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Vol. 88, Issue 51 | Dec. 2 - Dec. 14, 2010

HURRICANE STUDENT ST S TU UD DE EN NTT NE N N NEWSPAPER EW WS SP PA AP PE E R OF O F TTHE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI IN CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA, SINCE 1929

The start of a new era Shannon fired, Hocutt seeks replacement BY JUSTIN ANTWEIL | SPORTS EDITOR

he Hurricanes need a big splash and a leader who will dramatically change the complexion of the UM football program. The theme of Athletic Director Kirby Hocutt’s press conference on Sunday was that the Hurricanes need “to be nationally relevant.” Hocutt is confident that the identity of the football program can change rapidly. “There are brighter days ahead and the U will be back where it belongs at the pinnacle of the college football world,” Hocutt said. Randy Shannon shined as a terrific linebacker, a great defensive coordinator and an outstanding recruiter, but after four years as head coach, Hocutt felt a new leader was needed. “[The USF] outcome did not determine this decision,” Hocutt said. “It was not made on 60 minutes. It was made with the total body of work in mind.” Shannon’s well-known relaxed demeanor proved ineffective at maximizing the talent of his players. His 16-16 record in the Atlantic Coast Conference accurately reflected his mediocre performance. With the hiring of a new football coach, Hocutt and UM President Donna E. Shalala know they need an eye popper, a wow-factor, someone who exudes confidence, exhibits passion and oozes swagger. Quarterback is the most important position in football and right now Miami does not have a definitive starter. Miami has two quality quarterbacks in freshman Stephen Morris and junior Jacory Harris. “It’s going to be competition,” interim head coach Jeff Stoutland said. “I think that we have two really good quarterbacks and I think that they are very bright and I think they know this offense.” The next coach must be able to handle this dilemma. Filling the seats at Sun Life Stadium is a must. Miami had just over 25,000 fans at the USF game last Saturday and despite it being Thanksgiving weekend, that was not an acceptable turnout for Hocutt. “Was I pleased with the crowd at the game? No. These young men deserve better than that and we are going to move forward,” he said.

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COMMENCMENT OR BUST LINDSAY BROWN // Photo Editor

ONE LAST LOOK: Recently fired football coach Randy Shannon stands on the sidelines of the Hurricane game against North Carolina Oct. 23.

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Silent partying to occur at Richter Second finals fete to ease stress

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BY KYLIE BANKS CONTRIBUTING NEWS WRITER

Though the Richter library sees plenty of students come through its doors, most are there to work- or at least pretend to work while browsing Facebook. But at midnight next Wednesday, students will put down their books and boogie for a few hours at the second annual Silent Dance Party. Junior Michael Salazar is the head of the event, which premiered last semester during finals week. Salazar stressed that the party will be much different this time. “Last year it was scheduled for five minutes,” he said. This year, the party has been extended to 15 minutes. The dance party will take place on the first and second floors of the library starting at midnight. Greeks Advocating the Mature Management of Alcohol (GAMMA) will be providing coffee and food for the party, which already has about 1,500 potential attendees on its Facebook event page before Thanksgiving break. According to the page, students who want to participate should bring their own iPods, MP3 players and headphones. Students are also encouraged to wear Santa hats and arrive early to ensure that they have a prime

Ernesto Suarez covered this week in Hurricane sports.

COURTESY MICHAEL SALAZAR

DANCING IN THE WHITE LIGHT: Students dance their stresses away at the Silent Dance Party last May. This semester, it is scheduled for Wednesday and will take place on the first and second floors. spot at the event. Sophomore Michelle Penkrot remembers how much fun the first party was and plans on being there for the second one. “Everyone came to the library and at about midnight people started dancing,” she said. “The whole first floor was packed with people.” Another difference in this year’s event is the addition of a VIP section. Salazar invited UM groups GAMMA and UR Awe-

some, as well as assorted friends and Silent Dance Party event coordinators, to join him at a special VIP room. Junior Thamer Almutairi, the public relations officer for the event, would not give any details about what the VIP room would entail. “It will be amazing,” he said. Sophomore Katie Morrison is planning on attending the party because of the publicity from last year’s event.

“I saw a whole bunch of Facebook videos from people who went, and it looked fun,” she said. Almutairi stressed the importance of the party for all students. “As a student majoring in electrical engineering, I spend many hours studying in the library,” he said. “This makes for a great study break, especially during finals.” Kylie Banks may be contacted at kbanks@themiamihurricane.com.

University of Education Dean Isaac Prilleltensky is the recipient of the American Psychological Association’s John Kalafat Applied Psychology’s Practitioner Award, as well as the first ever “Education Catalyst” award from the Miami-based Human Services Coalition (HSC). The Catalyst award honors someone that has been a change agent in the education field.

GLORIA ESTEFAN Gloria Estefan, a multiple Grammy Awardwinning performing artist whose charitable

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and humanitarian efforts have aided victims of natural disasters and spinal cord injury, will give advice to graduates at the University of Miami’s fall 2010 commencement ceremony on Dec. 16 at 10 a.m. at the BankUnited Center.

tra. The Knight Foundation grant has been matched with a $500,000 cash contribution by philanthropist, business leader and UM trustee Adrienne Arsht, bringing total new funding for the HMI: Outbound program to $1,000,000.

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The University of Miami Frost School of Music’s Henry Mancini Institute was awarded $500,000 by the John S. and James L. Knight Foundation in conjunction with the 2010 Knight Arts Challenge. This award will be used to produce “HMI: Outbound,” a new community outreach program to engender a new cultural niche in South Florida, a cross-genre orches-

UM Habitat for Humanity presents a gingerbread house building contest for teams of one to four people on Thursday at 7 p.m. in Eaton classroom 148. There will be a $20 per team pre-registration fee or $24 at the door.

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The road to a diploma can be a bumpy one An inside look at graduation rates BY LAURA EDWINS AND LINDSAY BROWN OF THE STAFF

UF 82.23% GW 81.20% UM 80%

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With December commencement right around the corner, some are celebrating an early graduation, while other super seniors buckle down for another semester in Coral Gables. For most, it’s not a question of if they will get their diploma, but when. Overall, graduation rates at UM have been on the rise since the 90s. In 1991, 58 percent of the undergraduate class earned their degree in six years or less, while in 2003, 80 percent graduated. This increase puts UM far above the national average of 55 percent, but also begs the question, how hard is it to graduate from the University of Miami? “A lot of students don’t finish in four years for whatever reason,” Provost Thomas J. LeBlanc said. “Students who don’t graduate in six years probably won’t.” According to LeBlanc, the three most common reasons why students at UM don’t finish their degrees are academic, financial and personal struggles. LeBlanc said that the university has been working to address student’s academic and financial issues by using higher academic standards for admission to the university and by providing more specialized financial aid. But some students without financial or personal burdens find academics at UM easy. “For general education I purposefully choose easy classes,” said junior Diego Donna, a history and education major. “I had a harder time in high school than I do in college.” At times, it can even seem as though you would have to go out of your way to fail a class. “I don’t know how you could fail a class,” said senior Esther Weinbach, an advertising and sociology major. While UM is above the national average, other prestigious universities have even higher graduation rates. Ivy League

Vanderbilt 90.68%

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COMPARE AND CONTRAST: All statistics are from the respective university’s Web site. The private universities were chosen based on their total undergraduate populations, their academic records and their tuition costs. UF was chosen for its proximity to UM. schools usually have above 90 percent graduation rate, but according to LeBlanc it’s unfair to compare UM to these institutions because they have outstanding undergraduate academic standards and more financial resources. “The dramatic improvement has made us look more like the better school in the U.S.,” LeBlanc said. “But the Ivy leagues have always had high graduation rates, they have more resources and smarter students, and that’s obviously not a reasonable expectation for UM right now.” Other private institutions similar in size and academic

achievement to UM still have higher graduation rates than UM. At Vanderbilt University and Boston College, about 90 percent of students graduate. While UM’s rate might not be as high as these other schools, some say our undergraduates are still impressive. “I’m mentoring an undergraduate who is simply outstanding. She writes just as good as graduate students,” said Terri Scandura, dean of the graduate school. “The quality of our undergrads has been dramatically improving.” There’s no doubt that the college experience is different for everyone. For some, the

journey to graduation is smooth sailing, but what have they really achieved? Others face tough challenges, but maybe that means their diplomas are worth more at the end. In the end, students all have the same objective, earning a diploma, and UM clearly shares that goal. “As an institution we have personally done everything we can to ensure that every student is able to graduate,” LeBlanc said. “It’s been a great source of pride for our university.” Laura Edwins may be contacted at ledwins@themiamihurricane.com and Lindsay Brown may be contacted at lbrown@themiamihurricane.com.

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Work ready to begin on pedestrian overpass Money still needed to cover construction costs BY ALYSHA KHAN CONTRIBUTING NEWS WRITER

After five years, the pedestrian overpass is almost ready to begin construction. “It’s obviously not going to happen this year, but this is the closest we have ever been,” said Christina Farmer, Student Government President. District 7 Commissioner Carlos Gimenez told a recent SG Executive Board meeting that most of the funding for the overpass had been identified. The overpass will stretch from the east side of Ponce De Leon Boulevard to the west side of US 1 at Mariposa Court. “I hope to have this done and started by the time my second term ends in 2012,” Gimenez said at the meeting. “We’re committed to this project”

The overpass will cost around $5-7 million dollars, of which around $500,000 has not been covered. A significant amount of the money will come from federal and state grants, with the remaining amount being split between MiamiDade County, the City of Coral Gables, and the University of Miami. The exact details of the funding will be determined in the next few weeks. “This pedestrian overpass can be a reality,” said Maritza Gutierrez, a Miami-Dade Metropolitan Planning Organization Governance Board member, in a Miami Today epaper story. “Send the message to the City of Coral Gables. There is money to be matched.” The initiative to build the overpass began in 2005 after UM student Ashley Kelly was killed when an SUV ran a red light and hit her while she was crossing Mariposa Court. This intersection had a record of student pedestrian accidents dating back to 1990. In response to the accident, Student Gov-

ernment passed the “Ashley Kelly Resolution” which called for a pedestrian overpass to be built at Mariposa Court. “It needs to be done,” said Precious Nash, a junior who was injured while crossing Ponce De Leon Boulevard last March. “I was actually hit crossing the street because Miami drivers fail to see signs. We shouldn’t put students in danger because of dangerous drivers.” More recently, another UM student, senior Marie Cushmore, was hit by an SUV crossing Mariposa Court. “I totally support this item,” said county Commissioner Rebeca Sosa in Miami Today story. “We’re going to save lives here…when you’re talking safety, there is no money in the world to pay for that.” However, not all students agree with the construction of the overpass. “It’s a misallocation of resources,” said Rafael Jara, a junior. “It would be much cheaper to put up a stop sign.” Others fully support it.

“I will go out of way to cross there,” Nash said. “There have been too many students hit by cars. It’s at least some solution to the problem.” There is no guarantee that all students will actually use the overpass, but the idea is to provide a safer alternative. “The overpass offers the opportunity to safely cross,” Farmer said. “Now some students wont take, don’t want to take it. We just want to provide an option.” Further meetings are needed to finalize the funding, determine a construction schedule and begin the environmental review process. Construction is expected to start in the next two years and finish three years from now. “We are going to make sure it’s still a priority,” Farmer said. Alysha Khan may be contacted at akhan@ themiamihurricane.com.

Interested in the history of the overpass? Check out our archives at themiamihurricane.com, keyword “pedestrian overpass.”

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Outdoor cram session LAST-MINUTE MEMORIZING: Seniors Jessica Gilbert (left) and her friend Daniela Ben Tov study on the university green in the afternoon. The girls are preparing for their final in ancient philosophy. “We’re doing some last minute procrastination studying,” Ben Tov said. The girls frequently study on the green instead of at the library. “I think it’s been really relaxing,” Gilbert said. CAYLA NIMMO // The Miami Hurricane

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Parking problems prove a popular plague Complaints abound among student drivers BY ALYSHA KHAN CONTRIBUTING NEWS WRITER

Got a problem with parking? Get in line. “You have to get here early or it takes 15-20 minutes unless you get lucky,” said Kelly Mena, a freshman commuter student. “I plan my whole day around my commute.” Two of the most frequent complaints by students involve the price of the parking permits and the availability of parking in the areas from the Whitten Learning Center to the School of Engineering. An annual regular parking permit costs $444 for commuters, $478 for residents and $222 for an annual discount permit. These prices are determined by the University of Miami's senior administration. “For the lump sum to cost that much, it’s hard,” said Jonathan Hoffman, a senior who commuted to a summer job on campus. But when the prices are compared to UM’s peer institutions, they fall in the middle range. A permit at Carnegie Mellon University costs $1,200 but as little as $60 at Brandeis University. “Our senior admin has been trying to keep prices down,” said Richard Sobaram, the director of the Department of Parking and Transportation. “We don’t want to impose any burdens.” And they might have succeeded. Considering that the lots are enforced approximately 215 days out of the years and that parking is free after 4 p.m., a regular parking permit price breaks down to around $1.85 a day “When you put it that way, it doesn’t seem so bad,” said Bianca Zuluaga, a junior. But it may have worked a little too well. Parking is in fact subsidized by the university. “The money we collect for parking permits and citations does not cover our costs,” Sobaram said. What is collected is used to maintain the parking lots, run the shuttle system and pay the mortgage on the parking garages. This means that the popular solution of building another parking garage by the School of Nursing and Health Studies is not feasible. While this garage would provide around another 1,000 spaces in a high traffic area of campus, it would come at a price. “We have very limited resources,” Sobaram said. “That additional 1,000 spaces is $20 million. They could reinvest it into

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PENNIES FOR PARKING: The above parking permit rate statistics were gathered from the Association of American Universities. the classrooms.” Some students agree with Sobaram. “It might be counterproductive,” Hoffman said. “It’s better to walk or carpool. Sometimes you have to bite the bullet.” Others are adamant. “It’s worth it,” Mena said. “After weighing the pros and cons, you can save up one year and plan for the future.” There is the option of purchasing a discount permit and parking in the garages, but this is unpopular with many students. “It’s pretty expensive, but being a girl who’s super involved on campus, it’s safer,” said Stephanie Fleitas, a sophomore commuter who purchased a regular permit. Sobaram agrees that the discount is often not enough to convince students to park in the garages. He and his team are working to educate students about their options. “We are trying to talk to students in their language,” he said. “But it’s a constant struggle. Every year, you have a couple thousand new students.” But his biggest piece of advice to students is to simply arrive early. “Students spend time planning for their classes, but don’t spend five minutes on parking,” he said. Alysha Khan may be contacted at akhan@ themiamihurricane.com. December 2 - December 14, 2010

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Memory Champion inspired by grandmother Student plans to climb Mount Everest BY JONATHAN BORGE STAFF NEWS WRITER

Nelson Dellis had his audience close their eyes and picture a dog lighting a match to a nose. While doing the moon walk, George W. Bush stood next to this nose and coincidentally angered a turtle. The turtle walked atop a mountain and then made a slam dunk. Perhaps the audience found this story ridiculous, but they were quickly informed that the U.S. World Memory Champion used this story to have them memorize an 18-digit number. Dellis, a University of Miami alumnus, used witty tools like this to share memorization tactics to a full audience on Monday night at the Whitten Learning Center. “I actually don’t have good memory,” Dellis said to his audience. “I frequently forget where I park my car or I forget how many times I shampoo myself.” Despite his self-professed bad memory, Dellis holds the record for memorizing a deck of cards in 60 seconds. He earned the title of U.S. World Memory Champion after memorizing 178 digits in five minutes at the 13th Annual U.S. Memory Championship in New York City.

To memorize these digits, Dellis uses elaborative encoding; a visual tool that guides the brain through a journey of familiar objects and places. He pairs numbers, or anything he is trying to memorize, to easily recognizable names and locations. “In my journey I have a set of anchor points and then go around in an order that makes sense,” Dellis said. “I think it’s effective because humans are very visual and gobble up spatial information.” The event was coordinated by UM’s Honor Council. According Michael Schick, president of the Honor Council, their purpose is not only to maintain integrity, but to make sure students do well academically. “We thought this event was applicable because it helps you train your brain and it helps you prepare for finals,” Schick said. “I knew this was something I wanted to do.” Although the planning process was long, nine other student organizations helped in making the event a success. “I definitely think the journey method [Dellis] was talking about was very useful,” junior Grant Blumberg said. “This can help with anything that is not particularly easy to memorize like organic chemistry or business law.” Dellis was inspired to enter memory competitions after his grandmother passed away. She suffered from Alzheimer’s disease. In the spring of 2011, he is planning

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A GIFTED INNER EYE: Nelson Dellis is a UM alumnus and has earned the title of U.S. World Memory Champion after memorizing 178 digits in five minutes. to climb Mount Everest to raise awareness and money for research on the disease. “There has been a link between the same symptoms you experience on a climb on high altitude and Alzheimer’s disease,” Dellis said. “It’s a fight to get to the top of the mountain while fighting something similar to Alzheimer’s disease.” Dellis will take a flag with the “U”

Hit-and-run driver found Fatal car accident involves UM student BY ALEXA LOPEZ OF THE STAFF

Early Nov. 24, Valentina Andrews Hubsch was confirmed as the driver that struck and killed UM junior Jared Paul Jones Nov. 13 in a hit-and-run accident. According to The Miami Herald, Hubsch is 45-year-old fashion model from Coral Gables. “The entire University JONES of Miami community is saddened to learn today of the death of student Jared ‘Paul’ Jones,” read the statement released by UM Media Relations Tuesday morning. Jones, who was an English major from Maryland and who

went by Paul, died Nov. 23 as a result of the injuries he sustained from the accident when Hubsch struck him as he walked along the 4500 block of Red Road. At approximately 7:20 p.m. Nov. 13, Jones was walking in the roadway to his off-campus apartment from a friend’s house. “Paul [had] massive head trauma [and had] multiple injuries to other systems,” said Betsy Jones, Paul Jones’ mother, when she arrived in Miami Nov. 14 with her husband Jim Jones. Jones was in a coma until Tuesday. The Coral Gables Police Department has received a statement from Hubsch and will begin working with the State Attorney’s Office to formalize the case and how she will be apprehended. The investigation is ongoing; Coral Gables Police will continue updating the community as necessary. Alexa Lopez may be contacted at alopez@themiamihurricane.com.

logo and place it at the mountain top. Student organizations and individuals will have the opportunity to place their image or logo on the flag for only $1 per square inch. A minimum donation of $20 per organization and $5 for individuals is required. Jonathan Borge may be contacted at jborge@ themiamihurricane.com.

FINALS Finals Fiesta On Friday, Multicultural Student Affairs will be hosting “Finals Fiesta” to celebrate the end of classes. From 4-6 p.m., the staff will serve free food and refreshments on the Hecht-Stanford bridge. Studying Can Be in Tents The Office of the President will be setting up tents on the university green on Friday. They will be available until Dec. 15 from 5 p.m. until 7 a.m. and may be used by students to prepare for finals. Midnight Breakfast Hecht-Stanford and Mahoney Pearson

will host a midnight breakfast Tuesday, Dec. 7 at 9:30 p.m. Both dining halls will be closing at 7:00 p.m. to prepare for the breakfast. Study Breaks Delta Phi Epsilon will be hosting a study break at My Yogurt Bliss Dec. 13 from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. Eaton Residential College lobby: Dec. 6: Ice cream and EA sports games Dec. 8: Coffee, cupcakes and open mic night Dec. 10: Free food and refreshments Dec. 13: Pizza night

WINTER BREAK Dining Halls Dec. 15-Jan. 17: closed Student Health Center Weekdays: 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Weekends: closed

Wellness Center Dec. 24: 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Dec. 25: closed Dec. 31: 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Jan. 1: closed

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“When you take a break from finals studying, how do you relax?”

EL MURPHY FRESHMAN “Play FIFA and bump music.”

ALI GRANA JUNIOR “Have a dance party with my roommates.”

REUBEN TORENBERG FRESHMAN “Go to the Wellness Center to play basketball and lift.”

Goodbye Shannon Randy Shannon didn’t have to go to sleep on Saturday pondering his fate. Athletic Director Kirby Hocutt decided to get rid of the head coach he had orignally picked to stabilize the football program. It may not have been a shock, but for someone to get fired just months after receiving a four-year extension is a bit surprising. Losing to South Florida at home in front of 27,000 fans, a weak attendance in itself, has the ability to change things. The orange and green jerseys that had once carried a connotation of dominance now look more like clown suits, highlighting all the faults of this team. For a program that has built itself on intensity, under Shannon they seemed to be neutered of any form of exuberance. Shannon’s few remaining supporters will still tout how well the team behaved off the field (no major arrests), his player’s graduation rates (highest among Football Bowl Subdivision schools) and the three bowl games to which he led the team. However, could the high Academic Progress Report ranking be attributed to the players’ easy majors such as sports administration? Also, he may have kept the boys out of trouble, but that does not bring in money for the university- football, wins, TV revenue and merchandise do. Additionally, Shannon never won a bowl game and lost to inferior opponents such as USF and Virginia. With repeated mistakes such as early timeouts, numerous penalties and excuses

after losses, it is clear that our players did not learn from their mistakes. Not only was Shannon emotionless, but his players lacked passion. Part of this blame is the players’ for not being able to self-motivate, but it was Shannon’s job as head coach to capitalize the talent at his disposal. If anything positive can come from Shannon getting fired, we hope that the players finally realize that their recent performance has been unacceptable. Coming out flat against conference opponents and being absolutely embarrassed by their rivals is no way to maintain the legacy they supposedly cherish so much. The standard of excellence has been set for the UM football program and the last four years were a far cry from what the U is supposed to embody. Not only was Shannon one of a limited number of African-American head coaches in the NCAA, but he is also someone who will always be a true, bona fide Hurricane. Shannon’s legacy at Miami, while undoubtedly changed, is still that of someone who represented this school and this city to the core. His successes in his years as a player and as a defensive coordinator are, and forever will be, remembered fondly. But none of his history can save him from what was unquestionably a lackluster performance as a head coach. Editorials represent the majority view of The Miami Hurricane editorial board.

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YOUniversity of Miami: Finals ith this first semester winding down, the dreaded finals week is drawing closer, and we all know what that means: It means hour after hour in the frigid recycled air of Richter library, late nights of EVAN PESKIN typing review guides and SENIOR COLUMNIST final papers and enough caffeine in your veins to have your blood legally qualify as a type of coffee. The last few days of studying each semester are never fun, but they are arguably the most important. After months and months of having to put time and effort into each class, it’s worth it to end strongly and give your GPA that little boost. There are tips and tricks that you pick up over the years at the U, and learning them early can save you a great deal of frustration. Finding a good place to study is key, and luckily our fine school gives us a wide variety of options. The library is a tried-and-true location with study space on the first two levels, the “stacks,” silent areas, computer stations and printers galore. However, it can turn into a zoo during peak studying hours, leaving a scarcity of seats and computers and, more often than not, people sitting close enough for you to smell what they had for breakfast. But never fret, there are other places! The hammocks by the green are prime but very fought over. Hillel, on the other hand, not only provides space, but regularly puts out tasty snacks. Lastly, anywhere outside is a great place to lay down with a towel and a book for a few hours. The ability to take a break while avoiding procrastinating is a valuable skill, one that I’m still trying to learn. It’s better to take a short break, allowing yourself to get food and stretch your legs, rather than getting sucked into a Madden tournament or getting bombed at the Rat. And I’m sure everyone can relate with the fact that five minutes on Facebook can turn into an hour in the blink of an eye. Finals are a stressful time, but they don’t have to leave you pulling out your hair and planning to move to Mexico. Just plan out a schedule in these final few days of the semester, and before you know it, you’ll be putting down the pencil and turning in your final exam, ready to go enjoy a well-deserved winter break!

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Life is too short: Holding on to what you’ve got n Nov. 3, two simple words shattered my life: “Olivia died.” They were the only two words in the body of an e-mail with the subject line titled “crying” from Alicia, Olivia’s little sister. JENNY HAMILTON For the last four and STAFF a half years, I have been COLUMNIST blessed to have been a special part of the Nolley family as their nanny. At the end of my senior year of high school, my little girls lost their father unexpectedly. I spent almost three days a week with the girls that summer. I felt so honored to have them welcome me into their lives and consequently, I grew to love them dearly that summer. In November of 2009, Olivia, at the age of 10, was diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor that would paralyze her from

the shoulders down. I spent my winter break in Dallas at the children’s hospital visiting her every chance I had, and sometimes even staying awake all night at the hospital in order for Olivia’s mother to get some much needed sleep. Olivia was able to go home in February. Things were beginning to look very hopeful until August, when Olivia’s health declined and the tumor began growing again after not responding to chemotherapy. I knew, as did Olivia, this meant that every day for my little angel was numbered. Then, on Nov. 3, Olivia joined the many angels, including her father, in the sky. I have learned from a little 11-year-old girl that small, petty things in life do not matter. Living each day to the fullest and not letting any opportunity pass by for you to show love for those you care about is the most fulfilling way to live life. Olivia understood the reality of death. She understood every minute counted and

she took full advantage of every opportunity to smile, be positive and encourage others. She showed bravery and gave an example of life to strive after. The impact people can have on each other’s lives is not limited to wisdom, age or experience. Olivia was 11 years old, and she changed my life forever. Those who knew Olivia, and even those who did not, are inspired by her story. She will never be forgotten. Neither will the lessons learned from her life. So hug your parents a little tighter, kiss your lover more passionately than normal, take time to listen to others every day, walk slower, breath deeper, complain less and smile more than you think necessary. Our days are numbered. Do not let time slip from your fingers. Olivia didn’t. I know I won’t anymore. Jenny Hamilton is a junior majoring in broadcast journalism and sports administration. She may be contacted at jhamilton@themiamihurricane.com.

Clique epidemic sweeping the U chieving the best social experience at the University of Miami can only be accomplished by squeezing your way into the right clique. Without a clique, you slowly become aimless, just another lonely undergrad MATT ROSEN CONTRIBUTING taking up precious parking COLUMNIST spaces. No right-minded person would leave his or her room without first checking when everyone else in their clique will be showing up to the pregame. No one goes to the Grove to talk and meet new people! That is just shameless! Classmates stay classmates, and people trying to raise awareness for their organizations in the breezeway just receive countless annoyed faces. I watch students in Random Acts of Kindness get shot down one after another trying to give away free hugs and high-fives! Why is this school so bent on everyone minding their own business? When you show up to a club or party, you arrive with your friends. When you go and eat in the food court, you eat with your clique because God forbid you are that one person sitting alone and eating quietly! What happens to those students who have a tougher time meeting new people? Students who transfer late in their academic career are also at a loss. These clique-less people have to

invade an already formed clique and try desperately to earn their spot. Is this just because Miami is a private school? Is it that some students’ socioeconomic status makes them feel more privileged? Or is it that students nowadays would rather get to know someone on Facebook after they’ve successfully stalked all of your thousands of pictures? Not working to reach out to new people, the continued decay of interest in school-spirited activities and the lack of befriending classmates has become a bad habit with students here. It has become a taboo to be friendly on the University of Miami campus. The answer to why the school is so cliquey is simply because we have created this environment ourselves. We have the power to change the negative atmosphere surrounding this subject! So next time you’re sitting by the fountain next to the Learning Center or walking on those winding pathways trying to avoid any and all eye contact with strangers, turn around and introduce yourself. Be friendly, go smile and bring forth a more positive aura on this campus! You may meet a new friend. Change starts with you. Encourage others to break this ‘clique epidemic’ that has been plaguing our campus for years! Let us create a better school experience for future generations to come! Matt Rosen may be themiamihurricane.com.

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‘Tis the season for everyone but your wallet: With so many people to shop for, and so little time, what’s a college kid to do? Follow this guide for gifts that are thrifty but nifty, but look out for the occasional splurge item (if you’re feeling financially festive). In the season of giving, there’s something for everyone. To make mom (say, if she’s already glowing from the iPad under the tree from dad) extra happy, try an iPad sleeve, like Rebecca Minkoff 'Touch & Go' iPad Sleeve in Fire Engine Shine ($150). If she has an iPhone, the label makes a smaller (and cheaper) version of the ‘Touch & Go’ case. Want something simple? Have mom think of you after every pot of coffee with the World Traveler Mug ($20) from Kate Spade. Hey- it’s the alternative to a pricey plane ticket for overseas travel. Dad acts like he’s happy with anything, but you know he mostly wants what he needs. The Full Size Kit Unscented- Pure Badger Black Brush ($100) from The Art of Shaving will cut his morning prep before work in half. A smaller version of this set- the Starter Kit- will only set you back $25. Your brother, older or younger, would spare you from punches (for the day at least) when you get him the Xbox 360 Kinect ($149.99), the controller-less system that will let him get physically interactive with his favorite games. If you’re not trying to break bank for the bane of your existence (just kidding, we love our brothers): A sporty silicon watch (“Larrow” from Aldo is only $35) or the timeless baseball cap are mainstays that will make him smile. Quit the cat fighting with your sister long enough to give her a claw-pleasing Mani-Pedi package from Elizabeth Arden. It’s a given: spa packages can be expensive, so a gift card worth a sum you can afford is an option to at least give her the incentive to unwind.

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db Shopping for the man in your life should bee the least of your worries: it’s all about the ge gear ear and gadgets. The Sony Playstation Move Bundle ndl de is selling now for an affordable $99.99, while a Nintendo Wii Console (Black) with Wii Sports Resort is down to $169.99. The Polaroid 300 Instant Camera is pocket-sized and powerful, selling for $89.99. A hooded Under Armour Thermal will keep your guy cozy for only $50. When it comes to your girlfriend, a little bit of classic goes a long way, fellas. Take her to Paris (metaphorically) with Tiffany and Co.’s Eiffel Tower charm ($150). Get her a longer chain (30 in. - $80) so she can style the necklace however she wants (a single knot looks best). If your style isn’t Tiffany’s traditional, there are other options. Make her a signature perfume from scentdesign. net (a 1 ounce bottle with up to 5 different fragrances starts at $20). Give her some sugar (and expect kisses in return) with the Sugar lip treatment set from Fresh at Club Monaco ($23-$45). For a friend, don’t feel pressured to spend copious amounts of cash: Kate Spade’s Resolution Pencils ($8) are a great way to get your pal ready for her New Years’ resolutions. The Sixpack sampler from Dave and Thomas Popcorn ($29.95) is delicious way to treat a friend this holiday season. But act fast, one of the flavors (Double Trio- Sweet N’ Savory) has already sold out. For your best friend, the iKaraoke ($60), a portable microphone made for the iPod, will satisfy the “Gleek” within. The Gingerbread House by Philosophy ($20) smells delicious, comes in its own little “gingerbread house” and won’t wither your wallet. Guys, keep the bromance alive with a Leather beer holster (now $29.95 at redenvelope.com) that’ll make lot-hopping at next year’s tailgates that much easier. Nicole Adlman may be contacted at nadlman@ themiamihurricane.com.

HOMEBOUND WITH NO GIFTS FOR THE FAMILY? Head to the University of Miami bookstore for some last minute shopping. A classic crewneck sweater with “Miami” across the front is great for your cousins, aunts and uncles (prices range from $14 to $49 depending on which style and color). The Bag Tote Me Eco Brown ($34.99) is both a laptop case and cute carry-all, perfect for an onthe-go mom. Doggie Nation Miami Doggie T-shirt ($18) will have any pup wagging his or her tail. Gran and Gramps will appreciate a Miami stone trivet ($12) to use when the family comes over for a big fat holiday dinner.

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Hurricane Bookshelf: December Edition BY SARAH B. PILCHICK SENIOR EDGE WRITER

Winter vacation can be incredibly dull if you have nothing to do. Why not occupy yourself with a good book while you kill time in between semesters? “Patti LuPone: A Memoir” (Patti LuPone; Crown Archetype) is a must-read for both Broadway fanatics and anyone who respects a true diva. LuPone, a two-time Tony Award winner, chronicles every sordid detail of her decades-long career on Broadway and in Hollywood with hilarity and panache. Most notable are the mentions of her feuds with theatrical impresario Andrew Lloyd Webber and her intense dislike of some fellow Broadway actors (shamelessly named in the book). LuPone’s memoir is an absolute joy to read. “Barefoot Contessa How Easy Is That?: Fabulous Recipes and Easy Tops” (Ina Garten; Crown Publishing Group) makes cooking easy for students who have to fend for themselves while they are far from the dining halls. Released in October of this year, Garten’s cookbook keeps it simple but delicious. Its recipes are slightly more advanced that Easy Mac, but at least readers won’t starve during the cold winter months. Kick back, relax and have a pink grapefruit margarita. “Cleopatra: A Life” (Stacy Schiff; Little, Brown & Company) captures the life and times of one of history’s most scandalous queens. Having defeated her brother’s forces and capturing the heart of Julius Caesar by age 18, Cleopatra’s legend has only grown greater since her death nearly 2,000 years ago. This biography presents a vivid portrait of a legend’s life. Sarah B. Pilchick may be contacted at sbpilchick@themiamihurricane. com.

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Artists and art lovers alike will be invading Miami Beach starting Thursday for one of the most important and heavily visited arta exhibitions in world: Art Basel. The annual event will run through Dec. 5 and will feature art shows, film screenings, musical performances and state-of-the-art architecture and design exhibitions from all over the world. Art Basel was first held in Miami in 2002, but the idea has been around for some time. The special event first began in Switzerland 41 years ago. But Art Basel Miami Beach has grown to outshine the original in its eight short years of existence, with a constantly growing number of visitors, exhibits and acclaim. “I’ve heard a lot about Art Basel,” freshman Laura Sarmiento said. “Now that I live in Miami, I’ll finally get to experience it for the first time.” Art Basel is a great attraction for collectors, dealers, critics and curators, as well as other artists

simply looking for inspiration and creativity. Artists of varying mediums are often found among the streets of Art Basel. A sense of unity also can be found every year at the festival. “At times, the Miami art scene can be really disjointed,” said freshman Katie Condon, who is a photographer. “But when Art Basel comes, Miami feels like more of a community.” The exhibition has grown in popularity each year, drawing increased attention to the Miami Beach area. “Many major global museums are organizing trips to Florida, and numerous groups of art collectors from Latin America and Europe have already announced their visits,” stated a Sept. 14 Art Basel press release. The festival’s organizers expect more than 40,000 visitors this year. “It looks like it is going to be huge,” Sarmiento said. “[As a student at UM], it’s awesome I’ll get to join in as a local.” Caroline Helmers may be contacted at chelmers@themiamihurricane.com.

IF YOU GO WHAT: Art Basel Miami Beach WHEN: Thurs.-Sun. WHERE: Miami Beach Convention Center and other locations throughout the Art Deco District COST: A one-day admission ticket is $36, a two-day admission ticket is $60 and a permanent pass is $75. For students with school ID, senior citizens and groups of 10 or more, a one-day ticket is $22. MORE INFO: Log on to Artbaselmiamibeach. com for more detailed information on exhibits and time schedules.

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NYE in the MIA BY CAREY GOLDENBERG SENIOR EDGE WRITER

Whether you’re looking for a romantic meal on South Beach or a local dinner in Coral Gables, a chill night at the bar or a wild night out on the town, Miami has it all for New Year’s Eve. Some students are traveling back to the MIA specifically to have a part in this year’s tropical celebration. “I’m from Sarasota, but I’m coming back to Miami for New Year’s Eve,” senior Reba Evans said. “It’s the place to be for a crazy good time!” Though Miami is the place to be on New Year’s Eve, for the average college kid it can get a little expensive. Let’s say you’re looking to party, but can’t afford the $5,000 VIP tables at most clubs. For a sand-stomping good time, join the party at Nikki Beach. For only $75, general admission guests can enjoy a champagne toast at midnight, a private fireworks display and tons of party favors. “We’re the only club actually on the beach, we do a New York style ball drop at midnight and we have our own fireworks display,” said Jackie Skelton of Nikki Beach’s marketing department. Have a hot date and are looking for somewhere candlelit and cozy to take them for a bite before the evening fireworks? Try heading to La Cofradia Ceviche Bar nearby in Coral Gables. For Peruvian dishes that incorporate flavors from Asian, Latin and Italian cuisines, La Cofradia is one of the Gables’ best kept secrets. “What makes us different is the food, the service, and the experience,” said Roberto Granthon, the restaurant’s manager. Unlike many other restaurants in Miami, La Cofradia is quiet and cozy, allowing more time to talk about New Year’s resolutions with your sweetheart. If you’re looking for a restaurant to celebrate with A-list celebrities, don’t miss the fine dining at Barton G The Restaurant. To party with frequent restaurant tweeters LeBron James and Bryant McKinnie, reserve a table for the 9 p.m. seating inside, which offers dance grooves from a DJ, or outside in the orchid garden patio. “We don’t raise our prices for New Year’s Evethat’s what makes us different,” said Shelley Acoca, marketing director for the Barton G company. “Our menu that night is the same, filled with great entrees, nitrogen cocktails and over-the-top desserts.” If dining and dancing aren’t your priorities, head to Bayfront Park for their annual celebration. The best part is that everything is free! With disco dancing, DJ Tarik spinning beats, a countdown with Miami’s Big Orange and a beautiful fireworks display, you can’t go wrong. Who said that New Year’s Eve required a winter coat and gloves? Put on your dancing shoes, dress to impress and head to these venues in Miami for a New Year’s Eve you will never forget. Carey Goldenberg may be contacted at cgoldenberg@ themiamihurricane.com.

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4Word: Winter break edition

BY DANIELLE KASLOW EDGE EDITOR

Whether it’s down the highway to West Palm Beach or across the country to California, the stylish students of the University of Miami will soon be traveling home for the holidays. There’s nothing like tearing up your old stomping ground with high school friends, and whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, be sure to do so in style.

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Add sparkle to your holiday and New Year's Eve parties this winter with metallic pieces…but don’t get too crazy. A little goes a long way. Try skirts or tops accented with a touch of gold, silver or even bronze. Some metallic pieces are even getting a 1920s flapper makeover, a nod to the popularity of this year’s “Boardwalk Empire.” Whether you’re into this trend for the extra glitz or you’re a fan of speakeasy style, there's nothing better to get a party started than bringing the bling.

Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed with Marc by Marc Jacobs handbags right now. They're structured but soft, fashionable and functional...what more could a girl ask for? The only downside is the price tag, but these bags are sure to last for years to come. I personally like the "Classic Q Percy cross-body bag," a style that would be perfect for nights in the Grove. You can fit your cell phone, wallet and beauty necessities without toting around a huge bag. However, I am absolutely lusting over the “Classic Q Baby Grove satchel,” which features buttery soft leather and a simple but classic design. It could honestly make any outfit look like a million bucks, and both are sure to be investments in your style portfolio.

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Yes they are warm and believe me, I get it. I hate the cold too (the actual frigid northeast, not Florida when it gets “cold”), but Ugg boots are overdone and well... ugly. With so many other footwear options this winter, suck it up and wear cute shoes for once! Bejeweled flats and embellished high heels can make almost any outfit instantly look more puttogether. Why look like a slouch with so many better options to choose from? Choose fashion over frump, you’ll be glad you did.

STOP DRESSING LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON Ah, semi-formal season... it is but twice a year that the gentlemen of UM spruce up their look, springing for something other than a T-shirt. But why can’t guys dress well year-round? It’s the unspoken rule that girls at UM must look like they just stepped out of Ocean Drive magazine, so what’s with the double standard? Guys, if you want to get lucky sometime other than semi-formal season, disregard BroBible and throw that lax penny in the garbage. Immediately. Danielle Kaslow may be contacted at dkaslow@themiamihurricane. com. December 2 - December 14, 2010

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Wiz Khalifa to perform free concert Friday on UC Patio BY NANCY OBEN SENIOR EDGE WRITER

The “Black and Yellow” rapper is going to paint this campus green and orange on Friday to celebrate the end of classes. Wiz Khalifa is coming to UM this Friday to perform on the UC Patio. The event will start at 8 p.m. opening with a collection of up-and-coming artists including John Payne, J Nics and Mayday. The main act, Wiz Khalifa, will perform around 10 p.m. The concert is for students and faculty only and is not open to the community. The show is being co-sponsored by Hurricane Productions (HP) and Beta Theta Pi fraternity. HP approached Beta to help fundraise and promote the Wiz concert, and the fraternity jumped at the chance. The fundraising goal was huge for such a short period of time, two and a half months, but with car washes, events at My Yogurt Bliss and Gables Pizza and Salad and private donors, the fraternity raised its portion of the money. “We’ve never done a concert before,” said senior Karum Basra, president of Beta Theta Pi. “We’ve always wanted to do one but it wasn’t feasible before.” The rapper is known for his often quirky samplings and the way he changes up his rap styling. Khalifa is gaining major success with his single “Black and Yellow,” a song singing the praises of his hometown, Pittsburgh. His other hit, “Say Yeah,” is a major club jam, and samples the super catchy late 90s dance tune “Better Off Alone.” “I’m pretty excited to see Wiz. I love his new song that

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KHALIFA COMES TO TOWN: Rapper Wiz Khalifa is coming to the University of Miami for a special fundraising concert Friday. has been all over the radio,” junior Lauren Toribio said. “And to see him on the last day of classes is a great kick-off to the end of the semester.” The rapper, who has told the media that he has a $10,000-a-

IF YOU GO WHAT: Wiz Khalifa “After School Special” Concert, with performances by Wiz Khalifa, Mayday, Jnics, John Payan and The Politix WHEN: Friday at 8 p.m. WHERE: UC Patio COST: Free, Cane Cards are required for entry 16

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month marijuana habit, was recently arrested at East Carolina University for possession of the drug at his concert. There were rumors that he might not be coming to Miami, but Wiz is out on bail and has performed at other colleges since the arrest. “This should be a very popular show, “said junior Kris Martin, the small venues chair for HP. “His song [‘Black and Yellow’] has blown up recently and will be something cool for the university, a current artist that the students can relate to.” Nancy Oben may be contacted at noben@themiamihurricane.com.

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African-American artists exhibit at Lowe BY BIJAL MEHTA CONTRIBUTING EDGE WRITER

A new exhibit dedicated to African-American artists from the 19th, 20th and 21st centuries opened Nov. 13 and will be on display at the Lowe Art Museum through Jan. 16. “The Harmon and Harriet Kelley Collection of African American Art: Works on Paper” features 69 different works, including drawings, etchings, lithographs, watercolors, pastels, acrylics, gouaches and screen prints. Among the artists whose work will be displayed are Henry O. Tanner, Romare Bearden, Jacob Lawrence, Elizabeth Catlett and Alison Saar. “This exhibition provides a rare opportunity for UM students and other area visitors to view one of the largest and most comprehensive traveling exhibitions of works on paper by African American artists,” said Denis Gerson, associate director of the museum. The collection has been on a national tour since 2007. This is the only scheduled tour stop in Florida. Some of the art in the exhibit date from the 1930s and 1940s, during the time of the Great Depression. This artwork was produced during the New Deal Works Progress Administration’s Federal Arts Project, which provided employment for many artists. The collection also features works from the 1960s and 1970s during the civil rights era. The museum plans to complement the Kelley Collection by showing a selection of works by African-American artists from its own permanent collection. “Most of these artists experienced exclusion because of their race,” arts patroness Harriet Kelley said. “The artists, through their art, told the story of how these rejections affected them. Segregation had a profound effect on blacks. In the works of the 30s and 40s, for example, workers were on welfare until they were needed to work in the factories.” Dr. Harmon Kelley and his wife Harriet Kelley began their collection after attending a 1986 exhibition of African-American

art in their hometown of San Antonio, Tex. They became inspired by the works they saw and set out to discover more works by African-American artists. “For people who may not be familiar with these artists, it will bring about an awareness and interest in African-American art and the African-American experience as a whole,” said Gita Shonek, communications and marketing coordinator for the museum. “The artists that are represented here are major figures in American art history and I’m sure that people will wonder why these artists were excluded from major museum exhibitions the first place.” Bijal Mehta may be contacted at bmehta@themiamihurricane.com.

IF YOU GO WHAT: “The Harmon and Harriet Kelley Collection of African-American Art: Works on Paper” WHERE: The Lowe Art Museum WHEN: Gallery hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday to Saturday and noon to 4 p.m. Sunday. The museum is closed Monday. COST: Regular admission (excluding special events) is $10; $5 for seniors and non-UM students; free for Lowe Art Museum members, UM students, faculty and staff, and children under 12. For more information, call 305-284-3535 or visit lowemuseum. org.

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Hurricanes run away with the Rebels, 86-73 Canes dominate in first half, pull out win BY LELAN LEDOUX SENIOR SPORTS WRITER

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IN IT TO WIN IT: Sophomore guard Durand Scott drives past Ole Miss guard Dundrecous Nelson in the second half. Scott scored a team-high 27 points and dished out 6 assists.

Knowing this would be a critical week for the state of the Miami Hurricanes men’s basketball program, there was an extra sense of urgency for head coach Frank Haith and his Hurricanes. The Hurricanes (5-2) handled their first set of business against the Ole Miss (3-2). The Canes ran the Rebels out the gym in the first half and won, 86-73, at the BankUnited Center. The Canes had a 57-27 halftime lead. Miami had to hold on from a second half rally from the Rebels and finished the game converting 10 of their last 11 free throws. “Obviously the first half we played about as well as you can play offensively and defensively,” said Haith, whose team shot 50 percent from the field. “The second half we didn’t have the same intensity there, and that got them going. This team can win the West in the SEC. This is a great win for us.” The Hurricanes came close to blowing a 30-point lead as his team was outscored 46-29 in the second half. But Haith is glad his team survived and will benefit from Ole Miss’ near comeback. “We are going to learn a lot from this game,” Haith said. “It’s the first time we were in this position this year. There were some times offensively in the second half we took some quick shots, got a little passive.” Sophomore guard Durand Scott went to work against the Rebels. Scott was slashing and getting to the basket at will and finished with 27 points on seven of 11 shooting. Scott was 12 of 13 from the free throw line. Scott wasn’t worried when Ole Miss cut the game into a single

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digit deficit, 79-70, with a little of four minutes remaining. Scott knocked down a pair of free throws and sophomore guard Garrius Adams hit two more to extend the Hurricanes lead. “We tried to stay together as a team, stay focused,” Scott said. “They had a little run, we stay together, stayed strong. It was a great win for us, a game we’re going to learn from.” Redshirt sophomore forward Reggie Johnson held down the post game for the Hurricanes. Johnson had a double-double with 17 points and 10 rebounds. Johnson notched his fifth double-double in seven games. Redshirt senior forward Adrian Thomas had a special night as he had a career-high 17 points and was 5-of-8 from three pointers. Thomas had struggled all year but he shined Tuesday night. “Reggie was a man in the paint,” Haith said. “Adrian had been waiting for one of those [big scoring] games. He got loose, reeled off a couple in a row.” This was a marquee win the Hurricanes needed in non conference play. They had already dropped games to Memphis and Rutgers who are solid squads. Come March this will be a resume booster. Up next, the Hurricanes the will host on Saturday the West Virginia Mountaineers (5-1), a team that was in the Final Four last season. Lelan LeDoux may be contacted at lledoux@themiamihurricane.com.

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Team set for NCAA tournament run Players click just in time for postseason BY ADAM BERGER SENIOR SPORTS WRITER

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TOURNEY BOUND: Senior middle blocker Ariel Cooke cheers after scoring against the University of Virginia Sept. 26. Cooke and her teammates hope to carry that excitement to Indiana. 18

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One Hurricane team is headed to meaningful postseason play and it’s well-deserved. For the second consecutive season, the University of Miami volleyball team will compete in the NCAA tournament. “We’re excited to be going to the NCAA tournament for the second year in a row” said 10th-year head coach Nicole Lantagne Welch, who has built the program from the ground up since volleyball was brought back to Miami in 2001. “What this team did at the end of the season to secure their spot was pretty special.” Indeed it was. Miami won its final five matches of the regular season, all against ACC opponents. The run included a thrilling finale against in-state rival Florida State, a contest that Hurricanes won in five sets. “That was a really big match for us... it was a really good test for us and we’re excited about that win and, you know, spring boarding from there,” Lantagne Welch said. The Hurricanes, who were selected for the Dayton, Ohio regional of the tournament, will be part of a four-team field set to play at the University of Indiana’s Bloomington campus. Miami will face off against the hosting Hoosiers this upcoming Friday, but the clear home court advantage doesn’t seem to bother the Hurricanes. “I’ve heard they’re pretty good at home but I think... when it comes down to it it’s a court, same ball, same everything, so its not really going to matter at this point,” said junior outside hitter Lane Carico, who was named to the All-ACC volleyball team for the third consecutive season. When Carico was asked about being named to the all-conference team she remained humble, largely crediting her teammates

for the achievement. Her coach, on the other hand, was quicker to praise the star outside hitter. “Lane’s arguably the best all around player in the conference,“ Lantagne Welch said. “She just does so many little things... her ability to make people around her better. She’s a special player.” Despite the Hurricanes’ success, the team came into the season with a few question marks, mainly surrounding the seven new freshmen on the roster. There were some growing pains, but the underclassman have started to shine down the stretch and are a big reason why Miami is playing its best volleyball at the most important time of the year. “I think as freshman we’re starting to take more initiative and [are] actually starting to step up on the court, not just being tentative,” freshman Libero Ryan Shaffer said. “I’m kind of used to it, having the pressure of being young and playing with older girls.” Despite the fact that the Canes will open up the tournament in a hostile environment, Lantagne Welch recognizes one distinct advantage that her team will hold over Indiana, a program that will be going to the tournament for the first time since 2002. “Having the experience of playing in the tournament last year is something that is going to help us. Last year we came out very shaky in that match [against FIU],” Lantagne Welch said. “Knowing that we have a lot of players that have been there before I do think that we’ll come out more prepared and more ready.” Adam Berger may be contacted at aberger@themiamihurricane.com.

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While one UM athletic program is searching for its identity, another is quietly preparing for another successful run. The University of Miami baseball program concluded fall ball last month. Though the team has lost co-captains pitcher Chris Hernandez and catcher Yasmani Grandal to the MLB, head coach Jim Morris and crew still have expectations of reaching the College World Series for the 12th time in the last 18 years. “As a team we’ve all improved this fall,” said sophomore pitcher E.J. Encinosa who is making the transition from reliever to starter. “Physically we are stronger, and the chemistry is there. There aren’t as many mental errors.” The biggest adjustment that has been all the talk of college baseball are the new bats that the NCAA mandated in Division I. The exit speed off the bats is different and the sweet spot is smaller which should definitely favor pitchers across the country. “You will see a lot less home runs,” Morris said. “We played our first 23 intrasquad games, and we hit four home runs. If you multiply that times two which is 56 which is the normal number of games in the season, that would mean we would have eight home runs next spring. We’ll have more than that but it’s going to be a huge difference. It’s a more woodlike game.” Miami will have to utilize its speed on the bases and play fundamental baseball. “[Coach] has been preaching to us that we have to adjust to the new bats,” freshman outfielder Dale Carey said. “They don’t have as much pop as they did last year. We have to get on top of balls more. Try to make the defense work. We got to use gap to gap and hit line drives.” Junior third baseman Harold Martinez isn’t worried about the new aluminum. “You can’t play based on the bats, you have to play with your swing,” he said. The most surprising player this fall has been junior first baseman Rony Rodriguez.

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SLINGING SIDEWINDER: Junior left hander Sam Robinson pitches during the Orange and Green World Series in November. The green team won three games to none. The team had a successful fall and will resume practices in January after winter break. Rodriguez was a bench player last year but is vying for a starting spot. There are still position battles at first base, second base and the corner outfield spots. The biggest concern for the Hurricanes will be the weekend rotation. They need to fill all three roles with the departures of Hernandez, Eric Erickson and Jason Santana.

“Our pitching is still a question mark,” Morris said. “We don’t know who is going to be our No. 1 because [Eric] Whaley didn’t pitch and we expected him to be the No. 1 guy. [Steven] Ewing has pitched good. E.J. [Encinosa] has pitched good. Other than one inning, E.J. hasn’t given up any runs. [Bryan] Radziewski has thrown good. Those are the guys that have thrown the best.”

Whaley, who came on strong in last year’s postseason run, has missed the entire fall with a strain in his throwing elbow, but will begin a throwing program this week. “We have a month once they get back from winter break to decide what we have,” Morris said. “We’ll get some guys healthy and get the best nine players in the lineup.”

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Despite some injuries and position battles, the vibe with the team is stronger than ever. “The team chemistry is a huge thing,” fifth-year senior pitcher Michael Rudman said. “Everyone on the team is friends. We know we are going to be good.” Justin Antweil may be contacted at jantweil@themiamihurricane.com.

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Sophomore player shapes up for success Shanel Williams shines off bench BY NICOLE CARR CONTRIBUTING SPORTS WRITER

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HEART OF A CHAMPION: Sophomore guard Shanel Williams goes after a loose ball in the season opener against Kennesaw State.

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Maybe it’s the gentle sway of the palm trees underneath azure skies, or maybe it’s the blazing sun. Whatever it is, summertime in South Florida is the perfect time to sit back, relax and unwind at the beach. But for sophomore guard Shanel Williams, this summer was the perfect time to whip her body into shape for the 2010-11 women’s basketball season. Williams credits running on the treadmill and the football field for her sleeker 5-foot-8-inch frame. “I didn’t really avoid too many foods,” Williams said. “I just ate smaller portion sizes.” Katie Meier, the Miami Hurricane women’s basketball head coach, is excited about Williams’ mental and physical development as

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a player. “It was a lot to take in for [Williams] last year,” Meier said. “But she is one of our brightest talents, and in the offseason she was able to learn the ins and outs of the game. And her trimmer frame will allow her to play for sustained periods of time.” As a freshman, Williams had several standout performances, including a game against N.C State. Williams, who is right-handed, even developed a left-handed layup this summer. Yet Williams understands that there is still room for improvement. “I was just getting used to everything,” she said. “Just being a freshman. I know there is more that I can do… My teammates inspire me to be great. I can’t just be average.” And her desire to be great has translated into success on and off the court, where Williams intends to major in engineering and has a 4.0 GPA. The key to her success? “Balance. On Sundays, even if I

don’t have to study or an assignment due, I use Study Hall to plan and schedule for the week,” she said. Don’t let the impressive grades fool you. Williams loves hitting the town to see all the sights and sounds that Miami has to offer. “It reminds me of New Yorkmy home,” she said with a smile. When Williams gets a moment away from the court and her textbooks, she is usually listening to Trey Songz or watching her favorite player, Dwyane Wade, slash to the hoop. When asked how Wade would fare this season with his new supporting cast, Williams answered confidently, “As long as he keeps doing what he’s been doing, he’ll be fine.” And, as long as Williams continues to play with the same grit and determination that fueled her early success as a freshman, she is sure to be a great asset to the Miami Hurricanes this season. Nicole Carr may be contacted ncarr@ themiamihurricane.com.

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Why Canes won’t miss Shannon Earlier this week, football head coach Randy Shannon was fired after what many feel was a disappointing fouryear tenure. He was 28-22 in his career, 0-2 in bowl games JUSTIN ANTWEIL and 4-9 versus ranked SPORTS EDITOR opponents. He improved in each of his first three seasons winning five, seven and nine games respectively but regressed in 2010 (7-5). Below are the top 10 reasons why many Canes will not miss Randy Shannon. 10) “The Process” Shannon always spoke about how rebuilding UM to a national championshipcaliber program would be a “process” that will take time and patience. He improved the players’ Academic Progress Reports and graduation rates and only dealt with one off-field arrest, but he was never able to translate his off-field success on to the gridiron. Meanwhile, Nick Saban was 4011 in his first four years at Alabama and

Urban Meyer was 44-9 in his first four years at Florida. 9) His relationship with the media Shannon has never been deemed a media darling. He was always very terse and never disclosed injuries. He was very introverted and kept to himself. He left reporters’ notebooks dry as a bone. Also, he would often shield players from talking to the press. 8) Greentree Practice All-Americans It was common for players to perform well in practice but not be able to translate their skills on the field. Tight end Chase Ford drew comparisons to Jeremy Shockey and Kellen Winslow Jr. over the summer, but was demoted to third-string tight end after ineffectiveness. A couple of spring seasons ago, Shannon compared safety Vaughn Telemaque to future hall-of-famer Ed Reed. 7) Ability to Fly Around Only birds can fly... and UM football players. One of Shannon’s favorite sayings was “the guys are flying around making plays.” Unfortunately, however, the players weren’t flying to the end zone enough on game days.

6) 140 sins Shannon banned Twitter accounts from all UM players after Miami’s loss to Ohio State in mid-September. Who knew 140 characters could have such an impact on student athletes? SMH. 5) Inability to Maximize Talent Pulling talent out of his or her players is any coach’s main responsibility- to take what he or she has and make it great. Miami has 23 players that at one point were ranked in the ESPNU 150 in high school. Miami had the number one recruiting class in 2008... and has nothing to show for it. 4) The Extremity Report After four years, many fans still might not know what an “extremity” is. Occasionally, Shannon would mix things up and say “head” or “illness” but his descriptions of injuries (or lack thereof) left many clueless. 3) Inconsistencies The team was consistently inconsistent. Miami struggled against Duke and lost to lowly Virginia and South Florida. But this same team came out with swagger and crushed Georgia Tech and North Carolina. It simply played down to

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its competition. 2) Excuses Excuses were common. Some included a tough schedule, injuries, the youth of the players, the adjustments that had to be made to new coordinators and bad weather. The one that baffles Cane nation was when he said Duke is a tough place to play and walking 150 yards to Duke’s stadium makes a big difference. 1) Bad Losses There was an ample amount of demoralizing and heartbreaking losses these past couple of years. The one that sticks out to every Cane fan was the 48-0 debacle in 2007 which was the final game at the historic Orange Bowl. Miami also allowed 472 rushing yards to Georgia Tech in one game, lost by 28 at home to Florida State this year, trailed to Duke at halftime last year and lost to last place Virginia this year and shockingly lost to USF at home when the Bulls had a freshman walk-on quarterback engineer a fourth-quarter comeback. Justin Antweil may be contacted at jantweil@ themiamihurricane.com.

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COACH SEARCH FROM PAGE 1 They should be looking for someone who has tenacity, unbridled enthusiasm and a love for winning. Hocutt stressed that Miami’s goal is to be relevant again in the college football world. “A winning brand of football,” said Hocutt referring to what the potential candidate must infuse. “We have to be relevant and we have to win... we will not compromise on winning.” Jon Gruden would fit the bill perfectly and he is reportedly UM’s No. 1 choice. He is a Florida native and a former Super Bowl winning coach. Gruden is known as a winner. His charm and demeanor should instantly draw the message board posters out of their basements and into the empty orange seats at Sun Life Stadium. But to lure Gruden’s fiery attitude and infectious personality, Miami will have pay top notch dollars. Gruden currently enjoys a lucrative contract with ESPN where he appears as an analyst on “Monday Night Football.” Gruden also still collects severance pay from his former employer, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, which fired him in 2008. “No [money] will not [be an issue],” Hocutt said. “We’re going to do whatever it takes to get back to the top of the college football world and we’re going to find the best individual in the country to come in and lead this talented group of young men.” The downside about the man referred to as “Chucky” is that he hasn’t been on the college football landscape since 1991 when he was an COURTESY TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS assistant with Pittsburgh. But if Miami genuinely desires national CHUCKY TIME: Former Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Jon Gruden glares from the sideline. He is a candidate to replace Randy Shannon. relevance, many believe they will have to go out on

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a limb and take a chance, be unique and take a risk. This is Hocutt’s first major public decision since becoming athletic director in June 2008. If Miami wants to go down other avenues, it could pursue a candidate with NCAA head coaching experience. Names like Jim Leavitt who is formerly USF’s head coach, Dan Mullen who is currently Mississippi State’s head coach, Stanford’s head coach Jim Harbaugh and Arizona’s signal caller Mike Stoops come to mind. UM could go down the path about hiring an alumnus again. Options include Georgia’s Mark Richt and FIU’s Mario Cristobal. There are several choices, but Gruden seems to have grabbed everyone’s attention. He could be the one to rejuvenate a fan base, and he could invigorate the plethora of talented student athletes. Gruden proved he can maximize talent when he won a Super Bowl with Brad Johnson as his quarterback, the Brad Johnson whose career passer rating is only a shade above 80. For 133 straight weeks, at least one former Hurricane player has scored a touchdown in the NFL. Miami’s recruiting class in 2008 was ranked No. 1 in the country. These players have achieved success as high school teenagers and success as NFL professionals, but why isn’t there success when these studentathletes reach the collegiate level? Most would agree that change is for the best right now and an impact coach is a must. Justin Antweil may be contacted at jantweil@ themiamihurricane.com.

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