The McGill Tribune Vol. 10 Issue 16 by The Tribune

Inside This Week META racist?

Councillor wants court battle funding withdrawn

Grey squirrels

A re they stalking the campus?

Bag of Hammers

McGill students making good on dreams

Redmen in trouble Mark Brender exposes the basketball team's problems.

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___________The McGill Tribune________________________ January 22- 28, 1991

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not yet clear to you, com e to the n ew m em bers m eetin g in Union 425 - 426 at 5:30 pm ; or if you are handy to C on cor

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January 22- 28, 1991

new s Resignations rock Students’ Society B Y R IC H L A T O U R T w o members o f the im portant External A ffa irs Com m ittee (E A C ) resigned last week, raising concerns about the leadership abilities o f the com m ittee's head, SSMU V P Ex ternal A le x Usher. A rts Representative to Council M ary M argaret Jones and L aw Rep resentative Robert Fabes tendered their resignations at last Thursday's Council meeting, leaving on ly four m em bers on the EAC. The E A C is a Students' Society com m ittee set up to represent M cG ill students on issues outside o f the university, such as tuition fee hikes and last fall's referendum to join the Fédération des étudian tes et étudiants du Québec (FE E Q ). Both Jones and Fabes cited a b rea k d ow n in com m unication w ithin the E A C as reasons for their resignations. "T h ere has been a definite lack o f com m unication betw een the V P External and his com m ittee," said

Jones. "It's nothing against A le x personally but to w ork effectively you need a well-run m achine." Other members o f the com m it tee raised similar concerns. "E veryon e has been w ork in g on their o w n projects - I d id n 't even know w hat M ary M argaret [Jones] was d o in g ," E A C m em ber D ave M essenger said. Fabes also questioned Usher's leadership abilities. "I can't w ork in this com m ittee the w a y A le x is running it," Fabes said. Usher adm itted there w ere in ternal problem s w ith his com m it tee. "I was aware o f som e o f the problem s they w ere havin g and I take full responsibility for a llow ing things to g o this far," Usher said. Jones claim ed Usher did not support her and other members in

Staff athletics policy leaves students footing the bill BY M IT A B H A T T A C H A R Y Y A

"[M c G ill staff] are not lookin g

contrary to students' interests. She

for p rivileged or priority status,"

ulty and staff members at M cG ill

thinks the n ew program s w ill re

Baines said. "This is sim ply in the

w ill leave students p ayin g entirely

sult in a diversion o f financial re

interest o f a happier, m ore fit staff."

for the maintenance o f university

sources aw ay from students' ath

athletic facilities.

letic services.

joining the provincial students' organization, le Fédération des étudi antes et étudiants du Québec, in a referendum late last week.

D ir e c to r

R o b e rt

Prior to this term,

program s w ill take place at o ff hours,

required to pay a

"In ligh t o f the fact that the

$190 m em bership fee in addition to any instructional or

g y m cannot accom odate the students that use it n ow ,

rental charges. The n ew policy, to be im plem ented at the end o f the

I can't see h o w [M c G ill] can

month, w ill w aive

ju stify these p rogram s."

the $190 fee, lea v in g staff members

- Tam ara M yers

the

w hen the com plex has the time and the space to accomodate additional classes. But

M yers

lieves staff members have no right to use e x ten sive

ath letic

program s in the ab sence o f real finan cial contribution. "In light o f the fact

responsible only for

that the gym cannot

in stru ction al M yers says current staff m em

accomodate the students that use it

The adm inistration w ill also im

bership fees are "far from prohibi

now , I can't see h o w [M cG ill] can

plem ent a num ber o f n ew instruc-

tiv e " and d o not pose any substan

justify these program s," M yers

tionals fo r staff members.

tial financial dilem m a

said.

students on ly if places are not filled

M acD onald C o llege students voted o verw h elm in gly in favou r o f

A th le tic s

Dubeau points out that the staff

staff members w ere

These program s w ill be open to

MacDonald College students join FEEQ

dian universities.

A n ew athletics p olicy for fac

and rental fees.

SEE R E S IG N A T IO N S . . . PAGE 6

V P Internal A ffairs Tamara M yers believes the n ew program s are

to staff

members required to pay them. But according to Association o f

Once staff no lon ger have to pay membership fess, athletic facilities

b y staff members. But the programs

U niversity Teachers V P Internal

w ill be financed on ly b y student

w ill not be advertised as being

M alcolm Baines, the change "is not

fees. Recreational program s w ill

available to students and students

a m oney issue." Baines believes

be financed b y student fees and

w ill not be eligib le for regular stu

M cG ill staff members should be

governm ent grants. Staff contribu

dent discount rates.

p ro vid ed w ith an em p loyee bene

tions w ill be lim ited to voluntary

fit offered b y m any other Cana

donations.

Post Graduate Students' Society

□

The college w ill becom e a full m ember o f the associa tion b y next fall pen din g the approval b y the Students' Services C om m ittee and M cG ill's Senate. It w ill becom e the tenth studentassociation to join the tw o-year-old federation. "W e thought FEEQ was a realistic and serious association that w ou ld o ffer som ething good to students - like w ork in g on the im provem ent o f loansand bursary program sand student services rather than [organ izin g] strikes [against tuition fee hikes]," M acD onald C ollege Students' Society V P External H élène Brunette said.

Student organizes for Spicer submission A student from the U niversity o f Ottawa has established a student forum on national unity to ensure that students' opinions are repre sented to the Spicer Com m ission on Canada's future. Forum organizer Paul Huston believes the country's youth is not adequately represented b y the Spicer Com m ission w hose youngest m em ber is thirty-five. H e hopes to raise at least $10,000 to enable him to take his elevenm em ber Student Forum on Canadian U n ity into classrooms across Canada. H e expects to submit a final brief to the media and the Spicer

PHOTO: M E G G R A H A M

C om m ission b y the end o f M ay.

Scott’s books to be examined Students' Society w ill start exam ining the books and records o f Scott's food service to ensure students receive their cut o f food sale profits, thanks to a recent recom m endation b y the Society7s account ant. U nder the terms o f the contract w ith Scott's, Students' Society is entitled to 12.5% o f gross sales, or at least $400,000. "I'm a bit taken aback that this even had to be recom m ended, that it w asn't already in place," L a w representative to Council Robert Fabes said at last Thursday's Council meeting. —

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Students worry new staff athletics policy may jeopardize student programs.

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January 22- 28, 1991

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Editorial

Thinking Positively About The War I'm somewhat concerned about the euphoria that sur rounded the first hours of this engagement. -President Bush explained during a press conference last week why we shouldn't enjoy the war.

R O B E R T STEIN ER D on't get euphoric over this idea either, but there m ay be a w ay to solve the w orld 's tw o greatest crises -

Bull was killed b y a Belgian

the Persian G u lf Crisis and the M cG ill debt crisis -

last year. Some aspects o f Fuel A ir

simultaneously.

Explosives have been

Im agine if this university

M an y reactionary pacifists are putting their argument against w ar in the same w a y as pro-lifers put their argument against abortion. In and o f themselves both war and abortion are bad, but what if the alternative is worse? Both the reactionary anti-abortion and anti-war m ovem ents treat the actions they oppose out o f context. M em bers o f both can be criticized for a void in g the individual responsibility for examin ing the circumstances which cause w om en to opt for abortion, or which cause civilized nations to

in governm ent - no matter h o w bad the economic

you didn't see the stickers in

tim e one o f its inventions

the bathroom stalls last year,

was used during the current

are something like Esso

war. So many allies and Iraqis w ou ld be w iped out so

cloud o f Premium Unleaded before someone lights a

have to w orry about the W ar

cigarette.

pre-em pting the Superbowl.

M cG ill m ight even have a

M eanwhile, McGill w ould

hand in the most dangerous weapon the w ar has seen so

In fact, w e might have

far. During the missile attack

enough m oney to buy up the

on Israel Thursday, seven

remnants o f Kuwait C ity and

people w ere hospitalized

make it into a new under

because they injected

graduate residence.

themselves with nerve-gas antidote without having

black, M cG ill needs to

inhaled any nerve gas. A

conflict w here they have not opposed other territori-

recover its $76 m illion debt.

senate report on military

alist expansions (Tibet for exam ple). Th ey argue that

(By the w ay, second place in

research at M cG ill lists a

the difference in this case is that the price o f oil is

the debt list goes to the

m icro-biology project which

involved.

H ebrew University o f Jerusa

one student loosely ac

Perhaps that is true - w e cannot read the minds o f

lem. That problem too w ould

quainted with the field tells

our elected leaders. Unfortunately, it is far easier for

be solved as, under this plan,

me sounds like such an

us as relatively w ealthy people to be so cavalier

H ebrew University w ould

antidote. A real gas attack

about oil prices - for w e can afford them - than it is

probably cease to exist.)

on Israel could do more for

Still, som e w ill say, that our leaders pursue this

engage in armed conflict. In their v ie w circum

for the less fortunate in our society. The w orking

stance is irrelevant before a moral absolute. Both

class, and even the underclass depend on o il for

m ovem ents are more than vocal in this view .

pow er, for heat, for their jobs.

Just as pro-choice activists w ould not consider

stations which fall through the air, releasing a huge

quickly that w e w ouldn't

T o make it back into the

situation.

explored at M cGill. FAEs, if

w ere paid a royalty every

be sw im m ing in the bucks.

If the alternative is worse?

Parts of Speech

H ere's h ow the plan works. Alm ost every battle,

In an already declining econom ic situation, expen

mission o r sortie during the

M cG ill than the Vanier Cup. So h ow do all these nifty inventions becom e money? For every sortie, mission

w ar should be fought using

or battle in which M cGill

themselves pro-abortion; those w ho support

sive energy w ill see the end o f still more jobs. For

m ilitary action to resolve the G u lf conflict w ould

those w ho remain em ployed, let alone those surviv

at least one M cG ill invention.

weapons are used, w e

ing on fixed w elfare payments, increasing energy ex

Censorship - not to mention

should get $100,000 - a cost

penditures w ill mean sacrifices in food, or accomo

m y admitted ignorance -

split between combattants.

dation. A vertin g the hardship facing the poor may

prevents m e from detailing

That means once our

not be a m otive for goin g to war; but it is almost

all the tools our scientists

weapons are used in 760

certainly an effect o f not d oin g so.

had some hand in d evelop

missions, sorties or battles,

ing. But som e o f the fo llo w

w e're out o f the red.

not consider themselves opposed to peace. Instead they have found no acceptable alternative. Let us not fool ourselves: Saddam Hussein is not a reasonable man. N o amount o f rational discussion is lik ely to alter his stated ambition to bring the entire Arab w orld (including Israel) under a united rule - his own. Failure to oppose his expansionist

D o these unfortunate eventualities o f peace on Saddam's terms ou tw eigh the costs o f w ar on ours?

policies m ay not avert war. Instead, the burden o f

That is an extrem ely important decision which each

such a w ar w ou ld be carried by those in the region

individual ought to make once in full posession of

ing projects come to mind:

During the first 20 hours more than 1,000 sorties w ere

A "super-gun" which can

flow n b y allied/coalition air

lob artillery shells over great

forces. G iven that both

distances was developped by

Saddam and the U.S.

decides to support war, or to join one's friends at a

M cG ill ballistics expert

Chairperson o f the Joint

peace march.

Gerald Bull in the late 1960s

Chiefs o f Staff agree this is

have to die in defense o f their homelands? Cer

and 1970s. The Iraqis have

the mother o f battles, w e

tainly w e cannot.

the gun and may already

might even exceed our

w h o w ou ld eventually be forced to oppose him. Can w e w ith clear conscience w alk aw ay from the situation, know ing that eventually Saudis, Syrians, Jordanians, and Israelis m ay eventually

I f then opposition was necessary, w h y not g iv e

the facts, and after careful and thoughtful considera tion. A nd that decision must be m ade before one

Everyone, regardless o f ideological position, w ill agree that w ar is a horrible occurrence, as is abor

have used it in their war

fundraising target b y the end o f the day.

sanctions a chance? Again, let us be com pletely

tion. But these issues are so com plex that they ought

against Iran. The gun's range

realistic. Iraq is a state in which friend spies on

not to be reduced to such sim ple w ords as "g o o d "

is so great that its shells

friend, sister on brother. The highest crime is to

and "b a d "; "life " and "death "; or "blood for oil".

m ight in fact fly right over the Am ericans to smash into

speak against the state, and the punishment is death. In such a state, w e could probably never

- Katherine Elaine Palmer D a vid Gruber

generate enough internal pressure to force a change t

It's a good thing w e ignored all those people

a Belgian ship waiting

w ho asked us to think o f our

offshore. Fitting irony, as

ethics first.

The McGill Tribune

January 22- 28, 1991

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op/ ed Comment

Editorial

Silence leads to violence

Quick-fix values worth protesting T w o hundred high school students from

that the w ar is sim ply about d rivin g an

U .N . w ou ld attack. It's hard to adm it Iraq's humiliation w ill

Prim e M inister Brian M ulroney's home

evil dictator out o f an innocent country;

riding w ere suspended last w eek for tak

this war is not neat, nor tidy, nor straight

not necessarily lead to a new, stable w orld

ing part in an "unauthorized peace dem

forward. The difficult v ie w includes the aw are

order in the M id d le East. U .N . forces w ill leave behind a p ow er vacuum and

onstration". The head o f o f the local school board supported the suspension, citing the

ness that no w ar can be a success. W a r is

sm ouldering antagonism toward the west,

importance o f "teaching a sense o f values"

b y definition an admission o f failure.

not a "harm onious w orld order".

The difficult v ie w includes a full k n ow l

to the students w h o staged the lunchtime sit-in. Across the country, thousands o f stu

It's hard to figu re out which "lesson o f

edge o f the history o f U.S. involvem ent

history" w e should have learned. Should

with Ira q .

w e rem em ber the failure to stop H itler in the mid-thirties or should w e remember

O n ly a decade ago, the

U.S. supported the evil dictator it is n ow

dents are demonstrating in support o f a som ewhat different set o f values. H ere at M cGill, anti-war protestors have been criticized for not looking at the facts

that some wars, such as Vietnam, are not bent on destroying. And on ly last July, Saddam Hussein was worth fighting? The most painful part o f this difficult receiving "signals" that the U.S. w ould not

and for sim plifying the w hole conflict

respond to an Iraqi attempt to "readjust"

v ie w is o f violence and destruction, o f

d ow n to "m eaningless" slogans.

bodybags and orphans, o f wasted lives

It's the difficult one.

its borders w ith Kuwait. A n intriguing article in this m onth's Harper's m agazine claims these "signals"

It is a simplistic v ie w to accept the

w ere com ing from the Am erican State

Th eir stance is not the simplistic one.

quick-fix mentality o f N orth American

Department, through the Ambassador to

consumer society. It is simplistic to think

Iraq. Am bassador A p ril Glaspie told

the on ly w a y to achieve a stable world order is to destroy the Iraqi w ar machine and its despotic leader. It can be per versely com forting to support a quick,

Hussein she understood Iraqi problems with its British-drawn borders because Americans have also had "experience with the colonialists". She em phasized the

effective strike that w ill drive Iraq out o f

American governm ent had "n o opin ion "

Kuwait.

on Iraq's border disagreem ent with

But despite the portrayal o f the Gulf W ar as a sure-win w ar game, complete with maps that light up and impersonal targets; despite President Bush's insistence

from both sides o f the conflict. The protests are not em pty chants. T h ey are shouts o f despair in a mad world. T h ey are also calls for a search for new kinds o f solutions, for a genuinely new w orld order in which w ar is no longer an option. A n d it is these values that students

Kuwait. It's hard to adm it these subtly sanc tioned border revisions lie at the root o f Saddam Hussein's reluctance to think the

across the country must continue to support through anti-war protests. - Stephanie Small

T o the Tribune: On September 27,1990 at Berkeley, Cali fornia, 33 w om en and men w ere held hos tage by an armed man. The blonde wom en w ere singled out and forcibly sodom ized with carots b y men under the force o f the armed man. One man was killed, numerous w ere injured and eventually the armed man was shot and killed b y the local police. This incident was reported by " o ff our backs": V ol XXI, no.l, January 1991. As members o f the M cG ill W om en's Un ion, w e are outraged that this event was not reported b y this newspaper. In light o f the Polytechnique Massacre, it is crucial that incidents o f violence against w om en be adressed and m ade public. W e d o not be lieve that the M ontréal massacre was an isolated incident against w om en and there fore demand that this issue be publicly confrom ted. By ign orin g violen ce against wom en, you are prom oting it. W ould you please cover this story now. Thank You, T h e M c G ill W om en 's U nion R oom 423 U n ion B u ildin g 3480 M cT avish

Erratum: worshippers were mistakenly identified as Islamic Islam is the religion. Muslims are its practionners.

GENERAL ELECTIONS T O B E H E L D IN M A R C H N o m in a tio n s

Students' Society Executive: President Vice-President, Internal Affairs Vice-President, External Affairs Vice-President, University Affairs Vice-President, Finance

a r e

h e r e b y

c a lle d

Senate Arts (includes Social Work) Dentistry Education Engineering (includes Architecture) Law Board of G o ve rn o rs : 1 Undergraduate

fo r

th e

2 representatives 1 representative 1 representative 1 representative 1 representative Representative

fo llo w in g

p o s it io n s :

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SENATE Candidates must be members of the McGill Students' Society and: i) be students in good standing who are registered for a degree or diploma and have satisfied conditions for promotion in their previous year of studies. or ii) be students in good standing who have satisfied conditons for promotion in the previous year of studies and who are registered in a degree or diploma program. or iii) be students in good standing who are registered in a limited program for a degree or diploma, and who are repeating a year for reasons other than academic failure. Nominations must be signed by at least 50 members of the Students' Society who aare in the same faculty as the prospective candidate along with their year and faculty, or by 25% of the student enrollment in the faculty together with their year and faculty, whichever is the lesser of the two.

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January 22- 28, 1991

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news M cG ill’s animal rights grou p labelled ‘racist’ B Y S H A N N O N A L D IN G E R

That is barbaric, ethnocentric and racist and Students' Society should

C alling M cG ill's animal rights grou p 'racist', a Students' Society

not support it." But M E T A

president Steven

Councillor is asking the Society not

Leckie believes the racist label is

to pay the grou p's legal costs.

unfounded.

A local furrier, G rizzly Furs, is

" I consider the racist namecal

suing 'M cG ill for the Ethical Treat

ling to be com pletely out o f line.

m ent o f Anim als' (M E T A ) and

It's nothing but slander," Leckie

M E T A president Steve Leckie for

said.

dem onstrating outside its St. Denis

"Racism w ou ld im p ly w e feel

store on tw o sucessive Friday

superior to the natives and that w e

nights last N ovem ber.

despise them due to racial d iffe r

A s a M cG ill club, the group is

Leckie says the animal rights

Society law yer and SSMU is foot

group's main objective is to raise

in g the bill fo r all legal costs.

awarenessabout cruelty to animals.

But N u rsin g Representative to

A ccord in g to Leckie, the group

Council M ark Saul believes Stu

does not condem n native partici

dents' Society should not be finan

pation in the fur trade. "T h e most you could say is that our aim to raise awareness about

he labels "racist". " H o w can w e foot their legal

animal suffering for fur in general

bills?" Saul asked at last week's

m ay be causing native trappers

Council meeting.

some loss o f business," Leckiesaid.

A cco rd in g to Saul, the group is

"But w e realize some people w ho

racist because it condemns the kill

live in the harsh environm ent o f

in g o f animals fo r human usage.

the far north d o need to use ani

Saul argues that in doin g so, the

mals to survive. W hat w e are say

group also condemns the Inuit w ay

in g is that most people in Canada d on 't need to kill animals to sur

o f life. "T h e y

d o n 't

think

anim als

viv e ."

should be killed for human con

Saul plans to introduce a notice

sum ption whatsoever," Saul said.

o f m otion to Council calling for the

"B y condem ning the killing o f

w ithdraw al o f the grou p's fu nd

animals for their fur, they are basi

ing. But he is not optim istic about

cally condem ning all Inuits w h o

his proposal being approved.

en gage in the fur trade for their livelih ood ."

"I don 't believe that Council w ill buy m y argum ent," Saul said. " A ll

"It's a matter o f a group o f w hite p eop le telling [Inuits] what is best for them and what they should do.

confident it w ill not have a grea effect on the grou p's status anc

speech," Leckie said.

Leckie is

u D s e t th e

The M cGill Savoy Society Presents

m o tio n

2^3

w ill

recogn izes

freed om

"W e have the right to expose

funding.

facts about cruelty to animals that w ou ld otherw ise be hidden from public know ledge. Others have the right to opposing opinions."

Loonie resolution may be shot dow n in mid-flight BY S T E P H A N IE S M A L L In what has been described as a birdbrained scheme, next fall's incom ing students m ay each re ceive a loonie in the mail. Students' Society executives came up w ith the scheme to avoid criticisms that they w ere im posing "taxation w ithout representation" on new students. The executive is prop osin g to charge all students $2 next fall to compensate for this w inter's lost fee payments to the Fédération des étudiantes et étudiants du Québec. Students voted to join the stu dent association last fall. But stu dents are not p ayin g the $1 per term fee this semester because SSMU missed the deadline to have the fee collection a p p roved and im plem ented by the university. The loonie pay-back is aim ed at

refunding first year students w h o d id not benefit from membership this term. But the $2 fee paym ent scheme ruffled a fe w feathers in Council last Thursday. "It w ill be a nightm are to ad minister," gradua te representative to Council Eric Darier said, claim in g that the cost o f m ailing out $1 coins to 6000 students w o u ld also make the scheme financially point less. "It calls into question the respon sibility and maturity o f this Coun cil," law representative Robert Fabes said. "Th e perception by the univer sity and administration w ill be o f a disorganized society." Other councillors questioned w hether the $2 fee was legal. "Students voted to pay $1 per student, per semester," graduate

representative Daron W estm an said. "W e w ou ld be changing the terms o f the referendum to make it $2." But SSM U executives defended the loonie pay-back because it w ou ld be "fiscally irresponsible" not to collect any FEEQ fees fo r this semester, or to d raw the m oney out o f operating funds. "W e realize this loon ie idea is a bit crazy," V P U niversity A ffairs Deborah Pentesco said. "But w e w ere tryin g to com e up w ith creative ideas." "C reative ideas" tossed around in Council include handing out $1 rebates at the bookstore or in the U nion cafeteria. The m otion to charge students $2 next semester and refund first year students w as referred back to Executive Com m ittee. Q

VP External leadership crisis R E S IG N A T IO N S PAG E 3

FROM

1really want to d o is get [M E T A 's] constitution debated."

"SSM U is a dem ocratic system w h ich

ences. That7s not the case."

b ein g represented by the Students'

cially responsible for a group which

be brought to Council but he i:

their endeavours w ith the EAC. Jones, for instance, said she had to ask Usher repeatedly for help in her attempt to coordinate a semi nar betw een city councillors and student councillors at M cG ill, one o f her projects for the year. "W h en I joined E A C I thought it w ou ld mean m ore than dealing solely w ith FEEQ," Jones said.

o f th e

M essenger also suggested too much tim e had been spent on FEEQ. "T h e w h ole com m ittee was drained b y FEEQ," said M essen ger. Usher w ou ld n 't com m ent on individu al cases but maintained that E A C members had been aware w hen they joined the com m ittee that FEEQ was to be one o f his top priorities for the year. " I f w e hadn't done all that extra w o rk w e w ou ld n 't even be in FEEQ," Usher explained. "I don't regret that."

U N IV ER SIT É

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W h ile E A C m em ber K arla M acdonald agreed there has been problem s w ithin E A C , she d id not agree w ith Jones' and Fabes' solu tion to the problem. "I share their concerns but I feel as an elected councillor I have a mandated responsibility to remain and be strong," said M acdonald. M eanw hile, M essenger w o n dered h ow E A C w ill effectively operate for the rest o f the year. E A C w ill try and find tw o re placements but Council m ay not have tim e to address the issue, according to Usher. Q

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fo c u s Urban Wildlife: is it out o f control? The M cG ill community is surrounded by cute little animals and annoying insects. The Tribune offers an irreverant look at various species on campus.

Cute but dangerous: squirrels attack more Montréalers than do sharks.

The grey squirrel: Marlin Perkins, where are you now? BY ROBERT STACEY In epic tradition the Trojans are said to have opened their gates to an insidious hidden danger. A re Montrealers opening their hearts to the very same? Today, o f course, the danger is not w ooden horses, but rather the Eastern G rey Squirrel. The G rey squirrel, or Sciurus Carolinensis, populates the city in uncountable numbers, and is a com m on sight w herever deciduous trees can be found. But beneath the veneer o f whiskers, fur and big brow n eyes, there m ay lurk an uncommon evil. Reports o f squirrel attacks are not infrequent. According to an em ergency room staff person at the M ontreal General Hospital, their hospital alone treats "fiv e or six cases a year." The staff person was able to confirm suspicions that hospitals here in Montreal treat a greater number o f squirrel victims than victim s o f other, m ore dan gerous animals such as sharks or lions. "Yeah , m ore [victim s] from squirrels than sharks. D efinitely." said the worker, w ho w ou ld not g iv e his name. The widespread practiceof feed ing the squirrels seems to be the com m on link with most squirrel hostilities. "D on 't feed them ," said animal behaviorist H élène Laire. 'T h e y 're ve ry bold and could even get into you r house for food. M any attacks do not occur out side, but indoors where squirrels

becom e claustrophobic and mani fest a violent, unpredictable temperment. Laire, though convinced o f the harmlessness o f the G rey Squirrel, admits that a squirrel in your house could pose definite problems. " I f you try to catch them, o r if they are cornered, they'll get you for sure." she warned. Once in your home, there is no lim it to the dam age a squirrel can cause. Speaking from experience, Sheila Robinson, a social w ork student, recalled a harrow in g household experience. 'T h e squirrel ripped up the cur tains, the furniture. It came through the chim ney— it was horrible." Laire was quick to leap to the defence o f the creature. "T h ey are to le ra n t of h u m a n s ," she insisted/'They are not dangerous at all." Though Laire described the G rey Squirrel as "adaptable," many w ould prefer the term 'cunning'. Delise Alison, curator o f the Redpath Museum explained that the continual feeding o f the squirrels here on campus has created a cer tain level o f "dependence". But are these gifts o f food phil anthropic donations from benevo lent animal lovers, o r extorted 'protection payments,' paid only to guarantee safety from the Sciurdae family? Alison was stalked one day when she failed to feed the squirrels "T h ey wanted their food. Th ey follow ed me right to the stairs." The G rey Squirrels have a vora

cious appetite. Th ey eat about 100 lbs. a year, approxim ately the w eigh t o f an adolescent girl. They are also capable o f outrunning any human being. The 'g re y scare' has yet another dim ension which authorities feel m ay make the rest pale in compari son. T h ey refer, o f course, to the species' incredible organizational abilities. There are documented cases of huge squirrel migrations in the late 19th century. Similar 'm ob behav-

ior' has been exhibited as recently is friendly, but experience warns as 1933 in Connecticut and 1935 in against complacency in this mat N e w York State. Reports at that ter. tim e decribed "tens and hundreds Even the animal's name denotes o f thousands" m oving, as one, across the Hudson river. A s the its mysterious, possibly conspira w orld 's forests are depleted, and torial nature, for Sciurus, in Greek, urban green space is paved over, a means "a creature w h o sits in the possible squirrel counter-attack ♦ shadow o f its tail." Until m ore is looms. known, humans m ay just have to trust the G rey Squirrel. If the rela A ll sources stress that the G rey tionship with the creature is, as Squirrel is still largely unstudied. m any fear, a deadly game, on ly the Most o f the time, the G rey Squirrel squirrels kn ow the rules. Q

Cockroaches: are they encroaching on your territory? B Y L IS A H A R R IS O N There are ve ry fe w things in the w orld m ore disgusting than cock roaches. I know because I'v e got them in m y apartment. This is a hard thing to admit not only be cause o f social stigma, but also because m y housemates are going to kill m e for letting the w orld at large kn ow about it. Unfortunately many students, especially those livin g in the ghetto, tolerate an infestation o f cock roaches and other vermin. It seems easier, som ehow, to on ly kill the one or tw o that show up every month than to g o through the hassle o f inform ing the landlord and having the apartment sprayed.

A w ord o f warning how ever: one or tw o cockroaches w ill become ten or tw enty very quickly and you w ill find yourself in the same situ ation as we. A t the worst point in

b y w ithholding rent or applying for a rent reduction," said G ary Saxe o f Québec PIR G 's Housing Project.

our cockroach saga, m y roommate listed the casualties o f a battle at tw en ty confirmed dead and one missing in action. It seems that the only effective

in just one apartment is, how ever, useless. A s one exterm ination expert explained "the roaches w ill just m ove downstairs for a w hile and com e back w ith their friends

w a y to rid your apartment o f cock roaches is to have them exterm i nated. P rovid in g a safe and healthy livin g environm ent is the respon sibility o f you r landlord. " I f the landlord doesn't arrange for exter mination within a certain period o f time, a tenant can g o to the rental board and can pressure him or her

when the coast is clear. The w h ole building must be treated for it to be effective." In light o f the social stigma at tached to having any kind o f ver min (a sure sign to the neighbours that an unhygenic slob is livin g in

Using extermination techniques

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Surviving the cockroach revolution in your hom e ROACHES FRO M PAG E 7 their midst) most extermination companies offer "anonymous cars" and "com plete discretion." Exterminators w ill also p rovid e a short term g u a ra n tee w h e re b y th e y w ill spray again if the cock roaches return. Y ou m ay consider it w orthw hile to know

fast but they

There are also a few miscon

can also fly. H ow ever, as Kevan pointed out, they don't do it ve ry often. W h y should they when they can feast o ff a fine dinner o f con

ceptions regarding cockroaches that need to be corrected. First, there is no p roof that roaches will survive a nuclear holocaust. "T h e y are more sim p le g en etica lly and therefore not as susceptible to radia tion," Kevan said. S e c o n d ly , cock roaches are not at tracted to your mess, but they w ill thrive in it. So just cleaning up

N o t only are they

Many students, especially those living in the ghetto, tolerate an infestation of cockroaches and other vermin.

m o re ab ou t y o u r gu ests. "T h e m ost com m only found cock roach is the German cockroach. It has been found as far north as A lert on Elsemere Is land," said Dr. Keith Kevan at the Lym an Museum at McDonald College.

According to Kevan "the life ex pectancy o f the cockroach is a few months and varies with the tem perature. Th ey are m ore active at higher temperatures and this w ill shorten their life span."

gealed french toast left on the counter? W hich brings m e to another point - what they eat, that is to say: just about anything, although they have a preference for carbohydrates and lipids. Unlike spiders, however, they are not useful predators, and they w ill not eat the other bugs in your apartment.

w on 't get rid o f them i f th e y 're alread y there, but it might make your parents

happy. One final w ord on the im por tance o f extermination: if you decide you can live with roaches now, but you 'll m ove out on them next year to a place that is "v e r m in-free", you m ay be in for an unpleasant surprise. The chances are good you 'll im port the cock roaches (b y w a y o f their eggs) along with you. q

Beware the roosting pigeon; it may be hazardous to your health.

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the

Pigeons, it seems, are hazardous to you r health. A s a result o f the birds'

nesting

patterns,

pigeons

If you are interested in performing

Union Building, and leave your

Chairperson of Daytime Programming W e are interested in people who play

classroom, for example, m ay cause

been exposed to histoplasmosis and

illness.

developped a r e s is ta n c e . d o n 't

tially deadly disease.

even

know

th e y 'v e

had

it."

form s in the excrement. This is a dis

The danger

ease similar to permanent bronchi

lies in perm a

tis, and in extrem e cases m ay cause

nent housing.

death in humans, according to local

I f pigeons are

ornithologist, Dr. D avid Bird.

c o n s t a n t ly

"Sometimes [this disease] is blow n

programming office, Rm. B07,

Constant inhalation o f the virus in a

humans. But 90% o f the people have

They

As stool accumulates on building

eases which are transmittable to

expose human beings to a poten

ledges, a virus called histoplasmosis

name and number withJulie Dzerowicz,

B Y A M Y W IL S O N

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in the ALLEY, please come by the

There's jelly on the roof: M<

r o o s tin g

out o f proportion," argued Dr. Bird.

the same ledge, some o f their excre

'T h ese architect people shouldn't

"Pigeons can carry some thirty dis

ment m ay get into a ventilation duct.

design buildings which are perfect for pigeons," Dr. Bird stated. "N o flat surface should be built. Then the

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" A lot o f people blame pigeons in the park tor not true. These pigeon-lo the birds."— Ornitho

birds w ill have no place to nest, they w on 't be able to sustain their popu-

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RITUAL: F O R THE R O A C H E ô I KNOW o f g re a t p rie s ts . A PO ETRY M O M EN T W IT H R O B B IE D .

I 'w ill le a v e s ilk s c a rv e s u p th e flo o r, p e rfu m e d to sw e e te n ' : y o u r s te p s .

T h e re a re ro a c h e s in my hom e, h o w e v e r o u r p a th s in t e rs e c t b u t in fre q u e n tly .

1 w ill b a n ish a ll o ffe n siv e o b je c ts ; y o u r h o n o u r w ill n o t b e c h a lle n g e d

C o a c h e s o f th is p la c e : 1 w ill le a v e fo o d u p o n th e c o u n te r, d ig n ifie d s e rv in g s o f ric e an d s o u p an d c h ic k e n à la king.

I w ill g iv e y o u ritu a l, m yth o lo g ize y o u r d e e d s , e x a g g e ra te y o u r g ra c e s . I w ill p u t y o u to p a p e r. My w ish is th a t o u r p a th s c o n tin u e to in te rs e c t b u t in fre q u e n tly .

I w ill p la c e H a n d e l u p o n th e tu rn ta b le s o th a t y o u m ight fe a s t in th e s ty le

1 know w hat yo u a re .

B L O O D

Gill’s anti-pigeon strategy in vaseline jelly,"

Museum expert Delise Alison.

Redpath

'T h e best solution is to spend some

'T h e commercial brands o f jelly are

tie old ladies feeding rge populations. It's îrs are m erely enjoying gist Dr. D avid Bird

costly as the substance wears off. m oney and build sloping ledges or

p ro b a b ly

w ire meshes. If they slide off, the

Tan glefoot or

birds just can't nest there," Dr. Bird

Shoo-Bird," ex

contended.

plained

Bird.

The large urban com m unity o f

'T h e pigeon's

pigeons is not likely to m igrate on

are

sup

short notice. A ccording to Dr. Bird,

posed to like

not

the birds thrive on the port and train

standing in it."

yards o f Montreal for spilt grain and

Yet

accord

food.

ing to Bird, the

" A lot o f people blame little old

jelly is an ex

ladies feedin g pigeons in the park

p e n s iv e

for large populations. It's not true.

perching on the ledges o f university

sponse to pigeon mess. Constant

These pigeon-lovers are m erely en

buildings, M cG ill has im plem ented

maintenance o f the jelly becomes

joyin g the birds."

it s o n

M o n d a y J a n u a r y 21 st

the use o f a jelly-like substance which

F r id a y J a n u a r y 2 5 th

is spread on sills across campus. "It's safe fo r the pigeons, but they feel uncomfortable, as if they landed

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entertainm ent Hammers have future success in the Bag B Y C O L IN F E R G U S O N A s children, m any o f us at tem pted to pursue desirable voca tions but fe w o f us have had the perserverance to avoid com pro m ise and to hold fast to our goals. A popular theme o f these child hood fantasies was, and still is, to be in a m ega super international rock and roll super m ega band. Unfortunately, most people with this theme in m ind are generally satisfied w ith frequent rom ps into pretend b y the creation o f hack neyed garage jam m ing sessions. For the others, the com m itm ent is m ore than an idle hobby and from these whim s, an obsessive dedica tion emerges. The group know n as Bag o f H am m ers has been together for less than a year and yet they per form a stout forty-odd original songs. A ll the members have stud ied at M cG ill. Four o f the fiv e have been in the faculty o f music. The group is com prised o f G il lian Deacon (lead vocals, percus sion), K evin Fox (lead vocals, 6 &12 string acoustic guitars, m andolin, harmonica, cello), G u y K aye (v o

Sitting on the fence: musical group Bag o f Hammers demonstrate how to be successsful Canadian politicians.

cals, electric & acoustic guitars), Bernie LeBlanc (electric & double

Fox said, "W h en I think o f folk

W hen questioned on the band's

bass), and M ark Mariash (vocals,

music,I think o f Joan Arm atrading,

charisma, Fox said, "It's am azing

W h ile m illions conform to the

for their ten track feature album to

drums).

and that's d e fin ite ly not us. People

h ow good the com bination is.

lucrative cheese o f dance music

be released in late March. In addi

hearanacousticguitarandjum pto

W e're not a garage band, and ha ye

bebop, it is refreshing to see a band

tion to the album, future plans

a label."

n't been p layin g together since w e

dedicated to som ething for which

include an extensive summer tour

Their com pletely original musi cal repetoire is com posed b y K evin Fox along w ith the band's collabo ration.

A lth o u g h

the

acoustic

A prom inent danger which can

much m ore personal than that."

mental in generating an audience

w ere eleven, but chem istry is

they have so much talent: rock and

ranging from Vancouver to H a l

there."

roll.

ifax.

sound gives the music a folk base,

occu r

The cem enting com m on concern

A lth ou gh the members have

the influence o f players ha vin g jazz

freelance musicians from d ifferin g

o f musical performance, rather than

strong M cG ill ties, the band is far

In the im m ediate future, Bag o f

and classical backgrounds allow s

backgrounds is a lack o f group

slick g litz and conventional crow d

from a university band. W h ile re

Ham m ers w il be back in M ontréal

the music to quickly fall out o f any

charisma or chemistry. This, h o w

fawning, is o f forem ostim portance

cordin g at C herry Studios, they

at the Term inal (1631 Ste-Cather-

niche or genre attem pting to re

ever, is not a factor w ith the tight,

to the band. Th ey "lik e it when

perform

in Toronto,

ine) on January 25th at 10pm, and

strict or classify it.

unified onstage persona exibited

people are dancing and enjoying

London, Ottawa, and Montréal.

in late M arch they w ill be p erform

b y the band.

themselves, but the music is really

Tim e spent touring w ill be instru

ing at Club Soda.

C om m enting on the folk base,

w ith

the

synthesis

regularly

□

Author o f Glick is too slick in his latest effort B Y LE S LE IG H C U S H IN G

ters and their too-perfect dialogu e

seems

enough

some 270 pages later Farb faces one

token bloodshed, and it is no

w ill make it a struggle fo r most

until a second party begins a b id

problem after another. The Bra

w on d er that Farb hates Fridays.

St. Farb's Day

readers to last until sunset on St.

ding war. N o t surprisingly, these

d ley Block case has double-deal

M o rle y T o rg o v is undoubtedly

By M o rle y T o rg o v

Farb's Day.

new bids

ing and conflict o f interest written

funny. Unfortunately, his hum our

Lester O rpen & Denys

straightforw ard

the

Block com e

A Toronto la w

all over it. A s if pro

fails when his characters d eliver

yer, Farb's troubles

fessional w oes w ere

his lines. In his attem pt to create

Saint Farb's D ay happpens to

begin when his most

fall on a Friday in N ovem ber. In

dreaded clients, tw o

theory, it could have happened any

m o n e y - g r u b b in g

Friday, but it is in late N ovem b er

w id o w s dubbed the

that our hero, Farb is put to every

Sinister Sisters, fly

test imaginable.

in from Tuscon to

Torgov has W oody Allen's hypochondria without the neurosis; the tough-guy lawyer attitude, but with too many scruples.

St. Farb's Day is the latest literary

supervise the selling

effort from M o rle y T orgov, author

o f a valuable d o w n

o f the award-winningT/ie Outside

tow n property, Bradley Block. Farb

n't enough to keep

w itty repartee betw een the clients

him occupied, Farb's

at Farb & Greenglass, T o rg o v is too

personal life picks

slick. For exam ple, w hen Farb at

this o f all days to fall

tempts to deter an overw eigh t

apart. His w ife asks

bid d er from taking a Si nister Sister

for a divorce, his fa

to dinner, he advises, "...it is a bad

ther asks to return to

idea. N o t the Greek food, but tak

the practise, and a

ing her to dinner. A n y b o d y that's

from another o f Farb's clients:

w om an named Debbie Lunenfeld

ever dined w ith in a block o f you

forces Farb to adm it that octoge

Chance of Maximilian Glick, and a

is dism ayed to find that the pro

Patrick

distressingly flaw ed follow -up. In

spective buyer is another o f his

daughter Rose.

fact, T o rg o v 's super-slick charac

clients, Patrick Shahani. The deal

Shahani's

disin h erited

From page 5 until his bedtim e

narians h avesexd rives too. Th row in an arm ed robbery and some

SEE T O R G O V . , . P A G E 12

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January 22- 28, 1991

entertainment Tune in Tom orrow boundary breaking...potentially B Y A S H L E IG H H IG G IN S

irreverent lunacy and sexual per

truly believable - there sim ply isn't

forcefu lly that it shatters, and the

version o f his scripts take on a more

any chemistry between the tw o

audience is left scrambling to make

scandalous tone as fantasy and

actors. This is perhaps the worst

sense o f the fragments.

its, it becomes evident im m ediately

reality becom e increasingly inter

film o f Reeves' heretofore success-

that Tune in Tomorrow... is not a

mingled, creating confusion for

studded career. Falk is im pressive

Starting with the opening cred

normal film. The

credits, done using

Carmichael, but

the

a voice-over, are

even

m erely the first ex

one-liners are not

am ple o f a num

enough to save

ber o f innovative -

this m ovie. There

if not always effec

are flashes o f p o

tive - attempts to

tential - hints o f

create something

social

different. "Som e

and

thing " is the op

parody - but they

erative w ord here,

are left undevel

because, although

oped and unfo

director Jon A m iel

cused.

his classic

criticism in g e n io u s

and his performers w ere w illin g to

E v e r y o n e is f a m i l i a r w i t h

th e o ld

"T o o m u ch o f a g o o d

ad age:

th in g ."

W i t h T u n e in T o m o r r o w ... i t is t o o m u c h o f e v e r y th in g .

times a clichéd melodrama, Tune inTomorrow... is nonetheless aval-

take a chance.

iant attempt to reinvest the roman-

tured

tic com edy with spark and vigou r.

Tune in Tomorrow... is being feaat

the

Rialto

late

January.

able to control this

familiar with the

p o te n tia lly

b r il

old adage: 'T o o

b o u n d a ry

much o f a good

liant

commendable that at least A m iel

A t times a hilarious satire, at

lo o n y

E veryon e

tries hard, he is un

Although their endeavour is not altogether successful, it is entirely

breaking romantic

thing."

W ell, in

...e n c o u r a g e s y o u to b r in g s p e d a l c a m p a ig n s o r

com edy.

the case o f Tune in Tomorrow... r it

s o d a l a w a r e n e s s p r o je c t s to th e M c G i l l c a m p u s . F u n d s a re a v a ila b le to

The bizarre tale 1951

is m ore a problem

N e w Orleans and

o f too much o f

centres on the an

everything.

unfolds

tics

A m ie l's

M a rtin

Loader

s tu d e n ts . film ,

(K e a n u

Reeves), an aspir

ru vian

n ovelist

ing young writer

M a rio

V a rg a s

fo r

Lloso's Aunt Julia

W XBU;

his

g u m -c h o m p in g ,

and the Scriptwriter

c h a in - s m o k in g ,

radically

aunt-by-marriage,

d e fie s

Julia (Barbara Her-

classification.

shey), and the sta

borrow s from a

tion's crazy new

multitude o f dis

scriptwriter, Pedro

parate sources -

Carmichael (Peter

from Sophocles to

g e n e ric

H ir e d

crease the ratings W X B U 's

The movie's two stars silently dance which serves as a welcome escape from Keanu Reeve's (right) pained Southern accent.

tire d n ig h ttim e

serial,"The Kings o f the Garden

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the M arx Brothers to Miami Vice - to

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create a multifaceted filmic extrava

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ganza that is difficult to describe. According to Pedro Carmichael:

the real-life hushed

with this film. The lo ve affair be

'T h ere's a lot o f reality impacting

romance o f Julia and Martin. The

tween Julia and Martin is never

here." Unfortunately, it impacts so

from

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entertainment Torgov: Cardboard on paper T O R G O V F R O M PA G E 10

tough-guy law yer attitude, but

O f Ice and men

losophy, they d o not gain depth.

Last Tuesday, I sat d ow n to

with too many scruples. Farb is

A t their most tender moments, they

decide what hotbed o f contro

knows you don't eat food - you go

difficult to like, but not difficult

lack subtlety and believability.

versy in the w orld o f entertain

d o w n on it." T orgov's dialogue is

enough to dislike.

W hile T o rg o v 's weak point is ch a ra cter

d e v e lo p m e n t,

his

composed o f retorts that real people

The other characters in the novel

usually think o f hours after the

suffer from the same ailments. They

strength is his narrative voice. Small

antagonist has departed. H e has

are quite sim ply cardboard per

details throughout the novel make

h ypoch on d ria

sonas, and even when T o rg o v uses

it readable. From the crazy old man

w ithout the neurosis. H e has the

their voices to w ax his ow n phi-

w h o yells out random numbers like

W oody

A lle n 's

a Bingo gam e gone w ron g to the

Tues JA N 22

Fri JA N 25 Party

repulsive depiction o f Tatoulis inhaling lunch, there are genuinely clever touches in St Farb's Day. The

Thurs JA N 24

Cocktails, 8pm

ment I w ould be treading over barefoot this week. What sacred co w w ould I grind into hamburger? A t which deserv point the p ow er o f m y poison pen? Finally, I had fixed m y sights on a personal thorn in

V IP posse/ Steppin' so hard

m y side, Vanilla Ice.

like a German N a zi." W hen

Truth be told, there is hardly

able reference, Ice said, "Y o u

royal-one-brow-shavedness,

kn ow h o w they step, their feet

Super Bowl Party

to make it m ore than Street Legal for

Vanilla Ice.

all hit the ground real hard and

You can start with the racial insensitivity. H ere w e have a

Farb do not fall into CBC's hands.

perform er w ho fabricated a

out the inanity o f Ice's lyrics,

The w o rld

for

history for him self because his

when nearly every rap group is

□

producers didn't feel that his

gu ilty o f similar crimes. But it

life was quite "black" enough.

m ay be interesting to note that

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eral years ago b y Black rapper

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n ow been taken to the extreme

other rapper, not R U N -D M C ,

b y a group o f white rappers

not Public Enemy, has been

w ho have chosen the reprehen

able to do. N o one but the Ice

sible name Young Black Teenag

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But history teaches us that com m ercial success is certainly no indication o f talent. It also teaches us that com m ercial

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stuff?"

that, unlike M ax Glick, therights to

The attitudes behind these

Jan

asked to explain this question

a m ore w orth y target than his

touches are not enough how ever

T.O.Law.

Thurs JAN 31

B Y A D A M S TE R N B E R G H

ing icon o f ineptitude w ould I

Sun J A N 27

the literary set. W e can only hope

W e d JA N 30

Imitating Life

later, Ice hasn't quite drow n ed Perhaps I missed the bril liance contained in the lines o f

But I digress. So there I was, sitting sm ugly on Tuesday, ready to unleash

this self-proclaim ed "lyrical

m y vicious and devastating

poet". A s SBK (Ice's label) ex

attack on this, the newest

ecutive Daniel Glass said, "Ice

scourge o f the entertainment

are doing, what the homeless

The w orld w en t to war. Since Tuesday, I, like m ost o f

information on the latest technological

p eop le are all about, and he

Representatives from various

trends in the world of computers.

raps to it."

computer companies will be located at

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ful listening, Ice's tender and

age from the Gulf, o r h u ddling

booths in the Ballroom.

COOP McGill, the McGill student-run computer store will have representatives on hand, ready to answer questions about: computers, hardware, software, provincial loans programs, and of course about the cooperative.

all encom passing social con

w ith m y hallmates around the

science comes shining through.

radio, w aitin g for new s from

For exam ple, Ice has this rele

Tel A v iv or Baghdad, frozen in

vant com m entary on the plight

a silent tableau rem iniscent o f

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Youth, veterans, coach all taking heat as Redmen stumble to 1- 7 mark BY M A R K BRENDER N o one expected this year's R edm en basketball squad to w alk on the court and be successful im m ediately. In early N o vem b er there w ere optim istic echoes o f "lim itless potential" and there was encouraging talk o f fresh faces a d d in g a n ew dim ension to an up and com ing ball club.But players and coaches alike expected g ro w in g pains. T o d a y the Redm en are sporting a rather scary 1-7 (4-19 overall) record in regular season play, and the playoffs are lookin g farther a w a y all the time. T o say the situ ation is m ore dire than anticipated is like saying that som ething is amiss in the M id d le East. O ne thing must be established at the outset: the problem s here are not due entirely to a lack o f talent, no m atter h ow much the play on the court m ay lead us to believe the opposite. O n paper this team is the deepest Redm en squad in years. Unfortunately, depth alone does not w in ball games. W ith on ly six players returning from last year, and no third year p la y ers, th e f 991 Redm en look like thirteen individu als struggling to find a team identity. Ironically, this year the Redm en need m ore than ever to p lay as a team. "W h en w e get on the court, it seems as if w e d o n 't kn ow each other" com m ented second-year forw ard Bruce Bird. W h ile the lack o f overall experience was expected to cause som e early season d iffi culties, the problem s adjusting to n ew teamates on thecourt has held the Redm en back even further.

The magical chem istry on the court betw een D avid Steiner and Paul Brousseau last year is on ly a m em ory and a rem inder o f what is missing. "R igh t n ow w e have a lack o f confidence in our o w n ability and perhaps in the abilities o f other players" reflected captain Bruce M cElroy. "W e have a lot o f you n g players as far as playin g together is concerned." A ccordin g to coach Ken Schildroth, trying to bring together a team com posed la rgely o f experi enced veterans on the one hand and youth on the other has been one o f his biggest challenges. A rash o f injuries have wreaked havoc w ith the starting line-up and with the coaching dilem nas posed by havin g a deep bench. "In certain instances the depth has helped us" said Schildroth. "H a v in g tw elve or thirteen guys play every gam e has been benefi cial. But it can be a negative: in di viduals are not psychologically prepared to carry the load." Concentration lapses and fun damental errors have been team problem s, stressed Schildroth. H e argued that hard w ork is the w a y back to the w in column. But a large part o f Schildroth's criticism is directed at veterans M cElroy, Brousseau, and centre Jamie Simon. Each has been strug glin g recently and have seen their playin g time decreased accord ingly. The three veterans are the first to adm it that their o w n play has con tributed to the team dow n fall. But the search for a w in n in g com bina tion has been taken to such an ex

Shildroth told the M ontreal Ga zette that Brousseau "had been

treme that players never know who w ill be on the court at any given time. Such uncertainty is not con du cive to d evelo p in g on-court chemistry, nor to w in n in g games. Coach Shildroth w ill have to take criticism for this problem. In particular, several players haveexpressed their frustration at seeing Brousseau on the bench w hen his scoring and rebounding abil i ties are despera tcly needed c n the floor.

d o in ga fine job o f carrying the load for us but, as can happen to any player, he go t a w ay from his w ork ethic." A gainst Toronto and Bishop's on the weekend, Brousseau's play in g time increased and the veteran forw ard responded with 19 points and 17 rebounds in M cG ill's 70-67 loss to Bishop's. M cG ill had been b low n out in

their previous fou r games w h ile Brousseau was catching splinters. It is still possible that the Redm en can turn around their season in the second half, but tw o steps must be taken. W hat is needed from the players is a renew ed com m ittm ent to hard w ork and team play. A t the same time the coaching staff must show confidence in the players b y keeping a consistent line-up in which all players kn ow w here they stand. Q

Trois Rivières show why they’re numéro un BY BRENT B A N N E R M A N .

failure to capitalize on such oppor tunities left the door open for T rois

The U Q T R Patriotes displayed

Rivieres to continue the rout.

w h y they deserve the number one

During the first period M cG ill

ranking in the country w ith a 5-1.

was w id e o f the mark on several g o o d scoring chances. The M cG ill

Last Friday, they beat the Redmen 5-1 before 900 fans M cConnell W inter

at the Arena.

pow erp lay missed three chances in the first period. H ad the pow erplay converted on one o f these

Q S

The Patriotes w ere physically

chances M cG ill w ou ld have found

larger and w ere also more endowed

themselves in better shape after

w ith skilled players. H o w ever, for

the first. M cG ill was inept on the

the better half o f the gam e M cG ill

night w ith the man advantage

was able to keep the gam e close.

go in g 0-10.

"H o c k e y is a gam e o f momen-

"W e definitely need to have

turn," said head coach Jean Prono-

better puck m ovem ent on the

vost. "W e had a three-on-one and a

p ow er p la y", stated veteran M arc

breakaway and d id not score."

Lajeunesse. The

Both chances ocurred g

w hile

M cG ill was behind by on ly three goals and m ay have changed the com plexion o f the gam e. But the

M cG ill forward Patrice Tremblay struggles with a UQTR player.

Patriotes em

p loyed an aggressive penalty kill-

SEE H O C K E Y . . . P A G E 15

January 22- 28, 1991

The M cGill Tribune

Page 14

sports

Forum debut a nasty one for Martlets B Y C R A IG BERNES_________ Som e days you just know you

for M cG ill on Saturday night.

in goals scored w ith 32 in those 9

The M artlets' next home gam e is

"W e'rea b etter team thanlastyear.

M onica C erm ignani

games. H ow ever, they have given

this Saturday at 7:30 against Bishop's, a team that M cG ill should

A gainst Concordia,the main thing beatable."

scored the

M artlets' on ly goal three minutes

up the m ost in the league.

is psychological. They are definitely

into the third period w h en she

"W e d efin itely have to focus on

beat. W ith tw o gam es left against a

The M cG ill Martlets hockey team

picked a corner from the slot. Cath

our play in the d efen sive zone,"

juggernaut in the form o f Concor

These sentiments w ere echoed

m ade their debut at the M ontreal Forum on Saturday, d rop p in g an 8-1 count to a team o f Laval Alum ni

erine G u y broke through the tight Laval defence a fe w times but could

said head coach M ichael Cann. "W e 'v e had problem s m o v in g the

dia, M cG ill must deal w ith the

b y the rest o f the Martlets, even

shadow that has hung over the

not convert. A lliso n Palm er's spirited play

puck out o f our end, but once w e

though Concordia has outscored their opponents 62-8 in 9 games.

get it out,w e have no trouble scor

league all year. "This team hascomea long w ay,"

date set up as part o f the Québec

earned her the position o f an unof

ing goals in our league."

said the feisty A llison Palmer.

A m ateu r W om en 's H ockey W eek.

ficial third star o f the game. Palm er

should o f stayed in bed.

All-Stars. The contest was a special

It was a high-scoring shootout but

w as all o ver the place. She was the

M cG ill d id little o f the scoring.

victim o f an obviou sly cheap high-

M cG ill was overm atched, out gunned and outplayed b y the Laval

There was no high-sticking, it was

team, and missed the services o f

the brutal clock-cleaningby a Laval

team captain A ly so n Fournier. But

player in front o f the net. "P la y in g in the Forum was just

Forum, a dream for many. The M artlets began to play tight end-to-end hockey in the last tw o

am azing," she com m ented w ith a bright gleam in her eyes. "I really

frames. Unfortunately, that was

enjoyed m yself." "In the first period, a lot o f people

after M cG ill had spotted its op p o

w ere still nervous, and w e had to

nents a 6-0 lead. The team appeared

try hard to concentrate," A liso n

to be w atching som e other game. " I think the short warm up (about

Kornsaid. "A lth ou gh w e p la y e d in

5 minutes) really affected us," said goaltender Kariann Aarup, w h o

a tournament right after Christ mas, the team was still out o f sync

sparkled in the last half o f the gam e

from a m onth-long break." O f course, the gam e did not count

to keep the M artlets together.

A aru p m ade som e d iv in g saves in

games,the M artlets are 3-4-2 and part o f a three-w ay tie for second

the second period before stopping

lea gu e

standings.

A fte r

her w ild butterfly style w ere there

place in the Quebec League. W ith 6 gam es left, M cG ill is gunning fo r a number tw o seed behind Concor

w h en ever the old ladies broke

dia. But playoffs areclearly in sight

through. Other than flashes o f stellar

as the top four o f six teams earn a

La va l cold on tw o breakaway chances. In the third, A aru p and

goaltending, fe w things w en t right

CM HC H e lp in g to h o u se C a n a d ia n s

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sticking call in the second period.

the M artlets played a gam e in the

The M artlets can deal w ith that w hen they come to it.

H ig h up in the rafters at the south end o f M cC onnell W inter Arena hang three large ban ners. In the m id d le is a M cG ill banner. Flanked on the left is one that says 'U d e M ontréal' and on the right is a pennant w here 'L aval' is w ritten b o ld ly in red letters. The banners are o f a style that exude a deep sense o f history. T h ey are m ade out of old felt. Y o u know , the stuff you used to use for arts and crafts in grade one. The banners have begun to fade considerably now . But the change o f colour adds to the nostalgia o f the hockey history that once ruled suprem e in M ontréal and Québec. The M cC onnell W in ter A rena is a part o f that. Smoke still b illow s out from the barn like hockey hom e o f the R edm enand Martlets. Inside, the spectators sit so close to the ice you can hear the w in d from a Paul Grech slapshot gone w id e o f the net. The zam boni is so old they have to ham m er it w ith a shovel to get all o f the snow out o f it after its tour o f duty. U niversity hockey in Québec used to be a lot b ig g e r than it is today. Those banners are not there for nothing. The rivalry betw een M cG ill and l'U n iv e r sité de M ontréal was furious. During the 1950's, gam es be-

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tw een the tw o clubs on either side o f the mountain d rew around 10,000 fans at the Forum. Les flics had to be stationed in the stands because o f the brawls that w ou ld break out. Legend has it that the saying about goin g to a w restling match and seeing a hockey gam e break out o rigi nated at one o f the contests betw een M cG ill and Montréal. M cG ill's W in ter Carnival was once focused around the big match. The tw o clubs com peted for the Birks Cup in what was the biggest varsity hockey event o f the year. M cG ill and l'U niversité de M ontréal w ere not the only action in Québec. They w ere a part o f the Québec U niversity Athletic Association which featured Bishop's, Laval, Trois Rivières, M acdonald C ollege (!), Sir G eorge W illiam s and Loyola (n o w C oncordia), Sherbrooke and Chicoutim i. In the early 1970's, the franco phone schools began to drop their program m es. M ontréal was gon e in '72, and Sherbrooke in '74. Bishop's w ent d o w n in '82

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The M cGill Tribune

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sports UQTR too tough for Redmen in 5- 1 victory H O C K E Y F R O M P A G E 13

the pow erfu l Patriotes. "W e w ere playing a tremendou: team " mourned Pronovost.

in g posture that resulted in a short

"T h e effort was g o o d and wc

handed goal due to a Dan F ow ler

have no excuses. T h ey deserve the

miscue.

number one ranking in the coun

Paul G rech,who turned in an

try," postulated Lajeunesse.

other good perform ance to g o with

Thus on a night w hen anything

his previous two-goal gam e against

could have happened the predict

Concordia Tuesday night, scored

able occurred: the best team in the

the lone Red men goal at 2:49 o f the

country prevailed. T h eeffo rt o f the

third period.

Redm en players was that o f a team

Scott T aylor played a strong

w ith a desire to w in. The Redm en

gam e betw een the pipes as the

should be able to com pete m ore

Redm en w ere outshot 44-41 in the

closely with the 12-0 Pa triotes when

affair.

they further refine their game.

"I was happy w ith the effort but

Despite the loss on Friday night,

w e m ade some costly mistakes,"

the Redm en w ere able to w in 2 o f 3

said a w eary Bryan Larkin. Larkin

this w eek Th ey beat Concordia 4-2

undoubtedly carried the largest

lastTuesday and topped Ottawa 3-

w ork load for Redm en defence-

2 on Sunday in a gam e in the na

men.

tion's capital. The Redm en have

W h ile players such as Grech,

w on four o f their last six running

M artin Raym ond, K yler Smith and

their record to 8-5-2 and look to be

Patrice Trem blay played coura

in g o o d shape to secure second

geously it was all for naught against

spot.

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