t t e r , a n d f o r t h r e e b a s i c r e a s o n s : 1.

o f it - o r p e r h a p s d a r k o f it. T h e t h o u g h t s o f f e r e d b y M r . M c G r e g o r o n a i r p o l l u t i o n J a m e s W a t t f o r a r e a s o n . . . H e d o e s n ’t k n o w t h a t d e a d f i s h d o n ’t b i t e a t w o r m s . . . H e

stop now.

and

A s p e r u s u a l th e n e u r o tic d is a s te r o p p o s ite h a s ta k e n a s e rio u s issu e a n d m a d e lig h t

drink

G enessee cream

m u s t ’v e b e e n l a b o t o m i z e d o r s o m e t h i n g .

L e t ’s l o o k a t t h i s c a r e f u l l y . I f y o u r a i s e t h e e a r t h ’s t e m p e r a t u r e 1 5 ° c e l c i u s t w o t h i n g s a r e g o i n g t o h a p p e n . F i r s t , t h e p o l a r ice c a p s w ill m e lt c a u s i n g t id a l w a v e s t o c r a s h d o w n u p o n t h e e n t i r e p l a n e t . I f t h a t i s n ’t b a d e n o u g h , t h e h e a t c h a n g e w i l l t o t a l t h e h o t c h o c o l a t e i n d u s t r y . S u r f i n g i s f u n , b u t i t ’s b e t t e r w i t h a b e a c h .

O z o n e , C o l i n , i s o u r f r i e n d . Y o u r t a n , C o l i n , d o e s n ’t i n t e r e s t a n y o n e - a n d i f y o u ’ r e t h a t d e s p e r a te y o u c a n g o in to A r ts W e s t a n d p o p y o u r h e a d in a m ic r o w a v e . T h e y re f r e e . T a k e s o m e c o c k r o a c h e s w i t h y o u . I f t h a t d o e s n ’t w o r k , t r y p h o t o c o p y i n g y o u r b o d y . I t ’ ll c o s t t e n b u c k s i n d i m e s , b u t i t w i l l b e c h e a p e r t h a n 3 , 4 b i l l i o n a s b e s t o s s u i t s .

T h e n th e m o n u m e n t a l b r a in t u m o u r o p p o s ite g iv es u s th e if - th e - W h ite - H o u s e -s a id i t - i t - m u s t - b e - t r u e - r i g h t ? “ t r e e s c a u s e p o l l u t i o n ” a r g u m e n t . A s M r. R o g e r s s a y s , “ h e l l o k itte n s” .

I f y o u c a n w a t c h P T L c lu b w ith a s t r a ig h t fa ce . I f y o u c a n sit q u ie tly in w h a t e v e r th e h e ll y o u ’r e s i t t i n g i n a n d a l l o w a b s o l u t e h o w l i n g l u n a t i c s s p e w o u t a n y c r a z e d t h o u g h t t h a t re a c h e s th e ir d r u g - r id d le d m in d s - th e n fin e. P o llu te y o u r b r a in s o u t. G o n u ts .

C h o w d e r h e a d h e r e i s n ’t g o i n g t o r u i n y o u r f u n . L i s t e n t o C o l i n - h e q u o t e s f a c t s . L e o n T r o ts k y h a d h is p r e - f r o n ta l lo b e s s e v e re d b y a n ic e p ic k . F a c ts . G r e a t stu ff.

e n v iro n m e n t to fo u r to n s p e r day.

W e m u s t b e r e a s o n a b l e in a n a g e w h e r e w a r a n d f a m in e r a v a g e th o s e G o d le s s p a g a n n a ti o n s t h a t h a v e n o t y e t a d o p t e d v ia b le d e m o c r a t i c in s titu tio n s . B u t a b o v e a ll o f th e s e i m p o r t a n t s o c i o - e c o n o m i c i s s u e s , t a n n i n g is i m p o r t a n t t o o . L o o k i n g g o o d i n a c o m p u ­ t e r i z e d n u c l e a r w o r l d i s v i t a l i f w e a r e t o r e m a i n h a p p y . S o d o n ’t b e a s p o i l - s p o r t , f o r p o l l u t i o n is a g i f t , n o t a b u r d e n . E n j o y it w h i l e y o u c a n .

O f c o u r s e , c h o w d e r h e a d w ill p r o b a b l y d is a g r e e a n d r u in o u r fu n .

The McGill Tribune is published by the Students' Society of McGill University.

Opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the Students’ Society. Editorial offices are located in the Student Union Building. Room 411, 3480 McTavish St..

M ontreal, Quebec. H3A 1X9, 392-8927.

Letters and submissions may be left at the editorial office in the Tribune mailbox at the Students' Society General Office.

s p a ” , M e l c le v e rly

Letters. . .

M cG ill Tribune

The le tte rs.

T hey

sh o u ld

d o u b le-sp ac ed

ty p ed

quent

in stitu tio n , w eek,

w e lco m es y o u r be

and

s u b m itte d sh o u ld

not

e x c e e d 3 0 0 w o r d s . D e a d l i n e f o r l e t t e r s is th e W e d n e sd a y p rio r to p u b lic a tio n at noon. The

Tribune

re serv e s th e rig h t n o t

t o p r i n t a n y l e t t e r it m a y r e c e i v e .

Editor-in-C hief- Anne MacLennan Managing Editor - Joanne Bayly

T o th e e d ito rs:

F e a tu re s E d ito r: - M a rie-T h érè se B lanc N ew s E d ito r: - B rian I odd

last issu e , e s p e c ia lly w ith r e g a r d to th e

Photo Editor - Tam ara Tarasoff

P a tric h H .F . B aillie B renda B lo o m sto n e H e a th e r B lundell D an C o ste llo G ayle F arrell V alerie H a n n a A lessa J o h n s A d rie n n e J o n e s S a ra h M a rsh a ll D an Pope B rigette R a m a se d e r B utch Iris h m a n W in sto n Y oon A d v e rtisin g M an ag ers: - T a m a ra T a ra s o ff a n d E d g ar W edig

p o in ts n a tu re

e sp e cially

w here

one

is

o u t th e

fre­

o f th is la rg e

d u rin g in d eed

th e not

first m uch

sh o rt,

a lso su b tly c e n tu ry

hu m o u ro u s

cry

fo r

b rin g s u s b a ck to th e

- and

th e

d e lig h tfu l a rtic le by M e l T im m y e n title d S h a k e s p e a r e t o C o m p u t e r s ’.

In c o m p a r in g th e first w e e k o f a se ­ m e s te r at M c G ill to a “ g ru e llin g h e a lth

ro m an tic

1 9 th

O b v i o u s l y , s h e a l s o is p l e a s e d !

re b e llio n

M cG ill F ilm S ociety THIS WEEK in LI 32

A ll films show n

MISSING

SA T Jan . 29

o f th e

a rticle .

n iz a tio n th a t se e m e d to fo rg et th e v a lu e

J a c q u e lin e B e a u d o in -R o s s (M rs .)

o f th e in d iv id u a l. C o u ld a s im ila r s itu a ­

C u ra to r

t i o n e x is t in 1 9 8 3 h e r e a t M c G ill? — a

C o s tu m e a n d T e x tile s

d e b atab le

M cC ord M useum

issue

-

one

each

stu d e n t

te n M e l, k e ep u p th e g o o d w o rk .

I t ’s a

p lea su re

to

see

such

cam pus

i s s u e s b r o u g h t f o r t h i n a m a n n e r t h a t is lig h t

and

sta m p e d

e n te rta in in g

to

read,

(not

a l l o v e r w i t h ‘a g e n t o f s o c i a l

c h a n g e ’ a s is t h e a l l - t o o n o b l e b a t t l e c r y

odd

Soldier of Orange

B r u c e H i c k s b o m b , y o u ’re #1 b y a

Tom D onnelly 112 History

ed th a t th ey

w e re th e s h o w s d ire c to rs.

d u c e rs , a n d th e M c G jll T r ib u n e re g re ts th e erro r.

FLUNKING OUT?

A lrig h t, th e tim e h as c o m e fo r y o u to

9 :3 0

lev el w ith y o u r lo y a l re a d e r s : W h a t d o e s th e

“ H .F .” sta n d

M cG ill C ounselling Service

is

p la n n in g a free in fo rm a tio n

7 :0 0

9 :3 0

t h e R e d - a n d - W h i t e r e v i e w , it w a s c l a i m ­

The

8 :0 0

7 :0 0

1 1th a r t i c l e c o n c e r n i n g l a n

M ille r a n d Y o n a S h te r n 's p r o d u c tio n o f

lo n g sh o t.

D e a r T r ib S ta ff,

Foreign Correspondent The Marriage of Maria Braun

Retraction In th e J a n .

T h e y a r e n o t. T h e y a r e t h e s h o w 's P r o ­

it u p T r i b b e r s , e x c e p t f o r t h e

8 :0 0

J a n . 27

Ja n . 28

p h o to stats

W ith m a n y th a n k s .

S in c e re ly ,

Jan . 26

FRI

dozen

t

M rs. M u rp h y h as a sk e d

fo r a

a g a in st th e ra p id te c h n o lo g ic a l m o d e r­

K eep

T H U R S

d 'é lé g a n c e " . B r ia n F o r s y t h e T o d d d id

h e lp

o f a n o th e r c a m p u s p u b lic a tio n ).

W ED S.

w e w e re w ith th e a rtic le o n “ S o u v e n irs g reat jo b . an d

m o re th an a n um ber.

H is

D e a r E d ito r: J u s t a n o te to tell y o u h o w v e ry p le a s e d

s h o u ld t h i n k a b o u t. A n y w a y , w ell w r i t ­

J u s t a w o rd to c o m m e n d y o u on y o u r

‘F r o m

Stall:

im p e rso n a l

fo r

in

P a tric k

H .F .

B a i l l i e ’s n a m e ? S e t t l e a b e t , w i l l y o u ?

N a n c y S u th e rla n d U 2 M a th em atics

w o rk s h o p fo r s tu d e n ts p lac ed o n p r o b a tio n o r w o r r ie d a b o u t lo w g r a d e s . F i n d o u t w h a t h e l p is a v a i l a b l e b e f o r e i t ’s t o o l a t e .

CA LL: 392-5119

J

The McGill Tribune

Tuesday, January 25, 1983

Page 3

A Broad’s Head Revisited

by N ancy M artin

d o n ’t t h i n k i t ’s a c u s t o m w o r t h r e v i v i n g .

s tu p id , 1 w o u ld n o t b e a b le t o sk i, p a in t,

M o s t o f y o u seem to e x p e c t to see a

d e sig n c lo th in g , w h ip u p a tre m e n d o u s

sm ilin g fa ce w h e n y o u w a lk u p to a re­

has

m o u s s a k a , o r d o o n e h e ll o f a g o o d im ­

c e p tio n

tu r n e d in to a n e v e r-e n d in g series o f s e n ­

ita tio n o f a ro c k g u ita rist. N o r w o u ld I

d o n ’t s e e o n e , t h e r e ’s p r o b a b l y a v e r y

r e a l l y i s n ’t n e c e s s a r y t o

t i m e n t a l r a m b l i n g s a b o u t C h r i s t m a s in

b e a b l e t o h a n d l e t h e 13 t e l e p h o n e l i n e s

g o o d r e a s o n . A n y w a y , i f a s m i l e is w h a t

y o u t h i n k s h e ’s b e i n g g r o s s l y o v e r p a i d ,

I ’m s u r e t h a t b y n o w t h e r e a r e t h o s e o f you

w h o th in k

th at

Broad’s Head

desk.

tell y o u ,

p o in t o u t th at

s o m e o n e to “ S m ile ” , u n less, o f c o u rse ,

t i m e . T h a t s o r t o f r e m a r k is s t u p i d a n d

w ith m y fo u r fa ith fu l re ad e rs, a n d th ree

post

c all th e

y o u ’r e a p h o t o g r a p h e r . M o s t p e o p l e d o

a l s o s u i c i d a l . I ’v e n e v e r m e t a r e c e p t i o n ­

o f t h e m w e r e a l l f o r it. T h e f o u r t h , h o w ­

S . P . Ç . A . ? T h e r e ’s a p i g e o n w i t h a b r o k ­

n o t sm ile o n c o m m a n d . I f y o u w a n t to

ist w h o m a d e m o r e t h a n h a l f o f w h a t h e r

e v e r , k e p t w h i n i n g , “ W i t t y u r b a n i t y is

e n w i n g o u t in t h e s t r e e t , ” le t a l o n e a ll

see a

w hat

th e in q u irie s a c tu a lly re la tin g to m a tte rs

te rrific

we

even

w a n t,

I t ’s a

te m p tin g

d iscu ssed

not

th e

m au d lin

id ea

ru rality .

G iv e us s o m e th in g re le v a n t, c o s m o p o li­ tan

and

th o u g h t-p ro v o k in g .

T h is

i s n ’t

o ffice?” , to , “ C o u ld

you

p e rta in in g to th e p lac e w h e re I w o rk .

I ’m i n n o w a y s a y i n g t h a t I ’m b l a m e ­

com m and

S e c o n d , if y o u s h o u l d see a r e c e p t i o n ­ i s t w h o a p p e a r s t o b e d o i n g n o t h i n g , it

you

B ru n sw ic k .

I ’v e

N EV ER

if y o u

o n m y s w itc h b o a rd w h ile field in g q u e s ­

N ew

need,

me

t i o n s r a n g i n g f r o m “ W h e r e ’s t h e n e a r e s t

ru ral

th o u g h t.

re ally

Let

s m i l e , t r y , “ H e y , y o u ’r e l o o k i n g to d a y .”

If, in f a c t, t h e

person

because

s h e ’s d o i n g

n o th in g

h a lf th e

b o s s d id , f o r e q u a l h o u r s o f w o r k . A n d if y o u re ally w a n t to k n o w w h e th e r o r n o t

l o o k s lik e h e ll, a n d y o u , f o r s o m e p e r ­

a

verse

com ­

sh o u ld h a n g a ro u n d a n d w a tc h h er fo r a fu ll d a y , a n d n o t j u d g e h e r w o r k l o a d b y

and

obscure

reason,

feel

re c e p tio n ist

earn s

her

cheque,

you

t h e R e a d e r ’s D i g e s t . ” S o , i n m e m o r y o f

l e s s . I ’v e b e e n o n t h e o t h e r s i d e o f t h e

p e l l e d t o p o i n t it o u t , N E V E R s a y , “ Y o u

h i m , a n d a ll o t h e r w h i n e r s , w h o w ill all,

desk,

lo o k terrib le. W h a t h a p p e n e d to y o u ? ”

w h a t s h e ’s d o i n g a t t h e p r e c i s e m o m e n t

h o p e fu lly , s o o n be e lim in a te d fro m th e

b e in g b itc h y , ru d e a n d im p a tie n t w ith a

W hy

y o u c h a n c e to d ro p by.

and

at

tim e s

I ’v e

fo u n d

m y se lf

run

aro u n d

m ak in g

p e o p le

feel

fa ce o f th e e a rth , I sh a ll a tte m p t to p u t

re c e p tio n is t. A t least 7 5 %

o f th e tim e ,

d e fe n s iv e a n d / o r m is e ra b le ? If y o u say ,

T h i r d , t h e r e a r e d a y s w h e n a ll o f t h e

m y t e a r y - e y e d r e m i n i s c e n c e s a s i d e in f a ­

t h o u g h , i t ’s b e e n b e c a u s e I ’v e b e e n d i s ­

“ Y o u lo o k a little tir e d , a r e y o u fe e lin g

p e o p le t h a t c o u ld h e lp y o u w ith w h a te v ­

v o u r o f a m a t t e r t h a t re a lly b u g s m y tail.

o rg a n iz e d ,

e r it is y o u w a n t , a r e o u t o f t h e o f f i c e . I t

last

o k a y ? ” , y o u a t least g iv e y o u r v ic tim a

1 w o rk as a re c e p tio n ist. T h a t m a k e s

m o m e n t . A n d i t ’s a w h o l e l o t e a s i e r t o

c h a n c e to ta k e sto c k a n d ev en be o p tim ­

m e o n e o f d o z e n s o f p e o p le a t M c G ill,

t a k e it o u t o n t h e p o o r s h m u c k s i t t i n g

istic , a s in “ I

b e h in d

okay”.

and

m illio n s

w o rld ,

of

p e o p le

w h o , a ll d a y

aro u n d

lo ng,

th e

five d a y s a

and

th e

left t h i n g s

desk

th an

to

till t h e

a d m it

th at

a b i t t i r e d , b u t I ’ll b e

i s t r u l y n o t t h e r e c e p t i o n i s t ’s f a u l t t h a t t h r e e p e o p l e h a v e f l u , a n o t h e r p e r s o n is on

A LW A Y S

y o u ’v e s c r e w e d u p , i s n ’t i t?

am

liste n to th e a n s w e r s t h a t

v a c a tio n ,

and

s o m e o n e e lse

is o u t

lo llig a g g in g a r o u n d , g iv in g b irth s o m e ­

w e e k , fa ce th e p u b lic . 1 s u p p o s e th a t th a t

S e e in g a s m o s t o f y o u a re g e ttin g a n

a r e g iv e n to y o u r q u e s tio n s .T h e r e ’ a fa ir

w h e r e . It m a y s e e m

in i ts e l f r e n d e r s m e s u s p e c t , f o r w h o in

a c a d e m i c e d u c a t i o n t h a t i s n ’t w o r t h t h e

c h a n c e y o u m ay n o t h e a r w h a t y o u th in k

t i o n i s t ’s f a u l t , b u t i t r a r e l y is . I t ’s a l s o

th e ir rig h t m in d w o u ld c h o o s e to sp en d

p o w d e r t o b l o w it ( a n d I ’m n o t n e c e s s a r ­

you

b u t t h e r e ’s a g o o d

n o t h e r f a u l t t h a t s h e ’s n o t t r a i n e d t o d o

h a lf o f th e ir w a k in g h o u rs facin g th a t

ily f a u l t i n g t h e u n i v e r s i t y f o r t h a t ) , p e r ­

c h a n c e y o u ’ll h e a r s o m e t h i n g e l s e j u s t a s

e v e r y o n e e l s e ’s j o b . T h e r e f o r e , i t ’s a l s o

h a p s y o u s h o u ld c o n c e n tr a te a b it m o r e

h e lp fu l.

not

h o ary ,

im p a tie n t,

p ered

and

o ften

rude,

fo u l-m o u th e d

ill-te m ­

g ro u p

th at

o n th e

other

e d u c a t i o n t h a t y o u ’r e s u p ­

c o m p r i s e s t h e p u b l i c ? O k a y , n o w , l e t ’s

p o se d to be g e ttin g here: p r e p a ra tio n fo r

see a s h o w

th a t u n re a l p lac e

o f h a n d s . A ll th o s e o f y o u

know n

as “ th e

R eal

w ant

to

A LW A Y S

hear,

say “ p lea se ” a n d

“th an k

y o u ” . A l w a y s . W i t h o u t fa il.

W o r l d ” . O n c e y o u ’r e o u t t h e r e , y o u ’r e

m en ta ry ,

ill-tem p ere d a n d fo u l-m o u th e d , m a y be

g o in g to le a rn re ally fa st th a t e v e ry th in g

w e r e , t h in g s in g e n e r a l w o u l d b e r u n n i n g

s h o u l d b e l i e v e h e r . S h e is s o r r y . I f s h e

e x c u s e d f r o m th e re st o f th is a rticle . Y o u

i s n ’t g o i n g

th e

a l o t m o r e s m o o t h l y t h a n t h e y a r e n o w '.

c o u ld h e lp y o u , s h o u ld c o u ld se n d y o u

m a y le a v e t h e r o o m . E v e r y o n e else, m y ­

c r o w d s a r e n ’t g o i n g t o p a r t b e f o r e y o u ,

T h e re a re th re e o th e r th in g s th a t y o u

h a p p ily o n y o u r w a y , a n d get o n to th e

se lf in c lu d e d ,

t h a t t h e r e w o n ’t b e v e r y m a n y p e o p l e t o

s h o u ld k e e p in m in d . F ir s t o f a ll s e c re ­

w hom

ta rie s a n d re c e p tio n ists a re v ery se ld o m

have never been

lis te n

up, and

liste n

up

good!

Just

som e

w a n ts

w ay,

and

th at

d e sires

are

c a n ’t

h e lp

you,

you

rest o f h e r w o rk .

F i n a l l y , I k n o w t h a t I ’m d o i n g a h e l l o f a sw ell j o b . N o b o d y e v e r tells m e t h a t,

I’m

try t o p r a c tic e a little m a t u r i ty a h e a d o f

n a t e . H o w e v e r , t h e y a r e n ’t , s o t h e r e ’s n o

j u s t a s i t ’s r a r e f o r a n y s e c r e t a r y , j a n i t o r ,

stu p id . G ra n te d , so m e re ce p ­

t i m e . I’m e v e n g o i n g t o g i v e y o u a l i t t l e

p o i n t in s c r e a m i n g a t t h e m if t h e y r e la te

w a itre s s , c le rk o r n u rse to be to ld th a t

h e lp .

i n f o r m a t i o n t o y o u t h a t y o u d o n ’t l i k e .

t h e i r e f f o r t is v i t a l a n d a p p r e c i a t e d . B u t

The

som e

are

re c e p tio n ist, fo llo w

th a t

laz y a n d s tu p id , b u t s o a re

d o c to rs,

flo rists,

ra ilro a d

(lots

e n g i­

I f y o u w a n t t o g e t a n y w h e r e in life,

o f p o litic ia n s

s tu d y th e fo llo w in g c a re fu lly . C o m m it

g iv en u p th e p ra c tic e o f p u ttin g to d e a th

th e fo llo w in g to m e m o ry :

th e b e a re rs o f b ad

a r e la z y a n d s tu p id !). If I w e re laz y a n d

T h e M cG ill P ro g ra m B o a rd , in c o -o p e ra tio n w ith th e A .S .U .S . a n d th e F ilm S o ciety , p resen ts

a n cien t

G reek s

have

tid in g s.

lo n g

sin c e

o f us m u st be d o in g a g o o d jo b , o r

th e w o r ld w o u ld q u ic k ly g r in d to a h a lt.

1. f o r o n e .

ATTENTION STUDENT COUNCILLORS A n ad jo u rn ed m eeting o f C o u n cil will be held

Tom Hauser

TO M O RRO W January 26, 1983 6:30 p.m. in the Senate Chamber, Leacock 232

au th o r of

m issin g .

Wednesday, January 26th 6 p.m.

Leacock 132 Admission: $3.00 McGill Students (with I.D .) $4.00 General Admission

A full screening of the movie “missing

will precede Mr. Hauser’s speech.

M cG LM P OJL GD flA BW OA R , ' UNDERGRADUATE SOCIETY

is v e r y

she

u n fo rtu ­

a

w h ich

so rry

p o lic y -m a k e rs,

n e ers a n d p o litic ia n s

r

your

s h e ’s

n u m b e r 1 p r io r ity . S o y o u m a y a s w ell

I’m

d o e s n ’t a u t o m a t i c a l l y tio n ists

your

go

I f it

it

because

laz y a n d

to

i s n ’t.

O h , y e s. W h e n r e c e p tio n is t tells y o u

im p a tie n t, ru d e,

who

it a p p a r e n t l y

h e r f a u l t t h a t y o u ’r e j u s t g o i n g t o

h a v e t o w a i t till a n o t h e r d a y t o g e t w h a t y o u w an t. S o rry .

I k n o w t h a t th is a ll s o u n d s p r e tty e le ­ but

l i k e i t ’s t h e r e c e p ­

Please call J o a n n P a sq u a le , A d m in istra tiv e S e c re tary (392-8967) if you are u n a b le to a tte n d .

JU D G E for McGill’s 34th Annual

International Debating Tournament and take the opportunity to meet people from around the world Feb. 4th and 5th no experience necessary

Contact Debating Union 392-8909 or come to Union Bldg. B-16. sp o n s o re d by th e M cG ill S tu d e n ts ' S o ciety

Cutbacks (cont’d) continued from p .l to th e sc h o o l a re ch a n n eled to w a rd m a te ria l ac q u isitio n s, th e re seem s to be a d e a rth o f d o lla rs av a ila b le fo r tech ers as e v idenced by th e b u rg e o n in g stu d e n t: te a c h e r ra tio s in m an y d e p a rtm e n ts o f M cG ill. T h e stu d e n ts can help th e m ­ selves an d th e sch o o l by c o n trib u tin g to a fu n d se t-u p by th e stu d e n ts, fo r th e stu d e n ts. T h is w ould be a kind o f in­ v estm e n t in th e fu tu re . T h e cost w o u ld n o t be p ro h ib itiv e to each stu d e n t. W ith 15,000 full tim e stu d e n ts, a $50 c o n tri­ b u tio n w o u ld m ean an a n n u a l to ta l o f a b o u t o n e m illion d o lla rs. T h is fund w o u ld a llo w d e p a r t m e n t s th a t a r e serio u sly o v e rb u rd e n e d to ap p ly fo r fel­ low ships on a lim ited basis fo r new te a c h in g positions. S ince th e se p o sitio n s w ould be te m p o ra ry , th e university

w ould n o t be fin an cially involved an d th is co u ld o p en th e w ay to sm aller classes an d m o re teach ers.

It m ay seem pie in th e sky to som e.

H ow ev er, 1 th in k th a t th is d e m o n stra te s a c o n stru c tiv e p ath to h elp in g th e u n i­ versity th ro u g h th ese to u g h a c ad e m ic tim es w ith o u t excessive stress. A s tu ­ d e n t-in itia te d referen d u m , like th e o ne fo r th e new a th le tic facilities, co u ld be ru n n ex t y ear, a n d all th e s tu d e n ts co uld v o te to pay th is e x tra $50 p er y ea r to help c o n tin u e a n d im p ro v e th e tra d itio n o f excellence. T h is w o u ld also in d icate to o th e rs th a t w e a re n o t w illing to sit back an d co m p la in a b o u t th e s itu a tio n , b u t th a t we a re w illing to ste p fo rw ard a n d p ro p o se b old new p lan s to w a rd th e im p ro v e m e n t o f th e fin an ces o f th is u n i­ versity.

I am p ro u d to be a stu d e n t o f this sc h o o l, 1 am ce rtain ly w illing to invest fifty d o lla rs to w a rd my fu tu re an d th e fu tu re o f o th e rs th a t m ay pass th ro u g h M cG ill. W h at a b o u t you?

Students’ Society Opens Birth Control Co-op

Subsidized Sex

by Bruce H icks A t last w eeks C o u n c il m eeting. S tu ­ d e n ts' C o u n c il a p p ro v e d th e E x ecutive C o m m itte e 's re c o m m e n d a tio n th a t a B irth C o n tro l C o -o p be o p en ed up in th e W o m en 's U n io n O ffice (R o o m 411).

T h o u g h th e re has been m uch d iscussion as to th e ideal place to o ffe r th e service a n d m u ch d is to rtio n o f th e facts in th e “o th e r” p ap e r, th e E x ecutive C o m m ittee has been c o m m itte d to th e p ro jec t since th e p ro p o sa l w as placed b efore th em in late D ecem ber.

T h o u g h B irth C o n tro l is n o t a h u m ­ o ro u s m a tte r, 1 m u st be h o n est in a d m it­ tin g th a t a few tim es th e d ia lo g u e verged o n th e rid icu lo u s. L o c a tio n w as o n e such area.

It sta rte d w ith a stu d e n t fro m R V C p o in tin g o u t th a t F lo T ra c y w ork ed in H ea lth S ervices an d she w o u ld n ’t a p ­ p rec iate her residence d ire c to r kn o w in g she w as h aving sex. T h is s p a rk e d th e idea o f p la cin g c o n d o m d isp e n sers in the m en 's w ash ro o m by G e rtru d e ’s w here d isc re tio n w ould be th e b e tte r p a rt o f v a lo u r an d m en w ould sta rt to assu m e a resp o n sib le role vis-à-vis b irth co n tro l.

But th e fear th a t p retty so o n th e re w ould be co m b d isp e n sers lining th e w alls and light sh o w s in th e p u b , sq u a sh ed th a t idea before it sta rted .

N ex t ca m e th e idea o f S a d ie ’s. 1 h ate to d isa p p o in t th e D aily but th is e n d ro it w as never e n te rta in e d by th e E xecutive C o m m ittee. It w as su ggested by th e S tu d e n ts’ S ociety law yer as a w ay to get a r o u n d th e fact th a t a city p erm it and license w as req u ired , b u t it q u ick ly as­ su m ed th e ro le o f a jo k e . Im ag in e a shy stu d e n t w ho goes to S a d ie ’s to save m oney o n B irth C o n tro l a n d because he is s u rro u n d e d by is peers, com es aw ay w ith a N ew Y ork T im es, a C a ra m ilk bar, a G e rtru d e ’s sw ea tsh irt a n d a ca lc u lato r.

Besides w hich, w ho w an ts to pro v id e th e eng ineers w ith in n o v ativ e supplies fo r w ate r balloons?

F inally th e choice rested betw een u sin g 107/108 o n th e M ain F lo o r o f th e U n iv ersity C e n tre o r th e W o m en 's

Tuesday, January 25, 1983

The McGill Tribune

Page 4

U n io n O ffice o n th e F o u rth F lo o r. T h e M a in F lo o r a c c o rd e d th e im p le m e n ta ­ tio n o f c e rta in ch eck s an d b alan c es an d g re a te r secu rity , w hereas th e F o u rth F lo o r co u ld be seen as a less fo rm a l s e ttin g a n d fac ilita te d d isc re tio n . B efore th e bugs co u ld be w o rk ed o u t, th e legali­ ty h ad re q u ire d it be ru n o u t o f H ea lth S ervices u n til a d ecisio n o n th e liabilities to co u n c illo rs co u ld b e o b ta in e d . W ith in tw o day s, th e M cG ill D aily had en tered th e fray w h ereb y it b ecam e a p o litical d ec isio n an d C o u n c il had b ecom e in­ volved.

A s a re su lt o f o r in sp ite o f th e recen t events, y esterd ay m o rn in g th e S tu d e n ts ' S ociety ad d ed a B irth C o n tro l C o -o p to th e list o f services it p ro v id es an d a very useful service at th a t - q u ality b irth c o n ­ tro l p ro d u c ts at a lm o st 1/3 o ff retail prices. In fact, if y o u w ere to calc u late th e po ssib le savings, th ey b reak d o w n as follow s: y o u w o u ld save $3.20 o n a $8.45 tu b e o f R a m sa y 's Jelly; $2.85 on a $3.60 a p p lic a to r; an d 95c o n a p ack ag e o f th re e R a m sa y 's safes (re g u la r retail 3 /$ 1 .9 5 ).

If you ap p ly th e “T o ilet P a p e r P rin c i­ ple” o f fin an c ial a c c o u n tin g (an d incid en tly , since my artic le on th e co st o f to ilet p a p e r in th e U n iv ersity C e n tre , it has co m e to my a tte n tio n th a t th e M usic L ib ra ry has s ta rte d th e p rac tice o f tic k er ta p in g th e ir rolls o f to ilet p ap er) th e n a m ale stu d e n t w ho has sex every night w o u ld save $115.58 in a year. T h e in­ verse o f th is being, he w o u ld n ’t get any stu d y in g d o n e a n d w o u ld h av e w asted his $700 o f tu itio n fees. N evertheless, th e benefits o f th is service can easily be seen!

In retro sp e ct, th e fu n n iest th in g to co m e o u t o f th e d ia lo g u e th is p ast w eek w as a resp o n se by P ro g ra m B oard to an e d ito ria l in th e D aily. T h ey arg u e d th a t they d id n ’t w a rra n t ab u se, fo r if it w asn ’t fo r th e p a rty o rie n te d o rg a n iz a tio n s on ca m p u s, th e re w o u ld n ’t be a need fo r a B irth C o n tro l C o -o p . Y et ag a in , this y e a r’s C o u n c il sh o w s how d ifficu lt it is to sh a k e th e Beer a n d P izza im age.

Morrice Hall Rem ake A nne M acLennan A fte r lying d o r m a n t fo r o v er a y ear, it seem s th a t w o rk has sta rte d o n ce ag ain to ren o v a te M o rrice H all. A lth o u g h th e o u te r w alls o f th e b u ild in g w ere k ep t in g o o d rep a ir, th e in te rio r w as long in need o f ren o v a tio n s.

T h e b u ild in g w as o ccu p ied by m any g ro u p s o v er th e y ears, in c lu d in g th e B urney p ro jec t a n d tw o d ra m a g ro u p s.

B efore it w as co m p letely v acated in 1981, it w as d o m in a te d by office space fo r te a c h in g a s sista n ts in th e E n g lish d e­ p a rtm e n t.

L ast y ea r w hile th e b u ild in g w as em p ty , th e a rc h ite c tu ra l firm o f Jo d o in , L a m a rre an d P ra tte w ere ab le to co m ­ plete th e ir p lan s fo r th e building.

T h e im p o rta n t a rc h ite c tu ra l featu res o f th e b u ild in g , su ch as th e o c ta g o n a l lib ra ry , will be reta in ed . H o w ev er th e

b asem e n t will be re n o v a te d so th a t it can h o u se th e plays an d activ ities o f T u e s­ d ay N ig h t C a fe a n d th e E n g lish d e p a r t­ m ent o n ce again.

N ew flo o rin g w ill be a d d e d to th e sec­ o n d level o f th e b u ild in g an d th e sm all h allw ay s will be m ad e accessible from all p a rts o f th e building.

T h e a n tic ip a te d d a te o f c o m p le tio n o f th e en tire p ro ject is A u g u st 1983.

T h is will m ean th a t th e re will be a sh ift o f offices a n d d e p a rtm e n ts th a t will co in cid e w ith th ese changes. T h e Islam ic S tu d ies L ib ra ry a n d th e ir d e p a rtm e n t's offices will d o m in a te M o rrice H all.

T h e p h ilo so p h y d e p a rtm e n t will relo ­ ca te to th e L eacock B u ilding an d it is ex p e cted th a t c u rre n t office sp ace a r ­ ra n g e m e n ts will be sh ifted an d re-evaiua te d to a c c o m m o d a te th e changes.

ANXIOUS ABOUT TAKING TESTS?

WEIGHT CONTROL GROUP

M cG ill C ounselling Service is o fferin g te st-a n x ie ty g ro u p m eetings.

C A LL: 392-5119

In terested in w eight re d u c tio n a n d / o r m a in te n an c e? T h e M cG ill C ounselling S ervice is fo rm in g a w eight c o n tro l g ro u p w ith an em p h asis o n e a tin g b eh av io u r.

CA LL: 392-5119

University Centre Cafeteria

Tuesday, January 25, 1983

The McGill Tribune

Page 5

Boycott

TTTlncBffito® m i û l h E d l g p n ? a m d l D S aeO s

WHAT THE BUTLER SAW—Naked Humour 1 his b raz en p ro d u c tio n recognizes no lim its in p lu n g in g th e view er in to th e p sy ch o ­ tic d e p th s o f sex, p erv e rsio n , an d p sy c h o -p o litic s as revealed by J o e O rto n in What the Butler Saw. T o m o rro w th ro u g h S a tu rd a y , M cG ill D ra m a an d T u esd a y N ight C afe are jo in tly p rese n tin g in M oyse H all, O rto n 's explicit vision o f th e lib e ratio n o f the p erv e rte d a n d psy ch o tic te n d en c ies o f an a p p a re n tly typical E nglish p sy c h iatrist as he tries to d eal w ith th e b u x o m a p p e a l o f a very nearly n u d e new se creta ry , th e lusty and lim itless d esires a n d fan ta sie s o f his a ttra c tiv e (an d n y m p h o m a n ia c a l) w ife, an d th e d era n g ed a n tic s o f a m ost eccentric, psych o lo g y -crazed , civil serv an t.

V ery racy d ia lo g u e a n d p erfo rm a n c e an im a te an d p ro p el th is d y n am ic, ex citin g sex farce, w hile O rto n m akes a satirical p ro n o u n c e m e n t on E nglish p olitics, p sy ch iatry an d th e a tre . What the Butler Saw is a keyhole insp ectio n o f E nglish so ciety , literally strip p e d (in th e 1960s) o f the th re e c e n tu ry old tr a d itio n o f stric t c e n so rsh ip and co n serv atism .

O rto n 's re a c tio n to th e n ak e d th e a tre is nak ed h u m o u r, an d th e a e to r s a n d ac tresses “ pull it (a lm o st all) o f f very well. T h e n o to rio u s D r. P ren tice, played by th e n eu ro tic C o lin M cG reg o r, is “ feeling a bit d ic k y ” w hen we first m eet him ; by th e end o f th e play, he has been dev elo p ed in to "o n e o f th e m o st re m a rk a b le lu n atics o f all tim e . . . a tra n sv e stite fetishist bisexual m u rd e re rd isp la y in g c o n sid e ra b le d e v ia itio 'n o v erla p ” an d it is p ro m ise d th a t “we m ay get n ec ro p h elia to o , as a sort o f b o n u s.”

H elen W eav er is G e ra ld in e B arclay, a p p lic a n t fo r th e job o f se c re ta ry a t th e clinic, w h o gets ex cellen t e x p o s u re (!) to c o m p lim e n t su p e rb a c tin g an d ca stin g . M yeva S u rjek plays the v o lu p tu o u s “ tre c h e ro u s h a rp ie ” M rs. P ren tice. A g ain , th e sex u ality d e m a n d e d by th e fo ie is n o t left u n ex p lo ited .

B ern ard M osca, as th e visiting public h ealth official (D r. R anee) ta k es th e leading p sy c h o tic role. T h o ro u g h ly d e m e n te d , th is m ad p sy c h iatrist d e te rm in e s th e d ire c tio n o f this en e rg etic ro m p , w hich sc ra m b le s fro m sex to sa tire to in san ity in a very e n te rta in in g , m ildly p o rn o g ra p h ic , to ta l farce.

O rto n all but e x h a u sts plot devices, from th e m ost kinky c lo th in g ca p ers an d sex -ch an g es, to the m ost g ran d com ic coincidences, fo rc in g us in to m o re th a n sus­ p en d ed d isbelief: ra th e r, to the u ltim a te a p p re c ia tio n o f th e s h e e r a b s u r d ity o f th e so rt o f scene wc w itness th ro u g h th e keyhole o f the lib erated th e atre.

W hat the Butler Saw is defin itely a lot o f g o o d ...a h e m ...fu n . A wild scrip t and a p p r o p r ia te a c tin g m ake it w o rth seeing an d enjoying. T ick ets are S3 a t S ad ies a n d $4 a t th e d o o r. P e rfo rm a n c e s ru n W e d n esd ay 25th an d T h u rs d a y 2 6th at 8 p .m ., an d F rid a y 28th an d S a tu rd a y 29tlt at 7:30 an d 9:30 p.m . T h e lo c atio n is M oyse H all T h e a tre , in th e A rts B uilding ac ro ss fro m th e m ain d o o rs.

by Kent C how n O n F e b ru a ry 3, a m o tio n will be p u t b efo re th e S tu d e n ts’ C o u n cil, by th e M cG ill E x te rn a l A ffairs C o m m itte e on S o u th A fric a, ca llin g fo r a b o y co tt o f all R o th m a n s a n d C a rlin g O 'K eefe p ro ­ d u c ts o n th e M cG ill ca m p u s. S u ch a sta n d has a lre a d y been ta k e n ag ain st th e se S o u th A fric a n -c o n tro lle d co m ­ p an ies by th e U n iv ersity o f A lb e rta ’s S tu d e n ts’ C o u n c il, an d by g ra d u a te s tu ­ d en ts at th e U n iv ersity o f T o ro n to .

A t p resen t, C a rlin g O 'K eefe beer is serv ed in G e rtru d e s, a n d R o th m a n s ci­ g a re tte s - w hich inclu d es such b ra n d s as D u n h ill a n d C ra v e n A - a re a v a ila b le at b o th S ad ies lo catio n s.

B oth R o th m a n s a n d O ’K eefe a re ex ­ a m p les o f th e w ay in w h ich S o u th A fri­ can c o rp o ra tio n s co m m o n ly m an ag e th e ir in te rn a tio n a l tra d in g an d invest­ m en t o p e ra tio n s: th ro u g h th e use o f c h a in s o f su b sid iary co m p an ies. T h ese su b sid iarie s, w hose nam es d iffer from th o se o f th e p a re n t co m p an ie s, effective­ ly o b sc u re th e ir S o u th African-, links, a n d . hence, d o n o t d raw th e sam e criti­ cism as w o u ld an o p en ly S o u th A fric an b ac k ed co m p an y . T h ey rely u p o n th e p u b lic’s lack o f co n c ern an d in q u isitiv e­ ness.

In ju s t th is w ay, th e ro o ts o f R o th ­ m a n s a n d o f O ’K eefe can be tra c e d back to th e ir o rig in s in th e sa m e S o u th A fri­ ca n p a re n t c o m p a n y . C a rlin g O ’K eefe is

h a lf o w n ed by R o th m a n s In v estm en ts, w h ich in tu r n is en tirely o w n ed by R o th m a n s o f P all M all. T h e links are c o m p leted by th e G erm a n B rin k m an c o m p a n y , w hich ow ns 72 p er cent o f R o th m a n s o f P all M all, an d is itself w holly ow ned by th e R e m b ra n d t T o ­ b acco C o rp o ra tio n o f S o u th A frica.

T h e R e m b ra n d t G ro u p is th e larg est A frik a n e r c o rp o ra tio n in S o u th A frica.

It m ak es use o f th e a b u n d a n t su p p ly o f ch e ap black la b o u r - w h o se w ages are a b o u t 25 per cent o f th o se p aid to its w h ite em p lo y ees - an d g en erally benefits fro m S o u th A fric a ’s system o f legalized racism , k n o w n as ’a p a rth e id ’.

R ecent su g g estio n s o f ‘refo rm s’ in S .A . have been n o th in g m o re th a n su ­ p erficial ch a n g es effected fo r th e sak e o f th e co n scien ces o f th o se Who ex p lo it its system . B lacks are still w ith o u t th e fra n ­ chise, a n d c a n n o t ow n e ith e r lan d o r housing.

T h e p ro p o se d b o y co tt o f R o th m a n s a n d C a rlin g O ’K eefe p ro d u c ts on ca m ­ pus is an o p p o r tu n ity f o r M cG ill s tu ­ d e n ts to p u b licize th e ir c o n c e rn fo r th e v io la tio n o f h u m a n rig h ts an d liberties in S. A frica. A n a ttitu d e o f in d ifferen ce to th is issue is ta n ta m o u n t to a c o n d o n a ­ tio n o f th e p rac tice s o f rac ial in e q u ality th a t ta k e p lace th ere, a n d th a t are s u p ­ p o rte d th ro u g h S. A frican in v estm en t in C anada.

John Chettle Director, (North & South America)

South Africa Foundation •o r

speaks on

McGILL DRAMA & TUESDAY NIGHT CAFE PRESENT JOE ORTON’S

DIVESTMENT Thursday, January 27, 1983 1 p.m.

Room 310 University Centre Sponsored by (but not necessarily endorsed) The Department of External Affairs Students' Society of McGill University

JAN. 26/27 - 8 P.M. JAN. 28/29 - 7:30 & 9:30 P.M. MOYSE HALL, ARTS BUILDING - TICKETS AT SADIE S RESERVATIONS: 392-8926, $3.00 ADVANCE, $4.00 DOOR

The McGill Tribune

Page 6

T o o cold? T o o m u ch snow ? N E V E R . F in ally , th e stag e is set fo r th e biggest an d best W in ter C a rn iv a l M cG ill has had in years. If th e w e a th e r o r sc h o o l’s g o t y o u d o w n right a b o u t now . th e M cG ill P ro g ra m B oard is o ffe rin g you an in te rlu d e - ra th e r W I N T E R L U D E - to sn a p y o u o u t o f y o u r d o ld ru m s. T h e C h a irm a n o f this y ea r’s C a rn iv a l is D o u g las K a rp m a n . H e a n d th e rest o f th e W in te rlu d e ’83 C o m m itte e have p u t to g e th e r an in cred ib le c a rn iv al sch ed u le w hich will ap p e a l to even th e m o st d isc rim in a tin g stu d e n t. H ea d lin in g th e sch ed u le are events su ch as these: S K I F E V E R . I n close c o -o p e ra tio n w ith th e A S U S , this y e a r’s c a rn iv al c o m m itte e has a rra n g e d fo r sk in g on ca m p u s. M cT av ish S tre e t will be closed to traffic fro m 7 p.m .

T h u rs d a y a t w h ich p o in t M t. B ro m o n t will set th e ir sn o w -m a k in g e q u ip m e n t to w o rk .

By 9 a.m . F rid a y m o rn in g , co v erag e on th e “ hill” will be co m p lete. P rin c ip a l J o h n s to n will be th e re to o p en th e hill a n d set C a rn iv al u n d erw ay . T h e M cG ill S ki T ea m will be o rg a n iz in g a m a te u r d u al slalo m races th ro u g h o u t th e day. Yo u ’re invited to ta k e “T he M cG ill C h a lle n g e,” on skis o r to b o g g a n s. S ign u p fo r th e races at th e C a rn iv a l b o o th .

T h e se n d -o ff co n cert event for this y ea r’s C a rn iv a l is a 30 C O N C E R T fo r th e M o n tre a l A sso cia­ tio n fo r th e M e n tally R e ta rd e d . A t least seven b an d s will p e rfo rm d u rin g th e th irty h o u rs p ro v id in g n o n -sto p live m usic fo r all y o u a m b itio u s d an c ers a n d c o n c e rt buffs.

L ea d in g th e b a n d line-up is Q U IC K S T E P , fo rm erly V irginia Q u ick steep , w ho will s ta rt th e m a ra th o n o ff w ith th e ir b lazin g S p rin g stee n so u n d . T h ey will play u n til 4 a.m .

S a tu rd a y m o rn in g an d a g a in S a tu rd a y n ig h t, sta rtin g a t 9 p.m . A m o n g th e o th e r b an d s a re M a sq u e ra d e , T u rc o tte , M a rt C ro ss, E xit an d lx g la n , all p o p u la r local bands. T h e e n te rta in m e n t line up sizzles w ith ex citem en t, b ut m a ra th o n e rs are th e key to success in th is event. S o, get o u t y o u r d an c in g shoes an d sta rt ro ck in ’ fo r a cause.

R O C K IN ’ F O R A C A U SE .

H O U R

D A N C E

M A R A T H O N /B E N E F IT

T h ese tw o d y n a m ic c o m ed ia n s a re fe a tu re d a t th e W in te rlu d e C o m ed y N ig h t. G a ry D a v id , o rig in a lly fro m S an F ra n c isc o , has a p p e a re d at co m ed y clubs ac ro ss th e U n ited S ta te s an d C a n a d a . H is ro u tin e covers ev e ry th in g from sex an d vio len ce to p o litics an d sp o rts. H is ra p id -fire o n e-lin ers are g u a ra n te e d to leave th e a u d ie n c e in stitch es. S h aw n T h o m p so n , a y o u n g C a n a d ia n p e rfo rm e r w h o is no s tra n g e r to th e M o n tre a l com ed y clu b scene, will be a p p e a rin g as well. T h e in n o cen t a p p e a ra n c e o f th is y o u n g m an is m islead in g . H is h u m o u r is sh a rp an d his w it, endless.

M uch o f his act is ad lib a n d focuses on m em b ers o f th e au d ien ce. T h o m p so n is a very d y n a m ic p e rfo rm e r a n d his act, co m b in ed w ith th a t o f G ary D av id , is d estin e d to leave th e au d ien c e ro llin g in th e aisles.

G ary D a v id an d S h a w n T h o m p so n .

The Backdoors will be a p p e a rin g on T h u rs d a y n ig h t d u rin g ca rn iv al.

A s th e ir n am e im plies, th ey em b o d y th e sights an d so u n d s o f th e Doors. They fe a tu re J im H a'kim , o n vocals a n d H ak im b ears an u n c a n n y rese m b la n ce to M o rriso n . In fact the resem b lan ce is so g rea t th a t H ak im has been ask ed to p o rtra y M o rrisio n in an u p c o m in g fe a tu re m o v ie o n th e Doors. The B ackdoors a re N o rth A m e ric a ’s h o tte st ro c k ’n roll b an d w ith o u t a single reco rd release. T h e ir av erag e to u r usually covers the U nited S tate s so th is M o n trea l a p p e a ra n c e is a special trea t.

M o r r i s o n L iv e s!

M ichelle S m ith , a u th o r o f M ichelle R em em b ers, will be sp e a k ­ ing a t M cG ill o n W ed n esd ay , F e b ru a ry 2nd. H er b o o k invites rea d ers on an e x tra o rd i­ nary jo u rn e y , in to th e m em o ry o f a w o m an w h o , as a child, w as delivered in to th e h a n d s o f th e A n tic h rist - th e an c ie n t C h u rc h o f S a ta n . T h e sto ry covers h er y e a r long c o n te st betw een in n o cen ce a n d evil w hile in th e ra p y w ith D r. P azd e r, at th e age o f 27.

S o m e will disbelieve, b ut m any m o re will be to u c h e d an inspired by h er p ersev eran ce in o v e rc o m in g th e influences a ro u n d her. H er speech will be given in th e F ra n k D aw so n A d am s A u d ito riu m at 5:30 p.m .

M ich elle R e m e m b e rs.

Back by p o p u la r d e m a n d , th is y e a r’s c a rn iv a l featu res F o u r F lo o rs o f e n te rta in m e n t a n d th e lin e-u p th is tim e is e x tra o rd in a ry . Traxis will be p e rfo rm in g in th e B allro o m . T his en erg etic y o u n g b an d fro m M o n tre a l has an u n ­ an sw e rin g d e te rm in a tio n to ach iev e p ro fe ssio n a lism in th e ir p e rfo rm a n c e s an d they have ce rta in ly achieved th e ir goals. T h e b a n d ’s re p e to ire fea tu re s songs by L o v erb o y , F o re ig n e r, th e B eatles, Z ep p elin . D av id Bowie, R o d S te w a rt as well as m any o rig in al n u m b e rs. In G e r tr u d e ’s P u b , K i n k y F o x x a h o t act fro m th e “ b ig A p p lie ” will be p erfo rm in g . T h ey m ix selectio n s fro m M ich ael J a c k s o n , E a rth , W in d a n d F ire w ith so m e o rig in a l co m p o sitio n s. Since leaving N ew Y o rk C ity, th is g ro u p has b ro u g h t th eir u p to w n so u n d all o v er th e N o rth E ast p ac k in g clubs to th e rafters an d g u a ra n te e in g full d a n c e floors. F o r a m o re easy -listen in g a tm o sp h e re , so m e o f th e finest ja z z m u sician s a ro u n d will be p e rfo rm in g in G e rtru d e ’s II.

T H A T ’S E N T E R T A I N M E N T .

a b an d w hich com es to us fro m th e clubs o f M a n h a tta n , fea tu re s D o n A lias an d G en e P erla, b o th v eteran s o f alb u m s a n d a p p e a ra n c e s w ith D izzy G ilespie, J o n i M itch ell (o n her highly acclaim ed M ingus alb u m ), S a n ta n a , M iles D avis, an d W e ath er R e p o rt. F o r ja z z lovers, th is is a show n o t to be m issed.

S to n e A llia n c e ,

A L S O H A P P E N I N G . T h e In terg alac tic G am es will be held all d u rin g C a rn iv al W eek.

T h e ev en ts are really a lo t o f fun a n d it’s really easy to get to g e th e r a te am . T h e re a re p o ste rs all a ro u n d c a m p u s listing th e d ates an d tim es o f d iffe ren t events as well as th e rules. L u n ch H o u r sh o w s will be held s ta rtin g M o n d a y , J a n . 31st th ru T h u rs d a y , Feb. 3rd. A ll th e show s w ill ta k e p lace in G e rt’s II. F e a tu re d a re S tu a r t F e ld m a n , a ta le n te d c o m ed ia n an d m usician; M arty B ear, a very ta le n te d g u ita rist; a n d so m e h o m e-g ro w n h u m o u r by th e C o m ed y P layers. A d m issio n is free.

If y ou have an y q u e stio n s a t all a b o u t W in ter C a rn iv al in g en eral, O R if y o u need a p a r tn e r fo r th e m a ra th o n O R if y o u ’re h av in g tro u b le g e ttin g a te a m to g e th e r fro m th e In te rg a la c tic G am es O R IF YOU W A N T T O V O L U N T E E R A T O N E (o r tw o o r...)

O F OU R E V E N T S , p lease d ro p by o u r W IN T E R L U D E '83 b o o th , in th e lo b b y o f th e U niversity C e n tre all w eek. Y ou can also call 392-8976 (T h e M cG ill P ro g ra m B o ard ) or ju s t d ro p by o u r office in R o o m B07 o f th e U niversity C en tre.

P S S S S S S T ! ! ! ! ! S tay tu n e d fo r th e fab u lo u s P o st C a rn iv al Bash on F e b ru a ry 18th, fe a tu rin g H arle q u in .

Tuesday, January 25, 1983

Tuesday, January 25, 1983

The McGill Tribune

Page 7

The McGill Program Board presents

w t ü i ê |s |t i JANUARY Saturday, 29th

Friday, 28th if -

9:00 am - 3:00 pm The A.S.U.S. and Program Board freeze M cTavish. Finally - Skiing!

7:00 pm Opening Reception for the MAMR Benefit Concert, University Centre 3480 McTavish 9:00 pm 30 Hour Benefit Concert/Dance Marathon rc a iu i iii^ uuii/ivoicy Charity: The Montreal Association for the Mentally Retarded. Union Ballroom 3480 McTavish.

Admission $5.00 (N .B. Valid for all thirty hours of super entertainment). Door Prizes Galore! » /

•

All day into the night: The Benefit Concert goes onil Union Ballroom: 3480 M cTavish Admission: $5.00 9:00 am - 5:00 pm Snow Sculpture Design Contest Lower Cam pus. Sponsored by the Kappa Rhotau Fraternity.

Monday, 31st Winterlude: The Noon Time Experience Gertrude’s 2 Spaghetti Dinner “All you can eat” $1.50 Union Cafeteria Comedy Night, Gertrude’s, Free Admission

12:00 pm 5:00 pm •¥• 8:00 pm

FEBRUARY Tuesday, 1st *¥■ 12:00 pm 6:00 pm 6:30 pm if

8:00 pm 8:30 pm

Winterlude: The Noon Tim e Experience! G ert’s 2 Deans’ Reception International Dinner and Entertainment presented by the ISA. Union Cafeteria Concordia vs M cGill Martlets Basketball S ir Arthur Currie Gymnasium Winterlude: Night of the Stars Free Admission Concordia vs M cGill Redmen Basketball S ir Arthur Currie Gymnasium

Wednesday, 2nd i f

if -

12:00 pm Winterlude: The Noon Tim e Experience! G ert’s 2 3:00 pm Earthball Challenge: M cGill vs Concordia 5:30 pm Michelle Smith w ill be speaking in F .D .A .

6:00 - 8:00 pm Skating Soirée at the co-ed Residences 8:00 - 10:00 pm Farewell to M*A^S-*H Night! The M*A^S^H Movie showing at McConnel Hall, Adm ission: $1.50 9:00 pm M-*A-*S^H Party. Bishop Mountain Hall Adm ission: FREE

Thursday, 3rd ^ 1 2 :0 0 12:00 6:00 9:00

pm - 2:00 - 8:00 pm

Winterlude: The Noon Tim e Experience! Gert’s 2 pm Slave Auction Gertrude’s pm All you can eat Pizza Dinner! $1.50, Gertrude's Concert Spectacular!!! featuring The Backdoors.

Union Ballroom , Admission: Students $3.00 General Public $4.00

Friday, 4th 6:00 - 7:00 am Breakfast Party in Cafeteria for eager skiers!

7:30 am Buses leave from front of the University Centre on McTavish for a day and night of frolic at Bromont. $27.00 Downhill, $21.00 Cross-Country 9:00 pm “ Sho rts and S h a d e s” Party in conjunction with Sigm a Alpha Mu. $1.00 (free with \ costum e) - Union Ballroom .

Saturday, 5th 8:30 pm

That’s Entertainment!! Four floors of fabulous talent University Centre, 3480 McTavish featuring, Traxis, Stone Alliance, Kinky Foxx, Feature Movies Admission: M cGill Students: $4.00 General Public: $5.00

P lu s, Th e Post C arnival Bash featuring H arlequin in the not too far off future!!!

Rem em ber also, the Intergalactic G am es are taking place all w eek. A sch ed u le of event tim es is available. Sign up your team s Nowl!

Free Admission to these events For further information, drop by our booth in the University Centre lobby or call 392-8976.

Tuesday, January 25, 1983

The McGill Tribune

Page 8

Hicks continued from p. 1 H icks: W ith reg a rd s to th e role o f the V. P. (In te rn a l),! th in k it needs a ce rtain a m o u n t o f c la rific a tio n . It is a difficu lt p o sitio n because h isto rically d ifferen t in d iv id u als w ho have filled th e role have d iffe ren t p rio rities. S ev eral y ears ago th e V .P . (In te rn a l) w as very con cern ed w ith th e U niversity C e n tre a n d h isto ri­ cally was in ch a rg e o f th e C e n tre until th e U n iversity ste p p ed in an d said, “ We w a n t a b u ild in g d ire c to r.” S o th e re is still a large resp o n sib ility fo r building re n o v a tio n s a n d th in g s like th a t. T h e n ex t y ea r th e individual w as really in fa v o u r o f F o o d an d B everage. S o a fte r a w hile th e V .P . (In te rn a l’s) ro le becam e g eared to w a rd F o o d an d Beverage. S o 1 have ta k e n ov er a legacy w here th e V .P. (In te rn a l) has had so m any d ifferen t resp o n sib ilites th a t have been developed o v er th e y ears th a t have ju s t lapsed o r h av e been a ssu m ed by s ta ff th a t th e d e­ m a n d s fo r th is p o sitio n a re very big.

T h ey a re p rese n tly rew ritin g th e S tu ­ d e n ts’ S ociety C o n s titu tio n an d h o p e ­ fully in th e re th e S p e a k e r o f the S tu ­ d e n ts’ C o u n c il will try to n a rro w dow n th e ro le a little m ore. I d o n ’t know if it’s p o ssib le. A .lot o f th e d efin itio n s are v ag u e so th a t it’s been tra d itio n a l th e w ay it has developed.

Tribune: What personal rewards have

you received fro m this job?

H icks: T h a t's a very d ifficu lt q u estio n , B rian. V ery few. T his y ea r in p a rtic u la r, I've fo u n d h av in g this role very difficult.

It in terferes a lot w ith my p erso n a l life, it has p ut a strain o n friendships, w o rk in g as so m e o n e ’s, su p e rio r o r re p o rtin g to so m e o n e. It’s hard to keep it o u t o f my p e rso n a l life. A cad em ically , its also p e r­ h ap s n o t th e best th in g for me. Every jo b in th is o rg a n iz a tio n fro m th e W elcom e W eek C o -o rd in a to r to th e B lood D rive C h a irm a n is v o lu n te e r. A s a resu lt, y ou c a n ’t ex p e ct th e m to sp en d fro m 9 to 5 h ere everyday. If they a re n 't ab le to ful­ fill th e ir jo b because o f ac ad e m ic w ork, 1 ta k e it on m yself to p ic k -u p th e slack w ith a result I en d -u p sp e n d in g a lot o f tim e to th e d e trim e n t o f ev e ry th in g else.

I’ve en joyed th e jo b fro m a political p o in t-o f-v iew . H av in g g ro w n up in O t­ ta w a it’s g rea t. It’s e n jo y a b le to w ork fro m a p o litical asp ect w ith new spapers.

I’d say th e lo n g -term benefits th a t 1 w o u ld feel are th e p erso n a l sa tisfa c tio n o f say in g th a t th e re n o v a tio n s to th e p u b , th e on ly o nes in 10 y ea rs are be­ ca u se o f us, th e rea so n th a t th e P ro g ra m B oard an d o th e r o rg a n iz a tio n s w hich c a te r to stu d e n ts by p ro v id in g th e ir p a r­

ties a n d servies, th e F o o d a n d B everage, S ad ies, th in g s like th a t, th e ir im p ro v e­ m en ts w ere d o n e w hile we w ere in office.

W e to o k th e bull by th e h o rn s a n d a d ­ d ressed th e g u t p ro b lem s th a t stu d e n ts a re c o n c e rn e d w ith. A n d fin ally th e sa­ tis fa c tio n to look b ack an d to k n o w fo r m yself even if n o b o d y here ev er re­ m em b ers m e th a t, heh, I have d o n e so m e th in g to help M cG ill o r to help S tu d e n ts’ Society.

Tribune: Do you have any immediate

plans for this short semester?

H icks: It is o u r in te n tio n to release a p la n to re n o v a te th e e n tire U niversity C e n tre fro m to p to b o tto m , m ak e a tw oflo o r G e rtru d e s, an d ren o v a te th e ca­ feteria, c re ate m o re office an d lou n g e sp ace a n d m eetin g sp ace w hich is in very sh o rt su p p ly . T h a t will be th e m a jo r co n c ern fo r m e in th e n ex t co u p le o f m o n th s. M y im m ed ia te c o n c ern is to get th a t u n d e r w ay an d to get th a t before th e a rc h ite c ts an d a p p ro a c h th e U niversity now at th e b eg in n in g o f th e ir fu n d -d riv e to get assista n c e in raisin g th e m oney fro m c o r p o r a te o rg a n iz a tio n s an d fo u n d a tio n s. We have-a ta cit ag reem en t w ith th e G ra d u a te S o ciety th a t we w o n ’t go o u t in to th e co m m u n ity soliciting m oney. S o it will be my im m ed ia te plan to get to g e th e r w ith th em to a rra n g e solicitin g o n o u r behalf.

Tribune: A n d what about that book­

store?

H icks: T h e re is th e o n g o in g b attle o f th e b o o k s to re p ro fits. T h e b o o k sto re is n o t s u p p o se d to m a k e a p ro fit. A s it is b o o k s are psy ch o lo g ically to o e x p e n ­ sive. T h e U niversity, a t th e en d o f last y ea r, w h en all th e stu d e n ts w ere go n e, b ro u g h t b efo re S e n a te a p ro p o sa l th a t any excess rev en u e w o u ld sta y w ith th e U niversity fo r c a p ita l e x p e n d itu re o r to a b s o rb th e U n iv ersity ’s cost fo r d o n a t­ ing th e space, so to sp eak . T h e ag ree­ m ent fro m day o n e w as th a t th e b o o k ­ sto re sh o u ld n ’t be m a k in g a p ro fit so if th e re ever w as m o n ey g en e rate d ab o v e e x p e n d itu re it sh o u ld be back to th e s tu ­ den ts. A re b a te system w o u ld be im p o s­ sible, so w h at w as ag reed u p o n w as to send it back to stu d e n ts th ro u g h th e ir p ro g ra m m in g an d it used to co m e to S tu d e n ts’ Society. F o r an o rg a n iz a tio n like this, even th o u g h w e h av e a c a sh ­ flow o f $2.5 m illio n , so m e th in g like $10,000 o r $20.000 m eans th e d ifference b etw een us b ein g in th e red o r in th e black. S o, it will be an o n g o in g battle.

Tribune: A ny other ongoing battles'?

H icks: T h e a th le tic facilities, m ak in g su re th e ch an g es, th e co n c ern s stu d e n ts have raised a n d im p lem en ted , th a t will be a n o n g o in g b attle. P resen tly S tu d e n t S ociety has stru c k an a n ti-a p a th y co m ­ m ittee. It is th a t co m m ittee 's co n cern right now , a p a th y is at an all-tim e high

S T U D E N T ’S SOCIETY D eputy C hief Returning Officer A p p lic a tio n s fo r th e p o sitio n o f D ep u ty C R O a re c u rren tly being accep ted . All a p p lic a n ts m ust be m e m b ers o f th e S tu d e n ts ’ S ociety o f M cG ill U niversity. G en eral a p p lic a tio n form s a re a v a ila b le at th e S tu d e n ts ' S ociety G en e ra l O ffice. T h is p o si­ tio n involves w o rk ru n n in g o f univ ersity elections. S o m e p a rt-tim e em p lo y m e n t is involved. A p p lic a tio n s m ust be s u b m itte d by F rid a y . J a n . 28, 1983, 4:30 p.m . to Leslie C o p e la n d , O p e ra tio n s S ecre tary , S tu d e n ts’ S o ciety G en era! O ffice. U n io n B uilding, R oom 105.

F o r fu rth e r in fo rm a tio n , c o n ta c t M a rc y V igoda a t 3 9 2 -8 9 2 1 o r call th e S tu d e n ts ’ S ociety G en eral O ffice (392-8922) an d leave a m essage.

Marcy V igoda C hief R eturning Officer

a n d s tu d e n t aw a re n ess is a t an all-tim e low . It is my re sp o n sib ility as c h a irm a n o f th a t c o m m itte e to try a n d in crease aw aren ess th ro u g h p u b licity ca m p aig n s, th ro u g h try in g to go o u t to classes an d th in g s like th a t. W e will try to get ac ro ss th a t we p ro v id e services fro m th e cap p u cin o cafe in th e c a fete ria, to ven d in g o u tle ts to c o n tra c e p tiv e s fro m th e W o m en ’s U n io n . T his will be a m a jo r c a m p a ig n th a t I will be clo sely -lin k ed w ith.

Tribune: Do you plan to come back

next year?

H icks: 1 p lan to g ra d u a te th is year.

C o n c e iv a b ly , I m ig h t ta k e a n o th e r de­ g ree at M cG ill, be it a M BA p ro g ra m o r so m e th in g a lo n g th o se lines. W h e th e r o r n o t 1 get involved in stu d e n t g o v ern m e n t o r n o t d ep e n d s largely on w h o will be ru n n in g fo r th e v ario u s p o sitio n s at th e tim e. H av in g w o rk e d so h ard to a c ­ co m p lish c e rta in ta sk s th e o n e y ear th a t w e h av e been in office, it w o u ld be very h a rd fo r s o m e o n e like m e to say, “ O kay, w e d id n 't acco m p lish it in th e o n e year, fo rg et it.” I w o u ld like to see it finished.

T h a t d o e sn 't m ean th a t I’m co m m it­ ted to ru n n in g fo r office. W h a t it m eans is th a t so m e in d iv id u al w ho is as co m ­ m itted to th e sam e p rin cip les w e sto o d fo r is ru n n in g for office.

Tribune: What would you think o f a

credit program being instituted to give credit fo r the large amounts o f time you do spend at this office?

H icks: R ecently th e Q u eb ec g o v ern ­ m en t ca m e o u t w ith such a p ro p o sa l to give stu d e n t lead ers cred its fo r th e ir p o ­ sitio n s. T h e o nly d ra w b a c k w ith th a t, a bug w hich 1 th in k c a n ’t be w o rk ed o u t, is w h o is m a rk in g th e m , if it’s th e U niversi­ ty, it w o u ld m a k e th e stu d e n t very relu c­ ta n t to ch allen g e th e U niversity on sev­ era l causes. T h e p rin cip le is c o rrec t, th e tim e y o u sp en d here, th e e d u c a tio n th a t goes on by b eing in a p o sitio n such as th is ca n ’t be b eat by any te x tb o o k .

T ribune: Do you have any message fo r

T h ey invest m o n ey in S tu d e n ts ' S o ciety , it sh o u ld be every s tu d e n t’s re sp o n sib ili­ ty to find o u t w h ere th a t m oney is going, to get involved in th e p la n n in g o f events.

M cG ill has th e d isa d v a n ta g e th a t it is in su ch an ex c itin g city as M o n tre a l b ut n ev erth eless M cG ill has a lot to o ffer th a t M o n tre a l d o e sn ’t. It has a very ac­ tiv e so c ia l life be it a fra t p a rty o r b a llro o m en g in ee rin g p u b -n ig h t. T h ere is a very ac tiv e stu d e n t life a lb e it o n ly a te n th o f th e p o p u la tio n gets involved in it.

1 th in k my m essage to stu d e n ts is: in th e ir fo u r y ea rs at M cG ill it’s in th e ir in terest to get o u t th e re a n d find o u t w h a t’s av a ila b le , get involved. If you ev er h e a r th e o ld e r g e n e ra tio n sittin g back an d ta lk in g a b o u t th e ir y o u th it is th e ir u n iv e rsity y ea rs th a t th ey re­ m e m b er. I th in k th a t if th ey (to d a y ’s stu d e n ts) w aste th e ir fo u r y ea rs they w ould be m issing o u t on an aw ful lot.

ED ITO R S NOTE This is the first in a series o f five inter­ views with each member o f the executive com m ittee o f the Students’ Society.

They have been planned as a feature in the Tribune since Septem ber.

Join The Trib!!!

W IN TER C A R N IV A L S P O R T S S P E C IA L $2.00 B U YS YOU A T IC K E T TO

the students o f McGill?

H icks: 1 th in k th a t w h at is a m a jo r p ro b lem at M cG ill is th a t stu d e n ts really a re n ’t co n cern ed a b o u t S tu d e n ts’ S ocie­ ty o r a b o u t th e ir U niversity. T h ey are q u ic k to co m p la in a b o u t th in g s but they d o n ’t realize w h o is g o in g to be fig h tin g th e ir b a ttle in S en ate. It’s th e ir stu d e n t leaders.

M y m a jo r m essage to stu d e n ts is th a t th ey sp en d a ce rtain a m o u n t fo r th e ser­ vices th ey get o u t o f th is o rg a n iz a tio n .

?41RAV ELCU 1S ir ^ The Way toGo!

FLY=Ê^>TO LONDON AND RETURN F R O M $469 (plus tax ) R eserve an d pay fo r y o u r flight p rio r to J a n . 31. 1983

C a ll

TRAVEL CUTS 849-9201 3480 M cavish, B asem ent.

S tu d en t U nion B uilding for specials to o th e r cities.

T U ESD A Y FE B 1st C O N C O R D I A VS MARTLETS

6:30 p.m.

C O N C O R D I A VS REDMEN

8:30 p.m.

AT THE

SIR ARTH UR C U R R IE GYMNASIUM AND BREAKAW AY

WITH TH E H O CKEY REDMEN

LAVAL VS M cG ILL SA TU RD A Y FEB . 5th 7:30 p.m.

AT TH E M C C O N N ELL W INTER STADIUM HAPPY HOUR 6:30 p.m.

Tickets available at Sadies and the Department of Athletics till Feb. 1st. The first 150 students will receive a coupon for free french fries sponsored by Burger King.

Cross-Town Rivalry

by E. G oldberg L ast w eek's (J a n 18) R ed m en C o n ­ c o rd ia hockey g am e had all th e p o te n tia l o f b ein g a M cG ill s p o rts w rite r’s d rea m .

M cG ill, th e u n d e rd o g vying fo r a p la y o ff sp o t, w as ta k in g o n its “cro s­ sto w n riv al" at C o n c o rd ia . T h e R edm en h a d n ’t b ea te n th e S tin g ers in ex actly five y e a r s t o t h e d a y .s i n c e J a n u a r y 18, 1978.

A n d to to p it all off, th e S tin g ers w ere tire d , h av in g play ed th re e gam es in th e p ast fo u r days. M cG ill fans had show n u p to ch eer on th e ir R ed m en , w hile m e m b ers o f th e ju n io r v arsity team lo o k ed on. E ven A th letics D ire c to r B ob D u b e a u p u t in an a p p e a ra n c e at th is g am e. W h a t does th is all m ean? W ell, 1 guess it ju s t m eans th a t not only this s p o rtsw rite r w as d isa p p o in te d w ith th e g am e's results; C o n c o rd ia 5, M cG ill 3.

B ut fo r a w hile, it lo o k ed as th o u g h th e R ed m e n m ight ju s t pull o ff a w in.

T h e first p erio d w as evenly played th a n k s to so m e excellent g o a lte n d in g by R e d m e n g o alie D a rre n T u rn e r, an d so m e aggressive offensive play by rook­ ies G eo rg e B u rn ett an d B rian P ugh. A t 16:28 o f th e p erio d , on a pass from M a rc B e rtra n d a n d Yves B eaucage, P a t C hi-

asso n b ro k e a ro u n d a S tin g er defensem an , sk a te d u n to u c h e d in to th e C o n ­ c o rd ia zone, and fired a sh o t from high in t h e slot p ast C o n ’s g o alie S té p h a n e H con.

U n fo rtu n a te ly , th e m o m e n tu m sw ung o v er to C o n c o rd ia d u rin g th e seco n d p erio d as th e S tin g ers sco red tw ice in th e first fo u r m in u tes an d a d d e d a th ird at 17; 15 o f th e p erio d . B ut a t 17:49, R e d ­ m en R ick R o u rk e passed to B rad Field in th e slot. Field m a n o eu v red a ro u n d th e S tin g e r d efe n sem a n an d flipped a w rist sh o t by H éo n to tig h ten th e S tin g er lead at 3-2.

T h a t w as as close as th e R ed m en w o u ld get to th e S tin g ers. C o n c o rd ia sc o re d tw o g o als in th e th ird p erio d be­ fo re F ield a n d R o u rk e co m b in ed ag ain to p ro d u c e th e final R ed m en tally. O th ­ erw ise, M cG ill played a ra th e r u n in s­ pired th ird p erio d .

T h e R ed m e n m eet C o n c o rd ia o nly once m o re th is seaso n , o n F e b ru a ry 9 at M c C o n n ell W in ter S ta d iu m . It will be in te restin g to see if M cG ill can o v er­ co m e th e ir 24 g am e losing stre a k a g a in st th e S tin g ers.

Christmas Caper

The follow ing article is an attem pt to explain why the Christmas list never ap­ peared.

T h e m o m e n t I realized th e gift-list w asn ’t p rin te d 1 ru sh ed ov er to th e b ase m e n t o f th e U n io n b u ild in g to c o n ­ fro n t th e in c o n sid e ra te e d ito r o f C h rist­ m as w ishes. O n m y w ay th ro u g h th e U n io n d o o rs I collided head o n w ith a m e d iu m sized m an s p o rtin g a fa b u lo u s ta n . L ucky guy, I th o u g h t, he h asn ’t even fin ish ed th e se m ester an d he’s a l­ rea d y been s o u th . H ow fa r so u th I’d o n ly find o u t later.

In th e D aily office th ey h ad n o idea w h a t 1 w as ta lk in g a b o u t. B ut th a t w as im p o ssib le; I'd h a n d e d it in a w eek be­ fo re th e d ead lin e. A n n o y ed , co n fu sed , d iss a p p o in te d , a n d d ejec ted , I ‘m o p e d ’ m y w ay o u t o f th e office. O ff to G e r­ tru d e s I w ent, to d ro w n m y so rro w s an d s o o th my sto m a c h ...” b a rte n d e r gim m e a d o u b le sh o t o f J a c k D an ie ls an d a q u a rte r o f M a a lo x .”

S e p a ra tin g th e bills fro m th e p ap e rs, in o rd e r to pay, I ca m e ac ro ss a piece o f p a p e r w ith a te le p h o n e n u m b e r an d th e n a m e E d u a rd o on it. D ism issin g it as ju s t a n o th e r fo rg o tte n in stan c e 1 p ro ­ ceed ed to s tu f f it back in to m y p o ck e t, pay fo r my d rin k , an d s a tu ra te my a n ­ guish.

S o m e th in g w as b o th e rin g m e a n d I c o u ld n ’t p u t my finger on it. S ittin g

Carnival Time!!!

by S .C . M arshall G en erally sp e ak in g , th e re are th re e types o f ‘tim es' a p erso n can have. M o st­ ly, th ro u g h life's trav els, th e tim es are in t h e ‘real tim e' categ o ry . S o m e o f th e rest, a su b c lass o f th is first, can be called a ‘g o o d tim e’.

T h e rest, th e rem a in in g m easly p o r­ tio n , by fa r th e m in o rity , can be classi­ fied as a ‘real g o o d tim e’. T h ese a re th e ones th a t cau se th e rem in iscin g la ter in life. T h is ex em p lifies w h at m o st san e, a n d all in san e peo p le feel a b o u t th e an ­ n u al W in ter C a rn iv a l at M cG ill.

Yes, it is th a t tim e o f y e a r ag ain . J u s t w hen w e get th e sn o w , we’re given th e perfect ex cu se to get o u t an d go fo r it.

T h e W in ter C a rn iv a l th is y ea r has had its n am e ch a n g ed to ‘W in terlu d e ‘83’, b u t th a t c h a n g es n o th in g ... It’s still th e fu n n est tim e o n c a m p u s all year.

Besides th e fact th a t th e P ro g ra m B o ard (th e o rg an ise rs o f th e E vent) seem to have been victim o f a ‘H itc h -h ik er's G u id e to th e G a la x y ’ o v erd o se, th e ca­ le n d a r o f ev en ts has ch a n g ed m in im ally (h o o ra y ) from last year.

T h e W in te rlu d e in clu d es th e u su al ran g e o f activ ities, fro m m ovies, to p a r­ ties, to tu g s o f w ar. to m a ra th o n d an ces, to F ra t C raw ls (th e g ro w n -u p v ersio n o f a P u b C raw l, no w th a t w e're a t U niversi-

ty).

The McGill Daily Travels to Chile

by M el Tim m y T h is p ast C h ristm a s I c o -a u th o u re d a C h ristm a s gift-list w ith th e w ell k n o w n g h e tto fig u re a n d so m e tim es s p o rts co ­ lu m n ist A ce B aker. It w as to ru n in th e M cG ill D aily C h ristm a s issue. It never a p p e a re d an d co n seq u e n tly 100’s o f M cG ill stu d e n ts never received th eir C h ristm a s w ishes fro m A ce a n d M el.

Page 9

The McGill Tribune

Tuesday, January 25, 1983

ac ro ss fro m a girl th a t had h an d s like E .T . it hit me. T h a t p iece o f p a p e r in my p o c k e t, th e p h o n e n u m b e r, th e m ovie E .T ., it w as c lea r now . E.T. p h o n e hom e. E .T . p h o n e h o m e. M el p h o n e E d u ard o ! M el p h o n e E d u ard o !

1 d a rte d to th e p h o n e , th re w my q u a r ­ te r in th e slo t a n d p ro m p tly dialed . A fter o n e ring a h usky m ale voice answ ered.

“Je ss, y o u a re w o n d e rin g a b o u t y o u r article?” “Je ss” , I said , “ 1 m ean yes.

W h e r...“ E et is far aw ay in S a n tia g o ...” , he replied. “ S a n D iego, w h at th e hell is it d o in g th ere? W h o th e ...” , I d e m a n d e d . “ M r. M el T im m y eet is in S a n tia g o C hile w eeth a M a rx ist fac tio n calling th em selves th e Red S o c k s,” an sw ered E d u a rd o . “ W h a a a a t..? ” , 1 sh o u te d . It w as n o use, he’d h u n g up. I called back im m ed ia te ly b ut th e o p e r a to r b ro k e in a n d said “th e re w as no service o n ...”

C lick. I h u n g u p on her.

W hy, how , w hen, I th o u g h t. It c a n ’t be, how did I get th e n o te, how d id he kn o w my n am e. W a lk in g a w a y fro m th e p h o n e, w ith my head d o w n , I trie d to figure it o u t. S o m e b o d y hit me, it hit me, he hit me. T h e guy w ith th e ta n , he slip p ed m e th e n o te . H e w asn ’t a lucky stu d e n t w h o w ent so u th fo r a v ac atio n .

H e w asn ’t even a stu d e n t. H e w as from T H E S o u th , S o u th A m erica, C h ile to be e x a ct, a b o u t 1,200 m iles s o u th o f th e D ip lo m a t H o tel in M iam i Beach.

Back to th e p h o n e s 1 w en t to get in to u c h w ith A C E to so u n d o u t his feel­ ings o n th e situ a tio n . I h a d a feeling we w ere sittin g o n a keg o f d y n a m ite an d so m e th in g w as a b o u t to blow . A ce w as o u t o f to w n in Los A ngeles m eeting w ith D in o D i F ra q v elli th e p u b lish e r o f his latest b o o k en title d , “G re a t S p o rts Le­ g en d s o f m y P a st.” I th o u g h t a b o u t ta k -

T h e h ig h -p o in t o f th e d ay lig h t h o u rs th is y ear, like o th e rs p ast, is th e 'I n te r g a lactic G am e s'. T h ese g am es a re a p p a r ­ en tly su p p o se d to b rin g o u t th e ‘S p ace C a d e t’ in us all. T h e w in n in g te a m will em b o d y th e tru e n a tu re o f th e sp irit o f S p a c e C a d e t. S p ace C a d e t S p irit is syno n im o u s w ith p ro te c tin g tru th , h o n o u r, a n d in san ity th r o u g h o u t th e g alax y (fo r th o se w h o d id n ’t know ).

A very b rie f c h ro n o lo g ic a l o u tlin e o f th e m a jo r ac tiv ity -o rie n ted ev en ts fol­ low s below . T h is list sh o u ld n o t by any m ean s be ta k e n as th e official list o f

ing th e trip ; it co u ld m a k e a g o o d sto ry , b u t it w as ex a m tim e, I d id h av e a copy o f th e list, it co u ld be d an g e ro u s, an d I had v ery little in fo rm a tio n to w o rk o n. I d ecid ed to go fo r it. 1 ran back d o w n to th e b asem en t o f th e U n io n to sp eak to th e tra v e l ag e n t. “ G et m e th e first p la n e o u t o f h ere to S a n tia g o ” . “ S an D iego?” , she said. 1 replied “ N o, S a n tia g o C h ile!” .

S h e to ld m e th e first an d o n ly flig h t o f th e w eek to S a n tia g o w as th a t evening.

T en h o u rs later, sem i-co n scio u s an d ex ­ h au sted , I arriv ed . W ithin tw en ty m in ­ u tes, a fte r p assin g th ro u g h cu sto m s, 1 w as laid o u t in th e b ac k seat o f a L ad a , u n c o n sc io u s, o u t cold, b eing w hisked aw ay to th e sm all to w n o f T u p u n g a to , 18,000 feet ab o v e sea level.

W h en I a w o k e I fo u n d m yself su r­ ro u n d e d by a b u n ch o f m ixed up M a rx ­ ists. In th e ir effo rts to p u m p o u t a sla n t­ ed p ro p a g a n d a ta b lo id m o n th s o f re­ se a rc h led th e m to th e b ase m e n t o f th e U n io n b u ild in g to th e office o f th e M cG ill D aily . T h ey w ere to call th e ir p a p e r th e M c C H IL E D A IL Y . H ence, E d u a rd o w as se n t o n a to p level m issio n

th in g s g o in g o n ... on e o f th e p arties an d d an ces have been in clu d ed ; o nly th o se activ ities w hich p re te n d to so m e p h y si­ cal skill.

C a rn iv a l sta rts on Friday January 28. w ith a ski d o w n M cT av ish , a relay race, a n d a d a n c e m a ra th o n . O n th e n ex t day , Saturday, th e m ain tests o f skill are th e F ra t C raw l a n d th e b o a t races. M o st o f th e stre n g th req u ired fo r th ese events is, o f co u rse, needed in th e elbow .

M onday January 31 sees a d ifferen t k ind o f e n d u ra n c e — th e re ’s an A ll-Y ouC a n -E a t S p a g h e tti D in n e r...stu ffstu ffstuff. A lso lo o k for th e H y p ersp ace W h e el-b a rro w race, th e M o st P eo p le O n T h e P izza T ra y C o n te st, an d th e L iq u o r P ip e ttin g hie C o n test.

Tuesday the 1st. th e R ed m en and M a rtle ts b a sk e tb a ll te a m s h o st C o n ­ c o rd ia a t C u rrie G ym at 6:30 an d 8:30.

D u rin g th e d a y , a 9-legged race a n d a M ae-W est E a tin g c o n te st a re o n th e bill.

W ednesday February 2. th e u ltim a te ch allen g e: th e A n n u a l E a rth b a ll C o n test versu s C o n c o rd ia , as well as th e S ca­ v enger H u n t an d a sk a tin g p a rty up at th e R esid en ces will all be held. A g ain , th a t o th e r k ind o f e n d u ra n c e com es in to play o n Thursday the third, w ith th e A ll-Y o u -C a n -E a t P izza P a rty . T h ere a re also slav e a c tio n s (fo r th o se w ith a m a so ch istic te n d a n c y to th e ir e n d u ­ ran ce), an d a T u g -O f-W a r-O n -Ic e th is day.

Friday February 4 sees no sch o o l.

T h is, th a n k fu lly , allow all us sk iers to get an early s ta rt o n th e w eekend.

All th e se ev en ts are , n a tu ra lly , d e­ sig n ed to be fu n , an d to b rea k th e m o ­ n o to n y o f m id -w in te r sch o o l. W hatever y o u d o , d o n 't m iss o u t on th e fun. If y o u 're h av in g p ro b lem s g ettin g th in g s g o in g in y o u r sch o o l o r facu lty , give th e P.B. a h o ller a t th e ir office (392-8977), an d get o u t th e re sw inging!!!

to get a h o ld o f a m odel M cG ill D aily article. H e m essed u p , to say th e least.

S o , w hy d id th ey tr a p me, w hy w as I b eing held, w h at help co u ld I possibly be to a b u n ch o f ‘co n fu sed c o m m u n ists'?

T h e an sw e r tu rn e d o u t to be q u ite sim ­ ple; In light o f my sty le o f w ritin g , being rarely co n d u siv e to so cial c h a n g e th e R ed S o ck s fig u red it o n ly to be logical th a t I w o u ld be th e m o st likely to ex p o se all 1 k n o w , g o o d an d b ad , a b o u t th e b eh in d th e scenes m e ch a n ics o f th e M cG ill D aily a n d it’s staff.

U n fo rtu n a te ly fo r th em th ey w ere o u t o f luck. T h ey had th e rig h t m an b u t th e w ro n g tim e . I to ld th e m th a t if th ey w ere lo o k in g fo r an ex p o sé on th e M cG ill D aily an d it’s sta ff th e y ’d have to w ait p atien tly , w ith th e rest o f M cG ill u n til th e M c G illT rib u n e e d itio n on F e b ru a ry 8. T H E N A N D O N L Y T H E N W IL L A L L IN T E R E S T E D P A R T IE S G E T A C H A N C E TO R EA D ALL ABOUT W H A T R E A L L Y G O ES ON A T T H E M c G IL L D A IL Y .

By the way. look fo r A ce a n d M el's C hristm as gift list in n ext w eeks' Trib.

Page 10

The McGill Tribune

Tuesday, January 25, 1983

----------------- The Scoop----------------- .

M onkey on Our Back

by A ce B aker

M o n k ey on O u r Back “ D o w n rig h t h u m iliatin g ” , ex claim ed o n e o b se rv e r— w h at I’d call th e u n d e r­ sta te m e n t o f th e year. T u es. J a n . 18/83 will be rem e m b ere d as th e ‘H o rro r at th e H ive' sp o rts fans, a real kick in th e te eth fo r th e red -an d -w h ite.

T h e Place: C o n c o rd ia U n iv ersity - th e S tin g ers nest. A ce B ak er w as th ere, an d believe m e it ta k e s co u ra g e to publicly a d m it th a t. Y’see w e’re ta lk in ’ trip le d efeat here: hock ey , a n d girls a n d guys b-ball, th e p rid e o f M cG ill in ea ch sp o rt, an d th ey all bit th e big one.

I’ll sp a re y o u th e p ain o f h e a rin g a b o u t all th ree g am es, a n d lim it it to R edm en b a s k e tb a ll. T h e G o o d P o i n t s : R ed m e n c o n tro lle d th e p ace th ro u g h o u t, w ith a w e ll-d istrib u te d sc o rin g o u tp u t, (B ernie R o san elli hit fo r 19, M a n th o s K atsu lis 13, V ilh elm B oggild 12, O w en O fficer 10) a n d w ere in th e g am e u n til th e fin al few m in u te s d esp ite t h e B a d P o i n t s : early fo u l tro u b le , lack o f c o n siste n t inside g am e, slo p p y tu rn o v e rs, an d c h o k in g a t th e foul line w hen it w as c lu tch (5 fo r 10 in th e final 3 m in u tes, c o m p a re d to C o n c o rd ia ’s 13 fo r 14). R e s u l t : 85-76 S tingers.

I really find it fru s tra tin g g a n g — if y o u follow an y o f th ese te am s y o u ’d k n o w as w ell a 1 d o th a t th e ta le n t is th e re , we ju s t d o n ’t seem to have th e ex e c u tio n w hen it co u n ts. A strik in g o b se rv a tio n is th a t th is p ro b lem o ccu rs m ost fre q u e n tly ag a in st C oncordia (th e R ed m en h ad no tro u b le d isp o sin g o f B ishops last w eek, 104-56)— yes, th e sa m e b u n ch th a t elim in a te d o u r fo o tb a ll h ero es, an d th ra s h e d us th ric e last T u e s.— yes, th a t’s th e ‘m o n k e y on o u r b ac k ', th e jin x we c a n ’t sh ak e; it’s o u r c ro ss’to w n rivals, th o se n o n -stu d e n t S p a rta n s th a t seem to get th e b e tte r o f us every tim e.

S o w h at to do? N u k e th e b a sta rd s? O r ju s t ta k e it to th e streets? (w e’ve g o t th em o u tn u m b e re d 26,000-18,000). E ith e r th a t o r d ig in o u r heels an d scream “en o u g h !” a n d ch a rg e to th e s u p p o rt o f o u r team s - c ’m on y o u b u n ch o f lazy slobs, p ut th a t beer d o w n , tu rn th a t TV off, an d ta k e up arm s.

F rid a y an d T u e sd a y N ig h ts a re b a sk e tb a ll d o u b le h e a d e rs, w ith B ishops an d C o n c o rd ia at th e C u rrie. See you there.

Mont Jay Peak St. Sauveur VERMONT

P ig s R o m p 9-0

H ate to say I g o ld ja so sp o rts fans, b u t...H O W ’B O U T T H E M P IG S ? (oink).

Y up, th e y ’re red h o t, rid in g a 3-gam e w in n in g strea k d u rin g w hich s ta r g oalie A n d ré e A la rie has rec o rd e d 3 sh u to u ts (th e la test w as a 9-0 sc h m u c k in g o f G a rd n e r last T u es.) a n d th e y ’re cu rre n tly tied fo r 1st p lace in th e 2nd sem ester G irls I-M H ockey L eague w ith rivals A p o c a l y p s e .

W h en in terview ed a b o u t th e d ra m a tic tu r n a b o u t o f th e S c r e a m i n g P i g s , c a p ta in J e a n F ah ey w as co o l an d co n fid e n t: “ It’s all m e n tal - w e’ve been a b le to d ig d o w n deep an d co m e up big w hen th e g o in g g o t to u g h . Hi M o m !” W hen q u e stio n e d a b o u t to n ig h ts b a ttle fo r I st place vs. A p o caly p se, Pigs coach es revealed little — o nly th a t it w o u ld be “ p h y sical...a w ar in th e c o rn e rs.”

L ater gang, tu n e in n ex t w eek fo r a m o re co m p lete, p e rh a p s less biased in tra ­ m u ral rep o rt...

A ce Baker is a syndicated colum nist fo r the G hetto Gazette.

• SKI FOR LESS • SKI FOR LESS • SKI FOR LESS •

V___________ ______ ___________________________________________ J

M cG ill s tu d e n ts can now p u rc h a s e d isc o u n t v o u c h e rs to ski a n y tim e a t M o n t S t. S a u v e u r a n d J a y P eak at , I a n d II.

Redmen Soccer Champions

t a b l e ’s Regular Price St. Sauveur W eekend S I 6 .0 0 W eek d ay S I 2 .0 0 Nitzht S 10.00 (S u n d a y -T h u rs d a y . 3:00 p.m . to 10:30 p.m .

F rid a y a n d S a tu rd a y , 3:00 p.m . to m id n ig h t)

Voucher Price S 1 2 .0 0

S 10.00 S 8.00

photo c o McGill Athletics

Jay Peak Vermont A n y tim e S20..

SI 5.00 (C a n a d ia n D o llars) G ro u p ra te in fo rm a tio n (20 skiers o r m o re) c o n ta c t Sylvie D a g e n a is 866-7190 o r 430-4370.

• SKI FOR LESS • SKI FOR LESS • SKI FOR LESS

« s it

I he Redmen Soccer Team was honored for their historic second C1AU championship at the Mayor's office in November. This event also was historic: it was the first time an Intercollegiate team has been wined and dined by the Office.

Can you pick out the stars? Pictured here are Dickens St.-Vil (8th from right, standing) coach Gord Gow (6th from right). Mayoral Rep Michel Morin (5th from right), trainer Dominique Gilbert (3rd from right) and w inning play-maker Hisham Addel-Rahman (4th from right, sitting).

The McGill Tribune

Tuesday, January 25, 1983

Trib Scoreboard

Red and White Standings Basketball Redmen

Basketball at C oncordia Trois Rivières at C oncordia

Jan 18 Jan 21* Jan 18

M artlets Hockey Redm en

McG: 85 McG: 85 McG: 58 M cG: 3 M cG: 5 McG: 7

at C o n c o rd ia O tta w a C hicoutim i

J a n 18 J a n 21* Jan 22*

C: 76 TR: 72 C : 53 C: 5 O: 6 C: 2

M artlets

M artlets Hockey Redm en M artlets Synchro Swim

Jan F eb Jan F eb

28* 1* 28* 1*

B ishop’s C o n c o rd ia B ishop’s C o n c o rd ia

Jan Jan Jan F eb

29 30 25 2

at at at at

J a n 29

Hockey Kcdmen

O W IA A Q ualifieiis at U o f T

Intra-Mural Standings (as of January 5) Faculty ‘A" 1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

Law A Medicine A Beer Police (Eng) Fast Speed Drillers (Dent) Profiteers 1 (Mgt) MBA Bucks Arts A Science A

G W

1.

T

7

1 2 2 3 4 4 5 6

1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

7

7 7 7 7 7 7

5 5 5 4 3 3 2 1

Faculty 'B' 1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

Rubber Bullets (Eng) Arts B Flying Butts (Arch) I.ues 1 (Med) Profiteers II (Mgt) Law B Beer Police II (Eng) Crude Unit (Eng) Seamen (Grad St) Inhibitors (Sci) Law C Slow Speed Drillers (Dent)

7 7 7 7 7 6 7 6 7 7 6 6

6 5 5 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 1 0

0 1 1 3 2 2 3 3 4 5 5 6

1 1 1 0 2 1 1 0 2 1 0 0

4 4 4 4 4

4 4 4 3 2

0 0 0 1 2

0 0 0 0 0

Open ‘A’ 1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

Indians B Virgins Voodoos Druids The Bone

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

1 1.

12.

Hose heads Motley Crew II McConnell A Bui lit/ Cat’s Meow II Civil Stallions Molson B

4 3 3 4 2 4 4

1 1 1 1 0 0 0

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

East End Bruins Southern Com fort Stoppers Rebels Anarchists Molson Muscle Late Bloomers Gardner Douglas Fairbanks Snake II Stoners McConnel B

1 1 0 0 0 0 0 -

Open 'B’ 6 6 6 5 6 6 2 6 5 5 5 6

6 6 4 4 3 1 1 0 1 1 0 0

0 0 0 0 2 3 0 3 4 4 5 6

0 0 2 1 1 2 1 3 0 0 0 0

7 7 6 7 7 6 7 5

7 5 4 4 3 1 1 0

0 2 2 3 4 4 5 5

0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0

Women 1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

Apocalypse Puck Rats McConnell Re-Habs Plum ber's Pride Screamers Skating Scalpels Gardner

STUDENTS’ SOCIETY NOMINATING COMMITTEE A pplications are hereby called for: 2 m em bers fo r th e Ad H oc Selection C o m m ittee to N o m in ate a C h an cello r fo r M cG ill U niversity “G eneral A p p lica tio n ” form s are availab le from the S tu d e n ts’ S ociety G eneral Office, R o o m 105 o f th e S tu d e n t U nion, 3480 M cT avish Street.

C om p leted a p p lic atio n s m ust be su b m itted to Leslie C o p e la n d , O p e ra tio n s S ecretary, S tu d e n ts’ Society G eneral Office, NO LATER TH A N 4:30 p.m . F rid ay , J a n u a ry 28, 1983.

Bruce Hicks, Chairman N om inating C om m ittee

2 1 2 3 2 4 4

T oronto (I) Saskatchewan (2) Moncton (3) Alberta (5) Concordia (4) Brandon (6) Dalhousic (X) l aurier (10) M anitoba (-) UQAC (7)

1.

2.

3.

4.

Concordia McGill IJQTR Bishop's

Q l AA

Victoria ( I) Bishop's (2) Brock (3) Concordia (4)' Laurcntian (5) Alberta (6) McGill (7) Winnipeg (X) Saskatchewan (9) Calgary (10)

1.

2.

3.

4.

CIA l 1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

X. 9.

10.

* h o m e gam es

Q l AA

Victoria (I) Brandon (2) Dalhousic (7) Calgary (4) Concordia (6) W indsor (-) York (10) St- l ranyois Xavier (3) W aterloo (5) St. Mary's (-)

CIA l 1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

X. 9.

10.

Laval C h ico u tim i C o n c o rd ia B ishop’s

Men

CIA l 1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

X. 9.

Id.

C O M IN G EV E N T S Basketball Redm en

Page 11

Bishop's Concordia McGill U Q IR

Q l 'AA I. 2 3.

4.

5.

6.

Concordia UQAC Laval U Q IR McGill Ottawa

G W

G F GA

I.

T

p

2 2 0 2 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 1

0

4 2

0

154 140 179 140 0 64 69 0 55 103

(. YV i

T

p

GI

GA

3 2 !

0

0 0 1) 0

6 4 2 0

242 193 169 162

162 165 187 252

3 3 3 3

G W

0 1 2 3

(1

0

1. T

20 15 4 1 21 12 X 1 20 10 9 1 20 X 10 2 21 6 14 1 18 6 12 0

p G F GA 31 25 21 IX 13 12

1IX 113 109 X9 103 71

62 112 112 104 106 116

N.B.: Parentheses indicate last week's standings.

Return of the Champions

by Glen C unningham T h e M cG ill so ccer R ed m en c u lm in a t­ ed a n o th e r .sp ectacu lar se aso n w ith a d ra m a tic o n e-g o a l v icto ry o v er th e U ni­ v ersity o f V icto ria V ikings, in O c to b e r '82.

T h e w in m a rk e d th e second c o n sec u ­ tiv e N a tio n a l T itle fo r th e M cG ill side; a feat n ev er b efo re ac co m p lish e d in in te r­ co lleg iate soccer!

T h e R ed m e n a re to be c o n g ra tu la te d ex ten siv ely fo r c o n trib u tin g a su p e rla ­ tiv e se aso n th a t saw th e m go u n d e fe a t­ ed. T h e ir m ight o n th e p itch offered c o n ­ sid e ra b le w eight to th e tra d itio n o f a th le tic excellence illu strate d at M cG ill.

T h e o n ly m in o r blem ishes on th e R ed m e n reco rd f o r ’82 w ere th r e e d ra w s a g a in s t a rc h -riv a l C o n c o rd ia . T h e R ed m e n sh o w ed th e ir su p e rio rity o v er th e S tin g ers w hen it m a tte re d m ost w ith a co n v in cin g 4-1 q u a rte r-fin a l victory.

M cG ill trav e lle d to U n iversity o f N ew B ru n sw ick fo r th e sem i-fin al an d w o n a w ell played c o n te st w ith th e ir n o ted “ Iro n C u r ta in ” d efen se 2-0 to a d v a n ce in to th e final.

B efore a large a n d e n th u sia stic crow d on th e h o m e p itch M cG ill’s H ish am A bdel R a h m a n co n v e rted a three-w ay p la y , a n d te a m e d u p w ith s t r i k e r D ick en s St. Vil to head a perfect pass o f a la ser-b eam feed by d e fe n d e r J o h n D ’A m b ro sio , p ro v id in g th e R ed m en w ith th e ir seco n d co n sec u tiv e S am D a ­ v id so n M e m o rial T ro p h y , c o m m e m o ra ­ tive o f In terco lleg iate soccer suprem acy!

T h e biggest play in th e R ed m e n se a ­ so n w as fittin g ly te a m -o rie n te d , d e p ic t­

in g C o a c h G o r d G o w ’s “ t e a m - a p ­ p ro a c h ” p h ilo so p h y .

C o a ch G o w an d his a ssista n ts Z ack B reg an sk y a n d R o b T ip n e y , m o ld ed a su p e rb a ll-a ro u n d u n it. T h e defense ran g ed fro m stin g y to im p re g n ab le w ith k eep er A ld o B raccio lead in g th e N atio n in g o a ls-a g a in st av erage. T h e b ack -lin e play, sp e a rh e a d e d by fu llb ack J o h n D ’A m b ro sio an d G uy M arie Jo s e p h at h alfb a ck , ran g ed from g o o d an d solid to m agical.

T h e a tta c k line led by D ick en s St. Vil w as sp e c ta c u la r th ro u g h o u t an d S teve J o h n s to n e ’s h u stle led a d eterm in ed strik e r c o n tin g e n t th a t ra n o n u n tirin g legs th e e n tire w ay.

A te n a c io u s m id-field corps- led by M ike K o n d ro ro u n d ed o u t th e well b al­ an c ed R e d m e n E leven w ith stead y d ef­ ensive play a n d h e a d s-u p h e a d -m a n n in g o f th e b all to c o n tin u a lly set th e o ffe n ­ sive to n e.

T h e M cG ill b en ch w as utilized to full a d v a n ta g e by C o a c h G o w , w ith S c o tt G reen c o n trib u tin g sp irite d presence.

A n d o f c o u rse , H ish am A b d el R a h m a n w ith th e play o f th e year!

C o n g ra tu la tio n s to all an d best o f luck fo r 1983.

S p ecial sa lu ta tio n s sh o u ld be ex ­ te n d ed to th e A ll-C anadians o f th e R edm en: D ickens S t. Vill Joh n D ’A m brosio Guy M arie Jospeh M ike K ondro a n d , o f co u rse . C oach O f T he Year: Gord G ow .

page 12

Tuesday, January 25, 1983

The McGill Tribune

NOW AVAILABLE Black Forest Cake Boston Cream Pie Cheese Cake & Assorted Pastries

STU D EN TS’ SO CIETY G EN ER A L M EETIN G

THE CAFE CORNER University Centre Cafeteria Union Building

A re y ou co n c ern ed a b o u t y o u r U niversity? A b o u t y o u r S tu d e n ts’ S ociety? A b o u t y o u r S32? A b o u t beer?

If y ou an sw ered yes to an y o f th o se q u e stio n s an d y o u h av en ’t ta k e n th e tro u b le to call th e E x ecutive C o m m itte e (B ruce & B ruce 392-8970; B enjie& P e te r 3 9 2 -8 9 7 1; o r D avid 392-8972) th e n ...

T O M O R R O W

IS F O R

YOU

T h e S tu d e n ts ’ S ociety is h aving its b i-an n u a l G e n e r a l M e e t i n g w here you can have a c h a n c e to voice y o u r co n c ern s, o r failin g th a t, find o u t w h o re p re se n ts y o u an d talk to them privately. It’s well w o rth th e tro u b le!

1:00 p.m.

to a d d to th e C a p p u c c in o , C a fé -a u -la it & E x p re s so ; F ro z e n Y o g u rt a n d I c e C r e a m

R o o m 310

a n d th e p le a s a n t C a f é a t m o s p h e r e s n u g g le d in th e s o u t h w in g o f th e c a f e te ria . T h e

U n iv e rsity C e n tr e D IS C O V E R

p r i c e s a r e r e a s o n a b l e a n d t h e c o f f e e is t h e b e s t i n t o w n .

W H A T Y O U R S T U D E N T S ’ S O C IE T Y TO O FFE R

H A S

YOU!

Brought to you by The Food & Beverage Department Students’ Society o f McGill Univ.

D A N C E M A R A T H O N / BENEFIT CONCERT featuring

•UKKCTEP also: MASQUERADE, EXIT, RALPH’S FOLLIES. TURCOTTE, MARK CROSS, IXGLAN

UNIVERSITY CENTRE BALLROOM

flo w in g

3480 McTAVISH

FRIDAY, JANUARY 28th, 9 pm THRU SATURDAY, JANUARY 29th

30 hours o f live entertainment All proceeds go to the Montreal Association for the Mentally Retarded—A GREAT CAUSE! D o n 't m iss the biggest c o n c ert event o f th e year! C eleb rity G uest a p p e a ra n c e s, all n ight a n d all day.

Sign UP fo r the D A N C E M A R A T H O N a t th e S tu d e n ts ' S ociety D esk o r th e C a rn iv a l b o o th in th e lo b b y o f th e U niversity C e n tre

A d m issio n fo r n o n -m a ra th o n e rs : $5.00 C o u rte s y o f th e S tu d e n ts ' S o ciety a n d th e A lm a M a ter F u n d