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Vol. 93, Issue 10 | Sept. 29 - Oct. 1, 2014

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Duke Johnson’s total rushing yards

Miami’s win breaks Duke’s 12-game regular season win streak.

Miami has a 10-2 all-time record against Duke.

Canes chart new course

The Canes defeated the Duke Blue Devils 22-10 in Saturday’s game at Sun Life Stadium. Improved defense proved helpful against last year’s ACC champions.

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Senior linebacker Denzel Perryman was given a 15yard unsportsman-like conduct penalty for doing 10 push-ups after he missed a near interception. Four plays later, he intercepted, securing the Miami win.

Brad Kaaya’s passing yards DESIGN BY SARBANI GHOSH DATA COMPILED FROM HURRICANESPORTS.COM

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CAMPUS LIFE

Campus initiative strives to ban bottled water Freshmen urged to take bottle-free pledge

BY MARLEE LISKER NEWS EDITOR

For the past several years, the Alumni Center and Green U have partnered together to offer incoming freshman reusable water bottles during orientation.

This year, the bottles served a bigger purpose, as they were a part of the new oncampus initiative Take Back the Tap. Take Back the Tap is coordinated by the national nonprofit organization Food & Water Watch, which encourages college campuses to take a pledge to stop drinking bottled water.

Several UM organizations, including Green U, the Alumni Center and ECO, the energy conservation branch of Student Government, collaborated to create the bottles given to new students at orientation.

Each water bottle had an attached flyer with facts about conserving water and Take Back the Tap. The goal was to encourage new students to take the pledge to be bottle-free and inform them about the benefits. According to the Food & Water Watch website, two of

the reasons to switch from bottled water to tap water is the high cost of bottled water and the environmental hazards associated with the disposal of plastic water bottles.

Senior Randall Seenandan first heard about Take Back the Tap in 2012 during an Atlantic Coast Conference leadership symposium held at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. The symposium focused on water conservation.

Seenandan, who is the leadership program coordinator at the Butler Center, was then inspired to start a water conservation program at UM. “I realized that their message was in line with what I wanted to do as far as bringing back something to our campus,” he said.

Ben Slavin, the e-board chair of ECO, helped encourage students to switch to reusable bottles. He said that ECO partnered with facilities to help add water bottle refilling stations to water fountains around campus.

“Gradually, I think the biggest thing that we’re shooting for is culture change on campus,” he said. “That was the goal in targeting the freshman class specifically.”

Junior Natasha Koermer, who works with Seenandan at the Butler Center, part-

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According to Food & Water Watch, tap water is more strictly regulated than bottled, as it is regulated by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA).

Bottled water, on the other hand, is regulated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), which, according to the Food & Water Watch website “has a poor record of protecting consumer health and safety.”

The EPA regulates for more than 90 contaminants. However, an article published in the New York Times in 2010 stated that there were more than 60,000 chemicals used in the U.S. Justin Stoler, a geography professor who teaches a class on safe drinking water, said that the health risks associated with these chemicals is still not totally understood. However, he believes that the other benefits of reusable water bottles, such as the environmental and economic benefits, make them a “more socially responsible” option.

HOMECOMING CONCERT TICKETS

GUANTANAMO MEMORY PROJECT

Hurricane Productions and the Concerts Committee are bringing Matt and Kim and Fabolous to campus as this year’s Homecoming concert performers. Tickets will be available from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. beginning Monday at the University Center ticket window. The ticket window is open Monday to Friday.

All students with a valid Cane Card can pick up one ticket. If tickets remain, students may pick up guest tickets beginning Oct. 6. Faculty and staff with a valid Cane Card may pick up two tickets beginning Wednesday from the Student Activities Center Room 206, which is open Monday to Friday from 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m.

There are two types of tickets: general admission floor (GA Floor) and general admission seats (GA Seats). Floor tickets are available for students only. Floor tickets will be distributed on a first-come, firstserved basis.

The University of Miami’s Office of Civic and Community Engagement will host a reception and panel discussion for the Guantanamo Public Memory Project in partnership with the Miami Herald and University of Miami Libraries.

The opening reception will take place at 6 p.m. Monday in the College of Arts and Sciences Gallery. The project is a traveling exhibit that seeks to build public awareness of the history of the U.S. naval station at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba. It aims to foster conversation about the future of it and the policies it shapes.

Panelists at Monday’s opening include Carol Rosenberg of the Miami Herald, Christina Frohock of the University of Miami School of Law, and Madhya Husta, a former Cuban community assistance program manager. The exhibit will be on display until Oct. 31.

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nered with him to work on Take Back the Tap. “What it comes down to is that unsafe water is common in all parts of the developing world,” she said. “I think it’s a commodity that we take for granted in the United States.”

Last year, Koermer and Seenandan worked together with organizations like Engineers Without Borders, STRIVE and ECO to host World Water Day during spring 2014. During the event, students had the chance to sign a banner that said “I Pledge to Take Back the Tap.” Moving forward, Seenandan hopes to increase student involvement in Take Back the Tap. He would like to initiate a partial ban of water bottles on campus, starting with the Student Activities Center (SAC). That would mean banning the sale of bottles in the SAC and making events held there bottle-free.

Teddy L’Houtellier, the sustainability manager for Green U, said there are popular misconceptions about the safety of drinking tap water.

For example, he explained that issues with the taste of tap water are more often related to the plumbing or pumping systems than to the water quality itself.

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TAKE BACK THE TAP For more information on Take Back the Tap and to take the pledge to be water bottle-free, visit foodandwaterwatch.org.

PREVENTING AGGRESSION CONFERENCE The University of Miami’s School of Education and Human Development is partnering with the Melissa Institute for Violence Prevention and Treatment to host a bullying conference from 8:30 a.m. to noon on Friday in the Newman Alumni Center.

The conference will address aggression and bullying in schools and the community, as well as ways to address the issues. Workshop participants will discuss elements for families, groups and children experiencing behavioral problems associated with aggression and will formulate ways to engage the community. To attend, visit melissainstitute.org. The deadline to register is Tuesday.

Emily Dabau may be emailed at edabau@ themiamihurricane.com.

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COMMUNITY

Miami’s Best to close this November Local mom-and-pop pizza spot will shut its doors

BY SOPHIE BARROS SENIOR NEWS WRITER

Walking into Miami’s Best Pizza is like being struck with an explosion of the senses.

The tradition-rooted mom-and-pop restaurant takes customers on a journey to the past with its classic decor and hand-tossed pizza dough.

This is where junior Danielle Sheerer worked during her freshman year.

“The great thing about Miami’s Best is that the owners aren’t absent, they’re there, putting the cornmeal in the dough, and making the pizza too,” Sheerer said. “So it’s really intrinsically run, and all the people who are higher up are there doing the dirty work.”

Miami’s Best Pizza has been catering to the Coral Gables and University of Miami community for 44 years.

The restaurant was founded by former UM football player “Big” Al Papich in 1970, and then passed on to his son, Raymond Papich, and the then-manager Charles Butler.

However, years of tradition and service could soon come to an end. One of the restaurant’s managers, Thelvius “Thad” Winieckie, confirmed that Miami’s Best will close its doors in November of this year, when the lease ends.

While Winieckie did not further comment on the matter, David Palacios, who has been working at Miami’s Best for 15 years, clarified the situation.

According to Palacios, new owners purchased the property where Miami’s Best is located, and they wanted to raise the rent.

“It’s a little unfortunate the way things came down towards the end,” he said.

Palacios said he did not consider this much of a surprise, as it often happens in the “cut-throat business” of real estate.

Michael Meloni, a sophomore studying urban planning, agreed.

“This can happen a lot of times in real estate, especially if the owner thinks the area is prestigious,” Meloni said. “The only real solution for local businesses would be to keep moving elsewhere.”

The closing of the restaurant puts into perspective the future of independent local businesses in the area.

Miami’s Best actually started off as the first Little Caesar’s in the southeastern United States, but the owner decided to break away from the chain to avoid the standardizing of products and ingredients.

“We like cooking our own ingredients, making our own dough, and as a franchise you want uniformity across the board, so

GIANCARLO FALCONI // STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER LOCAL LOSS: Miami’s Best Pizza, a landmark in the Coral Gables community, will soon no longer reside at its current location.

you want everything to be the same,” Palacios said. “We like doing everything ourselves here, and a lot of people really like that and appreciate that.”

The restaurant also had a longstanding relationship with UM, something only few other restaurants in the area have, such as Big Cheese.

Apart from supporting students and faculty members by offering special prices on occasion, restaurants like Miami’s Best and Big Cheese are big advocates for UM athletics.

“That’s something we kind of lose for not being in a college town,” Sheerer said.

“In the case of UF [the University of Florida], for example, every business in Gainesville supports the Gators. It’s a whole city supporting them. And I really appreciate that even this one small business supports students and faculty here.”

Although nothing has been decided yet, Winieckie confirmed that the owners are trying to look for a new location to re-open the restaurant.

Palacios said that Miami’s Best is trying to find another location that’s close to the UM campus because the university community makes up a lot of the pizzeria’s business.

“I think with a little bit of prayer and a bit of looking out, we will be able to open our doors and keep serving the community as we have,” he said.

NICHOLAS GANGEMI // PHOTO EDITOR DOUGH PRO: A Miami’s Best Pizza employee tosses pizza dough in February 2013. Interior windows allow customers to view the pizza ovens and preparation area.

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SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY

Website offers free products for college community Alumni connect companies to campus

BY AISHA MOKTADIER CONTRIBUTING NEWS WRITER

Now students can satisfy their love for free things on Sumpto, a website created by University of Miami alumnus Ben Kosinski that allows students with a university email to reap benefits from taking simple surveys.

“When I was at UM, I saw companies handing out free products, and I figured there had to be a way to provide them with easier access to students,” he said.

The website allows students with a valid .edu email address to sign up and create a profile. The college-exclusive company acts as a community for students to interact with others across the

United States. Once a student has joined, the company can discover what is happening on campuses across the country by asking questions and receiving answers on topics like academics, Greek life and college life.

The site also allows for students to be awarded free products from big name brands from joining, taking surveys and using their favorite social media outlets to advertise the products they receive.

Kosinski explained that the company works with brands such as Kraft, Uber, Mountain Dew and TripAdvisor.

There are over 90,000 students currently using the site all around the nation.

Kosinski began working on Sumpto a year after he graduated. He started out by creating a Beta site in conjunction with a web developer. After he launched the site, he began getting investors in October 2013.

Kosinski isn’t the only UM alumnus at Sumpto. Matt Greenberg, another alum, began helping Kosinski during his senior year at UM by building Sumpto’s social media presence.

“I started posting information on new rewards that could be claimed on the site and creating newsletters weekly,” Greenberg said.

After graduating in the spring of 2014, Greenberg moved to New York City, where the company is based, to work on marketing and social media for Sumpto as the Community and Content Manager.

Junior Gabriella Goodrich, who uses the site, is enthusiastic about Sumpto and its possibilities.

“I think it’s a really great idea,” she said. “When my friends get free samples and tell me how they are I’m more inclined to buy them versus seeing an ad for them or something on TV.”

Goodrich has received products such as The PocketBra, the Selfy case for the iPhone and free Uber credits.

Moving forward, Kosinski plans to create an app for the site to continue to expand Sumpto for students to enjoy.

“In the simplest sense, we want to be the company that brands think of when they want to reach the college demographic,” Greenberg said.

Kosinski also offered some advice for students with their own business ideas.

“Try to create something from your own experience,” he said. “Leverage your own experience as a strength.”

SUMPTO.COM Sumpto is a college-exclusive company that awards users free products through social media sites.

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Program offers late-night fun CRAFTY CANES: Students create bucket hats during Hurricane Productions and Canes Night Live’s (CNL) “Blast to the Past: 90’s-Night,” hosted Friday night at the Student Activities Center (SAC).

Part of the Canes After Dark series, the evening took students back to the ’90s and featured bucket hats, soap and tie-dye sock creation stations, as well as backlight mini golf and laser tag.

QuantUM’s improv comedy team, UProv, conducted their first show of the year during the event.

Once a month on Friday nights, the SAC is the home of Canes After Dark, a late-night entertainment program. Canes After Dark provides multiple events from various organizations and vendors all in one night. Each night focuses on a different theme. This fall, themes will include Halloween on Oct. 24, Harry Potter on Nov. 7, and Winter Wonderland on Dec. 5.

For more information about Canes After Dark and to get involved, email CNL Chair Robert Renfro at robertchris.r@gmail.com.

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OPINION speak UP WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHAIN RESTAURANTS?

“There’s a degree of familiarity. But I would actually prefer a mom-and -pop store, such as Miami’s Best, because they have their own ambience and their own unique character.”

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ALEC RODRIGUEZ FRESHMAN

“Personally, I’m from Kansas, so we don’t have a lot of these restaurants. It’s a little bit different for me. We don’t have Lime or Pollo Tropical, so it’s actually new for me, and I like it.”

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The reason the climate change movement is struggling is its willingness to embrace every fringe cause.

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Miami losing college-town charm ty. And while this phenomenon is not linked exclusively to our city, it is particularly problematic given Miami’s transportation system.

Miami is not, as students quickly discover, a walkable city. Nor is it safely bikable, and public transportation can only take you so far. Many of the independent stores that do still exist, such as Wall’s Old Fashioned Ice Cream and Books & Books, are not easily reachable for students who don’t have cars. The closing of Miami’s Best deals a signif icant blow to the university’s repertoire of accessible family-owned establishments.

It doesn’t look like any new independent stores will be opening any time soon, and unless we want all of UM’s local culture and history to be wiped away by

faceless chains, we need to step up – literally. It may be a bit of a walk to Whip ‘n Dip Ice Cream, but it’s worth it to keep it from being supplanted by yet another “The Country’s Best Yogurt.” After all, these little local businesses are a big part of what makes any one neighborhood distinct from another.

Where there’s a university, there will always be pizza. However, there’s something in the taste of a meal cooked with fresh ingredients, whose exact replica you can’t f ind anywhere else. Developed by fellow Miamians who live a mere few miles away, they make the recipe worth preserving.

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Modern feminists cite faulty figures “I think they’re promoting Monsanto and everything I’m against, like commercialized food over actual food.”

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s college students, most of us have just entered the job market, and concerns over equal pay for women have become more relevant. According to a July article in Fortune Magazine, just four years after graduation, men make ANNIE CAPPETTA an average of $9,000 more POLITICS than women.

COLUMNIST We’ve all heard the talking points on equal pay.

Politicians at every rank, up to Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama, have cited that women today make 77 cents for every dollar that men make. This has been a huge rallying point for modern feminism.

But there’s a problem with the 77 cents figure: It’s wrong.

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Come November, that warm, savory smell of cheese and tomato sauce that lingers near Miami’s Best Pizza will fade away – and so will Miami’s already tenuous resemblance to a college town.

The family-owned restaurant, which has been open since 1970, is closing its doors in two months after being crowded out by high competition along U.S. 1. Although the owners are trying to relocate nearby, it is still unclear whether they will be able to do so.

Miami’s Best is not alone in its misfortune. Almost everywhere you look, it seems that so-called momand-pop stores are shutting down. The beloved Spec’s Records and Tapes, for example, was recently bought out after 65 years of service to the loyal local communi-

Founded 1929

This number gets brought up when talking about pay discrimination, which describes the situation where one man and one woman work the exact same job, but the woman is paid less.

However, the 77 cents figure wasn’t created by surveying salaries of men and women working the same job. Rather, it takes the average salary of every working woman and compares it to the average salary of every working man. The difference between men and women working in the same profession is actually closer to 95 cents for every dollar.

We should not be using data out of context.

When my political opponents misuse facts, I discount their arguments and call them out. It’s embarrassing when my side makes the same mistake.

Politicians don’t need to take information out of context to rally the public. The facts are on our side.

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Mixed messages drown out Miami’s climate issue M

iami is underwater. Or it’s going to be.

Well, maybe.

I’m sure they shouted something about SPENCER that.

PRETECRUM On SunSCIENCE day, Sept. 21, COLUMNIST a group of students, activists and concerned citizens met in front of Miami’s Freedom Tower to march and raise awareness of the global conundrum called climate change. Miami’s march was the much smaller sister of the 100,000 strong, celebrity-filled march in New York City. There, I observed some startling aspects of our local environmentalist movement that made me incredibly concerned for our planet’s future.

For one, there were hardly any activists. For such a pressing issue, there were barely a hundred people in attendance. Most trudged along quietly while a few organizers screamed chants into megaphones.

The leaders themselves were not charismatic, but instead looked weary and disheveled. They were sweaty and dirty. They had no prerehearsed message and attempted to speak from the heart, but they were not orators. They failed to inspire passion and fervor in their listeners.

The route took the group away from the public. We walked

in the direction of traffic so they could not see our signs, and then we traced the outskirts of Bayfront Park. There was a sweet family enjoying a picnic, a couple of dog walkers and a sailboat. That’s it.

Those are essentially the only people we saw.

Eventually, CBS’s local news team showed up. The organizers had us wait half an hour in the back of the park for them. I’m sure it made it onto the news for a minute or two. I’m sure no one paid attention.

What really killed the march was a lack of a unified message.

Everyone had a different problem and everyone got to voice that problem. From genetically modified organism (GMO) fear-mongers to Anonymous, every leftwing conspiracy theorist got to voice his or her opinion.

The Climate March is a movement that supposedly prides itself on its scientific foundation, and it was strange that a discussion on “chemtrails,” allegedly toxic agents sprayed into the atmosphere by airplanes for secret, sinister purposes, was included on the same agenda that advocates an increase in alternative energy usage.

The reason the climate change movement is struggling is its willingness to embrace every fringe cause. There was no coherent message to take away from the march. Do they propose we follow the Weak Ecological Model: using technology like alternative energies to help continue promoting human growth and expansion? Do

they support a more radical Strong Ecological Model: making substantive changes to infrastructure that limit growth?

The organizers seemed to support everything and nothing. The primary concern might have been Miami’s imminent risk of submersion—they yelled at a couple passersby about it. They threw literature at them. But they didn’t convey a coherent message and the discussion shifted the instant someone new controlled the megaphone. All an onlooker could take away is that these people were radical and unreliable.

Shame on them. This issue requires organization, focus and clear goals. Get a leader that can inspire, not simply perspire. Stop trying to achieve everything at once. Pick an issue like limiting carbon emissions. Lobby for legislation and don’t stop until it passes.

Advocate technological solutions that allow growth to continue so that business and workers alike will support the changes. Find a way to be passionate, yet practical, not alienating and radical.

The march in New York was a success, which should be a relief to us all. But in our city, one surrounded by polluted water and damaged wetlands, we had better start organizing our own parades and passing substantive legislation. No matter how ridiculous it may sound, it won’t be long before we are truly underwater.

Spencer Pretecrum is a senior majoring in psychology and creative writing.

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Women denied well paying jobs The reason many claim that women earn less than men is that more women enter lower paying fields.

Unfortunately, this isn’t by choice. Women aren’t being hired for well paying jobs.

For blue-collar work, a woman is more likely to work in the food service, where by law they don’t have to be paid minimum wage. A man is more likely to work in manufacturing, for example, where the labor is unionized and pay is decent.

For white-collar work, women aren’t given the advancement and leadership opportunities because of sexism and the confidence gap. Young girls are also steered away from high-paying STEM fields.

Employment discrimination is what this figure should be about. Concealing the truth and taking facts out of context only brings in negative media coverage.

Keep it in context, and the truth can be even more powerful.

The reason many claim that women earn less than men is that more women enter lower paying fields.

Unfortunately this isn’t by choice.

Women aren’t being hired for well paying jobs.

Annie Cappetta, Politics Columnist

Annie Cappetta is a freshman majoring in political science.

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Poets share pieces at ‘USpeak’

BY MATEO ALVAREZ CONTRIBUTING EDGE WRITER

Miami-based artist Jose A. Villar-Portela spoke to students and shared his poems Thursday at the second event of the “USpeak” series, a bimonthly event held by Mangrove, the University of Miami’s undergraduate literary journal.

“My poetry is born out of the two drives to feel and to think the world anew,” Villar-Portela said. “Nowadays, as poets, we can’t afford to be anything but cultural organizers and cultural participants.”

“USpeak” is an open mic series where the UM community can gather to share poetry, flash fiction and short stories. Events feature local artists who share their work with attendees.

Villar-Portela, the event’s featured artist, is heavily involved with organizations that promote the exchange and awareness of poetry.

“Poetry can no longer afford to live inside the academic box it’s lived inside of for years. It is now time to take it out of our drawers and allow it to come out of our rooms,” VillarPortela said.

UM students also took the opportunity to recite their own original work ranging from humorous short stories to thought-provoking poetry.

“I believe in the power of the written word and there is so much that we as an audience gain from listening to the authors speak, and I think it should be continually emphasized in the society that we live in,” said Grace Slawski, a senior majoring in Latin American Studies who was the first speaker of the night.

Slawski read her poem “Walden East,” which was inspired by famous American author Henry David Thoreau’s “Walden.”

According to senior Natasha Mijares, the Poetry Editor of Mangrove, “USpeak” provides students with an atmosphere where their voices can be heard.

“It’s a unique way to observe the social and political aura happening during any given time,” she said. “It is important to preserve our place in history.”

Mangrove will continue to host the USpeak series throughout the semester with events on Oct. 18 and Nov. 1.

Spelling bee musical scores serious laughs

GIANCARLO FALCONI // STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER SINGING SPELLERS: The cast of “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee” performs “Pandemonium” during Tuesday’s dress rehearsal.

The show will run at the Ring Theatre through Oct. 4. During the production, four audience members were called onstage to participate.

BY BLAKE WEIL CONTRIBUTING EDGE WRITER

Flabbergasting. Definition: Amazing, dazing one with shock and wonder. Used in a sentence: “‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee’ playing at the Jerry Herman Ring Theatre, is positively flabbergasting,” or so audiences will say after viewing the delightful, witty and spectacularly performed production.

The show, chronicling the emotionally charged, yet completely superfluous spelling bee, crackles with a sparkling wit and is brought to life immediately upon entry to the theater, with a shocking amount of detail work going into the relatively simple set of a school gymnasium.

Indeed, one of the highlights of the evening was the cast’s gentle ribbing of the audience participants. Alumnus Michael Delgado, clad in beige, grey and chunky glasses, was introduced as the “founder of the Putnam Elementary future hipsters,” and having “a deathly fear of bright colors.” Just like the cast, audience members were eventually given a word they could not spell, eliminated, and then sent off with a hug and a juice box.

The script speeds along and accomplishes the herculean task of getting the audience to care about the outcome of the bee, while simultaneously mocking it for having such absurd emotional stakes.

Those emotional stakes carry real weight, though, when carried by a fantastic cast. Sophomore Rachel Bonet, who plays Olive Ostrovsky, squeezed pathos out of every line, while junior Brian Reiff’s eccentric and unstable Vice Principal Panch had the audience in peals of laughter.

Panch’s snarky deliveries of the “used in a sentence” examples for each word had the audience cackling.

Junior Brian Perrault’s homeschooled eccentric, Leaf Coneybear, is played with such delightful exuberance and sweet naivete that the audience can’t help but root for him. Perrault’s comedic timing also excelled, turning his trance-like recitation of words into one of the evenings best recurring gags.

Sophomore Jayne Ng, on the other hand, provided the perfect mix of severity and vulnerability as perfectionist Marcy Park. Her exasperated and desperate one-woman talent show in the number “I Speak Six Languages” was stunning, and her later “Epiphany” left the audience clamoring for more of her unique and versatile style.

“The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee” is a delightful show with comedy that will a leave college audience roaring. Although it is a musical, there is no need to be intimidated because the plot and material are easy to follow. A stellar script shows off the wide talents of a first-rate cast, and the solid production design ties it all together.

While the audience did not have to suffer the soul-crushing ding of the bell marking an incorrect word, every member was crushed to have to go home.

IF YOU GO WHAT: “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee” WHEN: 8 p.m. Sept. 29 through Oct. 4 WHERE: Jerry Herman Ring Theatre Admission is $10 for students and free on Tuesday

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Mini-series reveals big secrets in small town

BY COURTNEY FIORINI SPORTS EDITOR

and Miller’s dynamic created its own set of obstacles, which pushed the plot along.

The use of slow motion in filming is used to convey urgency as well as build drama in highly emotional scenes. It’s heartbreaking and thought-provoking.

The plot is in danger of dragging as the 10-episode mini-series focuses only on one case; however, the show involves itself with the personal details of characters’ lives, leaving the audience waiting for what will be revealed next.

The show greatly resembles the popular British drama “Broadchurch” and has the potential to captivate American mystery seekers.

Fox’s “Gracepoint” will premiere at 9 p.m. Thursday as another serious crime drama and murder mystery show. The 10-episode mini-series focuses on the small northern California town of Gracepoint after 12-year-old Danny Solano is found dead on the beach.

The show’s tagline is “small town secrets are never small.” It is furthered early in the first episode when an old church board is shown with the scripture “Love thy neighbor,” implying this is a town where everyone knows everyone.

When Emmett Carver (David Tennant), the rugged city detective with a checkered past, comes to a small town for an unknown reason, he leads the police department through its first murder investigation.

He is partnered with detective Ellie Miller (Anna Gunn), who feels that Carver has stolen her job since she got passed over for a promotion. This causes tension between the two, who are now forced to work together.

Miller is unexperienced in dealing with death cases, and to further complicate matters, Danny Solano was best friends with Miller’s son. This adds to her struggle and

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is reluctant to name suspects because she knows everyone in the town.

Detective Carver is a dramatic change from Tennant’s typical roles, which include the 10th doctor from BBC’s hit show “Doctor Who,” and Bartemius “Barty” Crouch Junior from “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.” Gracepoint shows Tennant as the voice of reason in this serious role. His mys-

terious past leaves the audience suspicious about his reason for being in the town.

Gunn’s previous roles include Skyler White from “Breaking Bad.” Gunn portrays Miller as dramatic and overly-emotional, which is a direct contrast to Tennant’s Carver.

The actors portray these complex, emotional characters realistically. Carver

STARRING: David Tennant, Anna Gunn, Michael Pena and Virginia Kull DIRECTED BY: James Strong PREMIERES: 9 p.m. Thursday on FOX

Lowe Art Museum brings global art to campus

BY JAMIE HERMAN CONTRIBUTING EDGE WRITER

HALLEE MELTZER // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR PULLING STRINGS: Stephen Kaplin from Chinese Theatre Works in New York City demonstrates the art of Chinese puppeteering during the biannual Lowe’s Family Day. More than 200 people attended the traditional Chinese shadow puppet performance. China’s Last Empire will be on display through Oct. 19.

The Lowe Art Museum hosts Family Day twice a semester to connect community members with the current exhibitions.

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China’s Last Empire will be making its final stand through Oct. 19 at the Lowe Art Museum. The exhibition “China’s Last Empire: The Art and Culture of the Qing Dynasty” extended its reach as the museum welcomed community members to its Family Day on Sunday.

The exhibition features, among many things, intricate pen-and-ink pieces and beautiful porcelain vases and dishes from the late 19th century.

“We have Chinese Theater Works from New York flying in to present a traditional Chinese shadow puppet performance,” said Jodi Sypher, curator of education at the Lowe. “They are also going to teach everyone how to make their own shadow puppets.”

The event also included art activities and a scavenger hunt. More than 200 people attended the puppet show and around 280 people explored the museum throughout the day, according to receptionist Janie Graulich.

“It is really the kickoff to our family program for the year, so the more people, the merrier,” Sypher said. “The performance is for ages 5 and up, but anyone who is interested in the culture of China, puppetry or art is welcome to come.”

Cathi Rivera, an art teacher at Glades Middle School, is a member of the Lowe Art Museum and attended the event to take several of the craft activities back for her students who could not attend the event.

“They need to be culturally aware,” Rivera said. “I think everyone lives in their own little box. With the advent of all the technology, people are experimenting more with other places and other cultures, and I think that the more they learn, the more understanding and peace we’ll have in the future.”

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The Lowe will continue its schedule of events this week with its monthly LoweDown Happy Hour event from 7 to 9 p.m. Thursday.

Each month, the program has a different theme and offers visitors a guided tour and refreshments such as cheese, wine, cocktails and coffee.

This month, the theme is “Artlab @ the Lowe - Conquest and Coexistence: The Cultural Synthesis of Spanish Colonial Art.” “The LoweDowns are super classy and chic,” said junior Andrea Brook, who works at the museum. “It’s kind of like a good mixer-type of environment where you mingle with people in a college environment but we also have adults and other people coming to the event. It’s a very lively event.”

The museum will also be hosting the Lowe’s Annual Recycled Book Sale on from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Thursday through Sunday, where you can purchase used art books on sale. All the proceeds go to the Lowe Art Museum.

Junior Jessica Ilias believes the Lowe’s various events throughout the semester provide an opportunity that students should take advantage of an attend.

“You’re educating the community, not just the students as well, about different cultures that exist, different historical time periods and … art preserves history and the culture that we live in, and if you don’t have that, then what are we doing?”

IF YOU GO WHAT: LoweDown: “Art Lab @ The Lowe - Conquest and Coexistence: The Cultural Synthesis of Spanish Colonial Art” WHEN: 7 to 9 p.m. Thursday at the Lowe Art Museum ADMISSION: $10

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FOOTBALL

Improved defense creates high-spirited game

Canes defeat Duke despite rain

BY ALEXANDER GREEN SENIOR SPORTS WRITER

After last Saturday’s loss in Nebraska, Miami’s defense faced a lot of criticism heading into a critical ACC Coastal matchup with Duke. But Mark D’onofrio’s defense, which has been the butt of many jokes over the last few years, finally stepped up on Saturday night at Sun Life Stadium, causing three turnovers and holding Duke to only 264 total yards as the Hurricanes took down the Blue Devils, 22-10.

The nearly 45,000 in attendance made for a loud and rowdy atmosphere, even with the pouring rain in the second half.

The Hurricanes were able to stay focused with strong leadership from its two biggest stars: Denzel Perryman and Duke Johnson.

Though the Blue Devils lost by double digits, the team fought hard until late in the game.

That’s when Perryman, the defensive captain and a preseason All-American, came up big with a game-sealing interception.

This came just a few plays after Perryman dropped what should have been an interception, and was then flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct when he did push-ups on the field as punishment for his drop. Perryman also forced a fumble in the third quarter, his first of the season and fifth of his career.

While Perryman made arguably the biggest play of the game, the defense looked wholly different than at Nebraska the previous week. There was fire in the players’ eyes, both on the

HALLEE MELTZER // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR DUKE VS. DUKE: Junior running back Duke Johnson (No. 8) battles a Duke defender during Sunday’s game at Sun Life Stadium. The Canes defeated the Blue Devils 22-10. Despite a secondhalf downpour, the student section remained full as fans stayed to see a Hurricane victory.

field and on the sideline, and they were pumped up from start to finish.

“Miami had a lot of energy tonight. You could definitely tell defensively that they were fired up,” said Duke wide receiver Jamison Crowder. “You could definitely tell they had a different energy level than previous games and had a lot of intensity.”

Defensive back Ladarius Gunter also came up with an interception, linebacker Raphael Kirby set a new career high with six tackles, and lineman Ufomba Kamalu recorded two important pass breakups.

“We played hard. We tackled better. As the game wore on,

we got to the quarterback better, which says something about our conditioning,” Head Coach Al Golden said. “I was not satisfied with that early in the game, but I thought we tackled better and we must have ended up with a big number of pass breakups.”

Johnson was the workhorse all night, rushing for 155 yards on 25 carries (6.2 YPC) and the game’s first touchdown. It was Johnson’s first 100-yard game this season and the eighth of his career. He moved into fifth on Miami’s all-time rushing list with 2,392 yards, surpassing former Hurricane great Graig Cooper.

“He [Johnson] was dealing with a little bit of a sprain,

but I think he’ll be fine. I don’t know how much it affected him.

He did it early in the game and kept fighting through it,” Golden said. “I’m proud of him. He’s had a great look. 170 [yards] or 180 last week, 160 this week, maybe more than that with the receiving ... he’s putting together good weeks for us.”

True freshmen continued to come up big for the Hurricanes.

Joe Yearby impressed yet again, rushing for 61 yards on nine carries. He scored his first career touchdown, a 47-yard reception, midway through the fourth quarter that just about put the game out of reach.

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Quarterback Brad Kaaya looked as comfortable in the pocket as he has all season, completing 20 of 34 passes for 223 yards and two touchdowns.

However, most importantly, no interceptions for the first time in his career. He hit Herb Waters for a 28-yard touchdown on a critical fourth and 19 early in the third quarter that put the Hurricanes up 16-7.

The Hurricanes travel to Atlanta next Saturday to take on the undefeated Georgia Tech.

Georgia Tech is in first place in the ACC Coastal and is coming off a bye week after a huge win at Virginia Tech.

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Canes celebrate win but suffer loss to Duke Devils Successful against Notre Dame

BY DANNY NEW ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR

The Hurricanes (8-5, 1-1) squad had a bittersweet ACC kickoff weekend.

After going 7-4 in no-conference play, the team swept Notre Dame (3-10) Friday at home, but then received the opposite result at Duke (93) Sunday.

Friday was a continuation of a recurring theme for the team: stellar home performances.

The Hurricanes won their sixth home match of the season Friday at the Knight Sports Complex, taking the Fighting Irish 25-14, 25-17 and 25-13.

Savanah Leaf once again led the charge offensively, accumulating a team-high 16 kills with a .517 kill percentage.

“The setters did a great job tonight,” Leaf said after the game. “Also, the middles were up every time, giving me a lot of seam balls to work with. I think it was just the compilation of everybody together.”

Setters Haley Templeton and Caitlin Donahoe combined for 33 assists on the night. Fresh-

man Templeton still remains the top setter in the ACC with 10.66 assists per set as of Friday.

Fellow freshman Sakile Simmons and junior Taylor Scott combined for 13 kills, contributing to the Canes’ plus -.300 kill percentage in two of the three sets.

“Duke is an amazing team,” Leaf added. “This [win] builds a lot of confidence, but we take it one game at a time. Duke is going to be a great game.”

However, Duke was able to pick up where it left off last year, when it swept Miami twice.

The orange and green struggled defensively, letting the Blue Devils finish with a .500 kill percentage in the first set. The Canes failed to earn any blocks.

The team also battled offensive woes, accumulating sub-.200 in their final two sets.

Leaf again led the team with 10 kills, elevating her tally to 189 on the season. Georgianative Templeton added 21 assists, thus bringing her total to 421 in her first year.

Fortunately for the Canes, they travel back home to their Coral Gables fortress Friday, where they will take on Clemson at 7 p.m.

OLIVIA GASSNER // CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHER BUMP, SET, WIN: Freshman Haley Templeton (No. 5), Redshirt Senior Emani Sims (No. 16) and Senior Savanah Leaf (No. 21) attempt to block a return from Notre Dame. The Canes won Friday’s home game 3-0.

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Canes fall to Syracuse KICK IT UP: Freshman Ronnie Johnson (No. 4) brings the ball down the field at the game against Syracuse Thursday at Cobb Stadium. The Canes lost their first ACC home opener 1-0. It was the first game of a four-game homestand. The game was full of missed opportunities for the Canes, although they had better chances in the first half, outshooting the Orange 9-4. Johnson led the team with three first-half shots.

On Sunday, the Canes tied with Louisville at home at Cobb Stadium, 1-1.The Canes had the lead and scored their first goal against the Cardinals in the 75th minute. Louisville forced the overtime goal in the 85th minute.

The Canes will take on Florida State University (FSU) at 7 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 4th at Cobb Stadium.

As of now, the Canes are 2-8-1 overall.

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CLUB SPORTS

Boxing provides alternative exercise, workout routine Club grows in popularity

BY EDWARD BAFFA CONSTRIBUTING SPORTS WRITER

At the Wellness Center, there is an abundance of club sports and activities that keep the student body busy and active.

One of its freshest and fastest growing, the Boxing Club, has gone from a virtually unknown organization to one of the most popular groups.

Under the leadership of Club President Teresa Browning, the club has developed and made strides toward becoming one of the largest club sports on campus.

“When I joined the boxing club as a freshman, there were about six to eight committed members,” she said. “Now there are about 60 to 80. I am proud to be president of a club where regardless of boxing expertise, there is a spot in the club for everyone.”

The club’s growth is spurred by its appeal to a wide range of people with varying levels of interest in boxing.

“The boxing club is a great way to get exercise, meet other people, and have fun,” said two-year member Ahmed Abdulaal. “Coming to the gym and just doing weights does not give the same sense

of doing something, as well as exercising, as boxing does.”

In addition to being an expanding group, the Boxing Club is also a competitive team.

Just this spring, the national championships were hosted at UM’s Wellness Center. More than 100 fighters participating from more than 20 schools across the country came to compete for the title.

Six fighters from UM entered, and four won championships in their respective weight classes: Courtney “C.J.” Jackson, Anna Benitez, Jillian Kernan and Ralph Longo.

Key members like Jackson, a twotime defending champion, are already beginning to train for a professional career.

This coming April, six to eight Hurricanes will once again compete in the championships and are confident in their potential success.

“With the strong core of three returning national championships and a handful of electric new fighters, we are making collegiate boxing prominent again here at the U,” said Boxing Vice President Shameek Mohile.

The boxing club holds practices from 8 to 9:15 p.m., Tuesdays and Thursdays at the Wellness Center. The club welcomes newcomers and veterans alike.

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VICTORIA MCKABA // STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER PRACTICING PUNCHES: UM Boxing Club members spar during a practice conducted at Wellness Center Thursday evening. The boxing club meets at 8 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays at the Wellness Center basketball courts.

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The Hurricanes (2-8) lost a nail-biter to Syracuse (4-4-3) 1-0 in their ACC Opener. The game’s only score came in the 61st minute when Orange forward Stephanie Skilton footed a rebound past senior goalkeeper Emily Lillard. The Kansas native had three saves, bringing her to 39 on the season and ranking 2nd in the ACC. Five of eight of Miami’s losses have been by one goal. The Hurricanes will look to turn the corner on these close losses.

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GOLF The Miami women’s golf team has performed beyond the expectations of recent seasons, and heads to the ACC Championships this weekend. Three starters from the eighth-place squad at last year’s tournament will return to the course for No. 54 Miami. The action kicks off at the Sedgefield Country Club in Greensboro, N.C., at 8:30 a.m. Friday. The Canes placed in the top five of their 10 tournaments this year.To track the women’s progress throughout the weekend, follow the team on Twitter @HurricanesGolf.

Danny New may be emailed at dnew@themiamihurricane.com.

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First off, I hate the words “social media.” It sounds like a recruiter trying to encourage students to “Facebook” their company. So let’s not.

Many bored, unqualified researchers speculate that social media websites discourage communication because it makes younger peeps rely on computers to converse instead of doing so in person.

Well, actually, it opens a new form of communication. It only broadens the spectrum, not replaces one.

The problem, however, is focused on how the fastest form of communication tarnishes relationships.

With so many opportunities to scare, anger, or roid-rage-induce your significant other with profile pictures, secret photo albums, misread Tweets, etc., it is too easy to puncture the pact of you and your lover(s).

As always, your faithful V is here with advice – steaming and cheesy in a fresh box from Miami’s Best … or … I guess now Pizza Hut. Oy.

DEAR V Mind your social media presence ... or else

PROFILE PICTURES If you post a picture featuring you and someone who’s just your “best friend,” your lover will get uber jelly it’s not her or him. You might be thinking, “No, Karen would never take the time to stalk my pics and read that far into them.” But Kare-Bear does.

When college kiddies are getting ready for bed, guess what they do. They still check their phones. Everyone has a smartphone now – and no one is checking their stocks.

So be smart. Put yourself in your lover’s Sperry’s. And hey, if you’re truly a monogamous being anyway, which is a rare gem, you should want to send a message out to the world that you’re taken … but not by Liam Neeson.

SARCASTIC TWEETS Before every Tweet, ask yourself if TMZ could ruin a celebrity’s career with it.

“It’s not rape if the person is passed out.” Guess who said that? Cee Lo Green.

Guess who doesn’t have a reality show

anymore? I’ll give you a hint: he’s short, bald and has more tattoos than a hipster who loves Shakespeare.

Your companion’s reputation speaks volumes about you. If you date a jerk-face football player, members of the “framily” will think, “Wow, if she likes that d-wad, she totes must be too.”

So don’t embarrass your loved ones.

Don’t tweet insensitive feelings about rape, domestic violence or racism.

You might think you’re funny by making a joke about Ray Rice, but your girlfriend or boyfriend will leave you if you really think domestic violence is funny.

FINAL V-DICT Overall, social media enables faster and more honest communication, so be careful using this speculative weapon of mass destruction. Or just delete your social media accounts. In 20 years, you’ll be embarrassed when you see how the people in these pictures look by then.

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