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Law school theater group uses humor for charity Show raises funds for Alzheimer’s research BY EMILY DABAU COPY EDITOR
Hilarity for Charity’s (HFC) collegiate program HFC U ranked UM’s School of Law Equity Playhouse No. 7 in the “Elite Eight” list of student organizations and college campuses that raised the most funds in the fight against Alzheimer’s disease. The law school’s Equity Playhouse is a student-run theater group. HFC is part of the national Alzheimer’s Association and raises money to provide resources for research and for families struggling with Alzheimer’s care. The charity is led by actor Seth Rogen and wife Lauren Miller, and uses humor to raise awareness about the disease. Equity Playhouse produces shows that make light of law school and legal events. The organization’s annual show donates all proceeds from ticket sales to a charity selected by students. In March, the playhouse premiered “1L in Wonderland,” a spoof on “Alice in Wonderland” and other stories like the “Wizard of Oz,” “Lord of the Rings,” “Chronicles of Narnia” and “Harry Potter.” The show followed Alice, a firstyear law student, who enters a fantasy land and learns about law school, en-
countering professor parodies along the journey. When Director and Lead Song Parody Writer Alyssa Williams was considering which charities to support with the cast, Matthew Deblinger, a first-year law student, suggested Hilarity for Charity. Deblinger saw firsthand the effects of Alzheimer’s when his grandfather developed the disease. “Hilarity for Charity felt like a perfect fit for our model because it used comedy as a vehicle to tackle a serious cause, Alzheimer’s disease,” Deblinger said. “Alzheimer’s certainly impairs memory, but no one ever forgets how to laugh.” After discussing the idea with Williams, the decision was made to select it as a benefiting charity. “I had just seen Seth Rogen’s testimony before Congress and thought it was a great idea,” Williams said. “I invited Matt to come speak to the cast, and as many of us have relatives or know people with Alzheimer’s, we ultimately selected it as one of our charities this year.” Together, the universities that participated with HFC in raising money in fight of Alzheiemer’s have raised a total of $127,000 in the last semester. “That’s incredible, and it shows what our proactive generation is capable of,” Deblinger said. “I’m humbled that Miami Law made it to the ‘Elite Eight’ because I believe that it’s a testament to
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PHOTO COURTESY AMIR WHITAKER QUITE A CAST: UM School of Law’s Equity Playhouse performed a show called “1L in Wonderland” in March. The theater group recently ranked No. 7 in the “Elite Eight” list of student organizations raising money for Hilarity for Charity, a charity that raises funds for Alzheimer’s disease research.
our munificence. This contest was never about winning; it was about raising money for such an emotionally draining disease.” Williams was also excited about Equity Playhouse’s recognition by HFC as an “Elite Eight,” but what she finds most rewarding is the opportunity to raise awareness of Alzheimer’s to college students.
MONICA HERNDON // PHOTO EDITOR DANCE: Sophomore Vignesh Kumaresan ties “fuman” on freshman Namrata Palsule before the Hurricane Bhangra pep rally on Tuesday night in the UC I-lounge. The Indian dance team is traveling to Texas soon for their last competition of the year.
“…The cast of Equity and I really just focused on trying to raise money for the charity through ticket sales and wordof-mouth,” Williams said. “It’s great to hear that we are acknowledged for our efforts, but the awareness on campus and the support of Alzheimer’s research and families was our goal.”
THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES There will be a screening of The Vagina Monologues at 8 p.m. Thursday in Stanford’s Master’s Apartment. The screening will be followed by a discussion aimed to promote sex positivity and consensual sex. Refreshments will be served.
CONCERT FOR HOPE UM Christian groups like Cru, University Christian Fellowship and Miami BCM will feature a Concert for Hope at 7:30 p.m. Thursday at the UC Patio. Students will have the chance to pack food for those in need in the community. Free food from Sushi Maki, Chick-Fil-A and other venues will be available. Two Miami Heat Playoff tickets will be raffled off.
STUDENT HEALTH SERVICE As part of 2014 STD Awareness Month, the Student Health Service will be facilitating a Q&A about safer sex from 7 to 8 p.m. Thursday in UC 245. Free confidential and anonymous HIV and STD testing will be offered 1:30 to 5 p.m. Monday and Tuesday in UC 233, 237 and 241. Ashley Martinez may be emailed amartinez@themiamihurricane.com.
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Adviser finds connection with freshmen Students seek wisdom from administrator BY HUIXIN DENG CONTRIBUTING NEWS WRITER
In Jan Williams-Eddleman’s office in the Center for Freshman Advising stands two large bookshelves filled with memories – gifts, souvenirs and photo albums dating back to 1999. Much of the memorabilia comes from hundreds of former freshmen, now alumni, who wanted to express their gratitude to “Mama Jan” for her patience, compassion and kindness during her 15 years as the center’s director. Williams-Eddleman always starts a conversation with a smile and a greeting: “Come on in. How can I help you?” Her mission, she says, is simply to “take care of my freshmen.” Every semester, she helps new students choose their courses, steers them toward appropriate majors, assists them in changing schools within the university and answers any other concerns they may have. In addition, Williams-Eddleman coordinates faculty advisers in the College of Arts and Sciences, and helps connect the freshmen with the appropriates ones, even if the students are undeclared. “I tell them not to worry if they don’t choose a major as freshmen,” she said. “They do not need to declare a major until the end of their sophomore year. So freshmen still have time to explore majors.” Some students say Williams-Eddleman is usually able to solve problems when other academic advisers can’t. Sophomore Katie Thompson calls her the “ultimate adviser. Jan is the best resource on campus.” Williams-Eddleman, a mother, also has taken on another role by providing emotional support and guidance for some students. “Over the years, I have encountered many people who walked in not only for academic advice, but also for help with their life decisions,” she said. She remembered one time several years ago when a young woman rushed to her office desperate for help. “I could tell she was very upset,” Williams-Eddleman said, taking a deep breath. “She began crying and then told me that she was pregnant and asked me what she should do.” Williams-Eddleman calmed her down and then said, “Nobody can make that decision for you but you. But some-
thing that has always helped me in making major decisions is to make a list.” Then she picked up a piece of paper and said how she always makes a list of all of the pros and cons of whatever problem she is trying to solve. She also suggested that the student talk to her parents and the father of the child before she make a decision. Since then, Williams-Eddleman has kept in touch with the woman, who is now the mother of two. She said the student decided to keep her child, stayed in school and eventually graduated with a 3.8 GPA. In appreciation, she asked WilliamsEddleman to be the honorary godmother for her children. “I treat my students as my own kids, and I am glad that they treat me as like a mom in return,” Williams-Eddleman said as she thumbed through an album of student pictures. “This album is precious. And, look, here are my honorary godchildren.” She knows there’s a generation gap between her and her students, yet she found a way to bridge it. “Your generation is not like ours. You guys have more options as well as temptations,” she said. “Thus, it is important to stay cool and consider wisely … Make that pro/con list when you face a dilemma. It really works. “ Those who work with her know how good she is. “Jan Williams-Eddleman is a great person to work with and for, because she is so friendly, supportive, knowledgeable and personable,” said Valerie Gramling, the academic adviser for undeclared freshmen. Students feel that way too. Williams-Eddleman has been nominated in 2008 and 2012 by students for the “Apple Polishing Award,” given by the Association of Greek Letter Organizations to the most outstanding administrator or professor on campus. Before taking over the freshman advising center in the Ashe Building, Williams-Eddleman worked many different jobs, including teaching in high school, nursing home administrator, small businesswoman and an administrator at Amherst College, among others. She said she loved every job, but enjoys working at UM the most. “I think I will stay here (at UM) till I retire,” she said with a big smile. For several years, Williams-Eddleman also taught the UM Experience (UMX), a course for incoming freshmen to help them transition into college life.
BECCA MAGRINO // STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER HELPING HAND: Jan Williams-Eddleman, Director of the Center for Freshman Advising at the College of Arts and Sciences, helps freshman Pengfei Hou with his courses for next semester.
Thompson recalled taking the class with Williams-Eddleman and found the experience “rewarding.” April 17 - April 20, 2014
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Outreach center supports autistic community Senior volunteers to help affected families BY SARAH HALL CONTRIBUTING NEWS WRITER
Senior Taylor Owen spent the last two years working as a student research assistant in UM’s Center for Autism and Related Disabilities (CARD). Aside from working on large-scale research projects, CARD allowed Owens to interact with families that come to CARD in search of resources. “My most rewarding experience from working and volunteering at CARD is being able to work with children and their entire families to help make a better quality of life for these individuals on the spectrum,” said Owen, a psychology major. “By working with their parents as well as their siblings, we are hopefully building stronger family relationships for these kids.” CARD is an organization that helps children with autism spectrum disorders (ASD) and their families, a goal that is highlighted especially in April, which is also Autism Awareness month. ASD is a neurological disorder that affects the way
the brain develops and processes information, according to CARD’s website. ASD is considered a “spectrum” disorder because it varies widely in severity and its specific behaviors. About one in 68 children in America is diagnosed with ASD, according to the Center for Disease Control. The findings were released in March and mark a 30 percent increase in just two years. In 1991, the figure was one in 500 children. Given the increase in the number of diagnosed cases of ASD, South Florida families lobbied to create a center where they could find support and resources related to autism in 1993, according to Michael Alessandri, executive director of CARD. CARD’s mission is to optimize the potential of those living with ASD by providing free education, support and assistance to those affected and their families. They have also extended their services to help people affected by related disabilities, such as deaf-blindness and genetic disorders that may coexist with symptoms of autism. CARD offers four basic services: individual client and family support, programmatic assistance to schools and other agencies, family and professional training, and
public education and awareness at no direct cost to participants, according to Alessandri. “They are all central to our mission and vital, but I guess the one that stands out is the client and family support,” he said. “It is quite something for families to know they have a place to go for information, resources, referrals and emotional support when they need it. But, of course, the other three are also critical to building a better community for people with autism as well.” CARD has four locations in South Florida that reach out to Miami-Dade, Broward and Monroe counties. The two centers in Coral Gables and Homestead are affiliated with the University of Miami, while the other two in Davie, Fla., and North Miami Beach are part of Nova Southeastern University. Michelle Costa, CARD’s manager of special events, has enjoyed being a part of the positive programming it provides and understands the center’s impact in the community. This programming includes family surf camps, soccer and tennis clinics, employment boot camps and support groups.
“The most fulfilling part of my job is seeing the opportunities we can provide to our families,” she said. “Hearing from a family that they were able to be part of something so special because of CARD is really priceless.” Costa encourages interested students to get involved with the center’s work. “For the month of Autism Awareness, they can wear blue and show their support on our Facebook page,” she said. “Students can also volunteer at CARD events, but must complete volunteer paperwork prior to doing so.” Alessandri seconds this push for student involvement. “We are very proud to be at UM and would love the UM community to know about us as much as the rest of world knows us,” he said.
CENTER FOR AUTISM AND RELATED DISABILITIES WHERE: Flipse Building For more information, call 1-800-9-AUTISM or visit umcard.org.
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Pining for prevention HIGH HOPES: Senior Colene Kenyon and freshman Adriana Ortega from Sigma Delta Tau place pinwheels in the Green during their fundraiser on Wednesday afternoon. The sisters of SDT are selling these blue pinwheels in support of one of their philanthropies, Prevent Child Abuse America, and its Pinwheels for Prevention campaign. The pinwheels serve to represent hope, health and safety for children across America. Last year, UM’s SDT chapter raised more than $20,000 during this event, and they hope to exceed a $30,000 goal this year. NICK GANGEMI // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR
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When Oasis moves to the food court, its large space with transparent glass walls would be the perfect space for a monitorable nap room.
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Nap rooms would be a dream come true Running around from classroom to classroom and from events to meetings, it’s easy for students on this campus to tire themselves out by 3 p.m. Then, if we have an evening class or late-night meeting, that means we’re drifting around on the brink of exhaustion until we can finally crawl into bed. More than half of the University of Miami student body does not live on campus. Those of us who don’t have dorms or nearby apartments can either fall asleep on the Green or guzzle down coffee to keep us going the rest of the day. We propose introducing another solution: a nap room. A nap room may sound preposterous, but it’s not an entirely new concept. Innovative companies that care about the well-being of their employees, and even a few other college campuses, have already latched on to the idea. When Arianna Huffington, editor-in-chief of The Huffington
Post Media Group, visited campus on April 8, she said she introduced nap rooms at HuffPost headquarters to change the company’s culture because studies have shown that sleep improves productivity. President Donna E. Shalala also vouched for the importance of sleep during the talk (so we hope she backs us on this idea). And, last year, Harvard University students made national headlines when they circulated a petition calling for a nap room. Certainly, it’s easier to provide nap rooms at a large company, where regulations can easily be enforced, than on a college campus. But it has worked for the University of Colorado at Boulder, where students have had the Siesta Room – complete with beanbags, mats and couches – since 2009. A nap room at UM raises questions about feasibility: How do you keep it clean? Ensure that it’s used for its intended purpose?
Prevent people from overstaying their welcome? But we’ve got some answers. The nap room would only be accessible by Cane Card, and students would be allotted a limited number of naps per week or semester. When Oasis moves to the food court, its large space with transparent glass walls would be the perfect space for a monitor-able nap room. We’re not asking the university to provide free housing for commuters. Daytime operating hours when we most desperately need a power nap – say 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. – should do the trick. It may seem strange to nap in plain sight, but when you can’t even fathom staying awake through your 5 p.m. class, the idea doesn’t seem like such a snooze at all. Editorials represent the majority view of The Miami Hurricane editorial board.
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f E-harmony and Hot or Not had a love child, it would be Tinder. The application helps people meet others in their geographic area – basically like a human GPS system. Users provide photos, a short bio, age and mutual friends. If there is mutual interest, users can swipe right to message one another or they ALYSSA JACOBSON can “keep playing” by swiping left. STAFF Tinder has become so pervasive COLUMNIST that it currently processes an average of 750 million swipes and 10 million matches daily. It’s reached the point of social acceptability, and that’s probably because the concept is quite simple. Just like its catch phrase, Tinder’s service provides hours of entertainment – but it’s more for the funny bone than the heart. Knowing that Tinder may prove loveless for those seeking a romantic relationship, it is important for its users to manage their expectations. Junior Jillian Kernan, a Tinder user, says she’s encountered cheesy pickup lines like “UMiami, huh? So that’s where all the beautiful sorority girls are hiding” and
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“I’m doing a scavenger hunt and need a president’s signature, a dinosaur bone and your phone number.” While it seems safe enough, given that people mutually choose one another before messaging or phone numbers are involved, there are dangers behind providing locational information within a few miles’ radius. With the recent Snapchat data breach, personal information can easily become a dangerous tool in the wrong hands. It also seems difficult to choose someone romantically using Tinder’s superficial way of segmenting people. While some may argue that in-person romantic first impressions are also based on appearance, Tinder users are unable to even communicate until after seeing (possibly shirtless) pictures of one another. I may not be the love expert, but I know we shouldn’t plan to date someone simply for being a hottie with a body. Attraction is typically based on interactions and personal qualities – an afterthought on Tinder. While it’s an interesting concept that can provide hours of entertainment, Tinder won’t lead you to meet the love of your life. Make sure to know what you’re getting yourself into before you swipe right on using Tinder. Alyssa Jacobson is a junior majoring in advertising and political science. April 17 - April 20, 2014
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BY MARLEE LISKER EDGE EDITOR
On those Saturday mornings when you wake up realizing you already blew your weekend budget at the Grove, grab your orange and green gear and hop on the free bus to Sun Life Stadium. Once you get there, join fellow UM fans and party it up at the tailgate. Not only does the beer pour freely, but sometimes there are vendors handing out cool free stuff (after all, you can never have too many pairs of orange sunglasses). You can wander around the parking lot and make friends at the different tents, get in on a random game of Flip Cup or even join a dance party in the bed of someone’s pickup truck. Tailgating is the best way to turn up before noon while showing your Cane pride. So crack open a can of Natty Light and get ready to rally for your team.
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Each March, a sea of neon colors and glitter forms at Bayfront Park Downtown Miami. Thousands of people make pilgrimages to worship the electronic music gods, and do so dressed in their finest attention-calling garbs. This year, headliners included M.I.A., Tiesto and Jack U. If you plan to take the metro to Ultra, we recommend leaving plenty of time. You may get stuck in the sea of ravers riled up and ready to go. For more information, visit ultramusicfestival.com. MONICA HERNDON // PHOTO EDITOR
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Think of museums in Miami, and you probably won’t picture the beautiful outdoors. But the greatest part of Vizcaya, a Victorian-era mansion built by James Deering in 1916, is its 10 acres of elegantly landscaped gardens and the view of Biscayne Bay that looks like it doesn’t belong in Miami. Don’t miss out on the historical architecture and furnishings of the main house, either. Make sure to dress to impress – you’ll be taking tons of photos in the garden and selfies as you dine on scones and tea at the Vizcaya Cafe. Vizcaya Museum and Gardens is located at 3251 S. Miami Ave, Miami, Fla.
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Alright, first things first: The only reason to do this is because you haven’t checked it off your bucket list. Don’t make a habit of sex in the stacks. It’s not great and it’s not glamorous, but you’ll be able to say you did it. Novice mistake: Stacks sex at night or during finals. There will be too many others lurking about. Anyway, preparation is key. Stake out your floor, look up and find out where the cameras are. Best of luck on your scholarly sexcapades. And keep it quiet … it is a library, after all.
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BY SHERMAN HEWITT COPY EDITOR
The Green provides a beautiful scene for picnics. Imagine an empty field with freshly cut, leaf-green grass and a saffron sun meeting a wispy wind. Only the clock tower’s periodic chime and the lively sounds of student life interrupt the tranquil scene. But even then, your outdoor meal will be all the more serene in the natural atmosphere.
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It’s the night before your big test and you’re officially stressing out. You head up to your room, only to find that your roommate’s in the middle of a heated phone conversation, and your floormates have decided to throw a rave in your study room. When you’re starting to feel the pressure of a looming test or project, the best place to hit the books is definitely the second floor of the library. It’s more closely monitored than the first floor, so you won’t have to deal with kids loudly gossiping and discussing their group projects, but it’s not as silently creepy as the Stacks. If you want a seat on the second floor during finals, though, you better get there early, because spots fill up fast.
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What she lacks in height she makes up for in charm. Donna E. Shalala, UM president and hostess of badass orientation parties since 2001, is a bona fide campus celeb. Some students wait years for their chance to snap an elusive Shalala Selfie. Others have found themselves short of breath when she sits down at the glider next to theirs at the Rat. Bonus points for all the sporting events the president attends with her mom, Edna (102 years old and still way cooler than all of us). Oh, and have you SEEN Shalala’s house? Swagger for days.
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BY ASHLEY MARTINEZ ASSISTANT EDITOR
When you’ve got a craving for those south-of-theborder flavors, Lime is the go-to place that will hit the spot. With classics like the lime burrito, fresca quesadillas, “nach’yo’ momma’s nachos” and “I wanna tijuana taco,” you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a fiesta as you sit down to enjoy your feast. After placing your order, make your way to the legendary salsa bar where you can choose from flavors like cilantro, black bean corn salsa, fresh pico de gallo, habanero salsa, a seasonal pineapple salsa, and, of course, limes. Options at this casual Mexican fast food spot range from $3 for a taco to $12 for a fajita platter, making Lime a tasty, satisfying choice that won’t break your budget. NICK GANGEMI // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR
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One of the best things about living in the Magic City is getting to visit all of the other attractions that are just a car ride away – one of those being the Florida Keys. On a day when your workload is light or during a three-day weekend, grab some friends and take a road trip up to the Keys. Roll down the windows and enjoy the warm breeze and beautiful views as you travel down the Overseas Highway. Once you get there, enjoy scuba diving, snorkeling and swimming at the many keys you will pass by. Once you make it to the Mile Marker 0 at Key West, be sure to visit the popular Duval Street. MONICA HERNDON // PHOTO EDITOR
BY LYSSA GOLDBERG OPINION EDITOR
If you’re looking for cheap food, it can’t get any cheaper than $1 sandwiches. Every Wednesday, Spanish import 100 Montaditos serves up every single one of its 100 montaditos, or tapas-sized sandwiches, for only a dollar. That means you should order at least five, probably seven, but maybe nine if you’re feeling like a big spender. Even on the other days of the week, no montadito is more than $3. With so many choices, you can opt for something as authentic as Serrano ham or do it like we do in the states and get the BBQ pulled pork. Or both. You can afford it. 100 Montaditos is located at 230 Coral Way, Coral Gables, Fla.
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After a long day in the hot Miami heat, nothing beats a refreshing drink from Jamba Juice. Known not just for smoothies, Jamba Juice’s freshly squeezed juices are simple and fresh. The Purely Carrot contains nothing but a blend of carrots, letting the fresh veggies do all the tasty work. The ingredients in the Purely Orange drink? You guessed it, just oranges. Having nothing but the fresh goodness of fruits and vegetables provides a light, refreshing treat to jumpstart your day. For those who want an extra punch of nutrients, try the Wheatgrass. With a location right on campus, Jamba Juice is the perfect local juice spot.
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When you’re in the mood for exotic flavors, but can’t bring yourself to leave the comfort of your dorm room, Moon Thai is the perfect restaurant to call for delivery. Located right across US-1, Moon Thai features two menus that highlight Japanese and Thai cuisine. Best known for its pad thai, the spicy, succulent dish, sautéed with shrimp, chicken and vegetables can’t be missed. Other classics on the Thai menu include fresh spring rolls with crisp vegetables, basil fried rice and refreshing Thai tea. The Japanese menu offers fresh sushi platters, like the Sashimi Regular, Geisha and Samurai served with miso soup and a green salad. Just a skip and a hop down Stanford Drive, Moon Thai is a convenient, fresh restaurant that will satisfy your takeout cravings. Moon Thai located at 1118 S. Dixie Highway, Coral Gables, Fla.
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Wings for Life World Run to benefit spinal cord research Volunteers needed for race on May 4 BY KRISTEN SPILLANE SENIOR SPORTS WRITER
For Brooke Thabit, the ocean has always been her natural habitat. The Stuart, Fla., native was a team rider for the local Ohana Surf Shop until a misjudged dive off a pier changed her life forever. On impact, Thabit fractured her neck and immediately suffered paralysis. After emergency surgery she has slowly regained limited restoration of sensation and movement in her lower extremities through intensive therapy. After her accident, Thabit could barely shrug shoulders and had to relearn how to do everything. “Brushing teeth was a workout,” said Thabit, 18. Yet through all the hardship, her positive attitude is an inspiration. “What gets me through definitely is that there will be a cure, hopefully, for spinal cord injuries. To think that I will be able to walk again, or surf again or run again, that definitely helps to try to keep me up when I have a bad day. But also my friends and family have been really supportive,” Thabit said. In support of spinal cord injury warriors everywhere, Red Bull is sponsoring the Wings for Life World Run on May 4. The race will take place in 35 different locations, spanning six continents. Runners around the world from Auckland to Barcelona, Cape Town to Lima and in cities across the United States will begin at the same time, 10 a.m. UTC. This non-traditional race has no official finish line. Runners must keep pace ahead of the “catch14
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er car.” In a sense, the finish line reaches you. Registration is $50 through April 20 for the Sunrise, Fla. race, which kicks off at 6 a.m. at the BB&T Center. One hundred percent of the entry fees will go to spinal cord research. Not a runner? Red Bull Wings for Life is accepting volunteers ages 16 and over. “It’s just another step forward, a chance for me to give back to the running community and maybe get people inspired,” said Red Bull ultra marathoner Karl Meltzer, who visited the UM campus in February to promote the race and host a question and answer session with the Miami running club. While Meltzer made his name by winning 100-mile races, he is simply proud to be a member of the running community. “It’s cool to see it evolve,” he said. “We’re a tight-knit bunch, we’re competitive, but we’re not agro-competitive … it’s just a great community and it’s great to see it continue to evolve and see people inspired by it.” Meltzer and Red Bull are aiming to raise money and awareness for spinal cord research so that athletes like Thabit can reclaim their active lifestyles. “A spinal cord injury is a crazy injury, they really don’t know anything about it,” Thabit said. “Some people break their neck and recover all on their own and other people don’t, like I didn’t. And it’s not so much of who works harder – they don’t know how far you’ll come. You just have to keep working at it and hope for the best.” For more information and to register to run or volunteer, visit wingsforlifeworldrun.com/en.
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April 17 - April 20, 2014
Canes hang on to beat FAU 2-1 as winning streak hits 13
NICK GANGEMI // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR HEAD FIRST: Sophomore Brandon Lopez dives back to first as the Florida Atlantic pitcher attempts to pick him off during Wednesday night’s game. The Hurricanes took a 2-0 lead into the ninth inning, and closer Bryan Garcia narrowly earned his 11th save after he allowed the Owls to get one run back. With the 2-1 win, Miami kept its lengthy winning streak alive as it prepares for a three-game series against Notre Dame that runs Saturday-Monday at Mark Light Field. All three games are slated for a 7 p.m. first pitch. FOR A FULL RECAP OF WEDNESDAY NIGHT’S GAME, VISIT THEMIAMIHURRICANE.COM.
SPORTS BRIEFS WOMEN’S TENNIS The women’s tennis team will play its final two home matches of the season this weekend at the Neil Schiff Tennis Center. Miami hosts Virginia Tech at 3 p.m. Friday, and on Sunday the Hurricanes are scheduled for
a match against No. 9 Virginia at 1 p.m. The Canes will honor their seniors during Sunday’s match. The Hurricanes are ranked No. 15 in the nation with a 16-4 record (10-2 ACC).
TRACK AND FIELD Miami is the 2014
competing in ACC Outdoor
Championships, which kick off Thursday in Chapel Hill, N.C. Many of the track and field events featuring the Canes’ top competitors will be streaming live on theacc.com or ESPN3. Spencer Dandes may be emailed at sports@themiamihurricane.com.
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V, DEAR V I just want to hang out in my birthday suit ...
Dear Ludacris,
All I want in my short life is to be able to walk around naked. I want to stop having to wear clothes to school and just hang out in my birthday suit. I mentioned this to my girlfriend of a few weeks the other day, and she seemed really creeped out. She said something about not wanting to have to see my penis all the time. Frankly, I was a little bit offended. She should be attracted to me. Should I just chuck her and find a new girl who accepts me for who I am, or should I just throw caution to the wind and condition her to seeing me naked all the time? Sincerely, I just want to let it go
The very first thing that I suggest is that you do what you want and just be naked. I get it – there’s a sort of freedom that comes from just letting it all air out. I don’t, however, recommend doing this in public. It’s disturbing to others and, realistically, illegal. So, unless you want to be that creepy guy who streaks at a football game, I would keep your naked urges contained. I want to say that you should tell your girlfriend to calm down and let you be, but especially if this a new thing, I can understand where she’s coming from. If I’m in a new relationship with someone, I enjoy getting to know them and becoming more intimate, but I certainly don’t need to be looking at you naked three weeks in. You know what I mean?
Nevertheless, it depends on where you see this relationship going. If you think it’s going to last, then just tell her that she should accept you for who you are. If it’s a person you’re just seeing, then you should most definitely find someone who is willing to love all of you. I’m sure the issue with her not feeling like staring at your man junk all the time has nothing to do with her being or not being attracted to you. Maybe she’s just afraid she won’t be able to control herself around you when you’re naked. Have an open conversation with your lady and try and work this out. If it’s an absolute deal breaker for her, then just move on and be naked somewhere else. I know there are a few beaches down here that appreciate that sort of thing. V
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5IVSTEBZ "QSJM t Q N t 3BUITLFMMFS Come and relive the 90’s at your favorite place... The Rat! Listen to all your favorite hits from the 90’s performed LIVE, test your knowledge with 90’s trivia, and even play old school video games! Make sure to stop by for our last big event of the semester!
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‘Canes Calendar
90’s Night #attherat
miami.edu/calendar Thursday, April 17 Patio Jams ft. Writer’s Round Q N t 4$$ 1BUJP 4UBHF Start a new Thursday afternoon tradition with HP’s Patio Jams! Take a break from classes, bring your lunch, and enjoy the live band! Our second writer’s round will feature Will Hauptle, Jess Nolan, and Ricky Vazquez. Don’t miss out on these awesome songwriters! Patio Jams will also be handed out free USBs with the music of all the performers from this semester. Get a chance to win our limited Patio Jams T-Shirts!
Grand UM Chess Club “Amateur Championship� Q N t 6$ 1BUJP Join the Chess Club as they crown one big champion of the semester!
Heartsaver CPR with AED Course Q N t )FSCFSU 8FMMOFTT $FOUFS Heart Saver CPR with AED course teaches CPR and relief of choking in adults, children, and infants, as well as use of barrier devices for all ages. Optional: infant CPR and choking, and adult, child, and infant CPR with mask. Participants will also learn how to use an Automated External Defibrillator (AED).
for non-student members and $45 for non-members. To register, call (305) 2845433 or go to the Wellness Enrichment Suite located on the second floor of the Herbert Wellness Center.
Women’s Tennis vs. Virginia Tech
College MENtality Series: Dress Like a Boss
Q N t $PTGPSE $JOFNB
Q N t 6$ Join Multicultural Student Affairs and Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc. for Dress Like a Boss. This event will highlight what it is like work in a professional setting, proper business attire and the tools need to be successful. RSVP is required. For more information or to RSVP, email multicultural. studentaffairs@miami.edu.
Friday, April 18 Q N t /FJM 4DIJò 5FOOJT $FOUFS
Cosford Cinema Presents: CHILD’S POSE
Cosford Cinema Presents: DANCING WITH JAFFA
stockbroker Jordan Belfort, whose giddy career involving audacious scams and confrontations with the FBI and other agencies ended in federal prison. Starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill. Free with your Cane Card.
Sunday, April 20 Women’s Tennis vs. Virginia Q N t /FJM 4DIJò 5FOOJT $FOUFS
Q N t $PTGPSE $JOFNB
Saturday, April 19
Cosford Cinema Presents: DANCING WITH JAFFA Q N t $PTGPSE $JOFNB
Men’s Tennis vs. Florida State B N t /FJM 4DIJò 5FOOJT $FOUFS
Cosford Cinema Presents: CHILD’S POSE
Q N t 6$ The Student Health Service will be facilitating a Q&A about Safer Sex.
Cosford Cinema Presents: DANCING WITH JAFFA
Q N Q N t $PTGPSE $JOFNB
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Cosford Cinema Presents: MAMMA ROMA
Lambda Week 2014 Presents: Informational Session
Cosford Cinema Presents: CHILD’S POSE
Q N t $PTGPSE $JOFNB
Q N t 4"$ 4FOBUF 3PPN Come meet some brothers and learn about what it takes to be a Lambda man.
Q N Q N t $PTGPSE $JOFNB
Asian Pacific Islander Heritage Month Presents: Martial Arts Self-Defense Seminar
Get Yourself Tested
The Vagina Monologues Q N t 4UBOGPSE .BTUFS T "QBSUNFOU Screening of the Vagina Monologues followed by a discussion aimed to promote sex positivity and consensual sex. Refreshments will be served.
The cost is $35 for student members, $40
Baseball vs. Notre Dame Q N t .BSL -JHIU 'JFME
CAC Presents: THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Q N t $PTGPSE $JOFNB Martin Scorsese’s high-rolling Wall Street drama is based on the memoirs of
Q N t 8FMMOFTT $FOUFS 3PPN % Hosted by the Asian American Students Association, Brazilian Jui-Jitsu Club, Karate Club, and Aikido Club.
Baseball vs. Notre Dame Q N t .BSL -JHIU 'JFME
5IVSTEBZ "QSJM t Q N t )FDIU 4UBOGPSE #SJEHF Join Multicultural Student Affairs and the United Black Students Finals Fiesta/Thumpin’ Thursday: The 99’s and the 2000’s as we end the spring semester. There will be free music, food, games, and a live performances from a number of student organizations.
'SJEBZ "QSJM t Q N t 6$ 3PDL 'PPUF (SFFO Join Hurricane Productions as Canes Night Live and the Concerts Committee present Canes Carnival featuring Reel Big Fish! Celebrate the last day of classes with carnival rides, architecture photos, custom laptop & phone skins, balloon artist, food trucks with free vouchers, smoothies, and DJ Push Play. Reel Big Fish concert begins at 9pm! You won’t want to miss this event!
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