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Capturing the market .com takes on retail for student business

By Jo h n Sallo u m

As online businesses com­ pete with traditional retail stores, students are saving money by purchasing directly from the source. Access to the internet is providing students with more direct communication with potential buyers and sellers and greater market choice; access that is, in turn, translating into saved cash.

Cheap software Launched in early September, e-academy.com sells software at educational dis­ counts only to higher education students and faculty. The Canadian start-up based in Ottawa is pioneering software alternatives designed to meet unique educational require­ ments.

Because e-academy sells only to faculty and students, they are able to offer software at dis­

counted, educational rates not available to the general public.

While educational discounts are not new to the marketplace, e-academy delivers its software to users in a unique manner: there are no boxes or manuals.

Instead, users purchase the soft­ ware on the internet, and down­ load it from directly from eacademy. For those with slower internet connections, CDs with software on it can be obtained from local campus computer stores.

“Traditional software pub­ lishers don’t have central distrib­ ution systems so we have to go scrambling to all these different sources,” Kevin Ammerman, manager of the Shatner build­ ing’s University Bytes store explained. “These guys here are central...”

Ram Raju, president and CEO of e-academy and a former vice-president of the Canadian Association of Campus C ontinued on page 9

Breach of confidentiality em barrasses McGill B y Jo n a t h a n C o l f o r d

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A ccording to sources such as the could, given the situation.”

Gazette and the Post, an anonymous McGill McGill officials are unsure what conse­ Senator leaked information from a confiden­ Consequences for McGill quences an apparent breach of Senate confi­ tial Senate meeting in which the issue of dentiality will have on the University’s abil­ giving an honourary degree to Cleghorn was Derek Drummond, VP of development ity to raise private sector funds. discussed. In this meeting, the degree was and alumni relations, stressed the impor­ The reaction came hours after stories in supposedly nixed in the midst of alleged tance of donors in the private sector to the the National Post, the Montreal Gazette, and concerns about Royal Bank practices, University. He hoped that the news about other media sources reported that John specifically the announcem ent of the the alleged degree would not affect future Cleghorn, chief executive officer of the impending layoff of approximately six thou­ donations.

Royal Bank of Canada, had been considered sand bank employees. “[The Royal Bank] sponsors not just and turned down as an honourary degree Shapiro would neither confirm nor the major donations, which are very gener­ recipient from the University. deny whether the alleged events in the con­ ous, but [also gives] support to many stu­ “I think that there are repercussions on fidential Senate meeting took place. He did dent and staff programs during the year. a variety of levels,” said McGill Principal say that he spoke to Cleghorn after the story You see their name on the back of more pro­ Bernard Shapiro. “There is a repercussion first broke on Monday morning. grams than you could imagine. I would hope on the personal lev el... betw een Mr. “Mr. C leghorn’s reaction was very that [this story] would not have any impact Cleghorn as an active alumnus and his alma straightforward and I think quite helpful and on that, but it conceivably could.” mater. It cannot be easy to continue to very positive,” Shapiro said of the McGill Shapiro agreed that the leaked informadevote time and effort to an institution that alumnus. “He was clearly disturbed that it tion could have a negative effect on treats you in this way... There is [also] a happened, but he feels perhaps hurt but fundraising efforts at McGill. repercussion on the future or potential rela­ innocent, since he was not part of [the “This certainly will make it difficult as tionships of McGill, not so much to the degree granting] process... he is just the vic­ [we] go to try and raise money in the private Royal Bank, but to the private sector as a tim of it. His reaction was, I think, quite sector, as [we] go to try and convince mem­ whole.” muted, and trying to be as helpful as he bers of the private sector that they should be

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Repercussions for Senate At the end of a confidential session in Senate, a resolution may be made to release any motions passed during that session to the public. O therwise, all Senators are expected to keep all that is discussed during such a session confidential.

Secretary-General of McGill Victoria Lees said that although there is no formal document with regards to confidentiality that is signed by members of Senate, she does give new senators a briefing on the importance of confidentiality. Senators are also provided with the standing rules of Senate.

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. _____ « U ♦ fU n l a o l / m a y n n t h ‘ A\ Continued from cover ever, that the leak may not have J been a student.

By N il im a G u lr a ia n i [for such a breach]. It is a serious “It could have been any mem­ breach of their responsibilities.”

A battle is brewing between ber of Senate who was there [dur­ Students’ Society of McGill ing the discussions],” Shapiro | campus papers and major Canadian U niversity P resident Andrew explained. “I think of the conse- j dailies.

T isch ler did not feel that any Following bn the heels of an quences in terms of the integrity of j signed document should be neces­ agreement between York University the collegial system as a whole sary to preserve confidentiality and the Toronto Star to provide free because there are many confiden- j on-campus distribution, the National within Senate. tial sessions of Senate for a variety Post has quietly approached “It is clearly understood as of different reasons. If we cannot Canada’s largest student news wire your role as a Senator... that this is trust each other to respect that j service for a wish-list a confidential session. And if any­ confidentiality, it undermines the l Only in the discussion stage, the body thinks about it for half a sec­ collegial system we say we are in j National Post officially approached ond they will understand why: it is Canadian University Press President favour of.” not for smoky back room politics, Shapiro noted, however, that j Tariq Hassan-Gordon, requesting or any sort of conspiracy, it is for although he did not want to start a that he “come up with a wish-list, to the reasons enunciated [by this make on-eampus distribution accept­ hunt for the guilty Senator, a able for student newspapers,” breach].” breach of this kind by a student Hassan-Gordon stated.

Tischler was concerned that it could result in “disciplinary Critics of on campus distribu­ might automatically be assumed action” from the University. He tion of national dailies argue they that the information was leaked by added that this action could be pose a threat to the financial safety of a student Senator. directed at anyone who aided and student papers by diverting readers “Students have been working and advertisers away from student abetted such a student. on gaining representation for a publications. CUP is a consortium of Lees could not comment on hundred years now... [and] this 72 student papers, among them the the possibility of disciplinary one breach of co nfidentiality Varsity of the University of Toronto, action; she explained that she had threatens that. It threatens the and the Ubyssey of the University of not considered it.

British Columbia, but not the McGill actions of Senate... so that confi­ When the story first broke, dential sessions no longer are Tribune. the national media questioned the Post Educational Sales Co-ordi[confidential] and everything you alleged decision not to award nator Robert Henri argued that the are trying to defend is lost. It is a Cleghorn an honourary degree.

Post’s offer was motivated for rea­ trust that is not easily rekindled.”

Shapiro, however, did not feel that sons beyond self-interest.

Jeffrey Feiner, Arts Senator, “We want to be a complement, this should be the issue of concern noted that the breach may have not a threat,” Henri said. “CUP and for the University. lasting repercussions for the college university papers are part of a “It’s not so much the actual Senate as a whole. whole strategy to reach out to the decision made,” Shapiro said. “I “I t’s very difficult to trust community. We do have a sincere do not want to argue about somebody with sensitive informa­ whether he should or should not motive because we are interested in promoting newspapers.” tion, if that person has compro­ have gotten an honourary degree.

The Post informally suggested mised sensitive information in the It is the breach of confidentiality, to Hassan-Gordon internship pro­ p ast,” he explained. “In many so that [the breach has] under­ grams, national ad sales assistance cases, confidential sessions are m ined the process that the and revenues from on-campus distri­ there to protect the Senators, as bution sponsorships as features of a University uses in order to protect well as the parties involved. Some itself and to protect other people in issues are sensitive... and the sena­ Science this kind of delicate environment.” tors might not feel comfortable Iz — additional reporting by Feature speaking their minds freely if [the Paul Conner, John Salloum, and meetings were open].”

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By A ar o n Izenberg The principal cautioned, how­

potential agreement with CUP. Hassan-Gordon floated the idea of printing subsidies from Southam print shops. No agreement has yet been finalized.

“There’s all kinds of possibili­ ties — money, ad revenues, how to co-ordinate national advertising sales, skill training, internships. What they’re actually willing to do is

I think it is selling out but from a pragmatic position...whether we sell out or not, we're going to see dailies dispersed on campuses. At some point, we have to talk about com­ pensation.

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unclear though,” Hassan-Gordon said. “I think it is selling out but from a pragmatic position... whether we sell out or not, we’re going to see dailies dispersed on campuses. At some point, we have to talk about compensation.”

Hassan-Gordon emphasized that CUP is against on-campus distribu­ tion.

“If [on campus distribution] is going to be a reality, at some point we are going to say we will cut our losses or fight it,” he said. “If the trend is we can’t hold the floodgates then that’s a problem. At some point, if we go down without extracting compensation, the entire student press is in a vulnerable position.”

Henri, however, does not see

on-campus distribution of the Post as threatening the student press given that the market for advertisers is seg­ mented, and that the content of stu­ dent newspapers is significantly dif­ ferent from that of the Post’s. “[On campus distribution] should not, and I do not think that it will come at the expense of student papers,” said Henri.

Tara Brautigam, managing edi­ tor of the York University student paper, the Excalibur, is cautious in his assessment of the impact of free national dailies on campus. In September 1999, the Toronto Star signed an exclusive deal with York University administration regarding free, on-campus distribution of the Star. “[Henri’s] argument is one­ sided. What’s to stop the Toronto Star from printing split-runs with local issues and advertisers,” Brautigam asked. “It’s also a battle for readership. No student has time to read more than one or two papers a day.”

According to Brautigam, the issue of on-campus distribution will be a concern to the broad rangeof student press. “It is very threatening to the livelihood of student newspa­ pers,” she said. The Post’s offer will be discussed among members at an upcoming CUP Conference in Manitoba.

Hassan-Gordon suggested that a possible alternative to an agreement with the Post may involve student papers obtaining exclusive distribu­ tion rights to campus readers, thereby curtailing the growth of national dailies at universities and limiting the need for negotiations such as the one being discussed with the Post.

McGill's lone astronaut returns

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Julie Payette, Candian astro­ naut and alumnas of McGill’s facul­ ty of Engineering, spoke to a full house in Moyse Hall last Monday evening.

Showing the speaking skills which made her a media draw both before and after her flight in May 1999, Payette discussed everything from Canada’s role in space to the logistics of using toilets in the final frontier.

“It is an extraordinary privilege to go into space,” began Payette. “It is the least that we can do to try and share [the experience] with others.”

With a backdrop of a picture of the earth taken from space, Payette argued that the meaning and the importance of space exploration.

From Sputnik to the first Apollo mission to the building of the International Space Station, she briefly recounted the major advances in the field of space travel.

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out its share of Canadian patriotism.

When discussing the success of the first Apollo mission, Payette point­ ed out that technically, the first feet on the moon were Canadian, because the legs of the moon lander were made in Quebec.

While displaying a slide of the team of astronauts from her mis­ sion, Payette noted that amongst the team members were both a Russian and an American fighter pilot. She marveled at the fact that these two pilots had originally been trained to engage in combat with each other, and that they were now working towards a common goal.

This common goal, the con struction of the 50-plus section International Space Station, will undoubtably be based on similar co­ operation.

Payette showed the audience video footage that was shot on her recent mission and while she was inside the International Space Station. As of now, the space station is made up of two modules; one that was built in Russia and one that was built in the United States. The home video showed the inside of both modules, and the striking differ­ ences in their appearances and ori­ entations.

The footage helped illustrate the working conditions up in space.

“We carry food around in our pockets, and we never wear shoes,” Payette explained. “We’re always busy.”

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What Jean-Jacques Rousseau has to say about Quebec sovereignty Civility preserved as battle of 'reason' pits Intergovernm ental Minister Stéphane Dion against Bloc critic Turp B y N il im a G ulrajani

Familiarity with the works of eighteenth century p olitical philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau would have probably heightened appreciation of last Friday’s debate between Liberal M inister of Intergovernm ental Affairs Stéphane Dion and Bloc Q uébécois Intergovernm ental Affairs Critic Daniel Turp.

O rganized as part of the Canadian P olitical Science Students’ Association Conference being held at McGill, the battle between these arch-rivals in the House of Commons focused on the Clarity Act drafted by Dion last year. Bill C-20 is supposed to out­ line the conditions under which the government would negotiate the terms of secession of Quebec. Both Dion and Turp relied on quotations

by R ousseau to further their respective positions regarding the bill.

As if to spite his introduction, w hich was alm ost uniquely in English, Turp began the first

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Calling the Clarity Act an almost “unprecedented attack on democ­ ratic institutions,” he argued that

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Bill C-20 recognizes that Quebec could secede from Canada, “but stifles the possibility.” The bill stipulates that the House of Commons has the right to rule on whether a referendum question is clear and whether the results of a referendum constituted a clear m ajority before C anada enters negotiations with Quebec.

“The Clarity Act grants juris­ diction to the House of Commons to determine that the question is

clear and a clear expression of the will of Q uebecers,” Turp said.

Arguing that 60 per cent of the Quebec representatives in the House of Commons would vote against the bill when it comes before the House next month, he rhetorically asked the audience: “W hat legitim acy w ill the law have then?”

Turp was equally adam ant that the Clarity Act “offends the freedom of choice of Quebecers,” confining them to choose between the status quo or total indepen­ dence while ruling out the possibil­ ity of a partnership with the rest of Canada. He argued the 1998 Supreme Court ruling on secession “never suggested that partnership would be inconsistent with clari­ ty.” Furthermore, he believes the Act fundam entally violates the principle of a democratic majority. “[The Act] rejects the funda­ mental rule of equality, the univer­ sally accepted majority rule of 50 plus 1,” he stated. “It bypasses rules accepted in referendums in 1980, 1992 and 1995 and rules

accepted and applied in referen­ dums sponsored by the UN... it gives greater weight of vote to a federalist over a sovereignist.”

Dion, Mr. Popular The partisan McGill crowd was much more generous in its applause when Dion stepped up to the podium to speak. In a some­ what less structured but more pas­ sionate speech than Turp, Dion defended the Clarity Act, arguing that “exceptional” circumstances required such a bill.

“M ost dem ocracies do not have this debate,” he acknowl­ edged. “It is difficult to find clear cut examples of democracies start­ ing to experience secession... main­ ly the rum ples are during decolo­ ur the end of totalitarian .cs. lhe fundamental difficulty [in Quebec’s case] is to reconcile democracy with secession.”

For Dion, reconciling these two positions requires a clear legal process. In his view, a question like that asked in the 1995 referendum,

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A room full of astronaut hope­ fuls and space enthusiasts received encouraging and enlightening words care of Canadian Space Agency (CSA) President, William MacDonald Evans, last Tuesday evening. Evans boldly ventured to go where some space leaders have gone before - the plane of promoting youth participation in space.

“There is no doubt in my mind that the future of our [space] pro­ gram, and the future of the country rests in the hands of people like your­ selves,” exclaimed Evans.

A newly formed club, The Association for the Development of Aerospace Medicine (ADAM), along with the alumni of the International Space University, sponsored the talk by the esteemed leader of the CSA. Appointed president of the CSA in 1994, Evans is an electrical engineer by training and has worked within the Canadian Space Program for more than 30 years.

Evans opened the talk with grat­ itude for the opportunity to spread awareness of the CSA and to deliver the wisdom of the older generation at the CSA. “We at the Canadian Space Agency, of course, can be proud of what it is that we do,” explained Evans, “and we really do enjoy the opportunity to talk to enthusiasts for space in both what we do and in the hopes that we can continue to make our program known and also to pass on some words of advice...”

Before elaborating on the topic of the lecture, “The Role of Today’s Youth in the Exploration and Peaceful Uses of Outer Space,” Evans first explained the workings of the CSA. Established in 1989, the purpose of the CSA is to make use of space for the gain of humankind, especially Canadians. “Our mandate is to promote the peaceful use of the development of space, to advance the knowledge of space through science to ensure that the social and econom­ ic benefits of space are available to all,” stated Evans.

Achieving these goals is no easy

Question and argument Confrontation between both politicians escalated during the hour-long question period that fol­ lowed their presentations. One par­ ticularly heated exchange resulted when an audience member asked about the partitioning of Quebec in the event of a ‘yes’ vote. Given T urp’s opposition to the ‘clear Continued on page 5

Canadian youths' future in space exploration . . .

By Fin ola M oore

which he described as an attempt by “separatists to win on confu­ sion” would forfeit the Quebec government’s right to negotiate the terms of secession with Canada. A clear majority in a future referen­ dum is another precondition for federal negotiations.

“I want the Clarity Act to be there because I am a Quebecer, because I care for my society and I think that we Quebecers have the right to be fully Canadians as long as we freely choose to be,” he ended.

ask. The Canadian space industry generates a revenue of approximately SI.4 billion dollars each year. Nearly 10 per cent of these sales are export, naking Canada the world’s largest ;xporter in percentage of its sales.

The budget of the CSA itself is S300 million dollars per year. The program is divided into five concen­ trations: Earth and Environment, Satellite Communications, Human Presence in Space, Space Science, and Generic Space Technologies.

Most projects are in co-operation with at least one other country.

The objective of the Earth and Environment program is to observe and thus understand Earth.

RADARSAT I, in particular, has helped in a variety of ways world­ wide. It images the Earth’s surface to provide information on erosion, crop growth, deforestation, and vessel detection. The first complete map of Antarctica was provided by 8000 images taken from RADARSAT I. Using this system, Canada can detect where the flood water is entering in Manitoba, the amount of wheat grown in Australia, and the safest passage through the Arctic.

Applications which have a more immediate bearing on Canadians, like cell phones, are supported by the Satellite Communications program.

“Our aim is to ensure that Canadians are always able to use the latest advances in satellite technology to make... Canada the most connected nation in the world,” said Evans.

Perhaps the best known of the fields of the CSA is Humans in Space. Canadian astronauts will play an essential role in the construction of the International Space Station by installing a robotic arm capable of assembly and repair work.

The International Space Station will create an environment entirely different from Earth. The Space Sciences field is concerned with such experiments as the effects of weight­ lessness on human bone mass and micro gravity on crystal growth.

The CSA hopes that technology developed for space may be utilized in terrestrial programs as well. The Generic Space Technologies pro­

gram explores these applications.

Evans stressed that the benefits of the CSA can be measured in more than space technology’s applications in private industry.

“We believe that not only are we doing good things for Canada in terms of the applications and use of the technology and the development of an international competitive indus­ try, but we believe that space is something which attracts the imagi­ nation. Space is something that peo­ ple really do get enthusiastic about, no matter what their age. This is a hook that we can use to try and get the young minds of Canada interest­

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The hook has worked to a cer­ tain extent. Youth have played a large part in bringing about Canada’s position in the international space industry, and will continue to do so in the future. The youth forums of the UN-sponsored UNISPACE con­ ferences spawned the International Space University (ISU) and ADAM. Evans pointed out that the unusual way in which the ISU was started.

“All the normal ways that a universi­ ty gets started did not apply in this case. ISU was started by three uni­ versity students, one was Canadian.”

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The large networks initially formed at these organizations may lead to smoother co-operation between countries.

“These are contacts without bor­ ders,” stated Evans. ” These people represent themselves and their gov­ ernment... The nations of the world are going to be able to marshal the forces required to do the sort of things that we all want to see done...

[Further space exploration] can only happen if the nations of the world co­ operate.”

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Principal discusses McGill's academic and financial challenges B y Jo n a t h a n C o l f o r d

A common thread emerges throughout M cG ill-U niversityrelated stories the Tribune's News section has covered this year. It’s nothing really new or surprising, either.

Proposed policies such as the cold beverage agreem ent with Coke, the proposed intellectual property policy, and the private liberal arts college at McGill all indicate that M cGill lacks the funding it needs to meet its lofty educational goals and it is seeking to raise funds through sometimes unpopular means.

The T ribune's coverage of this issue has so far exam ined positions and reactions to the var­ ious proposals: professors, stu­ dents, and their student represen­ tatives have all opined on whether McGill should privatize, whether members of the McGill communi­ ty should give up more revenues from their own research, or even whether some measure of acade­ mic freedom is needed in order to increase McGill’s bottom line.

Bernard Shapiro, principal of McGill, concentrates on improv­ ing McGill’s “academic solvency and fiscal solvency.” that means finding the big money to pay for top notch programs, professors and research facilities.

Seeking to put some of our

Tribune: How substantial a tuition increase is necessary to maintain quality?

Shapiro: We w ould do it [twofold tuition increase] gradually over tim e so p e o p le have a chance to adjust.

The a lte rn a ­ tiv e [to ra is in g t u i ti o n ] , no one else has been able to show m e ...I ’m q u i t e happy to co n sid e r a d iffe r­ ent alter­ native: if the g o v ­ e rn m e n t w i l l in c re a s e the grant to say as to The Boss on funding, tuition, and government courtesy u r o so keep tuition the government is about to pro­ low , I ’d be th rille d . B ut they vide the [funds] necessary to don’t.

When all is said and done, maintain the quality of a universi­ and we’re talking about ten or fif­ ty of this sort. teen years from now, tuition will have gone up in order to help pay for the quality of program stu­ dents will need if they are going Qualifications required: to compete in the real world.

A p p lic a n ts m u s t: Tribune: You just mentioned ■ h a v e a m in im u m CGPA o f fifteen years, and w hat new 3 .0 0 o r a b o v e (s p e c ia l c a s e s sources of funding are you target­ t o b e c o n s id e r e d in d iv id u a lly ) ing in the next tw en ty -fo u r ■ b e in U2 ( s e c o n d y e a r o f a months? th r e e y e a r p ro g ra m , o r Shapiro: I ’m not. I d o n ’t s e c o n d /th ird y e a r o f a fo u r think th ere w ill be any new y e a r p ro g r a m ) a t t h e tim e o f sources of funding in the next a p p l i c a ti o n tw elve to tw en ty -fo u r ■ h a v e a n a b i l i ty t o l i s te n , t o months...It’s going to be a diffi­ r e s p o n d in a n o n - ju d g m e n ta l cult few years. m a n n e r , t o b e c o m p a s s io n a te , What we’re essentially doing a n d t o b e i n t e r e s t e d in o t h e r s at McGill is exploiting the staff in ■ b e p r e p a r e d t o c o m m it t o a order to produce the program s m in im u m o f t w o h o u r s / w e e k because we are not paying the f o r t h e a c a d e m ic y e a r 2 0 0 0 faculty or the staff w hat they 2 0 0 1 (S e p t. - N o v . a n d ought to receive for the kind of J a n . - M ar.) work they are doing and they’re ■ t o a t t e n d t r a i n i n g s e s s io n s willing to do it because they are d u r i n g t h e m o n t h o f M arch committed to the kind of universi­ 1 9 9 9 ( v o lu n te e r s w ill b e ty they’re a part of, but they can’t t r a i n e d b y a n a d v is o r fro m do that forever. Like all price con­ t h e S t u d e n t A f f a ir s O ffic e o f trols, in the end they don’t work. t h e F a c u ltie s o f A r ts a n d In the end the dam breaks and S c ie n c e ). T h e t r a i n i n g s e s s io n s you’re in trouble. w ill t a k e p la c e o n t w o I could imagine a context in a l t e r n a t e S a tu r d a y s , M a rc h 11 which you say, look, higher edu­ & 1 8 , 2 0 0 0 , 1 0 a .m . t o 3 p .m .

coverage into a greater perspec­ tiv e, the Tribune spoke w ith Shapiro in his office last Tuesday.

Tribune: The University of Toronto has demonstrated a great deal of success in fund-raising; also, it has begun approximately $350 million in construction and renovations to its campuses. Since this is one institution to which McGill is often compared, what is McGill doing (or going to do) to keep up?

Shapiro: “I should say that McGill has also demonstrated a great deal of success in fund-rais­ ing... and we hope to continue to.

I th in k th at the challen g e for McGill is greater in a sense than for the University of Toronto sim­ ply because we are situated inside a public policy that is much less advantageous for the University .

One of the reasons [U of T] can spend $350 million on con­ struction and renovations is that it has a d iffe ren t source o f re v ­ enue... the government grants or student tuition. That’s where the m oney’s actually coming from.

We have more than a small chal­ lenge not in a sense to keep up numerically... but one does have to keep up relative to the stan­ dards of teaching and research and for this, McGill will have to find additional sources of rev­ enue; either we will have to be even more successful than we

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have been in the private sector and/or we will have to find a way of increasing the contribution of students to the costs of the univer­ sity because I don’t believe that

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cation is a public good ...therefore it should be paid for out of the public purse, like other public goods. Therefore there should be not tuition. Government grants should pay for everything, and let’s call it a day. It’s clean, it’s clear, it’s straightforward, I could easily be talked into it.

So, for example, when I came to McGill [in 1993] we collected about $33 million a year in pri­ vate funding. Now we co llect 50... well we need to get it to a hundred in the next five or six years. I don’t know if we can, but we’ll darn well have to try so as to try to pick up some of the slack that is left there.

Tribune: I read your letter to the minister of education where you commented on the various expectations the government has towards McGill, expecting you to produce more M.A.’s and Ph.D.’s, get more involved in adult educa­ tion.

Shapiro: It’s easy for people to specify objectives, and then, w hen you d o n ’t pro v id e the resources for them you blame [the people], ..Nothing’s easier than that, to create objectives for other people or other institutions, make sure they don’t have the resources to achieve them, and then blame them for not having achieved it.

It’s a perfect system, because you can feel virtuous and you can blame somebody else.

My sense of it is that, one of the jobs I have in lobbying is not only to get more money but to try to get a different rhetoric from the government. I think for example that government’s rhetoric under­ mines the universities because as long as it’s in an T blame you’ mode, the people upon whom it depends in the end to deliver the goods, which are the faculty and the staff, w o n ’t do it because they’ll feel undermined.

If the government would just say, Took we understand we may not be able to give you the money right now because we have our own fiscal problems’, which they do, ‘but we understand this is im portant, we understand that you’re doing your best’, then peo­ ple will work like hell for the same lousy salary...but they’ll feel th at som eone out th ere cares about the outcome and is not just dealing with the political necessi­ ties of the next election...Y ou don’t just lobby for more money, you lobby for a different rhetoric that will be more motivating for the faculty and the staff.

C o n s titu tio n a l M e e t i n g Come help make changes to the Queer McGill constitution. fo r Wednesday Feb. 2nd, 6:00 p.m.

Q u eer Shatner Building, Room 416 or phone: 398-2106 M c G ill

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M anaging b o vin es, b eers and b ooty tor Clare Jennings, who provided sensitivity training for the coordina­ Management Winter Carnival tors and co-captains, explained the has a historic reputation for binge necessity of the changes in the face drinking and offensive, even haz­ of previous Management Carnival ardous behaviour. Recent threats of years.

“I think the result of the sensi­ losing the opportunity to hold these events, however, has sparked an tivity training was two-fold. First, it effort by the Management was a result of SACOMSS expressed Undergraduate Society to clean up discontent with the way some of the both the carnival and its tainted track Carnival events were run. Second, it was Carnival organizers coming to record.

In 1998, a new set of Codes of us with the sense that there were Conduct was established that re-eval- problems and things weren’t going uated the ethical merit and suitability right.”

Other events that have been of each event. Along with these new codes, MUS joined forces with indi­ involved in Carnival for a number of viduals and groups such as years include some activities such as Drivesafe, the McGill arm wrestling, tricycle races, sports Ombudsperson, The Students’ on the reservoir, the pub crawl, and Society of McGill University, the boat races. The grand finale, the McGill First Aid, and the Sexual Scavenger Hunt, is also a very popu­ Assault Center of McGill Student lar event and involves the acquisition of about 350 items, some that are Society.

“SACOMSS went through all found as far as New York and of the events and said what they Ottawa. Points are awarded for a liked and didn’t like a lot of changes variety of objects acquired, but the were made,” Hugh Sturgess, most interesting is the open-ended Management Winter Carnival co­ “most outrageous” item, which the chair, explained. “ [Carnival Kilkenny team took advantage of to involves] a lot of heavy lead a full-sized cow into the eleva­ drinking...[but] it allows you to test tor and down to the Bronfman cafe­ your endurance, apply yourself, and teria.

In past years, another concern stick with events. [Carnival] contin­ ues the mandate of frosh week by was the choice of team names and providing a direction for meeting the often-derogatory subjects of skits people; it makes the faculty tighter performed. This year, however, there because it builds on the friendships have been limitations placed on the type of content that is allowed in made during frosh.” such presentations.

“All team names must be Changed events approved by the coordinators,” said Changes were made this year so Arjuna Rajasingham, MUS VP com­ that there could be no more qualms munications.

Jennings explained that the about the Carnival. These changes include the elimination of the changes were badly needed.

“A couple years ago when Twister game and of the Eating Competition. Furthermore, the Torch Carnival was in Shatner, people were Run was changed from a naked dash wandering in and out and there was to a costumed jaunt across campus. some discomfort with people being Teams were given the choice there who were not involved,” she between 50 different costumes and said. “Also, people were talking received points for originality instead about language that were on suits, of nudity. There was also the addi­ offensive skits, and inappropriate tion of the Habs Game and the snow sculptures. SACOMSS was not the only organization that was con­ indoor Paint-Ball tournament.

SACOMSS External Co-ordina­ cerned.”

By A lelia Parenteau

Dion vs. Turp C ontinued from page 3 respected Quebec [with the Clarity Bill].”

Another question from the floor concerned the apparent con­ tradiction between the Quebec gov­ ernment’s support for the 50 + 1 majority and its desire to preside over a third referendum despite 50.4 per cent of the Quebec popu­ lation voting ‘no’ in the 1995 refer­ endum. Turp curtly responded that the results of the 1998 Quebec provincial election provided the Parti Québécois government with a mandate to organize another refer­ endum, although Dion quickly reminded the audience that Liberal leader Jean Charest received more votes than current Prem ier of Quebec, Lucien Bouchard. Dion also bluntly stated that for the cur­ rent government of Quebec, “’No’ [in referendum] means not now and ‘yes’ means forever.”

A nother tense moment emerged when an audience mem­ ber compared Quebec nationalism to ethnic nationalism, whereupon

Turp vociferously decried such a comparison.

“We want a Quebec where everyone is a Quebecer... [seces­ sion] is not an unhealthy division but a democratic decision,” clari­ fied Turp. Turp similarly decried the federal government’s aversion to a European-Union style relation­ ship with Quebec, arguing that such a partnership represented “a modern formula that is more and more going to be used between countries and peoples.”

Despite the strong and diver­ gent opinions voiced during the debate, a sense of civility and m utual respect was preserved betw een Dion and Turp.

Nonetheless, Dion publicly criti­ cized personal attacks of him made by other members of the Bloc Québécois, attributing them to the weakness of sovereignists’ argu­ ments.

“They don’t have a strong case to separate Quebec from Canada and since there is a lack of sub­ stance, they go to personal attacks,” said Dion.

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Grads stand against 'the man' B y Jo s h K ir shenblat

A motion allowing McGill graduate students to miss school on February 2 w ithout academ ic penalty was passed at a Senate meeting last Wednesday. The stu­ dents will be joining others across the country in the Access 2000 campaign run by the Canadian Federation of Students.

The campaign is calling on the government to reinvest four billion dollars into post-secondary institu­ tions.

“We have four main dem ands," Elizabeth C arlyle, national deputy chairperson of the CFS, said. "An increase in funding to social programs, reinvestment of the government surplus, a reduc­ tion in user fees, and an improve­ ment of grant programs.”

The federal government has cut funding to post-secondary insti­ tutions by more than seven billion dollars since 1994, according to CFS figures. Now, with an expect­ ed surplus of 12 billion dollars, the CFS and other student groups, such as the Canadian A lliance of Student Associations, believe that money should be reinvested into social programs, among them edu­ cation.

“There is a budgetary surplus and we feel that in this climate, the government keeps proposing that tax cuts are the most important thing, whereas people keep saying that in fact [the most important thing] is actually reinvestment in our social programs, including edu­ cation,” M cGill Post Graduate Student Society External Affairs C o-ordinator Kate M eier explained.

M eier explained that other

issues stem from lack of funding, such as the possible privatization of McGill with the proposed creation of McGill College International and the cold beverage under dis­ cussion with Coke this year, both of which demand investment from outside sources.

“You can draw the connec­ tion," she said. "The administration is justifying these actions by saying ‘we don’t have enough money.’

This is a real wake-up call. This could happen at our institution and that has huge ram ifications for graduates and undergraduates.”

Schools across the country will be participating with actions

6 6 People have to stand up for their own rights. Nobody will do it for them.

Elizabeth Carlyle National Deputy Chariperson Canadian Federation of Students

such as strikes, days of action and rallies on February 2.

At M cG ill, the PGSS has organized events starting at 12:30 pm at the Roddick Gates. Hot chocolate will be served before the march begins at 1:30. Meier is hop­ ing for a peaceful march, unlike a CFS-Q dem onstration on November 3 when a police cruiser window was smashed in and an officer beaten. The main goal of the CFS and the PGSS, Carlyle explained, is to raise the issue of government under-funding and get students to participate.

“People have to stand up for their own rights," Carlyle said.

"Nobody will do it for them. We

£ £ If you have a class in w the afernoon, you can come for the hot chocolate. If you have a class in the morn­ ing, you can come to the demo...

Kate Meier Post Graduate Student Society External Affairs Co-ordinator

can’t afford to lobby the govern­ ment, so we have to show that we have the strength of numbers.”

Even though the Students' Society of McGill University is not a part of the CFS, Meier encour­ aged undergraduates to join the demonstration.

“If you have a class in the afternoon, you can come for the hot chocolate. If you have a class in the m orning, you can come to the demo, or I’m sure you’ll be able to find people in the street.”

Although there has been some tension in the past between CASA, of which the SSMU is a member, and the CFS, they have been united on the issue of increased funding to post-secondary institutions. The SSMU is not directly involved, as a member of CASA, but they are lending support.

“SSMU supports any move toward reinvestment. CASA made a big push in October, but I will be there.” Wojtek Baraniak, vice-pres­ ident of community and govern­ ment affairs for the SSMU, said.

“CASA and CFS have slightly dif­ ferent methods, but we are working toward the same thing. If either of us wins, we both win.”

A u th o r , a n d P r o f e s s o r o f J e w i s h R e l i g io u s T h o u g h t a t t h e U n i v e r s it y o f H a if a ,

Menachem Kellner w ill b e r e a d i n g f r o m h is b o o k M u s t a J e w B e lie v e A n y th in g ?

Friday, February 4th, 2 0 0 0 at the McGill University Bookstore at 12:30pm in the Café located on the 2nd floor.

A fte r t h e r e a d in g , P ro f.

K e ll n e r w ill g l a d l y a n s w e r q u e s tio n s a n d s ig n b o o k s .

Everyone is welcom e, refreshm ents w ill be served.

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T h e crucial qu estion fo r to d a y ’ s Je w is h w o rld , M en a ch em Kellner arg ue s, is not whether Je w s will have Jew ish grandchil­ d re n , b u t h ow m a n y d iffe re n t s o rts o f m utually e xc lu s ive Judaism s those grandchildren will fac e. Kellner's short, brisk, and accessible book exam ines how the split that threatens the Jew ish future can be avoided.

Undoubtedly M ust a Je w Believe Anything? has the potential to m ake a difference to how O rth o d o xy understands itself and its relationship to other Jewish m ovem ents in the m odern world.

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EDITORIAL

You can't have it both ways

The ultimate measure o f a man is not where he stands in moments o f comfort, but where he stands at times o f challenge and controversy.

— Martin Luther King, Jr.

Last Monday, I had dinner with one of your h ig h falu tin ’, goateed (of course), intellectual m otor-m ouths. The experience was 1) a superb appetite suppres­ sant, and 2) an indication that this Terrorism and Paranoia in North America was going to be another week down the crapper.

B y R hea W o n g That was the same day they had a p ro test ag ain st the Stories about Algerian terrorists sneaking their way into America w ith carloads of bombs and agendas for destruction have erupted [ C o n fed erate flag in South all over the media.

Carolina. Goatee left no doubt as Trumped up charges of international Islamic conspiracies and to where he stood on the issue. secret societies have fueled the North Am erican im agination in a “That fucking w hite trash w ay that only a good, old-fashioned Cold W ar Commie hunt could shit rag!” he blasted, unknowing­

let me turn home. Believe it or not, there actually was a time before Bill 101 when many peo­ ple can remember being told to “ speak w h ite .” H ell, I can remem ber people tram pling on the Fleur-de-Lys while brandish­ ing the M aple L eaf during Lac Meech.

Dare to utter a syllable of French in Ontario, even today, and see how fast “ Y ours To D iscover” becomes “Yours To Leave.” With this, you can under­ stand how some people might not do in the past. A recent M aclean's article served to illustrate just be overly enam­ how paranoid North Am ericans could get in the face o f nothing oured with the more than the demons in their heads.

C hair Shots C anadian flag.

On December 14th, Ahmed Ressam was arrested for allegedly Does this mean possesing explosives in the trunk of his car. Maclean's claims that Joe Fernandez th at it should Ressam's arrest was the first step in toppling an ever-widening circle not fly over of Islamic terrorists hell-bent on launching their jihad on America.

The article then continues to theorize, hypothesize, allege and spec­ Q u éb ec’s C ity ulate on the extent to w h ich A lg erian /lsla m ic "fundam entalists" Hall? have burrowed their way into the britches of Canada. They claim ly dribbling tofu as far down as Play it the other way around. that these underground groups are linked to much more influential his birkenstockers, “They should I don’t have to tell anyone read­ leaders like e xile d Saudi m illio n a ire Osama b in Laden. These ing this how Bill 101 has had pro­ take it down!” . groups, they say, set up legitimate businesses only to front their ter­ “Like the Québec mayor did found, and not altogether promis­ rorist activity w hich was m ainly funded through petty crime. with the Canadian flag?” ing, im plications regarding our The problem is, the article rants and raves about Islamic sub­ An uncom prehending and post-graduation marketability in terfuges w ith no solid evidence whatsoever. W h ile they're at it, w hy unholy stare came my way.

Then, Québec. not mention that M ickey Mouse is the head o f a M afia attempt to “You can’t compare the Canadian I know how demoralizing it b ra in w a sh the n a tio n w h ile th e y la u n d e r th e ir u n d e rw e a r at flag to THAT!?!” is to watch as your language and Kentucky Fried Chicken chains? W ith o u t actual proof, it's all just finger-pointing and sensationalism.

Can’t I? Both flags embody culture are perpetually devalued, Something far more disturbing is at w ork when such a w idelythe traditions of a people. Both how depressing it is to eternally read publication like Maclean's prints such negligent articles for the are also reviled by a sizeable see your n atio n al asp ira tio n s average Canadian citizen to read w hich renders m inority-bashing minority. Sounds like they have acceptable. The result is that monsters o f our own making are creat­ at least two things in common. ed. History has shown repeatedly that no matter what, it's always Da Bearded One could not Us against Them, whoever They might be. North Americans need to proceed this far because he vehe­ feel like cowboys riding up on their co lle ctive ponies to defend m ently despises the Stars and Lady Freedom. W e feel the need to sling our guns, swagger our hips Bars as a result of the slavery and and pat ourselves on the back for a job w ell done. You can't be the C ivil W ar co n n o tatio n s. In hero w itho ut an evildoer.

U nfortunately, Algerians and M uslim s in general have u n w it­ today’s context, slavery is indis­ tingly stumbled into the view finder that Communists, homosexuals putably wrong. But, let me offer or Salem w itches m ight have once inhabited. Regardless o f how you, as I tried to offer Goatee, a dangerous Montana m ilitants and Algerian arsonists may or may not couple of things about the Civil be, we must recognize that we relish the danger zone to reassert our War: self-righteousness. M e d ia -fu e le d paran oia abo ut The N ext Big 1) F ederal (i.e. A NTIDanger only thrives because o f the superheroes lurking just below Confederate) General U.S. Grant the surface of every North Am erican heart. Evidence? W ho needs swore he would have handed his evidence? Paste the Terrrorist of the M onth's mug on every publica­ C all 3 9 8 sw ord to L incoln if he had tion from here to the Red Sea, broadcast him from every available thought the War was about end­ satellite, extradite him, lock him up and throw away the key. more in f Political scientist Samuel Huntington writes in his article "The ing slavery; Coming Clash o f C ivilizations" that the nouveau chic o f the modern 2) C o n fed erate P artisan t i o n , or c age w ill be clashes between cultures and civilizations. The oldest R anger lead er C olonel John to th e Tri counterpoint to the West since the Crusades has been Islam. The Singleton Mosby, on whose head Western attitude towards Islamic cultures have run the gamut from U.S. Grant put a hefty price, was office disdain to fear fueled by ignorance. The link that M uslim equals morally opposed to slavery; fundamentalist equals terrorist must be broken. I do not doubt that 3) At least two companies of (Shatner there exists real danger in the w o rld ; I'm just not convinced that African-Americans served in the Muslims at large should be the w hipping boy for it. Let us be more B 0 1 A ) on regular Confederate forces; original that.

4) At least one A fricanThe paranoia that North Americans fire up from tim e to tim e is S aturday American rode, AS AN EQUAL, not necessarily a result o f any actual threat, but rather a perceived threat. Media often feeds frenzies at the slightest w h iff o f blood and | w ith after­ C o n fed erate C aptain we eat it up because we require an outlet for our Superman com ­ W illiam C larke Q u a n trill’s noons. plexes and fear o f w hat we do not understand. Everybody wants to guerilla band. be Charles Bronson, but ask yourself w ho the real target is.

Now that I took care of that,

L io n s a n d t i g e r s a n d b e a r s , o h m y !

treated with contempt, if they are acknowledged at all. And I share your exhaustion from constantly living in the shadow of political instability, as bogus as the basis for that instability may be. Does this mean that we should con­ verge upon the N atio n al Assembly and demand that they take down the Québec flag?

One thing I got from Goatee (and many like others like him) is the n o tio n o f “How can you defend the Stars and Bars when there are so many hate groups goose-stepping around under it?”

W ell, m any sep a ra tist AND Anglo-rights outfits have, at one p o in t or an o th er, been called “hate groups.” The question is, do we want to outlaw someone’s tra­ ditional em blem s ju st because collections of private individuals have appropriated the use of these em blem s to fu rth er th eir own objectives?

It goes like this. Tolerance means respecting the rights of people of ALL traditions, ESPE­ CIALLY of those inimical to our own. O th erw ise, w e’re only exploiting a fifty-dollar word to advance the interests of our par­ ticular lobby.

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Cold? No, Canadian.

As I was walking home from school today, a strange thought was running through my head - I couldn’t stop thinking about how warm it was. It co u ld n ’t have been much more than minus fif­ teen or so, but it really felt warm in com parison to the Antarctic tem p eratures that w e’ve been experiencing lately. And I felt kind of ripped off - like I wasn’t getting everything that I had paid for.

S trange thing about the weather. It’s freezing, but we love it. I mean, sure, we all go around complaining about how cold it is, and we pretend not to want to go outside, but deep down, you love when it’s this cold.

I t ’s a C anadian thing.

Historians want to talk about how Canadians have no national iden­ tity, but we do. No doubt about it.

It might be hidden in the summer, but it really shines when it’s like this. Take a look at the paper, lis­ ten to the news or watch it on TV. All anyone is talking about is how damn cold it is. It binds us together as a nation. From angry west coast reform ers to fat cat O n tarian s to sep a ratist Quebequois, everyone can agree.

Forget national unity problems, Canadians come together because it’s freezing.

I don’t want to sound like an overzealous nationalist here, so let me ju s t add th at all you Americans (not to mention people from, well, anywhere else) count, too. I mean, you’re living here, and y o u ’re ex p erien cin g this weather, too, so you’re part of the team . B esides, you do all the same things we do.

W hat do I mean, you ask?

Well, for one thing, we’re all very proud that it’s so cold, aren’t we?

You see the conversation a thou­ sand times a day: T heard it’s going to be, like, minus nineteen.’ . ‘No, dude, i t ’s gonna get way colder - I heard minus twenty five!’ And don’t even try to pre­ tend that you don’t do it, too. I know you do.

And i t ’s not re stric te d to those who are in the same situa­

call it bragging. That’s what we do. We brag about how cold it is.

We try to make other people feel inferior about where they live, because it isn’t as hard-core as it is here. They’re not as good as you are, because they haven’t been through what you have.

Personally, I don’t mind. I think this w eather is fun - no exaggeration. It makes going out­

tion as you are - everyone wants to tell people in other places how cold it is here, and they use levels of exaggeration that would make W ilt C ham berlain blush. For example, what do you tell your parents about the weather when you talk to them? “Oh yeah mom, it was for sure forty below here today. W hat? I t ’s cold in Toronto? No. I don’t think you

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side into such an ordeal that every trip to the bar is as complex as an Apollo mission, and it’s sort of exhilarating when you’re actually outside - everything needs to be done as quickly as possible, with­ out any waste movement. It’s like a moonwalk.

Unfortunately, I’m just one boy. W hat can I do? I ’ll ju st maintain the status quo - I’ll keep bitching, but I’ll keep loving it.

guys down there even know what cold means. Give me a break.

Walking home from school, you need to break into a run for the last two blocks just so you don’t drop dead in the street.”

And it’s not just a personal thing - the entire society has invented a method of exaggera­ tion so pervasive that it has come to be accepted as a real measure­ m ent. Com e on. W in d ch ill?

Please.

But still, it’s not that we’re complaining, is it? No. What do you call it when a person goes around exaggerating about their situation to anyone who will even pretend to listen to them? You

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Dear S&M, I am a smoker A y U and proud o f it. It is ' " a choice I have made and I am sick o f other people commenting on that choice. Could you let your readers know that it is rude to com m ent on o th er p e o p le ’s habits. C ’mon, we all do things that are bad fo r us, why is it that smoking is such a sin ?

Smokes Dear Smokes, Here is what you asked for: Hey everyone that is irritating.

Smokes about his habit, leave him alone. It is not your place to say anything and don’t be hyp­ ocrite: we do all do things that are bad for us, from drinking ten beers in a night to puffing on herbs. He is right, it is not our place to tell him what to do. It is his life.

And seeing that it is your choice Smokes, we here at S&M, feel that we should give you

inform ation to make sure that your choice is informed.

We could tell you that ciga­ rettes contain Arsenic, Hydrogen Cyanide (the stuff used in gas chambers), and many other tox­ ins. We could tell you that smok­ ing inceases your chance of get­ ting a plethora of cancers, heart disease and emphysema. But you probably know all that and still choose to smoke, just like M of S&M knows all that too and M still chooses to smoke.

M : But there is something that I learned a little less than two weeks ago about smoking that I never knew before: what it feels like to w atch som eone dying from emphysema. I saw a friend of mine lie in a hospital bed, and struggle with every breath she took; w atched her entire body shake and her eyes filled with pain as she tried to breathe. And at the time I thought that it was ironic that the lung treatment my friend recieved looked a lot like a cigarette. Inhaling from tube in the shape o f a c ig a re tte and exhaling a substance that looked

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The state of Mississippi is currently considering putting a new law on the books that would punish men who become aroused in a public place, even if they are clothed.

According to reports, “the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state” could land you in trouble with the law.

Punishment for this crime is up to a year in prison and/or a fine of $2000 (U.S. dollars too...). The law, if passed, could make whisper­ ing sweet nothings into a partner’s ear in public a decidedly bad idea.

[One must also wonder what they do about unclothed indecent expo­ sure...]

C osm o and P l a y b o y s t r a n g e

bedfellows ■C osm opolitan magazine is joining the ranks of Playboy and other ‘adult-oriented’ publications on racks in supermar­ kets. The major American foodseller Kroger Co. is placing socalled ‘blinder racks’ in front of C osm o’s front cover so as to obscure all but the masthead and a portion of the front model’s face.

Reports indicate that complaints received by the company surround­ ing the sexual nature of Cosmo’s

cover headlines prom pted the change. The headlines regularly invite readers to learn “Sex Tricks only Cosmo Would Know.” The magazine is often placed at check­ out terminals where children wait in line with their parents. The super­ market reports it is attempting to make its 2300 stores more familyfriendly.

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Halfway, Oregon The town council of Halfway, Oregon has voted to change its name to Half.com. Proclaiming itself the first “dot-com” city in the world, the 345 person town made the change as part of a deal with a Philidelphia company of the same name. According to news sources, the company wanted a gimmick, and was willing to give the town some computers for its schools, a new website as well as the possibili­ ty of locating its customer service call centre in the town itself. The town’s proclamation runs only for the duration of the year 2000, but there exists the possibility to renew the change indefinitely. Collectanea feels that there is something about visiting “oldmontreal.com” that takes away from the area’s charac­ ter.

Sources: dailynews.yahoo.com, other news sources.

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like smoke. The only difference was that this tube was filled with things that were meant to give her the b reath th at cig arettes had taken away. And now, as I get ready to go home for my friend’s funeral, I think that the most iron­ ic part of that experience, was that the entire time I was sitting in the hospital room watching my friend die from smoking, I want­ ed nothing more than to have a cigarette.

I use to think I was making the choice to smoke, and now I wonder if I am just making a mis­ take.

M c G ill’s A nti Sm oking Society is holding a Smoke-free day on January 26th. There will be a variety of activities includ­ ing a smoking cessation work­ shop in Shatner 107 and 108 from 11:30-12:30. Hey Smokes, maybe you should check it out, and if not keep in m ind that there is help out there if you ever make the choice to quit.

Engine, the kid’s book and televi­ sion character turned themepark train in Crossford County, England, was loaded onto a truck by workers and taken away for what was thought to be engine maintenance.

The only problem? There was no maintenance scheduled. After wav­ ing goodbye to the workers, staff at the park realized that the engine had actually been stolen from the park and notified police. The man­ ager of the park went on the record saying that the train must have been stolen ‘to order’ because of its spe­ cific design for the park’s rail sys­ tem. [Whatever happened to that shuttle-bus system students at McGill were promised?]

Sources: dailynews.yahoo.com

Talking heads • Snow is a lot like life. It’s cold, wet and annoying, but if you wait for the right moment, it can be peaceful, calm and beautiful.

— Rebecca Brown Source: http://www.panix.com/~dturner/quo tes.htm • Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

— Jeff Valdez • For some reason a glaze passes over people’s faces when you say “Canada”. Maybe we should invade South Dakota or som ething. — Sandra Gotlieb, wife o f the Canadian ambassador to the U.S. • When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'W ell, what do you need?’

— Steven Wright Source: www.qotd.org

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An initiation into the world of aromatherapy

BY Y o n a R eiss

Despite the barage of aromathterapy products available at the Gap, the Body Shop and even Jean Coutu, this new trend is not the re-invention of modern cosmetics. Evidence exists that Ancient Greece, Egypt and India were all aware of the vari­ ous benefits existing in the smells of herbs and plants. The earliest writ­ ten herbal text is claimed by a Chinese Emporer, Shen Nung, who lived between 700 and 100 B.C. and lists over 350 medicinal plants.

Aromatherapy as it is practised today, however, is a unique phe­ nomena discovered by the man who is now considered its father, ReneMaurice Chartefosse, who seems to have encountered the healing attrib­ utes of herbal oils by accident.

The story goes that after having burnt his hand, he immersed it in lavender oil simply because it was the nearest liquid to him. He soon found that this was actually a smart move. The pain stopped and thé wound healed without leaving any trace of a scar or an infection.

How it's done nowa­ days The difference between what is considered aromatherapy since Charttefosse’s findings and its uses in ancient times, is the distillation process which is necessary to extract essential oil. The basic idea behind

this practice relies heavily on the sense of smell and its effect on human physiology.

more than a bubble bath

W hat the smells do to you Martin Watt, one of the leading authorities on aromatherapy today,writes that the inhalation of essential oils produces two effects on the body. On his aromatherapy website Watt states that “a pharma­ cological action by the absorption of aromatic chemicals via the respirato­ ry tract” takes place causing “an indirect yet powerful effect of the brain via olfactory perception.” For this reason all of the methods involved in this therapy revolve around the inhalation of the oils rather than the internal application of them.

Although it is rumoured that massage oils can penetrate the skin and enter the bloodstream, there is

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documented proof that the skin effectively acts as a barrier against oils.

There are many methods in which to apply the oils such as mas­ sage, compresses, body wraps, baths and inhalation. Massage is seen as the most effective method of using the oils because it combines their properties with the therapeutic power of touch. All these methods require the oils to be diluted with water or a carrier oil and should not be used straight.

Aromatherapy can be easily learned and self-administered after a basic knowledge of the process is obtained from the many websites, books and articles dedicated to it.

Caution must be taken however, to ensure that the information and

author are reliable and not just one of the many hack experts who popu­ late this field.

The whole field, however, should not be discredited as there are many experts and schools which can be easily contacted for questions and treatment. Linda Burton, a teacher at the NHC Institute as well as a practising aesthetician, reflexol­ ogist and masseuse, says she uses the oils with most of her treatments because of their ability to “improve the emotional state (of her patients) and bring the mind and body back into balance, making it easier for the body to heal itself.”

Smell yourself into a sweet state of mind Through pleasant and relaxing scents, the oils are said to improve the emotional state of their user and are recommended in order to relieve certain negative emotions. For instance, in order to ease aggression, bergamot and chamomile are among the oils recommended. For jealousy, jasmine and rose and for shyness, black pepper, patchouli and pepper­ mint can be of help. Linda Burton explains these claims simply by stat­ ing that sweet smelling floral and fruity scents can help to uplift a neg­ ative state of mind.

Burton also believes that the herbal and somewhat spicy scents can help to cure bacterial ailments when they are inhaled into the

bloodstream. She attributes other cures to aromas, saying that they have an ability to heal aches and pains in muscles by bringing the blood to the surface during massage.

Though many oils available in beauty care stores, and have a pleas­ ant smell, they may not have the same health benefits as those sold by professional aromatherapy compa­ nies. Aromatherapy is still such a new field that even many medical doctors do not have information, as there have been few studies to verify its authenticity. Dr. Tellier of the McGill Health Clinic says that if his patients find themselves benefiting from it he advises them to continue.

Since it is not injected into the body, he does not see .any harm in it.

However, he does not know of any medical advantages either and could not support any of the claims made by aromatherapy’s main supporters.

If aromatherapy is a legitimate practice and can really achieve the claims made by its experts, it will perhaps become a major and widely used medical recourse.

Check out some reliable sources and decide for yourself: • NHC Institute-485-3859 • Martin W att’s Website www.nature-helps.com/agora/aromathe.htm www.fragrant.demon.co.uk/aromal. html

The Internet: providing unique educational solutions Continued from cover Computer Stores, explained why he started the company.

“The thing that bothered me, was that [I was] finding over the years that universities had gotten into the habit of providing more and more lab space for students, as... a hangover from the days of the mainframe, [and a time when] computers were so expensive that students couldn’t afford them. But over the years, it turns out that alm ost 85 per cent of students [now] have access to a [personal computer],” Raju said.

“So the issue then became, can we take the software in the labs and offer it directly to the students on terms and conditions that make sense to them? Meaning, instead of charging $200 for an application, where approximately 65 per cent of that cost was [incurred by middle­ men]... could we deliver it [elec­ tronically] and remove cost of the [middlemen]?”

In addition to this new delivery method, the company offers soft­ ware rentals. For example, the com­ pany offers the rental of statistics software called “M iniTab” for about $35 for use from now until August 31, 2000. After that date, the software will require a new license to be purchased or it will simply cease to operate.

This development allows stu­

universities have books4exchange.com.

The site allows users to enter begun providing simi­ search criteria and contact other lar services to their users directly who have posted colleagues. Cheryl books they wish to sell. The site Maxwell, founder of does not oversee transactions; users cam puslounge.com only use it to locate booksellers - it graduated from York is up to the two users to negotiate University in Toronto in 1996. and complete the transaction.

“It felt like I was “It’s doing incredibly well, we did better than we thought we the only one going would for the sem ester,” said through [having to pay Manish Srivastava, U2 Economics for everything] so I student and co-founder of the site. wanted to create an “The first semester was more of a environm ent where trial semester, to see if it worked... students could buy, sell or trade It really caught fire. Some schools books or in general find useful that we didn’t even [contact] got information,” Maxwell explained.

Sanjay Patankar, a 4th year back to us and told us they were Biology student at the University of really interested [in joining].”

C olum bia, echoed While books4exchange.com B ritish hosts textbook exchange services Maxwell’s sentiments.

“We were tired of running for institutions other than McGill, it boasts 1062 individual M cGill around from pillar to post looking booksellers but estimates that triple for a good used textbook and trying that number visit the site in search to avoid the high priced UBC Bookstore and a kilometre-long for books. line, ju st to enter the sto re,” “Students have been involved Cheap textbooks at every step of the way in develop­ Patankar explained. He and some The internet is offering stu­ ing it... [There is] huge market friends set-up campussavvy.com dents other possibilities to save potential out there in Canada... and from UBC. “[We] put up this site in money too. Used textbook websites then there’s the States and Europe 1998, commercial free, to help have flooded the market recently, and everywhere else,” Srivastava other students over come that prob­ lem and reduce the amount of paper providing alternatives for used text­ noted. wasted in putting up those signs all book purchases and sales to the tra­ over the campus.”

S i m i l a r servi ces ditional local booksellers.

But M axw ell’s campusThe Science Undergraduate nationwide lounge.com is notably different Society at McGill teamed up with from books4exchange.com.

Not Students at other Canadian EDge Interactive to create

dents use software for courses for a limited time, but without shelling out the price of a full retail version.

“If the student [does not] need the software for more than a course or a year... they can buy it with that policy,” Raju explained. “ [But] when you start lowering prices, obviously you have to have a mas­ sive volume. The internet offers that possibility.”

www. books4exch ange.com

limiting itself to textbook exchange, campuslounge includes other areas such as live workspace chats and file uploads. “The idea behind our student exchange area is to build communities of interest,” Maxwell said. “We wanted Canadian experi­ ence, Canadian content. I think the Canadian student experience is very different.”

Srivastava prefers to his site as a utility site, limiting itself to the task of co-ordinating textbook transactions. But when it all boils down, the internet has provided sig­ nificant new opportunities for stu­ dents. “[Our] sole goal is to make students life a bit easier, and save them some time and m oney,” Patankar explained.

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Kappa Kappa Gamma ain't no Visa Visa Mastercard B y R hea W ong

No parity raids. No p il­ low fig h ts in filmy nighties.

No bitchy in­ fig h tin g or h a n d - to - n a il com bat. Just a little bit of ch o c o la te and a w hole lot of wholesome girly bonding await­ ed me at Kappa Kappa Gamma Sorority’s Open House.

I envisioned my foray into the House as a one-woman sur­ vival mission: Me against Them.

God willing, I would be able to escape with my soul [and wallet] intact having defended m yself successfully against those hell­ bent on assim ilating me into a pearl-wearing, angora-swathed, collegiate Fembot. Against all odds, they would even make me perky goddammit.

On a dark and snowy night, I ascended those treach ero u sly slippery stairs up to the lighted beacon that is KKG. Amidst a ju m b le of oh-so -tren d y black boots in the foyer that I believed was the beginning of the end, I rang the bell and held my breath.

K K G ’s P resid en t T ara answered the door in fuzzy slip­ pers and ushered me in. Seated around a low co ffee tab le, a handful of girls were snacking on fin g erfo o d s and ch a ttin g .

P erhaps, I thought, this tam e scene was a ploy to lure the potential rushee into a false sense o f secu rity b efo re the storm .

Perhaps the food was meant to slow down the victim. I ’d best keep my wits about me.

I struck up a conversation with the nearest women. Oddly, these Kappa women seemed to be fairly normal — a sophisticat­ ed espionage technique. They talked about sisterhood, initiation rites and friendship.

Apparently, the official rush season is in fall where students come en masse to check out their

Greek options. The rush week madness continues for a week of partying and schmoozing where only the strong survive. It seems, too, that the low rushee turn-out m eans that so ro ritie s cannot choose them ; ra th e r rushees choose sororities. None of that nasty exclusion process. And, surprise of all surprises, there was no hazing by all accounts.

Hmm. There must be some dirty secrets, right, right? What about those alco h o lic org ies?

D a llian c es w ith frat boys?

Bitchery of various types among sorority sisters? Apparently not.

Seems that KKG’s headquarters in fair Columbus, Ohio makes the sisters sign forms which out­ line legal responsibilities and then insures them for all parties.

Not even the satisfaction of a lit­ tle bit of inter-Greek mud-sling­ ing was mine.

But surely the layperson’s perception of the sorority as a vanguard for rich snobs and D addy's g irls still stands?

Another illusion bites the dust.

Though there is an initiation fee and house fees due every semes­ ter for the rent of the common house, bursaries are available from headquarters for the cashstrapped sister. Because many KKG sisters are quite prosperous and a few “have married well” it seems that KKG is not short of funds thanks to generous alum­ nae.

They were warm and friend­ ly. The best friends I never knew I needed. They invited me to a m ixer. Much to my chagrin, I actually kind of enjoyed the laidback, chick-only atm osphere.

The v erd ic t? A m erican -teen sp lo ita tio n -Jo h n W aters-type flicks aside, this particular soror­ ity masked nothing sinister. This was an organization built on sis­ terhood, support and secret hand­ shakes. Sisters are doing it for th em selv es and i t ’s pretty groovy.

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"One world, One celebration" was the headline that the Montreal Gazette chose on January 1, 2000 to celebrate the New Year.

This proclamation that human­ ity was united in its euphoria over the New Year ignored the truth that millions found no cause to cele­ brate as their lives, and families were destroyed by war, poverty, famine and most disgracefully, neglect.

The northeast African state of Sudan, is a prime example, and has been one of the m ost bleak episodes of human suffering since World War II. The plight of that people, however, has been largely ignored and misconstrued.

Since Sudan became indepen­ dent from Britain in 1955, it has witnessed one of the deadliest civil wars of this century. The human repercussions of the war are astounding- 2.2 million dead, 4 m illion displaced, 2.5 m illion starving. Eighty per cent of the population of Southern Sudan has been uprooted from its homes.

I was introduced to Sudan last summer as an intern for Médecins Sans Frontières, in the wake of the Kosovo Intervention. A nurse who had returned from a mission that began in a refugee camp in Macedonia and ended in a feeding center in South Sudan, described her experience in both countries.

What struck her most about Kosovo as much as the human suf­ fering, was her immersion in a large scale military-media-relief operation.

When she began discussing Sudan her tone changed from descriptive to stolid: she seemed to struggle to choke back her emo­ tions as she described her experi­ ence.

"Everyday the children would line up at sunrise three hours before the center opened," she explained. "Their mothers would wait behind, shouting at them to push their way up to the front of the line. Those children who weren't strong enough to muscle their way to the front usually didn't stay alive for more than three weeks. Everyday, when we arrived at the clinic there was usually one or two dead children lying on the clinic's floor."

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two issues involving Sudan became apparent: one, despite the horrific suffering of the Sudanese, the Sudanese civil war is neglected and overlooked by the media and much of the international community, and two, the limited coverage that the war receives is based on halftruths and factual omissions.

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forced conscription and blocking relief-aid to civilian populations.

However, it is difficult to find an article which mentions how the SPLA consistently conscripts child soldiers, hijacks relief-aid and tar­ gets civilians. The US government and media largely overlook the SPLA's atrocities and according to US Congress Resolution 109, their fight is "a just struggle for freedom and democracy."

In com parison to events in Macedonia, it is clear that little attention has been paid to the civil war in Sundan.

The Sudanese Civil War goes back nearly 45 years and has split the country into two. The govern­ ment of the Muslim-Arab north of Sudan came to power undemocratiThe Project, in co-ordination cally and has been violently reject­ with Médecins Sans Frontières, ed by the black, Animist/Christian The Black Students Network, and south ever since Sudan gained several NGOs and Sudanese expa­ independence from Britain in 1956. triots are launching the Sudanese The government of the north has Awareness Campaign on March 9. fluctuated in and out of Islamic For more information please con­ fundamentalism and between the tact the Project at 844-1610.

East and the West bloc during the Cold War. Since 1989, the govern­ ment of Khartoum has been under the control of the fundamentalist National Islamic Front.

The largest rebel group in the South, the Sudan People's McGill flag in space Liberation Army, is led by John Garang, a Ph.D. from the Continued from page 2 University of Iowa, and is diplo­ matically and militarily supported In an attempt to engage the by the United States. audience, Payette quizzed the room The Canadian oil company Talisman, more recently, began on a series of slides depicting space-views of earth. She explained drilling oil in southern Sudan.

According to the Globe and Mail that because the shuttle orbits the and www.vitrade.com, the money earth so quickly (it passes nine earned from Talisman's operation times a day), a photograph of a spe­ has been used to fund and sustain cific region of the planet must be timed perfectly. the civil war by the NIF. After the slide show, Payette Furthermore, the NIF employs sys­ tematic burning in order to purge presented the flag of M cG ill’s the area around the Talisman refin­ Center for Intelligent Machines to ery of rebel militias and sympathiz­ Principal Bernard Shapiro. Payette, having worked at the CIM as a stu­ ers.

The NIF is a leading sponsor dent, chose to take the miniature of terrorism and provides a safe- flag into space as a memento of haven to terrorist organizations like McGill. Payette also presented Principal Shapiro with a photo­ Hamas and the M uslim Brotherhood. Khartoum further­ graph of M ontreal taken from space. more is a rival of Ethiopia, Uganda, and Kenya, and is closely Payette concluded her lecture linked with China and Malaysia as by taking questions from the audi­ they are the largest developers and ence. Most people seemed to be consumers of Sudanese oil. interested not in such topics as the Subsequently, the United progress of the assembly of the States feels that the NIF is a dan­ International Space Station, but gerous rogue state and has impli­ more in the logistics of everyday cated the media and many NGOs life in space. into portraying and treating the NIF “Zero gravity does take some as the sole perpetrator of evil in a getting used to,” Payette explained, civil war which is, in reality, a “You can get so good at it that you mosaic of evil. can have a computer floating in front of you, and type lightly W hat the media enough that it will not float away leaves out from you.”

One audience member had the The US, and most American nerve to ask the question that many newspapers, harp on the horren­ people in the crowd were probably dous human rights abuses of the wondering in the back of their NIF and illuminate the atrocities it minds: has any human ever had sex commits such as targeting civilians, in space?

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The big, bad, burglary blues Residents must do their part; the police will (usually)

By Ian D isend

sent] automatically to Ottawa.”

There, they are entered into a computer in an attempt to find a match with criminal record hold­

It’s one of the worst feelings in the world.

You com e hom e from an enjoyable evening, perhaps still laughing at a joke that particular­ ly am used you during dinner.

Nothing seems out of the ordi­ nary as you turn your key in the front door. The door swings open, you step in sid e, and a cold draught hits your face.

Did I leave a window open? you ask yourself, puzzled. But as scattered papers and open closet doors come into view, a horrify­ ing reality pierces your mind.

Oh, no... Your heart sinks to the floor. No... not me.

T he scene b efo re you diverges more and more from the mental picture you had of your apartment with every mounting in co n sisten cy . My C D s... the stereo... my computer!

The anger, the indignation, the feelin g o f v io latio n that accompany burglary are poorly conveyed by the term ‘B & E ,’ Your stuff could be next... the shorthand for ‘break-andenter’ which comes out sounding ers.

The well-known frequency more like a chain of hardware of burglaries and sparse instances stores than a criminal act. And yet the victim can rarely do more of arrest lead many victims of the B & E to grow disillusioned with than float in a sea of self-pity.

According to Officer Nelson the in v estig atio n p rocess.

Marshall of Poste de Quartier 19, Nevertheless, Marshall notes that the police station at the corner of some of the criminals are indeed Prince Arthur and Hutchison, the caught, and Poste 19’s record is police can help if given enough to constantly improving.

“We used to go around fortyw ork w ith. The case w ill be five to fifty break-ins per month,” probed as long as ample evidence he said, pointing out that the exists, but “if there’s no key that the police o fficer can follow , number has been slashed by more [then the case] is going to be put than half. A hand-draw n chart inside the station showed that on the side.”

When officers visit a re si­ December 1998 saw thirty-eight dence following a break-in, by intros (as B & E is know n in norm al p ro ced u re they look French) in the Poste’s district. By around the apartm ent and sur­ December 1999, that number was rounding area. They will attempt down to eighteen. Patrolling and to locate fingerprints. If they sus­ undercover surveillance, helped pect th at th ere are (b ased on out by watchful neighbours have moved objects, smooth surfaces helped the decline since the Poste and the like), Marshall explained opened up in 1997.

“W e’re very p ro u d ,” says that “ [officers] ask for the I.D. squad, who are the specialists Marshall of his station's achieve­ ment. [who] take the prints.”

H ow ever, th e re ’s alw ays M arshall says that “every [set of] prints that are taken [are room for im provem ent. Some

time ago, one might say that I ‘gained valuable life experience’ through the ordeal of burglary.

While the thief was busy using

my credit card at the RenaudBray bookstore and, no doubt, laughing at my driver’s license photo, the investigating officer did little o f w hat M arshall described.

He confidently recorded “no fingerprints” in the police report, despite a whole slew of objects that were practically screaming to be dusted. He did not search more than one room of the apartment (thus missing not only the site of stolen o bjects, but the th ie f’s escape route), nor did he have a look outside, where he w ould have found footprints preserved immaculately in the snow.

A later attempt to add gen­ uinely valuable information to the report, including a serial number, was receiv ed w ith relu ctan ce even to re trie v e the file, and eventual surliness and defensive­ ness.

My own experiences aside, Marshall contends that the public, too, must play its part to prevent break-ins.

For starters, he says, there’s

cers may "recommend to the vic­ tim ... to cut trees or put lights on” to increase visibility and per­ haps d eter fu tu re in tru d ers.

M arshall also cautions against making computers and other such v alu ab les v isib le from street level. S erial num bers of such objects should be recorded.

O ther form s o f p rotection w orth co n sid erin g are lig h t timers, an audible alarm system, or simply leaving the television or radio on loudly when you go out. Owning a dog, even if it resem b les the T aco B ell C h ih u ah u a m ore than W hite Fang, may also be helpful.

“When they hear noise, they leave,” explains Marshall of bur­ glars. “As simple as that.”

The police force also offers a prevention program known as Opération Identité, in which your b elo n g in g s can be clearly en g rav ed w ith your nam e for free. Such a measure obviously m akes resale of sto len goods problematic.

Further tips can be had by Dara Klug picking up a pamphlet, available authorities. “If you have a suspi­ in English or French, at Poste 19. cious feeling inside of you, don’t The station can also be reached be shy to call 9-1-1,” he insists. at 280-0419.

“You won’t be reprimanded.”

Measures can also be taken to secure homes against B & E. Upon visiting a residence, offi­

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Hangover hunger: eateries for the morning after sured. It is the most obvious and sensible choice: the food is good, so is the service, the prices are cheap, and it’s conveniently located for anyone who lives in the Ghetto or on the Plateau. If that’s all False Teeth you’re Duncan Reid looking for, then read no further. minutes. Once inside, you’ll be wel­ comed by a cup of Place’s usuallyEggspectations fantastic coffee - not to mention probably half a dozen friends. (various locations) The breakfasts at Place are tra­ ditional, solid breakfast fare: eggs, Initial Impressions : Eggs is bacon, omelettes and all the rest. without a doubt one of the restau­ The service is reliable (in fact, some rants that took breakfast to the next say you haven’t made it as a real level in Montreal. They have some breakfaster until you’ve been recog­ fantastic items on the menu that go Place Milton nized by the main waitress who has beyond the ordinary, including the (224Milton St.) been there since the old Place days). eggs benedict and ‘Yolk-AroundOverall, you’re hangover will be the-Clock’ (an egg in a sliced bagel Initial Impresions : Place well-quashed. topped with melted cheese) that Milton used to be a real little holeThe Dammit, That Was Good seems to be one of the most widelyin-the wall, until the drastic renova­ Factor: 7.5/10 liked breakfasts anywhere. The ser­ tions that brought about the opening Grease-Induced Heart-Attack vice is usually pretty good, and the of the dining section of the restau­ Factor: 8/10 ambience is relaxed, but the chairs rant as it stands now. If you didn’t Sober Second Thought: Can’t (at least at the downtown location) know “Place” back then, let’s just breakfast be more than, well, func­ are super uncomfortable. Once say that the entire former area is tional you’re done breakfast, you’ll defi­ now used just for the kitchen.

The Verdict: Place Milton is nitely start thinking about that Place can usually be picked out really the standard by which all comfy couch at home. on Milton by the small crowd gath­ other McGiller breakfasts are mea­ I used to be a big Eggs fan, ered on the sidewalk outside, wait­ going there so much that the host knew my name. In recent visits, however, I’ve found that Eggs just doesn’t have the same feel anymore.

Once you’ve had Cosm o’s and L’Avenue it’s tough to go back.

That said. Eggs still provides an out­ standing breakfast.

The Dammit, That Was Good Factor: 8/10 Grease-Induced Heart-Attack Factor: 7.5/10 Sober Second Thought: Do you really want to have breakfast with the Crescent St. crowd? They look even cheesier after a night at Winnie’s!

Eating after drinking: the morning after The Verdict: Still a great Dara Klug breakfast, but probably surpassed in ‘breakfast oomph’ by other places.

Breakfast is a real tradition here in Montreal. People aren’t afraid to spend a large chunk of their day "doing a big, satisfying brunch. I think there’s a definite correlation with M ontreal’s nightlife: one necessitates the other.

In Vancouver, where I come from, there’s a more restrained nightlife, and so weekend brunch for most people means maybe a little toast with their fibre-rich cereal.

Montrealers, though, aren’t afraid to indulge themselves, and to meet this demand there are a number of out­ standing breakfast places in central Montreal. The list below is by no means comprehensive: there are other places like Chez Cora and Cafe Republique that are good - but not as good as our finalists.

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from the 20-foot silver starfish on the front of the restaurant) will prob­ ably be a line-up. This place is pop­ ular, no doubt about it, and it might take you awhile to get settled.

Because of the crowding, this hum­ ble breakfaster suggests that you do L’Avenue in small teams, comman­ do-style and not in a platoon. (Just try to get a table for 8 on a Sunday afternoon!)

L’Avenue has the coolest ambi­ ence among brekky hangouts, hands down. With disco balls and a motorcycle hanging from the ceil­ ing, comfy chairs, metal-covered

menus (which could potentially be used as lethal weapons), and wait­ ers in traditional white shirt and black vest garb, this place is unique.

The best part is probably the bath­ rooms: ever seen a WC with a disco ball and 10 foot waterfalls?

But the bottom line is always the food, and L’Avenue lives up to its potential here, too. The eggs benedict, in particular, are absolute­ ly outstanding. There’s eggs benny with curry, smoked salmon, pep­ pered chicken - and they’re all incredible. Wash it down with a mixed-fruit drink in a fishbowl-like glass; these crazy cocktails are expensive but worth every penny.

The Dammit, That Was Good Factor: 9.5/10 Grease-Induced Heart-Attack Factor: 8/10 Sober Second Thought Hard to get to, tough to get into, and pricey.

The Verdict: Worth it.

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The breakfasts at Cosmo’s are huge, so you should probably plan on doing nothing for the rest of the day after a Cosmo’s odyssey. And the breakfasts aren’t for the timid: if you’re uncomfortable with hoisting yourself up to the bar and loudly and proudly ordering “double meat!”, then Cosmo’s probably isn’t for you.

For the courageous, take a shot at the “Mish-Mash”, which is a mix of just about every ingredient that they have (were talking about several dif­ ferent kinds of meats and veggies and potatoes), piled several inches high on your plate. You probably won’t eat another meal that day, but hey - you probably got a week’s worth of nutrition.

Oh yeah, and Cosmo’s is also a good place to spot local TV person­ alities who know a great spot when they find one.

The Dammit, That Was Good Factor: 9/10 Grease-Induced Heart-Attack Factor: 10/10 Sober Second Thought: If you want to live to see your forties....

The Verdict: Unmatched in character, Cosmo’s is a must-go Montreal original that would proba­ bly never work in any other part of Canada.

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When I was five, I thought all Irish people wore green velvet suits and spoke in a whimsical, lilting m anner that made ever phrase sound like poetry to childish ears.

Now I think all Irish people are poor.

Before the shouts of bigotry and ethnocentrism reach my ears, let me defend myself; just as my youthful counterpart was fed with visions of leprechauns and four leaf clovers, the overwhelming images of Irish culture I encounter as an adult are brutally real slices of impoverished life. Angela’s Ashes, based on a personal memoir by Frank McCourt is an example of this view of Irish culture, a view that can be just as damaging as the stereotypes exemplified in a Lucky Charms commercial.

Angela’s Ashes is the story of Frank McCourt’s early life growing up in Lim erick, in Southern Ireland. His father, Malachy, loves his family and his wife, but can’t get a job because of his Northern accent and his knack for drinking away his earnings. Angela is left to scrape food together for the many

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Angela’s Ashes has none of Despite this bevy of tal­ the quirks and eccentricities ent, the characters fall that pull the view er in; it strangely flat. Although this leaves the audience with the is the story of one m an’s The new Irish: poor but spirited press shot taste of dry potatoes in their life, the characters are mouths.

The Commitments worked comes from a lack of interaction stereotypes: there is the hard work­ ing mother who sacrifices every­ between the family members. At because, although the characters thing for her children, the drunken, one point in the movie, the young are trapped in a similar state of yet charm ing, father, and the Frank McCourt explains that he poverty, each person is distinct and assortment of rough and tumble can never tell his father that he unique. The viewer relates to them children who say adorable Irish loves him. This reticence is charac­ on a personal level, and moves

Santilli unable to heat up Montreal B y A d a m B lin ic k

I have always felt that a con­ cert’s success hinges on two basic rules: 1) the audience should never have the slightest inclination to check their watches, and 2) the per­ form er should never give the impression that they don’t want to be there. Last Thursday at the Cabaret, Ivana Santilli and her cohorts broke both rules.

The show had prom ise as Santilli is touring in support of her moderately successful and critical­ ly acclaimed solo effort, Brown. In her first musical venture since leav­ ing Toronto funk/R&B outfit Bass is Base, Santilli explores a similar path while adding Latin and Drum and Bass grooves to the mix.

With trum pet in hand, Santilli’s set began sharply with a quick, two minute funk number, reminiscent of Maceo Parker. The half-filled (or empty as I saw it) crowd seemed to perk up, only to settle down as Santilli smoothly shifted to the easier R&B sounds of “Caramel Sky.” The audience seemed to be in a comatose state that could only be moved by the ensemble’s Latin or funk numbers. When Santilli’s band indulged in improvised jams, the results were nothing short of b rillian t, displaying intensely mature m usicianship and skill.

Consisting of keyboards, guitar, bass, drum s, percussion and Santilli on horn, the combo always appeared on the same page, fitting tightly into a deep groove pocket.

One of the highlights of the evening came from the band intro­ ductions, where Santilli’s camp had

the opportunity to show-off their craft. This segment was extensive and entertaining as even the sound man took a humorous solo.

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m om ents were few and far between, as Santilli would revert to generic, less-inspiring originals, which to the bands credit, were pulled off impressively.

Santilli seemed slightly irritat­ ed with the passivity of the crowd, trying her tongue in both French and English to rally the troops. Her effort was valiant but in vain, as

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the audience would not be revived.

Still, Santilli handled the situation with both grace and humor.

The evening ended with the group taking a ‘mercy encore’, som ething I have never seen, where­ by the audience did not make enough noise to w arrant one more number.

S antilli acknow l­ edged this, asking, “Do you guys really want to hear anoth­ er song?”

Despite the crowds’ offen­ sively quiet behav­ ior, some in atten­ dance seemed to be enthralled with the c o n c e r t .

U n fo rtu n a te ly , those that were engaged with the p e rfo rm a n c e seemed to be as interested in S an tilli’s appear­ ance as they were with her music.

On this night, Santilli deserved a preSs shot better fate. But she was merely the third in a series of failed acts of the evening. The other bands failed more on account of their own abili­ ty (or lack there of)I have always been from the school of thought whereby if you have nothing good to say, don’t say anything at all, but with regards to the evenings two opening acts, something must be said.

The show began with the rap-stylz of Butta Babees, who despite being rather likable, failed to do more than comically enter­ tain. The duo seemed to suffer from a disease common to a lot of (sucka) M .C ’s, a term I call R epeatitis. Every num ber they pulled out, seemed to began with “If it’s cold outside, let me hear you say ’Y eah’ ! If i t ’s warm inside, let me hear you say ‘Hell yeah’!” Obviously, these guys are very conscious that it is winter in Montreal, but someone should have told them that the crowd was also aware of this fact. They also tried to involve the crowd in challenging them to say “Butta Babees,” as if it were some sort of difficult task.

Well guess what? I can say “Butta Babees,” and I can even say “Butta Babees Blow”.

Next up were M ontrealers Gazelle, whose blend of drum & bass and pop sounded like an English version of Canto-pop. It is an opening band’s job to warm-up the crowd for the headlining per­ former. Both Butta Babees and Gazelle should take some responsi­ bility for lulling the audience to a sleep so deep that even the great talent and effort of Santilli could not wake them.

Ivana Santilli is definitely a creative talent who fell victim to a series of circumstances that were com pletely out of her control.

Hopefully she will learn from the moments that worked, during that desolate Thursday night, were those of dirt, improv and energy, not of clean and fluffy R&B.

beyond these Irish archetypes.

The bottom line is: Angela’s Ashes is not a bad movie, but does reinforce damaging stereotypes. At the heart of all the pain and suffer­ ing is the indomitable Irish spirit— holding the family together—but eventually driving Frank McCourt to raise enough money to flee to America. Angela’s Ashes presents a view of Ireland that reinforces that the Irish people are poor, but able to survive with witty jokes and Guinness Extra Stout.

This story is valid, but for North American audiences it is the only story we hear about Ireland.

One m an’s account of an Irish childhood becomes the story of every Irish childhood. Frank McCourt has tapped into a fascina­ tion with Irishness, but there is something unsettling about a movie that sells poverty and hardship as entertainment. Perhaps I have been lead to believe that all Irish people are poor, but there are other facets of Irish culture that are have yet to be explored in film.

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TcHxh»TgckxirnentarytElsofabizarrecrc)ss<titii3ljam session radio disk-jockey, were prepared for the extreme weather, the difficulty of being foreigners in Tuva and the problems of social etiquette in a totally different culture. However they were not prepared for the won­ derful Tuvan people themselves.

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Ghengis blues tells the story of a blind blues m an’s trek to Mongolia to partake in a throat­ singing competition. This unlikely story meant that most Hollywood producers wouldn’t even consider pursuing it. Nevertheless, siblings Roko and Adrian Belik spent three years and $200,000 on their m a s te rp ie c e Genghis Blues.

While living with their mother, they scraped together funds from their own pockets to create this 88 minute d o c u m e n ta ry , Press shot raked in a total of Filmmakers Adrian and Roko Belie 12 film awards ranging from “Audience Award” at with many of the people they stay Sundance to the “Best of Festival” with and share their different breeds at the Edinburgh International Film of music: teaching and learning Festival. Despite its eccentric sub­ from the people they encounter. ject, the film goes through the Pena amuses young and old with his expected ups and downs, ins and combination of funky blues and outs, disappointments and surprises Mongolian throat singing and is ref­ ereed to by his admirers as that constitute life on the whole.

San Francisco blues man Paul “Earthquake”.

One of the most amazing and Pena, the subject of this oddly uplifting drama, has been blind from bittersweet components of the film birth. Listening to his short-wave is the difficulty Pena faces due to v radio at home, he discovers throat­ his blindness. He is obviously adept singing and manages to eventually at handling himself in familiar terri­ learn the complicated technique. tory and takes care of himself, but Throat-singing is a rare but beautiful when suddenly placed in a com­ method of singing several notes at pletely foreign and often disorient­ the same time. This results in the ing environment, he is obviously singer harmonising themselves. The strained. He is helped greatly by the method is indigenous to the western crew but most of all by fellow edge of Mongolia, a minuscule and throat-singer Kongar-ol Ondar, a native of Tuva and all around great * largely untouched region of Tuva.

When Pena joins up with an guyThe film is entirely successful American group known as the “Friends of Tuva” and manages to as a documentary and its editing is get an invite to a Tuvan throat­ fairly creative. The artistically and singing contest, the plot embarks on adorably crude manner of the cine­ a torrent of adventure and cross-cul­ matography yields a glimpse into tural relations that is truly enjoyable. one man’s adventure and the music The documentary crew, includ­ that made it possible. ing the Belik brothers, Pena, a treetrimmer slash sound man and a wily

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A good play is a like an infection. The audience member en ters the th eatre n eu tra l, unscathed, vulnerable. After sit­ ting through two hours of a play, unknowingly, the virus enters the system. Does it leave them sad?

Irritated? Empty? Theatre's ener­ gy is contagious, even for the thickest skinned among us, and a good play will have an immedi­ ate and n o ticea b le e ffec t. So when I found myself racing home with a friend, laughing out loud in forty below weather and recit­ ing Tom Stoppard’s lines at top volume, I knew Tuesday Night Cafe had done its job. Their lat­ est production, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, is alive with sparkling dialogue brought to life by a talented and energetic cast that have, lu c k ily , been rew ard ed for th eir th e a tric a l hubris.

Substitute hubris for ambi­ tio n , but one thing is clear.

Choosing to mount this play was an Olympian task; not only has virtually every M cGill theatre student read the text but Stoppard is also a drama demigod. A New York Times critic once labelled him "one of the most dazzling wits and surprising minds ever to turn up in the h isto ry o f the British Theatre.” Stoppard's for­ m idable reputation and mindb en d in g ly in tric a te d ialo g u e aside, this play is also constantly com pared to Samuel B eckett's famed Waiting for Godot. Some critics have even gone so far as to call the play a "theatrical para­ site", so numerous are the simi­ larities between Stoppard's early writing and Beckett's absurdist theatre. Unhindered, directors M isha F eldm an and T yler H argreaves w ent bravely fo r­ ward, and thank god for them, it

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Choosing a simple set and actors whose clear delivery and ener­ getic performances let Stoppard's words work their magic.

The names Rosencrantz and Guildenstern may be familiar to you alread y . In W illiam Shakespeare's play Hamlet, these two rather silly characters come on and o ff stage, alw ays very briefly, and chat with Hamlet. In Shakespeare’s play they come on, say a few lines, and then leave.

Stoppard's play, however, makes these two bit players the focus of his story. The play begins with R osencrantz and G uildenstern having received a message to go cheer up a gloomy Hamlet, and follow s th e ir p lig h t as they becom e en tan g le d in court intrigue. But the more pressing task for th ese tw o seem s to involve figuring out where they are and why they are there. Their memories constantly falter and they cannot remember what their task is unless they are repeatedly rem inded o f it. "I w ant to go home" is their constant refrain, and perhaps they would go home, if they could remember where it was. Other characters come and go, but the focus of the play is on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern as they bum ble about and try to make sense of their situation.

If it sounds ridiculous, that's because it is, but never in the irri­ tating sense of the word. This is a typically absurd play in that it portrays a godless universe with­ out symmetry, where characters live out their potentially mean­ ingless existence, and find little solace in each other. But where this play is different is that where som e ab su rd ist plays (H arold Pinter's The Birthday Party leaps to m ind) have dark, n ih ilistic them es, this play is endlessly good natured and hum ourous, despite its preoccupation with themes of death and alienation.

The actors are clearly having a great time, and if you can keep up with Stoppard's lightning fast dialogue, so will you.

A warning for impatient the­ atre goers: this is not a play pro­

pelled by a forward moving nar­ ra tiv e , n or does it draw its strength from nuanced and com­ plex characters. I think the actors say it b est w hen a fru stra te d R o sen cran tz says to G u ild en stern , "W hat are you p lay in g at?" to w hich he responds "Words. They're all we have left." This is a play about w ords, and the en d less fun hum ans can have w ith them .

There is a cheerless theory of language that says that man is flattering himself in thinking that language can ever order our exis­ tence - actu ally , all language does is add to the chaos. What th is th eo ry o v erlo o k s is how delightful chaos can be, especial­ ly when it's well written chaos.

The play is also loaded with fun theatre tricks: watch for an exquisitely choreographed pirate scene and an amusing play within a play melodrama. Rachel Horton and Jonathan Black are excep­ tio n al as the leads - H orton's expressive face and Black's silly charm ensure y o u 're in good com pany for two hours. Leila Nadel-Cadaxa is also excellent as the leader of a travelling theatre tro u p e fam ed fo r its ra th e r raunchy and explicit m elodra­ m as. One criticism : there are times where the pacing lags and the actors meander, rather than bolt, through their lines. This is a mistake that could be easily cor­ rected by speedir delivery and m ore dynam c blocking- these characterse should rarely wander across the stage. They should zip.

The hum an condition is a senseless and disordered one. But thanks to the tireless energy of its cast, R o sen cran tz and Guildenstern are Dead never lets us forget that it's also one hell of an amusing ride.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead runs January 20-22 and 26-29 at 8 p.m. Morrice Hall, 3485 McTavish Street with entrance on McGill Campus Tickets are $8 regular admission $6 fo r students and seniors. For tickets and other info phone 398-6600.

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I have a sinking feeling that I’m going to regret this review.

Not because I will have trashed a perfectly fine play for no good rea­ son, but because I’m certain that I saw Les Bonnes at the wrong time. It doesn’t help matters that

hate all make regular appearances on the actresses’ faces. These feel­ ings are also made more than ade­ quately audible through yelling, slow talking, and other dramatic voice effects. The entire ordeal is over quickly according to the

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Carrie Schoem er Le Groupe de la Veillee’s produc­ clock (1.5 hours), but even this tion of Les Bonnes is a confused short tim e, like a final exam, attempt to emotionally engage the seemed to drag on forever.

Even though the actresses dis­ audience in Genet’s unemotional played a vast depth of intensity, world.

Jean Genet wrote Les Bonnes they did not give the audience any (The Maids) in 1947, and it has room to breathe. From the begin­ since become a fave play with the ning of the play, the maids yelled, intelligensia. Brainy theatre-goers “I have very strong feelings about life circum stances! love issues the play raises, which my will surely spawn discussions of Sympathize with me! But watch gender construction and sexuality, out! I may not be who you think I servitude and power relationships, am! I’m torn between both good and evil! Ahand, according ha!” At points, to Jean-Paul the actresses Sartre, nothing­ slow ed down, ness. If that list and the play sounds like a was m ost suc­ course syllabus cessful when for some strange they was silent. blend of The most truly P h ilo s o p h y , emotional scene Cultural Studies in the play and The occurred when A l l e y — th e n the maids lay on you’re with me. the bed togeth­ It sounds like er, while one hom ework. To tried to calm the tired students other down to and thinkers, sleep. For me, Les Bonnes the play hap­ feels like home­ pened in that work. The way to respond to Torn b e tw e e n e m o tio n pressShot short moment. I was hooked. this play is to and absurdity Unfortunately, read critical the spell was soon broken by information about it in the library.

In his essay, “Genet: The more dramatic drama, and I was R efusal to C om m unicate,” pushed off the stage and out of the Georges Bataille highlights the action.

Le Groupe de la V e illee’s major difficulty with Les Bonnes.

“Genet’s indifference to communi­ production tries to liven Les cation means that his tales are Bonnes' cold, absurdist roots with interesting, but not enthralling,” passionate emotion. The result is Bataille writes “[His work] has a confusing, boring drama that the beauty of a piece of jewelry: it leaves the audience unm oved. is too rich and in somewhat cold Genet’s play resists feeling and bad taste.” The current perfor­ laughs at the attempt. mance at Theatre Prospero recre­ Les Bonnes plays at Theatre ates the cold in d ifference of Prospero (in French) until Genet’s theatrical world, through February 12. 1371 Ontario St. the unreal, minimalist set design.

East, 526-6582.

The set is uninviting and stern.

Student tickets $16.

Behind the giant, expensive dress­ es which hang on the set, it seems silently scoff at the audience. The actors, however, do not perform the script in the same spirit.

Instead, the actors struggle between absurd caricatures and subtle, realistic characters. Their indecision makes the audience feel com pletely detached from the play. The man next to me was asleep within ten minutes.

The story involves two female servants, their glamorous Madame and a cover-up. Many intense emotions ensue: anger, resentment, adoration, hope, despair, love and

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Piledrivers in the modern day Globe Theatre How History repeats itself through wrestling

By M alc o lm Levy

The brilliant writer Oscar Wilde once made the astute observa­ tion that “life imitates art”. In this day and age of media driven aesthet­ ics, this sentiment has reached another level. Wilde might have summed it up as "life imitates wrestling."

The historical parallels between professional wrestling and the real world are astounding. The writers at the World Wrestling Federation have taken issues such as the Cold War and brought them to the heck­ les and cheers of the masses. While their spins are not always complete­ ly accurate, it is remarkable to see how these stories are received by the fans.

In recent years, sports enter­ tainment enjoys more popularity and ratings than it ever did in the day’s of Andre The Giant and Big John Stud. The WWF has become a show aimed not only at those Hulkamaniac youths from 1985, but also those postmodern plebiscites sipping lattes in a café while they analyse the cultural significance of the clothes the girl next to him or her is wearing.

Take two storylines, one from the history books and one from the WWF. The parallels are obvious.

Early in the twentieth century, a man from Chicago named Elijah Pudd changed his name to Elijah Muhammed and formed the blackempowerment group which was soon to be known as the Nation of Islam. As the years went by the Nation began to grow a loyal fol­ lowing of people who believed in their life of clean living and black empowerment. The culmination of their popularity in the twentieth cen­ tury occurred in the 1960s under the leadership of Malcolm X. In 1965, though, Malcolm was assassinated by Black Muslim oppo­ nents while addressing a crowd in Harlem, New York. It is still not clear who actually orchestrated the murder of Malcolm X, but what is clear is that Louis Farrakhan became the new leader of the Nation.

Farrakhan quickly went about putting Malcolm’s philosophies to rest, and took ideological control of the Nation’s platform.

About four years ago a burly lad going by the name of Farrooq joined the WWF and quickly made known his quest to become the first black WWF Champion. A number of henchmen helped him to form the entity known as the Nation of Domination, a smorgasbord of wrestlers, lawyers, managers, and a number of other confidantes.

The Nation would confidently enter the ring to the words of a pow­ erful hard-core civil rights rap song written exclusively for their group.

Slowly, the Nation attempted to make Farrooq’s quest a reality, but from the outset the probability of this happening seemed quite unlike­ lyYears later an upstart by the name of Rocky Maivia joined the Nation. The Rock quickly enjoyed

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success as the People’s Intercontinental Champion and helped give some status to the belea­ guered Nation. Soon after, trouble started to stir between The Rock and Farrooq. The melee was based on their ideological differences and their quest for power within the Nation. While Farrooq espoused the beliefs of Black Empowerment within the WWF, The Rock was far more interested in acquiring a five thousand-dollar Rolex and a tailorfit Armani suit.

It soon became evident that the other members of the Nation had made the decision to follow in the Rock’s steps and live the cham­ pagne-sipping, money-faking lifestyle they had recently become acquainted with. As the months went by, the Nation slowly ostra­ cized Farrooq, leaving the Rock as the sole shepherd to his flock of gold clad sheep. The civil-rights rap was quickly replaced by some catchy commercial R&B, as the Nation began to swagger into their new mold.

Unfortunately after six months, the Nation has disbanded. It seems that their cocky, bashful behaviour finally got the worse of them. The

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Rock eventually went on to stardom, becoming arguably the most charis­ matic, entertaining wrestler in sports entertainment history.

Is it coincidence that these sto­ ries are almost identical? Not in the least. If it weren’t for the fact that the both groups are known as the Nation of ...blank, and that the names of their leaders are Farrooq and Farrakhan, than maybe this would only be a fluke. For all those people riding around on their high horses cursing wrestling as nothing more than a ‘stupid, childish TV show’, it looks like it's time they turn pseudo-intellectual heads around and take a second look.

The most striking thing about this political message isn’t the style of story telling which Titan Sports has decided to take in this day and age, but the fact that they are telling this story to millions of people every week. Shakespeare’s historical plays such as MacBeth or Henry V appear in theatres throughout world every day, it seems that the modern day commentary of life is being shown on the USA Network each week in the form of Monday Night Raw, Thursday Smackdown and Sunday Night Heat.

If you want to see the live event, they’re coming to the Molson Centre on March fourth. All the stars will be there, from the Rock, the man with arguably the best microphone skills in sports enter­ tainment history, to the heralded exemplar's Degeneration X. As well, a light will be raised to the McMahon-Helmsley era in the WWF when Stephanie and Triple H grace Montreal with their presence.

The Big Show will be in atten­ dance, as well as the Big Red Retard, formerly known as Kane.

Let's not forget the living legend Mick Foley. So strap on your Vader masks and get to the Molson Centre for this one-of-a-kind event.

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So who's the most famous >f the Kids in the Hall? That's :asy: Mel Brooks.

It seems the Canadian :omedy troop that brought that noniker to the attention of many a lisenchanted television viewer got heir name from a group of comedy vriters from the fifties. These .truggling w riters would hang iround the corridors outside the |reat Jack Benny's radio studio.

3enny would occasionally buy a oke from them and if it went over îe would announce: "That's one rom the kids in the hall." Mel Brooks was one of those writers.

Since Jack Benny's time ;omedy has evolved quite a bit.

The Kids in the Hall are the five guys who peppered the otherwise dred television comedy stage with chicken ladies and flying pigs.

Their show ended its successful un in 1994 but that hasn't meant :he end of their presence on the scene. Having recently begun a live tour of North America, the kids will be perform ing in Montreal this weekend.

The Kids in the Hall was formed in 1984 and developed a loyal following while performing live in Toronto. They eventually connected with Saturday Night Live producer Lome Michaels, and were offered a television deal. The first episode of the Kids in the Hall aired as a special on HBO in 1988.

The CBC picked up the series the next year thanks to Ivan Fecan, the director of programming at the time. He took a chance on the Kids' unusual brand of humour realising it would eventually find its audi­ ence. The divesity of Canadian audiences enabled the Kids in the Hall to continue their, often contro­ versial, humour without having to conform to the tastes of a mass audience.

The show always faced less scrutiny in Canada than it did in the U.S., but that's not to say the

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CBC never censored them. In addi­ tion, the CBC would constantly urge them to be "more Canadian" but when airing in the States while the American networks insisted that they leave out the Canadian references.

The Kids in the Hall made their Am erican network debut on CBS, a venture that, for the most part, was worthless. A lot of CBS' affiliates wouldn't carry the show and those who did aired it late at night and heavily censored.

D espite their apparent d ifficulties in penetrating the American market, they have estab­ lished quite a fan base down south—enough that fifteen of the eighteen cities on their current live tour are in the U.S. Since the TV show ended, the members have been working on individual pro­ jects, but they never stopped talk­ ing about returning to their roots in live comedy. The tour debuted in Vancouver on the 14th and swings down to the States to a few cities before returning to Canada for shows in Toronto and Montreal— the latter was almost passed over before it was added at the last minute. Sadly, most Canadians will have to settle for watching reruns of the show on the Comedy Network.

The lack of a mass audi­ ence that might have enabled them to develop in Canada seems to be what's driving them south now.

The lure of bigger audiences appears to have taken hold of the Kids in the Hall as it has so many talented Canadians before them.

While business is steering their tour south, Canadians might find some solace in the fact that our cul­ tural heroes continue to gain popu­ larity in the States.

The Kids in the Hall perform at Théâtre St-Denis Saturday the 29th and Sunday the 30th of January. Tickets are still available ranging from $39 to $51, 7901111.

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Many of Bob Dylan’s songs were lyrical appeals aimed at gener­ ating social change in the 1960s.

Dylan’s “Hurricane” is perhaps the most poignant of these pleas, calling for the release of boxer Rubin “Hurricane” Carter. Carter was framed for three murders in Paterson, N.J., and was forced to spend 19 years of his life in prison—largely due to the presence of pervasive racism in the legal sphere.

Norman Jewison tells this story in his latest film The Hurricane. But here, the word story should be emphasized. It is tempting to watch this film as a documentary. Do not. It both trivializes elements of the Hurricane’s case, and, despite its best intentions, is somewhat irresponsible in its depiction of the Hurricane as an aggressive black male attempting to fist-fight white oppression. Just as Dylan’s song was an emotive rather than purely factual call to arms, so too is Jewison’s film a melodramatic fairy tale rather than a depiction of a real life story.

With this said, let us turn to its merits as a film. The story of the Hurricane is told through the eyes of his unlikely liberator Lesra (Vicellous Reon Shannon). Lesra is a teenage boy from New Jersey who is living with a Canadian foster fam­ ily (actually two guys and a girl whose relationship I haven’t quite figured out yet). After he buys and reads his first book, of course the autobiography of Rubin “Hurricane”

Carter, he becomes determined to meet the boxer and suport his fight for freedom—a noble desire that eventually leads to the liberation of both characters.

The narrative technique here works well as Jewison is able to weave the details of the Hurricane’s past subtely yet forcefully into

Lesra’s present. The movie shifts time and perspective quite frequent­ ly but rarely, if ever, feels disjoint­ ed.

There is, however, a clear dis­ tinction between the visual feel of the movie when we are watching the Hurricane’s life and Lesra’s. The Hurricane’s world is a dark, mythic one. It’s one of a caricatured evil cop named Vincent Della Pesca (Dan Hedaya) who’s so bad that he even has extra bushy eyebrows and speaks in grunts. It’s one of rainy nights, unlit city streets, and gunfire.

It’s also one where the Hurricane is angry. In a boxing fight, we get the feeling Hurricane is not only beating the crap out of his white opponent

Tori Amos To Venus and Back Most dedicated Tori Amos fans first discovered her through her album, “Little Earthquakes,” a work that moved listeners with both her evocative melodies and her intensely personal lyrics. Many fans hoped to find the same in her new double album. To Venus and Back, yet much is missing here. The electricity purportedly driving Amos’ live shows is lost, and the original material is not only obscure, but also lacking the emotion and power of her earlier work.

Neither as moving nor as acces­ sible as earlier efforts. Tori has reached Venus, but has some trouble getting back.

Sue Krashinsky

but out of everyone who has ever hurt him, each punch rhythmically reinforced by Gil Scott Heron’s “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised” playing in the back­ ground.

Lesra’s world, by contrast, is a lighter, more optimistic one. The surrounding Canadian environment is, well eh, Canadian. Though filmed in Toronto, Canadian geese seem to appear with consis­ tent regularity, Lesra’s hosts rake leaves in June with winter coats on, and the Canada post logo is present as a cherished symbol of all that is good n’ wholesome.

Actually, it is probably because Lesra is from New Jersey (and not Saskatoon) that his hero is a boxer rather a hockey player and that his goal is liberating an impassioned black man rather than a cold Labatt blue.

With that in mind, the movie still made me a little choked up, though so did Armageddon and the series finaly of Babylon 5. The Hurricane’s story is a powerful one in both fact and fiction and any inac­ curacies in Jewison’s film are there to simply make the story more suit­ able to Hollywood. Whether you agree with this practice or not will shape what you think of the movie as a whole. Jewison is well intentioned, though certain scenes of the movie made me thankful that he graciously stepped aside from mak­ ing Malcolm X respecting Spike Lee’s argument that a white man shouldn’t be the one to do so.

Perhaps that’s a story in itself.

Beastie Boys: The Sounds of Science .

“WHOAAAAAAAAAAA A!” So sayeth the kings of racetranscending hip-hop, who, despite anything Fred Durst might suggest, preceded him by a solid 12 years. Anyway, this massive 2-disc compilation chronicles their whole illustri­ ous career, from their beer­ drinking, groupie-shagging “Fight for your right to party” younger days to their more dig­ nified, Tibet-saving recent years. To their credit, the Beasties held nothing back for this collection, which includes material covering everything from their embarrassing stoner days (“Egg Raid on Mojo,” “She’s On It,” “Brass Monkey”) to their more modem stuff (“Sabotage,” “ Root Down,” “Body Movin.”) The strength of this compilation comes with classic gems like “Something's Got to Give,” “Get it Together” and “Shake Your Rump" which bring me right back to those high school days. A great pick for the Beastie Boy virgin or those looking for some nostalgia.

—Peter Koven

Bernard Butler Friends and Lovers Dear Bernard, It took me a while to get over the '95 breakup. You were the one, “the greatest guitar player of your generation.” anti you broke my little britpop heart when you walked away from Suede just as it was about to become great. You left me disillusioned and bitter but now, five years and two solo records later, I’m ready to admit that maybe you did the right thing.

On Friends and Lovers, your latest solo album, you’ve done everything to win me back. You’ve hired my favourite sound engineer (Andy Wallace) and written the kind of songs Oasis must dream about (instead, they keep writ­ ing the same 4 songs over and over again.) Most importantly, you've brought back that dis­ tinctive Butler guitar sound, freed from Suede’s melodrama and self-importance. I used to think it was incredibly stupid to turn your back on fame and ; success over a few creative dif­ ferences, but with Friends and Lovers, you’ve shown us that it's rather admirable.

■— Marie-Helene Savard

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T he M c G ill T r ib u n e , T u e s d a y , 25 Ja n u a r y 2 0 0 0

McGill loses heartbreaker to UQTR Patriotes Redmen drop im portant division matchup but bounce back against Concordia Stingers B y J a m e s Em p r i n c h a m

In w hat was easily the biggest weekend series for the Redmen this season, McGill pulled out all stops in attempt­ ing to sweep division rivals Trois -Rivieres and Concordia.

The Redm en cam e out fired up and played like a team fully aware of what a strong perform ance could mean to their chances of bringing home their first OUA Far-East divi­ sion title since 1946.

The eq u atio n for the Redm en was sim ple: Play hard, win two gam es at the friendly (yet ex ceptionally cold) confines of McConnell Arena and assume the driver’s seat in the race for the coveted position of home-ice advan­ tage throughout the playoffs.

However, instead of serv­ ing as the co ro n atio n the Redmen were hoping for, the weekend provided a reminder that in hockey, equations are Redmen Defenceman M atthieu Boisvert takes out some frustration on a UQTR player Patrick Fok never that simple.

An outstanding goaltend­ grapes, anyone on hand to witness division title riding on the out­ quickly u p rooted though, as ing performance by UQTR all-star the goaltending clinic conducted come of the game, the play-off Luc Belanger, coupled with one on Friday night by Trois Rivières’ like atmosphere on the ice was to C ontinued on Page 22 bad line change late in the third standout netminder Luc Belanger be expected.

U O T R 2 . M c G ill 1 period of Friday n ig h t’s game can sympathize with his feelings.

Possessing a profound hatred at McGill spoiled McGill’s chances for vic­ Belanger, the stingiest goal- for one another, it wasn’t surpris­ tory despite the team’s solid all- tender in the country by almost ing that nearly every whistle was First Period 1. UQTR, Malenfant (pp) around effort. half a goal per game, stood on his proceeded by a scuffle of some ...... 3:33 (Roy, Sunderland)......

The Redmen were able to sal­ head, robbing M cG ill’s captain sort between the two teams.

Second Period vage a split in the series by icing M athieu Darche several tim es The barrage of penalties 2. McGill, Davis the Concordia Stingers 6-3 on from close range throughout the enabled M cG ill to show o ff a .....8:04 Saturday night but it was the dis­ game. strong penalty killing unit which Third Period 3. UQTR, Malenfant heartening, last minute 2-1 loss at B elanger single-handedly played the defensive box forma­ (Béty, the hands of Trois-R ivieres on made up for what was otherwise a tion to perfection and surrendered .....19:20 Hubert)............................

A -8 76 Friday that the weekend will be lacklustre effort from the rest of almost no chances. Despite play­ Shots on goal remembered for. ing six m inutes with the man the Patriotes.

The shortest forty seconds With the heated battle tied at one, the UQTR P atriotes took advantage of a sloppy McGill line change and the confusion that ensued as Dave M alenfant deflected a shot from the point past a screened Benoit Menard with just 40 seconds left in the game, giving les Patriotes a 2-1 victory and complete control of the Far East division.

The loss was an especially hard one to take for the Redmen, seeing as they by all accounts out­ played, outshot and outhit UQTR in the game.

“We show ed that we can dominate them, not that we didn’t know that before,” coach Martin Raym ond said after the game.

“The only reason those guys have been holding on to first place is because of their goalie,” While Raymond’s comments may sound lik e classic sour

“We’re very lucky to get out of here with two points. It wasn’t a great game for us but we’ll take it,” said Belanger.

It was Darche who seemed particularly frustrated with the result.

“We outplayed them, but per­ sonally I’m responsible for miss­ ing some chances. W e’ll play them again and they won’t get by u s,” said D arche, the C IA U ’s leading point-getter.

D arche is n ’t the only one who is looking forward to the next m atch and a p ossible p lay o ff series. Belanger commented upon a possible playoff series himself.

“I think it would be a great series,” he said. “W e’re the best two teams in the league and top five in the country.”

Rookie Greg Davis scored the only McGill tally of the game in the second period circling around the net and potting his 15th goal of the season from just inside the faceoff circle.

With home-ice advantage for the play-offs and a shot at the

advantage, Les Patriotes were able to muster only four shots in the entire second period.

UQTR.......

McGill......

Hollow victory The importance of the already pivotal matchup with Concordia was enhanced after Friday’s loss.

In a game marred by inces­ sant penalty calling, the Redmen showed their maturity by starting off strong, quickly jumping out to a 3-0 lead in the first period. It was apparent to all in attendance that McGill was making a con­ scious effort not to let the previ­ ous night’s heartbreaker affect their play against the Stingers.

The Redmen added to their lead seven minutes into the sec­ ond making it 4-0. Fatigue from the previous night’s game might have kicked in near the later part o f the second, how ever, as Concordia drew closer, scoring three goals in the span of five minutes at the end of the second and the start of the third.

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Rivalry brings out the best McGill-UQTR game continues to be show ' case for best hockey in Quebec

By Paul C o n n er

It was a subtle sign L’Université du Quebec à Troi Rivières, undefeated so far thi season, had just skated off the ic sporting a 1-0 lead over McGill Fans were making their way dowi from the stands as the announce summed up the first period: “Shot on goal - for the Redmen, 13; fo the Patriotes, 10.”

Then it happened. For the firs time in three years, a line-up bega to form in the men’s washroom To be precise, the last time crowd this big had watched hockey game at the McConnei Arena was February, 1997, whe these same Patriotes won the thir game of the division final an ended the Redmen’s season.

Deep-rooted rivalry .

Flash back to October, thre months ago. Mathieu Darche, sti fully dressed from practice and o the verge of being voted team cap tain, sat down for a pre-seaso interview.

The first words out of hi mouth: “I’m tired of UQTR wir ning.”

These are a pair of teams wit a storied history. They’ve met grand total of 155 times since th Patriotes started playing hockey i 1969. In that time, McGill has wo the season series only three time That’s not to say it’s been a lop

M cG ill 6. Concordia 3 at McGill First Period 1. McGill, Davis (Plourde, McClean)..................................... 4:38 2. McGill, Grenier (Darche, Gourde)........................................ 5:37 3. McGill, Shell (Lizotte, Perreault)..................................10:48 Second Period 4. McGill, Darche (Gourde)........................................................7:32 5. Concordia, Corbeil (Tilley, Juneau)......................

19:13 Third Period 6. Concordia, Labossière (Groleau, Fleury).......................................... 0:40 7. Concordia, Corbeil 2 (Tilley, Juneau)............................................ 4:17 8. McGill, Rajotte (pp) (McClean)...................................................... 6:43 9. McGill, Gourde (Darche, Bahl)............................................14:50 A - 597 Shots on goal

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Martlet Hockey Friday, 7:30 PMat McConnei Arena vs. Concrodia Martlet Basketball Friday, 6:00 PM vs. Ottawa; Sunday 2:00 PMvs. Carleton at Currie Gym. Redmen Basketball Friday, 8:00 PM vs. Ottawa; Sunday 4:00 PMvs. Carleton at Currie Gym. Redmen Volleyball Saturday, 2:00 PMvs. Laval at Currie Gym

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T he M c G ill T ribune, T uesday, 25 January 2000

How to enjoy Superbowl Sunday to the fullest Food, Television and gambling all combine to create the greatest of all unofficial holidays 3 y C h r is tia n La n d e r

With the Superbowl between he Rams and Titans taking place his Sunday in Atlanta, now is the :ime to prepare for the weekend estivities.

Television If you are doing the right thing ind hosting your own superbowl 5arty this weekend, a few rules of :onduct must be followed. First of ill, you should watch the game on i TV that is at least 25”. If worst ;omes to worst you can always rent Lbig screen TV for $550 delivered Tom places like Codell Leisure Products (737-4531).

The pre-game show is another ssue of contention, though the offi­ cial ABC pregame show will not regin until 3:00 p.m., ESPN and 3NN will both have specials that start at 11:00 a.m. It is advised that /ou watch the entire pregam e show; remember, outside of the rrobowl this is the last taste of four lown football until August.

During the game you will not,

repeat, not, recieve the much ballyhooed A m erican com m ercials.

Even if you have cable and recieve ABC on it, you will get Global TV in its stead. The reason why is that the Canadian Radio and Telecommunications Commission has dicated that if a Canadian sta­ tion is simultaneously broadcast­ ing an American program, that cable signal will be substituted on the American station slot. The rea­ son is to ensure that Canadian broadcasters which have paid for American programming are given the full ad revenue within Canada.

If you absolutely must avoid this fate there are some options. The easiest is that if you are a Bell ExpressVU or any other digital satellite system you will recieve the American broadcast if you tune into your ABC affiliate. This is because the CRTC cannot override satellite signals. The only other way around it is to try to pick up the ABC signal from its American broadcast point. But, it will be fuzzy at best.

P O R T S b rie fs INDERMANNED MARTLETS IOCKEY UPSET IN OTTAWA

M issing first line players ulie H ornsby and Sophie \cheson, the 8th ranked Martlets vere shocked by the host Ottawa 3ee-Gees on Saturday 6-4. The 3ee-Gees posted their first win of he season, with starting goalie <im-St. Pierre on the sidelines in avour of Amey Doyle. Scoring or McGill were Dana Rittmaster, Tindy-Anne Carufel, Suzie Fujiki tnd Allison Ticmanis.

Hornsby (cracked ribs) and \cheson (broken arm) are gone ndcfinitely.

"Today was a learning expeience,” said Martlets coach Peter smith. “If (Hornsby and Acheson) tad been there, we might have

won, but we w o u ld n ’t have learned anything.”

“Every loss is a disappoint­ ment, but this one was particularly disappointing, “ he continued.

"W e d id n ’t lose because o f (Amey), we got outhustlcd, they came more prepared.”

REDMEN BASKETBALL SWEPT ON THE ROAD

The McGill men’s basketball team lost two games in Ontario this weekend. The Redmen lost a 93-90 heartbreaker to the host T oronto V arsity B lues on Saturday in double overtime. This came after blowing a 38-30 half­ time lead, and as much as a 10 point lead during the second half.

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Food There are numerous options for ordering in. Dagwoods (9321570) has a superbowl special if you pick up coupons at their store located across from the Faubourg on Ste. Catherine. With those you can get three large sandwiches for the price of two. They are also holding a promotion where you can win a fully catered superbowl party if you fill out an in store ballot.

Their rival, Subway, (delivery: 334-4040) will be offering 15 per cent off subs and will also offer a special deal on a party platter.

On the pizza front, it seems only the venerable Dominos (8452222) will be offering specials this Sunday. The student special of a large pizza and three cokes for $13.50 (tax included) is far and away the best pizza deal out there.

They will also offer a two medium pizzas, twisty bread and a two litre coke for $18.99.

But ordering in is not essential to a good Superbowl Sunday.

Possible ideas for food on Sunday include tacos, tater tots, and the versatile hot dog. Of course, if you were Pat K ieran and Frederic Bernard (15 points), Kirk Reid (14 points), and Ari Hunter (11 points. 11 rebounds).

The next day in Sudbury, the Redm en fell 83-71 to the Laurcntian Voyageurs, after trail­ ing 38-34 at the half. Brady Murphy and Domenico Marcario led the way with 12 points apiece, w hile M ark R aw as and Nick Edkins each had 10 points. The Redmen are now (3-7) in league play.

M artlets lose back to BACK GAMES IN HOOPS ACTION The Martlets were also swept.

They lost 75-58 to Toronto in a match featuring 53 fouls. Colette A nderes led the way with 11 points, while Jen de Leeuw scored 9, and rookies Lysianne van der Knaap and Chccka Mitchell each had 4 points and 6 rebounds. The next day, the M artlets were pounded by Laurentian 83-52.

The Martlets' top scorers were de Leeuw (11 points) and Anderes (10 points), and Erin Mullan was M cG ill’s top rebounder with a paltry 4 boards. The Martlets are now (1-9) in league play.

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The M artlets had a great weekend in Ontario. They swept a Tri-Meet by beating host Guelph 135-95 and Waterloo 140-83 on Friday. Winning their individual events were Elaine Duranceau (200 and 400 freesty le). Beth Carmody (50 and 100 freestyle) , Lisa Virgini (50 butterfly and 50 backstroke), Heather Kwok (800 freestyle) , Sue McKay (200 but­ terfly), Kerry Cregan (200 breast­ stroke), and Tara Kuchmak (200

have a barbeque your options are significantly increased. While at the grocery store be sure to pick up chips (Lays are usually the best deal, though Ringolos are the best tasting), pop (always go with the 2L bottles over the cans), beer, and dips. The best dips for Sunday are guacamole, salsa, and onion dip.

The latter can be made by combin­ ing onion soup mix and sour cream in a container the night before the game.

A good tip for the food is to offer an array of sweets to go along with the salt of the pizza and chips.

Gummy bears, M&Ms, smarties, and skittles are good options.

bet on the game. Friends are always good for small bets, but a game of this magnitude requires a bet fitting its stature. For that, a bookie will be suffice but they can be hard to find. Off shore betting places like w w w .nasasportsbook.com and www.bowmans.com will allow you to open an account with a credit card and place any number of bets on the game - coin toss, who will score first, who will catch the first touchdown, etc. This will make the game far more enjoyable than try­ ing to balance out a Mise-au-jeu ticket with two hockey games on Saturday.

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Predictions

K irkland C olisee w ill be showing the game in one of their massive theatres on Sunday. Cage aux Sport and Champs will both have their own festivities as well.

After going an impressive 8-2 against the spread in playoff picks, my lock of the week is the under­ dog Titans to beat the spread. They have defeated the Rams already during the regular season and their defence will stop the St. Louis offence from covering that gaudy spread.

Make it interesting A true Superbowl experience is not complete without at least one backstroke). They also swept the relay races, w inning the 400 freesty le (D uranceau, Kwok, Rachel Pink, Kuchmak) and 400 medley (Virgini, Cregan, McKay. Carmody) relays. The next day in H am ilton, the wom en lost to M cM aster, but beat L aurier.

Cregan won two races, the 100 and 200 m breaststrokes. The 4 x 400 freestyle team of (Jessica Chagnon, Kwok, Pink and Allison Holden).

The Redmen split their meets losing to Guelph 121-108 and beating Waterloo 121-109. They were carried by some outstanding perform ances by a co uple of swimmers. On Friday at Guelph.

David Allard won three races, the 800 freestyle, 200 breaststroke and 2000 individual m edley, while Matt Walker won the 200 and 400 m freestyle events. The next day in Hamilton, they lost to M cM aster and beat L aurier.

Allard won the 100 and 200 m breastrokes and 200 individual medleys, while Walker won the 400 and 1500 freestyles. The 400 freesty le team o f P hilippe Leblanc, Keith Sutherland, Shane Utter and Paolo Mangalindan also won their race.

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team breezes to an EASY FINISH

McGill’s ski teams had their first race o f the season at Le M assif de Sud in the Beauce region. The McGill women domi­ nated, with Shauna Burke and Brianna Law finishing 1-2 out of 45 skiers. Lauren Head was 1 Ith. The top McGill finishers on the men’s side were Dave Prchal (7th out of 69), lan McKnight (l3th) and Des Kingsford ( 15th).

F igure skating eigth at WESTERN ONTARIO At the Western Invitational, the Martlets finished 8th out of 10 teams. M cGill’s highlight came from Alice Ham, who won gold in the intermediate singles category .

Other top finishers were Kinsley Wilson (4th, Senior A singles).

Laura Spelt/. (5th, senior solo dance) and A m elia M cM ahon (6th, senior B singles).

M cG ill-adidas athletes of the week Redm en sw im m er David Allard is the male athlete of the week. Allard won all six races that he competed in over the weekend in O ntario in a couple o f TriMeets. Last year’s McGill male athlete-of-the-year won a 800 m freestyle, a 100 m breaststroke, and both 200 breaststroke and 200 individual medley events he com­ peted in.

Martlet Shaunna Burke, a U2 Psychology student, finished first in Women’s giant slalom at Le Massif de Sud. The victory helped to put McGill in an early first place lead in league. The twentyyear old sophomore, from Pointe Claire, PQ, was also part of the Canadian national team that went to the World University Games in Czechoslovakia last year where she finished 30th overall.

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Martlets defeated twice in weekend action Laval and Montreal assert themselves while McGill watches national ranking tum ble

By Peter Skaw inski

The McGill Martlets volley­ ball team came up short at Currie Gym last Saturday afternoon against the country’s third ranked team, the Laval Rouge-et-Or. Laval won the best of five set match three sets to one by scores of 25-16, 2426, 25-14 and 25-16.

Several tim es, the eighthranked Martlets had strong momen­ tum but failed to keep it long enough to clinch the sets. Facing a strong Laval lineup, their failure to capitalize consistently for long enough proved to be costly.

Martlet head coach Rachèle Beliveau explained the reasons for McGill’s loss.

“Laval has a steady play,” she said. “We could not be consistent [enough] throughout the match.”

Oftentimes the Martlets started off the set strong only to loosen up midway. The first set is a case in point. McGill took an 8-6 lead, and was tied with Laval 14-14, only to eventually lose 25-16.

The second set, however, was all to the glory of the McGill squad. The Martlets took advantage of numerous unforced errors from Laval to win the set 26-24.

“We varied our aim in the set.

We varied the angles to beat L aval.” said Anouk Lapointe, who scored the last two winning points for McGill with spikes from close to the net.

M a r i e Andrée Lessard and Marie-Claude Ferland, the team ’s captain, also played key roles in McGill second set clinch.

Ferland, who had nine digs and eight kills, gave the necessary con­ sistent offence, whereas Lessard, M artlets volleyball can't stop the nation's top flite teams Crystal wreden with 16 digs and often enough. Our play would 14 kills, was often playing for two 14 and 25-16 respectively.

After the game Beliveau noted improve [as a result].”

Martlets. Overall, the McGill set a Laval is a team that has the team record with a 2.59 passing that her team has steadily improved throughout the year, and it showed necessary depth and enough talent ratio.

The third and fourth sets saw against the tough and experienced to be able to adapt itself well to changing play conditions. These Laval dominate the play. In both Laval side.

“Our team ’s depth will characteristics are som ething sets Laval started off with big leads before the M artlets rallied to increase with tim e,” she said. McGill should continue to acquire reduce the margins. However, each “ [Let’s not] forget that Laval’s as the team’s mosaic matures. And, time it was not enough and a little lineup was the same for four years. as the second set of Saturday’s too late. McGill lost those sets 25- They know each other’s reactions. game shows, McGill has the right It’s too bad we don’t play them ingredients to make it work.

Last week’s straight set win against another nationally ranked team , the U niversité de S herbrooke’s V ert-et-O r, put McGill decisively in Canada’s top ten volleyball teams. This week’s antes were raised considerably higher against Université de Laval, that is from a seventh ranked team to a third ranked one.

The Martlets have also adapt­ ed to the new scoring system , implemented this season. The team scores a point for each play won (and not only when they serve), and each set runs to 25 points instead of 15 points.

In terms of the scoring system Lapointe remarked that “It forces us (the Martlets) to come out strong right away from the start.”

On Sunday, the M artlets dropped a five-set match on the road to the Université de Montréal Carabins, losing 3-2 (18-25, 21-25, 25-23, 25-20, 17-15). They took a 2-0 lead in sets, only to lose the last three.

The losses drop the Martlets’ season record in the tough Quebec conference, which includes four of the nation’s top ten ranked teams, to 4-5, and puts them behind Montreal in the battle for second place.

The difficult life of a European Football fan in Montreal B y Ed v a r d G l ü c k s m a n

Just like a language can be lost through foreign immersion, so too can the passion for a sport. Or can it? Soccer, otherwise known as the ‘most popular sport in the world,’ is best used to test this theory.

Coming from Europe to North America, I got a true insight on how to deal with losing something that occupied much of my time.

Going to games, watching them on TV, listening on the radio, and reading about all the happenings of the European soccer scene were a big part of most of my surround­ ings.

I arrived in M ontreal and noticed that suddenly it was over, complete and utter exclusion from the sport. The soccer culture just simply is not the same — it’s prac­ tically nonexistant.

However, follow ing the European game has turned out to be easier than originally thought.

Even though I experienced a big disappointm ent in the way the

game is viewed here in Canada. So where does one follow European soccer? How do I know my favorite team’s results weekly?

The obvious answer lies on the Internet — thousands of web sites at one’s disposal, all competing to give the best information, pictures, sounds, and even video highlights.

The European soccer fan can rest assured that he or she will know the scores, see the standings and read amply about games from sites such as cnn.com , bbc.co.uk, uefa.com and of course, from their favorite team’s respective official web sites.

But it is not the same. I no longer go to the Constant Van Den Stock Stadium in Brussels, home of RSC Anderlecht. I miss the yearn­ ing to see the games, ‘live’ the games, and the comfort of spending the week talking about the game with family and friends. No more trips to England and France to see soccer. The possibility is gone.

Of course, there are hundreds of good sports magazines around

on the m arket today. The best European ones belong to the “European Sports M agazines” including World Soccer of England, Der Kicker of Germany, Foot Magazine of Belgium and of course, the famous La Gazzetta dello Sport of Italy. These are available here in Montreal, a little delayed maybe, but here.

Attitudes towards sport are significantly different here in Canada. Entertainment out-competes passion in the events that I have attended or followed on TV. Hockey games at the M olson Centre seem catered towards onegame fans, with louder cheering for fights than for goals or quality play. This is what differentiates the two continents. The “WWF-mentality” is ever-apparent in North American sport.

To describe the European view tow ards its peo p les’ favourite sport, a quote from legendary Scottish coach Bill Shankly is appropriate: “Some people think football is a m atter of life and

death.. .1 can assure them it is much more serious than that.”

The difference cannot be viewed as negative or positive, just culture-based. That is not to say that the North Am ericans are ‘false’ sports fans as there are no bigger ones around. The multicul­ tural dim ension of sport will always be there, it is and always has been, one of the outstanding aspects and therefore it is under­ standable that it will be looked upon by so many in so many ways.

When Europeans do use the North American attitude towards sports, the results are highly con­ troversial. A good example would be the recent Soccer World Club Cham pionships held in Brazil.

M anchester U nited, English Prem iership, FA Cup, and Cham pions League (European Champions) winners from last year had to choose between participat­ ing in this year's traditional FA Cup back in England or making the financial and ‘glamorous’ choice of flying to Brazil to compete with

what is meant to be the elite of world soccer.

The results of this ‘Americanization’ of soccer were absolutely devastating. Most of the games turned out to be outright boring, fan support was deceiving and poetically, Manchester United performed dismally. Conclusions to draw are the obvious: You can’t make of a sport what is not there.

So I continue to sit and watch the scores change on the Internet.

Saturday and Sunday afternoons will always involve European soc­ cer results, even here in Montreal. I continue to go down to the Molson Centre to watch hockey, rumors that say the fans love the game, jusr that the arena has quieted them down. I wait for the passion to arrive.

When it comes to the world’s m ost popular sport, here in Montreal we see that the Atlantic Ocean isn't the only gap between the continents.

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T he M c G ill T r ibu n e , T u esd a y , 25 Jan u ary 2000

Redmen and UQTR rivalry unmatched Redmen and Patriotes have both risen to the top of the CIAU recently last Friday’s, UQTR its fourth-best netminder, Benoit The historic rivalry C ontinued from page 19 sided rivalry. Since joining the Ontario University Athletics con­ ference in 1987, the Redmen have a league record of 177-101-31 to UQTR’s 232-51-26.

Each was been ranked in the national top ten at least once in each of the thirteen years they have been in the league.

But never in that time has McGill passed them by and won a division title. It’s hock­ ey ’s version of the expression alw ays a bride’s maid, never a bride.

Menard.

In all, five of the top ten scor­ ers in the nation were playing at

For McGill, UQTR is the hur­ dle they must conquer. Every year,

Two quality teams Each tim e these two play, it’s the best game of the season.

The play is aggressive, the passing is crisp, and the tempo and intensity Redmen math: 1 Dave Gourde + 3 Stingers = a 6-3 McGill rebound win is much higher then all the team talks about the same other league games.

M cConnell on Friday and it thing— w inning against the Just look into the numbers. In showed. A total of 70 shots were Patriotes. In the recent past, it was the past five years, both have con­ fired in the game, at least half-asomething of a mental block. A sistently had players among the top dozen of which were on the break­ good McGill squad would travel five in scoring and goaltending away or with a two-on-one attack. into Trois-Rivières and promptly nation-wide.

On this night, jeers and cheers over leave town with a 7-3 score in the Friday night’s game was no action on the ice overshadowed loss colum n. In M ontreal, the exception. On the visitor’s side both the in-house band and the var­ games were always tight. was the country’s top goaltender, ious screams during pizza give­ The year these two teams last Luc Belanger and its second-lead­ aways - by a long shot. faced off in the playoffs, 1996-97, ing scorer, Philippe Tremblay. The the season series was tied at 2-2-1 home team featured Canada’s top coming into that final game at point-getter, Mathieu Darche and McConnell. In a game not unlike

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came away with a 7-6 victory.

“I don’t know if this memory is going to pass someday,” Pierre Gendron, McGill’s lead­ ing scorer that year said after the loss.

Only two weeks before, McGill had shut out the P atriotes for only the sec­ ond time in series history.

The last three years have seen much of the same. For two seasons, M cGill was supposed to be in a rebuilding stage while UQTR was to win the nation­ al cham pi­ onship. Neither came to Patrick Fok fruition, setting the stage for 1999-00.

UQTR won the first two regu­ lar season games of the year, 6-3 and 2-1. A fter the latter game, UQTR’s coach admitted they were outplayed by McGill.

Friday night’s game was a lot of the same. The home team simply outplayed a lackadaisical opponent, only to be beaten by Dave Malenfant with 40 seconds to play.

A fter the game, as the players shook hands, Darche and Belanger stood and chatted at centre ice.

“We’ve never been dominated like that,” Belanger said.

And so it continues. Always, for McGill, one step away.

Redmen head coach Martin Raymond summed it up nicely.

“They’ve been playing with fire,” he said. “The longer you play with fire, the better chance you’ll get burnt.”

“There’s nothing that can stop us now except Belanger.”

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McGill regrouped and glided to a 6-3 v icto ry , in w hat was in essence a must win game for the Redm en if are still intent on obtaining home-ice advantage for the play-offs.

D avid Gourde, who posted two points in the victory and was named the game’s first star, touched upon the importance of the team keep­ ing its co n cen tratio n on Concordia and posting the win, seeing as a short term lapse in focus might have been expected considering the circumstances.

“C onfidence w ise, it was very important,” If you lose two games in a row it can start you on a bad roll,” said Gourde,” You can’t play a team like Concordia thinking about last night’s game.

You can’t live in the past.”

Posting a 3-1 record on this hom estand, the Redm en now head out on the road for a game against the Ottawa Gee-Gees, a team the Redmen beat 7-0 in their last meeting. The Redmen must continue to win games against lesser opponents if they want their final regular season matchup with UQTR on February 19 to mean anything.

Les Patriotes now lead the Redmen by three points and have one gam e in hand, and w ith B elanger betw een the pipes, th e y ’ll be hard to catch. Yet despite not having beaten UQTR in 6 matches dating back to 1998, the Redm en seem unfazed by their lack of success against les Patriotes.

“I t’s ju st a m atter of time before we beat th em ,” coach R aym ond stressed adam antly after the game. “Just a matter of time.”

The Redmen can only hope that next time the equation adds up.

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McGill athletes fare well at McGill Invitational Ali Kahn and Hayashi both win races in preparation for the CIAU Nationals L isa C arney, E laine Penny, Sarah Ali- Khan, According to track and field and Kate Neligan head coach Dennis Barrett, luck is led the gold som ething th at happens when m edal rush for preparation meets opportunity. By McGill. Neligan, any definition, Yohsuke Hayashi in particular, ran and Sarah Ali-Khan had the luck an explosive final of the Irish this past weekend. leg.

At the M cGill Invitational Neligan meet on Saturday, Hayashi and seem ed to have Ali-Khan were in great form, both benefitted greatly cap tu rin g gold m edals in the from the trip that 1000m event. She gained further saw much of the honours by helping lead the team head to 4x400m and 4x800m relay teams California for the to victory. For her performance Christmas break.

Ali- Khan was named female ath­ "It was a lete of the meet. great chance to For his part, Hayashi staked a enjoy top rate small lead in the first quarter of fa c ilitie s and McGill athletes watch months o f training pay o ff in competition the men's 1000m race. With two Julie Fishman coach­ laps remain­ ing," described Neligan. B arrett said about his athletes. keeping to his motto, is going to ing that lead "B rett M acFarlane, "Not just in the medal category. A continue to stress the importance had grown Canadian National team lot of new personal bests were set of preparation for his runners. If su b stantial­ B arrett's coaching philosophy coach, w orked with us here today." ly.

This The strong effort put forth by holds true, gold in the form of (the sprinters) a lot." allowed The m en's 4x800m the team pleased the coach, per­ medals could await McGill track Haydshi to relay team also posted easily fend im pressive resu lts. o ff the late C om prised of Jeff c h a rg in g Wagner, Cyril Anderson, S e b a s tie n Ryan Beaton, and Benoit O u ellet of Lebeau, the team battled Sherbrooke. back from an early "I knew d eficit.

They were that there rewarded with the silver were strong medal for their efforts. people ra c ­ On a day w here ing today," much of the focus was on Hayashi the track events, Dawn commented.

Creighton of the Martlets "I was in the quietly captured the inner lane, bronze medal in the long so I knew jum p. Her best jum p that I had to Track and Field: N ot just running fast Julie Fishman marked 10.52 metres. get out early F urther strength o f the 1500m race, an event which she before I got trapped."

Hayashi, despite his strong also won last week. However, she Martlet team resided in the long showing in front of the hometown contributed to the Martlets victo­ distance categories. Carly Moher crowd, sees room for im prove­ ries in the 4x400m and the challenged for the lead much of the way in the 1500 metre compe­ 4x800m relays. ment.

In the 4x800m relay, Carly tition. Moher was able to capture "I need to work on my pac­ The field house saw real photo finishes ing. I tend to slow down near the Moher gained an early advantage the silver medal for McGill. In the Julie Fishman middle of the races," remarked the during the first 800 m etres. 3000 m etre event, G enevieve 3rd year Mechanical Engineering R unning second, G enevieve Shurtleff finished just short of a student. "I need to get into my Shurtleff continued to expand on medal. She placed fourth with a haps even more than usual. After athletes in their upcoming events. a season o f m uch ad v ersary , own world. That will help me the lead. Elaine Penny then took time of 10:41.28.

-The Martlets finished fourth Barrett is glad to see some posi­ maintain the focus that I have at over for the third leg, and held off a strong Sherbrooke runner. This of 12 teams, with Western win­ tive aspects emerging. the start of the race."

Track and Field, "From a coaching perspec­ On the women's side of the kept the race close, enabling Ali- ning the women's portion. The Basketball, Hockey, 1000m com petition, Sarah Ali- Khan to take control and complete Redmen finished in seventh out of tive, I am pretty down about this the gold the 13 team s, behind w inners year. We have been decimated by Volleyball and injuries and walkaways. (Like dis­ Sherbrooke. me d a l swimm ing are all in full For the m ost part, Coach tance runner Tony "Schiavone" effort.

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Khan's gold medal time marked a more than four second improve­ ment over her win last week in Sherbrooke.

"I was really nervous before­ hand," Ali-Khan said. "I really shouldn't have been. It is just a case of getting used to it."

The Martlet runner certainly did not show any external signs of her anxiety. Running well ahead of the pack throughout the race, Ali-Khan crossed the line nearly seven seconds ahead of the second place finisher.

"It was a nice to have the McGill fans behind me," said AliKhan. "It is also a lot of fun when all the other girls on the team are doing well."

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