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Andy the Pandy
THE A TOM IC PANDA he works hard for the meowny...
PANDATOWN, USA... a sinister feline figure speedily soars across the horizon...
i haven’t had ANY sales calls all day... what gives??..meow.. hmm...
a feline carelessly leaving a trail of money behind him from over-excessive spending.
A FELINE BETTER KNOWN AS...
PHAT CAT PC
PC
PH AT B
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maybe i should go check on my old “friend” ATOMIC PANDA... meow... and see how crappy his day’s going MEOWAHAHAHAHA!
VROOOM PC
minutes later, in an office at MERCEDES SCIENTIFIC...
ok we’ll have that shipped right away! and i’ll send you FREE COOKIES too, just because!
HUH? how does he do it? i haven’t got any calls all morning! CPcookies?!!
my PANDA-SENSE is TINGLING! hey, who is...is that you PHAT CAT?!?!
um, i was just smelling your window, yeh...meow.
maybe you’d be more busy with MORE customers if you weren’t busy price-gouging all day SNUGGLEPANTS!!!
CP
SNUGGLEPANTS?!
that’s my house name!! NOBODY CALLS ME THAT!!! well except for my pet human because she feeds me and buys me treats and catnip! BUT NOBODY ELSE!
i’m gonna make like a tree and get outta here!! i don’t have time for this!
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PC
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truth hurts PHAT CAT!
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