Laughter is the Best Medicine! by Hannah Howe

Contributions by Hannah Howe

Misheard Lyrics

“These ants are my friends, they’re blowin’ in the wind.” Bob Dylan.

“We built this city on sausage rolls.” Jefferson Starship.

“See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen”. ABBA, ‘Dancing Queen’.

“Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tangerine”. ABBA, ‘Dancing Queen’.

“Saving his life from this warm sausage tea” - Queen, ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’.

“Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her.” The Monkees, ‘I’m a Believer’.

“Kicking your cat all over the place”. Queen, ‘We Will Rock You’. “Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight”. R.E.M., ‘Losing my Religion’.

“Take your teeth out, tell me what’s wrong”. ABBA, ‘Chiquitita’.

“Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight, take me to the doctors at the break of the day”. ABBA, ‘Gimme Gimme Gimme’.

“There’s a bathroom on the right.” Credence Clearwater Revival, Bad Moon Rising.

“I’ve been waiting for this snowman all my life.” Phil Collins, In the Air Tonight.