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Yarra Glen Quality Meats master butcher Rod Faulkner is hold ing a sausage and salami-making master class and meat tasting day from 9am-5pm, Sunday, August 11. A bus will take participants from Melbourne to the Yarra Valley, where theyw ill be welcomed with a country style breakfast; before they get hands-on in the butcher shop making their own small goods and sausages. At the end of the day, class members will be sent home with a great selection for dinner. This event is limited to 30 guests.

Cost is $175. www.yarraglenqualitymeats.com.au

WILD PARTY

Under The Clocks Wicked returns to Melbourne

■ A new exhibition celebrating the 50th anniversary of the tour, The Beatles in Australia, opens at Arts Centre Melbourne in March 2014.

The exhibition explores the story of the Fab Four’s 13 days ‘down under’ and the tour’s lasting impact on Australian music and popular culture. The tour was negotiated by Melbourne promoter Kenn Brodziak.

Book launch ■ Melbourne-born Geoff Quaife is this week launching his book, The Frown of Fortune, through Trafford Publishing.

It follows a hit man who protects the interests of Lord General Oliver Cromwell against conspirators and criminals and excels in uncovering the many murderers that cross his path.

New CD release

● Julie Bailey ■ Melbourne-based jazz vocalist, Julie Bailey, is launching debut album, Three Dimensions of Love, produced by jazz great, Bob Sedergreen. It will be launched at Ruby’s Music Room on Sunday (July 14).

● Rosa McCarty and James Cutler portray vaudeville lovers Queenie and Burrs in The Wild Party, opening on July 31.

Photo: Robert Alexander Smith.

■ No-one throws a party quite like musical direction is by Anthony Queenie and Burrs, a pair of disillu- Cardamone, with choreography by sioned vaudeville lovers looking for a Joel Anderson and Catherine night of escape.

Spanti The fractured couple decide to hold Rosa McCarty portrays Queenie and a wild party for their eccentric, egotis- James Cutler is Burrs, with Alana tical friends – complete with booze, Kiely, Damien Calvert, Christian brawls, sex and scandal.

Cavallo, Giancarlo Salamanca, Ed The Wild Party is presented by Four Deganos, Samuel Dariol, Samantha Letter Word Theatre and invites au- Hammersley, James Worsnop, Renee diences into Queenie’s world of pro- Pope-Munroe, Bekki Adams, Georgie hibition and no inhibitions from July 31 Worland, Emma Caldwell and Maree to August 3, when The Main Stage Barnett. at the Revolt Artspace in North Performance Season: July 31Melbourne will be transformed into August 3 a decadent 1920s speakeasy, where the Venue: Studio One 4 Four, 144 gin-fuelled party never ends.

Langford St, North Melbourne Based on the infamous 1928 poem Tickets: $25 - $60. Broadway

by Joseph Moncure March, Package: $900 per table of 8 people, Michael John LaChiusa's The Wild incl. table service, complimentary sharParty is a Tony-nominated musical as ing plates, champagne and programs wild and debaucherous as its colourful Bookings: www.revoltproductions. cast of characters. com/MelbourneEvents Directed by Robbie Carmellotti, - Cheryl Threadgold

● Elphaba (Jemma Rix) and Glinda (Lucy Durack) ■ A specially chartered Melbourne tram, arriving at exactly 12 Noon on Monday at the Old Treasury Building, carried ensemble members announcing the return of blockbuster Wicked to the Regent Theatre in May next year.

Co-Producer John Frost announced that Wicked will open on Saturday May 10, 2014 for a limited season, before touring to Sydney and Brisbane.

Lucy Durack will reclaim the role of Glinda the Good; she is currently playing Elle Woods in the musical Legally Blonde.

Jemma Rix returns to the role of Elphaba, the misunderstood ‘Wicked’ Witch born with emerald green skin and a great talent for sorcery.

Joining the Wicked company will be Steve Danielsen as Fiyero.

Stage and screen doyenne Maggie Kirkpatrick will play Madame Morrible, the Head Mistress of Shiz University. Other cast members include Glen Hogstrom, Emily Cascarino and Edward Grey.

Ensemble members will be Justin Anderson, Daniel Assetta, Dion Bilios, Rachel Cole, Danielle Cook, Daniel Downing, Danielle Evrat, Mitch Fistrovic, Tom Handley, Emma Hawthorne, Matt Holly, Angela Lumicisi, Katie McKee, Kassie Martin, John O’Hara, Deanna O’Leary, Joseph O’Sullivan, Justine Puy, Chris Scalzo, Pharic Scott, Ryan Shepard, Ellen Sutton, Monica Swayne and Sophie Wright.

Eolo Paul Bottaro’s forthcoming exhibition, Colour Without A Name, ★ opens at 6pm-8pm on Thursday, July 18, at the James Makin Gallery, 67 Cambridge St, Collingwood.

Author Saroo Brierley will meet with patrons at Eltham Bookshop, ★ 970 Main Rd, from 5.30pm-6.45pm on Tghursday, July 25, to promote his book, A Long Way Home.

A frenzy of tap dance, hip-hop and percusion, Raw Dance Company’s ★ Bang! Crash! Tap! will make its Victorian debut with a season from Wednesday-Saturday, Sept. 11-14 at the Fairfax Studio, Arts Centre.

Melbourne Moments Born To Perform

Story time

■ Entertainer Debra Byrne is opening her Born To Perform school, for private tuition. vocal tuition, drama, and musical theatre performance audition preparation.

First known for her Brian And The Juniors and Young Talent Time appearances, Debra is also remembered for roles in Cats, Les Miserables and Sunset Boulevard.

Her youngest child, Lucille Le Meledo is appearing in Gypsy This week for The Production Company “Please call and leave a message with your details, 97418223, and we will call you back.”

■ Storytelling in Blue: Tales From India is to be held at the Eltham Library, Panther Place, Eltham, from 3pm-4.30pm on Sunday, July 21, advises Meera Govil of Eltham Bookshop.

Blue and Other Stories is written by internationally acclaimed storyteller Suniti Namjoshi.

Meera says that the free afternoon is being held with a hope that readers “will buy one of these delightful books”.

Bookings are essential: phone Meera, 9439 8700 elthambookshop@bigpond.com

● Debra Byrne

● Madame Morrible (Maggie Kirkpatrick), Glinda (Lucy Durack) and ensemble

What’s On In Melbourne

The Craft and Quilt Fair is being staged in Melbourne from July ★Will 25-28 at the Exhibition Centre, South Wharf.

Potter, Washington DC-based independent journalist, author ★ of Green Is The New Red: an Insiders Account of a Social Movement Under Siege, will be visiting Australia for the first time next month. He will speak at 7pm on Thursday,August 1, at Kindness House. 288 Brunswick St, Fitzroy. He will be ntroduced by Phil Wollen.

Phil Kreveld's Art is a Struggle: Paintings and Works on Paper ex hibition will open at 6pm-8pm, Wednesday, July 24, at the Firestation Print Studio and Gallery, 2 Willis St, Armadale. The exhibition continues until August 10.

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Mark Richardson ♥ Straight from the heart

E-Mail: mark@localmedia.com.au

ON SONG AT ‘THIRTY’

■ Reaching a birthday milestone is always a good reason to celebrate the beginning of a new chapter in one’s life with family, friends and work colleagues.

In the lead-up to the special event, you may check your bucket-list, prepare a few speech notes and select a few choice songs.

However, if you are one of Australia’s favourite and most recognised singers and performers, an ARIA Award winner, performed for a host of international dignitaries including the late Luciano Pavarotti, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Frederik and Princess Mary of Denmark. and appeared as a special guest for touring international superstars including Diana Ross, Westlife, Celine Dion and the late Whitney Houston, you may just want to record an album to also mark the occasion.

When Anthony Callea had the idea for his album next titled Thirty, he was unsigned and didn’t have a record company behind him.

With his concept in mind and proposed track list in hand, Anthony approached ABC Music.

By the end of that meeting he had a deal that would give him an additional reason to celebrate turning 30, whilst giving his loyal fans a gift that will last forever.

Following his success on Australian Idol in 2004, Anthony’s growth and evolution as a musician and diverse entertainer has inspired him to push himself into new areas such as opera and musical theatre productions.

I caught up with Anthony as he was packing his suitcase for a quick getaway to Thailand with his partner Tim Campbell, with less than fortnight ahead of his only Thirty Live In Concert show at The Palms, Crown Casino in Melbourne.

When you are not interstate or overseas, where do you relax in Melbourne and enjoy time away from rehearsing and performing?

Vocal Porch Thoughts

I regularly go to the Melbourne Sports and Aquatic Centre and swim, it really clears my mind. I’m also a regular at the South Melbourne Market.

After releasing your selffunded EP Last To Go last year, you spent six months in LA writing songs. How did the Thirty album concept come about?

There are no rules or restrictions when you are putting together an album, even though sometimes when you are with a record company there are guidelines to go by.

I basically walked into ABC Music and Universal Records and said, “This is what I want to do with the last 30 years of music important to me and to celebrate my 30th Birthday” - and that’s where it came from.

Were they immediately receptive to your concept?

Usually when you are with a record company, you have to fight for certain things, but I went in there and said I wanted to record it with Melbourne producer James Kempster who I have known for nine years, they said “yes” straight away and I thought, I’m going to run with this before you actually change your mind.

One of the songs on the album My All captured the nation’s heart when you explained you cowrote the song especially for Tim. Are you able to naturally express your feelings?

I’m not the greatest with words at the best of times, but put me behind the microphone or in the studio and it’s easier for me to express myself.

It’s a song we both love.

I had it up my sleeve for four years and I’m glad it’s part of this album because and it fits perfectly within the whole body of work.

Thirty also includes ten covers from the 80s and 90s including Cheap Trick’s The Flame, Hearts hit-song Alone as well as Italian anthems Nella Fantasia and Di sole e d’azzurro’, all of which have obviously influenced your life at some point.

Are you looking forward to performing these songs and sharing your musical journey in your hometown with your band?

The best part of my job (if you want to call it a job) is to get out there and perform live with my band and that is exactly what this show is about.

It’s about taking this album on the road and bringing it to life. Kicking off the tour in Melbourne is pretty cool. I am going to have a lot of friends and family there which is going to be great - and daunting at the same time. It’s going to be a lot of fun.

You have been invited to perform with the likes of Tina Arena during her tours. Who have you asked to join you on stage?

I am going to have my backing vocalist Susie Ahern feature in one of the songs Alone as a duet. I also have a little surprise up my sleeve for Melbourne. I have asked a certain person to come along and have a sing with me, so my hometown will enjoy a special treat. I am keeping the surprise to myself.

Will Tim be performing?

Yes, I am lucky to have a partner who is extremely talented and who has agreed to open up the show with

● Anthony Callea the band with a 30 minute set. It’s to be part of. Playing the role of pretty cool to get to go to work with Johnny Casino is a lot of fun because we get to perform the big proyour partner.

You have achieved so much as duction number in the second act – the a recording artist and solo per- hand jive. I can’t wait!

You announced on Twitter that former in Australia and overseas.

What prompted your move into you were thrilled to be part of the Special Olympics 2013 Asia Pamusical productions?

I think it’s important to push your- cific Games in December perself and experience new environments forming alongside Darren and different forms of entertainment. Percival, Marina Prior, Marcia What comes naturally to me is get- Hines and Brooke McClymont. ting into the studio recording and get- How do you feel being part of this ting out there performing live, how- major event?

My good friend John Foreman ever, something I never experienced as a kid was working in musical the- is putting this amazing event together and invited me to be part of the openatre productions.

It’s something very new to me and ing ceremony.

Before the launch in Newcastle, it’s a different way of thinking and a it hadn’t hit me how great this event different way of performing. is going to be. Seeing all these amazWhy do you enjoy it?

It’s a great environment to work in ing athletes at the launch was defibecause you’re working as a full team nitely inspiring.

It’s a beautiful and nurturing enviand you are relying on each other when you’re on stage. It’s not just ronment that allows these athletes to about you, you have to work with all shine and perform and bring out their the ensembles, all the dancers and best in a supportive environment. I other singers and basically convey a was so happy to be there in story together to ensure that the audi- Newcastle.

What is your Porch Thought ence is taken on a theatrical journey.

You are playing the role of For The Day? Don’t sweat the small stuff. Just Johnny Casino in Grease the musical that kicks off in concentrate on the things that you reBrisbane in August ahead of ally need to concentrate on. Try not to Sydney and then Melbourne in let things affect you.

January 2014. Why were you ■ Anthony Callea performs ‘Thirty Live In Concert’on Saturday, July 13 drawn to be in this musical?

I think everyone has watched te at The Palms, Crown Casino, movie Grease once in their life and I Melbourne. To purchase tickets or a have never come across anyone who copy of ‘Thirty’ online visit www.anthonycallea.com has told me they don’t like it.

It’s just a great feel-good musical - Mark Richardson

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City Desk: ‘Wild Party’ in Melb. .................... Page 3 Mark Richardson: Anthony Callea profile ...... Page 4 Melbourne People: In The Picture ................ Page 6 People: William Shatner visits our town ........ Page 7 Melb. Confidential: Teacher struck off ......... Page 9 Di Rolle: One good thing about Kevin .......... Page 10 Gavin Wood: Live from West Hollywood ....... Page 11 Long Shots: The Editor’s column ................ Page 12 Readers’ Club: Birthdays, recipes, fun ........ Page 13 Extra: Tony Perkins profile ......................... Page 16 Victoria Pictorial: Nostalgic photos ............. Page 20 Local Theatre Radio Confidential Movies, DVDs, Top 10 The Spoiler

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Cat faces cancer ■ Ex-Geelong football star, Tim `Bluey' McGrath, is a stage three melanoma and must endure a gruelling year-long treatment. ● Colin Prossor (Wilbur Turnblad), Ashleigh Kreveld (Tracy Turnblad) and Michael Young (Edna Turnblad) celebrate a sell-out season of Aspect Theatre's production of Hairspray, which opens on Friday at the Shirley Burke Theatre, Parkdale. The show is directed by Lyn Laister, with musical direction by Emma McGeorge and choreography by Kim Annette. www.aspecttheatre.com Photo: Jason Stringer Melbourne

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CITY LAWYER GUILTY OF PROFESSIONAL MISCONDUCT

■ Melbourne city lawyer Timothy Kaine has pleaded guilty to a charge of professional misconduct, heard before Judge Pamela Jenkins, VicePresident of the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal.

Kaine was reprimanded, ordered to pay $10,000 plus $12,000 costs, and must studies in ethics.

Legal Services Commissioner Michael McGarvie brought the case after Kaine banked a $57,500 cheque into his

trust account, then withdrew the full amount, and disbursed it to people other than the Bendigo and Adelaide Bank, to which the cheque had been made payable.

This was in breach of an undertaking given by Kaine in a letter to Lachlan Donaldson, a solicitor employed by Donaldson Trumble Lawyers.

Judge Jenkins was told that Kaine was admitted to practice in 198, and was a legal practitioner director of Legal Services

GERMAN DOC BLOCKED

■ German migrant, Dr Christine Krause, has again been refused general registration as a doctor in Australia.

Dr Krause took her application to the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal, which agreed with an earlier decision by the Medical Board of Australia to deny registration.

The matter was heard in Melbourne late last month by VCAT Vice-President Judge Pamela Jenkins, Dr Bruce Davis and Dr Aruna Reddy.

The Tribunal was told that Dr Krause had failed to pass requisite AMC examinations after multiple attempts, and that she was not eligible under any of the prescribed pathways.

The Victorian Board of the Medical Board of Australia last year denied Dr Krause’s application “because of deficiencies in qualifications for registration”.

Dr Krause studied at the Medical School Janover in Germany for six years, did an internship, and was granted a licence to practice in Germany in 1996.

Between 2000 and 2012 she has worked in Australia with special purpose and limited registration, with supervised work.

The Tribunal was told that Dr Krause failed the first part of the Royal Australian College of Surgeons’ exam on three occasion.

She also failed to pass the clinical assessment phase of the Australian Medical Council after four attempts. One mark was ‘very unsatisfactory’.

Evidence about registration requirements for doctors was given by Professor David Watters; and Ian Bjarne Frank, Chief Executive Officer of the Australian Medical Council.

Favourable references were tendered by surgeons Keith McCullough, James Dugal, Peter Turner and neuro-surgeon David Wallace.

Pty Ltd, trading as Kaine Lawyers in William St, Melbourne.

Kaine, 52, also known as Efthimios Karagiannidis), came to Australia at age four.

He was under financial stress at the time of dealing with the cheque. The Tribunal rejected the claim that it was a simple “error in judgement”.

“Undertakings between solictors are ‘sacrosanct’,” said Judge Jenkins, who described the action as “reprehensible” and “a serious breach”.

Drug blitz in King St ■ Police arrested 22 people on Sunday morning during an operation targeting illicit drug possession and trafficking in and around King St in Melbourne’s CBD.

Pen gun injures man ■ A pen gun that Police say is capable of firing a fatal shot injured a Benalla man near Eskdale at the weekend, reports the Border Mail.

Calder Hwy black ice ■ Black ice has caused multiple incidents on the Calder Freeway near Gisborne early this week, local Police say.

Make-A-Wish conman ■ Police say they believe a man has been collecting money from people in Victoria’s southwest, falsely claiming that the funds would find their way to the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Weather Forecast ■ ■ ■ ■ ■

Today (Wed.). Clear. 5°-17°.

Thursday. Mostly cloudy. 9°-18°.

Friday. Mostly cloudy. 8°-17°.

Saturday. Chance of rain. 9°-17°.

Sunday. Chance of rain. 7°-18°.

Mike McColl Jones

Top 5 THE TOP 5 COMMENTS HEARD MID-WAY THROUGH THE FOOTBALL SEASON 5. "It's too early to be talking finals.”

4. "You have the full support of the board and coach.”

3. "We're looking at next season and beyond.”

2. "Why can't we go back to the old days when it was oranges, not syringes at three-quarter time".

1. "Where's Andrew Demetriou?"

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People

Theatre People

Historic Photo Collection Theatre People

● Actor Neil Hamilton demonstrates his magic

● Joe Jefferson, comedian. 1860s.

● Charles Mackean, 1860s

● Bert Frawley, actor. Circa 1915

● Mr Courtice Pounds, of the Princess's Comic Opera Company.

● Barbar Harper with Jon Finlayson. 1980s

● Lana Wells with Anjthony Newley. 1969.

● Thelma Raye, early 1900s

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RUPERTSWOOD ON THE MARKET Beam me up, Bill

Briefs Dog death

BARREL THE MUSICAL Our vitriolic columnist ‘The Barrel’ reveals his feminine side Go! Show next month

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● ‘Peppa’ ■ A man has been charged over the fatal shooting of a family's pet husky, Peppa, near Yallourn North on ANZAC Day. The man will face the Latrobe Valley Magistrates’ Court on Wednesday next week (July 17) after being charged with shooting on private property without consent and using a firearm to destroy, reports the Latrobe Valley Express.

In Court

■ Patricia Dawn Mitchell, 23, is alleged to have stolen thousands of dollars in cash and goods in Mildura over a sixweek period.

She faced Court on Friday after a magistrate refused to release her on bail, reports the Sunraysisa Daily.

Senior Constable Cherree Blair told the Court that the accused was asked to leave the drug rehabilitation treatment facility in Melbourne after a week due to her treatment of staff.

● Ruperstwood Mansion at Sunbury ■ The historic Rupertswood Mansion business has been placed on the market by operator Margaret McLelland.

Rupertswood, at Sunbury, is the birthplace of Cricket’s famous trophy, the Ashes.

It is regarded as one of Australia’s most important mansions, both historically and architecturally.

Built as a residence for Sir William John Clarke, the first Australian-born Baronet, in 1874-76, it became a power seat in the great English tradition.

Rupertswood became the birthplace of the Ashes from a social game between the visiting English cricketers and a local Sunbury side, made up largely of Rupertswood staff in 1882.

Today the mansion has been beautifully restored back to its 1874 glory. Millions of dollars has been spent to bring it back to its former glory.

Ms McLealland is moving on to a new business challenge, so is offering a long lease with forward bookings.

The boutique wedding, conference venue, bed and Breakfast has many function areas and an atmospheric cellar.

“Let’s hope the poms don’t get it!” laughs Margaret.

■ Enquiries: 0417 293 570

CHARGE AFTER BOMB THREAT ■ A 16-year-old Melbourne youth is to face a Police charge after allegedly sending a bomb threat message to entertainer ‘Pink’ at Sunday’s concert staged at the Rod Laver Arena.

The message, sent by Twitter, is alleged to have read: @Pink I’m ready with my Bomb. Time to blow up #Rod Laver Arena Bitch ● A rare 16th century bass has been donated to the Australian Chamber Orchestra. It was made by Gasparo da Salò in Brescia, Italy.

It will have its public debut during the Barefoot Fiddler concerts from July 20 to Aug. 3.

Melbourne Observations with Matt Bissett-Johnson

PHOTO: OZ COMIC-CON

● Kevin Trask with William Shatner ■ Oz Comic-Con was held at the Royal Exhibition Buildings last weekend.

I have never been to this convention and to tell the truth I did not know what to expect. It was a real eyeopener.

About 30,000 people attended the two-day convention. On the day I was there it was virtually packed with fans of shows such as Star Trek, Star Wars, Charmed and other cult films and television shows.

Fans were in fantastic costumes and there were no restrictions. I saw everything from Superheroes to Harry Potter fans and everyone was having a great time.

The stalls sold a huge range of merchandise rare comics, games, photos, paintings, memorabilia and I even saw a booth with a virtual reality experience.

I sat in a huge marquee with about 600 people and listened to a fabulous presentation by William Shatner who starred in hundreds of films and television shows such as Star Trek and Boston Legal.

William told a great story of how he decided he needed a plane to travel around the United States to film a documentary.

He rang a famous airline and asked to talk to the CEO. He was put through to the CEO who listened to the request and said he would call William in two days.

In the meantime William found out that the cost of the plane would have been about $250,000 for the week and laughed to himself about the audacity of the request.

After two days the CEO rang back and said, "The plane is yours free of charge for a week."

The CEO went on to say that as a boy he had watched Star Trek and was inspired by Captain Kirk. As a result he studied to be an engineer, got a job with the airline and worked his way up to be the CEO. He said he felt he owed his success to William and as he owned the airline it was his way of paying him back. So William flew all over the US making his documentary.

Other stars at Oz Comic-Con included Ron Perlman (Hellboy), Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) and Patricia Quinn (Charmed).

- Kevin Trask

● Top row: Ronnie Burns, Normie Rowe, Johnny Young. Middle row: Brian Cadd, Colleen Hewett, Glenn Shorrock. Bottom row: Tony Worlsey, Ross D Wyllie, Ronnie Charles, Dinah Lee. ■ The Barrel has declare being a fan of the work of Melbourne promoter Dennis Smith, and his wife Carol ... who are staging the third year of the Go! Show reunion concerts at the Palais Theatre next month.

This year’s event will be held on Saturday, August 10 at the Palais Theatre, St Kilda. Tickets are selling extremely fast for the big event which will include a special tribute to Darryl Cotton and Ian Turpie.

The Go! Show, produced for Melbourne’s Channel 0, almost 50 years ago, was an important part of the music scene in this town.

Sing-a-long ‘Sound’

Russian Festival ■ Melbourne Symphony Orchestra will stage an exhilarating oneweek Festival to celebrate Igor Stravinsky’s legendary score The Rite of Spring, that will also feature three of Tchaikovsky’s mostwidely loved concertos.

The Russian Festival: Celebrating the Rite of Spring will include three concerts: The Firebird (Wednesday, August 7), Petrushka (Saturday, August 10) and The Rite of Spring (Tuesday, August 13), as well as a series of exciting events to be held in Hamer Hall and its foyer spaces around each of the concerts, designed to help audiences get the most out of the music.

● Chelsea Plumley ■ Thepopular Sing-A-Long-A Sound of Music is returning to Arts Centre State Theatre for three performances: 7.30pm on Friday-Saturday,August 1617; and a 1pm matinee on Saturday, August 17.

Talented Chelsea Plumley returns to hosting duties to guide the audience through the tribute to the The Sound of Music film.

This is an audience participation in which the audience cheers for Christopher Plummer and Julie Andrews; and boo the Nazis. The Barrel will be looking out for girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes Bookings: www.artscentremelbourne.com.au Phone: 1300 182 183. Prices: Adults $55 / Group (8 or over) $49 / Concession $45 / Family (2 Adults 2 Children) $155 / Child (under 15) $35

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Confidential Melbourne

Talk is cheap, gossip is priceless

BY GEORGE, THAT WAS AN IMPRESSIVE AUDITION

Bitch Melbourne’s Secrets

Editor calls it a day

● Andrew Landeryou. Inset: Kemberley Kitching ■ Erratic Editor-in-Chief of the Vexnews.com website, Andrew Landeryou, says he has quit.

The son of former Victorian Labor politician Bill Landeryou claims he has handed over the reins of his B-grade site to Leroy Lynch, ‘Nick Mack’ and ‘Christian Lyons’.

Vexnews - and its predecessor The Other Cheek - were often used to pursue personal wars against the personal enemies of Andrew Landeryou.

His foes included businessman Solomon Lew, Herald Sun executive Alan Howe, Les Twentyman, gossip columnist Lawrence Money, the Greens Party and most Age journalists.

Andrew Landeryou was elected as President of Melbourne University Student Union in 1991, but was sacked from office after just five months.

He fled to Costa Rica for five months, and was arrested on his return to Australia. He was declared bankrupt in 2006. His wife, Kimberley Kitching, has unsuccessfully sought Labor pre-selection for Gellibrand, not helped by her husband’s ‘blog’.

Column missing in action ■ In military language, ‘The Fifth Column’ is comprised of a clandestine group of subversive agents who attempt to undermine solidarity by any means at their disposal. The Sixth Column is devoted to aiding the fifth column especially by spreading rumours.

But what about The Missing Column?

Two readers contacted Bitch to enquire the whereabouts of the Postcode 3000 gossip column which went missing from The Age last week.

Bitch contacted the News Desk at The Age on Friday to enquire about the daily page which disappeared without explanation.

The Age staffer who answered Bitch’s phone enquiry said she had ● Suzanne Carbone not noticed that the page was missing. Doesn’t read the page, apparently. ‘Anna’ checked with colleagues who advised that the page would reappear sometime, but they could not say when. They did not know when page curator Suzanne Carbone might return to The Age from leave.

Bitch also checked out the Twitter page for Ms Carbone’s whereabouts. As at yesterday (Tues.) morning, there had been no fresh entries - outwards by her, or inwards by ‘fans’ - since June 29. All fans seem to be keeping a low profile too.

■ Showbiz performers are always warned: “never go on holidays”.

It should have been good advice for 774 ABC afternoon program presenter Richard Stubbs, who left his program in the hands of comedienne George McEncroe last week.

McEncroe impressed listeners and ABC executives with an intelligant and humourous style in the early afternoon timeslot.

On Friday, she hosted a funny spot with actor Anthony Ackroyd, appearing as newly returned Prime Minister Kevin Rudd.

McEncroe has previously appeared as a co-host on radio programs in Brisbane, and on Mix 101.1 in Melbourne.

Last summer she was also heard on ABC Gippsland.

Peter Stubbs is the only ABC presenter to achieve single figures in the latest radio ratings results.

Whispers

Real fake

Vic. teacher struck off

● George McEncroe

VIC BODIES TO LOSE STATUS ■ A number of Victorian associations are about to lose their incorporated status, says Deputy Registrar David Betts: Selimiye Youth Support & Recreation Inc.; Lewis Court Home for the Aged Inc.; Buninyong Makers Market Inc.; J Reuben Clark Law Society Inc.; Road Steamers Association Inc.; Grantville and District Community Emergency Response Team Inc.; Northern Suburbs Aboriginal Association Inc.; Daylesford Derby Dolls Inc.; Landscape Protection Society Inc.; UFE – Victoria Inc.; Geelong and District Indoor Bias Bowls Association Inc.; Coral Drive Kindergarten Inc.; Working Equitation Ballarat & District Inc.; Samata Samashti Dharma Inc.; Scoresby Freeway Residents Action Group Inc.; Ocean View Avenue Road Association Inc.; Essendon Adult Day Centre Inc.; Echuca Moama Jazz Club Inc.; Wonthaggi and District Indoor Biased Bowls Association Inc.; Victorian Hardware Social Golf Club Inc.; Anakie Residents Action Group Inc.; Iqra College Inc.; Chinese Culture Society Inc.; Friends of Walmer St Bushland Inc.; Sunbury District Probus Club Inc.; Windermere Reserve Playgroup Inc.; Mornington Peninsula Sports Academy Inc.; Meeniyan Tennis Club Inc.; Random Act Performing Arts Inc.; Radiodifusio Catalana Catalan Broadcasting Society Inc.; ‘Lisderk Players’ Inc.; Geelong Rugby League Football Club Inc.; Mcguire College Tigers Inc.; Brighton East Cricket Club Inc.; Shepparton Engine & Machinery Preservation Society Inc.; Nowa Nowa Health and Fitness Club Inc.; Maryborough/Castlemaine Umpires Group Inc.; Anagenetic Creations Inc.; Veterans of Foreign Wars Inc.; Balwyn Traders Association Inc.; Community Information & Referral Association Inc.; Music Landmarks Inc.; Hogans Heroes Playgroup Inc.; Grace Church Geelong Inc.; Furniture 4 Learning Inc.; Bonnie Doon Landcare Group Inc.; Abpro Association Inc.; Sandhurst & District Netball Club Inc.; Australian Bhutanese Welfare Organisation (ABWO) Inc.; Momentum Education Association Inc.; Standing There Productions Inc.; Bridgewater Incorporated; Sundowner Avenue Neighbourhood House Inc.; Carter Packaging Dandenong Social Club Inc.; and Zehra Women Association Inc.

■ The registration of Victorian teacher Mrs Sandya Damayanthi De Silva has been cancelled by the Victorian Institute of Teaching.

Mrs De Silva was found guilty of serious incompetence and not fit to teach.

Anne Sarros, Chair of the Disciplinary Proceedings Committee, published the cancellation notice last Thursday.

● Esther Anderson ■ Geelong-raised actor Esther Anderson has a role in a fake reality show being filmed in Canada.

Siberia is a show where things go wrong and contestants are expected to survive without any equipment or food.

Due back

Rumour Mill

Hear It Here First ■ Traditional Tatts agents, who have paid large amounts for goodwill, are annoyed that lotto tickets are soon to be available at Coles Express outlets on a ‘trial basis’.

● Derryn Hinch ■ Self-proclaimed ‘human headline’ Derryn Hinch is due to fly into Melbourne on Monday (July 15) in time for the first Supreme Court hearing on Tuesday (July 16) regarding the contempt of court allegation brought by Judge Geoffrey Nettle.

Paperboy

Drug Reform party OK’d ■ ToorakTimes.com. au publisher Mick Pacholli says the Australian Electoral Commission’s approval of Drug Law Reform, Australia’s newest political party, to appear on the Senate ballot paper is a major breakthrough.

“We need to regulate these substances, literally undercut the dealers of death with cheap, con● Mick Pacholli trolled, monitored by professionals who may actually be able to see the underlying issues in the individual that now we pay for dearly through loss of loved ones or through the prison and health systems when people's lives have had hit a wall,” Pacholli says.

“Regulating, distributing drugs of addiction with health outcomes at the fore and licensing marijuana for home growers through councils, or a regulated cafe culture could, virtually overnight, change this country for the better for ever. “

E-Mail: Confidential@MelbourneObserver.com.au

● Clive Palmer ■ Aside from wanting to be Prime Minister, and building Titanic II, gazillionaire Clive Palmer wants to be a newspaper publisher.

His lawyers are making trade mark application for The Australian Times.

The enterprise might include online and print versions, real estate advertising and broadcasting services, says the application.

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To

Gian and Jay’s jazzy take

Di

I love my job!

■ There are so many things going on in Melbourne, it is hard to keep up. Football ever present, and it seems a day doesn’t go by that another story doesn’t come up involving our football players.

It certainly is an exciting time to be in Melbourne, The AFL is the best theatre in town. I love it!

Talking about theatre, there are some wonderful events coming up.

Let me tell you about Jay Laga’aia and what he is up to, I remember Jay well from his appearances on television, best known as host of Play School, his roles in Home and Away, Star Wars II and III. He also appears regularly on stage, including most recently in Wicked and The Lion King. Jay will join a company of Australia’s best entertainers on stage to perform showstoppers from Broadway and the movies, including evergreen classics from Gershwin’s Porgy and Bess, Sondheim’s A Little Light Music and Bernstein’s West Side Story.

Jay will lead the roll-call of hits with Gian Slater and a stellar jazz band and chamber orchestra led by famous television musical director Graeme Lyle. I worked with Graeme for many years when he was Musical Director on The Don Lane Show. Lovely guy.

Gian Slater’s distinctive voice and compositions have made her one of Melbourne’s most sought-after musicians. Gian and Jay’s jazzy take on the soaring melodies snappy lyrics, sadness and joy of all our favourite show tunes will make these songs feel younger than springtime.

It’s on at Elisabeth Murdoch Hall, Thursday, July 18 at 7.30pm.

Tickets $55 (concession $45) phone 9699 3333 or visit melbournerecital.com.au

For ONE GOOD THING ABOUT KEVIN

● Jay Laga’aia: see story, top right

Breakfast TV on Ten ■ I remember the days when people were employed to do a job and they would do it.

So I was mildly amused when I heard that Network Ten have announced a unique competition encouraging viewers to name the show.

Viewers are encouraged to help Network Ten’s Director of Morning Television, Adam Boland, to name the new morning show.

Not one to be shy about these things I sent a few suggestions to Adam. I have always liked Adam. He will do a good job whatever the name of the show is.

The live panel based show which Ten do so well, will involve Ita Buttrose and the fabulous Joe Hildebrand and will be broadcast in front of a studio audience, and will be smart, fun and topical.

I was most excited when I saw all I had to do was submit a name (via Twitter) that embodies and reflects the style, tone and pace of the show.

All I had to do was follow @tenmornings, tweet my entry and include the hash tag #nametheshow.

I was even more excited when I saw the prize was a seat in the audience for the show’s premiere and a Samsung 60-inch smart TV and home theatre system.

The Name The Show competition is in full swing right now. It is open to everyone to enter.

The only problem is I had so many names I wanted to send, I had to send Adam an email direct! That automatically took me out of the competition.

My suggestions were, Before The Day, I Wake Up To Ita, Wake Up With Ita, Ita And Joe For Breakfast, Ten’s Breakfast Time, Breakfast On Ten and Pop, Crackle and Ita!

■ One of the reasons that I was really pleased about Kevin Rudd being back in as our Prime Minister is that we will get to see more of the brilliant Anthony Ackroyd.

Anthonyis a very funny man. He does a brilliantly funny impersonation of Kevin Rudd and has just launched a special website full of fun and fascinating information about his legendary impersonation of Kevin.

I have seen Anthony several times at functions and he is as the Adelaide Sunday Mail described as “pure genius” Anthony Ackroyd has been embraced by Australians as a comedian whose comic diversity has made him a legend of the comedy circuit and well known outside of it.

His comedy is witty, intelligent, and often centres around issues of everyday human behaviour. It’s the sort of comedy everyone can relate to.

But that’s not all.

Anthony is an accomplished singer and songwriter. One of his most enjoyable attributes which comes to light on stage, is his element of surprise and timing.

Beat magazine wrote of Anthony: “What is so amazing about Anthony’s shows is that after the laughter had died down there often remains a crafty insight into our culture, our relationships and the truth of our inner nature.

“There is an unavoidable element of truth in his shows which may be one of the reasons this man is so popular.”

I highly recommend him for a function or corporate event: visit him on www.therudd ster.com He certainly is the man of the moment!

with leading Melbourne publicist DI ROLLE

Bernadette Robinson at the Recital Centre

● Anthony Ackroyd ■ Every time I go to the Elisabeth Murdoch Hall I think of the wonderful Dame Elisabeth Murdoch.

Every time a performer performs in the Hall I explain to them who she was and every performer is always fascinated to hear her story.

The name Elizabeth with the z is on my mind as well as the Royal birth is pending I have put bets on names for either a boy or a girl.

I think it will be a girl and the names Kate will choose will be Elizabeth Victoria Diana, and for a boy Louis Michael William Charles George.

Let’s see how I go with those names.

Queen Elizabeth III or King Louis.

● Prime Minister Kevin Rudd as played by Anthony Ackroyd

● Bernadette Robinson ■ A fabulous woman who works very hard and loves what she does is Bernadette Robinson. She is a dynamo.

The Herald Sun describes her as “a consummate performer with impeccable vocal skills and a riveting stage presence.

Bravissima!”

That is a great review!

The show includes the music of Judy Garland, Patsy Cline and Billie Holiday three legends of American music, each from a different chapter of the American Songbook.

Judy Garland was the queen of Broadway and film.

Patsy Cline was the most successful country music star of her time; and Billie Holiday was the lady who sang the blues.

I cannot wait to join Bernadette Robinson, direct from her triumphant performances in Songs For Nobodies as she brings to life the songs of these incandescent somebodies.

Bernadette Robinson tells me the performance will include Judy’s iconic version of Harold Arlen and Yip Harburg’s Somewhere Over The Rainbow; Willie Nelson’s Crazy, which Patsy was the first to record; and Billie’s signature song Lady Sings the Blues, which she wrote with pianist Herbie Nichols.

Bernadette Robinson appears this Friday (July 12) at the Elisabeth Murdoch Hall.

The concert is 75 minutes with no interval.

Book on melbournerecital.com.au or ring 9699 333. It promises to be a superb night.

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West Hollywood City tours of L.A.

● Farmers Market From my suite at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites comes this week's news.

Dine L.A's.

Restaurant Week starts next week

GavinWood

● The Bouchon ■ Everyone can dine out in the top L.A. restaurants and enjoy a special set menu, lunch or dinner at a price range of $25 to $45.

A staggering 215 local restaurants participated in a previous event, including culinary favourites like Asia de Cuba, The Bazaar and Bouchon Bistro.

● Asia de Cuba

From my Suite at the Ramada Plaza Complex on Santa Monica Blvd Neil Diamond's Freedom Song for July 4

● Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck is pictured with Alan Johnson, Managing Director of Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites at the launch of ‘Dine L.A's Restaurant Week’.

Calling Dr Kildare

■ Neil Diamond has been inspired to write a song to honour the indelible American spirit.

The song is called The Freedom Song (They'll Never Take Us Down), which is a love song between a man, his country and his fellow citizens.

The song has now been released on iTunes and Amazon.

Neil Diamond launched the song last week during the July 4 fireworks from the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee believes the song not only encapsulates the patriotism he felt when meeting the first responders from the bombing at the Boston Marathon but also the enterprise he has seen across the USA and other countries in his five-decade career.

● Walt Disney Concert Hall ■ The California tourism industry, arguably the nation's largest at nearly $90 billion annually, has been through one of the most tumultuous decades in its history.

Tourism provides immediate, positive returns for residents, businesses and governments via new jobs, increased sales, additional tax revenue and a higher quality of life for all Californians.

Coming to L.A., these are the hot 5 must see areas close to the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites.

Beverly Hills and Bel Air The most elegant and sophisticated neighborhoods in L.A. There you will see mansions of the rich and famous as well as a drive down the most exclusive shopping area in the U.S. - ‘Rodeo Drive’.

Downtown L.A. Here you will be able to see the famous Los Angeles Music Center, the Walt Disney Concert Hall, the majestic Cathedral of Our Lady of Los Angeles, the City Hall and the place where it all started - Plaza de Los Angeles and Olvera Street.

Hollywood From the Walk of Fame to the famed Chinese Theatre where you can touch the handprints and footprints of the stars, Dolby Theatre, home of the Oscars and the beautiful sight of the Hollywood sign.

Sunset Boulevard.

The famous boulevard, center of Hollywood entertainment, where the young Hollywood goes to see and be seen in places like the ever popular Chateau Marmont, the House of Blues, the Sky Bar, Whiskey A Go Go, the Viper Room and the Rainbow Room.

Farmers Market The tourist spot to see all the best of Los Angeles, past and present. The original Los Angeles Farmers Market, a popular spot since 1934, offering a wide variety of vendors and goodies like fresh fruits and vegetables. Wonderful restaurants, the stylish ‘The Grove’ with musical fountains and many more retail outlets like The Cheesecake Factory and Nordstrom's.

Celebrity spotting

■ Last Sunday morning I was having brunch with some Australian friends at the legendary deli, Nate & Al's, where Larry King has breakfast every weekday morning at 8.15, and we noticed a little commotion at the front door and looking around I saw Hollywood superstar actor Bruce Willis walk in with his young wife and young daughter.

● Chateau Marmont

● Bruce Willis

Special Holiday Offer from Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites

● Beverly Hills

● Richard Chamberlain ■ Richard Chamberlain has been living next door to the Ramada Apartments for many years in West Hollywood.

We were chatting with ‘Dr. Kildare’ over coffee at Starbucks, part of the Ramada Plaza Complex and he was telling us of his great love for Australia and the Australian people who gave him such a great time during the filming of Thorn Birds and he has visited ‘Down Under’ a number of times since.

● Neil Diamond

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■ You too can have the Hollywood experience, when you are planning your trip to California, come and stay at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites, 8585 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood.

Please mention 'Melbourne Observer' when you book and you will receive the SPECIAL RATE of the day.

Please contact: Joanna at info@ramadaweho.com Happy Holidays, Gavin Wood

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‘SHE IS A GALAXY’

■ We have friends who have already seen preview shows of Gypsy, which officially opens tonight (Wed.) at the State Theatre at the Arts Centre.

They are unanimous in their praise for The Production Company show which continues until Sunday.

Most praise is going towards Caroline O’Connor, who takes the starring role of Momma Rose.

Fellow cast member Nicki Wendt says of Caroline: “She is a galaxy.”

Alongside them we get to see Matt Hetherington, Christina Tan, GemmaAshley Kaplan, Nathan Pinnell, Chloe Dallimore, Anne Wood, Frank Garfield and Glenn Hogstrom.

The show is directed by Gale Edwards.

Songs include Everything's Coming up Roses, You Gotta Have a Gimmick, Let Me Entertain You, Some People and Rose's Turn.

Congratulations to all!

EDITORIAL COMMENT

Pressing on regardless

● Caroline O’Connor. Photo: Jeff Busby

Long Shots

Telstra woes ■ Don’t think for a second that we have given up in our campaign against Telstra’s woeful track record of service. Our Telstra Testimonials page will return.

In NSW, The Land newspaper carried a letter from Lara Hawke, whose rural telephone is repeatedly breaking down.

She has to drive 70 kilometres to get to a point where she can get access a signal - and send a photo of a letter to Telstra, pleading to them to fix her service.

She has had no landline, no fax, no internet, no mobile service - over 5½years, and begged Telstra CEO David Thodey to meet with locals.

“We need the phone service we pay for,” Lara says.

Swap Cards ■ The Australian Playing Card Collectors Inc are holding a Swap Card Fair on Saturday, July 20, at St Mary’s Church Hall, Cnr Hoods Cres and Glen Eira Rd, Caulfield.

The fair will see thousands of cards on display.

They range from vintage and decos to 1970s cards.

More details are available from Gail, 9876 2032.

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with Ash Long, Editor “For the cause that lacks assistance, ‘Gainst the wrongs that need resistance For the future in the distance, And the good that we can do”

Observer Treasury Thoughts For The Week ■ “Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.”

■ “The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it just gets replaced.”

Observer Curmudgeon ■ “If money doesn’t grow on trees why do bank have branches?

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■ Just recently, Greg Hywood, the CEO of The Age newspaper, stood up at a publishing conference in Chicago and predicted that the print edition of the Melbourne daily would disappear within “three, five or 10 years”.

That newspaper’s owners, Fairfax Media, are unable to run all editions of The Age print edition at a profit, and the future of the company is seen with online versions of its papers, distributed only by computer and devices such as mobile phones.

The once-grand newspaper, nurtured by the legendary David Syme, is now trapped within a mindset of directors whose focus is on the hole, rather than the doughnut. The Fairfax Media board - led by grocer Roger Corbett - last year handed down a $2.7 BILLION loss.

Hywood’s words reminded us of the quote from car maker Henry Ford: “"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't - you're right."

Fairfax have already announced that it is in the midst of trimming 1900 jobs, that they will sell the Tullamarine printing plant, and print The Age at the plant of The Ballarat Courier.

We have no doubt that Hywood’s prophecy will be self-fulfilling. Probably sooner than later.

Fairfax have also closed a number of their Melbourne suburban newspapers. In a joint venture with Metro Media Publishing, 12 titles have already ceased publication.

The newspapers announced that due to “continued depressed marketing conditions”, it would no longer be producing those titles.

Interestingly, an independent publisher in the same area is producing record-size editions. Cam McCullough and staff at the Mornington Peninsula News Group are thriving with their five titles at Hastings, Mornington, Southern Peninsula, Frankston and Chelsea- Mordialloc.

When Fairfax sacked its local advertising sales people, and gave the job to City-based executives, that company saw its ads plummet.

On the other hand, the independent competitor put on more staff to service local businesses. Ad sales rose. Funny about that.

The Age chopped back on deliveries of its newspaper to a number of country newsagents. Sales of the newspaper have fallen 15 per cent over 12 months.

At the Melbourne Observer, we see a bright future of our type of niche newspaper.

When we reactivated the title in 2002, it was just 20 pages. Just over six years ago, in 2007, we put a business plan in place which aimed at having our weekly newspaper grow to 96 pages.

We are pleased that our newspaper is now in excess of 100 pages every week, and we have forward orders that will keep that level until Christmas.

More people are consistently advertising with the Melbourne Observer because it works for them ... and because we offer value for money to our clients.

We never take them for granted.

Our circulation has increased across Victoria, and we continue to gain readers around the world to our free online edition.

Fairfax exceutives would do well to spend some time in the newspaper vaults, studying the little things that made their company great in its hey-day.

Compelling journalism, late-breaking news well beyond midnight, a jealous zeal for getting the story first, and service to readers across the state.

In recent years, The Age decided it would become a paper for inner-suburban residents only, spending more time in printing details of the best coffees and croissants, rather than real news.

The Age has been spooked by its own shadow ... and the fear that it cannot compete with the internet.

It has fallen for the same fear that knocked over some suburban picture theatres when television came along, almost 60 years ago. Radio thought it would be wiped out by TV too.

Cinema and radio thrive today. Certainly, they had to change their ways, but “who dares wins”> Actor Hugh Jackman encapsulates this thinking with the maxim: “Be prepared to go for something and completely fail.”

Who knows ... you might even succeed!

- Ash Long, Editor

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100 Years Ago Malvern Standard Saturday, July 12, 1913 Dandenong Road.

It waa reported at the St Kilda Council meeting on Monday evening that all the councils interested had agreed to the planting of Australian trees along Dandenong road.

Hon. Agar Wynne.

At thc meeting of the St Kilda City Council on Monday evening last the Mayor (Cr O'Donnell) moved that the congratulations of the council be forwarded to the Hon. Agar Wynne on his appointment to the position of Postmaster-General in the Federal Ministry.

Cr Barnet, in seconding the motion, said Mr Wynne had already done one good thing in having decided to do away with the "kangaroo rat" postage stamp. (Laughter).

The motion was carried.

Recreation Reserves.

A ST- KILDA. REQUEST. At the meeting of the St Kilda Council on Monday evening last Cr Hewison presented a petition signed by 300 ratepayers and residents of the north and south wards, asking that steps be taken to purchase an area of land for a recreation reserve in the eastern portion of the city.

A number of ratepayers also attended as a deputation in support of the petition.

Mr Pittard said the request for the reserve was the outcome of a largely attended meeting held on the pre vious Tuesday evening. Nearly every block of land in the eastern portion of the city was being built upon, and he advised the council to lose no time in purchasing a site for a recreation reserve both for children and grown ups.

He apologised for that absence of Mr Gavan Duffy.

The Mayor (Cr O'Donnell) -Will the residents buy the land and make it a present to the council ?

Mr Pittard replied in the negative.

Melbourne Photo Flashback

● Caulfield Racecourse Grandstand fire. 1912. Photo: Trove

Life’s Lessons

Observer Winners

■ “Friends are the family you choose.”

- Jess C. Scott

■ Wedenesday, July 10. Happy birthday Tony Healey.

■ Saturday, July 13. Birthday honours for Sue McPhee.

■ Sunday, July 14. Many happy returns to Will Conyer and Beverley Pinder-Mortimer.

■ Tuesday, July 16. Daniel Long is 30.

■ Gongoozler. An idle spectator.

Trivia Challenge ■ In what year was gold first discovered in Victoria and NSW to begin the “Gold Rush”?

Today it is imperative that you remember to say what it is that you want, rather than what others are expecting to see you say. Romance is given a boost by a last minute change of plan.

TAURUS (APR 21 - MAY 21) Saturn helps dreams come true. All you have to do is be willing to be real with friends and family who are tried of listening to the tall stories your ego is making you tell lately.

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) You're stuck in the middle of a fall out which shouldn't really have to involve you. Compromise is your key today. It's time to show both parties that you won't be taking any sides.

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Time spent with true friends can help you feel as if you're normal again, after what I'm sure has been an emotional start to the week. Read all paperwork two, if not three times today please.

LEO (JULY 24 - AUG 23) You must not judge present faces by those from your past or you will never get anywhere. Rather than filling in the blanks yourself, ask those questions. You'll be more embarrassed if you don't.

VIRGO (AUG 24 - SEPT 23) Stop running away from your problems and doing things that do away with your need to communicate. Work instead on talking things through so you can put the past behind you for good.

LIBRA (SEPT 24 - OCT 23) Love has often seen you act in some funny and strange ways, but I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say today with your behaviour. Maybe if you said how you feel we'd all know Libra?

SCORPIO (OCT 24 - NOV 22) Careful of telling tales on others. Unless you can be sure that you've been a saint then you could be inviting a whole lot of trouble into your life. However, peace talks in the family go well tonight.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 - DEC 21) Don't set one standard for yourself and another for your close ones. You're going to want some freedom yourself in the weeks to come so ensure your rules are ones you can also live by.

CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 20) You find yourself having to be nice to someone you've never really taken to, but all to make someone you care about happy. Sending paperwork and emails off on time today pays dividends.

AQUARIUS (JAN 21 - FEB 19) Work offers you fresh starts and new beginnings and your self esteem is given a boost by an offer you didn't think would come your way at this stage. Wear blue for dates and appointments.

PISCES (FEB 20 - MARCH 20) Someone who is no longer a part of your life is still having a really dramatic effect on your heart. Draw all that was good from your relationship with them and you can make the impossible possible.

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The Way We Were

● Glenn Miller ■ We have drawn the names of the five winners of the Golden Memories Vol. 4 CD produced

by Golden Days Radio.

Prizes will be mailed to: ■ Mrs P Andrews, 10 James Cres, Hampton, 3188.

■ Josie Buckley, Unit 9, 50 Protea Ct, Carrum Downs, 3201.

■ John Byrne, 31 Longford Cres, Coolaroo, 3048.

■ V. Cute. 29 Monash Ave, Balwyn, Vic 3103.

■ Audrey Pointon. 2 Jade Ct, Hampton Park, Vic 3976.

The CD contains 25 tracks of music. If you were not a prize winner, you can purchase your copy by phoning the station on 9572 1466. Cost is $20 and these can be collected from the station during office hours Monday - Friday 9am - 5pm.

They can also post it out to you for a small postage and handling fee.

Observer Mailbag ■ Brunswick reader David Keane writes: “The Viola Theatre Group wish to hold auditions for the comedy Maiden Ladies by Guy Paxton and Edward Hogle. The venue is Campbell Turnbull Library, Cnr Irvine Cres and Melville Rd, West Brunswick, 8pm, Sunday, July 14 and July 21. Audition bookings: 9383 7486.”

■ Barbara of Balwyn writes: “Congratulations to Ash and Fleur Long on your son James’s award (Conspicuous Service Medal) in the Queen’s Birthday Honours.

Well done. You must be so proud of him. God keep all our men and women in service safe and well.

“Sorry to hear Yvonne Lawrence has been in hospital after another fall. I hope her limbs are healing.

“I do hope Mavis Ellis is coming along all right.”

Barbara also sends regards to Angela and Keith McGowan. Keith retired from his 3AW Overnighters program, two years ago this month.

Ingredients 2 tbs olive oil 1 x 2kg lamb leg, excess fat trimmed, cut into 3cm pieces 4 large celery sticks, ends trimmed, coarsely chopped 4 large carrots, peeled, coarsely chopped 1 large brown onion, coarsely chopped 2 garlic cloves, crushed 40g (1/4 cup) plain flour 750ml (3 cups) beef stock 95g (1/3 cup) tomato paste 2 tbs Worcestershire sauce 2 dried bay leaves 1kg desiree potatoes, peeled, coarsely chopped 80ml (1/3 cup) milk 40g (1/2 cup) shredded parmesan 2 tbs dried (packaged) breadcrumbs Log in to add to My Shopping List Method Notes Step 1 Preheat oven to 180°C. Heat half the oil in a large non-stick frying pan over high heat. Add one-third of the lamb and cook, turning, for 3-4 minutes or until browned. Transfer to a plate. Repeat, in 2 more batches, with the remaining lamb, reheating the pan between batches.

Step 2 Heat the remaining oil in the pan over medium heat. Add the celery, carrot, onion and garlic and cook, stirring, for 5 minutes or until the onion is soft. Add the flour and cook, stirring, for 30 seconds. Add the lamb, beef stock, tomato paste, Worcestershire sauce and bay leaves. Season with salt and pepper. Bring to the boil. Transfer to a 2.5L (10-cup) capacity ovenproof dish. Cover and bake for 1 1/2 hours. Uncover and bake for a further 30 minutes or until the sauce thickens slightly.

Step 3 Meanwhile, cook the potato in a large saucepan of boiling water for 10 minutes or until tender.

Drain and return to the pan. Use a potato masher to mash until smooth. Add the milk and stir until well combined. Season with salt and pepper.

Step 4 Increase oven temperature to 200°C. Use a fork to spread the mash over the lamb mixture. Combine the parmesan and breadcrumbs in a small bowl. Sprinkle evenly over the mash. Bake for 20 minutes or until golden. Serve.

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The Hitch-Hikers Guide to Freemasonry: Why become a Freemason?

● A 10-part series. Chapter Two. By Justin White, Manager, Member Operations ■ Becoming a Freemason is an individual committee or helping to plan, develop and implechoice, a choice that many men consider at ment projects and initiatives in the lodge that some point in their lives. aim to assist the community.

Most people remember an uncle, grandfaMoral virtues are of key importance to Freether, or even their own father grabbing their apron masonry. Many older members are good role and heading out to their local meetings. models by example in the community and just Didn't you always wonder what went on in spending time with such good men encourages those meetings? Didn't you always wonder what you to want to become one, in most cases. was in that little black case under the bed or in To become a Freemason, a candidate must the wardrobe? satisfactorily meet specific criteria. He must be What's intriguing is that these men seemed at least 18 years of age; be of good morals and to be at ease with each other and even called good reputation; be of good standing and chareach other 'Brother'. and believe in a 'Supreme Being'.

It's fair to ask just what made that bond pos- acter He must apply of his own free will, and be sible between men of different ages, occupaunanimously elected by fellow lodge members. tions, backgrounds, and education.

There has never been a better time to beHere are just a few reasons that may excome a Freemason here in Victoria. plain this …

Freemasonry is entering into a new phase These men promise to help other members if asked, and this support is extended to include of growth, where younger members are contributing to the organisation with a refreshing and a member's family, also.

A Freemason strives to be a better man, by youthful perspective.

There is much good information to be found practicsing good values and behaviours, respecting others and being compassionate and loyal. on www.freemasonsvic.net.au and for more The Freemason fraternity welcomes and in- information about becoming a Freemason or volves outstanding individuals from all walks to fill out an application, contact the Freemaof life. sons Victoria membership team at Freemasonry offers the individual man an membership@freemasonsvic.net.au or call opportunity to experience being in charge of a 1800Freemason today!

Pink Trivia Night at Peace and Loyalty Lodge, Ferntree Gully

First Leaders of Freemasonry in Victoria John Thomas Smith

● Kevin Childs ■ Peace and Loyalty Lodge held a Pink Trivia Night to help aid in the fight against breast cancer on June 1 this year.

This event was the brain-child of Carole Childs, wife of VWBro. Kevin Childs, recognised for his senior rank and dedication to Freemasonry over the years.

Accompanied by dedicated volunteers Deidre Nelson and Jenevra Cousins, who worked tirelessly in the lead up to the night, Carole ensured the evening was well supported.

Many non-Masons were in attendance and were very interested in a presentation made by Bro. Kevin Childs about the benefits of Freemasonry not only to the individual but the community also.

Lionel May, District Coordinator for Monash Gully, reported that 98 people attended and the event raised $1339 which will be presented to Grand Lodge at the upcoming Pink Breakfast.

Peace and Loyalty's next function, on August 7, will be a Theatre Night with all proceeds to be donated to the district's charity Interchange Outer East, a not-for-profit organisation that provides programs and services to families of children and young adults with disabilities who live in the outer eastern suburbs of Melbourne.

Services include respite care, recreation based services and post school options.

● Smith Street ■ John Thomas Smith was the son of a ScotSmith was elected to council in 1842, and tish shoe maker. became the Mayor of Melbourne in 1852, his Smith came to Melbourne from Sydney term as Mayor was so successful he was voted in 1837 as a school teacher and was appointed to Mayor on a further six occasions. an assistant at the Aboriginal Mission.

His life in Freemasonry started on April 22, He was not a teacher for long, trying his hand 1840, when he was initiated in the Australia at a number of businesses, managing two hotels Felix Lodge at their first meeting following its and becoming the Patron of the Arts when he consecration. opened Melbourne's first theatre.

It is written that Smith became quickly interested in Freemasonry and, although young in the organisation, suggested a number of possible improvements.

Not satisfied these improvements were adequately being carried out, in 1943 Smith started with dispensation from the Grand Lodge of Ireland, an Irish-constituted Lodge called 'Australia Felix Lodge of Hiram' where he became Foundation Worshipful Master.

Smith became very successful outside of Freemasonry in commerce, but within Freemasonry he went from strength to strength, being appointed in 1856 to First Provincial Grand Master of the Irish Constitution in Victoria, an office he held until his death in 1879.

Smith Street which divides Collingwood and Fitzroy is named after him, and it is peculiarly appropriate that at one end it finishes opposite the Masonic Centre of Victoria.

■ Excerpts taken from A Century of Union: P.T Thorton. Published by United Grand Lodge ● John Millar of Victoria, 1989

Membership Spotlight: John Millar ■ Bro. John Millar is a passionate family man with a wife and six children; he is 45 years old, a Managing Director, and a very proud Freemason of the Peace and Loyalty Lodge that meets at the Ferntree Gully Masonic Centre.

How did you find out about Freemasonry?

I knew that my grandfather had been a Freemason as I found his regalia one year helping my grandmother tidy up What do you look forward to when you attend meetings?

Camaraderie of likeminded men and the challenge of doing ritual perfectly What do your friends think about your involvement?

My friends and clients are all supportive and half-a-dozen friends have since joined to be a part of what I am passionate about, and more will follow Why is Freemasonry important to you?

If we don't get a reminder sometimes of our values and what is important to us as husbands, fathers, friends and leaders of the community, we can lose sight of what's really important Why is Freemasonry important to the community?

If all men shared masonic values and ideals the community would be a far better place How has Freemasonry inspired you or how has it made you happier?

It's given me a truly global community that has extended the hand of love, trust and friendship without reservation

● To find out more about Freemasonry, how to become a member, or attend upcoming public events, please visit www.freemasonsvic.net.au or ’Like’ our Facebook page, www.facebook.com/freemasonsvic for the most up to date information. ● ‘Freemasons: The Inside Story’ airs every Monday night at 8.30pm on Channel 31, with replays throughout the week on Thursdays at 12.30am, 3pm and Saturdays at 12.30pm. Or catch up online at www.c31.org.au and follow the links.

Saturdays at 12.30pm. Or catch up online at www.c31.org.au and follow the links.

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TOURISM AND EVENTS QUEENSLAND

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■ I have a vivid memory of walking past the old Capitol Picture Theatre in Swanston St in 1959 and seeing Tony Perkins looking at the photos of the film that was screening at the time.

I can still see him in my mind's eye - it is funny how those moments stick with you.

Anthony Perkins was born in New York City in 1932.

He was an only child and his father Osgood Perkins was an actor who played the violin whilst his mother enjoyed singing. His father died when Tony was five and in later life Tony suffered anguish over the loss.

He spent his teenage years in various American cities and whilst at Rollins College in Florida, Tony started acting in summer stock.

He was cast as a replacement for John Kerr in the Broadway play Tea And Sympathy.

Tony Perkins was very good looking but extremely shy. He was cast in his first film role in 1953 and worked opposite Spencer Tracy in The Actress.

Tony acted in television roles over the next three years. In 1956 he received a Best Supporting Actor Academy Award nomination for his second film Friendly Persuasion.

He did have success as a pop singer with two hit songs Moonlight Swim and The Prettiest Girl In School.

Tony was a Broadway stage actor and enjoyed the theatre - he was nominated for a Tony Award on two occasions.

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Whatever Happened To ...

Tony Perkins

By Kevin Trask of 3AW and 96.5 Inner FM During the early 1950s he made films such as The Tin Star, Desire Under The Elms and The Matchmaker.

In 1959 he was in Melbourne with Gregory Peck, Ava Gardner and Fred Astaire to make the film On The Beach.

He kept a low profile during the filming and apart from my spotting him in Swanston St, most people never saw him.

Tony returned to Hollywood and the following year he was cast in the film that was to change his life when he played Norman Bates in the Alfred Hitchcock thriller Psycho.

The shower room scene was one of the scariest in the history of cinema, but in fact Tony wasn't even there when it was filmed.

● Tony Perkins He got permission from Hitchcock to go back to Broadway to be in a play and a double stood in for him.

In later years he made two Psycho sequels.

Tony had personal problems and sought professional help.

He was not comfortable with women until he met and married photographer Berinthia

‘Berry’ Berenson who became the love of his life. They had two sons Oz Perkins, and Elvis Perkins who was named after Elvis Presley.

Elvis Perkins is a very successful folk/rock musician and is a popular recording artist.

In 1985 he paid $25 to become an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church and performed the wedding ceremony for director Ken Russell and writer Vivian Jolly on board the Queen Mary at Long Beach.

Tony Perkins continued to make films over the years and his final appearance was a telemovie titled In The Deep Woods in 1992.

He had been diagnosed with AIDS in 1986 and sadly passed away in September 1992 at his Hollywood Hills home at the age of 60.

In 2001 his widow ‘Berry’ was aboard American Airlines flight 11 and was killed when terrorists crashed the plane into the World Trade Centre.

Kevin Trask The Time Tunnel - with Bruce & PhilSundays at 8.20pm on 3AW That's Entertainment - 96.5FM Sundays at 12 Noon 96.5FM is streaming on the internet. To listen, go to www.innerfm.org.au and follow the prompts.

Note: This Sunday (July 14), Grace Knight from The Eurogliders will be our special guest interview on That's Entertainment

RIVERS OF GROG CAUSE THE DEATHS

■ I remember well one of the joys of my youth were camps - in my case, Scouts. The fun, the campfires, the adventures were all exhilarating.

My favourite place around Alice Springs is Trephina Gorge, so when a combination of a camp at this spot arose, it must have been a magic moment for those involved.

This happened last week, when students from years 3 and 4 from Braitling Primary rolled out their swags for a couple of nights in the soft sand of the river bed.

The Gorge itself is breathtaking, with steep crags jutting up on either side of the river, an occasional swimming hole being left from the last flood, and flocks of chattering budgies and finches winging their way about.

There are walks and climbs, and exploring up and down the river, with plenty of desert creatures scuttling about, and interesting flora to learn about at the same time.

And then, of course, for the kids there were nightly campfires with marshmallows and talent shows and spotlight games, not to mention the spooky bush ghost stories.

"The time of their lives," according to teacher Mel Philips.

■ Recently it was a wedgie in the news - this time it's a Black-breasted Buzzard!

He was recently admitted into the Desert Park with a problematic leg, but he was then marched on to the Wildcare group for healing and care.

They couldn't afford surgery, so they're relying on rest and relaxation to heal his damaged ligament.

This is obviously a bit risky, because if the leg doesn't heal properly, he can't hunt, and if he can't hunt, he can't eat, to paraphrase the old adage.

So they're feeding him up with mice and feral pigeons, which he's happily gobbling down, along with 'roo meat from the supermarket.

He's being fed for six days, and on the seventh day he's resting. Another old adage!

In fact this gives him a chance to digest all the bones and feathers ingested during the week.

Whilst they're not quite as big as wedgies and not so plentiful, they're certainly imposing as they soar about Central Australian skies. But with a gammy leg, no treats.

So hopefully Mother Nature takes charge for a happy ending.

The Outback Legend

with Nick Le Souef Lightning Ridge Opals 175 Flinders Lane, Melbourne Phone 9654 4444 www.opals.net.au ■ The Australian Indigenous Health Bulletin released a report which called for more action to be taken to "stop the prevalence of kidney disease, because the country just can't cope with it."

It called for action to "address these patients' disadvantaged circumstances".

Recommended was a "comprehensive health care approach, addressing both medical and socio-economic dimensions of the problem, considering service needs, service availability and welfare projections." I see.

Just like whenever a prominent Aboriginal person leaves us, it's often because of "kidney disease".

Whitefellas politely avoid the real issues with euphemisms because it's not politically correct to address the real issue, to "say it like it is".

As is the case in many instances, this political correctness often causes more harm than good, with problems being swept under the carpet rather than addressed full on.

The basic issue, as most Aboriginal commentators admit, is "rivers of grog".

This is what causes the kidney disease in the first place.

A long with so many other disorders and disadvantages. Aboriginal Australians die 20 years earlier than their white counterparts - it's time we stopped fiddling around the edges and faced this front on - giving Aboriginal Australian some goals, some incentives, to strive for, rather than just throwing "sitdown money" at them, so that they're bored witless all the time with nothing to do.

So, too often, they try and drink away their pain and frustration and boredom ■ Everybody is spouting theories and "facts", saying either that climate change is a problem, or it's not.

As usual, politics has poked its nose in, and nobody knows what to believe.

However, we just need to look back a few years (well, millennia) to see that our wonderful "stable" Earth is anything but, and the climate, and land masses, have been constantly changing for millions of years.

Even now the odd earthquake and tsunami create a bit of havoc. And Krakatoa's paroxysm wasn't so long ago.

One such indication of this is seen at Alcoota, north-east of Alice Springs, where there is a fossil "dig".

In past ages this area was wet and woody, with dense forests, so there were myriads of weird creatures roaming around.

And of course they all shuffled off this mortal coil at some stage, and conveniently left their bones for people like Dr Adam Yates, the fossil curator from Alice, to scratch around looking for.

Scientists began their excavations in the early 60s, but stockmen and local Aborigines had known of the site long before that.

There are about 3000 animals buried out in the site, according to Dr Yeats. The most famous is the giant Dromornis bird, which weighed about 500 kg.

Glad he's not still around - I wouldn't want him pecking around my swag in the middle of the night.

■ I can't think of anything less interesting than the Beanie Festival, yet here it is, snuck up on us again.

I've never worn a beanie myself, and never would want to.

I have never looked at such a garment as anything but an embarrassing, daggy item of headwear, to be shunned at all costs.

● An Akubra beats a beanie any day, says Nick Le Souef

However, it appears that my sentiments aren't universal.

This notable event annually attracts about 9000 visitors to Alice, and this is its 17th year.

It's on at the Araluen Centre, and there about 6000 beanies on display, with obviously many on the market, which is also a boost to the local economy.

Even though I'm not a fan of all this, I must admit to being in admiration of some of the more bizarre and imaginative creations I often saw gracing some of the heads around the town.

They emanate from all over the world, so obviously they reflect many cultures which differ from Outback Australia.

Give me a sweaty Akubra any day!

- Nick Le Souef ‘The Outback Legend’

Melbourne News Briefs Gil Askey plays

Man In Black

■ Texan-born Gil Askey will play at the Commune Cafe tomorrow (Thurs., July 11).

Born in Austin, Texas, in 1925, Gil worked as a professional jazz trumpeter in New York, performing with Dizzy Gillespie, Miles Davis, Count Basie and Duke Ellington.

Gil was sought by Motown Records, to work with their artists as Musical Director and Arranger - a position he held for a quarter century.

He is credited as being one of the architects of the Motown sound for The Jackson Five, Four Tops, Temptations, Supremes, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Smoky Robinson, Stevie Wonder, Mary Wells, Diana Ross,Martha Reeves and many others.

He was also nominated for an Academy Award for the soundtrack of Lady Sings The Blues in 1972.

He 'retired' to Australia, but has been in constant work since, performing gigs, mentoring upcoming talent amd “having a real good time”.

A born entertainer, with energy that belies his age, Gil is a living history of western music and a unique artist in the local scene.

Early bookings are recommended.

Phone 96545477 or info@ thecommune.com.au

■ The Man In Black: THe Johnny Cash Story is returning again to the Athenaeum Theatre on Tuesday (July 16).

The show features Tex Perkins, Rachael Tidd and The Tennessee Four.

More King Kong ■ The Marriner Group is this week releasing King Kong tickets for performances at the Regent Theatre between August 20 and October 6. Pre-sale tickets are available from $55 each.

Cricket on radio ■ ABC Grandstand will broadcast live, uninterrupted commentary of the five Ashes Tests to ABC Local Radio, ABC Grandstand on digital radio and online and the ABC Radio mobile app, from today (Wed.).

ABC Grandstand’s Jim Maxwell will join the BBC cricket commentary team of Jonathan Agnew, Henry Blofeld, Simon Mann, Michael Vaughan, Phil Tufnell and Geoff Boycott to bring listeners a comprehensive coverage of this cricket series.