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● May Jasper and Alia Vryens in May and Alia do Pirates at La Mama Courthouse until June 29. ■ It’s an ambitious undertaking for two people Both put in a fine performance with comto perform the Pirates of Penzance and May petent vocals. Jasper and Alia Vryens openly admit it, but Directed by Eve Johansen, the production what else can they do? includes live musical accompaniment, (folWhen May and Alia discover that they are lowing a cassette tape malfunction) from Tim the only cast of a 20+ ensemble to show up for Beresford and Gabriel Lu. opening night, Alia refuses to be defeated. The live music brings life to the perforMay is incredulous at Alia’s suggestion to mance which sometimes runs a little flat. carry on, but as we suspect, she finally conMay is the Modern Major General, no Alia sents and is soon in full swing, up-staging and is the Modern Major General - they have a taking control. “General-off” to decide who should be the There is no pretense about this being a pol- General. ished production. It’s a shameless rollicking Both are upstaged by Gabriel Lu’s rap verromp - two women with a suitcase of dress- sion. Another highlight was Alia’s jazzed up ups, clowning antics, swapping accents, bick- version of the Pirate King song. ering over who should play who and having a Gilbert and Sullivan’s comic opera is ball reliving their high-school theatrical pretty silly but May and Alia’s Pirates is turbodreams. charged silliness and loads of fun. It’s a show of humour, pantomime, corny Performance season: Until 29 June, gags, over-acting, tantrums and madness. Wednesday, Friday and Sunday at 7pm, ThursThe girls drift in and out of doing bits of day and Saturday at 9pm Pirates. I particularly enjoyed the way they Venue: La Mama Courthouse, 349 smugly congratulate themselves on their ef- Drummond St, Carlton forts after a song or scene. Tickets: $25, concession $15 May Jasper and Alia Vryens are the creBookings: 9347 6948 ators and performers. - Review by Beth Klein

Silly old Moo ■ The Australian Securities and Investments Commission has permanently banned Roy Whye Wah Moo of East Doncaster from providing financial services and engaging in credit activity. Moo was an Australian financial services authorised representative and an authorised credit representative of a national financial planning firm. Moo pleaded guilty in December in separate proceedings in the County Court to one charge of dealing with money which was the proceeds of crime, where the value of the money was $100,000 or more. ASIC may ban anyone who is convicted of fraud. Mr Moo has the right to lodge an appeal with the Administrative Appeals Tribunal for a review of ASIC’s decision to ban him.

■ Vee Motors Pty Ltd has been ordered by the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal to pay $982.30 to car purchaser Allan Limbrick. Mr Limbrick complained that the 1966 Ford Mustang purchased was a standard coupe and not a ‘GT’. He claimed damages totalling $20,000. Mr Limbrick said he was led to oberpay by around $12,000 for the vehicle, because of Vee’s claims. The claim was based on allged defects in the car. Some defects were proven by VCAT Deputy President Ian Lulham. “The vehicle purchased by Mr Limbrick was a left-hand vehicle.The agreed purchase price as $35,100,” Mr Lulham said. “Given its age, the vehicle cannot be made subject to the ‘statutory warranties’ under the Motor Car Traders Act.” Michael Vlasikakis of Vee Motors, and Mr Limbrick, both gave evidence. The car had been advertised on the Carsales.com website, with a link to a YouTube video. Mr Limbrick said the car had GT ‘trumpets’chrome features on the exhaust, GT badges on the front quarter panels, a GT grille, a GT fuel cap and a four-barrel carburettor. Vlasikakis said he never represented that the car was a ‘GT’, and Limbrick had never asked. Limbrick inspected the car, there were seven Mustangs on Vee’s lot. “This is not a straightforward case, but I conclude that Vee did not act in a misleading and deceptive manner, and that Mr Limbrick was not misled,” Mr Lulham said. “He knew he was buying a pastiche and not a completely genuine car.”

Stalking history halts ‘working with kids’ permit ■ A conviction for talking two children several years ago has stopped a man from gaining a ‘Working With Children’ permit. The man, 22, unsuccesfully made application to the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal to have the decision reversed. VCAT Deputy President Heather Lambrick heard that the man, then aged 19,. made application for a permit, but was refused by the Department of Justice. Ms Lambrick was given two letters from psychologists Dr Simon Gillian and Jeffrey Cummins. “The offending involved two separate victims and took place over a six-month period,” Ms Lamrick said. One boy, aged 16, received sexually explicit telephone calls

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Latest News Flashes Around Victoria

Ling to coach? ■ Geleong premiership skipper Cameron Ling says he'll decide in the next month whether to start an AFL coaching career in 2015, reports the Geelong Advertiser.

Drugs: 9 years jail ■ Aaron Dalton, 32, boss of a violent drug syndicate has been sentenced to nine years in jail for a 12-month operation that sold millions of dollars worth of ice and ecstasy, reports the Wangaratta Chronicle.

Footy racism move ■ Irymple Football and Netball Club has taken “clear and decisive actions” to resolve an alleged racism incident against Red Cliffs, reports the Sunraysia Daily.

Anger over GP ■ Rushworth residents have blasted Goulburn Valley Health for not consulting the community before the resignation of the town’s contracted GP, Gary Berryman, after just 18 months, reports the Shepp. News.

Linfox at Bandiana ■ Bandiana’s massive military warehouses will be handed over to Linfox as part of a $416 million seven-year contract with the Defence Department, reports the Border Mail.

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Mike McColl Jones from the man, who stated he had seen the 16-year-old in the shower. The second victim, then aged 15, worked in a video store, and was asked for his private phone number by the man. The man followed the second teenager, shining his car headlights at the youth. “(The man” gave evidence in which he significantly downplayed his involvement in the offending, almost to the point where it was unclear that he acknwoldged guilt at all,” Ms Lambrick said, affirming the refusal.

Top 5 THE T OP 5 C OMMENT S HEARD TOP COMMENT OMMENTS WHEN MICHAEL SCHUMA CHER SCHUMACHER WOKE UP AFTER SIX MONTHS 5. "I hope someone's kept my BUPA up to date". 4. "Where are my Christmas presents?". 3. "Have they sorted out the ASADA/Essendon mess yet?". 2. "You don't mean to tell me that Dr Edlesten's pulled another one?". 1. "What do you mean, I've bought a Jeep?".


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Review: Tom Dickins ■ Tom Dickins is playing in Meet You Downstairs In The Bar at the Butterfly Club. There’s a lot to like about Tom Dickins, from his courageous presentation - he was virtually performing from among the audience to his gregarious bar service before and after his one-man show. The Butterfly Club, off Little Collins St, is a quirky, eclectic little venue and a perfect setting for the accomplished, and somewhat quirky and eclectic Tom Dickins to do his thing. What is his thing? Well, it’s on the Cabaret Festival program so it must be cabaret, but not perhaps as you know it. Ivories are tinkled, ukuleles are strummed and songs are sung, but the focus is on a slightly confusing story about a man who comes into Tom’s bar every day intermingled with other assorted tales of largely unconnected people. Or are they connected? It’s hard to tell. The premise of his narrative is solid and believable and we start imagining and wondering about this mysterious, silent gentleman. Dickins dwells on the fact that he sees this man more than he sees his wife but doesn’t know him at all. There is so much potential. Where Tom Dickins excels is writing songs and singing. His music is melodious and, at times, haunting. The show could use more of this. He has an excellent voice, an impressive range and the ability to convey great meaning to his music and lyrics. He creates a wonderful winterland atmosphere that is quite memorable. There’s a little bit of audience participation but it’s about helping to tell the story not about ridicule, and great if you like looking out of windows, which I do. Performance season: Saturday (June 28) and July 5 at 8pm Venue: Butterfly Club, 5 Carson Pl, Melbourne Tickets: $18 to $23 Bookings: 9663 8107 - Review by Beth Klein

Retiring ■ Margaret McLelland is retiring as the Managing Director of Rupertswood Mansion, Sunbury, ‘birthplace of the Ashes’. She has been 7½-years in the demanding role. Rupertswood will be in the hands of the Salesian Order Victoria, owners of this iconic house. “They are taking the house back which gives me great confidence about Rupertswood's future,” says Margaret who will be undertaking “new adventures”.

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Ash The Melbourne Observer Editor Ash Long is heard: ● 8.45am Wed., with Ron Burke, 3NRG-FM Sunbury ● 10am Wed., with Denis Scanlan, Pulse 94.7 Geelong ● 9.15am Thu., with Bob and Judy Phillips, 3RPP Peninsula

Hooray for Hollywood

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● 3AW reporter Donna Demaio was this week pictured at the Hollywood sign.

Twists and Turns ■ Olympic champion and openly gay athlete Matthew Mitcham is a true inspiration. His cabaret show Twists And Turns played to sold out crowds as part of the Melbourne Cabaret Festival. Mitcham - who became the first Australian male to win an Olympic gold medal in diving since 1924 when he claimed top spot in the 10m platform at the 2008 Beijing Olympics – shared with his audience the highs and lows of his life both in and outside of the international spotlight, in an honest and captivating manner. Based on his autobiography of the same name, Mitcham takes his audience on a fun, yet emotional journey from his childhood to present day, talking openly and honestly about his struggles with low self-esteem, anxiety, depression and eventual drug use. Twists And Turns showcases Mitcham's talents far beyond those of the diving board. The 26-year-old, who started out as a talented trampolinist, is a truly beautiful and gifted singer, tackling an eclectic range of music styles from Alanis Morrisette to Cole Porter and Rufus Wrainwright to The Spice Girls. Although the overall atmosphere of the show is light-hearted and fun, there are moments that will truly move and touch you, such as when Mitcham recalls the suffocating and overwhelming feeling of his depression or the moment that he built up to courage to confess to his long-term boyfriend that he was ‘using’ again. Twists And Turns is a brave and candid mix of theatre and music, which is sure to connect with anyone who can relate to Mitcham's struggles, as well as encourage and inspire those with a goal, or simply the desire to just be themselves. - Review by Stephen Leeden

Top-class service ■ A good dining experience is often solely based on the quality of the ‘wait person’ looking after you at a hotel or restaurant. The Rising Sun Hotel at South Melbourne is under new management, and we were treated to first-class service by Stella at the weekend. Prices are lower than we last visited, and the meal was faultless. Well done everyone.

● Stella at the Rising Sun Hotel

Bouquets for Dan Webb ● Dan Webb ■ This bloke is one of my journalism heroes. His name is Dan Webb. He is almost 90. He flew for the RAF in WWII. He was 'Daybreak Dan' on radio 3DB. He was on the opening night of HSV-7 in November 1956, and hosted programs like Video Village. He became an award-winning journalist, and was State Roundsman for Seven News. He hosted the current affairs program, Day By Day. Twice a year, we have lunch at the Survivors (a group of showbiz mates who are proficient fib tellers). Our first 2014 meeting was on Saturday at the Rising Sun Hotel, South Melbourne, chaired by Ron Tudor. Our luncheon companions included Denis O’Kane, Bobby Johnson, Bill Passick, Kevin Dagg, Jim Brown, Brian Smith, Bob Taylor, Chris Bahen, Hugh Hill, Paul Nicholson, Ray Lawrence, Ralphe Rickman, Philip Brady. Paul Konik, Des Ford, Ted Ryan, Ray Benson, Keith Livingston, Bill Duff, Mike Menner, Peter Philip, Dean Reynolds, Peter Van, Roy Hampson, BillArmstrong, Nevill Sherburn, Ian Stewart, John Humphrey, Denis Scanlan, Don Kinsey, Ian Woodward, John Vertigan, Bob Horsfall, Paul O’Gorman, Pete Smith and Jim Murphy. The meetings are convened by Bruce McKay.

All Shook Up

True Blue ■ Musician John Willi=amson will be in conversation with bassist Geoff Kluke, Musical Director of the Eltham Jazz Festival, from 6.30pm-8.30pm on Thursday, July 31 at The Common, 26 Commercial Pl, Eltham. John will be promoting his life story, Hey True Blue. Cost: $65 includes a signed copy of the book or a $40 gift voucher, John Williamson's talk and song, a welcome drink and canapes Phone 9439 8700 or email: elthambookshop@ bigpond.com Eltham Chamber of Commerce is supporting the event.

Short Shots ■ New Shanghai, a Chinese restaurant and dumpling house, is opening at Emporium Melbourne. A launch dinner will be held tomorrow night (Thurs.). ■ Les Miserables had its first preview audiences at the weekend ahead of its official opening night on Thursday, July 3, at Her Majesty’s Theatre. ■ The works of Melbourne portrait photographer Rod McNichol are on exhibition at the Monash Gallery Art, after an opening by Dr Isobel Crombie at the weekend.

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● Quite a few members of the Melbourne media are in America for the winter school holidays. Smooth 91.5 news reader Jennifer Hansen (right) was poolside at the legendary Chateau Marmont, Los Angeles, when she caught up with singer Annie Lennox.

● Nathan Slevin (Dennis) and Ryan Purdy (Chad) are in All Shook Up. More details on Page 43. Photo: Jaclyn DeVincentis


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Showbiz News

Young performers, high standard Briefs On air

● Jody McLeod ■ Geelong's 95.5 KRock has a new workday announcer. Former Nova 100 announcer and DJ Jody McLeod (aka Hunter) is the new weekday announcer. Jody is originally from Geelong, reports Jocks Journal.

Jodhi charged

● Jodhi Meares ■ Jodhi Meares, ewife of Crown Melbourne Chairman James Packer, has been charged with drink driving after allegedly crashing into three parked cars. The Australian reports that Ms Meares allegedly blew .181. Her licence is already suspended, the newspaper said.

Less pay ■ Fairfax Media has told its journalists that it wants to give no automatic pay rises and wants to reduce the amount it pays those who work after 6pm.

■ A musical theatre favourite is on at the Frankston Arts Centre this month until Saturday (June 28). It’s Oliver! and PLOS Musical Productions’ version is sure to delight the fans of this show and those who appreciate how impressive it is to see young performers match the professional standard of their adult counterparts. Directed by Brad Dart, PLOS’ staging brings out the darker undertones of the story, reflecting it very well in an elaborate- and enormous- set. The design, by Brenton Staples, is exquisite. However, the clumsiness of the scene changes due to the sets size and use throughout the show invites some criticism as it continuously drops the energy of the show to a disastrous level. It is most impressive, though, that the cast constantly bring the energy levels right back up again every scene Most who come out of this performance will

● The Artful Dodger (Ollie Culshaw) and Nancy (Elise Stevens) in Oliver! Photo: Fletcher Photography agree that Mike Fletcher supremely entertaining to young voice and wonderful stage presence. does a superb job as Fagin. watch. Playing the role of Ollie Culshaw is From his fantastic \voice and character- Oliver, Fintan McCrave is equally as impressive in isation, to his perfect co- just delightful with a gor- his characterisation of the medic timing, Fletcher is geous, heartbreaking Artful Dodger, showing a professionalism and standard beyond his years. Elise Stevens gives a very solid performance as Nancy, and Cameron Sweatman as Sykes, John Tracey as Mr Bumble, and Shirley Bowen as the Widow Corney are enjoyable to watch. Yet the real stars of this show are the kids, glorious kids! The long list of young performers each deserve much credit for the success of this show. They are extremely talented, giving strong and polished performances from start to finish. They are supported by lovely, appropriate choreography from Leah Osburn and wonderful costumes designed by Brett Wingfield. Performances and Times: Thurs-Fri June 26-27 - 8pm; Sat June 28 2pm; plus a special school evening performance on Wed , June 25 - 8pm www.plos.asn.au or ● Fagin (Mike Fletcher) in Oliver! presented by PLOS Musical Produc- 9874 1060 tions in Frankston. Photo: Fletcher Photography - Deborah Marinaro

Melbourne Observations with Matt Bissett-Johnson

● Stephen Whiteside, see story at right

‘Figatroll’ at the Athenaeum Theatre

● Mandy Brook, Stacey Alleaume and Tim Jacques ■ School holidays are looming and the perennial question for parents is always how to entertain the ankle biters without being bored witless in the process. The Opera Studio Melbourne has the answer bring them to see the children's opera Figatroll upstairs at the Athenaeum Theatre in Collins St between June 30 and July 5. If the word opera sounds a bit high falutin for the little ones, Figatroll is designed to keep their attention, based on the age-old story of the Billy Goats Gruff. But these billy goats are Silly, Willy and Milly, who are aspiring singing goats who need to get across the bridge for an audition at the Opera House. But they are afraid of the scary troll who lives underneath the bridge. A Consultant and a Karate Expert offer not so sage advice on how to outwit the troll, but in the end, they find that getting to know the person they thought they feared is the answer to their dilemma. While the story is aimed at children, it's also a lot of fun for parents, and the music is also very accessible, so a good time will be had by all. Performed by singers from the Opera Studio Melbourne, directed by Linda Thompson and accompanied on piano by Katherine Day and Megan Steller, this is a show worth putting on your school holiday calendar. Tickets are $20 of $60 for a family of four. www.theoperastudio.com.au

Well published GP ■ People who wear many different hats are always fascinating. Opera singer Jud Arthur shoes horses when he isn't sharing his big bass voice on stage, and author of the Phryne Fisher series, Kerry Greenwood, has been a lawyer with a community legal centre. Add to this list eastern suburbs GP Dr Stephen Whiteside, who lays aside the stethoscope and thermometer for the pen, to come up with poetry that delights both children and adults. Stephen's latest book of poetry, The Billy That Died With Its Boots On, is a collection of rhyming poetry couple with fine black and white paper cut illustrations by Laruen Merrick. Using galloping rhythm and snappy rhythm, Stephen's poems are designed to be read aloud, and reflect the Australia outdoors, sporting life and animals, as well as the domestic world of the average Aussie kid … along with the occasional dinosaur and Martian to mix things up. This creative doctor is no stranger to the world of poetry - last year his poem The Sash, a story of Ned Kelly's boyhood, won the Golden Gumleaf (children's poem of the year) award at the Australian Bush Laureate Awards. Having written rhyming verse for more than 30 years, Stephen has written well over1000 poems, many of which have been published in magazines and anthologies here and overseas and won awards. Artist Lauren Merrick has always loved illustrating, and she now works full time in this area. Her whimsical style using watercolor and paper cut media matches Stephen Whiteside's creative style well. Stephen Whiteside's favourite poet is the iconic Australian C J Dennis, and when he is not chained to the surgery or the writing desk, he loves to get out into the bush he writes about. "When I am not writing, I love nothing more than to head off into the wild blue yonder with my trusty Olympus SLR camera strung around my neck, and a roll of Fujichrome 400 ASA 35 mm film in the breech," he said. And how do I know so much about this poetry writing GP? Well, the last time I saw Stephen Whiteside he was giving me my annual flu shot. The Billy That Died With Its Boots On and other Australian Verse by Stephen Whiteside is available from Readings bookstores and is published by Walker Books. - Julie Houghton


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‘Family Guy’ is brilliant TV

I love my job! with leading Melbourne publicist DI ROLLE

■ She is young, she has the world at her feet and she won the Bach Competition held at Melbourne Recital Centre. I speak of Charlotte Miles. Remember her name: she is 11 years old and was among 10 finalists who competed in the fifth Bach Competition dedicated to young musicians with a passion for the music of J.S.Bach. Charlotte Miles plays the cello, and she wowed the adjudicators on the day. Her prize was $2000 cash donated by Dr Richard Mills. J.S.Bach would have been proud, for it was he who said, the aim and final end of all music should be none other than the glory of God and the refreshment of the soul. Charlotte Miles showed that to the judges. She is a student of David Berlin, Principal Cello, Melbourne Symphony Orchestra. In 2013 she performed in a concert at Carnegie Hall, New York after winning her age group in the 2013 International Piano and Strings Competition, receiving a special judge’s prize for best performance. Congratulations Charlotte.

● Charlotte Miles

Street video on a whim Time to visit Heide

■ I have been so annoyed and depressed by news on the television lately that by the end of the end of the day I want something to make me laugh. And I have found it with the delicious television series Family Guy. I cannot get enough of the episodes. I was like that with Curb Your Enthusiasm and taped every episode featuring the brilliant and very funny Larry David. Now Family Guy takes the cake, Described by some as a nasty little cartoon series, it is actually a brilliant, nasty and very funny little cartoon series. It is so clever and so funny. Family Guy is an American adult animated sitcom created by the brilliant and unique Seth MacFarlane for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series centres on the Griffins, a family consisting of parents, Peter and Lois; their children Meg, Chris and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet dog Brian. The show is set in the fictional set of Quahog, Rhode Island and exhibits much of its humour in the form of the cutaway gags that often lampoon brilliantlyAmerican culture. They go right to the closeness of the bone. The essence is listening very carefully to the characters. The show has been nominated for 12 Primetime Emmy Awards and 11 Annie Awards, and has won three of each. in 2009. It was nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series, the first time an animated series was nominated for the award since The Flintstones in 1961. It is fabulous, it is quick, it is cruel and it is sometimes shocking, however it is very adult and perfect for the end of the day viewing FOX8. It’s worth it. Thank you Seth MacFarlane. Not so much a great host of the Oscars, but a brilliant series maker with Family Guy.

● Heide Museum Of Modern Art ■ I highly recommend a visit to Heide Museum of Modern Art to see the beautiful collection drawn from our national treasure Mirka Mora’s trove of paintings, soft-sculpture dolls, tapestries and sketchbooks rarely seen by the public. This exhibition brings a sense of Mirka’s home to Heide. Art Workshop: Soft Sculpture Saturday August 23, 10am -1pm Design and create your own fabric work based on Mirka’s enchanting handcrafted pieces. Cost: Adult $55, Concession $50. Bookings: 9850 1500 Exhibition tours: every Thursday, 2pm Heide Museum of Modern Art is at 7 Templestowe Rd, Bulleen. A must see. heide.com.au

Let’s Go Dutch

A Blondie moment ■ With these wonderful chilly Melbourne evenings and with the work I do, I am often having to have dinner whilst I wait for performances. Sometimes meal time has to wait until after performances. I have to tell you about the last meal I had which was heaven. It was at Blondie in the Arts Precinct, next to the Melbourne Theatre Company and directly next to Melbourne Recital Centre. It is wonderful for a meal. I had the crispy skin King Ora Salmon, with confit potatoes and sweetcorn salsa. It it was delicious. I highly recommend popping into Blondie. The staff are great. Adam Keyte, who runs this very special restaurant, is always on hand to welcome customers. Blondie is situated on Southbank Boulevard, Southbank.

● Blondie at Soutbank

● Chris Martin performs in the streets ■ I like Chris MarColdplay’s Man- together effortlessly tin. I think he is an ager Phil Garvey and was released alright guy. asked on Twitter for over night. I hope he has con- fans to flock in NewA very good effort. sciously coupled with ton for the filming of The clip itself Gwyneth and his kids, the clip and of course looks quite raw and I really do. they did in droves. looks like it was shot There was someThey didn’t have to in one rolling shot, thing quite special he ask twice. Chris looks fabudid when he shot the Chris Martin is lous in the clip with his film clip in Sydney on more than a pied piper; very impressive dea whim in the main he has a special qual- fined muscly arms restreet of Newtown. ity about him. ported to cost $200 per If only it had been People want to be to sculpture. in Chapel St, around him and his hour I thought it was a Melbourne, but alas manner is so infecgreat fun thing to do not. tious. when news seemed so It was in fact a He has a mighty sad and sour on the homage from Chris nice smile too. Martin to Sydney As Chris and his television and in the band Sticky Fingers, band Coldplay per- papers. It’s nice to see which had done the formed their new “consame thing but on the single, A Sky Full Of someone either side of the street Stars down on of sciously” spreading before it became Sydney’s Newtown joy! - Di Rolle cool. King St the clip came

■ Dutch magician Fritz is visiting Australia to perform in the Melbourne Magic Festival from July 8-12 at the Northcote Town Hall. His autobiographical show Let’s Go Dutch will give a sneak peek of how life is as a magician. Fritz says his show is about the life of being a magician. “People think I only perform, but there is so much more,” he says. Fascinated with magic when a child, Fritz polished his skills during completing his university degree, and then decided to become a fulltime magician. Last year Let’s Go Dutch was performed at the Edinburgh Magic Festival and at the MagicArtFest, where Fritz received an award. Fritz says his show is very theatrical and interactive. “To be honest, I do not consider it a show,” he says. “It’s a memorable event that we create together. My audience always has the same questions when I perform magic and all of them will be answered … except one: “How do you do it?” Performance Season: July 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. Time: 8.15pm-9 pm. Venue: Studio 2, Northcote Town Hall, 189 High St, Northcote. Tickets: $20 Adult, $14 Concession, $50 Family, $12 each Groups of 10+: Bookings: melbournemagic festival.com - Cheryl Threadgold


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Confidential Melbourne

Talk is cheap, gossip is priceless

Financial adviser Frank Flowers banned by ASIC

Melbourne’s Secrets

Opera sacks singer

● Tamar Iveri ■ Opera Australia has “released” soprano Tamar Iveri from her contract after homophobic remarks were published on her Facebook page. Iveri says her husband was responsible for the statements which compared gay and lesvian people to “fecal matter”. Iveri was in rehearsals for the Sydney production of Otello, starting next month. It is unclear whether she will appear in the Melbourne production later this year. The Facebook statements were made and withdrawn, 18 months ago. Ms Iveri apologised unreservedly for the comments and views. “Opera Australia believes the view as stated to be unconscionable,” said a press statement, released on Monday. Sponsors QANTAS and Mazda said the remarks were unacceptable. \ Opera Australia received more than 1000 complaints about its association with Ms Iveri.

● Magician Fritz performs Lets Go Dutch as part of the Melbourne Magic Festval. Story, at left, on Page 12.

ASIC found that between February 2011 and March 2012, Flowers improperly disbursed at least $720,331.70 from the trust account. Of these disbursements, at least $696,138.20 was paid to entities related to Flowers. Following cancellation of the IPO, Avior returned $30,000 to the trust account with the intention that it be returned to investors. ASIC found that Flowers improperly disbursed over $29,000 of this $30,000 from the trust account, with at least $27,000 of these disbursements paid to entities related to Flowers. In addition to the banning from

financial services, ASIC found that Flowers is not a fit and proper person to engage in credit activities. ASIC Commissioner, Greg Tanzer, said that ASIC, and the community more broadly, expected financial advisers to act honestly and with integrity. “Dishonest conduct by financial advisers undermines confidence and trust in the financial services industry. “ASIC regards these actions very seriously and will remove those who disregard the law,” Mr Tanzer said. Flowers has the right to appeal to the Administrative Appeals Tribunal for review of ASIC’s decision. ASIC's investigation is continuing. Flowers Financial Management held an Australian financial services licence from November 24, 2003 until it was cancelled by ASIC in April 2013. Flowers Financial Management was also a credit representative of Vow Financial Pty Ltd between December 14, 2010 and August 8, 2012.

3AW honours Rumour Mill Keith McGowan

Jailed

● Peter Greste ■ In Egypt, Australian journalist Peter Greste has been sentenced to seven years in prison. There will be immense domestic pressure upon PM Tony Abbott to broker his release.

Honour

■ The Victorian of the Year will be announced on Tuesday (July 1) at the Melbourne Town Hall. The pictured medal was struck for Observer subscriber Ian Armstrong, when he won the award.

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Bitch

■ The Australian Securities and Investments Commission has permanently banned Nigel Keith Flowers, 49, from providing financial services and engaging in credit activities. Flowers was banned from providing financial services after ASIC found he had engaged in dishonest conduct and was not of good fame and character. Flowers was the director of Flowers Financial Group Pty Ltd (in liquidation) and Flowers Financial Management Pty Ltd (in liquidation) which specialised in providing financial advice to the medical profession. He operated for more than 25 years. Flowers engaged in a scheme to raise money to fund a proposed initial public offering by AviorAustralia Ltd. The scheme raised $1.475 million. Flowers raised funds from longterm clients of Flowers Financial Management. He established a trust account, '1Source Wholesale Investments Pty Ltd ITF Avior Pre-IPO Trust' (trust account) to which he was the sole signatory, to collect his clients' funds.

Whispers

● A plaque and framed photo have been unveiled outside the Keith McGowan OAM studio at the 3AW studios at Docklands ■ Melbourne radio station 3AW has unveiled a plaque and framed photo to honour the late Keith McGowan, who died suddenly in December at the age of 70. McGowan used Studio 5 at the Docklands headquarters of 3AW at Media House, the Melbourne office of Fairfax Media. 3AW Station Manager Shane Healy unveiled the photo last week, soon after Keith McGowan was named in the Queen’s Birthday Honours. Melbourne Confidential hears the whisper that there may be some recognition for the Overnighters broadcaster at the Commercial Radio Awards annual conference to be held at the Grand Hyatt Melbourne on Saturday, October 18.

Costly Hitler insult

■ Wrongly likening Guildford Lane Gallery owner Robert Cripps to Adolf Hitler has attracted a $250,000 damages bill plus $100,000 aggravated damages for Demetrios Vakras and partner LeeAnne Raymond. Supreme Court Judge Emilios Kyrou heard the pair defamed Cripps on their website.

■ Journalism has become ‘churnalism’, say critics of the Daily Mail newspaper, which is trying to attract Australian onbline readers. News Corp accuses the paper of theft, breach of copyright, plagiarism and “parasitical practices”.

To Court ● Adolf Hitler

Community TV tip ■ Australia’s community TV sector is wondering about its future with speculation that the Federal Government is examining the possibility of selling broadcasting spectrum.

Fund being wound up ■ Five years from the Black Saturday tragedy, the Marysville and Triangle Community Bushfire Relief Fund is being wound up. Any claims on the fund need to be sent to Grant Vernon of Dalkeith, Western Australia.

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■ Southern Cross Education Institute Pty Ltd has requested a Melbourne Magistrates’ Court interlocutory application this morning (Wed.) at 9.30am, when they due to allege that Safe Marketing Australia Pty Ltd owes “damages for breach of contract/ agreement”.


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■ Melbourne really is the arts capital of Australia ... there is so much excellent theatre of all kinds - there is a real danger that critics (Long Shots especially) can become blasé to good shows. Your Editor is pleased that we are today publishing Kathryn Keeble’s review of Circus Oz (see Page 43) rather than his report! Perhaps, sometimes, it is the reviewer, not the show, that needs a kick. Last Thursday I found that Circus Oz is not for me ... but I was in the minority. The crowd loved it, and cheered for more. Make your own call.

Grounded

■ Observer reviewer Maggie Morrison says of Grounded: “The quality conscious Red Stitch ensemble company rarely disappoints, and Grounded is no exception. “Deep in investigative thoughts about the impacts of warfare on a “top gun” female US bomber pilot, it explores the adrenalin rush as she heads for the “blue,” mathematically applies precision targeting, uses the simplest pressure to release the bombs up there “in the blue.” “Then the thrill of success, particularly if hers is better than the men, as the bomb goes off and she surveys the damage. “A momentary shudder as she can see flying body parts, but back on track as she rationalizses that they are after all “guilty body parts.” “This simple phrase says so much ... and it is a reflection of the power of the dialogue of this hour long monologue. “Kate Cole’s delivery is astoundingly good. We follow every detail of her falling in love, her wonderfully satisfying relationship, her joy of motherhood; but the call of “the blue” is never far away. “But progress never stops. When she is thrilled to be returning to her top job, she finds that the latest technology now means that she will be “flying” a drone. “She will return to her beloved family each night after 12 tortuous solo hours of monitoring the enemy on a screen to bomb from thousands of miles away. “The tandem of tangible, happy family life and the soulless new “chair force” military role lead to downward spiraling despair . No longer the combative camaraderie of the male pilots, the adrenalin rush of the bomber pilot up in the wonderful “blue”. “Now there are convergent thoughts to deal with.

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Observer Treasury Thought For The Week ■ “As a man grows older he talks less and says more.”

Observer Curmudgeon ■ Medical programs on TV aren’t realistic. You never see the doctors collecting their fees.

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■ I'm on a rooftop on the timing tower at Phillip Island. Rain slants from the south, dripping into my wet-weather jacket at the right edge of my face. I don't care about this. I'm too busy thinking about what Bob Loxton told me and hoping that the sky doesn't turn really nasty and we get lightning. Television cameras are not the best thing to be hanging onto during electrical storms. Bob Loxton, the Head Director at O, is directing this race meeting and before we go to air has delivered a pep talk to each cameraman on the crew. He begins my heads-up by saying, “Look mate, not sure about you but I'll treat you like an idiot and we'll work from there. Now here's a map of the race course, here's Lukey Heights, here's the Southern Loop, that's Siberia and here's the Copse.” He indicates a grove of trees. Mutely I nod, idiot-like. Joe Battaglia laughs it all off. “Tell Loco to go call the Copse!” Des Ansons tells me that he'd once been hit by lightning when he was leaning against a corrugated iron fence and had horizontal burns across his back and rear end, and I start to get edgy. Roger McAlpine, on camera one to my left on the roof, is fighting with the canvas camera cover to tie it down around the zoom lens as the rain intensifies. The icy ocean wind accelerates making it difficult for Rog to contain the belt straps with numbing fingers in the cold. Loxton's voice from the inside of O's big van tells us that “We're on air”, with a wide, panning shot of the Phillip Island race course from the central camera, aloft the tower out in the centre. Phil Bowler is out there with only his wet weather gear and camera cover to protect him and it. Below us, Phil Gibbs and possibly Teddy Ryan or Craig Kelly are beginning the telecast. They don't get it all that much easier than us and are wrapped up in wet-weather gear too, more for warmth than water. The bikes start up and roar into the rain, the riders’ leathers already slick with precipitation. All through the afternoon, distant grumbles and flashes on the horizon threaten. Bowler, in the middle, is an isolated, wind-lashed outpost. As the late-noon gloom descends and the last rider strips off his bike gear, Phil Gibbs signs off and we go off air. Now it really is cold and getting colder. The metal of the camera tripods is slippery as we haul off our cameras and remove the heads, then collapse the legs and hand the gear down to other shivering hands. We have a long drive back to Nunawading and will get in around 11 that night. Caribbean Gardens. Another strange (to me) series of outside broadcasts. Even now, looking back, ATV-0 seemed to have no real agenda other than a garden- hose spray everywhere, do everything, anything and hope something will work. Boat racing, fairy floss, pies, donuts, market stalls and me, pointing a camera and wondering what the hell I'm doing here. Just like I wondered when we were covering Ten Pin Bowling. My thinking at the time: “Who could possibly be watching Phil Gibbs attempting to excitedly broadcast guttering balls?” Strike! Spare me! Then there was the tumult of Show Day: people, camera cables, more fairy, floss, more donuts, sideshows. Possibly the biggest sideshow was us televising an event that most people who loved the Show would actually visit. Roy Hampson valiantly holding it all together. It was spray TV. It didn't mean much. Viewer impact would have been negligible, sponsor input and dollars were probably little. The guiding hands at ATV-0 were fumbling. Where to now? The Mini Bikes at Wallan. Somewhere around 1972-74 was one 'Where to now.' Probably the kindest thing I can say about a day telecasting a score or more of little tackers on mini bikes that had recently had their trainer wheels removed is about their parents. They were the most appreciative folks, possibly because they were happy to share a day's action with some extra kiddy-minders who just happened to have turned up with all the where-withal to show all the other Wallan folks who were not parents exactly what they were missing. Turn To Page 19


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June Quarterly Communication: a great success

● Minister of Environment and Climate Change the Hon. Ryan Smith confirms a $50,000 commitment to the Nhill Boardwalk Project.

● Grand Secretary RWBro. Peter Henshall escorts British Consul-General Mr Gareth Hoar through the 125th Year Anniversary Exhibition.

● Bro. Don Kinsey OM addresses the June Quarterly Communication, detailing the 125 year history of the United Grand Lodge of Victoria. ■ The Quarterly Communication held on Wednesday, June 18m has gone down as one of the most enjoyable. Grand Lodge has received many positive comments for which it is most thankful. This ‘Quarterly’ was special for a couple of reasons: it was the first Quarterly where MWBro. Hillel Benedykt held the Grand Master's chair and it was structured in a way that celebrated the history of the United Grand Lodge of Victoria. Bro. Don Kinsey of Diamond Valley Lodge No. 252 gave a wonderful historical breakdown of the many key moments and milestones that have shaped the last 125 years of the United Grand Lodge of Victoria. From its date of inauguration, to the building of the Royal Freemasons Homes, the installation of the Hon. Justice Williams as Grand Master at the Melbourne Tennis Centre, through to today - it was covered. After a long year of discussion and consultation with Parks Victoria, a presentation of a cheque for $30,000 was made to the Nhill Boardwalk Refurbishment Committee. The presetnation was made by the Hon. Ryan Smith MP, and marked the beginning of the Nhill Boardwalk Project. Certificates of Competency and Masonic Studies were presented by Grand Master MWBro. Hillel Benedykt, followed by his address. An exhibition of imagery, memorabilia and information was constructed on the ground floor and level 1 of the Dallas Brooks Centre for all to enjoy, and waiting staff were dressed in traditional costume for supper. Freemasons and non-Freemasons, and their families were all invited on this occasion, many commenting on how great it was to see so many had come for the event. Some of the comments received on the Freemasons Victoria FaceBook page the day after include: ■ "Last night's Freemasons Victoria Quarterly, the display of our heritage and the camaraderie afterwards highlights the excellence of our fraternity, our leadership, our ceremonial teams, or staff and volunteers and our membership in general." ■ "We all must feel extremely proud to be part of Freemasonry Victoria." ■ "How swish and fancy did it look in the south for the light supper??" ■ "Grand Lodge needs to be congratulated for such an event. Sensational historic displays, some wonderful items to buy and an absolutely spectacular Grand Lodge Quarterly event and a superbly decorated supper room." ■ "I felt so (modestly) proud to be a Freemason watching the Brethren enter, exit and conduct the meeting. My wife cannot stop talking about what a fantastic night it was. "Why don't we go every quarter?" was the question - looks like we will be in future." ■ "Awesome outcome with great Rotary and Lodge representation at the event." ■ "A magnificent ceremony and a great day for . Thank you to all involved."

MYMs brightest stars offer sneak peak on rehearsal day ■ Freemasons Victoria spent the morning of Saturday, June 14, at the Victorian College of the Arts, School of Music, mingling with the next generation of talented musicians from Melbourne Youth Music. Some as young as seven years old, carrying instruments bigger than themselves, spoke about their interest in music, what inspired them to play their chosen instrument and what they want to achieve in the future. "I play four instruments,” one child said, when asked why they chose to play the violin. These kids don't stop at just one - their talents cross over wind, brass, strings and percussion. They're multi-talented. "I like playing in an orchestra because you get to see your friends and hear how your instrument sounds in a group," another child said. One young girl said she was inspired to learn music because her father plays in a band, and other children mentioned they'd come from families where each member played an instrument. Michelle Forbes, Artistic Planning Manager for MYM, said that the greatest thing about working for Melbourne Youth Music is constantly feeling inspired by the children. "They have so much energy and enthusiasm and their talent is incredible," she said. Michelle spoke about a couple of the ensembles that were rehearsing on the day; the John Antill Youth Band and the Percy Grainger Youth Orchestra. "Some of these children have reached such a high level already that they have tutors sitting in with them as they play, helping them with their technique, their posture and their ability to play cohesively,”Michelle said. Melbourne Youth Music recently launched its 2014 program with a selection of works from all six Star Wars films. Aptly named May The Fourth Be With You (performed on May 4), the event was a resounding success. "Many musicians have said the Star Wars soundtrack has influenced their decision to take up an instrument! "The auditorium was divided into 'Jedi' and 'Sith' seating and combined full orchestra, choir, actors, and sound effects,”Michelle said. Melbourne Youth Music's newest recruit, Chief Executive Officer Dorian Jones, said that he is looking forward to all of the concerts planned for the rest of the year. "In July, the orchestra will be performing in New Zealand as a tribute to the resilience of the people of Christchurch who endured the devastating earthquakes of 2011. “Then, in August, the performance will be broadcast on the Federation Square Big Screen. This will be a public event. We're very excited,” he said. Dorian, who comes from a background of music and performance himself, said that he is enjoying the new role, and has recently been involved in the nomination of members to the Board of Management. Freemasons Victoria is a proud sponsor of Melbourne Youth Music. For more information about the 2014 program, visit www.mym.org.au

● The talented students of the John Antill Youth Band and the Percy Grainger Youth Orchestra.

Funding received for Nhill Boardwalk Project ■ A total of $60,000 has been received to go ahead with the reconstruction of the Nhill Boardwalk. The Boardwalk begins at the entrance to Jaypex Park and winds its way through the Nhill Swamp Wildlife Reserve. Freemasons Victoria Taskforce Chairman WBro. Merv Dyer was approached on June 18, 2013, by members from Lowan Lodge No. 107 to find out whether Freemasons Victoria could assist with a project to reconstruct the Boardwalk and bring it back into good repair. The Boardwalk had previously been condemned by Parks Victoria and $20,000 had been allocated to have it removed. The Rotary Club of Nhill however, spoke with Parks Victoria and suggested instead that the Boardwalk be refurbished. On speaking with the Chair of the Freemasons Victoria Board of Benevolence, VWBro. Frank Fordyce, Merv investigated the project thoroughly and established a Boardwalk Refurbishment Committee that would include three representatives from the Rotary Club of Nhill and three members of Lowan Lodge. Merv contacted the Minister for Environment and Climate Change, the Hon. Ryan Smith, with the proposal, and after the Board of Benevolence agreed to support the project, the Minister was able to contribute $30,000 towards the refurbishment. The community of Nhill including local businesses have agreed to supply service, building materials and equipment at a reduced rate to support the project. Work will commence in the near future once tenders are called for its construction, with an estimated completion date of 2015. At the Quarterly Communication on Wednesday, June 18, a formal presentation was made, and the Hon. Ryan Smith presented a cheque to the Boardwalk Refurbishment Committee. Committee members include WBro. Merv Dyer, Convenor; VWBro. Ken Dodds, Lowan Lodge; WBro. Bill Howath, Lowan Lodge; WBro. Graham Price, Lowan Lodge; Laurie Robins, Nhill Rotary Club President; Glenn Fraser, Rotary; and John Teakle, Rotary and Lowan Lodge.

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LA celebrates with ice hockey win From my suite at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites comes this week's news.

Casey Kasem: a longdistance dedication

Kings win Stanley Cup

■ The Kings paraded the Stanley Cup through downtown Los Angeles to celebrate their second NHL title in three seasons. A raucous contingent of fans lined Figueroa St as the Kings rode nine double-decker buses and a flatbed truck about one mile to the Staples Centre. They showed off the Cup, the Campbell Cup and Justin Williams' Conn Smythe Trophy while confetti flew and fans gave a non-stop standing ovation to the champions. The team gathered at the arena for a sold-out rally celebrating the second championship in Kings history. Los Angeles didn't win a title in its first 43 seasons before winning twice in the last three.

Divorce for ‘J Lo’ finally

● Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony ■ A judge has finalised Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's divorce nearly three years after the singers separated. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge John Sandoz finalised the couple's breakup on Monday last week, awarding the former couple joint legal custody of their twin children. The pair agreed that Lopez would have their son and daughter most of time, with Anthony caring for them for seven days a month. The singers also agreed that no child or spousal support was necessary. Marc Anthony filed for divorce in April 2012 but the pair separated in July 2011. Anthony's latest Spanish album 3.0 has been a hit. He announced earlier this year that he's working an English-language pop album. Lopez released her latest album A.K.A. this week.

Jersey Boys made it to Hollywood

. ● Alan Johnson, Managing Director, Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites and William Karpiak, General Manager, Ramada, holding proudly the L.A. Kings signed jersey for being supporters.

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Aussie music loses two shining stars

● Casey Kasem ■ Casey Kasem, who entertained radio listeners for almost four decades as the host of countdown shows such as American Top 40 and Casey's Top 40, has died after a long illness. Casey Kasem had been suffering from Lewy body disease, the most common type of progressive dementia after Alzheimer's. Kasem was already a popular disc jockey in Los Angeles when he became the host of American Top 40 in 1970. The syndicated show, which counted down the 40 most popular songs in the United States based on Billboard magazine's Hot 100 music chart, began on just seven radio stations but quickly became a mainstay of thousands, all around the world. "When we first went on the air, I thought we would be around for at least 20 years. I knew the formula worked. I knew people tuned in to find out what the No. 1 record was," he recalled. Kasem's first No. 1, concluding the AT40 premiere show of July 4, 1970, was Three Dog Night's Mama Told Me (Not to Come). His last No. 1 on American Top 20, almost exactly 39 years later, was Second Chance by Shinedown. But the show wasn't just about finding out who was No. 1. Its features included biographical details on performers, flashbacks, album cuts and Kasem's "long-distance dedication" for listeners who wrote to dedicate songs to friends and loved ones far away. Kemal Amin Kasem was born in Detroit in 1932. He first tried radio while in high school but found he had a talent for it while serving in Korea with the Army. He was a DJ on the Armed Forces Radio Network. His voice was always his ticket to fame, whether appearing on a Dick Clark-produced TV show, Shebang, or voicing the character of Shaggy on the cartoon Scooby-Doo, which premiered in 1969. He also was the voice of Robin on Super Friends. But American Top 40 remains his legacy. Casey, it was a pleasure and a privilege to play your American Top 40 vinyl albums on radio.

Sunset Strip Music Festival moves to Sept.

● Clint Eastwood, director ■ The cast of the movie version of the hit Broadway musical Jersey Boys may not be filled with household names, but many of the actors starring in Clint Eastwood's tale of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons are certainly familiar with the material. All but one of the members of the big-screen version of the Four Seasons previously starred in stage productions of the musical, with at least two actors even auditioning for roles in the long-gestating film when Jon Favreau was attached as the director. John Lloyd Young reprises his role as Frankie Valli in the movie after originating the part on Broadway. Although Eastwood is a well-regarded director, his name might not be the first that many people associate with helping the film version of a Broadway musical. "Hopefully young audiences will be interested in the music and they'll enjoy it too and enjoy it for the story," Eastwood said.

● Jim Keays ■ Jim Keays, lead singer of The Master's Apprentices and part of Cotton, Keays and Morri , and also a solo performer sadly passed away after a seven-year battle. Another sad loss for the music industry. Jim was 67 and I am sure, he always felt like he was still 25. He had a life force that only a few have. I remember some great times with Jim and through it all he was smiling and positive and loved the Australian music industry and the fans. The news of Jim's death came on the heels of the Angels' frontman Doc Neeson. Both showmen lit up the room when they entered. I will personally miss them both as I had spent so much time with them and their journey through their careers. They have left a long list of amazing songs and great rock stories. I know I will never forget what wonderful people they were. R.I.P. Jim Keays and R.I.P. Doc Neeson.

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■ The Sunset Strip Music Festival will combine with Famers Market to add extra depth to the event and has moved to the weekend of September 19-21this year. The festival is one of the City of West Hollywood's largest events attracting as many as 15,000 people to see performers like Slash, Motley Crue, Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins and Joan Jett. The headliners this year will be Jane's Addiction and Aussie band Empire of the Sun. If you want to experience the Sunset Strip Music Festival, which is walking distance from the Ramada Plaza, then I have a deal for you.

Special Holiday Offer

■ When planning your trip to Los Angeles, come and stay at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites, 8585 Santa Monica Boulevard, West Hollywood. Please mention 'Melbourne Observer' when you book and you will receive the Special Rate of the Day. Please contact: Joanna at info@ramadaweho.com See you at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites. Happy Holidays, Gavin Wood


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Doug’s days of ‘Boys Own Adventures’ ■ One of the more-popular outings on a visit to Vanuatu’s Port Vila is a day on, and in, the briny with the historic 23m ketch Coongoola, revelling in sun, sand, coral reef snorkelling, fish feeding, a visit to a turtle hatchery and a cracker-jack barbecue on a beach in the historic harbour where the Americans readied themselves for 1942’s Battle of the Coral Sea. That day at Hapi Tok Beach (local pidgin from Happy Talk in the musical South Pacific), long evokes grand memories for the thousands who’ve sailed, sunned and played there over the years. And not the least of those memories is the food: morning tea with French buns and homemade cumquat marmalade on the way out from Coongoola’s mooring 40-minutes by private mini-bus from Vila, fresh tropical-fruit platters for afternoon tea on the way back, and a mountainous beach barbecue in-between with prime tender steaks, kumala (sweet potato) curry, local garden-produce side dishes, and crunchy French-style mini-baguettes. Trés bien! There’s also an over-size ice-box with enough beer and soft-drinks to keep the most enthusiastically-thirsty well-slaked under a tropic sun, with an honesty box for payment. We’ve indulged many a happy outing ourselves on Coongoola over the years, and were saddened to learn just

● Before that famous first big trip to Africa in 1949/50: young engineer and radio officer, Doug Owen (left), owner GH ‘Bert’ Griffiths, skipper Keith Radcliffe, Mrs Peggy Griffiths, crewman Tim Lees, daughter Elizabeth and son Barry Griffiths, crewman, Frank McCarthy.

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Neil bottles up philosophy ■ Neil McGuigan, the extraordinary driving force behind the McGuigan Wines label that’s been named International Winemaker of the Year for a record three times (2009, 2011 and 2012,) has now come up with another reward for wine aficionados – a Claretstyle red (yes, Claret – remember the name?) that he’s been quietly working on with his Hunter Valley winemaking team for an amazing ten years. Labelled The Philosophy, this 2010 Cabernet Sauvignon Shiraz blend of super-premium fruit from South Australia’s Eden and Clare Valleys, fulfils a decade-long challenge both to himself and his team: to create an icon wine that goes beyond anything else, and recognising not the makers, but the wine as the hero. “I named it after my own philosophy: that every day you need the ambition to craft a super-premium wine, spreading that focus through every step of your winemaking process, so your $10 wine starts tasting like a $12 wine, the $12 like a $15 and so on to every wine from your lower price levels, to your very best super-premiums.” The 2010 The Philosophy is a wine strong on blueberry fruits without being overly sweet fruited, fine tannins and an incredibly long palate; well rewarding the $150 asking price, but with only limited availability, it’s worth getting hold of now to make the most of any particularly special occasions coming up in the next year or so.

One to note ■ Choosing a wine to go with spicier dishes, or with many of those with stronger Asian-influences, can often prove somewhat of a challenge, but one that takeson such challenges really well is Gewurztraminer – and Rymill’s just- released 2013 Coonawarra gt (the gt for Gewurztraminer) does just that trick. Layered with lovely aromas from rose petal and orange blossom, to freshly-cut lemons and limes, it’s the wine’s palate of juicy pink guava, papaya, lychees and zingy citrus that stands up, takeson, and tempers those spicier foods. At $21.50 it’s a top-drop to enjoy now with that next normally challenging spicy or stronger Asian meal. And it’ll develop even further withanything up to a decade in the cellar.

Pictured ■ A very special wine that maker Neil McGuigan suggests is ideal with rare roasted aged fillet of beef and a red wine reduction. ■ Tazking on the challenge when it comes to a wine to stand up to, and enjoy, with spicier dishes or those with stronger Asian influences.

recently of the death last September of one of the ketch’s original crew, a legendary character who helped put she and Australia on the world sailing map some 66 years ago. Coongoola had been built in 1948 for a Queensland businessman, G.H. (Bert) Griffiths who owned Toowoomba’s Southern Cross Foundry, famous across rural Australia for its diesel engines and windmilldriven water-pumps; sensing potentially lucrative markets in Southern Africa, GH (as he was best known) had had Coongoola built to take examples of his products across there to test those markets. On September 24, 1949, Coongoola set sail from Brisbane with GH, his wife, their two teenage children, a professional skipper, and amongst the crew a young engineer from his foundry. That engineer was Doug Owens, who stayed with GH’s company for the remaining near-40 years of his working life, and passed away on September 24 last year – extraordinarily 64 years to the very day after setting out from Brisbane on that historic Coongoola maiden voyage. Doug’s dad was a Tasmanian and his mum came from the one of Australia’s great pioneering grazing families, the Barden’s who in the late 1800s owned vast tracts of now-suburbia, but then cattle-country stretching from Tempe near what was to become Sydney’s Mascot Airport, to the-now suburb of (appropriately) Barden Ridge 30km south. They later moved to Toowoomba where Doug was born in 1926, winning himself an engineering cadetship with GH Griffiths and going on to later spear-head new-design Southern Cross diesel motors and windmills. Their 30,000km trip to Africa was by way of Darwin, Timor, Bali, Jakarta, Singapore, Penang, Colombo, the Maldives, Seychelles, Mombasa, Zanzibar and Durban, and back via Mauritius, Fremantle, Adelaide, Melbourne and Sydney to Brisbane. Later Doug also sailed a roundworld voyage with the Griffiths, keeping Coongoola ticking over as engineer and radio officer. And on that 15months trip (1952-1954) he re-united in London with a past girlfriend, Shirley, marrying her in Australia in 1954 and the two sharing their lives for the next 59 years, including having three sons, Richard, Stephen and Geoffrey. Doug proved an indispensable right-hand man to GH, both on Coongoola which GH finally sold in the late 1950s, in his foundry, and later as General Manager of GH’s other venture, ClayWare Bricks – overseeing production, he reckoned, of 130 million bricks before retiring in 1986. And to the end in September last year, he recalled fondest memories of his almost Boys’ Own adventures aboard Coongoola… including on the way to Southern Africa nearly being rolled over in a cyclone off Mozambique, and on their way home tossed from wave-top to wave-top by another. Doug died in his sleep aged 87 – no doubt happy in his mind that his beloved Coongoola continues to sail on today in Vanuatu. He is survived by Shirley, their three sons and a granddaughter, Skie. NEXT WEEK: Coongoola – colourful life of a sailing legend


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Melbourne Observer - Wednesday, June 25, 2014 - Page 19

Melbourne TV Memories

By Kenneth Mulholland

Flashback to Channel 0’s outside broadcasts From Page 14 I do recall Bob Meillon making the somewhat dubious statement that the highlight of the day was when one young mini bike speedster couldn't rev his machine up a mini hill and it rolled back and broke his mini arm. Now, now, please folks, no mini chuckles. The Wallan pub took a hit a few times up there too. Sometimes we stayed overnight after horse racing at Kilmore or wherever. The one Saturday night I wasn't present there was something of a barney between the publican of the time and one or two of our chaps who had had a disagreement (probably over closing time). Another memory was being billeted in a caravan out the back with Simon Hellings and Wayne Lavender.

I had imbibed a little too much and couldn't open the back door of the pub. Losing patience I gave it a healthy wrench and it fell on me. I propped it up and crawled into a caravan bunk. During the early hours Wayne grumbled that he was going outside where it was warmer and vanished into the night. It was pretty cold up there. The next morning I made my way into the pub and realised that the offending door was actually a sliding one. Well, how was I to know? Breakfast was memorable: Coffee, tea, juice, sausages, bacon and eggs on toast, (Ken Bell smoking his sixth or seventh for the morning,) and all served up by the delectable Briony Behets, sometime after her role in The Box. Possibly 1976-77. She was living in the district and

● Briony Behets was picking up pocket money waitressing. All the crew were well pleased. Returning from Wallan or Kilmore or Seymour, we're in a crew station wagon.

Simon Hellings, me and Joe Battaglia are in the front bench seat. Joe is driving. Can't recall who's in the back. It's dark outside, but inside five of us are lively, singing, hooting, drinking. The back of the wagon is piled with OB gear: camera heads, cables, tripods and cameras. Joe is the sober designated driver, but of course Joe doesn't need grog to be happy. The rest of us are merry. Where ever we had been was behind us. We're heading back to base. “That's where you always go after you've completed your work,” said Ken Bell. Joe is driving like an Italian. Naturally. Joe is an Italian. He talks across his shoulder to those in the back as well as us in the front. I cringe. “Watch the road Joey.”

“No worries. I got it covered.” “Slow down Joe.” Simon points up the road. Ahead, on our right hand, are four or five vehicles. Some are pulled off the road, two aren't. Sprawled outside on the verge are two people. We all register that we are looking at the dead. Joe slows, flashing lights are closing from behind. We hear no siren. There are enough people to lend assistance, or perhaps bear witness. We can serve no purpose. As Ken Bell would say, “Clear the site and don't become an obstacle.” Slowly Joe drives us into the night. We are all silent, even the Italian. And we don't know that sometime into the future this thing that we have just witnessed will occur again, much closer to us all.

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Thoughts of dog, cat heaven ■ The ‘to do list’ was almost wiped clean. After such a hectic week I decided to clear the ‘white board’ ready for information I needed to remember for the taxman for the start to the new financial year – whatever that might bring. It was going to be a day of no upsets, and no grumpy people – I was going to smile at everyone and not be the cause of frowns on any persons face. The white board is the most useful reminder of just about everything that happens in daily life. Using a white board in business, it seemed natural that I would bring one into my personal life. Our local supermarket advertised ‘whiteboards’ on special and at the price we would have been mad to pass it up. It has pride of place on our refrigerator door, and it is used daily let me tell you.

And another thing ■ My other half and I even write notes to each other as well as reminding ourselves of important things that have to be done that day. Sometimes, when there wasn’t much to do Peter and I will play a game of naught and crosses (he always wins) but I usually have the last word. Then sometimes, I’m ashamed to admit, I’d write a few ‘and another thing’ that I thought best left unsaid during an argument. It works a treat because when you read it back you are so sorry for your pithy comments, and when I read Peter’s comments they are so amusing I laugh and all is forgiven.

Treatment time ■ Today I had one chore and then it was home – well that’s what I planned. Poor old Moosh, our geriatric cat had been scratching up a storm lately and as I fine-tooth comb him every night I knew it wasn’t fleas. Taking advice from a friend who is a vet I decided to try his remedy. He said that if I was sure it wasn’t fleas (I’m almost loath to say the word) then it was most probably a dandruff type thing on his skin and to get a packet of the flea exterminator advertised on every animal program. You know the one. You apply it to the back of the neck once every month. Peter popped into the supermarket and I waited in the car.

Care for animals ■ My eyes spotted a huge triple fronted warehouse opposite devoted entirely for the needs of your animals.

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The light globe went on in my head and I remembered that Moosh needed a product for his skin. We found a park right outside the warehouse and in we went. It really was as big as the largest barn, and an animal paradise with stock packed to the rafters with every conceivable thing that your pet could need. From food to medicine to toys to beds. Having been subjected to grumpy people all week it was a joy to see a tall salesman approach wearing the biggest smile as he greeted us. No ‘ Hi guys’ from him. We were animal friendly and in his eyes we were to be given every courtesy. His name was Chris, and I’m sorry I didn’t catch his surname.

Genuine concern ■ Chris was really concerned when I told him about Moosh and he asked questions that you would have expected my vet to ask. He was concerned and it gave me confidence to ask about this huge warehouse. From his manner and confidence it is easy to tell that he enjoyed his job. He couldn’t have been more helpful. Why had I been shopping elsewhere for my pets needs when I could have been saving a fortune on Moosh’s requirements while at the same time being given excellent advice from the charming Chris? He asked me had I seen a vet before he suggested alternatives. Whilst I’m chatting, I saw a delightful young dog that could have been shopping, or checking

stock from her dedicated look. Her name was Ziva, a brindle Boxer with the most beautiful eyes. Peter and I had the pleasure of talking with her. I suspect she may have belonged to Georgia, another young assistant because that seemed to be the person from whom Ziva took her instructions.

Animal friendly ■ Then again she could have belonged to Chelsea who was busy stocking shelves. It was just so animal friendly with staff to match. I was tempted to buy Moosh a new collar, but as he loses every collar I put on him, I bought him a felt mouse instead – one with huge whiskers. Of course, Moosh took one look at the mouse and it has not been seen again. I suspect that it will be this mouse that has blocked up the vacuum cleaner With cold weather almost here, it may pay you to look at the range of dog kennels if you are one of those owners who like their dog to stay outdoors.

Savings galore ■ Your dog is part of the family and it makes you feel good to buy something nice for them. The kennels have been marked down, and some are so big even the man of the house would be happy to spend time in it. I took the chance to browse and check out the prices, and really you can save an enormous amount on the weekly bill for your animals.

I signed up to be a member of the Warehouse and for that I’ll receive weekly offers, news and information about the latest products. Also I’ll be advised about special deals and e-offers delivered straight to your door. The big barn that I attended is located at 755 Riversdale Rd, Camberwell – opposite Safeway. The telephone number is 9066 1111.

Tai Chi for cats ■ Being able to buy online and pick up in store is a boon. I know I’ve raved on a bit, but we animal lovers have to stick together. Check out Mypetwarehouse.com.au and you will see that every thing that you could wish for animals is in stock. And if you meet Chris, check out the big smile and his attention to his customers. Tell him that the product he sold me has done the trick and Moosh is dandruff free. And my other news is that Moosh is catching up on his sleep now that he isn’t kept awake all night with his scratching. I used to wonder when I watched Moosh stretch his long elegant legs for grooming, if he wasn’t a reincarnation of a Parisian bluebell nightclub dancer. Perhaps he is. Then again, I think that Tai Chi is more his thing these days considering his age. Happy browsing. - Yvonne Contact: Editor, Melbourne Observer P.O. Box 1278, Research, 3095.


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■ It is amazing that a Hollywood actor who only made three films in his lifetime could become such a cult figure - most teenagers of the modern generation are aware of James Dean who died almost 60 years ago. James Byron Dean was born in Marion, Indiana, on February 8, 1931. His mother died when James was nine and his father sent him to live with his aunt and uncle on a farm in Fairmount, Indiana. After finishing High School he studied drama at University in California. James decided to become a professional actor and was cast in several uncredited films. His first speaking role was in the Martin and Lewis comedy Sailor Beware. James moved to New York and played several roles in television productions. He studied at the famous Lee Strasberg acting school. When director Elia Kazan was casting the film East of Eden, James was suggested for the lead role of Cal Trask. Elia was looking for a young ‘Marlon Brando’ type of actor but soon realised during the audition that James Dean and had his own unique acting style. He won the role and filming began in 1954. James ad-libbed his lines in some scenes which gave added realism and he created some great impromptu moments in the film through his creative genius. Sadly this was the only one of his films that he lived to see.

Whatever Happened To ... James Dean By Kevin Trask of 3AW and 96.5 Inner FM He immediately started work on his next film Rebel Without A Cause and co-starred with Natalie Wood and Sal Mineo. This film was very popular with teenagers and as I was a teenager at that time I wanted to be just like James Dean. He played an angry misunderstood character and once again gave a brilliant performance. His interests included acting, bull fighting and car racing. In 1955 he started work on his final film Giant and starred opposite Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson and former child star Jane Withers. In a recent radio interview with Jane Withers I discussed her memories of James Dean. Jane told me he was a "loner" and he would

● James Dean visit her house to enjoy the family life atmosphere with her children and husband. She read passages from the Bible with him and they had great discussions about religion. She used to wash his clothes and the last time Jane saw James she said she had a premonition she would never see him again. Jane began to cry during the interview and I was deeply moved for her. Jane still has one of his shirts that she was washing for him at the time of his death. Jane Withers is a beautiful person. On September 30, 1955, James Dean and his mechanic Rolf Wütherich were driving in a brand new Porsche 550 Spyder on their way to Salinas for a sports car race. They were involved in a head on collision at dusk at the junction of Route 41 and Route 46. James was pulled from the sports car wreckage but Rolf had been thrown clear. There were no safety belts in those days. Both men were raced to a hospital 45-km away in the same ambulance. Sadly James Dean was pronounced dead upon arrival. A series of photographs have emerged over

the years taken on the day James Dean died. There is one of him filling the sports car with petrol at a service station. He was booked for speeding two hours before the accident but at the time of the crash it was determined he was not speeding and was not under the influence of alcohol. Shortly before he died James filmed a road safety community television spot with Gig Young. At the end of the segment instead of saying the line, "The life you save may be your own" he ad-libbed, "Take it easy driving, the life you might save might be mine". James Dean is buried in Fairmount, Indiana, near his uncle's farm where he grew up. Ironically Rolf Wütherich died in a car crash in 1981 at the age of 53. He had suffered mental health issues as a result of the accident 26 years earlier. James Dean received a posthumous Academy Award nomination for Best Actor in a Leading Role for his performance in East of Eden. After his untimely death he became a Hollywood cult legend. Kevin Trask The Time Tunnel - with Bruce & Phil Sundays at 8.20pm on 3AW That's Entertainment - 96.5FM Sundays at 12Noon 96.5FM is streaming on the internet. To listen, go to www.innerfm.org.au and follow the prompts.

Opal beauty speaks all languages ■ Over the years, and especially when I operated my opal shop in Alice Springs, I've had many dozens of attractive and affable young ladies in my life. It just so happens that it is a sad situation that Australians don't like our national gemstone, the opal, so approximately 90 per cent of my customers have always been overseas

overseas visitors. Whilst I speak perfect American, right down to y'all, I'm not so hot on German or Italian or French, and many visitors to Central Australia fall into these categories, mostly German and Swiss. So, of course, that requires a necessity for my sales girls to be fluent in the appropriate language. So, hence the bevy of attractive young ladies -

Pith And Point Special ambulance on display ■ In commemorating the centenary of the outbreak of World War I, a military ambulance used on the Western Front during the Great War is on display at Melbourne Museum for the first time. First introduced by the British Army in the 1870s, the horse-drawn military ambulance could carry up to a dozen injured soldiers. It is a special feature of the upcoming long-term exhibition World War I: Love And Sorrow, opening in late August. “There were a remarkable number of ambulances used in the World War I and although they played a vital role on the battlefield, this is a little-known aspect of the war,” said Deborah Tout-Smith, Exhibition Curator. “This ambulance, on show for the first time in Melbourne, was a highly specialised vehicle designed to transport sick and wounded soldiers. “It could carry up to 12 sitting patients or four on stretchers, and it housed a large water tank in a box under the rear tailgate.” Ambulance wagons used in the Great War sacrificed comfort for strength in providing wheeled transport over rough terrains but they provided practical accommodation for the wounded. This particular model of ambulance on display at Melbourne Museum, known as the British Mark VI Ambulance Wagon, was a typical ambulance used to transport injured soldiers from battlefields to hospitals. “This restored ambulance wagon, on loan from the Australian War Memorial is a very significant object in their collection. We are honoured to have this vehicle on dis-

● The British Mark VI Ambulance Wagon is on loan from the Australian War Memorial. Image: Museum Victoria play at Melbourne Museum during the centenary of the First World War,” said Dr Patrick Greene, CEO, Museum Victoria. World War I: Love And Sorrow features the real life stories of eight individuals set against the backdrop of the world’s most destructive conflict. Visitors are invited to choose one of these stories to follow through the fateful four years of conflict and its aftermath via an innovative app downloaded onto a Smartphone. The Museum Victoria team has worked closely with Art Processors (developers of the MONA “O”) to create this beacon interactive technology, enabling visitors to receive moment-by-moment content as they move through the exhibition. The app allows visitors to experience the war through the eyes of a mother awaiting the return of her son; brothers from Tyers River fighting on the Western Front, and a Jewish German soldier on the other side of that same front. Each of the eight stories gives the visitor a layered insight into the war June 28 marks the centenary of the assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand, an event that sparked the outbreak of World War I.

all visitors to our shores. It seems that, uncannily, international ladies are still on our agenda, even in Melbourne where most of our visitors are American and Brits. So now we've ended up with two delightful young lassies - Christabel, from the UK, who can entertain our British visitors till the cows come home, and Amber, a Canadian damsel from Montreal who also speaks French and can make any Parisian feel right at home. Even though it's not really appropriate, I often guide our male customers in their direction - they're much more interested in them than they are in me. ■ There are episodes in my life which have caused me grief and sadness - the loss of a loved one or a loved dog - I have grieved greatly. However last week I found myself, while not actually in grief, but certainly sadness - I sold my trusty Hyundai Getz. I'd had it for a few years, having purchased it on a fuel economy drive, and it had 299,000 kms on the clock, and it ferried me along the Stuart Highway from Alice Springs and Coober Pedy to Melbourne on countless occasions, faithfully carrying me hither and yon. It didn't do any off road travel - just one trip to Trephina Gorge. My mate Keith McGowan was ever disdainful of my favourite little vehicle - he called it the ‘Noddy car’ - "just hit a sparrow in that and it would disintegrate," he lampooned. However it never missed a beat I'm sure it knew its own way home. So now my mate Trev can guide it around the streets of Cheltenham, and I trust that it will still be treated in the same regal manner, and with the affection that it deserves. ■ I had to briefly enter hospital last week, and I was constantly asked "Who is your local GP?" and people are constantly asking me about this level and that level, blood pressure and cholesterol readings. No idea. For the past few decades since I dabbled away at New Agie stuff and its attendant hocus pocus I have hardly been to a doctor. Whether, in the end, I'm proven to be right in warding off any ailments with methods other than my non-existent GP would advise, time will tell.

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with Nick Le Souef Lightning Ridge Opals 175 Flinders Lane, Melbourne Phone 9654 4444 www.opals.net.au But you can't cure a couple of wisdom teeth with honey and cider vinegar. So it was off to Dr Andrew Bridgman, who was ably assisted by Dr Doug Wells, the anaesthetist, who poked and prodded around in my hand for a vein to insert his sharp little probe. He began to tell me an opal tale as he was doing this, but I was out like a light before he finished! However, eventually all was revealed - his wife Kristen had an aunt out from the US. She had purchased an opal about 20 years ago only to find, upon her return home, that she'd been duped. I have occasionally encountered such situations in my own business. It begins with me selling an opal to a US citizen, and she's taken it back to her local jeweller for an appraisal, or a check up on my validity. Several times I've had a cross letter back from a customer, telling me that they've been told I've sold her a fake. Obviously my dander has arisen on such occasions.

“I will also require yourself as a witness in any further proceedings." This always sees an end to the matter.

■ I have always been accused of selling the customer a doublet, a thin slice of natural clear white opal which has been glued to a backing of black glass, or natural dark rock or petrified wood. This is done to make a white opal look like a solid boulder, or black opal, which have these backings naturally, and which are of much higher value. I have always replied that my name and reputation have been maligned and impugned via an opinion of ignorance on the part of their "adviser", and, though I detest the increasingly litigious nature of our society, I must nevertheless contemplate further action, so "can you please supply me with the name and address of this individual - I will also require yourself as a witness in any further proceedings." This always sees an end to the matter.

■ Then I further mentioned to Doug that I'd once had a next door neighbour, Kev Moriarty, who was also in his business - in fact whenever an animal at the Melbourne Zoo needed some surgical attention, Kev was called in to assist in the operation and put the gorilla or the tiger to sleep. A good mate, he would often drop over with his wife Val, and we would gently euthanase ourselves with a good French red or two. They came to visit me in Alice a few years ago, and set out for a quiet camp at a seemingly deserted out-ofthe-way spot near the Olgas. However, to their dismay, a big caravan pulled up right beside them with a couple of grey nomads intent on being friendly and chatty over a few cups of tea, which is the last thing Kev and Val felt like. So Val quietly said to the kids:"Ignore what's about to happen." She then let fly with a tirade of abuse towards them. The grey nomads witnessed this horror and quickly relocated their van and their cups of tea up to the other end of the park. - Nick Le Souef ‘The Outback Legend’


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