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HURRICANE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI IN CORAL GABLES, FL A., SINCE 1929
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CANES STAGE REVIVAL AGAINST OLD RIVAL Bats come alive as Miami takes two of three from Gators Read the full story on page 9.
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After almost 10 days of campaigning, “Unite the U” was elected to the executive office of Student Government. This election also featured a new online voting system, and there was a 4 percent increase in voting, which totalled 1,950 votes.
ELECTION RESULTS Pink prepares for positions ‘Unite the U’ candidates win SG election BY EMILY DABAU COPY EDITOR
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NICK GANGEMI // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR CELEBRATING SWEET SUCCESS: “Unite the U” candidates and supporters celebrate their sweep of the president, vice president and treasurer positions during the announcement of the Student Government election results Thursday afternoon at the Rock. SOURCE: DANIELLE HOWARD, STUDENT GOVERNMENT ADVISER
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Students wearing pink T-shirts huddled on the Rock Thursday afternoon, shedding tears of joy and relief. The “Unite the U” ticket sported the pink shirts. The candidates for executive office and supporters ran to each other and celebrated their victory. The newly elected administration will officially transition into office on April 3. “I am so ecstatic. I’m honored, and I’m humbled by this entire experience,” said Alessandria San Roman, newly elected president for “Unite the U.” The team’s platform and campaign was centered on the candidates’ friendship. Along with San Roman, William Herrera was elected vice president and Dariel Fagundo was elected treasurer. San Roman, who has been a part of SG for three years, ran for president because she believes that this goal can be achieved by working with students and administration. “I wanted to make sure that when I ran, that I had every intention of working to build strong relationships with administration on campus,” she said. Herrera believes his friendship with San Roman and Fagundo will be key in building a strong community on campus. Herrera is the current speaker for the Senate . “UM has always been my dream school, and so when the opportunity presented itself to run and it was with Alessandria and Dariel, it was the perfect scenario,” he said. Unlike Herrera and San Roman, Fagundo had originally not thought about running. He had been involved with Category 5 for two years before joining SG. When approached with the idea last year, however, Fagundo considered it and ultimately decided to run. “I decided that if there were any two people which I would do it with, it’d be them and only them,” he said about his fellow executive board members.
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Symposium promotes social justice
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Leaders gather to sharpen skills BY ASHLEY MCBRIDE SENIOR NEWS WRITER
The 2014 Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) Leadership Symposium aimed to develop the next generation of leaders. Student delegates came from across the ACC schools to discuss this year’s topic, social justice and inequalities. The conference was held from Friday to Sunday at the Student Activities Center (SAC). Themed “The Next Generation of Social Change,” the symposium was held at UM for the first time, and it was hosted in conjunction with the Butler Center for Service and Leadership. “We’re not only just a great city that has many social issues that we’re faced with, but also we can show how we are making a positive step with these issues within the community of Miami,” said Andrew Wiemer, director of the Butler Center. The SAC ballrooms were the hub for students and advisers from 16 schools in the ACC. They traveled to Miami to participate in workshops focused on topics like community organizing. These workshops featured leaders within the UM community, as well as community leaders from the Miami area. The workshop sessions aimed to prepare students for futures in organizing social movements and affecting change on a societal level. The symposium was planned by a student planning committee, made up of UM students who had participated in the ACC Leadership Symposium in the past at other schools. Preparations began more than a year ago.
YINGHUI SUN // STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER PLAYING PRETTY: Sophomore Briana Greene plays the violin as her talent portion in the Miss UM Caribbean 2014 Scholarship Pageant on Saturday night at Gusman Hall. She won the pageant.
HILLARY CLINTON ASHLEY MCBRIDE // CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHER TEACHING TOPICS: Josh Diem, a UM School of Education professor, discusses the importance of a grassroots campaign at the ACC Leadership Symposium.
As part of the conference, students participated in social media. The planning committee created the “#ACCNextGen” hashtag and an official Leadership Symposium Twitter account – @ACCSymposium – to keep the discussions going once the formal part of the conference ended. “While the conversations going on in these rooms are important, I think if they stayed in these rooms, it wouldn’t have as great of an impact,” said Mike Piacentino, the social media coordinator for the event. In addition to attending workshops, students were divided into teams based on a social
issue, such as education, gentrification, human trafficking, sexual health and more. Throughout the weekend, the students worked in groups to develop an action plan to address their specific issue, and then present it at the conference. The final presentation served as a culmination of the students’ experience.
For a video on the ACC Leadership Symposium, visit themiamihurricane.com/tmhtv.
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Wellness Center director to retire Parsons to celebrate 43 years of service to UM BY ERIKA GLASS MULTIMEDIA EDITOR
Norm Parsons, executive director of the Wellness Center, announced his retirement Friday. When Parsons officially steps down in October, it will mark his 43rd year at the university.
“To be honest, it’s time to try to go on, I’ve got a couple of grandkids and some grand cats that I need to visit,” he said. Parsons led the efforts to build the Wellness Center in 1996 and then worked to facilitate the subsequent expansion in 2011. Additionally, Parsons was coach of the 1977 and 1978 National Champion Women’s Golf team and has served as chair of the Student Publications Committee since 1985. He is also a member of Iron Arrow and was its adviser from 1995 to 2009. He is also credited with expanding the intramural and club sports programs.
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Among his accolades, Parsons was also inducted into the University of Miami Sports Hall of Fame in 2013. “It’s probably time for some new blood in the old Wellness Center and at the U but it’s been a great run and I’ve had a wonderful time,” Parsons said.
Hillary Clinton, former United States Secretary of State and former U.S. Senator from New York, will visit the University of Miami Wednesday at the BankUnited Center. Her keynote remarks will begin at 8:30 p.m. Tickets to the event are still available at the University Center ticket window. Only one ticket is allowed per valid Cane Card. The Miami Hurricane will be live tweeting throughout Clinton’s visit, using the hashtag “#HillaryVisitsUM.” Highlights from the event will also be featured on the Hurricane’s multimedia page, themiamihurricane.com/tmhtv.
GREEK WEEK Greek Week began Sunday with opening ceremonies. As part of Greek Week, the annual blood drive will take place Monday to Wednesday from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. in the Student Activities Center ballrooms. Philanthropy Day will take place Tuesday from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Rock. The God and Goddess event will be Wednesday from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. at the UC Patio.
SAFE SPRING BREAK PIER 21 will be presenting Safe Spring Break programs from noon to 2 p.m. Monday to Thursday at the Rock. The events will focus on topics such as personal and highway safety, alcohol, impaired driving, sleep and sun safety. The theme will be “Check Yourself before You Wreck Yourself.” Ashley Martinez may be emailed at amartinez@themiamihurricane.com.
The Miami Hurricane will feature extended coverage of Parsons’ retirement in Thursday’s issue. Feb. 24 - Feb. 26, 2014
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Fraternities step up to the plate for Tri Delta philanthropy Since their partnership in 1999, members of Tri Delta have been dedicated to raising money for St. Jude. In 2013 alone, the girls raised a whopping $62,000 for the Memphis healthcare facility. “In terms of our chapter size and our ranking for nationals, we raised the second largest amount of money,” said Shelby Sedberry, vice president of public relations for Tri Delta. This sum was even more impressive when combined with the contributions of all the sorority’s chapters. St. Jude’s recognized the effort earlier this month at the annual Tri Delta St. Jude Leadership Weekend. In total, Tri Delta members across the country raised $15 million in the past three and a half years. That beat the sorority’s goal – $15 million in five years – by a full year and a half. The money will go toward a C Clinic, which are specialty clinics that offer resources to patients of St. Jude. “We are very powerful, and we care about our organizations,” Hennessey said. “We’re dedicated to helping them.” Even after reaching this goal, the sisters are continuing their tireless charity efforts. In addition to Frats at Bat, members are working hard to set up events in March for Tri Delta and St. Jude Awareness Month. This may include selling sweets in the Breezeway and possibly hosting a trunk show. In the fall, Tri Delta hosts a letter-writing campaign called Sincerely Yours, an annual golf
Events raise money for cancer research BY MARLEE LISKER EDGE EDITOR
The members of the Delta Delta Delta Sorority sported T-shirts that read “Dude, It’s For St. Jude” during their annual charity event, Frats at Bat on Thursday and Friday. The shirts were quickly covered in stickers by members of fraternities during one of the activities, Delta Dash. During Delta Dash, fraternities competed to earn points based on how many shirts they put stickers on and the color of the girl’s shirts (different colors were worth different amounts.) Frats at Bat is a series of events, which, in addition to Delta Dash, included button sales in the Breezeway, a softball tournament and several other competitions among the fraternities. All these activities helped raise money for the sorority’s philanthropy, St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. Jenna Hennessey, Tri Delta’s philanthropy chair, was enthusiastic about this year’s Frats at Bat. “With the support of our Greek community, we were able to put on a successful tournament and give to St. Jude, our amazing philanthropy,” Hennessey said.
NICK RODRIGUEZ // CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHER HOMERUN HITTER: Junior Max Egyed, a Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity brother, batted against the Pi Kappa Phi Fraternity during Saturday’s Frats at Bat event held on the IM fields.
tournament, Tees for Tots, and a banner campaign Stick it to Childhood Cancer. Tri Delta is not the only Greek organization with upcoming philanthropy events, though. Service events such as Frats at Bat are a staple to all Greek organizations, each of which has a philanthropy it supports.
Junior Nicole Swanson, a Tri Delta sorority sister, said doing philanthropy is an important part of Greek life. “People go into sororities for different reasons, but it is the philanthropy aspect of Tri Delta that really shows me what amazing things 150 girls can do,” Swanson said. “When we say we are doing it for the kids, we really mean it.”
SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
Space for visualization center set at Ungar building Lab to allow for creation of 3-D images BY KAT MEYERS CONTRIBUTING NEWS WRITER
The Ungar building is the future home for a data visualization center that will allow students to create 3-D digital images. From using data to visualize changing sea level trends to modeling the construction project at the Frost School of Music, the lab will offer a new approach to understanding the information. The Center for Computational Science plans to begin building its new visualization lab in May after the end of the semester. The stateof-the-art facility, intended to provide the tools needed to present data in a relevant and comprehensible manner, will be equipped with largescreen, 2-D and 3-D displays, a series of computers installed with advanced discipline-specific software and a direct connection to the school’s supercomputer. 4
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“We want to create a cutting-edge environment so that we can provide our students with the best education,” said Nick Tsinoremas, the center’s director. The new IBM Pegasus supercomputer, introduced last spring, lets users perform complex calculations five times faster than the previous supercomputer. The latest technology combined with the visualization lab will help bring together faculty and students in a broad range of disciplines. “Visualization is not a cohesive discipline, but instead a mixture of different disciplines,” said Alberto Cairo, a School of Communication professor and director of the visualization program. The Center for Computational Sciences, divided into different focus areas, collaborates with many other schools and departments, ranging from the Rosenstiel School of Marine and Atmospheric Science to the Frost School of Music. Cairo, named director in January, will be working closely with the new lab. His role signifies the center’s increased emphasis on data
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visualization, as previously there wasn’t anyone to manage this division. Although Cairo received his bachelor’s degree in journalism and a research-oriented master’s degree in Information Society Studies, he became CAIRO passionate about information graphics following an internship centered in this subject. His chief focus today lies in the convergence of visual communication, journalism, cognitive science, cartography and statistics. “Visualization involves bringing people together,” he said. “It is about making people think and see things differently.” Cairo is currently working on establishing a database of all of the people on campus who have done work with visualization or information graphics. He has identified more than 40 faculty members and students who meet these criteria and plans to unite them.
“Right now, many of them are working in isolation,” he said. “I want to strengthen their ties.” The new lab will be available for all students to use, but Cairo anticipates that advanced undergraduate, graduate and doctoral students will primarily utilize the facility. Tsinoremas, the driving force behind the initiative, envisions the lab as a workspace that students can visit to complete assignments, present visual projects and innovate using the latest technology. The Center for Computational Science plans to offer training sessions and workshops to teach students and faculty how to use the new software. The center expects to complete the project by early 2015, but its total cost has not yet determined yet. Word of the project has some students excited already. “I think that this new lab will be a heaven for people who want to design,” said sophomore accounting major Ian Perchik.
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Platforms SG should follow to fruition Although the Student Government (SG) ticket that The Miami Hurricane editorial board endorsed for executive board – “Amplify U” – did not win the election, we are hopeful “Unite the U” will get right to work. We have selected the top three platforms they should start to develop. In addition, we want to rem remind our new SG leaders to work alongside the candidates from “Amplify U” and push for some of its more popular platforms, including tax-free textbooks in the state of Florida.
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In a larger perspective, imagine a school where students saw themselves making a difference in the long-term direction of their school.
PARKING SCHOLARSHIPS
Locking in students’ tuition at the price it is during their first year at UM would have the largest impact. Such a monumental change would likely take several terms to accomplish, but given how valuable this would be to students, we hope that “Unite the U” gets a head start in paving the way for future SG executive boards to carry the project forward. And, if SG encounters roadblocks with the administration, they should inform students that the lock-in won’t happen. However, if a top-ranked school such as George Washington University can provide its students a fixed tuition rate, why can’t the U?
Parking is one of the biggest complaints of commuters, and annual permits are expensive. Offering scholarships could be extremely useful, but we’re wondering how many students this would ultimately apply to. What kind of standards would be used to determine if a student is in need? Would it correspond to FAFSA? Some students who receive financial aid already have money allocated for expenses, so it is not clear to us how this scholarship is different. What committee would allocate the funds? There are many questions to consider, but this platform would be valuable if accomplished.
FOOD DELIVERY SERVICE Implementing a food delivery service is a simple campus life initiative that could have a widerreaching impact. Oftentimes students are in the library or working in the organization suites and feel f hungry but are too busy to leave. This seems like a very feasible goal to implement by next fe fa and it would benefit not only hungry students, but also students looking for a job. Delivery fall, c could increase student employment opportunities and let freshmen enjoy No-Yes fries from the Rat from the comfort of their dorm rooms.
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Excessive apologizing won’t win respect “They just ignore the international students, so I think maybe next year they can pay more attention to us. We are part of the university.”
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y the time I had to tutor on the day after my oral surgery, I had not recovered quite as much as I’d hoped. I didn’t just look like a chipmunk – I looked like a whole colony of chipmunks had crawled inside my cheek and died there. When the ALEXA LANGEN student walked into the Academic LANGUAGE Resource Center, I pried open my COLUMNIST jaws and said, “I’m sorry, but I just had oral surgery.” Wait. A line of throbbing stitches ran along my right gum, and a blob of drool hesitated behind my lower lip – but I had done nothing wrong. So why was I apologizing? The word “apology” describes a regretful acknowledgment of an offense or failure, but most of our daily apologies don’t address any faults at all. Emails to professors often contain the words “sorry to bother you.” When asking to borrow a pencil, a person may apologize for “being annoying,” or when raising a hand in class, begin with the words, “sorry if this sounds stupid, but …” These apologies are meant to curry favor, spoken for
the same reason a puppy will roll over to expose his vulnerable underbelly in front of a larger dog. But such submissiveness won’t win you any respect; instead, you’ll just look weak. And in social interactions, confidence counts. Apologies may seem like the oil that lets a conversation flow, and to some extent, they are. Having a conscience, and being willing to own up to mistakes certainly help maintain functional social relationships. But in excess, and dripped in the wrong place, this oil will gum up, clump together and end up doing more harm than good. It’s not out of line to ask a professor for help. Lending out a pencil is usually not a huge inconvenience. And by beginning your sentence with, “I’m sorry if this is dumb,” you’ve already predisposed listeners to disregard your opinion. Next time the words “I’m sorry” are about to fly out of your mouth, try to catch yourself. Look a person in the eyes and tell them what you think. Go ahead and ask for that pencil. Mumble to your tutee, “Yes, I had oral surgery, but I’m still here to help.” And remember that being polite and being sorry are not the same thing.
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Alexa Langen is a sophomore majoring in creative writing. Feb. 24 - Feb. 26, 2014
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prospective students and underclassmen prepare financially, and textbook tax cuts would help mitigate the huge problem of book costs. But part of the problem is structural; there simply isn’t enough student representation, knowledge or passion within the legislative groups that actually control university finances and academic affairs. The Faculty Senate approves most academic plans, and most campus development plans go through the Board of Trustees. The problem then, is a need for student representation and advocacy in these groups. Take, for example, the Faculty Senate’s recent decision to phase out of the (admittedly terrible) General Honors Program. On Feb. 6, SG President Bhumi Patel published an open letter decrying the lack of student input and calling for more SG involvement in academic development planning. The problem? The decision was made in November, based partially on a student survey from December 2012, and dating back to a faculty report in 2011. If our Student Government couldn’t make its voice heard on the issue for three years, one must consider that it wasn’t talking very loudly.
Zoo’s choice raises questions ookeepers and animal lovers worldwide have responded to the recent controversy of the Copenhagen Zoo’s euthanizing of a healthy, 18-month-old giraffe. Shot and autopsied as LUISA ANDONIE CONTRIBUTING an educational event COLUMNIST for adults and children, it was then fed to tigers. It is difficult not to feel discomfort at seeing the dissection of such a majestic animal. However, the fact that we are so sensitive to the deaths of certain animals is a sign of our biased affections, especially when compared to the indifference we feel toward killing and eating other animals. Why should a giraffe have more value than the cows that make up our diet? Traditionally, we assign more value to the animals that we claim need protection – the endangered ones. We have grown up believing that giraffes, like pandas and koalas, are more valuable than others, since they are rare creatures that only exist in a faraway land. But this giraffe was an exception, because it was neither endangered nor rare. It had brothers with almost identical genetic make-up and its sub-species is not endangered but rather overflowing. Additionally, it is not a wild animal since it was born in the zoo. Ironically, the very reason they are not endangered is because the European Association of Zoos and Aquaria (EAZA) has kept such careful control of the breeding program. What the American media neglects to note is that the breeding of the giraffe within its own family
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could cause more harm than the sacrifice of just one giraffe. In a UK park this week, for example, there was a case in which the breeding of lions within the same family caused bad gene combinations that led to strange, aggressive behavior and forced the park to put down five of its lions. The Copenhagen Zoo is criticized for not giving or selling the giraffe to a non-EAZA zoo as a last option, but it likely would have ended up sold anyway. Selling an animal would be less ethical than killing it, since it would turn the work into a business instead of a science. Then other zoos would start to pretend to want to kill animals as a way of raising offers and funds. What perhaps would have been more appropriate (and controversial) is to let the lions kill the giraffe as they would in the wild. Doing so would allow the lions to maintain their predatory instincts and prevent them from becoming domesticated cats, while also giving a more accurate educational lesson than a dissection. Still, more than a lesson for the kids in how eating happens in the wild, this is a lesson for humanity on the side effects that arise when we try to interfere with nature – even if we do have good intentions. We as humans must be prepared to deal with the ugly consequences that inevitably arise when we invade the natural state of animals. By pretentiously assuming the role of protector of the animals, we have to make other compromises – and we have to be consistent with these compromises, as the Copenhagen Zoo has proven. Luisa Andonie is a sophomore majoring in marketing.
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Beyond SG, there should be more democratic student seats in Faculty Senate and the Board of Trustees, as is true at other prestigious schools. Students currently hold five out of 53 seats on the Faculty Senate, with undergraduates comprising just two. At the University of Pennsylvania, in contrast, students hold 31 seats versus 58 faculty and administration members. According to Pat Whitely, vice president for student affairs, the student member of the Board of Trustees is nominated by the administration and approved by the rest of the board. Given the importance of the trustees, the nomination process is similar across colleges. Cornell University, however, holds elections for the trustee, so why can’t we? Imagine a campus where there is a direct line between the student body and the Board of Trustees. Senators could vote for the trustee, or it could become an official role of the elected SG vice president. In a larger perspective, imagine a school where students saw themselves making a difference in the long-term direction of their school. That would mean more to me than all the colored T-shirts and palm cards in the world. Patrick Quinlan is a sophomore majoring in international studies and political science.
STRICKLAND Big Apple Jazz @ UM EJ Strickland Quintet Thursday, Feb. 27, 2014 Gusman Concert Hall 7:30pm Student price $15 at door (if available)
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Best local spots to watch theatrical shows by either by taking the bus or the MetroMover from the Government Center station.
Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts
Miami Theater Center
GableStage at the Biltmore is your best bet for quality drama in the area. The theater has made a name for itself presenting challenging works fresh from the Broadway stage. Come prepared to be moved and to leave seeing the world from a new perspective.
Actors’ Playhouse at the Miracle Mile Theatre
The GableStage is located at 1200 Anastasia Ave., Coral Gables, Fla. GableStage is located less than three miles from campus.
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Actors’ Playhouse at the Miracle Theatre is a great place to start for the casual theatergoer. The venue presents excellent productions of commercial hits on its mainstage (next up: Monty Python’s farcical musical “Spamalot”), including shows never before staged in South Florida. They also stage non-musicals in a smaller upstairs space, and even have a thriving season of children’s theater. Actors’ Playhouse is located at 280 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables, Fla.
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Whether you’re tired of rewatching the same old shows on Netflix, searching for a classier spot for a date night or hunting for something new to do off campus, look no further than Miami’s bustling performing arts scene. With exciting shows happening all the time and the incredible bargain on student tickets, this town has something for everyone. Here are a few of The Miami Hurricane’s favorite venues for live theater performances in the area: Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts is Miami’s premiere destination for all things entertainment. The Arsht Center hosts the national tours of Broadway productions in its grandiose Ziff Ballet Opera House, as well as more intimate productions (occasionally in collaboration with UM) on its Carnival Studio Theater stage. No site has a more diverse array of offerings: festivals celebrating flamenco dance and Chinese culture, orchestral performances, opera, ballet and even celebrities such as Whoopi Goldberg and Jay Leno are on the schedule for the rest of this semester. The Arsht Center is located at 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, Fla. The Arsht has its own Metro stop, which you can reach
Miami Theater Center is a destination for theater that is more off-the-beaten track. While they do occasionally produce full-scale plays, this venue is better known for the SandBox Series, where artists-in-residence create boundary-pushing works in their black box space. These performances are often immersive, allowing the audience to walk through and even interact with the non-traditional sets, and frequently culminate in a talk-back with the creator. A night at MTC will never fail to be interesting. The theater also offers workshop intensives and screens with more than 300 independent films a year in conjunction with O Cinema. Miami Theater Center is located at 9806 NE Second Ave., Miami Shores, Fla. Free parking is provided. And don’t forget UM’s very own Jerry Herman Ring Theatre. Come and see some of your classmates demonstrate their talents on the stage. Shows are free for students with their Cane Card on the Tuesday night performances of each run. The last production of the semester is the classic play “Our Town,” opening April 16. The Ring Theatre is located at 1312 Miller Drive, Coral Gables, Fla. The Ring is located between the Frost School and the Rathskeller, adjacent to the Law School and the Gusman Concert Hall.
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SPORTS BY SPENCER DANDES SPORTS EDITOR
There was a lot of action around Coral Gables this weekend. The men’s and women’s basketball teams, baseball team and men’s and women’s tennis teams all hosted important matchups.
Brown hits 1,000 The Hurricanes turned in their finest ACC performance of the season on Saturday, destroying Boston College 69-42. It was a dominant game all around for Miami, which got 22 points from Rion Brown, plus 14 points and nine rebounds from Erik Swoope. In the process, Brown surpassed 1,000 career points. He is the 35th men’s basketball player in Hurricanes history to reach the milestone. Boston College (7-20, 3-11 ACC) was riding high after it took down No. 1 Syracuse earlier in the week. But the Eagles managed just 32 percent shooting during the afternoon contest at the BankUnited Center.
Miami, on the other hand, shot 47 percent with a 50-percent clip from 3-point range (7-for-14). The Canes (14-13, 5-9 ACC) have won back-to-back conference games for the first time this year. With four games left on their schedule, the Hurricanes now hit the road for three straight. First up is No. 14 Virginia at 7 p.m. Wednesday. The Cavaliers took over first place in the ACCstandings when Syracuse fell to Duke on Saturday. After that matchup, Miami faces N.C. State and Clemson before returning wrapping up the season March 8 at home against Wake Forest.
Irish no match for Miami
MONICA HERNDON // PHOTO EDITOR EASY WIN: Senior Melissa Bolivar and sophomore Kelsey Laurente react after a point during their doubles win against Notre Dame on Sunday. No. 17 Miami defeated the Irish, 6-1.
NICK GANGEMI // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR JUMP BALL: Senior Garrius Adams attempts a layup over a defender’s outstretched arm during Saturday’s game against Boston College. Miami handled BC, 69-42, which marked the Canes’ largest margin of victory this season.
Canes strong at ACC tournament
Miami beats Wake Forest
Miami’s swimming and diving team traveled to Greensboro, N.C., to compete in the 2014 ACC Championships. In total, the Canes brought home seven individual medals. Sam Dorman took silver in the men’s 3-meter dive, while Thea Vock placed second in the women’s 1-meter dive. Cheyenne Cousineau and Tanner Wilfong also medaled for Miami in their respective dive events, which helped propel the Hurricanes to a third-place overall finish for the men and a ninth-place standing for the UM women. Miami returns to Greensboro in two weeks for the NCAA Zone Diving Meet. That event will be held March 10 to March 12.
Adrienne Motley scored 15 points to lead the Miami women’s basketball team past Wake Forest on Sunday. The Canes withstood a 23-point, 13-rebound performance from Demon Deacons forward Dearica Hamby and got the win. Miami pulled out the 7264 victory with key contributions from Keyona Hayes (12 points) and Suriya Mcguire (11 points). The Hurricanes (14-13, 6-8 ACC) have a chance to reach .500 in conference play if they win their last two games. They face Virginia on Thursday, then Pittsburgh at home March 2.
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Miami turns tables on UF with big series win
MONICA HERNDON // PHOTO EDITOR KEY PLAYER: Tyler Palmer was a big contributor in Miami’s two wins against the Gators.
Canes show power with six home runs BY SPENCER DANDES SPORTS EDITOR
The Florida Gators have had their way with the Hurricanes, of late. Sixteen of the past 18 matchups had gone UF’s way, including 13 of the last 14 overall. Florida repeatedly crushed Miami’s postseason hopes over the last few years. But the Canes, ranked No. 11 in the nation, reversed the trend with two big wins this weekend before they fell to the Gators again on Sunday. In winning the series over No. 16 Florida, Miami improved to 4-3 this season. On Friday and Saturday, Miami displayed considerable power at the plate. Dale Carey, Willie Abreu and Garrett Kennedy all homered during the series opener, their first long balls of the year. Their offense helped the Canes overcome an early 3-0 deficit and earn a win for starter Chris Diaz. The junior improved to 2-0 in his first two appearances, lasting seven innings on Friday. He settled down after surrendering three runs in the first frame. “Chris pitched a very good game,” coach Jim Morris said. “He didn’t fold up and go home. He kept battling and pitched great after that.” Abreu, a freshman, gave the Hurricanes the lead in the third inning. His home run barely cleared the left-field wall, and Abreu wasn’t sure the ball got out. 10
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“I really had no idea,” he said. “I was running as fast as I could around the bases trying to get to home plate. I saw the guy on the floor, so I just kept going. I heard the noise and everyone scream ... it was a good feeling.” Miami held on to win 6-4. The Canes clinched the series with a 5-2 victory on Saturday in front of more than 4,000 fans at Mark Light Field. Kennedy connected on another home run as Miami freshman Cooper Hammond earned his first win on the mound in relief of Bryan Radziewski. “Our hard work in the weight room with our new strength coach is really paying off for us,” Kennedy said after he went deep on consecutive nights. “We’re not trying to hit it out, we’re just putting good swings on it and the ball is carrying. Radziewski, the Hurricanes’ junior ace, lasted 5.2 innings and gave up two earned runs. “I thought it was a pretty good team effort. It was a big win,” Morris said. “We had a lot of guys do some good things. Our pitching was very good. Radziewski pitched good, but our whole bullpen did a good job.” Tyler Palmer went 2-for-4 with an RBI, and Zack Collins cracked a three-run homer for his first collegiate hit. On Sunday, the Gators avoided a sweep after they jumped on Miami starter Andrew Suarez with a four-run first inning. Florida scored twice more in the fourth, and the Canes could not recover. Miami dropped the finale 6-4. Next up for the Hurricanes is a weekend series in Tallahassee with another instate rival, the FSU Seminoles.
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V, DEAR V
I’m really self-conscious about my asshole. A close friend of mine gets hers bleached regularly, but I was wondering if that’s something everyone should do? It has become a problem because my boyfriend recently asked me if he could lick my asshole, and I just don’t want him licking it if my hairs are not almost transparent. Should I make like Gwen Stefani and bleach my back door?
Passion’s a pain in the rear ...
Dear Kristen Wiig, I might be burned from personal experiences, or maybe I’m just a total cynic, but if your boyfriend is so preoccupied with licking your ass, I think it might be time for a different conversation. Still, it’s very possible that he’s just an “ass man” and just digs that kind of stuff. But why is it necessary to lick it? Study him for a week or two, because I sense a sexual orientation issue coming your way. But back to the question at hand – whether you should bleach your asshole. Even if you do bleach the hairs down under, they’re still there. So if you want your man to have the time of his life licking away at your butt hole, I suggest a nice Brazilian wax. Those ladies know how to get hair out of places that you didn’t even know had follicles. Granted, since your boyfriend raves for your rear,
I don’t think it matters whether you bleach or wax. He’ll enjoy it either way. I really think you should get more comfortable with this idea before you let him do it. It seems to me like you’re about to pass out or hyperventilate just at the thought of doing this. Do yourself a favor and shop around. Do your research and pick a place that will bleach or wax you to your satisfaction. After that, go for a walk – you’ll feel like a brand new woman. V
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Discover Your World! Celebrate Peace Corps Week with currently serving Volunteers. February 25, 2014 | 7:00 p.m. University of Miami | Toppel Career Center The best way to learn about Peace Corps is to hear from those who are serving and those who have served. At this event, you can talk live via video-chat with University of Miami alumni who are serving overseas right now. UM President Donna Shalala will share her experiences as a YROXQWHHU DQG WKH SRVLWLYH LQÀXHQFH 3HDFH &RUSV VHUYLFH KDG RQ KHU FDUHHU
February 24-27 - 12pm-2pm - UC ROCK Join PIER 21 to gain tools to have fun and stay safe this spring break! Free Games, Giveaways and Food! In Photo: UM Alumnus Rory Lincoln, PCV in Madacascar
In Photo: UM Alumna Yoruba Mitchell, PCV in Burkina Faso
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