Relatively Funny

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January 2020 Giftware Catalog


TABLE OF CONTENTS 2 3 4 6 8 12 13 14 16 17 18 20 24 28 31 32 33 33 34 34 35

Table of Contents Displays Options Red Stick Plaques (91700) NEW Wire Handle Plaques (91400) NEW Key Fobs (91500) NEW Clocks (91100) Tissue Box Covers (91300) Pet Plaques (91200) Aprons (90800) Mugs (90900) Kitchen Towels (90300) Travertine Coasters (90200) Stick Plaques (90100) Easel-Back Magnets (90400) Mason Jar Magnets (91000) Chocolate Moose Hot Cocoa (7900) Polar Bear Hot Cocoa (56000) Black Bear Hot Cocoa (56050) Dear Santa Hot Cocoa (56700) Snowman Hot Cocoa (7300) Name Drop/Custom

Something Fun for Everyone! Everyone likes a snarky remark here and there. And, who are the best people to dish out snark to our loved ones? Yes, our family and friends, our closest relatives! “Relatively Funny” is a line of gift products that uses sharp witty sayings and sarcasm on a variety of fun and useful items. Our goal is to share laughter and affection with those dearest to us by poking fun at ourselves and others. After all, laughter is one of life’s greatest gifts! It helps us relax and recharge. It reduces stress and increases energy. Laughter is mainly about relationships and it helps us improve communication and build bonds. Choose from a broad selection of useful gifts and let’s get the belly laughs rolling.

CAUTION: Be careful who you gift Relatively Funny to ...or NOT!

Relatively Funny Continues to Expand! Something fun for everyone! We are proud to announce three new lines available January 2020. Key Fobs: The perfect pick-me-up gift for so many people. These Relatively Funny acrylic fobs target topics from driving to sports to fun and sarcastic sayings that are sure to get a good laugh! A useful and economical gift lets everyone know that life is full of fun for all? Even in this new technology filled world, we still have those keys that need a fob. Why not make it a fun one! With a variety of 48 different sayings on a spinner display, it is easy to find a design that is right on point for each person on your gift list. Wire Handle Plaques with Magnet: This line of small gifts has a big punch (line)! It is one of the most versatile gifts we offer. The curled wire handle is sturdy yet bendable. It fits perfectly over any bottle, preferably one of wine! It can be hung or folded over to create a table-top plaque. Yes, it also has a magnet if that is the preferred method of display. The wood plaque is 3” x 2” and has a 3” tall handle. It is a unique gift to attach to a consumable drink that will surely remind us of the friendship people share. There are 16 sayings that look great in the free eye-catching display. Red Stick Plaques: Red stained natural wood plaque with white screen printing will surely catch your attention. The 32 new snarky sayings will definitely receive a response of laughter! They are 16” long and a slender 2” x 1”, a popular size to sit on a desk, table, or shelf. There are 4 different sets of 8 that cover a variety of sarcastic topics. Thank you for your support of Relatively Funny which is owned and operated by AccessAbility Business Services Inc., a nonprofit 501(C)3 located in Minneapolis, MN. All products are printed, packaged and distributed from the Minnesota location and all profits support our mission.

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DISPLAY OPTIONS NEW

NEW

NEW

16” x 12” x 28”

9-1/2” x 7” x 28”

12” x 15” x 23”

Red Stick Plaques (Double-Sided Display) 4 each of 16 items $252.00

Key Fob Assortments 4 each of 48 items $366.00

Stick Plaques (Double-Sided Display) 3 each of 12 items $180.00

16-1/2” x 11-1/2” x 14-1/2”

Wire Handle Plaque Assortments 4 each of 16 items $192.00

17” x 13” x 8-1/2”

Travertine Coaster Assortments 4 each of 12 items $169.00

NOTE: ALL DISPLAYS OFFSET AT RETAIL.

14” x 14” x 35”

14” x 14” x 35”

8” x 9” x 23”

8” x 9” x 23”

Apron Assortments 3 each of 12 items $343.00

Kitchen Towel Assortments 4 each of 12 items $235.00

Easel-Back Magnet Assortments 4 each of 16 items $164.00

Mason Jar Magnet Assortments 4 each of 16 items $148.00

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RED STICK PLAQUES - NEW

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

15-3/4” x 1-1/2” x 3/4”

Red stained natural wood plaque with white screen printing will surely catch your attention. The 32 new snarky sayings will definitely receive a response of laughter! They are 16” long and a slender 2” x 1”, a popular size to sit on a desk, table, or shelf. There are 4 different sets of 8 that cover a variety of sarcastic topics. To order filled display, scan the display only barcode plus two 8 item assortment barcodes or 16 individual barcodes. Red Stick Plaque Assortment - Sarcasm 4 each of 8 items (91701-91708) = $112.00 91733 - 112

Red Stick Plaque Assortment - Work 4 each of 8 items (91709-91716) = $112.00 91734 - 112

Red Stick Plaque Assortment - Drinks 4 each of 8 items (91717-91724) = $112.00 91735 - 112

00401 - 28

Red Stick Plaque Assortment - Family 4 each of 8 items (91725-91732) = $112.00 91736 - 112

00401 Double-Sided Display Only - $28.00 4 each of 16 = 64 items at $3.50 = $224.00 + $28.00 display (4 pieces offset at retail) = $252.00

SARCASM

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91701 - 3.5

91702 - 3.5

91703 - 3.5

91704 - 3.5

91705 - 3.5

91706 - 3.5

91707 - 3.5

91708 - 3.5


RED STICK PLAQUES - NEW

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

WORK

DRINKS

FAMILY

15-3/4” x 1-1/2” x 3/4”

91709 - 3.5

91710 - 3.5

91711 - 3.5

91712 - 3.5

91713 - 3.5

91714 - 3.5

91715 - 3.5

91716 - 3.5

91717 - 3.5

91718 - 3.5

91719 - 3.5

91720 - 3.5

91721 - 3.5

91722 - 3.5

91723 - 3.5

91724 - 3.5

91725 - 3.5

91726 - 3.5

91727 - 3.5

91728 - 3.5

91729 - 3.5

91730 - 3.5

91731 - 3.5

91732 - 3.5

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WIRE HANDLE PLAQUES WITH MAGNET - NEW

Open Stock Ordering: 4 per style

3” x 5” x 1/4”

This line of small gifts has a big punch (line)! It is one of the most versatile gifts we offer. The curled wire handle is sturdy yet bendable. It fits perfectly over any bottle, preferably one of wine! It can be hung or fold over the handle to create a table-top plaque. Yes, it also has a magnet if that is the preferred method of display. The wood plaque is 3” x 2” and has a 3” tall handle. It is a unique gift to attach to a consumable drink that will surely remind us of the friendship people share. There are 16 sayings that look great in the free eye-catching display.

A VARIETY OF USES!

Wire Handle Plaque Display 4 each of 16 = 64 items at $3.00 + free display = $192.00 91417 - 192

91401-3

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91402-3

91403-3

91404-3


WIRE HANDLE PLAQUES WITH MAGNET - NEW

Open Stock Ordering: 4 per style

3” x 5” x 1/4”

91405-3

91406-3

91407-3

91408-3

91409-3

91410-3

91411-3

91412-3

91413-3

91414-3

91415-3

91416-3

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KEY FOBS - NEW

1-1/2” x 3-1/2” x 1/8”

Open Stock Ordering: 4 per style

The perfect pick-me-up gift for so many people. These Relatively Funny acrylic fobs target topics from driving to sports to fun and sarcastic sayings that are sure to get a good laugh! A useful and economical gift lets everyone know that life is full of fun for all! Even in this new technology filled world, we still have those keys that need a fob. Why not make it a fun one! With a variety of 48 different sayings on a spinner display, it is easy to find a design that is right on point for each person on your gift list.

REVERSE SIDE

00201 Double-Sided Display Only $30.00

91501 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91502 -1.75

00201 - 30

Key Fob Assortment 4 each of 48 = 192 items at $1.75 = $336.00 + $30.00 display (10 pieces offset at retail) = $366.00 91549 - 366

REVERSE SIDE 91505 -1.75

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REVERSE SIDE 91503 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91506 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91504 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91507 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91508 -1.75


KEY FOBS - NEW

1-1/2” x 3-1/2” x 1/8”

Open Stock Ordering: 4 per style

REVERSE SIDE 91509 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91510 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91513 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE

REVERSE SIDE

REVERSE SIDE 91516 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91519 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91522 - 1.75

91512 -1.75

91515 - 1.75

91518 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE

REVERSE SIDE

REVERSE SIDE

REVERSE SIDE 91521 -1.75

91511 - 1.75

91514 - 1.75

91517 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE

REVERSE SIDE 91520 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91523 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91524 -1.75

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KEY FOBS - NEW

1-1/2” x 3-1/2” x 1/8”

Open Stock Ordering: 4 per style

REVERSE SIDE 91525 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91526 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91529 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE

REVERSE SIDE

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REVERSE SIDE 91532 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91535 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91538 - 1.75

91528 -1.75

91531 - 1.75

91534 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE

REVERSE SIDE

REVERSE SIDE

REVERSE SIDE 91537 -1.75

91527 - 1.75

91530 - 1.75

91533 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE

REVERSE SIDE 91536 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91539 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91540 -1.75


KEY FOBS - NEW

1-1/2” x 3-1/2” x 1/8”

Open Stock Ordering: 4 per style

REVERSE SIDE 91541 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91542 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91545 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91543 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91546 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91544 -1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91547 - 1.75

REVERSE SIDE 91548 -1.75

NEW CUSTOM KEY FOBS SEE PAGE 35 FOR MORE INFORMATION

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CLOCKS

Open Stock Ordering: 1 per style

5” x 8” x 1-5/8” Time for Fun with this line of desktop clocks. This functional gift is 5” x 8” in size and 1-5/8” deep so it will sit by itself or can be hung on the wall. It is available in eight different themes that target that special person at whom you just need to poke a little fun! Clock mechanism operates on a standard AA battery (not included.)

Clock Assortment 2 each of 8 items = $184.00

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91109 -184

91101 -11.5

91102 - 11.5

91103 - 11.5

91104 -11.5

91105 -11.5

91106 - 11.5

91107 - 11.5

91108 -11.5


TISSUE BOX COVERS

Open Stock Ordering: 1 per style

5” x 5” x 5-1/2” x 3/4”

Ahhh Choo!! Yes, we all know sneeze happens! These funny tissue box covers are unique gifts that will surely to be a hit! Each sturdy cover fits over a standard square tissue box (not included) and is 5” x 5” x 5-1/2” tall. They are available in 8 hilarious sayings that are bound to bring on a tear of laughter.

Tissue Box Cover Assortment 2 each of 8 items = $144.00 91309 -144

91301 - 9

91302 - 9

91303 - 9

91304 -9

91305 -9

91306 - 9

91307 -9

91308 -9

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PET PLAQUES

5-1/2” x 5-1/2” x 3/4”

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

Perfect gift for dog and/or cat lovers. These 5-1/2” square wood plaques are 1” deep so they can easily sit tabletop or be hung on the wall. They are available in 16 different sayings and are sure to let everyone know the fun that pets bring to our lives.

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91201 - 4.5

91202 - 4.5

91203 - 4.5

91204 - 4.5

91205 - 4.5

91206 - 4.5

91207 - 4.5


PET PLAQUES

5-1/2” x 5-1/2” x 3/4”

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

Pet Plaque Assortment 2 each of 16 items = $144.00

91217 - 144

91208 - 4.5

91209 - 4.5

91210 - 4.5

91211 - 4.5

91212 - 4.5

91213 - 4.5

91214 - 4.5

91215 - 4.5

91216 - 4.5

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APRONS

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

22” x 34”

These classic white aprons are made from a 100% heavyweight cotton and screen printed with our Relatively Funny bold red and black signature designs. They are 22”x 34” one-size fits all and are easy to wash/dry. Our display is filled with 12 very funny designs that are individually packaged. Choose the gift and turn on the heat! 00700 - 55

00700 Display Only - $55.00 Apron Assortment 3 each of 12 = 36 at $8.00 each = $288.00 + $55.00 display (3 pieces offset at retail) = $343.00

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90813 - 343 90801 -8

90802 -8

90803 -8

90804 - 8

90805 -8

90806 -8

90807 -8

90808 -8

90809 - 8

90810 -8

90811 -8

90812 -8


MUGS

11-oz

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

FAMILY

90901 -4.5

Mug Assortment Family 2 each of 4 = $36.00

90902 - 4.5

OFFICE

90905 -4.5

MORNINGS SUCK

90909 -4.5

90910 - 4.5

90918 - 36

90908 -4.5

90919 - 36

90911 - 4.5

Mug Assortment Self-Advice 2 each of 4 = $36.00

90914 - 4.5

90904 -4.5

90907 - 4.5

Mug Assortment Mornings Suck 2 each of 4 = $36.00

SELF-ADVICE

90913 -4.5

90903 - 4.5

Mug Assortment Office 2 each of 4 = $36.00

90906 - 4.5

90917 - 36

90915 - 4.5

90912 -4.5

90920 - 36

90916 -4.5

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KITCHEN TOWELS

18” x 28”

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

We have added more FUN and Function to our Relatively Funny line with this great new towel display that is sure to have your customers laughing while they shop. Each 18” x 28” towel is made from heavy weight cotton adding function to the FUN. In addition we have added Retirement and Old Age verses so now there is a perfect towel for everyone in your Relatively Funny family.

Kitchen Towel Assortment 4 each of 90301-90312 = 48 items at $3.75 each = $180.00 + $55.00 display (6 pieces offset at retail) = $235.00 90334 - 235

00700 - 55

00700 Display Only - $55.00

90301 -3.75

90303 - 3.75

90305 - 3.75

90302 - 3.75

90304 - 3.75

Assorted 3-Pack 1 each of 90301, 90302, 90303 3 pieces total = $10.75 90313 - 10.75

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90306 -3.75

Assorted 3-Pack 1 each of 90304, 90305, 90306 3 pieces total = $10.75

18” x 28” Heavy Weight 100% Cotton

90314 - 10.75


KITCHEN TOWELS

18” x 28”

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

90307 -3.75

90309 - 3.75

90311 - 3.75

90308 - 3.75

90310 - 3.75

Assorted 3-Pack 1 each of 90307, 90308, 90309 3 pieces total = $10.75

90326 -3.75

Assorted 3-Pack 1 each of 90310, 90311, 90312 3 pieces total = $10.75

18” x 28” Heavy Weight 100% Cotton

90315 - 10.75

90316 - 10.75

90328 - 3.75

90330 - 3.75

90327 - 3.75

90329 - 3.75

Assorted 3-Pack 1 each of 90326, 90327, 90328 3 pieces total = $10.75 90332 - 10.75

90312 -3.75

90331 -3.75

Assorted 3-Pack 1 each of 90329, 90330, 90331 3 pieces total = $10.75

18” x 28” Heavy Weight 100% Cotton

90333 - 10.75

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TRAVERTINE COASTERS

4” x 4” x 3/8”

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

DRINKING ASSORTMENT

Travertine Coaster Assortment - Drinking 4 each of 12 = 48 items at $3.25 each = $156.00 + $13.00 display (2 pieces offset at retail) = $169.00 90247 - 169 00600 - 13

00600 Display Only - $13.00

WINE Travertine Coaster 4-Pack - Wine 1 each of 4 = $12.50 90201 -3.25

90202 - 3.25

90203 - 3.25

90204 - 3.25

90237 -12.5

BEER Travertine Coaster 4-Pack - Beer 1 each of 4 = $12.50 90205 -3.25

90206 - 3.25

90207 - 3.25

90208 - 3.25

90238 -12.5

DRINKS Travertine Coaster 4-Pack - Drinks 1 each of 4 = $12.50 90211 -3.25

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90212 - 3.25

90705 - 3.25

90706 - 3.25

90239 -12.5


TRAVERTINE COASTERS

4” x 4” x 3/8”

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

FAMILY ASSORTMENT

Travertine Coaster Assortment - Family 4 each of 12 = 48 items at $3.25 each = $156.00 + $13.00 display (2 pieces offset at retail) = $169.00 90248 - 169 00600 - 13

00600 Display Only - $13.00

FAMILY 1 Travertine Coaster 4-Pack - Family I 1 each of 4 = $12.50 90213 -3.25

90214 - 3.25

90215 - 3.25

90216 - 3.25

90240 -12.5

FAMILY 11 Travertine Coaster 4-Pack - Family I I 1 each of 4 = $12.50 90217 -3.25

90218 - 3.25

90219 - 3.25

90220 - 3.25

90241 -12.5

FAMILY 111 Travertine Coaster 4-Pack - Family I I I 1 each of 4 = $12.50 90221 -3.25

90222 - 3.25

90223 - 3.25

90224 - 3.25

90242 -12.5

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TRAVERTINE COASTERS

4” x 4” x 3/8”

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

SARCASM ASSORTMENT

Travertine Coaster Assortment - Sarcasm 4 each of 12 = 48 items at $3.25 each = $156.00 + $13.00 display (2 pieces offset at retail) = $169.00 90249 - 169 00600 - 13

00600 Display Only - $13.00

SARCASM 1 Travertine Coaster 4-Pack - Sarcasm I 1 each of 4 = $12.50 90225 -3.25

90226 - 3.25

90227 - 3.25

90228 - 3.25

90243 -12.5

SARCASM 11 Travertine Coaster 4-Pack - Sarcasm I I 1 each of 4 = $12.50 90229 -3.25

90230 - 3.25

90231 - 3.25

90232 - 3.25

90244 -12.5

SARCASM 111 Travertine Coaster 4-Pack - Sarcasm I I I 1 each of 4 = $12.50 90233 -3.25

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90234 - 3.25

90235 - 3.25

90236 - 3.25

90245 -12.5


TRAVERTINE COASTERS

4” x 4” x 3/8”

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

OLD AGE ASSORTMENT

Travertine Coaster Assortment - Retirement/Old Age 4 each of 12 = 48 items at $3.25 each = $156.00 + $13.00 display (2 pieces offset at retail) = $169.00 90295 - 169 00600 - 13

00600 Display Only - $13.00

RETIREMENT Travertine Coaster 4-Pack - Retirement 1 each of 4 = $12.50 90280 -3.25

90281 - 3.25

90282 - 3.25

90283 - 3.25

90292 -12.5

OLD AGE Travertine Coaster 4-Pack - Old Age I 1 each of 4 = $12.50 90286 -3.25

90287 - 3.25

90288 - 3.25

90289 - 3.25

90293 -12.5

FISHING / HUNTING Travertine Coaster 4-Pack - Fishing/Hunting 1 each of 4 = $12.50 90709 -3.25

90710 - 3.25

90711 - 3.25

90712 - 3.25

90715 -12.5

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STICK PLAQUES

12” x 2-1/2” x 3/4”

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

Stick Plaques. Something you can stick anywhere! Our natural pine sticks measure 12” x 2-1/2” x 3/4” and are stained white with screen printed, eye catching designs. Seven different sets of six sayings targeted to specific topics; wine, beer, coffee, retirement/old age, sarcasm and country living! Order your favorite “six pack display” or mix and match. Assortments 3 each of 12 = 36 items at $4.50 = $162.00 + $18.00 display (2 pieces offset at retail) = $180.00 Wine 90131

Family 90134

Beer 90132

Coffee 90133

Sarcasm Retirement/Old Age 90135

Country Living 90184

90163

00500 - 18

00500 Display Only - $18.00

WINE

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90131 - 81

Stick Plaque Assortment - Wine 3 each of 6 items = $81.00

90101 - 4.5

90102 - 4.5

90103 - 4.5

90104 - 4.5

90105 - 4.5

90106 - 4.5


STICK PLAQUES

12” x 2-1/2” x 3/4”

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

BEER

COFFEE

90132 - 81

Stick Plaque Assortment - Beer 3 each of 6 items = $81.00

90107 - 4.5

90108 - 4.5

90109 - 4.5

90110 - 4.5

90111 - 4.5

90112 - 4.5

90133 - 81

Stick Plaque Assortment - Coffee 3 each of 6 items = $81.00

90113 - 4.5

90114 - 4.5

90115 - 4.5

90116 - 4.5

90117 - 4.5

90118 - 4.5

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STICK PLAQUES

12” x 2-1/2” x 3/4”

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

FAMILY

SARCASM

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90134 - 81

Stick Plaque Assortment - Family 3 each of 6 items = $81.00

90119 - 4.5

90120 - 4.5

90121 - 4.5

90122 - 4.5

90123 - 4.5

90149 - 4.5

90135 - 81

Stick Plaque Assortment - Sarcasm 3 each of 6 items = $81.00

90124 - 4.5

90125 - 4.5

90126 - 4.5

90127 - 4.5

90129 - 4.5

90178 - 4.5


STICK PLAQUES

12” x 2-1/2” x 3/4”

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

OLD AGE

90163 - 81

Stick Plaque Assortment - Retirement 3 each of 6 items = $81.00

90150 - 4.5

90153 - 4.5

90156 - 4.5

90157 - 4.5

90158 - 4.5

90159 - 4.5

COUNTRY LIVING

90184 - 81

Stick Plaque Assortment - Country Living 3 each of 6 items = $81.00

90175 - 4.5

90176 - 4.5

90177 - 4.5

90180 - 4.5

90181 - 4.5

90182 - 4.5

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EASEL-BACK MAGNETS

2-1/2” x 3-1/2”

Minimum quantity ordered: 4 each

90401 -2

90402 - 2

90404 -2

90405 -2

90406 -2

90407 -2

00800 - 36

00800 Display Only - $36.00 Family Magnet Assortment 4 each of 16 = 64 items at $2.00 each = $128.00 + $36 display (7 pieces offset at retail) = $164.00 90433 - 164

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90408 -2

90409 - 2

90410 -2

90411 -2

90412 -2

90413 -2

90414 - 2

90415 -2

90416 -2

90441 -2


EASEL-BACK MAGNETS

2-1/2” x 3-1/2”

Minimum quantity ordered: 4 each

90417 -2

90418 - 2

90419 -2

90420 -2

90421 -2

90422 -2

90423 - 2

90424 -2

90425 -2

90426 -2

90427 -2

90428 - 2

90429 -2

00800 -36

00800 Display Only - $36.00 Sarcasm Magnet Assortment 4 each of 16 = 64 items at $2.00 each = $128.00 + $36 display (7 pieces offset at retail) = $164.00 90430 -2

90431 - 2

90432 -2

90434 - 164

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EASEL-BACK MAGNETS

2-1/2” x 3-1/2”

Open Stock Ordering: 4 per style

90442 -2

90443 - 2

90444 -2

90445 -2

90446 -2

90447 -2

90448 - 2

90449 -2

90450 -2

90451 -2

90452 -2

90453 - 2

90454 -2

00800 -36

00800 Display Only - $36.00 Retirement/Old Age Magnet Assortment 4 each of 16 = 64 items at $2.00 each = $128.00 + $36 display (7 pieces offset at retail) = $164.00 90455 -2

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90456 - 2

90457 -2

90459 - 164


MASON JAR MAGNETS

2-1/2” x 3-1/2”

Open Stock Ordering: 4 per style

91001 - 1.75

91002 - 1.75

91003 -1.75

91004 - 1.75

91005 - 1.75

91006 -1.75

00800 - 36

00800 Display Only - $36.00 Mason Jar Magnets Assortment 4 ea. of 91001-91016 = 64 items at $1.75 each = $112 + $36 display (8 pieces offset at retail) = $148.00 91017 - 148

91007 -1.75

91008 - 1.75

91009 - 1.75

91010 - 1.75

91011 -1.75

91012 -1.75

91013 - 1.75

91014 - 1.75

91015 - 1.75

91016 -1.75

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CHOCOLATE MOOSE MAGNET & HOT COCOA

4” x 6” x 1” 4OZ

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

Display Dimensions 14-1/4” x 8-1/4” x 7-1/4” with 4” header

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POLAR BEAR MAGNET & HOT COCOA

4” x 6” x 1” 4OZ

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

Assortments 24 pieces total 18 in display + backstock 4 each of 6 verses + free display = $108.00 56014 -General

Display Dimensions 14-1/4” x 8-1/4” x 11-1/4”

56009-4.5

56010-4.5

56007-4.5

56008-4.5

56011-4.5

56012-4.5

BLACK BEAR MAGNET & HOT COCOA

4” x 6” x 1” 4OZ

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

Assortments 24 pieces total 18 in display + backstock 4 each of 6 verses + free display = $108.00 56064 -General

Display Dimensions 14-1/4” x 8-1/4” x 11-1/4”

56059-4.5

56060-4.5

56057-4.5

56061-4.5

56058-4.5

56062-4.5

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DEAR SANTA MAGNET & HOT COCOA

4” x 6” x 1” 4OZ

Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

Assortments 24 pieces total 18 in display + backstock 4 each of 6 verses + free display = $108.00 56707- 108

Display Dimensions 14-1/4” x 8-1/4” x 11-1/4”

56703-4.5

56704-4.5

56701-4.5

56702-4.5

56705-4.5

56706-4.5

SNOWMAN MAGNET & HOT COCOA Open Stock Ordering: 2 per style

You don’t have to go out into the meadow to build this snowman. Bundled up in a colorful, textured scarf, this set is designed to warm you from the inside out. Each package includes a dimensional snowman magnet and two servings of delicious hot chocolate. Enough to share with a friend! Display Dimensions 14-1/4” x 8-1/4” x 7-1/4” with 4” header

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2” x 7” x 1” 2OZ


NAME DROP/ CUSTOM - NEW ADDITIONS Our Relatively Funny Name Drop Program is having great success in the gift and souvenir market. For a nominal cost and product category minimum, we can name drop the Relatively Funny line to fit your customers needs. A Full Custom Program is also available. Below are the basics of each program with minimum order requirements.

NEW BRANSON, MO

NEW

LAKE WINNIPESAUKEE

NEW

BOSTON, MA NAPA VALLEY

1) NAME DROP -

adding a name to an existing product.

Product Price Per Unit Min Per Saying Red Stick Plaques $4.00 4 Wire Handle Plaques $3.50 21 Key Fobs $2.00 49 Clocks $12.00 4 Tissue Box Covers $9.50 4 Pet Plaques $5.00 4 Aprons $8.50 6 Mugs $4.50 (Name Drop No Charge) 6 Mason Jar Magnets $2.25 32 Stick Plaques $5.00 4 Coasters $3.75 4 Towels $4.25 6 Easel-Back Magnets $2.50 18 Chocolate Moose Hot Cocoa $4.75 9 Polar Bear Hot Cocoa $4.75 12 Black Bear Hot Cocoa $4.75 12 Dear Santa Hot Cocoa $4.75 12 Snowman Hot Cocoa $4.25 12

2) FULL CUSTOM -

Min Quantity 24 21 49 24 24 24 24 36 64 24 48 24 54 54 48 48 48 48

$ Order Min $96.00 $73.50 $98.00 $288.00 $228.00 $120.00 $204.00 $162.00 $144.00 $120.00 $180.00 $102.00 $135.00 $256.50 $228.00 $228.00 $228.00 $204.00

adding your own custom saying to any relatively funny product.

Full custom is available for a minimum of 48 pieces and an additional $25.00 set up fee. Additional charges may be incurred based on the design requirements.

NOTE: One free email proof with each order.

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TERMS OF SALE:

Minimum order and reorder: $100.00 Minimum quantity ordered: 2 each unless otherwise stated. We accept Discover, Amex, Visa and Mastercard, Net 30 OAC. New accounts must submit Credit Sheet with the orders. No COD orders

SHIPPING:

Standard Delivery in 10 days after receipt of order. Custom orders ship approximately two weeks from receipt of approved order. All orders shipped UPS or USPS. If shipping is pre-paid a handling charge will be added to the order. Orders over $500.00 that ship within the continental United States pay half freight. Order over $1000.00 that ship within the continental United States get free freight.

BILLING TERMS AND CONDITIONS:

Past due balances will be assessed a 1.5% finance charge per month, or the highest allowed by law. Returned checks will be assessed a $35.00 service charge. Accounts over 90 days will be sent to collection. Any resulting fees will be charged to the customer. Please call 1.877.492.6932 with questions.

360 Hoover Street NE, Minneapolis, MN 55413 Phone: 612.852.1830 • Toll free: 877.492.6932 • Fax: 612.852.1827 Email: relativelyfunny@accessability.org 11/19


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