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Miramare-Opicina: a preliminary study on the best bicycle way DIEGO MANNA Associazione Scientifica Dilettantistica Mappets Abstract To determine which is the best way to reach Villa Opicina from Miramare, four different percorses were examined with first-person scoionament method. The four percorses differs each other for their pendency, length, naturality, traffic and a new indicator developed for this study: the CTF factor. Km, time and calories butad al vent were measured with avanguardistic methods and are reported in this short report. No percors resulted too much better than others, but it can be suggested that Strada del Friuli is the best choice, even if the best choice apparently seems to be to sell the bike and go with motorin.
Key words: fadiga, figa, CTF, lĂŹ del little LIDL, barcola Introduction
Material and methods
As we are living in hard time for fuel prices, many people decide to go to work by walking, by bicycle or decide not to go to work (Scazz, 2007). Even if these could appear ideal solutions, many other things must be considered: time wasted, scoionament rate, increasing price of food to replace calories brusades (Gordo and Panza, 2004). This preliminary study was performed to open the way of a new scientific branch: the cossa xe meo ideology. As this study is avanguardistic, no other data are available about these monades. To help the workers of Area protetta di Miramare to select the best way to go to Villa Opicina by bicycle, we examined four different percorses and determined the best choice.
The four percorses are: A) Via del Pucino-Santa Croce B) Via Bonomea C) Via Commerciale D) Strada del Friuli-Prosecco All the percorses were analyzed on the basis of their length, pendency, naturality, traffic and CTF (culotettefiga) factor. The CTF factor is a rough esteem of how many mulettes you can see during the way. If you pass near a beach or a balnear stabiliment, like the little rats, the CTF factor is maximum (Burlasconi, 2008). On table 1 this analysis is riassumed. As a first note, CTF and naturality are inversely proportional, obviously no se pol gaver tuto. The study was performed using a GIANT Rincoion tuned with LIDL full optional 1
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Table 1: characterization of the four percorses
(Spinazz et al., 2005), including borset, arneses, campanel, lights, pump, bike computer and gel oversellin to not spaccars the cul (fig. figo).
Results
see the result speak clear: even with a negative thing in the name (Friuli), Strada del Friuli is the best choice in terms of time, figa and fadiga. If you percorr Via Bonomea, you risparm 20 minutes but you lose 20 years of your life. The other percorses are similar in terms of time expended, but Via del Pucino has a real bad CTF factor (Pacciani, 1996) and Via Commerciale is a little too much impirad, even if it has the greatest CTF factor (Pacciani, 1996).
The time of percurrences for every percors is riassunt in table 1, where is riassunt tutt, to risparm spaz. e bast. In the abstract we wrote that we measured also calories butad al vent: it is no true, ve la gavemo cazada. Our LIDL bike computer measured it, but we don't gavevim voia of Conclusion taking note. The best choice seems to be Strada del Friuli. Less fadiga and more figa. But if you're not insane, the best choice is to sell Discussion There is not much to discuss dei, as you can your bicycle to the nearest LIDL shop and go with motorin.
Acknowledgments LIDL was fundamental to develop this study without too much expenses. We are grateful to Cristina Castellarin and Gianna Visintin (in diplomatical alphabetical order) for their important sopport.
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