M y M ISSIN G W IFE!!! H u sb an d w en t t o t h e lo c al P o lice D ep ar tm en t to Rep o r t h is w ife b e in g M issin g H u sb and :
M y w ife is m issing. Sh e w e n t sho p p ing ye ster da y an d h as no t c o m e h o m e… .
Ser gean t:
W h at is h er he ight ?
H u sb and ;
I’m n o t su re – a little o ver five -feet tall.
Ser gean t:
W eigh t ?
H u sb and :
D on ’t kn o w – n o t slim , n o t re ally fat .
Ser gean t:
Co lo u r o f eyes?
H u sb and :
So r t o f br o w n I t hin k – n ever re ally n o tic ed .
Ser gean t:
Co lo u r o f hair ?
H u sb and :
Ch an ge s a c o up le t im es a yea r. M ayb e d ark b ro w n n ow – I th in k.
Ser gean t:
W h at w as sh e w ear in g?
H u sb and :
Co u ld have b e en pa nt s, or m ayb e a skirt o r sho r ts. I d o n’ t kn o w e xac tly.
Ser gean t:
W h at kin d o f car d id sh e go in ?
H u sb and :
Sh e w en t in m y tru c k.
Ser gean t:
W h at kin d o f tr uc k w as it?
H u sb and : A 20 15 Fo rd F1 5o , Kin g R a nc h 4 x4 w ith Eco -b oo st 5. OL V8 E ngin e, sp ec ially o rd er ed w it h m an u al t ran sm issio n , an d c lim ate co n tr olle d air C on d itio n in g. It h as a cu sto m m at ch in g w h ite co ver fo r th e be d , w h ich ha s a M a tch in g aft er m ar ket be d lin er. Cu sto m lea th er 6-w ay sea ts a nd “ b ub b a” flo or M at s. Tr ailer ing p ackage w it h go ld h it ch and spe cial w ir in g ho o k-up s. D VD w ith fu ll G P S na vigat ion , satellit e r adio r ec eiver , 23 -ch an n el C B r ad io , six C u p ho ld er s, a USB po r t, an d fo u r p o w er ou tle ts. I ad d ed spe cial allo y W h eels an d o ffro ad G o o d ye ar W ran gler s. It h as cu sto m r u nn in g b o ar d s an d in dir ect w h eel w e ll lig ht in g. At th is po in t th e h u sb and sta rte d c ho kin g up . Ser gean t:
Take it e asy Bu d d y, w e’ll fin d yo u r tr u ck.
N O W if th is w as y ou r w ife.
H o w wo u ld yo u d esc ri b e yo u r
Favo u r ite M G? Sen d in yo u r c on t ri bu t io n s, fo r in c lu sio n in Next M o n th ’s M a gazin e ?
Should you be interested to go further into this subject go to the following website http://mg-tabc.org/library/Altette Horn.pdf
WITHOUT PREJUDICE OF RIGHTS
PLEASE COMPLETE AND RETURN TO: EKURHULENIMETROPOLITANMUNICIPALITY INSURANCE AND RISK SECTION FOR ATTENTION: Simon Zgambo CONTACT NUMBER: 011 – 999 6541 E – MAIL ADDRESS: Simon.Zgambo@Ekurhuleni.gov.za
Please complete the attached claim form and return to me as indicated above. The following documents must accompany your claim: -
A clear copy of your ID document A clear copy of your drivers license if the owner and driver of the vehicle is the same person A clear copy of the drivers license of the driver of the vehicle if not the same as the owner of the vehicle The registration details of the vehicle If the driver is not the owner of the vehicle the owner must give a written declaration stating that the driver used the vehicle with his / her consent If the vehicle is insured a letter from the insurance company stating that the damage was not claimed from them If the vehicle is not insured a affidavit stating that there is no insurance cover on the vehicle being claimed for Three written quotations for the repair of the vehicle
The following information will assist in assessing the merits of the claim: -
Photo’s of the actual damage Photo’s of the actual pothole A sketch of the actual location of the pothole with street names or landmarks in close proximity
Please note that each claim is assessed on its own merits and acceptance of the claim information does not imply automatic acceptance of liability or commitment to the settlement of the claim!
May Natter and Noggin Old Ed's - Thursday 5 May 2016 Movie Night - Bring along your eats, and enjoy an MG Movie. Monthly Run June Natter and Noggin Old Ed's - 2 June 2016 Topics to be confirmed. Suggestions Welcome. Monthly Run Sunday 19 June 2016 (Fathers Day) Combined Centres Annual Show Day. – A brilliant venue to be confirmed. Start preparing your MGs NOW!!! This will be something outstanding. July Natter and Noggin Old Ed's - Thursday 7 July Stewart Cuninghame presents the "Champion 500" Relay Race in 1989 + an Historic 1989 DVD on Motor Racing Procedure. Monthly Run Details to be advised. OTHER CLUB EVENTS Pietermaritzburg Cars in the Park, Sunday 15 May 2016. Cell. 083 369 7020 Scottburgh Classic Car Show, Sunday 17 July 2016 W/Site scottburghclassiccarshow.co.za Cars in the Park, Zwartkops Race Track, Sunday 7 August 2016.
Get into your MGs, Drive them, and Enjoy them!