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So, watching butchers cut up whole animals in the Bloodhound Bar is the “newest live entertainment�? (“Viscera and Voyeurism,� Nov. 18). Be honest: it’s blood sport. And now, butchers, your time’s up. You’ve had your 15 minutes of fame. Next! Oh, by the way, if thirty-something hipster foodies really want to save tradition, maybe they should apprentice to a skilled butcher. You know, to learn

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decided it was time. The current economic climate only fueled my cause with firings and layoffs representing the new “day at the office.� If Starbucks and General Motors could lay off an army of people, I could fire my family. They, unlike a diligent workforce, had given me enough just cause to fill a Microsoft office park. It sounded crazy, yes, but some crazy is worth considering. I walked down the memory lane of my near forty-year life. One thing was consistent. No matter how much the world revolved and I evolved, my parents, as much as they loved me, could masterfully cut me down to my most insecure self quicker than I could place fork to plate during an awkward family meal. I didn’t want to act hastily, so I polled a few of my friends, the ones with rock-solid relationships with their parental units. I probed into uncomfortable places like only a good parent could do. “Has your family ever asked inappropriate questions about finances, sexual proclivities, hygiene, alcohol consumption, body fat and routes to work?� What about friendly game nights that turn into heated rounds of Trivializing My Pursuits, replete with home-spun questions about failed relationships, finances and career debacles? Some friends stared at me blankly. Others laughed, especially when I mentioned my mom’s pastime of sending me magazine articles on sex and dating, with Post-It notes directing my attention to tips about condoms, abstinence and dressing for dating “success.� The more I probed, the more I learned that many had unhealthy relationships with their families. After careful analysis of the data, I came to the conclusion that the strife stemmed from boundaries—the lack of them. Like any work-related dismissal, it’s never advisable to fire a family member out of the blue. You need to monitor behavior and then open up a dialogue when enough undesirable events have occurred. I developed a list of infringements: my father’s tabletop dancing at my wedding and my mother’s nicknaming my former husband “gigolo hussy� made the cut. (I blamed the latter on her crush on Richard Gere.) I noted their behavior and planned to open up a dialogue when the next inappropriate incident occurred. It came

when I received an unsolicited airline ticket to a government career fair. The fact that I had no experience or interest in the field didn’t matter. After five minutes of contemplation, I decided to put my parents “on notice.� I called them back the next day to communicate some boundaries. This gave them an opportunity to correct their conduct. I politely informed them that if they crossed the line again, I would suspend them from my life. I could tell they were perplexed, so I gave some examples. Mom, if you talk down to me on the phone, I will tell you to stop. If you don’t, I will end the call. Dad, I told you not to disparage my career. If you do that again, I’m going to discontinue our weekly calls. When their behavior improved, I rewarded them with more frequent calls and visits. When they reverted to their old micro-managing tricks, I tempered my contact, guilt free. By stipulating what was and wasn’t acceptable, I had given myself a new birthright, one that removed my parents’ ability to wage war against my life. Did I banish them for good? No, life is too short, and frankly we’re all too old to hold that kind of grudge. But what I achieved in firing them was a justified reason to restrict their access to certain aspects of my life. I still need to occasionally remind them of the ground rules. When they break them, I put them back on notice. I’m at peace with my family for the first time since my days in diapers. I now understand that my parents have been unable to transition from the role of parent of a young child to parent of an adult child. I, however, have made the shift. I’ve grown up, and for the first time in my life, I own my adulthood.

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among stray shards of cabbage. While it was easily the weakest excuse for borscht ever, the sight of the chef standing in the galley door fondling his machete-sized knife inspired enough appetite for me to finish my bowl. Then came the bill: $50. I protested, using gestures and pointing at the menu to communicate the accounting error; the borscht was advertised at $3 a bowl. The server kept his arms folded and then employed gestures of his own, picking up various pieces of tableware to explain that I also had to pay for the use of the silverware, plates, salt, pepper and napkins. After further protest on my part, he made another gesture, moving his hand across his thigh in a slicing motion. “Mafia,� he said. The babes kept playing poker. The chef double-checked the sharpness of his knife in the galley door. I paid and got out of there. Later that night, in a train station on some windswept plain, the dining car at the end of the

train was removed. While that overpriced meal certainly left a bad taste in my mouth, I suppose it did qualify as borscht, if only because borscht is such a general term for a wide category of Eastern European soups. The name comes from the Russian “borshch,� which means cow parsnip (the plant is widely distributed in the United States as well, where it goes by the common name “hogweed.�) While often considered to be synonymous with “beet soup,� borscht can be made with cabbage, tomato or sorrel, to name just a few of the common main ingredients. In The Gold Cook Book, chef Louis P. De Gouy describes a Polish borscht (bortsch Polonaise) made from, among other things, duck, leeks, beets, egg whites and crushed egg shells. In many regions, borscht is served with a dollop of sour cream or a dollop of mayo if you’re in Russia, where mayo has achieved a standing on par with vodka—when a vessel is opened for the first time, the cap is often thrown away. &+ THE BOHEMIAN

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Cahill occupies a few unprepossessing warehouses just steps away from the West Country Trail, Green Valley’s own little Weinwanderweg, from which sidetracked ramblers ďŹ nd their way to this ramshackle shed. Scattered with furniture both used and disused, it’s like an oversized backyard clubhouse—but no, that’s not a 200-gallon beer bong over there in the corner. It’s a tank full of Cahill’s jug wine blend, and the very reason I sought this place out. Boutique purveyors of jug wine delight the hearts of connoisseurs of all things backward and antiquated yet also boast modern-day green business cred. Cahill’s Red Blend ($18 for one gallon) is endlessly reďŹ llable at the point of sale, just like vintners and green grocers sold wine in the old days, when the electriďŹ ed Petaluma and Santa Rosa Railway rolled through Green Valley. Poured innocently from the dregs of a long-opened jeroboam, it’s a bit long in the tooth, so we pick up a fresh jug for porch times later. Sure enough, it’s a robust, gutsy red, with woodsy, oak essence, juicy blackberry and olallieberry. But wait, there’s still more wine to sip from funky little liqueur glasses: singular and rustic Sauvignon Blancs ($10–$16); an aromatic 2005 Anderson Valley Pinot Noir ($28) with bright raspberry, jammy fruit and a cleanly earthy, dry ďŹ nish; the surprising 2006 Cole Ranch Cabernet Sauvignon ($15), with the nose of pressed, new wine, the palate of a Pinot. But that’s not all. Winemaker Don Payne also runs Petaluma’s Stillwater Spirits distillery. Cahill is not licensed to pour the grappa and the pear eau-de-vie (featuring a whole pear in each bottle), but it’s already a veritable backroads hoochfest here. The port-style 2005 Xport Lot No. 7 ($15) is a sweet, seductive medley of nectarine, hazelnut and chocolate; the 24 Degrees ($18), a crystal clear, Chardonnay-based 48-proof spirit for mixing cocktails in beer and wine-licensed bars, like soju. Clear and potent, with a faint citrus aroma, it would make a smashing stand-in for white tequila in margaritas—it’s also good in Red Bull, we’re told with unalloyed lack of wine country airs. Meow. Cahill Winery, 4950 Ross Road, Sebastopol. Open Friday, 1pm to 5pm; Saturday–Sunday, 11am to 5pm. No fee. 707.823.1335.

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463A 4B612 Luckily, Radio Flyer, the wagon and tricycle brand that made memories and destroyed teeth when you were a kid, is still in business and sturdy as ever, and getting easier to assemble all the time. The Radio Flyer #53 Deluxe Steer and Stroll tricycle with co-pilot feature has a great innovation: a backseat driver bar for when your child is still learning to steer—and learning to take direction. Instead of ruining a perfectly cheerful Christmas morning shouting, “Sophie! Not toward the street!� the parent can steer away from danger. Of course, even the littlest kids tend to grow up over time, despite the promises they made when they were born, and when they’re prepared to ride alone, the backseat driver bar can be easily removed. Then with a great swell of pride, you can watch her as she starts to pedal on her own, ready to take on big challenges and responsibilities that you’d never have thought she could. “Sophie! SOPHIE! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!�—Austin Sardella

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nature of second-rate items, these gifts soon break or wear out or just don’t get used at all because they’re of poor quality to begin with. Within a couple of years, off to the landfill they go to make room for replacements that are just as cheap, just as shoddy, just as surely headed for the trash heap on the same short schedule. Let’s dump that racket now! Here’s an idea: buy the good one from the get-go. It costs more up front, but in the long run it saves money, saves the hassle of replacing the item later and is better for the planet. Instead of the $10 headlamp that might last one camping season (but probably won’t), spring for the hardy Petzl. Skip the flimsy handmixer and get the aspiring cook the sturdy KitchenAid, the one that would break your foot if it fell off the counter (not that such a thing could ever happen; it weighs far too much to push).

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Toddler Tales Ah, the telltale signs of Christmas Eve: the careful placement of milk and cookies for the charitable red trespasser, the hushed tittering of children pretending to sleep, the muffled curses of Santa as he furiously assembles the big-ticket gift—a pink tent or remote-control car or bipedal death machine— before sunrise, only to be completely destroyed by lunchtime, possibly taking one or two good little boys and girls with it. It just wouldn’t be Christmas without all these things, would it?

Pots & Pans Owner and head chef Michael Gyetvan of Azzurro Pizzeria e Enoteca in Napa used to cook at home with aluminum pans bought from restaurant suppliers, but he noticed that they tended to warp over time. So what does an award-winning chef use in his own residential kitchen? “I’m a pretty firm believer that All-Clad is the way to go,� he says, citing the Pennsylvaniamade cookware that’s been around for four decades. “Obviously, they cost a little bit more, but with the durability, the evenness of cooking—they last a long time.� Gyetvan uses restaurant-supply pans at Azzurro, but he’s cooked at home with his All-Clad pans for six years now, and they’re “excellent.� Like most serious cooks, Gyetvan also swears by the cast-iron skillet. He found his Lodge skillet 15 years ago at a flea market, and it’s still a top-quality workhorse. “I use it for anything from fried chicken to cooking steaks,� he says. “You can bake in it, you can make macaroni and cheese in it, you can make a stew in it. It’s just super versatile.� Lodge cookware, still owned by descendants of the original Lodge family, has been made in Tennessee since 1896, and some pans from the turn of the last century

are still in use on stovetops throughout the country. “As long as you season it when you first get it and take care of it,” Gyetvan says, “it’s one of the most versatile and longlasting pieces of kitchen equipment you could ever own.”—Gabe Meline

College Coiffure A broke college student’s options are limited when it comes to good hair. Running around from class to class and subsisting on a steady diet of alcohol and ramen can doom a girl’s hair to a life of frizzery. The solution? The Bespoke Labs T3 Featherweight hair dryer. One of the best on the market, this Consumer Reports– approved hair dryer from heaven has the potential to send curly-haired maidens to a utopia where rats’ nests cease to exist and split ends are nothing but a myth. This ionic masterpiece contains crushed tourmaline jewels (we wouldn’t joke about this) that, when heated, produce negative ions and infrared heat to ensure a speedy blow-dry and shinier, static-free hair. While I’m no chemistry major, I do know that the presence of negative ions will seal the moisture in the hair’s cuticle, leaving it ready to brave the elements.

This bad boy may seem a bit pricey, ranging from $80 to $200, but the T3 is sure to last a lot longer than a dinky Conair that will leave the ladies looking like Sideshow Bob. No girl deserves to spend hours styling only to step outside and watch her hair instantly grow like a Chia pet. So when the bells are ringing and the children are singing and the college students are heading home for the holidays, consider giving the student in your life the gift of fabulous, shiny hair worthy of any winter wonderland. It’ll blow her mind.—Rula al-Nasrawi

Sling It & Fling It Every holiday season, my parents take

me to buy my annual messenger bag. Not because it’s a cherished ritual, but because every time I step off the plane, my mom wrinkles her nose at the ragged shell of the prior year’s messenger bag. Most importantly, no real messenger would deign to use my messenger bag.

So I called one—a messenger, that is. “Chrome bags,” says Rick Graves from Clutch Couriers without hesitation. “We use them in all weather, riding on a daily basis.” Chrome bags are made from Cordura, a nylon fabric used in military wear, and all Chromes are guaranteed for life. That means even though my Secret Santa will be shelling out somewhere between $80 and $180, I’ll never have to go bag shopping with my parents again. Ever. I’ll be asking Santa for the Buran bag ($140), which is technically a laptop bag, a little smaller and trimmer, with ample padding for my computer and a comfy shoulder strap made from seatbelt material. It perfectly skates that fine line between professional and urban. Plus, it avoids the embarrassing issue of sashaying down the street with a half-empty professional messenger bag flopping around on your back in front of real couriers.—Jessica Lussenhop

Turntable Fever With the release this year of the video game DJ Hero, kids will surely be asking for DJ equipment this Christmas. According to DJ Amen, who along with his weekend radio shows on KMEL 106-FM also plays out in clubs once or twice a week, there’s no reason to buy any brand of turntable but Technics 1200s. “There’s nothing else that matches up,” he says, adding that if your budding turntable king gets tired of cutting and scratching, Technics rigidly retains its resale value. “You could have bought Technics 1200s 10 years ago for $500,” he says, “and you could still probably sell a used pair for $350 to $400.”

For cartridges, Amen uses Ortofon’s DJ Q-bert Concorde cartridge, since it sticks well to the record without skipping, and its needle lasts for years. The top mixer these

days is a Rane TTM-57SL, which has the ever-popular Serato Scratch Live software built into it. “It’s the industry standard right now,” says Amen. “You can control your laptop with the mixer; you don’t even have to touch the computer. It’s what people like Jazzy Jeff and DJ AM were using, all the way down to people like me.” The monitors he and all his friends use are M-Audio BX5ADs, and his choice of headphones, which need to be loud and durable, are Technics RPDH 1200s.—G.M.

Bamboo Bedding Luxurious sheets are something every woman adores, whether she knows it yet or not. And once she’s figured that out, finding the perfect linens can become something of an obsession. One option, of course, is the classic highthread count, 100 percent cotton sheet, the kind that’s rough and scratchy for a few years until it finally softens and then, decades later, turns into that magnificent texture that’s part silk, part suede and all delicious. The problem is, they literally don’t seem to be making those anymore. Instead, manufacturers are claiming exorbitant thread counts (500 and 800 are common nowadays) and charging accordingly. But it’s fuzzy math—math that counts the piled portions of threads rather than the warp and weft, math that shrinks and pills on the first washing. Consumer Reports busted one maker who claimed a thread count of 1,200; when tallied in the traditional manner, the thread count totaled 416.

Very Old Boys The modern video game geek is faced with three choices when it comes to home consoles: Nintendo Wii ($199), Microsoft Xbox 360 ($199) and Sony Playstation 3 ($299). Each system has its perks; the Wii has the motion sensitive “Nunchuk” controller and the Mario franchise; Xbox 360 has the big online community and the Halo series; and Playstation 3 has the multiple functions and warp-speed processor. So which system will put more joy in your stick? If it’s pure entertainment value you’re after, the resounding answer is the Playstation 3. Sure it costs a Benjamin more than the Xbox 360 and the Wii, but that extra cash buys you a Blu-ray player, a wireless internet browser and movie downloader, high definition 1080p output, free online play, 120GB of storage and the ability to also play PS1 and PS2 titles. The Wii, with its small processor, doesn’t approach high-definition output or play even “regular” DVDs. The Xbox 360 boasts a high def gaming output that’s nearly as high as the PS3, but you’ll have to fork over an extra $100 for an adapter if you want to watch HD DVDs (Blu-ray’s all-but-extinct evil twin). And neither system allows you to play old games from its predecessors or browse the internet for free. When it first dropped in 2006, the newest Playstation’s success suffered from a huge $599 price tag and a lack of big-name exclusive games. Today, both issues have been remedied with the price cut in half and titles like Metal Gear Solid 4 and Killzone 2 on shelves, and the long awaited Final Fantasy 13 title coming in a few months. Holiday cash may be harder than ever to come by, but if your loved one is a gamer who also watches movies, uses the internet or owns an HD television, you’ll be doing him or her a favor in the long run by going with the PS3.—Curtis Cartier

Enter the 100 percent viscose sheet set. Made from bamboo, these are smooth, silky sheets that are room temperature rather than cold when you first get in them; they’re almost like a very fine flannel in that regard, except that, somehow, they’re cool in the summer. And fast-growing bamboo is, of course, the ultimate ecofriendly material. They’re not cheap—a 250 thread-count set from Dreamsack will run upward of $200—but they’re that elusive combination of high-quality, durable, green and luxurious, and they’re guaranteed to make getting that all-important beauty rest a decidedly decadent affair.—T. H.

Plugged-in to Go Richard Lang, CEO of software company BURST.com, takes a phone call in between multiple meetings. He hesitates for a moment when asked what one good thing he would like to receive as his holiday gift. Then, like the proverbial light bulb suddenly lighting up over his head, the answer clicks. “An electric car,” Lang says, “a Tesla sedan.” Lang has apparently researched his choice thoroughly, and the reasoning behind it is wide in scope. Zero pollution, 300 miles per electric charge, zero gas usage, 0 to 60 in five and a half seconds. No exhaust. Silent. Seats seven. American-made, locally, '+

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Zippy The soft shell jacket is one of the great inventions of textile science, tailored for winter fun. It’s made of the stuff Gore-Tex calls Windstopper. Feather-light, with a texture halfway between neoprene and cashmere, this miracle fabric is windproof, virtually waterproof, breathable and insulates like a wetsuit. The Marmot Sharp Point Soft Shell runs about $200. It’s cut perfectly—it fits snugly, but thanks to its trademarked “Angel-Wing� design, it allows for a remarkable freedom of movement. With a zippered turtleneck collar, velcro wrist-closures and drawstring waist, it battens down completely to keep blowing snow out and body heat in. And pit-zips prevent overheating if your idea of winter fun requires some exertion; as a cross-country ski enthusiast, I appreciate that feature on the uphill runs.

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Downhill skiers would probably prefer the Super-Hero, a somewhat warmer and slightly bulkier version of this jacket. Because the Sharp Point is designed for active wear, it does not work as a winter coat in colder climes. If I’m relaxing after the sun has gone down and the temperature has dropped, I wear it under my tweed coat or motorcycle jacket. I suppose it can also be

worn under a hard-shell parka, but I’m oldschool.—Eric Johnson

See & Be Seen Winter weather doesn’t stop avid cyclists from tearing up their favorite routes. They just need the right gear, even if that means splurging on a few necessary “good ones.� Kim Baenisch, executive director of the Marin County Bike Coalition, puts highquality, practical accessories on her wish list this year. “A really great headlight and rear blinking light is the kind of thing any cyclist will use, because one of the greatest dangers is being invisible at night,� says Baenisch. “But also by law, you need to be riding with a light at night.�

With enough LED power to guide Santa’s sleigh, the light Baenisch would put on her bike is the Light & Motion Stella ($270, www.coloradocyclist.com). To stay visible and warm during the day, Baenisch recommends the Women’s Touring Jacket ($150, www.showerspass.com) in Yelling Yellow, a windproof and waterproof zip-up that will last for seasons to come. “It is sturdy enough to withstand the rain, but also breathable and makes me visible while riding in dark conditions with reflective banding. “It’s something I already own,� she confesses. “I’ve had this jacket for a couple years, but I think is a fantastic piece of gear.�—Tori Masucci

Flowering from the Stem I don’t care how the rustic peasants in

Provence drink their plonk, even if it does look romantic in the movies. I shudder at the very idea of serving an everyday albariño, much less that special occasion Burgundy, in some cheap, generic wineglass. I want classy Riedel stemware for the ages, made by experts to flatter, enhance and maximize every last drop of precious vino. Yes, it does matter what size, shape and density of glassware you use. If the bowl of the glass is too small, the wine just doesn’t have room to “open,” which means in plain English that there’s not enough space for oxygen to blend with the wine and magnify the flavors and sensory qualities. And when the whole point is to taste the wine, well, you’re essentially defeating the experience.

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Also, if the lip of the glass is crude and thick (as in glassware used at bureaucratic lunches), then the wine cannot be guided to the exact point of tongue and palate to deliver the most flavor. Thick glass insults both the drink and the drinker. If the glassware is chunky, the experience is chunky. Every Riedel glass is carefully designed with ample room for flavor expansion and to deliver specific varietals to their intended taste bud. Riedel makes crystal glasses for every wine varietal, with 24 percent lead content crystal to guarantee color-heightening clarity. A great wine deserves a great glass. And a decent wine will sip much better than it otherwise would when poured into a great glass. That’s why I want Riedel. Worried about breakage? At $30 a glass, one tends to be careful.—Christina Waters

Get ’em a Mac! Yes, you’ll have to spend more upfront. And no, you might not find a dirty little third-party app that converts the icons in ChickenEyeball TurboXtreem into Windows Media movies. But by shelling out more for a Macintosh computer than for a PC, you’ll give your giftee a computer that will work, and last, for years. Let’s talk tech: Macs have firewalls already built in, don’t attract every virus, worm and Trojan horse ever born, and come with free security updates that automatically appear, download at the click of a button and virtually self-install. In addition, Macs feature decent operating systems built upward, in English, from their core. Each OS is built on the last, so unless you want the newest and grooviest, updating is optional. And when you do update, you’ll find that each new version is actually better, rather than less bad, with most features right in the same familiar places, but working even faster and more easily.

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Someone to Love Sonoma State University’s Stevenson Hall is covered in old ivy, its vines now crawling over more of its north face than back when President Ruben Armiñana took office in 1992. As the last of autumn’s red and gold leaves fell outside of his window, Armiñana took a few days away from his Stevenson office to recover from surgery. His “good one” is a humble reminder that man’s best friend can offer comfort and companionship for years to come. “We lost a dog two months ago, and the one I have now, a flat-coat retriever, is a bit bored by himself. I am looking for another purebred, but from a rescue place as I did with my present dog, Hubert. This way, I get the best of two

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Sound Waves Hoytus Rolen always greets customers at People’s Music in Sebastopol with a big smile. With graying dread locks captured by his signature colorful woven cap and heavy ethnic jewelry of silver and beads, Rolen exudes a natural warmth. His calm demeanor serves him well when dealing with customers or his young music students. When asked what Santa might bring him if he wanted just one good item, the shaggy musician answers without hesitation. “I’d like a Bose Wave music system (about $500). I wouldn’t need another system

made harmonica, and I think Seydels are as good and often better than some custom harps I’ve played.� Harmonicas aren’t the only thing on Musselwhite’s mind this Christmas. “The other gift I’d like to mention is I once saw a flying alarm clock for people who just turn the alarm off and go back to sleep,� he says. “The clock has a propeller like a helicopter, and when the alarm goes off, it sounds like a helicopter, it lifts off and flies around the room and you have to get up, chase it, catch it and put it back in the clock base to turn it off. Well, by then you are definitely up and out of bed and not going back to sleep.�—G.M.

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for the rest of my life, and I could listen to anything better than I’ve ever heard it.� Another friend enters the shop—and the conversation. Maceo Campbell, a musician with the Peace Warriors whose giant laugh mirrors his ample physique, chimes in. “You’ve got to have a subwoofer, too. When you add the subwoofer, you’re going to be in heaven!� Rolen nods, and adds that although the system can be moved anywhere, he would most likely listen to it in his studio, and never come out. “Except to pee!� Maceo shouts, to laughs all around.—S.D.

Put Your Lips Together and . . . Charlie Musselwhite shudders at the thought of cheaply made harmonicas given as stocking stuffers. “I only use Seydel harmonicas,� says the 23-time W.C. Handy Award–winning bluesman. “The Seydel company is even older than Hohner, and they still make them by hand, one at a time, in a little town in Germany. Hohners are now mass-produced in China. The Seydel people make a wide variety of harps, and the ones I use have stainless steel reeds. They can be initially costly, but when you realize that one Seydel will outlast a dozen other brands, you’re actually saving money. The only better harmonica would be a custom-

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Not Too Much to Ask Pt. Reyes Station’s Bovine Bakery smells heavenly the moment you enter, and the mouthwatering sights match the scents. Behind the counter, longtime owner Bridget Devlin looks perplexed as she ponders what her one good gift might be. She asks the question of the other women working the dough in the back. Tugging at one of her blond, shoulder-length braids, brows furrowed over her bright blue eyes, she sighs. “I don’t really want much of anything.� Rethinking her statement, she comes up with the idea of an original piece of art, refining her request to “an original Alexander Calder hanging mobile, in bright, primary colors.� It would hang aloft in her high-ceilinged bedroom, moving with the air currents. Co-worker Elsie Riley has no problem figuring out what she would want. “Just give me $5,000 a month for the rest of my life,� she smiles. “I would be quite happy with that.�—S.D.

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have, under dire circumstances, been reduced to reading downloaded stories on the ultimate popular-culture fetish object, the iPhone. All the more reason still to covet the ultimate intellectual fetish object: the coffee-table art book. Nothing yet nurtured in Jeff Bezos’ brain can reproduce the sensual frisson of fingering the thick, glossy pages of a fine-arts volume. When you give a book, make sure that it is literally worth the paper it’s printed on, full of high-quality images and packed with significant text, something worth reading and displaying. Several sterling new publications fit the bill. They can all be easily obtaining by dropping in on a local bookstore, which is a gift in and of itself. ‘Insects of Surinam’ by Maria Sibylla Merian (Taschen; $39.99). For a woman to pack up her daughter and travel to the jungles of Surinam and return three years later with exquisitely detailed, botanically and entomologically accurate and visually stunning paintings of flora and fauna is an impressive achievement. To have done so circa 1700 is nothing short of astonishing. This oversize book reproduces in full folio dimension the colored engravings from her greatest work. The plates demonstrate Merian’s uncanny mix of scientific detail

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and aesthetic sense, as she arrays curious and colorful insects in various states of metamorphosis flitting around or munching on the branches and leaves of exotic plants. ‘Who Shot Rock & Roll: A Photographic History, 1955 to the Present’ by Gail Buckland (Knopf; $40). Our memories of famous rockers are determined as much by images as by sounds. Buckland’s book surveys the iconizing efforts of scores of photographers, from the celebrated (Annie Leibovitz and Dennis Hopper) to the obscure. The mostly black-and-white pictures here range from Alfred Wertheimer’s candid shots of Elvis on the cusp of stardom to the raw action of Ian Dickson’s in-the-moment snap of the Ramones in 1977. French photographer JeanPierre Leloir captures Chuck Berry in 1996 putting his tight pants to the ultimate test with a spread-eagle split. Mark Seliger’s closeup of an anguished-looking Neil Young has the power of an Avedon. ‘The Collected Letters of Robinson Jeffers: With selected Letters of Una Jeffers, Vol. One, 1890–1930’ edited by James Karman (Stanford University Press; $95). California poet Robinson Jeffers has always seemed a formidable, even forbidding figure—something about that fortress known as Tor House in Carmel, and verses like “We must unhumanize our views a little,

and become confident / As the rock and ocean that we were made from.â€? This remarkable cache of letters, beginning with a note from the three-year-old Jeffers to his mama, helps to humanize the poet, especially the passionate, sometimes to the point of gushing, exchanges with his wife, Una. There are also illuminating bits of correspondences with publishers, critics and other writers. Coming as it does from a university press, the book is dense with critical apparatus, footnotes and a substantial biographical introduction. ‘Historical Atlas of the American West’ by Derek Hayes (UC Press; $39.95). The appeal of old maps—richly colored, redolent with the sense of discovery, frequently embellished with artistic flourishes—has driven some addicts to archival crimes. Luckily, Derek Hayes’ Historical Atlas satisfies the cartographical itch within the bounds of the laws. This extralarge selection begins with Native American settlements and runs through the Spanish explorers, early forays by American pioneers, the Gold Rush, the building of the Transcontinental Railroad to the rise of urban centers. Hayes provides considerable context for survey, land grant, topo and tourism maps. A brochure route map for the Great Northern streamliners trumpets the “New Empire Builder,â€? echoing the whole dubious project of Manifest Destiny. A 1940 Arizona Highways guide to the state features scores of tiny vignettes with cowboys, cacti and cattle. ‘Playing with Pictures: The Art of Victorian Photocollage’ by Elizabeth Siegel (Yale University Press; $45). Scrapbooking is faddish now, but it is hardly a new phenomenon. The Victorians (women mostly) delighted in constructing fanciful bound volumes full of clever collages. The rise of photography and, in particular, the carte de visitĂŠ, provided English women of the mid-1800s with endless source material for their imaginative constructions. Many of the examples in this fascinating study involve watercolor backgrounds in which cutout images of the famous have been pasted, frequently in multiple scales and perspectives, creating surprisingly surreal results. In one sample, a painted boy blows bubbles; in the gossamer spheres, one Georgina Berkeley has pasted cut-out heads of her acquaintances. It isn’t far from here to Joseph Cornell. ‘The World in Vogue: People Parties Places’ edited by Alexandra Kotur (Knopf; $75). Whatever dreams of a life of international indolence we ever strived for have been thoroughly dashed by the Great Recession. But vicarious thrills galore can be found in this paean to wretched excess in that most wretchedly excessive of all human endeavors: high fashion. The aptly homonymic Alexandra Kotur has assembled an enormous collection of large-scale pictures from the bible of well-dressed society, Vogue magazine, covering the last 40 years or so. Some major shutterbugs—Richard Avedon, Bruce Weber, Helmut Newton— contribute studio and in situ portraits of society icons, celebs and movie stars like Babe Paley, Warholite Edie Sedgwick, Jackie O. and even Angelina Jolie doing stretching exercises on a Louis Quatorze settee. Oddly, the magazine seems infatuated with the upper echelon’s canine companions: Brooke Astor, resplendent in pink tweed, poses with her dachshund; Jennifer Lopez walks a brace of menacing Dobermans; Naomi Campbell chauffeurs three Dalmatians in a convertible. Weirdest of all is Weber’s photo of his golden retrievers at a staged doggie wedding.

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s that great champion of Christmas, Charles Dickens, once wrote, “Time was with most of us, when Christmas Day, encircling all our limited world like a magic ring, left nothing out for us to miss or seek.� Typical of Dickens, this sentiment is both lovely and slightly incomprehensible, but one piece does seem reasonably clear: at Christmas time, we tend to seek something a little richer, a little deeper, a little bit more than we expect the rest of the year. So as we gather in those small anthropologically meaningful groups we call “families,� our television channels are scheduled full of holiday specials, the radio waves blare songs intended to soften our hearts and the movie theaters trot out at least two or three new Christmas-themed entertainments. Even the world of live theater gets in the act. But there is something different about these live theatrical offerings, an attitude of enhanced community spirit and playful generosity that sets such stuff apart. Between Thanksgiving and New Year’s, the North Bay is a fine example of this, as an already bountiful array of stage companies, dance schools and Christmas Carol junkies fill their collective hearts with that mysterious magic Dickens so blissfully honors in his prose.

The Family Traditions There are few Christmas clichÊ’s as pervasive as the yearly re-arrival of a dozen Nutcrackers (thank you, Mr. Tchaikovsky) and Christmas Carols (same to you, Mr. Dickens). But as certain as such overfamiliar staples are to return to the stage year after year, there are always a few companies eager to put a fresh new spin on these undying favorites.

In an effort to add something new to its own seasonal presentation of the famous ‘Nutcracker Ballet,’ the Sebastopol Ballet Company has earned a reputation for putting its money where the Mouse King is, spending a whopping $50,000 to add such unexpected eye-candy as a dancing unicorn, a dancing, pointe-shoe-wearing lobster, plus numerous mermaids and an enormous sea beast. This dazzling alternative to undulating coffee beans runs Dec. 18–20, at the Analy High School Theater. Call 707.576.3906 for ticket information. . . . Of course, it is easier avoid the common cold than to miss seeing a sign for somebody’s production of ‘A Christmas Carol.’ Fortunately, new tricks have a way of slipping up the sleeves of creative companies, as evidenced by the Sonoma County Repertory Theatre’s eternally evolving version of the play, with a word-for-word(-ish) script by Preston Lane and Jonathan Moscone. Scott Phillips directs for the first time in years, with a brandnew approach that makes Ebenezer Scrooge even more integral to the action, and a cast of fresh actors are chomping to tackle the stories and numerous manic-depressive delights. It runs through Dec. 20. Call 707.823.0177. . . . Meanwhile, up in Cloverdale, Jim dePriest is helming his own adaptation of ‘A Christmas Carol,’ with an eerie-funny script by Jerry Patch that serves to remind audiences that, warm hearts and sweet sentiments aside, this show is basically just a great big ghost story. This one runs Dec. 11–19, at the Cloverdale Performing Arts Center. 707.894.2214. . . .

The Odd Relatives No holiday is complete without the appearance of a few slightly cranky, conspicuously on-the-fringes family members. The same is true of theater, where even at

Christmas time the weird stuff always has a place at the table. David Sedaris’ slippery ‘SantaLand Diaries’ is a great example, and this year, the North Bay has two of them. Repeating the sold-out success of last year, actor David Yen once again teams up with director Argo Thompson for a decidedly unique production of Sedaris’ nasty-sweet tale, the slightly true story of the author’s hellish days working as an elf at New York’s Macy’s Department Store. With a cleverly altered script (slipping in juicy tidbits from some of Sedaris’ other holiday essays) this version lands like a herd of tiny reindeer on the stage of Spreckels Performing Arts Center, running Nov. 27–Dec. 13. Call 707.588.3400. The other production of The SantaLand Diaries, presented by the Pegasus Theater Company in Monte Rio, stars actor John Rowan as the entertainingly exhausted elf in question. This version runs Dec. 5–20 at the SonomaWest Inn. For info, ring up 707.522.9043. . . . On the never-before-seen side of the tree, Santa Rosa’s Sixth Street Playhouse pops down the chimney with a world premiere by one of Sonoma County’s favorite native sons, Shad Willingham. The much-honored Willingham has written a sassy little comedy titled ‘Ham for the Holidays’ and will himself be directing the show at Sixth Street’s intimate Studio Theater. The play follows a squabbling band of radio thespians gathered in a small radiostation studio on Christmas Eve awaiting the arrival of Orson Welles, with whom they plan to present a live play. Stuff goes wrong. Things get broken. Laughs are definitely had. The show runs Dec. 4–20, and further facts may be gleaned by calling 707.523.4185. . . .

The High-Calorie Desserts Meaning no disrespect to turkey, the best part of a Christmas dinner is the pie, that one extra little slice of sweetness that makes the whole day seem just a little more perfect and your bathroom scale just a little more annoying. Every holiday season has its share of rare confectionary events. ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ is the Raven Players’ live radio version of the classic tale of angels, miracles and bipolar bankers, performed by a cast of actors with great voices and a practiced knack for reading their lines and then dropping their pages on the floor. To give it an extra dash of authenticity, this radio show will actually be simulcast on KRCB 91.1-FM. It happens one night, on Dec. 11 at 8pm at the Raven Theater in Healdsburg. Info available only online, at www.ravenplayers.org. . . . And finally, in beautiful Marin County, home to the Ross Valley Players, is an evening of holiday music and stories so tasty and delicious it apparently needs no name. Directed by Linda Dunn, with musical direction by Scott DeTurk, the show is a stocking-stuffed with Christmas carols, classically slinky-sexy favorites (“Santa Baby,� anyone?), massive dance numbers, actorly readings of beloved stories (“A Child’s Christmas in Wales,� “The Night Watchman’s Story�), barbershop quartets and lots of audience sing-along stuff. This dessert tray of an evening happens only four times, Dec. 17–20, inside the big red barn at the Ross Arts and Garden Center. 415.456.9555. All of these activities are evidence of our fondness for something extra special at this time of year. There is certainly plenty to choose from. So if the Ghost of Charles Dickens appears at any of these events, don’t be surprised. And take notes. That might make a good show for next year.

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London, echoes Ray Bradbury and The Circus of Dr. Lao. Speaking of London, there’ll be so much suffering in the other theaters that I think we’re all entitled to something a little emotionally restrained: Robert Downey as ‘Sherlock Holmes’ (Dec. 25), even if we’re not too jazzed by director Guy Ritchie’s urge to make our hero “accessible�—i.e., faster and more violent. Rachel McAdams is the troublesome Irene Adler, Jude Law is Watson, and the reliable Mark Strong plays the disreputable Lord Blackwood, a peer with plans for the British Empire. Moriarity (Brad Pitt) is in it for a moment, too, in preparation for a sequel that’s already underway. And as the junior version of Holmes’ sovereign, Emily Blunt plays ‘The Young Victoria’ (Dec. 18), with Rupert Friend as Albert, Jim Broadbent as the sailor-king William IV, Julian Glover as Wellington and so forth. People love it when you elbow them in the ribs and tell historical stories about the personages when they’re trying to look at the gowns. The chill season is warmed with ‘Nine’ (Dec. 18), featuring Penelope Cruz honeyed up in lingerie; it’s Rob (Chicago) Marshall’s musical version of Fellini’s 8 1/2, with Daniel Day Lewis in the Mastroianni part. Sophia Loren is Lewis’ mother, just one of the women pulling the bedeviled director in separate directions. Nicole Kidman is also in it, because what’s a winter without icicles? And on the subject of fateful icicles, ‘The Lovely Bones’ (Dec. 11), Alice Sebold’s harrowing, tear-wringing and seemingly

From Christopher Isherwood’s 1964 novel ‘A Single Man’ comes the screen version starring Colin Firth as a Southern California professor recovering from the death of his male lover during the JFK years. ‘It’s Complicated’ (Dec. 25) finds director Nancy Meyers of the satisfying Something’s Gotta Give leading a love triangle with Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin playing monkeyin-the-middle with Meryl Streep. ‘Up in the Air’ (Dec. 25) is the new film by Jason Reitman, with George Clooney as a layoff specialist who never considered hiring a wife and kids. Anna Kendrick co-stars; she’s best known for the intrepid supporting work she does in the Twilight movies as Bella’s gabby, dippy gal-pal. ‘Invictus’ (Dec. 11), the new Clint Eastwood movie, parallels the story of Nelson Mandela with the Rugby World Cup of 1995 held in race-torn South Africa, with Matt Damon as an Afrikaner player. Because of the rugby theme, one guesses that the moral of the story is that black and white bleed the same color. William Earnest Henley’s bad poem gives us the odd title. For children, there’s ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel’ (Dec. 23), and Disney’s make-or-break attempt to revive classic f lat animation, ‘The Princess and the Frog’ (Dec. 11), a Creole-themed fairy tale with voodoo, and R&B songs by Randy Newman. A medium seemingly headed for extinction at the hands of CGI makes it to the end of this tumult-ridden decade. This may be the best news of the end of the year.

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It usually costs upward of 20 bucks to see the Christmas Jug Band, and even then, you’re never sure if Dan Hicks is going to show up or not. The budget-line version of the Christmas Jug Band, however, delivers the same amount of laughter and holiday cheer for less than a fraction of the price. How? Because it’s absolutely free when Four Elves Named Mo take the f loor in West Marin this Sunday. Hear “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas,� “Santa’s Going Crazy This Year,� “Christmas in the Bottle� and everybody’s favorite, “Santa Lost a Ho�—along with some nonseasonal Americana roots tunes—when Paul Rogers, Tim Eschliman, Gregory Leroy Dewey and “Turtle� Vandermarr get swingin’ on Sunday, Nov. 29, in the bar at the Station House Cafe. 11180 Hwy. 1, Point Reyes Station. 5pm to 8pm. Free. 415.663.1515.

Yountville’s Festival of Lights turns 21 this year, which seems appropriate for the winemaking region’s annual holiday bash. Starting at 2pm the day after Thanksgiving, Santa Claus will be on hand with welcoming lap and open ears for the kids, while the town’s wineries and restaurants supply tastings and samples for the adults—at just $1 a ticket. At sundown, Washington Street comes alive with thousands of tiny, twinkling lights, and the horse carriage rides begin. (Friday, Nov. 27, along Washington Street in downtown Yountville; 2pm–6pm; Free; 707.994.0904). The next day, in Napa, there’s the Napa Christmas Parade, with caroling choirs, ballet folklorico and Mayor Jill Techel and Congressman Mike Thompson lighting an unprecedented 29foot tree in Veterans Park. Santa parks his sleigh at the Oxbow Public Market afterwards for the kids. (Saturday, Nov. 28, along First Street in downtown Napa; 5pm; Free; 707.257.0322.)

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Modern Tramp Film buffs have spent the better part of 70 years grasping at a greater understanding of Charlie Chaplin’s masterpiece, ‘Modern Times.’ Living up to its name, the 1936 film that pokes fun at the Industrial Revolution, Nazis and law enforcement still feels strikingly fresh. This is the Tramp’s final picture, and it’s full of wonderful imagery. Paulette Goddard furiously slicing bananas for her fellow unemployed. Chaplin being force-fed by a feeding machine. A breathtaking roller-skating scene in an afterhours department store. It’s all here, collected into one tight, 86-minute film, concluding with Chaplin’s signature song, “Smile.� The Rafael kicks off its free Everybody’s Classics series with a screening of Modern Times on Sunday, Nov. 29, at the Rafael Film Center. 1118 Fourth St., San Rafael. Noon. Free; first come, first served. Free. 415.454.1222.

We live in a world where parents actually tell their children to stop playing in the dirt. Where a three-hour viewing of the latest Disney feature is seen as less harmful than roaming the hills. Where discovering nature comes with all sorts of hand-wringing worries. The Fairfield-Osborn

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PETITE BLONDE Educated and attractive, downto-earth WF would like to meet someone who shares some of my interests like metal music, concerts, learning and more. If you have an open mind, I definitely want to hear from your. 35-50. 314433

LET’S MEET FOR DINNER SWF, 49, 5’4’’, H/W proportionate, blondish-brown layered hair, big blue eyes, down-toearth, mellow, nice, kind, sweet, considerate, laid-back, seeks SM, 35-55, who has a good sense of humor. I enjoy cats, beaches, hiking, camping, movies. 310278

LET’S MEET AND TALK SWF, 39, 5’3’’, loves music, dancing. Looking for a social SWM, mid 40s, for friendship first. 318133

LOOKING FOR A FRIEND SAF, 48, 5’4’’, looking for a friend who will eventually become my partner in life. 318943

PRETTY & SLENDER Bright and youthful SWF, 50+, enjoys listening to or playing music, travel, playing at the beach, and dating. Seeking nice-looking, kind, intelligent SM, 50s plus or minus, with sense-of-humor, financially secure, to share fun indoors and out, concerts and movies, dining out and walks, cozy fireplaces and sometimes campfires. 303711

LET’S GO OUT & HAVE FUN! Honest woman, 50s, very caring, compassionate, kind, my interests are long drives, walks, dancing, visiting new places, dinners. Seeking nice SM, 50s60s, for LTR. 297169

A BIG HEART Caring, loving SF, 39, movies, the outdoors, Looking for SW/HM, for friendship, maybe 305007

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LET’S MEET FOR DINNER Caring, honest, flexible, compassionate woman, 60s, loves dancing, travel, reading, dining out. Seeking similar man, 60s, for LTR. 301189

LOOKING FOR LTR Friendly, feminine, nurturing, captivating, bright, personable woman in her 50s who enjoys night clubs, television, dining, dancing, surfing, music, seeks similar male, 40-60, for LTR. 301191

GOOD VALUES Caring, personable, compassionate, classy, hard-working female, 50s, likes music, dancing, travel, reading, museums, dining, the beach. Seeking SM, 50s, for friendship, possibly more. 309780

WAITING ARMS Caring, educated, honest, optimistic, hard-working SF, 30s, enjoys travel, dining out, long drives, the beach, reading, walks, hiking, music and more. Would like to meet like-minded man, 30-40, for LTR. 313123

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COMPASSIONATE Friendly, honest, artistic, outdoorsy, caring SF, 30s, likes watching tv, dancing, the beach, travel, walks, music, hiking, museums, dining out, more. Searching for a partner in life, 30-50, for possible LTR. 313131

OUTGOING AND FUN Compassionate, caring, friendly, honest SF, 20s, likes going to clubs, camping, hiking, reading, the beach, dining out, more. Looking for a down-to-earth, easygoing man, 22-35, for LTR. 313136

LIKE GOING OUT? Honest, goal-oriented personable, artistic, sophisticated, hardworking SF would like to meet a SM, 40-60, who enjoys travel, walks, the beach, music, reading, camping, long drives, museums, tv, dining out, dancing and more. Seeking LTR. 313138

SEEKING LTR Honest, compassionate, artistic, friendly, goal-oriented, caring SF, 50s, health-minded with good values, into music, the beach, dancing, tv, travel, museums, walks, reading and more. Would like to meet SM, around the same age, for companionship. 313139

LIKE PBS? Personable, caring, goal-oriented friendly, artistic, compassionate woman, with good values, likes coffee shops, music, reading, walks, travel, dancing, dining out and more. Looking for honest, respectful man, 5070, for LTR. 313143

OUTDOORSY Bright, compassionate, honest, friendly, adaptable woman, 50s, seeks SM, 40-60, who enjoys dining, dancing, beaches, taking walks, for casual dating or LTR. 301192

HONESTY A MUST Hard-working, honest, optimistic, nurturing, flexible, motivated SF, 50s, likes biking, the beach, travel, dancing, hiking, reading, music, seeks similar man, 50s, who is ready for LTR. 301198

CAPTIVATING Sophisticated, outdoorsy, friendly, mischievous SF, 50s, likes hiking, kayaking, taking walks. In search of SM, 50-70, for LTR. 301203

GOOD VALUES Shy, friendly, caring, compassionate SF, 60s, nurturing, motivated, enjoys walks, the beach, coffee shops, biking, dining, seeks similar man, 60+, for friendship leading to LTR. 301544

PERSONABLE Compassionate, bright, friendly female, 40s, likes music, dancing, dining, biking, coffee shops. Seeking similar male, 50s, for LTR. 302304

SHY AND ARTISTIC Single female in her 50s looking for a male who enjoys music, television. Let’s meet and see if we connect! 308997

FRIENDS OR MORE Nurturing, artistic, bright, hardworking, compassionate, feminine female in her 50s, enjoys music, dancing, travel, the beach, kayaking, dining, taking walks. Seeking male, 50-69, for friendship with the possibility of more. 309768

ONE HONEST WOMAN LEFT Bright SF, 60s, with good values, flexible and honest, likes reading, camping, travel, taking walks. Seeking similar male, 50-69, for friendship, casual relationship, possible LTR. 309769

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SEEKING AN OPEN MIND SBM, 33, 250lbs, smoker, enjoys cars, long walks, working out. Looking for SF, 20-65, kids ok, for possible relationship. 304990

CAPTIVATING! Adorable, hard-working, classy female, 50s, enjoys museums, shopping, travel, coffee shops, the beach. Seeking SM, 50s, for friendship, casual relationship, or LTR. 309776

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Men Seeking Women LET’S CONNECT SM, 6’2’’, 220lbs, athletic, outgoing, loves the outdoors. Looking for similar SW/AF, 18-55, for fun and friendship. 324795

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PACIFIC NORTHWEST Casual guy, enjoys mountain and beach trips, walks, outdoors, moonlit nights, cuddling. Seeking SWF, 40-56, slim/ medium build, to come spend quiet times in Pacific Northwest. 954499

SHARED JOY SWM, 59, 5’9”, 160lbs, nice-looking, with good SOH, seeking woman to have fun with, race/ age unimportant. I like dancing, partying, shows and dining out. Call me! 972627

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TAKE A CHANCE ON ME Motivated, outdoorsy, honest, health-conscious woman, with good values and optimistic attitude, likes most kinds of music, dining out, walks, camping, travel and relaxing time at home. Seeking a nice, honest, active man, 30-40, with similar interests, to spend time with, possible leading to LTR. 313124

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LTR AND LOVE IN BOOTS Italian Taurus, SM, 45, 6’, 218lbs, N/S, N/Drugs, N/D, long hair, educated, published, financially/ emotionally secure, respectful, inspiring, tender, great sense of humor, enjoys alternative music, dancing, movies, animals, cooking, conversation, mountains. Seeking thin, dancing SWF, 18-33, in boots for LTR. 315052

HOPE TO FIND YOU Sociable, good-hearted, compassionate, healthy gentleman, 63, published writer/poet, D/Dfree, non-drinker, enjoys quiet times, home, sports, simple times. Seeking loving, happy, intelligent woman to share life, love, possible LTR. Bay Area preferred. 224839

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COOKING FOR YOU! SWM, 62, 5’10”, 170lbs, N/S, light drinker, clean shaven, hazel eyes, self-employed, loves cooking, jazz and traveling. Seeking a similar woman, 50-80, race unimportant, for possible LTR. 318883

ONE GOOD MAN LEFT SHM, 32, N/S, likes soccer, running. In search of SA/BF for friendship first possibly leading to more. 319059

JUST MOVED HERE SWM, 5’7’’, 190lbs, brown eyes, wants to meet soulmate in similar SF, 30-55. I love swing dancing, travel, gourmet cooking, animals, nature. 305800

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I’M NOT THE GUY... ...for long walks on the beach, dancing the night away. Retiree, 48, moderately disabled with MS, SSU grad, into jazz, films, progressive talk radio. San Francisco native seeks caring, happy lady, 40-50, for companionship. N/S. I’m a good listener, talk to me. Tell me about yourself. 219612

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LOVES HORSES Healthy senior WM, 165lbs, N/S, loves animals, especially horses, theater, PBS. Seeking slender female for romance. 302170

ARE YOU THE ONE? Bright, artistic, caring, flexible, adorable guy, 50s, likes music, dancing, travel, the beach, dining out. Looking for similar female. 302306

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STARTING OVER Separated WM, loves hockey, the outdoors, golf, staying in and watching movies, gardening and more. Would like to meet someone fun who wants to enjoy life. Call me and lift my spirits. 282029

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COUPLE SEEKS WOMAN Very attractive, middle-aged, married white couple, she’s 5’2”, 125lbs, 34D. He is 5’11”, 172lbs. Both and very sensual and she is multi-orgasmic. We are N/S, light drinkers, heal-conscious, pleasant, non-pushy. Please be N/S, H/W proportionate, white, Hispanic or Asian, under 55. Bi or bi-curious ok. Discretion assured. Let’s have fun. 314002

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STRAIGHTFORWARD FUN SWM, 39, looking for SF, 18-50, who likes to try new things and isn’t afraid of having a little fun! 304707

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Lily Spa RELAX Asian Massage Thai • Deep Tissue Swedish • Hot Stone 1 HR/$65 90 MIN/$100 walk-ins or appt

707.528.2540 3401 Cleveland Ave #2 Santa Rosa

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30 yrs experience. Excellent Rates! 1/2 hour, hour or 90 mins. Colin, CMT 707-823-2990. Massage & Relaxation

Petaluma Lavender Day Spa Opening Special

$55 includes FREE Table Shower & Finnish Sauna

707.782.9898 131 Liberty St, Ste. D

Grand Opening! Massage $55 hr

• Deep Tissue/Swedish • Sports • Shiatzu • Back Walking • Foot Reflexology • Chair $10/10 min massage

Golden Flower Massage Spa

Happy Health Spa open 10-10, 7 days 525 Ross St, Santa Rosa

707-591-8899

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Tissue Massage

Massage 4 Men

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699 Petaluma Blvd. N

707.765.1879 Open 7 days 9am-10pm

MEN! Get a Massage the way you like it. Swedish and deep tissue techniques. Relaxing and rejuvenating.

Flexible schedule for your convenience. Outcalls available. Call James 707-477-4365.

A Safe Place To Be Real Holistic tantric masseuse. Unhurried, private, heartfelt. Monday thru Saturday. NEW CLIENT DISCOUNT. 707-793-2232.

Take Care of Yourself With a deeply relaxing, pampering, sensual, massage. Holiday Special. CMT in Santa Rosa. Call Bliss 415/717-9378.

$40 Half Hour Massage Holiday Stress Relief Special

IS HE INTO YOU?

I feel what HE feels. Efficient psychic readings. All questions - business, love, spiritual, etc. Visa/MC/Disc/AmEx. 800-355-1283 ext. 5 (AAN CAN)

For first time clients by Male CMT. 707-766-8269

Full Body Sensual Massage With a mature, playful CMT. Comfortable incall location near the J.C. in Santa Rosa. Soothing, relaxing, and fun. Visa/MC accepted. Gretchen 707/478-3952.

A Provider of Pleasure

Total relaxation $50/hr John (707)-536-1516 Santa Rosa www.completebodybalance. com

Therapeutic Massage

Cindy Cross, CMT

1111 Sonoma Ave. Suite 208, Santa Rosa (The Surgical Center) Debbie (707) 776-4732

Deep Relaxing Full Body Massage To total Completion by a mature male $40/hour. Napa Valley location. Roger 707-525-1771.

Grand Opening

Ayurvedic

In a safe, relaxing, comfortable space by a “mature”, compatible, easy-going gentleman! Since 1991 I`ve provided pleasure to women, men, couples. Good virtues. NW Santa Rosa, Jimmy, (C) 707-799-4467 or (L) 707-527-9497.

Men`s Massage for Pleasure and Health

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Need a relaxing massage? Come in for Swedish, Deep Tissue, Tui Na, Reiki, Lifestream, Acupressure and see what a difference it can make. Call 707.665.9020. First Time Client Special! 90 minutes for $60. Cindy Cross, C.M.T. 665-9020 By appointment only

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Guerneville M4M Massage

Psychic Palm and Card Reader

Mitch, CMT. Mature. Professional. Relaxing intuitive touch. Private discrete studio. 707-849-7409

Madame Lisa. Truly gifted adviser for all problems. 827 Santa Rosa Ave. Call for Appointment 707-542-9898

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• relief from tension headaches, eyestrain, and sinusitis

11am-9pm 161B Kentucky St, Petaluma 707.778.7888

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• improves mobility in neck and shoulders • balances energy

Margery Smith 707.578.9642

Therapeutic Massage Center Boody Massage $55/hr

Foot Massage $19.99/45 min

Open 7 days 9-10pm

2460 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa

707.578.3088

Chinese Medicine & Massage Therapy Center

Santa Rosa 8 am – 8 p m (.'. ,*-$((*-

FREE CONSULTATION Windsor: 4 Men

with a Chinese medicine expert & Qi Gong Master. Treatment for pain & injury. Extensive traditional Chinese herbal pharmacy

Brent, C.M.T. 26 years experience. Nurturing, intuitive touch. Private, discrete studio. 707/477-0400.

Man of Your Dreams

Best Chiropractor

Men, women, couples. TLC, massage, Tantra, nurturing mutual touch. William 707-548-2187

2nd Place

Quality family chiropractic care for managing chronic and acute pain.

Relaxing Massage First time $45/hr. www.garywtmassage.com, Gary, CMT. 707-235-5423

• sports injuries

Great Massage By Joe, CMT. Relaxing hot tub and pool available. Will do outcalls. 707-228-6883.

• pediatrics

Jake Quihuis, DC 707-523-9850 1819 Fourth Street • Santa Rosa

• auto accidents • pregnancy / post-partum discomforts

MORE THAN 15 MASSAGE TECHNIQUES FOR PERFECT RELAXATION Swedish, Deep Tissue, Acupressure, Reflexology Qi Gong • Thai Chi • Acupuncture Cupping herbs • Infrared Sauna • Same-day Appointments Walk-ins Welcome • Treatments Start at $20 - Insurance Accepted Gift Certificates • Open 7 days, 10 AM to 8 PM

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ANIMAL LOVERS You can make a difference. People for Animal Liberation (PAL) in Sonoma County advocates for animals. More info email: jasminethevegan@yahoo.com

Place your pet related ad here today! Call 707.527.1200

Shadow is the first ever 2time winner of our volunteer's Cat of the Week contest.....and yet she remains homeless! She's a 5 year old Tuxedo cat (and they're the best!) with a lovely Zen-like personality; loves to climb into your lap and once there, she's there for the duration. Come meet this contest winner and take her home! To learn more about adopting Shadow or many other homeless animals at the Sonoma Humane Society, please visit us or check us out online.

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The Adoption Center is open 7 days a week from 12PM - 6PM and is located at 5345 Highway 12 West, Santa Rosa (just 5 miles west of Hwy 101 @ Llano Rd) www.sonomahumane.org

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In addition to this column, Rob Brezsny offers expanded weekly audio horoscopes and daily text message horoscopes. To buy access, go to www.realastrology.com. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1.877.873.4888 or 1.900.950.7700.

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Meet Shadow • Kitty of the Week

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Low Cost Vaccination Clinics every Sunday, 9:30-11am

Meet Gabe • Doggie of the Week

Meet Monkey • Doggie of the Week

I ain't nothin but a hound dog but I've got a great personality and LOTS of energy. I love to walk, run, and chase things down so I'm a great active companion for an active human – and that face! How can you resist? I'm really still a puppy at 1 year old so we'll have many happy hound adventures together. Let's get started! To learn more about adopting Gabe or many other homeless animals at the Sonoma Humane Society, please visit us or check us out online.

A 2 year old Chihuahua. Boy do I live up to my name; I'm full of monkey business and am darn cute if I do say so myself! I must have been a mountain climber in a past life since I'm pretty good at climbing certain kinds of gates and fences. I love walks, head rubs, and playtime in the yard. To learn more about adopting Monkey or many other homeless animals at the Sonoma Humane Society, please visit us or check us out online.

The Adoption Center is open 7 days a week from 12PM - 6PM and is located at 5345 Highway 12 West, Santa Rosa (just 5 miles west of Hwy 101 @ Llano Rd) www.sonomahumane.org

The Adoption Center is open 7 days a week from 12PM - 6PM and is located at 5345 Highway 12 West, Santa Rosa (just 5 miles west of Hwy 101 @ Llano Rd) www.sonomahumane.org

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SANTA ROSA TREATMENT PROGRAM

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We provide treatment for: Oxycontin, Vicodin and Heroin utilizing replacement medications. We also treat Methamphetamine and other stimulant dependence. s 3UBUTEX 3UBOXONE AVAILABLE s 0ROVIDING 4REATMENT SINCE s #ONFIDENTIALITY ASSUREd

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SPIRITUAL CONNECTIONS Finding inspiration and connecting with your community The Journey Center: Christ-centered Spirituality, Healing, & Wholeness Reading room, art gallery, prayer/ meditation gatherings, spiritual journey resources, bodywork, bookstore, free WiFi. 1601 Fourth Street, Santa Rosa. www.journeycenter.org 707.578.2121 Santa Rosa Shambhala Meditation Center Free instruction and practice opportunities Tuesday 4:30-5:30 PM, Wednesday 7 PM, Sunday 10 AM - 11:15 AM. www.santarosa.shambhala.org

Mahakaruna Buddhist Meditation Center Offers ongoing introductory and advanced classes. Weds at noon, Tues & Weds evenings 7:30–8:45pm Prayers for World Peace, Sun, 10:30–11:45am Everyone welcome. 304 Petaluma Blvd., North, Petaluma www.meditationinnorcal.org 6th Annual JCC Meditation Retreat Bittul haYesh: Uncovering the Authentic Self. ALL WELCOME in spiritual practices of meditation, sacred Hebrew chant, mystical storytelling, yoga, nature, more. Dec 4-6, Petaluma. www.jccsoco.org/meditation or call (707) 528-4222 x 330

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Align Spine, Relax Muscles, add Flexibility. Lose WeightInflammation-Sleep Better. Far-infrared Jade Massage Beds do it all. Great Holiday demo model discounts. Try it at 1030 Second St., Santa Rosa. Hours and Info call: 707-888-7727

Golden Star Grafix Need a quality designer? Business cards, brochures, flyers, posters, digital collage, cd covers, photographic restoration, general marketing materials. Mark Schaumann 707.795.0924

MacAdvantage Macintosh Computer Repair FREE Diagnosis, Friendly In-House Staff Answer Calls, Hardware/Software, DATA Recovery, Internet, Email, Wireless Network Setup & Security, Apple Authorized Business Agent, Tam Nguyen-Chief Tech, M-F 10-6.

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Goebel Builders Jay Goebel, General Contractor, Lic. #812957 Quality Workmanship, Friendly Service, and Dependability You Can Trust. Insured with Local references Repairs, Custom Builds, and Troubleshooting Call today and get the job DONE! 707-794-7955 www.goebelbuilders.com

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tankless water heaters, high efficiency toilets recirculation, general plumbing needs 707.528.8228

Green Earth Catering

Rocks and Clouds Zendo Meditation and Dharma Talk

Organic and Earth friendly foods and supplies Scott Goree - Entertainment coordinator and business manager. 707.795.7358 home, 707.479.5481 cell redgore23@aol.com

Photography by Paul Burke

Wednesday nights, 7:00 p.m. 618 South Main Street, Sebastopol. www.rocksandclouds.org 707/824-5647.

707.664.0178 boomburke@hotmail.com

Blue Christmas Contemplative Gathering

Exploring The Human Element in Business. Call us for a FREE, expert consultation @ 707.483.5135. Our Team Does it All; from Website to Powerful Staff Motivation. Ask About Our Stimulus Package.

This contemplative gathering allows for a quiet time of reflection in word, song and prayer— focusing on God’s presence and comfort for those who grieve the many losses experienced over the past year. Tues, Dec 1, 7-8:30 p.m., Journey Center, Santa Rosa, 707-578-2121, www.journeycenter.org.

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SKIRT CHASER VINTAGE

Santa Rosa Treatment Program can help. (707) 576 0818

NEW LOCATION! 208 Davis Street., Railroad Square 707546-4021. ALWAYS BUYING!

Vendors Needed For Holidaze Boutique at Crosswalk Community Church, 445 South Mary Avenue, Sunnyvale. Date: Dec 5 and 6, 9am to 5pm. Email: pgraves@crosswalkchruch.com for information and application or call 408-736-3120.

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SANTA ROSA TREATMENT PROGRAM

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MEDICAL MARIJUANA EVALUATIONS Affordable, Professional, & Trusted. Appt. within 1 week GUARANTEED!! Call (707) 568-0420 24/7 Verification www.GREEN215.com

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Medical Marijuana Evaluations Local. Independent. Comprehensive. Absolute lowest fee. 10% off for Seniors and Vets. Be legal. Be safe. Call for your confidential appt. 707-528-1829.

Affordable Couples Counseling Compassionate, Sensitive, Effective Psychotherapy for Relationship Problems John Omaha, Ph.D. Registered Marriage and Family Therapist Intern Under supervision of Lanie Abrams, MFT (#28231) Free Introductory Session Sliding Scale Call Today: 707-545-5363

Need a quality designer? Business cards, brochures, flyers, posters, digital collage, cd covers, photographic restoration, general marketing materials. Mark Schaumann 707.795.0924

Donate Your Auto 800.380.5257 We do all DMV. Free pick up- running or not (restrictions apply). Live operators- 7 days! Help the Polly Klaas Foundation provide safety information and assist families in bringing kids home safely.

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Santa Rosa. NEXT DAY appointments with M.D. Best price. 24/7 authentication. 707-575-7375. Further discount for seniors and veterans. Read: www.mmc.medical-library.net

New Cotati Office Now Open. 866-632-6627 Free I.D. card. 24/7 verification. Doctor/patient confidentiality. Lic. MD. Discount for MediCal, MediCare and Vets.

ORGANICS

Confidential Program. (707) 576 1919

Medical Marijuana Certifications

Medicann - Med. Marijuana Evaluations

Northstone

SUBUTEX/SUBOXONE available for Safe Oxycontin, Vicodin, Other Opiate Withdrawal!

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Music, Drink Specials, Seriously Delicious Food! Open Mic Wednesday nights. A must try! The Black Cat is located at 10056 Main St., Penngrove, 707.793.9480. Check it out now!

STOP FORECLOSURE FAST!!! Short sale experts. www.winwinproperties.net. 415-785-8195

Santa Rosa Treatment Program can help you!

Reichian Therapy

We provide treatment for: Oxycontin, Vicodin and heroin using replacement medications. We also treat methamphetamine and alcohol dependence. • Providing Treatment since 1984 • Confidentiality assured

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707-576-0818 www.srtp.net Green Earth Catering Organic and Earth friendly foods and supplies Scott Goree - Entertainment coordinator and business manager 707.795.7358 home, 707.479.5481 cell redgore23@aol.com

Meth and Alcohol Treatment that allows you to keep your day job! Santa Rosa Treatment Program can help.(707) 576-0818.

Come alive to your sexuality & joy of life‌

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eichian therapy is a non-verbal “breathing� therapy. It’s an effective way to free blocked energies, release anger and reawaken to your natural vitality and pleasure through the breathing, movement and sounds of Reichian sessions.

Michele T. Newmark, M.S., D.D., A.C.S., has been involved in the study of human sexuality for over 30 years. Santa Rosa: 707-538-3778 SF: 415-775-6145 www.thecenter-sf.org • michelet@sonic.net

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