Morgan Williams Parnell

Dear 'Spoilt Pig' bacon people, i found an extra rasher in my packet of that fine bacon this morning, i know policy says only 6 rashers a packet, yet there was 7. I will have you know i consumed this extra piece of smokey goodness along with the other final two. There is man in your company, he may have a beard, and long hair and wear a robe, or he might have grown tired of that look. He is the man who slipped that extra rash of bacon into the packet, knowing that on this very hungover morning I will need that extra piece of bacony smokey meaty sensation in my sandwhich. Find him, thank him, and thankyou.