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● Bill Bryson ■ Gain insight into the man behind the myriad books as he shares previously untold stories and gives us a unique perspective into being one of the world’s most admired and successful authors. Bill Bryson has a charm, wit, ruminative insight and modesty that will have audiences hanging on his every softly spoken word. Like the great thinkers Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo or Galileo is a Renaissance man, whose expertise traverses many topics and diverse subjects. His bestselling travel books include Down Under, The Lost Continent, A Walk In The Woods and Notes From A Small Island. His acclaimed book on the history of science, A Short History Of Nearly Everything, won the Royal Society’s Aventis Prize as well as the Descartes Prize, the European Union’s highest literary award. He has also written books on language, Shakespeare and his own childhood in the hilarious memoir The Life And Times Of The Thunderbolt Kid. Bryson’s most recent critically lauded book, One Summer: America 1927, chronicles a forgotten summer when America came of age and changed the world forever. "I can't wait to come back to Australia,” Bryson said. “It is always a pleasure to be there." Event Producer Simon Baggs said :“Bill Bryson – Many A True Word Extends Lateral Events Intellectual Entertainment series of events which have included live shows with Heston Blumenthal, Sir David Attenborough, Professor Brian Cox and Neil Oliver.” www.lateralevents.com/public-events/bill-bryson Bill Bryson will appear next year in Melbourne at 8pm, Saturday, March 22 at The Plenary, MCEC; Tickets are $85-$185 Bookings: www.ticketmaster.com.au or phone 136 100 Tickets are on sale now. - Di Rolle

Melb. Now opening weekend ■ A range of programs are being staged this weekend for the official launch of Melbourne Now. A range of free talks, performances, screenings and workshops will celebrate and challenge the way in which audiences interact with the exhibition, from Friday-Sunday (Nov. 22-24). One highlight includes a dance performance set in the Great Hall and curated by Antony Hamilton. This audience is placed within the performance environment – they will be seated in a grid pattern on swivel stools and will all have their own unique perspective on the performance .

By JULIE HOUGHTON ■ November is a big month for opera lovers in Melbourne, with Wagner's epic Ring Cycle being impossible to ignore! Add to that the free immensely popular Opera in the Bowl concert at Sidney Myer Music Bowl at 7.30 on Saturday November 23 and music lovers are in for a good time. Wagner's Ring Cycle consists of four generously sized operas, and such is its popularity throughout the world, that there are many opera lovers who fly from distant places to wherever a Ring Cycle is being staged. As it requires an enlarged orchestra pit, a huge number of singers and associated crew, it is not something that can be thrown onto any old stage at a moment's notice. Opera Australia's Ring Cycle has been years in the planning, and has been sold out for some time. The four operas are Das Rheingold, Die Walküre (with the famous Ride of the Valkyries that has been used in many non-operatic settings), Siegfried, and Götterdämmerung. Opera Australia is staging the operas in three separate cycles, with the operas happening on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Mondays until December 13. Wagner is not for those with short attention spans, as while Das Rheingold is only two hours and 40 minutes, Die Walküre is just over six hours, Sigfried is 5½ hours and the granddaddy of them all, Götterdämmerung runs for seven hours. However, there are substantial breaks within the operas to stretch the legs. I was fortunate enough to be part of a packed audience for the final dress rehearsal of Das Rheingold, and it was an experience I will remember and treasure. There is something about these incredible stories of myth and legend set to dramatic music and performed by some of the best voices in the world that grabs the audience and casts a spell. While this was still a rehearsal, at the end of it the State Theatre went wild - I don't think I have ever heard all three levels of the state theatre erupt in such wild cheering, applause and shouts of ‘Bravo!’ Young conductor Pietari Inkinen studied at the Cologne Music Academy and now works all over the world, including as Music Director of the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra. Overseas luminaries include Swedish bass baritone Terje Stensvold, making his Australian debut as king of the gods, Wotan, and expatriate Australian mezzo-soprano Deborah Humble as Erda and Waltraute, as well as a fine Australian line-up of principals. Deborah sings in all four operas, so having a day between each performance is essential as Wagner certainly deserves the colloquial description 'a big sing'. Deborah said that she uses the time off to think about what comes next and to go through the music and the moves mentally. "The action is sometimes quite pared back to allow the intimacy of relationships to shine through. Wagner is all about text. The meaning is right there on the page; a singer's job is to make the text speak through the music to give the listener a clear understanding of the story." Deborah has been delighted with the reaction to having a Ring Cycle in Melbourne. "Melbourne has been hit by Ring Fever - people are arriving from all over the world for this international event which is wonderful for emphasising what the arts in Australia is capable of, and the local community is really excited too - dress rehearsals were full to capacity," Deborah said. If you aren't one of the lucky ones with a ticket to The Ring Cycle, Opera In The Bowl is happening on November 23 and it won't cost you a cent as it is a free concert. Apart from soloists Jacqueline Marbardi, Milijana Nikolic, Bradley Daley Andrew Jones and Warwick Fyfe and the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra, with conductor Anthony Legge, there are also nearly 400 voices in Opera Australia's Community Choir, organised by former Opera Australia tenor and Choir of Hard Knocks/Hope and Inspiration, the inspirational Jonathan Welch. The concert will feature arias and overtures from Carmen, Tosca, The Pearlfishers, Carmina Burana, The Barber of Seville and more, promising a great night of opera highlights. Now, if only we can appease the weather gods to smile upon Melbourne, it should be a lovely night for anyone who loves music, regardless of their financial situation. Opera should be for everyone, and on this night it will be. - Julie Houghton

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● Wes Snelling, Crash Course Comedy Workshop for Teachers facilitator ■ The Melbourne International Comedy Festival presents a Crash Course Comedy Workshop for Teachers on Monday, December 9 at the MTC Lawler Studio. Facilitated by Melbourne performer Wes Snelling and created especially for schoolteachers, this comedy workshop acts as a unique professional development opportunity for school leaders who want an insight into how to perform, and therefore teach, the art of comedy well. The Crash Course Comedy Workshop is also a great avenue for teachers who want to guide their students into the national Class Clowns competition, the flagship event of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival’s education program. Returning Australia-wide in 2014, teens aged 14-18 can enter the ever-expanding competition to perform their own five-minute comedy routine, with heats running throughout Victoria during February and March next year. Wes Snelling has been working within the arts industry for more than a decade as a comedian, actor, singer, writer, director, and radio presenter, production/stage/tour manager. Wes is a celebrated Australian artist whose work has seen critical acclaim and has had him touring throughout Australia, Europe, the UK and most recently to New York. Teachers will take home a barrel of new comedy knowledge from a professional in the industry, as well as valuable materials to use back in the classroom after the day. It’s time to pull a ‘Mr G’ and make it all about the teacher. Date: Monday December 9 Time: 1.00-4.00pm Venue: Lawler Studio, Melbourne Theatre Company, Southbank Cost: $25 per person Bookings: For more information or to register interest please contact Melbourne International Comedy Festival Producer Karin Farrell karin@comedyfestival.com.au or 9245 3700. For more information on the Class Clowns program, check out www.classclowns.com.au - Cheryl Threadgold

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New release from Reg ■ Kyabram country music identity and multiple golden guitar winner Reg Poole as released his brand new CD. Titled Reg Poole Life, it comes as Reg celebrates 40 years in the world of Australian country music. The 13 songs are a mix of his own plus co-written works and others great tracks. More info” www.regpoole.com

Golden Guitar finalists ■ Finalists in the 2014 Country Music Awards of Australia (Golden Guitars) were announced in Sydney last week. Topping the list was Lee Kernaghan with seven nominations from his Beautiful Noise album. Other finalists include The Wolfe Bros, Sara Storer Troy Cassar-Daley and Adam Harvey who gained six places. Sara from her album Lovegrass, whilst Troy and Adam for their hit album The Great Country Songbook.

Gene, Col combine ■ Ex-1970's 3UZ DJ Gene Bradley Fisk and Charters Towers artist Col Millington have joined forces on Col's new CD release, The Australian. The two long time friends share vocals on the aptly named I Ain't Dead (Just Retired). This is Col's 29th album release and is another artist with a career spanning more than 40 years.

Alpine Festival 2014 ■ The Mountain Cattlemen's Association of Victoria will stage their annual get together From Friday-Sunday, January 10-12, 2014 at Hinnomunjie in eastern Victoria. The Wolfe Brothers band will headline a list of local artists that will perform throughout the event. The Cattlemen's Cup is another highlight of the weekend. - Rob Foenander

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Wednesday, November 20 ■ US senator Robert Kennedy was born in 1925. He died aged 42 in 1968. Winemaker Sir James Hardy is 81. Actress Bo Derek (Mary Collins) was born in California in 1956 (57). Former AFL player, now US grid iron player Sav Rocca is 40.

● Kate Ritchie ■ Australian radio networks are increasingly looking for national programming solutions. Kate Ritchie is at the centre of the latest programming announcement for 2014. DMG Radio Australia this week announced that the actress will join Tim Blackwell and Marty Sheargold in Nova’s national drive show from 4pm to 6pm in 2014. She has been the regular fillin for Nova 96.9’s Fitzy & Wippa and was one third of the Nova Sydney breakfast team throughout 2008 - 2009.

Change of brand for Mix? ■ The possible recruitment of Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O by the Australian Radio Network may see Melbourne station Mix 101.1 rebranded. ARN has registered a number of domain names including KIIS (after a popular Los Angeles radio station) and Edge. If Sandilands and O are signed by ARN, there is speculation that their Sydney-based program would be relayed into Melbourne. This could leave Chrissie Swan and Jane Hall without

● Garry Linnell ■ Does Fairfax Media Group Editorial Director Garry Linnell see his domain expand from newspapers to also include radio? Linnell, in charge of The Age and Sydney Morning Herald, has been appearing on the Sydney Fairfax radio station, 2UE, over the past week. Will he do the same on 3AW?

Radio Briefs ■ Ben Wise, Executive Digital Producer of the Triple M Network (and formerly at 3AW), has taken on a new role with Cricket Australia as their new Digital Content Manager. ■ Kim Healey, formerly of the 3AW newsroom, has given birth to a son: Max Wolfgang Richter. Born on Thursday (Nov. 14), 3.77 kgs. Our congratulations. ■ Heidelberg-based community radio station 96.5 Inner FM has commenced its radiothon, to raise funds for studio equipment.

From Baroque Festival to the Caravan Club ■ Tasmania may be Australia's smallest state, but when it comes to taking classical music seriously, it can kick some goals. This year saw the inaugural Hobart Baroque Festival of Music in April, which attracted interest from performers across the world and baroque music lovers from across the country. With Leo Schofield at the helm, it is no surprise that it worked so well that the second Hobart Baroque has been announced for 2014. It is a niche festival well suited to Hobart, as it is the only festival in the country solely dedicated to performance of music of the late 17th and early 18th centuries, and it has some beautiful historic venues ideally suited to this kind of acoustic music. One of the big draw cards for the 2014 festival is 23-yearold Russian soprano Julia Lezhneva in her only Australian performance. This young lady so impressed the iconic Dame Kiri te Kanawa that the great dame described her as 'a really outstanding talent - the brilliance of her voice and technique are extremely expressive." Julia Lezhneva will perform with the Tasmanian Symphony Orchestra. Also in the festival is an Australian first, a production of Handel's opera Orlando, from 'America's Glyndebourne, the Glimmerglass Summer Festival in upstate New York. Also flying in from overseas is Barcelona-born countertenor Xavier Sabata, a noted soloist with Les Arts Florissants and Le Jardin des Voix. Our fine Australian baroque musicians are also starring, with a unique collaboration between Latitude 37 and MONA, an evening of Ottoman baroque music followed by an Ottoman banquet. Latitude 37 comprises Julia Fredersdorff on violin, Laura Vaughan on viola da gamba and Donald Nicholson on harpsichord and organ. There will also be a series of five early evening recitals by five different emerging young Tasmanian musicians and ensembles with a $5 admission price to appeal to young audiences, plus five evening recitals in the magnificent 1866 Hobart Town Hall. It's all happening from March 28 to April 5, 2014 - full details at www.hobartbaroque.com.au ★ At the other end of the music spectrum is a special concert tomorrow, (Thurs., Nov. 21), from Canadian folk singer Rose Cousins. Rose is here for the first time, and her album called We Have Made A Spark scooped numerous Canadian and American music awards. She will be playing alongside Australia's Susanna Espie and New Zealander Mel Parsons at the Caravan Club, Oakleigh RSL, 95-97 Drummond St, Oakleigh at 8pm. Rose grew up on Prince Edward Island - Anne of Green Gables country - and now lives in Halifax, and has released three albums. Following the Caravan Club gig, Rose will be touring with Jordie Lane in the Festival of Small Halls tour. - Julie Houghton Melbourne

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■ English actress Juliet Mills was born in London in 1941 (72). Australian comedian Grahame Bond was born in Sydney in 1943 (70). Singer Ross D Wylie was born in Brisbane in 1944 (69). Actress Goldie Hawn is 68 (1945). Glenn Ridge was born in 1955 (58).

■ US comedian Rodney Dangerfield was born as Jacob Cohen in 1921. He died aged 82 in 2004. Actor Robert Vaughn was born in New York in 1932 (81). Footballer Gary Dempsey is 65. He is a Brownlow winner. Actress Mariel Hemingway is 52.

■ Boris Karloff (William Pratt), Hollywood horror film actor, was born in London in 1887. He died qagede 81 in 1969. Harpo Marx (Adolph/ Arthur Marx) was born in New York City in 1888. He died aged 75 in 1964. Singer Miley Cyrus was born in 1992 (21). She has been in the headlines in the past several months.

■ American author Dale Carnegie was born in 1888. He died aged 66 in 1955. American actor Dick Powell was born in 1904. He died aged 58. Actor Howard Duff was born in 1917. He died aged 72 in 1990. Scottish comedian Billy Connolly was born in Glasgow in 1942 (71).

■ Australian Presbyterian Minister, the Rev. John Flynn, was born in Victoria in 1880. He died aged 70 in 1951. Cricketer and ABC commentator Kerry O’Keeffe was born in 1949 (64). Singer Amy Grant was born in Augusta in 1960 (53).

■ Peanuts creator Charles Schulz was born in 1922. He died aged 77 in 2000. Singer and actor Robert Goulet was born in 1933. He died aged 74 in 2007. Tina Turner (Annie Mae Bullock), the singer, was born in 1939 (74). TV presenter Jacki Mc-Donald is 60 (1953).

Thanks to GREG NEWMAN of Jocks Journal for assistance with birthday and anniversary dates. Jocks Journal is Australia’s longest running radio industry publication. Find out more at www.jocksjournal.com

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Neighbours ■ 6.30pm. Weeknights. Eleven ■ Monday, November 25. Kate struggles to comprehend how her secret was exposed; Gem manipulates a vunerable Georgia; Bailey finally sees Gem for who she really is; Mason feels betrayed by Kyle and Kate. ■ Tuesday, November 26. Will Gem succeed in isolating Georgia? Imogen gains some hope on a relationship with Mason; Joshua receives a wild proposition. ■ Wednesday, November 27. Terese uncovers Paul's dodgy development dealings; Matt discovers Lauren has been dreaming of Brad; Joshua and Amber finally take things to the next level. ■ Thursday, November 28. Susan hides her illness so she can support Karl; Lauren discovers why Matt has been sneaking off; Sonya meets her new online friend. ■ Friday, November 29. Georgia continues to feel betrayed by her friends; Imogen feels envious of Joshua and Amber; Susan confides in Kate about her illness; Bailey reveals to Mason that Gem is blackmailing him.

Home and Away ■ Monday, November 25 and Tuesday, November 26. Plotlines not to hand when we went to press. ■ Wednesday, November 27. ‘Supersized finale.’ 90 minutes.

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Former Melbourne radio man, Henry Gay, is rumoured to be self-publishing a book about TV legend Graham Kennedy. Eric Avery and Henrietta Baird have been named by Critical Path as the two indigenous dance artists selected to participate in its inaugural Emerging Choreographers’ Mentorship program. Australian viewers have proven their love for Ja’mie King, the bitchiest private school girl. Ja’mie: Private School Girl, which airs WQednesdays on ABC1, has registered more than 810,000 plays for Episodes 1, 2 and 3 of the show on thecatchup viewing platform Iview. An array of the show-stopping and em bellished costumes from Arts Centre Melbourne’s Performing Arts Collection will be unveiled to celebrate the opening of the new free exhibition All That Glitters, in Gallery I in the Theatres Building at Arts Centre Melbourne. C3 Contemporary Art Space at the Abbotsford Convent is commencing a new exhibition tonight (Wed.). It runs until Sunday, December 8. Opening times Wed Sun, 10am -5pm. Melbourne Theatre Company this week launched its new series of audio conversations, MTC Talks with Fiona Gruber, streamed on its website http:// www.mtc.com.au/interact/MTCtalks and available for download via Melbourne Theatre Company in the iTunes store each month. Entertainer Christine Anu is presenting Rewind - The Aretha Franklin Songbook in 2014. Robbie Williams and Ronan Keating are guest comperes on Smooth 91’s weekend programs until Christmas. Cathy Dinn, most recently Smooth 91.5 drive announcer, is moving to Sydney.

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■ The National Institute of Circus Arts (NICA) presents Circus Showcase 2013 from November 27 – December 7 at the NICA National Circus Centre, 39 – 59 Green St, Prahran. Circus Showcase 2013 invites audiences to take an exclusive peek at the country’s finest up-andcoming circus stars. The cast comprises 23 final year students about to graduate from Australia’s only Bachelor of Circus Arts. The show is co-directed by NICA’s Head of Performance, Megan Jones, and NICA’s Head of Movement, Meredith Kitchen. Jones says the show features signature solo and duo acts that range from the exquisitely beautiful and charming, to the heartstopping and hilarious, “interwoven into an entertaining variety of high-level contemporary circus, performance and dance”. NICA’s artists test the limits of physical strength and endurance and present jaw-dropping feats of sublime beauty with a wide range of circus apparatus including tightwire, cloudswing, hula hoops, vertical rope, juggling, adagio, roué cyr, swinging trapeze, Chinese pole, clowning, hand balancing, roman rings, aerial hoop, swinging pole and tissu. NICA is one of eight national arts training institutes and offers Australia’s only Bachelor of Circus Arts. Graduates of NICA have gone on to pursue exciting careers both locally and internationally, as well as contributing to the development of Melbourne’s vibrant circus arts industry. The course is accredited by Swinburne University of Technology and attracts applicants from across Australia, New Zealand, the Pacific, USA and South America. Performances: November 27, 28, 29, 30 and December 4, 5, 6, 7 at 7.30pm; Saturday matinees: November 30 and December 7 at 1.30pm. Venue: NICA National Circus Centre, 39–59 Green St, Prahran. Tickets: $30 full price, $25 concession, $20 Children under 16, $80 Family (2 adults/2 children) Bookings: www. nica.com.au - Cheryl Threadgold

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Around the World in music and song ■ The stage of the Warrandyte Senior Citizens Club Hall is sparkling this week with performances of Around the World in Music and Song, presented by the Warrandyte '55 Plus' Variety Group as their 51st production. A full capacity audience enjoyed the show's concert version last weekend, which includes selections from a wide range of music and songs representing more than 20 countries, co-produced by Allan Spencer and Bella Wilkey. From the moment the cast takes us on a musical world trip, starting with Goodbye Melbourne Town, the terrific band, led by Bella Wilkey, provides the perfect accompaniment for favourites such as I Left My Heart in San Francisco, Lady of Spain, Eidelweiss, A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square and many more. Guest performer Margot Clancy presents three solo numbers with professional flair, starting in Honolulu with an entertaining rendition of My Little Glass Shack in Hawaii, complete with red hula grass skirt , ukulele, ferret and mice. Sing-a-longs of wonderful old- time songs top off an enjoyable show, presented in a happy environment full of goodwill, talent and a most appreciative audience. The good news is that a cabaret performance of Around the World in Music and Song can be seen on Friday, November 22 at 7.15pm for a 7.30pm start at the same venue. Entry is $10. Tea/coffee is provided. BYO everything else. Performance date: Friday, November 22 at 7.15pm for 7.30pm start. Venue: Warrandyte Senior Citizens Club Hall, 13 Taroona Avenue, Warrandyte. Tickets: $10 incl. tea/coffee. Cabaret style - BYO everything else. Bookings: 9877 1077. - Cheryl Threadgold ● Photos on Page 127

● Mark Deans, Simon Laherty, Sarah Mainwaring, Scott Price and Brian Tilley in Super Discount. Photo: Jeff Busby ■ The award-winning Back To Back Theatre's many-layered production of Super Discount is a play within a play that plays on prejudice including confronting those that appear well-meaning. As Scott (Scott Price) says to his fellow actors, “It seems to me there are a lot of stereotypes in this room. I think we should be a little bit careful.” Blackly humorous, Super Discount challenges its audience to imagine an untethered new future, 'postdisability,' 'post-positive discrimination'. A future unlabelled. In a stripped back set we watch the actors audition for parts in the play; each vignette adding to the complex central question, what makes a superhero, and what makes someone superhuman? Don't be fooled by the simple staging, there is nothing stripped back about the performances given by the ensemble cast of Mark Deans, Simon Laherty, Sarah Mainwaring, Scott Price, Brian Tilley and David Woods. As Director Bruce Gladwin notes in the program, “To be on stage without spectacle is a heroic artistic expedition.” As you would expect in a play about superheroes, there are some spectacular special effects accented by equally polished sound design by Marco CherGibard. Shio Otani hits the perfect ironic note with her whimsical superhero costuming. As with all great superhero stories in the end good triumphs over evil; our superhero Super Discount (Mark Deans) manages to defeat his evil nemesis (David Woods) and stands victorious on a table top. He then needs help to get down from the table. “All superheroes have a hurdle to overcome,” Brian (Brian Tilley) declares imparting sage advice to the audience. After all, even Superman was prone to anaphylactic shock if he came in contact with kryptonite. Performances: Until December 1 Times: Tues 6.30pm, Wed - Sat 7.30pm, Sun 5.00pm Venue: The Malthouse, Merlyn Theatre, 113 Sturt St, Southbank Tickets: $30 - $49 Bookings: www.malthousetheatre.com.au - Review by Kathryn Keeble

Reece Mastin tours Vic ■ X-Factor winner Reece Mastin is undertaking a ‘Restless’ tour of Victoria in the new year. His debut album hit #1 and went twice platinum. He had three consecutive chart topping singles that all worked their way into the Top 5 of the ARIA charts. Tickets go on sale tomorrow (Thurs.). Wed., Jan. 8. Ballarat Regent Cinemas. Thu., Jan. 9. Capital Theatre Bendigo. Fri., Jan. 10. Eastbank Centre, Shepparton. Sat. Jan. 11. West Gippsland Arts Centre, Warragul.

Strawberry Siren wins ■ Melbourne-based winner of Miss Burlesque Australia 2013, The Strawberry Siren, is moving to the UK. Before she leaves, the redhead will tour in this month on her Victory Lap Tour, playing to audiences in Melbourne, Sydney and her home-town, Albury. She will play Howler in Brunswick on Saturday, November 23.

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● THE CONJURING: A well crafted and welcome return to the haunted house ghost story genre that relies more on imagination than gore. FILM: THE CONJURING: Genre: Horror/Thriller. Cast: Patrick Wilson, Lili Taylor, Vera Farmiga. Year: 2013. Rating: MA15+. Running Time: 112 Minutes. Format: DVD and BLU-RAY. Stars: **** Verdict: Set in the 1970's two paranormal investigators work against all odds to help a family terrorized by a dark and evil presence in their farmhouse. This is a surprisingly scary little thriller that will have you firmly gripping your seat. This is not an over the top gore fest or slasher horror, it's inspiration in firmly rooted in the period it is set, the 1970's, and more psychological horror classics of that period like The Amityville Horror, Don't Look Now, Halloween, along with 1963's The Haunting and 1982's Poltergeist. Fine performances, set design, period detail and direction by Australian James Wan make this a nicely chilling and nail-biting experience. FILM: THE INTERNSHIP: Genre: Comedy. Cast: Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Rose Byrne Year: 2013. Rating: M. Running Time: 119 Minutes. Format: DVD and BLU-RAY. Stars: *** Verdict: Amusing comedy romp from the director of Night at the Museum (Shawn Levy) of two watch salesmen who are laid off from their jobs when their employer goes out of business and are successful in seeking employment at Google, but their age and lack of computer technology causes problems among the more tech savvy younger groups. Plenty of wacky laughs throughout with Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in their first teaming since the 2005 comedy hit Wedding Crashers, and just as much nonsensical fun. But don't expect too much and you won't be disappointed. The only quibble is that you feel like you are watching a two hour Google commercial, much like Tom Hanks' Castaway with Fed-Ex, but it was filmed at Google HQ and the set up and operation is quite impressive and give you a new insight the next time you log on to Google. FILM: THE LONE RANGER: Genre: Western/Action/Adventure. Cast: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, Helena Bonham Carter. Year: 2013. Rating: M. Running Time: 149 Minutes. Format: DVD and BLU-RAY. Stars: *** Verdict: Based on the classic radio and TV series of the same name, this the wild and wacky action-packed mega-western-epic of The Lone Ranger stars Johnny Depp as Tonto, the narrator of the events, and Armie Hammer as The Lone Ranger, and the duo's efforts to subdue the immoral actions of the corrupt and bring justice in the American Old West. The stellar cast do their best, most notably Helena Bonham Carter as the town Madame. Helmed by Pirates of the Caribbean director Gore Verbinski, this bursts with humour, quirky characters, exciting action, jaw dropping special effects and is ultimately popcorn fun, just like a big screen looney tunes cartoon. FILM: PACIFIC RIM: Genre: Action/Adventure/Sci-Fi. Cast: Idris Elba, Charlie Hunnam, Rinko Kikuchi. Year: 2013. Rating: TBC. Running Time: 131 Minutes. Format: DVD, BLU-RAY and BLU-RAY 3D. Stars: *½ Verdict: This monstrous big budget creature feature has the world in turmoil, yet again, as a war between mankind and monstrous alien sea creatures rages on, but fear not, a hot headed former pilot and a trainee are paired up to drive a special weapon in an effort to save the world from the apocalypse. Brimming with dumb dialogue, cardboard performances and a plot that even has shades of Flying High, it's hard to believe that this cliché ridden, almost incoherent and headache inducing train wreck is from the director of the haunting and truly magnificent Pan's Labyrinth, among other gems. From the opening frame, with a trailer of events to bring you up to date, it's battle after battle, and loud, a heavy metal monster mash. The special effects are spectacular, but not enough to save this big screen video game that includes one of the worst Australian accents by an American on record. The kiddies will love it, it's just a pity the DVD and Blu-ray sets don't come with ear plugs for the Mums and Dads. Rent or buy Godzilla instead.

HEATHER O’ROURKE A REMEMBRANCE ■ "They're Here." It's hard to believe it has been 31 years since those famous words were uttered in the 1982 blockbuster Poltergeist. It is even harder to believe that it is 25 years since Heather O'Rourke, the young girl who spoke those prophetic words, tragically passed away at the tender age of 12. With the remake currently in the works, it is time we looked back and remember the impact Heather had on us all those years ago. Born on December 27, 1975 in San Diego, California, Miss O'Rourke began her career at the age of 3, with work in a number of TV commercials for huge companies such as Mattel and McDonalds. Mattel had her model for photos for their 'Tuff Stuff' Number Blocks line in 1979, and Heather even appeared on the box for the 'My First Barbie' figure in 1980. It was then one day when Miss O'Rourke was sitting alone in the MGM Commissary, waiting for her mother, that a film-maker by the name of Steven Spielberg approached her, wanting to know her name. After introducing himself to Heather's mother, the then-five yearold auditioned for the role of Carol Anne, the young girl pestered by dark forces in Poltergeist, and even though she failed her first audition, Spielberg saw a special kind of innocence and light within her, and soon after Heather had the job. At this stage the only production Miss O'Rourke had acted in was a 1981 episode of Fantasy Island (Elizabeth's Baby/The Artist And The Lady), but she had already been able to amaze co-writer/producer Spielberg by reading the Poltergeist script out aloud during her preliminary interview. Fellow cast members also considered Heather a calming influence on set, and while they were still learning their lines Miss O'Rourke had already memorised the entire script (this ability came from a love of reading, and an attitude that saw her become a straight-A student throughout her time at school). When Poltergeist opened in 1982 to rave reviews and huge box-office success, Miss O'Rourke was transformed into a star overnight, being instantly recognised everywhere she went (she would be forever referred to as the 'Poltergeist' girl), and her reaction to fame was grounded and charming "Why do people want my autograph? It's just my name I'm writing." Miss O'Rourke would have roles in a number of TV shows and TV movies, such as CHiPs (Fun House episode in 1983); Happy Days (a total of 12 episodes through 1982 and 1983); Webster (3 episodes in 1983); Surviving (1985 TV movie); Around The Bend (1986 TV movie); Our House (A Point Of View episode in 1987), and The New Leave It To Beaver (2 episodes through 1986 and 1987). Heather would do two more Poltergeist films, the second in 1986 and the third in 1988, the latter of which would sadly be her final work as an actress. It was in January 1987 that Miss O'Rourke began displaying flu-like symptoms, leading to both her legs and feet swelling up. When taken to hospital, the doctors diagnosed it as the flu, but when Heather's illness continued, the next

● Heather O’Rourke with ‘The Fonz’ in Happy Days hospital visit saw Heather diagnosed with Crohn's Disease (a chronic inflammation of the intestine), a condition that required her to be on medication during the making of Poltergeist 3. Heather never appeared sick to cast and crew (she did develop a strong friendship with director Gary Sherman), and went on a family road trip after filming was completed. Heather complained of stomach pains on the night of Sunday, January 31, 1988, and on the morning of February 1, her condition unfortunately worsened. Paramedics were called, and in the ambulance Miss O'Rourke had a cardiac arrest, and eventually she died on the operating table that afternoon. At the funeral, Tom Skerritt (Alien / The Wild Rovers / Top Gun), who costarred with Heather in Poltergeist 3, was one of her pallbearers. It was a shocking loss, particularly in reading how bright Miss O'Rourke was, with a clear path on what she wanted to do (attend college at UCLA and major in film-making; continue acting; become a director), along with an intelligent and positive outlook on life. Thankfully we have memorable roles and images to remember her by, and the following is, to me, the best work Heather did. Poltergeist (M) (1982). 114 minutes. *****. Available on DVD and Blu-Ray. Easily the best of the series, this wild-and-woolly horror movie is one of the greatest ghost movies ever made, with a family you can connect with and relate to. Directed by Tobe Hooper (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Lifeforce), with a top-notch cast including Craig T Nelson and JoBeth Williams, and eye-popping special effects that are completely convincing. Heather is perfect as young Carol Anne. Poltergeist 2 (M) (1986). 91 minutes. ***. Available on DVD and Blu-Ray. Not as good as the original, but is still a solid, fun ride, with Julian Beck genuinely creepy as the zealous preacher who is after Carol Anne's innocent soul. Miss O'Rourke delivers an excellent performance amidst the effects-heavy chaos. Happy Days (PG) (1974-1984). ****½. Heather O'Rourke is adorable as Heather Pfister, the young daughter of single mother Ashley Pfister (Linda Purl), who becomes involved with Fonzie (Henry Winkler). Miss O'Rourke appeared in 12 episodes (1982-1983), and there are a number of lovely scenes between Heather and Winkler. - Aaron Rourke

Top 10 Lists THE AUSTRALIAN BOX OFFICE TOP TEN: 1. THOR: THE DARK WORLD. 2. THE COUNSELOR. 3. CAPTAIN PHILLIPS. 4. GRAVITY. 5. THE BUTLER. 6. ABOUT TIME. 7. INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 2. 8. PRISONERS. 9. PLANES. 10. GROWN UPS 2. NEW RELEASES AND COMING SOON TO CINEMAS AROUND AUSTRALIA: NOVEMBER 14: AIN'T THEM BODIES SAINTS, CAMILLE CLAUDEL 1915, ENOUGH SAID, HUNTING ELEPHANTS, JACKASS PRESENTS: BAD GRANDPA, THE FIFTH ESTATE. NOVEMBER 21: 20 FEET FROM STARDOM, ADORATION, AFTER MAY, BLACKFISH, FILTH, THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE. THE DVD TOP RENTAL & SELLERS: 1. MAN OF STEEL [Action/Fantasy/ Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon]. 2. MONSTERS UNIVERSITY [Animated/Billy Crystal, John Goodman]. 3. PARKLAND [Drama/Paul Giamatti, Billy Bob Thornton, Jacki Weaver, Zac Efron]. 4. WORLD WAR Z [Thriller/Brad Pitt, Daniella Kertesz]. 5. THE LONE RANGER [Action/Adventure/Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer]. 6. THE HANGOVER: Part 3 [Comedy/Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis]. 7. DESPICABLE ME 2 [Animated/ Family/Adventure/Comedy/Steve Carell, Russell Brand]. 8. THE GREAT GATSBY [Drama/ Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, Carey Mulligan]. 9. THE INTERNSHIP [Comedy/Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Rose Byrne]. 10. EPIC [Animated/Adventure/Colin Farrell, Beyonce Knowles]. Also: WE STEAL SECRETS: The Story of WikiLeaks, STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS, IRON MAN 3, FAST & FURIOUS 6, MUD, A HAUNTED HOUSE, THE BLING RING, McCANICK, CURSE OF CHUCKY, THE FLOWERS OF WAR. NEW RELEASE HIGHLIGHTS ON DVD THIS WEEK: THE CONJURING [Horror/Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson]. PACIFIC RIM [Sci-Fi/Action/Idris Elba, Charlie Hunnam, Rinko Kikuchi]. THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY - The Extended Edition [Fantasy/Adventure]. AFTER EARTH [Sci-Fi/Adventure/Will Smith, Jaden Smith, Zoe Isabella Kravitz]. BEFORE MIDNIGHT [Romance/ Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy]. JOHN DIES AT THE END [Horror/Paul Giamatti, Chase Williamson]. STRANDED [Science Fiction/Christian Slater, Amy Matysio]. NEW & RE-RELEASE CLASSICS ON DVD HIGHLIGHTS: CINEMA CULT: LIFEFORCE [1985/ Horror/Sci-Fi/Peter Firth, Steve Railsback]. CINEMA CULT: DEAD AND BURIED [1981/Horror/James Farantino]. CINEMA CULT: VAMPYRES [1974/ R18+/Horror/Murray Brown, Marianne Morris]. Turn To Page 111

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Local Theatre With Cheryl Threadgold

ARE YOU BEING SERVED? SHOWS ■ Lilydale Athenaeum Theatre Company: Are You Being Served? (a comedy by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft) Until November 23 at the Lilydale Athenaeum Theatre, 39 - 41 Castella Street, Lilydale. Director: Colin Morley. Bookings: 9735 1777, Mon, Tues, Fri between 10.00am and 2.00pm. ■ Brighton Theatre Company: Dusk Rings a Bell Until November 23 at Brighton theatre, Cnr Wilson and Carpenter Streets, Brighton. Director: Helen Ellis. Bookings: 1300 752 126. ■ Peridot Theatre: Easy Virtue (by Noel Coward) November 20, 21, 22, 23 at 8.00pm at the Unicorn Theatre, Lechte Road, Mt Waverley. Director: Horrie Leek. Tickets: $23/$20. Bookings: 1300 138 645. ■ Beaumaris Theatre: The 25th Annual Putnum County Spelling Bee, Until November 30 at 82 Wells Road, Beaumaris. Director: Leah Osborne; Musical Director: Malcom Huddle. Cabaret seating, BYO everything. Tickets: $25/$22. Bookings: 9583 6896 or email info@beaumaristheatre.com.au ■ The Basin Theatre: Lend Me a Tenor Until November 30 at The Basin Theatre, Corner Doongalla and Simpson Roads, The Basin. Director: Joe Tuppenney. Tickets: $25 incl. complimentary parking, program and all refreshments, $20 Groups 10 or more. Bookings: www.thebasintheatre.org.au or 1300 784 668 between 7.00pm and 9.00pm. ■ Williamstown Music Theatre Company: Urinetown Until November 23 at the Williamstown Mechanics Institute, Corner Melbourne Road and Electra Street, Williamstown. Director: Anna Marinelli; Choreographer: Carla White; Musical Director: Malcolm Fawcett. Tickets: $32/$28. Bookings: www.wmtc.org.au 1300 881 545. ■ Mordialloc Theatre Company: The Dixie Swim Club Until November 23 at the Shirley Burke Theatre, 64 Parkers Road, Parkdale. Director: Cheryl Richards. Tickets: $24/$22. Bookings: 9587 5141 or www.mordialloctheatre.com.au ■ Eltham Little Theatre: Peril on the High Seas (by Billy St John) Until November 30 at the Eltham Performing Arts Centre, 1603 Main Street, Research. Director: Mick Poor. Tickets: $22.50 (no concession). Bookings: 9437 1574. ■ Mornington CEF Players: Jesus Christ Superstar November, 22 and 23 at 8.00pm, November 24 at 2.00pm at the Bellamy Hall, Queens Street, Mornington. Tickets: $22/$18/$14, Family of four $65. Bookings: www.cefplayers.com.au or 0467 185176. ■ Warrandyte '55 Plus' Variety Group: Around the World in Music and Song at the Warrandyte Senior Citizens Club Hall, 13 Taroona Avenue, Warrandyte. Cabaret: Friday, November 22 at 7.15pm for a 7.30pm start. Tea/coffee provided. BYO everything else. Bookings for both events: Allan 9877 1077. ■ Williamstown Little Theatre: A Funny thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Until November 30 at the Williamstown Little Theatre, 2-4 Albert Street, Williamstown. Director: Barbara Hughes. Tickets: $28/$25. Bookings: 9885 9678 or www.wlt.org.au ■ Frankston Theatre Group: Three One Act Comedies November 22, 23, 29, 30 at 8.00pm and November 24 and December 1 at 2.00pm at the Mount Eliza Community Centre, Canadian Bay Road, Mount Eliza. 1. Easy Stages (by Nick Warburton), Director: Rob Lister; 2. Brenton vs Brenton (by David Tristram), Director: David McCall; 3. A Night Out (by Frank Vickery), Director: Keith Gledhill. Cabaret style. BYO drink and nibbles. Tickets: $26.50/ $24.50. Bookings: 1300 665 377 ■ Warrandyte Theatre Company: The 39 Steps Until November 30 at the Mechanics Institute Hall, Yarra Street, Warrandyte. Bookings: 0488 333575 or www.warrandytehallarts.asn.au/theatre ■ Heidelberg Theatre Company: Steel Magnolias (Robert Harling) November 21 - December 7 at 36 Turnham Avenue, Rosanna. Director: Brett Turner. Tickets: $25/$22. Bookings: 9457 4117 www.htc.org.au ■ The 1812 Theatre: Scarlett O'Hara at the Crimson Parrot (by David Williamson) November 21 - December 14 at 3-5 Rose Street, Upper Ferntree Gully. Tickets: $25. Bookings: 9758 3964 admin@1812theatre.com.au ■ Essendon Theatre Company: Go Back for Murder (by Agatha Christie) November 28 - December 6 at West Essendon Community Hall, Bradshaw Street, West Essendon. Director: Cat Dwyer. Tickets: $20/$18. Bookings: 0422 029 483.

AUDITIONS ■ Beaumaris Theatre: The Great Gatsby November 23 at 9.00am and November 25 at 7.30pm at 82 Wells Road, Beaumaris. Director: Kristina Doucouliagos. Audition bookings: 0408 332 175. ■ Heidelberg Theatre Company: The Glass Menagerie November 24, 25 at 7.00pm at 36 Turnham Avenue, Rosanna. Director: Karen Wakeham. Audition bookings: htc@htc.org.ai or www.htc.org.au ■ Malvern Theatre Company: Trap for a Lonely Man November 24 at 2.30pm and November 25 at 7.30pm at 29 Burke Road, Malvern. Director: Kevin Trask. Auditions: 0417 517 210.

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Steel Magnolias

● Stephanie Gonelli (Shelby), Paula McDonald (Truvy), Marianne Collopy (M’Lynn) and Catherine Jardine (Annelle) rehearse for Steel Magnolias opening in Rosanna on November 21. Photog: David Belton ■ Heidelberg Theatre Company presents Robert Harling’s comedy-drama Steel Magnolias from November 21 – December 7 at 36 Turnham Avenue, Rosanna. Directed by Brett Turner, the story tells of the lives of a local hairdresser, her staff and clients in Chinquapin Parish, Louisiana, who laugh, cry, humorously compare their menfolk, and generally endeavour to cope with the hurdles that confront them in their everyday lives. Tickets: $25/$22. Bookings: 9457 4117 or www.htc.org.au ■ 3MBS presenter Naomi Johnson is a busy young lady. Not only is she one of the hosts of the weekly music performance program Music In Melbourne on Saturday mornings, she is about to complete her Master's Degree In Music at Melbourne University's Conservatorium of Music. This means that this talented flautist must stage a Master's recital, so you can hear Naomi in a free concert next Monday. She will be performing works by Fauré, Jolivet, Dutilleux among others, and will share the stage with soprano Belinda Dalton, pianist Leigh Harrold, guitarist Stuart Fisher and electronics expert Andrew Aronowicz. Naomi has studied on exchange at the family Sibelius Academy in Finland and has received many awards for her fine flute playing, so music lovers should certainly enjoy her concert entitled The French Connection, at 11am on Monday November 25 at Melba Hall, Royal Parade, Parkville. - Julie Houghton

AUDITIONS ■ Brighton Theatre Company: As Bees in Honey Drown November 24, 25 at 7.30pm at Brighton Theatre, Corner Wilson and Carpenter Streets, Brighton. Director: Peter Newling. Audition bookings: peternewling@gmail.com. ■ Eltham Little Theatre: Natural Causes (by Eric Chappell) November 24 at 2.00pm, November 25 at 7.00pm at Eltham Little theatre, 1603 Main Road, Research. Director: Mel de Bono. Audition bookings: 9467 1502. ■ Sherbrooke Theatre Company: Sylvia (by A.R. Gurney) November 25 at 7.30pm at The Shed, Factory 4, 22 Jesmond Road, Croydon. Director: Bob Bramble.Audition bookings: 0418 586 273. ■ Fab Nobs Theatre Inc: Xanadu the Musical November 23, 24, 25. Director: Steven Valeri; Musical Director: Simon D'Aquino; Choreographer: Sheona Gregg. See www.fabnobstheatre.com.au for more information. ■ MLOC Productions: Thoroughly Modern Millie Information Evening, Tuesday November 26 at 8.00pm at the Parkdale Church of Christ hall, 174 Como Parade, Parkdale. Director: Lyn Laister. Auditions: December 5, 6, 7. Audition bookings: 9589 4912. ■ Aspect Theatre: Blood Brothers Information Evening November 29 at 7.30pm at Aspendale Gardens Community Centre, 103105 Kearney Drive, Aspendale Gardens. Auditions December 3, 4, 7 at the same venue. Director: Jane Court. Enquiries and bookings: Trish 0421 604 849. ■ Sunshine Community Theatre Inc: Family Spirit (by Pat Wollaston) December 1 at 3.00pm at the Dempster Park Hall, 82 Phoenix Street, North Sunshine. Director: Sharleen Griffey. Bookings: 0401 360 590. ■ Frankston Theatre Group: The Diary of Anne Frank (dramatised by Frances Goodrich and Albert Hackett) December 8 from 3.00pm, December 10 from 7.30pm at the Mechanics Hall, Corner Nepean Highway and Plowman's Place, Frankston. Director: Roy Thompson. Audition bookings: 0419 304 650. ■ Wyndham Theatre Company: The Lion in Winter (by James Goldman) December 14, 15 at 2.00pm at Crossroads Hall, Cnr. Duncans Road and Synnot Streets, Werribee. Director: Ben O'Connor. Audition enquiries: 0408 097 079.

● Pop Up Playground presents This Is A Door Play Room from November 29 – December 1 at Theatre Works, St Kilda. Photo: Sarah Walker ■ The 2013 This Is A Door Festival is a month long festival of games, play and participatory performance presented by Melbourne’s New Games designers and playful companies, and will include strategic, physical and social games and constructive play. Pop Up Playground makes games, playful experiences and tells stories with people through constructed social situations, collective storytelling and competitive and goal driven play. This Is A Door Play Room games will include: Pop Up Spy Academy (Universe Creation 101), Belgian Roulette, Ludonarrative Disco Dance (Serious Business), Invisible Labyrinth, Rainbow Running, Old Remasters, Postcards From Never, Impossible Book cCub, Love from Grandma, Chase the Light, Pegpocketing, Pudding Lane, Feed Your Family, Zombie Tag… and more. Some descriptions of these games are: Impossible Book Club: a story telling game where players invent a book they’ve all read. Old Remasters: players remake and tweet new images using details from famous art works. Ludonarrative Disco: a physical game in which players communicate a story solely using disco dancing. Invisible Labyrinth: a physical game in which players become Theseus trying to avoid the minotaur in the dark. Chase The Light: a physical game using theatre lights and running. This event involves fun that combines play with other art forms: you’ll have secrets to keep, stories to discover, cities to save, monsters to escape from, parties to throw and a wild time to be had by all. Season: November 29 – December 1 Times: Friday, 4.00pm and 7.30pm, Saturday and Sunday 1pm, 4pm and 7.30pm Venue: Theatre Works: 14 Acland Street, St Kilda Tickets: $25 Full, $20 Concession, $18 Grps 8+ Bookings: 9534 3388 or www.theatreworks.org.au www.popupplayground.com.au

THE AUSTRALIAN ROADTRIP

■ The Melbourne International Comedy Festival presents Henry 'Blowers' Blofeld and Peter Baxter, with special guest Tim Lane, in Memories of the BBC's Test Match Special: The Australian Roadtrip, in Melbourne on Thursday, December 19 at 8 pm at the Athenaeum Theatre, Melbourne. These two stalwarts of UK cricket will travel Australia alongside the Ashes tour, with a fun live show full of memories from within the BBC's Test Match Special Commentary boxes from all over the world. With anecdotes of legendary players from the past 40 years, both on and off the pitch, this is a gloriously funny show for both the cricket and non-cricket lover alike. A sporting institution, Peter Baxter was the brains behind the BBC's Test Match Special for 34 years, while Henry Blofeld \is one of Britain's most loved broadcasters and a bastion of the cricketing community, as notorious for his hilarious observations as his astute cricket commentary. Fresh from the commentary box of the current Ashes tour, audiences can expect 'direct from the booth' insights and the chance to quiz these stalwarts of the cricketing fraternity. Tim Lane, former ABC commentator and Australia's number one AFL expert will keep Blowers and Backers in check. Melbourne performance: Thursday, December 19 at 8.00pm Venue: Athenaeum Theatre, Collins Street, Melbourne. Bookings: ticketek.com.au 132 849.

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1. Supporting structure 6. Discreetly 11. Discontent 15. Enlisting (7,2) 20. Verve 21. Circle (planet) 22. Aria-nominated singer, ... Murray 23. Soiled 25. Reflector 26. Nastier 27. Of kidneys 29. Debar (4,3) 32. Close 34. Go berserk, run ... 36. Self-centredness 39. Acute remorse 41. Tree, copper ... 43. Merits 46. Fatigued 48. Blunder 49. Swerve 51. Stone god 52. Revenge 55. June 6, 1944 (1-3) 56. Louts 59. Confuse 61. Whisky & ... 62. Tennis ace, Steffi ... 63. Condition 64. Verb modifiers 67. Many-sided figure 68. Pacify 70. Earth's environment, Mother ... 71. Stern 72. Cricket side 73. Anxious (2,4) 74. Polite form of address 75. Italian rice dish 77. Lead-in 78. Radiate 79. Measly 82. German war vessels (1-5) 86. Madden 87. Russian leader 89. Alpine flower 92. Truck's unloaded weight 94. Country, Sri ... 96. Catch sight of 98. Negative votes 100. Cure (fish) 101. Feel the loss of 103. Old Testament son of Isaac 105. French cap 106. Murder (2,2) 108. In charge, at the ... 111. Domestic servant 112. Bread grillers 114. Light classical musical 116. Early guitar 119. Authentic 120. Hasten 121. Typist's ailment (1,1,1) 123. Arguable 124. Engrave 125. Wipe out 126. Revenge 127. Constantly busy (2,3,2) 130. City's chief mail centre (1,1,1) 131. Thin-petalled flowers 135. Tartan skirts 138. Leonardo da Vinci's ... Lisa 139. Genuine thing, the ... McCoy 141. Barbie toys 144. Chew like rat 146. Sergeant or corporal (1,1,1) 147. At that time 148. Hawaiian garland 149. Female horse 150. Nautical yes 151. Cut (timber) 152. Amounted to (4,2) 153. Wine, ... spumante 155. Happily ... after 157. Garden tool 158. Volleyball court dividers 160. Requirements 161. Elevate 162. Progress chart 163. Mirth 165. Light purple 166. Uncle Sam (1,1,1) 167. Anger 168. Official decree 169. Europe/US defence pact 171. Pale beer

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● Colleen Hewett entertains the Memo Theatre crowd

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Warrandyte 55 Plus Variety Group Photos: Malcolm Threadgold

● Meet the band: Angus Wynd (left), Bob Hook, Musical Director Bella Wilkey, Arthur Hammond and Alan Clarke

● Guest performer Margot Clancy takes the audience to Honolulu with In My Little Glass Shack in Hawaii.

● Allan Spencer sings Granada.

● Tom Bone and Barbara McCloskey present Springtime in the Rockies.

● Jim Maumill, Tony Johnson and Norm Moore belt out Yankee Doodle

● Tony Johnson and Mary Chan delight with Eidelweiss.

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Train yourself to climb this mountain

■ When Swiss engineer Eduard Locher revealed he’d got the government’s OK to build a railway from the shores of Lake Lucerne to the summit of the 2200m high Mount Pilatus in the centre of the craggy Swiss Alps, folks decided that either the government was mad, Mr Locher was mad – or they both were mad. It was the 1880s, and while rail was the newest craze in driving the equallynewest craze of mass tourism, steam trains simply couldn’t climb gradients steeper than six degrees … although in America a new-fangled invention called a cogwheel railway actually climbed at an incredible 37-degrees up Mount Washington. But Mr Locher’s railway would need to climb Mt Pilatus at an even steeper rate than this: his would need rise at an extraordinary 48-degrees. And to achieve it he would have to re-think what the Americans had done with their cogwheel, which relied on the driving cogs of the engine engaging a “rack” of teeth cut vertically into the rails… and which Mr Locher feared at 48-degrees could simply pop out with calamitous runaway results. After much experimentation, he ultimately came up with a wheel-and-cog arrangement that had horizontal teeth rather than vertical ones, engaging into both sides of a centre rail that made it impossible for the driving cogs to disengage while either climbing up or braking down Mt Pilatus.

● There is a cable-car ride to the top of the mountain.

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Spanish beauty captures terror ■ Latest Aussie maker to come out with a Tempranillo – that wonderful red whose homeland is the Rioja region of Spain and which is now one of the fastest-growing “new” varietals in Australia – is Logan at Mudgee in the NSW Central Ranges.

Peter Logan’s exceptionally-rewarding 2012 Tempranillo under his Logan Weemala label is one he says has been an equally-rewarding journey in the making. “It’s a Tempranillo that I think captures the Mudgee terroir to a ‘T,’ from its savoury varietal characters to flavours of sarsaparilla and earthiness, and even the coal dust of Mudgee,” he says. “It’s a rustic beauty that fills a void in our Weemala line-up for a red that is both age-worthy – and steak-worthy.” Well-priced at $19 this is a great drop to enjoy with a steak as Peter suggests, herb and garlic lamb loin chops off the BBQ, or with traditional Spanish cured ham and roasted vegetables.

One to note

■ Yellowglen has enjoyed a wellearned reputation as a maker of Australian sparkling wines for some forty years now, and a re-launch of its Vintage Perle is, well, a pearler of an idea. Chief Winemaker Trina Smith blended classic sparkling varieties from across our leading sparkling regions to create this 2009 Yellowglen Vintage Perle, a drop that’s sure to impress on any occasion when a celebratory bubbly is called for. Nicely priced at $24.99 it has lovely layers of complex flavours, a delicate bead and a fresh and lingering finish, red-berry fruit flavours reflecting the high Pinot Noir component and its Chardonnay component adding lightness and elegance.

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■ Herb and garlic lamb loin chops off the BBQ simply ideal with this. ■ Pearler of a come-back idea when partying is to the fore.

But although the government had given him permission to build his railway, when he asked for a tax-payerfunded subsidiary to get his cogwheel railway on track, so to speak, he got a very firm “No.” Undaunted he went to private investors who willingly gave him the money – again much to most peoples’ dismay – and in June 1889, three years after starting work with 800 construction workers, the Mount Pilatus Cogwheel Railway carried its first passengers up into the Swiss Alps. To this day it is still privately operated, has never suffered a financial loss and is still the world’s steepest cogwheel railway. The first Mt Pilatus trains were steam powered, but this was changed to electric traction in 1937, and today ten little red railcars that each carries forty passengers, take 30-minutes to ascend the 4.6km long track from Alpnachstad on Lake Lucerne, to Pilatus’ summit… compared with 1hr 20m for the original steam-drawn carriages. The view from here, 2132m above sea-level, is breathtaking – if it’s not clouded-in or fogged-over – and if you’ve ever wanted to do a Julie Andrews and start hollering The Hills Are Alive, this is the place to do it. Visitors gaze down from viewing platforms and picnic tables, or from two hotels on this eagles’ eyrie, to Lake Lucerne and its fringing postcard-pretty villages below, fields of wild flowers in spring and summer, babbly mountain streams, the city of Lucerne itself, myriad crystal blue lakes… and in one direction, no less than seventy-three mountain peaks in a row. There’s a rope suspension-bridge playground, and the tens of thousands who ascend the mountain each year by the cogwheel train, Aerial Gondolas that went into service in 1954 and an Aerial Cableway that opened in 1956, can also rock-climb, cycle narrow trails, marvel at the nimble-footed Ibex and wonder how these mountain goats don’t tumble off their lofty and often wet and icy perches, and ride sledges or toboggans over lengthy mountain runs. But most just sit and take in the views, or dine in the hotels’ restaurants and cafés … opting for traditional Swiss cheese fondues and local specialties such as roast pork stuffed with prunes, crème caramel with whipped cream… and to sip on local Swiss wines before going back down to Lake Lucerne. The Hotel Pilatus-Kulm (Pilatus Summit) opened with 28 rooms in 1890 and the Hotel Bellevue with 27 rooms in 1960. Each boasts extraordinary sunsets followed by the sight of Lucerne and its surrounds lighting up in the evening, and stunning sunrises from guest rooms that truly will have you wanting to do that Julie Andrews impersonation… The Mt Pilatus Cogwheel Railway operates from May to November, and the Aerial Cableway and Gondola yearround, with both hotels on the summit open year-round as well. Getting There: See travel agents about getting to Lucerne and journeying up Mt Pilatus by cogwheel train, the Aerial Gondola or Cableway, or visit www.pilatus.ch/en

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THE OTHER MELBOURNE CUP

■ Tomorrow night (Nov 21) sees the Melbourne Cup for greyhounds at Sandown Park. Qualifying heats last week produced some sensational racing, and although wins by favourites were few and far between, tomorrow's Final still has a field worthy of the $350,000 first prize. It is refreshing to see some trainers who haven't had runners in many of these big events before. The field, not in box draw order, is: Iona Seven - narrowly won the first heat in solid time defeating the reigning Australian Cup winner Spud Regis. From the powerful Robert Britton kennel at Lara. Peter Rocket - fast heat win in 29.42 for Keith Hellmuth, giving him his first Melbourne Cup finalist. Winner of the Horsham Cup and Dapto Megastar (NSW) earlier this year. Proven Maddy - claimed Buckle Up Mason in the final few strides to win it's heat - prepared by Wayne Vassallo at Devon Meadows and his dogs can never be underestimated in a big race. Black Magic Opal - scorched along in record time for the early part of his heat win and although he got a little tired late he held on - top class dog but perhaps a tiny query in the big one if he goes too hard early again. Hawk Alone - for leading trainer Andrea Dailly, scored a strong win at good each way odds last week. Will run on strongly late and is most consistent so an each way chance. Kiss Me Ketut - made it two on end with a strong all the way victory at good each way odds. Placed 25 of 33

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when the eight starters finished in racebook order, one through to eight. This happened at The Meadows earlier this year, but surprisingly given the amount of racing held each year the feat doesn't occur all that often.

Tricodes at Cran.

with Kyle Galley for trainer David Burnett, will be one of the outsiders but still deserves his place in the field. Shifty Sticka – former Queensland dog now prepared at Devon Meadows by Paul Anderton. The youngest dog to compete in the heats and has recorded impressive figures of 10 wins and eight minor placings from only 18 starts. Dyna Beth – win the final heat at big odds.Second finalist for trainer Andrea Dailly and will probably be the outsider in betting markets. Also on tomorrow night's card, the $100,000 to the winner Bold Trease Carnival Cup remembers one of the great champions of years gone by. This event for staying greyhounds over 715 metres also boasts a field from qualifying heats run last week. Among those winners was bolter Sweet It Is - at start 14 and recording only its second career victory for Woodend trainer Leonard Jones. And lastly, a rare feat occurred in heat three of the Melbourne Cup

■ Cranbourne will race on Friday night this week, with the once-a-year Tricodes program taking place. This is the only event of its kind in Australia - gallops, trots and dogs all being held on the one night, under lights at the same venue. A big crowd should attend with racing action coming thick and fast. Plenty of kids activities and a visit from Santa will also be on offer. The greyhound card will be highlighted by the City of Casey Cup over 520 metres ($10,000 first prize) and the Casey Flying Sprint over 311 metres. While mentioning Cranbourne, the club is getting behind the Cranbourne Narre Relay For Life event which takes place this weekend (Nov 23 and 24) In the lead up to the event the Cranbourne Greyhound Racing Club is donating $100 for every number one box that wins during the race meetings of November 5, 6, 13 and 22. Leading into this Friday night's program the total raised stands at $500, but this could have been much higher as box one placed second or third a further 14 times!

Sport in the Observer ■ Hunting: Page 131 ■ Horses Trader 79-80, Pages 29, 109-116 ■ Greyhounds: Page 129 ■ Harness Racing Page 116 ■ Thoroughbred Racing Page 113

Mamma Miata ■ Australia's record prizemoney earning dog Miata is now a mum. Miata's first litter, to sire Barcia Bale, produced 11 puppies recently for her Western Australian trainer Paul Stuart. One of these pups has been kindly donated to the Sandown Greyhound Racing Club, and all patrons who filled in a coupon on-course at the Sandown Cup meeting in May will become automatic owners of the dog for free. In total there were six dogs and five bitches in the litter. The remaining pups might end up for sale, and could fetch as much as $20,000 each.

Miata has taken to motherhood like a duck to water - and her pups certainly have a lot to live up to!

Coming Up ■ Wednesday: The Meadows (Day), Bendigo (Twilight), Geelong (Night), Ballarat (Night); Thursday: Warragul (D), Horsham (T), Traralgon (T), Sandown Park (N); Friday: Bendigo (T), Cranbourne (N); Saturday: Shepparton (T), The Meadows (N); Sunday: Healesville (D), Sandown Park (D), Sale (T); Monday: Ballarat (D), Geelong (T), Shepparton (N); Tuesday: Horsham (T), Warragul (N). - Kyle Galley

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