The Local Paper. North-West Edition. Wed., Mar. 19, 2025

HOSPITAL EXPANSION SO IMPORTANT: MP

■ “Nobody should have to sit in a waiting room for hours on end,” Tarneit MLA Dylan Wight has told State Parliament.

He said at the expansion of the Werribee Mercy Hospital “is so important to the people of Tarneit and Hoppers Crossing”.

“I had the pleasure of joining the Minister for Health Infrastructure and the fantastic new member for Werribee at the Werribee Mercy Hospital,” Mr Wight said.

“This hospital is the main service provider for families in my area of Tarneit and Hoppers Crossing and has been the receiver of a major upgrade to its emergency department by the Allan Labor Government

“If you have been to the Werribee Mercy yourself, you would know just how hard the staff work to treat as many people as they possibly can.

“This expansion is part of a $280 million investment into two emergency department expansion projects and will provide 34 new treatment spaces at the Mercy,” Mr Wight said.

TEENS CHARGED OVER DEANSIDE BURGS

Observances

■ Greenvale MLA Iwan Walters has spoken in State Parliament about religiopus observances in his electorate:

“This is a profoundly important time for people of faith across Greenvale , with Ramadan again aligning in 2025 with the Christian Lenten period.

“For tens of thousands in Greenvale’s Eastern Christian, Catholic and Orthodox communities, Great Lent began with Clean Monday, while the Western Christian liturgical year will see thousands more, including me, observing Ash Wednesday and the start of Lent,” Mr Walters said.

■ Melton Crime Investigation Unit detectives have charged three youths following a series of alleged aggravated burglaries in Deanside on Tuesday (Mar. 11).

Investigators have been told that properties in Italianate Avenue, Kalinda Avenue and Marlee Drive were broken into during the early hours.

An orange 2016 Ford Mustang, registration GTM-496 and a white 2014 Porsche Magan registration BUV-992 were stolen from the Italianate Avenue address.

A grey 2023 Great Wall LDV registration 1UB-3ET, was stolen from the Kalinda Avenue address while wallets were stolen from Marlee Drive.

At this stage the vehicles are yet to be recovered.

Three boys were arrested in Mambourin about10.30am on Tuesday.

A 17-year-old from the Wyndham area has been charged with home invasion and theft of motor vehicle.

He was remanded to appear at a children’s court at a later date.

Two 16-year-old boys from the Wyndham area have been charged with handle stolen goods and will appear before a children’s court at a later date.

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Dylan Wight, Tarneit MLA

Diversity Week

■ Maribyrnong Council will host a series of free events to celebrate Cultural Diversity Week from March 17-23.

✔BANS ON MAYOR, DONE IN SECRET, ARE ALARMING

■ ■ ■ News coming out of Melbourne’s northern suburbs should ring alarm bells loudly in every Victorian muncipality.

A paid employee, Whittlesea Council CEO Craig Lloyd, banned elected Mayor Cr Aidan McLindon from Council premises.

Councillors - most of them new and inexperienced - were ordered to keep the goings-on confidential.

The public were not to be told. This had the effect that the community were unaware that their local democracy had been halted.

Cultural Diversity Week will be celebrated with events including a multicultural picnic, a Creative Places artwork display, cultural games day and more – all of which foster learning, dialogue and relationships between cultures, says the Council.

The Local Paper broke the news on its website. The Local Paper published the secret letter from the CEO to the Mayor.

A Williamstown man secured $1.2 million in Tattslotto. The resident held one of the four Division One winning entries in the March 8 draw. Each winning entry pocketed $1,262,948.41. The man said he would put his prize towards his retirement. His winning marked 12-game entry was purchased from Altona Lotto, 88 - 90 Pier St Altona.

✖Hobsons Bay City Council says that it is extremely disappointed in the State Government’s announcement that the Champion Rd level crossing removal will go ahead. The Council has long advocated against the proposed closure of the thoroughfare between Newport and Williamstown, echoing the strong sentiment of the community. For several years, the Council has presented alternative options for Champion Rd to avoid closing the important junction.

Letters

Thanks Coburg Hill

Sir,

I wish to express my thanks and appreciation to the wonderful people at the Coburg Hill Shopping Centre last Thursday, March6 , who assisted me after I tripped over in the driveway and injured my temple.

I am very thankful for everyone who came to my aid but especially to John who kindly drove to the caravan park to pick up my wife, to Ruksha and the chef at Degani who brought ice for me and replaced our meals, to Rosa and Cameron from Woolworths for calling the ambulance and staying with me and Natalie and Lucas from The Old Postie Barbers who brought washers to help stop the bleeding.

I also thank the professional care from the two ambulance officers who attended to me and arranged transport to Heidelberg Urgent Care Clinic where the Tri-age nurse, Hellen , and Doctor, Frank , glued and dressed my wounds.

Thanks to the caring support we were able to continue our holiday in Victoria and I am healing up well.

- Jeff Brown, Yass, NSW

The CEO took away the Mayor’s support staff, locked him out of the office, removed his transport, prohibited him from talking with other Councillors, and introduced other measures that effectively stopped the elected Mayor from doing his job.

Most disturbing was all of this was done in secret. All other

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The Local Paper posed a number of questions in writing last week to the CEO. At press deadline time, he had not answered any of them. Democracy should not be overthrown like this by one man.

- Ash Long,

Editor

Assault on Ballarat Rd

● ● Police want to speak with this man

■ Police are investigating after a man was left with serious facial injuries following an assault in Sunshine North

It is believed a delivery driver was at a fastfood restaurant on Ballarat Rd when he was pushed by an unknown offender about 1.45am on February 1.

The pair got into a physical altercation where the offender punched and kicked the victim, before tackling him to the ground.

The victim, a 31-year-old Springvale man, sustained facial injuries and was taken to hospital for treatment.

The unknown offender fled the scene, last spotted running along Ballarat Rd.

He is perceived to be Middle Eastern/Indian, in his 30’s, about 175cm tall with a solid build.

He was last seen wearing a black cap, black t-shirt, navy pants, gold necklace and has a religious cross tattoo on right arm.

Police have released CCTV footage in the hope anyone who witnessed the assault or was in the area at the time will come forward to assist with their enquiries.

Brooklyn crash

■ Police are investigating a single vehicle crash with multiple injuries in Brooklyn late on Tuesday night (Mar. 11). Emergency services responded to reports of a white Volkswagen Polo crashing into a pole at the intersection of McDonald and Somerville Rds about 10.45pm.

The driver and two passengers from the VW were taken to hospital with serious injuries. The investigation into the circumstances surrounding the crash remains ongoing.

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In 1983, Ash Long was Editor of the Bacchus Marsh-Melton Express newspaper.

In earlier years, he had been Manager of a number of local newspapers including the Brunswick Sentinel and Coburg Courier.

Later, he was approached to be Editor of the Western News, and he also was in charge of the Advertiser and News-Pix Weekender titles.

Ash Long has wide knowledge of the people in the North-West.

Some 40 years on, in 2024, Ash Long continues his lifetime of community service, as Publisher of The Local Paper group, which has localised newspapers across 40 local government areas covering all Melbourne suburbs, the Mornington Peninsula and beyond.

He was involved with the Australian Suburban Newspapers’ Association, later becoming a National Judge.

In 1983, he branched out on his own, developing newspapers across Victoria.

In the intervening years, there have been successes (and a few stumbles!)

In 2002, Long reinvograted the

Barry Browne and Ash Long at the Bacchus Marsh-Melton Express in 1983. Melbourne Observer newspaper. It continues today as a free section within all editions of The Local Paper. There have been other involvements with TV, radio and online projects. Decades on, Ash Long and his Local Paper team remain committed to providing the best possible service to readers and clients.

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BALLARAT

The 1956 Chevvy

■ Detectives from the Ballarat Divisional Response Unit have reunited a man with his treasured 1956 Chevrolet Sedan, after a public appeal helped track down the stolen vehicle.

The vintage car which held deep sentimental value for the family, was stolen from a property in Smythes Creek on February 27. Following an appeal for information, members from the local community provided crucial information to detectives, including CCTV footage showing the vehicle being towed by a white Toyota Landcruiser through Lal Lal.

After conducting a thorough investigation, detectives executed a search warrant at a property in Lal Lal, where they discovered a shipping container concealing the stolen Chevrolet.

A search warrant was also executed at a property in Nintingbool where police arrested a 38-year-old Nintingbool man. Police also seized four dirt bikes which were allegedly stolen. He was charged with theft of a motor vehicle, burglary, handle stolen goods, criminal damage, theft, possess methamphetamine, possess cannabis, possess controlled weapon, and cultivate narcotic plant. He was remanded to appear before the Ballarat Magistrates’ Court on Friday (Mar. 14)

Sergeant Samuel Young – Ballarat Divisional Response Unit, said: “Today, police had the pleasure of reuniting the owner with his beloved car, and we can’t thank the community enough for their assistance with this investigation.

“We understand how distressing it is to have something so valuable stolen, especially when it holds deep sentimental value. Our team was determined to reunite this car with its rightful owner, and we are pleased to see it safely returned.

“This case is a great reminder that even the smallest piece of information can make a big difference,” sGT yOUNG SAID.

ELDERLY WOMAN SCAMMED: $130,000 TAKEN BY MAN

■ Bass Coast Crime Investigation Unit detectives are appealing for public assistance after a 91-year-old woman was scammed out of more than $130,000.

The woman from Foster received a phone call from a person purporting to be from her bank on September 19.

The scam caller advised the woman that fraudulent charges had been made on her account, before they attended her property to collect her bank card on the same day.

The offender then used the stolen card to purchase gift cards at a number of stores in Airport West, Altona, Bacchus Marsh, Balaclava, Caulfield, Chadstone, Corio, Deer Park, Elsternwick, Essendon, Footscray, Geelong, Maribyrnong, Hoppers Crossing, Malvern, Moonee Ponds, Point Cook, Port Melbourne Spotswood, Sunshine, Werribee, Williamstown and Yarraville between September 19-23

Investigators believe the offender used the victim’s card more than 130 times before it was cancelled.

Police have released images of a man that they believe may be able to assist with their enquiries.

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BOX HILL

Blood van stolen

■ Police have charged a man after a blood transportation van was alleged to have been stolen on Wednesday (Mar. 12).

It is alleged the man stole the pathology vehicle, that was transporting blood donations, from Elgar Rd in Box Hill about 8pm.

The vehicle allegedly fled the scene and was in the Richmond area.

The driver allegedly dumped the moving vehicle on Bridge Rd about 9pm.

The van rolled and crashed into raised concrete at a tram stop.

There were no injuries and the blood donations were not compromised.

The alleged driver attempted, in-vein, to flee on foot and was soon allegedly caught.

A 28-year-old Box Hill man was arrested and charged with theft of a motor vehicle and wilful damage.

He was bailed to appear at Ringwood Magistrates’ Court on June 2.

BRAYBROOK

Campervans taken

■ Maribyrnong Crime Investigation Unit detectives are investigating a burglary and theft of more than $1M worth of campervans in Braybrook

It is believed seven Mercedes Sprinter campervans were stolen from a business on Ashley St between February 23-26.

Each van is estimated to be worth about $150,000.

Four of the campervans were recovered in the Footscray, Flemington and Kensington areas.

Three campervans remain outstanding with Victorian registrations 1QH5ES, 1PZ2LZ and 1PZ2NJ, however the registration plates may have since been removed, altered, or changed.

Investigators have released images of the outstanding campervans. The investigation remains ongoing.

● ● ● Police want to speak with this man.

Unprecedented steps against elected Cr.

● ● The covering sheet of a fourpage ‘Confidential’ letter from Whittlesea CEO Craig Lloyd to Mayor Cr Aidan McLindon, published in this issueby ‘The Local Paper’ as a matter of public interest.

Aidan McLindon was voted in by the public as Councillor for the Kirrip Ward of the City of Whittlesea at the municipal elections last October.

He received an extraordinary 5662 (54.49 per cent) of first preference votes, the biggest share of any candidate across the entire City.

Further, Cr McLindon was elected as Mayor by his Councillor peers on November 19 last year.

Cr McLindon, raised in Eden Park, joined the Army Reserves as an infantry soldier based at 9RQR, was elected to Logan City Council, and was elected to the Queensland Parliament.

City of Whittlesea Chief Executive Officer Craig Lloyd has taken extraordinary and unprecedented steps to slow Cr McLindon fulfilling his responsibilities as a Mayor and Councillor.

In what one pundit described as “the tail wagging the dog”, Mr Lloyd has effectively banned Cr McLindon from carrying out most duties entrusted to him by the ratepayers.

Has Mr Lloyd placed himself above elected Councillors, the very people who have the authority to hire and fire him?

Cr McLindon may certainly have made some political mis-steps such as nominating for State Parliament, but as his colleague Cr Christine Stow pointed out at a Council meeting last month, every person has right to do so.

Has Mr Lloyd given room for Cr McLindon to enjoy a presumption of innocence over the complaints levelled at him?

Mr Lloyd gives himself no margin for error. If he is proven to be wrong or unfair in any of these matters, his position becomes untenable. What is particularly disturbing is that Mr Lloyd appears to have wanted to have kept these important local governance matters secret from the public, who are entitled to know if their local Mayor and Councillor is being prevented from carrying out his sworn duties.

- Ash Long, Editor

CEO GOES TO WAR WITH ELECTED MAYOR

● ● Whittlesea Council CEO and part-time country music artist Craig Lloyd

■ Craig Lloyd, $400,000-a-year Chief Executive Officer of Whittlesea City Council, has gone to war with the elected Mayor, Cr Aidan McLindon.

Mr Lloyd has accused Cr McLindon of:

■ ‘intimidating behaviour’,

■ ‘unduly aggressive questioning’,

■ ‘aggressive behaviour’,

■ having made allegations of corrupt behaviour against the Council as an organisation,

■ having made allegations of corrupt behaviour against Council colleagues,

■ having made allegations of corrupt behaviour against Mr Lloyd,

■ intimidating Councillors during phone calls, “threatening them with with integrity agency investigations”,

■ “possible serious misconduct”

■ “leaking confidential and personal information” including Mr Lloyd’s home address.

Mr Lloyd has accused Cr McLindon of endangering “the safety and wellbeing of some Councillors”.

Has Cr McLindon been given a presumption of innocence? Mr Lloyd wrote that Cr McLindon had claimed “without evidence, the political party of which they are members are ‘targeting’” Cr McLindon.

Mr Lloyd has not presented any evidence to the public that Cr McLindon has no such evidence. Indeed, Mr Lloyd has not commented to the public at all about the bans that he has placed on Cr McLindon.

The Local Paper is not suggesting any wrongdoing on the part of Mr Lloyd or Cr McLindon, only that each party is at odds with the other’s viewpoints.

Mr Lloyd, a former London policeman, says that comments by Cr McLindon have “had the effect of impacting my personal wellbeing”.

Cr McLindon has previously published on social media that he has taken a number of issues to Victoria Police, and made a report to the Independent Broad-based Anti-Corruption Commission.

Cr McLindon (The Local Paper, Mar. 5) claimed that he had received a death threat.

Mr Lloyd said Cr McLindon’s linking of the ‘targeting’ with Councillors belonging to a political party placed them in danger.

Cr McLindon is a primary school teacher, with additional experience over the past decade in secondary schools. He specialises in Student Wellbeing.

Mr Lloyd has made written claims that he is in “genuine fear”of meeting Cr McLindon in person.

Mr Lloyd is deemed to have published his ‘confidential’ letter, having sent copies to Municipal Monitors, Jude Munro and Peita Duncan.

Legal sources have questioned the ‘confidential’ status of Mr Lloyd’s letter, given that it is a subject of undoubted public interest.

Mr Lloyd has claimed ‘confidential’ status over his letter, quoting from the Local Government Act.

One legal source said that such correspondence can only be deemed to have ‘confidential’ status if all parties involved agree to that pre-condition.

Mr Lloyd’s letter continued with further allegations against the Mayor: “You have endangered the safety and wellbeing of your colleagues by alleging, on social media, that the response from ‘one’ of 10 Councillors was unacceptable and inconsistent with the Model Councillor Code of Conduct when sharing the hardship suffered by your family some time ago.

“Stipulating ‘one’ unnamed Councillor puts all 10 Councillors at risk, and may increase speculation on which of your colleagues is neing referenced,” Mr Lloyd said.

Mr Lloyd accused the Mayor of “intentionallly or recklessly” misquoting information during the February 4 Council briefing.

Mr Lloyd accused Cr McLindon of “undermining me in a public form, and risking my own health and wellbeing.”

McLindon banned from City offices

■ ■ ■ ■ Whittlesea Council CEO Craig Lloyd has: ■

■ BANNED the Mayor, Cr McLindon, from attending, in person, any Council meeting, briefing or induction/training session, or Committee meeting. ■

■ ■ PROHIBITED the Mayor from personally attending external Committees as the representative of the Council. ■

FORBIDDEN the Mayor from contacting other Councillors other than via email from his official Council email address. The prohibition includes phone calls, text messages “or any other form of communication”.

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DISALLOWED the Mayor from contacting any Council officer in person, except in the case of My Teams/Zoom meetings.

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■ ■ BLOCKED any contact between the Mayor to Mr Lloyd, except by emails using official email addresses.

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■ ■ STOPPED the Mayor from contacting from contacting Council’s Executive Manager Officer of CEO and Council, Jacinta Stevens, except by email for specific purposes.

■ ■ INSTRUCTED the Mayor that he may not refer, directly or implied, to the name of any Councillor or officer, “in any online social media posts or media comment or statement”.

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■ ■ ■ OUTLAWED the Mayor from sharing Mr Lloyd’s February 24 letter to Cr McLindon.

Mr Lloyd seemingly made himself the judge and jury regarding the matters: “The above measures will be in place until March 24, 2025, and will then be reviewed,” he wrote.

“Hopefully - depending on your conduct between now and then - the measures can then be relaxed or removed altogether.”

Mr Lloyd’s letter did not appear to offer Cr McLindon any options for alternative steps if he disagreed with the CEO’s determinations or methods.

Council in Crisis

Health,

wellbeing at risk: CEO

●

● Craig Lloyd

■ In his letter to Mayor Cr Aidan McLindon, City of Whittlesea CEO Craig Lloyd makes multiple references to Mr Loyd’s health and wellbeing being affected by their differences.

Mr Lloyd said Cr McLindon undermined Mr Lloyd at a public forum on February 18.

“This trend to intentionally or recklessly misquote me continued in our meeting on February 17, as well as emails sent to me more recently.

Bullying claim

“This continued and sustained misrepresentation, some is public settings, is persistent and constitutes bullying,” Mr Lloyd said.

Mr Lloyd continued his attack on Cr McLindon: “You have released confidential security information ion multiple-community group forums onloine (for example, the number of security officers I arrange for Council meetings when meetings are assessed as ‘high’ risk), which you knew, or should have reasonably known, was confidential ... placing ... the public ... at risk”.

● Aidan McLindon, Whittlesea Mayor

Melbournewide

GREATER

Crop

up in smoke

■ The Australian Taxation Office, with support from Victoria Police’s VIPER Taskforce and the Australian Border Force, has seized and destroyed over 16 tonnes of illicit tobacco, with an estimated excise value of nearly $35 million.

Two search warrants were executed on Thursday, March 6, at a property in Merrigum. A search of the property revealed two illicit tobacco crops in excess of 13 acres, which is equivalent to almost 12 football fields in size.

Victoria Police Detective Acting Superintendent Craig Darlow said: “We have made it clear that we will target anyone at any level across the state who is involved in the distribution and sale of illicit tobacco, and that involves regional Victoria.

“These seizures – and their potential value of almost $35 million in avoided excise – are significant, and their impact will undoubtedly be felt by the organised crime groups operating in this state. They will also provide further avenues of enquiry for Victoria Police

“We are doing absolutely everything we can to target syndicate leaders, directors, facilitators and organisers responsible for this criminal offending to make involvement in illicit tobacco as unattractive a proposition as possible.”

“Disrupting these syndicates and putting a stop to their criminality remains a priority for Victoria Police and it is critical that we continue to work with our law enforcement partners including the ATO and ABF on this,” said Acting Superintendent Darlow.

ATO Assistant Commissioner Jade Hawkins commended the actions of those who initially alerted the ATO to the property.

“Community tip-offs are one of our best sources of information as they provide us and our partner agencies with crucial information to assist in the fight against illicit tobacco.

“The significant outcomes of these raids are another positive step forward in the ongoing work to detect, disrupt and dismantle organised crime syndicates who use profits from illicit tobacco to fund other, more serious illegal activities,” Ms Hawkins said.

ABFActing Commander Tori Rosemond said it is estimated organised crime groups control 75 per cent of the illicit tobacco market in Australia and it can generate significant profits.

“We are detecting and seizing massive quantities of illicit tobacco on a daily basis at the border, but this alone cannot stem the supply, which is why we work side-by-side our partners to stamp out these home-grown illicit operations,” Acting Commander Rosemond said.

This joint effort demonstrates the commitment the ATO, Victoria Police, and ABF share in combatting illicit tobacco production and protecting the community from the associated harms.

This activity is a direct result of a tip-off from a community member to Victoria Police, who then passed it on to the ATO. BASS COAST

Rescue twist

■ Wonthaggi police have a charged woman with a number of offences after she was rescued while fishing in Foster in the early hours of Monday, March 3.

It is believed the woman drove to Foster Beach and got into trouble while fishing for garfish at Foster Beach sometime overnight.

Officers have been told the woman, who was wearing waders, was approximately 200 metres from shore when she sunk in the mud as the tide rose.

The woman, who was unable to move in the mud, was yelling for help for over an hour before she was luckily spotted by two passersby who had arrived at the beach to gaze at the stars.

Emergency services attended and assessed the woman, who was cold but otherwise uninjured. Upon police arrival, officers noticed her vehicle was not registered.

Police will allege the vehicle also had a stolen licence plate on the front, and a cancelled licence plate belong to another vehicle on the rear.

ATTEMPT TO IMPORT METH BUSTED BY AFP

■ The Australian Federal Police have charged a Melbourne man for his alleged role in an unsuccessful scheme to import methamphetamine infused in paraffin wax destined for Australia.

This marks the first charges laid under a new taskforce between the AFP and Royal Malaysian Police to combat international drug smuggling.

The man, 31, appeared before Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on Friday (Mar. 14) charged with drug and firearm offences.

These charges are the first laid under Taskforce Tiger, which was formalised in late 2024 between the AFP and Royal Malaysia Police to combat the illicit drug trade.

It targets narcotics trafficked between Australia and Malaysia, through real-time intelligence sharing, joint operational activity and enhanced training programs.

Operation Tiger-Milang, as part of the taskforce, began in January stemming from ongoing collaboration between the AFP and the Dubai Police targeting suspect containers originating from Iran

The AFP alerted the RMP in Kuala Lumpur, who quickly identified two shipping containers and seized 166, drums containing paraffin wax, weighing about 32 tonnes.

The wax, which was destined for Australia, allegedly tested positive for methamphetamine. The exact amount is subject to forensic analysis by RMP.

RMP officers removed the drugs and barrels, and the consignment continued on to Port Botany, Sydney, arriving on February 24. AFP officers in Sydney reconstructed the barrels and placed them back in the original shipping containers.

On March 11, half of the consignment consisting of 88 drums was redirected to a warehouse in Rowville

AFP members conducted a controlled delivery on March 13. Police will allege the Endeavour Hills man took possession of the consignment before he was then arrested.

AFP officers executed search warrants shortly after and seized a sawn-off shot gun, ammunition, and electronic devices which will be subject to further forensic examination.

The man was subsequently charged with:

■ One count of attempting to possess a commercial quantity of unlawfully imported bordercontrolled drugs, contrary to subsection 307.5(1) of the Criminal Code (Cth);

■ Cultivating a narcotic plant, the plant being a border-controlled drug, namely cannabis, and the quantity being a trafficable quantity, contrary to subsection 72b of the Drugs, Poisons and Controlled Substances Act 1981 (Vic);

■ Possessing a firearm, contrary to subsection five of the Firearms Act 1996 (Vic); and Possessing cartridge ammuni-

GREATER BENDIGO

Teens to face Court

■ Detectives from the Bendigo Crime Investigation Unit arrested two people following two alleged assaults in Bendigo’s CBD

The two teenagers were arrested after an investigation into an alleged affray involving a group of teenagers on Bull St on February 9, where three victims were injured in the early hours of the morning.

In the first incident, a 28-year-old Bendigo man was allegedly assaulted by the group, sustaining serious injuries that required hospital treatment.

A second 28-year-old man, also from Bendigo, was allegedly attacked during the same incident. He suffered non-life-threatening injuries and was also taken to hospital.

The group then fled before approaching a 32-year-old Bendigo man at the intersection of Queen and Mitchell Sts around 1.45am, where they allegedly assaulted him.

Following an extensive investigation, local detectives have charged two individuals including:

■ A 16-year-old boy from Bendigo has been charged with 13 offences, including violent disorder, affray, intentionally causing injury, recklessly causing injury, and unlawful assault. He was bailed to appear at a children’s court at a later date.

■ An 18-year-old man from Kangaroo Flat has also been charged with 13 offences, including violent disorder, affray, intentionally causing injury, recklessly causing injury, and unlawful assault. He was bailed to appear at Bendigo Magistrates’ Court on June 6.

The investigation remains ongoing, and police anticipate further arrests.

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tion, contrary to subsection 124 of the Firearms Act 1996 (Vic). The maximum penalty for these offences is life imprisonment.

AFP Commander Kate Ferry said the AFP’s international network and collaboration with international authorities was a vital weapon in the fight against drug trafficking.

“We know Australia is an attractive target for these networks to import and supply illicit drugs, and the AFP’s global partnerships including with partners in the Middle East and Asia continue to harden the environment for organised crime syndicates operating in Malaysia who target Australia,” Commander Ferry said.

“Methamphetamine, like all illicit drugs, causes psychological, financial and social harm to users, their loved ones, and the broader community.

“Serious and organised crime cost up to $68.7 billion in 2022–2023, with illicit drug activity costing the highest at $18.7 billion.

“This includes costs associated with the importation, production and distribution of substances, purchasing drugs, and medical and lost output costs borne by users.

“The amount of narcotics seized in this operation is staggering and demonstrates the relentlessness of criminal syndicates who continue to pursue Australia for drug trafficking

ventures. These arrests and our partnership with RMP should serve as a reminder to criminals who believe they can import illicit drugs into Australia – we will find you, and you face spending a significant portion of your life in prison.

RMP Narcotics Crime Investigation Department Director, Commissioner of Police Dato’ Seri Khaw Kok Chin, said RMP was resolute in its mission to prevent Malaysia from being exploited as a transit hub for illicit drugs.

“Taskforce Tiger marks a new era of intelligence-driven enforcement, enabling decisive action through real-time collaboration with the AFP,” Commissioner Khaw said.

“The disruption of this significant shipment of methamphetamine is a clear demonstration of our unwavering commitment.

“We will continue to intensify joint operations, ensuring organised crime networks have no safe passage through our borders.”

Taskforce Tiger was formalised during the 92nd session of the INTERPOL General Assembly in Glasgow on November 6 lasst year, during a bi-lateral meeting between AFP Commissioner Reece Kershaw and RMP Inspector General of Police, Tan Sri Razarudin bin Husain.

Assault charges

■ Portland Crime Investigation Unit detectives have charged a man following two alleged carjackings and assaults in Portland Officers have been told a 35-year-old Portland man threw a rock at a café on Bentnick St about 8.20am on Tuesday (Mar. 11).

It is believed the man upturned a plate of food onto a woman who was eating at the business, before he approached another man who was driving nearby.

Police will allege the man opened the other man’s car door, before assaulting him and attempting to steal his car.

The second man, aged 49-years-old, was given medical treatment at the scene for nonlife-threatening injuries.

Officers believe that when he was unsuccessful in stealing the car, the man then approached a woman who was exiting her vehicle nearby.

Police will allege the man tried to assault the 45-year-old woman while he unsuccessfully attempted to steal her vehicle.

It is understood the man then approached another man who was walking nearby, before also assaulting him.

The man, aged 67-years-old, was taken to hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

The Portland man was arrested at the scene and has since been charged with attempted carjacking, attempted aggravated carjacking, affray and assault.

He was remanded to appear before Warrnambool Magistrates’ Court on June 13.

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Bonegilla crash

■ Police are investigating the circumstances surrounding a fatal crash in Bonegilla late Wednesday night (Mar. 12).

Emergency services responded to reports of a vehicle crashing on Mahers Rd about 11.30pm.

It is believed that the vehicle left the road and rolled.

The driver and sole occupant of the vehicle died at the scene.

Exact circumstances surrounding the crash are yet to be determined.

The investigation remains ongoing.

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■ The State Government says that it is getting on with delivering Australia’s biggest urban renewal project – releasing plans to boost social housing at the Flemington and North Melbourne precinct redevelopments.

Harriet Shing (pictured), Minister for Housing, announced that both projects will be delivered through the innovative Ground Lease Model – with social housing boosted by 39 per cent across the two sites.

The plan will deliver 400 social homes and up to 300 affordable homes along Racecourse Rd, Flemington – as well as a further 800 homes at Alfred St, North Melbourne, including at least 300 social homes, all to be completed by 2031.

Under the Ground Lease Model, Homes Victoria will lease the land to a community housing organisation to finance, design, build, manage and maintain the new housing for the next 40 years, after which time the homes revert to Homes Victoria management – this means that the land remains owned by the Government.

The Flemington development will be led by the Building Communities consortium.

The consortium is already helping deliver new homes on the site, along with the 359 social and affordable homes recently completed on Victoria St – allowing residents in the Flemington precinct the option to stay nearby.

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is calling for Expressions of Interest for the 800 homes North Melbourne development.

Demolition has commenced at Elgin St in Carlton, and relocations are underway at the next redevelopment sites at Malvern Rd in South Yarra and Highett St in Richmond, as well as low-rise homes at Anderson Ct, Williams Ct and Elizabeth St in Richmond

These projects will take place in stages and the Government is working with residents and the community.

This is on top of the Government’s $6.3 billion Big Housing Build and Regional Housing Fund –which is delivering 13,300 homes across Victoria with more than 10,100 homes already complete or underway.

Ms Shing said:

“We are continuing our work in partnership with not-for-profit housing providers to build hundreds of social and affordable homes in the communities where people want to live.”

“Increasing the volume of new social housing on these sites by 39 per cent will give more Victorians the modern, energy efficient, accessible, safe and secure homes they deserve.”

Good for women

■ Moonee Valley City Council has been named one of Australia’s best workplaces for women –the only local government organisation to make the Top 101.

Incorporating the traditions of the Brimbank Messenger (Est. 1956). Brimbank comprises Albanvale, Albion, Ardeer, Brooklyn (part), Cairnlea, Calder Park, Deer Park, Delahey, Derrimut, Hillside (part), Kealba, Keilor (part), Keilor Downs, Keilor East (part), Keilor Lodge, Keilor North, Keilor Park, Kings Park, St Albans, Sunshine, Sunshine North, Sunshine West, Sydenham, Taylors Lakes and Tullamarine (part). Brimbank is home to more than 194,319 people, living in approximately 69,275 homes.

HOBSONS BAY

Hobsons Bay comprises Altona, Altona Meadows, Altona North, Brooklyn, Laverton, Newport, Seabrook, Seaholme, South Kingsville, Spotswood, Williamstown and Williamstown North. Hobsons Bay is home to more than 88,788 people, living in approximately 37,183 homes.

HUME

Incorporating the traditions of the Hume Observer (Est. 1956). Hume comprises Attwood, Broadmeadows, Bulla, Campbellfield, Clarkefield (part), Coolaroo, Craigieburn, Dallas, Diggers Rest (part), Fawkner (part), Gladstone Park, Greenvale, Jacana, Kalkallo, Keilor (part), Meadow Heights, Melbourne Airport, Mickleham, Oaklands Junction, Roxburgh Park, Somerton, Sunbury, Tullamarine (part), Westmeadows, Wildwood and Yuroke. Hume is home to more than 197,376 people, living in approximately 67,399 homes.

MARIBYRNONG

Maribyrnong comprises Braybrook, Footscray, Kingsville, Maidstone, Maribyrnong, Seddon, Tottenham, West Footscray and Yarraville. Maribyrnong is home to more than 82,288 people, living in approximately 35,757 homes.

MELTON

Melton comprises Aintree, Bonnie Brook, Brookfield, Burnside, Burnside Heights, Caroline Springs, Cobblebank, Deanside, Diggers Rest, Exford, Eynesbury, Fieldstone, Fraser Rise, Grangefields, Harkness, Hillside, Kurunjang, Melton, Melton South, Melton West, Mount Cottrell, Parwan, Plumpton, Ravenhall, Rockbank, Strathtulloh, Taylors Hill, Thornhill Park, Toolern Vale, Truganina, Weir Views. Melton is home to more than 193,1557 people, living in approximately 60,363 homes.

MERRI-BEK

Incorporating the traditions of the Brunswick Sentinel (Est. 1936) and Coburg Courier (Est,. 1932) Merri-bek comprises Brunswick, Brunswick East, Brunswick West, Coburg, Coburg North, Fawkner, Glenroy, Gowanbrae, Hadfield, Oak Park, Pascoe Vale, and Pascoe Vale South. Merri-bek is home to more than 184,707 people, living in approximately 70,709 homes.

MOONEE VALLEY

Incorporating the traditions of the Moonee Valley Gazette (Est. 1888) Moonee Valley comprises Aberfeldie, Airport West, Avondale Heights, Ascot Vale, Essendon, Essendon Fields, Essendon North, Essendon West, Flemington, Keilor East, Moonee Ponds, Niddrie, Strathmore, Strathmore Heights and Travancore. Moonee Valley is home to more than 129,739 people, living in approximately 48,000 homes.

MOORABOOL

Moorabool comprises Bacchus Marsh, Ballan, Balliang, Balliang East, Barkstead, Blackwood, Bungaree, Clarendon, Dales Creek, Dunnstown, Elaine, Gordon, Greendale, Korweinguboora, Lal Lal, Mount Egerton, Myrniong, Wallace and Yendon.. Moorabool is home to more than 38,506 people, living in approximately 15,469 homes.

WYNDHAM

Incorporating the traditions of the Werribee Express (Est. 1896) Wyndham comprises Cocoroc, Eynesbury (part), Hoppers Crossing, Laverton (part), Laverton North, Little River (part), Mambourin, Mount Cottrell (part), Point Cook, Quandong, Tarneit, Truganina (part), Werribee, Werribee South, Williams Landing and Wyndham Vale. Wyndham is home to more than 309,125 people, living in approximately 100,366 homes.

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HUNDREDS MORE HOMES

■ The State Government has approved more than 300 homes across multiple sites in Melbourne and regional Victoria, providing more access to social and affordable housing for those who need it most.

Harriet Shing, Minister for Housing and Building, was in Heidelberg West on Sunday (Mar. 16) where the Government has approved 104 social and affordable homes for stage 1 of Bell-Bardia – a jointly funded development through the Big Housing Build and Federal Government's Social Housing Accelerator Program.

Ivanhoe MLA Anthony Carbines said: “We’re making housing more affordable for Victorian families, delivering 104 quality social and affordable homes close to jobs, transport and services in Heidelberg West.”

Bell-Bardia will provide modern and energy efficient homes, close to schools, public transport, community services, shopping centres, and the Austin Hospital.

In Brunswick East, the Minister for Planning fast tracked 109 more homes with 25 per cent affordable housing at 251-265 Lygon St and 1A Pitt St, through the Government’s Development Facilitation Program, which streamlines approvals for projects that boost the economy and create jobs

● ● ● ● Peter Henshall will become Grand Master of Freemasons Victoria at a gala event to take place this Saturday (Mar. 22) at the Sofitel On Collins.

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Leaders emerge

From Simon Kinch in Hobart

■ Three men emerged today as possible new Labor leaders.

Mr. Gair, Queensland Premier, said after the dramatic Hobart conference war that a new leader must be found.

"Evatt must go," he said.

Mr. Gair suggested Dr. Evatt step down in favour of Mr. Calwell, Federal deputy leader; Mr. Clarey, M.H.R. for Bendigo, or Senator McKenna (Tasmania).

Curtains for actor

■ A packed house saw a 2-ton fire curtain fell a visiting American negro dancer t the end of his act at the Tivoli Theatre, Bourke st., last night.

The audience gasped as the Negro, Norton Stoney, 24, reeled back with his head and ankle injured.

Stoney, one of the Norma Miller dancing troupe, was in a kneeling pose at the front of the stage when two fire men lowered the curtain for the intermission.

The solid curtain gashed his head and grazed his shoulder and ankle as it landed.

The audience saw Stoney drag his foot from beneath the curtain as he toppled back seconds before it hit the stage.

Churches burning

■ Camberwell clergymen will con sider setting up guards to watch their church buildings.

The Rev. A. W. R. Milligan, of the Methodist Church, said action was necessary, to prevent a repetition of recent ires which destroyed the Baptist church hall, Salvation Army Citadel, and St. John's church Police believe that a re ligious maniac may have started the spectacular fire which gutted St. John's Church of England, near Camberwell Junction, early yesterday.

The interior of the church was one of the most beauti ful in Melbourne.

The Rev. T. W. Thomas, the vicar. said it was im possible to assess the dam age, but he believed it would run into "many thousands of pounds."

Apart from the church building church treasures, which were irreplaceable, were lost. The fire was first noticed by an all-night tram driver soon after 4 a.m.

‘Extremely sensible decision’

Sir,

I would like to congratulate the current Councillors of Mitchell Shire for their extremely sensible decision to defund the Old Goulburn River Bridge project.

The commitment of approximately $7 million dollars of ratepayers money (includes interest on the borrowings ) with the hugely extensive whole of life maintenance costs, is definitely the right decision.

This project could not be justified financially, historically or through the use of common sense.

However this decision has come at an extremely high cost to ratepayers. It has cost us approximately $850,000 to escape this bridge contract.

At a time when basic infrastructure such as roads, frainage, footpaths etc are in dire need of financial support let alone the gross under funding of community volunteers.

In addition the astronomical population growth of this Shire requires infrastructure and jobs on a massive scale.

This money could have been directed to the Hilldene employment precinct where actual jobs could be created for Seymour. However, employment is required right across this Shire.

I am definitely no fan of bureaucracy or additional red tape but measures need to be put in place to prevent future acts , equating to financial irresponsibility.

Grant applications lodged by Council to Governments require what equates to a business case or justification for the money sort.

This project had nothing that could even vaguely be called a business case, no Government entity was even remotely interested in supplying substantial funding for the Bridge and lessons should be learnt.

Hopefully the new Council will take this point on board.

Once again Councillors congratulations on making a hard decision and all the best for the future.

- Bill Chisholm, Tooborac Past Councillor

Afghan bazaar

Sir,

Dandenong’s Afghan Bazaar has long been a cultural landmark, celebrating the rich heritage of Afghan Australians who have made Australia their home.

However, recent discussions about changing its name have sparked controversy, with some individuals attempting to rewrite history by claiming that the term ‘Afghan’ refers exclusively to Pashtuns

This notion is not only historically inaccurate but also undermines the collective identity of all ethnic groups who call Afghanistan home.

The term Afghan has been historically used to refer to all citizens of Afghanistan, regardless of their ethnic background.

This is reflected in official documents, international recognition, and historical accounts. Afghanistan is home to a diverse mix of ethnic groups, including Pashtuns, Tajiks, Uzbeks and Hazaras, all of whom have contributed to the country’s rich history and culture.

The claim that only Pashtuns should be identified as Afghans is a deliberate attempt to create division within a community that has already suffered immensely due to decades of war and displacement.

Historically, Afghanistan has been a multiethnic state, with its identity shaped by contributions from all ethnic groups.

From the Durrani Empire, which laid the foundations of modern Afghanistan, to the resistance against colonial forces and foreign invasions, all ethnic communities have played a role in shaping the country’s history.

Throughout history, the term Afghan has been used internationally to refer to all citizens of Afghanistan Afghan soldiers, traders, and diplomats representing the country overseas have always carried this identity, regardless of whether they were Pashtun, Tajik, Uzbek or Hazara

During the Anglo-Afghan Wars, Afghan warriors from all ethnic backgrounds fought against British invasions. The Soviet Afghan War saw resistance fighters from all ethnicities battling

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foreign occupation under the unified banner of Afghanistan

The Afghan diaspora around the world, from the United States to Germany and Australia, is identified as Afghan, not by their ethnic group.

At airports, embassies, and in legal documents, individuals from Afghanistan are addressed as Afghan citizens—this includes Pashtuns, Tajiks, Hazaras, Uzbeks and others.

The argument that the term belongs exclusively to one ethnic group is not just misleading; it is an insult to every Afghan who has ever carried that identity with pride.

Some individuals have falsely claimed that Pashtuns are solely responsible for the instability in Afghanistan, using the Taliban’s origins to vilify an entire ethnic group.

This argument is both unfair and historically inaccurate.

The Taliban, although initially emerging from Pashtun regions, is not representative of the Pashtun people.

In fact, Pashtuns themselves have suffered immensely under the Taliban’s brutal rule.

Villages have been bombed, entire families displaced, and many Pashtun children have been denied access to education due to extremist ideologies.

The Taliban’s actions have not only oppressed Pashtuns but have also targeted other ethnic groups, demonstrating that their brutality is not limited to any one community.

Moreover, blaming Pashtuns for the insta-

bility in Afghanistan ignores the role played by other warlords and power brokers from various ethnic backgrounds, many of whom contributed to the country’s decades of conflict.

From the Mujahideen factions to the post2001 warlords, leaders from all ethnicities have been responsible for violence, corruption, and instability. Yet, only Pashtuns have been unfairly targeted with collective blame, while others are often absolved of their roles in Afghanistan’s suffering.

Another challenge that Afghans face internationally is the misrepresentation and fraudulent asylum claims made by individuals from neighboring countries, particularly Pakistan and Iran. Many Pakistanis and Iranians who speak Dari or Pashto have falsely claimed to be Afghan refugees, exploiting the suffering of genuine Afghan asylum seekers.

This has led to cases where crimes committed by these individuals are blamed on Afghans, further damaging the reputation of an already vulnerable community. Australia, like other Western nations, has seen cases of individuals falsely claiming Afghan identity while committing fraud, engaging in criminal activities, or exploiting refugee policies. Meanwhile, genuine Afghan refugees—those who have lost everything to war and persecution—struggle to prove their identity and seek protection. The actions of these impostors have contributed to the defamation of Afghan communities, making it harder for those who truly need assistance to access support and recognition.

The attempt to rename Afghan Bazaar in Dandenong is not just an attack on a name; it is an attempt to erase the collective identity of Afghan Australians. This market is a symbol of resilience, a place where Afghan Australians—regardless of ethnicity—come together to celebrate their culture, share their heritage, and contribute to the broader Australian society.

Afghanistan’s identity is not confined to one ethnic group, and neither should the identity of Afghan Australians. The Afghan Bazaar name must be preserved as a testament to the unity of all Afghans who have made sacrifices, endured hardships, and rebuilt their lives in Australia. Any attempt to change the name under the false pretense that it represents only one group is not just historically inaccurate—it is an insult to the very people who have carried the Afghan identity with pride, both in Afghanistan and in exile. The Afghan identity is inclusive, not exclusive. It belongs to every Afghan—Pashtun, Tajik, Uzbek, Hazara and many others—who has suffered, survived, and strived for a better future. The name Afghan Bazaar should remain, standing as a beacon of unity and a reminder that history cannot be rewritten to serve divisive narratives.

The Afghan Australian community has come too far to allow its identity to be undermined. It is time to stand together and ensure that the contributions of all Afghans are recognised and honoured, not erased.

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The Whip

■ Under pressure from the public, under pressure from her own party, Premier Jacinta Allan made a play that never in the book of her predecessor Daniel Andrews.

Ms Allan donned the black suit, applied a heavier layer of lipstick than usual, and said straight to camera - “we got it wrong”.

Ms Allan did the sackcloth-and ashes routine at a press conference, a piece-to-camera for the Herald Sun. and a live-to-air segment with Mike Amor of Seven News.

Ms Allan stayed ‘on message’. The softening of bail laws had not worked, and new legilsation woul be introduced urgently.

The legilsation is being called the Tough Bail Bill, which one pundit called ‘cartoon like’.

At best, Ms Allan bought herself a little bit of time to get things right. As crime reporter John Sylvester commented, it is not so much about getting the new bails laws tough, it is about getting them right.

Machete ban

■ Meaanwhile, across at the Liberal Party they are putting together duos to present media statements.

It was the job of David Southwick and James Newbury to address the subject of machetes being banned ... no comment was made about the instruments being the implement of choice in recent years inside the Liberal Party room.

Newbury, who often gives the appearance of being freshly out of school uniform, said the ban 471 days after the Liberals and Nationals first pushed for it.

“Instead of acting when it mattered, Labor has only moved now because Premier Jacinta Allan is worried about her leadership,” the duo quipped.

“It is not because the Premier cares about keeping Victorians safe.”

Shadow Minister for Police, David Southwick, said the delay had put lives at risk and exposed Labor’s weak and reactive approach to crime.

“Labor could have banned machetes 471 days ago, but instead, it waited until it became a political liability,” Mr Southwick said.

“This should have been done then – not now because of political pressure, and not because Jacinta Allan has been dragged kicking and screaming to the table,” the Caulfield MLA said.

PAZAR FESTIVAL IS A TURKISH DELIGHT

Nasreddin Hoca

■ The Turkish Pazar Festival will transform the Queen Victoria Market into a traditional Turkish street market on April 12-13.

The Festival coincides with the end of Ramazan fasting. The Festival is free to attend and activities cater for all ages.

Visitors will experience the vibrant tastes, colors and sounds through street bazaars selling food. music, dance, arts and crafts, cultural displays.

Hungriest taste buds will become more than delighted with traditional Turkish savoruy pancakes through to the popular Turkish Delight and a 'must have' is a cup of genuine Turkish coffee.

Major sponsors include the City of Melbourne, Sahara Dairy and the Presidency of Turkish Abroad. Attendees could win a trip for two to Turkey flying Turkish Airlines.

One of the highlights is the appearance of the Ottoman Marching Band with their precision drill and rousing battle music.

Cultural displays will introduce the traditional Turkish arts of calligraphy and ebru (paper marbling).

President of Moreland Turkish Association, Mr Cemal Akdeniz, said “As proud migrants from Türkiye, Cyprus and many other countries who have made multicultural Australia our home, we are passionate about sharing our rich traditions.

turned out at 2am only to find one vehicle damaged and the other stolen,” said a representative. The food trailer was taken from Ringwood where it was stored off-site.

“For many decades the Queen Victoria Market has played an important role in the life of the Turkish community. In 2025, we will be celebrating the end of the holy fasting month of Ramazan with a community festival.

“We invite everyone to join us at this exciting, free and family-friendly event.”

The Moreland Turkish Association was formed in 1985 to provide support for the active integration and involvement of the Turkish community living in the Merri-bek area.

Pazar is the Turkish word for both Sunday and bazaar or market.

Details: www.morelandturks.org.au

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Symes fights back

■

State Treasurer Jaclyn Symes, one of Victoria’s super-smart politicians, has been in a sword-fight with Canberra, successfully claiming extra billions of the GST carve-up.

Meanwhile, Brighton MLA James Newbury said that the Commonwealth Grants Commission’s 2025 Methodology Review into Goods and Services Tax distribution has confirmed that Victoria is no longer an economic leader, but a national tax taker.

“Once a powerhouse of the national economy, Victoria is now reliant on a recordhigh share of GST funding to prop up Labor’s unsustainable budget strategy,” Mr Newbury said.

“The review confirms that Victoria now requires an additional $3.7 billion in GST revenue, increasing per capita receipts from $3137 to $3647—a $510 increase per person.

“This shift exposes the cracks in Labor’s economic model, as Victoria becomes increasingly dependent on the rest of the country to stay afloat.

“The review also confirms that Victoria leads the nation in tax collection, with Victorians paying more in property taxes than any other state.”

Land Tax accounts for 13.4 per cent of Victoria’s revenue, compared to 11.4 per cent in New South Wales

Stamp Duty accounts for 22.5 per cent of revenue, compared to 18.5 per cent in New South Wales

Victoria’s total tax take for the year is $39.2 billion, the highest in the country.

Mr Newbury, who is Shadow Treasurer, said the review exposes Labor’s unsustainable economic plan, which relies on massive tax hikes and rapid population growth to cover budget black holes

“The review is a red-letter day, as Victoria has officially shifted from an economic leader to a national tax taker,” Mr Newbury said.

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■ Tasmanian comedian Daryl Peebles is bringing his stand-up comedy show Stand Up for Seniors ... but not necessarily on the bus to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival from March 26 to April 6 at 6pm at Wheat, Wine and Whisky, Collingwood

Describing himself as an 'elder-comic' entering his 'final quarter in the football game of life,' Daryl says his show is primarily "about ageing and our need not to let this natural progression get us down, as well as appreciating the funny side of age-related experiences. I also suggest to younger audiences that they come along to help plan for their own inevitable ageing processes."

Daryl Peebles has contributed to Australia's entertainment/comedy scene as a writer and performer for over the past 50 years.

He has written several comedies with theatrical performances in every Australian state, New Zealand and the UK

He has been writing for the Old Nick Company University Revue since 1979 and the annual Bawdy Pantomime in Hobart since its inception 21 years ago.

He has worked as a comedian in most Australian states and in Canada, and for 30 years has been the debonair half of Tasmania's longest-running comedy duo, Novak 'n' Good.

These days he is a regular participant in the Mental Health Week Comedy Roadshow and regularly appears at Probus, U3A, Men's Sheds and Seniors' Week events. His PhD explored the value of humour in workplaces.

Daryl says he is thrilled to be bringing his 45-minute stand-up show Stand Up for Seniors ... but not necessarily on the bus to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Performance Dates: March 26 - April 6 at 6pm

Venue: Wheat, Wine and Whisky, 284 Smith St, Collingwood . Bookings: comedyfestival.com.au - Cheryl Threadgold

Tomorrow

■ “Most people have heard of Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace but how many have heard of M. Barnard Eldershaw's Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow?” asks a representative of the State Library of Victoria

“A book described as 'very ambitious and very strange’, Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow's authorship was the result of a remarkable literary partnership between Marjorie Barnard (1897–1987) and Flora Eldershaw (1897–1956).

“Learn more about Barnard and Eldershaw, their enduring partnership and Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow on our blog: www.slv.vic.gov.au”

NAIDOC Week

■ To mark this year’s 50th anniversary of NAIDOC Week, the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra celebrates the strength, vision and legacy of Yorta Yorta/Yuin composer and soprano Deborah Cheetham Fraillon with a powerful concert of works by this national treasure.

Under the baton of Short Black Opera artist Aaron Wyatt and guest conductor Nicolette Fraillon, with yidaki (didgeridoo) virtuoso William Barton, Short Black Opera artists Jess Hitchcock and Lillie Walker and members of Dhungala Children’s Choir, join the MSO on stage to acknowledge a remarkable career dedicated to the future of First Nations voices in the classical music space.

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PASSION PLAY

■ The 26th Melbourne Passion Play has started recruiting cast and crew, but more people are urgently needed.

Rehearsals for the performances take place every Sunday afternoon leading up to Easter at the Catholic Regional College, 380 Sydenham Rd, Sydenham

Lunch is served at 12 noon, prior to the rehearsals.

In case of inclement weather, the College has a huge undercover area where rehearsals and performances can take place

Performance dates are: Palm Sunday on April 13 at 1.30pm and Good Fridayon April 18 at 10am.

To be part of this epic production, contact the Director, Robert Durai ,on 0422 130 014 or email: robertodurai@yahoo.com or phone the Manager, Gino Gammaldi on 0422 662 451.

No acting experience is necessary. Not all roles have speaking parts.

Character roles include:

■ Roman Soldiers

■ Townspeople - playing small individual roles and collectively appearing in the crowd scenes.

■ Apostles, temple officials, guards

■ Backstage personnel - crew to assist with wardrobe, props, makeup and sound equipment.

The Melbourne Passion Play has been a key Easter event since 1997.

Public entry to the Passion Play is free.

A total cast of 60 volunteer actors take part in each performance.

For drama students, this is a good opportunity to become involved in something outside of mainstream theatre and is a creditable inclusion on any CV

The Melbourne Passion Play, founded by the late Pat La Manna, is supported and directed by a structured professional management group.

For more information visit melbourne passionplay.com.au

- Cheryl Threadgold

A Day With James Joyce's Ulysses

■ Bloomsday in Melbourne presents A Day With James Joyce's Ulysses - The Infamous Circe Episode on Sunday, April 6 from 10am to 4.30pm at 3ZZZ Melbourne Ethnic Community Radio, Brunswick.

Presented by Associate Professor Frances Devlin-Glass, the Artistic Director of Bloomsday in Melbourne and Dr Steve Carey, this event is a fundraiser for Bloomsday in Melbourne, enabling payment for the director, actors and staff for Bloomsday theatrical productions.

And the Circe episode of Ulysses is the subject of Bloomsday in Melbourne's 2025 theatrical production, Circe's Carnival of Vice , at fortyfivedownstairs in Melbourne, opening June 12.

The focus on April 6 will be on the 'astonishing' episode of Ulysses, Circe (episode 15).

The day long workshop will be interactive, a mix of presentation and discussion of text. The presenters assume no prior knowledge of Ulysses - although if you do already have some experience of Ulysses, and have even read Episode 15, Circe, that'd certainly enrich your experience, of course.

Afterwards, all interested can head to Hotel Railway for a chat and drink..

Event Details: April 6, 10am - 4.30pm

Venue: 3ZZZ Melbourne Ethnic Community Radio, 309 Albert St, Brunswick

Tickets: $95 plus booking fee; Students $85 plus booking fee.

Bookings: events.humanitix.com/jamesjoyce-s-ulysses-a-day-with-circe/tickets

- Cheryl Threadgold

The Critic

■ UK comedian Kate Dolan returns to the MICF with her new stand-up show, The Critic, being presented from March 26-April 19 at Bards Apothecary, Melbourne.

Hot on the heels of her triumphant debut which played to packed houses at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Dolan promises even more sharp wit and imaginative storytelling.

● ● Passion Play parts available

Dolan’s meteoric rise has been cemented by her appearances on the prestigious Best of the Fest: New Faces UK, Sydney Comedy Festival Gala, and her inclusion in major media spotlights.

In an interesting twist, Dolan signed to Junkyard Artists in February 2024, under this management a pilot was filmed, an Edinburgh season was possible and a special was planned to be taped.

Before the pilot could be finished and nine days before the special was to be filmed, this management company declared insolvency, proving to Dolan that nothing ever goes right for her, she is the greatest victim of all time and maybe this is all for nothing.

Could some good press get her back on track? With The Critic, Dolan takes audiences on a journey into the absurdity of self-doubt, bringing her unique perspective to life through surreal stand-up storytelling.

Season: March 26 - April 19 at 8pm

Venue: Bards Apothecary, 7/24 Crossley St., Melbourne Bookings and further details: comedyfestival. com.au/browse-shows/the-critic/ - Cheryl Threadgold

Lovely’s Labassa

■ The National Trust property Labassa in Caulfield North presents Louise Lovely's Labassa on Friday, March 21 from 6pm-7.30pm and 8pm to 9.30pm.

Film pioneer Louise Lovely was Australia's most successful actress in Hollywood's early silent era, and also Labassa's most celebrated resident of the 1930s. Visitors are invited to delve into Miss Lovely's extraordinary life story as a star of stage and screen and learn what her splash of glamour brought to Labassa and its community.

As Louise Carbasse, she started her stage career as a nine-year-old in 1904. Louise later lived at Labassa in the 1930s with her second husband, theatre manager Bert Cowen. Commencing with light refreshments in Labassa's Drawing Room, guests will attend a talk on the world of Louise Lovely and her cinematic achievements.

A guided tour will take guests back to the 1930s, highlighting how the property appeared at that time.

Guests are invited to add to the ambience of the evening by dressing in 1930s style. Please note stiletto heels are not permitted to be worn inside Labassa Labassa Mansion is a National Trust property recognised for its opulent 19th-century interiors.

Event Details: March 21, 6pm -7.30pm, 8pm - 9.30pm

Venue: Labassa Mansion, 2 Manor Grove, Caulfield.

Full price: $45, Members $40

Bookings: nationaltrust.org.au/places/ labassa - Cheryl Threadgold

The Big Hoo-Haa

■ The Big Hoo-Haa, Melbourne's longestrunning weekly improv comedy show, is being presented on March 22, April 26, May 3 and May 10 at 8.30pm at The Motley Bauhaus, 118 Elgin St, Carlton

The cast 'flies by the seat of their pants' as there is no script. The Big Hoo-Haa ensemble fuses quick-witted improvisation with live music to create an original comedy show based entirely on audience suggestions.

In their new home, The Motley Bauhaus, two teams, The Hearts and The Bones battle for comedic supremacy, armed only with their They will leave no song unsung, no joke undelivered, and no pun unpublished.

The Big Hoo-Haa’s alumni include: Gillian Cosgriff, Luke McGregor, Clare Hooper, Lee Naimo (Axis of Awesome) and Josh Glanc, to name just a few.

Running in Perth since its creation by improv guru Sam Longley back in 2002, The Big Hoo Haa arrived in Melbourne in July 2010 where it quickly became the go-to for audiences seeking a riotous alternative to traditional comedy nights.

Performance Details: Saturday March 22, April 26, May 3 and 10 at 8.30pm Venue: The Motley Bauhaus, 118 Elgin St, Carlton.

Bookings: eventfinda.com.au/2025/thebig-hoo-haa/melbourne/carlton - Cheryl Threadgold

One for the record books

■ Melbourne-based designer, content creator and comedian Julian O'Shea's 2025 new one-man show for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival is titled One For The Record Books, being presented from March 29 to April 20 at 6.25pm at the Doubletree Hilton on Flinders Street.

The show tells the true story of Julian O'Shea's adventures (and misadventures) in trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records. From skateboarding on the top of volcanoes in Chile, to riding fast trains across China, it’s a wild ride.

Julian says: "The show is an exploration of what draws people to set records; explores if the whole thing is just a scam; and tries to understand if there’s meaning in the madness."

Performance Season: March 29 - April 20 at 6.25pm (except Mondays)

Venue: DoubleTree Hilton on Flinders St.

Show link: comedyfestival.com.au/ browse-shows/one-for-the-record-books/ - Cheryl Threadgold

Adele Cliff

■ With the longest show title in the MICF, British comedian Adele Cliff (UK Pun Champion in 2020) presents Adele Cliff: Adele, Adele, Adele ... Cliff It Isn’t The Consequences Of My Own Actions from March 26 to April 20 at Tasma Terrace. Adele uses her gag-heavy style to tackle the topic of lying and why we do it (or does she?).

Tackling fact and fiction with a detour into food - packed with jokes, puns and running gags.

Dates: March 26 - April 20 (no shows Monday)

Time: 6.pm (50 mins)

Venue: Tasma Terrace, 6 Parliament Place Book: www.comedyfestival.com.au

- Cheryl Threadgold

Caroline Chisholm Catholic College Braybrook

Caroline Chisholm Catholic College offers a unique educational experience for secondary school students which is focused on nurturing the whole person through their spiritual, academic, social, emotional, and physical facets of development.

In their junior years, students learn in a single-sex environment which allows them to develop confidence and independence before transitioning to our co-educational senior campus in Years 10-12. This approach ensures students are well prepared for their future pathways while fostering a strong sense of identity and belonging. We are a vibrant learning commu-

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NAME: Caroline Chisholm Catholic College

ADDRESS: 204 Churchill Ave, Braybrook, Vic 3019

PHONE: 9296 5311

EMAIL: g.baseggio@cccc. vic.edu.au

nity which is guided by our FACE Values of Faith, Acceptance, Compassion and Excellence.

The College provides a supportive and daring environment where every student is encouraged to reach their full potential; to be inspired to contribute and lead with faith, wisdom, compassion, empathy, and commitment to the Gospel. Our Waa Awards celebrate achievements across academics, community, culture and sport, reflecting our commitment to developing well rounded individuals who contribute meaningfully to society.

In 2025, we welcomed Dr. Napoleon Rodezno as Principal, bringing over 25 years of leadership in Catholic education.

He works alongside our dedicated staff to ensure every student feels valued and supported. With state of the art facilities and programs that foster leadership, creativity, and resilience, we are committed to empowering students to become confident, compassionate leaders who shape the future with faith and excellence.

Holy Family School Mount Waverley

As Principal of Holy Family Primary School, I encourage our community to live out our School Vision through every interaction.

One of the most rewarding aspects of being a Catholic Primary School Principal is the connections you develop with students, families and staff. The wellbeing of my staff and students is a priority. Everyone needs to feel safe and experience happiness to learn.

Catholic Education Week

March 16-23

Holy Trinity Catholic Primary School Sunbury

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NAME: Holy Family School Mount Waverley

ADDRESS: 250 Stephensons Rd, Mount Waverley, Vic 3149

PHONE: 9807 3300

EMAIL: jdavid@hfmw.catholic. edu.au

We have a welcoming, inclusive, calm and orderly school where everyone feels safe. This is supported by our classroom routines and Behaviour Curriculum.

I value the relationship our school has with our Parish Priest and parishioners. Our Mini Vinnies students support St Vincent de Paul by fundraising throughout the year.

Social Justice is more than bringing a ‘gold coin’ donation. Our Year 6 students give their time to help the younger students in our school by running clubs at lunchtimes.

At Holy Family School we have made changes to our class structure and pedagogy in the last 18 months.

■ Straight Classes (Prep-Year 6)

■ Science of Learning and Reading

■ Explicit Direct Instruction

■ Knowledge Rich Curriculum

■ Synthetic Phonics Program (PrepYear 2)

■ PhOrMeS (word reading, spelling and learning) Year 3-6

■ Wellbeing Program (Resilience Project)

I invite you to book a school tour via our website

Choosing the right school for your child to begin their learning journey is a significant step.

At Holy Trinity Catholic Primary School it is our strong desire that our motto “Faith, Hope and Unity” underpins who we are and how we educate your child.

Our vibrant school offers a welcoming and positive learning environment where we value and respect diversity.

NAME: Holy Trinity Catholic Primary School

ADDRESS: 146 Mitchells Lane, Sunbury, Vic 3429

PHONE: 0407 619 996

EMAIL: principal@htsunbury. catholic.edu.au

We nurture the wellbeing of each child and encourage them to be the best they can be for the world.

Holy Trinity provides an engaging learning environment; with a rigorous and comprehensive curriculum, having a strong focus on literacy, numeracy and social/emotional learning.

We seek to develop motivated, imaginative, curious and independent learners who demonstrate strong social values, leadership, resilience and self-esteem.

The joy of learning comes from the experience of belonging and success, where each child is at the centre of the learning.

Collaboration is fostered by engaging in solution-focused dialogue where all members of our community have a voice, feel valued and think innovatively.

A focus on our touchstones; having integrity, being optimistic, persistent, creative, collaborative and reflective are essential to children being confident and capable learners to thrive as active, faith-filled citizens in today's world.

● Dr Napoleon Rodenzo

Julie David

Loyola College Watsonia

Loyola College is a vibrant and dynamic learning community located in Watsonia.

As Principal, I am proud to lead a school that is committed to striving for academic excellence, personal growth, and the development of wellrounded individuals grounded in faith and service.

As an Ignatian school, Loyola College is inspired by the Jesuit tradition, which emphasises education of the whole person.

Our dedicated staff work tirelessly to create a supportive and nurturing environment where every student is encouraged to achieve their poten-

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NAME: Loyola College

ADDRESS: 325 Grimshaw St, Wastonia, Vic 3087

PHONE: 9434 4466

EMAIL: luzekm@loyola.vic.edu.au

tial.

We offer a broad and balanced curriculum that challenges students academically while fostering critical thinking, creativity, and a passion for lifelong learning.

Beyond the classroom, our school offers a rich co-curricular program, including sport, performing arts, leadership opportunities, social justice initiatives and much more.

These activities enable students to develop their talents, build resilience, and form meaningful connections with their peers.

Our strong pastoral care program ensures that every student feels valued, respected, and supported throughout their educational journey.

Empowered to 'be more', our students' passion, creativity and courage inspire progress and lead toward a more inclusive future. Together a school community, we stand united in our commitment to growth and striving for human excellence!

I invite you visit Loyola College and experience our school first-hand. You can book a tour or find more information at www.loyola.vic.edu.au

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Our Lady’s Primary School Surrey Hills

● ● Annie Engellenner

Our Lady's Primary School is an inclusive and welcoming learning environment where all our students are provided with the opportunity to thrive both academically, socially, and emotionally.

Our small class sizes allow for relationships to flourish and personalised learning to occur every day.

The first thing that people notice when they visit our school is the warmth and confidence of the stu-

Marymede Catholic College South Morang

As Principal of Marymede Catholic College, Mr. Timothy Newcomb is passionate about helping students grow into their best selves. “I believe really strongly in helping young people to be their best, and to do this with the invitation for them to understand our Catholic tradition; one of hope and love.”

As a child, Timothy dreamed of playing cricket for Australia and later

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NAME: Our Lady’s Primary School

ADDRESS: 31 Erasmus St, Surrey Hills, Vic 3127

PHONE: 9898 7655

EMAIL: aengellenner@ olsurreyhills.catholic.edu.au

dents they meet, as they walk around the grounds.

Our students are inquisitive, interested and respectful and kind.

We enjoy a strong reputation for the excellent pastoral care of our students.

Our staff are wonderful role models who value the dignity and worth of each and every student and strive to create a positive learning environment in which the personal needs of all students are catered for. Students are encouraged to seek personal excellence and challenged to discover and develop their talents not only for themselves but in the service of others.

As a passionate leader and educator. with over 25 years of experience in schools and 8 as a Principal, I am committed to leading a school where the students sit at the heart of the decision-making process.

With the Staff of Our Lady’s School, I look forward to coming to know your child and trust that your association with our community will be a happy and positive experience for your whole family.

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NAME: Marymede Catholic College

ADDRESS: 60 Williamsons Rd, South Morang, Vic 3752

PHONE: 9407 9000

EMAIL: Fleur.Bedford@ marymede.vic.edu.au

considered a career in medical research.

“But then I really felt a calling to work in education, where I could make a difference for young people. I love seeing students grow and learn new things – and if they have difficulties, I enjoy working with our amazing staff, who help students find ways to be their best version of themselves and discover their own unique pathways.”

Marymede is deeply committed to differentiated learning, ensuring every student is supported and challenged.

As a father of three daughters, Timothy understands the hopes parents have for their children. “It is important to me that we respect where each student is at in their learning, to ensure every child has the opportunity to thrive.”

With a thriving K-12 Campus in South Morang and a new Year 7-12 Campus in Doreen, Timothy is leading Marymede into an exciting future where students are, in the Way of Mary, empowered to grow, lead, and serve.

Our Lady of Fatima School Rosebud

Our Lady of Fatima is a small Catholic primary school that delivers evidence-informed programs in a warm and supportive community environment.

The school is situated in Rosebud on the Mornington Peninsula, approximately 85 km south of Melbourne, serving the Catholic communities of both Rosebud and Dromana.

Our School motto is ‘Dream, Believe, Achieve’ with a focus on meeting each child at their point of need. Student wellbeing is at the heart of what we do and our staff ensures that your child is supported to make the very most of their academic potential.

NAME: Our Lady of Fatima School ADDRESS: 16 Hinton St, Rosebud, Vic 3939

PHONE: 5950 0400

EMAIL: principal@fatima rosebud.catholic.edu.au

With an explicit and rigorous teaching program, our staff hold a common vision of academic success for all students where teaching capabilities and relationships are nurtured to support students’ academic results, spiritual development and wellbeing.

With an extensive campus, Our Lady of Fatima offers spacious and modern learning spaces, a dedicated specialist learning area, Hub, School Hall, substantial playgrounds and sporting fields, all located on a quiet street frontage that provides a sense of privacy and security for our students and families.

Working together in partnership is of utmost importance to our school, where together we build the highest possible level of care and trust between students, staff and families. We place learning at the centre of our everyday encounters, while ensuring that a strong sense of wellbeing and community is maintained.

Join us for a personal tour at Our Lady of Fatima, where every day is an open day!

● ● Alison Leutchford

● ● ● ● Timothy Newcomb

Our Lady of Lourdes Primary School Bayswater

Our Lady of Lourdes Primary School, located in Bayswater, Victoria, is a coeducational Catholic institution serving students from Prep to Year 6. Established in 1965, the school has a rich history of providing quality education underpinned by Gospel values.

The curriculum at Our Lady of Lourdes is comprehensive, offering specialist programs in Italian, Music,

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NAME: Our Lady of Lourdes Primary School

ADDRESS: 22 Orange Grove, Bayswater, Vic 3153

PHONE: 9729 3411

EMAIL: rwilliams@olbayswater. catholic.edu.au

Art/Wellbeing and Physical Education.

Since 2016, Ross Williams has served as the principal of Our Lady of Lourdes Primary School. W ith over two decades of experience in Catholic primary education in Melbourne's outer eastern suburbs, Ross is dedicated to leading a learning community that supports families and fosters student development.

Under his leadership, the school has maintained a strong focus on student wellbeing, inclusiveness, and academic excellence.

Mr. Williams emphasises the importance of community engagement, striving to know each child and their family personally.

Under his guidance, Our Lady of Lourdes Primary School continues to be an active and important part of the Our Lady of Lourdes parish community.

You are warmly invited to attend our Open Days or to book a tour with the principal to learn more about why Our Lady of Lourdes School is a wonderful learning environment for all children.

Our Lady of Perpetual Help Ringwood

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Our Lady of Perpetual Help is a welcoming Catholic Primary School in Ringwood, with a proud history of over 90 years.

Our school is a place where students thrive in their learning, grow in faith, and build a strong sense of community.

We focus on academic excellence, spiritual development, service to others, and helping each child grow personally.

We believe in treating everyone with respect, kindness, and celebrating what makes each person unique.

At Our Lady’s your voice, your story, and your identity are important. We are committed to creating a community where everyone, no matter their background or beliefs, feels val-

Our Lady of Mount Carmel School Sunbury

As Principal of Our Lady of Mount Carmel Primary School, Ihave been able to bring a wealth of experience, dedication, and a deep sense of community to the school.

With a passion for Catholic education, I am committed to nurturing the spiritual, academic, and personal growth of each student, ensuring they flourish in a supportive and faith-filled environment.

Having served in Catholic education for 35 years, I believe in fostering a strong partnership between staff, students, and families to create a positive, inclusive atmosphere.

At Our Lady of Mount Carmel, we aim to cultivate not only knowledge but also Catholic values that help students become compassionate, responsible citizens, who strive to be the best they can be for our world.

Our Lady of Mount Carmel Primary

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NAME: Our Lady of Mount Carmel School

ADDRESS: 53 Macedon St, Sunbury, Vic 3429

PHONE: 9740 7344

EMAIL: jfreeman@olmcsunbury. catholic.edu.au

School is 165 years old and was the first Catholic school in Sunbury.

Our school has continued to evolve, embracing innovative learning strategies while maintaining its strong Catholic traditions.

We emphasize the importance of encouraging students to explore their talents—whether in the classroom, through the arts, or on the sports field.

Our mission is to ensure that each child feels valued and supported on their journey, and that they leave with a strong sense of purpose and faith.

In addition to my role as principal, I am an active member in the wider community, fostering connections that help enrich the school’s educational offerings and social outreach programs.

My vision for the school is one of continued growth, where students are empowered to make meaningful contributions to the world around them.

When not leading the school, I enjoy spending time with my family and friends, continually reflecting on how to best support the future of Catholic education.

Our Lady of Sion College Box Hill

NAME: Our Lady of Perpetual Help

ADDRESS: 2 Wilana St, Ringwood, Vic 3134

PHONE: 9870 7227

EMAIL: principal@olringwood. catholic.edu.au

ued, included, and empowered. Our academic programs are designed to challenge and support each child, helping them reach their full potential. Our dedicated teachers and staff are here to guide and encourage your child’s success. Small class size caters for all needs We warmly invite you to visit us and take a tour of our school!

As Principal of Our Lady of Sion College, it is a real privilege to walk alongside our students in some of the most formative years of their lives. Our supportive and inclusive community works to ensure that students are named and known and we aim to create diverse opportunities to help students feel a strong sense of belonging, which in turn will motivate them to take on challenges in their learning.

We enjoy wonderful facilities and resources that our students value, and as an all-girls’ school, we foster an environment where students can fully focus on their academic and personal growth.

We find that our students are confident in exploring their interests and developing a passion for learning and with the full attention and support of dedicated teachers, they are provided with opportunities to reach their potential.

Our goal is to inspire a love for

NAME: Our Lady of Sion College ADDRESS: 1065 Whitehorse Rd, Box Hill, Vic 3128

PHONE: 9890 9097

EMAIL: ISztalSusman@sion. catholic.edu.au

learning, encourage curiosity and critical thinking, and help students strive for personal excellence.

We also nurture a strong sense of compassion and justice, and the belief that they can make a positive impact in the world.

Sion is a wonderful place where people can be themselves and can build a great future.

Ashanti Capitani, Year 7

I’m grateful to have found such a supportive and friendly community.

Amani Ilango, Year 7 You feel ready to learn, grow and be innovative.

Olivia Wall, Year 7

● ● Ross Williams

● ● ● ● Julie Freeman

● Our Lady of Perpetual Help

Sacre Couer Glen Iris

As an educational leader, with over 35 years of experience, my commitment and resolve to delivering excellent education to young people have remained unwavering.

I embarked on my vocation, motivated by the fundamental belief that I absolutely do have the responsibility and the power to bring hope to young people, to create possibilities for them and to provide them with the opportunities and means to create purposeful and meaningful lives.

For me, my educational philosophy has always translated into a moral imperative, based on delivering a student-centred education with learning and teaching practices preparing students to be future-ready.

My own experience of education was transformative. Exemplary educators throughout my life championed and challenged me to pursue excellence; each of them evoked an enduring passion for learning and my education was one which was profoundly relational, engaging my heart and mind equally.

Hence, my desire to educate and offer my students every opportunity to grow as whole people. I

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NAME: Sacre Coeur

ADDRESS: 172 Burke Rd, Glen Iris, Vic 3146

PHONE: 9835 2700

EMAIL: reception@sac. vic.edu.au

genuinely believe in the transformative power of education and I believe in the generative possibilities for the individual and for society, both at a local setting and within a global context, when students’ passions are ignited.

Having majored in English and Classics, my early teaching career saw me impart a love of literature and writing.

Additionally, I was appointed to middle leadership roles relatively early in my career, sparking in me a desire to lead beyond the classroom.

Over the years, I have undertaken a wide range of middle and senior leadership roles in the areas of curriculum, wellbeing, faith development and senior organisational management.

My journey to principalship has been driven by a strong sense of purpose and an insatiable desire to pay it forward – courage and stoicism have guided me on my path, the result of which has been this most rewarding and fulfilling opportunity to be custodian, albeit for a mere chapter, in the rich narrative of Sacré Cœur.

St Aloysius North Melbourne

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NAME: St Aloysius North Melbourne

ADDRESS: 31 Curran St, North Melbourne, Vic 3051

PHONE: 9325 9200

EMAIL: irvinem@aloysius. vic.edu.au

St Aloysius College is excited to announce the development of its new Boundary Road Senior Years’ Campus. Set to open in the 2026 school year, the six-level, purpose-built facility will replace the current gymnasium site.

Designed with the future of VCE in mind, the campus will feature cutting-edge collaborative learning spaces, science classrooms, administration areas, and a rooftop terrace.

Sacred Heart Primary School Yea

Welcome to the community of Sacred Heart Primary School Yea. Our learning community provides the very best in Catholic education for the 21st Century. All children are valued and are given opportunities to grow as fully flourishing lifelong learners, in a safe and nurturing environment.

As a school in the Josephite tradition, Sacred Heart is a place where

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NAME: Sacred Heart Primary School Yea

ADDRESS: 5 The Pade, Yea, Vic 3717

PHONE: 5797 2723

EMAIL: office@shyea.catholic. edu.au

we are inspired by the faith and spirit of Australia’s patron saint, Mary Mackillop.

We strive to respond to the needs of the all in our community and reach out to our neighbours.

At Sacred Heart, we prioritise evidenced based practises including explicit instruction, high-impact teaching strategies, and a supportive learning environment personalised to individual student needs.

Our commitment to excellence in Literacy and Mathematics is complemented by rich learning experiences across all areas of the curriculum, including STEM, the Arts, and personal development.

Every child at Sacred Heart is empowered to have a knowledge and understanding of our ever-changing world, through providing a learning environment that gives children the opportunity to grow and develop skills that enable them to be curious and open-minded about the world around them, informed by a Catholic worldview.

We look forward to welcoming you to Sacred Heart.

St Francis Xavier Primary School Box Hill

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NAME: St Francis Xavier Primary School

ADDRESS: 1087 Whitehorse Rd, Box Hill, Vic 3128

PHONE: 9890 1108

EMAIL: enquires@sfxboxhill. catholic.edu.au

wonderfully diverse with many cultures bringing vibrancy and dynamism to our school.

We have a wonderful story in our patron saint, Francis Xavier. He was a risk taker, always keen to travel to new lands, learn new things and engage warmly with people.

His story inspires our staff and students to be eager learners, to embrace difference, find commonalities and push ourselves to new things.

A Journey of Excellence

A Journey of Excellence

St Aloysius College is a progressive, inspiring educational community committed to empowering students for success in a rapidly changing world.

Located in the heart of North Melbourne, the College offers a rich academic environment, with a focus on student wellbeing, student voice, and collaboration.

The school serves as a dynamic space where students engage in learning that challenges, inspires curiosity, and prepares them for life beyond school.

As part of the College Masterplan,

This new development reflects the College's commitment to providing students with exceptional facilities and an environment conducive to academic excellence.

Principal Mary Farah said, “Every school is the result of the cumulative effort of many, united by a shared purpose, hope, and dream. Every family carries its own aspirations, wishes, and dreams for their children. As a Principal, I see something truly remarkable happen where these two forces intersect. Where the dedication of a school community meets the hopes of families, we have a synergy where the exceptional becomes possible.”

It has been a thrill this year to launch our school vision - a caring faith community fostering welcome, inclusion and a love of learning.

This really sums up the essence of our beautiful school, St Francis Xavier. Situated in the eastern suburbs in the heart of Box Hill, our community is

We are driven by our four key values of trust, respect, forgiveness and care and these are the standards we hold ourselves daily.

We use research based approaches to learning and teaching with the needs of each student at the centre.

Our Wellbeing program wraps around everything we do ensuring our students are safe, secure, happy and ready to learn and flourish.

Our engaged parent comunity support us in many ways with many opportunities to be connected to the school and volunteer. Our school motto says it all - may happiness dwell here

● ● Adelina Melia-Douvos

● ● ● ● Sacred Heart Primary School

● ● St Aloysius College

St James Catholic Primary School Brighton

Dear Parents and Carers,

It is my privilege to welcome you to St James Catholic Primary School, where every child is known by name and given opportunities to flourish.

As a boutique style school for up to 260 students from Prep to Year 6, we foster a nurturing and enriching learning environment.

Our dedicated staff support stu-

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NAME: St James Catholic Primary School

ADDRESS: 6 St James Close, Brighton, Vic 3186

PHONE: 9596 4766

EMAIL: ccorio@stjamesbrighton. catholic.edu.au

dents’ academic, spiritual, social emotional, and wellbeing needs in alignment with the Victorian Curriculum.

As Principal, I have two wishes for you and your family on this journey.

For our students: For students: students: May you come to school each day with the same excitement as your first day. May you always find joy in learning, make lasting friendships, and embrace both fun and challenges as you grow together.

For our parents and carers: parents and For our parents and carers: parents and As your child’s first educators, may you continue to encourage and support them in every success and challenge.

May we, as a school community, work in partnership to equip them with the knowledge, skills, and mindset to become responsible global citizens. Please feel free to contact me anytime. I look forward to working with you to ensure your child thrives at St James.

Warm regards,

St James, Vermont

St James Vermont is a medium-sized primary school with 350 students and 14 classes, including two classes per grade.

The school also boasts a farmyard featuring six chickens and two goats. Specialist subjects offered include Auslan, Physical Education, STEM, Performing Arts, and Visual Arts.

The vibrant school culture is evident as soon as you enter the grounds via our newly constructed administration building.

Students appear relaxed and cheerful, staff are friendly and approachable, and parents are actively involved, creating an environment where everyone genuinely enjoys each other's company.

Since taking on the role in 2018, Principal David Mutimer has been instrumental in nurturing a strong sense of community.

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NAME: St James Vermont

ADDRESS: 51 Centre Rd, Vermont, Vic 3133

PHONE: 9874 1830

EMAIL: office@sjvermont. catholic.edu.au

Learn, and Living Life to the Full,” is central to the school’s ethos and guides all of David's decisions. He is highly respected and valued by the staff for his leadership and camaraderie.

David prioritises building lasting relationships with parents and families to effectively meet each student's needs and support them in reaching their full potential.

His goal is for every St James community member to experience a deep sense of belonging within the school.

Carmelina Corio Principal, St

James Catholic Primary

School

St Joseph’s, Yarra Junction is a Catholic Primary School situated on 17 acres of beautiful bushland in the picturesque Upper Yarra Valley.

St Joseph’s provides an education that is holistic, pastoral and spiritual. At St Joseph’s we strive to achieve the fundamental values of Catholicism and cultivate the virtues of Faith, Hope and Love by developing a community centred on Christ in the world and in the Eucharist.

St Joseph’s Primary School also fosters the values of Respect, Responsibility and Resilience with a strong focus on developing the learner as a whole.

St Joseph’s embeds a Wellbeing Curriculum and an explicit teaching of Phonics, Literacy and Numeracy as well as a Daily Fitness Program. St Joseph’s is a Welcoming Community, fostering strong Parent Partnerships and Inclusivity.

The school has multiple indoor and

NAME: St Jospeh’s School ADDRESS: 40 Milners Rd, Yarra Junction, Vic 3797 PHONE: 5967 1183

EMAIL: nboyan@sjyarrajunction. catholic.edu.au

The school's Vision Statement, “At St James, together, we are Seeking the Spirit, Learning to Love, Loving to

Open Days: 24th March, 1st April, 7th May 2025

St Luke The Evangelist Primary School, Blackburn South

Welcome to our beautiful community of St Luke the Evangelist Primary School in Blackburn South.

I am so proud of what we offer our children, our families and our local community.

It’s a heartspace where every child is known and loved for their unique gifts.

We are a faith filled community that is uniquely Catholic but embraces all faiths.

We also honour the sacred land of the Wurundjeri people of the WoiWurrung language whose story we continue to explore…

We are not a super- big school

NAME: St Luke The Evangelist

ADDRESS: 38-56 Orchard Grove, Blackburn South, Vic 3130

PHONE: 9877 4023

EMAIL: principal@slblackburnsth. catholic.edu.au

and we love that! We make strong connections with our families because of their diverse cultural backgrounds and we work in partnership to develop the whole child.

This allows us to really focus on each child’s individual learning pathway.

Our Victorian based curriculum and programs are dynamic and engaging because of the outstanding teaching and support staff we have and the incredible learning spaces we continue to develop.

We are excited to be on the journey of evidence based explicit instruction which is grounded in extensive research.

Our children grow into happy, curious citizens of the world developing their own voice around their learning.

Child safety and wellbeing is prioritised and celebrated so that every child feels safe.

St Luke’s is where our children begin to make their own mark on the world.

I would love to show you around St Luke’s … l know you will be impressed

● ● ● Carmelina Corio

● ● Clare Ryan

St Martin of Tours School Rosanna

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Welcome to St Martin of Tours School!

I am fortunate to be the Principal here, to ensure that the students in our care are engaged in their learning and growing in every aspect of their development.

Students learn when they feel safe and happy, and that’s the environment we create for them as a staff at St Martin’s School.

Our staff care about each student's wellbeing and are dedicated to the growth of every child.

About Our School About Our About Our School About Our

At St Martin’s, we teach explicitly and encourage the students to discuss, think and apply their learning across

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NAME: St Martin of Tours School

ADDRESS: 2-12 Silk St, Rosanna, Vic 3084

PHONE: 8458 7500

EMAIL: alacey@smrosanna. catholic.edu.au

the curriculum.

Following the ‘Vision for Instruction’ model (MACS), we implement an evidence based direct instruction approach to learning across the curriculum, including a structured phonics approach to the teaching of reading in the P-2 area.

Whenever possible, we link Religious Education and Inquiry Learning, so that the students see faith as intertwined in life.

Our Specialist areas are enjoyed by the students and include PE, Visual Arts, Performing Arts, STEM and our LOTE is Italian.

Some of the highlights of our school include: Preparation of the students for the sacraments at Years 3, 4 and 6; a whole school Performance and a Visual Arts Show (Biennial); a fabulous Buddies program; Camps and excursions; Sports Days and Swimming, lunchtime activities and opportunities for Leadership roles.

I look forward to meeting you at a tour to share our educational approach and the range of opportunities we offer at St Martin of Tours School.

St Monica’s College Epping

St Monica’s College, Epping was established in 1964. We are a co-educational College based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne.

Our curriculum delivers education at the highest levels whilst ensuring our students personal development is fostered.

Students are supported by staff committed to ensuring every student can be their best.

As well as a modern curriculum, a diverse range of VET courses are offered including Allied Health where students are educated to work in all facets of medical and health areas. STEM is a constantly changing area of education with relevant studies for students that prepare them for the modern workplace.

We continue to provide superior resources to facilitate learning in stateof-the-art buildings that are student focussed and embrace world’s best practice design.

St Oliver Plunkett School Pascoe Vale

NAME: St Monica’s College

ADDRESS: 16 Davisson St, Epping, Vic 3076

PHONE: 9401 6659

EMAIL: PCocks@stmonicasepping.com

The College also offers a wide choice of sports supported by top level coaches committed to ensuring each student reaches their potential.

Our Performing Arts Faculty offers a range of dance, drama and music programs.

We also offer programs for accelerated learning students and special needs students. At St Monica’s College, Epping we meet the diverse needs of students and ensure no student is left behind.

Our students all understand what it means to ‘Be Monican’.

Every morning, I arrive at school with a smile, ready to be part of the wonderful energy that fills our community.

Whether it’s chatting with families at the gate about footy games or family milestones, or watching our students dive into their learning at 9 am, it’s these moments of connection that make St. Oliver Plunkett Primary School such a special place.

Here at St.OPPS, our school is all about creating a warm, welcoming, and faith-filled environment.

Guided by Gospel values, we focus on love, respect, and compassion in everything we do.

Our goal is to inspire every child to reach their full potential—both

NAME: St Oliver Plunkett School

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PHONE: 9354 5130

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academically and personally— through a Christ-centered education.

Our passionate and dedicated teachers use evidence-based strategies to provide a high-quality education that meets each child’s needs.

We design learning experiences that are engaging, challenging, and tailored to help students thrive, especially in key areas like English and Mathematics.

Plus, our dynamic curriculum includes specialist programs in Visual Arts, Performing Arts, STEM, Physical Education, and Italian.

We know that every child is unique, and we take the time to build strong relationships to understand each student’s strengths, challenges, and interests.

This helps us provide the right support, so every child can grow and succeed in their own way.

At St. Oliver Plunkett, we’re not just about learning—we’re about nurturing children to grow in faith, knowledge, and kindness, preparing them to make a positive difference in the world.

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St Patrick’s School Murrumbeena

As the Principal of St. Patrick's School in Murrumbeena, I warmly welcome you to our school, where we are committed to discovering and nurturing your child's future.

As a Catholic community, at St. Patrick’s we believe that every child is loved by God and unique.

Our goal is to create a supportive and stimulating environment that promotes both academic growth and spiritual development.

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ADDRESS: 3 Dalney Rd, Murrumbeena, Vicv 3163

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Our team of experienced and passionate teachers work to foster a nurturing community where students feel valued and confident in their abilities.

We offer a comprehensive curriculum that spans foundational literacy and numeracy, the arts, science, physical education and religion.

Beyond academics, we emphasise strong values, instilling in our students the importance of being respectful, compassionate, and responsible members of their community.

Our school’s commitment to excellence is reflected in our modern facilities, technology, and resources, ensuring that every student is wellequipped to succeed.

Choosing St. Patrick’s School means investing in a bright and promising future for your child. Join us as your child flourishes in an environment that prioritises growth, values, and the full development of their potential. I encourage you to visit St Patrick’s to, “Discover Your Child’s Future”.

St Peter’s Primary School Bentleigh

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St Peter’s Primary School, Bentleigh East is a welcoming and vibrant Catholic community where faith is at the heart of everything we do. Steeped in 160 years of rich history, the school provides a quality Catholic education, supporting students to live out Gospel values in all aspects of their life and providing opportunities for all members of the school community to thrive.

St Peter’s graduates are kind, respectful and thoughtful, and many remain connected to the school community, with generations of families experiencing a St Peter’s education.

St Peter’s provides exceptional contemporary facilities, enabling students to engage in a comprehensive curriculum and participate in learning that supports them to question, critique, take risks and understand our ever changing world.

Creating a sense of connection and belonging, students at St Peter’s

St Paul The Apostle Catholic Primary School, Doreen

of St Paul the Apostle.

As foundation principal, I have cherished the opportunity to work alongside our dynamic staff and families to shape a welcoming, inclusive, and innovative school culture that prioritises student wellbeing and aca-

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demic excellence.

At SPA Doreen, we believe in the power of partnership between school and families, fostering strong relationships that support the growth of every child.

Together, we create a nurturing environment where children feel safe, valued, and inspired to achieve their full potential.

With an emphasis on thinking, our curriculum is rich, rigorous, and relevant, catering to the intellectual, social, emotional, and spiritual needs of our students.

Grounded in a Culture of Thinking, aligned with MACS Vision for Instruction, we empower learner voice and agency and a deep love for learning.

As lifelong learners, staff model curiosity, optimism, and collaboration. With an emphasis on critical creative thinking, digital technologies, and global citizenship, we prepare children for an ever-changing world.

At SPA Doreen, we create a safe, engaging, and dynamic learning environment where every child is empowered to flourish and succeed.

St Simon The Apostle Primary School, Rowville

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Bentleigh East

ADDRESS: 842 Centre Rd, Bentleigh East, Vic 3165

PHONE: 9575 0909

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are empowered to make thoughtful choices and live a life filled with purpose and wonder.

Led by Principal Jane Ward, St Peter’s staff collaborate to ensure that student needs are well catered for, with a range of intervention and extension opportunities.

At St Peter’s, we believe that when students are confident, resilient and happy, they develop dispositions that prepare them to embrace future challenges and flourish in our complex world.

St Simon the Apostle Primary School is a vibrant learning community providing faith-centred education for the Rowville-Lysterfield area.

I am Tom Wursthorn, and as principal, I’m passionate about ensuring every child reaches their full potential through high-quality, evidencebased instruction.

At our school, we embrace explicit teaching practices, ensuring stu-

NAME: St Simon’s Rowville ADDRESS: 2 Taylors Lane, Rowville, Vic 3178

PHONE: 9755 4222

EMAIL: Tom.Wursthorn@ssrowville. catholic.edu.au

dents receive clear, structured, and scaffolded lessons.

Our teachers use step-by-step instruction, modeling, guided practice, and independent application to help students master key concepts.

This approach provides clarity and confidence, especially in foundational literacy and numeracy skills.

We aim to nurture gratitude, empathy, mindfulness and strong connections within our community. We want our students to flourish and reach their potential by knowing and using their strengths and building on them.

We want our students to identify and follow their passions and learn how to make a difference. We aim to bring out the best in each student, enabling all to achieve the highest goals possible.

I am honored to lead this incredible school community, where faith, learning, and evidence-based teaching come together to create lifelong learners.

Visit our website to make a booking for a school tour or conversation with the principal

● ● Joanne Soulsby

St Paul the Apostle Primary School Doreen is a thriving faith and learning community, inspired by the teachings of Jesus Christ and the life

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Bigfoot

■ Bigfoot: In Plain Sight is being presented from April 8-20 at Malthouse

In 2012, renowned Canadian Bigfoot researcher Robert H. McKinley self-published an autobiographical book encompassing his lifelong journey, and bond, with Bigfoot.

In 2024, local comedy team Handful of Bugs adapted that very book into a one person comedy show.

Set in the freezing Canadian wilderness, the story follows McKinley as he sets out on a journey to prove once and for all that this infamous conspiracy theory is not a theory at all, but a cold hard fact.

‘Bigfoot: In Plain Sight’ is ridiculous clowning mixed with an investigation of the ethics of adaptations.

Alex Donnelly is the performer and co writer of Bigfoot. Alex has starred in Voldemort and the Teenage Hogwarts: A Musical Parody (Salty Theatre), Lemon Tree on Dregs Street (Dirty Pennies Theatre) and the award winning short film Friends of Mine.

On top of being the other half of Handful Of Bugs, Lachlan Gough is the Director and co writer of Bigfoot. Lachlan has been kicking around the comedy scene since he was 14, having won the MICF Class Clowns state final for Victoria.

Bigfoot: In Plain Sight is produced by Melbourne based company Skint.

Performance season: April 8 - 20 at 8.30pm (7.30pm Sun)

Venue: Malthouse Theatre

Bookings: malthousetheatre.com.au/ whats-on/comedy-festival-2025/handful-ofbugs-bigfoot-in-plain-sight - Cheryl Threadgold

Sundays With WIT

■ Sundays with WIT present Unlocking Shakespeare with Tim Paige on Sunday (Mar. 23) from 10.30am to 12 Noon at the Bluestone Church Arts Space, 8A Hyde St., Footscray.

Shakespeare - the last great vestibule of the English language. A man who taught us to examine our souls, to look within ourselves and help us to distill the very essence of what it is to be human.

Reserved for the elite, upper crust of society. For those whose brows sit higher than the peaks of the Swiss Alps. For those who put the toffy in apple. Right? Wrong!

Time to ditch the wigs and capes and join Tim Paige as he helps uncover what it means to speak the speeches and tell these stories in 2025.

About the course: Participants will choose (from a selection) a monologue or scene to prepare before the workshop

These will be performed and worked on during the session

In order to get the most out of the workshop and Tim's expertise, please try to learn the text off by heart.

More details: witinc.com.au/sundays - Cheryl Threadgold

Jekyll and Hyde

■ Kingston Arts presents Jekyll and Hyde from New Zealand based theatre company A Slightly Isolated Dog, on April 12 at 2pm and 7.30pm at the Shirley Burke Theatre, Parkdale.

This fast-paced, absurd, and laugh-outloud version of the classic tale is an interactive adaptation that invites audiences to "bring your monster out to play" for an evening of comedy, chaos, and participation.

Directed by Leo Gene Peters, in this fresh take on the Jekyll and Hyde story, the contrasting attributes of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde take centre stage.

Dr Jekyll, the model of discipline and ethics, faces off against Mr Hyde, whose reckless and chaotic behaviour turns everything upside down. This performance playfully explores the tension between the self that conforms to social norms and the shadow self that longs to break free.

Saturday, April 12 at 2pm and 7:30pm Shirley Burke Theatre, 64 Parkers Rd, Parkdale. kingstonarts.com.au/Whats-On/ all-events/jekyllhyde

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SIMPLY BRILL

■ Simply Brill , starring Michaela Burger, Amelia Ryan and Michael Griffiths, will be presented as part of the 40th anniversary of Morning Melodies on Monday, April 7 at 11am and 1.30pm at Arts Centre Melbourne.

The show is a joyous celebration of the songwriters who transformed 1960’s rock 'n' roll forever. It brings to life the golden era of New York’s Brill Building - a centre for pop music production in the 1960s.

Theatrically presented, Simply Brill - with its blend of history, humour and heart - takes audiences from the humble beginnings of the music business in Tin Pan Alley, through to the dawn of the singer songwriter and the gamechanging explosion of rock ‘n’ roll.

The show retells the birth of iconic songwriters such as Bill Hayley and The Comets, Neil Sedaka, Bobby Darin, Carole King, Cynthia Weil and Ellie Greenwich.

Offering a fun and heartfelt tribute to some of the greatest songs and songwriters of the 20th century, Simply Brill blends history, humour, and heart to the stories of classic singalong hits, from Rock Around The Clock to Oh Carol, You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin', River Deep Mountain High and more.

Performance Date: Monday. April 7 at 11am and 1.30pm Venue: Arts Centre Melbourne.

Bookings: artscentremelbourne.com.au

- Cheryl Threadgold

Pursuing Pleasure

■ A capacity audience shared an enchanting hour with vocal dynamo Piera Dennerstein in Pursuing Pleasure, presented in the Studio Theatre at Gasworks Arts Park.

An internationally-trained high soprano opera singer turned cabaret cantatrice, Dennerstein entwines skilled musicality and showmanship with candid auto-biographical storytelling.

Also a poet and writer, Dennerstein recounts her story with admirable candor, while continuing to entertain her audience.

Opening with a commanding entrance and rousing rendition of the Habanera aria from Georges Bizet's Carmen, Dennerstein's vast vocal range is awesome.

Deviating from her operatic voice to toe-tapping song genres from jazz to country, all are explored with obvious delight – garnished with Dennerstein’s signature operatic flair

Joshua Haines’ piano accompaniment works beautifully to complement Dennerstein’s performance. The duo conveys a comfortable sense of musical familiarity, ensuring a smooth-running show in a genial, relaxed style.

We learn that behind Dennerstein’s infectious smile and radiant personality is a personal story of despair, courage and healing, from rejection and adversity in the opera industry to long-term abuse and stalking from an intimate partner.

Costume changes enhance Dennerstein’s

narrative - from an elegant, dark cocktail frock to comfy dressing-gown for a homely, intimate talk.

Dennerstein’s success at healing and pursuing pleasure in music, her life and body, is inspirational, as is the fabulous red and black corselette triumphantly symbolising her sense of liberation.

A career turning point for Piera Dennerstein in 2018 saw her commence tenure as an artist with premiere cabaret company Finucane and Smith

The result is a confident, versatile, musically gifted performer, totally focused on the art of storytelling and entertainment.

With dramaturgy by Melbourne Fringe Living Legend Moira Finucane, and directed by Olivia Charalambous, Pursuing Pleasure well achieves its aims of ’blurring the boundary between high and low art and cultivating a shared humanity.’

Congratulations Piera Dennerstein for raising spirits and inspiring others - and thank you for sharing the gift of your wonderful voice. pieradennerstein.com/ - Review by Cheryl Threadgold

Something Good

■ Rhys Darby, Mark Watson and Ting Lim will guest star in the Improv Show Something Good at the Comedy Festival on March 29 and April 5, 12 and 19 at the Comedy Republic.

Something Good continues to gain momentum by attracting high-profile special guests and showcasing a cast that has trained at The Second City, iO, and UCB, the renowned institutions that launched many of Saturday Night Live’s most celebrated stars such as Mike Myers, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Bill Hader and Kate McKinnon, reflecting the calibre of talent on Comedy Republic’s stage.

“There is a massive improv culture in the U.S. and we are passionate about bringing this style of comedy, that is the foundation for so many of our favorite comedic actors from film and television, to Australia”, says cast member Amy Ruffle.

“Having guests such as Rhys Darby and Mark Watson join us is such a thrill and honour, and our audience loves seeing these comedic superstars like they’ve never seen them before, in totally unique and completely unpredictable scenarios.”

Unlike stand-up, which involves rehearsed sets, improvisational comedy is made up on the spot. Scenes, storylines, and characters spring to life spontaneously, guided by the rule of “Yes, and…”, where performers accept their partner’s ideas and build upon them.

This collaborative, unscripted approach means no two shows are ever the same.

Performances: March 29 (Headliner Mark Watson), April 5 (Ting Lim), April 12 (Rhys Darby) and April 19 (final mystery guest)

Venue: Comedy Republic, Melbourne Bookings: comedyrepublic.com.au/ - Cheryl Threadgold

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■ Lil Wenker makes her Australian solo debut show Bangtail from March 25 to April 6 at the Motley Bauhaus

This epic tale of a man in search of his manhood.will follow the hero as he journeysfrom the Wild West to the American office in cowboy clown chaos.

Alan finds himself caught between his two identities and must reconcile his past and present to discover his true purpose.

This is a blend of storytelling, traditional clowning tropes,rowdy audience interaction and a loving homage to Spaghetti Westerns

Lil Wenker is an award-nominated clown, actor, and writer who made a splash in the London comedy scene after her arrival in September 2023. Cecily Nash is a director based in London and a graduate of École Jacques Lecoq.

Venue:The Motley Bauhaus

Dates: March 25 - April 6

Time: 9.45 pm (60 mins)

Box Office: eventfinda.com.au/2025/lilwenker-bangtail/melbourne/carlton/tickets - Cheryl Threadgold

Promising Young Mensch

■ Hot on the heels of an award winning run at the Melbourne Fringe, Melbourne based comedian Jacob Sacher is back to present his show Promising Young Mensch at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival from March 24 to April 6 at the Motley Bauhaus.

The show reflects on growing up in the religious Jewish community in the wake of the Royal Commission into Institutional Responses to Child Sexual Abuse.

Presented from the perspective of Sacher’s 13-year-old alter ego, the show reflects on his ultra-orthodox Jewish upbringing at a school - which was featured as a case study in the Royal Commission into Child Sexual Abuse.

With equal parts humour and vulnerability, Sacher wrestles with what it means to be a “survivor”. And, if he passes the high bar that society has placed on the term. The audience is safely and gently invited on this journey of introspection.

The show won a Judges Pick at the 2024 Melbourne Fringe and was nominated for the prestigious “Best Comedy” award. Jacob is also a Melbourne Theatre Company award winner for Excellence Off Stage and the winner of the Melbourne University Comedy competition who’s past winners include Hamish Blake, Sammy J and Ronny Chieng.

Performance Details: March 24 - April 6 at 7pm Venue: Motley Bauhaus, 118 Elgin St, Carlton

Bookings: comedyfestival.com.au - Cheryl Threadgold

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Michaela Burger, Michael Griffiths and Amelia Ryan in Simply Brill.

Wenker ● ● ● ● Piera Dennerstein.

Photo: Karin Locke

Local Theatre Observations

THREE SISTERS Shows

■ Beaumaris Theatre: Ladies in Black (Book by Carolyn Burns Music and Lyrics by Tim Finn Based on the novel “The Women in Black” by Madeline St John) Until March 22 at Beaumaris Theatre, 82 Wells Rd., Beaumaris. Director: Debbie Keyt. Musical Director: Rhonda Vaughan; Choreographer: Camilla Klesman. Bookings: beaumaristheatre.com.au

■ CentreStage: Come from Away. Until March 22 at The Playhouse, Geelong Performing Arts Centre, 50 Malop St., Geelong. Bookings: centrestage.org.au/event

■ Strathmore Theatrical Arts Group: Sex Please, We’re Sixty (by Michael Parker and Susan Parker) Until March 22 at the Strathmore Community Theatre, Loeman St., Strathmore. Director: Luisa Romeo. Bookings: stagtheatre.org

■ Essendon Theatre Company: Love, Love, Love (by Mike Bartlett) March 20 – 29 at the Bradshaw Street Hall, Bradshaw St., West Essendon. Director: Casey Bohan. Bookings: 0406448368 or trybooking.

■ Fab Nobs Theatre: Come From Away. March 21 – April 5 at Fab Nobs Theatre, Factory 33, 1-45 Industry Place, Bayswater. Director: Sarah Tierney; Musical Director: Sally McKenzie; Ass’t. Director/Choreographer: Aimee John; Ass’t. Director/Ass’t. Choreographer: Amy Miles. Bookings: fabnobstheatre.com.au

■ NOVA Music Theatre: The Music Man. March 21 – 30 at The Round, 379 Whitehorse Rd., Nunawading. Bookings: theround.com.au/whats-on/novathemusicman

■ Brighton Theatre Company: Glimpses (a collection of monologues and short oneact plays) March 26 – 28 at the Brighton Town Hall, Wilson St., Brighton. Director: Alison Knight. Bookings: www.brightontheatre. com.au

■ Warrandyte Theatre Company: When the Wind Blows (by Raymond Briggs) March 28- April 12 at the Warrandyte Mechanics’ Institute, 180 Yarra St., Warrandyte. Director: David Tynan. Bookings: trybooking.com/ cyjqt

■ The 1812 Theatre: The Thrill of Love (by Amanda Whittington) April 3 – May 3 at The Bakery, The 1812 Theatre, 3 Rose St., Upper Ferntree Gully. Director: Pip Le Blond. Bookings: 1812theatre.com.au or 9758 3964

■ CPP Community Theatre: Macbeth (by William Shakespeare) April 4 – 12 at Boronia K-12 College, Performing Arts Centre, Albert Avenue, Boronia. (park at Rangeview Rd. end). Director: Kathryn White. Bookings: cppcommunitytheatre.com.au/

■ Ballarat National Theatre: This is the Way the World Ends (by Barry Kay) April 4 – 6 at the Ballarat Mechanics Institute, Sturt St., Ballarat. Director: Louise Permezel. Bookings: bnt.org.au/news?view=article&id= 751&catid=66

■ Essendon Theatre Company: Ordinary Days (by Adam Gwon) April 4, 5, 6 at the Bradshaw St. Community Hall, 9 Bradshaw St., West Essendon. Cabaret seating. Bookings: 0406448368 or Trybookings

■ Upstage Theatre Company: Into the Woods, April 4–13 at the Tony Schemack Centre for Performing Arts, Beaconhills College, Berwick Campus. Directgor: Scott J Hili; Choreographer: Sarah Cullen; Musical Director: Tim Bland. Bookings: upstagetheatre company.com

■ Williamstown Little Theatre: Things I Know to be True (by Andrew Bovell) April 23 – May 10 at Williamstown Little Theatre, 2-4 Albert St., Williamstown. Director: Shirley Sydenham. Bookings: wlt.org.au

■ Lilydale Athenaeum Theatre Company: Haunted (by Eric Chappell) April 24 – May 10 at the Lilydale Mechanics Institute, Castella St., Lilydale. Director: Nicholas Ryan. Bookings: lilydaleatc.com

■ LOTS Theatre (Legends of the Skies): WHY … April 24 at 7.30pm at the Moorabbin Air Museum. Why we respect, why we remember, why we work for peace. Yarns, quizzes, facts, music, table competitions. Family friendly. BYO drinks and nibbles. Artistic director: Maggie Morrison. Bookings: https://www.trybooking.com/CZFEL - Cheryl Threadgold

■ 1901 to 2025 - Three Sisters has not lost its relevance in being a tale of hope, love, longing and ambition.

Anton Chekhov, celebrated Russian playwright although ill, penned this his second last play.

Its first performance being in 1901 just three years before his death from years of suffering from Tuberculous.

The question was how can a Director, Greg Carroll, and a Theatre Company such as Theatre Works bring Three Sisters to the stage, fresh and uninhibited, with countless performances by others before hand over the last century. They certainly did, it was an unparalleled production.

Being the story of three sisters, Olga (28 years old), Masha (23), and Irina (20), and their younger brother Andrei, they were the children of a general and their mother who both died and were buried in Moscow, where the family lived most of their lives.

A Russian influence set, well devised provided the background for the Three Sisters to live in their family home as they progressed their own lives for better or worse.

Rather than dwell on the story that is timeless, the performers made this production special by capturing their roles with ease and great conviction.

Impressive was the body language they exuded throughout, particularly when sharing joyous or emotive dialogue.

The three sisters certainly bonded together and their level of interaction together was absorbing, each with their own particular desires, marriage hopes and a shared longing for Moscow.

Olga (Mia Landgren) who should have married her brother-in-law was a dominant and articulate figure throughout, while younger Irina (Stella Carroll) suffers with the death of her intended lover adding another spectrum of despair to the work.

Very noticeable was the performance of Marsha (Joanna Halliday) who captured her role with perfection and was a key to the high level of performance.

Andrei (Ty McKenzie), their brother, poor soul, was controlled by his wife Natasha (Belle Hansen) who married into the family and took control of the household.

Not to the liking of Anfisa (Rosemary Johns), the house keeper and the butler Ferapont (Syd Brisbane) and who both played their parts with great conviction and often with a touch of humor.

It is difficult to make mention of all, however there was no question that the Director had assembled Chebutykin (Chris Connelly), Vershinin (Gabriel Partington), Tuzenbach (Laurence Young) and Solyony (River Stevens) and Kulygin (Simon Chandler) as the husbands

More Shows

■ Heidelberg Theatre Company: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (by Simon Stephens – from the novel by Mark Haddon) April 25 – May 10 at Heidelberg Theatre, 36 Turnham Ave., Rosanna. Director: Karen Wakeham. Bookings: htc.org.au

■ Malvern Theatre Company: A Happy and Holy Occasion (by John O’Donoghue) April 26 – May 10 at Malvern Theatre, 29a Burke Rd., Malvern. Director: Nicholas Opolski. Bookings: malverntheatre.com.au

■ Bairnsdale Production Line Theatre Company: Come From Away (by Irene Sankolff and David Hein) May 2 – 25 at the Forge Theatre and Arts Hub, Bairnsdale. Director: Peter Martignoles. Bookings: www.eastgippsland.vic.gov.au/leisure/ whats-on-and-buy-tickets

■ Theatre of the Winged Unicorn: The Jane Austen Experience (devised and directed by Elaine Mitchell) May 2, 3, 9, 10, 16, 17 at 7.30pm; May 4, 11, 18 at 2pm at the Ceres Temperance Hall, 40 McCann St., Ceres. Bookings: Trybooking.com/CYJIN Further details: theatreofthewinged unicorn.com.au - Cheryl Threadgold

and lovers in this very entertaining and highlevel performance.

Performance Season: Until March 22

Venue: Theatre Works, 14 Acland St, St Kilda Bookings: theatreworks.org.au

- Review by Graeme McCoubrie

Into The Woods

■ South East Melbourne’s emerging theatre collective Upstage Theatre Company is set to bring Stephen Sondheim’s iconic Into the Woods to life under the creative direction of Scott J. Hili.

As part of Upstage Theatre Company’s mission to create bold, diverse, and communitydriven theatre, this production of Into the Woods will embrace an immersive, visually striking aesthetic while remaining deeply rooted in its powerful themes of ambition, consequence, and human connection.

Hili says that his interpretation 'will challenge conventional perspectives, weaving in modern storytelling elements that enhance the emotional depth of the piece.'

“This production is about reimagining the way we tell stories, about pushing the boundaries of what local theatre can achieve,” says Hili.

“Audiences will experience Into the Woods like never before – with a fresh narrative lens that explores the complexities of hope, fear, and resilience in a way that speaks to today’s world.”

Upstage Theatre Company continues to cement itself as a vital arts presence in the Cardinia Shire and beyond, aiming to high-calibre musical theatre productions while fostering a sense of community and inclusivity.

With a commitment to platforming diverse talent and enriching the local cultural landscape, Into the Woods is set to be a milestone production for the company.

“We are thrilled to present a show that not only celebrates Sondheim’s genius but also aligns with our vision of bringing innovative storytelling to our audiences,” says Tim Warren-Smith, President of Upstage Theatre Company

“This production is an opportunity for both our artists and our community to engage with theatre in an exciting, meaningful way.”

Performances will take place at Tony Schemack Centre for Performing Arts, Beaconhills College Berwick Campus from April 4- 13. Tickets are available at www.upstage theatrecompany.com - Cheryl Threadgold

I Could Do That

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● Melanie Saward

■ Have you ever finished reading a book and thought “I could do that”?

Major publisher Penguin Random House is offering an opportunity to would-be writers.

PRH’s Write It Fellowship Program is open, offering writers from under-represented communities the opportunity to be mentored by PRH editors over 12 months, with the hope of publication.

While Write It aims to discover writers across all genres, there is a specific focus on applicants from marginalized socio-economic, LGBTIQ, First Nations, Culturally Diverse and disabled communities.

Joining the program as a consultant is the 2021 fellowship winner, Melanie Saward. The Bigambul and Waka Waka woman had her first novel Burn published in 2023 and her first romantic comedy novel, Love Unleashed, is being published by PRH

Melanie is full of praise for the program.

“It’s a fantastic fellowship and I am so proud to be a small part of someone’s path to publishing,” she said.

The Write It program is open to all Australian residents aged 18 or over, A short list will be chosen in July with the winners being announced in November.

The winners will also received a $2000 grant and the opportunity to participate in a PRH open house session about the nuts and bolts of the writing and publishing processes.

For more information, email writeit@penguinrandomhouse.com.au, and entries can be submitted to penguin.com.au/ writeit by 11.59 pm on Monday, April 14. - Julie Houghton

Auditions

■ Lilydale Athenaeum Theatre Company: The Diary of Anne Frank, March 23 at 12.003pm, March 24 at 7.30pm at the Lilydale Mechanics’ Institute, 39 Castella St., Lilydale. Director: Kellie Tweeddale. Enquiries: k.tweeddale@yahoo.com

■ Essendon Theatre Company: Things I Know to be True (by Andrew Bovell) April 1, 3 at 7pm, April 5 at 10.30am at the Bradshaw St. Community Hall, Bradshaw St., West Essendon (Off Buckley St.). Director: Angelo Snell. Audition enquiries and bookings: angelo.s23@live.com or phone 0458 502 232.

■ Melbourne French Theatre: Frenchspeaking actors only (or variation) for Après les Roses, le Poison - From Roses to Poison in French with English surtitles on April 5 at 2pm and April 8 at 7pm at La Maison de Maitre Building, 203-205 Canning Street, Carlton [corner Canning and Neill Streets]. Director: Donald Mcmanus; Producer: Michael Bula. RSVP on website https:// melbournefrenchtheatre.org.au/auditions/

■ The 1812 Theatre Ltd: Home, I’m Darling (by Laura Wade) April 6 at 6pm, April 7 at 7.30pm at The 1812 Theatre, 3 Rose St., Upper Ferntree Gully. Director: Amy Calbert. Audition enquiries: aj267@outlook.com or phone 0432 804 803

■ Malvern Theatre Company: The Humans (by Stephen Karam) April 13, 14 at 7pm at 29 Burke Rd., Malvern. Director: Nicky NevilleJones. Audition enquiries: gemcoplayers.org - Cheryl Threadgold

● ● Joanna Halliday, Stella Carroll, and Mia Landgren in Three Sisters.

Photo: Steven Mitchell Wright.

● ● ● ● Kirsten Ryan (Cinderella) at left rehearses Into the Woods with Sarah Tchantcho (The Baker'sWife). Eloise Vernon (Rapunzel) is in background.

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★ Australian Associated Press is celebrating its 90th anniversary of supplying news coverage to media outlets. They have launched a new logo.

★Sarah Jane Bell has moved from Melbourne to London and continued as a Freelance Reporter across television, radio, magazines and online. She was most recently freelancing at Channel Seven for Sunrise and 7NEWS Melbourne programs.

★The Moonee Valley Neighbourhood Spirit Awards winners will be announced during the Mediterranean Fiesta at Centreway, Keilor East from 11am-3pm on Sunday (Mar. 23). It is a free event.

★A capacity crowd of 600 will fill the Sofitel On Collins Ballroom this Saturday (Mar. 22) for the Installation of Peter Henshall as Freemasons Victoria Grand Master. There is a Cocktail Party hosted by outgoing leader Anthony Bucca on Friday (Mar. 21), and a luncheon at the Jim Stynes Room, MCG, on Sunday (Mar. 23).

★A Twilight Concert will be held at Lincoln Park, Essendon, from 5pm-9pm on Saturday, March 29. Australian electropop duo Sneaky Sound System headline the concert. They will be joined by DJ Be Kind to Other People, local group Mister Co. and MC Candy Hertz

★The music of Olivia NewtonJohn and Karen Carpenter will be performed by Presented by Ella's Music Club Jacqui Hamilton and Susie King at the Brighton Yacht Club on Sunday. April 6.

★Jacqueline Lunn is now the Growth Content Editor for Nine Metro mastheads including The Age.

★Seb Costello has left Nine’s A Current Affair.

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★Emma Bishop has started as the Head of Lifestyle for Urban List, based in Melbourne

★Led by Danny Cohen, Cartoon Kingdom is Australia’s largest cartooning company, which is bringing back Cartooning Camps to Melbourne. First camp will be from Monday-Friday, April 7-11 at Brighton Grammar School, Rosstrevor Auditorium.

★The Australian Recording Industry Association and Phonographic Performance Company of Australia announce that Lynne Small will be step down from her role as Chief Operating Officer of both organisations on April 30.

★Publicist Larissa Anderson says that Disney On Ice will be at the Rod Laver Arena from July 16-20.

★The Royal Melbourne Philharmonic Choir and Orchestra, led by Artistic Director Andrew Wailes, will be part of Andrea Bocelli's show at the Sydney Cricket Ground on Thursday, April 3. Also appearing are Tina Arena, Matteo Bocelli, Amy Manford, Mariam Battistelli, Andrea Griminelli, Angelica Gismondo, Francesco Costa and Marcello Rota

★A Melbourne ‘wake’ for entertainment industry PR man Tony Healey was held last Thursday (Mar. 13) at the Emerald Hotel, South Melbourne.

★ Isabella Charlton will debut her one-woman comedy show, So My Dad F****d The Nanny at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival

★Kate Ceberano is set to embark on another tour across regional Australia in June-August. Victorian venues are Wangaratta, Albury, Frankston, Ringwood, Bendigo, Sale, Nunawading, Ballarat and Geelong.

★The rock musical Hedwig and the Angry Inch is set to perform at Melbourne’s Athenaeum Theatre from June 13.

★Melbourne Design Week 2025 will be celebrated at NGV International and venues across Victoria from May 15-25, 2025.

Tolarno Galleries

■ Tolarno Galleries presents Traverse, a new exhibition of sculptures by Benjamin Armstrong.

A Tolarno representative said: “Holding in careful balance an array of figurative and abstract components crafted from diverse materials, this new group of sculptures gives symbolic and metaphorical expression to traversing – that is, moving across or through – a place, the mind or an idea.

“The six sculptures are the happy result of Armstrong’s return to the medium following an extended period spent focused on painting and printmaking – and building construction.

Armstrong is quoted to say: “My partner and I bought an old factory in Coburg in 2013, and, in collaboration with our architects, turned it into a workspace and home. I became obsessed with this project, building flatout for two-plus years. As a consequence, I didn’t even want to think about sculpture, because it was too physical in the round.”

Appropriate, then, that in pivoting back to three dimensions, Armstrong has selected materials that would be right at home on a building site: steel, wood, plaster and glass. Evening 2024-5 encaustic, glass, paint, silicone, steel, timber

“This is the first time I’ve worked with steel in sculpture and it’s the thread that runs through all the works,” he says of his first exhibition of sculpture at Tolarno since 2013. Here, I’m forcing it to do what I want it to do, rather than simply using off-the-shelf steel for a utilitarian reason.”

Armstrong has welded steel rods together to form a step-like succession of hollow cuboids (Measured 2024–25), another stepped structure (Scent 2024–25), and a distorted rectangular grid containing a number of indecipherable shapes (Linear and Circular 2023–25).

For other works, he has used a plasma cutter to give steel sections a serrated edge, then welded them into jagged triangles (Midday 2024–25; Evening 2024–25).

Animating these black-painted steel structures are a pair of belowthe-knee legs on tiptoe, carved from wood and coated with a chameleon pigment.

In Measured 2024–25, the legs are one step below the top, counterbalanced by a pile of plaster bricks at the base.

Measured 2024-5 paint, plaster, steel, timber 156 cm x 27 cm x 70 cm

In Linear and Circular 2023–25, the legs perch on top of the steel grid, which is bent and seemingly in the process of being sucked into a powerful vortex, thanks to the glass vessel angled on the floor beside it.

Tolarno Galleries

Level 5, 104 Exhibition Street, Melbourne

Phone: 9654 6000

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Shoplifters

■ (M). 121 minutes. Now available on DVD.

Winner of the Palme D’or at the 2018 Cannes Film Festival, this exceptional human drama from world-renowned film-maker Hirokazu Kore’eda (After Life, Our Little Sister) is compelling and moving, asking the viewer what is the true meaning of family.

Inspired by true events, the film follows the Shibata family, made up of father Osamu (Lily Franky), mother Nobuyo (Sakura Ando), older daughter Aki (Mayu Matsuoka), younger son Shota (Jyo Kairi) , and grandmother Hatsue (the late Kirin Kiki).

Living in Hatsue’s cramped dwelling, the Shibatas are able to survive by stealing, an art that has even been passed down to Shota.

When the close-knit group take in young Yuri (Miyu Sasaki), who is left outside in the cold by her abusive mother one evening, it sets off a series of events, with each member examining what they really mean to each other, how their sense of family compares to the standard set by the very society that shuns them, and the bureaucratic system where human beings can be lost and forgotten.

Kore’eda again weaves a tale devoid of easy sentimentality and melodrama, creating a gallery of three-dimensional characters that are completely believable, while deftly exploring various aspects of modern society, both positive and negative.

His ability to get extraordinary, naturalistic performances from his cast (especially children) is on full display here, and everyone is nothing short of outstanding.

While the unforgettable, heartwrenching drama Nobody Knows is, for me, Kore’eda’s masterpiece, Shoplifters is magnificent, offering adult audiences the kind of satisfying, nourishing entertainment that is becoming all-too-rare these days.

RATING - *****

Under The Silver Lake

■ (MA). 139 minutes. Now available on DVD.

After gaining much critical acclaim in 2014 for his terrific, John Carpenter-inspired horror film It Follows, writer/director David Robert Mitchell delivered his followup feature, Under The Silver Lake, a decidedly bizarre take on the LA landscape and its inhabitants, and while comparisons to David Lynch are valid, there is enough here to give this opus its own distinct identity.

The story centres on Sam (Andrew Garfield), who is unemployed

and about to be evicted from his apartment, and how a whole new world is opened up to him when he meets the mysterious Sarah (Riley Keough).

Entranced by the young woman, Sam is unsettled when Sarah disappears as quickly as she appeared, and as he sets out to find out what happened to her, encounters an entire underground society who can only be found via obscure, complicated clues.

For many, Lynch’s beloved Mulholland Drive will immediately come to mind, and while other influences are obvious, Mitchell does believe in the material he has created, and like Quentin Tarantino, effectively fuses his love of cinema to the story he wants to slowly reveal to the audience.

Mitchell re-teams with his It Follows cinematographer Mike Gioulakis, and the two make the most of the Los Angeles locations, imaginatively mixing landmarks people will recognise, with those that are odd and unseen.

Garfield (Boy A, The Social Network, Silence, We Live In Time) is perfect as the laconic but growingly disorientated Sam , but the entire cast has been well-chosen, as Mitchell wants to ensure that every face intrigues as the elusive plot plays out.

At 139 minutes, patience is required, but this skilfully crafted concoction is worth the effort.

RATING - ***½

Japan Sinks

■ (MA). 10 episodes. Now streaming on Netflix.

World-renowned animator Masaaki Yuasa (Mind Game, Ride Your Wave) teamed up with Pyeongang Ho (School-Live!, Sword Art Online) to bring the third adaptation of Sakyo Komatsu’s best-selling novel to the screen, and while very different from the 1973 and 2006 live-action feature films, it is both unpredictable and engrossing.

The Japanese public are shocked by a series of horrendous earthquakes, and as we mainly see the events unfold through the eyes of one family, it is discovered that the entire country will end up under water.

The series is dour, grim and sad, but superbly balances the best and worst of human nature, and concludes in genuinely moving fashion.

RATING - ****½ - Aaron Rourke

■ When I was young I would not miss a Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis film. As the years went by I became a fan of the wonderful singing style of Dean Martin

He was handsome, witty and always seemed to be very much in control.

Dino Paul Crocetti was born in Ohio in 1917. His parents were Italian immigrants and young Dino only spoke Italian up to the age of five.

He had an older brother and they were both served as altar boys at the local Catholic Church

Young Dino loved singing the old Italian songs and although he took singing lessons he maintained that he learnt to sing by copying Bing Crosby

At the age of 15 he became a boxer and said that of his 12 fights, "I won all but 11."

He started singing professionally as Dino Martin and in 1940, whilst he was performing with the Sammy Watkins Orchestra, his named was changed to Dean Martin.

In 1943 he was selected as the replacement for Frank Sinatra at New York's Riobamba Room

The following year was very eventful, Dean married Elizabeth Anne ‘Betty’ McDonald, was drafted into the Army, had a nose job, got his own radio show and met Jerry Lewis

In 1947 Dean and Jerry performed together onstage for the first time and had a very successful season at The Copacabana Night Club

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Whatever Happened To ... Dean Martin

By Kevin Trask of 3AW and 96.5 Inner FM

In 1948 they both signed with Capitol Records and recorded their hit single That Certain Party

The team were signed for a comedy NBC radio series which led to their first film My Friend Irma for Paramount Studios.

Dean was the father of four children but sadly Dean and Betty divorced in 1949 and he immediately married Jeanne Biegger.

The Martin and Lewis television series began in 1950 and they made 16 films together over a period of seven years.

Dean had a hit song That's Amore which debuted in their film The Caddy. They were the biggest comedy team in the world when they parted ways in 1956. At this time Dean had another hit song with

his version of Memories Are Made Of This. He made 39 films on his own including comedies, musicals and dramas.

During the 1960s he enjoyed doing shows in Las Vegas as a part of the legendary Rat Pack with Frank Sinatra, Peter Lawford, Sammy Davis Jnr and Joey Bishop.

I loved his performance in The Bells Are Ringing when he co-starred with Judy Holiday. In 1964 he knocked The Beatles off the top of the hit parade with his version of Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime

His highly successful television series The Dean Martin Show began in 1965 and ran for nine years.

He hated rehearsing and would use a standin to block his camera moves and then Dean would step into the show for the final taping and make fun as he tried to remember the lines - it worked and the audience loved it.

Dean made four films in The Silencers series and played secret agent Matt Helm

He married for a third time to Catherine Hawn but when that marriage failed he reconciled with Jeanne. In a radio interview Jerry Lewis told me Dean had a fear of flying. Dean loved westerns and would spend hours watching cowboy films and western television series.

Sadly his son Dino Jnr was a pilot and died in a plane crash in 1987. This destroyed Dean and he was diagnosed with lung cancer in 1993. Dean Martin passed away from acute respiratory failure on Christmas Day 1995 at the age of 78. Dean was mourned by Jeanne and his eight children.

The whole world loved Dean Martin. His tombstone features the epitaph, Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime Kevin Trask Kevin can be heard on 3AWThe Time Tunnel - Remember WhenSundays at 10.10pm with Simon Owens and Andrew McLaren. And on 96.5 FM

That's Entertainment - Sundays at 12 Noon. www.innerfm.org.au

‘UNREAL’ EXHIBITION AT BLENDER STUDIOS

Presented by The Signal Curators Group, the show Unreal is concerned primarily with the relationship between perception and reality.

Within this overreaching concept lies a particular focus on the politics of perception and reality, system of knowledge and their particular bases explored, the question “who benefits from this message of the truth” presented by viewer to interrogate.

The diversity of artistic mediums within this exhibition targets s broad sensory base an effort to infiltrate and re-imagine the perceived reality of the viewer, challenging their pre-conceived notion of perception and encouraging viewers to become more critical of their own experience of reality.

Viewers of this exhibition will therefore be invited to examine what lies between, and behind the real, engaging with mythologies, dualities and mirrors.

Exhibition opens March 20 -29. Blender Studios 400 Spencer St, Melbourne

Floribunda

is an exhibition organised by Bunjil Place in partnership with the National Gallery of Victoria.

It is curated by David Sequeira.

The title, Floribunda, Latin for many-flowering is a hybrid of ‘flower’ and ‘abundance’.

The exhibition, a major partnership between the National Gallery of Victoria and Bunjil Place, is an intoxicating larger-than-life mashup of floral imagery, design and motif drawn exclusively from the NGV Collection

Through its ‘Wunderkammer’ style of display Floribunda celebrates and reimagines the nature and significance of one of Australia’s most important collections, including Decorative Arts, Fashion and Textiles, Painting, First Nations Australia and Pacific Art, the selection of works spans multiple histories, cultures and art forms.

Featuring poignant still life paintings, culture embellished with swirls of floral pattern and objects lavishly adorned with buds ansd blooms, Floribunda connects human experience with the beauty and poetic symbolism of flowers.

Exhibition opens March 20 and closes July 20.

The Arts

Bunjil Place 2 Patrick North East Drive, NarreWarren

Maroondah

Gallery

Artspace at Realm

Showcasing six moving image artworks by Australian artists in Maroondah, this exhibition celebrates ACMI’s vibrant collecting and commissioning program.

Working in video offers artists the opportunity to use editing as their primary technique, mixing and matching elements from films or their own work to tell new stories.

By remixing or rearranging footage they built different rhythms and moods, create hilarious juxtapositions to shed new light on cultural cliches ad presumed histories.

The works in this exhibition all demonstrate irrepressible desire to bring deep themes to the surface with humour and an incredible attention to detail

Exhibition opens March 24 and closes May 18.

Maroondah Gallery

32 Greenwood Ave, Ringwood

Mansfield Park by Jane Austen

Fanny is often seen as prim, prud-

ish and lacking in spirit, a striking contrast to the witty and confident Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice

Fanny is a poor relation brought at the age 19 to live with her aunt’s family, the Bertrams at their stately country house Mansfield Park.

She has four cousins, all older two boys and two girls.

There is also another aunt Mrs Morris, living nearby who is one of Austen’s most odious characters and who makes Fanny’s life a misery with her nagging,

The only person who bothers to get to know Fanny is her cousin Edmund, who treats her with kindness and respect.

Fanny comes to love him deeply, but without hope.

The family lives in the countryside and never seem to visit London.

When Fanny is 18, and her cousin Maria has become engaged to a rich but unimpressive young man named Rushworth.

Henry and Mary Crawford come from London to live nearby.

Rich, worldly and attractive, Henry and Mary dazzle the Bartrams with their wit and sophistication.

Fanny is wary of them. Complications ensue when the young people decide to put on a play while the Bertrams ’ father, Sir Thomas , is away tending to his estates in Antigua.

Fanny’s disapproval of the family theatricals is another reason for readers’ impatience with her.

She’s a spoilsport, they say. She doesn’t anyone to have fun. But she can foresee the intimacies encouraged by acting in a play and how dangerous they are at this point on the lives of these young people.

Season: April 4-5.

Venue: Her Majesty’s Theatre Ballarat.

Melbourne Horti Hall. May 30 –31.

Eltham Montsalvat. Saturday June, 6.

Bookings: 9001 6400

- Peter Kemp

What MRI scans revealed

■ Actor-musician Rick Springfield has announced a MRI scan revealed he has lingering brain damage caused by a fall on stage in LA some 25 years ago. At the time of his fall Rick thought he had hurt his wrist and that cured itself. Onwards and upwards for Rick, aged 76, is keeping up his concert performances but under medical supervision for what the MRI discovered. Rick holds duel American/-Australian citizenship and is best known for his 1982 Grammy Award 'Jessie’s Girl', and before leaving for America he was with Australian powerhouse, glam rock band Zoot

All in the Family

■ Bert Newton's grandson, Monty, aged 9, makes his initial telly appearance in a commercial on air now, for Uni Super. Monty displays that Newton charm in a well-constructed commercial. Monty is the third generation of Newtons involved in Australian entertainment.

Kraft in booze business

■ Grocery supermarkets in the USA are trialling a new liquor product featuring hard seltzer infused with Crystal Light. The cocktail drink, in cans, is targeted to Generation Z, no sugar, vodka refresher that insiders hope will fill the slump in sales currently being experienced in grocery sector.

Brazen act live-to-air

■ Channel 7 reporter Hayden Nelson was on duty broadcasting from Rundle Mall, Adelaide. During his live to air chat about rising theft a lowlife walked up to where Hayden was broadcasting and scarpered off after nicking an expensive floodlight. Hayden covered the incident live to air.

Yibbida yibbida

■ Upscale fish n' chippery, D'lish Fish, Port Melbourne, is for sale, asking price is $2.6million. The chippery was at one time run by AFL football media and broadcasting legend Rex Hunt. In his time in the media Rex became famous for his crazy name calling of AFL players when broadcasting on 3AW. Who could forget Yaabbblettt for Garry Ablett, and the many other names and expressions he added to the footy lexicon. On Channel 7 he kissed fish and put them back to swim another day. Rex, now 76, is retired and is reported as suffering from mental health issues. - John O’Keefe

with Peter Kemp

With John O’Keefe

● ● Rick Springfield

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Across Across Down Down

1. Saved

6. Dental hole

11. Victorious cheer

15. Waterfront worker

20. Module

21. Strangely

22. Horse's neck hair

23. Edition

25. Discuss

26. Arctic sea bird

27. More pleasant

29. Single eyeglass

32. Small duck

34. Uncontrolled slide

36. Green gemstone

39. Hide away

41. Ticked over

43. Crème de la crème

46. Snooped

48. Once the ninth planet

49. Provides with personnel

51. Tiny amount

52. Symbolised

55. Widespread

56. Step

59. Hunter star formation

61. Soft-drink flavour

62. False god

63. Doled (out)

64. Beholden

67. Wander

68. Floor-cleaning liquid

70. Close at hand

71. Scrape together (4,2)

72. Chefs' smocks

73. Cure

74. Park seat

75. Guaranteed

77. Bereaved wife

78. Sends via Internet

79. Sufferer for cause

82. Golf hole scores

86. Scientist, Sir Isaac ...

87. Jacob's Old Testament twin

89. Social expulsion

92. Furtive peek

94. Velvet-like leather

96. Indecent material

98. "No" votes

100. Backless chair

101. Cat's cries

103. Dairy drink

105. Oily fruit

106. Stages of journey

108. Prepare path, ... the way

111. Outlaid money

112. Adopted (policy)

114. Of bone system

116. In proportion, pro ...

119. Actress, ... Thompson

120. Cup edges

121. Greenwich Mean Time (1,1,1)

123. Minuscule particle

124. Crowds

125. Less detailed

126. Hotel check-in desk

127. Experimental models (4-3)

130. Egg cells

131. Street stalls

135. Car smash

138. Gullible folk

139. Prude

141. Dorky youths

144. Bottle stopper

146. Donkey

147. Bring up (kids)

148. Drink daintily

149. Reminder

150. Cut into shape

151. Meat cutlet

152. Tidier

153. Trifling

155. Therefore

157. Shoe lining

158. Follow orders

160. Each year, per ...

161. Incidental comment

167. Grow old

168. Come in

169. Conformed, ... the line

171. Oscillate

172. Increased

175. Uses straw

176. Henpecks

179. Made play on words

180. Ready for picking

182. Body fluid lump

184. Glimpses

185. Flog

186. Information

188. Shut loudly

189. Zilch

190. Tennis ace, ... Sampras

191. Commercial breaks

193. Lentil dish

194. Come next

196. Principal

197. Pronto (1,1,1,1)

198. Patron saint of France

200. Disheartens

205. Boxer, Muhammad ...

207. Concentrated flavouring

210. Break from rule

211. Sorrowful

212. Main Indonesian island

213. Brief calm

214. ... the season to be jolly ('3)

216. Verbal exam

218. Fabled whale, ... Dick

219. Cargo

220. Witty remark (3-5)

224. Comprehended

227. Speaks

229. Please reply (1,1,1,1)

230. Friend in war

231. Phantom Of The ...

232. Cycled

233. Valley

235. My Big Fat ... Wedding

237. Active Sicilian volcano

239. Brink

241. Festivities

244. Famed lioness

246. Pretended (4-5)

249. Poems

252. Appliance, ... cleaner

254. Of poor quality

256. Muddled (up)

258. Model for public ridicule

259. Tibet's ... Lama

260. Meatball

263. Hindu land

264. Jewish scholars

265. Swiss cereal

267. Arrested

270. Opponents

271. Become sparser (4,3)

272. Went sour (of milk)

273. Beastlier

274. Rent

277. Dad

279. Red-skinned cheese

281. Devonshire tea item

284. Fortune

286. Off-limits, ... area (2-2)

288. Liver sac (4,7)

292. Chinese gooseberry, ... fruit

294. Author, Leon ...

295. Immature

298. Tribal senior

300. W African nation, Sierra ...

301. Metric length unit

303. Police informers

306. Unspecified person

308. Shallowest of the five Great Lakes

309. Grasp

311. Colonised

314. Hymn, Ave ...

315. Self-love

316. Rope (off)

317. Different

318. Kidney fat

319. US naval port, San ...

1. Windless

2. Naming word

3. Eject from home

4. Flower jars

5. Song for two

6. Drumming insect

7. Circular coral reef

8. Heathen

9. Low-bowled cricket delivery

10. Beautiful youth

11. Dash

12. Cultured

13. Out-of-order

14. Yearn

15. Transmit

16. Do well (at)

17. Kind of heron

18. Killer whale

19. Writer, ... Blyton

24. Reprimand, ... on the wrist

28. Large birds

30. Actor, ... Sharif

31. Knuckle of veal stew, ... bucco

33. One or the other

35. Local sayings

37. Strong cord

38. Delicate fabric

40. Tropical shrub

42. Wear down

44. 24-hour car race (2,4)

45. Sore to touch

47. Stench

48. Hair bleach

49. Climbed up on

50. Central American republic

53. Spoils rotten

54. Angry outbursts

57. Alertness

58. Swirling

60. Disabled (racehorse)

63. Inflatable life jacket (3,4)

65. Cricketing extras

66. Facts

68. Raise stakes, up the ...

69. Steam press

76. Reactor fuel

79. Tight-lipped

80. Relative sizes

81. Egg yellows

83. Stroll

84. Leap forward

85. I ... with my little eye

88. Insurance estimators

90. Trampled, ... on 91. Frosts (biscuits)

93. Beachfront mall

95. Arabian prince

97. Countless

99. Straddling

100. Coal vein

102. Revises (manuscript)

104. Stagger

107. Flee with lover

109. Formula One car sound

110. Bullets

111. Light industry area, business ...

113. Gourmet

115. Booting (out)

117. Go berserk, run ...

118. Aid in crime

121. Earns before tax

122. Captured

127. Exaggeratedly masculine

128. Chilli con ...

129. Aptly

132. Punctuation marks

138. Breast x-ray

140. Stiff-legged march (5,4)

141. Left untended

142. Dog, ... ridgeback

143. Haste

145. On edge (5-2)

151. Played the fool

154. Incurred (expenses) (3,2)

156. All set

159. Derisive shout 164. Suppress

169. Hauled

170. Lengthy movies

173. Tapering flag

174. Choux pastries, chocolate ...

177. White-faced

178. Get to the bottom of 181. Mentally picture

183. Sequin

187. Letter sleeves

192. Shook loose

195. Impure

199. Poured forth

201. Iraq's neighbour

202. Breakfast or dinner

203. Skims swiftly

204. ... Fools' Day

206. Pablo Casals' instrument

207. Obliterate

208. Shady trees

209. Square-sided prism

213. Songbird

215. Frozen regions

217. Mining magnate, ... Hancock

221. Peruvian mammal

222. Sprite

223. Staff roster

224. Spellbound

225. Paris landmark, ... Triomphe (3,2)

226. Brainwaves

228. Curios (4-1-4)

234. Planner of ship's course

236. Well-read

238. Revenge, tit for ...

240. Deity

242. Matters

243. In general

245. Schooling

247. Romantic & poetic

248. Corrected (text)

250. Physicist, Albert ... 251. Caravan nomads

253. Dish, bangers & ...

255. Crushing defeat

257. Smooth

258. Ireland (Gaelic)

261. Pulsing light

262. Lubricant container

265. Street assailant

266. Actor's platform

268. Trumpet sound

269. Actor, ... MacPherson

275. European currency unit

276. Wiry-haired dog, ... terrier

278. Blocked (blow)

280. Black mark

282. Zodiac crossover

283. Egyptian river

285. Salad fish

287. The Naked Chef, Jamie ...

289. Famous insurance body

290. Encircled

291. Church lay officer

292. Danish monetary units

293. Independent

296. Enthusiasm

297. Courage

299. End of life

302. Neither these nor ...

304. Greenfly

305. Asian republic, South ...

306. Congeals

133. Early anaesthetic

307. Short skirt

162. Sturdy

163. Unrestrained revelry

165. Standards

166. Possess

320. Stitched

321. Merest

322. Greek island

323. Chatter

324. Charming

134. Sentimental

135. Type of pheasant

136. Murderers

137. Pompous

308. Compass point

310. Performed

312. Jeans pioneer, ... Strauss

313. ... dong dell

Achtung Baby

■ Regarded as the Number 1 U2 tribute group in the country and acclaimed internationally, the U2 Show Achtung Baby are a must-see-act for any U2 fan.

The Memo St Kilda will play host to one of the hardest working tribute bands on the scene that offer staging, visual animations and note for note renditions of one of the world’s well renowned super groups. Saturday, March 29. Tickets at Trybooking.com

Final Call

■ Craig Lloyd has released his new single titled The Final Call.

Described as “the fateful tale of a woman pushed beyond her limits, but with a twist” the Central Highlands based award winning artist has co-written the song with Golden Guitar winners Carter and Carter.

News has it that it is already getting steady airplay throughout the country.

At The Convent

■ Come and spend the whole afternoon at the glorious Abbotsford Convent with a mini festival celebrating beautiful, dreaming music featuring Iksre, Clariloops, Zoltan Fecso, Willebrant and Matt Wicking.

Each performer will present a solo set, followed by an improvised jam at the end to cap off the day.

Saturday, March 22. 1pm- 7.30pm. Tickets at Humanitix.

- Rob Foenander

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Pilot, MICF comedy for young people

Crossword Solution No 35

■ ‘Pilot’ is comedy by young people, for young people at the 2025 Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

‘Pilot’ is bringing together six of Australia's most promising up-andcomers to headline their first ever Melbourne International Comedy Festival shows.

Producers Ethan Gallagher and Dylan McBurney come from comedy and performance backgrounds, and saw a gap in the festival's youth programs that they wanted to fill. The two first met at a Gen Z comedy talent show Ethan was hosting.

Featuring comedians from across the country, Pilot overcomes the barrier that many young people face in their hometowns. Naomi Ross is a musical comedian who graduated Year 12 last year and has started a Bachelor of Music Theatre and Acting in her hometown of Ballarat.

“Comedy allows me to be creative in an industry that often asks you to stick to the script.”, she said.

Kate Kindleysides , 2023 national winner of the comedy festival’s student competition ‘Class Clowns’, is bringing her offbeat, surreal stand-up style from Brisbane back to the Melbourne stage.

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Observations with Matt Bissett-Johnson

Observations with Matt Bissett-Johnson

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Court Lists

Heidelberg Magistrates’ Court Criminal Case Listings

Local Briefs

Rox. Park works

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■ ALTONA. Altona Newsagency. Pier St.

■ ■ ALTONA. Club Altona. 113 Civic Pde.

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■ ALTONA. IGA Supermarket. 103110 Pier St.

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■ ALTONA. Liberty Service Station. Cnr Millers Rd and Civic Pde.

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■ ALTONA. Thirsty Camel Licensed Grocers/Savvy Cellars. 49 Civic Pde.

■ KEILOR. Coles Express. 664-668 Old Calder Hwy..

■ KEILOR. Keilor Post Office/Newsagency. 100 Old Calder Hwy.

■ KEILOR. Keilor Village Convenience Store. 686 Old Calder Hwy.

■ KENSINGTON. Coles Express. 291-301 Smithfield Rd.

■ KENSINGTON. Foodworks. 484 Macaulay Rd.

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■ ALTONA NORTH. 7-Eleven. Cnr

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Koroit Creek Rd and Millers Rd.

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■ ASCOT VALE. 7-Eleven. Cnr Maribyrnong Rd and Epsom Rd.

■ ■ ASCOT VALE. Ascot Vale Lotteries and Cards. 187 Union Rd.

■ ■ ASCOT VALE. IGA Express. 124

Maribyrnong Rd.

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■ KENSINGTON. Local Folk Coffee Shop. Cnr Epsom Rd and Bayswater Rd.

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■ KINGSVILLE. BP Service Station. 88-94 Williamstown Rd.

■ MAIDSTONE. The Palms. Cnr Rosamond Rd and Ballarat Rd.

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■ BROADMEADOWS. City of Hume Offices. Cnr Tanderum Way and Pascoe Vale Rd.

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■ BRUNSWICK. 7-Eleven. Cnr Sydney Rd and Park St.

■ MARIBYRNONG. 7-Eleven. 32 Raleigh Rd.

■ MARIBYRNONG. United Service Station. 31 Raleigh Rd.

■ MOONEE PONDS. Moonee Ponds Newsagency. 45 Puckle St

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■ Local footballers and cricketers can look forward to a better game day experience at Lakeside Reserve in Roxburgh Park with works now underway on a pavilion upgrade and expansion, backed by the State Government.

Ros Spence, Minister for Community Sport, joined Greenvale MLA Iwan Walters and Hume City Council Mayor, Cr Jarrod Bell, at the reserve to officially start works at the site, made possible by $500,000 investment from the State Government.

Home to more than 420 members from the Roxburgh Park Football Netball Club and Roxburgh Park Broadmeadows Cricket Club, the current pavilion has been struggling to cope with growing demand and needs updating.

■ ■ BRUNSWICK. Brunswick Club.

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203 Sydney Rd.

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■ BRUNSWICK. Tatts. 396 Sydney Rd.

■ ■ BRUNSWICK. Continental Grocers Supermarket. 482 Sydney Rd.

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■ ■ BRUNSWICK. Gervasi Foodworks. 870-872 Sydney Rd.

■ ■ BRUNSWICK. Tatts/Newsagency/ Post Office. 650 Sydney Rd.

■ ■ BULLA. BP. 82-84 Bulla Rd.

■ ■ CAMPBELLFIELD. Caltex. 18021808 Hume Hwy.

■ ■ COBURG. Caltex. 265-267 Sydney Rd.

■ ■ COBURG. Coburg Hub Lotto,. 8/

430 Sydney Rd.

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■ ■ ■ CRAIGIEBURN. 7-Eleven. Cnr Craigieburn Rd and Dorchester St.

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■ ■ CRAIGIEBURN. Caltex. Craigieburn Plaza Shopping Centre. Craigieburn Rd.

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■ ■ ■ CRAIGIEBURN. Coles Express. Craigieburn Plaza Shopping Centre. Craigieburn Rd.

■ ■ CRAIGIEBURN. Direct Chemist/ Lotto. Craigieburn Plaza Shopping Centre. Craigieburn Rd.

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■ DEER PARK. BP . Cnr Robinsons Rd and Ballarat Rd.

■ ■ DEER PARK. Deer Park Club.

780 Ballarat Rd.

■ MORELAND. Tatts/News. 877 Sydney Rd.

■ NEWPORT. 7-Eleven. 438 Melbourne Rd.

■ NEWPORT. Friendly Grocer. 3/4 Hall St.

■ NEWPORT. Newport N ewsagency. 6 Hall St.

■ NIDDRIE. 7-Eleven. Cnr Keilor Rd and Hoffmans Rd

■ NIDDRIE. Caltex. Cnr Keilor dRd and Deakin St.

■ NIDDRIE. The Lott. 358 Keilor Rd.

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■ NORTH CARLTON. North Carlton Newsagency. 711 Nicholson St.

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■ ■ NORTH SUNSHINE. BP. `139 McIntyre Rd.

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■ NORTH SUNSHINE. Newsagency/ Tatts/Post Office. 69 McIntyre Rd

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■ NORTH SUNSHINE. United Service Station. 45 McIntyre Rd.

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■ NORTH WILLIAMSTOWN. 7Eleven. Cnr Koroit Creek Rd and Champion Rd.

■ OAK PARK. Oak Park Cellars, 95 Snell Gr.

■ OAK PARK. Oak Park Newsagency/ Lotto. 120 Snell Gr.

■ PASCOE VALE. 7-Eleven. Cnr Stewart St and Pascoe Vale Rd.

■ PASCOE VALE. Pascoe Vale Central Tatts. 76 Cumberland Rd.

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■ ■ DEER PARK. Deer Park Hotel.

760 Ballarat Rd.

■ ■ DEER PARK. United Service Station. Near Cnr 810 Ballarat Rd and Station Rd.

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■ PASCOE VALE. Pascoe Vale RSL. Cnr Cumberland Rd and O’Hea St.

■ PASCOE VALE SOUTH. 7-Eleven. 477 Bell St.

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■ PASCOE VALE SOUTH. BP. Cnr Bell St and Ross St.

■ PASCOE VALE SOUTH. Caltex. Cnr Bell St and Cumberland Rd,

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■ EAST BRUNSWICK. Coles Express. Cnr 54 Holmes St and Donald St.

■ ■ EAST COBURG. 7-Eleven. Cnr Bell St and Elizabeth St.

■ ■ ■ ■ ESSENDON. 7-Eleven. Cnr 1 Napier St and Mt Alexander Rd.

■ ■ ESSENDON. 7-Eleven. Cnr Mt Alexander Rd and Buckley St.

■ ■ ESSENDON. Coles Express. 783795 Mt Alexander Rd.

■ ■ ESSENDON. Essendon Roundabout Newsagency. 85 Fletcher St.

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■ FAWKNER. Fawkner Newsagency. 54 Bonwick St.

■ ■ FAWKNER. Moomba Park Newsagency. 89 Anderson Rd.

■ ■ ■ ■ FITZROY. United Service Station. Cnr Nicholson St and St Georges Rd.

■ ■ PASCOE VALE SOUTH. Coles Express. Cnr Bell St and Sussex St.

■ ■ PASCOE VALE SOUTH. Pascoe Vale South Post Office/NewsXPress. 372-380 Bell St.

■ PRINCES HILL. North Carlton Convienece Store. 577 Lygon St.

■ ROXBURGH PARK. 7-Eleven. Cnr Bridgewater Rd and James Miram Dr.

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■ ■ ROXBURGH PARK. Foodworks. Cnr Donald Cameron Dr and Roxburgh Park Dr.

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■ ROXBURGH PARK. United Service Station. 124-130 Somerton Rd.

■ SOMERTON. Caltex. Cnr Somerton Rd and Hume Hwy.

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■ SPOTSWOOD. Coles Express. Cnr The Avenue and Williamstown Rd.

■ ■ STRATHMORE. Strathmore Cellars. 305 Napier St.

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■ ■ FITZROY. Metro Service Station. Cnr Nicholson St and Alexandra Pde.

■ ■ FLEMINGTON. Foodwoorks. 306 Racecourse Rd.

■ ■ FOOTSCRAY. Footscray Newsagency. Cnr Droop St and Nicholson St.

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■ GLADSTONE PARK. Coles Express. 175-193 Mickleham Rd.

■ ■ GLADSTONE PARK. Coles Exp[ress. 210-212 Mickleham Rd.

■ ■ GLENBERVIE. Milk Bar. Cnr Glass

St and Npaier St.

■ STRATHMORE. Strathmore Post/ News. 311 Napier St.

■ STRATHMORE. Strathmore Village Milk Bar. 287 Napier St.

■ STRATHMORE. Woodfield Cellars. 9 Woodland St.

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■ ■ SUNBURY. Sunbury Newsagency. 14 Brook St.

■ SUNSHINE. 7-Eleven. Cnr Ballarat Rd and Hampshire Rd.

■ TULLAMARINE. 7-Eleven. 182 Melrose Drive.

■ TULLAMARINE. 7-Eleven. Cnr

Abdulfatah, Arsse Afath, David Attard, Alistair Azzopardi-Calafati, Kyle Bawa, Ravinder Broderick, Harley Brook, Nicholas Raymond Brown, Danielle Bryant, Karen Byrne, William Caridi, Joseph Caulfield, Jess Chaabani, Daniel Christopoulos, Chris Considine, Gavin Ashley Cook, Lance Deralas, Chris Dettman, Bianca Dickenson, James Dislakis, Daniel Noel Ditcburn, Jane Doumtsis, Anthony Dow-Gleeson, Luke Elroumayhi, Hussein Enosa, Phillip Eshlan, Mohammed Ali Fagan, Alisha Jayne Fasi, Eno Fei, Zhenhua Fili, John Fogci, Bilal Garraway, Blair Garritty, Daniel Geddes, Seona Gigliotti, Vincent Gleeson, Luke Gleeson, Michael Raymond Gorse, Benjamin Gould, Wayne Grant, Jeffery Griffiths, Daniel Robert Harris, Adam Harrison, Amy Marie Hayes, Nioka Hedrick, Tracey Holmes, Jillian Houston, Andrew Imran, Muhamad Ioannidis, Peter Jacob, Tahnaya Jalal, Mariwan Jankulovski, Robert Jasevski, Panta Johnstone, Dwayne Bradley Kanakis, Panteli Kazaley, Jemma Kelly, Jodie Kennedy, John Anthony King, Joanne Kirk, Paul Kosterman, Sean Kostopoulos, Anthony Kotevski, Zlatko Kouklis, Anthony Laan Woods, Corey Lapworth, Jade Lee Miller, Jamie Linkins, Zachary Magill, Grace Yvonne Maslen, Benn Joseph May-Dessmann, Guy Mcgowan, Bonnie Mckrill, Jayde Mclaren, Jacob Meier, Steele Merhi, Merhi Miliani, Liam Miller, Connor Miller, Jamie Mitchell, Jarrad

$4.6m

Mojo Roofing Pty Ltd Moslimani, Karim Nasery, Khais Muhammed Nikkheslat, Omid Noori, Shah Nous, Michael Nwachukwu, Stephen Obrien, Lance Palozollo, Jesse Parousis, Peter Porter, Rebecca Cheryl Quirk, Richard Raya, Stephany Rizkalla, Issam Elias Rizzo, Kristopher Robinson, Jayden Ryan, Tristan Sadeghpour, Salar Salim, Abdul Saturnino, Benedicto Saunders, Lara Shaaya, Alex Sichounidis, Athena Singh, Harvinder Singh, Jaspreet Singh, Parbhjot Smith, Christopher Edward Stedman, Cody Tame, Brooke Taylor, Sandra Louise Temple, Jerelyn Julliana Tran, Vinh Quang Tzitziras, Despina Ulutui, Lucky Raymond Uweinat, Ibrahim Van Leeuwen, Lauren Vanzwol, Jacky Vella, Luke Alfred Wagner, Jack Alex Wei, Wen Yi Wilkins, Joshua Woolley, Sammy-Jo Xu, Junjie Yehia, Mohammed Zotos, Angelo Zotos, Evangelos Werribee Magistrates’ Court Criminal Case Listings Wednesday, March 19 Adam, Meshal Alphonse, Adam Barnett, Wayne Conte, Joshua Dickinson, Jake Harris, Floyd Hawli, Ahmad Hlun, Ni Thian Holland, Taylor Mag, Ayor Samuka, Foday Tanti, Mary Thian Hlun, Ni Hu Thwaites, Lauwrenson James

for Vasey RSL Care

The project will upgrade and expand the existing pavilion to include two female friendly player and two officials change facilities, accessible amenities, first aid room and storeroom.

Once complete, Lakeside Reserve will not only be a home for local sport but will also provide new spaces for nearby Roxburgh College and community groups to gather, stage events and run local programs.

The project is expected to be finished in early 2026 and also includes a more than $1.75 million contribution from Hume City Council.

The State Government also recently invested $112,000 towards new pitch lighting at nearby Arena Recreation Reserve which will help Roxburgh Park United Soccer Club host more training and night competitions so that more players can get their start on the pitch.

The State Budget 2024-25 is providing more than $23 million to continue delivery of community sport and active recreation infrastructure, and programs to increase participation opportunities and improve accessibility.

Ms Spence said: “With more and more families moving into growth areas like Hume, demand for sport is on the up.”

“The new pavilion will give the Magpies room to grow, providing even more community members the chance to join in the fun.

“Sport and active recreation is not just good for our physical and mental health; it brings people together and builds communities.”

Mr Walters said: “This upgrade is great news for Roxburgh Park, giving our local footy and cricket clubs the facilities they need to grow while creating a fantastic community hub for sports and events.”

‘Perverted the course of justice’

■ Detectives from the Criminal Proceeds Squad have charged two people as part of an investigation into the alleged destruction of evidence.

A 38-year-old Maribyrnong woman and a 33-year-old Coburg man were arrested on Thursday morning (Mar. 13) and subsequently charged with pervert the course of justice and destruction of evidence.

Both were bailed to appear at Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on March 18.

The charges are linked to information uncovered by police during Operation Ironside in 2021.

Tarneit ramming

■ Werribee police have charged a man following an alleged police ramming in Tarneit

He has since been charged with:

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■ GLENROY. Caltex. Cnr Pascoe

Vale Rd and Finchley St.

■ ■ GLENROY. Coles Express. Cnr Pascoe Vale Rd and 213 Glenroy Rd.

■ ■ GLENROY. Metro Service Station.

770-774 Pascoe Vale Rd.

■ ■ GLENROY. Tatts. 773 Pascoe

Vale Rd.

Melrose Dr and Mickleham Rd.

■ TULLAMARINE. Milk Bar. 193 Melrose Drive.

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■ ■ TULLAMARINE. Tullamarine Newsagency. 191 Melrose Drive.

■ WILLIAMSTOWN. Metro Fuel. Cnr Williamstown Rd and Lyons St.

■ Vasey RSL Care has had success in securing a Veteran Acute Housing Program grant under the Capital Works and Specialist Services streams

■ intentional exposure of police officer to risk by driving

■ 3 x possess drug of dependence

■ 2 x fail to stop at police direction

■ possess controlled weapon

■ possess dangerous article

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Mickleham Rd and Greenvale Dr

■ ■ KEALBA. Caltex. Cnr Sunshine

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Ave and Main Road East.

■ ■ KEALBA. Coles Express. 100 Sunshine Ave.

■ WILLIAMSTOWN. The Lott. 35 Ferguson St.

■ YARRAVILLE. 7-Eleven. Cnr

Williamstown Rd and Somerville Rd.

■ ■ YARRAVILLE. The Lott. Cnr

Williamstown Rd and Somerville Rd.

Vasey RSL Care has secured $4.6 million to establish The V Satellite, a regional accommodation option with additional support. The V Satellite will be located in Geelong, and will provide transitional accommodation and support services to veterans in need. A masterplan for the design will be developed in the coming months. The centre will accommodate 10 individuals, each with a bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, living area, and study space, while also offering a communal hub and outdoor spaces to foster connection and support.

Vasey RSL Care has been awarded $1.1 million to employ Veteran Housing and Support Coordinators.

■ exceed speed-limit where a speed-limit sign does not apply

■ drive under the influence

■ resist police officer

He was bailed to appear before Werribee Magistrates’ Court on September 1.

Victorian Pictorial

● ● Scouts River House, Ivanhoe

● ● ● ● Ivanhoe Public Golf Course. 1976.

● ● Looking towards the Yarra from Ivanhoe station.

● ● Panorama from the quarry

● Local Ivanhoe football team. 1935. ● ● ● ● Ivanhoe bus (Deepdene-Mont Park).

● ● ● ● Panorama of Ivanhoe

SCORES FROM WEEKEND MATCHES

Amateurs

■ Premier Firsts. Finals Round 2. TwoDay. Mar. 15-16. Camberwell Magpies 1st XI 6/140 v Ringwood 1st XI 9-d/193. Richmond 1st XI 7/85 v Dandenong 1st XI 6-d/ 201.

■ Premier Seconds. Semi Finals. TwoDay. Mar. 15-16. Melbourne University 2nd XI 10/244 v Carlton 2nd XI 0/0. Fitzroy Doncaster 2nd XI 9/164 v Northcote 2nd XI.

■ Premier Thirds. Semi Finals. Two-Day. Mar. 15-16. Prahran 3rd XI 10/160 v Frankston Peninsula 3rd XI 4/71. Melbourne 3rd XI 10/206 v Melbourne University 3rd XI 3/ 55.

■ Premier Fourths. Semi Finals. TwoDay. Mar. 15-16. Melbourne University 4th XI 2/96 v Fitzroy Doncaster 4th XI 9-d/254. Richmond 4th XI 10/104 v Prahran 4th XI 1/ 182.

Sub-District

■ North-East First XI. Finals Round 1. Two-Day. Mar. 15-16. Preston 1st XI 0/68 v Plenty Valley 1st XI 10/176. Noble Park 1st XI 9/317 v Mt Waverley 1st XI. St Bernard's OC 1st XI 10/215 v Brunswick 1st XI.

■ North-East Second XI. Finals Round 1. Two-Day. Mar. 15-16. Mt Waverley 2nd XI 10/227 v Kew 2nd XI. Bayswater 2nd XI 3/ 33 v Plenty Valley 2nd XI 10/148. Brunswick 2nd XI 10/261 v Balwyn 2nd XI.

■ North-West Third XI Division 1. Finals Round 1. Two-Day. Mar. 15-16. Werribee 3rd XI 10/267 v Plenty Valley 3rd XI. Brunswick 3rd XI 10/186 v Preston 3rd XI 4/65.

■ North-West Third XI Division 2. Finals Round 1. Two-Day. Mar. 15-16. Taylors Lakes 3rd XI 10/215 v Yarraville 3rd XI. Altona 3rd XI 10/96 v Ivanhoe 3rd XI 7/86.

■ North-West Fourth XI Division 1. Finals Round 1. Two-Day. Mar. 15-16. Brunswick 4th XI 4/320 v Preston 4th XI. Hoppers Crossing 4th XI v Werribee 4th XI.

■ North-West Fourth XI Division 2. Finals Round 1. Two-Day. Mar. 15-16. Coburg 4th XI 7/192 v Taylors Lakes 4th XI. Strathmore 4th XI 10/196 v Ivanhoe 4th XI 0/ 2.

■ South-East Third XI Division 1. Finals Round 1. Two-Day. Mar. 15-16. Oakleigh 3rd XI 1/31 v Mt Waverley 3rd XI 10/135. Malvern 3rd XI 10/111 v Caulfield 3rd XI 6/ 138.

■ South-East Third XI Division 2. Finals Round 1. Two-Day. Mar. 15-16. Elsternwick 3rd XI 9/329 v Endeavour Hills 3rd XI. Port Melbourne 3rd XI 10/166 v Ormond 3rd XI 5/ 62.

■ South-East Fourth XI Division 1. Finals Round 1. Two-Day. Mar. 15-16. Oakleigh 4th XI 10/164 v Bayswater 4th XI 0/ 46. Mt Waverley 4th XI 10/346 v Brighton 4th XI.

■ South-East Fourth XI Division 2. Finals Round 1. Two-Day. Mar. 15-16. Ormond 4th XI v Port Melbourne 4th XI. Noble Park 4th XI 7/142 v Elsternwick 4th XI 6-d/ 136.

■ South-West First XI. Finals Round 1. Two-Day. Mar. 15-16. Oakleigh 1st XI 10/ 67 v Caulfield 1st XI 2/106. Hoppers Crossing 1st XI 10/223 v Malvern 1st XI. Brighton 1st XI 10/167 v Altona 1st XI 1/19.

Diamond Valley

■ Barclay Shield. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-22. Rosanna 1st XI 9/209 v Bundoora 1st XI.

■ Money Shield. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-22. Rosebank 1st XI 9/201 v Eltham 1st XI

■ Mash Shield. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-22. Rivergum 1st XI v Mernda 1st XI 10/143.

■ B-Grade. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. North Eltham Wanderers 2nd XI v Riverside 2nd XI. North Eltham Wanderers 2nd XI 10/142 v Riverside 2nd XI

■ C-Grade. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Lower Plenty 2nd XI 10/81 v Research Eltham Collegians 2nd XI

■ D-Grade. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Bundoora 2nd XI 10/118 v South Morang 2nd XI 2/22.

■ E-Grade. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Lower Plenty 3rd XI 8/198 v Banyule 3rd XI.

■ F1-Grade. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Greensborough 4th XI 10/217 v Plenty 3rd XI

■ F2-Grade. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. South Morang 3rd XI 1/25 v Dennis 3rd XI 10/121.

■ F3-Grade. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Lower Plenty 4th XI v Greensborough 5th XI 9/170.

■ G1 East-Grade. Grand Final. One Day. Lower Eltham 3rd XI 7/214 v Riverside 6th XI 10/177.

■ G1 West-Grade. Grand Final. One Day. Thomastown United 3rd XI 10/118 v Dennis 4th XI 10/99.

■ G2-Grade. Grand Final. One Day. North Eltham Wanderers 5th XI 4/163 v Macleod 4th XI 10/162.

■ G3-Grade. Grand Final. One Day. Montmorency 6th XI 5/150 v Diamond Creek 6th XI 7/149.

Eastern

■ Dunstan Shield. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Mont Albert 1st XI 10/115 v North Balwyn Bulls 1st XI 1/40.

■ Wright Shield. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Deepdene Bears 1st XI 0/7 v East Malvern Tooronga 1st XI 10/159.

■ A Turf. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 1516. Surrey Hills 1st XI 10/167 v Hawthorn Boroondara 1st XI 2/9.

■ B Turf. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 1516. Balwyn Saints & Blasters Senior Men 1st XI 1/43 v Richmond Union 1st XI 10/145.

■ C Turf. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 1516. Bulleen 2nd XI 8/216 v East Malvern Tooronga 2nd XI.

■ D Turf. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 1516. Edinburgh 2nd XI 9/173 v Richmond City 2nd XI.

■ E Turf. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 1516. Mont Albert 3rd XI 3/66 v Hawthorn Boroondara 3rd XI 10/60.

■ F Turf. Grand Final. One Day. Bulleen 3rd XI 8/133 v Richmond Union 2nd XI 7/134.

■ Jim MacGibbon Shield. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Trinity Willison CC 1st XI 10/205 v Burwood Unt. Canterbury Senior Men 1st XI.

■ Kevin Burt Shield. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. West Ivanhoe United 1st XI v Mount Waverley Catholics 1st XI.

■ John Menzies and Keith Mackay Shield. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 1516. North Alphington 9/173 v Toorak-Prahran 2nd XI.

■ A Synthetic. Grand Final. One-Day. Mulgrave 3rd XI 10/253 v Mount Waverley Uniting 1st XI 1/11.

■ B Synthetic. Grand Final. One-Day. Glen Waverley 3rd XI 1/55 v St. Pauls Oakleigh Districts 2nd XI 10/82.

Morn. Peninsula

■ Provincial Firsts. Round 14. One-Day. Old Peninsula 1st XI 9/223 v Baden Powell 1sts 9/147. Sorrento 1sts 5/148 v Red Hill 1sts 10/146. Dromana 1sts 4/102 v Langwarrin 1sts 10/96. Heatherhill 1sts 8/185 v Pines 1sts 6/186.

■ Peninsula Firsts. Round 14. One-Day. Mornington 1sts 2/140 v Mt Eliza Senior Men 1st X1 10/139. Moorooduc 1sts 10/151 v Rosebud Senior Men 1sts 2/156. Somerville Senior Men 1sts 9/213 v Seaford Tigers 1sts 10/127. Long Island 1sts 10/150 v Seaford 1sts 7/151.

■ District Firsts. Round 14. One-Day. Main Ridge 1sts 4/238 v Carrum Downs 1sts 8/236. Baxter 1sts 9/139 v Balnarring 1sts 10/207. Boneo 1sts 3/158 v Carrum 1sts 10/ 157. Crib Point 1sts 7/159 v Flinders 1sts 7/ 309.

■ Sub-District Firsts. Round 14. OneDay. Tyabb 1sts 7/202 v Frankston YCW 1sts

10/125. Rye 1sts 8/203 v Skye 1sts 10/80. Mt Martha 1sts 5/123 v Ballam Park 1sts 7/ 121. Tootgarook 1sts 3/116 v Delacombe Park 1sts 10/115.

■ Provincial Seconds. Round 14. OneDay. Baden Powell 2nds 7/172 v Old Peninsula 2nd XI 8/168. Red Hill 2nds v Sorrento 2nds. Langwarrin 2nds 3/331 v Dromana 2nds 10/120. Pines 2nds 2/155 v Heatherhill 2nds 10/154.

■ Peninsula Seconds. Round 14. OneDay. Mt Eliza Senior Men 2nd X1 9/187 v Mornington 2nds 9/111. Rosebud Senior Men 2nds 10/158 v Moorooduc 2nds 10/148. Seaford Tigers 2nds v Somerville Senior Men 2nds. Seaford 2nds 10/137 v Long Island 2nds 10/51.

■ District Seconds. Round 14. One-Day. Carrum Downs 2nds 3/113 v Main Ridge 2nds 10/110. Balnarring 2nds 8/172 v Baxter 2nds 4/173. Carrum 2nds 8/162 v Boneo 2nds 7/ 232. Flinders 2nds 0/127 v Crib Point 2nds 10/120.

■ Sub-District Seconds. Round 14. One-Day. Skye 2nds v Rye 2nds. Ballam Park 2nds 9/175 v Mt Martha 2nds 6/140, abandoned. Frankston YCW 2nds 7/197 v Tyabb 2nds 10/189. Delacombe Park 2nds 9/147 v Tootgarook 2nds 10/147.

North Metro

■ Jika Shield. Preliminary Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Preston Baseballers CC 1st XI 10/342 v Old Ivanhoe Grammarians CC 1st XI

■ Jack Quick Shield. Preliminary Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Olympic Colts CC 1st XI 9/256 v Bellfield Bulls CC 1st XI.

■ Jack Kelly Shield. Preliminary Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. S

■ B-Grade.Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Preston YCW District CC 1st XI 10/ 215 v Victorian Nepalese CA CC 2/0.

■ C-Grade. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Old Ivanhoe Grammarians CC 3rd XI 7/304 v Fairfield CC 2nd XI.

■ Robert Young DODC. Grand Final. One Day. Camrea CC OD 9/220 v Olympic Colts CC OD 10/107.

Ringwood District

■ Lindsay Trollope Shield. Preliminary Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Lilydale 1XI 1/34 v Norwood 1XI 7-d/301.

■ Bill Wilkins Cup. Preliminary Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Wonga Park 1XI 10/205 v Warranwood 1XI.

■ Stuart Newey Plate. Preliminary Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Warrandyte 1st XI 3/ 76 v Mt Evelyn 1XI 10/192.

■ Steve Pascoe Shield. Preliminary Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Norwood 2XI 10/ 111 v North Ringwood 2XI 4/37.

■ Pat Meehan Shield. Preliminary Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. East Ringwood 2XI 10/212 v Healesville 1XI.

■ Ian Spencer Shield. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Heatherdale 2XI v Warranwood 2XI 9/178.

South East

■ Longmuir Shield. Finals. Two Day. Mar. 15-23. West Bentleigh 1 10/191 v Bentleigh Uniting 1 1/19.

■ Woolnough Shield. Finals. Two Day. Mar. 15-23. Washington Park 1 v Mackie 1 10/173.

■ Quiney Shield. Finals. Two Day. Mar. 15-23. Omega 2 9/202 v Carnegie South 1

■ Pullen Shield. Finals. Two Day. Mar. 15-23. East Sandringham 2 v Highett West 1 7/357.

Western Suburbs

■ A-Grade. Grand Final. Two Day. Mar. 15-16. Altona Sports A 1st XI - Two Day 10/

320 v Western Utd SC A Grade 2nd XI.

■ Vision 1. Grand Final. One Day. Williams Landing SC D01 1st XI 7/150 v Manor Lakes D01 1st XI.

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Lucky Colour: Silver Lucky Day: Wednesday Racing Numbers: 7,8,3,4, Lotto Numbers: 4,23,31,23,34,49, The universe is working in your favour, and you can expect abundant, favourable opportunities to come your way. Your friendships during this period will be significant, and you may develop strong bonds with those around you. Your compassionate nature and willingness to assist others will be highly valued and appreciated.

GEMINI: (May 21- June 21)

Lucky Colour: Cream Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 6,7,8,9

Lotto Numbers: 1,14,23,35,45,5 This is a time of financial success and prosperity, but it's essential to carefully examine all the details before signing any agreements or contracts. It's also wise to discuss any significant moves or plans with other parties impacted by your decisions to ensure everyone is on the same page. By taking these precautions, you can ensure that your success continues and that you avoid any unnecessary complications or misunderstandings.

CANCER: (June 22- July 22)

Lucky Colour: Green Lucky Day: Thursday Racing Numbers: 7,8,9,5, Lotto Numbers: 1,14,23,35,45,5, This time frame doesn't necessarily have to be ridden with misfortune. However, verifying everything you hear or are told by seeing it with your own eyes is advisable. Positively, you should encounter fewer financial challenges during this period.

LEO: (July 23- August 22)

Lucky Colour: Violet

Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 6,7,8,4, Lotto Numbers: 1,14,23,35,41,11, The upcoming period promises to be bustling with many invitations and friendly contacts. For those who trust their intuition, it may lead to fortunate outcomes, especially for those who take calculated risks. However, it is essential to tread carefully with colleagues at work, as disagreements may arise if tact and diplomacy are not exercised.

VIRGO: (August 23- September 23)

Lucky Colour: Apricot

Lucky Day: Tuesday Racing Numbers: 7,8,3,4, Lotto Numbers: 1,5,23,36,41,22, This is a reminder to take a moment and focus on tasks that have been waiting for your attention. It is essential to keep your priorities in order and avoid potential mistakes by clarifying instructions. Additionally, be on the lookout for new career opportunities that may arise.

LIBRA: (September 24- October 23)

Lucky Colour: Yellow

Lucky Day: Friday Racing Numbers: 7,8,3,4, Lotto Numbers: 1,14,23,34,41,22, As the stars align, now is an opportune moment to tackle those lingering tasks that have been put on the back burner. However, it is essential to maintain the status quo within the household and refrain from making any sudden changes that could cause disruption. The whims of fate may bring unexpected surprises, but for most, they will have a fortunate outcome. In fact, this may even signal a time of relocation, as new and exciting opportunities arise in faraway places.

SCORPIO: (October 24- November 22)

Lucky Colour: Pink Lucky Day: Sunday Racing Numbers: 7,8,9,4. Lotto Numbers: 1,14,23,34,45,22, It may not be as thrilling or eventful as you might hope during this time. However, it presents an opportunity to assess and manage your finances effectively. It's possible that an unforeseen occurrence might cause significant disruption, but if you remain open-minded and adaptable, you can navigate it with ease.

SAGITTARIUS: (November 23- December 20)

Lucky Colour: Blue

Lucky Day: Wednesday Racing Numbers: 1,4,5,2 Lotto Numbers: 1,13,23,32,5,8, To maintain a harmonious environment, it's imperative to put in the effort to keep the peace at home. It's essential to prioritise your health and well-being by committing to a fitness program that works for you. You never know who might show up unexpectedly, so be prepared for a pleasant surprise from someone in your past.

CAPRICORN: (December 21- January 19)

Lucky Colour: Green

Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 1,4,2,3, Lotto Numbers: 1,12,23,34,41,22, With careful planning and a thoughtful approach, any investment has the potential to be profitable. You may be engrossed in exciting travel and outdoor activities, leaving little room for anything else. Additionally, watch for good news from a partner or loved one.

AQUARIUS: (January 20- February 19)

Lucky Colour: Green

Lucky Day: Saturday Racing Numbers: 8,9,4,5, Lotto Numbers: 1,14,23,34,41,22, To avoid any potential legal trouble, spending only on essential items and not taking any unnecessary risks with authorities is advisable. Your romantic relationships appear to be shrouded in mystery, but your irresistible sex appeal may attract a lot of attention and interest from others.

PISCES: (February 20- March 20)

Lucky Colour: Blue

Lucky Day: Thursday Racing Numbers: 1,4,2,3

Lotto Numbers: 1,13,23,34,41,11, During this period, you can expect to enjoy engaging in social activities and reconnecting with friends and family. It's an opportune time to complete any unfinished tasks or projects that have been hanging over your head. However, it's best not to anticipate any significant financial changes during this period. Instead, focus on enjoying the present moment and making the most out of your social opportunities.

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GOLDEN SLIPPER STAKES THIS SATURDAY

■ One of the most sought-after events on the two-year -old calendar is the Golden Slipper, won by many a good galloper over the years.

As usual ,this year looks another great event.

Of the early horses that may run in the big one, you have some of the best going around at the moment.

Over the last few weeks, a number of chances have appeared with Wodoton getting beaten again.

Of these is the good Sydney youngster, Wodeton, who after a big win at his first start, was beaten into third spot behind Beiwacht in the Silver Slipper Stakes back on February 22. But it would pay to forget the run, he got a fair way back, but in the run home, finished hard.

But once again he let the stable down, getting beaten by the Victorian colt, Tentyris, who was the runner-up in the Blue Diamond at Caulfield. Tentyris is with the Freedman team,and was unlucky when he got rolled in the Blue Diamond.

A few of otherpossible runners in the Slipper went around at Randwick recently.

Meanwhile there are turn-ups all over the place. In the colts, Rivellino won the Skyline Stakes in good style, with Comedy missing the place.

Shaggy, who had won three on, was disappointing, missing a place, likewise Skyhook and Valadictorian.

In the fillies, the Sweet Embrace , Within The Law, was too good for Bellazine and Autumn Blonde, ran third.

While Open Secret didn’t do much, and Artistic Venture ran on into fourth spot.

The Michael Freedman trained Apolyptic shows promise being by the Blue Diamond Stakes winner Extreme Choice, in the care of Michael Freedman who knows what it is all about.

A fair bit of money has come for him early in the markets.

One that they have come for early is the Gai Waterhouse-Andrew Bott colt, North England, who is showing plenty early, as usual with the Waterhouse team.

He was to run in the Silver Slipper, but was a late withdrawal, prior to that he had won one of his two starts and unlucky in the second, keep your eye on him, he’s pretty smart. Next one who has big raps on him is Shaggy, an unusually named colt, by Sandbar, who has a ton of ability.

He’s only featured three times and won them all in good style, but as mentioned earlier didn’t fire in the Skyline.

Prepared by Allan Keo, who has done a good job on him and the Wyong trained youngster has plenty of ability.

Another with talent is another Sydneysider in West of Swindon, prepared by the classy Hawkes Team, who won the Blue Diamond with Devil Night.

They have the talented colt who is by the same sire as Wodeton, by Woootton Bassett, and looks the goods.

He too will be suited by the longer trip as per Wodeton

They have come for another impressive winner recently in Beiwacht, who looked the goods

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taking out the Silver Slipper at Rosehill.

Prepared by James Cummings at Randwick

the son of former top sprinter, Bivouac, impressed beating a good field.

He showed plenty of toe to win the Slipper in

a good field over the 1100 metres and the 1200 of the Slipper will be ideal.

Another that impressed was yet another son of Wootton Bassett, with a good fourth behind Shaggy in the Pierro Plate, and will improve.

One that looked good was the Kris Lees trained Riellino, who won the Inglis Millennium in great fashion.

This took the son of Too Darn Hot to remain unbeaten after three runs.

The runner-up in the Millenium, Within the Law, was also a good run, having won its first two in style.

The filly is by the Irish stallion, Lucky Vega, and has promise.

One of the best

■ Leading breeder, Yulong, is delighted to an-

nounce the acquisition of Group One Breeder’s Turf Mile winner, More Than Looks, who will join their Victorian roster this year.

By international Sire of Sires, More Than Ready (USA), the explosive 2024 Group One Breeder’s Cup Turf Mile winner, More Than Looks, (USA) will shuttle to Australia from Lane’s End this year, commencing stud duties at Yulong

After breaking his maiden, More Than Looks, completed solely at Stakes level, demonstrating class and consistency throughout his career.

His first black-type victory came in the Group three Manilas, defeating a deep field of proven performers.

He followed this up with a strong third-place finish in the Group Two National Museum of Racing Hall of Fame, behind subsequent Group One winner, Carl Sparkler (IRE), before securing the $200,000 Jefferson Cup, at Churchill Downs by 2.75 lengths.

More Than Looks consistently performed at the highest level at four, running exclusively in Group One company.

His first two starts in 2024, culminated in game second-place finishes in elite races,including the USD $125 M. Coolmore Turf Mile at Keeneland.

His crowning moment came in the prestigious Group One Breeders’Cup Turf Mile, demonstrating his electric turn of foot and defeating a highly competitive international field of eight Group prize One winners, including English 2000 Guineas winner, Notable Speech(GB),and dual Japanese Group One winner, Geoglyph (JPN).

With this victory, More Than Looks achieved his highest career rating of 105, on the Beyer speed scale, boosting his total prizemoney to an impressive USD $1,870,715,(AUS. $2,946,147.).

Bred by Hinkle Farms, More Than Looks is out of the black-type winning Ladies Privilege (USA).

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6 RACES BECAME 5 AT SHEPPARTON

■ The regular Tuesday night Shepparton fixture on March 4 with only six races programmed became five following a fall in the fifth event the Global Fencing Australia Pace after three of the runners Alta Bayamo (John Newberry), Villarock (Chris Alford) and Mussel Shoals (Donna Castles) were involved in an accident shortly after the start.

Alta Bayamo after galloping from gate three hung in and contacted Mussell Shoals who then checked Villarock with both divers being tipped out. With the ambulance still on the track turning into the back straight on the first occasion, stewards had no option but to abort the race.

■ Kialla breeder/owner/trainer Charlene Gusman opened proceeding when her 5Y0 Bettors Delight-Shes Norma Jean mare Clives Girl (named after her father) scored in the 1690 metre Thank You Colleen Boyington Pace. Driven by Monegeetta based Nick Beale, Clives Girl enjoyed a cosy passage from gate two on the back of the fast beginner Mynameisruby (gate three) before making full use of the sprint lane to prevail by 2.8 metres over Taste It (gate eleven - three wide last lap from the tail – very wide home turn) and Lavada Gold which followed the runner up home finishing 1.1 metres away. The mile rate 1-57.4.

■ Avenel trainer/driver Juanita Breen was successful aboard 6Y0 Betting Line-Stylish Boulevard gelding Our Mystery Bet in the Abby and Abbey Facebook Pace over 1690 metres.

A winner at the track in January, Our Mystery Bet settled four back in the moving line from gate two following a number of moves from other runners as polemarker Crazy On The Beach led.

Easing three wide in the last lap and four wide on the final bend, Our Mystery Bet finished best to record a 1.1 metre margin in advance of Royale Blood which had been restrained from gate three to settle at the tail before going four wide in the last lap and running on strongly. Shezabluechip (gate five – three wide to shadow the leader at the bell) battled on gamely for third 3.9 metres away. The mile rate 1-57.2.

■ Mitchellstown trainer/driver Kylie Sugars snared the Cardamone Real Estate Pace over 1690 metres with Majors Creek, a 4Y0 daughter of Somebeachsomewhere and Major Missile.

Leading out from gate three, Majors Creek just lasted by a half head from Harley Blue which trailed from gate four looking to have her measure halfway up the running when easing off her back. Country Rockstar (outside the leader – one/one – one/two) ran on late for third 6.7 metres away. The mile rate 1-55.1.

■ Popular Congupna owner/trainer/driver

Eddie Tappe’s honest 7Y0 Majestic Son-Aldebaran Peggy mare Abbie was a strong victor of the Pacing For Pink 4th May 2025 Trotters Mobile over 1690 metres.

Going forward from gate five, Abbie despite racing uncovered outside old timer Starlight Red (gate three) was too strong at the finish, greeting the judge by an easy 4.3 metres in a rate of 158.8 from Montana Muscle which trailed from the pole.

Silver Spoon (three pegs – one/one home turn) was third 2.6 metres back after starting from gate two on the second line.

Double Day

■ Double day Wednesday saw Maryborough race in the afternoon with a small six event card and Bendigo at night featuring eight races. The female gender showed the way at Maryborough with Ellen Tormey and AnneMaree Conroy taking the first two events. Ellen Tormey was victorious aboard astute Muckleford trainer Chris Angove’s Muscle M Up-Ceejay Success filly Cee Jay On Broadway in the AB Paint 2Y0 Maiden Trotters Mobile over 1690 metres.

Given a sweet trip from gate six one/one for most of the race as the Brad Angove trained Maximum Courage led from gate four and What The Tooth moved to occupy the breeze, Cee Jay On Broadway after making the final bend three wide, finished best to register a head margin over Truscotts Elegance (one/two) and What The Tooth which took a narrow margin on the

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final bend finishing a head away. Maximum Courage held fourth a head away after being swallowed up in the closing stages in a tremendous finish. The mile rate 2-04.9.

■ Four year old Wishing Stone-Maori Aplomb mare With Aplomb bred and raced by Queensland’s Roy Spencer backed from $9 in the morning line to run at $3. chalked up her third victory in 32 outings by taking the 2190 metre Bartlett Manufacturing Trotters Mobile following some unlucky runs of late.

Trained and driven by Daylesford’s Anne Maree Conroy, With Aplomb was slowly away from gate three ending up four back in the moving line as local hope Mumstheword (gate two) led.

Going forward three wide in the last lap, With Aplomb was momentarily checked approaching the home turn when Mattyo which had joined the pacemaker went off stride veering out, but With Aplomb keeping in her gait, ran home fast out wide to score by 4,6 metres from Shadow Justice which followed her home.

Snickers Express (three pegs from a solo second line draw) used the sprint lane for third 5.8 metres away. The mile rate 2-01.1.

■ What a great mare Ships Spur-Earls Gold 8Y0 Black And Gold has been for connections breeder and part-owner Colleen Batson and Carisbrook part-owner/trainer/driver Brett (Shippy) Shipway, winning her 22nd victory at start number 196 (36 placings) by taking the Aldebaran Park Trotters Handicap over 2190 metres.

Having her third outing for the week including an unplaced effort at Birchip the previous Sunday, the ‘iron’ mare jumped straight to the front from the pole and was never headed, accounting for Mystery Fred (10m) from mid-field by 3.6 metres, with Champagne Charley (10m –four pegs) a head away third after being held up until turning. The mile rate of 2-03.3.

■ At Bendigo, Romsey trainer/driver Chris Svanosio’s 4Y0 Lucky Chucky-Calder Sun mare Promise Dream was outstanding in taking the 1650 metre Stonemans Village IGA and Liquor Strathdale Trotters Mobile.

Raced by a large syndicate headed by Clare Payne, Promise Dream (gate five) was trapped three wide for the entire trip before giving her all on straightening to gain the day by a half head from My High Peak (gate three second line) off a three wide trail last lap and Straight To Thetop (gate two) which led out before taking a trail on Dreams Of Love (gate three) which was extricated into the clear on turning. The mile rate 157.9.

■ Mitchellstown trainer/driver Kylie Sugars is in great form at present and provided 3Y0 Vincent-Night Vision gelding Momentum Shift to bring up two wins in a row when successful in the Woodlands Stud Pace over 1650 metres. Taken back from gate five to possie midfield in the moving line as Maars Betting Again had crossed polemarker Feel The Reign from gate three, Momentum Shift after easing wide on turning finished with a rush to blouse Chasing Rex (gate three second line) – one/one three wide home turn to lead as the winning post loomed. Deuce Coupe (gate two second line) after racing parked held third. The margins a half neck by 3 metres in a 1-54.8 mile rate.

■ Riddell co-trainers Chris Lang and Sonia Mahar produced a nice type by the name of Sky

Spirit to land the Alabar Bloodstock Maiden Trotters Mobile over 2150 metres when making his race debut. A colt by Skyvalley from Sosoclassy bred and raced by Colin Rees, Sky Spirit starting from outside the front line went forward to park outside the pacemaker One More Move (gate six) and travelled beautifully.

When Speedy Comet (one/two) after causing a false start from gate three was set alight three wide in the last lap holding Im In Style (one/one) in a pocket from gate four, Sky Spirit given a bit more rein surged clear to lead approaching the final bend and raced clear, with Im In Style after getting clear running home late to be second a half neck away.

First starter Lillys Tiger (Ross Graham) ran home nicely from four pegs to be third 9.7 metres away. The mile rate 2-05.59.7.

Highs and lows

■ Veteran Melton trainer Robbie O’Connell (73) has had his highs and lows during a lifetime in the industry winning a Victoria Derby in 1994 with Khans Thunder, E.B. Cochran Trotters Cup (Magicool 2021) and Silver Chalice (Stihletto 2004) to name just a few as well as many other handy races along the way while battling adversity and showing a great will to carry on.

At Ballarat’s on Thursday, Robbie produced 4Y0 American Ideal-Brighty Valentine gelding Handler first up since September 2024 to land the VHRC / Australian Pacing Gold Pace over 2200 metres.

Bred and raced by Ken Beck, Handler driven by Bendigo’s Liam Older starting from the extreme draw settled at the tail of the field as the heavily supported favourite Ideal Affair was driven with aggression from outside the front line to lead.

Trailing Major Bert ahead of him racing for the bell which moved outside the pacemaker momentarily, Handler raced exposed for the final circuit showing great courage on straightening to race away and score by a big 10.8 metre margin over Major Drama from a mile back, with Ideal Affair a neck away third and in doing so landed a hefty plunge. The mile rate 1-57.3.

■ Very reliable Wishing Stone-Pipiriki Lombo 6Y0 gelding Coconut Mickey trained at Toolern Vale by Paul Gabriel was a deserved winner of the 2200 metre VHRC / Aldebaran Park Trotters Mobile to register his 2nd success at start number 20, his previous victory being in December 2023.

Driven as usual by Chris Svanosio, Coconut Mickey began fast from gate four to lead throughout, accounting for polemarker Hillwinsome (three pegs – one/one home turn) after being promoted after The Dark Thunder which galloped over the concluding stages was relegated to third. The margins 1.1 by 1.6 metres in a mile rate of 2-02.7.

■ Local (Smythes Creek) part-owner/trainer Nathan Cahir combined with leading reinsman James (Herbie) Herbertson to land the VHRC / Renown Silverware Pace over 2200 metres with Nothing Sweeter, a 6Y0 Sweel Lou-Almihata mare Nothing Sweeter, leading virtually throughout from gate four to defeat old timer River Patrol (gate five) which led out by 11.2 metres. Polemarker Very Tempting was third 3.3 metres back after following the pair. The mile rate two minutes even.

■ Another local winner was Snake Valley partowner/trainer Lindsay Rogers after Hes Watching-Desiring Bella 7Y0 gelding Lester scored in the VHRC / GLB Properties Pace over 2200 metres.

Settling tree back in the moving line from the extreme draw for Connor Rohan as El Awoman and Jackie Barker led from gate three. Lester was badly held up in the last lap as runners made their moves out wide but going nowhere.

Extricating wide on the final bend, Lester flew home out wide to gain the day by 3.7 metres from rank outsider Orch the polemarker which trailed the leader angling off her back late. El Awoman was third 3.9 metres away. The mile rate 2-00.5. It was Lester’s first success since winning at Ballarat in April last year.

Friday venue

■ Melton was Friday’s venue and Kilmore duo

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This Week

■ Sunday – Charlton (Cup)/Cranbourne, Tuesday – Shepparton, Wednesday – Stawell/ Bendigo, Thursday – Kilmore, Friday –Mildura/Geelong, Saturday – Melton, Sunday – Cranbourne.

Maryanne Laffin and Steven (Bluey) Matson provided a surprise (?) long shot winner in 8Y0 Hes Watching-Angelica Rose gelding Topzavski ($18.00) who landed the 1720 metre Betavet Pace.

In what was most probably the ‘drive of the night’ by Bluey, Topzavski starting from gate two on the second line weaved a passage inbetween runner to possie one/one as Zaras All Good led from gate three.

Easing three wide prior to the home turn, Topzavski finished solidly to register a 1.4 metre margin (his first since June 2024 at Echuca) over Silver Domino (gate four) who trailed him all the way. One Off mid-field from inside the second line was third out very wide a half neck back. The mile rate 1-59.7.

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13 arrested

■ Detectives from across Crime Command arrested 13 people on Tuesday morning (Mar. 11) as part of the Homicide Squad investigation into the death of Lino Atem in Wyndham Vale

Fifteen warrants were executed from 5.30am in Aintree, Deer Park (2), Manor Lakes, Sunshine West, Albanvale, Mornington, Werribee (2), Deanside, Hoppers Crossing (2), Melton South, Keilor and Braybrook.

These warrants involved over 160 detectives from the Homicide Squad, Crime Command and North West Metro Region

Police subsequently arrested thirteen people, including:

■ A 15-year-old boy from the northern suburbs,

■ A 16-year-old boy from the northern suburbs,

■ A 17-year-old boy from the northern suburbs,

■ A 17-year-old boy from the Mornington Peninsula area,

■ A 16-year-old boy from the northern suburbs,

■ A 23-year-old Deanside man,

■ A 16-year-old boy from the northern suburbs,

■ A 20-year-old Hoppers Crossing man,

■ A 19-year-old Melton South man,

■ An 18-year-old Werribee man,

■ A 16-year-old boy from the northern suburbs,

■ A 22-year-old Hoppers Crossing man, and

■ A 20-year-old Braybrook man.

All 13 were to be interviewed by police.

Police also seized a number of items from the addresses including two motor vehicles. The arrests form part of the Homicide Squad investigation into the fatal stabbing of Lino Atem in Wyndham Vale in January. Emergency services were initially called to a group of men fighting in a park on Haines Drive, near Ribblesdale Avenue , about 11.30pm on Friday, January 10.

Lino had been in the park with two friends, when they were confronted by another group. During the altercation, the 24-year-old from Wyndham Vale was fatally stabbed. He received medical treatment but passed away at the scene.

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CRIME FICTION BOOKS. Various authors. Harlen Coben, James Patterson plus others. GC. $2, or 3 for $5. Mill Park. 052 665 276. H-O

ERGONOMIC Swivel Chair. Red. Best Cond. $40. Keon Park. 9469 4558.H-O

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Navy woven leather. Diana Ferrari Sandal. Size 9. Worn once. Paid $130. Will sell $60. Ferntree Gully. 0407 533 560. H-O

FORD AU II SEDAN. Much money spent. No rust. All Fairmont options. Very clean. V8. Near new tyres. 2AN3XE. Original cond. $8000. Seymour. 0419 881 573.F-M

GARDEN: Two concrete vintage statues, one Greek lady 66cm, one bashful child 59cm. Also one Buddha 43cm. Also baby deer and four plaques, assorted designs. Can send photos. VGC. $350. 0459 558 055. F-M

KEYBOARD STAND. Roland. As new. $50. Cheltenham. 0438 533 123.F-M

LAURA ASHLEY cotton coverlet set. Size: 220cm x 240cm. Plus 2 pillow cases. Pale blue with thin white stripes. Never used. EC. $40. Ashburton. 9885 F-M

MANUAL TYRE CHANGER. Little used, complete with instructions, purchaser to cxollect. GC. $90. Doreen. 9717 3465. F-M

One Pride Go. Mobility Chair. Joystick driven. Only months old. Paid $3700. Will sell $1800 ONO. Like brand new. Phone John, 0418 583 120. F-G

PRIVATE SELLERS can have a free 40-word ‘For Sale’ ad - plus a single colour photo - in The Local Paper Classifieds to sell their items. Your free ad will appear in all editions of The Local Paper, covering all suburbs of Melbourne, the Mornington Peninsula, and selected Victorian country areas. Your free ad will appear in up to 4 issues. There are no charges, no commissions. T&Cs apply. Lodge your ad at: www.AdvertiseFree.com.au

MEMOIR by Owen Douglas. From early life to times as a Psychiatric Nurse. (‘An outstanding book’ North Central Review’, Oct 2024) paperback and ebook. I grew up in Dundas St. Preston. Attended Preston South Primary and went to Northcote High School. At Amazon.com.au F-M

NEWSPAPERS. Herald; end of First World War; start of the Second World War. Original papers, worn. Offers. Seymour. 0419 881 573. F-M

OLD Bike Australasia 11, 16, 17, 18, 19, 21, 22, 23, 37, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46,. 47, 48, 49, 51, 52. GC. $3. Mill Park. 0452 665 276. H-O

OLD STAMPS, tools, tobacco bins, Telephone, pocket knifes, cigarette lighters, LP records, first covers and more. Australia decimal and pre-decimal bank notes. Used. Prices negot. Thomastown. 0425 733 890. F-M

PORTABLE SAUNA. Top condition. $150. Alphington. 0401 226 114. F-M

SAWS. 5 vintage saws for woodwork. FC. $20. Also frame for manual sharpening, GC. $8. Ashburton. 9885 2203.F-M WELLNESS Circulation Stimulator. $20 or offer. VGC. Frankston. 9789 9634.F-M

SUBARU Rego Plates. B/ W Slimline: MISUBI. VGC. $1500 or offer. Frankston. 9789 9634.F-M

TELESCOPE. 76/700EG. Premium. 76 mirror diameter. 700mm focal length. 28x-233x magnification. Equatoirial mount. As new. $60 ONO. Cheltenham. 0438 533 123.F-M

WHEELCHAIR. Electric. Hubang HBLD2-B. Light- weight, easy to manoeu- ver, strong battery life. Per- fect for everyday use. Sellng due to owner pass- ing away. GC. $1000. Thomastown. 0421 819 286.F-M COMMUNITY GROUPS can advertise their upcoming events in The Local Paper, without advertising charges. Go to the What’s On - Free Ad Form section at the www.Local Paper.com.au website

Sat., Mar. 22. 10am2pm. Watsonia Primary School Open Day and Fair. Join us for a special day of celebration at our School Open Day and Fair, marking an incredible milestone—our 65th Birthday. Explore our vibrant school community with guided tours, showcasing our facilities and curriculum for prospective families. Enjoy a variety of fun rides, delicious food trucks, live music, stalls, and a historical display highlighting our 65year legacy of excellence. The day will be filled excitement, discovery, and a chance to connect with our past and present. Don’t miss this memorable event as we celebrate 65 years of learning, growth, and achievement. Free entry. Meagher St, Watsonia. Phone: 0407 885 580. Web: https://www. facebook.com/share/ 1DRdcx3Wch/ F-L

FOOTWEAR.

UNIT. One bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, laundry and living area. Private entrance. Price includes utilities (power/gas/water). VGC. $300 per week. Diamond Creek. 0404 433 572. H-O TO RENT

TENT. Wild Country. Hardly ever used. EC. $80. Mill Park. 0452 665 276 H-O

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■ East. Boroondara (north), KnoxSherbrooke, Manningham, Maroondah, Monash, Whitehorse.

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