HMMM - DRUM

Domes,c bliss – just add soap

HUM ‐ DRUM

the cleaning machine that talks dirty…

Monday, 7 May 2012

HUM DRUM or HMMM – DRUM the ul,mate household appliance / cure for marital discomfort…

(FEEL LIKE YOU’VE HAD A THIRTY YEAR TRIAL?)

a kind word may be helpful but a kinky word saves marriages… (hence why men love the sat‐nav woman’s voice)

wives will now feel valued and appreciated…

(MMMMMHMMMM!) husbands will never have a dirty pair of Y‐fronts… (nothing worse than no clean draws)

a thoughRul giS for any occasion…

(Why say I love you when your washing machine can do it for you?)

Monday, 7 May 2012

YOU ’D

BET

TER

STOC K UP

“HMMM ‐ DRUM?”

Monday, 7 May 2012

FORMULA FOR FIDELITY (or whatever)

HEY SEXY!

MMM LEMON!

a few kind words

lots of powder

Monday, 7 May 2012

OOOOOO!

fresh washing + happy husbands + even happier wives

choose your se_ng…

PERV‐ ‐ ‐METER… Builder

‐ heckling ‐ references to chest ‐ references to what ,me your legs open…

Creepy Uncle Gary

‐ references to you and a bathtub ‐ electric shocks ‐ interes,ng conversa,on… at ,mes

Male Secretary ‐ mild flir,ng ‐ wolf whistle ‐ compliments

Monday, 7 May 2012

Pervert

‐ whoa! Not in front of the kids ‐ hide grandma… ‐ DO NOT USE ON SUNDAYS!

PHRASES INCLUDE… (wolf whistle + loving sigh come as standard) ‐ I know what underwear you are wearing, I rinsed them…

‐ you’ve had your hair done, it looks beau,ful!

‐ PUT IT IN MY DRUM NOW!!!

‐ you set my heart on spin cycle…

‐I may be rough but I’d do your delicates…

‐ you smell nice is that DAZ you are wearing? ‐ You may be doing washing but you are so dirty!

Monday, 7 May 2012

AND MANY MORE

XXX

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“never seen your smile here before…”

OVER FRIENDLY OFFICE ASSISTANT SETTING “OOH BIG BOY… all that for me?”

(Ideal for house training husbands)

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“now I know why they call it banana republic” (will always take your husbands load) Monday, 7 May 2012

DO NOT SIT ON IT! Monday, 7 May 2012

FALL IN LOVE WITH WASHING AGAIN… (maybe your husband too)

Monday, 7 May 2012

“YOUR ARSE IS

FAT”

IF FAULTY ‐ remain calm

‐ call supplier or repair man ‐ keep out of hearing distance

‐ do not eat chocolate and cry ‐ remember its just the suds talking

“….WHY?” Monday, 7 May 2012

THANKS FOR WATCHING! =D also available ‐ toaster / gay best friend ‐ gossiping kegle ‐ melody taps ‐ loven’ oven ‐ sarcas,c microwave ‐ cheerful chairs

LONELY KITCHENS INC. Monday, 7 May 2012

James Meacock and Kirsty Thomson