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Mastermind of 9/11 to be tried at Gitmo US attorney general wanted to hold trial here in New York Bowed to public outcry over safety concerns {page 04}
Pour some sugar daddy on me Do you have what it takes for this type of May-December romance? {page 09}
It’s Opening Day, but Amazin’s are struggling to fill seats at Citi Team, fans alike reeling from payroll cuts and Reyes loss Meanwhile, Yankees tickets have been sold out for weeks {page 02}
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A Staten Island pit bull took a bullet for his owner during a robbery attempt, but luckily survived the shot. A 12year-old pit bull named Kilo was shot during a robbery as he attacked the thief, who posed as a FedEx delivery man, according to the New York Post. His owner, Justin Becker, 32, rushed him to the hospital, where doctors said he was “very lucky” the bullet missed his skull. METRO/AB
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Coney Is. assault Police released this sketch yesterday of a man accused of a sex assault in Brooklyn on March 27. A woman was walking on 30th Street at Neptune Avenue at about 9:30 p.m. when she was attacked and sexually assaulted by the suspect. Cops said the suspect is black, about 25 to 32, 5 feet 9 inches to 6 feet tall, with a medium build. METRO/AB
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NYC police probe death of top French academic MIDTOWN. A prominent French
academic, Richard Descoings, was found dead and naked in a New York hotel room on Tuesday afternoon and New York police opened an investigation into the circumstances of his death. New York City police said that the body of Descoings, 53,
director of the prestigious Institute of Political Studies or “Sciences Po” in Paris and a member of France’s Council of State, a government advisory body, was found in his room at the Michelangelo Hotel on 51st Street in Midtown Manhattan. A police source initially cat-
egorized the circumstances of the incident as “suspicious,” in part because Descoings’ room was a jumble when investigators arrived. But later on Tuesday, Paul Browne, chief spokesman for the New York Police Department, said investigators now believe the disorder in the
“Richard Descoings contributed more than anyone of his generation to ... the prestige of France’s higher education.” FRENCH PRESIDENT NICOLAS SARKOZY
room was caused by rescue workers while they tried to resuscitate the Frenchman. Police believe there is no evidence of a struggle, Browne told Reuters. They are also investigating the possibility that the death was a suicide, a source added. REUTERS
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Macy’s fire clears store in evacuation Macy’s Department store in Herald Square was evacuated yesterday after a fire sent firefighters rushing to the iconic shopping mecca. The FDNY reported that the fire was in the subcellar of the store and was quickly extinguished by dozens of firefighters sent to the scene. Hundreds of shoppers filled the streets after employees told them to leave the store, but were allowed back in by the afternoon. The FDNY reported no injuries yesterday. METRO/AB
Man kills, dismembers roommate
Fan enthusiasm low for today’s season opener Following several down years and off-field troubles, once-prized tickets remain available Are you a New York Mets fan? Odds are you won’t be at today’s Opening Day game. Unlike the Yankees or the Phillies, the Mets are struggling to sell out their Opening Day. Dave Howard, the team’s executive vice president for business operations, said Tuesday there were still “several thousand” tickets available for today’s home opener, illustrating just how sour the mood of the fans has become. The Mets are, of course, eager to fill their 41,800-seat ballpark for the first home game of baseball season, but in order to get a packed house, they will need brisk sales today and anywhere from 2,000 to 4,000 walk-up fans to buy tickets, Howard said, according to the New York Post. The team ownership’s involvement in the Bernie Madoff scandal and hemorrhaging funds have caused them to part ways with some of their best players to cut payroll. The Mets’ $52 million reduction in
As of last night, there were still seats available at Citi Field.
payroll from last year represents the largest reduction in baseball history. And attendance at home games dropped 7 percent last
year, to its lowest levels since 2004. “It’s not lack of enthusiasm, it’s just realism,” said lifelong Mets fan and Bronx
resident Ramsby Roland, 32, yesterday, of his low expectations for the team this year. “I think they’re going to battle it out with the Nationals for last place. They’re not better than the Phillies, they’re not better than the Braves; they lost Jose Reyes. I don’t even know who their closer is.” It’s a far cry from years past. The Mets have sold out every home opening game since 1997, and it’s often one of the hottest tickets of the season. Compare the Mets’ scramble to fill seats this weekend to New York’s other baseball team. The Yankees season opener on April 6 in Tampa Bay against the Rays is sold out, as is their opening game at home, on April 13. And Mets archrival, the Phillies’ April 9 opener is sold out, setting an MLB record with 204 straight sellouts. CARLY BALDWIN
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lyn man said he cut up his roommate because he was too loud, according to officials. Cops said that Sergey Mamontov dismembered his roommate and mixed up his remains with bleach in the fridge, which police found Tuesday. Cops said that he confessed to the crime and said he killed his 55year-old roommate after they had been regularly fighting, according to the New York Daily News. METRO/AB
Cheap seats
Some fans may just be waiting for cheaper tickets. Opening Day Mets tickets average $133, the 10th highest across the MLB, according to SeatGeek.com, which aggregates ticket listings from 60
different sites, such as StubHub and eBay. That’s a steep increase from last year’s Opening Day game against the Marlins, which cost fans on average $93, while their 2010 opener against the Washington Nationals cost $101 on average. But tickets for the weekend will drop back down again. The Saturday and Sunday games in the Mets-Braves series are averaging $67 per ticket. Tickets to the next series at Citi Field against the Washington Nationals average just $39.
Mets make odd offer
Summer looks bleak
In a particularly desperate move, the Mets sent out an e-mail last week to some fans who had already purchased tickets, according to Capital New York. “You can still purchase tickets to watch the first pitch ... And to thank you for your support, you can choose to come back on Saturday or Sunday for free.”
Opening Day should be packed, and it’s usually later in the season when fans drop off. For example, prices for a Mets home game against the Cincinnati Reds later this year average at just $41.
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9/11 trial will not be held in NY The alleged Sept. 11 mastermind will not be tried in New York City after all. The United States military announced yesterday that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed will be tried by a military tribunal at Guantanamo Bay. Officials had considered trying him in a New York civiian court after U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder first sug-
gested the idea in 2009. Some New Yorkers supported trying Mohammed in the city, saying it would be symbolic since that’s where the 9/11 terror attacks occurred. But others, including Governor Andrew Cuomo, expressed concern, saying that the media frenzy over the trials would make New York City an even greater terrorist
target and bring logistical nightmares like traffic congestion. Mohammed, accused of helping to train the hijackers, will be tried with four other accused terrorism plotters who all face the death penalty. The defendants are scheduled to be arraigned in May, according to the Associated Press. METRO/AB
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After fatal crane collapse, safety concerns raised
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City Council Speaker Christine Quinn said yesterday that the construction site where a crane killed a worker was not safe enough. The construction worker was killed Tuesday night after a crane collapsed at 34th Street and 11th Avenue, where the MTA is working on the 7 train extension project. Four other people were also injured. At a press conference held at the site yesterday, Quinn cautioned that the reasons behind the crane collapse are so far unknown, and she is awaiting results from a Department of Buildings investigation. But she said that city officials found troubling safety problems at the site after the incident. One problem, she said, was a walkway over the construction pit of the site was not secured properly, potentially endangering workers walking above the construction. This would have been a vio-
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If the MTA had been held to city construction safety standards, Quinn said, they would have been required to submit an engineer’s report before using the crane, detailing what it would be used for; where on the site the crane would operate
lation under city construction standards, she said, but because the MTA is a state agency, it is instead beholden to state safety regulations. “That is quite simply wrong,” Quinn said. The MTA should agree to give the city oversight at their projects, she said, which also includes the Second Avenue subway line. “This must happen immediately because, literally, lives are at stake,” she said. The MTA responded to Quinn’s assertions last night, saying they were examining her suggestion. They added that the city already inspects all cranes, including the one in Tuesday’s incident, which had a report of “no deficiencies.” Another Department of Buildings inspection for the crane had been scheduled for today, the MTA added. ALISON BOWEN
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and how it would be secured and inspected. Also, unlike city projects, where officials can drop by for an inspection any time, officials must be invited on site at MTA projects, Quinn said. The Port Authority, in contrast, is a state agency but submits to city regulations, Quinn added. METRO/AB
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2 The feed ... Checking in with some of Hollywood’s biggest names to see what they’ve been up to — in their own words, in 140 characters or fewer. Today, Ricky Gervais has a bone to pick about religion, Garry Shandling is trying to keep up with trends, Craig Ferguson is sleeping funny and Seth MacFarlane is revisiting history. @rickygervais Saying “Atheism is a belief system”, is like saying “not going skiing, is a hobby.” @GarryShandling OK, so I misunderstood what planking was at first. Big deal. @CraigyFerg Ugh, I feel like Burt Reynolds - woke up covered in hair. My giant German Shepherd slept on top of my bed last night. So did my dog. @SethMacFarlane “I’M STANDING ON THE FRONT OF A BOAT!” -Titanic (first draft)
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Key ‘SNL’ players moving on? Two sources have told Us Weekly that several of the best, more recognizable “Saturday Night Live” players are ready to move on. “Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg and Jason Sudeikis are all leaving after the end of the season,” says one insider. “It will be a huge blow to the show. Without Andy’s video shorts and Kristen saving every skit, they’ll need help!” A rep for both Wiig, 38, and Sudeikis, 36, deny the ru-
mor, telling Us, “No decisions are made until the season is over.” But another “pal” of Wiig’s says the timing is right: “Kristen was talking about leaving a while ago. With her movie success, it’s no surprise.” It’s time, but it’s too bad — they (and the occasional crazy guest host, a la Lindsay Lohan) made the show worth watching this season. Although now that we think about it, that’s a pretty sad highlight reel.
More Vanderpump! Lisa Vanderpump is the one
“Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star who doesn’t need a reality TV paycheck — yet she’s the one cast member who is getting a spin-off.
Talking points Timberlake’s summer wedding? Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly looking to tie the knot as soon as this summer, according to People magazine. “Justin and Jessica are planning a big [summer] wedding,” a source says. “Jessica initially wanted a smaller, more intimate wedding, but Justin from the beginning wanted a big wedding and that’s what they have decided on.” He also apparently wants to be in fantastic shape for the big day: “Justin has put on a few pounds
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recently after working out a lot for a movie role, but now with the summer in sight he’s back in the gym and working out harder than ever,” the source adds. ‘He’s seen the effort Jessica puts [into staying] fit and looking healthy and he doesn’t want to go the other way. She’s inspired him to get fit again.”
No royal heir on the way ... yet Despite near-constant rumors of a baby on the way, Prince William and Kate Middleton are definitely not making any big announcements soon, a source assures Us Weekly. “Kate is not pregnant or about to make a pregnancy announcement,” the
Madonna back on top She’s still got it: Madonna’s new album, “MDNA,” debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard Top 200 and it also enjoyed the biggest first week sales of the year. The album moved over 359,000 copies in its first seven days, more than the debut numbers for any album in 2012, according to Neilsen/SoundScan. These stats made “MDNA” Madonna’s fifth No. 1 studio CD in a row.
Wiig, Sudeikis and Samberg may no longer have “Saturday Night” plans.
“Bravo has confirmed Lisa’s own show,” an insider tells Life & Style. “It’s going to be about her restaurant Sur Lounge and feature the staff and happenings there.” “A key character in the show is going to be Scheana Marie, the woman who hooked up with John Mayer
and Eddie Cibrian and works at Lisa’s restaurant,” a second source tells Life & Style. Don’t worry: Vanderpump will also still be a prime time player on the show that made her famous. “Yes, she’s also returning for Season 3 of ‘Housewives,’” the insider says. “She’ll be juggling both.”
Mars not out of the closet
source says. There are plenty of other reasons for the royal couple to celebrate, though, as their first anniversary is coming up at the end of this month and William just completed a sixweek deployment in Argentina.
Hemsworth on wedding rumors: ‘I’m young!’ Liam Hemsworth must have heard the rumors about he and Miley Cyrus being engaged, because he’s making it clear that it’s far too early for anything like that. “Marriage and kids are way in the future for me,” Hemsworth tells OK! Magazine. “I’m young. It’s not really on my mind at the moment — marriage, kids or
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anything.” But he is happy to be in a serious relationship with Cyrus since it can be so hard to trust people in Hollywood: “I like to surround myself with good people and good moral values,” he says. “It’s hard sometimes to work out in this town what people want from you.”
Reports of Bruno Mars’ coming out of the closet as gay are apparently phony, his rep insists to Hollyscoop. “Someone pulled a prank and the world has run with it,” the singer’s rep says. “The Internet is really powerful.” A viewer-submitted CNN story had reported that Mars had told a Chicago radio station that he’s homosexual. “The timing is bad. I hadn’t realized it was April Fools’ Day, but it’s been pointed out to me, and I don’t want to go too public with this,” Mars supposedly said. His rep insists the whole thing was “completely fabricated.”
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‘Mirror Mirror’ Tarsem Singh puts his surrealistic spin on the Snow White legend.
‘The Hunger Games’ Potter and the sparkly vamps had their time. Now, a postapocalyptic teenage huntress takes center stage as a volunteer in her county’s annual Hunger Games, in which two teens from every district must fight to the death as an act of grati-
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sick of seeing Jason Segel play a shorts-wearing manchild who lives in his mom’s basement. And yet, we’re not at all.
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‘Wrath of the Titans’ Sam Worthington and Liam Neeson get all mythological on you again in this sequel to “Clash of the Titans.”
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‘Titanic 3-D’ For the 100th anniversary of the Titanic — and for the sake of funding future ocean-floor explorations, maybe — James Cameron releases a 3-D adaptation of his 1997 film.
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Stifler (Seann William Scott) and Jim (Jason Biggs) are back for a fourth helping of “Pie.”
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tude towards the rulers of their country, Panem.
‘American Reunion’ Seann William Scott, Alyson Hannigan and all those other actors who didn’t have quite as much post-“Pie” success return for another installment about this group of friends who find plenty of ways to sexually humiliate each other.
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‘21 Jump Street’ Based on the ’80s TV series, this one stars Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum as two less-than-slick police officers who go undercover in an attempt to bust a high school drug ring.
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‘Jeff, Who Lives at Home’ By now, you’d think we’d be
‘John Carter’ Taylor Kitsch plays a Civil War vet who can’t catch a break: He ends up on Mars, gets taken prisoner by giants and then should probably go back and save the princess after he finally escapes.
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‘A Thousand Words’ Eddie Murphy angers a spiritual guru, inciting a curse that gives him only 1,000 words to speak before he dies.
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‘Silent House’ This haunted house horror flick tells the story of a father and daughter renovating an old cottage — until the weird noise coming from the top floor becomes the priority.
Stephen Hawking guest stars on “Big Bang Theory.”
‘Grey’s Anatomy’ DRAMA. A lion is on the loose in
Seattle? Yawn. After that whole bomb-in-a-guy’s-belly escapade a few seasons ago, an outrageous storyline is simply par for the course. 9 p.m., ABC
‘The Big Bang Theory’ COMEDY. Just one week after Leonard Nimoy guest-starred, “The Big Bang Theory” pulls another space-related coup with tonight’s cameo by famed theo-
retical physicist Stephen Hawking. 8 p.m., CBS
‘God is the Bigger Elvis’ DOCUMENTARY. Elvis co-star
Dolores Hart abruptly turned her back on Hollywood to become a nun in 1963. This Oscarnominated documentary short looks at her life as the Mother Prioress of the Abbey of Regina Laudis in Bethlehem, Conn. 8 p.m., HBO AMBER RAY
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Zimmermann opens first New York store Ready for summer? Here’s some motivation. Aussie label Zimmermann — the brand’s feminine bathing suits are all we want to strut around the beach or pool in — has finally opened its first New York boutique. And besides lust-worthy swimwear, designer Nicky Zimmermann, along with her partner/sister Simone, will stock the boutique with their ready-to-wear collection — including lacy dresses and floral separates. We caught up with Simone to find out what to put on our summer shopping list.
Poolside picks A fashion cover-up 1. “We really like to make pieces you can wear to the beach, and then go to the cafe and then to dinner.” Trends in swimwear: 2. The lingerie effect “These bathing suits have mesh [detailing], bra straps and underwire.” 3. A high-fashion one-piece “Its got the slinky fabric over the top that gives it a lush feel. And it’s got the fashion element of the draping.”
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Who’s your sugar daddy? Brandon Wade never had an easy time of it when it came to dating. Being smart, but socially awkward, he was given some sage wisdom during a particularly painful phase of his life. “My mom was telling me when I was growing up, ‘Study hard and when you’re successful and have the resources, if you’re willing to be generous, a lot of women will make themselves available to you,’” Wade says. Thus was the inspiration for his online dating website, Seekingarrangement.com, where wealthy older men, whom Wade refers to as “sugar daddies,” can find young,
pretty “sugar babies.” Before you recoil in disgust, Wade wants to remind skeptics that the concept isn’t as cynical or as new as it may appear. “If you look at a lot of the Eastern cultures, specifically India and China, [there are] arranged marriages. A lot of it is about being practical in a certain sense,” Wade explains. “Chemistry isn’t really developed until much later, when two people have really spent a lot of time together.
sugar baby? “Prostitutes have to give up self-worth,” Wade says. “They have to sleep around with people they don’t want to sleep with in order to get what they want, which is money. A prostitute is very sleazy — whereas a sugar baby is very glamorous. When she’s looking for a sugar daddy, she does not just accept any sugar daddy. They make sure that there’s chemistry and that it’s someone that they would actually want to be with to begin with.”
Obviously, love grows from there.” Wade says that his site is catching on, with 1.2 million members and the ratio being about 10 ladies for every man. Women can join for free and men pay $50 a month to use the site.
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Hey Metropolitik, what about Obama? RE: “OBAMA THE CAMPAIGNER”:
Metropolitik just devoted an entire column to criticizing the budget proposed by the Republicans. Fair enough. But Metropolitik is strangely silent on Obama’s 2012 budget, which the House voted to reject last week by a vote of 414-0. Yes, that’s right: 414-0. In a rare display of bipartisanship with the Republicans, not a single Democrat voted for Obama’s budget! Perhaps Metropolitik should devote some ink to explaining the deficiencies in Obama’s budget. RON SHELTON, MANHATTAN
Brayden Simms now accuses readers who criticize his political stance as being confused. I didn’t know that calling him an “Obama shill” was an in-
sult to him since he has only good things to say about Obama! Nothing that Obama does is wrong in his columns. On the other hand, anything that the Republicans do is wrong and bad. What would you call that? Also, anyone who disagrees with him is a right-wing extremist. He doesn’t mention anything that Obama does bad; I guess threatening the Supreme Court is fine. So definitely I say his writing is one-sided and he is a shill for Obama. IGOR MANNIKUS, NEW JERSEY
“The ... healing benefits of prayers said in faith can’t be disputed.” RE: “ON A WISH AND A PRAYER: UNHEALTHY”: So when this guy
gets the news that he’s ill and may die, I guess he’ll just shrug his shoulders and die. Me? I’m gonna pray. The mind is unique and transformative, no doubt, and wishing blessings and good to oneself and others does indeed have a positive effect. And I do take full, unabashed ownership of this fact. The psychological and physiological healing benefits of prayers said in faith can’t be disputed. There are thousands of years of proof that it works. Maybe you oughta research the facts. You could pray about it.
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On Passover eve: Let those people go Israel needs to let the Palestinians go. Passover and Easter are a perfect time to make good decisions to bring world peace while we bask in relative comfort in the West. Yes, let us settle the Holy Land issue. Then rich American Jews will stop throwing money at politicians in the USA. We will have a different kind of democracy in the USA where politicians dont need to be multimillionaires to represent us. If our money that divides and rules is stopped, I bet Middle East oil money will stop feeding their side, too.
I have bad news for Steve Ahern: There is no valid study indicating that prayer has no value in helping those who are ill with many different medical and psychological problems. What studies
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