Pushing snow and crying doesn’t work. - Niels Schack, after a long day.
Beer, the fountain of youth!
- Dominik Wagner, reflecting on alcohol.
I only wore DGK when I was a kid.
- Ylfa Rúnarsdóttir, reminiscing about her youth.
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They took my fucking pudding.
- Sebi Springeth, losing his pudding from the fridge for the third day in a row.
Wolle started following me!
- Kas Lemmens, after one day on an Äsmo.
How much are they paying?
- Flo Corzelius, in response to a request to join Only-Fans.
Fuck instagram, fuck TikTok, fuck all that shit. All I want to do is snowboard and surf and get fucking barrelled. - Judd Henkes, fired up.
I can’t do shots anymore. I had too many when I was younger and now my body is rejecting them. - Tess Coady, aged 21.
I’m not stoned, I’m relaxed.
- Jamie Anderson, returning from a walk to the edge of the lake.
Boys, snowboarding is so fun! I didn’t even have time for one wank this week! - Victor Pellegrin aka Doobie, joining the Volcom team week in
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Chamrousse.
I’m Vlad the Impaler and I’m looking for a landing! - Jan Prokes, laughing at someone slamming onto a polejam.
Judd’s got horse muscles. He’s like a baby stallion. - Dusty Henricksen, regarding Judd wrestling.
I’m not negative, I just have low expectations of myself, and life. - Dominik Wagner, reflecting on himself.
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I got wasted for a week and I won a twenty-grand chain. - Ethan Morgan, finally a winner.
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