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MORE LAUGHS PLEASE, WE’RE PAYING Review by Observer Editor ASH LONG
● Frank Howson with Mick Gatto
● Malcolm Cooke with Mark Mitchell
● Tracy Harvey with Michael Wilkie
● Judith Roberts with Patsy King
■ Promoters of More Sex Please, We’re Seniors are banking on busloads of pensioners “from Ballarat” to fill the Comedy Theatre, night after night, matinee after matinee, from now until January. Perhaps opening night guest Mick Gatto could be enlisted to use his reputed powers of persuasion on the gold town’s pensioners to have them charter plenty of Davis Bus Lines trips down the Western Highway to Exhibition St. That’s because MSPWS does have its real challenges.in having retirees parting with, and getting value for, their $69 tickets. The show has numerous slow points ... there can be long gaps between any comedy zingers ... and a protracted Hokey Pokey audience singalong made this critic cringe. The Prod Pokey routine works on the prostate cancer checkup theme of “you put your finger in, you pull your finger out”. This showbiz ‘charmer’ seemed to go on forever. But first, the good points. The production has been penned by John-Michael Howson, 76. He has been a gifted writer with winners such as Shout, Adventure Island and Magic Circle Club. This is not his best effort. The cast comprises Melbourne favourites Mark Mitchell (Mac), Jane Clifton (Joan), Michael Veitch (Ray) and Tracy Harvey (Myra). These 50-somethings play at being a generation older; character credibility is forfeited. The producers could have examined some real showbiz veterans for the roles: perhaps beloved actors such asVal Jellay, Lorraine Bayly, John Newman and Reg Gorman. There are some good Melbourne references in the script. The retirement village is said to be sited on the outskirts of Craigieburn; there are jokes about St Kilda football club winning a flag ... but any other funny lines don’t rapidly come to mind. The cast is joined by Matthew Quartermaine (Mr Dogsbody), who channels Marcel Marceau, for a series of mime vignettes. Why is he there? The only convincing aspect is Quartermaine’s comb-over. Matthew receives his biggest applause when he holds up a sign saying “The End”. There are Viagra gags, accompanied by predictable drooping sausages as props. An incontinence theme is over-worked. Incontinence is the theme one of the 17 parody songs: You Can Depend On Depends. It reminded us of the Tenna sponsorships in Christine Harris’s Hit Productions staging of Menopause The Musical at the same theatre. One song lyric refers to World War II pin-up June Allyson. She was born in 1917! Perhaps John-Michael was having his own ‘senior’s moment’ when he included her name in the script. Music is provided by the talented Peter Sullivan. It seems as though the criteria for some of the songs, is those that could be performed royalty-free. Otherwise there would little reason for Jingle Cash (based on Jingle Bells), Our Favourite Things and The Troubles We Hear (Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen). Mark Mitchell is funny as he renders House Where I Get None, based on House Of The Rising Sun. And Michael Veitch scores the ‘groaner’ of the night with When Myra’s Eyes Are Smiling (When Irish Eyes Are Smiling). Tracy Harvey takes up a peculiar stance, bum-out, for the entire show. It seemed quite unnatural. A Melbourne actress, Joy Westmore, would have nailed this role marvellously. Jane Clifton, probably best known for her Prisoner role of Margo, leaves no doubt that she can belt out her lines. The fact that she performed Barassi, whilst simulataneously rehearsing More Sex is to her credit. Observer Showbiz likes the concept of any Melbourne show that fills theatres, and gives work to members of Victoria’s showbiz fraternity. Alana Scanlan is responsible for some handy pieces of choreography. Mike Brady has penned the theme song. Michael Wilkie has done a superb job with publicity. Some of the creatives include Adam Gardnir, production design; Nicholas Higgins, lighting design; Ern Rose and Nick Reich, sound design; Caleb Cooke, production manager; Gabrielle Walters, stage manager, assisted by Jessica Smithett; produced by Malcolm Cooke and Rebecca Blake, assisted by Catherine Hutchison. Pip Mushin is responsible for direction. Sorry, but perhaps more responsibility for direction should have been taken. Radio ads for More Sex promote the show as “the funniest night in theatre”. Perhaps there should be a reminder that there are strict rules about honesty in advertising. - Ash Long
On the other hand, critic Cheryl Threadgold recommends that seniors buy a ticket ...
‘Laugh at the funny spots and groan at the corny bits’
● Tracey Harvey (Myra), Michael Veitch (Roy), Matthew Quartermaine (Mr Dogsbody), Mark Mitchell (Mac) and Jane Clifton (Joan) in More Sex Please ... We're Seniors! ■ John-Michael Howson's latest musical More Sex Please ... We're Seniors! has good ingredients to attract a huge following from the new-age '40s' and beyond. Written by a show biz luminary, performed by a loveable veteran cast, featuring bright tunes, directed by Pip Mushin and staged at the nostalgic Comedy Theatre, this show offers fun appeal to the fastest growing sector of our population - the 'retired, but not expired'. Two couples, Mac (Mark Mitchell) and Joan (Jane Clifton), and Myra (Tracy Harvey) and Roy (Michael Veitch), inspect the colourful Guantanamo Palms Retirement Village. They move in, become good friends and the fun begins. No subject is taboo, from Viagra to blood pressure pills and incontinence to prostate tests. Matthew Quartermaine is terrific as the silent Mr Dogsbody, using clown-like skilled clumsiness to change props, while composer/pianist Peter Sullivan at his revolving piano is a first-class asset to the show. Playing Hokey Pokey wearing hot pink rubber gloves while the audience joins in singing The Prod and Pokey is no mean feat! It is great to observe the impressive work of Mitchell, Clifton, Harvey and Veitch as they make the most of every word of dialogue. In particular, Harvey delights with her high energy performance as neurotic Myra, contrasting well with Mitchell's laid-back portrayal of Mac. Alternate performers during the season are Judith Roberts and Mike Bishop. The theatre program acknowledges a wink and a nod to the1970s farce No Sex Please, We're British. The risk here is that revisiting the simplistic culture and language from over 40 years ago may not gel with everyone. But who cares? This is how it is and some people will love it. While the show's title may not fulfil expectations, it offers uncomplicated entertainment for patrons to relax, sit back and laugh at the funny spots and groan at the corny bits. What fun! Congratulations to John Michael-Howson and his team for staging another Australian musical. We need to support Aussie shows, so go along and see it. - Cheryl Threadgold
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JOAN QUITS AS CMAA BOSS
■ News has it that Tamworth hotelier and businesswoman Joan Douglas has resigned as head of the Country Music Association of Australia (CMAA) . Joan took on the role in September last year, having served in the position of Secretary, succeeding long-serving Chairman Rod Laing, the Chief Executive Officer of Wests Entertainment Group.
TOYOTA STAR MAKER
■ Entries are rolling in for the 34th Toyota Star Maker, Australia's longest running search for a new country music star. With the final to be held during the 2013 Tamworth Country Music Festival, the competition has been the launching pad for the professional careers of many of today's leading country stars including James Blundell, Beccy Cole, Lee Kernaghan, Samantha McClymont and Keith Urban.
TAYLOR’S NEW RECORD
■ Country-pop star Taylor Swift's new album Red sold a whopping 1.208 million in its first week of release and debuted at number 1 on the Billboard 200 album charts. . The sales mark earned the singer-songwriter a new record in the history books as the only female artist (and the fourth artist ever) to hit the one million first-week figure twice since Sound Scan began tracking actual sales in 1991. - Rob Foenander ■ Simon Diaz has departed MIX 101.1, reports Greg Newman of Jocks Journal. Station Program Director Brendon Dangar confirms that Aaron Chilcott, formerly of Coast FM Mandurah, will replace Simon on the 9am-1pm shift.
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Wednesday, November 7 ■ Actor Denise Roberts was born in Scotland on this day. Evangelist Billy Graham was born in 1918 (94). Australian soprano Dame Joan Sutherland was born in 1926. She died in 2010 (83). Model Jean Shrimpton was born in England in 1942 (70).
● Larry James ■ Remembrance Day this Sunday (Nov. 11) will be observed by Melbourne community station, Golden Days Radio 95.7. President Larry James says the station volunteers recognise the day as one of national importance. “This important day on November 11 recognises the sacrifice that many Australians made to help make our country a safe and enjoyable place to live in the world,” Larry said. “ Greg Alabaster, one of our receptionists has written an interesting account based on his research of this day in World War I and in particular what happened in Melbourne to celebrate the signing of the armistice. “Maurie Lockie has voiced this work to the usual high standard and with the expertise of Alex Hehr providing suitable music; this account will be broadcast at 12.40pm in John Amor's Sunday afternoon program. “We have provided a copy of this recorded work to the state branch of the RSL for their archival records. “They have advised us that a Remembrance Service is being held at the War Graves Cemetery at Springvale Necropolis and they will be broadcasting our program as part of their service.”
● Emmanuel Kelly, accompanied by 3AW producer-guitarist Justin Smith, performed Hallelujah, in Neil Mitchell’s outside broadcast from Media House, Docklands, on Friday morning.
Ralphe returns
● Ralphe Rickman ■ Radio veteran Ralphe Rickman will appear with Ray Lawrence on Matinee at 2pm next Wednesday (Nov. 14) on Radio Eastern 98.1. Ralphe started at 3UL Warragul in 1954, then worked at 3AW, at a time when Happy Hammond, John Masters and Norman Banks were at the station in the era of the 78 records until 1967.
Ralphe was one of the first on air with Fox, one of Melbourne’s first FM stations. One year later he returned to the ABC, where one of his specialties was introducing jazz music. Ralphe retired in 1988 to the Sunshine Coast in Queensland. He has done some relief work at ABC Maroochydore, participated at a community station at Noosa, and sent a monthly program to Radio Eastern.
Times have certainly changed in Australian commercial radio. There was a time when media company executives, almost all male, would not have welcomed the news that their star was pregnant, and would be off air for ratings weeks. Kate Langbroek, at Nova 100, certainly has helped change attitudes with combining the birth of her children with her radio career.
Chrissie infanticipating ■ Mix 101.1 breakfast show and 3pm Pick-Up co-host Chrissie Swan has announced that she is expecting her third child in March. Chrissie and her partner, ‘The Chippy’, waited until the 18-week mark to make the public announcement. The news came as a surprise to Chrissie’s on air crew atARN.
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Tuesday, November 13
■ US singerPatti Page was born as Clara Fowler in 1927 (85). Adventurer Hans Tholstrup was born in Holland in 1944 (68). Singer Minnie Ripperton was born in Chicago in 1948. She died aged 31 in 1979. American singer Leif Garrett was born in 1961 (51).
■ Austrian-born actress Hedy Lamaar was born in1913. She died aged 87 in 2000. US singer Mary Travers was born in 1936. She died aged 72 in 2009. Athlete Jana Rawlinson (Pittman) was born in 1982 (30). Actress Justine Clarke is 41 (1971).
■ Theologian Martin Luther was born in Germany in 1483. He died aged 62 in 1546. Welsh actor Richard Burton (Jenkins) was born in 1925. He died aged 59 in 1984. Lyricist Sir Tim Rice was born in England in 1944 (68). Singer Donna Fargo was born in 1949 (63).
■ Comedian Jonathan Winters is 87 (1925). Author Kathy Lette was born in Sydney in 1958 (54). Actress Demi Moore (Demetria Guynes) was born in 1962 (50). US actress Calista Flockhart is 48 (1964). US actor Leonardo Di Caprio is 38 (1974).
■ American actress Grace Kelly was born in 1929. She died aged 52 in 1982. Canadian actor Ryan Gosling was born in Ontario in in 1980 (32). US actress Anne Hathaway was born in Brooklyn, New York in 1982 (30). Tennis player Paul McNamee is 58 (1954).
■ TV star Don Lane was born in 1933. He died aged 75 in 2009. US director and producer Gary Marshall is 78 (1934). Comedienne Whoopi Goldberg was born in New York City in 1955 (57). TV-radio presenter Richard Fidler was born in 1964 (48).
Thanks to GREG NEWMAN of the Birthday Bulletin for assistance with birthday and anniversary dates. Find out more at www.birthdaybulletin.com.au
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Melbourne Observer - Wednesday, November 7, 2012 - Page 39
Observer TV, Radio, Theatre Showbiz Latest Melbourne show business news - without fear or favour The Spoiler ANDRE TO RETURN Media Flashes
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For Those Who Have Lost The Plot
Neighbours ■ 6.30pm. Weeknights. Eleven. ■ Monday, November 12. Lucas’s hopes for the wedding are threatened when he discovers Rhys plans to attend; meanwhile Karl unwittingly fuels Carmel’s interest in him. ■ Tuesday, November 13. The pressure on Vanessa builds in the lead-up to her wedding day; eager to please her boyfriend, Rani agrees to pitch the idea of a school social to Priya. ■ Wednesday, November 14. Priya is surprised when Ajay’s love and spontaneity rekindle her feelings for her husband; shattered Vanessa finds support in Lucas. ■ Thursday, November 15. Priya resists Paul until he threatens to expose their affair; Toadie learns Connor is avoiding a difficult situation. ■ Friday, November 16. After Paul threatens to expose the truth, Priya attempts to destroy all evidence of their affair; Tash and Andrew’s bond continues to grow.
Home and Away ■ 7.00pm. Weeknights. Channel 7. ■ Monday, November 12. Tamara shows up in Summer Bay, but refuses to testify. Leah is even more suspicious about Jamie. April doesn't give up on her sister ■ Tuesday, November 13. Jamie's obsession escalates, Leah flees the Bay and Casey has a panic attack during the trial. Tamara skips town ■ Wednesday, November 14. Tamara and Kyle testify for Casey, the Braxtons await the results of the trial and Neil aggressively approaches Indi. Harvey doesn't have a Best Man. ■ Thursday, November 15. Neil is released from prison, posing a threat to Lisa and the Walkers, and Jett doesn't trust John. Dex suffers from a seizure and Roo meddles in Harvey's friendships as he tries to find a Best Man. ■ Friday, November 16. Dex suffers in the aftermath of his seizure. Harvey's Best Man, Winston, was Marilyn's disaster date. Bianca starts the healing process, but Heath can't be a part of it.
■ International entertainer André Rieu is planning return to Melbourne in October next year. He has booked the Rod Laver Arena for a concert on Saturday, October 19. Called And The Waltz Goes On Tour, the tour is named after his successful album on which he collaborated with Sir Anthony Hopkins. Rieu will conductshis 60-piece Johann Strauss Orchestra and play his 1732 Stradivarius violin. Rieu will also perform in Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth. Visa card holders are this week being able to participate in pre-sale ticket purchases by entering the password ‘Visa’.
Birthday ■ Eddie Perfect and Tripod performed at Hamer Hall on Sunday (Nov. 4) for the centre’s 30th birthday. Judith Isherwood, Chief Executive, cut the cake on an afternoon of tours, talks and entertainment.
Newsroom wish for Jen
High time in High Country ■ It is festival time in North-East Victoria and the streets of Mansfield have been packed with people sipping wine and buying vegies,eggs, joints of meat, fruit, seedlings - you name it. For the past 20 weeks the Directors have been rehearsing local artists and musicians to stage Cabaret in the Mansfield Performing Arts Centre. There are sizzling women in Mansfield. Dressed in their underwear and fishnet stockings they fascinate the spectators with their seductive dances. The Directors have found more local attractive women who, dressed in flamboyant costumes, meet and greet the audience as they arrive for the show. I always thought the Kit Kat Club in Cabaret was a nightclub but there are times when fellahs enter and exit through satin curtains that the Kit Kat Club becomes a like a 'house of ill-repute'. Thank goodness for Sandy Mackinnon, author, teacher-at-Timbertop, and now entertainer who, as MC, tells people what’s going on. The moment Sandy pokes his head through the curtain you realise that this whole performance is a romance between the beautiful Sally Bowles and an American writer. The pace of the show is determined by Monica, a fabulous trumpet player, who plays her instrument with one hand while conducting the action with the other. What a pity the guy comes in with a 'swastika' on his arm. That bring things down to earth.The audience knows that all good things must come to an end. Sally Bowles sings the well known Cabaret and people leave the theatre humming the tune. But that's not the end of the High Country Festival including a torchlight procession and yesterday’s Mansfield Cup. - Dan Webb
● Jennifer Hansen ■ Former Ten newsreader Jennifer Hansen greatly admires the SoHo series, The Newsroom. “If only real-life newsrooms were like the one depicted in brilliant TV show The Newsroom,” Jen commented on Facebook this week. “My career dream is to one day read the news alongside Jeff_Daniels - or Will McAvoy. Just once.”
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LOCAL THEATRE SHOWS ■ Fab Nobs Theatre: The Drowsy Chaperone November 9 - 24 at 44 Industry Place, Bayswater. Director: Karl McNamara; Musical Director: Vicki Quinn. Bookings: 0401 018 846. ■ Mornington CEF Players: Buddy - the Buddy Holly Story (by Alan Jane), November 10, 16, 17, 23, 24 at 8.00pm, November 11, 18, 25 at 2.00pm at Bellamy Hall, Albert Street, Mornington. Director: Natalie Pharaoh; Musical Director: Matt Charles and Joon Kim. Tickets: $22 Full Price, $18 Conc., $14 Child. Bookings: 5975 5904 or jandr@bigpond.net.au (Friday night performances are Cabaret - BYO drinks, nibbles). www.cefplayers.com.au ■ 1812 Theatre: The 39 Steps (by Patrick Barlow) November 15 - December 8 at 3 Rose Street, Upper Ferntree Gully. Director: Doug Bennett. www.1812theatre.com.au ■ Frankston Theatre Group: Murdered to Death November 16 - December 2 (2.00pm matinees November 25, December 2) at the Mt Eliza Community Centre, Canadian Bay Road, Mt Eliza. Cabaret style. BYO drinks. Tickets: $26.50 full price, PSU $24.50, Groups 10 $24.50. Bookings: 1300 665 377. ■ Warrandyte 55 Plus Variety Group: Remembering 50 Golden Years Concert Saturday, November 17 at 1.00pm for 1.15pm start at the Warrandyte Senior Citizens Club Hall, 1-3 Taroona Avenue, Warrandyte. Tickets: $14.00 donation includes afternoon tea served after the performance. Bookings: Call Alan 9738 2216 ■ Williamstown Little Theatre: The Dixie Swim Club (by Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope and Jamie Wooten) November 15 - December 1, Tues - Sat at 8.15pm, Sunday at 5.00pm, 2.00pm final Saturday, at 2-4 Albert Street, Williamstown. Director: Lois Collinder. Bookings: wlt.org.au or 9885 9678. ■ Strathmore Theatrical Arts Group (STAG): Hay Fever (by Noel Coward) November 22 - 24 at 8.00pm, November 28 - December 1 at 8.00pm, November 25 at 2.00pm at the Strathmore Community Centre, Cnr Loeman and Napier Sts, Strathmore. Director: Kris Weber. Tickets: $20 full price, $15 concession. Bookings: 9382 6284 or www.stagtheatre.org/reservations ■ Peridot Theatre Company: Me and Jezebel, November 9 - 24 at Unicorn Theatre, Mount Waverley Secondary College, Lechte Rd., Mt Waverley. Director: Helen Ellis. Tickets: $23/$20. Bookings: 1300 138645 (landline) or 9898 9090 (mobiles). ■ Brighton Theatre Company: Secret Bridesmaids' Business (by Elizabeth Coleman), November 7 - 24 at Brighton Theatre, Corner Carpenter and Wilson Streets, Brighton. Director: Annie Blood. Tickets: $20/$18. Bookings: 1300 752 126. ● More on Page 41
■ Are the executives at 3AW deliberately trying to alienate their overnight audience? Over several decades the AW midnight-dawn listeners had become accustomed to familiar, companion radio. In the past year, 3AW seems to be encouraging its older listeners to switch across to the ABC. On Saturday morning, Tim Wilson made his debut. Tim is Director of Climate Change Policy and the Intellectual Property and Free Trade Unit at the Institute of Public Affairs. ● Tim Wilson Tim has been heard on the ABC with Jon Faine, ABC News 24, Sky News and the Melbourne gay-lesbian radio station, Joy 94.1. His online biography notes: “Tim currently lives in Melbourne with his partner, Ryan.” Tim’s Saturday program was loaded with discussion on the US election, Australian politics, abortion, religion, taxes and other hard news issues. Tim Wilson is reported to be a close friend of Federal Opposition Leader Tony Abbott. One of Wilson’s feature interviews was with a member of the Australian Liberals Abroad organisation. One listener, Luke, commented on a 3AW listener page on Facebook: “Just fell asleep, listening to the most boring radio I have ever heard on 3AW.”
Over My Dead Body
● Roderick Chappel (Gerald), Alan Thompson (Mark), Allyson Hunt (Mrs Capstick) and Janet Withers (Amanda) rehearse for the Basin Theatre Company's production of Over My Dead Body, opening on November 9. Photo: Sally Larwood ■ Over My Dead Body by Derek Benfield and directed by Joe Tuppenney is the latest play from The Basin Theatre, being presented from November 9 to December 1 at 8pm and 2pm Sunday matinees at the theatre in Doongalla Rd, The Basin. This warm, funny play tells us things don't necessarily have to finish when we die. Following the death of his wife Helen, Gerald hopes to spend the rest of his days comfortably alone with his memories doing his best to avoid the cooking of his daughter Shirley and to patiently endure the awkwardness of his son-in-law Mark. However, unbeknownst to him, Helen has other ideas Tickets: $22 (includes complimentary parking, program sherries before the show, tea, coffee and biscuits at interval and wine, fruit juice and savouries with the cast after the show. Bookings: online www.thebasintheatre.org.au or 1300 784 668 (between 7pm and 9pm only) - Cheryl Threadgold
Ralph is ambassador ■ Melbourne-based music and sports manager Ralph Carr has been appointed as an Australia Day Ambassador. The appointment was advised by Victorian Premier Ted Baillieu and the Australia Day Committee.
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Observer Showbiz What’s Hot and What’s Not on Blu-Ray and DVD
● Legendary Multi-Oscar-Winner filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola'sThe Conversation: Screen great Gene Hackman gives one of the most personal and chilling performances of his career as the troubled and mysterious surveillance expert. FILM: THE CONVERSATION: Cast: Gene Hackman, John Cazale, Allen Garfield, Harrison Ford. Genre: Drama/Thriller. Year: 1974. Rating: M. Running Time: 113 Minutes. Format: DVD and BLU-RAY. Stars: ***** Verdict: A crowning cinematic achievement from multi-Oscar-winning filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola of a paranoid and obsessively-secretive surveillance expert who mistakenly becomes involved in a case when he suspects that a couple he is spying on will be murdered. An intensely chilling, highly disturbing and totally compelling look into invasion of privacy and other levels. Oscar nominations for Best Picture, Best Sound and Best Original Screenplay. Gene Hackman is electrifying in one of his best performances as the troubled and mysterious surveillance expert, a role which he reprised in Enemy Of The State in 1998. One of the great classics of 1970's cinema! Trivia: The Conversation was nominated for the Best Picture Academy award the same year as Francis Ford Coppola's epic saga The Godfather: Part II, of which The Godfather: Part II won. FILM: GUNS AT BATASI: Cast: Richard Attenborough, Jack Hawkins, John Leyton. Genre: War/Drama. Year: 1964. Rating: PG. Running Time: 103 Minutes. Format: DVD. Stars: **** Verdict: The strong and captivating story of an anachronistic martinet RSM on a remote Colonial African army outpost is caught in a local coup d'état and he must use his experience to defend those in his care. Good script, direction and performances all round, but what carries this even more above all others is the wonderfully compelling and extraordinarily over-the-top performance of Richard Attenborough as the stiffupper-lip RSM veteran in a career landmark that has to be seen to be believed. FILM: THE OVERLANDERS: Cast: Chips Rafferty. Genre: Drama/Adventure. Year: 1946. Rating: G. Running Time: 87 Minutes. Format: DVD. Stars: **** Verdict: In one of the great classics of Australian cinema, it's the start of WWII in Northern Australia and the Japanese are getting close, so people are evacuating, and rather than kill all their cattle, a disparate group decides to drive them overland half way across the continent. If this plot sounds familiar, you're right, remember Baz Luhrmann's epic 2008 over-hyped potboiler Australia? But The Overlanders is a real tough journey, a fitting tribute to those hard driven men and women during a unique time in Australia's history that cannot be replicated, and one you won't want to miss. FILM: CARRY ON SPYING: Cast: Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey, Bernard Cribbins, Barbara Windsor. Genre: Comedy. Year: 1964. Rating: G. Running Time: 84 Minutes. Format: DVD. Stars: *** Verdict: It had to happen, and it did. Right at the peak of the sixties James Bond phenomenon those crazy Carry On team enter 007 territory as a top secret chemical formula has been stolen by STENCH (the Society for the Total Extinction of Non-Conforming Humans), and so a bumbling Agent and his three equally bumbling trainees are sent on the trail of the villains The Fat Man, Dr. Milchman and Dr Crow, in another uniquely riotous and enjoyablelittle adventure that only the Carry On team can deliver.
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LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
■ The Director's Cut (1986) (M). 103 minutes. Available now on Blu-Ray. The 1986 comedy/musical, a mild success in its day that has since gone on to attain a huge cult following, arrives on Blu-Ray, but in a form that fans may not initially recognise. Set in the early 1960s, the story centres on Seymour (Rick Moranis), a shy, clumsy nerd who works for flowershop owner Mr Mushnik (Vincent Gardenia), who is always complaining about the severe lack of business. Also employed at the shop is Audrey (Ellen Greene), whom Seymour is secretly in love with, but is in a dangerous relationship with psychotic dentist Orin Scrivello (Steve Martin). Success suddenly hits the store when Seymour brings out a plant he's been working on, an unusual fly-trap style of greenery that he's adoringly called Audrey II. Success turns to horror when Seymour discovers that the plant needs human blood to survive, and as Audrey II grows, so does the body count. An adaptation of the 1982 offBroadway play (by Howard Ashman), which itself was based on the 1960 cult classic written by the great Charles B Griffith (A Bucket Of Blood / Death Race 2000 / Beast From Haunted Cave) and directed by the legendary Roger Corman (Tomb Of Ligeia / The Intruder / Masque Of The Red Death / The Haunted Palace), this big-budget remake blends grungy atmosphere, lively musical numbers, and very funny black comedy with incredible skill and flair. Director Frank Oz (The Muppets / Dirty Rotten Scoundrels / Death At A Funeral) never lets the material go off the rails, keeping the two leads likeable, and making sure the film looks impressive, with the help of firstrate work from cinematographer Robert Paynter, production designer Roy Walker, editor John Jympson, and costume designer Marit Allen. The puppet work for Audrey II still amazes (particularly when the plant reaches a kingsome size), and the onset work certainly makes the interaction between human and plant all-themore believable. It's somewhat sad to think that if the movie was made today, Audrey II would would be a soulless, CGI creation. This film features some of the best, most intricate puppet/mechanical work ever seen. Performances couldn't be more perfect. Moranis (Honey, I Shrunk The Kids / Streets Of Fire / My Blue Heaven) is wonderful as Seymour, and
is matched by Greene (Pump Up The Volume / Talk Radio) as Audrey. Steve Martin is absolutely hilarious as the unhinged dentist, and there is sterling work from Levi Stubbs (as the voice of Audrey II), Gardenia (Death Wish / Moonstruck), Bill Murray (Stripes / Caddyshack / Get Low), John Candy (Planes, Trains And Automobiles), and Christopher Guest (This Is Spinal Tap). What is so significant about this Blu-Ray release is that we finally get to see how the film originally ended, with a 20-minute alternate ending that changes the whole direction and tone of the story as we've known for the past 26 years. The original ending, which is more downbeat (but keeping in tune with the 1960 film's ending), was emphatically hated by test audiences, so Warner Brothers told Frank Oz to completely re-shoot the last section of the film, giving audiences a happy ending instead. This meant Oz had to drop an elaborate finale (which mixes Godzilla with Day Of The Triffids), which the effects crew had worked almost a year on (at a cost of nearly $5 million), in favour of a new ending where the evil plant is defeated and Seymour and Audrey live happily ever after. To now see this original ending reinstated (and beautifully restored by Warner) is jaw-dropping to say the least. The hand-made model work is exemplary and again amongst the best ever seen, and brings wild closure to a musical that was full of black humour and downtrodden characters. Some viewers may not take to this ending, so both versions are on the disc, a decision which I wish would become a much more common practice when it comes to multiple versions of a single film. There are a decent amount of extras, including featurettes, out-takes (which show what an exhaustingly long shoot the film had), and an audio commentary by director Oz. It is such a joy to see Little Shop Of Horrors back in its original form, and looking fantastic on the Blu-Ray format. The film still manages to delight, involve, and entertain, and with both versions now available, makes this Special Edition a magical, must-own release. It was definitely worth the wait. RATING - *****. - Aaron Rourke Blu-Ray kindly supplied by Video Vision, 177-179 Carlisle St, Balaclava. For information or bookings on this title please call 9531 2544.
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‘AIDA’ STAGED BY MDMS REVIEW
● Devised and performed by Michala Banas, Tom Barton, Keith Brockett, Mark Diaco, Marg Downey, Dan Hamill, Linc Hasler and Laura Maitland, Glimpse is directed by Laura Maitland and Noni Hazlehurst. ■ The Kin Collective presents the premiere of Glimpse, from November 14 to December 2 at fortyfivedownstairs, 45 Flinders Lane, Melbourne. Devised and performed by Michala Banas, Tom Barton, Keith Brockett, Mark Diaco, Marg Downey, Dan Hamill, Linc Hasler and Laura Maitland, Glimpse is directed by Laura Maitland and Noni Hazlehurst. Glimpse is a study of ourselves and the moments we share, told through the stories of eight strangers whose worlds are not as far apart as they seem. Imagine catching the eye of a stranger in a public place. We do it every day. Now imagine what would happen if you didn’t look away, but took that glimpse and followed it to its end. Director Laura Maitland says: “We all know what it’s like to make a connection with someone unexpectedly, but so often we just don’t have the time (or the courage!) to explore it. “Glimpse is a day in the life of a world where we do take the time, when we dare to stop and listen to the stranger on the tram; the neighbor everyone hates; the brother we thought we knew. It’s a no holds barred journey into our own fears and assumptions … and chance to see what’s left of them on the other side.” Glimpse is created and performed by an assembly of some of theatre and television’s most interesting and engaging performers. Season: Wednesday November 14 – Sunday December 2 (Not Mondays) Times: Tuesday – Saturday at 8pm; Sunday at 6pm Bookings: fortyfivedownstairs, 9662 9966 http:// www.fortyfivedownstairs.com/buy-tickets/ Tickets: $34 Full /$24 Concession Venue: fortyfivedownstairs, 45 Flinders Lane, Melbourne
■ Mountain District Musical Society (MDMS) has done great work in presenting Elton John and Tim Rice’s Aida at the Maroondah Secondary College Theatre. Based on Guiseppe Verdi’s opera, this rock-musical transports us from the Egyptian section of a modern museum to Ancient Egypt when the statue of female Pharoah Amneris comes to life. A love triangle develops between Captain of the Egyptian Army, Radames, captured Nubian slave, Princess Aida and the Princess of Egypt, Amneris, who has been engaged to Radames for nine years. Conflict between the Egyptians and Nubians complicates things even further. Gina Mets is captivating as Aida, blending mystique with feistiness and uses her strong vocal talents to convey the emotions of her story. Equally strong is Tori Whiteside’s portrayal of Amnneris - first a ditsy, fashion-conscious princess, who transforms into a regal, commanding successor to the Egyptian throne. Ed Deganos is well cast as Radames and develops a powerful chemistry with Aida. MDMS has assembled a terrific cast. Other standouts for me were David Miles, Peter Roberts and the two ensemble members playing Amneris’s attendants. Robbie Carmelotti’s direction, Jess Barlow’s musical direction, Joel Anderson’s choreography and Michael Brasser’s lighting design all achieve top results to present this well-rehearsed and polished show. The striking costumes are designed by Fiona Palmer and Hazel Green and the three mobile, multi-purpose stair structures are an innovative concept to create settings. However, care needs to be taken that busy stage crew do not distract from performances. It appears to be very labour-intensive work. Sound balance problems will no doubt improve after opening night. Congratulations Mountain District Musical Society. Aida can be seen until November 10 at the Maroondah Secondary College, Croydon. Bookings: www.mdms.org.au
AUDITIONS ■ Strathmore Theatrical Arts Group (STAG): Merry Wives of Windsor (by William Shakespeare) November 24, 25, 26 at the Strathmore Community Theatre, Corner Loeman and Napier Streets, Strathmore. Director: Drew Mason. Audition bookings: drew.mason@optusnet.com.au or 9382 6284. ■ CLOC Musical Theatre: The Phantom of the Opera (World Amateur Premiere) November 9 -11 at CLOC Central, 32 Dane Rd., Moorabbin. Enquiries: 1300 362 547.
I Am The Wind
● Luke Mulquiney and Shaun Goss in I Am The Wind, opening at the Collingwood Underground Arts Park on November 15. Photo: Eve Wilson ■ Public Front and Turtle Lab present I Am The Wind from November 15 – December 1 at the Collingwood Underground Arts Park. I Am The Wind is written by Jon Fosse, with English language version by Simon Stephens, directed by Sapidah Kian and performed by Luke Mulquiney and Shaun Goss. I Am The Wind sees two travelling companions bound together on a journey across the sea. One wants to push out to the open ocean, but the other is afraid. As the waves rise they must face the elements, each other, and themselves in an uncontrollable odyssey into the unknown. This work by one of Europe’s most widely performed playwrights meditates on the endless struggle to be human. Season: November 15 – December 1. Preview: November 14. Times: Tues – Sun at 7.30pm. Venue: Collingwood Underground Arts Park – Harmsworth St., Collingwood. $25 full, $18 concession and Tuesday Tix, $15 Preview.
AUDITIONS ■ Eltham Little Theatre: Katerina (by P.J. Armstrong) November 25 at 2.00pm and November 26 at 7.30pm, at the Eltham Performing Arts Centre, 1603 Main Road, Research. Director: Sam Chappel. Audition bookings and enquiries: 0434 413595.
RED STITCH THEATRE ■ Red Stitch Actors Theatre presents Midsummer by David Greig and Gordon McIntyre from November 16 to December 15 at the Red Stitch Actors Theatre, rear 2 Chapel St, St Kilda. Directed by John Kachoyan, Midsummer is a lo-fi pop musical and romantic comedy between two mismatched lovers. Set during the summer solstice in Edinburgh, Bob and Helena meet at a classy wine bar. He is a directionless divorcee who makes a living through petty crime. She’s a highlypaid divorce lawyer, a serial bridesmaid with a taste for other people’s husbands. She’s totally out of his league and he’s not her type at all. After a drunken one-night stand, the unlikely duo find themselves on a wild weekend burning a hole in someone else’s £15,000.. Previews: November 14, 15. Season: November 16 – December 15 (not Monday or Tuesday) Times: Wed – Sat 8.00pm, Sundays 6.30pm, Saturday matinees at 4.00pm (except November 17) Venue: Red Stitch Actors Theatre, rear 2 Chapel St, St Kilda. Tickets: $39/$29 $20 student/$15 rush. Bookings: www.redstitch.net or 9533 8083.
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SHOWS ● Captured Nubian slave, Princess Aida (Gina Mets ) in the MDMS production of Aida being presented in Croydon until November 10. Photo: Rafstar Designs
AUDITIONS ■ Babirra Music Theatre: Annie November 12, 15, 18 (adults) and November 18 (children) at the Highfield Road Uniting Church Hall, Highfield Road, Canterbury. Director: Alan Burrows; Musical Director: Danny Forward; Choreographer: Susan Lewis. Audition enquiries: 0400 820 786. ■ Aspect Inc: Hairspray Information Evening Wednesday November 14 at 7.30pm at the Aspendale Gardens Community Centre, Kearney Drive, Aspendale Gardens. Director: Lyn Laister; Musical Director: Emma McGeorge; Choreographer: Kim Annette. Auditions: November 22, 23, 24, 25. Enquiries and audition bookings: 9580 8415. ■ Brighton Theatre Company: The Female of the Species (by Joanna Murray-smith) November 18, 19 from 7.30pm at Brighton Theatre, Cnr Wilson and Carpenter Streets, Brighton. Director: Deborah Fabbro. Audition bookings: orbbaf@ozemail.com.au ■ Lilydale Athenaeum Theatre Company: Steel Magnolias (by Robert Harding) November 17 from 1.30pm, November 19 from 7.30pm at 41 Castella St., Lilydale. Director: Lyn Carr. Audition bookings: 0422 441 489 or email lindacarr5@bigpond.com ■ Williamstown Little Theatre: alking Heads (by Alan Bennett) November 17, 18 at 1.00pm at Williamstown Little Theatre, 2 Albert Street, Williamstown. Director: Shirley Sydenham. Three Monologues: Soldiering On, A Bed of Lentils, A Lady of Letters. Enquiries: 0402 231724.
■ Malvern Theatre Company: The Glazed Look (by Terence Journet) Until November 17 at 29 Burke Road, Malvern. Director: Richard Burman. Tickets: $20 (no conc.) Bookings: 1300 131552. ■ Nova Music Theatre: 42nd Street, Until November 11 at the Whitehorse Centre, Nunawading. Director: Tim Schwerdt; Choreographer: Lisa-Maree Callaghan; Musical Director: Phillip Osbourne. Tickets: $38/$33 Ch.15 and Under $28. Bookings: 1300 305 771 or www.novamusictheatre.com.au ■ Lilydale Athenaeum Theatre Company: Calendar Girls (by Tim Firth) November 7 - 24 at the Athenaeum Theatre, 39 - 41 Castella Street, Lilydale. Director: Alan Burrows. Tickets: $25/ $22. Bookings: 9735 1777. ■ Southern Peninsula Players: Calendar Girls November 8 18 at the Rosebud Memorial Hall. Bookings: www.spptheatre.org or 5982 2777. ■ MLOC Productions: The Wizard of Oz November 9 - 17 at the Phoenix Theatre, 101 Glenhuntly Road. Director: Lucy Nicolson; Musical Director: Tanya Chaves; Choreographer: Keir Jasper. Tickets: $32 full price, $30 concession, $28 Children 15 and Under. Bookings: 9570 4052. www.mloc.org.au ■ Beaumaris Theatre Inc: The Vicar of Dibley (by Richard Curtis) November 9 - December 1 at Beaumaris Theatre, 82 Wells Road, Beaumaris. Director: Fred Pezzimenti. Cabaret style. BYO drinks and nibblies. Bookings: www.beaumaristheatre.com.au Enquiries: 9583 6896. ■ Phoenix Theatre Company: Baby November 16 - 24 at the Doncaster Playhouse. Co-directors: Craig Maloney and Renee Maloney; Musical Director: Stewart Garrett; Choreographer: Renee Maloney. Tickets: $28 evening, $22 matinee. Bookings: 9012 5897 or www.phoenixtheatrecompany.org - Cheryl Threadgold
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BIG BIDS FOR THOROUGHBREDS ■ The Magic Million National Horses In Training sale continued to attract big bids for the royally bred thoroughbreds. Early in the sales a Fastnet Rock colt went under the hammer for $240,000, to Les Tinker from Serene Lodge. The colt from the draft of the Think Big Stud, attracted big interest and looked superb, as do most of the Fastnet Rock's. The well presented youngster is the fourth foal of the Australian and South African Group One winning mare, Perfect Promise. Another colt to sell well later in the day; was the Exceed and Excel-Undercover Colt from Rothwell Park who was snapped up for $180,000. The chestnut colt, from the family of Golden Slipper winner Polar Success, will head to New South Wales being snapped up by Magic Millions, acting as an agent. Singapore led the way in a strong international market with 46 lots purchased as a gross of $2.7 million. There was also strong interest with lots sold to Macau, China, New Zealand, Hong Kong and Malayasia. All up over the two day National Horses In Training sale, a record sales gross of $8,795,250 was achieved at an average price of $40,719. The clearance rate for the sale rounded out at 69 per cent. Over the two day sale MM sold 20 horses for $100,000 or more-up from 10 last year and that was encouraging for the company. The leading buyers at the auction included Singapore's The Racing Club with four lots at a spend of $460,000 and Kranji Thoroughbreds' four lots at $ 274,500. Adelaide based trainer Michael Hickmott snapped up seven lots for clients at a spend of $223,500. Session Two top sellers were: ■ $240,000. Fastnet Rock-Perfect Promise colt. ■ $180,000. Exceed and Excel-Undercover colt. ■ $135,000. Nadeem-Sandy's
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● Lot 132 – Hussonet-Flying Single colt Photo by GREG IRVINE, MAGIC MILLIONS
Glow colt. ■ $130,000 .Holy Roman-EmperorMarmoso colt. ■ $120,000 Not A Single DoubtSnippet's Jewel colt. ■ $115,000. Artie Schiller colt-Lady Migalloo colt. ■ $112,500. Tale of the Cat-Mighty Atalanta colt It's certainly been a big year so far for the Magic Millions Group.
the media. We wish Dale well for the future.
Smart field in Classic
■ Some of Australia's bets sprinters have been nominated for the very popular and rich Patinack Farm Classic on the final day of the Melbourne Cup Carnival. The race, worth over a million in prizemoney, is run up the straight over 1200 metres and has at■ It was certainly an tracted an excellent interesting appoint- field of the very best ment when the available. Try these on for Victoria Racing Club recently appointed size, Bel Sprinter, alformer Crown Casino though his form up the Chief Executive, straight is very ordiDavid Courtney to re- nary, but on his day place Dale Monteith could win anything. Then you have the who finishes up this Peter Moody preyear. Mr Courtney was pared Golden Archer, CEO of Crown Ca- who loves the straight, sino, (2007-2010); Hallowell Belle, forCEO OF Perth's merly with Peter now Burswood Casino with Gai Waterhouse, (2004-2007); and CFO is a smart sprinting at Crown (1997-2004). mare. The latest star on He was born and educated in Mel- the horizon, Howmuchbourne at RMIT and doyouloveme, is a ripMonash University, per as proved at and was a partner at Caulfield recently, and Ernst and Young in then you have another Melbourne before beauty in Mental from leaving the firm to join the Peter Snowden Crown Casino in camp. Further down the 1997. Mr.Courtney, will list, but extremely succeed Dale Mon- good are, Mid Sumteith, originally from mer Music, from the the Melbourne Rac- Moody camp, and the ing Club, who has Tim Martin charge, been the CEO at the Pampelonne. Another Moody VRC for the past 12 years, and proved very runner Ready To Rip popular with all and is very smart; while sundry especially us in the John O'Shea
● Lot 264 – Fastnet Rock-Perfect Promise colt Photo by GREG IRVINE, MAGIC MILLIONS
Interesting appointment
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Top 10 Lists LORD OF THE RINGS [1978 Version/Animated/Fantasy/Adventure]. FROM NOON TO THREE [Western/Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland]. GUNS AT BATASI [War/Drama/Richard Attenborough]. SINK THE BISMARCK [War/Drama/Kenneth More]. WARLOCK [Western/Henry Fonda, Anthony Quinn, Richard Widmark]. DALEKS: INVASION EARTH 2150AD [Science Fiction/Peter Cushing]. WHAT PRICE GLORY [war/James Cagney]. DESERT FOX [War/James Mason]. NEW RELEASE TELEVISION, DOCUMENTARY AND MUSIC DVD HIGHLIGHTS: NANCY WAKE [Drama/War/Noni Hazlehurst, John Waters]. AIR CRASH INVESTIGATION: Seasons 1-11. ALCATRAZ: The Complete First Season. PROHIBITION [Documentary]. EURYTHMICS: Sweet Dreams. GENESIS: The Genesis Songbook. BONES: Season 4. BONES: Season 5. THE PRIME OF MISS JEAN BRODIE [Drama/ TV/Lynsey Baxter, Amanda Kirby]. HAMISH & ANDY'S EURO GAP YEAR. 30 ROCK: Season 6. COLD FEET: Series 5. BERGERAC: Series 5. TOP BLU-RAY SELLERS: 1. PROMETHEUS + DVD [Science Fiction/ Noomi Rapace, Charlize Theron, Michael Fassbender]. 2. ROCK OF AGES [Music/Comedy/Tom Cruise, Russell Brand, Julianne Hough]. 3. AVATAR 3D + DVD [Science Fiction/ Chris Hemsworth, Sigourney Weaver]. 4. THE THREE STOOGES [Comedy/Chris Diamantopoulos, Sean Hayes, Will Sasso]. 5. THE DICTATOR [Comedy/Sacha Baron Cohen, Megan Fox]. 6. E. T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTIAL: 30th Anniversary [Adventure/Henry Thomas, Peter Coyote]. 7. THE CABIN IN THE WOODS [Horror/ Thriller/Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Connolly]. 8. LAWRENCE OF ARABIA: 50th Anniversary Restored Director's Cut [Adventure/Peter O'Toole]. 9. THE AVENGERS: 2D & 3D [Action/Adventure/Robert Downey Jr, Scarlett Johansson]. 10. THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL [Comedy/Drama/Judi Dench, Bill Nighy]. Also: Dark Shadows, Bond 50, The Raven, What to Expect When You're Expecting, Get the Gringo, Piranha 3DD, Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures, The Five Year Engagement, Titanic 3D +2D, Men in Black 3D + 2D. NEW RELEASE HIGHLIGHTS ON BLU-RAY THIS WEEK: SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN [Adventure/Fantasy/Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Stewart]. TINKERBELL: Secret of the Wings [Family/ Animated]. KATY PERRY: Part of Me [Documentary/ Music/Katy Perry]. LORD OF THE RINGS [1978 Version/Animated/Fantasy/Adventure]. ALCATRAZ: The Complete First Season. THE CONVERSATION [Drama/Gene Hackman, John Cazale]. - James Sherlock
Susan Boyle musical
trained flying filly Sea Siren is very smart, as proved at Moonee Valley recently and at all her starts in Sydney. The Queenslanders, Spirit of Boom and Temple of Boom are straight six specialists, while
● Sea Siren Photo by SLICKPIX, phone 9354 5754 We're Gonna Rock the mighty mare, from the strong Black Caviar, won Kavanagh camp can't twice in very easy be dismissed. fashion. You can't leave Leave me out the Buffering out either; result is very hard to the Queenslander is judge with such a great also very good up the field of sprinters enstraight. gaged. This is the race that - Ted Ryan
■ The new musical based on the life story of the global singing sensation Susan Boyle, starring UK actress Elaine C Smith in the title role, will run for a limited season next year in Melbourne at Her Majesty’s Theatre from May 31. Tickets will go on sale on Monday, November 26. Susan Boyle said "I am thrilled that Australian audiences will have the opportunity to see the incredibly talented Elaine C. Smith in Ed Curtis's amazing production of my official story. This has been an incredible ride and I hope to have the opportunity to visit Australia again when the production opens in Melbourne in May, 2013".
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FOOTY’S SALUTE TO VIETNAM VETS
■ I was thrilled to hear from ‘Ocker’ Robertson, former champion WA Swans and State full forward and WA newspaper sports journalist. He is currently in Vietnam and has made contact with Phil Johns, President of the AFL Vietnam Swans. His Ccub has an ambitious plan to have the Sydney Swans v St Kilda match set down for Sunday, August 18, 2013 be officially nominated to be celebrated as the 40th Anniversary of the end of the Vietnam War. It would be similar to our AFL annual ANZAC Day blockbuster game between Essendon and Collingwood. I’m honoured to be asked to help promote the concept to start next year. The possibilities of developing our Asian market are already underway with the AFL’s Development program under Manager Tony Woods and the national teams from the region who compete in the AFL’s International Cup series. I’m not sure what extra I can do that ‘Ocker’ and Phil have not already covered. I totally support this brilliant idea. It will do good for our international relations with Vietnam and the respect the Vietnam Vets so justly deserve. I congratulate Phil Johns and his team of volunteers. I shall make certain to contact Swans Andrew Ireland and my mate Kevin Sheedy who was the ‘brains’ behind the ANZAC Day match to offer my help. The AFL’s two Sydney rivals need a naming tag for their future ‘derbies’ and this could be the answer. After all Sheedy was conscripted into the Army in this dark period of Australia’s loyalty to America to fight in the Vietnam war which the majority of our nation believed we should not have been involved. Our boys who fought so courageously were treated shabbily upon returning home and it took many years to put them back on the pedestal which they rightfully deserved. Similar to our presence today in Afghanistan. Thank heavens for the RSL and the ANZAC Day tradition which supported the Vietnam Vets. He doesn’t talk about it but Sheeds was not happy his club’s hierarchy angled to keep him home in Australia. He would give the Viet Vets Day his imprimatur. ★ Hi Harry, Saturday 3/11/12 Salutations mate. You are about to hear from a guy called Phil Johns, a super bloke, and the President of the Vietnam Swans. I won't prattle on here, as the material he will send you is self-explanatory, but in a line, it is about the nominating of a special AFL match to celebrate the 40th year of the end of the Vietnam War. Our Vietnam Vets, I am sure you will agree, have been ignored long enough. The match they are hoping to be designated is the game involving the Sydney Swans in Sydney on August 19, 2013. I have not been able to find anybody who doesn't think this is a good idea. Mike Fitzpatrick is across it ... I lobbed it on his desk a while back and I think the AFL is looking at it quite seriously. The Swans are also well aware, and I believe like it too. Mate, could you dip your oar in to assist? Love reading all your stuff....keep it going. Informative, imaginative and spot on I reckon. I am in Vietnam right now and just
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Harry Beitzel www.squidoo.com/harrybeitzel witnessed my first match, a clash between the Swankiest and HMAS Sydney in Saigon. The Swankiest prevailed by 11 points in a match that actually finished in the dark because of unfortunate cloud cover. More intent than talent I have to say, but they get into it. No lack of courage from either side. I have just done another little piece on the match for the Subiaco Post. A guy called Alby Glendining (Ross's nephew) played and I have based it on him. The HMAS Sydney, for your interest, was known as the Ferry to Vung Tau, the place where our diggers were based during the War. We actually pitched our tents at Nui Dat, just down the road from Vung Tau. It is now a major highway between the two places, but at the time of the Battle of Long Tan (where we lost 19 Diggers in a fierce battle with the Viet Cong) it was no more than a track through the undergrowth. I hope you can help mate. Our boys deserve it. Best regards, Ocker. (exWA/Swans top F/F, Austin Robertson, also played with South Melbourne and was top goalkicker in 1966. HB) ★ Hi Harry, Saturday 3/11/12 I am the president of the Vietnam Swans Australian Football Club in Vietnam and a friend of Austin Robertson. Austin suggested that I contact you regarding a proposal for the AFL to host a Vietnam Veterans Day Twilight Blockbuster in 2013: ■ The inspiration for hosting a match to recognize all veterans, not just Vietnam Veterans, on Vietnam Veterans Day next year would be the 40th anniversary of diplomatic relations between Australia and Vietnam. ■ The glue to hold the nation’s attention would be a match of Australia’s signature sport, Aussie Rules. ■ The signature moment to catch the breath of a nation would be timing the minute’s silence at the stadium to coincide with a live telecast of the minute’s silence at the Long Tan Cross (6.45pm AEST) during the Long Tan Service which falls on the anniversary of the Battle of Long Tan, August 18, 1966. I have attached a copy of a more detailed presentation that I have sent through to Mike Fitzpatrick. Mike says the proposal is “interesting” and that the AFL is “seriously
looking at” it. Andrew Ireland has said previously said that if the schedule worked, the Sydney Swans, “on face value” would be interested in seeing what they could do to support the initiative. When the draw was announced the other day, the Sydney Swans are drawn to play St Kilda at the SCG on August 18 next year. The time slot is 3.15pm so that would need to be pushed back to approx 7pm. The President of the Long Tan Veterans Association has said they would offer their full support. A number of Vietnam Veterans, including Graham Cornes, support the idea. Cornes describes it as “a great idea”. The idea seems to be generating quite some attention and I would be very interested in knowing if you had any feedback as to how I could best keep pushing the idea forward. Regards, Phil - Harry Beitzel Melbourne
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■ On Tuesday I visited Alabar Farm at Echuca. Alabar is the major Standardbred Stud in Australasia headed up by the breeding expert Alan Galloway. The purpose for the visit was that I wished to see in the flesh the ‘Super Stallion’ Shadow Play, an impressive animal both on and off the race track. Shadow Play was imported from the USA and made an instant impact on broodmare owners including myself. I couldn't get my mare to Alabar quickly enough when I heard that the stallion was heading our way. However when at Alabar the attention was not focused on the older horse, but a few days old foal considered to be very unique for a Standardbred. Being by Courage Under Fire, a former champion racehorse and now the sire of champions, from a mare named Telern Hilda the impressive colt is white in colour. White Standardbreds are extremely rare indeed. Alabar stallions look after 3000 mares a year and this white foal is their first ! Despite only being a few days old this young fella is the talk of harness racing, and Harness Racing Victoria is giving you the chance to name this equine rarity. Contact info@hrv.org.au with your choice of name. HRV haven't announced the prize for the winner at this time. - Keith McGowan
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