The Miami Hurricane: August 12, 2020 by The Miami Hurricane

Vol. 98, Issue 1 |August 12, 2020 - August 19, 2020

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GUIDE TO UMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S COVID-19 PLAN NEWS// PAGE 8

FRESHMAN GUIDE TO SURVIVING MIAMI CULTURE // PAGES 21-22

OUTLOOK FOR FALL SPORTS

SPORTS // PAGE 24

THE MAKING OF THE U

SPORTS // PAGE 26

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A letter from the editor To my fellow ‘Canes, Congratulations! You have made it to the beautiful city of Miami where many beach days, delicious

food and fun awaits. But more importantly, you have made it to the U–the place where you will grow and be challenged more than you ever thought you could be over the next few years.

Starting off college under normal circumstances can be scary and difficult. During these four years, we are tasked with figuring out who we are, who we want to be and how to get there. That’s never easy– during a pandemic, it can be flat out terrifying.

I know these aren’t the conditions you imagined when you first filled out your college applications or made your commitments on college decision day. But I want to encourage you that, most likely, your four years here at the University of Miami will not be marked by the coronavirus.

As we welcome you, the next class of ‘Canes to our Coral Gables campus, I am reminded of my time as a freshman in Stanford Residential College and the amazing memories I made there. If you work

hard and try to make the most of your time, you’ll look back on your college years and remember the friends you made in the dorms, or the laughs you had sitting on the orange and green gliders or the professors who made a difference.

Here is my advice to all of you: Keep an open mind. Many of you may be entering college knowing

exactly what you want to do. You have a clear plan for your career path, majors, or even your minors or cognates. But, likely most of you, including myself when I was a freshman, have more of a pen-

ciled-in plan or perhaps are here to explore. Don’t let that scare you or discourage you. Take advantage of interesting classes and clubs that will help you find or fine-tune your passions.

Whatever you choose to do here at UM, engage with your community, classmates and campus.

Whether that’s simply taking walks to explore your surroundings, or hanging out with your floormates, UM will soon feel like home.

And of course, don’t forget to keep up with what’s going on at UM by checking out The Miami Hurricane’s website (or perhaps consider joining and finding a new passion!) Congratulations again, and go ‘Canes! Sincerely, Anna Timmons Editor-in-Chief

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Fall academic calendar Aug. 11

International student orientation

Aug. 12

‘Cane Kickoff begins

Nov. 20

Aug. 17

Classes begin

Nov. 23

Nov. 2

Spring 2021 Registration Begins Last day of in-person classes on campus

Last day of fall semester classes

Aug. 26

Last day for registration & to add a course

Nov. 24

Sept. 1

Last day to drop a course without a ‘W’

Nov. 25-29

Sept. 7

Labor day, no classes

Nov. 30- Dec. 4

Final exams held remotely

Dec. 4

Semester ends

Oct. 16- 18

Fall break

Oct. 21

Last day to drop a course

Dec. 11

Reading day, housing closes at 5 p.m.

Thanksgiving break

Final grades available to students in CaneLink

Faces and names to know

Julio Julio Frenk Frenk

Jeffrey L. Duerk

Patricia A. Whitely

Renee Renee Dickens Dickens Callan Callan

President

Provost, Executive Vice President for Academic Affairs

Vice President for Student Affairs

Executive Director of Student Life

Ryan C. Holmes Dean of Students

Donald Spivey Special Advisor to the President on Racial Justice

Jennifer G. Rau University Ombudsperson

Michael Stokes

Academic Ombudsperson

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Know your dean By: Parker Gimbel Assistant News Editor

Rodolphe el-Khoury, Dean, School of Architecture Rodolphe el-Khoury, was named Dean of the School of Architecture in 2014. He graduated with a bachelor’s of architecture and a bachelor of fine arts from the Rhode Island School of Design. As a partner in Khoury Levit Fong, his award winning projects include Beirut Martyr’s Square (AIA San Francisco), Stratford Market Square (Boston Society of Architecture), and the Shenzhen Museum of Contemporary Art (AIA Cleveland). el-Khoury holds a master of science in architecture from MIT and a Ph.D. from Princeton University

Leonidas G. Bachas,

Leonidas G. Bachas Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences Leonidas G. Bachas, a biological and analytical chemist, was named dean of UM’s College of Arts and Sciences in July 2010. Prior to his role at UM, Bachas served as the Frank J. Derbyshire Professor of Chemistry at the University of Kentucky, as well as the chair of it’s chemistry department. Bachas earned his bachelor’s in chemistry from the University of Athens, Greece, and he holds master’s degrees in chemistry and oceanic sciences from the University of Michigan, where he also earned his Ph.D. in chemistry.

Karin Wilkins, Dean, School of Communication Karin Wilkins, was named dean of the School of Communication in May 2019. She came to UM after serving as the associate dean for faculty advancement and strategic initiatives at the Moody College of Communication and professor of media studies at the University of Texas at Austin. Wilkins is also the Editor-inChief of Communication Theory. She holds a Ph.D. and a Master in Communication from the University of Pennsylvania and a B.A., in Interdisciplinary Studies from Bucknell University.

Laura Kohn Wood, Dean, School of Education and Human Development Laura Kohn-Wood is a professor and dean of the School of Education and Human Development at the University of Miami. She received her Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology from the University of Virginia in 1996 and later completed a postdoctoral fellowship at Georgetown University School of Medicine. Kohn-Wood also serves as the Senior Resident Faculty of Pearson Residential College and is co-Chair of the University’s Standing Committee on Diversity, Equity and Inclusion..

Daniel Berg, Interim Dean of the College of Engineering Daniel Berg, a research professor who has been with UM for over eleven years, was named the interim dean of the College of Engineering in August 2019. He studied physics and chemistry at the City College of New York before receiving master’s and doctoral degrees from Yale University. Berg has spent his nearly 70 year career working to advance the field of engineering through his work, first as technical director for Westinghouse Electric Corporation, later as a distinguished professor at both Carnegie Mellon and Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. Berg will serve in his role until January, at which time he will be succeeded by Pratim Biswa

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Pratim Biswas, Dean of the College of Engineering One of the world’s leading experts on aerosol science and engineering, Pratim Biswas was named dean of the College of Engineering in 2020. Prior to this appointment, Biswas was previously the Lucy and Stanley Lopata Professor in the McKelvey School of Engineering, the assistant vice chancellor for international programs and chair of the department of energy, environmental and chemical engineering at Washington University in St. Louis. Originally hailing from Bombay, Biswas earned a bachelor’s from the Indian Institute of Technology, Bombay, a master’s from University of California, Los Angeles and Ph.D. from the California Institute of Technology..

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John A. Quelch, Dean, Miami Herbert Business School John A. Quelch was named dean of the University of Miami Herbert Business School in 2017. Prior to joining UM, Quelch was the Charles Edward Wilson Professor of Business Administration at Harvard Business School. Quelch earned a BA and an MA from Exeter College, Oxford University; an MBA from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania; an MS from the Harvard School of Public Health; and a DBA in business from Harvard Business School.

Guillermo J. Prado, Dean, Graduate School \ Rebecca Fox, Dean, Division of Continuing and International Education Rebecca Fox leads UM’s Division of Continuing and International Education. The primary mission of DCIE is to provide educational programs to meet the needs of nontraditional learners, including pre-college, part-time, international and adult students. Fox, who holds a doctorate in French Literature from Bryn Mawr College, served as the University of Rochester’s senior associate vice president for university advancement before coming to UM five years ago. She was also dean of the College at William Smith College and head of school at the Bryn Mawr School in Baltimore.

Guillermo J. Prado has been with the University of Miami since 2007. He graduated from UM with a Ph.D. in epidemiology and public health in 2005 and a master’s in statistics in 2000. He has served as dean since 2016, overseeing the institution’s more than 200 doctoral and master’s degrees. He was appointed as vice provost for faculty affairs in 2020. Prado’s work outside of the university includes his roles as president of the Society for Prevention Research and board member of Research America, the country’s largest not-for-profit public education and advocacy alliance committed to furthering U.S. research to improve national health.

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Cindy Munro, Dean, School of Nursing and Health Studies Cindy L. Munro, is Dean and Professor of the University of Miami School of Nursing and Health Studies. Munro came to the University of Miami from the University of South Florida College of Nursing, where she was associate dean of research and innovation from 2011 through August of 2017. Munro received her Ph.D. in Nursing and Microbiology and Immunology from Virginia Commonwealth University.

Roni Avissar, Dean of the Rosenstiel School of Marine and Atmospheric Science

Graduate from the Hebrew University of Jerusalem in Israel, Roni Avissar was named dean of the Rosenstiel School of Marine and Atmospheric Science in 2009. Avissar has spent his career studying the way Amazon deforestation affects precipitation patterns around the world. Avissar was a professor at Duke’s Pratt School of Engineering and spent five years as the chair of the Department of Civil and Environmental Engineering. He received his bachelor’s in soil and water sciences, a master’s in micrometeorology studies and a Ph.D. in atmospheric science.

Charles D. Eckman, Dean, Libraries

Anthony E. Varona, Dean, School of Law Attorney and educator Anthony E. Varona was named dean of UM’s School of Law in 2019. He came to the university after serving as a professor of law and dean for faculty and academic affairs at American University Washington College of Law. Varona earned his Juris Doctor from Boston College Law School and later earned a Master of Laws from Georgetown University Law Center with a focus in civil rights and civil liberties. He received his bachelor of arts in political science and French from Boston College.

Henri R. Ford, Dean, Leonard M. Miller School of Medicine Henri R. Ford was named dean of the University of Miami Leonard M. Miller School of Medicine in 2018, after serving as the senior vice president and chief of surgery at the Children’s Hospital Los Angeles. He received his bachelor’s degree in public and international affairs from Princeton University and his M.D. from Harvard Medical School. Ford also holds a master’s of health administration from the School of Policy, Planning and Development at University of Southern California.

Charles D. Eckman was appointed UM’s dean of libraries and university librarian in 2013. Eckman graduated from UC Berkeley in 1987 with a master of library and information science degree. Before coming to UM, he served as dean of library services at Simon Fraser University, director of library collections at the University of California, Berkeley from 2006 to 2010. He holds a Ph.D. in politics from Princeton and a B.A. in political science from Indiana University.

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CORONAVIRUS SAFETY

Everything you need to know about UM’s Covid-19 Plan By Naomi Feinstein Managing Editor

The University of Miami campus will look different for many returning students. In addition to the opening of the Lakeside Village and new student center, there will be a number of changes as a result of the ongoing coronavirus pandemic to ensure a safe fall semester on campus. The school’s fall plan is based on four pillars: testing, tracing and tracking; cleaning and disinfecting; protecting personal space; and vaccinating. Here is a guide to UM’S Covid-19 plan: Testing, Tracing and Tracking There will be an on-campus testing center for students who wished to get tested, including one across the street from Red Road Commons. If a student is positive, they will be quarantined in one of the more than 100 quarantine spaces in Mahoney Residential College. There will be contact tracing where a positive individual would let UM know who they have last been in contact with and those individuals would then be notified to self-quarantine. Random testing will also be conducted within the residential colleges. UM community members will use an online symptom checker

daily to help them monitor any potential symptoms. Every student, faculty and staff member will receive a “Safe Return to Campus Kit,” which includes all the essential items to protect against the spread of coronavirus, such as a facemask, pair of disposable gloves, hand sanitizer, a thermometer and information card surrounding Covid-19. A face mask is required on campus in public spaces at all times.

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Protecting Personal Space Plexiglass was installed in a number of classrooms. Physical distancing, specifically the 6-feet social distancing, will be implemented on campus. Indoor events will not be permitted until at least Nov. 1.

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Social distance at least 6 feet apart

Wash/sanitize Your Hands Graphic by James Coccaro

School-sponsored travel outside of Broward, Dade and Monroe counties will not be permitted. Events within those counties would have to be approved and follow the school’s guidelines of proper social distancing. On-campus meetings will be

Vaccinating In order for the university to help to identify cases of Covid-19, all members of the UM community will be required to get a flu vaccine once it is available this fall.

Keep your mask on in public

Cleaning and disinfecting In all academic buildings and public spaces, there are newly installed hand sanitizer stations as well as stations for disinfecting wipes to clean items in the shared spaces. All spaces will be disinfected frequently. Everyone is encouraged to practice safe hygienic practices and wash their hands frequently to help slow the spread. The bathrooms in the residential halls will be disinfected regularly.

The university has also installed tents for more classroom spaces, one of which is in front of the Otto G. Richter Library. New signage has been implemented to remind students to practice social distancing.

conducted primarily through Zoom or other online tools unless physical distancing can be met in a large room. In order to ensure these behaviors are met, some students will serve as public health ambassadors on campus. Students will be required to wear face coverings at all times in the classroom. New spaces have been configured to hold classes to allow for greater social distancing, including the Shalala Center ballrooms and the Watsco Center.

In addition to the four pillars, the university is implementing new rules to ensure a safe semester on campus. In terms of on-campus living, there will be a new guest policy as well as a nightly 10 p.m. curfew for students to return to their residential colleges. Until further notice, the only guests allowed into dorm rooms or apartment spaces must be residents of that very same building. In other words, residents at Eaton Residential College may not visit others at Lakeside Village.” Additionally, dining on-campus, including the Rat, will offer more take-out options. The wellness center will only be opened to students for the time being.

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Lakeside Village, Student Services Center open their doors By Naomi Feinstein Managing Editor

Despite the uncertainty surrounding this upcoming school year with the on-going coronavirus pandemic, there are a number of new facilities and features that students can look forward to on campus with the opening of Lakeside Village and new student services building Lakeside Village The highly anticipated, $153 million housing project is finally open for business. The 12acre village, which includes 25 buildings, sits seven stories high and houses around 1200 UM students. On each residential floor, there is a game room for students to socialize and meet their fellow floormates. The mezzanine and ground

Dear Students, On behalf of the staff at the UMCC, I am happy to welcome you to the 2020-2021 academic year! The last few months have been extraordinary, and we want everyone to know that we are a resource for you. For our Counseling Center fee paying students, UMCC providers are ready to assist you. All UMCC services will be offered through a Telemental Health video format. For our nonfee-paying students, the staff is here to assist you in finding clinical services offered in your state. All students will have access to our after-hours crisis line, staffed by licensed providers. Additionally, our students, including international students, will have access to tools that assist in managing depression and anxiety through WellTrack online services. The UMCC staff and COPE peer educators are committed to delivering innovative and engaging virtual outreach options to all students regardless of home location. For up to date service offerings including the launch of new group therapy options, please follow us on social media or visit our website. We look forward to greeting you in person at our new Counseling Center facility just as soon as we are able. Thank you for choosing the University of Miami and welcome to the ’Cane family! Sincerely , Rene Monteagudo, Ph.D. UM Counseling Center Director

Student Services Building

floors offer retail, event and office spaces, including a 200seat auditorium, an outdoor recreation center, a rock climbing wall, UPS store, music practice rooms, LaunchPad and a 24-hour study lounge. The new housing construction also provides new spaces for dining options, such as Smoothie King and Daybreak, a new diner-style restaurant. Students will have the luxury of getting haircuts in Lakeside’s new barbershop, Golden Touch. All of these new features help make it so students do not have to leave campus frequently, which helps to prevent any outbreak of coronavirus cases.

This new “one-stop” center will be home to a number of student-facing service departments, such as the newly created ‘Canes Central, the Camner Center for Academic Resources and the Counseling Center. The three-story, 30,000 square-foot-facility will be situated behind the Lowe Art Museum and near the Mahoney-Pearson Dining Hall. Students will be able to make payments on their student accounts, handle holds on their academic

records, receive information about financial aid and course registration, and retrieve their ‘Cane Cards. With this new facility, the Camner Center and Counseling Center will be able to hold a number of new workshops to enhance their programming. The current counseling center will be torn down to make way for a new walkway to Lakeside Village.

Photo Courtesy of Jared Lennon COURTYARD COMFORT: Lakeside Village hosts many amenities, including a Smoothie King and Hair Salon

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’Canes Central is a new student-centered department created to remove roadblocks and eliminate hassles. We are ready to assist you with :

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Contact our team via the method that’s best for you—online, by phone, or in person in the new Student Services Building.

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PROFILE

Comedian Jeff Garlin reflects on his brief time as a ‘Cane By Jesse Lieberman News Editor

If you pull up a list of University of Miami’s most famous alumni, it doesn’t take long to find Jeff Garlin’s name. The producer, actor, writer and comedian is best known for playing the curmudgeonly father on the ABC’s “The Goldbergs” and co-starring in HBO’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” Born in Chicago, the 58-yearold comedian and actor lived in South Florida from the ages of 12 to 22. During this time, he attended Nova High School and then went off to Broward Community College before spending one semester at UM. Despite the brief time spent at UM, Garlin looks back on his time there fondly and reflects on the influence it had on him and his career. “I thought ‘oh I’m ready for University of Miami’...but I wasn’t,” Garlin said over Zoom. Laid back on a couch alongside his dog Lucky, who also happens to co-star on “The Goldbergs” with him, Garlin spoke of his time at UM with a smile. “I loved everything about it,” Garlin said. During quarantine, Garlin grew a beard speckled with gray hair and appears notably more tan than the man who appears on TV, but his voice that has been lent to many iconic Pixar characters, such the Captain from “Wall-E” and Buttercup from the “Toy Story” franchise, and his boisterous laugh are still unmistakable. The producer, actor, writer and comedian lives in a picturesque home in Hollywood Hills, overlooking the Hollywood sign and Universal Studios. Although he has many titles, he describes himself simply as “a comedian of some notoriety.” Throughout his life, he said he always struggled to sit still and pay attention in school, something attributable to his undiagnosed ADHD. To cope with this, Garlin

Photo Courtesy of Instagram @jeffgarlin COMEDIC ‘CANE: Garlin poses in promotional work for his Netflix comedy special ‘Our

found himself being the class clown from a young age. “I couldn’t focus and I’m funny, so what am I going to do? I’m going to be disruptive,” Garlin said. Although all his fellow classmates loved his humor, the feeling was not shared by all the teachers– one went as far as to write, “I’ll see you in jail,” in his yearbook. At 19, after community college, Garlin found himself at UM studying film, where he lived in the Hecht-Stanford towers. “I loved the dorms, the students and playing football under the lights at 1 a.m.,” Garlin said. During his time at UM, Garlin saw the football team, led by quarterback Jim Kelly and head coach Howard Schnellenberger, win its first national championship. Other highlights that have stuck with him were during his film class. “I loved my film professor,”

Garlin said. To this day, Garlin still has his textbook from the class and looks at it on occasion. “It had a profound effect on me.” Garlin is a man who found immense success in a nontraditional career, spent only one semester at UM, is still unsure how he got into UM in the first place, cut classes to the chagrin of his parents, yet still managed to find value in the experience. “Just going to college and getting an education, which is living in a dorm with people, spending time with people, everything about college, besides your f**king degree prepares you for the world,” Garlin said. “It’s more important to get an education and develop as a person, and the University of Miami, when I was there, was a beautiful place for that.” After his only semester at UM, filled with pool visits and skipping class, Garlin’s father told him he couldn’t attend anymore, which

he said propelled him to pursue comedy. It was at UM where he realized his passion for comedy, as his floormates and residential assistant thought he was hilarious. “Oh god, you should be a comedian,” they would say. Upon dropping out of UM, Garlin headed to the one comedy club in Florida at the time - The Comic Strip in Fort Lauderdale. Many of his friends from UM would make the hour long commute to see him perform. Although no longer standing, The Comic Strip hosted notable comics such as Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock. It was there that it clicked for Garlin. “I was like, this is what I’m meant to do,” he said. “Being a comedian is a calling...there was nothing going to stop me because that’s what I do.” After his success at The Comic Strip, Garlin moved back

to Chicago and honed his craft at Second City. His career would eventually lead him to stardome on shows and movies such as “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” “The Goldbergs,” “Toy story” and “Wall-E.” Throughout his career, Garlin has worked on four Pixar movies, but he said “Wall-E” is the film he is most proud of. “When I first saw it I cried,” Garlin said. “I couldn’t believe I worked on something so beautiful.” Pixar became one of his children’s favorite places. Garlin compares Pixar studios to a reallife Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory– a magical place with hidden rooms and kitchens filled with cereals. in meetings or ran through his lines, they would ride around the campus.

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“Every year they would want to go there for their birthdays,” he said about his sons, now 20 and 24, one of whom he is trying to sway into comedy. They would be given scooters, and as Garlin sat in meetings or ran through his lines, they would ride around the campus. Though Garlin has had great success in film and comedy, his career success was far from instant or guaranteed. Like many comedians, he said he spent years broke and overcoming obstacles. “The whole journey is like 9 million steps,” he said. “I remember when I was broke and I’m so grateful for it.” Garlin mentions a time in Chicago with a fellow struggling comedian Bob Odenkirk, who would go on to be one of his best friends and star in AMC’s “Better Call Saul.” “We couldn’t understand why

people didn’t think we were funny or good,” Garlin said. “There were many times where it felt like getting punched in the face, and I considered quitting.” When you turn on Garlin’s most recent comedy special, Netflix’s “Our Man in Chicago,” you’ll see a natural, relaxed improviser smiling and laughing as he pokes fun at the audience. What you don’t notice is a man who once dealt with crippling stage fright. Garlin said he used to shake in fear whenever he was on stage or filming a scene. “My journey has been someone with severe ADHD and fear...to fearless,” Garlin said. “Successful people don’t let fear paralyze them.” Garlin recalled his first time performing on “Late Night with David Letterman.” Not yet a staple on late-night tv shows, Garlin recalls shaking behind

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stage waiting to go on. But when the words of a friend appeared in his mind: “You are doing what you are supposed to be doing,” a calm fell over him. When asked about his success, Garlin noted how things fall into place. He never set out to be an actor or a producer—it just happened. Garlin noted comedy isn’t a business where you show up to work and wait to get promoted, rather a career where you must network. Many of the comedians Garlin campus up with went on to become his best friends, including Conan O’Brien, and “Curb Your Enthusiasm” co-star, Larry David. “I approached Larry with an idea that would become Curb in ‘98,” Garlin said. The idea was an HBO special about the making of an HBO special, which eventually became the hit show, “Curb Your Enthusiasm.”

“I wasn’t supposed to be on it, but Larry approached me and asked me to play his manager,” Garlin said. Beyond networking, Garlin stresses that attitude is important for success. He speaks about humility and not having ego, but maintaining the importance of believing in oneself. “Take what you do seriously, but don’t take yourself seriously,” Garlin said. “I love being humble, and I love being grateful.” Despite his success in the comedy and film world, Garlin’s chapter at UM may not be closed. He has a fantasy of finishing his degree online and returning to teach classes in comedy or drama. It may be an unprecedented time for many living through this pandemic, but Garlin said he wants the incoming freshman to appreciate their time at UM, in spite of the unorthodox times.

“Don’t get caught up on what you can’t do because of this or that,” Garlin said. “Just do what you need to do, and if you do that, then there is plenty of joy afterwards. You will accomplish a lot.”

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Famous Alumni By Jesse Lieberman News Editor

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson A member of the University of Miami’s 1991 nationalchampionship-winning football team, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson graduated from UM in 1995 with a bachelor’s in criminology and physiology. After passing on a professional football career, Johnson signed with the World Wrestling Federation, where he would become one of the sport’s most popular stars. In 2002, Johnson starred in his first feature film “Scorpion King.” In the years since, Johnson has become one of the biggest names in Hollywood, starring in the “Fast and Furious” series and HBO’s “Ballers.” In 2019, he was named the highest paid actor in the world by Forbes.

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Ed Reed One of the greatest football players of all time, Ed Reed graduated from the University of Miami in 1999 with a degree in liberal arts. A two-sport athlete at UM, Reed was best known for his exploits on the football field from 1997-2001 where he was a twotime All-American and a member of the 2001 consensus national championship team. Reed was also a member of the track and field team, where he won a Big East championship in javelin. In the NFL, Reed continued his success with the Baltimore Ravens, with whom he won a superbowl alongside fellow UM alumnus Ray Lewis. Reed retired from the NFL as one of the most decorated safeties in history and was later a first ballot inductee into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. He is also a member of both the UM and College Football Hall of Fames. Now, Reed can be seen back on the UM campus working with the football team as their Chief of Staff.

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Gloria Estefan Latin-music star Gloria Estefan attended the University of Miami before she got her big break. Born in Cuba, Estefan’s family fled to Miami in 1959 when she was two years old. After growing up in Miami, she attended UM and graduated in 1979 with a bachelor’s in psychology and a minor in French. While attending UM, she met her husband and musical collaborator Emelio Estefan. Her music, inspired by her latin heritage, would become immensely popular in the mid 1980s, when she had a string of top-10 singles with the Miami Latin Boys. After Estefan departed from the Latin Boys, she went go on to have a successful solo career winning five grammys. Many of her songs reached number one, including “Don’t Wanna Lose You” and “Coming Out of the Dark.” Still a proud ‘Cane, Estefan lives on Star Island in Miami along with her husband and son.

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Enrique Iglasias Enrique Iglasias, nicknamed the “King of Latin Pop’’ is a spanish singer and songwriter. Born in Spain, he moved to Miami when he was young and studied business at the University of Miami. After a year, he dropped out to follow in his father Julio’s footsteps, and pursued a career in music. Iglesias started by performing at restaurants around Miami with a handful of friends. In 1995 he got his first record deal and released his debut, selftitled album. The album proved a commercial success, selling over 6 million copies worldwide. Iglesias earned broader commercial success with several top-five singles, including “Be With You.” Iglesias has sold over 70 million records worldwide and currently resides in Miami.

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Sylvester Stallone Known for his gruff voice and iconic roles in “Rocky” and “Rambo,” Oscar-nominated actor Sylvester Stallone got his start at the University of Miami’s Ring Theater, where he was cast in “The Trial.” Stallone dropped out of UM three credits shy of graduating to pursue a career in acting. His big break came in 1976 with the film “Rocky” which he wrote and starred in. He received two academy award nominations for the film, Best Actor and Best Original Screenplay. Although Stallone initially left without a degree, UM granted him a bachelor of fine arts in 1998. He is the only actor to star in number one box office hits in five different decades.

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UM Freshmen opt to delay campus debut By Thomas Sullivan & Ozzy Dominguez

Contributing News Writers

Eager to become a Miami Hurricane, Jack Borowsky applied for early decision to the University of Miami to pursue a major in broadcast journalism in the School of Communication. But six months after COVID-19 altered academic experiences and expectations

social distancing or opt for remote learning. Borowsky, 18, of Westport, Connecticut, said he wanted to wait a year to see if college life could go back to normal, or, at least, closer to pre-COVID-19 reality. “I also think that being able to experience your first year of college properly is something important to the experience as a

Photo Courtesy of Jack Borowsky DIFFICULT DECISIONS: Jack Borowsky will be remaining at home during this academic year after deciding to defer.

for students throughout the country, Borowsky decided he would put his college plans on hold -- for a year. In response to the virus’ impact in South Florida, which has seen increasing numbers of COVID-19 cases and deaths over the summer, the university offered new and returning students a variety of options to take classes in person in classrooms modified to address

whole, and something I want to be able to do.” Like most students, Borowsky had experienced online classes to close out the remaining weeks of instruction prior to summer recess. He didn’t want to pursue that option at UM. “I just think that being inside the classroom offers a more valuable learning experience,” he said. However, UM administrators

say approximately 75 percent of students have opted for some form of hybrid, in-class instruction. About 25 percent have decided to attend classes remotely and stay in place, whether they are as far away in their parents’ homes in China or as close by to campus in rented apartments in Coral Gables or South Miami. Incoming freshman Alexis Gaines will begin her UM experience online. Gaines, 18, decided to stay at home in Atlanta and take courses online after a UM online town hall meeting forum during the summer presented students with options. Gaines, pictured right, with friends from high school. “It just didn’t seem very reasonable to return to campus,” said Gaines, who will major in health management policy in the Miami Herbert Business School. “I think it makes better sense to stay at home and not have to worry about room and board and paying for a meal plan when essentially I’d just be reserved to my dorm.” Borowsky agrees. “I have a lot of food allergies, as well as environmental allergies that I need to handle,” he said. “Knowing that I would probably be stuck in my room a lot of the time with allergies to dust and mold, as well as staying on top of my food allergies, it just is easier to stay home this year.” Even though Borowsky’s plans this summer look different than he thought they would, they have given him time to get more guests for two podcasts he hosts. “So far I think I have interviewed over 200 different NFL prospects,” Borowsky said. “The virus has definitely helped with guys having more free time to be able to do interviews during the summer.”

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Although her first semester at UM will be different than she anticipated, Gaines said she believes the transition will still be a smooth one. “The communication so far has been good,” Gaines said, “So if I do have any concerns or any issues with it, I think that there will be resources there to kind of help me make the transition easier.” Gaines said she was happy that she had a chance to tour campus prior to being accepted. The campus made an impression, she said. While Borowsky is putting off the start of his academic career for a year and Gaines is studying from home for the fall semester, freshman Justin Kinchen said he decided to be on campus, but he is delaying his move in to Stanford Residential College for a couple of months. Once October rolls around, Kinchen said he will enjoy participating in various music

ensembles offered at Frost. It’s not a matter of if but when, Kinchen said, of his eventual return to campus. He said he remains hopeful: “I think Covid has partially taken away from my excitement of starting college, but I think it will all work out properly in the end.” While Borowsky is putting off the start of his academic career for a year and Gaines is studying from home for the fall semester, freshman Justin Kinchen said he decided to be on campus, but he is delaying his move in to Stanford Residential College for a couple of months.

THE MIAMI HURRICANE The classical violin performance and jazz trumpet major in the Frost School of Music said he is staying at home with his parents in Indianapolis until Oct. 18. “I felt that with a few more months, Covid-19 will have less of an impact in our daily lives and fall break would be an easier time to begin the process of driving down and unpacking,” Kinchen said. He said he has been in touch with his roommate and looks forward to meeting him in October. But until then, Kinchen said he plans to practice in the safety of his home, where he has maintained a rigorous summer schedule that involves seven hours of daily practice: four hours of violin, two hours

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for trumpet and piano, and one hour of bass. Kinchen spent the last three months of his senior year online due to the pandemic but found it relatively simple to transition. That experience, he said, will help him prepare to take his UM classes remotely until October. Additionally, he said he has been working with a couple of Frost professors over the summer. Photo Courtesy of Justin Kinchen DORM DELAY: Freshman Justin Kinchen will start his classes remotely and join his classmates on campus in October.

First-year student excited to start college on-campus CAMPUS LIFE

By Thomas Sullivan & Ozzy Dominguez

Contributing News Writers

Carissa Niccoli, an incoming freshman at the University of Miami, is preparing for the start of her first semester of college. The 18 year-old from Windermere, Florida is set to be an elementary education major, specifically focussing on special education. She will be experiencing a different start to her college experience, as the university opens with extra precautions against the Covid-19 virus. Niccoli said she is excited to see how the University adapts to the virus when new students finally step foot on campus. “I’m excited to see how they’re gonna be able to have all the new freshmen meet each other,” Niccoli said. “I’m just proud in general of how the school is handling it.” Unlike many high school

Photo Courtesy of Jarryd Yun FRESH START: Carissa Niccoli (pictured) will be starting her first semester at UM on campus.

seniors across the country, Niccoli was able to have a high school graduation, but her final semester of high school was a difficult one, she said. “We had left for spring break and everything during spring

break was fine,” she said. “All of a sudden you had to stay inside, and that’s when I kind of realized that high school was over.” Niccoli did have some experience with online learning during her last semester of high school, but she said the adjustment was hard for both her and her teachers. “It was weird because the teachers didn’t really know how to use Zoom,” she said. “It was just a big mess.” Niccoli said part of the reason she wants to go to campus for class is because she appreciates the social aspect of being able to meet her classmates, and as a visual learner, being in the classroom is better for her. Niccoli has been spending a lot of her summer outdoors, and just trying to stay away

from being in indoors spaces where lots of people can be. As a resident of Florida she has gotten to spend a lot of time in nice weather, especially going to the beach and on the lake near her house with her friends. Despite the virus affecting her senior year, the time she spent at home helped Niccoli prepare for her future, she said, and made her more grateful as well. “I feel like it gave me a long enough break to know that I am fortunate enough to be going to college this semester,” she said.

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freshmen, one already has an incredible responsibility to uphold when entering your first year of college. The hard work and dedication you maintained in high school to bring you to this point doesn’t stop but continues as you enter the next phase of your life and academic career. Living through a pandemic and quarantining doesn’t change this but instead makes this part of your life much more important. We know that this pandemic has caused a great amount of disappointment when it comes to the moments in our life that need celebrating. Many of you have likely had no prom or spring dances, and had to be amongst the first class to virtually graduate. You will now be among the first class to reimagine what being a college student looks and feels like. The classic college experience centers around socially interacting with other students through orientation activities, parties and other functions. Even our school is one that boasts a heavy social rating. But in the era of coronavirus, students will do what they have always done time after time and come up with ingenious ways to make the semester the best, even if they don’t know what those ways are yet. If you’re looking for some sure-fire ways to

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make the best of your semester, here are some tips: 1. Come to college with an open mind. Everyone is still learning how to navigate this pandemic, so make sure to give yourself and others a break. 2. Get to know your

3. Read your emails. You will get tons of emails from clubs, housing, the Dean’s office, your major’s school, your advisor, and many others. It might get overwhelming, but I guarantee you will find a cool virtual event to attend or a scholarship opening! 4. Get c o m f o r t a b l e

“Living through a pandemic and quarantining doesn’t change this but instead makes this part of your life much more important.”

professors and advisors. This is the time to send crafty emails and participate in icebreakers during your Zoom calls. Creating a relationship with your teachers is a good way to get familiarized with the school, connect to the subject you’re learning and potentially gain a mentor.

with meeting friends virtually. It’s awkward at first and will take energy from both sides but making new friends is always worth it. 5. Create a schedule and stick to it. Whether you are doing classes strictly online or a hybrid learning technique, it’s always in your best interest to plan out times for studying and socializing.

6. Lastly, try to have fun! Freshman year goes by so quickly,and while we’re quarantined and social distancing, you still want to look back with no regrets. Make sure to look out for those who are facilitating spaces where you can make memories! Transitioning into college life has never been easy and the struggles of being a college student are exasperated by the pandemic’s conditions. We urge you to do your part as a student to enjoy this time as much as you can and to always demand administration to support students however they seem fit. Together, we can make this year a successful one. Editorials represent the majority view of The Miami Hurricane editorial board

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Don’t mask the fun of wearing a mask

By John A. Quelch

Contributing Columnist

Rising positive cases of Covid-19 are motivating more people to wear masks more regularly in public. But there remain many holdouts and President Trump donning a mask to visit a hospital recently, where it’s compulsory, is hardly a ringing endorsement. There’s a surprisingly large group of people who simply don’t know that masks will work for them. According to a recent CNN report that cites published studies examined by the World Health Organization, the risk of contracting the virus is 17.4

percent if you don’t wear a mask, versus 3.1 percent if you do. This ignorance is partly a result of government messaging early in the crisis that masks would not prevent you from catching the virus but would only prevent you from giving it to others. The purpose here was to prevent a consumer run on masks at a time when there was insufficient supply. In addition to those who don’t know the facts, there are five distinct groups of conscious mask rejectors. First are the Invincibles, those at Covid parties who regard themselves as invulnerable to the virus and likely to recover quickly or be asymptomatic if they catch it. They are, sadly, self-absorbed and unconcerned about the common good. A second partially overlapping group are the Fashionistas, usually young singles who find wearing a mask undermines their self-image and ability to

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socialize effectively. A third group are the Fatalists, people (including some evangelical ministers) who put their trust in a higher authority to protect them and believe they are fated or not fated to contract the virus. These are the folks who might also refuse to take a vaccine, if and when available. Fourth are the Libertarians, people who consciously put individual freedom ahead of the common good and view not wearing a mask as a political statement. Many of those attending Trump rallies fall into this category. Fifth are Front-line Workers, a group that embraces a large swath of employees from health care providers to grocery store clerks to construction workers. They are compelled to wear masks for long hours on the job who understandably want to take them off during their lunch breaks or after work. Simply making mask-

wearing mandatory in public places and imposing fines will motivate some of the people in these five groups to comply, but not all. And the compliance that does occur will erode quickly if there’s a significant minority who defy authority, too many to arrest or fine. Creative solutions beyond mask mandates, both financial and motivational, are needed to help us return to normal while reducing risk. For example, a pay-by-phone app could be quickly adapted to ration and sell access to popular public spaces such as area parks and beaches with smart phone tracking of subscribers enabling fines for overstaying a maximum stay of one or two hours. Meanwhile, mask compliance can also be motivated by relevant messaging tailored to each of the five rejector groups. In some cases, sharing the facts clearly and consistently will work. Broad appeals to community

responsibility can be reinforced by underscoring the risk to family members and friends. But to motivate young people who are partying outdoors, we need to focus on peer pressure. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk; and they don’t let friends forget to wear their masks. Let’s have young people make it clear that it’s not cool, in fact it’s plain dumb, not to wear masks. Adding humor to the messaging can increase its impact. More people will wear face coverings as they become fashion statements in different colors, with different designs. And celebrities with big social media followings among young people can also increase adherence. Don’t just mandate masks. Make masks fun. John A. Quelch is a professor of Marketing and Dean of the University of Miami Patti and Allan Herbert Business School.

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Covid-proof activities to keep your freshman year exciting

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As many already know, the upcoming semester will be one unlike any other and certainly not the party-packed, druginduced experience coming-ofage movies prepared us for. But, that does not mean it still cannot be one to remember. With classes both online and in person, the new hybrid system still allows new ‘Canes the opportunity to take in the breathtaking scenery that is a staple of the University of Miami experience, while continuing students return to the place they’ve come to call home. And, while the class of 2024 won’t get to experience their first tailgate parties or take the annual welcome week “U” formation picture just yet, there is still plenty to do. For those interested in exploring campus, the Gifford Arboretum is the perfect place to start. Home to a beautiful array of flowers, unique trees and only a short walk from the majestic creatures that reside in Lake Osceola, the arboretum is a relaxing and peaceful

place to go for a walk, study quietly or practice yoga and/or meditation. With the uncertain time we are currently in, it could even be the perfect place to have a picnic with friends while keeping proper social distancing and sanitization techniques in mind. For those less comfortable with being out unless absolutely necessary, do not fret. Below, you’ll find a list of Covid-friendly activities to keep you interested this fall, most completely doable from the comfort of your own living space: 1. Binge watch new and old favorite shows on Netflix, HBO, Hulu or Amazon Prime. UM provides HBO for free to resident students, and both Hulu and Amazon have student discounts for those who don’t already have access. 2. Read a book. Discover the magic that is your imagination, then recommend it to your friends. After, you guys can discuss what your favorite parts were and how you would adapt it to fit the TV or silver screen. 3. Create collages or pieces of art using materials you find

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at home– fun and sustainable! 4. Make a playlist for your friends. 5. Go for a run, walk or bike ride. 6. Scrapbook and gift it to a loved one. In times like this, reminding your friends and family how much you value them goes a long way. Alternatively, keep it for yourself. 50 years from now, you’ll want nothing more than to look back at all the

amazing memories you made during your first year of college. 7. Organize your closet and donate (or resell) the clothes you no longer wear. 8. Download Duolingo, and try to learn a new language! In a city as diverse as Miami, being multilingual– or knowing even a few words in a different language– will take you a long way.

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9. Attend virtual club meetings! UM has hundreds of student organizations, many of which will now be operating via Zoom or in-person with social distancing rules. Do not let covid stop you from discovering a new passion, rekindling an old one or even meeting the friends who will later become your bridesmaids/groomsmen.

THE within MIAMI HURRICANE Best places to eat walking distance of campus

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Great Great places places to to eat eat within within walking walking distance distance Ohho Noodles Market 0.8 miles from Stanford-Hecht 0.2 miles from Mahoney-Pearson Located just across the street from campus, Ohho offers takeaway options, noodle bowls, dim sum and several other asian dishes.

Moon Thai & Japanese 0.8 miles from Stanford-Hecht 0.3 miles from Mahoney-Pearson

Madruga Ave

Boasting a large menu of both Thai and Japanese favorites, including a large sushi selection, curry entrees, bowls and more.

Shake Shack 0.7 miles from Stanford-Hecht 0.9 miles from Mahoney-Pearson

Raw Juice

S Dixie Hwy

Ponce De Leon Blvd

Perfect for your late night milkshake, burger or fries cravings, Shake Shack is located right across from UM’s Mark Light Baseball Stadium.

0.7 miles from Stanford-Hecht 1.0 miles from Mahoney-Pearson Text: With several locations around South Florida, Raw Juce is a favorite for vegan snacks, fresh juices and acai bowls.

Madruga Bakery Miami’s Best Pizza 0.7 miles from Stanford-Hecht 0.9 miles from Mahoney-Pearson Text: Miami’s Best Pizza’s doors first opened in 1970, and since then it has become a fan-favorite among locals. Enjoy what many consider the best pizza around at an affordable price.

0.8 miles from Stanford-Hecht 1.0 miles from Mahoney-Pearson

Spring Chicken

For the perfect buttery croissant or handcrafted latte, take a short walk over to Madruga Bakery. Fit for breakfast, lunch or a pick-me-up, this spot has everything from morning oatmeal to savory cafe sandwiches.

0.8 miles from Stanford-Hecht 1.0 miles from Mahoney-Pearson A step up from southern fast food, Spring Chicken combines quick, homestyle favorites with a modern twist.

Sushi Runner 1.1 miles from Stanford-Hecht 1.4 miles from Mahoney-Pearson Both quick and cheap, Sushi Runner has a huge sushi menu with many themed options.

3 Chefs and a Chicken 0.9 miles from Stanford-Hecht 1.2 miles from Mahoney-Pearson Known for their chicken and rice bowls, 3 Chefs and a Chicken serves healthy options with generous portions.

Sunset Drive Rice 1.1 miles from Stanford-Hecht 1.4 miles from Mahoney-Pearson With quick takeout or eat-in options, Rice serves healthy mediterrean bowls and dishes.

La Pizza 1.2 miles from Stanford-Hecht 1.4 miles from Mahoney-Pearson With pizza, pasta and salad options, La Pizza serves up tasty Italian food at moderate prices.

Miu’s Tea Akashi

1.3 miles from Stanford-Hecht 1.5 miles from Mahoney-Pearson

1.1 miles from Stanford-Hecht 1.4 miles from Mahoney-Pearson

A favorite among UM students, Miu’s Tea offers a variety of customizable teas from milky boba teas to refreshing fruity options.

Considered by many to be the best sushi spot near campus, Akashi features a large variety of sushi and japanese dishes.

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Cecile Bakery + Cafe 1.2 miles from Stanford-Hecht 1.5 miles from Mahoney-Pearson For a quiet Sunday brunch or quick pastry, patrons at Cecile Bakery and Cafe can enjoy classic cafe food and French favorites.

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A freshman’s guide to surviving Miami By Jordan Lewis Culture Editor

So, you’ve decided to move to Miami. You’ve registered for classes, added “UMiami ‘24” to your Instagram bio and bought everything in sight at Bed, Bath and Beyond’s “Back to School” sale. Now what? First off, congratulations! Welcome to the ‘Canes family, and welcome to this beautiful city that will be your home for the next four years. But, buckle up— you’re in for the ride of your life. Moving to a new city with all new people is already a lot to take in. Moving to one like Miami–a city characterized by its neverending energy and festivities and a world-wide hub for cultural exchange–can be completely overwhelming. That is where we come in. Here at UM, we have a saying that goes “’Canes Care for ‘Canes.” When we say we’re here to help, we mean it, and we are. So, we’ve compiled a beginner’s guide to two of the most defining aspects of our university and its surrounding areas: the Spanish language and Cuban food. Of course, these are both things you will pick up further with experience—that’s part of the fun. But, having a place to start definitely make the adjustment easier. Below you’ll find some basic Spanish phrases to help you navigate your first semester at the U and a list of the best Cuban restaurants in the area. Enjoy, and Go ‘Canes!

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Are making basic conversation: ¡Hola! – Hello ¡Buenos días! – Good morning! ¡Buenas tardes! – Good evening! ¿Cómo te llamas? – What is your name? Me llamo… – My name is… ¿Cómo estás? – How are you? Are ordering or dining out: Una mesa para dos, tres, cuatro… – A table for two, three, four… Por favor – Please Soy vegetariano(a). – I am a vegetarian. No como… – I don’t eat… Salud! – Cheers! Me gustaría… – I would like… ¿Qué recomiendas? – What do you recommend? Quisiera la cuenta, por favor. – I would like the check, please. Are lost or confused: Estoy perdido – I’m lost ¿Dónde está…? – Where is…? El baño – The bathroom La estación de autobuses – The bus station El tren – The train El restaurante – The restaurant El aeropuerto – The Airport El supermercado – The grocery store ¿Dónde puedo encontrar a alguien que hable inglés? – Where can I find someone who speaks English?

Have an Uber driver who seems lost or confused: A la derecha – To the right A la izquierda – To the left Derecho – Straight ahead En la esquina – At the corner Have literally no idea what’s going on or just need clarification: ¿Qué? – What? ¿Puede ayudarme? – Can you help me? ¿Puede repetirlo? – Can you say that again? No entiendo. – I don’t understand. No hablo español. – I don’t speak Spanish. ¿Puedes hablar más despacio? – Can you speak more slowly? ¿Qué significa …? – What does … mean? Are saying goodbye: Adiós – Goodbye ¡Buenas noches! – Goodnight! ¡Hasta luego! – See you later! Miscellaneous: Sí – Yes No – No Claro – Of course Nunca – Never No se preocupe – Don’t worry (about it) ¡Lo siento! – Sorry! Perdón – Excuse me

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BEST PLACES TO GET CUBAN FOOD IN MIAMI

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Nicknamed “Little Cuba” for a reason, one of the best ways to experience the rich culture which encapsulates the city of Miami is through food. While there are a plethora of Cuban restaurants on every corner, some are

undoubtedly better than others. Here are our favorites for Cuban food and their tasty desserts:

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Happy Vegan Bakers’ Café 2800 W 84th St., Hialeah Gardens Open 9am to 2pm daily, closed Wednesdays @happyveganbakers on Instagram Open for both breakfast and lunch, Happy Vegan Bakers’ Café is a womanowned, Miami-based business that prides itself on their vegan pastelitos and– as their slogan claims– providing “the vegan version of everything you love to eat.” Havana Harry’s 4612 S Le Jeune Rd. Open Sunday-Thursday 8am to 10pm, Friday-Saturday 8am to 11pm @havanaharrys on Instagram Open for lunch, dinner and late night dining, Havana Harry’s has been one of Miami’s premier Cuban-American fusion restaurants since 1995. Their extensive menu offers

everything from pasta to sandwiches to seafood, and, amid the coronavirus pandemic, the restaurant has begun offering both take out and delivery. La Palma 6091 SW 8th St. Open 24 hours When the weather drops below the typical trend of intense heat and humidity, true Miamians know La Palma is the place to go. Known for their churros and hot chocolate, La Palma has been serving up smiles and tasty treat to locals and visitors alike for the past 32 years. Pinecrest Bakery 1144 SW 67th Ave. Open 24 hours @pinecrestbakery on Instagram With almost 20 locations sprinkled throughout the greater Miami area and recently expanding into the restaurant industry under the name “Pinecrest Restaurant and Bar,” Pinecrest Bakery serves

everything from pastelitos to pizza. The bakery offers homestyle food in generous portions, now available through contactless delivery on Ubereats, Doordash, Grubhub and Postmates. Versailles 3555 SW 8th St. Monday-Thursday 8am to 1am, Friday-Saturday 8am to 2:30am, Sunday 9am-1a @versaillesmiami on Instagram Priding itself on being “the world’s most famous Cuban restaurant,” Versailles has been serving South Florida since 1971. With large menus for both lunch and dinner, this restaurant offers individual meals along with family specials and a full service bar, and is often the first stop for both local and national public figures.

A freshman’s guide to surviving Miami By Jaime Harn Senior Editor

After long hours of packing, unpacking and preparing for what will certainly be an unusual semester due to the coronavirus pandemic, it will come time to finally say goodbye to family members. But, before they leave, make sure to have a last meal together and check out one of these restaurants located in Coral Gables. They are the perfect places to say goodbye while enjoying some delicious food. However, per Miami-Dade County rules, restaurants with seating for more than eight people are limited to outdoor dining, with each table limited to four people and are only open from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Takeout and delivery services are also available.

Ichimi

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Price- $ Ichimi, located just about 10 minutes from the university, is a quick and casual dining spot that serves reasonably-priced Japanese foods such as noodles, bao buns and rice dishes. While their menu might not be the biggest, be sure to check this place out if you or your family are in the mood for a deliciously authentic meal.

Cibo Wine Bar

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Price- $$$ Situated on the famous Miracle Mile, Cibo is the perfect restaurant for families looking for a more upscale place to say their goodbyes. This restaurant offers a rustic yet modern atmosphere while serving classic Italian dishes. Cibo has been featured in many newspapers and magazines across Miami for their excellent menu selections.

Hillstone

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Price- $$$ Known for their wide variety of foods, Hillstone has been serving the Coral Gables community for almost 15 years. While there are other Hillstone restaurants across the United States, this location is best known for their fresh and classic sushi rolls as well as their simple, yet well-crafted entrees such as the cheeseburger or crispy chicken sandwich.

Farinelli 1937

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Price- $$ Farinelli 1937 is an authentic Italian pizzeria located in Coconut Grove. They are known for their casual yet charming aesthetic vibe and wide variety of pizzas. Order a couple of appetizers like the calamari or carpaccio and a pizza or two and it will be a perfect meal to share with the family. End the night with some classic Italian desserts such tiramisu or cannoli.

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One of the best Argentinian restaurants in the area, Graziano’s offers large entrees such as steaks and pasta or traditional Argentinian pastries such as the empanada to quickly grab and go. But, if you’re not in a hurry, stay a little longer and try some Latin desserts like the panqueques con dulce de leche and torta balcarce.

Strata in the Grove

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Whether it be dinner or brunch, LuLu is the place to go. Located in the heart of Coconut Grove, they are known for their amazing pasta dishes and wide variety of waffles. LuLu is always packed with people, so expect longer wait times. But, there will always be amazing service. Anyone from the University of Miami will tell you that this place is a must.

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Labeled one of the best Italian restaurants in Coral Gables, Strata is another good option as a last meal for families parting ways. Whether you order a traditional pasta dish like the fettuccine al ragu or a pizza to share, there really is no wrong option at this place. And if you’re not full yet, take a look at the dessert menu and order a cannoli (or two).

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Sawa Restaurant & Lounge

Price- $$$ Located in the Shops at Merrick Park, Sawa Restaurant & Lounge is the perfect place to go with your parents. With a menu consisting of Mediterranean and Japanese dishes, there is sure to be something for everyone. Some items included are burgers, naan pockets and sushi rolls. Afterwards, everyone can enjoy a wide range of desserts such as Thai donuts, a chocolate soufflé or an assortment of baklava. After the meal is all done, you and your parents can walk around Merrick Park before heading back to UM.

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Greenstreet Cafe

Price- $$ From breakfast to dinner, Greenstreet offers your typical American food but in a more sophisticated, upscale fashion. Even before the pandemic spread, Greenstreet was already known for their outdoor dining experience, which is set up like a lounge. Located in Coconut Grove, this place is also a Miami must, and it’s only a short distance from the university.

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Photo by Jared Lennon FOOTBALL FERVOR: Redshirt Senior quarterback D’Eriq King throws the ball during the second day of Miami’s spring training on March 3 at the Greentree Practice Facility.

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Football this fall will be different By Isabella Didio Sports Editor

After a disappointing 2019 season where the Hurricanes went 6-7 and ended the year on a three-game losing streak, second-year head coach Manny Diaz went searching for answers outside of Coral Gables. What Diaz came back with was a young, new offensive coordinator, a fifth-year veteran quarterback, a young new offensive coordinator, a top defensive player and a slew of new supporting coaches. Miami’s biggest offseason move was hiring offensive coordinator Rhett Lashlee from

Southern Methodist University. Lashlee, at 37 years old, pioneered a very successful spread offense at SMU that averaged 41.8 points per game last season, the fifth highest scoring offense in college football. Lashlee hopes to revamp Miami’s offense by implementing a spread offense that will take advantage of the skilled players Miami has on the offensive side of the ball. The offense will run through D’Eriq King, a graduate transfer quarterback from the University of Houston. King arrived at Miami in January and was named the starting quarterback in late July. According to the William Hill Sportsbook, King is ranked

sixth at odds of 20-1 to win the Heisman Trophy. King will have a slew of talented receivers and tight ends to throw to, including 2019 Mackey Award finalist Brevin Jordan. The tight end had 35 receptions for 495 yards last season despite missing three games. Cam’Ron Harris will take most of the snaps at running back. New offensive line coach Garin Justice, the former offensive coordinator at University of Nevada, Las Vegas, was tasked with improving Miami’s offensive line that gave up 51 sacks last season, the most among Power 5 teams. But all six starting offensive lineman from

last season are returning. Quincey Roche, a transfer defensive end from Temple University, was the other big name the Hurricanes landed in the offseason. Roche will play alongside redshirt sophomore defensive end Greg Rousseau, who garnered national attention last year after he recorded 15.5 sacks and 19.5 tackles for loss. Rousseau is a sure-fire first round pick, with some NFL analysts placing him in the top five of the 2021 NFL Draft. Beyond these two star pass-rushers, however, Miami has a lot of personnel to replace on defense, especially at linebacker, with the departure of Shaq Quarterman and Michael

Pinckney. Returning linebacker Zach McCloud will fill one of the two lineback spots, but the other is up for grabs. Miami’s 2020 schedule will look different this year because of Covid-19. The Hurricanes will play 10 games against ACC teams and one non-conference game. The dates and locations have yet to be determined, but Miami will face Florida State, Georgia Tech, North Carolina, Pittsburgh and Virginia at home and will travel to play Clemson, Louisville, North Carolina State, Virginia Tech and Wake Forest. The nonconference game has not been determined, but it will be played at Hard Rock Stadium.

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Student athletes that you need to know By Isabella Didio Sports Editor

Estela Perez-Somarriba In terms of accolades, women’s tennis player Estela Perez-Somarriba has more than you can count on two hands. The fifth year senior won the NCAA singles title in 2019, broke the UM record for most single victories this past January with 141 wins, is a two-

work towards her masters in sports administration on an ACC Postgraduate Scholarship as one of just 50 ACC students awarded that scholarship. D’Eriq King Miami’s quarterback struggles will hopefully be non-existent this season with the arrival D’Eriq King, a graduate transfer from the University of Houston, who will be at the helm of the

NCAA Women’s Pentathlon Championship because of the pandemic. Originally from North Port, Florida, Atherley has had success on the track since the moment she began competing as a Hurricane. In the 2019 indoor season alone, Atherley was a USTFCCCA Indoor All-American First Team, ACC Women’s Field Performer of the Year, 2019 ACC Indoor Field MVP and the 2019 ACC Indoor Pentathlon Champion. Most recently she competed for Team USA at the Thorpe Cup in Germany last summer, in what was her first, but most definitely not her last, international meet. Prior to the pandemic, Atherley was training for the 2020 Olympics, where she hoped to qualify. Atherley will earn her Master’s of Public Administration at the end of the 2020-2021 school year. Chris Lykes Short in stature, but large in presence, Chris Lykes is the floor general for the Miami Hurricanes men’s basketball

Photo Courtesy of Nate Barrett SPEEDY SUPERSTAR: Michelle Atherley competes in Day 3 of the 2019 NCAA Track and Field Outdoor Championships in Austin, TX.

team. Standing at 5’7, Lykes is just about as quick as point guards come and uses his speed as his offensive weapon. The senior has proven how effectively he can score the basketball, whether it be a perimeter shot, a floater in the paint or a hard take to the basket. In the 2019-2020 season, Lykes led Miami in

scoring (15.4ppg), assists (2.4) and steals (1.1). The Maryland native has developed into the leader of the Hurricanes and will look to bring his team back into a winning record after a disappointing 16-16 (7-13 ACC) record. Lykes is a sports administration major with a minor in marketing.

Photo Courtesy of Jared Lennon TENNIS TITAN: Estela Perez-Somarriba chases down the ball during the Miami Spring Invite in Coral Gables, FL.

time ACC player of the year and four-time All-American. Perez-Somarriba, a native of Spain, was the recipient of the prestigious 2019 Honda Sports Award, an award given to the best collegiate women’s tennis player. After her chance at defending her 2019 NCAA title was cut short due to Covid-19, Perez-Somarriba made the decision to stay at Miami for a fifth year with the hopes of winning another singles title. “It was a challenging decision, but I’m really attached to UM and finishing my college career the way I always dreamt of it important to me,” she said in a statement. Perez-Somarriba graduated with a 3.928 GPA and a degree in economics in May and will

Miami offense as the team’s starting quarterback. At Houston, King had 78 total touchdowns, 4,925 passing yards and 1,421 rushing yards despite starting in just 22 games. King had a remarkable 2018 season at Houston, where he recorded 50 total touchdowns, 14 of which were rushing, threw for 2,982 yards and ran for 674 yards. “What he did two years ago at Houston has not been done very often in college football history,” Miami head coach Manny Diaz said in February. Michelle Atherley Like Perez-Somarriba, track and field star Michelle Atherley missed out on her chance to defend her 2019

Photo Credit// Jared Lennon COURTSIDE CONTROL: Then-Junior Guard Chris Lykes brings the ball down court during the Hurricanes’ game versus Boston College on Feb.

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A history of greatness: Sports moments that made the U By Isabella Didio Sports Editor

The U. People know the University of Miami by that very simple moniker. It’s also the name of a pair of ESPN 30 for 30 documentaries which capture the storied past of UM’s famed football team. A trademark. A claim to fame. But also a one-of-a-kind identity, uniting all of South Florida, a brand as well-known nationwide as the concept of college athletics itself. That is what ‘The U’ means. Any Hurricane fan knows the significance of 1983, 1987, 1989, 1991 and 2001. Each of those autumns would culminate in a football national championship ring for the boys in orange and green. The high school football talent gold mine that is MiamiDade, Broward and Palm Beach counties form the ‘State of

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Miami,’ feeding the Hurricanes with football’s next generation of superstars. For decades, the ‘Canes called the Miami Orange Bowl home. The rugged stadium sat where Marlins Park is today,

in the heart of Little Havana. What this gridiron venue lacked in fan comfort and amenities was made up for in character and home field advantage. The steel bleachers trapped in a deafening amount of noise, and the tropical weather gave Miami a n

added edge. The Hurricanes won 58 consecutive home games between 1985 and 1994, a record that still stands today. The Orange Bowl was torn down after the 2007 season, and the Canes moved to their current home at Hard Rock Stadium to share with the Dolphins. Longtime ‘Canes fans felt the move north was related to the program’s decline in on-field performance. The next decadeplus would present a fair share of ups and downs. But times and fortunes of old may be slowly returning to Miami. The Orange Bowl may be gone, but Hard Rock Stadium’s recent renovations have recreated the hostile environment that makes it so hard to defeat the homestanding Hurricanes. And head coach Manny Diaz—a Miami native himself—may be rebuilding the invisible fence needed to keep high-end recruits to play for the home team. A number of gameday traditions define the UM football experience. To begin every game, the team runs through the smoke. Touchdown Tommy is fired after each Hurricane score. The Frost Band of the Hour helps pump up the crowd each game, and each player, coach and fan holds up four fingers between the

HURRICANE HEROES: Co-MVP Wide Receiver Andre Johnson hoists the Sears Trophy following the Canes’ 37-14 win over Nebraska in the 2002 Rose Bowl BCS National Championship Game,

third and fourth quarter. This is because the game is always won in the fourth quarter. After the final whistle—win or lose— the team sings the alma mater together along with the fans. Rich traditions and storied histories aren’t limited to football. Miami’s baseball program arguably put the whole sport of collegiate baseball on the national map, with the help of longtime head coach Ron Frazier—also known as The Wizard of College Baseball. The ‘Canes have won four national titles—two under Frazier and two under Jim Morris. And delicious Mark Light Milkshakes satisfy fans at the ballpark each spring. Unbeknownst to most Hurricane fans, one of the most significant pieces of UM athletic history doesn’t belong to football, baseball or even basketball. The men’s tennis program holds the distinction of holding the all-time NCAA record for consecutive victories in any sport, where from 195764, the team won 137 dual matches in a row. This mark will almost certainly stand for the foreseeable future, if not permanently. UM holds a proud past. Across all sports, the university holds a list of successes and traditions going back generations. The U is more than just a letter. It is something that means everything to the university, its student-athletes and its fans in Greater Miami and far beyond.

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A look back at UM’s 2020 baseball season

Photo Credit// Josh Halpert LEGENDARY LINEUP: Members of the Hurricanes Baseball team line up for the national anthem before their game versus Kent State on Feb. 19, at Mark Light Field in Coral Gables, FL.

By Isabella Didio Sports Editor

In sports, they always say to play like it’s your last game. In 2020, the Miami Hurricanes baseball team learned this the hard way, when the season was cancelled as it was seemingly just beginning. UM spent a week ranked No. 1 in the nation. They boasted arguably the best weekend starting rotation. And after opening the Atlantic Coast Conference season with a threegame sweep of Pittsburgh, the ‘Canes looked to be finding their groove just in time for the thick of the schedule. But between a midweek win at No. 12 Central Florida and a conference road series at Virginia Tech, Miami was faced

was heartbreaking news: their promising season was being suspended immediately due to Covid-19. Less than a week later, the seemingly inevitable decision of an absolute cancellation was confirmed. With a 12-4 record and a 3-0 ACC mark, hopes of a College World Series appearance or even a national championship were dashed by circumstances outside of the team’s control. But better news would soon greet the Hurricanes. The NCAA gave all spring sport student-athletes an extra year of eligibility to make up for missed time in 2020. And a number of the program’s stars would get called to move on up to the next step in their careers. That pitching staff that was so dominant in 2020? Major

League Baseball organizations also got word about how valuable each arm was. Sophomore Slade Cecconi was picked up by the Arizona Diamondbacks with the 33 rd overall selection. Junior Chris McMahon went soon after at No. 46 to the Colorado Rockies. And senior Brian Van Belle signed a free agent contract with the Boston Red Sox after an extraordinary 2020 campaign in Coral Gables, logging a 0.68 ERA and 38 strikeouts over four starts. “Van Belle coined the term ‘three-headed monster’ and people would all say it a lot, but it was true,” Cecconi said through MiamiHurricanes. c o m . “ The three of us would go out there every weekend and everyone would know how it was

going to be. He was going to lock it down on Friday, McMahon was going to lock it down Saturday and I was going to try and lock it down on Sunday, so it’s just three great arms going out there and competing every weekend to help our team win. We all motivated each other. The biggest thing was just the work ethic and competitiveness we had. No matter who was throwing which day, we all wanted to go out there and push each other to be the best we can be.” Joining the three starting pitchers in signing professional contracts was relief hurler Tyler Keysor (free agent, Cincinnati Reds) and shortstop Freddy Zamora (53rd overall pick, Milwaukee Brewers).

While it may seem as through this crop of talent is irreplaceable, fans can bet the Canes will come back even stronger in 2021. Almost the entire batting order will return, featuring impact hitters in catcher Adrian Del Castillo, first baseman Alex Toral, and third baseman Raymond Gil. Bullpen pieces Daniel Federman and JP Gates will make bigger contributions on the mound, while an incoming freshman class ranked second nationally by Perfect Game will help keep Miami in an elite group of teams.

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Keep Our Campus Healthy Over the summer, the University of Miami worked hard to create a campus environment where we can all live, learn, and work safely together. Now it’s up to each of us to protect the campus and people we love by helping to slow the spread of COVID-19. Here’s how.

Wear a face covering Face coverings are mandatory at all times while in public spaces, whether indoors or outdoors.

Wash your hands Wash your hands often with soap and water for at least 20 seconds. If soap and water are not readily available, use hand sanitizer.

Practice physical distancing Stay at least 6 feet away from others, do not gather in groups, and avoid contact greetings.

When it comes to keeping the ’Canes family safe and healthy, now more than ever, We Are One U. Visit coronavirus.miami.edu for regular updates.

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You’re still a virgin? Dear V, It’s about to be my freshman year of college and I’m still a virgin. It’s not like I’ve avoided sex, but it just wasn’t one of my prioirities. Sex doesn’t even seem like a big deal to me. I just don’t want to be judged. What should I do? Sincerely, The 18-year old Virgin

Have a question for V? Email

dearv@themiamihurricane.com.

The most extraordinary part of college is that you are about to enter a space where no one knows who you are. Finally, you are independent enough to spin your own narrative. Whether that entails the truth or not is at your own discretion. Am I telling you to lie? Maybe. I’ve told my share of tall tales in order to avoid some judgement here and there, but unless you’ve got some Gemini in you, these tales could snowball into a deceitful snowball of selfdestruction. So, if you are going to lie, keep it reasonable and short.

There is a possibility that you will find yourself laid on top of some cheap waterbed this semester, anxious that your partner is about to realize you are more of a cherry float then a seasoned expert. Keep in mind that these sexual expectations do not have to be fulfilled. The social construct of virginity requiring some kind of penetration is just an excuse to endure some boring missionary for six minutes to join the “big boys club.” Remember in 2017, when that teen model auctioned off her virginity for $2.9 million dollars? I could probably start selling my own sloppy seconds for at least $38 a pop with that kind of evaluation. This weird

analysis of a person’s sexual history as if it adds or detracts value to the human being should die with the other sexist, racist and homophboic ideals the baby boomer Generation expected us to follow. Nothing is actually “lost” the first time you have sex. You just get to be horny and gross with another person instead of yourself for a change. Regardless of your loss of your virginity or not, you’ll always have the same box it came in.

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