Layout by: Jianing (Jennifer) Lin ’24
SALMAGUNDY The Official Student Newpaper of Miss Porter’s School Fall 2023
This is Salmagundy
Salmagundy: noun. 1) an eclectic mix of seasoned meat and stewed vegetables 2) Miss Porter’s School Newspaper By Jianing (Jennifer) Lin ’24 Editor-in-Chief From being brought on my sophomore year as a layout editor to now going into my second year as Editor-in-Chief, I never thought that a student-run newspaper could mean so much to me and those passionate about what we do as a team. I want to give my sincere thanks to Katherine Li ’23, our former leader, for all that she has taught me, and for making Salmagundy what it is today. As Editors-in-Chief this year, Mary Zheng ’25 and I are thrilled to witness what new possibilities we will create.
Han ’24 taught herself how to play the guitar. But on top of her apprecia tion for music, Han is also an avid fan of horror movies. Has she thought about dubbing The Shining with a guitar soundtrack? Believe it or not, Han’s co-editor Katherine Rosenorn ’24 can solve a Rubix cube. Maybe being born in Switzerland had something to do with her special abilities.
So, without further ado, I am proud to present to you this year’s editors of Inside the Bubble Arts and Travel Editor Bessie Xu ’24 has many musiSalmagundy! cal talents herself. The Perilette spends her free time writing songs and watching all the seasons of Modern Family, which she has done at least After more than a hundred hours spent playing Word Hunt on Game Pi- ten times. geon, Jennifer Lin ’24 can confidently say that she is unbeatable. Seriously, she has collected more than 1500 Word Hunt wins and currently has a Speaking of art, Outside the Bubble Arts and Travel Editor Charlotte high score of 35000. If anyone dares challenge her, she is always down for Kronholm ’25 is equally artistically inclined as her fellow editors. Her a competition. loves include ceramics, photography, and the color yellow! Lin’s Co-Editor-in-Chief Mary Zheng ’25 is proud to be the former owner of a salamander named Gigi. Another point of pride for Zheng is sharing the same birthday as Johnny Depp. Though a few decades apart, she claims that they are more similar than they seem—not the Amber Heard part.
As a Hong Kong native and a real foodie, Opinions Editor Jaimie Ng ’24 loves Siu Mai, frozen pineapple, and all kinds of street food. She can often be found taking her dog “café hopping” and bringing her dog along as she discovers the best eats in Hong Kong.
Much like Zheng, Inside the Bubble News editor Annabelle Horst ’26 also shares a birthday with a celebrity: Jojo Siwa. Hopefully, on her birthday this year, the self–proclaimed sushi fan will receive some Mangestu coupons from friends.
Foods Aside, Ng’s co-editor Lily Legere ’24 seems to have a dark past: we can only wonder what happened for her to be permanently banned from Facebook. Legere’s experience with social media is not all negative though, the one and only James Charles once liked her comment in 2018!
Horst’s co-editor Charlotte Ashman ’25 prides herself on being a film Having a passionate conversation about UCONN Women’s Basketball, buff with a stellar memory. According to her, she can remember at least Sports Editor Kat Cokeley ’25 reveals that she is an Irish twin. But before two or three dreams she has every night. we unpack her age difference with her brother, I am desperate to know how Cokeley managed to break her nose six times…the exposé shall end A woman of many musical talents, Outside the Bubble News editor Leeah here.
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Students Get Festive for Spirit Week By Annabelle Horst ’26 and Addy McNear ’26 Inside the Bubble News Editor & Staff Writer
On Oct. 18, a chain of emails caused a commotion as the anticipated spirit week was finally revealed to the Porter’s community. Students quickly started to brainstorm their outfits, including vibrant K-Tel, traveling attire, internet memes, and fashionable accessories seen on Barbie or Ken for the Dig Pink volleyball game. Starting the week off strong with willed items from last spring, students showed up in clashing patterns of stripes, polka-dots and blinking cowboy hats. Departing from the land of neon and glitter, the tourist-themed day saw students dress up as travelers from all over the world. Outfits ranged from t-shirts that read “I heart New York” to breezy aloha shirts with bucket hats. Were you a tacky tourist covered in your destination’s gift shop clothing or a traveler prepared for rain or shine in hiking boots and cargo pants? The AIS Costa Rica class dressed to impress, sporting their favorite outfits worn on their trip earlier this fall. Wednesday brought back many memories with people dressing as their favorite memes, Vines or Tik-Toks. There was a wide variety of costumes, from the hoodie Vine kid to Abby Lee Miller herself. The day allowed students to share their humor with the community and reminded people of their favorite internet references. The school canceled Thursday’s Decades Day because of concerns about costumes. In an email, Dr. Kate Windsor, head of school, wrote that Porter’s “will engage in further conversation as a community about the impact costumes and themed days have on our school traditions.”
Students dressed for K-Tel on the first day of Spirit Week. Photo via Miss Porter’s School