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Flowers that Look like Vagina’s

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Starburst Quartz

Flowers that Look like Vagina’s

No wonder the Birds & Bees Can’t stop making sweet sweet honey love to the flower world . First up Hydnora Africana Is the image of a vagina standing up But emits a faecal odour to attract Dung Beetles to pollinate . The Poppy with its fashionable pubic hair look alike Stretches out in front of me like a field of wild vaginas Lady parts of vulva & clitoris in variety colours shapes & sizes Even its Poppy Seeds taste great in a bagel . Remember also it was Red Canna Flower that is both hot wet & Red full of passion Also produces an edible starch that’s fed to cows Not surprised for how long they chew their cud then Sexy cows merely practicing their skills at flower cunnilingus Its delicate shiny petals collapse side by side That would take your fragile breath away . Not forgetting the Red Calla Lily The Marlyn Monroe & Saint Bridgit of flower kingdom Church Alters are adorned at Easter with big beautiful vaginas Better known as Calla Lily reminding us of our fertility & instincts Also, Clitoria a flower native to South East Asia She flowers in wet hot fertile environment Light Purple in hue boasting 2 full vagina lips With 3d erect petal protruding like clitoris . No wonder the Birds & Bees Can’t stop making sweet sweet honey love to the flower world .

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