The McGill Tribune Vol. 31 Issue 22

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The Students’ Society of Mc­ Gill University (SSMU) will host an exceptional referendum period from April 10 to April 16, featuring a question regarding QPIRG’s exis­ tence and a question that would re­ quire motions passed at General As­ semblies (GAs) to be ratified online via referendum.

QPIRG’s Memorandum of Agreement (MoA), a document that determines the relationship between QPIRG and the administration, will

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expire May 31,2012. For QPIRG to be able to renew it, students must vote in favour of QPIRG’s existence in a referendum.

Earlier this semester, the ad­ ministration invalidated a referen­ dum question posed by QPIRG in the fall, noting that the question did not follow the SSMU constitution because it asked students to sup­ port two separate issues in a single question—the existence of the or­ ganization and their student fees be­ coming non-optoutable online.

Deputy Provost (Student Life and Learning) Morton Mendelson wrote in an email to the Tribune

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that QPIRG developed their special referendum question in accordance with the suggestions of the admin­ istration. Rather than dealing with two issues, the new question will only ask students to support the ex­ istence of the organization. QPIRG’s student fee will remain opt-outable online.

“The question being asked [by QPIRG] is based on a suggestion by the administration for a clear ques­ tion on continuance, but there was some back-and-forth between the administration and QPIRG regard­ ing the preamble,” he wrote.

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dum period ended last week, the SSMU Constitution provides the provision for an exceptional referen­ dum period when a motion for such a period is passed by a 2/3 majority in Council. Like regular referenda, quorum for this exceptional referen­ da will be 15 per cent of the student body.

Following the invalidation of the fall referendum, QPIRG was in negotiations with the McGill admin­ istration throughout the beginning of the winter semester. The motion for a special referendum period was moved by four SSMU councilors, citing QPIRG’s situation as the main

reason for this exceptional period.

“McGill notified QPIRG on the 8th of March, 2012, that they would not extend the current [MoA] until the Fall 2012 semester in order for QPIRG to reasonably obtain another referendum vote,” the motion reads.

“This notification came after the Winter 2012 referendum period had already closed.”

According to the motion, the administration suggested that an ex­ ceptional referendum period would be QPIRG’s “only option.”

Mendelson wrote that it is necessary for QPIRG to go to refSee “EXCEPTIONAL” on page 2

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SSMU Council discusses AUS GA A U S

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Ellie Marshal was present during the discussion and expressed her disap­ pointment in the way the AUS han­ Last Thursday’s Students’ Soci­ dled the situation on Tuesday. ety of McGill University’s (SSMU) “We had to provide use of our legislative council opened with a personal equipment without notice,” discussion of the SSMU executives’ Marshal said. “We were subject to open letter to the Arts Undergradu­ verbal reprimand of our service and ate Society (AUS), which addressed in [Leacock] 132 at one point I was the poor organization and commu­ pushed. Our student services were nication before and during the AUS mistreated for the AUS’ benefit.”

Moreover, because the seven •General Assembly (GA) last Tues­ day. members of TVM were running tech The letter, published online in support, they were unable to exer­ the McGill Daily and the Tribune, cise their voting rights as members expressed the executive’s frustration of AUS. with the AUS’ “poor planning” and AUS president Jade Calver their disrespect towards such groups was also present in the gallery and as Student Television at McGill formally apologized to SSMU and (TVM), who were asked last minute TVM on the behalf of the AUS. Council passed a motion to to provide technical support, and the Muslim Students’ Association, who commit the discussion of the letter were asked to leave their club space to the executive committee, with the in an attempt to accommodate more goal of drafting a response by Sun­ day. In response to the challenges students in the building.

The letter was signed by VP In­ faced by the AUS GA, Council also ternal Todd Plummer and VP Clubs discussed possible alternate venues for the upcoming Special General & Services Carol Fraser.

“We don’t want this to become Assembly of SSMU on March 28, a press war in any way,” Fraser said. in case more students attend than “This letter was not meant to be a anticipated.

In other business, during ques­ personal attack against any mem­ tion period at the beginning of the bers of the AUS exec.”

Not all members of council meeting, Daniel Wolfe, U3 politi­ agreed with the language used in cal science and Middle East studies, the letter. Arts representative Isa­ brought forward a petition signed belle Bi said some of the letter was by approximately 1,000 students derogatory, including the statement to renew Chinese restaurant Tikithat council was “disgusted by [the Ming’s lease in the SSMU building.

AUS’] sense of entitlement.” Fraser SSMU President Maggie Knight responded by explaining that kick­ said that SSMU Council had decid­ ing a student club out of their space ed not to renew the contract but was had “crossed a line.” TVM president not at liberty to discuss it openly.

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“There was a substantial law­ suit against SSMU in the past re­ garding tenant negotiations ... it’s not a light issue in terms of being able to talk about it ... I can’t re­ ally say anything else other than that there is no intention to reconsider the decision at this point,” Knight said.

Council also passed a motion to hold an exceptional referendum period this semester to facilitate a referendum for QPIRG to renew their Memorandum of Agreement (MoA), an agreement that deals with the organization’s fee collection and lease. QPIRG ran a referendum that addressed this issue in the fall, but the administration invalidated the results earlier this semester for ad­ dressing two issues in one question.

QPIRG was in negotiations with the administration over the de­ cision, but were notified that McGill would not extend the MoA until Sep­ tember in order to allow the group to run a fall referendum. Because this notification occurred only after the Winter Referendum had closed, QPIRG’s only option to renew the MoA was to request an exceptional referendum period.

A motion to ask a referendum question that would make resolu­ tions passed at the SSMU GA sub­ ject to a mandatory online ratifica­ tion process, as well as increasing quorum to 15 per cent of the soci­ ety’s membership, was also passed

by Council.

Campaigning for this referen­ dum period will start April 3, and polling will run April 10-16.

Exceptional ref. continued from COVER erendum “to confirm McGill stu­ dents’ support for the continuance of QPIRG.” Kira Page, member of QPIRG’s Board of Directors, said the decision to request a special referendum pe­ riod was difficult for members of the organization to make.

“We were weighing the options of continuing to push the adminis­ tration [in negotiations], with the potential of losing our funding at the end of May,” Page said. “[But] we decided that it was really important to us to continue to support the proj­ ects that we had going right now and all the student activities that QPIRG funds. If we went for the special referendum period we’d be able to continue that for at least a few more years.”

CKUT ran a question in the winter referendum to become nonoptoutable, but it did not pass.

CKUT will not be running a referen­ dum question during the exceptional period, according to Myriam Zaidi, undergraduate representative to the CKUT board. She noted that the board of CKUT has not met since the end of the winter referendum period.

After running a question simi­ lar to QPIRG’s in the fall referen­ dum period and similarly having their results invalidated by the ad­ ministration, CKUT successfully negotiated for the administration to recognize their existence.

“We’re negotiating our MoA right now and that’s going well, so we didn’t think of running another question during the special referen­ dum period,” Zaidi said. “If we run

another question, it will be during the regular referendum period.”

In addition to QPIRG’s refer­ endum question, the exceptional pe­ riod will also include a question that would require resolutions passed at SSMU GAs to be ratified online.

The referendum question would set quorum for GA ratifications to 15 per cent of the student body. “[Currently] as little as 100 stu­ dents can vote on a resolution that would affect more than 25,000 stu­ dents,” the text of the motion reads, “an online voting system would allow students to participate in the democratic process, which would produce a decision more representa­ tive of the Society.”

SSMU President Maggie Knight said that she is not aware of SSMU having held an exceptional referendum period in previous years.

“It may be a tough time of year to ensure a good turnout, but with two important questions on the ballot we’ll do our best,” she said.

“Additionally, both questions have the potential to be controversial, so I hope everyone will conduct them­ selves with integrity during the cam paign period.”

Page is unsure of QPIRG’s plan of action should students not sup­ port QPIRG’s existence in the spe­ cial referendum.

“I’m not really sure [what we’d do],” she said. “There are a bunch of different options and I guess we’ll get there when we get there.”

—Additional reporting by Car­ olina Milldn Ronchetti

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Josh Redel wins SSMU presidency by 23 votes Q u e s tio n

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really excited that I had a big sup­ port group out and a really awesome Managing Editor campaign team, and obviously it made the difference.”

Voter turnout was 29.1 per The position of President of the Student Society of McGill Univer­ cent, eight per cent higher than last sity (SSMU) was decided by just 23 year.

“I’m glad we had a good turn­ votes in the winter referendum, an­ nounced on March 14 in Gerts. With out, it’s better than last year ... and 40.9 per cent of the vote, Engineer­ better than even two years ago which ing Undergraduate Society President was the last time it was more con­ Josh Redel defeated Shyam Patel, tentious,” current SSMU President current SSMU VP Finance and Op­ Maggie Knight said. “It’s good that erations, who received 40.5 per cent we had so many candidates [and] no uncontested positions.” of the vote.

“I thought it would be close, I “I feel very happy. It was an extremely close race and I think didn’t think it would be that close,” that speaks [volumes],” Redel said. she commented on the race between “I have a lot of work to do but I’m Redel and Patel.

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The position of VP Internal had the most candidates, with seven in the competition. Michael Spzejda won the position with 18 per cent of the vote. Christina Sfeir came in a close second, with 15 per cent of the vote.

Robin Reid-Fraser was elected VP External with 37.8 per cent of the vote and Haley Dinel won the position of VP University Affairs with 33.8 per cent of the vote. JP Briggs won VP Finance and Opera­ tions with 37 per cent of the vote, and with 46.5 per cent of the vote, VP Clubs and Services went to Al­ lison Cooper.

Winning candidates seemed overjoyed and the crowd cheered

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with each winner. Cooper appeared overwhelmed by the results. When asked how she felt, she only said, “That’s a good question.”

In addition to the SSMU ex­ ecutive elections, the results of the seven referenda questions were an­ nounced. All of the referenda ques­ tions passed with ‘Yes’ votes except for CKUT’s question, which asked whether its student fee should be­ come non-optoutable. The question failed, with 49.2 per cent of voters answering ‘No.’ “I’m feeling pretty rotten about it because throughout this cam­ paign—[to] which we gave every­ thing—there was not a single ar­ ticulated voice of opposition,” Niko

Block, chair of the ‘Yes’ committee and undergraduate representative to the Board of Directors of CKUT said of the result.

“It means that we’re going to have to continue struggling with def­ icits, we’re going to have to struggle continuing to pay our employees a fair living wage at CKUT, [and] we’re going to struggle to meet our basic expenses for the next little while,” he said.

The option to run a referendum question in the next fall semester is a possibility, however CKUT has yet to discuss what its next step will be —Additional reporting by Car olina Milldn Ronchetti

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Motion to strike defeated a t AUS General Assembly U n e x p e c te d

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Erica Friesen and Carolina Millan Ronchetti News Editors

Arts undergraduates voted against entering an unlimited student strike at a special General Assembly (GA) held on Tuesday, March 13.

The motion, which was defeated by a vote of 609 to 495 and included 16 abstentions, would have allowed the Arts Undergraduate Society (AUS) to join the Quebec-wide student strike against tuition fee increases.

The GA was scheduled to begin at 6:00 p.m. but was delayed for three hours because the booked room, the SSMU cafeteria, did not have the capacity for all students who wished to attend.

By 6:30 p.m., the lineup, con­ sisting of well over 1,000 students, extended from the Shatner Univer­ sity Centre to the Schulich Library of Science and Engineering.

In the ensuing hours, the AUS opened the SSMU Ballroom, EUS Common Room, and Thomson House to accommodate the students.

Many students waited a few hours in the cold before they were relocated.

“I think it was a bit disappoint­ ing because [people] keep saying that they want more students to participate democratically, but then

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we realize that they don’t have the means in place,” U1 student Colleen Alkalay-Houlihan said. AlkalayHoulihan arrived early at 5:45 p.m. and waited for three hours.

At about 8:30 p.m., students in line, as well as those accommo­ dated in the EUS Common Room and Thomson House, were moved to Leacock 132.

AUS president Jade Calver said that the AUS had not expected the huge turnout.

“We had considered [the pos­ sibility of needing more rooms], but we honestly were not expecting this much of an overflow,” Calver said.

The AUS GA officially began at 9:00 p.m. and was livestreamed to the SSMU Ballroom and Leacock 132 through TVM. After the agenda was approved, the movers of the motion to strike presented their mo­ tion and addressed its implications for the McGill community.

“We’re not fighting with the McGill administration over this one, we’re fighting along with every other Quebec student against the tuition hikes, and we’re fighting against the government,” Amber Gross, co-mover of the motion, said.

Afterwards, the assembly heard three students in favour of the mo­

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tion and three students against.

Student Brendan Edge said that the students who attended the GA were not an adequate representation of the AUS, and that voting in favour of a strike would misrepresent the stu­ dents’ will.

“I am not going to put my edu­ cation on the line,” Edge said. “I am not going to put my summer job on the line for this.”

Those in favour of the strike, however, pointed out that an un­ limited student strike in Quebec has never caused the cancellation of a semester.

Although speaker Ben Lerer re­ ceived five amendments to the mo­ tion, students voted in favour of vot­ ing on the motion to strike without further debate.

“I thought a large part [of why] they voted to cut debate was because everyone who was at the GA had already made a decision,” AlkalayHoulihan said.

Students then voted on the mo­ tion to strike. The results from all three rooms were pooled. Shortly before 11 p.m., Lerer announced that the motion had been defeated with 495 students for the strike, 609 against, and 16 abstentions. After the motion was defeated, all three

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rooms holding the GA quickly emp­ tied. Although there was a motion to remove speaker Lerer, the motion failed because Lerer had not violated the voting procedure.

Students then voted against adjourning the GA, and the remain­ ing students relocated to the SSMU cafeteria. However, the GA’s at­ tendance dropped to 119 members, less than the quorum of 150 people, which meant that further motions could only be passed by the assem­ bly as a consultative body. The as­ sembly finally moved to adjourn the meeting at 11:30 p.m.

Gross said she was frustrated

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by the lack of co-ordination between the different rooms and the AUS’ unpreparedness for the large number of students who attended.

“Obviously it was disappoint­ ing ... that the vote was so close and it ultimately failed, but 44 per cent of arts students voted in favour of strik­ ing,” she said. “I was really excited to see how many people came out.

The fact that we had a line stretching all the way across campus was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen on McGill campus.”

—For full story, visit wwwmcgilltribune.com

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Yesterday, members of the Social Work Student Association (SWSA) picketed outside of Wilson Hall, the building that houses the School of Social Work.

Members of the SWSA voted in favour of an unlimited general strike at a General Assembly (GA) held on March 14. With 47 in favour, 29 against, and one abstention, the final vote represented a 61 per cent ma­ jority, and made the SWSA the first McGill faculty association to join the Quebec-wide unlimited student strike.

About a dozen social work stu­ dents and other students in solidarity set up the picket lines at 7:30 a.m. yesterday morning and remained there until 2:30 p.m., holding signs and encouraging students not to go to class.

“We chose a soft picket line in the GA because we’re not too com­ fortable with confrontation and we didn’t want to create conflict,” Ari­

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Most professors held class de­ spite the lowered attendance, added Jade Mathieu, SWSA internal coor­ dinator. During the day, some stu­ dents crossed the picket lines.

“We’ve been encouraging them not to, and we’ve been explaining why they shouldn’t,” she said. “At the end of the day, it’s really too bad that they’re not respecting the deciision made by the student body in a GA that they were invited to.”

A smaller number of students are expected to picket today, as many social work students have fieldwork on Tuesdays. However, Duplessis expects pickets to be ac­ tive after Wednesday.

On Monday, March 26, the GA will reconvene to vote on whether to renew the unlimited strike.

“The strike motion [passed on March 14] included a provision to have future revisions pass by a simple majority vote of 50 per cent plus 1,” Radney Jean-Claude and Echo Parent-Racine, VP externals

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for SWSA, wrote in a press release.

Both VP externals cited a com­ mitment to social equity, justice, and advocacy as factors that compelled their faculty to join the unlimited strike, although they recognized that there are certain risks in pursuing an unlimited strike, as enumerated in recent emails sent by the administra­ tion.

“I am in opposition of the tu­ ition hikes and I fully support an un­ limited strike,” first year social work student Leah Freeman said. “As fu­ ture social workers, we try to abide by the Code of Ethics stipulated by the Canadian Association of Social Workers.”

“From this perspective, as so­ cial workers we feel that tuition hikes are in opposition to social justice as they will create barriers for individuals and reduce choice especially to those who are already marginalized, disadvantaged, and vulnerable,” she added.

This sentiment was echoed by the VP externals, who, as spokes­ persons for the council as a whole.

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suggested that the values embodied by the social work profession com­ pelled them to pursue an unlimited strike for the purposes of attaining greater social justice and accessibil­ ity to education.

“It is appropriate that the under­ graduate social work students voted in favour for an unlimited strike, in order to promote the belief that edu­ cation is a right and not a privilege, while taking a firm stand against the upcoming tuition increase initiated by the Quebec government,” JeanClaude and Parent-Racine wrote in their press release.

According to the press release, other motions and amendments of note included “exempting] the strike from affecting the fieldwork placement.” Motions to have a mo­ bilization committee and a voluntary demonstration were also passed.

At the time of publication, the faculty of social work was unavail­ able for comment. However, McGill stated in an email to students that it does not recognize these motions as strikes but as boycotts, and classes

will continue as usual.

“I hope that we have the resolve to continue for as long as the Liberal Government seeks to increase barri­ ers to education and so long as the McGill administration continues to lobby against the interest of the stu­ dents,” Freeman said regarding the duration of the strike.

“We have strength in numbers.

If students do not show up to class, what can teachers really do?” she added.

In addition, about 25 stu­ dents from the Association des étudiant(es) en langue et literature françaises inscrit(es) aux études su­ périeures (ADELFIES) gathered in front of the Arts Building yesterday following a March 16 vote to go on strike for five days.

On March 23, ADELFIES will vote on whether to renew the strike.

—Additional reporting by Car­ olina Millan Ronchetti

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Board of Governors discusses McGillLeaks, asbestos P r in c ip a l

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On March 13, the McGill Board of Governors (BoG) convened for its fifth meeting of the academic year to discuss topics of interest to the com­ munity, including McGillLeaks, the possibility of a student strike, and the internal investigation launched on asbestos research.

Chair of the Board Stuart Cobbett began the open session of the meeting by congratulating the senior administration on “an exceptional job dealing with a number of differ­ ent situations” this past year.

In her address to the board, Principal Heather Munroe-Blum described McGillLeaks as “a very serious breach of confidentiality.”

Several weeks ago, a group called McGillLeaks published confiden­ tial documents from the Office of

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Development and Alumni Relations to the web. The university has orga­ nized a police investigation on the matter, and the website has since been taken down.

“We have taken immediate and aggressive measures to get to the bottom of [the issue],” MunroeBlum said. “We have received many supportive calls from alumni friends and donors, expressing appreciation for [being informed of the situation] and reaffirming their confidence in the university.”

Dean of Medicine David Eidelman reported on the status of an internal investigation looking into the effects of the Quebec asbestos industry on McGill research into the health effects of asbestos. The inves­ tigation was launched on Feb. 9 fol­ lowing a controversy that included a CBC documentary suggesting that the asbestos industry affected research conducted by Professor J.

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Corbett McDonald, and a concerned letter to sent to McGill University by anti-asbestos activists and doctors asking for an independent investiga­ tion.

Eidelman noted that the internal investigation was organized within 12 hours of the CBC documentary’s release. He added that Professor Re­ becca Führer, who is conducting the investigation, was expected to finish the inquiry by the end of last week.

“Once we have [her results], we will make a decision on [whether to call the] Research Integrity Officer,” Eidelman added. The Research In­ tegrity Officer would then conduct further investigations on the matter.

Eidelman further noted that at the time that McDonald’s research started, the Canadian government was not funding asbestos research and investigations could only be funded through the industry.

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and Learning) Morton Mendelson then gave his annual report on stu­ dent life and learning. Mendelson’s term will end in 2013, and according to Provost Anthony Masi, the uni­ versity is in the process of review­ ing and redefining the portfolio. The process has included meetings with every organization that reports to the Deputy Provost and with individual student association executives.

“We’re reviewing the position [to] help in the search for the next Deputy Provost (Student Life and Learning),” Masi said.

“We broke new ground at Mc­ Gill by creating this portfolio,” Masi added.

The Quebec student movement was also addressed during the meet­ ing. Munroe-Blum noted that the majority of McGill students had not yet voted on whether to stop attend­ ing classes as a form of protest to the province’s expected tuition fee in­

creases. The BoG meeting occurred at the same time that the General Assembly held by the Arts Under­ graduate Society (AUS) discussed whether or not to strike.

“The expectation is people will fulfill their responsibilities and obli­ gations,” Munroe-Blum said. “With respect to preparedness to these demonstrations ... we count on ev­ erybody to engage in peaceful and safe activities.”

“Our provisional protocol will be in place and remain in place du ing this period,” she added.

At the end of the meeting, Cobbett told the Tribune that the univer­ sity is concerned with the actions taken by the Quebec student move­ ment in the past few weeks.

“Any time there’s a disruption at the student level, it’s cause for concern,” Cobbett said.

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Invisible Children reps address Kony controversies M c G ill c h a p te r o f A m n e s t y

Natasha Fenn Contributor

Kony 2012, a video produced by the charity Invisible Children, went viral about two weeks ago, trending on twitter and Facebook, and hitting 80 million views on You­ Tube. On March 13, McGill’s Am­ nesty International chapter hosted a viewing of the video to provide students with a venue for discussion with Invisible Children representa­ tives.

According to Invisible Chil­ dren’s website, the 30-minute ex­ posé aims “to end the use of child soldiers in Joseph Kony’s rebel war” and restore communities affected by Kony’s army to “peace and prosper­ ity.” However, the video has gener­ ated controversy over Invisible Chil­ dren’s legitimacy as an organization, including their use of donations and their involvement with the Ugandan army.

According to Invisible Children employees present at the event, the Kony 2012 movement has brought international awareness to real prob­ lems that surround Kony, including the use of child soldiers, abduction, rape, and sexual slavery, and that this video could be the organiza­ tion’s best chance to arrest Kony.

“There are people right now paying attention across the world,” Andrea Ramsay, an Invisible Chil­

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dren employee, said. “This morn­ ing there was a resolution put into [American] Congress to increase assistance to the regional forces ...

They specifically cited the interna­ tional response to Kony 2012 for putting the resolution through.”

Representatives also addressed recently voiced concerns over Invis­ ible Children’s relationship with the Ugandan military, which has been known to commit similar crimes against its own people, including rapes and abuse.

“Invisible Children does not fund the Ugandan army,” Alupo Connie, who grew up under Kony’s regime and was put through univer­ sity by Invisible Children, said. “It tries to put programs on [the] ground that will help empower the people who have been affected.”

Ramsay added that the interna­ tional awareness raised by the video will help the situation.

“Now that there are so many eyes on this conflict, [the] likeliness of continued human rights abuses by the Ugandan government has plum­ meted,” Ramsay said. “Like any other military in the entire world, there are going to be injustices on the individual level [but] we are ad­ vocating for a larger conflict.”

Another criticism of the Kony movement concerns a photo of the three Invisible Children found­ ers posing with the Ugandan army

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while holding guns, which Ramsay called “a dumb photo by kids who were 25.”

Connie also explained the orga­ nization’s redevelopment programs, which include the LRA crisis tracker (a radio network on the frontline of the war), the Legacy Scholarship Program, and building new schools and jobs for communities affected by the conflict.

The Kony movement has also been criticized because the events described in the video happened six years ago. Many Ugandans have spoken out, saying that the video doesn’t reflect the huge progress Uganda has made since those years.

U3 political science student Hugo Martorell, who has followed African politics for the last decade, agreed that Kony isn’t the real prob­ lem anymore.

“Kony is the tip of the iceberg ... the big picture is regional dy­ namics that have made the popula­ tion suffer,” he said. “I understand that you’re trying to empower a depoliticized youth by making [the issuel accessible, but people have to understand that it’s so much more complicated than just putting Kony at the top.“ Although those who oppose the Kony 2012 movement have been criticized for not coming up with plausible solutions to the problems they identify, Martorell suggested

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“You need at least ... African Union and UN backing for any kind of reparation,” he said. “Then you have to target the causes behind [the] mushrooming militia in the region ... lack of transparency with natural resources and the arms trade.”

McGill community member William Manzi argued that the video is strategically timed, and that it doesn't tell the entire story.

“How do you know this isn’t propaganda by [current Ugandan President] Museveni?” he said, “It’s a good video, but it’s one-sided.”

Although there was no consen­ sus reached by the end of the dis­ cussion, attendees left with a more thorough understanding of the issues surrounding Kony 2012.

“It’s about international jus­ tice,” Luca Madden, U2 political science, said. “What [Kony]’s doing happens a lot ... I don’t see a prob­ lem in attacking the tip of the ice­ berg if it’s going to set a precedent for the rest of the iceberg.”

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Film screening raises aw areness of Inuit culture E v e n ts

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Christos Lazaris Contributor

Last Wednesday, March 14, McGill’s Aboriginal Law Students’ Association screened Qimmit: A Clash of Two Truths as part of Inuit Awareness Week, an initiative of the Aboriginal Sustainability Proj­ ect. The screening was followed by a question and answer period with Ole Gjerstad, co-director of the film, and Imaapik “Jacob” Partridge, an Inuit Elder who has worked with the Makivik Corporation, an organiza­ tion dedicated to promoting Inuit culture.

The film was about an alleged policy enacted by the Federal gov­ ernment which entailed the system­ atic killing of Inuit sled dogs—then essential to the Inuit way of life—as a means to push Inuit communities

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out of their land and force them into Canadian society. The policy, alleg­ edly carried out by the Royal Cana­ dian Mounted Police from the 1950s to the 1970s, has not been addressed by the Canadian government thus far. In 2006, the Inuit community started their own investigation into the events.

“In 2006, the [Qikiqtani] truth commission was set up in Nunavut, and soon after, the Makivik Corpo­ ration negotiated with the Quebec government to inquire into the mat­ ter,” Gjerstad said.

The film covers both Inuit and Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) perspectives on whether or not such a policy ever existed. It features many testimonies of Inuit who witnessed officers ordering or actively taking part in the killing of Inuit sled dogs, as well as the opin­

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ions of several RCMP officers from different areas, all of whom denied ever hearing of such events.

“We began making the film in 2007,” Gjerstad said. “We kept at it in Nunavut and in Nunavik for about three years. ... We had about 300 testimonies in Nunavut and close to the same amount in Nunavik.”

At the time of the killings, the dogs were essential to the Inuit way of life, as dog sledding was the principal means by which animals were chased and hunted for food.

Between the 1950s and the 1970s, however, the population of dogs decreased dramatically. Many Inuit claim to have personally witnessed the killing of dogs by government officers.

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The film screening was part of a week-long series of events coordi­ nated by the Aboriginal Sustainabili­ ty Project in order to raise awareness of Inuit society and culture.

“This week’s focus is basically the realities, the good and the bad, of Inuit people in the North, in a world where everything is changing quickly,” Allan Vicaire, co-ordinator of the Aboriginal Sustainability Project, said. “The [intention] is to create an awareness of Inuit culture.

One of the challenges that Inuit and even Métis face is that their voices are often not heard.”

Each night of the week, a dif­ ferent event was held, aiming to educate attendees about Inuit culture from different angles. This event, focusing on the issue of Inuit dog

slaughter, showed a glimpse of Inuit society as it relates to Canadian gov­ ernment and policy. Other events touched on other aspects of Inuit culture, and included a discussion on challenges in Inuit health and a speaker who spoke on studying in Montreal as an Inuit student.

“With all these changes going on in the world, we [can get] all these Inuit perspectives and learn about how they came to adapt in terms of education, health, and so­ cial services,” Vicaire said. “The whole week catches on a lot of those topics, and even more. At the end of the week, we have the celebration of culture. It’s about bringing those is­ sues to the forefront.”

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Jonny Newburgh Contributor

Last week, students across Can­ ada took part in the seventh annual “5 Days For The Homeless,” a weeklong event aimed at raising aware­ ness and money for homeless youth.

The initiative began at the Univer­ sity of Alberta’s business school in 2005 and has quickly spread to over 20 schools across Canada and one in the United States. This is the third year that students from McGill have participated.

At McGill, roughly 20 students took part, with about eight sleeping outside the Redpath Library each night of the event, which ran March 11-16. Other students chose to show their support by canvassing outside the Roddick Gates during the day­ time. The McGill initiative collected around $8,600, roughly 86 per cent of their goal.

Students from the manage­ ment faculties of McGill, Concor­ dia, UQAM, and the University of Montreal, organized a joint open­ ing ceremony. These students will forward all the funds they raise to a local grassroots charity, Dans La Rue, that works with street kids and at-risk youth.

David Stein, media contact for the McGill chapter of 5 Days, de­ scribed the sacrifices students were making to participate in the events.

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outside during the night and balance academics ... all while sacrificing many comforts, such as the right to a bed, financial resources, or electron­ ic devices for a week,” Stein said in an email to the Tribune.

“It is an event that is on the rise due to the passion it evokes from students (and some professors/celebrities who sleep outside during the week) across the country,” Stein added.

Jennifer Williams, a U3 man­ agement student and partner coor­ dinator of the event, explained that she originally became interested in the campaign because of a personal connection. Her father was turned out of his house and became home­ less when he was 13 years old. “[My father] came from a re­ ally abusive household,” Williams said. “I know the struggles that he went through, so I know that when I look at people who are homeless I don’t think of them [as] being la­ zy—I know that there are multiple problems [involved].”

She emphasized that homeless­ ness is a problem that gamers rela­ tively little attention compared to others.

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“Most people bring us donuts and Timbits, so you get a sugar rush and then crash.” Williams added. “I know what it means to get a sand­ wich or fruit, something substan­ tial.”

For all its positive impacts, however, the campaign is gamering some negative attention.

“Some people argue that us

sleeping outside for five days is not helping and that we’re pretending like we’re trying to be them,” Reyhaneh Keshmiri, a U2 arts and sci­ ence student who slept outside last year and canvassed for donations this year, said. “Yes, it is true that five days is not comparable at all, but we are still trying to raise money and giving [the funds] to local chari­ ties, which will help eventually.”

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P ro d u c tio n M an a g e r Iain Macdonald imacdonald@mcgilltribune.com

A triumph and a calamity for student democracy The Arts Undergraduate So­ ciety (AUS) held a special General Assembly (GA) last Tuesday to vote on whether the AUS should join the Quebec-wide student strike against the provincial government’s planned tuition fee increases. The motion to strike was defeated by with a vote of 609 to 495, with thousands of stu­ dents lining up outdoors for up to three hours to make their vote count.

The Tribune believes the result was both a triumph and a calam­ ity for student democracy. The AUS GA’s extremely high voter turnout was a refreshing reminder that Mc­ Gill students are not apathetic to the important issues; supporters of each side of the motion turned up in impressive numbers to debate and vote. This is highly commend­ able, and is a key component in a dynamic, coherent, and credible student democracy. Yet the GA’s or­ ganization was shambolic. Students with busy schedules should not be made to wait outside in the Montreal chill for three hours just to exercise

their right to vote. Furthermore, the debates themselves were set up in a way that did not allow for a compre­ hensive discussion of the matter at hand. After waiting three hours to start, students were more interested in a vote than debating the motion.

Due to the lack of infrastructure available to the AUS and the lack of any contingency plan for a voter turnout greater than 600, the GA’s participants could not all convene in one room, and were forced to queue while the AUS desperately tried to find some additional rooms to ac­ comodate them. This led to various disparate assemblies, where each room had little idea about the other rooms’ debates other than an inade­ quate livestream. The setup also un­ fairly advantaged the students who knew Robert’s Rules over those who did not.

The AUS evidently has a struc­ tural inability to cope with such a high level of participation. We see this as more evidence that the for­ mat of McGill’s GAs needs serious

reform. The Tribune has previously argued that there are three differ­ ent approaches available to fix the GA as an institution: reducing it to a consultative body, creating the ability for students to vote online, or complete abolition. Last week’s AUS GA showed the importance of having a place for students to de­ bate issues. The GA can represent just such a place, but it could be so much better. The AUS does not have the organizational manpower or the structural capacity to make its GA either sufficiently representative or sufficiently coherent in its current form. The best chance now of main­ taining the GA’s credibility lies in online participation and online vot­ ing to improve the GA’s credentials as a forum for debate and as a legis­ lative body.

Bringing an online dimension to the GA would provide a remedy for those without the confidence or oratorical skills to speak in front of a crowd, but who feel they have something valuable to add to the

debate. A series of online comments would provide a dynamic element to the debate, allowing students to sup­ port their opinions and to address each concern with more composure than in the fast cut and thrust of a live speaking debate. Online voting would allow students to have a say in the McGill GAs without them having to wait outside in the cold.

There may also be those unable to attend for work-related or personal reasons. A chance for these people to vote, despite their inability to be present, would increase the percent­ age of students who participate in the GA, making it more legitimate and credible as a legislative body.

The Tribune is confident that a well-publicized and accessible online dimension to the GA would be an invaluable addition to student democracy, and an innovation that would put to rest the complaints about the GA being unrepresentative of the student body.

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Lots of great causes set up shop with bake sale fundraisers in the lobby of 688 Sherbrooke. I pass them, Monday to Friday, on my way to learn French. I’m happy to see a table set up at the top of the escalator, usually overflowing with a bounty of tasty-looking treats that are all by-donation for a good cause.

I’ve seen tables for providing po­ table water overseas, funding AIDS research and treatment objectives, a group for the promotion of posi­ tive body image in young girls, and other causes which I’d like to sup­ port in exchange for a sugary start to my day.

I step up to these tables with a smile on my face, but reserve in my gut. And I ask the million dollar

question: “Do you have any vegan things?”

After being met by a succes­ sion of blank faces, I started keeping track. Of the last 10 tables I infor­ mally, hopefully polled, only one responded with a yes. And the vegan option was just that: a lone tupperware of vegan treats, and it was already about to sell out at 11:00.

Several times while I asked the million-dollar question, there were other people nearby who were also about to ask the same question, or who had just asked about vegan op­ tions before I arrived. I know, then, that it’s not just me who’s getting disappointed at these tables.

In the activist world, vegans are often taken to task for not being intersectional enough. You see this when well-meaning animal rights groups stomp all over women’s rights objectives (looking at your ads, PETA), and when privileged vegans forget that there are such things as food deserts in North America which make an affordable vegan diet impossible for many of the people that they approach or re­ proach in campaigns. This is indeed

a continuing problem that the vegan movement should address.

But when nine out of ten fund­ raising groups fail to have a single vegan option on offer, and the one table has only a small portion of one type of treat available, I have to raise my brows a little and wonder how the other side of collaborative activism is being so consistently overlooked. Consideration needs to go both ways, especially when you’re in a diverse metropolis like Montreal where you encounter not just vegans, but also people on diets who would prefer to avoid milk and/ or eggs, and people with food aller­ gies to animal products.

Without assuming too much about the circumstances behind the organization and execution of each of these individual fundraisers, I have to suspect that some degree of forethought and co-ordination went into deciding what items should be produced, how much of them, and who would make them. Was a vegan option suggested and vetoed? Was an eggless, milkless almond square too intimidating to execute? (I promise it isn’t. In fact, most vegan

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baked items would actually contrib­ ute to the cause by saving the bakers money to add to their pool of funds.)

Or, could it be that vegan choic­ es are so seldom considered because the overriding public image of veg­ anism implies it’s merely a finicky dietary choice, and not a powerful course of action aligned with envi­ ronmental principles? If this is the case, I'm really concerned about the public image of veganism in one of North America’s most diverse cities.

But this also raises concerns about a lack of foresight in certain advocacy groups on campus, and particularly those that champion environmental and food scarcity issues.

Please, bake sale activists, let me gently remind you: if you want support, you need to allow people the opportunity to support your principles without compromising theirs. Vegans like myself, and oth­ ers, would just love to be able to sink our teeth into a chewy brown­ ie after lunch with everyone else, while chewing on your campaign’s agenda too.

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On April 1, 1970, a new shoe shop opened its doors for business on East 17th Street in Manhattan. The owners, Raymond and Eleanor Ja­ cobs, soon began to see throngs of hippies flocking by on their way to Union Square to celebrate the first ever Earth Day. In a flash of bril­ liance, the Jacobses wrote a sign advertising “Earth Shoes” and stuck it in the storefront window. What used to be plain footwear suddenly became a generational phenomenon;

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In December 2008, Swedishborn actor Daniel Hoevels acci­ dentally slit his throat onstage in Vienna during a performance of Mary Stuart. Hoevels’ performance of Mortimer’s suicide was quite convincing: the audience applauded enthusiastically at the use of special effects and very real-looking blood, only realizing something was wrong when the actor didn’t take his bow.

The prop people had apparently for­ gotten to blunt the blade, and the actor hadn’t noticed.

Hoevels lived. Had he died, would his death have made the Dar­

An Open Letter to the McGill Community

The first thought that came to my mind on the night the Arts Un­ dergraduate Society voted no to the strike against tuition fee hikes was to simply quit McGill and enroll somewhere else. I don’t think I will quit now. Maybe I just don’t have the balls for it. Or maybe I’ve de­ cided to fight the injustice of this university. I never was an activist before and I don’t consider the Mc­ Gill students to be monsters. I have friends here and I intend to enjoy my relationships with them. But I

for the better part of the next decade, so-called Earth Shoes were a staple of the American environmentalist’s wardrobe.

The Earth Shoe phenomenon was not just a right-place, right­ time aligning of the stars. It was the first—and perhaps the most success­ ful-case of green-stamping. Now a well-established practiced, green­ stamping involves marketing a product for its environmental ben­ efits. Seems simple, yes? The prob­ lem lies in the discernment between true sustainability and fakery. The case study of the Earth Shoe can help shine a light on our own susceptibil­ ity to false green-stamping, and let us see clearly the consequences of being duped.

The manufacturing of Earth Shoes, as you can gather, had no connection whatsoever to the envi­ ronmental ideals promoted by Earth

Day. However, the podiatrie craze was filtered through the underlying fabric of a broader social movement, and so it was accepted without much fuss. It survived for so long because of its unquestioned linguistic con­ nection to early environmentalism (perpetuation by cultural contact high, if you will).

Many of us are now matured, hardened environmentalists. We are into the second generation after the Earth Day-ers, and are living through the climate change era, which our parents had to wait until the late 1980s to see. With this heightened environmental awareness we are also more adamant that sustainabil­ ity be a component of most public products, events, buildings, cam­ paigns, etc. What was once novelty and niche is now integral and inter­ nalized. However, does this expec­ tation also leave us even more sus­

ceptible to the gimmicks of green­ stamping? Perhaps. What we can be sure of is that we must now be more discerning, and clued into the ins and outs of green marketing.

Here is an example of success­ ful green-stamping. A few years ago the University of Vermont finished construction on its newest building, the Davis Center. Ninety-two per cent of construction waste was re­ cycled; all water used is toxin-free; cooking oil is now shipped to a local bio-diesel company. The marketing of the Davis Center as a model for green construction was intentional, and even hyperbolic, but it was hon­ est. Unfortunately, we cannot say the same for all.

The prize for the most egregious green-stamping goes to none other than the Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers (CAPP). Re­ cently the CAPP has begun to adver-

rise its plans to restore the land it has destroyed through tar sands, claim­ ing it will negate any environmental costs incurred. Where to start? Be­ yond the obvious issues with tar sands (erosion, wasteful water with­ drawal), new plans are aiming at acres of peat, decaying organic mat­ ter which stores C02. An estimated 50 million metric tons of C02 will be released when new tar sands are created. No advertising campaign can reclaim this, and no restoration of land can reinstate years of peat growth and carbon storage.

The claims by CAPP are the worst kind of green-stamping. And now, unlike in the day of the Earth Shoe, the stakes are high, and we need to recognize green for green, for peat’s sake.

win Awards? These awards, which began as tongue-in-cheek pop cul­ ture references in the 1980s, were copyrighted by Wendy Northcutt and made into a book series and on­ line website. Northcutt’s rules state that, in order for an individual to be “honoured” (posthumously, of course) with a Darwin Award, “win­ ners [must] eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic man­ ner, thereby improving our species’ chances of long-term survival.” The Darwin Awards are a perfect exam­ ple of political incorrectness, publi­ cizing deaths and effectively humili­ ating the deceased for the amuse­ ment of the still-living population.

The stories themselves, though morbid, are strangely captivating.

Notable ones include a Brazilian farmer who tied a plastic bag over his head to protect himself from bees, a Croatian man who juggled hand grenades, three Palestinian bombers who set their clocks one

hour ahead of the local time and det­ onated before reaching their desired location, and a Cambodian playing Russian roulette with a landmine.

Quite an international spread.

Suicide usually disqualifies the death because it is self-inflicted, but there are many less effective ways to kill yourself, and the Darwin Awards include several suicides as honor­ able mentions. Classical examples include Roman general Mark An­ thony, who, upon hearing about the death of his beloved Cleopatra, at­ tempted to “fall on his own sword” multiple times, each of them unsuc­ cessful. He eventually died of com­ plications arising from these repeat­ ed efforts to stab himself, but not before he discovered that Cleopatra was, in fact, alive.

But it is the example of a Frenchman named Jacques LeFevrier that hits the perfect note, combin­ ing dark humour with a cruel twist of fate. Février went to several mea­

sures to ensure his suicide would be successful. He began by placing himself on top of a tall cliff with a noose around his neck. Subsequent­ ly, he drank poison, set himself on fire, and tried to shoot himself. The bullet missed him and hit the rope, so he jumped into the sea below, which extinguished the flames, caused him to throw up the poison, and left him to drown. A fisherman, however, fished him out of the water instead of a daily catch and brought him to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.

I am morbidly fascinated by potential Darwin Arwards candi­ dates, and spend far too many pro­ crastination hours weighing their credentials—probably because they make incredible stories. I would never want to actually watch them of course: the idea of watching a death “live,” such as the suicide of Chris­ tine Chubbuck, a talk show host who shot herself on live television during

a 1974 broadcast, terrifies me. Spec­ ulating about Hoevels’ near-Darwin Award, however, is more rewarding.

By attempting to portray the suicide of his character Mortimer, Hoevels nearly ended up killing himself. Even for the method actor, whose preparations for a role in­ volve an eclipse of the self for the sake of the character, there is such a thing as going too method. But Ho­ evels had no intention to actually kill himself, and the lack of intent would have indeed qualified his death for a Darwin Award.

My favourite part of Hoevels’ story, however, is that he did not die, but performed Mortimer the next day, in true the-show-must-go-on style, with a white bandage around his neck. The best parts of the Dar­ win Awards are the near-misses— the ones who got away and lived to tell their own tale.

do believe that a university is more than simply a place for academic learning. It is also a place where you learn your responsibilities toward other students, society, and espe­ cially toward the members of soci­ ety that are most in need. It is where you learn that people more fortunate intellectually or financially have re­ sponsibilities toward others who are less fortunate.

These responsibilities fall on every one of us, and to a greater extent on the student body, which shouldn’t be afraid to sacrifice a part of its comfort and security to defend its less fortunate members and the less fortunate members of society. What I’ve experienced on the campus these last few days and

on the night of the vote is not only the failure of the student body to fulfill its responsibilities and stand up, but, more shockingly the feeling that most of my fellow students do not put themselves in the place of others who have less money or less luck than themselves. Many of you can say that international and outof-province students do not have stakes in this issue, and they might have less at stake than Quebecers do, but this does not seem great enough a reason to fail to empathize and lend support to other people in their pursuit of a society that is more just toward everyone. It’s the human side of it that hurts most, the feeling that I see a lot of nice people here every day, but that the vast majority

of them seem to be missing some kind of universal human empathy and urge to do something about it. It is a lack of social engagement. It is a sweeping of other people’s prob­ lems under the carpet with whatever pretext we can find. It is living out­ side of the real world in the cocoon that is this university. It’s not a mat­ ter of coming from another country, another province and deciding for the people of this province. I think it’s the students of this province ask­ ing the entire McGill community to take actions and sacrifice a part of its wellbeing to support them in their pursuit of the United Nations’ goal that is universal education. We should stand up as one for every single student who will have trouble

financing this raise in tuition fees.

I ask you all to reconsider your position and to encourage the 200,000 students that will be on strike next week (including the Post Graduate Student Society of McGill) by acting to support the student ini­ tiatives condemning the tuition fee hike, one of them being the Quebec student protest on Thursday, March 22. It starts at 1:00 at the Place Du Canada and will come toward Mc­ Gill. Wear a white square, a redsquare, or nothing. Just take the time to come. Let’s make a difference.

—Nickolas Gagnon U3 honours economics

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An Open Letter to the AÜS Executive Committee We would like to congratulate you on an extremely well-attended General Assembly last night. We would also like to express our ex­ treme disappointment and frustra­ tion concerning the poor commu­ nication, organization, and attitude which shaped your response to the unexpected numbers and thus took a toll on SSMU staff, clubs, services, executives, attendees, and other stu­ dents using the building.

Because of your lack of contin­ gency planning for the high turnout, the SSMU Executive and full-time staff had to neglect their other re­ sponsibilities to intervene in the cri­ sis. When we asked your volunteers and members of your Executive

Committee how to help, there was little to no direction provided and most seemed clueless as to any plan of action.

Our Security Supervisor had to call in extra agents on short no­ tice, as well as calling on other staff members to stay overtime in order to ensure the security of the event. Our Executive and staff were outside communicating to your frustrated and confused members about what was going on. The AUS harassed our clubs, most notably the Muslim Students’ Association, to move out of rooms in order to accommodate your needs. After initially rebuffing their desire to livestream the event, you demanded that TVM—a volun­ teer-run student service—give you “tech support” and accommodate your needs at a moment’s notice.

While we are happy to work with the AUS to help you run events that are relevant to your mem­

bers (who, after all, are all part of SSMU as well), such a partner­ ship requires responsibility sides.

Such failures reflect poorly on both of our organizations.

In short, we are not only disap­ pointed with your poor planning, but also disgusted by your sense of enti­ tlement and disrespect for the space, time, and resources of others.

Due to these concerns, the SSMU Executive Committee has decided to take the following ac­ tions: The AUS Executive may not book any more space in the Wil­ liam Shatner University Centre until the term of the current AUS Execu­ tive Committee has expired, except on a case-by-case basis at the dis­ cretion of the Building Managers.

Groups which normally book space through the AUS are invited to con­ tact VP Clubs & Services Carol Fra­ ser directly (cs@ssmu.mcgill.ca).

The AUS will be billed for all security agents, staff overtime, ser­ vices (including TVM), and clean­ ing costs incurred by last night’s event.

We demand that the AUS issue a public letter of apology to the af­ fected clubs and services, our Secu­ rity Supervisor, our staff, and all attendees-who are also SSMU members-who were in any way frustrated by the General Assembly.

Concerning the AUS’s Nuit Blanche event on March 22, we have changed the booking to “pend­ ing” status. The booking will only be accepted upon receipt of a complete, thorough, written document about the event, which will outline all ac­ tivities and their locations, all volun­ teers and co-ordinators involved and their contact information, a detailed timeline including setup and clean­ up, and a crisis management plan in the event of whatever mishaps may

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arise. This document must be sub­ mitted to the SSMU General Man­ ager no later than noon on Monday, March 19.

We look forward to rebuilding our relationship into a more produc­ tive partnership.

Sincerely, Todd Plummer (Vice President, Internal) and Carol Fraser (Vice President, Clubs & Services) on be­ half of The SSMU Executive Com­ mittee, 2011-2012 A version o f this open letter was published on the McGill Daily’s website.

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The third and final installment of Mass Effect, the highly successful cross-platform franchise developed

by BioWare, launched two weeks ago. It was received with the digital equivalent of a standing ovation, ac­ cumulating high scores across gam­ ing magazines and online review sites. In Mass Effect 3, as in the fran­ chise’s previous games, you take the role of Commander Shephard, a human charged with saving the gal­ axy. from invasion by a mechanical race called the Reapers.

There was a lot at stake with this game’s release. It’s been six years since the first Mass Effect game was released to critical acclaim, and two years since the launch of the award­ winning Mass Effect 2. Not only has the bar of critical expectation been raised, but a loyal fan base has been salivating in anticipation of the final chapter in the futuristic, action-adventure role-playing series.

Mass Effect 3 will undoubtedly be most enjoyable for these play­ ers. It is a compelling game chiefly because the story being driven to its epic conclusion isn’t just a lin­ ear narrative. Over the course of the

first two games, the decisions the player has made and the quests he or she has played will have altered the course of events in ways that are sometimes merely quaint, but often­ times game-changing. For instance, if a non-player character was killed in an earlier game, he or she will not be present in later quests. In the final game, the accumulation of those choices will supposedly determine the outcome of the final battle be­ tween the races of the universe and their biggest foe yet.

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nuances of these choices proved too much for BioWare to handle.

Recently, players have vocally criticized Mass Effect 3’s ending, claiming that it flattens the illusion of player choice at the most criti­ cal moment. A group called Retake Mass Effect has even campaigned for the production of alternate end­ ings, raising over $63,000 for the charity Child’s Play in the process.

At the beginning of the game, new players unfamiliar with the Mass Effect franchise are given the opportunity to jump right into the

heat with no back story; they can even disable dialogue options dur­ ing cut scenes. This option, like the streamlined conclusion, sans symp­ tomatic of an attempt to make Mass Effect 3 more widely appealing, at the unfortunate cost of fan expecta­ tions.

Mass Effect 3 was released just as more impressive physics engines and graphic capabilities are being demoed and prepped for release, leaving certain technical and visual elements of the game looking less impressive by comparison. It holds

its own on a PC with maximized graphics settings, and the distant backgrounds are still inspiring to gaze at even on a console, but the fact remains that Mass Effect 3 is among the last of this generation of games demanding lots of load time for only moderate realism.

BioWare held by their more successful interface innovations, like the branching dialogue tree and their combat wheel for weapons and powers. The latter can be a saving grace during skirmishes, especially when the less-than-intuitive motion controls send you rolling into the chaos when you’d rather be duck­ ing. Some facets—like the neces­ sary but tedious ‘planetary scan’ minigame—really could have used a finer touch or been done away with entirely. The size of Mass Effect 3 and the creative effort it represents is more impressive than its gameplay features, and it’s disappointing to see the latter not supporting the former to its full potential.

Despite disappointment with its conclusion, for the emotional impact of its narrative more than anything else, Mass Effect 3 takes its place in a rapidly diversifying cadre of video games that are entitled to be respect­ ed as a form of art.

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That was the hypothetical ques­ tion asked of graduate students in a TED-style speaking event held last Wednesday.

Hosted by McGill’s Office of Sustainability, Department of Grad­ uate and Postdoctoral Studies, and the Post-Graduate Students Soci­ ety, “Three Minutes To Change The World” featured McGill graduate students speaking for three minutes about the potential impact of their research on society. The event was a platform to explore the diversity of research done at McGill, and to cel­ ebrate the role of academic research and development as great tools to improve living conditions around the world.

In his presentation called “A 21st-Century approach to electric power,” Greg Morris, a master’s electrical engineering student, pre­ sented his idea of ‘microgrids’ as a way to advance power systems.

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Then why haven’t the smart grids caught on? Morris credited it to the fact that power system grids are old, massive, and highly inter­ connected systems. Hence, a subtle change may require reworking the whole system. His idea of a ‘mi­ crogrid’ may be the most cost effec­ tive solution.

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“It’s not that renewable power is expensive, but [that] fossil fuel is too cheap,” he said. “In fact, it’s too cheap, because it does not take into account the full cost—environmen­ tal effects, social effects, and where we’re getting it from.”

“Third Millennium Farming,” a three-minute journey to a utopian Toronto in 2050, was a descriptive presentation about what a fully sus­ tainable city might look like. Jakub Dzamba, a graduate student in archi­ tecture, imagined buildings fuelled by biofuels, solar power, and bio­ mass produced by algae that feed on biowaste, black water and exhaust air. Perhaps the most interesting part of his utopian future is that insects will be a major part of the human protein diet.

“Insects are cold blooded, so they don’t waste energy heating

up their body,” he said. “For every pound of food that insects eat, they are five to ten percent more efficient than any other livestock.”

In her talk “One dollar, one vote? A case for equitable partici­ patory global health governance,” Rachel Kiddell-Monroe, a member of UK Law Society, discussed the inequitable practice of global health.

“We live in a global health crisis. Within the 70 percent of in­ dividuals living with HIV in SubSaharan Africa, 60 per cent of them do not have access to life-saving treatment,” she said. “The Global Health Governance, an organization whose existence is to make sure all people have access to good health throughout the world... is outmoded.

It is simply not functioning to ensure these equities.”

Her research found one pos­ sible reason why. A conflict exists between private economic interests and global health needs, especially when the pharmaceutical industry is involved. She witnessed the pharma­ ceutical industry overturning health

practice in a way that favours busi­ ness interest over social justice.

Her strategy is to introduce accountability and transparency back into the global health system by trying to find ways to transfer some international laws from other industries—that have worked well in preserving socio-economic jus­ tice—into the global health business practice.

“In law, there are human rights and responsibilities of businesses when they work overseas. Busi­ nesses have an obligation to conduct [themselves] in a way which we can ascribe under law to preserve ac­ countability and transparency,” she said. “My thesis is based on the idea of how we can apply the same prin­ ciples to [the] global health govern­ ing system.”

The event ended with a net­ working session with the speakers.

The enthusiastic response from at­ tendees prompted the organizers to plan on making the event a once-asemester occasion.

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n Montreal, the saying “March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb” often rings true. Al­ though, some years we might say that March comes in like lion, and out like another, colder lion.

Nevertheless, March has ar­ rived and has already caught count­ less McGill students looking goosebumped, sweaty, or downright silly.

The month’s promise of sunshine and temperatures above freezing prompts some students to bare their legs, neglect jackets, and sport their springiest flat shoes. Others cannot seem to grasp the fact that spring has arrived. Sinking further into their goose-down hoods while cruising through Milton’s centimetre of slush in their Sorels, these students cannot let go of winter.

Between these two extremes, of course, is the large sum of students who cannot quite figure out how to dress for March. Chances of rain cloud their inclination to retire their boots. Ten degrees feels tropical, but they somehow still grab a scarf on the way out the door. In these dire, balmy times, heed the following suggestions.

Firstly, remember pants. It’s still March. Apart from this week’s true summertime feel, consider some sort of legwear to be essen­ tial throughout the entire month, for fashion’s sake, and your core temperature’s. For girls, sheer tights work as a nice transition between real pants and the first bare leg en­ counter with the outdoors. However, there is no such transitional equiva­

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In keeping with the first sugges­ tion, an even more gauche refusal of pants is when bare skin is paired with rain boots. Bare legs and Hunt­ ers are an absolute no-no. Wearing

rainboots means that you are expect­ ing enough rain to necessitate heavy duty footwear. When paired with bare legs, this logic goes down the drain. If the rain shower hits, your feet will be dry, but your legs will be damp. Anyone who has ever done

hot yoga will tell you that this is a most uncomfortable sensation. If you insist on baring your stems with your rain boots, at least consider in­ vesting in a shorter pair for spring.

A good way to avoid more of­ fensive March fashion faux-pas is

to grasp that spring is fast approach­ ing. It does not matter how much real goose down “regulates” your temperature, down parkas still look foolish in any weather over 10 de­ grees. Ease into spring with a lightly lined cotton coat or jean jacket.

Even a thick plaid flannel can dou­ ble as outerwear with the right lay­ ers. And if you absolutely must wear your down coat, at least admit that it’s because it doubles as a sleeping bag and you want to snooze in class.

Although I fully understand an undying hankering to free your feet from the constraints of heavy winter boots, the time for flats and flip-flops has not quite arrived. People can­ not unveil flimsy springtime foot­ wear while there is still mud on the ground. Not only will you look like a fool, but you will also ruin your new favourite shoes. Instead, bridge winter and spring with a pair of pas­ tel coloured lace-ups, ankle boots, or heavy-duty loafers. However, do not take this warmer weather as an opportunity to wear your runners on a daily basis.

March in Montreal presents us with a considerable fashion chal­ lenge. Suppress your confusion about fluctuating temperatures or impending rain showers by always considering pants, staying consistent from head to toe, and walking on something with at least a little tread.

By all means, break away from tired winter basics, but remember that the weather gods can be unpredictable this time of year, so don’t pull out your beach wear just yet.

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We’re halfway through March now, and yet some students are still scrambling to secure a living space for next year. The general advice is to get started early, even at the beginning of January, considering Montreal’s constant rent shortage.

But for those students still searching for a place, here are a few quick tips to help you with your hunt.

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The basic conundrum for apartments boils down to prioritizing location, price, and the quality of the apart­ ment itself. It’s important to keep in mind when deciding on roommates that they either need to have similar priorities to yours, or are willing to negotiate.

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It’s also important to trust your in­ stincts. If the Craigslist ad seems too good to be true, it probably is. See­ ing the same apartment listing every day for over a month is usually not a good sign, especially if the rent price seems like a bargain.

Another thing to keep in mind when house hunting is to not get too caught up in your initial idea of the

perfect place. You could completely miss something new and great if you write off everything that doesn’t fit your ideal apartment description.

Last but not least, try to talk to the current tenants if you can, just to find out a little bit more about the landlord’s dependability and the quality of the apartment. Current tenants can tell you which windows stick and which neighbours com­ plain about noise. Also, if they’re graduating you may be able to score some nice furniture discounts. Remeber, don’t be shy. Don’t be afraid to try the light switches and take a close look at the windows; you will want fresh air in the summer and you will not want a draft in the winter.

Basic amenities should be function­ al. Ask about the heating. How cold or hot does it get in the winter? Are you able to control it yourself? Cur­ rent tenants will give you more in­ sight on these issues than landlords or superintendants, whose main aim is to rent the apartment. And one more thing: don’t be afraid to assert yourself. If there are things you want fixed before you move in, outline it in writing and have it agreed upon before you sign the lease.

So if you’re still hunting for the perfect abode, consider some of these handy tips so you can sign the lease and move on to more impor­ tant things, like planning the house­ warming party.

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This little bar laitier is located at 366 Sherbrooke St. East, and you can’t miss it — the beige awning sports big red letters, and the win­ dows are plastered with neon orange and yellow decals advertising what you can find inside. (Note, as adver­ tised: the smiles are free). Visiting on a sunny Sunday as I did, the evidence of Koco Ma Boule is even more ob­ vious, with outside patio chairs oc­ cupied by a bevy of happy ice cream eaters, and a line trailing out the door.

Koco Ma Boule is small in­ side, with two small tables, some chairs, and a bit of floorspace for a line to form in front of the ice cream freezer display. The walls are pep­ pered with pictures of ice cream by Québon and other frozen dairy com­ panies. There’s a large menu on the wall behind the cash which help­ fully groups options into sections like hard ice cream, soft ice cream, and 'healthy' options, and many scat­

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The lactose intolerant and vegan population can take advantage of the several flavours of tofu ice cream Koco Ma Boule has available. The mouthfeel of their tofu ice cream is luxurious and rich like a dairy ice cream, falling somewhere between the firmness of a hard ice cream and the meltiness of soft serve. The va­ nilla was lacklustre with a strong, unusual aftertaste, but the burgundy cherry was bang-on and delicious, a promising sign for the maple nut and moka fudge tofu creams. A single scoop in a cone will cost you $3.95, a double $4.85.

The dairy soft serve comes in generous portions, with a flavour and texture that hearkens back to the good old stuff dished out at drive-ins and old school Dairy Queens. The soft serve, like the hard ice creams,

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Various toppings and sauces can be added to any scoop, and there are ba­ nana splits and parfaits for about $5 to $6.

The service is relatively brisk and friendly, though during the rush you may find your ice cream served in a cone when you asked for a bowl, or you may get handed the wrong order for a moment. But, as their sign says, any allergy concerns will be se­ riously addressed and worked around if possible. Even peanut allergies can be accomodated here, with caution.

Temperatures will be in the 20s this first week of spring, and the friendly folks at Koco Ma Boule will be moving a lot of ice cream. So swing by 366 Sherbrooke St. East; it’s the perfect spot to pop in and grab a treat before taking a stroll.

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Jiro Ono, the subject of David Gelb’s documentary Jiro Dreams of Sushi, runs Sukiyabashi Jiro, a sushi restaurant in Tokyo’s glitzy Ginza district. The modest 10-seat bar, which lies tucked away in an unas­ suming basement hallway, has been awarded the culinary world’s high­ est honour of three Michelin stars, with chef Joël Robuchon calling it the world’s best sushi restaurant.

Ono has been crafting sushi for 75 years, and laughs off any sugges­ tions of stopping. His dedication to his work is impressive—he never takes a day off, and reluctantly clos­ es his doors on national holidays. He says that obligatory feriation bores him. The only sign Ono shows of slowing down is minor: since his heart attack at age 70, he has ceased his early morning treks to the fish market. Now, he sends his eldest son instead, dedicating his strength entirely to creating the sushi that, he says, comes to him in his dreams.

While Ono initially seems frail, one cannot help but overlook his waif-like figure when witness­ ing his dexterity in preparing sushi.

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delicate, Ono’s old hands have the precision and assuredness of a ma­ chine press.

Gelb delicately balances the film’s focus between Ono the man and Ono the artisan who has elevat­ ed his craft to high art. The former is affable, but almost singularly pos­ sessed: a more humane, yet no less

driven version of Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood. In the film, Ono recounts working such long hours that his young sons, upon seeing him in bed on a rare Sunday morning, feared that there was a stranger in the house. It is as if his passion for sushi is some fantastic, bucking force, and he’s merely try­

ing to hang on.

Jiro Dreams of Sushi is clearly a labour of love for Gelb. The story he tells is not only framed by his confident and unobtrusive direction, but is also filled with the vitality of Gelb’s vivid cinematography. Every crisp, drawn out shot seems to pay tribute to Ono’s meticulously pre­

pared dishes. It’s a pleasant surprise to see Ono’s craft treated with so little embellishment, and with such great respect for the simplicity his food strives for, as well as the dedi­ cation that each step necessitates.

Gelb enthusiastically captures every nuance of the process, from the rela­ tionships Ono has built with the spe­ cialty merchants at the fish market, to the painstaking care with which he prepares his rice.

The score used in the film, much like the shots themselves, pays homage to the art to which Ono has dedicated his life. The orchestral pieces range from the classical to the modem (with Philip Glass and Max Richter featured prominently), un­ derscoring the airy joy and elegance expressed in Ono’s dishes.

Jiro Dreams of Sushi is a plea­ sure to watch, both for the story of a man single-mindedly devoted to his craft, and for the insights into the intricate sushi-making process.

For those looking to add a line to the bucket list, Sukiyabashi Jiro (Tsukamoto Sogyo Bldg. B1F. 4-2-15, Ginza, Chuo-ku, Tokyo) is booked several months in advance, so call ahead. Prices start at $360 per per­ son.

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We all know how stressful exam season can be. The fear of failure, of unpreparedness, and overwhelming workloads are worries university students know all too well. But what happens if these emotions weigh upon someone not just during finals, but year-round? Chronic symptoms like these could be classifiable as an anxiety disorder, and this is the subject of Emmy Award-winner and McGill alumnus Ric Esther Bienstock’s latest documentary, The Age of Anxiety, which aired exclusively on CBC TV Doc Zone last week.

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for their perceived illness? Bienstock suggests that even the most prestigious and established medi­ cal minds, the same people behind the publication of the psychiatrist’s diagnostic bible—the DSM-IV— might be just as perplexed with the question as we are.

The film presents case studies of individuals who either claim to be in desperate need of medication for their anxiety, or people whose lives have already been drastically changed by the use of anxiety medi­ cation. While examining each case, the film’s narrative covers the his­ tory of psychiatry, the field’s revo­ lutionary overhaul under Freud, and the current state of modem medi­ cine’s diagnoses, as told by experts in the medical field.

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The film is brief, running only 60 minutes with commercials, but is a fascinating look into the elusive definition of anxiety, the profit-driv­ en tactics of pharmaceutical com­ panies, and the contentious debate surrounding the DSM-IV. There are gentle hints that cronyism and cor­

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It’s an intriguing argument, and one that seems entirely plausible.

But there is still so much infor­ mation that the film leaves unmen­ tioned. What is the DSM’s mys­ terious ‘Not Otherwise Specified’ classification of mental conditions, a section of the text that’s expand­ ing faster than any other? And what about the possible alternatives to medication, such as psychodyanamic therapy and cognitive behav­ ioural therapy? Given the TV docu­ mentary’s rigid time constraints, it would have been nicer—and no less entertaining—to see these questions addressed with more clarity and in­

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sight, rather than waste crucial air time showing several scenes of a dinner hostess as she chuckles with her guests at the shortcomings of the medical field.

Nevertheless, The Age of Anxi­ ety is an excellent eye-opener for those unfamiliar with modem medi­ cine and its fascination with pre­ scribing pills for even the slightest minutiae of the human experience.

Psychology majors might consider the documentary a mere refresher of the issue, but for the rest, the film illuminates some very important medical and ethical concerns, and it does so quite convincingly.

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Alex Knoll Contributor

We tend to think of rock stars as a class of quasi-humans who live quasi-lavish lifestyles from a tour bus. Julie Doiron respectably re­ minds us that a rock musician can, in fact, be more in touch with the world that us common folk come to expect.

Turning 40 this year, she’s about as experienced as they come—a native of the Maritimes, she’s a mother of three and is currently attempting to settle down in Toronto.

That helps explain why Doiron has been on a bit of a recording hia­ tus—her last album, I Can Wonder What You Did With Your Day came out in 2009—but a new record is currently in the works, to hopefully be released by May. “I’ve never taken this long to make a record!” Doiron exclaims.

“Usually I go into the studio and four days later it’s done and that’s it, boom, I don’t worry about it.”

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“It felt really cool to be able to play in an environment where you have a connection to the audience and can tell stories they can relate to and laugh to,” Doiron explains.

Doiron was also involved in a student-run project called Studio A Sessions at Ryerson University, where she recorded a free live acous­ tic set for a very small audience.

“I like to help out with things like that and it was just a very easy thing for me to do. Also, I like work­ ing with students because I like giv­ ing people the opportunity to have things to practice with.”

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“I have to say there are quite a few songs on there that made me really sad the other day ... the time went by so fast that it’s weird to real­ ize that it was 15 years ago, because it still feels like I just did it a couple years ago,” says Doiron.

In fact, Doiron has a hard time revisiting much of her old material.

Her lyrics are very personal, confes­ sional, and direct, and singing them means reliving moments that aren’t always pleasant.

“It makes me sad to think of my kids listening to my music because it’s kind of intense, and I don’t want them to feel bad about me having a rough time when I was young, espe­ cially because I was a young moth­ er,” she says. “It’s kind of the only way I know how to write, although at times I think that I say too much in my writing ... I mean, I don’t keep a journal, I’ve tried before and would like to but when I write a lot of my songs, it kind of acts like a journal for me.”

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With a cast that includes the likes of Kristin Wiig, Adam Scott, Jon Hamm, and Maya Rudolph, Friends with Kids looked to be a success on paper, but was instead a film with few triumphs. The prem­ ise is a new twist on the rom-com genre: two best friends, Jason and Julie (Adam Scott and writer-direc­ tor Jennifer Westfeldt), spontane­ ously decide to have a baby without any of the complications that come along with an actual romantic rela­ tionship. Their coupled-up circle of friends, composed of Wiig, Hamm, Rudolph, and Bridesmaids star Chris O’Dowd, are quick to judge, and skeptical of the potential out­ come of such an odd arrangement.

Undeterred by the spontaneous na­ ture of the major life decision they are about to make, the two conceive a child, with their friends and family feeling just as confused as the audi­ ence.

Even without the uniqueness of the couple’s arrangement, the deci­ sion to have a child is by no means a small choice. Yet Jason and Julie

seem to want this almost out of nowhere, and they put very little thought into the significance of their decision before they agree to do the deed. Jason eventually acknowledg­ es their lack of forethought much later in the film, but little explana­ tion is given to the reasoning behind the pregnancy.

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Julie’s friends all find their own relationships to be fractured by the stress that comes with balancing ro­ mance and child-rearing, yet Jason and Julie feel like they’re the sane, balanced couple. The two platonic parents even begin dating other people whom they consider to be perfect mates. Julie meets Kurt (Ed­ ward Bums), a handsome, divorced

dad, while Jason meets Mary Jane (Megan Fox), a young dancer.

As one might expect, zany an­ tics ensue, hearts get broken, and life-altering revelations are experi­ enced. Much of the storyline centres on whether Julie and Jason can raise this child the way they’d planned, if they can carry on separate roman­ tic relationships, and if there’s any

chemistry between them after all.

Their friends serve as supporting characters that challenge the notion that getting married and having kids is really the ideal or the only option, and they demonstrate that, while having a spouse and kids might be a wonderful idea, it’s harder work than one would think.

The supporting cast is fantastic, but most of them don’t get nearly the same amount of screen time as Scott and Westfeldt, which is especially frustrating considering their under­ whelming performances. Scott is a gifted comedic actor, but his charac­ ter still often comes off as insensi­ tive and unlikeable, and Westfeldt, whose writing shines in parts of the film, is awkward and unfunny (her role would have been better suited for Kristin Wiig).

Some of the plot devices seem to come out of nowhere, and the story progresses in a rather improb­ able fashion. Regardless, Friends with Kids does have some tmly hi­ larious moments, and it raises ques­ tions about the modem possibilities of friendship, romance, and raising a child.

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At some point during The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?, I realized that I was gripping my pen very, very tightly. The show launches radical challenges at some of western so­ ciety’s most entrenched norms, and does so convincingly. Often with art, irrespective of medium, the au­ dience becomes inert and observant, a voyeur to the piece. It is rare for a production to engage, to actively force its target to resist, dissect, and defend themselves. TNC Theatre’s The Goat engages to the full extent of the word, passionately and relent­ lessly.

By all common measures, the character Martin is a success. He has reached the pinnacle of his ca­ reer, gamering prestige not just in his field, but with the general public.

He has a wife and son, and all three are intelligent, loving, and most im­ portant of all, happy. In the view of most, a perfect existence. Which is why when Martin commits the fate­ ful deed that would send it all up in flames, the audience realizes that it cannot have been out of want, or misery, or psychological deficiency.

Rather, it was out of love.

This is a hard pill to swal­ low. Society has come a long way from “the love that dare not speak its name,” but Martin’s act brings

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a completely new meaning to the story comes out, her pain only be­ phrase. Yet the script is quite in­ comes more salient. sistent on this point, and Alex GraDirector Dane Stewart has cer­ venstein’s Martin is a compelling tainly benefited from a strong script figure, drifting somewhere in the no­ by renowned playwright Edward man ’s-land between eternal dreamer Albee. Although he lets the cast and Grecian tragic hero. The script (with the notable exception of Cam­ makes its appeal not to ethics or eron) drag some monologues a little reason, but to emotion, and it is a too long, Stewart certainly seems powerful one. Gravenstein’s fragil­ to have been successful in teasing ity keeps the audience off-kilter, re­ out the complicated nuances of the pulsed by his sexual perversity one story at hand. The tricolour co-ordi­ moment, questioning what defines nation between costumes (Melinda “perversity” the next; sympathetic to Moynihan; Samuel Neuberg) and the purity of his love in one moment, the set (Peter Farrell; Vinca Merquestioning whether that love could riman) were wonderful accents to be possible the next. the production. Although Colleen When Martin’s infidelity is re­ Stanton’s lighting skewed towards vealed, the consequences are swift heavy-handedness at times, it was and devastating. Andrew Cameron’s generally effective in supplementing Ross, the family friend who reacts the action on-stage. with explosive outrage, perfectly The Goat, or Who is Sylvia? vocalizes the disgusted sentiments keeps its audience tightly wound, of the audience, and Cameron is right up to its final gasp of pain and highly effective in playing devil’s horror. TNC’s production is largely advocate, with a crisp delivery and successful in channelling the script’s the best pacing of the cast. subversive and provoking spirit, and Ross conveys the news to Mar­ for those up to the challenge, it is not tin’s wife, Stevie. To say she is dev­ a show to be missed. astated is to understate something lying beyond the reaches of lan­ guage. Leah Sutton is powerful in TNC Theatre’s production of the role, a figure imbued with cou­ The Goat, or Who is Sylvia? runs rageous discipline, yet poignantly March 21 - 24 at 8:00 pm, Morrice vulnerable to the pain. “We will now Hall, 3485 McTavish. Visit www. discuss it!” she commands, sitting tuesdaynightcafe.com for more in­ down, legs crossed, hands folded, formation. business casual. But as the complete

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For its first concert since re­ turning from a triumphant tour in China over the Christmas holiday, the Orchestre Symphonique des Jeunes de Montreal (OSJM) re­ turned to Europe repertoire to pay homage to some of France’s great­ est composers. Boasting a lineup of three French composers who each defined their era (Mozart, Ravel, and Debussy), the orchestra returned to a more classical repertoire after venturing into the world of Chinese composers three months before.

Russian composer Gustav Mahler once proclaimed, “If a com­ poser could say what he had to say in words, he would not bother trying to say it in music.” His sentiment reso­ nated deeply with the OSJM’s first

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One of the particularities of De­ bussy’s classic is its incredibly dif­ ficult rhythm, and it inevitably was a curse for the orchestra through the first movement, “From dawn to mid­ day on the sea.” Thankfully, under the experienced guidance of mae­ stro Louis Lavigueur, the group’s initial rhythmic inaccuracies were overcome by a smooth and me­ lodic delivery. The second move­ ment, “Play of the Waves,” was filled with playful dialogue between various sections of the orchestra, creating a sometimes joyous, some­ times rapturous atmosphere as the waves bumped and crashed togeth­ er. The final movement, “Dialogue

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After the intermission, the au­ dience was given a treat that only Louis Lavigueur could orches­ trate—having local pianists Olivier Godin and Susanne Blondin in one room to play Mozart’s “Concerto for two pianos in E flat.” The two renowned musicians were loudly welcomed into the room, and the' orchestra knew that if they were to compete with such extraordinary pianists, they would have to be spec­ tacular themselves.

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The final piece of the evening was Ravel’s “The Waltz.” The or­ chestra had set the bar extremely high, as had Blondin and Godin. Not through any fault of their own, the piece was an incredible drop in inten­ sity. The sudden deflation made one feel as if the third performance was flat and lacklustre, though the piece is meant to be a ballroom dance and not a sort of Shostakovichian march.

Once again, Lavigueur’s baton

wove the winds and strings into a smooth blend that portrayed a bright and decorated ballroom filled with France’s highest aristocrats engaged in an elegant waltz. Unfortunately, being placed after intense pieces such as “The Sea” and Mozart's concerto encouraged one to fall into a lull instead of grabbing the nearest partner and dancing one’s aristocrat­ ic heart away.

The OSJM managed to put to­ gether a strong performance despite an eclectic and clashing repertoire.

Though classical neophytes may have drifted out of the concert hall with droopy eyes and unexplainable fatigue, it wouldn’t be fair to take away from the great performance of the orchestra despite the subpar rep­ ertoire offered.

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The season was a difficult one for both McGill soccer teams, who were looking to continue their sur­ prising outdoor soccer playoff suc­ cess in Marie-Victorin centre. Both teams were eliminated in the first round of their respective RSEQ playoff series in tightly fought onegoal games, leaving much to look forward to next season.

The playoffs began with a faceoff between the sixth-seeded Red­ men (1-5-0) and the third-seeded Montreal Carabins (3-2-1) in the RSEQ indoor soccer quarterfinals.

The two historic rivals met only once during the regular season, a 0-3 loss that displayed the inexperience of the McGill team which had just welcomed a group of new recruits to complement the returning players.

Unfortunately, the team got off to an extremely poor start. Only 12 seconds in, the Redmen were victims of a few unlucky bounces which led to a quick goal by the Car­ abins. Stunned by the quick deficit, the McGill squad took a few minutes to get back into the game and pre­ vent Montreal from controlling the rhythm of the game, something they have excelled at all season.

Despite strong pressure, the Carabins took advantage of a tech­ nical mistake committed by McGill in the final minute of the first half to

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Major League Baseball has of­ ficially announced the addition of two wild card teams to its playoff format. The league’s owners and players’ union have agreed to add one team from both the National League and the American League, making 10 playoff teams in total.

With three division winners and two wild cards from each league, the two additional teams will play in a onegame knockout round to determine who will advance to the Division Series.

Most baseball traditionalists are still upset with the creation of the wild card in 1994, so it comes as no surprise that the old-time fans disagree with the latest evolution of the sport also. They believe that only the division winners should be allowed into the post-season. Prior to 1994, only four teams made the playoffs, the winners of the East and

McGill soccer teams head into the offseason after losses in the indoor soccer playoffs. (Sam Reynolds / McGill Tribune)

extend their lead to 2-0.

“Despite the goal we allowed in the first and last minute of the half, we clearly were the team in control of the game,” new Head Coach JoseLuis Valdes said.

The second half began with the momentum on Montreal’s side, but McGill found their way back into the game at the 60th minute when fourth-year Jeremy Hurdle found the back of the net on a 28-yard freekick. The joy was short lived, how­ ever, as the Carabins struck again at the 72nd minute, extending their lead to two again. But the Redmen didn’t give up, and Hurdle scored again in the 87th minute to cut the

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lead to one. Hurdle’s goal was too little, too late; the game ended three minutes later, handing McGill their third consecutive loss of the season.

“We are a young team; most have not played together in the fall during competition, and have not had the chance to work together on a full-sized field yet. We still man­ aged to maintain possession for the better part of the game while limit­ ing our opponents’ chances,” Valdes explained.

“I feel for the boys, as they de­ served a much better result today, but I am proud to see that they’ve been able to improve to finally play two good games these last couple

of weeks against the highest-ranked team from the indoor [league] and highest-ranked team from the out­ door season.”

Unlike the Redmen, the Mart­ lets came into the post-season with a strong 4-1-1 regular season record, finishing first in the RSEQ. Obtain­ ing a bye to the semifinals, the team faced fourth-seeded Sherbrooke for a trip to the finals and a chance to compete for the RSEQ title.

The Martlets came into the game well rested and expecting to dominate a team who had played a hard-fought quarter-final game just the week before. Yet the Martlets never managed to contain Sher­

when discussions of playoff expan­ sion intensified. In the end, an epic run by the St. Louis Cardinals and a dramatic collapse by the Boston Red Sox gave fans the most exciting night of regular season baseball they may ever see. With more playoff spots, more races will come down to the final game, and instead of turn­ ing their attention to NFL football, more baseball fans will be following their teams late into September.

More importantly, it gives added value to teams winning the division by avoiding the knockout game and being able to start their ace pitcher in Game 1 of the Divi­ sion Series. The wild card teams will each have added travel time and will have to use pitchers in the one-game elimination in order to make the next round.

Moreover, the prolonged at­ tention and additional excitement

will increase revenues and televi­ sion ratings, making the change at­ tractive to the league’s owners. The players crave post-season baseball and aren’t about to turn down an increased probability at playing in primetime.

I have my concerns about a one-game elimination between the two wild card teams, but the alter­ natives aren’t much better. I would love to see a three or five game se­ ries, but that amount of time off can become a disadvantage for the divi­ sion winners. Winning the division should provide more of an edge than home-field advantage; playoff ex­ pansion addresses that problem.

Ultimately, I believe the wild card round will yield some of the most exciting baseball we have seen to date. With the increased sophis­ tication of front offices around the league, there are more competi­

brooke’s star player Sophie Normandin, who scored both goals for the Vert et Or and led her team to an upset 2-1 win over the top-seeded Martlets.

“Missing Rioux at the back made things more difficult because we had to move people around to compensate for her injury through­ out game,” Head Coach Marc Mounicot explained. “It was especially tough having to deal with the speed of Normandin and Duquette, the two speedy forwards from Sherbrooke.”

The game started well as Mc­ Gill’s Bianca Cordileone scored the first of the game off a nice header following a cross-field shot by Katherine Green, but the Vert et Or roared back to tie it at the end of the first half.

“We had a very solid start in the second half, dominating the play and missing chances and not being able to score the important goal,” Mounicot described. “We had many dangerous situations on shots or cor­ ner kicks but were not sharp in the finishing touch.”

“The team had a good run this winter, but this game leaves us with a bitter taste because we had the po­ tential and skills to win the provin­ cial championship. We got beaten on a counterattack again against the flow of play and after that Sher­ brooke defended very well. With a bit of luck, we’d [have gotten] the win.”

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West Divisions in the American and National Leagues. Traditionalists don’t see the wild card as a deserv­ ing candidate for the World Series, being unable to rise above the teams in its own division. In their mind, an expansion to 10 playoff teams is a step in the wrong direction.

In addition, some fans have trouble grasping that the fate of a 162-game season can be ultimately decided by single elimination show­ down. The criticism is that their teams earned a spot in the postsea­ son, and should be treated to a full series to determine a true winner, rather than a single elimination game.

However, the purpose of the restructuring is to add more signifi­ cance to the season itself. Last year, it appeared as though the playoff teams were decided heading into the last month, which is exactly

tive teams that deserve a shot at the World Series. The wild card games will not feature second-rate talent by any stretch. To the same end, the increased playoff probability will make teams more aggressive in their team building as more clubs view themselves as contenders.

For example, Canada’s team, the Toronto Blue Jays, is one team that will benefit greatly from the new format. In the extremely com­ petitive American League East, the rising Blue Jays are a real threat to contend with this season.

Even if some fans and baseball traditionalists are reluctant to accept the additions, there’s one thing that’s certain: it’s going to be an exciting year for baseball.

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B A S K E T B A L L — M A R T L E T S 4 3 , U B C 6 5 (C IS C H A M P IO N S H IP Q U A R T E R -F IN A L )

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After a season of RSEQ domi­ nance, the McGill Martlets were hopeful and confident about their chances at the CIS women’s basket­ ball championship in Calgary, even though they faced UBC, Canada’s second-ranked team. Unfortunately, the ThunderBirds, led by their topranked defence in the country, de­ feated McGill 65-43 in their opening quarter-final matchup.

The Martlets had a difficult time attacking UBC’s defence through­ out, and shot an abysmal 18 per cent (11-60) from the field. The T-Birds were in control just a few minutes into the game, forcing McGill into tough and contested shots, while at­ tacking the rim on the offensive end.

By the end of the quarter, they had built a nine-point lead after convert­ ing on a pair of three-pointers.

One of McGill’s strengths in the RSEQ was their rebounding.

UBC had a strong front line and tall starting lineup, which translated into a huge rebounding advantage (59-39) for the T-Birds. Moreover, the Martlets’ most effective re­ bounder, Anneth Him-Lazarenko, was nagged by back pains, and was limited to just 19 minutes of action.

McGill continued to struggle on the offensive end, as they were forced to take perimeter shots, and were ineffective in the paint. On the other hand, UBC dominated inside, outscoring McGill 14-0 in the paint in the second quarter, and the com­ bination of UBC’s Zara Huntley and Leigh Stansfield put pressure on the Martlets on the defensive end.

The injury afflicting Him-Laz­ arenko was the key in the game, as the Martlets had continuously em­ ployed their offence during the year from an inside-out approach—they would establish Him-Lazarenko inside, which freed up open shots for their talented perimeter players.

This strategy was denied by the TBirds, and they led by 14 at halftime.

The second half was no differ­ ent for McGill, as UBC continued to dominate the glass, translating into 11 second-chance points in the third quarter. McGill managed just six points in the frame, while Huntley added to her game-high 18 points. By the three-minute mark of the quarter, UBC had amassed a 20point lead, which didn’t dwindle for the rest of the game.

McGill played their best in the fourth quarter, as they were more ag­ gressive on the offensive end and hit a couple of outside shots, outscoring UBC 16-15. Neverthless, the Mart­ lets never challenged the T-Birds’

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large lead, as it was too great to overcome.

Point-guard Dianna Ros, who was awarded for her outstanding season with all-CIS rookie honours on Friday night at the CIS women’s basketball awards, led McGill with a team-high eight points.

McGill was relegated to a con­ solation matchup against the Sas­ katchewan Huskies, in which they played a much better game, but lost 58-53. They led throughout the first half, building a lead as large as 12 points. The Huskies cut down the lead to seven by the half, as McGill got cold from the outside.

The Martlets held their lead in the third, thanks to some costly turnovers by Saskatchewan, which amounted to four McGill buckets.

Part of McGill’s success was due to their ability to establish Him-Laza­ renko inside, who finished with 14 points in the game, and had a much stronger performance compared to the quarter-final against UBC. However, the Martlets were outplayed in the final quarter and lost their lead with just under two

minutes to play due to some poor execution on the offensive end. The Huskies carried their momentum with them in the final minute, and converted some key free throws to ice the game.

While the Martlets must be disappointed with how the cham­ pionships turned out, they should be happy with their overall success this season. They claimed their first RSEQ championship since 1996, and showed major improvements from the beginning of the year. The team will lose two of their best play­ ers to graduation this year, Natalie Larocque and Him-Lazarenko, but the lineup still contains many bright young players who will look to build on the strong foundation developed this season.

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March Madness kicked off this past Thursday to the delight of both bas­ ketball fans and bored office work­ ers, and in typical fashion, it was upsets galore in the second round.

The Tribune’s bracket was busted after little-known Norfolk State shocked the country by defeating second-ranked Missouri, a team that many expected to advance to the Final Four. Another 15-seed, Le­ high, busted a few more brackets by taking down Duke in their opening round matchup. To demonstrate how ridiculous those upsets are, consider this: with the wins, Norfolk State and Leigh became only the fifth and sixth 15th-seeded teams, respective­ ly, to have won their opening round matchup since the tournament was founded in 1939. The last 15th-seed to pull it off was Hampton Universi­ ty in 2001. And we still have a cou­ ple rounds left in the tournament.

- NFL free agency continues to roll on, with the two biggest names coming off the market this past week. The end­ less coverage of where Peyton Man­ ning will play finally came to an end on Monday, as it was reported that Peyton had started to negotiate a deal with the Denver Broncos. Man­ ning will have an immediate impact on Denver, though it will be weird seeing a Bronco rather than a horse­ shoe on his helmet. The signing also has an impact on current Broncos quarterback and cultural icon Tim Tebow, who will now be traded in all likelihood. The most notable de­ fensive free agent, Mario Williams, was claimed off the market by Buf­ falo-yes, Buffalo. In a move that was totally unanticipated before free FOOTBALL

agency began, the Bills handed Wil­ liams a six-year deal that amounts to about $100 million, $50 million of which is guaranteed. The contract is the most lucrative ever given to an NFL defensive player.

SOCCER — Alongside St. Patrick’s Day, Montreal was all hyped up on Impact fever this past weekend, as the team made their inaugural home opener on Satur­ day against the Chicago Fire. Davy Arnaud sealed his name in history, as he netted the Impact’s first ever MLS goal. The game, however, ended in a 1-1 draw. Montreal’s Olympic Stadium was sold out, and the atmosphere resembled that of a large rally—something McGill students are very familiar with. In other news, Toronto FC defeated the MLS defending champions, the Los Angeles Galaxy, to advance to the CONCACAF Champions League semifinals. They move on to play Mexico’s Santos Laguna in the next round on March 28.

HOCKEY - As the NHL grinds down the finish of the regular season, teams are slowly separat­ ing themselves from the rest of the pack. Pittsburgh is certainly pulling ahead, winning 11 of their last 12 games with Sidney Crosby making his return to the lineup on Thursday.

With all of this in mind, here’s a pre­ diction: the Penguins are going to be really hard to beat in the postseason.

The surprise team of the league, the St. Louis Blues, were the first to reach 100 points, as they keep finding ways to win. Good news for Habs and Leafs players: they’re a day closer to hitting the links.

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