Laughter is the Best Medicine! by Hannah Howe

Contributions by Hannah Howe

What do you call two witches who share an apartment? Broommates. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

An obnoxious man walked into the bank the other day and asked me to check his balance. So I pushed him over.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any. Did you know there is a technical term for a beautiful, hot, sunny day that follows two rainy days? It’s called, ‘Monday’.

If toast always lands butterside down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat

and drop it?

A man walked into the doctor's. He said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places.' The doctor said, 'Well don't go

there any more.'

A chicken and an egg lined up next to me at the start of a charity marathon. I looked at them and thought, this could be interesting...