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NEWS & VIEWS > THE WEEK

EDITOR’S NOTE

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OH, THAT FRESH MARKET AIR Those waiting in painful anticipation of summer market season will be pleased to know there’s still plenty of opportunities to browse local wares in the tail end of this winter season. The Victoria Downtown Public Market Society has been going strong all winter long, with monthly and now biweekly winter markets. As the cold starts to melt away — so we hope — the society is celebrating its nearly complete second year, with two more winter markets: March 3 and 17, from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Market Square. “You will find products that taste great, that taste real, and everything is grown and produced

Seagull sympathies are waning thin this season, as downtown businesses prepare to wage their annual war against the persistent poopers.

by artisan producers and growers,” says Corry Matechuck, VDPMS farm market manager. In only a few weeks, the VDPMS is preparing to announce the new schedule for its secondtime summer markets, all located in the Market Square inner courtyard. No word yet on how the downtown market will compete (or cooperate) with other Victoria favourites this year, like the Moss Street Market, but if Victoria’s cravings for local foods have been any indication, this summer should shape up to be a plethora of Island options. Pad those baskets, and stay tuned.

PIRATE RADIO PLUNDERED Officials from Industry Canada arrived at the home of Fernwood Autonomous Radio last Thursday, Feb. 23, just after 10 p.m., with a cease and desist order — reinforcing the capital’s ageold No Fun City reputation, this time at the hands of the federal government. “We had to let them into the house to take pictures of the transmitter and other gear and, if we didn’t, I would have been read my rights and taken into custody,” said FAR host Joey Chaos. Despite the official veto, Chaos said things could have been worse. “I think they found the whole thing more amusing than anything.” Not to be discouraged, Chaos and the FAR crew have already begun to explore their options, including going legitimate or switching to digital broadcasting. Despite the inevitability of its passing, Chaos says the loss of Fernwood Autonomous Radio will leave behind a void in the community. “We feel that we have a community audience now, and a large portion of our listeners are digital,” he says. “There’s still a place for FAR, but we just can’t afford the risk of radio as a form of activism.” Check out radiofernwood.wordpress.com for podcasts and updates about the radio station. M - Simon Nattrass

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ward season always arrives with a sense of trepidation. We know it’s impossible to please every reader, but we hope that our continuing and fresh coverage of important, informative and fun topics within our community has endeared us to most of you. We also made a number of noticeable changes to Monday in 2011, not the least of which was a complete redesign and the arrival of new editorial faces. GRANT Reaction from you, our readers, is our oxygen, MCKENZIE but it’s always interesting to see how our peers in the newspaper industry have reacted to this bold step of editor@ ours. Well, the first industry awards of the season mondaymag.com have been announced, and I’m thrilled to announce that Monday has been spotlighted as a Top 3 finalist in seven categories — the most of any Island newspaper — for the B.C. & Yukon Community Newspapers Association awards. The best part of this, however, is that six of the nominations are for writing, while the seventh is for our wonderful redesign. The diverse list of categories is also interesting as Monday writers are nominated for feature, environment, history and business stories. Here are the official nominations: Q Editorial Award: Code of Justice: Kimberley Proctor’s killers will face a fate worse than death by Grant McKenzie & Timothy Collins. Q Columnist Award: Brian Kieran for Driver testing is designed to fail seniors and Campbell retains power to inspire outrage. Q Feature Article Award: No Shame: Healing the Wounds by Danielle Pope. Q Business Writing Award: Ugly sweaters for all by Mary Ellen Green. Q Environmental Writing Award: Dying to stay green: Victorians are making end-of-life decisions with the same values as they lead their lives by Mary Ellen Green. Q Neville Shanks Memorial Award for Historical Writing: Remember Us: Chinese Canadian vets honour the country that cast them aside by Danielle Pope. Q Newspaper Promotion Award: Monday Magazine Relaunch by Publisher Penny Sakamoto and the entire Monday team. BCYCNA judges had a record 1,800 entries to review, with the monumental task of selecting the top three in each category. Our parent company, Black Press, took 76 finalist spots overall out of 132, which included 14 for General Excellence. The winners will be announced during an awards gala on April 14 at the River Rock Casino Resort in Richmond. M

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CONTENTS VOL. 38, NO. 09 March 1 - 7, 2012

NEWS & VIEWS

MONDAY LIFE

THE WEEK

SUDOKU & STR8TS

REPORT CARD

EDITOR’S NOTE

GEORGIA NICOLS HOROSCOPE AND WESTCOAST WELLNESS

LETTERS

KIERAN REPORT

CITY WATCHDOG

MONDAY GUIDE

FEATURES

CITYSOMETHING Theatre Inconnu presents The Crackwalker

MUSIC Acres of Lions off to a roaring start in the new year

MUSIC A bi-coastal Celtic celebration with the Barra MacNeils and the Victoria Symphony

FILM & LIBATION Act of Valor and Wanderlust

CALENDAR OF EVENTS

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It’s time again to recognize Victoria’s best with Monday’s 10th-annual M Awards. Just like the celebration last year, vote for your choices using the print ballot on page 17, or online by 5 p.m., March 23. Qualifying voters will be entered to win a guest pass to the gala on Tuesday, April 24.

Darryl Mar is the man responsible for jazzing up Victoria — as the man behind the TD Victoria International Jazz Fest for the last 28 years, and counting.

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I work at a half-way house for parolees and fully concur with Megan Mills' article about rehabilitation and reintegration. It is essential to the parolees re-entry into the community that there be halfway places and programmes that they can use to transition from "con life" to "real life." This article is also quite timely given that the Conservatives omnibus crime bill is presently being discusses in the Senate and, if passed, will see much of the philosophy of Corrections Services Canada switch from rehabilitation to punitive. The Canadian government has actually come under ﬁre from Texas,

who's state government has long since abandoned the tough on crime approach in favour of more integrated treatment programs that focus more on the healing of the criminal than the costly punishment. MATTHEW COOK, VICTORIA

Food wasted Re: Dumpsters closed for business, Feb. 23 - 29 Only corporate logic can deduce that food is garbage. Don't the higherups ever think that food can go from retail for afﬂuent customers, then to discounted 50%, and only after that does it become "garbage." Does a new car go from new to garbage without "used" in between? True talent is needed to turn discounted 50% into

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a delicious, nutritious meal, especially for pensioners. One wonders if the higherups were left with no food and sat next to one of their locked bins — would they reconsider their policy when it concerns their own stomachs? MICHAEL BERGOT, VICTORIA

Not a martyr Re: Dumpsters closed for business, Feb. 23 - 29 I was dismayed by your editorial about me and my experience of dumpster diving because it seems to me I was portrayed as a victim and a martyr. I live on limited means, yes, but chose years ago to live a non-consumer lifestyle and have no regrets. I create my own entertainment, and dumpster diving has been an adven-

ture. I am not "doing my best to support" anybody and when all is said and done I have no shortage of money for food. I was merely sharing freely the fantastic abundance that came out of Thrifty's dumpster. I expressed my sadness that it was gone as well as my gratitude that we had been able to take advantage of the opportunity. As I said, for a while "I was the cheese fairy, dealing out exotic French cheese to all and sundry." I want to change the system that extracts, consumes and wastes, while in the process poisoning the planet, but in no way do I blame Thrifty's who, quite possibly, would prefer not to be locked into this system. EDWARD BUTTERWORTH, VICTORIA

NEWS & VIEWS > OPINION

STREET SMARTS Did the provincial budget meet your expectations?

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Clark’s many promises up for review appy anniversar y Christy. It has been one year since you assumed the Liberal leadership and dedicated yourself to the betterment of working families. BRIAN You pledged that KIERAN families would be bkieran@ treated with new mondaymag.com found respect and that addressing onerous tax burdens on working families would be at the core of your caring approach. You promised: “When a decision comes before cabinet, we will ask: How does this affect B.C. families?” You promised to implement a working income tax benefit as part of your poverty reduction plan because “there are families in every part of the province who cannot afford three meals a day and who send their children to school hungry.” Well, a year later the New Christy Minstrels have fallen under the spell of Finance Grinch Kevin Falcon who is digging for chump change in the pockets of those very families. In Falcon’s just-released 2012 budget both middle class and low income families will pay more, not less, in a variety of fee increases (read: taxes). Technically, the premier is accurate when

Well, sadly, yes. But such is life.

she claims the budget does not raise income burden on families, but the thing is … I don’t taxes on families. But that is small comfort get to control that entirely.” when medical service premiums are set to So, who’s running this dog and pony rise another four per cent, when carbon and show? Clark or Falcon? I think we know the tobacco taxes continue to climb, when BC answer. Hydro and BC Ferries rates are about to take Besides turning his back of Clark’s “famioff and when ICBC prelies first” agenda, Falcon miums are on the rise. also delivered a fiscal The premier said a assault on small business, The premier year ago that governthe sector that accounts said a year ago ment needed to examine for the vast majority of that government the accumulated tax burB.C.’s job creation. While dens on families. If she the premier was graspneeded to really believed that, if it ing at straws, her finance examine the was not just poli-babble, minister was erasing a tax burdens on then Clark has lost a planned tax cut for small major battle around her business and forecasting families. If that cabinet table. a corporate tax hike in was not just Falcon basically said 2014. poli-babble, then his budget is no famOne has to wonder if ily picnic. “This budget Clark was even permitClark has lost is about fiscal discipline,” ted to participate in prea major battle he said. Apparently, the budget deliberations. Just around her kind of fiscal discipline ahead of the release of the cabinet table. that working families budget Clark maintained are already forced to that tax hikes had been embrace in their daily ruled out. And, mere lives is not enough to satisfy the miserly moments before Falcon tabled his docufinance minister. ment Clark was scolding the tax-happy NDP. Falling in line with Falcon, the premier “Rather than thinking we can grow the now maintains that her focus is “to try to economy by raising and spending taxes, we protect the interests of families in the long believe the way you grow the economy is by term by doing everything I can to enable the lowering taxes,” she told the Legislature. creation of jobs.” Now she admits she has NDP leader Adrian Dix said it all in 10 no power to implement tax relief for hard- words: “Christy Clark is sounding more like pressed families. “We are looking at the total Gordon Campbell every day.” M

JESSICA ROBINSON, Victoria

No. We needed more emphasis on health care and education. RACHEL HESSE, Victoria

I actually didn’t follow the budget at all. CHRIS MUNKACSI, Victoria

Yes, the budget was pretty much what I ﬁgured it would be. CHRIS ZATYLNY, Victoria If you’d like to participate in Street Smarts, contact editor@mondaymag.com

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Youth summit poses answers to homeless e’re all familiar with homelessness here in the capital — with around 1,300 people living in the streets and alleys of the City of Gardens, no one is likely to forget about the plight of our region’s most vulnerable citizens. What we don’t see — and all too readily forget — is the ever-growing SIMON number of youth on and near our streets. NATTRASS It’s not just the public, either — despite snattrass@ B.C. having the highest rate of child poverty mondaymag.com in the country, the attentions of Provincial and Federal officials seem firmly locked on just about anything else. “Perhaps the greatest challenge to youth homelessness in the CRD is the need to raise its profile. It remains an invisible problem except by those who work with youth daily,” says Mark Muldoon, executive director of Threshold Housing Society. As the effects of this officially sanctioned denial trickle down, providing support for street youth becomes a process of artfully arranging a variety of chronically under-funded services into whatever loosely-woven safety net service providers can manage. It’s this

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most basic problem that Adam Clarkson hopes to address by hosting Belonging: A Youth Homelessness Summit, from April 20 to 22. Clarkson says the Summit will see service providers from around the capital gather to discuss their work and seek out ways to better serve youth on and near the street. “We’re going to try and distill out some of those specific ways forward; specific solutions for our area based on the expertise [of participants].” Faced with public and official ignorance, lack of funding, and an endless stream of youth in need of shelter, safety, and support, getting together for a chat might seem to indicate a troubling lack of urgency. But, far from providing an excuse to pontificate, Belonging will begin a conversation that has never been had, laying bare the long-ignored world of street youth. This event gives us hope that somewhere outside the rhetoric on “breaking the cycle” through enforcement targeted at streetentrenched adults, people are beginning to realize the simple reality that in order to end homelessness we have to reverse the flow of young people from an uncaring system to the streets. Belonging Victoria will be holding a fundraiser gala on Saturday, March 3, 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. at the Odd Fellows Hall. See more at belongingvictoria.com. M

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arryl Mar is the man responsible for jazzing up Victoria. As the artistic director of the TD Victoria International Jazz Fest and executive director of the Victoria Jazz Society, Mar has been the man with the plan for the last 28 years — as long as the festival has been running. He credits his strong, stable leadership, warm and generous volunteers and his “open-eared” policy for the longevity of the festival, which he says is much more than just a jazz festival. The Victoria Jazz Society hosts the jazz festival every summer, along with the Vancouver Island Blues Bash in September as well as a yearly presenting concert series. “Our mandate is to present live STORY BY jazz music in MARY ELLEN GREEN our community — jazz in all its arts@mondaymag.com forms — traditional to mainstream to avant-garde and improvised. And in the jazz genre we present blues, R & B music, world music and a bit of roots music, too,” says Mar. “That is very deliberate on my part. Over the years, to keep our audiences interested, to keep the programming interesting, we have to go outside of jazz … Even though it’s called the jazz festival, there’s more than jazz in our festival, and that’s been the philosophy of what started out as Jazz Fest International to what is now the TD

Victoria International JazzFest.” Mar focuses on having the right mix of local performers, emerging artists, international artists and headliners to keep audiences coming back year after year. “There’s no formula to it; it’s all based on what I think may be available in the festival year that I’m booking and I work very closely with my colleagues across Canada on that.” The Victoria Jazz Society is a member of Jazz Festivals Canada, an association built of executive and artistic directors of Canada’s jazz festivals. The artistic directors meet three times a year to discuss which artists they’d like to book for the upcoming festival season. Mar has successfully brought in many of the genre’s heavyweights, including Wynton Marsalis, Maceo Parker, Holly Cole and Madeleine Peyroux, and put them on the same stages as local favourites like Marc Atkinson, David Gogo and Emily Braden. “Music is a passion for me,” says Mar. “I think I’m very open-eared. I’m open to listening to all styles and forms of music.” Born and raised in Victoria, Mar was turned on to jazz by a relative. “When I was a teenager growing up my uncle listened to a lot of jazz music and I just started listening and developed an affinity towards it,” says Mar. After a career in the retail record business, Mar decided he wanted to turn his attention to promoting live music. Now it’s his passion. Mar says his favourite part of the job is “booking the artists that I’ve always wanted to bring into Victoria and especially the emerging artists that I can introduce to Victoria audiences, like the Diana Kralls and the Esperanza Spaldings.” “One of the great pleasures for me is turning people on to music that they’ve never heard before and being able to present emerging artists at the start of their careers. And a lot of the times they establish themselves so well that we can’t afford them in our city again ... that can be frustrating.” But funding isn’t a problem for this festival as it is with so many other arts and culture festivals. TD Canada Trust came on board as title sponsor in 2010 after five years as a national sponsor. “It’s really fortunate that we have TD as a title sponsor. It’s very rare that anything in Victoria gets title sponsorships from a national company, the bucks traditionally stop in Vancouver,” says Mar. This is the first time the festival has had the benefit of a title sponsor and Mar says it’s helped provide financial stability above and beyond the local show sponsors, which Mar says there are many. The festival has come a long way since it started as a three-day festival with a budget under $10,000, “and now it’s $900,000, and we’re strong,” says Mar. But it wasn’t always that way. “This festival didn’t get any government funding for the first two or three years, we had to prove ourselves,” says Mar. “We made it grow in baby steps, you can blow your brains out in the first couple of years and if you blow it, you’re done, you won’t be back.” “If there’s any word of advice I’d give to any start up festivals it’s make sure you have your financial partners in place. Don’t rely solely on ticket revenue because that’s an unknown.” Continued on Page 9

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He says his “magic formula” of financial stability is funding from all three levels of government, corporate sponsorship and a growing audience base as ticket purchasers. Combine that with a small, dedicated staff and the continuity provided by having the same artistic direction for 28 years, and Victoria’s got a world-class festival for years to come. “I’m going to do it as long as I enjoy it, and it’s still very enjoyable,” says Mar. Mar says he’s proud of “the longevity of the festival and the respect that it gets within our community and across Canada.” Mar visits an annual trade show in New York with Jazz Festivals Canada, and when people look at the program guide for Victoria he is always pleased with their reaction. “First of all, a lot of people don’t know where Victoria is, but when I tell them it’s right across the water from Vancouver with its target an audience of over 3 million people, and I target an audience of 350,000, they’re just

amazed at the stature of the artists I’m able to get in to our festival, the number of performances and the number of days that the festival runs in a city this size …on an island,” he says with a laugh. With just over 100 days left before the 2012 festival (June 22 to July 1), the Victoria Jazz Society has already announced that ten-time Grammywinning guitarist George Benson and standards singer Dianne Reeves are just two of the international jazz stars making their way to Vancouver Island. In total we can expect hundreds of musicians performing at numerous venues over 10 days, playing music that ranges from jazz to avantgarde, blues, R &B, soul, world, Latin, Cuban, roots, soul and funk — and lots of things in between. “That’s where the open-ear philosophy comes in. You have to give new things a chance. You can’t wait until they’re proven or you’ll miss out on too much. Just give it a chance.” M

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Anne Schaefer he Fort Cafe seems a strange choice of venue for the launch of an album so subversive as The Black Valley Gospel’s inaugural, self-titled offering. But on Saturday night David Chenery’s latest project is set to release their extended musical meditation on the devil himself within the narrow confines of a cafe more accustomed to belching the sweet aroma of saffron and other aromatic spices than a scent so sulfurous and sweaty as that to which Black Valley Gospel has claimed as their most reliable muse; ironically, the pairing is destined for Heaven, not Hell. Read Nick Lyons’ write up on mondaymag. com and get your saintly butt down to the Fort Cafe, March. 3 to find out if Chenery’s Satan is a demon or saint. Doors at 7 p.m. and show promptly at 9:30 p.m. With Bonehoof. $8. Local songstress Anne Schaefer is releasing her sophomore album The Waiting Room Thurs., March 1 at Alix Goolden Hall. The album has already been nominated for Album of the Year at the Vancouver Island Music Awards. Local artist Deryk Houston is having a show of his paintings at Eclectic Gallery called Blackbirds, Stooked Wheat and Prayers, which explores earth and creating conditions for seeds to grow — a metaphor for the search for peace. Opening reception is Thurs., March 1 at 7 p.m. (2170 Oak Bay). Sample the rich vocal colours and contrasting expressive traditions

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Local band cracks new markets ACRES OF LIONS OFF TO A ROARING START TO THE NEW YEAR By Mary Ellen Green arts@mondaymag.com

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Local pop-rockers Acres of Lions are kicking off their next Canadian tour in Victoria at Sugar, Sat., March 3 with Lindsay Bryan and Sunhawk.

resh off a cross-Canada tour with Edmonton rockers making process as possible,” he says. Ten Second Epic and a third place win in the Peak PerThey’re reaching out to radio stations and magazines looking formance Project, local Victoria band Acres of Lions is for promotion and networking opportunities. They even have a off to a roaring start to 2012. second song appearing on the TV show Degrassi this summer. The pop-rock band signed to local label Cordova Yerex offers some advice: “When you’re reaching out to Bay Records released its second album, Collections in September, people, just because you don’t hear back doesn’t mean that they and the single “Reaction” charted at #19 on the alt-rock radio didn’t read it. You just have to keep on reaching out and eventucharts in Canada and has more than 26,000 views on YouTube. ally you’ll get to the point where you’ll find an opportunity that After a show Sat., March 3 at Sugar, Jeff Kalesnikoff (vocals, is mutually beneficial. Like now we’re at the point where bookguitar), Tyson Yerex (guitar, keys, vocals), Dan ing agents are reaching out to us.” Ball (bass, vocals) and Lewis Carter (drums) “When you go to a conference or festival ACRES OF LIONS are heading out on another cross-country always make sure you go to the conference tour playing 10 shows between Victoria and panels, figure out who’s on them and how TOUR KICK-OFF Timmins, Ont. before ending up in Toronto they can help you and introduce yourself,” with Lindsay Bryan and where they’ll play a Music BC showcase at says Yerex. Sunhawk Canadian Music Week alongside Current That’s what he did when he heard Sat., March 3 at Sugar Swell, The Belle Game, The Matinee, Portage Elliott Lefko, vice president of L.A.-based Doors at 10 pm and Main, and Maurice. Goldenvoice (the company that brings us Tickets $12, available at Straight from Toronto they’ll head to Coachella and Edgefest) would be part of the Ditch Records and London, U.K. where they’ll do three days of panel at last year’s Rifflandia Festival. Now Lyle's Place press and showcases (March 26-28) with Acres of Lions has a slot on the bill performtheir label Fierce Panda Records (label alumni ing for more than 20,000 people at Edgefest include Coldplay and Death Cab For Cutie), in Toronto in July with Billy Talent, Death who is releasing Collections in the U.K. in May. They're hoping to From Above 1979, Silversun Pickups, The Sheepdogs and more. start scheduling a U.K tour for later this summer. “And this is the tip of the iceberg. We want this to become our On the other side of the world, Acres of Lions is releasing full time jobs.” Collections in Japan on Bullion Records (label alumni include “This is the year of Acres of Lions,” says Yerex. Goldfinger and Gaslight Anthem), who released their debut With all the gigs lined up and new markets to conquer, album Working in January. Yerex says they’re hoping to do a Yerex says the guys are looking forward to spending more Japanese tour later this year. time together, most of it in close quarters, honing their craft It’s an exciting time for an exciting band. With so much on and talking business. “This is the first tour we’ll actually their plates it’s hard to believe that they’re all working other have a roadie … and our van is on the smaller side so we jobs because these guys also make time to do their industry have the two front seats, one bench and then the gear — so homework. three guys on one bench is going to be kind of squishy, but After releasing two albums, Yerex says they’ve learned a lot. we’re going to do it.” “We’re taking more control and now we know that you really “It’s great to be able to put your heads together not just need to be smart and be involved in as much of the decision twice a week but every single day.” M

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ARTS & CULTURE CALENDAR STAGE THURS. MAR. 1 HAIRSPRAY - A group of teens in 1962 Baltimore team up with a wizened, black record store owner to challenge racial segregation and body image stereotypes on a TV show. 7:30pm and SUNDAY 2pm Spectrum Community School (957 Burnside). To Mar. 4. $8/$10. tbarss@sd61.bc.ca.

SUN. MAR. 4 THE WIZARD OF OZ - Presented by Kaleidoscope Theatre. Adventure awaits you along the Yellow Brick Road; just as long as you don’t run into the Wicked Witch. 2pm at the Metro Studio Theatre (1411 Quadra). $28.25. rmts.bc.ca. THIS IS TWISTED THEATRE Hosted by Rod Peter Jr. An improv cage match. 8pm at Victoria Event Centre (1415 Broad). $10.

WED. MAR. 7 RABBIT HOLE - Langham Court Theatre is proud to present David Lindsay-Abaire’s Pulitzer Prizewinning drama. Preview 2 for $20. 8pm at Langham Court Theatre (805 Langham). To Mar. 24. $17-$19. 250384-2142, boxoffice@langhamtheatre. ca.

THE GAMESTER - Based on Jean-Francois Regnard's Le Joueur. Full of witty verse, mistaken identity, gambling, gossip, and elaborate costumes and set. To Mar. 10, 7pm at the Glenlyon Norfolk School Performing Arts Centre (801 Bank). $12/$14. 250-370-6800, icollett@ mygns.ca.

ONGOING GUYS AND DOLLS - Presented by the SMU Senior School. To Mar. 3 at the McPherson (3 Centennial Square). $24.75. rmts.bc.ca. SIN CITY IMPROV: CARNIES This completely improvised play unfolds in 24 weekly episodes. Every week the cast of characters move the story forward in hilarious and unexpected ways, as they respond to live direction. 8pm. TUESDAYS to Apr. 17 at the Victoria Event Centre (1415 Broad Street). $12/$15. 250-480-3709. THE CRACKWALKER - By Judith Thompson. The four characters are lowlife misfits as far as respectable community is concerned, but their interaction demonstrates a symbiotic relationship that is every bit as rich and complicated as those in more “elevated” circles. $7 preview 8pm. To Mar. 17 at Fernwood Little Hall (1923 Fernwood). $10/$14. 250-590-6291, ticketrocket.org.

AUDITIONS HARBINGER FILMS - Holding auditions for feature film "Dirty Joe's". Send headshot, resume and reel to Jim Leard, The Story Theatre Company,1291 Gladstone Ave, Victoria B.C., V8T 1G5 JKL50@hotmail.com. Deadline SATURDAY. KEEP IT SIMPLE THEATRE PRODUCTIONS - Open auditions for male actors 18 and up in the second annual production of Shakespeare and the History through Drama Series. Staged at The Metro Studios Theatre in mid-August and directed by Wendy Merk. SATURDAY at UVic. 250-208-7936, keepitsimpletheatre@ hotmail.com. ST. LUKE'S PLAYERS - Auditions for Murdered to Death. FRIDAY 7pm and SATURDAY 1pm at St. Luke's Hall (3821 Cedar Hill Cross). Requires five females and five males (various ages). Production dates May 23 - June 2. nevowen@shaw.ca. VICTORIA'S SHAKESPEARE BY THE SEA - New Victoria theatre company is starting a professional summer Shakespeare festival. Performers, designers, technicians send resume and picture to Robert Light MFA. Apt.1002 - 1147 Quadra Street Victoria, BC, V8W 2K5 or RobertJJLight@hotmail.com.

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VICTORIA ANARCHIST READING CIRCLE - Discuss the latest in anarchist reading. TUESDAYS 7pm at Camas Books (2590 Quadra). Free. 250-381-0585. TRIVIA NIGHT - With Mosquoy. Free. TUESDAYS 8pm at Felicita's (UVic). 250-721-8626. OPEN MIC - Poetry night. WEDNESDAYS 7-9pm at The Well (821 Fort). Free.

WEST END GALLERY - New Rod Charlesworth paintings showcase. Big bright skies on smaller canvases, fit for any space. To Mar. 8 at 1203 Broad. SERIOUS COFFEE ESQUIMALT Rob Vickery an exhibition of mixed media and photography. To Mar. 30 at #27-1153 Esquimalt. XCHANGES GALLERY - Trousseau, exhibition by Rebekah Johnson. Opening reception at 7pm. To Mar. 25 at 2333 Government.

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CRUSH - At the Touch of Love Everyone Becomes a Poet . Poetry, song and dance featuring Missie Peters. 8pm at the Metro Studio (1411 Quadra). $30.250-386-6121, joanne@ saltwaterinc.ca. PLANET EARTH POETRY - Mary Anne Moor and Rhonda Ganz read to a packed crowd. 7:30pm at The Moka House (1633 Hillside). $3. planetearthpoetry@gmail.com.

THE VICTORIA WRITERS’ SOCIETY 11TH ANNUAL WRITING COMPETITION - 1st prize, $100. $15/$20 entry fee. Categories are Fiction, Creative Non-fiction and Poetry. Deadline May 1. victoriawriters.ca.

SUN. MAR. 4 KUNG JAADEE-ROBERTA KENNEDY- Traditional Haida singer, drummer, and storyteller. 1:30pm at the First Metro United Church (932 Balmoral). $5-$20. 250-388-5188. SHARING OUR STORIES - Painter and author, Phyllis Serota will read from her book. Tea, coffee and light refreshments served. 2pm at Congregation Emanu-El Synagogue (1461 Blanshard). 250-480-1081.

GALLERIES THURS. MAR. 1 ECLECTIC GALLERY - Blackbirds, Stooked Wheat and Prayers, exhibition by Deryk Houston about the earth and creating conditions for seeds to grow. A metaphor for the search of peace. Opening reception 7pm. To Apr. 7 at 2170 Oak Bay. LEGACY ART GALLERY - Shining Examples, exhibition by Mark Laver. Dark, wet, Vancouver Island nights receive a painterly treatment. To Mar. 31 at 630 Yates.

SAT. MAR. 3 MARTIN BACHELOR GALLERY - Leaving Charlie, an exhibition of mixed media by Will Gordon. Opening reception 7pm. To Mar.29 at 712 Cormorant.

SUN. MAR. 4 GOWARD HOUSE GALLERY - Show and Sale. Artist reception 1:30pm. To Mar. 28 at 2495 Arbutus.

ONGOING ART GALLERY OF GREATER VICTORIA - Throw Down, an exhibition using sculpture, video, photography, drawing and public intervention. Featuring Sonny Assu, Gregory Ball, Megan Dickie, Tyler Hodgins, Alison MacTaggart. To May 6 at 1040 Moss St. GALLERY AT THE MAC - Visions of Community, exhibition of St. Michaels University Youth Art Exhibit. To Apr. 2 at 3 Centennial Square.

ART GALLERY OF GREATER VICTORIA - Victoria Collects: The Salish Weave Collection, an exhibition focusing exclusively on works by contemporary Coast Salish artists, George and Christiane Smyth. To May 6 at 1040 Moss. COAST COLLECTIVE ART CENTRE - Delightfully Eclectic - Linda Simrose & Friends, exhibition of many different art mediums and creative expressions. To SUNDAY at 3221 Heatherbell. DALES GALLERY - ENCOUNTERS in a traveling life. A diverse collection of images captures intimate moments of engagement with people and places around the world. To Apr. 3 at 537 Fisgard. LEGACY ART GALLERY Divergence: Insights into Studio Practices, exhibition from the studios of 19 UVic art education instructors comes a rich and diverse exhibition of images and objects that range through traditional and newer media. To SUNDAY at 630 Yates. MALTWOOD PRINTS AND DRAWINGS GALLERY - Silent Observer, an exhibition of photos by Ted Grant. To Apr. 2 at the McPherson Library (UVic). MARITIME MUSEUM- What Lies Beneath, an exhibit of the past, present and future of underwater exploration. $5-$30. Through August at 28 Bastion Square. THE SLIDE ROOM GALLERY - An exhibition with works by Stephen Goring, Dan MacDougall and Xane St. Phillip. To Mar. 12 at 2549 Quadra.

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Science As I’ve Seen It Wednesday, March 14, 2012 7:00 p.m. University Centre Farquhar Auditorium, UVic

Riding in a Zero-G airplane, descending into the depths of the Earth, peering into the mouth of a volcano, and meeting people who have visited the moon have provided Bob McDonald with a unique perspective on how science sees the world. Join Dr. McDonald for this illustrated presentation of his personal journey to the edge of the universe and back with a perspective on our unique and very special place, tiny planet Earth. Dr. McDonald is an author, science journalist and the current host of the CBC radio show Quirks & Quarks.

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Rich Aucoin is dying to live SHOW PROMISES TO MAKE YOU MOVE YOUR BODY By Dylan Toigo arts@mondaymag.com

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Songs from a Zulu farm LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO BRING SOUTH AFRICA TO VICTORIA By Mary Ellen Green

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ritically acclaimed South AfriSongs From a Zulu Farm was nominated for can isicathamiya (is-cot-a-me-ya) a 2012 Grammy in the Best World Music catmale choral group Ladysmith Black egory. Mazibuko says it was a surprise to learn Mambazo is returning to Victoria to of the album’s nomination. warm our hearts with traditional “When I heard the news I was over the songs from its latest Grammy-nominated al- moon,” he says. “This is the music we used to bum, Songs From a Zulu Farm. sing as children. It's the most basic of music, Ladysmith Black Mambazo takes its name so to get a nomination is wonderful; it's a from the town Ladysmith where it was formed great reward.” in 1960 by Joseph Shabalala, who still leads Mazibuko says the songs from the album the group today. are about days growing up Joseph’s cousin Albert on the farm, playing with his Mazibuko joined in 1969 friends, catching birds and LADYSMITH BLACK at the age of 20 and is the going swimming. MAMBAZO only other original mem“There is one that we used University Victoria Centre ber still in the line up. to sing when we're feeling Farquhar Auditorium “I think it’s 44 years cold and we want the clouds Wed., March. 7, 7:30 p.m. now. It’s a wonderto move from the sun so it Tickets $37.50 - $42.50 ful career. I've seen the can warm us, we would sing (250) 721-8480 or tickets. group change a lot,” says ‘Leliyafu, leliyafu,’ those uvic.ca Mazibuko. “It's wonderful are the things I think about right now we have some when we’re singing. That’s young members and that the magic of this music.” is going so well.” “It's very important to share those kinds of The group’s nine members range from 27 to things that we used to share as children — the 71 years old. beauty of it, the happiness of the music — we “We've been together for sometime, latest love to share our happiness with the world, it's member joined us just four years ago, but a great opportunity. I'm so glad we perform at before that was 1998. It's a long time as one least six of those songs on this tour.” family." They will also perform songs from their “We are a family, Joseph has four sons in other albums, including their most popular the group and I am a cousin to Joseph, so I am fan favourites. uncle to these four young boys. It’s like tour“There are some songs that we just can’t ing with your family.” leave behind,” says Mazibuko. M

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MUSIC CALENDAR GIGS THURS. MAR. 1 DELHI2DUBLIN - With Micro Bongo Sound System and Skylab Sounds. Electro. 10pm at 9ONE9. $19.50. THE CHANTRELLES - With Dead Soft, Goldenaxe, Annettes Beach Party and Alien She. Soul. 8pm at Logan’s. $6. STRINGS ON KINGS PRESENTS: BEN ARSENAULT AND NORTHCOTE - Folk. 7:30pm at Caffe Fantastico. Appreciation By Donation. THE CRYSTAL METHOD - Electronic. 9pm at Upstairs. $25.

FRI. MAR. 2 CHIXDIGGIT - With Old Wives and Purple Grimus. Pop punk. 10pm at Lucky. $12/$15. JELL - With The June Fiasco, Blake Andison and the Solution. Rock. 10pm at Logan’s. $8. TANIA GILL QUARTET - Jazz. 8pm at Hermann's. $15/$18. THE PARTY ON HIGH STREET With Compassion Gorilla. 10pm at the Cambie. $TBA. THE TREWS - With Poor Young Things. Rock. 10pm at 9one9. $28.

SAT. MAR. 3 ACRES OF LIONS - With Lindsay Bryan and Sunhawk. 10pm at Sugar. Pop rock. $12. BLACK VALLEY GOSPEL RECORD LAUNCH - Blues and gospel. 8:30pm at The Fort Café. $TBA. DURBAN POISON - With The Poor Choices and Mascara Nites. Garage soul. 10pm at the Cambie. $8. JOSH DIXON MEMORIAL - 4pm at Hermann's. $TBA. MUTATED EARTHLINGS - CD release show with The Gnarcoleptics, Mutated Earthlings and Capital City Stalkers. Metal. 9:30pm at Logan’s. $8. RICH AUCOIN - With Sidney York. 8pm at Lucky. $13..

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GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE -(SilverCity) Nicholas Cage once again reprises his role as an avenger from beyond the grave, in a third-tier Marvel Comic adaptation that has staggered from bad to worse. ++ GONE -(Capitol/SilverCity) Amanda Seyfried gets spunky in a ho-hum thriller about a young woman who survived an encounter with a serial killer only to become convinced that the same predator has just kidnapped her sister. The cops don't believe her and she has to go it alone. GOON -(Capitol/SilverCity) The subject of hockey violence is explored in a raunchy comedy that has been slashed by most critics. +++ THE GREY -(Caprice) Liam Neeson heads up a manly cast in an adventure-thriller about the survivors of a plane crash whose struggle to survive in snowy wilderness is exacerbated tenfold by a wolf pack that wants them for dinner. A bit talky, but a well made and thoughtful movie. +++ THE IRON LADY -(Capitol) Meryl Streep got Oscar gold for her amazing turn as Margaret Thatcher, in a biopic of England's first female prime minister that explores her polarizing politics and the price she paid for power. Smoothly directed, although a bit of a standard "greatest hits" kind of biography. Note: moves here from the Odeon on Friday.

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MOVIE MONDAY - Screening +++ Strictly Ballroom. This debut film by gifted director Baz Luhrmann (Moulin Rouge) is a wild, funny and romantic look at the edgy world of ballroom dancing as only the Aussies could do it. 6:30pm MONDAY in the 1900-block Fort. By donation. 595FLIC. moviemonday.ca. AWARENESS FILM NIGHT -The annual Farming and Gardening Gala includes a screening of To Make a Farm, a documentary portrait showing the challenges faced by five young small-scale farmers in Canada. WEDNESDAY, March 7, 7:15, Edward Milne Community School, 6218 Sooke Rd.

CINECENTA Cinecenta at UVic screens its films in the Student Union Building. Tickets are available 40 minutes prior to showtime. Info: 721-8365. cinecenta.com. TOMBOY -(Wed. Feb. 29-Thurs., March 1: 7:15, 9:00) The latest hit from France is an affecting yet matter-offact drama about a 10-year-old girl who, quite simply, wants to be a boy. PEOPLE OF A FEATHER -(Fri., Mar. 2 & Sat.-Sun., Mar. 3-4: 3:00, 7:00, 9:15) This award-winning film, made over seven years, captures how the traditional way of life of Canada's northern peoples are being threatened by environmental change.

++++ BABE -(Sat.-Sun., Mar. 3-4: 1:00 matinee) The greatest talking piglet movie of all time makes a welcome return. +++++ THE SEVENTH SEAL -(Mon., Mar. 5: 7:00, 9:00) This 1957 masterpiece by Swedish film legend Ingmar Bergman is a profound look at the meaning of life and death. Set during the days of the Black Death, it involves an allegorical battle of wills between a knight returning from the Crusades and a scythe-carrying figure of Death. SON OF THE SUNSHINE -(Tues., Mar. 6: 7:10, 9:00) This well-regarded Canadian drama features a young man who undergoes a radical operation to cure his Tourette's Syndrome only to experience unexpected and inexplicable consequences. CRAZY WISDOM: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF CHOGYAM TRUNGPA, RINPOCHE -(Wed.-Thurs., Mar. 7-8: 7:10, 9:00) Even non-Buddhists will likely enjoy this portrait of the eccentric Buddhist master who fled Tibet in the '60s and came to the United States. "Rinpoche" founded the first Buddhism university in the West and blew a lot of minds with his unorthodox approaches.

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might want to keep this in mind if you feel like acting out (the Full Moon will probably put you in a bind by pulling you in two directions, trying to please home and family as well as your career and your job). Oy! Not an easy trick to pull off. Something unusual in your family setting will take place late in the week. It could affect your home or a family member. It might even have something to do with your children. (“I’ve got the place childproofed but the kids still keep getting in!”)

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the beginning of March and there’s two out and the bases are loaded. Not only do we have a Full Moon this week, the planet Mercury starts slowing down on Wednesday before it goes retrograde next Monday. GEORGIA (“That again?”) And after NICOLS Thursday’s Full Moon, Friday and Saturday look challenging. (We all know “challenging” is a euphemism for bummer!) And of course, before the Full Moon, there’s always that inevitable build-up of tension. (Hey, I’m sugarcoating this.) Seriously, it’s minor hangnail stuff. I like how Alice Walker thinks: “The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.” (Of course, some give up their power by not paying their bill.)

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19 You might feel tension with co-workers building up this week, due to the Full Moon. (You’ll notice it Wednesday/Thursday.) Fortunately, you are hiding right now, as it were. And who can blame you, since Mercury is going retrograde in your sign! (Dontcha love it?) But lo! What is that clink of coin I hear? Opportunities to make money, or boost your earnings, or buy something beautiful for yourself or others, or lay the groundwork for getting a better job all exist for you this week. Yes! This makes sense because you are taking your powah. From this year forward, you are working towards a career peak around 2018. Remember this and wear deodorant when you go out. (“I’m so hot!”)

TAURUS APRIL 20-MAY 20 Any of the difficulties you experience this week will likely manifest in areas related to romance, love affairs, vacations, the arts, the entertainment world, show business and the hospitality industry. (Oh no! All the fun stuff.) Difficulties with children will also be par for the course. Fortunately, Tauruses make the best parents in the zodiac (did you know this?). That’s because Taurus parents know the first thing you do with kids is give them three square meals a day and a good bed to sleep in. The basics. Early in the week, you’ll feel sweet and sympathetic with others. Kind of gosh, golly, gee about something. No doubt this will endear you to someone. Hey, don’t knock it. Endearing is good.

GEMINI MAY 21-JUNE 20 Everyone notices you now because the Sun is still high in your chart. (Bosses, parents, teachers and VIPs especially notice you!) You

CANCER JUNE 21-JULY 22 Because the Moon is your ruler, naturally you will feel the tension this week before Thursday’s Full Moon. Do be careful because this particular Full Moon can attract accidentprone situations to you, especially walking, jogging and driving. Well, I would have to include speaking as well. That covers a pretty broad range, doesn’t it? In other words, watch what you say and watch what you do. Nevertheless, despite these tensions, group activities will be rewarding for you. In fact, a platonic or casual friendship could heat up into something romantic. (Ooo la la.) Something from your past, probably related to bosses or authority figures, is starting to come your way. You might want to look extra-good.

LEO JULY 23-AUG 22 This Full Moon is going to bring financial pressure to your scene. (Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money?) You know that you spend big — what Leo doesn’t? But the joke is, you can do an about-face so fast it can leave others slack-jawed; but you must be motivated. For example, you will save fantastically if you want to go on a vacation or want to buy something special. Again, you have to be motivated. You’re not the type to save for a rainy day, but a great raincoat? Now, that’s another thing! You’ll be juggling bills and expenses related to others to hopefully dovetail with your own earnings. Ouch! Hey, join the club. We number millions. And we’ve got cool jackets!

you can improve your finances now, especially through the resources and assistance of others. Get ready for ex-partners to materialize out of the ether.

sweet (and romantic) support from partners and other friends will tide you over these rough spots. In fact, partnerships look excellent for you this year!

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Just accept the fact that the Full Moon on Thursday will create some tension (before and after), either to your health, your job or both. This might simply mean that you feel impatient with someone or disappointed with your own progress about something. Many of you are on a health kick right now. I can relate. After taking years to gain weight, I am disappointed if I don’t lose a few pounds the first afternoon of dieting. (I mean, is there no justice?) Fortunately, romance is very sweet and sexual this week, and the assets and wealth of others can benefit you. Don’t worry about this Full Moon too much. Just remember to cut others a lot of slack, which you like to do anyway.

Your focus on home, family and your personal life continues. However, ironically, the Full Moon this week challenges everything at home. Difficulties with parents or authority figures, or demands from your home and career could be tough to juggle. In addition, relatives from the past are back in your life again. Do your best to avoid family squabbles. Social occasions, romance, sports and the arts are all sources of fun and pleasure. Continue to look for ways to improve your job (and your health) because they exist. (Of course, no amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.)

You feel increasing concern about your finances. You want to take care of your own needs (naturally) but you also feel an obligation to address the needs of others or perhaps to repay something. (A Full Moon situation always makes you feel you can’t do both.) Many of you are worried about debt right now. Take note: If you are looking for work or ways to boost your income, I suggest you return to previous ideas, old jobs and places where you applied before. In other words, retrace your steps. This way you’ll be working with the energy of the pending Mercury retrograde and it will actually help you.

PISCES FEB 19-MARCH 20 Once a year, the Full Moon is opposite your sign. This is what is happening this week. Naturally, this creates tension with partners and close friends. You are inclined to feel victimized when you’re upset. (It’s a Pisces thang.) Don’t do this. We all have bummer Full Moons, c’est la vie. With Neptune now in your sign, your sensitivity to everything is heightened! (And you are highly sensitive to begin with.) Fortunately, siblings, relatives and neighbours are sweetly supportive. Go with what works and forget about what doesn’t work. Be like Scarlett O’Hara, “I’ll cry about that tomorrow.” (Actually, laughter keeps everyone off guard; they wonder what you’re up to.)

CAPRICORN DEC 22-JAN 19 Take extra precautions this week. You might blurt out something you later regret, or you might do something regrettable. It’s not because you’ve lost your good judgment; you’re always aware of your place in society and what others think. This kind of accidental slip will simply be the Full Moon playing tricks on you. A sense of haste or agitation could make you flustered, which in turn could cause an accident. Therefore, chill out. If business from the past — especially with siblings and relatives — arises again, don’t let it bother you. (Admittedly, it’s hard to keep your shirt on when you want to get something off your chest.)

SCORPIO OCT 3-NOV 21 Tension with children, the arts, sports, show business, the entertainment world and hospitality industry are all strong possibilities because of the Full Moon that occurs this week. In fact, this tension might even manifest with children – namely, your kids! Obviously, your only recourse is patience, tolerance and a bit of understanding. (Ya think?) Who wants to exacerbate this problem? Far better to put out little fires before they become bigger ones. You might feel this tension with a friend or a member of a group as well. Fortunately,

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