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Vol. 2 No. 20, Tuesday, February 15, 1983.

Harlequin at M cGill by Dan Pope and Joanne Bayly One o f C anada’s m ost im pressive ro c k b a n d s is c o m in g to M c G ill. S portin g such hits as “In nocen ce” and “T hinking o f Y ou”, Harlequin will play in the U nion Ballroom Saturday night, February 19th. This interview was conducted over the phone with the band’s keyboard player, Gary 'Golden, at his hotel suite in T oronto. H o w d o y o u lik e M o n tr e a l? M ontreaH s just f a n ta s tic . W e’ve played

at Loyola, Club M ontréal— the response was great everywhere we went. W h a t a re y o u r m u s ic a l in flu e n c e s ?

E verybody is sort o f influenced by everything they hear, w hether they know it or not. Everybody in this band has played all different kinds o f music. P ersonally, for me, it’s been Y e s , and groups like T h e B a n d ...e v e n Beethoven— everything in b etw een — D a n H ic k s a n d H is H o t L ic k s , Frank Zappa. W h a t w a s y o u r f a v o r ite g r o u p a s a k id ? W ell, o f course it was alw ays T h e B e a tle s w hen I was grow ing up. And Yes

really turned my mind around in terms o f thinking what I wanted to write. D id y o u r e c e n tly to u r w ith P a t B en a ta r?

W ell, w e didn’t tour— we just warmed her up at The Forum . A nd that was a lot

o f fun. I’ve often heard what a dynam ite perform er she is live, and we were really thrilled to do it at The Foru.m, having had just a great reception about a weekan d-a-h alf before with April W ine. W e’re on tour now starting in Cornw all and then all through Southern Ontario. W h a t d o y o u t h in k o f p u n k b a n d s — lik e

The Plasm atics, f o r e x a m p le ? The newer m usic has g ood points to it. M ost o f the new w avejust seem s to b e . . . how can I say this politely? . . . ah, it’s really old hat with new production. It was so basic it went right back to the roots. H ow ever, it has been reborn with the advent o f E uro-pop and d isco influences, plus the old R ock that the new w ave and punk bands are starting to bring out, and it’s sort o f m elding into a really nice m usic for the eighties. D o e s H arlequin w r ite th e ir m a te r ia l? W ell, everybody throws in their ideas. H arlequin is q u ite p o p u la r th e s e d a y s. D o y o u th i n k y o u ’re g o in g to e x p lo d e soon?

Oh yeah. N ext week. D o y o u h a v e a n e w a lb u m c o m in g o u t?

S oon . We h aven ’t really set a date for s ta r tin g r e c o r d in g , b u t th e m a in songwriters in the band have been writing for the past five m onths while

w e’ve been on the road— that’s when we all get our w riting d o n e— and I’d im agine w ithin the n ext tw o or three m onths w e’ll be getting dow n to it. H a s H arlequin b e e n h u r t a t a ll b y th e to u g h s h a p e th a t th e r e c o r d c o m p a n ie s a re in th e s e d a y s?

W ell, it’s hurt everybody a little bit. W e’re still popular— our third album

w ent platinum just recently and it’s continuing to sell. The third single has been released— it’s called “ Heart G one C old”— and w e’ll be playing that at M cGill o f course. D o y o u se e H arlequin a s p e r h a p s r e p r e s e n ta tiv e in s ty le o f th e “C a n a d ia n ” s o u n d to d a y ?

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Trib Columnists Attacked Baker and Timmy Beaten in Brutal Encounter by Neil Tolchinsky

Artist’s Rendering of crime scenario

A H einous Crime

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C onflicting reports leave, obscured by an air o f m ystery, at press tim e, d e tails o f the reported attack late last night on tw o M cG ill student journalists and the ensuing theft o f d ocum ents claim ed to be basic evidence supporting a sche duled “ex p o sé” dealing with the “true behind-the-scene workings o f the M cGill D aily and it’s s t a ff ’. It has been substantiated, however, that M el Tim m y, w ho carried the brief case allegedly containing “evidence” concerning the “ex p o sé”, and his guard, A ce Baker, syndicated colum nist for the G hetto G azette, were attacked by three thugs as they attem pted to cross the lane, betw een the U nion and Bronfm an Buildings, shortly before 10:15 last night while en route from T rib u n e editorial offices in the U nion to the T r ib u n e prin ters, with copy relating to what is offi cially described as “the M cGill D aily

E xp osé”. The attackers had made their getaw ay with copy and supporting evi dence, and had left Tim m y and Baker in need o f m edical attention before police aid could be sum m oned. W hen interviewed at Gertrudes later last night colum nist Baker had reco vered sufficiently to provide Ghetto G azette artist Tom D o n n elly with de tails for the accom panying sketch to confirm that the 3 attackers had “either been m asked or had som eh ow shielded their faces— I can’t rem em ber” so as to render subsequent identification im pos sible. A circle o f M cGill undergraduates had gathered about the prone figures o f Baker and Tim m y within m om ents o f the alleged attack but not before the trio was out o f sight. T im m y, to o , was necessarily vague in details relating to the attack, but re called, while being beaten about the

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The McGill Tribune

Tuesday, February 15, 1983

D IALOGUE ON ISSUEQ

Love by Mark Weintraub

by Colin McGregor

The problem with defending love is that there are so m any kinds. There’s the love a boy feels for his dog, a m an feels for his sheep, a girl for her charge-card. There’s love o f country, love o f life, love o f lechery and love o f taw ny herm aphrodites named Saully. There’s the love G ayle Sayers had for Brian P iccalo and the lo v e Jane F onda has for C am bodians. There’s the sort you feel for that girl on stage nam ed ‘S tarshine’ you just paid Brutus at the door 60 bucks to get close to (you and the entire A rm enian C om m unity Boy’s Club) which is a lot like the love you have after w atching “Elsa, S h e-W olf o f the S S ” in re-runs. There’s Beatles love (‘L ove, Love me do and then I’ll do you). There’s the kind W ino Bob feels for his artificial plastic lem ons. And o f course there’s that kind o f love that girls from certain areas o f w est M ontreal are reported to get when the word “furrier” gets m entioned. But since it is V alentine’s D ay, w e’ll have to stick with the straight w holesom e kind (you ’ll have to do som e research C olin). It’ll be the story-b ook sort: boy m eets girl,girl joins w om en ’s union, boy com m its lurid acts o f retaliatory sexual violence. (W rong story-b ook ). It’ll be b oy and girl w alking hand in hand dow n a quiet street. S n o w falls gently. They stare deep into each other’s eyes and get hit by a Travelways bus at the intersection. The nice sort. The kind people in residence never m anage to find. N o whips. N o jello. Big m ortgages. R om antic love. And as far as I’m concerned that kind is G R EA T: I. It helps business. Folded dow n station-w agons and m otels th a t have m etre rates are one thing. But R om antic Love costs big bucks. A nice h otel, cam em bert and wine, rosy-sm elling ointm ents and pretty soon the consum er index is boom ing. II. R om an tic love m akes m usic. W ithout it w e’d be left with songs about A ustralia (where the w om en go and the m en chunder). III. R om antic love leads to sex (she says it w ill). A nd not the sort that m akes you feel like australopithecus; where you w ake up in the m orning with a girl in your arm's w ho look s like your, uncle Phil (on ly balding) and w ants to have 5 kids and live in the country. N o. The sex that com es from R om antic Love is guilt-free. P erform ance is guaranteed and the m usic is provided. It’s like in the m ovies, only there’s no arm’ rest between you. IV. A s anyone w ho graduated Harvard Law S ch oo l and had A li M cGraw die in his arms know s, Love m eans never having to say your sorry. For A nything! It’s the perfect excuse. Y ou can murder her m other, sleep with her best friend. And all you have to say afterwards is “Hey. I’m crazy in love with you. W hatta ya w anm e ta do?” F our g o o d reason s w hy love is w orth d efen d in g . H appy V a len tin e’s D ay. P.S. C upid’s a eunuch.

Once again I find m yself confronted in this space with an argum ent developed by a m an w ith strong personal biases on one side o f the issue. I thought that w hen I threw Charles O’Brien in to the St. Lawrence during the January thaw w e w ould have ridden ourselves o f such heathless creatures. But M ark is worse. You see, dear reader, M ark likes all o f that m ushy stu ff because the only way he can get dates is w hen his face is obscured by a bouq uet o f on e dozen obscure tropical plants. N o w I find wearing arm y regulation cam ou flage on a date a little severe (“that’s not me, dear, that’s the w ood en duckie d eco y ”), but som e people w ill g o to a n y lengths to m eet girls. I, for on e, never adm it to being the au th or o f this colum n in polite com pany. And for good reason. But I digress. My main objection to the em otional cripple op posite is that all o f this shm altz gets in the way o f w holesom e, hum an interaction between tw o people. P eople should just act like people around others w ithout pom p and w ithout affectations. P eople should cut out all o f the superfluous stu ff that gets in the way - like conversation, for exam ple. P eople should have im m ediate and rigorous sex upon first m eeting each other. Let’s m ake the world into on e huge G ertrude’s. Y ou buy me a beer, I take you hom e, I get really em barassed w hen I learn how old yo u actually are - hey, it’s not a perfect system , but it leads to m ore sex, and it saves m oney on Black M ageec (as the French say) chocolates. But let’s talk ab ou t W ino Bob. M aybe he know s som ething that we d o n ’t. He may have n othing but the shrubbery beside a 7-11 store to com e hom e to, but he has m any fewer responsibilities on his shoulders. M ushy people d on ’t only get run over by trucks, they get attached for life, w hich is m uch m uch w orse. I once fell in love with a schizophrenic kleptom aniac (and hose were her good points), but stuck at it for m onths because I w as a m ountain o f m ush ab ou t the w hole thing. I cou ld just im agine being trapped w ith 6 schizoph renic kids and a pyrom aniac d o g at age thirty if I hadn’t bailed out just in time; and I am not the on ly one to have gon e through the above experience. But o f course none o f the ab ove is the least bit true. It d oes go to show you w hat can happen to som e peop le, how ever. A nd in a world where som e people actually think that Jackie O nassis m ight have married for love, people will believe just about anything. S o ignore the m adm an op posite - stay out o f love, and feel like a hundred dollars. If only for one night.

T h e M c G ill T rib u n e The McGill Tribune is published by the Students’ Society of McGill University. Opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the Students’ Society. Editorial offices are located in the Student Union Building, Room 411, 3480 McTavish St., Montreal, Quebec, H3A 1X9, 392-8927. Letters and submissions may be left at the editorial office in the Tribune mailbox at the Students’ Society General Office. Editor-in-Chief - Anne MacLennan Managing Editor - Joanne Bayly Features Editor: - Marie-Thérèse BlancNews Editor: - Brian Todd Sports Editor - Sarah Marshall Photo Editor - Tamara Tarasoff Staff: Bruce Chase-Dunn Elise Goldberg Brenda Bloomstone Heather Blundell Dan Costello Glen Cunningham Gayle Farrell Gregg Gibbons Colin McGregor Dan Pope Brigettc Ramaseder Butch I rishman Neil Tolchinsky Edgar Wedig Mark Weintrayb Advertising Managers: - Tamara Tarasoff and Edgar Wedig

ARTS AND SCIENCE

A Broad’s Head Revisited

U n d e r g r a d u a t e S tu d en ts by Nancy Martin

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By the gods o f war, as Ott Kane used to say, it’s a tired old broad that’s sitting dow n tonight to write this one. Today was the kind o f day that m akes slow torture lo o k like a barrel o f laughs. A nd I have a sinking feeling that tom orrow w o n ’t be a great im provem ent, except that I’ll have a nice break in the after n oon to go for root canal. N ow d oesn’t it sound like I have a nice job , w hen I look forward to goin g to the dentist for a little peace and quiet? There’s nothing like facin g a firing squad o f m orons who blam e m e because they can’t get their act together. Can an yone tell that I’m not in a g ood mood? O ne m orning last week so m eo n e in my office asked m e how I w as feeling. I said, “Oh, pretty go o d , actu ally.” He said, “Oh, great! W hen yo u ’re in a bad m ood , everyone else is, to o .” N o w that’s not com pletely true, but it’s not entirely a lie, either. Isn’t that pitiful? True, when I have the energy, and som etim es w hen I don’t, I tell jokes and try to cheer people up. But where are the people w ho are supposed to tell me jokes and cheer me up? T here a re a few. In the office, there are Les and Lou and D aw nie. T hey are the sort o f people w ho con sistently give up so m uch m ore o f

them selves than is called for in the line o f duty there’s often very little left to drag h om e at the end o f the day. O f the dozens (hundreds) o f people w ith w hom I daily do business, there are a few w ho stand out as being really nice. There’s Isobel from Legal A id, and M i chael from Student Liaison, and D eirdre from Nuring. W henever I see those guys, I’m happy, because they’re nice, sensible, responsible and realistic in their dealings with me. I also can’t forget Prof. H ogan, w ho w rote me my firstever, and probably last-ever, fan letter, really piling it on thick, and w ho is one o f the m ain reasons w hy I keep w riting these absurd articles. He loves my writ ing, and I love his praise. And then there’s M aureen from the D ean o f Stu dents office w ho not only called me up to heap praise upon my head for 5 full m inutes, but also w hom I’ve alw ays thought deserved a m edal for being an invaluable aid to students and em ployees alike. A ll o f these are p eop le w ho deserve a lot o f credit, so, on your feet. Les, Lou, D aw nie, Isobel, M ichael, D eirdre, Prof. H ogan and M aureen. Take a bow. 1 for on e cou ld n ’t get alo n g w ithout you. Thanks.

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Bruce Williams: A Learning Experience by Brian Forsythe Todd This is the fourth in a series o f inter views with the Executive C om m ittee o f the S tu dents’ Society. T od ay’s h onour ed guest is the President o f the Students’ Society, Bruce W illiams.

Tribune: T h e f i r s t th in g th a t w e w o u ld lik e y o u to d o is g iv e u s a b r i e f s k e tc h o f y o u r life b e fo r e a n d a t M c G ill, s o r t o f to g iv e u s a n id e a o f w h o B ru c e W illia m s is.

Williams: W ell, I’m a native M ontreal er. A t M cG ill I w orked my way up the ranks o f Engineering activism , so to speak. I got involved in social events, p seu do-political issues and other things on that side o f cam pus. I becam e inter ested in w orking on W elcom e W eek and W inter C arnival at Students’ Society and worked my first W elcom e Week in 1980. So I’ve been around that kind o f scene for a while. A s 1 becarpe m ore and m ore involved I found out m ore and more about how things run at M cGill. 1 started to be cogn izant o f the fact that things were not w orking as well as 1 thought they should have. As I talked to m ore and m ore people ab out it (the jo b s that 1 had were putting me in the situation where I w as talking to a lot o f students, no m at ter what faculty they were from ), they seem ed to be thinking the sam e way that 1 was thinking. They thought that if you wanted to get so m eth in g d one you had to cut through m iles and miles o f red tape. So I started to w ork my way up through the ranks on this side o f cam pus. After m onths and m onths o f heavy d ecision m aking I decided to run for President last year. Tribune: Y o u r e x p e r ie n c e s o f a r w ith th e j o b o f P re s id e n t, c o u l d y o u p o i n t o u t s o m e a c h ie v e m e n ts , s o m e d is a p p o in t m e n ts ? Williams: 1d on ’t want to take any o f the achievem ents o f this year’s Student C oun cil as my ow n. It’s really not the President w ho does the w ork, it’s the hundreds o f people behind the scenes w orking their proverbial fingers to the bone. I w ould say one o f the things I was very happy to see get d one was the open ing o f G ertrude’s II, alon g with the ren o vation s o f G ertrude’s I, which I think it badly needed. A lso com puterizing the room -book ing service was a very good thing to do. It’s also goin g to help in the long run as far as finances and dealing with clubs and organizations if they want to book the ballroom and have a beer or food or

drinks. I think it will be w orking a lot faster once we d o set up the place. I think putting the T r ib u n e out on a w eekly basis is som ething that 1 feel very happy about. It might be a little bit o f a financial burden this year but next year it will be a lot less o f on e and the year after it’ll have gained its proper place in the eyes o f the average student. There are a lot o f things around M cG ill that students do that should be publicized in som e way. Students should be given the chance to air their topics o f concern and unfortunately you haven’t been able to do that in the past. Things that should be included run from Pro gram Board dances to Players’ Theatre productions to what is happening on the intram ural scene. I think that a lot f people are interested in that kind o f thing. Basically just m aking services to stu dents a priority is an accom plishm ent. It d oesn ’t seem like a political decision but unfortunately it is. You decide that this is what is im portant and tend to channel your energies towards that.

Tribune: H o w a b o u t a n y d is a p p o in t m e n ts w ith y o u r y e a r? Williams: Y ou start o ff the year with piles and piles o f hopes, aspirations and things that you want to see get done. A nd unfortunately no one has the time, energy or effort to get them all done. So, w hile I d o n ’t have any disappointm ents or at least any major ones, it’s a little unfortunate that you can’t get everything-that you wanted to do done. Tribune: H a s th e jo b b e e n r e w a r d in g to y o u ? H a v e y o u c o m e o u t a b e tte r m a n f o r it? Williams: Oh yeah^ very m uch. I’ve learned an awful lot. The only things that suffer perhaps are the other aspects o f your life: social life, friends, heaven forbid school tends to suffer from time to time. But balancing the pros and cons is no problem at all. It’s definitely been a good time. A nd if I had the choice to do it again, 1 would. Tribune: W h a t a re y o u r a d m in is tr a ti o n ’s p la n s f o r th is s e m e ste r? Williams: W e’re going to finish o ff som e o f the things w e’ve started. The new co n stitution is com in g through, hopefully this m onth. W e’re goin g to have quite a few m eetings on that. The constitution was written in 1977 and it badly needs changing. The con stitution com m ittee should have it ready for council som e tim e this m onth. Then w e’ll have it ready for referendum in M arch. I trust it will pass and everyone will be happy with it.

PSSA& B’NAI BRITH HILLEL present:

IL Y A Q E R O L P r o f e s s o r o f p o litic a l s c i e n c e a t U B C F o r m e r S o v ie t d is s id e n t .

TOPIC: H u m a n R i g h t s in t h e U S S R W e d . F eb . 1 6 , 12:00 noon, L2 3 2 .

I trust that it will be better than the one we have.

Tribune: A r e th e r e a n y s p e c ific c h a n g e s th a t y o u w o u ld lik e to se e m a d e in th e j o b o f P re s id e n t?

Williams: The jo b is essentially what yo u m ake it. N o , I d o n ’t think so at all. The jo b in itself is very good . The job description is defined in the by-law s o f the Students’ Society. W orking w ithin that fram ew ork it’s very easy to get your jo b done. Tribune: T h e la st q u e s tio n is: Is th e r e a n y th in g y o u w o u ld lik e to s a y to th e r e a d in g p u b lic ? Williams: I’d like to say (as corny as this sounds): Get the best out o f your three or four years at M cG ill. Y ou ’re only here for a very short tim e and they’re go in g to be the three or four m ost im portant years o f your life. Use it to your advantage. But that sounds corny. I d o n ’t have any other m essage, unfortu nately.

’82 in Review by Butch Trischman A s is the custom in literary circles, the christening o f a new year necessitates a retrospective look at the year gone by. In accordance with this protocol. I am presenting a w him sical look at I982. T he year that is now nothing but m em o ries proved to be on e o f change and turm oil. A lthough no single issue d om i nated the news, tides were obvious. U nq uestionab ly, the war over the Falkland Islands was the quaintest (as wars go) and m ost interesting distur bance o f 1982. A nachronistic from the outset, and sim ple in its objectives, this war saw the venerable QE II luxury liner drated into service. W ith residual w ea pons still in tact, the QE is once again accepting reservations-and at a pheno m enal rate. In England, the royal fam ily was suf fering w oes other than the Falkland or deal. Prince A ndrew (R an dy A ndy) was spotted stow ing away with ex-softcore p orno star K oo Stark. After his training experience in the S o u th A tlantic, A n drew said that he needed som e rest. S om eh ow , I can’t picture K oo reading bedtim e stories. The royal fam ily also enjoyed happier m om ents in 1982. The arrival o f a son to the fairy tale cou p le o f Charles and D iana clim axed m onths o f anticipation. W agering on possibilities for the infant

prince’s given nam e was ram pant des pite the propensity for nam es such as José or A bdul in royal circles. C alifornia also inspired the popular tune “Valley Girl” by Frank and M oon Unit Zappa. T he Jyrics describe the inane and trendy activities o f ad oles cence in the San F ernando V alley near Los A ngeles. F ifteen year old M oon says that all she did was im itate her friends, and people started paying her m oney. Several hundred thousand anti-nu clear dem onstrators rallied in New Y ork’s C entral Park last sum m er. W ith w orldw ide support at an all-tim e high, the m ovem ent appeared to be in a very strong bargaining position. W hen an atom ic isotop ic m ethod for curing Herpes was introduced later on in the year however, enrollm ent in the m ove ment dwindled rapidly. 1982 was m uch m ore than is seen here, or can be seen in any on e place. A s is the case with any year, m onum ental decisions were m ade and the effects were felt. T o m ake a review o f any tim e peri od seem funny, it is essential that we look inwardly at ourselves. A s it is peo ple that perhaps make life m ore serious than it should be, likew ise it is human nature w hich m akes life funnier than it should be.

Columnists attacked continued from page 1 head and face, having heard exclama tions, presumably on the part of his as sailants, which he repeated as “some thing like 'we are agents of social change’ or ‘divest’ ”. Satisifed that everything was being done in an effort to retrieve the Timmy briefcase and its alleged contents, Timmy told The Tribune that he was prepared, if necessary, to ‘start from scratch’ in reassembling material for the “expose";

“The probe”, he informed the down town press, “is not over and will not be until Timmy has delivered the goods”. Able to leave Gertrudes under a cam pus security escort, after wounds and bruises proved to be mainly superficial, Baker and Timmy reportedly headed for an “undisclosed destination” for a brief period of convalescence and to work out tentative strategy for the recovery of original documents or the reassembly of evidence for the “exposé”.

Students’ Society ELECTIONS____________ _ “

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TO BE HELD

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 9 ,1 9 8 3 (ADVANCE POLLS - TUESDAY, MARCH 8,1983)

NOMINATIONS ARE HEREBY CALLED FOR THE FOLLOWING POSITIONS: • STUDENTS’ SOCIETY EXECUTIVE PRESIDENT VICE-PRESIDENT, Internal Affairs VICE-PRESIDENT, External Affairs • BOARD O F GOVERNORS ONE UNDERGRADUATE REPRESENTATIVE (incl. Law, M edicine & Dentistry) • SENATE ARTS (incl. Social Work) DENTISTRY EDUCATION ENGINEERING (incl. Architecture) LAW MANAGEMENT MEDICINE (incl. Nursing & P & OT) MUSIC SCIENCE

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Electio ns for G ra d u a te Representatives will b e held se p a ra te ly o n M a rc h 30. NOMINATIONS CLOSE TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 1 5 ,1 9 8 3 CANDIDATE’S QUALIFICATIONS AND NOMINATING PROCEDURES: EXECUTIVE President—m ay be a n y m em ber of the M cGill Students’ Society in go o d standing with the University except: i) partial students taking fewer than three courses ii) students registered in the Faculty of G ra d uate Studies a n d Research who are non-resident students or full m em bers of the teaching staff. Nominations must b e signed by at least 100 m em bers of the McGill Students’ Society together with their year an d faculty. Vice-Presidents—sa m e qualifications apply. However, nominations must be signed by at least 75 m em bers of the McGill Students’ Society together with their year an d faculty. BOARD O F GOVERNORS C a n d id a te s must be m em bers of the McGill Students’ Society an d must be registered at M cGill University a s full-time students in g ood standing following a normal load of courses per year. Nominations must be signed by at least 75 m em bers of the McGill Students’ Society together with their year an d faculty. SENATE C an d id ates must be m em bers of the McGill Students’ Society and 1. be students in g ood standing who are registered full-time for a degree or diplom a an d have satisfied conditions for promotion in their previous year of studies, or 2. be students in g ood standing who have satisfied conditions for promotion in the previous year of studies an d who are registered in a degree or diplom a program, but who are permitted by Faculty to undertake a limited program, or 3. be students in g o o d standing who are registered full-time or in a limited program for a degree or diplom a, an d who are repeating a y ear for reasons other than a c a d e m ic failure. Nom inations must be signed by at least 50 m em bers of the McGill Students' Society who are in the sam e faculty a s the prospective ca n d id a te together with year an d faculty, or by 25% of the student enrolment in the faculty together with their year an d faculty, whichever is the lesser of the two. N.B.Students in Continuing Education are NOT m em bers of the Students’ Society. OFFICIAL NOMINATION FORMS ARE AVAILABLE AT THE STUDENTS’ SOCIETY GENERAL OFFICE, ROOM 1C5, 3480 McTAVISH STREET. ALL NOMINATION FORMS MUST HAVE THE CANDIDATE’S SIGNATURE TOGETHER WITH HIS YEAR AND FACULTY, ADDRESS AND TELEPHONE NUMBER.

T he Scarlet K ey A w ard “The Award is McGill’s only recognition to those students who have contributed to McGill’s life outside o f their academic program.” by David Sinyard The im portant con trib ution which extracurricular activities provide to the quality o f student life at M cG ill is well know n. Students voluntarily give much o f their tim e and energy so that life at M cGill is m ore interesting and diversi fied than just attending lectures between M onday and Friday. The purpose o f the Scarlet Key Award is to recognize those students w ho have m ade a special effort in this area. A nnually, interested and active M cGill students are invited to apply for the Award. The Scarlet Key Award dates back to the early 1970s when the Scarlet Key Society was established. Originally a som ew h at elitist group (rem em ber D uddy Kravitz’s antagonist at the re sort?), and sexist, as men were m embers o f the Scarlet Key S ociety and w om en belonged to the Red W ing S ociety, the current Award is aim ed at recognizing the contributions o f all students on cam pus. The criteria exhibited by recip ients since 1970, when the Scarlet Key S ociety and Red W ing S ociety merged, have been initiative and leadership in student extracurricular activities.

R ecipients o f the Scarlet Key Award are honoured at a dinner in the spring, with the Principal and Mrs. Joh n son as guests. This event allow s winners to m eet others currently active at M cG ill, as w ell as past winners. Last year, the dinner was held at the Principal’s resi dence, where all enjoyed a fine evening. Plans are currently being m ade for this year’s festivities. To apply for the award, please request an application package at the Inform a tion D esk o f the Students’ Society. Once the form s have been com pleted and re turned, the S election C om m ittee will re view applications on a regular basis and will an nou nce award recipients or invite applicants for an interview as approp riate. A s the Award is M cGill’s only recog nition to those students w ho have co n tributed to M cG ill’s life outside o f their academ ic program , I w ould urge you to apply as early as is convenient for you. If you desire any additional inform ation, please do not hesitate to contact either m yself or D arius Bagli, the C o-ordina tors o f the A w ard, or any other com m it tee member.

University Centre Cafeteria MENU TODAY Chicken Pies Boiled Beef

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IF FEWER THAN TWO NOMINATIONS ARE RECEIVED FOR A POSITION (THREE FOR POSITIONS OF ARTS & SCIEN CE SENATORS), NOMINATIONS WILL BE RE-OPENED. CANDIDATES MAY RUN FOR ONE POSITION IN EACH OF THREE CATEGORIES PRO VIDED SEPARATE NOMINATION PAPERS ARE HANDED IN FOR EACH POSITION. A PENSKETCH OF 100 WORDS OR LESS AND A PHOTO OF THE NOMINEE MUST BE HANDED IN WITH THE NOMINATION. ALL NOMINATIONS MUST BE SUBMITTED TO THE STUDENTS’ SOCIETY GENERAL OFFICE IN THE STUDENTS’ UNION NO LATER THAN 4 :3 0 PM TO D A Y FEB. 1 5 ,1 9 8 3 TO JO A N N PASQ UALE, MARCY VIG O DA A d m in istrative S e c re ta ry C h ief Returning Officer

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Tuesday, February 15, 1983

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A Heinous Crime Unsolved by Dan Costello The dastardly attack perpetrated upon M essrs. M el T im m y and A ce Baker ranks as one o f the m ost heinous crimes ever com m itted on the M cG ill cam pus. Why? Because these tw o “gentlem en” with a crusading zeal are exp osin g un desirable elem ents on this cam pus. This w anton attack is punishable in our courts o f law. Section 274 o f the C rim inal C ode is quite explicit when it declares: “Everyone is guilty o f an indictable offence and liable to three years im pri sonm ent w ho unlaw fully w ounds or in flicts any grievous bodily harm upon any other person, either with or w ithout w eapon or instrum ent.” The question to be resolved is w hether ' the guilty parties are ab ove the law o f the land. “D ura lex sed le x ”— The law is hard, but it is the law , and n o o n e is beyond its long arm. Like other great crusaders— Lincoln, Steffens, Sen. Joseph M cC arthy et al— M essrs. Tim m y and Baker have been attacked because they dared ferret out

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“law breakers” w ho attem pt to poison the mind o f the flow er o f C anadian youth. These “brutes” are attem pting to stifle freedom o f speech, the right to ex press o n e’s mind. N ot even the legisla ture o f our country can do that! What right have these crim inals to set them selves up as a K angaroo Court? It is well know n that both Tribune staffers Tim m y and Baker are not physi cally up to par. The form er has a “trick knee” w hile the latter has “cauliflow er ears”. A nd yet they were m aliciously as saulted. Will helpless old w om en and little children be next? Strong m easures are called for. N o one w ho calls h im self a true M cG illian will allow this crim e to go unsolved. N o stone should be left unturned. W ho know s but these crim inals m ight be cow ering under a pebble during the day, w aiting for the dark night to set out on another foray. Let us earnestly pray that these crim i nals will be brought to the bar o f justice before m ore blood is spilled.

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Two Students are Required to Help Select THE CHANCELLOR OF McGILL UNIVERSITY T h e C h a n c e llo r shall be presiding officer of Convocation and o f joint sessions o f the Board of Governors and the senate. He shall represent the University at official functions. He shall be an exofficio member of the Board o f Governors and of Senate. He may also be the Chairman o f the Board o f Governors if the Board so decides in accordance with Article 1.3.4. Article 2.1.1. Statutes o f McGill University Nom inations are open until 4:30 p.m. on Wednesday, February 16, 1983. W omen and students from the area of Graduate Studies and Research are encouraged to apply to specifically represent those constituencies on this committee. Application forms should be delivered to Joann Pasquale, Administrative Secretary, at the Students’ Society, General Office, 3480 McTavish Street. Bruce Hicks Chairman Nominating Committee

The M cGill Program Board would like to express its sincere appreciation of the trem endous contribution m ade by m any people during Winterlude ’83 . In particular, our thanks to all the event co-ordinators Lucie Allard Seth Catz Sheila Hofbaûer Amalia Martinez

Karen Mercovitch Sara Meyer Sandra Rock Joel Roessner

Robert Schertzer Gerry Tissenbaum Danny Weery Judith Weinstein

Lisa Wolonski JoAnn Woiff

as well as the many volunteers, Lisa Wolansky Judy Haber Orit Bueno Chip Leach" Cathy Parish" Joanne Wolff Ron Hall" Jeremy Rawlings' David Moss Anyam Freedman Brent Thomas Bruce Thomas Bruce Williams Andrew Foti Simon Durham Charles Lambert John Lister Brigitte Martin Robert Morgan Bob McGilvray Jennifer O'Brian Eric Overing Patty Rachofsky Christian Rochefort Ted Savage Jeff Stevenson Diane Valiquette David Yachnin John Pisarsky Gary Stones Jean-François Lauvin Jaime Milburn Beverly Caplan John Tatton" Alexandra Keeling Marc Fortier" Mike Shtull Benjie Kimia Kathy Sedighian

Kavyan Nikkhoo FelixReinberg Susan Granger" Susan Pearson" Nancy Adelman Melissa Phillips Andrew Karpman Maureen Chung Lynn Graham Ron Hall' Cathy Parish* Michelle François Barney Laciak* Joe Poseraro" Sue Morrison Andrea Jack Linda Chow Kathleen Marlin Gina Maharaj Lynn O'Connell Angie Romero Kelvin Rampersad' Fiona Graham Vince Colavincenzo" Karen Mecrovitch Steven Snitzer Howard Zwecker Allan Wisener Harold Wisefeld Orla Swift Robert Krantberg Homer Cosher Diane Woodroffe Bob Cadloff Ralph Anzrouth Gracy Mimran Chris Jay Peter Hoffman' Johnny Cheung"

Tim Baikie Leo Dana Cheryl Anderson* David Williams Kimberly Walsh* Baila Lazarus Annette Rudman Jennifer Stapleton Atlene Lebovic Dexter Johnson Anne Bourbonnais Deirdre McCormack Debi Slipetz Harvey Yelen* Madeline Murphy Blair Tisshaw" Pierre Bedard Mary Lou Lizanne Gosselin" LizMacdougall* Ethan Corey" Rory Matheson" Frances Murphy Marc Baltzan* Margaret McCullock Debbie Caplan Flanne Levine Chantal Tisshaw* Scott Blanchette* Jeff Finlayson Debi Linhart Magi Rodriguez Joel Roessner* Enrico Museo Pat Lapointe Kathy Wilson Kathy MacDonald Fiona Murray tlizabeth Kennaway

Alyson Turner Teresa Tilden Caroline Kennedy Holly Payer Essie Hughes Erika McPhee Sarah Meyer Lisa Wolantki Michou McKee Judith Weinstein Joel Bourfield Elizabeth Fox Cara Halliday Marianne Racine Andrea Jones Jeff Thomas Kevin Davis Suzanne Boisvert Liza Black David Pieree Sarah Laird Chris Cunningham Claire Hanrahan June Taylor Debby Carlson Mike Petsalis Donna Howe Brian Bergen Diane Lewis Belisiario Roses Kathy McLean Diane Kirkwood Adrienne Jones Johanne Monogram Ethan Corry Jenniffer Laskey Franka Ciandella

and anyone we may have forgotten. We’ll be having a PARTY with food and drink, courtesy of Labaft’s, for A ll of you on Wednesday, February 23rd, from 5-7 p.m., in Gertrude’s II; bring your I.D. Sponsored by the Students’ Society —’Would these people p lease drop by the D ean of Students’ office in the next two weeks.

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Tuesday, February 15, 1983

Entertainment R EC O R D S:

Harlequin (cont’d) continued from page 1

Rushed Drive by Dan Pope Rush S ig n a ls

Mercury I was at the full arc o f my backswing, the driver poised picturesque in a classic ex ten sion above my right shoulder, a relative exp osé o f the perfect golfing stance, ready to follow through with a drive the likes o f w hich w ould m ake his tory at the first tee o f M a r in e r S a n d s C o u n tr y C lu b (Stuart, Florida), when a young condom inium urchin with an overgrow n P anasonic “ghetto blaster" hit the play button to let loose a volum e o f such m agnitude, such an incredible decibel level, that my concentration was c o m p le te ly d isr u p te d . U n n erv ed , 1 clubbed my bright orange D unlap ($4.50 a slice) with the heel o f the driver, send ing the ball at a sharp ninety-degree angle to my right, the ball barely m issing a m em ber o f the foursom e, a certain “General" Joe M cCorm ick (Board o f Trustees, U C onn Law S ch ool) w ho was invited for the eighteen holes with the expressed intention o f m eeting such a fine law school candidate as m yself, to perhaps pull a few strings as they say, if he liked what he saw in my general go lf ing etiquette, this certain “General” Joe M cC orm ick w ho earned his nicknam e as a real live three-star C om m ander in W W II, with more influence in certain corporate circles than even he d oesn ’t care to exp ou nd upon, it was this certain General w ho dropped to all fours to d odge my errant drive, w ho had, no d oub t, m ore than a slight heart palpita

tion when he saw that bright orange g o lf ball heading directly for his general head, w ho received another healthy pal pitation w hen that sam e orange g o lf ball careened o ff a handsom e Florida palm tree to his rear and cam e stream ing back to catch poor G eneral Jo e square in the derrière. We, the still standing threesom e, rushed to the side o f our fallen com rade. He was crouched dow n on all fours, im m obilized, his face pushed into the finely-cut grass o f the first tee. “Pm hit in the rear!” he cried. It took us a go o d lon g w hile to get the injured soldier up on all fours and into the cart. Seeing as I had done the dam age, I was elected to ferry the General hom eward. He flashed me m ore than one exq u isitely dirty lo o k from the pas senger’s seat as I was expressing my heart-felt sorrow . A s he slam m ed his con d om in iu m d oor in my face, I saw my hopes for a law career fly o ff into the h orizon like a m isguided m issile o f an orange g o lf ball... M y future dashed in a m om ent’s error, I look ed for som eon e to foot the bill o f my hostility— and I saw the co n dom inium urchin with the blaster hover ing over at the tenth tee, ready to foil another unsuspecting golfer as he did me. W ell, I gave him a g ood chase but the little brat saw me com in g and eluded my grasp. A s he ran o ff thou gh, he hit the volum e once again, a sort o f p oig nant farew ell, and this tim e I could dis tinctively m ake out the source o f the music: it was Rush.

I gues superficially you could say that. M ost o f the bands that are m aking it out o f C anada seem to follow the sam e lineup as H a r le q u in — there are five people: a singer, guitar, bass, drums, and m ulti-keyboards. But I’m very h a p p y th a t a ll th e se b a n d s h a v e com p letely unique sounds. S a g a d oesn ’t sound the sam e as L o v e r b o y . L o v e r b o y d oesn ’t sound the sam e as S tr e e th e a r t; S tr e e th e a r t d oesn ’t sound the sam e as H a r le q u in . It’s nice A p r i l W in e 's a fivepiece band that’s been around a long tim e— they have a unique sound.

W e’re planning on d oing a video. We haven’t d one o n e yet. It’s in the works. H o w d o v o u fe e l a b o u t th e v id e o f a d , M T V a n d all?

I agree with what they’re trying to present. It hasn’t really reached a proper level yet. It takes good thinking, g ood planning, and a really hot director. A n y t h i n g else y o u ’d lik e to sa y ?

W ell, I ju st want to say to all the students at M cGill to com e out and see H a r le q u in . W e’ll be look in g to see you. W e’re go in g to give you one hell o f a show .

D o y o u h a v e a n y v id e o s o f y o u r sin g le s?

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R E D & W HITE REVIEW 198? by Greg Gibbons A fter the Red & W hite R eview was cancelled on T hursday the 10th by Dr. Steven son, D ean o f S tudents, a reprieve was granted on Friday to its producers, Ian M iller and Y ona Shtern. The D ean said in an interview on Friday m orning that his office w ould not support the sh ow or underw rite its losses. Dr. S tevenson added that there had been problem s with the sh ow ’s organ ization and budget. M iller and Shtern, the D ean stated, had asked for ap proxim ately $10,000 to produce the show . An average budget for past Red & W hite R eview s w as between $2,000 and $3,000. A lso , past Red & W hites have been V ariety-T alent night affairs. This year M iller and Shtern proposed to d o a m usical com edy. A greeing to their idea,

the D ean asked them in N ovem ber fo r a com pleted script by January. H ow ever, as late as February 10th the script was still not com pleted. In ad dition , the D ean stated that his office didn’t have that m uch con fidence in the part o f the script that had been com pleted. On Friday afternoon, though, Miller and Shtern were granted a chance to prove the sh ow w orthy and regain the D ean ’s support. On Thursday, the 17th, M iller and Shtern are to present three acts and m usic in an audition before the D ean, m em bers o f the Graduate Faculty w ho have been in past Red & W hites, and m em bers o f the Program Board. If this panel finds the m aterial w orthy, the Red & W hite R eview 1983 w ill go on as scheduled. If not . . .

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'wraûGü Edlgpur Y’k now , 1 was really fooled. At the outset o f this latest Players’ production, w hile 1 was being subjected to the in trodu ction o f various fam iliar fabri cated characters at The Tavern, during a ‘furious’ fabricated storm in the m idst o f an urgent fabricated crisis, 1 was having visions o f sitting through one-and-ah a lf hours o f another o n e o f those plays!... But alas, and to my relief and delight, I was tricked. The Tavern, by G eorge C ohan, is laced with magic; before you know it (as you blithely and unthinking ly fo llo w the contrived, apparently straight-forw ard and typical plot) you are s u d d e n ly c h a lle n g e d w ith th e appearance of, first, som e absurd and excitin g characters, and second, som e bizarre, dram atic twists. In short, this successful Players’ production shocks you out o f slothlike_ audience detach m ent, and dem ands that you immerse yourself, like the players, into the m ysterious drama. 1 w o n ’t tell you the story, but on the p lo t le v e l, i t ’s a lig h t , e n e r g e tic , e n j o y a b le ta le o f c o in c id e n c e and intrigue. A nd, in fact, in that alon e, the play ‘com es o f f . With the (delayed) appearance o f the m ad, villainous, com ic, sw ashbuckling vagabond-fugitive in the 1st act how ever, the play becom es

m uch m ore than just a light play. We all, as I say, are plunged into the unfolding o f th e d r a m a , u n d er th e p s e u d o directorship o f the an onym ous V aga b o n d , a c c o r d in g to s o m e v a g u e transcendant fantastical plan that he seem s to en visage and obey. This d y n a m ic , c r a z e d c h a r a c te r , w h ile seem ingly so out-of-syn ch with the play itself, is in total con trol o f the action, and w hile the story progresses, he m olds the action to fit the dem ands o f that pre-figured script. C ohan ’s play, The Tavern, is ideally suited for the Players’ Theatre. On the on e hand we, the audience, can admire the im pressive, solid and realistic set and background effects, but in being so close to the action to virtually becom e a part o f it, we can’t help becom ing part o f the dram a, but alw ays one step behind the s o r c e r o u s , c h a r is m a tic V a g a b o n d . For a goo d show , dram atically and th e a tr ic a lly , th a t is, su p p o r te d by com petent, experienced acting, go see The Tavern, starting today in the Players’ Theatre, 3rd floor Union.

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Students’ Society NOM INATING COMMITTEE________________ A p p lica tio n s a re h ereb y c a lle d for the follow ing a p p o in ted positions: INTERNAL AFFAIRS DEPARTMENT BLOOD DRIVE - CHAIRMAN

RESOURCE CENTRE - COORDINATOR

Students' Society Blood Drive '83 will be held during five d ays in Septem ber or O cto ber 1983 in the Union Ballroom. The C hairm an must c h o o se a com m ittee to oversee publicity, entertainment, door prizes, clinic volunteers, etc. The Chairm an is responsible for organizing a n d supervising the Students’ Society Blood Drive '83 in cooperation with the C a n a d ia n Red Cross. Applicants must be available to plan the Students’ Society Blood Drive '83 during the summer.

Students’ C o u n cil recently established a Resource Centre in the Union in order to m ake availab le to the student body the following docum ents: minutes an d reports from Students’ C ouncil; Senate an d the Board of Governors; items relating to external student affairs (provincial, national, international); newsletters, etc. from com m unity groups; essays; lectures an d exam s. The Coordinator will develop the Centre, acq u ire docum ents, coordinate student volunteers an d promote the Centre. A know ledge of the French la n g u a g e would be very helpful.

CHIEF RETURNING OFFICER

SECOND-HAND TEXTBOOK SALE - COORDINATOR

The C hief Returning Officer (C R O ) of the Students' Society will organize an d supervise Students' Society elections, by-elections a n d referenda during the 1983/84 sch oo l year. He or she will appoint a Deputy C R O through the normal application process a s well as district returning officers (D RO s) to supervise e a c h poll. Like the DROs, the C R O will be paid basic minimum w a g e only on election days for cam pus-w ide elections, (only individual applications will be a c c e p te d .)

The Students’ Society will sponsor a seco nd -hand textbook sale in September. The Coordinator must organize all asp ects of the sale w hich include publicity an d finding student staff. (The Students’ Society e n co u ra g e s app licatio ns from individuals representing particular c a m p u s groups which co uld group m em bers a s volunteers.) The Coordinator must be in the Montreal are a for at least a part of the sum m er to organize this event. Any p ro ceed s realized by the sale will g o to a charity ag ree d upon by the Coordinator an d Students’ C o uncil

OLD McGILL - EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

STUDENT DIRECTORY - EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

Old McGill is the hard-cover, 350-page yearbook covering the entire sch oo l year. It will include photographs of all McGill graduates of that year a s well as other relevant material as the Editor sees fit. The Editor must be willing to attend d 3-day workshop in August. This position pays an Honorarium of $640.

The Students’ Society will be publishing a student directory in the fall of 1983. The Editor will oversee all asp e cts of this publication including the organization of authorization release card s to be signed during the Septem ber registration period, establishing a budget an d calling for printed quotes from various publishing co m p an ies. He or she will also d e cid e on other relevant information to be included in the directory. The Editor must be in the Montreal are a for at least part of the sum m er to m ake proper arrangem ents with the Registrar’s office. This position involves a n honorarium of $150.

OMBUDSMAN This position, established by the Students’ Society Constitution, serves as a m ean s by w hich students c a n obtain help in cutting through McGill bu reau cracy at all levels an d to inform students of the proper ch an n el to air grievances. This position pays an honorarium of $480.

STUDENT HANDBOOK - EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

PROGRAM BOARD - CHAIRMAN Students’ Society an d Student Services have jointly centralized the major entertainment-oriented com m ittees at McGill under o n e comm ittee. This includes: W elcom e Week, Activities Night, G en eral Programs, the Speakers Program, Winter Carnival an d the Red & White Revue. The C hairm an of this com m ittee will have general responsibility for the planning an d carrying out of all of the ab o ve-n am ed activities. He or she will also be involved in the selection of students to fill the following additional positions on the board: Vice-Chairm an (Fin an ce ), Producer (Red & White Revue), V-C (Publicity), Co-ordinator (W elcom e W eek), V-C (G en e ra l Programs), V-C (Speakers) a n d Co-ordinator (Winter Carnival). Applications for these positions will be ca lled for in the near future. (Only individual applications will be a cce p te d .)

The Student H and bok will be given to every student at McGill during registration in Septem ber 1983. This book will include introductory material about McGill, Montreal, the Students’ Society an d other c a m p u s groups with particular attention paid to helping new students orient them selves to McGill an d Montreal. The Editor must be in the Montreal area over the sum mer an d receives an honorarium of $ 1 ,0 0 0 .

McGILL TRIBUNE - EDITOR-IN-CHIEF The Students’ Society publishes the McGill Tribune weekly, an d will d o so during the 1983/84 a c a d e m ic year. The Tribune is a tabloid-sized new spaper with the purpose of informing the m em bers of the Students’ Society about ca m p u s issues, events a n d actMties. The Editor-in-Chief shall be paid an honorarium of $640 an d is required to be in the Montreal are a during the last two w eeks of August to prepare for the first issue in September.

EXTERNAL AFFAIRS DEPARTMENT SOUTH AFRICA COMMITTEE CO-ORDINATOR The South Africa Com m ittee w as established by Students’ C o uncil to provide m em bers of the Students’ Society an d the University com m unity information pertaining to the situations within South Africa. The co-ordinator shall be responsible for overseeing the activities of the com m ittee a n d shall a c t a s official spokesperson of the committee.

EL SALVADOR COMMITTEE CO-ORDINATOR The El Salvador Com m ittee w as established by Students’ C o u n cil to in crease

aw aren ess abo u t the so cio lo g ical, political an d e co n o m ic situation in El Salvador. The co-ordinator shall oversee the activities of the com m ittee an d a c t as official spokesperson of the com m ittee

CUTBACKS COMMITTEE CO-ORDINATOR The C u tb a ck s Com m ittee w as established by the Vice-President (External Affairs) to in crea se aw aren ess ab o u t the effects of cu tbacks. The co-ordinator shall oversee the activities of the committee.

JUDICIAL BOARD FIVE (5) MEMBERS The Judicial Board of the Students’ Society acts as the final authority on the interpretation of the Constitution and By-Laws a s well a s acts of Students' Co uncil an d an y group recognized by C ouncil. These five positions are open to law stu dents who, during the 1983/84 a c a d e m ic year, will b e in th ird or fourth year or pursuing a g radu ate degree. (Application forms available in the SAO a n d LSA offices. Only individual applications will be a c c e p te d for e a c h position.)

Note ALL THE ABOVE POSITIONS ARE CONSIDERED VOLUNTARY. IN SOME CASES, AS NOTED ABOVE, SMALL HONORARIA OR PART-TIME EMPLOYMENT PAY IS INVOLVED. EXCEPT AS NOTED ABOVE, JOINT APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED FROM NOT MORE THAN TWO (2) STUDENTS FOR ANY ONE (1) POSITION. ALL APPLICATIONS WILL BE TREATED CONFIDENTIALLY AND WILL BE REVIEWED BY THE STUDENTS' SOCIETY NOMINATING COMMITTEE. THE BEST QUALIFIED CANDIDATES WILL LIKELY BE INTERVIEWED BY THE COMMITTEE. ‘GENERAL APPLICATIONS” FORMS ARE AVAILABLE FROM THE STUDENTS’ SOCIETY GENERAL OFFICE, ROOM 105 OF THE STUDENT UNION, 3480 McTAVISH STREET, FROM SADIE'S II M c C o n n e l l e n g i n e e r in g b u il d in g o r in c h a n c e l l o r d a y h a ll f r o m the s a o o r ls a o f f i c e s .

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Tuesday, February 15,1983

The McGill Tribune

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Electronic Athletics or the Lost Art of Street Hockey by Ravi Durvasula D uring my early grade sch ool days m ost o f the guys were, in the athletic sense, part-tim e heroes. W hen the final bell rang signalling our reprieve for the day, w e’d dash h om e from sch o o l, grab our gear and prepare for yet another sports spectacular. S om ething m agical about the neighborhood c u l-d e -s a c or playing field could, inadvertently, trans form ten to fifteen norm al elem entary kids into a clonal popu lation o f Guy Lafleurs, O.J. Sim psons, or Reggie Jacksons, depending on the tim e o f year. T hose gam es were a tradition ful filling som e daily need we all possessed. Sm all w onder, therefore, that I gazed in utter disbelief at our totally em pty n eighborhood street a few days ago. S ch o o l was out, the weather was fine, yet no shouts nor sounds o f h ock ey sticks m eeting shins could be heard anywhere. I asked my pre-adolescent brother who assured me that the guys w ould be com ing to our house first. Surely enough, they m arched in and headed straight for the basem ent. W ithin m inutes the house w as filled with the beeping, buzzing, ding-a-ling noises o f the video gam e m a chine - the on e, by the w ay, that’s g u a r a n te e d to convert any norm al, quiet hom e into the arcade experience and drive all residents therein stark raving m ad. A fter half an hour o f bells, lasers and w hatnot, 1 w ent dow nstairs to see what was goin g on. The gam e in pro gress, 1 was inform ed, was called InterG alactic Revenge. “What you try to d o ,”

explained my brother,” is kill as m any innocent w om en from other galaxies as possible. The lever on the right is used to rem ove their clot jies for the rape and the one on the left is the laser gun that blow s their heads off. Y ou w anna’ try?” Over com ing my anim al instincts, I refused. “ What ab ou t the hockey gam e?” I asked. N o soon er had I gotten the last word out, had on e o f my brother’s friends (w ho was wearing, for som e inexplica ble reason, a striped piece o f rope around his head and had a set o f head phones plugged into his stom ach) ex claim ed,

“Barf out! Hockey?! Like, what a total Zulu. G ag me with a sp oon! Atari is, like, totally new head. For sure.” “ W hat the hell did he just say?” I asked m y brother. In translation he ex plained that the guys thought hockey was a bore and offered neither the chal lenge nor the adventure that could be found in the puny stack o f five hundred gam e cassettes w hich they had painstak ingly am assed. W hat a kick in the head! D eterm ined not to let the m atter rest, I appointed m yself spokesm an for the by gone era and decided to launch a vendet ta o f sorts against this joystick genera tion. I insisted that they go play hockey.

R e d m en S tin g S tin gers by E. Goldberg W hat can you say except - TH E Y D ID IT!! A fter m ore than five years, the M cG ill Redm en hockey team finally beat the C oncordia Stingers. The last tim e the Redm en faced the Stingers (Jan. 18) it had been exactly five years since that last win. U nfortunately, that date d idn ’t bring M cG ill any luck. H ow ever, when the Redmen last defeated C oncordia, it was a W ednesday. (H ow ’s that for stretching a point?) And last W ednesday (F e b .9), the R edm en w on a thriller by the score o f 2-1 over the first place C oncordia Stingers. M cG ill had the advantage early in the gam e when Stinger Randy Em onds got a tw o m inute penalty for h ookin g at just 1:10 o f the m atch. D uring the M cGill pow erplay, Stingers Brian T aylor and Paul Bedard broke aw ay 2 on 1. Taylor faked out Redmen goalie Darren Turner and backhanded a shot into the M cGill net. So at 2:21, the Stingers led 1-0 D es pite the R edm en one-m an “advantage”. Just one m inute later, M cGill goalie Turner was hit just below the ear by a hard slapshot and was taken out o f the gam e and replaced by D anny Gubiani. The Redm en battled back for the rest o f the first period and at 11:32, Tim B ossy’s shot from just below the face-off circle flew past Stinger goalie Stéphane H éon to tie the score. Later in the peri od, at 17:53, R edm an A lan Crawford’s rebound o ff Pat C hiasson shot gave the

Redm en a lead they w ould never relin quish. C raw ford’s w inning goal finished o ff the scoring for the gam e. D e fe n se m e n D en is G ia co b b i and Gilles H udon made som e excellent def ensive plays during the gam e, prevent ing the Stingers from organizing in the R edm en zone. M eanw hile, M cG ill’s D ave D ucharm e, Yves Beaucagè and A lan Crawford kept the pressure on C oncordia in the Stinger end. But the player o f the gam e was undoubtedly goalie Gubiani. G ubiani’s performance in relief o f Turner was absolutely fantas tic. He played just under 57 m inutes o f scoreless hockey and that’s about as close as a g o a lie can get to a shut-out w ithout getting credit for one. G ubiani kept his co o l right until the end, when the Redm en needed it m ost, because that fast minute and a half was nerve-wracking to say the least. The play was concentrated in the M cGill end and with 1:11 rem aining, C oncordia pulled their goalie. Intense pressure by the Stingers m adè that last m inute seem like an' hour. D espite this win, the Redm en are still deadlocked w ith the U Q TR Patriotes for fourth place. U Q TR also w on on W ednesday, beating Laval 9-7 in a wild one. But this Redm en victory was just the kind o f confidence b ooster M cGill needed. A fter all, if the Redm en m ake it to the p layoffs, they’ll face none other than the Stingers in the first round.

A fter I pleaded, begged, berated, de m anded and finally threatened them , my brother rem oved the tape cartridge, reached over to their collection , picked out the disc marked “IN T E R G A L A C TIC H O C K E Y ” and began playing it. The object o f the gam e was to blow up the other team ’s bench before they got to your side and vaporized you with their sticks. “There. Are you happy now?” he asked. Storm ing out o f the room , I returned with my hockey stick which bore, at its end, that quintessential sym bol o f street hockey culture - the superblade - and, w aving it in the air, began to rant and rave ab out how today’s kids are a bunch o f sods. Faced with eight incredulous lo o k s, I felt, at the age o f nineteen, like a m useum exhibit. Lacking was the glass cage and a guide pointing at me saying,” this is how pre-Pacm anian man am used him self.” A s I was am ounting to nothing m ore than a big “Z ulu,” 1 left the room , having succum bed to the great Atari God. The electronic athletes eventually left, com p lain ing about sore wrists and the like. Perhaps they were right - our gam es were prim itive. We had no joystick s, no com puterized effects. Like true N ean derthals, we used rocks for goalp osts. But as I felt that old superblade, re m em bering how m any tim es I was Guy Lafleur scoring the overtim e goal to win it all, I realized I need not worry. It was not I that was wrong.

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...And Would You Believe? by E. Goldberg W ho says m iracles don’t happen any more? A fter beating the M cG ill hockey team 5-2 on Feb. 4, les Patriotes o f l’Univèrsité du Q uébec à T rois Rivières had clinched the fourth and final playoff sp o t in the Q U A A . But b y 'F e b . 7, M cG ill and Trois Rivières were tied for fourth place and the playoffs were still undecided. H ow did this happen? A m iracle, you say? Well it may not m eet all the criteria o f a m iracle but it com es aw fully close. And M cG ill has no one to thank but Patriote D enis C oulom be and the ho nesty o f the U Q TR athletics depart ment. To m ake a long story short, Trois Ri vières sent a letter to the directors o f the Q U A A explaining that according to an obscure C1AU rule, C oulom be was in eligible to play with UQ TR when he

com peted in their first five gam es o f the 1982/83 season. Because o f that, the Q U A A to o k aw ay the six points les Pa triotes had gained from those five gam es, giving extra points to the team s that had either lost or tied U Q TR at that time. M cGill, w ho had tied Trois Ri vières back on O ctober 9, gained one point in the standings, receiving a win by default for the match. That means that hopes for the playoffs are n ot dead yet for M cG ill (at least at this writing). U nfortunately, U Q TR has one m ore gam e left to play than M cGill d oes, m aking the situ ation even more tense. Plus, O ttaw a is only tw o points behind M cGill and Trois Rivières. But, O ttawa has a gam e in hand over U QTR. And w hat’s more, all three team s face each other one last tim e this season. Keep your fingers crossed and stay tuned— anything could happen.

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The M cGill F ootball Redm en called their first m eeting o f 1983 tw o weeks ago. It was a packed house including som e new recruits. Head C oach Charlie Baillie spoke o f last year’s edition o f the R edm en in posi tive terms w hile at the sam e tim e p oint ing out that w hile there were justified reasons for their record o f four wins and three losses it sim ply w ould not do for 1983. Baillie offered th* view that im provem ent could be sought in every area con cern in g the team . The m ain area fo cused upon involved the im proved player-coach com m unication, an agreedupon im portant ingredient o f all suc cessful squads. Other areas o f im prove ment ranged from speed and strength to the intangibles o f m ental attitude and leadership qualities the players must de velop w ithin them selves. Baillie pointed out that all the other team s w ould be im proved in 1983 and the R edm en have their w ork cut out for them to im prove on their 1982 w in /lo ss mark. R ecruitm ent was stressed in Bailie’s com m en ts toward fielding a superior team this fall. V olunteers were asked to provide the “extra touches’’ in the re cruitm ent program . Providing housing facilites to overnight guests and tours o f the cam pus were also suggested so the new com ers w ould have a chance to meet team mem bers and feel m ore a part o f things initially.

Improving strength, speed and stami na fell upon coach Gary Kirchner’s shoulders with the implementation of incentive goals and required attain ments of compulsory weight-training sessions. The 1,000-pound club has been formed. The players will try to join by lifting that amount in total poundage in three lifting events: bench press, clean and jerk, and squat. Kirchner also wanted to establish a 300-pound bench as the required weight for that event, pointing out that “there is

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The McGill Tribune

Redmen Ravage Laval by E. Goldberg It was the shirts. It must have been the shirts. When Laval arrived at M cC onnell W inter Stadium for their Feb. 5 hockey m atch, they realized that they had for gotten to take their shirts with them. To accom odate, M cGill supplied the R ouge et Or w ith the green intramural shirts o f the M cG ill Engineering Beer Police. That was quite an appropriate manoeuver because Laval (R ou ge et Vert?) played as if they had just polished o ff a few cases o f beer before the gam e. The 13-3 final score will attest to that. Yes, you read that correctly - M cGill won 13-3. Laval goalie Paul M aynard received the brunt o f the M cG ill abuse. The Redm en wasted no tim e in getting on the scoreboard as D ou g Harrison scored the first M cGill goal only ninety seconds into the gam e. Harrison, w ho had just returned to the line-up after a four-w eek absence due to an eye injury, scored tw ice m ore in the second period to co m plete a hat trick for the evening. V irtual ly the entire first period was played in the Laval end. The Redm en added three m ore goals in the period, one each by Yves Beaucage, Tim B ossy and D ave D ucharm e. D ucharm e also had a suc cessful evening, com piling one goal and three assists. In the second period, Laval began

show ing som e signs o f life, occasionally gaining con trol o f the puck and scoring their first goal at 7:05 o f the period. The R edm en, how ever, retaliated with six unanswered goals thanks to George Burnett’s four assists and one goal and one assist each by Brian Pugh and Alan Crawford. Burnett notched five assists during the gam e, securing his spot as leading scorer in the Q U A A. Laval put goalie Maynard out o f his misery in the third period, replacing him with second string goalie Kirk W illiam son. Considering the circum stances, Wil liam son fared pretty well, only allow ing three R edm en goals, tw o on the pow erplay. M cG ill totalled four powerplay goals during the gam e. Laval scored tw ice in the third period o n Redm en goalie D anny G ubiani (w ho finally got to play an entire gam e). G oal num ber thirteen w as scored by forw ard Pat Chiasson w ho finished the gam e with tw o goals and one assist. Laval, w ho has already landed a p la y o ff sp ot, is the on ly team the R ed m en have beaten m ore than tw ice this season. In six m eetings, M cG ill w on four o f the m atches by substantial mar gins. The Redm en play their final regu lar season gam e this Friday night (Feb. 18) in O ttaw a. This should be an ex cit ing gam e since the Redm en have beaten Ottawa twice, both tim es in Ottawa.

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Football (cont’d) continued from page 10 not a good footb all team in North A m erica today that does not have a go o d w eightlifting program .” C oach S onn y W olfe gave a m otivat ing talk on the approach to be taken by the team stressing the need o f the players to do “everything possible in order to im prove them selves as footb all players.” C oach Baillie talked o f the steppedup program o f im provem ent. V ideo equipm ent will b e available to study the quarterbacks in a special training ses sion. Em phasis will also be on im prov ing overall team speed. Track coach D ale M unkittrick is in charge o f that area. He is holding nightly training ses sions at the C laude R obillard facilities. S om e players have already taken advan tage o f M unkittrick’s experience and are m ost pleased with their im provem ents to date.

C oach Baillie announced the nom ina tion o f A lain D escham ps as the team captain, taking over from veteran M ike M aurovich, who retired this past year. All coaches will be returning w ith a cou p le o f m ajor changes taking effect. Brian A cton has been m oved to d efen sive co-ordinator. Ron T on dino remafns as offensive counterpart. Sonn y W olfe will m ove over to handle the o f fensive line. D ave D ubeau will work with the defensive receivers. Spring practice begins April 4th! The new approach to practice this year will be m uch m ore hitting. So all you fans get out early and show the Redm en y o u ’re behind them by taking in a few practices and getting fam iliar with your team . 1983 loom s as a bum per season for Redm en F ootball.

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