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● Rob Foenander

■ Two of Geelong’s biggest arts organisations, Deakin University and Courthouse Arts, are collaborating in a Fringe Festival for the region in late August, which will showcase the talent of local artists in a weeklong event.

The New Wilderness Festival, which begins on August 31 and spans the first week of September, will be held at Courthouse Arts.

■ Observer country music columnist Rob Foenander is on the final segment of his tour around Western Australia.

Writing from the Hampton Harbour Yacht Club at Dampier, Rob says he performed at the Mermaid Hotel.

“It is great to take my music to total strangers and be appreciated.

“We next make our way to Port Hedland and Marble Bar. It has been one hell of an experience.”

Rob’s Country Crossroads column returns in early August.

Cavalia to open at Docklands

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■ Cavalia, billed as “a magical encounter between human and horse”, will open at Docklands on Wednesday next week (July 24).

The event will take place under the big white top at the Docklands.

Cavalia is a fresh mix of equestrian and performing arts, multimedia and special effects. Conceived by Normand Latourelle and often labelled an equestrian ballet, Cavalia is a spectacular and moving tribute to the relationship between human and horses throughout history, a dream of freedom, cooperation and harmony.

In a fairy tale setting filled with poetry and emotion, the show innovatively integrates acrobatics, dance, aerial stunts, live music and equestrian arts.

A 50-metre stage permits the horses to express themselves in all their splendour, nobility and strength, often completely free.

● Jesinta Campbell ■ One of the faces of Crown Melbourne, Jesinta Campbell confesses she had a breast augmentation as a teen - and now at 21, regrets it.

Campbell, one of Australia's rising TV stars, told the Sydney Sunday Telegraph that she had a procedure to increase her AA cup breasts to a B cup.

● Renae Ayris with Sophie Van Den Akke Photo: Melissa Hobbs ■ The Miss Universe Australia final was held at the Sofitel Melbourne On Collins this week, with Black Rock girl Olivia Wells taking the honours.

Olivia, 19, hails from Black Rock. She is studying medicine at Monash University. It is the first beauty pageant she has entered.

Olivia is the first Victorian to win the Miss Universe Australia title in 15 years. Clive Scott, general manager, Sofitel Melbourne On Collins, was part of the judging panel on the evening which also included X Factor host Luke Jacobz, Winners & Losers star Melanie Vallejo, DJ Andy Murphy, TV presenter Sophie Falkiner, Kirsty de Vallance, Sonney Roth and Danne Montague-King.

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The Bible

Melbourne women Barbara Gabogrecan is launching a new book: ★ Thank God I Had A Stroke. Barbara is now unable to read but has retained her ability to write.

Melbourne and Monash Universities are jointly hosting the Second ★ Symposium on the nation Catalonia. on Saturday, July 27 from 9.15 am=6.30 pm at the Jim Potter Room in the Old Physics Building.

Director-writer Kim Mordaunt and producer Sylvia Wilczynski ★ will be in Melbourne next month to promote their film, The Rocket, the story of a Lao boy who leads his family and a couple of ragged misfits

■ The Bible: The Complte Word of God (Abridged) is being staged at The Athenaeum Theatre, 188 Collins St, Melbourne, on Tuesday, August 6.

The show will be reviewed for the Melbourne Observer by Janine Chugg.

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across war-ravaged Laos to the dangerous Rocket Festival.

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■ Publicist Robyn Gretzinger says local author J.M. Pardy’s new book , Leaping Forward, focuses on how overcoming personal challenges allows for self-improvement.

Life can be full of unbearable events. It is only through personal struggles and challenges that give way to the opportunity for us to learn, expanded and move forward.

“Trauma is a strange thing. You can choose to allow it to consume you and never recover, or you can shift your perception of the world you exist in,” says Pardy. The book is published through Author Solutions.

■ Hosted by Erika Heynatz and Trevor Ashley, Twisted Broadway features Australia’s premiere music theatre performers singing songs originally written for the opposite gender.

With all proceeds going to Oz Showbiz Cares/Equity Fights AIDS, Twisted Broadway re-imagines contemporary and classic musical numbers in a night of twisted, show-stopping entertainment.

The Twisted Broadway performance will be staged at The Playhouse, Arts Centre Melbourne, at 8pm on Monday (July 22).

● Robyn Gretzinger

Craft and Quilt Fair in Melbourne

● Loani Prior, Queen of the Tea Cosy ■ The Craft and Quilt Fair will be staged on Thursday-Sunday, July 25-28 at the Melbourne Exibition Centre, Clarendon St, South Wharf.

Loani Prior will be guest artist; on display will be the ‘human knitting machine’, staged by The Machine Knitters Association of Victoria ; pop-up classes; Christmas in July; craft supplies,; quilts; workshops; and ‘make and take’ sessions. Adult admission is $17.

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Greek political activist Katerina Thoidou will speak in Melbourne ★ next month. Two meetings in Melbourne have been organised by Solidarity: 6:30pm, Tuesday, August 13 at the Meeting Room 1, Trades Hall, Cnr Lygon & Victoria Sts Carlton; and 12 Noon, Wednesday, August 14 at the Graham Cornish Rooms, 2nd floor, Union House, Melbourne Uni versity.

South Yarra Art House, 6 Almeida Cres., is holding an exhibition opening on Thursday, August 1, featuring award-winning artist Michael Weitnauer.

The opening night of Moxim’s Botanica will be held at the Arts Centre Melbourne State Theatre on Wed., Aug. 7.

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THE APPEAL OF COSTUMES

■ If you were a member of the Melbourne Theatre Company's Wardrobe team, you may be handed a brief that calls for 'an assortment of latchet-style shoes - some new, and some not so new (but still made this century) from our existing stock - and making them look as though they were worn daily by puritan farmers'.

As an audience member we often believe the story being told and from what I have recently learnt, a great deal of the actor's character development is often attributed to them believing in something as simple as a pair of handcrafted shoes. Did I say simple?

In the case of the latchet shoes required for The Crucible, currently presented by MTC until August 3 at the Southbank Theatre, costume designer Dale Ferguson sourced a specialised shoemaker in Melbourne, Brendan Dwyer.

In his Nicholas Building workshop on Swanston St, Brendan created the series of latchet shoes for the peasant characters.

Upon spending weeks handcrafting each pair, his shoes were then given to MTC's art finisher Josie Johnson, who with her array of paints, polishes and tools, added years of wear, tear and mud to achieve the desired effect that Dale had in mind for the scene presentation. Phew!

As part of MTC's 60 year anniversary celebrations, which coincidentally coincides with the 60 year anniversary of Arthur Miller writing The Crucible, MTC launched their mid-year Wardrobe Appeal along with actor David Wenham who passionately championed the campaign.

I caught up with MTC's Fundraising and Events Manager, Mandy Jones, who explained that

Wardrobe Porch Thoughts

hand- made costumes make a world of difference to both actors and audiences alike, and with our support, hopes the tradition of creating handmade costumes will continue well beyond the next 60 years at MTC. Most of us don't realise the artisan and skill required to create the tiniest of detail for costumes presented on productions such as The Crucible. How many people are in the wardrobe team?

For each production there is an artistic team. The director is the head of the team which, for The Crucible, is Sam Strong.

Sam works closely with Dale Ferguson who is one of Australia's greatest theatre designers. Dale came up with the concept for the set and the costumes, and then worked closely with the Wardrobe team to bring the costumes to life.

Who would we typically find working in your Wardrobe department?

There is a costume designer, a production designer, a wardrobe manager, a wardrobe supervisor, cutters, wardrobe buyers, an art finisher and staff whose sole responsibility is the maintenance of the costumes.

Off The Porch Thought For The Day David Wenham Actor "For 60 years, MTC costumes have been proudly hand-made. Costumes instantly tell a story about each of the characters on stage. And from an actor's perspective, costumes allow the actor to fully inhabit the role. So to have a Wardrobe Department that hand makes the costumes is vitally important, it's intrinsically linked to the strength and quality of the production. Clothes might not necessarily make the man, but costumes certainly make the character. I invite you to help MTC continue the proud tradition of costume making for the next 60 years and beyond by making a tax deductible donation."

That may mean organising daily laundering or mending costumes when they are damaged. There is also a milliner and a wig-maker. It's a big team.

The costumes are amazing and vary from show to show.

There must be a lot notable changes in the process of designing and making costumes since 1953?

These days the wardrobe team needs to be highly skilled with the range and number of productions we have each year.

One minute they are designing something completely contemporary and the next may require vintage artisan skills.

Our wardrobe department works with fabrics, leather and plastics to make jewellery and costumes for the stage. The costumes on The Crucible were all made from scratch.

How important are handmade costumes for actors?

Costumes are extremely important to actors. David Wenham who is playing the role of John Proctor has up to four costume changes throughout the show.

David has been so supportive of our campaign and commented about how costumes are really important to him. In The Crucible, shoes were an important element and the type of material used in his jackets and shirts helped him anchor his character.

Do you have a mentoring program for young designers at MTC? We have an incredible array of talent all under the one roof such as John Molloy who has been working at the MTC for 40 years. \ We have recognised a lot of the skills required can't be learnt at TAFE or even in the finest of institutions.

It's about the experience of working in the industry for 40-50 years like John who can educate young designers. It's also a real privilege for younger costume designers to come in to MTC and receive the mentoring

● David Wenham being fitted for his costume for The Crucible by cutter Rebecca Cassin and costume designer Dale Ferguson. Image by Jeff Busby.

Inset: Mandy Jones from someone who knows the techWe have a large costume store here niques inside and out and knows what and at the end of every production can work on stage. there is a rationalisation process and Will money received through costumes are kept on their merit, esthe appeal also go towards up- pecially if the can be used again. We grading technology and equip- don't tend to keep a lot of contempoment? rary costumes such as T-shirts. We That is one our main focuses of the also have a hire department and hire appeal. We want to continue to bring a lot of our costumes out to commuin younger staff members to learn and nity groups and school productions. also have the best quality equipment We are proud when students are perand materials for our staff to work forming in beautiful hand-made coswith. as they live on for another perWe have 12 productions a year at tumes formance. a minimum, which move between varis your Porch Thought ied styles. Having the right equipment ForWhat The Day? is vital.

MTC has a reputation for beautiDo you receive feedback from audience members that praise ful handmade costumes and accessoyou specifically on the costumes? ries. I'm always amazed when I see Since we launched the appeal, we the finished garments on stage, knowhave received many comments about ing the years of costume-making exour beautiful costumes. People have pertise they represent let alone the told us about their theatre experiences hundreds of hours involved in conand most memorable costumes. We structing them. have received feedback such as, 'there ● To learn more about Melbourne Thewas nothing extraordinary about that atre Company's Wardrobe Appeal and character's entrance, but it's because to read David Wenham's launch message or to make an online donation of the costume I remember it.'

Do you recycle your existing visit www.mtc.com.au/support/ midyearappeal/ costumes?

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‘Sexting’ in North-East ● Award-winning a cappella vocal harmony quartet MAXX Factor will tour Australia in August. From left is Dawn Adams Clifford (baritone), Valerie Hadfield-Rasnake (bass), Leslie Wodday Shoenhard (lead) and Molly Dalton Plummer (tenor).

■ One of the world's foremost women's a When performing Take It To The Maxx providing opportunities for education, perforcappella vocal harmony quartets, MAXX in Melbourne on Friday, August 9 at 8pm, mance and personal growth.

Factor, will tour Australia next month, giv- MAXX Factor will be joined on stage at Sweet Adelines Australia Education ing performances and vocal workshops in the Moonee Valley Racecourse Function Co-Ordinator, Lea Baker, said it would be Melbourne.

Centre by the Melbourne Chorus and the hard to find a female quartet that can match Four accomplished singers on the east Geelong Harmony Chorus, MAXX Factor's ringing harmonies, vocal coast of the United States came together in For hose interested in learning more about quality, style, technique, arrangements and 2007 to sing, and commenced a journey to a a cappella harmony, MAXX Factor will musical joy. cappella stardom.

"Their performances are filled with a present a public music education workshop All came from families steeped in the bar- on Saturday, August 10 from 8.30am-6.30pm combination of soaring harmonies and hilaribershop tradition and they knew that with and Sunday, 11 August from 9.00am - 1.30pm ous entertainment, guaranteed to leave ausome hard work and a bit of luck that they at the Moonee Valley Racecourse Func- diences standing on their feet," she said. could accomplish their goals.

Venue: Moonee Valley Racecourse tion Centre.

In 2009 they were named as the National Quartet spokeswoman, Molly Function Centre, Gate 1, McPherson St, Harmony Sweepstakes champions and that Plummer, said: "We're so looking forward Moonee Ponds year, MAXX Factor was featured in the first to performing and sharing our wonderful Tickets: $35 Full Price $25 Concession season of the NBC/Song A Cappella real- artform with our fellow a cappella lovers in and Seniors, Children 15 and under $20 ity show The Sing Off. Bookings: www.TryBooking.com/52277 Australia."

These successes culminated in winning the Workshop Tickets: Members $60, NonThe tour is being promoted by Sweet 2011 Sweet Adelines International Quar- Adelines Australia, a leading music-edu- members $100, Youths (25 and under) $25 tet Championship, where they were an- cation organisation dedicated to advancing Workshop Bookings:www.Cvent.com/ nounced Queens of Harmony.

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No permit to work with children ■ A 48-year-old social worker has lost his bid to obtain a ‘Working With Children’ permit.

Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal Deputy President Heather Lambrick heard the man had a prior conviction for ‘aggravated assault occasioning bodily harm’.

The charge following a night of heavy drinking, where the man pinned down his partner, struck her to the nead numerous times, strangled her, and ripped some hair.

He said he acted in self-defence, and had been the victim of aggression from his wife.

There is a pending court matter alleging violence.

● Head butt, punch thrown at Melton

TROTS TRAINERS’ FIGHT LANDS AT TRIBUNAL

■ A physical fight between harness racing trainers at Tabcorp Park, Melton, has found it way to be heard before Judge Pamela Jenkins, Vice-President of the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal.

Sam Flourentzou was head-butted, and Chris Mallia was punched to the side of the head after a verbal dispute following a trail race.

The Racing Appeals and Disciplinary Board fined each man $5000, with $2500 suspended for 12 months and not payable unless found guilty of further breaches.

Flourentzou, a B-grade trainer and B-grade rider, successfully appealed the Board’s decision. He claimed he acted in self-defence.

Flourentzou had driven Our Buller Boy NZ in the trail, with Mallia driving Bout Time.

■ At least one of the 'sexting' cases under investigation by Police in the Wangaratta area involves students at a special school. 'Sexting' involves sending exolicity images of themselves or themselves by mobile phone.

Murder charge hearing ■ A Winchelsea man accused of murder will face a committal hearing in November to decide whether he will stand trial. Matthew Drayton, 23, appeared in Geelong Magistrates' Court via video link after being charged with the murder of Robert James Colenso.

Drugs, cash seized ■ Police allege they seized cannabis and more than $18,000 in cash after pulling over a car for a routine inspection in Havilah Rd, Long Gully.

Andrew Szabo, 35, of Inglewood, faced an out of sessions bail hearing over drug trafficking, dealing and possession charges.

Drug lab clean-up ■ Yarriambiack Shire Council could be forced to pay more than $40,000 to clean up or demolish a clandestine drug lab at Yaapeet if it cannot find the allegedly fictitious owner.

Weather Forecast ■ ■ ■ ■ ■

Today (Wed.). Partly cloudy. 12°-19°.

Thursday. Chance of rain. 8°-20°.

Friday. Chance of rain. 6°-19°.

Saturday. Chance of rain. 5°-16°.

Sunday. Partly cloudy. 5°-16°.

Mike McColl Jones Judge Jenkins heard Mallia head-butted Flourentzou to the face, was punched, and then laid a complaint to stewards.

Evidence was heard from Merv Williamson, John Kendall, Neville Ismali, Belinda Dean, Lance Justice, Richard Caruana, Rodney Petroff, stewards Stephen Coombes and Neal Conder, starter Todd Matthews, and spectators Brianna Smith and Kevin Heaver.

Flourentzou presented as a “credible and reliable witness”, Judge Jenkins said.

The Board’s decision was set aside and the charge dismissed.

Top 5 THE TOP 5 COMMENTS HEARD DURING THE ROYAL BIRTH 5. "Her Maj is on the phone ... do we want any hot water?"

4. "It might be a royal baby but it's still poo in the nappy!"

3. "Prince Harry … would you please put that nurse down!"

2. "That's not Dumbo in the nursery, that's the Grandfather.”

1. "Don't be so insensitive.

We call it a specimen, not the Royal Wee.”

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People Melbourne

● Stefano Montanari will be guest director of Celebrazione! at 7 pm on Saturday July 27 and 5 pm on Sunday July 28 at the Melbourne Recital Centre.

More details on Page 103.

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Hottest time in the States

Party time at Theatre Works

● Melbourne graphic artist Maris O’Sullivan and daughter Siena have been working enjoying their US trip, which including meeting Justin Beiber. Maris says: “It was 106 degrees going to Sequoia National Park. At Porterville it didn't get below 80 during the night. Just arrived in San Francisco and it's a beautiful 70 degrees."

Final show

● Mary Helen Sassman in Orlando presented by independent theatre company The Rabble, later this year at Theatre Works, St Kilda. Theatre Works is having an Abundance party night on July 27. More details in the Observer Showbiz section.

In the second half of 2013, Theatre Works will join forces with independent theatre company The Rabble and Daniel Schlusser Ensemble to produce two new works. Also being presented is the highly acclaimed Psycho Beach Party by Little Ones Theatre at the Brisbane Festival.

Lord Mayor to launch book

■ A new and final performance has been added to the Melbourne stop of Michael Jackson The Immortal world tour

by Cirque du Soleil.

The additional show will be on Sunday, October 13 at 4pm. This new date is in addition to the previously announced performances at Rod Laver Arena from October 9-13.

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● Journalist Lawrence Money (pictured with wife Helen) will launch his new book, Amazing Aussie Bastards, next month. The launch ceremony will be performed by Melbourne Lord Mayor, Cr Robert Doyle, at Corrie Perkin’s ‘My Bookshop’ in Hawksburn Village.

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● Christie Whelan-Browne was pictured at the opening night of Gypsy, presented by The Production Company at the State Theatre. Christie is appearing in Singin In The Rain next month.

Julie the snapper at Ringside ■ Boxers Will Tomlinson and Sam Soliman with Herald Sun photographer Julie Kiriacoudis in the change rooms at Etihad Stadium at the EJ Whitten Legends Game.

Julie is an enthusiastic boxer. and is often seen at the newly-opened Ringside Boxing and Fitness Gym, 2/22 Harrison Crt, Melton. www.ringsideboxing.com.au

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● Evie and Paige

● Zoe Castran and mother Megan, of Toorak, are pictured holidaying in Mykonos last week. Their annual mid-year break included London, Capri and Rome, with Paul Castran, a prominent real estate

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■ Evie, and Paige McGinley, were at the Sky High inspection at Park St, South Melbourne for The Block on Sunday. Crowds extended for, er, well, ‘blocks’.

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CAR DEALER TAKEN TO COURT Crawf raises $600,000

Briefs Guilty plea

■ Traralgon man Robert Saunders, 19, has pleaded to guilty to charges relating the deaths of two Sale men, Daniel Marinovich and Peter Clarke. at Glengarry. He is to appear in the Latrobe Valley Country Court for a plea hearing on October 21.

Sportsbet in Court ■ Sportsbet Pty Ltd has requested a Melbourne Magistrates’ Court open court session at this morning (Wed.) to allege “monies due” from Justin Layden.

The civil matter is due to be heard at 9.30am.

Found dead

● Cory Monteith ■ Actor Cory Monteith, famous from the TV series Glee, has been found dead in a Vancouver hotel room.

THE BARREL ‘Never pick a fight with a man who buys ink by the barrel and paper by the ton.’

What religion is Superman?

● Ripponlea Motors at Parkdale ■ Ripponlea Motors Pty Ltd and one of its directors, Gregory Thomas Wallace, have been ordered to pay legal costs to Mistubishi Motors Australia Ltd. Federal Court Judge Anthony Besanko last week made an order that Mitsubishi be paid after the car company took legal steps for signage to be removed at the Parkdale premises of the dealership.

Mitsubishi sought a “fast-track” application last month for advertising material to be removed at the Nepean Hwy dealership premises, as well as handing back domain names.

“It seems clear that there was an element of delaying tactics and obfuscation in the respondents’ response to the claims of Mitsubishi Motors,” said Judge Besanko.

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● Brownlow Medallist Shane Crawford kicked the most remarkable goal of his brilliant career by riding his bike 3600 kilometres in 22 days across the continent to help raise $600,000 for Breast Cancer Network Australia.

Local Theatre

ECCENTRIC BLITHE SPIRIT Review by CHERYL THREADGOLD ■ Noel Coward wrote Blithe Spirit in 1941 while holidaying at Welsh fantasy village Portmeirion, believing that British audiences would relish an escapist comedy during World War II. The play eventually went on to set British box-office records.

Heidelberg Theatre Company is now presenting this supernatural comedy under the direction of Wendy Drowley at 36 Turnham Ave, Rosanna, until July 27.

Set in 1941, Coward’s clever script tells of eccentric bicycleriding medium Madame Arcati (Cate Dowling Trask) being invited to conduct a séance to help socialite and novelist Charles Condomine (Tim Murphy) research his new book, and face possible exposure as a fraud.

Joining Charles and his elegant second wife Ruth (Jeanne Snider) is sceptic Dr Bradman (Ian McMaster). ● Turn To Page 105

Melbourne Observations with Matt Bissett-Johnson

● Meet the cast of Noel Coward’s Blithe Spirit, playing in Rosanna until July 27. Standing from left are Madeline McKinlay (Edith), Ian McMaster (Doctor Bradman), Tim Murphy (Charles) and Clare Hayes (Elvira). Seated from left: : Cate Dowling Trask (Madame Arcati), Jessica Battersby (Mrs Bradman) and Jeanne Snider (Ruth).

Photo: David Belton

Appeal lost ■ Benjamin Nash has lost an appeal to have a 7½-year jail sentence reduced.

Judges Maxwell, Priest and Coghlan, sitting as the Court of Appeal heard that Nash kicked a kneeling victim in the face, causing permanent diability.

It was submitted there was a mitigating effect of impaired mental functioning, after a failure to take necessary medication.

Nash had been Intoxicated with alcohol and drugs. The judges rejected a call for a different sentence to be imposed on Nash.

● George Reeves as Superman ■ Bryan Patterson, formerly Herald Sun journalist and author of the popular Faithworks column, asks about the religion of your favourite superhero.

Bryan says an American website has categorised comic characters and superheroes according to their religion. This is based on the attitude and beliefs they express in their stories.

According to ComicBookReligion.com, the Incredible Hulk, aka Bruce Banner, for example, is a Christian. In fact, his marriage with Betty Ross, is celebrated by a Catholic priest.

Batman is apparently a lapsed Catholic, and Superman could be Jewish.

Among Protestants, the list includes the likes of Spiderman and Captain America.

Superman, on the other hand, is listed as a Methodist. His latest movie, Man Of Steel, seems to underline his religious beliefs with striking analogies.

In it, he is a 33 year old man who sacrifices himself for the good of humanity.

Spider-Man was apparently a Protestant; and The X-Men, an assemblage of Catholics and Episcopalians.

Time for Harry Heidelberg ■ Prominent wine enthusiast Kim West (The Wine Show, 96.5 Inner FM, 9am-11am Sundays) is retiring from his other life as an Inspector with Victoria Police.

‘Sly Of The Underworld’ (John Silvester) this week described him West as “loud, abrupt, generous, smart, persuasive and dogmatic”.

West has appeared on the Heidelberg-based radio station since 1992, using the stage name of ‘Harry Heidelberg’.

● Kim West, a.k.a. Harry Heidelberg Photo: ToorakTimes.com.au

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Di I count my blessings ■ I just adore Melbourne. How lucky are we to be able to embrace the winter we are having.

We can sit in the winter sun, watch the massive sports coverage we have, There is the cricket Ashes at night and we can share the joy of all our cricketers and participate in all that Melbourne has to offer: football, art galleries, theatre, restaurants and the best coffee in the world.

I count my blessings every day and more so of late with the things that are happening to people around me.

Loved ones are going through bad times and dealing with very steep hills to climb and others are suffering from loss.

Some are also rejoicing in the birth of new babies and being with friends at the football.

Sometimes the game is of secondary importance whilst we can change teams midgame; chatting, laughing with excitement and just loving the company and being at the ground.

It doesn’t get much better! ★ Melbourne has some wonderful identities, so different and all fabulous in their own way.

Andy Dinan is one of those, I first met Andy at the Melbourne Cup Breakfast at the Hyatt a few years ago.

She was great fun instantly and she won on the day the best dressed at the event!

It was a great meeting and I have enjoyed her company many times, with a smile that melts a room.

Andy is the Gallerist at the famous MARS Gallery. She always has great events and once again she is involved in a special event happening in Melbourne.

I like buying art. I haven’t bought a lot but I have bought sensibly.

I don’t know a lot about art. I have always wanted to buy art but was frightened to question the price. I have always wanted to bid at an auction but was too scared to put my hand up in case I sold the house!

I have often wondered if I can rent art, or if I would pay more if I bought art from an art fair, gallery or auction.

I have also wondered which type of artist to buy – emerging, mid-career or senior and what the difference is.

I have also wondered how to start an art collection – all these questions and more will be answered by Andy Dinan when she guests on a panel discussion at Menzies Fine Arts Auctioneers on Thursday, July 25 at 7pm along with Cameron Menzies , fine arts auctioneer; Richard Dunlop, leading contemporary artist; and Peter Strover, a collector.

This panel will answer all visitors to the event questions, provide threat rare, astute and often humorous insights and give every attendee a list of who they are buying and why.

Now this is an event I would love to go to.

Menzies Fine Arts Auctioneers is located at 1 Darling St, South Yarra.

■ Unfortunately I won’t be able to attend as I am taking a holiday, I have not had a holiday for eight years, apart from the times I went up to the NSW North Coast to look after my parents.

I have not had a break. So I am taking holidays and will be away from my column for the editions of July 24 and 31. I will be back for the August 7 issue, suntanned, relaxed and raring to go.

I love my job!

For VIC GIRL WINS MISS UNIVERSE AUST.

■ It was a stunning night at the Grand Ballroom of the Sofitel Hotel Melbourne on Friday for the Miss Universe Australia 2013 official crowning ceremony.

Some 30 contestants from all over Australia competed for the title of Miss Universe Australia 2013.

This is where Jennifer Hawkins came from.

After winning the Miss Universe Australia in 2004, Jennifer went on to win Miss Universe and the rest is history. This beauty pageant changes girls’ lives.

I was a guest of Fiona Byrne, PR and Sponsorship Manager at Sofitel Melbourne on Collins, and Deborah Miller, National Director of Miss Universe Australia.

Pete Lazar was MC. The evening was great fun.

The beautiful Renae Ayris, third runner up at Donald Trump’s Miss Universe Pageant 2012 was there.

Among the judges for the evening were Sophie Falkiner, Australian television presenter and model who looked absolutely fabulous; and Clive Scott, GM for Sofitel Melbourne on Collins, one of the most charming men in Melbourne.

The winner of Miss Universe Australia was Olivia Wells.

A Victorian girl, Olivia is the first Victorian to win the title for a long time.

Olivia will be off to Russia in November for the international final of Miss Universe and who knows where her world will take her?

The Miss Universe pageant is owned by Donald Trump and

with leading Melbourne publicist DI ROLLE

● Andy Dinan. Photo: Jacqueline Mitelman

● Miss Universe Australia contestants at the Sofitel NBC, and is the largest international beauty pageant with a viewing audience of more than one billion people.

It was great to be a guest at such an event and the girls had fun and so did the audience.

Sofitel Melbourne on Collins did a wonderful job hosting the gala evening once again.

Must-see television ■ I am lucky to have Foxtel, and when I am not watching CNN, the footy, cricket or the horse racing, I am watching the National Geographic channel!

It is the most fabulous channel, extremely educational and just when I think I have seen everything that Australia has to offer I am forced to think again.

TheAustralian Story may be filled with images of the Outback and life on the land, but it’s the coast that makes us who we are.

Most Aussies live on the coast, our early history is defined by the coast and much of our modern economy is de-

● Olivia Wells. Photo: Melissa Hobbs marine biologist pendent on the coast.

Premiering on Sun- Giovanna Fasanelli, day August 18 at geologist Andrew 7.30pm on the Na- Bales and author /-adtional Geographic venture Paul Carter Channel is Australia: take viewers on a specLife On The Edge, tacular journey filled bringing together a with compelling story team of passionate ex- telling, expert knowlperts who soar into the edge and stunning sky and dive into unfa- aerial and underwater miliar waters in search imagery.

Focussing on the of the hidden stories and unique landscapes people who live there, that mark our dramatic the history played out upon it and the sea itcoastline.

In a premiere six- self, this energetic part series, historian team take viewers on Mat McLachlan, an incredible odyssey

around Australia highlighting fascinating stories of the present and the past.

Working with local producer Prospero Productions, the series was brought to life using top-end technology, the Odyssea, a unique two-person mini submersible which dives up 100 metres; C-Quest, a high-tec ocean-going raft equipped with an array of high-tech ocean-going craft equipped with an array of high-tech equipment and a state-of-the-art helicopter.

Fox International Channels Australia’s Managing Director Karin Simoncini said, “Australia is a stunning county and so many of its fascinating stories and beautiful sights are defined by the sea.

“We were very keen on producing locally a series that showcased the most spectacular places in the country, and bring them to our National Geographic viewers.”

Giovanna Fasanelli is a marine biologist and the marine realm is her playground of passion.

Marine biologist and Professional Association of Diving Instructor dive master Giovanni Fasanelli has been diving extensively around the world since she was 16 years old.

With a deep love of sharks, she has made it her goal to swim and dive with as many species as possible from Great Whites, Tigers and Bulls to Lemons, Hammerheads and Cow Sharks.

I am looking forward to the episode Stromaltotlites: Australian Strangest Creatures, The Widewest Coast - In Shark Bay, Giovanni encounters some strange rock-like creatures known as Stromalites, that produce not only a unique insight into life at the dawn of time, but also a modern-day diary of our changing planet.

It is must see tele.

● Giovanni Fasanelli More on Page 105

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Confidential Melbourne

Talk is cheap, gossip is priceless

‘INSURANCE MAN POCKETED $1 MIL. IN FALSE CLAIMS’: ASIC

Bitch Melbourne’s Secrets

Jeff not being replaced PHOTO: ASH LONG

● Jeffrey Browne with son Sam ■ Amongst all the lovely words about Jeffrey Browne leaving the Managing Director’s post at Channel 9 is the media release ‘bottom line’ that all of his ‘reports’ will now answer directly to network CEO David Gyngell.

“Jeff’s made the call after seven terrific years at the top of the Network - the time is right for him and he departs the role with Nine in fantastic shape,” Mr Gyngell gushed.

“I’ll miss him not only as a robust and talented Managing Director, but the best deal closer in the business, a friend and simply a terrific bloke. He leaves us in a much stronger position than when he came on board, which is a fitting tribute.”

Browne will take on a new part-time role: Executive Director – Commercial, of Nine Entertainment Co. “All of Mr Browne’s direct reports will now report to Mr Gyngell,” the statement concluded.

■ The Australian Securioties and Investments Commission has permanently banned Travers David Loy from providing financial services after an ASIC investigation found he fraudulently pocketed more than $1 million.

Loy, of Heathmont, was the National Claims Manager of ATC Insurance Solutions Pty Ltd, a Melbourne-based insurance agent and holder of an Australian financial services licence.

ASIC’s investigation alleged that Loy fabricated and submitted 38 false claims for predominantly income protection claims.

These claims enabled him to receive fraudulent payments totalling $1,224,936.15 between June 2010 and May 2012.

The misappropriated funds were sourced from trust accounts held by ATC on behalf of ATC’s underwriters.

ASIC’s investigation alleged that $967,221.74 was directed to Loy’s bank accounts including his own business, Callejon Cafe in Collingwood and to other people associated with him.

ALLEGATIONS AGAINST HEATHMONT MAN ASIC Deputy Chairman Peter Kell said individuals that worked for licensed insurance intermediaries hold a position of trust and are accountable for their actions.

“This matter shows a blatant disregard to the basic principles associated with being a trusted financial services provider.

“ASIC will remove individuals from the industry if they fail to comply with financial services laws and breach their employer’s trust,” Mr Kell said.

ASIC said it found reason to believe that Loy was not of good fame or character.

Loy has the right to appeal to the Administrative Appeals Tribunal for a review of ASIC’s decision.

Loy resigned from his position at ATC in June last year. ATC assisted ASIC during its investigation.

Re-trial refused ■ Tjau Tunja will not face a re-trial for a West Heidelberg murder, after an appeal was heard by Court of Appeal Judges Maxwell, Weinberg and Priest.

Tunja had previously faced a Crown case based wholly on his admissions regarding the death of Rowan Biram who had his throat cut.

600 LOCALS FIGHT MASONIC PLANS

To be brutally Frank ...

PHOTO: ASH LONG

● Lillian and Richard Frank ■ The bosses at the Herald Sun are showing surprising compassion with Saturday columnist Lillian Frank.

Rather than axe the long-time scribe who is 77 this year, the Saturday Herald Sun have progressively shrunk her column ... to the extent that last weekend’s offering was just 116 words, with just one ‘I’ and one ‘my’. Bitch reckons it is time for everyone to be put out of their misery.

● Kew Masonic Centre can be redeveloped ■ Plans to develop the Kew Masonic Centre into 12 apartments have won approval at the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal, despite a local residents’ petition with more than 600 signatures.

VCAT Senior Member Margaret Baird announced the ‘go-ahead’ for the development in Strathalbyn St, East Kew. Local residents Lois Elmer, Robert Westwood, Ian Ridd, Elaine Matthews and Alka Sivaplan had applied to VCAT to stop the development, which had earlier gone before Boroondara City Council.

The municipality’s refusal was set aside by VCAT. The former Methodist Church building was purchased by the Freemasons in the 1970s, and has been used by a number of community groups.

Kew Masonic Centre Ltd has been given two years to start the development.

Whispers

Expanding

Released immediately ■ Dean Patrick James, convicted of child stealing, has won an appeal, and has been released from jail immediately.

James told the Court of Appeal that the ‘victim’ had left home of their own accord.

Judges Maxwell and Buchanan quashed the conviction after legal debate on the word ‘entice’.

James had been convicted on charges of possession of child pornography, driving while disqualified, fraudulently using registration plates, and breach of a suspended sentence.

Sentencing on a theft charge was reduced.

Rumour Mill

● Craig Hutchison ■ Victorian footy commentator Craig Hutchison is expanding his Croc Media business empire.

He has just signed with Adelaide radio station 5AA to launch a new sports program Off the Bench with Hutchy and The Rooch. He is joined by sports journalist Michaelangelo Rucci.

Visits ■ Melbourne businesses could receive a visit this week from Australian Business Register field officers. Deputy Registrar Mark Jackson said the field officers will check business details and confirm if an Australian Business Number is required.

Petrol up Hear It Here First

‘The Bible’, a hit on TV ■ Channel 9 has returned to an old theme to boost ratings. Last night (Tues.) saw the first two parts in a series called The Bible go to air. The new 10-part series from Survivor producer Mark Burnett, featured Beginnings and Exodus. The Bible showcases action and vision against the backdrop of a powerful score by the Grammy and Academy Award-winning composer, Hans Zimmer.

■ Woolworths had a 17 cent-off per litre offer at the weekend. In the days prior to the offer, its service stations raised petrol prices by 24c/litre.

Break-up

Info request rejected

■ Victorian man Anthony Smeaton has lost a freedom of information bid against the Victorian Workcover Authority to see documentation relating to his case. Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal Senior Member Ian Proctor said that the Tribunal idd not have the jurisdiction to handle this case.

E-Mail: Confidential@MelbourneObserver.com.au

■ The partnership between city lawyers Peter Roland Fischer and Elizabeth Margaret McCrae has been dissolved.

The Lonsdale St business of Fischer McCrae will be now carried on by Elizabeth Margaret McCrae and Angela Cursio.

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● Christopher Lawrence ■ ABC Classic FM morning man Christopher Lawrence had a novel way of advertising for a producer this week.

He put the vacancy on Twitter.

“If you or someone you know would like to work with me on ABC Classic FM Mornings as producer/programmer, watch the job ads.”

His show is on air from 9am until 12 Noon on weekdays.

Observer Treasury Thoughts For The Week ■ “Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than the one with all the facts.”

- Albert Einstein ■ “The less you respond to rude, critical, argumentative people ... the more peaceful your life will become.”

Observer Curmudgeon ■ “Love is not who you can see yourself with. It is who you can’t see yourself without.

Text For The Week

Jury service

■ "Honour your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the Lord your God is giving you."

- Exodus 20:12

■ Long Shots knows a Melbourne woman, 95½, who this week received a Summons requesting that she report for jury service.

She is wondering whether she needs to takes her hearing aid machine.

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● The Duchess and Duke of Cambridge ■ The world was still awaiting the birth of the Royal baby in London, when the Melbourne Observer went to press. All eyes are on the Duchess and Duke.

Prince William is the elder son of the Prince of Wales and the late Diana, Princess of Wales.

William was born at 9.03pm on June 21, 1982, at St Mary’s Hospital, Paddington, London. A bulletin announced that the Royal baby weighed 7lb 1½oz.

Prince William Arthur Philip Louis was christened on August 4, 1982, by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Robert Runcie, in the Music Room at Buckingham Palace.

After attending Mrs Mynors School, the Duke became a pupil at Wetherby School in London, from 1987 until 1990.

From September 1990, the Duke attended Ludgrove School in Berkshire, for five years until 1995. He then attended Eton College from July 1995 and studied Geography, Biology and History of Art at A Level.

William was 15-years-old when Diana, Princess of Wales was killed in a car crash in Paris on August 31,1997. The Duke of Cambridge and Prince Harry walked behind their mother’s cortege at her funeral which was held at Westminster Abbey on September 6, 1997.

After a gap year in which he visited Chile, Belize, worked on British dairy farms and visited countries in Africa, the Duke chose to study at St Andrews University in Fife, Scotland.

After a period of work experience, the Duke of Cambridge joined the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst as an Officer Cadet.

He was commissioned as an army officer in front of the Queen at Sandhurst in December 2006 and joined the Household Cavalry (Blues and Royals) as a Second Lieutenant.

He went on to train as an RAF Search and Rescue Pilot, graduating as a fully operational pilot in September 2010. The Duke is a fully operational Search and Rescue Pilot with the Royal Air Force, based at Anglesey, Wales.

Following his marriage to Catherine Middleton, the title the Duke of Cambridge was conferred on him by the Queen on April 29, 2011.

On May 29, 2012, the Duke of Cambridge said he was “honoured” to be conferred to the Order of the Thistle in the year of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.

Catherine Elizabeth Middleton was born to Michael and Carole Middleton at the Royal Berkshire Hospital, Reading, on January 9 1982.

The Duchess is the eldest of three children.

The Duchess of Cambridge was christened at the parish church of St Andrew’s Bradfield in Berkshire on June 20, 1982.

In May 1984, at the age of two, the Duchess moved with her family to Amman in Jordan, where her father worked for 2½ years. Her Royal Highness attended a nursery school in Amman from the age of three.

In September 1986, the Middletons returned to their home in West Berkshire, and she started at St Andrew’s School in Pangbourne, where she remained until July 1995.

The Duchess went on to Marlborough College in Wiltshire. The Duchess completed her Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award at Marlborough.

She undertook a gap year in 2000 in which she studied at the British Institute in Florence, undertook a Raleigh International program in Chile, and crewed on Round the World Challenge boats in the Solent.

In 2001, the Duchess enrolled at the University of St Andrews, Fife. The Duchess first met The Duke of Cambridge when studying at the University.

Since completing her degree, the Duchess has worked for Party Pieces, a company owned and run by her parents.

The Duchess’s hobbies include recreational sports such as hill walking, tennis, swimming, sailing, and the arts such as photography and painting.

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WORLD CHAMPION COMES TO VISIT

Hi everyone, from my suite at the Ramada Hotel and Suites comes this week's news.

Darren James hits Hollywood

Thunder from Down Under arrives

■ Triple world boxing champion Jeff Fenech is a regular guest at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites over the years and is one of the true legends of Australian sports.

Jeff has three World Championship Boxing Titles.

■ I.B.F. Bantamweight Champion 1985-1987 ■ W.B.C. Super Bantamweight Champion 1987-1988 ■ W.B.C. Featherweight Champion 1988-1989 Jeff was elected into the Boxing ‘Hall of Fame’ in 2002 and is well remembered for his role in the Celebrity Apprentice on the Nine Network.

Managing Director of the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites, Alan Johnson, presented Jeff with the ‘Ozcar’ for his services to Australian sport and the community, outside the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites during his stay.

Jeff is off to Las Vegas to catch up with his old friend ‘Iron’ Mike Tyson, not a bad boxer himself.

HOT NEWS International film director and fellow Aussie, Rod Hardy, is in discussions in Hollywood and Australia regarding a film on the life of Jeff Fenech. I can't wait to see that movie.

● Alan Johnson with Jef Fenech at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites

Special Holiday Offer from Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites

■ You too can have the Hollywood experience, when you are planning your trip to California, come and stay at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites, 8585 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood.

Please mention 'Melbourne Observer' when you book and you will receive the SPECIAL RATE of the day.

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GavinWood

● Rod Hardy

● Gavin Wood with Darren James ■ 3AW's Darren James and his wife Kathy stopped off in Los Angeles to catch up with their old friends Alan and Lorna Johnson at the Ramada Plaza and Suites.

I managed to whisk Darren away for the launch of the Sunset Strip Music Festival, which starts August 3 and 4.

Sunset Boulevard will be closed that weekend and a whole celebration of music will happen. The legendary Whisky A Go Go, The Viper Room, The Key Club and the Rainbow will be open for music lovers to experience live music from the stages.

An outdoor stage is set up with live bands playing both days culminating with a performance of honourees Linkin Park.

All I can say is "What a huge guitar, Darren" just one of the many large guitars lining Sunset Boulevard to celebrate the Sunset Strip Music Festival.

From my Suite at the Ramada Plaza Complex on Santa Monica Blvd

■ Ninety years ago, this week, one of the world's most famous signs was born as an ad for a housing development.

It wasn't until 1949 that it lost its last four letters creating an iconic symbol for the City of Dreams.

The ‘Hollywood’ sign has since made dozens of film cameos.

In 1978 the sign was restored to its former glory let by celebrities and city officials. The cost of restoring each letter was $27,000.

Fun place for whole family to visit

Doors plan tribute concert

■ The two surviving members of the Doors have put aside old tensions and are planning to reunite for a tribute concert in honour of the band's late keyboardist, Ray Manzarek.

Guitarist Robby Kreiger says he and the drummer John Densmore have been in contact since Manzarek's sudden death last month.

The Doors were formed in 1965, after keyboardist Manzarek met a UCLA film student and poet named Jim Morrison at Venice Beach. The pair then joined forces with Kreiger and Densmore and The Doors went on to become one of the most controversial and successful rock acts of the 1960s. The band sold more than 100 million albums worldwide and gained fame with great hits like L.A. Woman, Hello, I Love You and the huge hit Light My Fire.

L.A. Woman was recorded at the recording studio, now a reception room, across from the Ramada Plaza on Santa Monica Blvd. Russell Morris also recorded in that studio as well. The Doors, the Byrds, Frank Zappa's band and Janis Joplin all stayed at the Tropicana Hotel which is now the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites.

Welcome to ‘Hollywoodland’

● Russell Morris

● The Doors

■ Pacific Park on the Santa Monica Pier is a fun place for the whole family with all the old fashioned rides and The Most Famous Ferris Wheel in the World.

The song Palisades Park was written by Gong Show creator and host Chuck Barris for Freddy ‘Boom Boom’ Cannon and he sings about the park in New Jersey but the Los Angeles Palisades park is an amazing stretch of land that includes the Santa Monica Pier and Pacific Park.

After you finish with the Park it is back to 3rd Street Promenade and the new multi- level shopping centre for some serious retail therapy.

● Gavin Wood with Aussie mate Tony McVann from Absolute Audio from Brisbane and now setting up his recording studio in L.A.

www.gavinwood.us

■ It's the 50th anniversary of the Magic Castle, 7001 Franklin Avenue, Hollywood, this year. The 1909 Gothic mansion was once the home of actress Janet Gaynor. It is now a world famous private club for magicians.

Operated by the Academy of Magical Arts, a nonprofit organisation of 5,000 magicians and magic fans for over 40 years.

If you want to be really entertained make sure you have dinner at the Magic Castle. www.magiccastle.com I know, in Australia, Ross Skiffington, Duck Cameron, Tim Ellis and Don Crawford are members and fine magicians too.

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The Hitch-Hikers Guide to Freemasonry What is Freemasonry?

A ‘Worthy’ Charity Bereavement Assistance ● Mick Miller, Eric Williams, Ted Worthington and Bruce Keenan ■ How well do you know your fellow brethren? former St Crispin Lodge No 264, saw a need This initiative arose following the death of a Mem- for a dignified funeral service for those persons ber, when it was discovered that the Member's who would be best described as destitute, and widow was unable to pay for her husband's funeral, others without families or friends able to pay let alone dealing with other mounting financial is- for a dignified ending to their lives. sues emanating from a sustained period of unemInitially, Ted used his own financial resources ployment and illness. Personal pride had prevented and then managed to get some donations. Later, the plight becoming known to fellow Lodge Mem- some government assistance became available bers. to support his quest to rectify this gap in the proBereavement Assistance emerged as one of vision of human services. a number of options for the Lodge Members to asBereavement Assistance now also prosist the widow seeing her late husband laid to rest vides a conventional, commercial funeral serin a dignified and befitting final service. vice offering high quality, professional and afBereavement Assistance then developed as fordable funerals available to all members of a suitable charitable organisation worthy of the the Victorian community. These services help Lodge Members' consideration as one of the an- to subsidise a funeral service at or below cost to nual Lodge charitable beneficiaries. It is a 'not for those in need. profit' entity helping family or friends of those deTheir patron is the highly respected and ceased persons without any other means of provid- former Chief Commissioner of Victoria Poing a conventional, dignified funeral service. lice, Mr. S.I. (Mick) Miller AO, L VO, This simple act of charity commenced in 1997, QPM. and, by 2000 it was servicing around 100 people The photo shows WBro Eric Williams of per year. In 2012, Bereavement Assistance pro- the Lord Northcote Lodge No 191 handing vided its services for more than 400 funerals, a cheque for $2000 to Ted Worthington. Also The founder of Bereavement Assistance, Ted present are Mick Miller and WBro Bruce Worthington OAM, JP, a Past Master of the Keenan, Lodge Secretary.

● A 10-part series. Chapter 3. By Justin White, Manager, Member Operations ■ What are the goals of our fraternity? the following way: Believing in the Grand ArFreemasons represent a society that brings chitect of All Worlds - a perfectly moral being together millions of people, across the world, with the faith in all values that arise from that, in a fraternal manner, of all nations, religions, standing for democracy and pluralism, rejectpolitical beliefs and social backgrounds. They ing everything that is in its nature dogmatic and are striving towards spiritual enlightenment, and totalitarian.

When you say Great Architect of the personal development through their ceremonial meetings, as a pathway to moral perfection. The Universe, what does that mean?

The Grand Architect means the higher spirimain mission is love towards their fellows, spreading of tolerance and goodwill, respect and tual being that we look to. Our learning is based on the belief in the Great Creator, in his perfeccommunity passion.

What do Masonic ceremonial meetings tion and without that hope in his moral commandments, they would be completely ineffirepresent?

Masonic ceremonies and symbols originate cient. All of our striving is focused towards from ancient practices of architects and events. bringing together individuals and society as a The ceremonies consist of verbal and non-ver- whole with this ideal.

We are not a religious society, we accept any bal addresses to Brothers in the lodges in which the journey to spiritual highness is prepared. We faith. It is not important to us which faith anthink of our lodges as a free space in which all other belongs to. Our path does not lead through of its members - Brothers, can accomplish religeon-because managing sacraments is a themselves to the fullest, not minding the ef- matter of churches. Our path's direction is towards the discovery of the light of truth, harfects of the external society.

When we talk about moral perfection mony, respect and all with no room for any kind of negativity. Freemasonry is not a substitute for as a main goal, what does that mean?

Moral values and beliefs that Freemasons the religion or the church.

There has never been a better time to beare trying to induce and enhance amongst their members, are directly aimed towards people come a Freemason here in Victoria. As a reand are based on the belief that the world can sult, there is much good information to be found be a more just and humane place if all of its on www.freemasonsvic.net.au For more information about becoming a Freeindividuals act in that manner and show a posimason or to fill out an application, contact the tive example of themselves.

Can you describe moral values and be- Freemasons Victoria membership team at membership@freemasonsvic.net.au or call liefs in more detail?

They can be described most efficiently in 1800Freemason today!

First Leaders of Freemasonry in Victoria Thomas Kerr

■ Thomas Kerr arrived in Sydney in 1837 from his native Scotland before coming to Melbourne two years later in 1839 to edit the Port Phillip Herald.

Before taking up the position at the Herald Kerr was offered the position of editor at rival paper the Port Phillip Patriot and Melbourne Advertiser. He eventually left the Patriot and Advertiser to start papers of his own.

Kerr involved himself in many of the local societies. He chaired the meeting which led to the formation of an 'Orange Lodge' and later became Provincial Grand Master of the

Reuniting family members ■ The value of keeping good records was recently highlighted when Donna De La Rue, Executive Assistant to Freemasons Victoria mentioned she had contributed towards the reuniting of the wife of a Freemason with her long lost brother.

In February this year, WBro. James Turner Linton of Sunshine Wisdom Lodge was randomly contacted by Donna, who let him know that Freemasons Victoria had recently received an enquiry about him.

Unsure of whom this person may be, and in-line with Freemason Victoria's Privacy Policy, Donna passed on this enquirer's email address to him to follow up if he wished.

WBro. James made contact with this person, who seemed to know a lot of personal information about him that no one else would know, so subsequently made a phone call.

The enquirer turned out to be WBro. James's wife Ann's brother, who hadn't been heard from since 1997.

Ann was thrilled to finally be connected once more with her brother, who had apparently remembered that his sister's husband was a Freemason.

"I'd tried to find him with no success online and through the white pages, but all of the addresses were old, and no one was prepared to help with my search…" Ann said.

By Gabrielle Gabrielle Forman By Forman

● Reunited, after some help from Freemasons: James and Ann Ann has since found out, with the help of Unfortunately, as so much time had passed, Skype, that her brother and his wife Linda (for- Ann's brother was unaware that their father had merly from the UK), are now living in Tenerife also passed away in August of last year. in the Canary Islands.

My brother was naturally very sad to hear "We've exchanged photos and have reac- about the passing of our father. He'd thought that quainted, and we're now very much 'back in he would still be alive,”Ann said. "But if it touch'", Ann said. weren't for the good records that Freemasons One of the most surprising details is that when Victoria had kept over the years, he would never catching up with her brother, Ann told her brother have found out he was a grandfather.” that his daughter, with whom he had also lost Donna, who was just as pleased for the touch, had had a child and was living in Linton's said that she was thrilled with the outAdelaide. come of the email.

Now that the connection with Ann had been "It was great to know that Freemasons made, it wasn't long before Ann's brother was Victoria played a part in reuniting this famput back in touch with his daughter - a reunion ily.” Donna said, "It really emphasises the im16 years in the waiting. portance of maintaining good records".

● Kerr Street Orangemen of Victoria.

He was the first secretary of the St Andrews Society of Australia and, in 1845 became Chairman of the newly formed Burns Society.

Little is known about Kerr's masonic background prior to him arriving in Australia, however he was a member of the Lodge of Australia Felix, and later joined the Scottish Constituted Lodge that was active in Melbourne at the time, called the Australasian Kilwinning Lodge.

At the time of the consecration of Australasian Kilwinning, Kerr was appointed Depute (Deputy) Master.

In 1842 Kerr was elected to the first Melbourne City Council and was almost continually re-elected until 1851 when he resigned to accept the position of Town Clerk.

A few years later he was eased into retirement to a job as railway stationmaster in Sunbury, where in 1857 he died.

Kerr Street in Fitzroy was named in honour of him.

■ Excerpts taken from A Century of Union: P.T Thorton. Published by United Grand Lodge of Victoria, 1989

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Melbourne Observer - Wednesday, July 17, 2013 - Page 17

Melbourne People

Miss Universe Australia At Sofitel Melbourne On Collins Photos: Melissa Hobbs

● Clive Scott with Miss Universe Australia 2013 Olivia Wells.

● X Factor host Luke Jacobz and Katie Hansen

● Sophie Falkiner with Winners And Losers star Melanie Vallejo

● Coxy’s Big Break presenter Lee Chan

● Kirsty de Vallance with Melbourne fashion designer Craig Braybrook

● Lillian Frank

● Deborah Miller Miss Universe Australia pageant director, and Matty Samei

● Miss Universe Australia Olivia Wells (Centre) with parents Rick and Rosemarie

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■ Val Lehman has worked in television shows, film and stage productions for more than 40 years.

Val is best remembered for her role as Bea Smith in the popular television series Prisoner.

Val will be playing Miss Lynch in the musical Grease at Her Majesty's Theatre which opens in January.

Valerie Kathleen Willis was born in Perth in 1943. Val began performing as a child and in her teenage years was an arts student at RMIT whilst working as an actor and director at The National Theatre Arts School.

Val married Lt. Francis Charles Lehman in 1962 and they had three children.

Val was busy working in non- professional shows as the family moved around Australia.

She decided to become a professional actress and toured with The Children's Arena Theatre.

Her first major television appearance was in Bellbird and then she got parts in series such as Tandarra and Power Without Glory.

Val was going through a divorce when she auditioned for the Prisoner series in 1978 and was cast as the tough inmate Bea Smith.

Val won three Logie awards for her performance in Prisoner - Best Lead Actress in a series and Most Popular Actress in 1982, and Best Lead Actress in a series in 1983.

Her daughters Cassandra and Joanne played guest roles.

Val was with the series for 4½ years.

www.MelbourneObserver.com.au Val won three Logie awards for her performance in Prisoner - Best Lead Actress in a series and Most Popular Actress in 1982, and Best Lead Actress in a series in 1983.

Whatever Happened To ...

Val Lehman

By Kevin Trask of 3AW and 96.5 Inner FM Her character became very popular in the UK where the series was re-titled Prisoner: Cell Block H and this led to offers of stage work.

The series was seen in 20 countries throughout the world.

It seems that Val is the only cast member receiving royalties because she included a special clause in her original contract.

Val married Ballarat broadcaster and playwright Charles Collins in 1989.

In the 1990s Val spent seven years in the UK playing roles in stage plays such as Summer Of The Seventeenth Doll, Driving Miss Daisy and Lady Chatterley's Lover.

When Val came back to Australia she was cast in guest roles in television series such as

● Val Lehman

Something In The Air, Blue Heelers, All Saints and City Homicide.

Her film roles have included Kitty And The Bagman, I Live With Me Dad and Charlie And Boots.

In 2005 Val divorced Charles Collins.

In recent years Val Lehman moved from Ballarat to Queensland and enjoys the warm climate.

Val has her own website at www.vallehman.com Val recently played Aunt Eller in a stage production of Oklahoma in Brisbane and was spotted by producer John Frost who approached her to offer Val the role in Grease.

Val Lehman will be our special interview guest at 12 Noon during That's Entertainment on 96.5FM this Sunday (July 21).

- Kevin Trask The Time Tunnel - with Bruce & PhilSundays at 8.20pm on 3AW That's Entertainment - 96.5FM Sundays at 12 Noon 96.5FM is streaming on the internet. To listen, go to www.innerfm.org.au and follow the prompts.

BREEDING PHALLIC SEA CUCUMBERS

■ I love to read about the adventures of past explorers and bushmen, and often these chaps spent time in the Territory.

One I recall was The Adventures of a Trepang Fisher, by Harold Sunter, a fascinating tale.

He was diving for Sea Cucumbers, often called Trepang, in the seas off Darwin.

Because of their phallic shape, they are regarded as an aphrodisiac in Asia, and are consequently highly sought after. Ridiculous!

Now they've got a factory breeding them on Groote Eylandt.

The Aminjarrinja Corporation is expecting to harvest about 10 tonnes of them annually, according to Will Brown, the director of Tasmanian Seafoods, which is organising the enterprise.

Reminds me of my encounter with this particular ‘delicacy’.

I was in Singapore with a valued customer, who was shouting me out to dinner.

He insisted I try his favourite dishes.

I reluctantly managed to devour a bowl of fried jellyfish, but then he asked the waiter for his special delight - Sea Slug, as it's termed there.

He watched me like a hawk as I only just succeeded to get this disgusting mess down intact - like fish flavoured jelly. " Enjoy that?"

"Delicious!" I lied.

He beamed - "Waiter, another one!"

Aphrodisiac? The only organ stirring was my stomach!

■ In my years in the Centre I've mainly driven around in 4WD Patrols, which were excellent for the sandy Todd River bed, or on rocky tracks up the side of the Macdonnell Ranges and through the flooded Finke River.

And I even had a Ssangyong for a couple of years - just like a little Jeep, and it could also go anywhere.

Because there are only about 10 others in Australia, parts were a problem.

However, during my last couple of years in Alice Springs and Coober Pedy, I opted for a different vehicle, which always stood me in good stead.

Whilst not as adventurous as the four wheel drives, it still got me most places I wanted to go.

A Hyundai Getz!

It's done nearly 300,000 kms up and

The Outback Legend

Alastair Bevege from Sydney was bushwalking in the park this month, when he and his mate noticed this uncanny likeness in a cliff face.

They were roaming along the remote Bardedjildji Track, near the NT border at Cahill's Crossing.

There have been many such sightings around the world from time immemorial, and they often become shrines with thousands flocking to them from near and far.

On a fence post in Coogee, on a piece of toast, or in a cup of coffee, on a tree trunk, in the shadows of a church wall.

Then the mysterious mystical appearances of Mary herself at Lourdes, or Conyers or Fatima and Medjugorje.

However I don't think the faithful of the world will be beating a path to the wilds of Arnhem Land anytime soon.

down the Stuart Highway and around the bush.

When I used to speak with Keith McGowan on his Overnighters show, he would often lampoon me on my decision. "Fall to bits if you hit a sparrow!"

However It's still hale and hearty, good as new. It's dodged many a kangaroo and emu and wedgie, and I've been fortunate enough to mow down a few foxes and feral cats, and always come away from those encounters unscathed.

However, try selling a Getz, faultless performer though it's been, with 300,000 kms on the clock.

As Hamlet once said to Horatio: "There are more things in heaven and earth than are dream't of in your philosophy."

■ Whilst I do love the drone of a didge, I can't play one. I've tried on many occasions, but to no avail - just an indelicate noise.

Interestingly, although they are now everywhere in Australia in Aboriginal art shops, including Alice Springs, they are strictly Top End instruments, not from the Centre at all, from where they are often portrayed as emanating.

They are formed from the branches of eucalypts, hollowed when termites eat the centres out.

The tops and the bottoms have been cleaned up and smoothed down, but otherwise they're intact.

Now they've had just had a "sound healing" workshop in Alice Springs.

I have witnessed some magical and mystical moments accompanied by their harmony, not the least being one played in the Fern Grotto on the island of Kauai in Hawaii. That was magical.

This workshop saw Reiki masters, and a couple of meditation teachers, Moriya and Amitabhaya, leading the workshop, showing how the didge is a wonderful instrument for vibrational cleansing and healing power.

I'll buy that.

■ And so it is with myriads of mysteries in the world - from UFOs to the strange animals on land, in lakes and in the oceans.

Then there are the uncanny weeping statues, and now the NT has one of its very own - an image of Mary in a rock face at Kakadu.

■ Alice is always on the map for some achievement or other. This time it's "car wreck capital" of Australia.

There were 145 abandoned vehicles found and disposed of around the town last year.

They're not hard to spot. They're all over the place, more often than not

with Nick Le Souef Lightning Ridge Opals 175 Flinders Lane, Melbourne Phone 9654 4444 www.opals.net.au

● Sea Cucumbers

burned out; not a pretty sight. It costs about $100,000 to collect and dump them each year, so officialdom is trying to reduce the problem.

One issue is that residents of remote communities purchase all these clunkers, and because they're so far from town in hot conditions, they have a tendency to break down or just boil over in the middle of nowhere. So they're abandoned.

Now there's a move afoot to launch a series of maintenance workshops in bush communities to teach people how to maintain their vehicles, and to repair them when they do break down.

I have often encountered them while I've been driving from Alice out to the Rock. I once always stopped to try and assist the owner, who flagged me down for assistance. But the requests often turned into threatening demands for cigarettes and grog, so I gave that up.

I don't mind helping my fellow man, but …

- Nick Le Souef ‘The Outback Legend’

My Say with Harry Beitzel ■ At the recent Hall of Fame function held in the Great Hall at Parliament House in Canberra, the huge crowd was being ushered out after a fantastic night.

I was moving around saying my good nights to friends like Neil Kerley when I spotted Andrew Demetriou.

For once he was standing alone and in a reflective mood. His head was slightly bent and I debated “do I interrupt his solitude?”.

I broke his quiet moment of reflection and said “Andrew, you look beat. You must feel proud as it has been a great occasion held in the most important place, the Great Hall, of the Australian Parliament.

“You can’t do better than that.

Hold your head up high and feel proud of your achievement. This has been some night.”

I am an Andrew D devotee and proud to openly state it. I am disgusted with the snide and sententious remarks by negative media who rely solely on the AFL for their livelihood.

There is a constant group who delight in pushing up all the negativity that can be thrown not only at Demetriou but also at our great game.

There are and have been mistakes – but having at least two AFL teams in every State, especially the nation’s biggest, NSW, with its thriving capital Sydney and the fastest developing area in our country Western Sydney is NOT one of them.

Agreed GWS is a problem. But we all knew including the current doomsayers it would take four to five years to become viable.

The negative, prejudice media have jumped the ship. But what would they know about running a business big or small? Their job is to live by the hour, grab a scoop, factual or not.

Let’s analyse the current problems Andrew D faces upon his return from one week’s relaxation with his family which has been the subject of much criticism by the aforesaid group.

Essendon and the drug problem would be number one.

Closely followed by the performances of Melbourne, GWS, St Kilda and North Melbourne.

Their failure on field performances is encouraging critics to highlight poor attendances at matches plus a drop in TV audiences.

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