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FEATURES 18 Festival of Literature

Dubai’s annual book fest is back. We talk to David Nichols, the bestselling author and screenwriter of One Day, acclaimed children’s author Jacqueline Wilson and media personality Terry Wogan, round up our pick of the fest

23 Abu Dhabi Festival

Abu Dhabi is hosting its own high-culture event this month – read our exclusive interview with artist and Angel Of The North sculptor Antony Gormley

26 Giddy up

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The essential guide to the world’s richest race day, the Dubai World Cup, from what to wear, to where to party

30 Duran Duran

Frontman and British music institution Simon Le Bon chats exclusively to us ahead of the Duranies Dubai show this month

32 sandance

Promising sun, sand and cracking tunes, the What’s On Award-winning festival is back with Snow Patrol, M-People, Calvin Harris and DJ Yoda performing. Read the full lowdown, plus we’re giving away a chance to go backstage and meet the Snow Patrol guys

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THE ROUND-UP 14 salaam

Dubai in a nutshell

37 Win!

Fancy a six-month membership to a new beach club? Mini-breaks galore? Yeah, best Dhs10 you ever spent, this

40 Film

This month, the silver screen brings us Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson in the feel-good We Bought A Zoo, Sam Worthington picks up where he left off in Wrath Titans, and the hotly anticipated The Hunger Games

43 eating out

59 Art

An Art Dubai special – meet the festival director in charge of the big art shindig, plus we give you the inside track on what to look for when buying art

69 shopping

Some must-have furniture on display at this month’s big Design Days fest

81 sports & outdoors

The Al Gharbia Watersports festival, free running clubs and our man Matt tackles a 20ft rock face

87 Mind & body

Feeling the pinch this month? We’ve Our verdict on celebrity chef Juan scouted out places you can get pampered Amador’s new Abu Dhabi restaurant, without paying. You’re welcome the Belgian Beer Café’s new international flagship and Saadiyat Island’s Beach House.

Plus we find out how to make the perfect sweet and sour chicken, learn about Australian wines and run through the capital’s new brunches

95 Music & nightlife

Swedish House Mafia star Axwell leads the line in a bumper edition of our club diary

109 travel

Off the tourist trail in Thailand, globetrotting to Ireland and our Gourmet Traveller talks Istanbul street food

121 the hot list

Check out who is top of the town this month

138 Backchat with… Catboy

Our man on the radio wallows in nostalgia this month – for Findus Crispy Pancakes?

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SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE MAYA LA CHOCOLATERIE

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nly just over a year on from its first UAE outlet opening in Dalma Mall, Maya La Chocolaterie has become a bustling staple of Abu Dhabi social life. Maya isn’t a café; it’s a chocolate-covered concept, a Bahraini brand displaying expertise and flair in Belgian chocolate.

Thoughtful design and menu options have ensured crowds flock to the Dalma Mall flagship, which was built up from scratch by operations manager Wissam Chouman. What’s On caught up with Wissam to find out about his and Maya’s success to date.

With its tricolor interior mirroring the dark/ white/milk chocolate varieties available, the privacy-conscious design, dimmed lighting and free wifi has made Maya popular with a broad range of customers. Sizeable chocolate drums located on the dining floor mix Maya’s lifeblood, connected

by Charlie And The Chocolate Factory-esque pipes running to the kitchen and serving counter.

The innovative menu is a chocolate lover’s paradise: choose from wide ranges of hot chocolates, frozen chocolate shakes, signature chocolate fondues, decadent desserts and pastries.

We were always confident that Maya La Chocolaterie would be a hit in Abu Dhabi Wissam Chouman Operations Manager, Maya La Chocolaterie

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There is also an inventive sugar free range, plentiful breakfast selections, coffees, teas and sandwiches, as well as a retail area filled with exquisitely presented chocolate-based goodies.

In 12 short months, Wissam has added to the success story, strategically positioning Maya in the F&B market, refining the high levels of staff training and the food served. The hard work has paid off: Maya has picked up a nomination in the Favourite Café category at the What’s On Abu Dhabi Awards.

And in 2012 it’s set to go from strength to strength.

Mr. Wissam Chouman Operations Manager of Maya Abu Dhabi stated: "We were always confident that Maya La Chocolaterie would be a hit in Abu Dhabi, but its instant appeal to the Emirati consumer has been very gratifying thus we are delighted to be in partnership with such an exclusive, iconic and innovative brand as Maya La Chocolaterie."

“A second UAE outlet opens in Abu Dhabi’s Khalidiyah Mall very soon due to the high demand for our chocolate,” Wissam explains. With seating for almost 70 people, the new Maya is prominently placed facing the mall’s main entrance, with an intimate terrace area. The design has already been recognized in the Commercial Interior Design Awards’ Middle East Retail Interior Design Of The Year category.

Maya’s presence in the Emirates is set to expand further still in 2012, with branches opening in Al Ain Mall’s VIP section and Eastern Gate Mall, Baniyas in the next two months, followed by an Abu Dhabi Mall outlet later in the year.

Wherever you are in Abu Dhabi emirate, you can now indulge yourself in Maya’s chocolate for a better world.

www.maya-la-chocolaterie.com

stars, fOOd & art 7 chefs, 12 Michelin stars | tuesday 3rd april 2012

a unique culinary experience, gathering Michelin starred and celebrity chefs On Tuesday 3rd April 2012, the Sofitel Dubai Jumeirah Beach will host the ‘Stars, Food & Art’ culinary gala event.

A ‘first’ for the Middle East, 7 international renowned chefs, together representing 12 Michelin stars, will prepare their signature dishes during an exclusive dinner by the pool. The event will be further enhanced by live artistic performances.

Tickets to this exclusive event are available for: aed 2500 per person or AED 22000 for a table of 10 8-course dinner including premium beverage pairing Private gourmands as well as companies will be able to partake in this unique gastronomic experience.

Thomas Bühner ***. La Vie, Osnabruck | Claire Clark ***, The French Laundry, California Giovanni d’Amato **, Il Rigoletto, Reggiolo | Christophe Aribert **, Les Terrasses, Uriage-les-bains Bernard Bach **, Le Puits St Jacques | Cyrus Todiwala, Spice Namaste, London | Joe Barza, Chase, Beirut

Information and reservations T. (+971) 4 448 4851 or H6146-FB2@sofitel.com Sofitel Dubai Jumeirah Beach Jumeirah Beach Residence, Dubai Marina, UAE

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It’s fair to say that we at What’s On, without a shadow of a doubt, are unashamed foodies. The Eating Out section of our magazine has always played a huge part of who we are and what we do, right from the start – with the then Editor, and now Motivate Group Editor and Managing Partner, Ian Fairservice (afternoon, boss *doffs cap*) – right through to yours truly. We love food: always have done, and always will do. So it is with a great deal of pleasure, not to mention an amazing sense of pride, that this month we’re able to present to you the region’s first-ever rated restaurant guide – The Black Hat Guide. The Black Hat Guide (TBHG, as we’ve come to call it) is the product of a lot of hard work from my team, who have painstakingly trawled around the good, the bad and the ugly of the UAE’s restaurants in order to produce what we feel is the definitive eating out guide for the Emirates. On sale for a mere Dhs30 (but bundled free with this issue, you jammy so and so, you), TBHG will be all you ever need when it comes to dining out. I’m sure there’ll be one or two chefs out there that will be reading it with some apprehension – and rightly so – but we see it as a game changer not just for us, but also for the entire F&B industry in the UAE, raising standards along the way. Big words, of course, but I’m confident that TBHG will become a big part of dining out in Dubai and across the Emirates.

It’s not often that I give over my Editor’s letter – especially on a month like this one, with so much going on (The Dubai World Cup, Sandance, Art Dubai, to name but a few) – but I’m really proud both of the product, and the monumental effort the What’s On team made in order to produce it.

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This month in a hat-trick of pages

What’s hot LUCA TONI Italian World Cup winner Luca Toni is the latest big-name footballer to sign up to the UAE’s Etisalat Pro-League.

Question is, can he help his new team Al Nasr pip Al Ain to the title?

Guess list

The trio of celebs on this month’s list are all princes among men (well, maybe not all of them)

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WORLD EARTH HOUR This year’s Earth Hour will fall on March 31 at 8.30pm. Key landmarks such as the Burj Khalifa, Burj Al Arab and the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque will take part in this global event by switching off their lights for an hour.

FREE FILM Next month will see the fifth edition of the Gulf Film Festival held in Dubai. Better yet, the six-day event will be screening feature length films, documentaries and short films all for free.

What’s not CREEK WASTE Authorities have warned boat owners to stop dumping diesel fuel and dirty water into Dubai Creek, after more than 3,000 tonnes of waste were dragged from the creek bed.

SPENDING HABITS One less-than-frugal UAE resident who splashed out on a Dhs20,000 gold-plated iPhone 4S has incurred the wrath of animal rights campaigners, as the phone also came with a bright pink alligator-skin cover.

NO WOMAD, NO CRY Despite it's annual spot on the music calendar, the world music festival, WOMAD, has been cancelled this year after the sponsors pulled out, giving no explanation why.

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JUSTIN BIEBER Barber-bothering popstar Justin Bieber is set to bring his ever-socoiffured locks to the UAE this year, if our inside sources are to be believed. Somewhat annoyingly, The Beebs – already one of the richest teenagers on the planet – can expect ‘a rather large cheque’ according to our man in the know, which will be more than enough to keep him (and probably a small army) in hairspray for life.

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PRINCE WILLIAM Normally, after you are married you settle down into a quiet life and your weekends revolve around watching The X-Factor and shopping at IKEA with your lady wife. Not so for king-to-be William of Windsor, who has rocketed into publicity overdrive and, as our scouts tell us, is set to visit the UAE later this year. Let’s hope he brings the lovely missus, too.

THIS MONTH WE'RE GOING TO...

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RIDLEY SCOTT We can't imagine how you balance being a superstar director, a knight of the realm and a mate of Russell Crowe all at the same time.

But what is easier to imagine is that the man who directed Alien, Blade Runner and Gladiator will be on his way over to see us, if what we hear is true.

MAGIC OF PERSIA A celebration of the best of Persian culture, with charity auctions and artists performing.

Mar 21 to 23, One and Only Royal Mirage, Al Sufouh Road, 7pm to 1am, Dhs920. Tel: (04) 3999999. magicofpersia.com

LOCAL KNOWLEDGE Mohamed Helmy, PADI course director

RENTING GEAR At the Al Boom Diving Centre you can rent all the gear you’ll need. They cater to all shapes and sizes. You can also buy diving gear from there, as they are the Middle East distributor for some of the world’s best brands.

Al Boom Diving Centre, Al Wasl Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3422993. alboomdiving.com

EATING OUT I like eating out at a variety of different restaurants. My favourite is Asian food, so I like Nobu at the Atlantis.

Nobu, Atlantis Hotel, The Palm, Mon to Thurs 7pm to 11.30pm, Fri and Sat 7pm to 12.30am.

Tel: (04) 4262626. atlantisthepalm.com

WHERE TO DIVE The UAE offers a variety of different dives, depending on what type you want. For wreck diving, Dubai is the best place. If you want to see reefs, then Fujairah is waiting for you with all the Indian Ocean marine life. March to November is the best time to dive, but you can dive all year round.

DIVING TRIPS From Dubai there are daily trips to the East coast, to places like Fujairah and Khor Fakkan.

However, you can also do daily diving and snorkelling in the aquarium in the Dubai Mall.

The Dubai Aquarium, Dubai Mall, Old Town.

Tel: (04) 4485200. thedubaiaquarium.com

CATS AUDITIONS If you’ve always wanted to be in a musical, now is your chance. Open auditions are being held for the award-winning CATS this month.

Mar 16 and 17, Ductac, Mall Of The Emirates, 8pm, free. Tel: (04) 3424777. ductac.org

AN EVENING WITH… SHARPE The Stables hosts former Man Utd player Lee Sharpe for a night of food, drinks and banter.

Mar 6, The Stables, Sheikh Zayed Road, from 7pm, Dhs495. Tel: (04) 3425571. whatsonboxoffice.com

GIRL ABOUT TOWN

Dubai 92’s Geordiebird gives us the heads up on the Dubai bar scene

THIS MONTH: LIVING ROOM, GRAND HYATT

What does it look like?

Living Room wouldn't look out of place in a French film. It has a real boudoir feel and lots of different areas for getting cosy with a cocktail.

Who goes there?

It seems to appeal to all sorts of people, from office workers to holidaymakers.

What's on the menu?

Loads of inventive cocktails, with ingredients including Earl Grey tea, rose petals and passion fruit. You’ll want to try them all.

Any bar nibbles?

Loads – there’s a cheese menu, plus fois gras, tuna tartare and more, all served in little glass jars with crunchy brown bread.

It's the ultimate ‘pick at’ menu.

When should you go?

It was quite quiet during the week. I would suggest you give it a try on the weekend.

How's the service?

Service was snappy and came with a smile.

Cheesy but true.

What about taxis?

Just outside.

Geordiebird verdict: For me, Living Room is a great place to go for a catch up with the girls. You can share snacks and find yourself a comfortable secluded corner to gossip away in.

Grand Hyatt, Oud Metha, Dubai, Sun to Fri 7pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 3172222. dubai.grand.hyatt.com

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IN THE NEWS

AN EXPAT’S IDEA OF UAE CULTURE

NEW ZOO

IS THERE A LACK OF KNOWLEDGE IN UNDERSTANDING LOCAL UAE CUSTOMS?

The Dubai Zoo is, finally (and thankfully), to be given a new home, with the municipality planning to construct a purpose-built, world-class zoo somewhere between the Al Khail Road and Al Ain Road.

The current zoo was established in 1967.

Have a basic knowledge

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2011 was the highest grossing year for the Dubai Taxi Corporation

125 million

passengers used taxis last year

(Source: 999 magazine, quizzed 2,000 expats)

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JOURNEYS WERE TAKEN LAST YEAR

Taxi times

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MILLION THE AMOUNT SPENT ON TAXI JOURNEYS LAST YEAR

1.26 the number of accidents involving taxis per 100,000km

ST. PADDY’S DAY

KIT YOURSELF OUT IN GREEN, POUR YOURSELF A PINT OF GUINNESS AND REMEMBER TO KISS THE BLARNEY STONE – IT’S ST. PATRICK’S DAY AGAIN. HERE’S OUR PICK OF WHERE TO CELEBRATE THE EMERALD ISLE’S INFECTIOUS NATIONAL DAY

THE IRISH VILLAGE

BARASTI

Expect Dubai’s first ever St. Paddy’s Day parade.

Mar 17, Barasti, Le Méridien Mina Seyahi, Dubai, 11am to 2am. Tel: (04) 3993333. lemeridienminaseyahi.com/barasti

Tall tale

With live music from The Maple Jacks, The Molly Maguires and even Sir Bob Geldof (naturally), the weeklong festival is one of the hottest tickets in town.

Mar 15 to Mar 17, The Irish Village, Garhoud, Dubai, 7pm to 1am, Dhs180.

Tel: (04) 2824750. irishvillage.ae

Irish dancers and music from Irish musicians Picture House and Paddy Casey.McGettigan’s does some fine grub, and a few pints of the black stuff.

Mar 15 to Mar 17, McGettigan’s, Bonnington, Jumeirah Lakes Towers, Dubai, 7pm to 1am, free. Tel: (04) 2824750. stpatricksdaydubai.com

We do love a good world record here in the UAE. Hot on the heels of the world’s tallest building and the, er, world’s largest shawarma, the JW Marriott is set to open the world’s tallest hotel, the Marriott Marquis, in October this year.

Here are some other architectural world records held in the UAE:

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MCGETTIGAN’S

Largest yacht THE 531-FT DUBAI

Tallest building BURJ KHALIFA

Furthest leaning man-made tower CAPITAL GATE HOTEL

ABU DHABI AL WAHDA MALL 97 1. 2.4437213 MARINA MALL 97 1. 2.6811464 DUBAI DEIRA CIT Y CENTRE 971.4. 2943057 THE DUBAI MALL 97 1.4.3399472 KUWAIT 360 MALL 965. 2.5309581

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the best-selling author: david nicholls The screenwriter and best-selling author of One Day – recently released as a film starring anne hathaway – is currently working on a movie adaptation of Dickens’ classic Great Expectations

Polish your reading glasses and dig out your favourite bookmark – the festival of literature rolls in to town this month, and the line-uP is as imPressive as ever. meet festival sPeakers and literary heavyweights david nicholls and Jacqueline wilson, Plus global media Personality terry wogan, who oPens this year’s festival, and check out our Pick of the literary workshoPs 18 WHAT’S ON march 2012

So, David, you’ve written a screenplay for Dickens’ Great Expectations. How’s the filming going?

We have one or two more scenes to shoot and it will be done. It’s out later in the year. Working on the film has been terrific, a great privilege. Dickens was the first grown-up, proper, adult author that I really grew to love, and I’ve been reading him ever since. People have a rather cuddly notion of Dickens, but if you read him, especially the later novels, they are striking, both socially radical and full of all kind of formal experiments as well.

He’s a fascinating writer. The worst of Dickens really isn’t terribly good, but at his best he is remarkable.

Did you choose Great Expectations or did it choose you?

I was asked to do it. Of all the Dickens novels it’s the most suitable for film adaptation. It’s not quite as long as the others, it follows one character’s journey, rather than the collage effect of some of the other novels, and it’s an incredibly gripping, engaging adventure story, and also very romantic and very touching.

Have you seen the David Lean version?

I have, but it was the last major feature film version, and that was more than 60 years ago – so it’s been a while. The Lean film is wonderful, but I feel, like all great works of art, whether it’s Hamlet or Pride And Prejudice or Great Expectations, there’s always room for interpretation. Certain elements of the story have a thriller quality, a kind of chase, a hunt for the truth, and we have tried to keep that kind of energy and excitement in the film.

Your last screenwriting credit was for One Day – an adaptation of your own novel – were you pleased with that film?

I was, generally. All screenwriters wish this, but I wish it was longer. My ideal version would be about six hours long and people would be bored out of their minds, but there’s always that frustration with having to lose stuff that you love. But absolutely I do feel happy about it.

Did you think the lead actors, Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess, did a good job?

They are always going to be a version of the characters.

That’s what happens when you cast actors. It’s inevitable that they will draw on certain qualities and play down other qualities. They are a version, and they are a terrific version.

There was a lot of criticism of Anne Hathaway’s northern English accent…

She does it incredibly well. I’ve spent time in Yorkshire, and it’s really good. It’s a lot better than a lot of British actors’ American accents. It’s inevitable that people

culture special

my writing life: Jacqueline wilson The queen of children’s literature Dame Jacqueline Wilson always tries to write from a child’s point of view but she thinks her most famous creation, Tracy Beaker, would make a good mum

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knew I wanted to be a writer from when I was six years old. My family and friends thought this a very silly idea, and that I’d never manage to achieve my ambition, but wonderfully I’ve been earning my own living from my writing ever since I was 17. I would suggest budding writers read lots to enrich their imaginations – and maybe start keeping a diary so that they get used to writing steadily, day after day.

I write two books a year (sometimes more) so I’m always mid-novel. I write

sharpen their knives before they’ve even seen the film. It’s a kneejerk thing. She does a really good job.

Do you prefer the book or the film?

I see them as completely separate. I like the film very much, but for me the book was a very happy experience, a very enjoyable experience. I loved writing it, it was a great pleasure. So I will always feel a particular bond with it.

We thought it was bold creating two lead characters that are not particularly likeable.

I hope, at least by the end of the book, they’re better liked. Certainly I wanted to push the limits of likeability. When you write scripts you always ask the question, do we like these people?

Do we care? And that can often lead to quite bland characterisation, particularly in romantic comedy. I wanted to reflect the way we all feel about our friends. Often they can madden us, often they’re frustrating, often they’re irritating and self-absorbed and deeply flawed, but they are absolutely our friends. I didn’t worry too much about it. Emma is easier to like than Dexter, but by the end of the book he’s a pretty decent, reliable, amiable, moral person, and I wanted to chart that transition. I didn’t want to write bland, cutesy, rom-com characters.

Will you ever return to writing comedy?

If you limit yourself to love stories or romantic comedy you very quickly find you will repeat yourself. I don’t know what the next book is going to be, but it was a conscious effort, especially with One Day, not to write too much of the same tone and material. But I would like to go back to comedy. The next book may be more conventionally comic.

More of a farce or a light-hearted book. I don’t want to get darker as I get older. I’m very happy to mix comedy and more serious material.

Have you started your fourth novel?

No, it is entirely a blank page at the moment.

I haven’t started it. I have one or two ideas but nothing definite. It’s been so long since I wrote a book. My first book took six months, and One Day took two years, so who knows? It’s impossible to say.

• mar 7, heritage night: David nicholls in Conversation, interContinental Dubai festival City, Dubai, 7.30pm to 8.30pm, Dhs65.

• mar 8, festival Book Club face-to-face: readers meet Writers, interContinental Dubai festival City, Dubai 7.30pm to 9pm, Dhs65. tel: (04) 3534002. emirateslitfest.com

before breakfast, and then try to catch up with correspondence, charity work, magazine articles, etc. I often sit on panels or committees or do interviews – and whenever a book comes out I go on a book-signing tour for a fortnight.

But my life isn’t all work. I try to see my friends as much as possible, I love browsing in bookshops or going to galleries, and I sometimes sneak off to the cinema in the afternoon. I have a special room where I’m supposed to write, but at the moment I can hardly march 2012 WHAT’S ON 19

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get into it – there are so many books spilling from the shelves, and various huge boxes of papers – so it’s not very attractive. I tend to write first thing, the moment I get up – I have a favourite velvet sofa upstairs, and I lie on this with my cat and write in longhand in my notebook for an hour or so. Children are such responsive readers – they write and e-mail, telling me exactly what they think of my books.

Luckily, they’re usually very enthusiastic. And it’s a great joy to feel that one or other of my books has helped a child develop a love of reading. It’s exciting that there’s such interest in children’s

literature and so many different sorts of books available – there’s truly something for everyone.

I try to write from a child’s point of view, usually in the first person, so I hope I’m writing in a way that a child can understand. I try never to have anything too graphic or upsetting in my books, but I do try to deal with difficult issues honestly. There have been three full-length Tracy Beaker stories, and one charity novella, plus eight television series. Tracy has grown up on television. It would be interesting to see what she’s like in her twenties – and whether she’d have any children of her own. I think she’d

actually be an excellent mum. I’m very much looking forward to coming to the literature festival again. I’m doing two open events, and one especially for schoolchildren – last time I had a such a wonderful time.

• mar 9, Jacqueline Wilson: sapphire Battersea, interContinental Dubai festival City, Dubai, 11.30am to 12.30pm, Dhs39. tel: (04) 353 4002. emirateslitfest.com • mar 10, Green Glass Beads: Poetry for Girls, interContinental Dubai festival City, Dubai, 11.30am to 12.30pm, Dhs39. tel: (04) 353 4002. emirateslitfest.com

festival highlights

Six events you would be remiss to miss… march 8 Steve Coll With Riz Khan

march 9 Kate Pullinger: Storytelling in the Former New Yorker reporter, Digital Age managing editor of the Washington Post and Pulitzer Prize-winning writer of Ghost Wars: The Secret History Of The CIA, Afghanistan, and Bin Laden, From The Soviet Invasion To September 10, 2001, Steve Coll, in conversation. We wouldn’t miss it. interContinental Dubai festival City, Dubai, 9pm to 10pm, Dhs65. tel: (04) 353 4002. emirateslitfest.com

Qais Sedki: The Arab World Rivals Japan in its Passion for Manga!

Founder of UAE-based manga publishing house Pageflip, Qais Sedki, discusses his prizewinning first book, Gold Ring, and his love for the Japanese popular art form. interContinental Dubai festival City, Dubai, 6pm to 7pm, Dhs39. tel: (04) 353 4002. emirateslitfest.com

Canadian novelist Kate Pullinger, who publishes both in digital and traditional print formats, discusses how the advent of digital fiction is changing writers’ opportunities for the better. interContinental Dubai festival City, Dubai, 10am to 11am, Dhs65. tel: (04) 353 4002. emirateslitfest.com

A C Grayling: Philosophy and the Good Life

It’s not often we have the chance to meet a bona fide modern philosopher here in the UAE, so we will definitely be popping along to listen to British thinker A C Grayling – the author of 20 books on philosophy and master of his own New College Of The Humanities. interContinental Dubai festival City, Dubai, 11.30am to 12.30am, Dhs65. tel: (04) 353 4002. emirateslitfest.com

march 10 Arab Youth and Social Media

Samir and Roseanne Saad Khalaf discuss their book Arab Youth: Social Mobilization In Times Of Risk and the role of the region’s youth in the Arab Spring of 2011 and the ongoing social and political changes across the Arab world. interContinental Dubai festival City, Dubai, 6pm to 7pm, Dhs39. tel: (04) 353 4002. emirateslitfest.com

Patrick French: India: An Intimate Biography of 1.2 Billion People

Biographer Patrick French has spent the past two decades travelling in India, and his book India: A Portrait provides a profound insight into Indian society and politics. interContinental Dubai festival City, Dubai, 1.30pm to 2.30pm, Dhs65. tel: (04) 353 4002. emirateslitfest.com

mar 6 to 10, festival of literature, Dubai Cultural and scientific association at al mamzar and interContinental Dubai festival City, Dubai, free to Dhs200. tel: (04) 3534002. emirateslitfest.com 20 WHAT’S ON march 2012

my life in books: terry wogan The TV presenter, radio star and all-round global personality reveals his favourite reads The book...

• My childhood favourite book was Doctor Dolittle, Hugh Lofting • The book I’ve re-read the most is probably anything by P G Wodehouse • That book I keep meaning to read is Finnegan’s Wake, James Joyce • The book I’ve lied about reading is Finnegan’s Wake • The book I’ve recently recommended was Love and Summer, William Trevor • I’m currently reading A Small Circus, Hans Fallada • I’ve learnt the most from The Catcher In The Rye, J D Salinger • The book I’ve been embarrassed to be caught with was The Playboy Annual • The book I have the fondest memories of is At Swim-Two-Birds, Brian O’Nolan mar 6, festival opening night, al mamzar theatre, Dubai, 8pm to 9.30pm, balcony Dhs125, stalls Dhs195. tel: (04) 3534002. emirateslitfest.com

CULTURE SPECIAL

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CULTURE

The 2012 edition of the ABU DHABI FESTIVAL, the capital city’s annual multi-venue celebration of refined entertainment, gets underway this month. What’s On guides you through the highbrow highlights, from art to musical performances and chats to the man responsible for one of the UK’s most iconic landmarks en route...

SUTRA

Combining kung fu, t’ai chi and contemporary dance, famed London theatre Sadler’s Wells showcases monks from China’s legendary Shaolin Temple in the Middle East debut of Sutra. We spoke to the man responsible for the show’s ‘visual creation and design’, Angel Of The North architect/Turner Prize-winning artist Antony Gormley...

What exactly did your role in Sutra entail?

Right from the beginning, the challenge was to find something that was not simply a set but could express the condition of a monk’s life, and be an element within a stagescape.

I thought of the monk’s life as one of containment – limitation of physical movement and limitation of choice in order to expand consciousness. The monks train their bodies through a highly disciplined mixture of qigong and kung fu.

Uniform 160cm x 60cm x 60cm boxes were a way of making a unit that could become walls, mountains, labyrinths and pools, while at the same time carry the metaphor of the containment of the mind

in the body. We worked with the boxes in Shaolin right from the beginning.

The boxes become like second bodies, despite their awkwardness and highly geometric character.

Was it an enjoyable process?

The most rewarding parts involved encouraging older monks who hadn’t practiced for many years to demonstrate and remember moves that were lost during [1960s/1970s Chinese communist political movement] the Cultural Revolution. There was a sense that we were recovering the lost language of the early inspiration of kung fu. Dancers and kung fu practitioners use the fundamental language of the body. The

reward was to see, in often sub-zero temperatures, their enormous energy being formed into new constellations.

This isn’t the first time you’ve worked with Sadler’s Wells. How did you first become involved with them?

I admire [creative executive/ artistic director] Alistair Spalding and consider him a personal friend. I’m very proud to be associated with Sadler’s Wells. It’s now one of the great producing houses of contemporary dance in Europe.

You’ve been responsible for some of the UK’s most iconic public artworks.

How do you decide where to locate your work?

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Abu Dhabi Festival decides the nature of the work, like Birmingham’s Iron Man and Gateshead’s Angel Of The North.

What else are you working on at the moment?

Presently, three big shows.

The first is Horizon Field Hamburg for [contemporary art and photography centre] the Deichtorhallen. I’m making a 50m x 25m shiny black floor that will hang eight metres from the floor and oscillate according to the movements of the 100 people that will be allowed onto it at any one time. I’m making Vessel, a 32-tonne work made out of 37 open steel boxes that will constitute a body lying with its head on the stage of a 1930s cinema in San Gimignano, Italy. I’m also putting together a retrospective show in Brazil that will tour Sao Paulo, Rio and Brasilia.

Are you familiar with the Emirates’ architecture? Could you imagine creating one of your public pieces over here?

I’ve flown over the UAE many times but never visited. I’m amazed by the potential of

March Mirth

Best of the rest

architecture in the UAE. I would love to have the opportunity to work in the desert.

Mar 26, Auditorium, Emirates Palace, West Corniche, Abu Dhabi, 8pm (pre-concert talk 7pm), Dhs295 to Dhs495. Tel: (02) 6510300. sadlerswells.com

Monks train their bodies through a highly disciplined mixture of qigong and kung fu

Abu Dhabi Festival isn’t the only fest in town this month. Slightly smaller in scale, Abu Dhabi International Comedy Festival launches with two evenings of stand-up from around the globe.

First up is Canadian-Filipino funnyman Ron Josol, while the second night is headlined by Lebanon’s self-dubbed ‘professional smile maker’ Nemr Abou Nassar, supported by Ali Al Sayed, Rohit Jayakaran, Mina Liccione and Brent Jenkins.

Mar 8 to 9, National Theatre, 1st Zaid Street, Abu Dhabi, 8pm, Dhs75 to Dhs125 per night, VIP Dhs225 to Dhs375. Tel: (050) 2674974. skyevent.ae

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In addition to our featured picks, there are dozens of other events around the city during Abu Dhabi Festival, spanning art to contemporary and classical music. Iraqi artist Hassan Massoudy’s Gestures Of Light exhibition – focusing on his calligraphy works and a selection of new canvas paintings – is on display throughout the festival at the Ghaf Gallery (Mar 19 to Apr 15, Sat to Thur 10am to 9pm, free). A host of Europe’s finest classical names combine at Emirates Palace Auditorium for Resplendent Russia (Mar 22, 8pm, Dhs295 to Dhs495), starring the St Petersburg Philharmonic Orchestra, world-famous violin virtuoso Maxim Vengerov and awardwinning conductor Yuri Temirkanov. The following day, French-Lebanese talent Ibrahim Maalouf, the world’s only quartertone trumpeter to play Arab music, brings awardwinning, genre-crossing wares to Abu Dhabi Theatre (Mar 23, 9pm, Dhs150 to Dhs200). And the sultry sounds of Nat King Cole’s daughter, Grammy-decorated veteran vocalist Natalie Cole, float into the Emirates Palace Auditorium (Apr 4, 8pm, Dhs295 to Dhs495), making her first appearance in the Middle East.

Tel: (050) 9076158. abudhabifestival.ae

giddy up

The glamorous hats, the thunderous hooves and the festive high jinks – if evidence was needed that Dubai does big events well, the Dubai World Cup is it

EARLY ODDS

Although the official list of racers won’t be listed by the time we go to press, our people in the know are already whispering their hot tips. We’ll tell you, just don’t tell anyone else…

Animal Kingdom This three-year-old male won the 2011 Kentucky Derby So You Think Winner of three Group 1 races in 2011 Game On Dude The lead horse of superstar trainer Bob Baffert 26 WHAT’S ON MARCH 2012

THE EVENT Famous the world over for being the richest race day in the world, there’s a staggering grand total of US$27.25 million (Dhs100 million) up for grabs on March 31 – unquestionably one of horse racing’s biggest events.

There are nine races run throughout the day, with the showpiece being the US$10 million Dubai World Cup – run over 2,000m, or ten furlongs to you racing boffins.

THE VENUE Since opening in 2010

the Meydan RacecouRSe haS given dubai a woRld-claSS venue foR thiS woRld-claSS event. we cRunch the nuMbeRS:

1.5km

the length of the grandstand – the equivalent of 21 Airbus A380s!

60,000

number of seats in the normally sold-out grandstand

13,081

the size of the outdoor screen in sq. ft.

DUBAI WORLD CUP

TICkETS How far does your Dirham stretch?

General Admission FREE What’s that? You can get in for free? Yes, and if you’re quick enough you might even score yourself a seat in the Meydan Grandstand, but you’ll have to hurry – the seating here is limited and it’s first come first served – it is the races after all.

Best for… A day at the races on the cheap

THE DRESS CODE Like we needed another excuse to dress to the nines... The DWC is a smart affair – anyone boasting tickets to the grandstand can expect to be given a good looking-over. There you’ll find men in exceptionally tailored suits and waistcoats, and ladies looking society-page ready with gorgeous dresses and stunning race day hats. It’s fair to say that T-shirts, trainers and shorts are definitely a no-no – make an effort, scruff bag.

Apron Views Dhs350 Where the real hustle and bustle of a day at the races takes place. Roam free to take advantage of track views, drinks from the multiple bars and mingle with the pretty people as photographer snap away.

Best for… Bumping into everyone and anyone who is at the races Premium Seating Dhs1,200 to Dhs1,400 With three different sets of seating situated in and around the finishing line, you’ll struggle to find better views.

Choose to nibble on the

complimentary afternoon teas, dinner snacks and house beverages from either the indoor or outdoor seating.

Best for… Soaking up the atmosphere without missing a second of the action Parade Ring Lounge Dhs2,750 Located right next to the horse parade ring, the ground floor restaurant is perfect for checking out the horses both before and after the race. The ticket price also includes unlimited buffet fare including afternoon teas and house beverages.

Best for… Ravenous racing fans Tiered Restaurant Dhs3,000 To enjoy the races in total comfort, this is the package for you. Meydan’s signature restaurant spans two floors, so your table is certain to have prime views. You’ll also be served afternoon tea, and a five-course set menu. Bliss.

Best for… Those wanting the most sought after wristband in town Meydan, Nad Al Sheba, Dubai, Mar 31 8am to 8pm. Tel: (04) 3270000. dubaiworldcup.com

the Meydan Racecourse

THE PARTY As exciting as the racing part of it is, the World Cup is also about the party. The gates open at noon, although the hospitality doesn’t start until 2pm. But remember, this race is a marathon and not a sprint.

8,600 285 number of parking spaces

hotel suites to viewing the race from the comfort of your own room

81,000 12 people attended last year

length of the main track in furlongs

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DUBAI WORLD CUP

iN THE SAddLE A day in the life of champion jockey Royston Ffrench

Royston Ffrench

AFTER PARTIES

All glammed up and no idea where to go next? Check out this parade of contenders vying for your post-race attention Long’s Bar Has built up a good reputation as being one of the front runners for after-racing drinks. Make sure to keep your hat on to take advantage of special deals.

Towers Rotana, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3122202. rotana.com Barasti Racing can be a fickle sport. A few unlucky calls and you may never hear the end of it from your mates.

New rule: winners get the first round in.

Le Méridien Mina Seyahi Beach Resort & Marina, Dubai Marina, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3993333. lemeridien-minaseyahi.com

3.45am

I wake up every morning. Have a little breakfast and, more importantly, a cup of coffee.

4.30am

I get to work, get changed into my gear and check the horses that I’ll be riding for the day.

4.45am

At first light, I pull out with the first horse.

Horses are like athletes – so you have to train them and get them fit enough to be able to compete. Every day I will exercise anywhere between five and eight horses, for 45 minutes each.

9.30am

Double Decker Just a few furlongs from the stadium, DD is the obvious choice for a post-race party. Expect a busy outdoor terrace and a good ol’ boogie indoors.

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After I have worked on all of the horses, I sit down with the owner and the trainer for an hour to discuss how well they are exercising.

We then have a look in the calendar and see what races are coming up in the next couple of weeks and have a think as to where they would be best suited to run.

10.30am

I go home, have a bit of breakfast and go to sleep for a few hours.

12.30pm

On a race day it is important to rest and

recover my energy – then I head to the track. If it is not a race day I might go and play a bit of golf, have some lunch and then go to the gym. I try to go to the gym two to three times a week, to keep myself in tip-top condition. There is no point in preparing the horses and then having the jockey slack off on his end of the bargain. Remember, the horses have to carry you so the heavier you are, the more weight they have to carry.

5pm

This is usually when the racing starts at the DWC. The number of races a jockey competes in normally depends on how many horses the trainer has running. It can be anything from just one race to riding the whole card – which is what all jockeys want. At the DWC the world’s best jockeys are competing and there is a lot of money at stake.

9pm

If my wife and children are back in the UK, I will normally give them a call on a daily basis.

10pm

Bedtime, I’ve got to be up in about five hours…

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D A D A

U R N U R N

As one of the UK’s most successful and enduring bands, Duran Duran has won a raft of fans over the decades.

We caught up with singer Simon Le Bon before their Dubai show this month

Hi Simon, how’s it all going with you?

Well, I lost my voice, spent three months trying to get myself, went out in September and did a fantastic American tour, and did a few shows in the UK in December. People were saying they were the best shows we’ve ever done and we’re ready to get back on the road next week.

Wow. Non-stop. Are you ready for Dubai though?

How can anybody be ready for Dubai? I always have good fun there; good people, good place for fun.

Last year was the band’s 30th anniversary – a lot has changed in the industry in that time.

It has changed, not so much the technology, although that has been a big driver of change, particularly the Internet. If you love music then that’s how you want to communicate. There’s always going to be people who want to listen to it. It’s a very rewarding career to get into.

People will never stop wanting to go to concerts and watch people perform in the flesh and hear them sing. You can’t record the fact that you had a few drinks or you might be there with a girl you are in love with or a boy you’re in love with. Those are things you can’t record, and that’s what goes into making a show great. People will never tire of that.

Photo: Getty Images

What was working with Mark Ronson on the last album like?

We love working with him. We are hopefully going to be making the next album with him. He’s a fantastic producer. He just really got the best out of us in the most subtle and amicable way. I’ve been in the studios where the producer is too weak to tell you what he wants so he goes behind your back and tells your bass player what he wants and then that just annoys you. He’s more like a member of the band than someone sitting in the control room. He actually comes in the writing room or gets a tambourine and just gets into it. He loves the music.

What was the objective of getting him on board?

The previous album really fell short of the mark and it never gained enough critical mass to make an impact on any chart because the fans didn’t go and buy it in week one, which gives it a chart position, then other people start getting interested in it and they didn’t like the fact that we had gone on to make an urban album with Timbaland. I mean, we love the album that we made but it wasn’t what the fans wanted from Duran Duran and they voted with how they received the album. We knew we had to reconnect, and to do that we had to work with somebody who felt how Duran Duran feels to a fan and Mark really sold himself in that way. He’s really amazing and it’s not like any of these other albums. It’s not like his Amy album, it’s not like his Biz International album or his Kaiser Chiefs album either. It’s a Duran Duran album.

So he let you be yourselves?

The one really important thing about Mark Ronson is that he has common sense; he has his ego in control and doesn’t want to make an album that sounds like a Mark Ronson production – he wants to make a great Duran Duran album or a great Kaiser Chiefs album.

He wants to make the best album for the band, not necessarily for himself.

You are known for spotting talent. Who are you listening to at the moment?

I am really seduced by Lana Del Rey. Her voice is amazing. And

Duran Duran in the early 1980s then I saw what she looked like.

What a beauty. I find that really exciting. I thought that the Kaiser Chief ’s album was fantastic. Kate Bush has made a great album and Florence And The Machine’s new album is kicking.

Who have you been to see live recently?

I’ve caught a couple of acts at the concerts we’ve played at. My favourite was PJ Harvey; she may have made the best record of the last decade. Incredible album, lovely girl and wonderful performer.

What’s it like touring in your 50s now?

Pretty much the same as it was in my 40s, really. We’re all getting on, but we’re all getting up there. It’s better than the alternative.

Can you imagine doing any other job?

If I had to choose something else, I would want to work in the fresh air. I’d rather be a gardener than a banker. It’s important to get a

The band as they are today healthy dose of fresh air everyday come rain, come shine. That’s what having dogs does for you. We have a chihuahua, a pug and a Boston terrier, so all quite small dogs.

Do you feel a pressure to look good?

I’ve never felt it was a pressure.

It’s always been a goal. It’s always been something desirable. You just think teenagers feel pressure or they just feel a drive to make a visual impact because they’re trying to pull.

Any grooming tips?

Yeah, actually. For a guy, as you get older, don’t be scared of using hair dye if you feel that’s right for you.

So obviously this year you’re coming to see us, what else is on the cards?

We’re playing in northern Europe.

Some shows in Germany and Bratislava. The show in Dubai is the beginning of what we consider to be the Far East and then the Australian route, which is very exciting. So from you we’re going

to go to Singapore and then Seoul, Hong Kong, and then we’re in good ol’ Australia.

Busy boys. And what can we expect in terms of playlist?

We’ve got a lot of hits under our belts and we do feel that people would be a little disappointed if we weren’t to play those. It’s tough choosing which ones to drop out because you can’t play everything and you don’t want to play the greatest hits either. That kind of puts you into a little box.

The reason we work on a new album is to give ourselves good relevance, to make ourselves work with what’s going on now.

And has the songwriting process changed or is it still very much the same format?

It’s anarchic, as it always has been.

As anarchic as ever.

Mar 8, The Sevens, Al Ain Road, Dubai, doors 6pm, show 9pm, regular Dhs300, front pit Dhs500.

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NO BUSINESS LIKE SNOW BUSINESS

multi-million-selling British indie-rock stars Snow Patrol jet into Dubai for their first-ever show in the region at the latest edition of Sandance. The Chasing Cars hitmakers are joined on a bumper bill by Scottish scamp calvin harris, legendary spinner Erick morillo, blasts-from-thepop-past m People, plus mischievous hip hop-loving London pals DJ Yoda and Dan Greenpeace.

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After several years and two albums plugging away to little reward, Snow Patrol hit pay dirt with breakthrough album Final Straw, and went on to become one of the biggest bands in the world. What’s On gave bassist Paul ‘Pablo’ Wilson a call ahead of their first appearance in Dubai...

Sandance is held on Nasimi beach. You must have played a few beach festivals over the years, but you don’t seem like the kind of guys who spend a lot of time on the beach.

No, we never have played one, actually. I’m the kind of person that wears jeans at the beach.

Jeans and boots. Is it going to be really hot?

Probably around 25 degrees...

My goodness. That’s brilliant.

Are you aware of the rest of the bill? It’s quite an unusual mishmash: Calvin Harris, M People and Erick Morillo...

M People? [Laughs] That’s a bit strange. It’s kind of cool, though, because it sounds like more of a party vibe. Dance music and more upbeat stuff, then we can play our miserable songs and make everyone cry at the end. [Laughs]

WIN!

You’ve never played the Middle East before. What can we expect?

We’ve never even played anywhere close to Dubai, so it’s going to be pretty interesting. It will be a bit smaller than our shows in the UK. They need, like, eight trucks and seven tour buses. It would probably cost about £1m to get that to Dubai.

But we’ve been playing through Europe at half the scale and you can’t really tell the difference.

Apparently frontman Gary Lightbody and lead guitarist Nathan Connolly are scared of flying. Will you be sweating on the flight over here?

Who really does enjoy flying?

Nathan and Gary especially don’t.

We had a flight back from New Zealand once and the plane fell about 2,000ft out the sky for about half an hour. They didn’t like flying after that. I just slept mostly. I tend to sleep on planes. The minute I get on I just pass out.

Why do you think there was such a huge gulf in your popularity between early Snow Patrol albums, when the band were struggling to make ends meet, and the latter-day multimillion sellers?

We’ve gone from playing in front of 20 people in a pub, a dog drinking your pint on the stage, to what we’re doing now.

I think it was the song Run that really connected with people. I remember the first time we played it live, before the album [Final Straw] had come out and before people really knew the band.

There were people singing it at the gig. People loved it. That was the point where we really started to notice things changing.

Did you have any inkling that Run would be so big when you recorded it?

Nah. I don’t think anybody’s very good at spotting what’s going to be successful. Some people in record companies get lucky, but you never really know. It’s all about timing and all sorts of things. But with, say, Chasing Cars, we knew that was going to be big. We didn’t ever realise it would be as big as it was, but we recorded three versions, trying to get it perfect.

It was a rock song, then it was a

dancier song, then it became a ballad. We knew the song was good. It would be quite funny if people could hear the different ways it sounded.

Gary is probably the most recognisable band member and even he claims not many people recognise him. Do you count yourselves lucky to be so successful without having to deal with the perils of celebrity?

Yeah I do. But there’s a choice – people who are famous want to be the majority of the time. We do one photoshoot for each album and that’s it. We’re not in the public

eye. We don’t even really have a publicist. I go on the underground every day in London and nobody’s ever said anything to me. And I’m quite often with Gary.

Has that ever led to any unusual circumstances? For instance, not getting let into your own shows?

That does happen quite a lot. If I don’t have my pass with me at a gig it’s like ‘Nah you can’t get in’. It happens, like, once a week.

Snow Patrol are possibly the most successful band to come out of the 1990s Scottish indie-rock scene. Was there

Would you like to win tickets and the chance to meet Snow Patrol?

Simply e-mail withwithwhatson@ motivate.ae with SANDANCE in the subject line and tell us…

What is the lead singer’s surname? a) Lightbody b) Heavybody c) Snowbody

any resentment of your success back home from lesser bands?

Yeah a little bit, but that’s what happens if you’re classed as an indie band and you get some success. What does ‘indie’ mean anyway? If you’re an underdog and have great songs, people will champion you. If you’re successful and have great songs, people will be like [affects bitter

M People vs Erick Morillo

There’s a vein of experience running through this month’s Sandance, with a couple of hundred years of musical careers between the two oldest acts on the bill. It’s the square off nobody could have imagined: we plot the careers of pop-soulsters m People and veteran deckmaster Erick morillo from the early 1990s to now...

1993

1996

1999

2005

M People release their breakthrough record, second album Elegant Slumming, which reaches number two in the UK charts and goes on to hang around in the Top 75 for 87 weeks, notching triple platinum sales.

M People take an extended break after back-to-back LPs Bizarre Fruit (1994) and Bizarre Fruit II (1995) become two of the decade’s most successful albums, leading to tireless touring around the globe.

Dreaming, M People’s final single release to date, reaches number 13 in the UK charts. The band goes on hiatus.

Heather Small’s solo song Proud, from her debut solo album of the same name, is used as the soundtrack to Britain’s successful bid for the 2012 Olympic Games.

Erick Morillo has yet to emerge from the cover of production aliases, but scores a massive hit single as Reel 2 Reel with raga-house tune I Like To Move It, featuring the Cookie Monsteresque vocal talents of The Mad Stuntman.

Erick Morillo ditches his Reel 2 Reel moniker and begins his path towards becoming one of the most successful underground DJs of all time.

Erick Morillo launches his club night Subliminal, named after his record label, in New York. It’s soon a worldwide brand, with a particularly celebrated residency at Ibiza’s Pacha.

2012

I Like To Move It is featured in the movie Madagascar and covered by amphibious ringtone flashin-the-pan Crazy Frog, making it a hit all over again.

M People return to the live scene, confirming their appearance at Sandance.

Erick Morillo collaborates with caterwauling The X Factor winner Alexandra Burke on single Elephant.

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voice] ‘Ah, they’re a**holes’.

Fallen Empires was recorded in some beautiful locations across America, notably Malibu. Are paradises more inspiring than, say, inner city Scotland?

It was a little bit of both really.

Joshua Tree [location of the Rancho De La Luna studio] is barren dessert, a little house in the middle of nowhere where Queens Of The Stone Age, Foo Fighters and Arctic Monkeys have recorded. That’s where we started and that was pretty crazy.

Then we were in Santa Monica, because Nathan and Gary were living there anyway, so we rented a house nearby in Malibu that had these great sea views. We set up in there because we’ve got our own studio equipment. We didn’t really need to go in the studio.

Studios don’t have windows. Who wants to sit in a black room for months? The hardest thing about writing an album when you’re living by a beach is to not go to the beach every day. [Laughs] But it was a quite difficult album to write. The last album [A Hundred Million Suns] didn’t sell as much as the others. We had to make Fallen Empires twice as good.

You’re touring a heck of a lot in the coming months. Do you still get excited to head out on the road?

I really enjoy it now. When you’re younger and partying all the time you get totally burnt out and so tired; it would be tough.

Now, it’s actually pretty good.

You’re in a five-star hotel every day with a gym and a spa. It’s great. Relaxing. It’s better than being at home sometimes.

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Calvin Harris’s best collaborations 3. HOLIDAY

We asked hip hop-loving Sandance spinning stars Dan Greenpeace and DJ Yoda, who are good friends and sometime collaborators, to dish the dirt on each other…

a star in his own right thanks to hits like Acceptable In The 80s and The Girls, Scot pop savant calvin harris has also worked with a raft of fellow high rollers. here are the finest five examples...

DaN ON YODa

1. BOUNCE

WITH: Kelis The rebellious Caught Out There and Milkshake hitmaker also happens to be in the Emirates this month.

Although it’s sadly a weekend too late for any possibility of a Sandance hook-up on this euphoric Harris single, from his as-yet-untitled upcoming third album.

WITH: Kylie Minogue The queen of constant reinvention, Kylie’s 2008 single took an electro-pop angle post-cancer recovery that gained favourable comparisons with French party kings Justice. That reference was perhaps a touch hyperbolic, but didn’t halt the song from hitting Top Tens is numerous countries.

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5. WE FOUND LOVE

Greenpeace vs Yoda

LIKE 1. He’s put out some of the best mixtapes in history.

He’s so naturally creative it’s untrue.

2. Yoda likes to be as anonymous as possible. He could easily play on his status more but chooses not to.

3. He has a really nice dog called Shirley. She seems to like me, but has taken a disliking to other well-known DJs who visit.

DISLIKE 1. Yoda scratches way better than me. My skills are laughable, but it’s my fault: I’m too lazy.

2. He has way more air miles than me and has DJed in Japan, which would be my dream.

3. He’s a southerner and I’m a Yorkshireman, so he’s into weird stuff like Oolong herbal tea.

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LIKE 1. Dan’s knowledge of golden era hip hop. He’s a one-man rap encyclopedia.

2. His ability to get on the mic when he’s DJing, something I’ve always been too afraid to do.

3. Dan makes a good cup of tea.

DISLIKE 1. Dan lives the complete opposite side of London to me, which means it’s difficult for us to hook up easily.

2. His hip hop poster collection makes me jealous.

3. I dislike how often Dan releases mix CDs; once in a blue moon. dangreenpeace.com djyoda.co.uk

WITH: Dizzee Rascal Harris’ playful production helped kick-start a run of three successive UK number one singles for gritty grime rapperturned-household name Dizzee Rascal. Dance Wiv Me’s tongue-in-cheek shuffle is as endearing as both Dizzee and Calvin’s self-conscious respective dancing skills.

WITH: Dizzee Rascal Originally penned for The Saturdays, the girls’ loss was Dizzee Rascal’s gain, scoring another chart topper with this ode to summer fun.

Harris refused to appear in the song’s video, however, due to supposed disagreements about dancing and costumes.

Brave chap to mess with Dizzee, Calvin.

4. IN MY ARMS

WITH: Rihanna One of the past year’s most ubiquitous tunes, this Rihanna single is a strangely upbeat tale of seemingly doomed love. A controversial video furthered suggestions it’s a commentary on her tempestuous relationship with Chris Brown, who infamously assaulted the Umbrella icon in 2009.

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film

New ReleAses

We Bought A Zoo

Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close

The Devil Inside

The devil inside

We Bought a Zoo

extremely loud and incredibly close

Who?

Fernanda Andrade, Simon Quarterman, Evan Helmuth, Suzan Crowley, William Brent Bell (director)

Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson, Thomas Haden Church, Patrick Fugit, Cameron Crowe (director)

Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock, Thomas Horn, Max von Sydow, John Goodman, Stephen Daldry (director)

Tagline

‘No soul is safe’

‘From the director of Jerry Maguire’

“This is not a story about September 11th, it’s a story about every day after”

once upon a Time...

Twenty years after a mother killed three clergy during an exorcism ritual being performed on her, her grown-up daughter headed to Rome to investigate, but soon found herself dragged home to face her demonic destiny.

A widower tried to kick-start a new life for himself and his recently expelled son by buying up a big house with a zoo in the back yard, but financial troubles and family strife threatened to derail the public reopening.

The son of a man killed in the Twin Towers recalled his time with his father, and an unfinished scavenger hunt ending in a mysterious key. Soon, the arrival of a stranger spurred him on to track down what it opened.

ideal if you’re in The mood To...

Wade through a murky, decidedly unsavoury lake of pseudo-spiritual codswallop while waiting with baited yawn for the next inevitable made-you-jump moment.

See a film wearing its heart unapologetically on its sleeve – sure, it’s cheesy at times, but the fighting spirit of Benjamin Mee’s original memoir has been translated quite nicely on the whole.

Consider a few shamelessly heartstring-tugging questions around family, nature/nurture and identity, while a cast of stellar names lend the vaguely fluffy premise a sense of gravitas.

WaTch This if you like...

Found-footage mockumentaries of the sort that The Blair Witch Project made a genre staple – this is all fake, of course, but labours through to a hackneyed sign-off implying that ‘the investigation continues…’

Cameron Crowe’s near-trademark sense of heavyweight romanticism and credulity. Like Jerry Maguire and Say Anything, this survives its triple cynicism bypass thanks to Matt Damon’s fine performance.

Forrest Gump, not only due to the similar reliance on sentimentality and the box office pulling power of Tom Hanks, but because – like this film – it was also adapted for the silver screen by Eric Roth.

Top Trivia

It seems Paramount – evidently hoping to repeat the success of Paranormal Activity – knew early on that it wasn’t to be: this was only screened to critics the night before opening, and they duly slated it.

Damon plays Mee with just enough earthy, everyman humanity to carry Crowe’s unabashedly sentimental flourishes, we can only feel a slight relief that Ben Stiller – an early consideration – didn’t get the role.

The original novel was penned in 2005 by Jonathan Safran Foer, the same year that Liev Schreiber adapted Foer’s earlier work, Everything Is Illuminated, with Elijah Wood in the lead role.

WhaT’s on Ten Words or less revieW

Significantly less scary than the fact it was actually made.

Effortlessly charming, despite the missed opportunities to explore darker themes.

Heavy on whimsy, light on background – a potentially divisive affair.

raTe or slaTe?

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The Hunger Games

Wrath Of The Titans

Dr Seuss’ The Lorax

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

dr seuss’The lorax

The hunger games

Wrath of The Titans

The Best exotic marigold hotel

Danny DeVito, Zac Efron, Taylor Swift, Ed Helms, Chris Renaud (director)

Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks, Gary Ross (director)

Sam Worthington, Ralph Fiennes, Liam Neeson, Danny Huston, Jonathan Liebesman (director)

Judi Dench, Bill Nighy, Dev Patel, Tom Wilkinson, Maggie Smith, John Madden (director)

“Meet the original force of nature”

‘The games will change everyone’

‘Feel the wrath’

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Ted, a young dreamer with a crush on local girl Audrey, scoured their artificially built hometown to fulfil her dream of seeing a real tree, and learned that a strange orange creature – the Lorax – may hold the solution.

A fraught and unstable future society rose from the ashes of the collapsed USA, with the annual Hunger Games as a cornerstone of the new regime. Rather than honour, its contestants battled for life or death.

Perseus, in semi-retirement from swashbuckling and defeating various mythical beasts, was forced back into the underworld to overthrow the restless Titans and restore the god Zeus to his rightful position.

Dreams of an idyllic, leisurely life in India quickly proved to be somewhat optimistic for a bunch of British retirees, who arrived at the titular rental complex to find it in a state of advanced disrepair.

Delve into the faintly surreal, eternally childlike world of Dr Seuss, rendered in full computergenerated 3D animation, to follow a fetch-quest with an overarching environmental message.

See a sci-fi novel adaptation – this was the first in a trilogy by author Suzanne Collins – tackle a challenging vision of dystopian futures from the point of view of its younger generation.

Delve into a chaotic and fantastical world of muscle-bound he-men and snarling, many-tentacled beasties without worrying about any of them spilling your soda.

Jump on board with a gaggle of heavyweight UK award-hoovers and watch them being terribly… well, British, about living abroad.

Still, as you’d expect, passions eventually begin to stir.

Any of the other Dr Seuss adaptations to hit the big screen – How The Grinch Stole Christmas; The Cat In The Hat or especially the equally computer-reliant recent release, Horton Hears A Who!

Any of Collins’ novels in the series (the next two being Catching Fire and Mockingjay), or numerous other sci-fi society breakdown films – fans of Mad Max might find themselves drawn to this one.

It’s tempting to point straight to the original (1981) Clash Of The Titans, but since the main draw there was always the gorgeous stop-motion work of Ray Harryhausen, aim for the less charming 2010 remake.

Any of the big name leads when they turn their seasoned hand to more contemporary tales. Failing that, anyone with a soft spot for Shirley Valentine might get a kick from the basic setup.

There’s even more of a personal touch to this story than most other Seuss books – the characters of Ted and Audrey were named after the author (Theodor Geisel) and his widow respectively.

The original score was to be composed by Oscar-winner Danny Elfman, best known for The Simpsons and work with Tim Burton, but scheduling conflicts brought in James Newton Howard.

When not holed up in the studio on the outskirts of London, location shoots took place in Surrey, South Wales and Tenerife. Decide for yourself which is most likely to have doubled for a hellish underworld.

Madden and Dench reunite once again, so expect the Dame to look even more at ease than usual – he previously directed her on Shakespeare In Love (1998) and Mrs Brown (1997).

Hardly revelatory, but perfectly sweet family fare all the same.

A feast for the senses while your brain goes hungry.

Overly reliant on big set pieces, but perfectly popcorn-friendly.

The ensemble thrills initially, but the plot fades into retirement.

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PREVIEW

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EATING OUT Reviews, recipes, columnists and the latest food news

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@WhatsOnFish scale SUSTAINABILITY RATING No local fish, or only overfished local species e.g. Hammour At least one sustainable local fish dish, but also one or overfished local species More than one sustainable local fish dish, but also one or overfished local species At least one sustainable local fish dish, no overfished local species Several sustainable local fish dishes, no overfished local species

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FOOD EDITOR'S LETTER Last month was Gourmet Abu Dhabi. This month, it is Taste Of Dubai. Gourmet Abu Dhabi was a rip roaring success, and why wouldn’t it be? The glisten of all those Michelin stars was always going to attract the capital’s foodie’s, whatever the festival’s failings (lack of focus on local chefs and produce, for example).

And Taste Of Dubai will also be popular – I’ll be there myself. But the festival has its deficiencies, too.

It is focused on local restaurants – albeit many international imports – but the roster of 26 participants is off kilter. Many are located in the same hotels, for example – it is far from a broad display of the city’s culinary talent. It’s time the UAE started to boast about all of its restaurants, its local produce and its home-grown talent. Which is why we have created the UAE’s first rated restaurant guide, The Black Hat Guide, which you have received free with this issue. It’s been a slog, but we think the end product was worth it. The UAE has a lot to shout about, and we hope you will find the guide useful. We want you to carry it around, dog ear the pages, make notes, question it, and look forward to The Black Hat Guide 2013.

But before you set off on a culinary odyssey, please read this Eating Out section. We bring you our verdict on Juan Amador’s new restaurant (p45), Beach House (p49), Karma Kafe (p53) and the Belgian Beer Café’s new Dubai flagship (p50). Plus a failsafe recipe for sweet and sour chicken (p47), six new brunches (p48), The Connoisseur on Australian wine (p51), Gary Rhodes’ duck (p52) and all the food news (p56). And when you’ve done with that lot, take a look at The Black Hat Guide, and tell us what you think of our ratings. Hopefully it’s a real taste of not just Dubai but the Abu Dhabi, too.

Gareth Rees Features & Food Editor

If you have any comment or opinions on Eating Out or the UAE food scene, please e-mail gareth@ motivate.ae

Amador

Molecular gastronomy comes to the capital city, but does Michelin starred chef Juan Amador live up to his reputation?

We begin with tartare Norwegian lobster sat upon a combination of Granny Smith apple seed oil – perhaps a little overpowering – and goat’s cheese. Ever so slightly off target.

But the next dish sets the taste buds tingling. Red mullet with red peppers brought to life by a bisque that really brings out the fish’s delicate flavours.

Our monkfish main is the real peak, however – a NEED TO KNOW moist white parcel slathered Location: Park Rotana, in veal cheeks and spinach, Al Matar, Abu Dhabi it represents a perfect Tel: (02) 6573333 or Abu Dhabi foodies, combination of textures Web: rotana.com the past year has and flavours.

Open: Sun to Fri 7pm to proved fascinating.

The jovial staff will happily 11.30pm (tasting menu Except, until now, embellish a la carte options served until 10.30pm) the deluge of fresh standardwith selections from the Cuisine type: molecular raising restaurants notably degustation menu or Amador’s gastronomy lacked the inspiration of a adjacent tapas bar, and we Must eat: monkfish world heavyweight chef. It’s cleansed our palette with a with Bill for two: Dhs1,000 fair to say, then, that Spanisha refreshing “gin tonic nitro” (without alcohol) German experimentalist – a made-at-the-table liquid Juan Amador’s UAE debut is nitrogen science experiment rather a big deal. with sorbet consistency, IN TWEET FORM But things didn’t get off consumed whole before it hits There’s nothing boring to the best of starts – our room temperature – before or run-of-the-mill at palpable excitement slightly digging in to a gallery-worthy Amador. The result? dulled upon entering the dessert of Valrhona chocolate.

A joyous, boundarydining room’s intimate Not everything worked, pushing dinner to interior. Yes, it is smart, but admittedly – the dining remember aside from visually intriguing chairs were too shallow to be Follow us at walls of seemingly randomly truly comfortable, and our @WhatsOnDubai and arranged golden letters, there aforementioned starter didn’t @WhatsOnAbuDhabi is little to blow you away. quite gel.

Don’t be fooled, however Pushing things forward – it is the restaurant equivalent of a self-assured doesn’t come cheap, either, unsurprisingly; person dressing neatly rather than flashily. while our main seems par for the course, add a Juan Amador clearly possesses the chops – and starter and second course with identical prices, knows it – to shake up Abu Dhabi’s eating and suddenly you’ve blown Dhs400 without out scene, with ideas to spare. So why draw opening the wine list or dessert menu. But attention away from the main attraction? the safety net has been discarded (or possibly The remarkable food strikes an expert employed to magical effect in the kitchen) at balance – boundary pushing yes, but not Amador. And to ruin a phrase, you have to over-clever or self-indulgent. We’re not talking break a few eggs to create a culinary omelette Heston Blumenthal’s test tube burgers here. this eccentrically excellent.

While the menu is infused with a joyous desire to entertain and entrance @WhatsOnFish scale SUSTAINABILITY RATING: With no UAE fish on the menu, Amador scores zilch. diners, shock value is eschewed.

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Cook a classic Sweet and sour chicken Noble House chef Larry Tacadena shows us how to cook the quintessential Chinese dish

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For the base: * 200g diced skinless chicken thigh * 10g red bell pepper * 10g green bell pepper * 10g yellow bell pepper * 5g cherry tomatoes * 100g potato flour * 80g egg yolk * Cooking wine (optional) * Onion oil (optional) For the sweet and sour sauce: * 100g plum sauce * 120g rice vinegar * 50g chilli sauce * 100g tomato ketchup * 50g sugar * 200g water * ½ fresh lemon * 10g dark soya sauce

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First step is to prepare the sweet and sour sauce. Mix all the ingredients together in a pan and boil for an hour on a medium to low heat.

Meanwhile that is happening, move on to the base. Wash and cut the peppers then blanch them with the cherry tomatoes for five seconds in boiling water. Season with salt and sugar to taste. Place the egg yolk in a bowl with the diced chicken and coat with the potato flour, then deepfry the chicken until golden brown. Pre heat the wok to around 120 degrees, pour in the sweet and sour sauce and add the cooking wine and the remainder of the potato flour to thicken. Finally, add the onion. Place the cooked chicken on a plate and serve with rice.

Noble House, Raffles Dubai, Wafi, Tues to Sat 7pm to 11.30pm.

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SIX OF THE BEST:

CAPITAL CITY

BRUNCH BONANZA

Abu Dhabi’s brunch scene has received a shot in the arm from the influx of luxury hotels around the city in recent months. No less than half a dozen brand new brunches are currently throwing down the gauntlet, so stuff a napkin into your collar and get Fridays (and Saturdays) started in style…

outlet. As the title suggests, the prime focus is meaty treats at a number of live barbecue stations.

Whole marinated tiger prawns were our personal favourite. If that isn’t sufficient to get your taste buds booking a table, it’s not all flame-licked flesh – there are salad and dessert stations, too. A resident DJ completes the ambiance, while The Beach House’s rooftop is now open for chilled post-brunch cocktails or champers.

BEST FOR: A castaway afternoon Park Hyatt Abu Dhabi, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 4071234. abudhabi.park.hyatt.com

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By The Beach WHERE? The Beach House WHEN? Fridays, 12.30pm to 4pm HOW MUCH? Dhs390, Dhs300 with soft drinks This alliterative little gem makes the very best use of the Park Hyatt’s idyllic Saadiyat setting on the terrace of its Beach House 48 WHAT’S ON MARCH 2012

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WHERE? Olea WHEN? 12.30pm to 4pm HOW MUCH? Dhs450 with bubbly, Dhs385 with house beverages, Dhs300 with soft drinks The imposing St Regis’ all-day dining spot Olea is a say-whatyou-see experience, gazing across a paradise landscape of white sands and azure sea.

Mediterranean overtones are all over the Brunch with a View, taking in tapenades, tomato bread, fresh seafood and grilled

delights. You’d be wise to sup on the hotel’s signature Arabian Snapper cocktail while you’re at it. It’s a family-friendly affair: entertainers keep the young ‘uns occupied with magic tricks, plate spinning and face painting.

BEST FOR: A sophisticated yet friendly Friday St Regis Saadiyat Island Resort, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 4988888. stregissaadiyatisland.com

Marina Brunch WHERE? Boccaccio/ Chamas/Belgian Café WHEN? Fridays, noon to 4pm HOW MUCH? Dhs395 with bubbly, Dhs295 with house beverages The InterCon is obviously wise to variety being the spice of life (repeat clichés to fade). This new whopper offers the choice of two buffets at Boccaccio, plus live cooking stations, and the option of dining in or outside at Chamas or Belgian Café, with live jazz music. This kind of behaviour is why the InterCon remains one of our favourite old school Abu Dhabi haunts. Not convinced?

Take advantage of a buy one get one free deal at the launch event on March 9.

Eating Out BEST FOR: Bubbly brunch brilliance InterContinental Abu Dhabi, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6666888. ichotelsgroup.com

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Midday Till SunSeT Brunch WHERE? Cipriani WHEN? Fridays, noon to sunset HOW MUCH? Dhs150 for three-course set menu including cocktail/mocktail or fully à la carte Sick of buffet brunches? We feel your pain, dear reader, which is 04 why Cipriani’s brunch might just be our new favourite in the capital. Table service immediately ups the class, and there’s a hefty nod to the first two letters of the brunch portmanteau: where many rivals ignore breakfast, here your weekend can begin with rather perfect French toast, pancakes, or one of four imaginative eggs selections, all soundtracked by a guest DJ spinning suitable swish sounds. Things gets a touch noisy on the terrace should race cars be tearing around the adjacent Marina Circuit – the case on the two occasions What’s On has attended to date – but beyond that, Fridays don’t come much more luxurious or relaxing.

BEST FOR: Brunching à la carte and alfresco Cipriani, Building 1, Yas Yacht Club, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6575400. cipriani.com

SaTurday Brunch FeVer WHERE? Thirty 1st WHEN? Saturdays, noon to 3pm HOW MUCH? Dhs135 or Dhs85 without beverages After a long week, sometimes

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HOW MUCH? Dhs550 with Veuve Clicquot NV, Dhs450 with house beverages, dragging yourself out of bed at Dhs350 with soft drinks lunchtime just to stuff yourself The leaning tower of silly isn’t so appealing. If that ADNEC, as nobody has yet going out mojo has returned coined Hyatt Capital Gate, come Saturday, however, is an arresting setting. And Holiday Inn has the answer flagship restaurant 18° pulls with a self-styled ‘not-soout all the stops 80 metres heavy’ offering. Get stuck above ground level for this into cold cuts, cheese platters, imaginative brunch, building soups, quiches, kebabs, on its eastern Mediterranean grills, roasts and veg, with all theme. A list of mains are manner of tarts, pastries and featured each week then fresh fruit for afters; by prepared/served brunch standards, tableside, we’re perilously alongside relatively close displays to territory of hot marked and cold ‘healthy’. appetisers, BEST FOR: plus Value for desserts money and pastries Holiday Inn Abu (a real Dhabi, 31st Street, speciality, trust between Muroor and us – kudos to the 05 Airport Roads, Abu Dhabi. pastry chef). Simply Tel: (02) 6574888. holidayinn. select your brunch package, com from classic, through premium, right up to the sky brunch, which includes freeflowing champagne.

BEST FOR: Putting a fresh tilt on your weekend Hyatt Capital Gate, ADNEC, Khaleej Al Arabi Street, Abu WHERE? 18° Dhabi. Tel: (02) 5961234.

WHEN? Fridays, 12.30pm abudhabi.capitalgate.hyatt. to 4pm com

Fridays at Certo are not about rushing! Indulge in an Italian-style Friday Brunch with a selection of dishes served at your table. From homemade antipasti and pizzas to fish and meat recipes, all dishes are accompanied by salads and risotto.

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For a true taste of Italy opt for the Bubbly Brunch with unlimited Bubbly, a traditional Italian sparkling treat from the Veneto region.

AED 140 with unlimited soft drinks AED 190 with unlimited house beverages AED 210 with unlimited Bubbly Children aged 6-12 half price Children under 6 years dine free

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Belgian Beer Café The popular pub brand’s UAE flagship is open, but does it offer something the UAE’s other three BBCs don’t?

NEED TO KNOW

Location: Madinat Tel: (04) 4470227 Web: belgianbeercafe. com Open: daily noon to 2am Cuisine type: pub grub/ Belgian Must eat: potato mousseline Bill for two: Dhs400 (without alcohol)

of the raw, chilled flesh to come through, followed by a nice hint of Tabasco. Oysters came in the half shell and had been gratinated in the oven with a touch of beer to bring out the salty, fishy flavour of the slippery little molluscs. Tiny off-pink shrimps (known, confusingly, as grey shrimps) tumbled over a croquette – a delicate crunch, giving way IN TWEET FORM to a sweet, smooth mass of Chef Yves Bas has done a puréed shrimp. fine job of the menu at the Then there was a silky potato new BBC Madinat flagship. mousseline spiked with smoked Big, honest food, excellent salmon and the unmistakable beer and a nice terrace. and beautiful hit of smoked Follow us at eel – one of nature’s greatest @WhatsOnDubai and To be clear, despite the verybody who likes a pint has heard flavours (thank you, nature). @WhatsOnAbuDhabi location and the freedom of the Belgian Beer Café or, as we all Vogelnestje, a heavy (like Bas has with the menu, it’s affectionately know it, the BBC. But a really big rock) dish of still pub grub – homely, comforting, filling. the brand’s new flagship at the Souk hardboiled egg wrapped in minced veal, and Madinat Jumeirah promises something a little But there’s nothing wrong with that, now, served in a tomato sauce on a bed of mashed is there? bit different – a little bit more. potato with a side of fries with mayonnaise If you’re hungry, and of course you are, it Rather tenuously (not that it really (that’s right), was described by chef Bas as will be hard not to order everything. Duck matters), due to the pub’s location – on the “Belgian comfort food”. All we can say is, paté, seafood chowder, smoked salmon, beef site of former seafood restaurant Pisces – life must be tough in Belgium if they need executive chef Yves Bas has decided to present stew, Belgian sirloin, mussels – it’s all there, this much comfort. Definitely not for the begging to be scoffed. We did our best, and a menu swimming with seafood. Bas, who dainty, but a must for those in search of the so spent much more than necessary, but you opened the Belgian Café in Abu Dhabi, is a authentic. should be able to fill your belly for about nice chap, passionate about food and excited Tiger prawns, marinated in spices and Dhs400 for two. to be in Dubai. grilled, were delicious. As was the lobster, An appetiser of steak tartare – served with Take a seat on the terrace, if you can find cooked in herbs, tomato, garlic and shallot not enough (there’s never enough) triangles a table. It’s lovely at this time of year, out of and served in the shell. the way of the main bar area, and the Burj Al of toast – wasn’t overcomplicated by the use Dessert? Waffle, of course. And, served with of endless ingredients, allowing the sweetness ice cream and strawberries and sprinkled with Arab watches over you as you eat. powdered sugar, it was the best example you @WhatsOnFish scale SUSTAINABILITY RATING: will find anywhere in the city.

There is a lot of seafood on the menu, but none of it from the waters of the Arabian Gulf And, naturally, the beer is superb. Cheers.

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The connoisseur

Andy Cullen is the Director of Operations for Caprice Holdings, the company behind The Ivy and Rivington Grill. A qualified master sommelier and former resident of Australia, he insists that if you avoid the cheap plonk, Australian wine can sit alongside the best bottles in your wine rack The Australian wine industry began with the first settlement back in the 1700s, but it took until the 20th century to really find its identity. In the early part of the century, the focus was on supplying the empire with fortified wines, but beginning in the mid-1960s the still, dry wine industry began to take precedence. Its big break came in the 1970s and early 1980s, when many south Australian producers broke into the UK and US markets by utilising wines labelled with grape varieties, giving the consumer an easy reference point with which choose their wines.

Australia was the first country to label wines by grape variety rather than region, and has been more successful than most of its ‘New World’ counterparts. Now when you look at Australian shiraz from Margaret River, Barossa Valley or Hunter Valley, they will all shout “Australian shiraz” at you, but the subtleties now come through with regional characteristics.

Always start with shiraz, which has become the iconic grape variety of Australia.

South Australian shiraz and the Barossa Valley are the most recognised exponents of a style that pleases people around the world.

Cheaper Australian wine has flooded the market somewhat clouding consumers’ perceptions.

It’s good to buy mediumpriced Australian wine, as it punches well above its weight in quality, and move away from the cheapest of the cheap.

In terms of red, shiraz is the market leader. Cabernet and merlot are also very popular, but ones to look out for would be some of the Italian grapes, Sangiovese or Nebbiolo, which are starting to be used in South Australia to make some very interesting wines. In terms of white, Australia is very strong with chardonnay and sauvignon blanc, but the king of all Australian white wines is the riesling – beloved of the Australian wine maker.

Good Australian shiraz is full bodied, with big round juicy flavours and generally quite a high alcohol content. Eating food with it is advisable, and the more robust the food, the better – a great steak would be perfect, for example.

Riesling in Australia can be bone-dry, the preference of most wine makers, but there are some very commendable off-dry styles as well. Australian seafood benefits from these bone dry rieslings, with Granny Smith apple flavours, citrus notes

and searing acidity.

The wine produced in Australia comes predominantly from South Australia and from the heartlands of the Barossa Clare and Coonawarra, but also look out for some delicate pinot noirs from Adelaide Hills. Western Australia boasts the most hospitable climate for wine, and the region of Margaret River and Swan Valley are worth a mention – and a visit.

Victoria has developed a reputation for producing the top pinot noir, and also in my view produces the best chardonnay. If you’re looking for something sparkling, look no further than Tasmania. The iconic grape variety of New South Wales must be the semillon, which comes bone dry, and is unlike anywhere else in the world.

My favourite undiscovered region is the McLaren Vale, where grenache vines can be found reaching up to 120 years of age. This region produces some truly beguiling wines at very reasonable prices; look out for Yangarra.

If you're looking for more information, the best website is the Australian Wine Bureau (wineaustralia. com). As for a book, Oz Clarke’s Australian Wine Companion is one to look out for. caprice-holdings.co.uk

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ROAST DUCK BREASTS WITH SPINACH, WILD MUSHROOMS AND MAPLE SYRUP VINAIGRETTE SERVES FOUR

"Some people don't like spinach.

Well, there are endless alternatives"

The chef

As an alternative to the duck, I also like eating this dish with lamb. Like the duck, it has that sweet flavour, Gary Rhodes made his first Sunday particularly when you roast aged 13. Today, he’s one of the have new season spring lamb. You cook it in most successful chefs in the business. very much the same Writing exclusively for What’s On, this manner, making sure month Gary explains how to go from a that any fat around beautiful duck dish to vegetarian pasta the cutlet is rendered down. Place them in in eight easy moves the pan upright on their fat. As the pan heats it n March you will slowly melt that fat start to see some away, leaving a golden of the Spanish brown crunch. Then a and Portuguese couple of minutes on ingredients flown each side for a pink in, particularly centre. Lovely. You wild mushrooms – could even have beef chanterelles, girolles, fillet, quickly seared in things like that. At the a pan. Even chicken. same time, Europe is Or if you don’t fancy just entering spring, so chicken, guinea fowl, you have the lovely little which has that slight baby spinach appearing as well. gaminess about it that would cope with the Instead of creating a sauce to go with this maple syrup and the wild mushrooms. dish, I thought we’d use a vinaigrette – so you’re This is a dinner dish, but replace the duck not always munching into some kind of gravy with shellfish – prawns, for example – and the or butter or cream sauce. The vinaigrette has a dish becomes lighter. You could cook this dish bitter sweetness to it, because the maple syrup in a wok. In with your prawns, throw in the has been reduced down, increasing the richness mushrooms, spinach in at the last minute, stir and giving it a slight toffee finish, which works it around, place on a plate, drizzle it with the very well with the mushroom and the duck. dressing. Finished. Scallops would also go very Some people don’t like spinach. Well, there well with it – and even fish. Turbot has a rich are endless alternatives. Leeks, for example, enough flavour to cope with it, as does sea bass. which provide an onion bite. Shred them down, If you take the concept and the flavours from or buy the little baby leeks and cut them into this, you could even turn it into a pasta dish. nice roundels; they will cook as quickly as the Keep every component, just take out the duck spinach. You could also use mini cauliflower and add some leek or cauliflower florets, maybe florets, shredded spring onions, pak choi or add some pre-cooked linguine or penne, and finely shredded green cabbage. you could have a really delicious vegetarian dish.

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INGREDIENTS Four duck breasts (skin on), sea salt, pepper, four tbsp maple syrup, 1.5 tbsp sherry vinegar, 1.5 tbsp groundnut oil, one tbsp hazelnut oil, 225g wild mushrooms (girolles, trompettes, ceps, oyster mushrooms), 25g butter, 900g spinach (stalks removed)

METHOD Score the duck breast skin with a sharp knife. Season the breasts with salt and pepper and place, fat-side down, in a frying pan over a medium heat. As the fat begins to heat, it will melt and crisp up.

Continue to colour the skin for ten to 12 minutes before turning the duck over and frying for a further four to five minutes, leaving it pink.

Remove the duck breasts and keep warm to one side. Meanwhile, boil the maple syrup and simmer until just two tablespoons are left, before removing from the heat and whisking in the sherry vinegar, groundnut oil and hazelnut oil.

Season with salt and pepper. While frying the duck breasts, trim and lightly rinse the wild mushrooms.

When the duck is resting, fry the mushrooms in half the butter in a hot pan, seasoning with salt and pepper, until just tender. Heat a separate pan with the remaining butter and add the washed spinach.

Season with salt and pepper, allowing the leaves to wilt and soften before draining. To serve, divide the spinach between four plates. Cut each breast into five to six slices and place on top of the spinach. Top with the pan-fried wild mushrooms, drizzling each with the maple syrup vinaigrette. Once the fat side is coloured, the duck breasts can be finished off in a preheated 200°C oven for four to five minutes.

Karma Kafe Will a new chef add some fresh flavour to Karma Kafe?

anything we’ve had before, but we’d order it again - while other dishes fall a bit flat; as dedicated carnivores it would take more than coriander to get us excited about tofu.

It takes a brave man to put high quality sushi out on the Dubai market, but Karma Kafe’s selection is impressive and well executed, with the wagyu maki rolls the highlight and classic nigiri full of freshness.

Molnar is clearly a man of taste, to whom ingredients are of the utmost importance, he brainchild of Buddha Bar creator and in both complicated dishes such as the Raymond Visan, Karma Kafe and black cod with citrus glaze and nam pla its Asian offerings have long been sauce to a simple chocolate fondant, there’s overlooked in favour no room for misjudgment of Zuma and Okku. While or error. it certainly appeals to a Diners may currently similar crowd, this Souk Al see Karma Kafe as a nice NEED TO KNOW Bahar lounge concept hasn’t place to drink decent Location: Souk Al Bahar, had the success or footfall cocktails, but the new Downtown, Dubai of its competitors, but the menu should put it on the Tel: (04) 4230909 arrival of executive chef eating out map. Having Web: karma-kafe.com Mark Molnar looks set to see said that, if you just want Open: Sun to Thur 4pm that put right in the coming a drink and a good spot to 2am, Fri and Sat months. to enjoy the fountains you noon to 2am The restaurant hasn’t won’t go wrong either.

Cuisine type: Asian changed, but why would it – fusion sultry lighting, rich fabrics Must eat: tuna sashimi and a terrace that must be pizza one of the city’s best kept Bill for two: Dhs480 secrets (it is practically on (without alcohol) top of the Dubai Fountains) create a spot that is hip, but not in an intimidating IN TWEET FORM way. The menu, however, If you want a change from has had a major overhaul. the usual Asian haunts The Asian undercurrent (or can’t get a table) then still runs throughout, but Karma Kafe is well worth Molnar has added in some a visit. And it has views. international influences.

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Beach House Does the Mediterranean menu at Park Hyatt Abu Dhabi’s beachside restaurant match the picture perfect view?

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Location: Park Hyatt Abu Dhabi, Saadiyat Island Tel: (02) 4071234 Web: abudhabi.park. hyatt.com Open: daily noon to 3pm and 6pm to midnight Cuisine type: Mediterranean Must eat: chargrilled octopus Bill for two: Dhs350 for two (without alcohol)

ark Hyatt. Those guys sure know how to do hotels, don’t they?

Dubai’s is an Arabicinspired beaut (a What’s On favourite), and the relatively new Park Hyatt Abu Dhabi, right out on the peaceful, picturesque Saadiyat Island, is IN TWEET FORM another corker. Colossal but A beautiful view, fresh stylish, luxurious but not brash ingredients and simple wilderness of Saadiyat, from the bone, in smoked paprika sauce or tacky in the manner of some Mediterranean cooking but focused on fresh, were the standout. other UAE hotels, it is ideal for make Beach House a high quality ingredients Then from the lunch menu, we had a a weekend retreat from the city. lovely spot for weekend and employing simple couple of nice salads. Feta, baked tomato And that is the only lunch. cooking techniques, it is and balsamic – simple, clean flavours – and reason you would ever find Follow us at worth a weekend drive. pumpkin and lentil with roast garlic, zaatar yourself at Beach House, no @WhatsOnDubai and We took along a few herbs and pomegranate was a pleasant blend matter how good or bad it is. @WhatsOnAbuDhabi friends and had lunch for of textures and flavours – sweet pumpkin, Fortunately, it is the ideal spot the pop of pomegranate, a garlic punch, for a weekend lunch or dinner. Slap bang on four (‘family-style’ as Beach House would describe it), so we ordered rather a lot, from earthy lentil and subtly fragrant herbs. But a the beachfront, looking out over the white large serving of tender, chargrilled octopus sand at the endless turquoise expanse of the both the lunch and dinner menus. But two with its clean, meaty flavour was served with ocean, it couldn’t really be any more idyllic. could get away with a couple of courses for lunch or six sharing plates for dinner. a simple tomato and shallot salad, and was And the Mediterranean menu, with a Of the small plates, the meat balls in the standout dish. dinner menu built around small sharing an olive and tomato sauce were tangy and Finish it off with a seriously calorific dulce plates (naturally) and a lunch menu of 20 nicely seasoned, chicken and mushroom de leche, if you dare, or an Eton-mess-like dishes (nine starters, seven mains, four skewers were, well, chicken and mushroom berry dish, sit back and enjoy the view. desserts) is definitely the right way to go on skewers, and given the setting. Is the food actually any a couple of short @WhatsOnFish scale SUSTAINABILITY RATING: good? Yes, it is. Not mind blowing, not ribs, meat falling There's no local fish on the Beach House menu, so it scores nothing. worth a mid-week trek across the concrete MARCH 2012 WHAT’S ON 55

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A shower of Michelin stars and new openings galore

New Dubai brunch

Let the food fest begin The culinary extravaganza that is Taste Of Dubai is back for its fifth outing. The three-day event sets up camp at the Media City Amphitheatre (the big grassy bit opposite the Media One Hotel, where we hold the annual What’s On Awards), offering talks, tips and masterclasses from a veritable who’s-who and what’s-what of the Dubai culinary scene. The Chef ’s Table will see demonstrations from international big guns Aldo Zilli, Giorgio Locatelli and our own celebrity columnist Gary Rhodes (p52), while other chefs including Indian masters Vineet Bhatia and Atul Kochhar will be teaching people their secrets at the cookery school.

Mar 15 to 17, Media City Ampitheatre, Thur 3pm to midnight, Fri noon to midnight, Sat noon to 11pm, regular Dhs75, VIP Dhs200. tasteofdubaifestival.com

A GALAXY OF STARS Travelling the world eating at the most coveted of restaurants is something of a dream for most people – but fantasise no more. For one night only Sofitel is inviting eight international chefs – with a staggering 12 Michelin stars between them – to each cook up their signature dish as part of a one-of-a-kind, oncein-a-lifetime eight-course menu.

Apr 3, Sofitel Hotel Jumeirah Beach, The Walk, JBR, Dubai, Dhs2,500, table of ten Dhs22,000. Tel: (04) 4484851. starsfoodart.com

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Executive sous chef, Chris Dodds, Yas Island Rotana and Centro Yas Island Blue Grill, Yas Island Rotana, Mon to Sat 7pm to 11.30pm.

Tel: (02) 6564000. rotana.com Follow us at @WhatsOnDubai and @WhatsOnAbuDhabi

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Merging a la carte and buffet, the W Grill Brunch at Wafi offers guests an all-youcan-eat appetiser and salad bar, while restricting the main courses to a menu offering everything from steaks to fish and chips. The best bit, though, especially for champagne lovers, is that W will serve unlimited Taittinger as part of the house beverage package.

Cheers!

W Grill, Wafi, Oud Metha, Dubai, daily 12.30pm to 4pm, Dhs275 with soft drinks and Dhs395 with house beverages. Tel: (04) 3244100. wafi.com

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PACHANGA Once the talk of the town, somewhere along the way Pachanga lost its pizazz.

We visited Dubai’s former quintessential Latin American restaurant to see whether the new crack team, chef Matias Ayala and restaurant manager Luis Serol, had managed to spice things up. Known for being unashamedly ‘meaty’, surprisingly, the seafood starters took the early plaudits. The

pan-seared Ecuadorian prawns and the chef ’s special, white fish ceviche, were a commendable show of skill from the new Argentinian chef. But the showpiece remains the main course of mixed Brazilian churrasco.

Served in rodizio style, the waiting staff brings around huge chunks of meat on spits that are carved at the table – but at Dhs230 make sure you

bring your appetite.

The carnivorous onslaught is complemented by some live Hispanic guitar music and, as expected, some decadent South American chocolate-heavy desserts.

It’s not exactly cutting edge, but who cares, eh?

Welcome back, old friend.

Hilton Dubai Jumeirah, JBR, Dubai, daily 7.30pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 3182530. hilton.com

The classy Chinese restaurant, Chi’zen, has made our day by introducing a new delivery service. It will run deliveries from both of its Dubai locations.

Dubai Festival City, Dubai. Tel: (04) 2329077 Mall Of The Emirates, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3549288

New openings in Abu Dhabi

Over the past few months the capital has become somewhat of a conveyor belt for new places to eat. Here are three more to add to the list

NOLU’S

NEW OPENING We don’t think we’ve ever

NEW OPENING

come across an Afghan-Californian café before, so Nolu’s is a first for us.

Situated in Al Bandar, and with cracking views of Yas Island, it should prove to be a popular spot.

Al Bandar, Abu Dhabi, Sat to Wed 8am to 10pm, Thur and Fri 8am to 11pm. Tel: (02) 5579500. noluscafe.com

TOSHI

On the Grand Millennium’s to do list for a while now, this Pan-Asian restaurant takes its lead from its Dubaian namesake, offering Japanese, Thai, Malaysian and Chinese cuisine. It will finally be in full swing by the beginning of April, now that the hotel has its longawaited liquor license.

Grand Millennium Al Wahda, Abu Dhabi, 7pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (02) 4439999. millenniumhotels.com

SLICES

NEW OPENING

With the battle cry of ‘not fast food, but fresh food, fast’, this independent local café is a breath of fresh air for the capital’s eating out scene. Serving organic soups, salads, and sandwiches, as well as substituting the usual array of soft drinks with freshly squeezed juices fits perfectly with the capital’s environmental vision.

Al Mamoura, Al Nahyan Camp, Sun to Thur 7am to 6pm, Sat 9am to 5pm. Tel: (02) 4918559. slices.ae

What would mother say?

Some people complain that Mother’s Day is an evil marketing ploy; personally, we don’t see any thing wrong with buying something nice for the woman who raised us with unadulterated affection. This year, rather than buying a standard petrol station bouquet of flowers, pop into Carluccio’s where they are offering to wrap up anything you buy in their retail range into a bespoke Mother’s Day hamper – you just need to spend more than Dhs250.

Mar 8 to 18, Carluccio’s, Dubai Marina Mall, Dubai, daily, 10am to midnight.

Tel: (04) 4341320. carluccios.com ALSO: Dubai Mall, Dubai and Mirdif City Centre, Dubai

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Seemingly taking their lead from The Ivy, the rest of Emirates Towers’ top-notch restaurants are finally getting around to introducing special business lunch deals.

The ever-popular Al Nafoorah, is offering two courses of hot and cold Lebanese mezze for Dhs110, or if you are really looking to impress, you can’t go wrong travelling 50 floors up to Vu’s to sample the three-course offering for Dhs150. If you’re in the market for something more substantial then Rib Room’s two or three course steak lunch should do the trick.

Al Nafoorah, Sun to Thur 12.30pm to 4pm, Dhs110. Tel: (04) 3198088. jumeirah.com Vu’s Restaurant, Sun to Thur 12.30 to 3pm, Dhs150. Tel: (04) 3188088. jumeirah.com Rib Room, Sun to Thur 12.30 to 3pm, Dhs110 or Dhs130. Tel: (04) 3188088. jumeirah.com MARCH 2012 WHAT’S ON 57

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CLoSe to Home ART DUBAI MAY RUN FOR JUST ONE WEEK IN MARCH, BUT DIRECTOR ANTONIA CARVER AIMS TO CREATE A LEGACY THAT LASTS ALL YEAR 60 WHAT’S ON march 2012

This is the sixth Art Dubai, and your second as director – how has it developed under your direction?

Last year was the fifth anniversary, so now we’re starting to plan the next five years – we’re looking at a new cycle for Art Dubai, looking at how the event can expand, how we can keep it fresh and exciting, which has always marked it out. At the moment it’s a week long and the main focus is in Jumeirah, but we have different initiatives to help the whole community get involved all year round. There are educational opportunities at the Pavilion, but also things like the artists’ residency that’s been running in Bastakiya for three months prior to the fair as well.

So you’re using it to support regional artists?

Yes, exactly. The international art community comes to Art Dubai because they know they’re going to see the very best of what the Middle East has to offer, but also increasingly they can use Art Dubai as a place to meet people – the key art players from East Asia, North Africa, the sort of wider region, if you like. But we think we can combine being a world-class art fair with what we can deliver for the local community as well, and those things are not chalk and cheese; they go together. We keep our feet very firmly within the local community and we think we can showcase that to the international world during the week of Art Dubai and play a role

culture special throughout the rest of the year in supporting the local industry here.

Certainly the whole art scene comes alive during that period.

Exactly. That’s something we really want to highlight. We began last year by launching this kind of umbrella initiative called Art Week and it’s really expanded a lot this year, so just, as you were saying, these other events have mushroomed around Art Dubai. The Sikka Art Fair, which is run by the Dubai Culture and Arts Authority and takes place in Bastakiya, has all been commissioned by UAE-based. We’re also, under Art Dubai management, launching another fair called Design Days Dubai (see p71), which is the first fair for the region that’s dedicated to furniture and product design. And, of course, there’s the galleries night, which we put together with the galleries, so I think you really see the celebration of Dubai as a cultural hub.

Things have been tough economically over the past few years – do these developments indicate a return of confidence to the market?

Yes, definitely. Of course there was a market correction about two years ago in line with the financial crisis globally, but the art market has proved very resilient and I think that surprised some people. I think increasingly, people have seen art as a safe haven – keeping resources in art and continuing to buy art has actually proved something that people feel very confident about. In Dubai, galleries have continued to open. This month, Al Serkal is announcing its expansion and there are new galleries opening at DIFC in time for Art Dubai as well. There is a real confidence in the region.

Art Dubai is ostensibly a marketplace, but what’s in it for the casual visitor?

Everything! We see ourselves as a public fair and we have people coming down in droves.

We have lots of family activities; loads of projects for kids, there are talks – lots of things for people to get involved in. For lots of people living in the city, March is the time when they really get engaged with the art world. We love that people come down here, and we want them to get out and explore – jump on jamjar’s Art Bus, explore the city as a whole – because there’s no other time when it’s quite so rich culturally.

Mar 21 to Mar 24, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, free. artdubai/ae

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Want to see what’s on offer at the fair this year? art dubai opens its doors early to What’s On The MAin evenT

Seventy-four galleries from 32 countries showing the work of over 500 artists – the sheer scale of Art Dubai is impressive, but it’s the quality of work on offer that really counts. This year sees the arrival of big-hitting US and European galleries such as Pace, Galerie Perrotin and Rodolphe Janssen, and new Middle Eastern arrivals such as Beirut’s Running Horse gallery alongside local favourites, including The Third Line.

But gallery numbers are actually down – not because there weren’t galleries vying for a place, says fair director Antonia Carver, but because “people wanted to take more space...some of the galleries coming in want to bring large-scale works as well.” What that means for visitors is that those galleries are keen to put on a show – prepare to be wowed by some fantastic installations and sculptures among the more usual hanging works.

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The fair’s critically acclaimed interactive programme of curated commissions, films talks and performances is back and bigger than ever. Highlights include Performance Night, staged in collaboration with local arts initiative Traffic, and a series of live, citywide radio programmes.

Artists Carlo Celdran and Koken Ergun, from the Philippines and Turkey,

respectively, have devised a series of interactive performative tours taking place throughout the fair based around the fair’s format and economy, which should prove to be a novel way to experience the fair as a whole.

MARkeR

Last year saw the first of these curated stands from emerging artists and markets. With it came the opportunity to see new creative ideas, and its success means it’s back for a second round in 2012.

Featuring new works from artists represented by five Indonesian galleries and brought together by Yogyakarta-born curator Alia Swastika, it promises to offer an intriguing glimpse into an art scene unfamiliar to most of us.

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a highlight. Dedicated to supporting artists specifically from the Middle East, North Africa and South Asia, it’s now in its fourth year. Showcasing six pieces created by five artists under guest curator Nat Muller’s watchful eye, it promises to be yet another multi-media extravaganza.

DbX SToRe

Can’t afford any of what’s on the walls? Then get yourself down to this museum-style outlet.

The DBX Store features limited-edition art and design pieces, from jewellery to stationery and design collectibles. All the items featured are selected via an open call and then whittled down by a panel that includes furniture designer Khalid Shafar and s*uce co-founder Zayan Ghandour, so expect good quality among the eclecticism. Another good example of Art Dubai championing local talent. artdubai.ae

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The annual unveiling of work by the recipients of what was once billed ‘the world’s biggest art prize’ continues to be

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art dubai’s only the tip of the cultural iceberg. Want to know what’s on around town during art Week? Look no further SikkA ART FAiR

Initiated by the Dubai Culture and Arts Authority, this satellite fair to Art Dubai has been created

All AboARD The ARTbuS Yes, you could battle the traffic yourself, but really, there’s only one way to really make the most off all that Art Week has to offer and that’s to get on board the ArtBus. Offering tours to Al Quoz and Bastakiya among others, it’s a fun and fuss-free way to explore the scene.

specifically as a platform to showcase the work of emerging Emirati and local artistic talent.

Located, fittingly, in the city’s pretty, historic Bastakiya area, visitors can look forward to educational activities and tours alongside the wide variety of exhibitions. The fruits of Art Dubai’s three-month Artists In Residence (AiR) programme will also be on show.

Mar 15 to Mar 25, bastakiya, Dubai, free. sikkaartfair.ae

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One of the highlights of Art Week must surely be the enthusiasm with which the city’s galleries

throw themselves into the party – there are new openings galore and with competition for visitors so tough, the calibre of what’s on show is particularly high. If you can, get along to one of the Gallery Nights in the city’s two major art hubs DIFC and Al Serkal Avenue – typically featuring music and performances alongside the unveiling of new shows, they each have everything an art maven could possibly require in one tidy (and walkable) package.

Mar 19, al Serkel avenue, al Quoz and Gate Village, DIFC, free

it’s a local bakery – I’d like it to be something very similar to Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts, but it’s slow. I’m working on it.

So you're exploring lots of aspects of your creativity...

I am, but I’m getting out of my comfort zone now. The programme is very open – I’m not restricted by medium or concept - and it’s very flexible.

As a graphic designer I do a lot of business work, and that’s the kind of thing I’m used to. Here I’m experimenting with medium and this is what’s been interesting to explore. I’m working on an NeW TAleNT installation made out of recycled materials. I’m also thinking that Zaineb Al Hashemi is a I may make it work as something young emirati designer more around performance art. and artist. she has spent What do you hope to achieve three months as part of art from the AiR programme? dubai’s air programme I would hope that people learn You trained in graphic design a little about my work and me. and are the founder of a ‘pop- I hope it works as a platform art’ bakery. for my creativity. I’ve got the Dibs & Dips is what I was working passion and I’ve got ideas; it’s the on after my graduation. Basically, experience I need.

ConfeSSionS of an artiStiC mind

us-based iranian artist sara rahbar first found international recognition with her Flag series of works, bringing her to the attention of über collector charles saatchi and placing her in exhibitions around the world Tell us about your new two series of work, War and Confessions Sinner?

Confessions and War are two very important series for me. I have really experimented with them both; I have pushed myself to go above and beyond what was comfortable for me. As a result, the work is changing and so am I. Also, in these works, the objects have completely taken over. With the flags there were a few objects here and there, but it was mainly a textile-based series. But with War and Confessions I work with a very wide range of found objects. These include straitjackets, wooden batons, saddle stirrups, muzzles, obstetrical forceps, bullets, various police and military badges, guns, gas masks… The 62 WHAT’S ON march 2012

list goes on and on and on. I am just as passionate about the objects that I find, as I am about making the work and the final outcome. Gathering these items is such an important part of my process.

You’re known for work with a strong political edge – these works seem more personal. Would you agree?

I don’t think that I was ever intentionally trying to create political work, or make political statements; I was simply talking about my life, as I always am with my work.

Whether I like it or not, political and social conversations have been playing in the

background of my life like a soft chorus since I was five years old and I escaped Iran on foot with my family and came to the US. The work is only a reflection of that, of my life, my challenges, my trials and tribulations, my memories and my anxieties. I can’t avoid its social and political context.

It would be like trying to avoid my life; it’s just a part of my fibre. I think that really good work moves you beyond words and evokes new conversations and thoughts every time you look at it.

Is there a link between this and flag images you once worked with?

My work is like a long chain that I keep adding new links to, with every new piece, with every new body of work. It’s all linked together, just as my memories are in my mind. It’s like a film that has been playing for over 30 years. As long as I am alive the film is playing and the chain grows longer and longer.

Describe the show in three words…

I can describe it in two: Restless violence.

Mar 19 to apr 28, Carbon 12, al Quoz, free. Tel: (050) 4644392. carbon12dubai.com

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HoW to Buy art

Got a yen to create a collection of your own? now’s the time to take the plunge – with this handy guide, it won’t be long before you’re channelling your inner saatchi

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you juST buy whAT you like, RiGhT?

This is the standard line when it comes to purchasing art. We might all dream of discovering the next Picasso or Hirst, but as Isabelle de La Bruyère, director of Christie’s Middle East says, “a key piece of advice we always give is that you must absolutely love what you buy as there is no absolute guarantee its value will increase.”

That said, if you’re serious about building a collection, no matter how modest, there are a couple of basic things to look out for, says Bashar al Shroogi, curator of Dubai’s Cuadro Fine Art Gallery and an avid personal collector.

“My one comment that I always tell people is do your homework, make sure you’ve done your research and make sure that you’ve got someone that you can bounce ideas off that you can trust. Don’t just listen to the information that’s coming to you from galleries, auction houses and dealers; but try to get the information from the other side, from the buyers themselves.”

Bashar al Shroogi

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whAT To buy Isabelle de La Bruyère

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The best way to learn about art is to immerse yourself in it. It really is that simple.

Go to gallery openings and exhibitions, talk to curators, gallerists and fellow collectors – they really do want to share their knowledge. Museums and even the Internet are a great way to build a broad knowledge about art in general, or just one area of particular interest, while “Art fairs [such as Art Dubai] are a great way to be able to see a lot of art and to be able to compare and contrast,” says al Shroogi. Dubai has several auctions from leading international houses, such as Christies, as well as those put on by local agents, including Ayyam Auctions. Even if you’re not planning to bid, the calibre of the work on show offers a great opportunity to learn more at pre-sale exhibitions. “Public viewing takes place for approximately three to four days before the sale date,” confirms de La Bruyère. “Our doors are open to everyone, even those who are just browsing.”

“Essentially what I like to look for is finding the right piece at the right price,” says al Shroogi. “Sometimes you will find that perfect piece through the primary market – either at galleries or independent dealers. In other cases you can find that perfect piece at an auction and it can be priced even better at an auction, so again it’s about doing the right amount of research.”

As a general rule of thumb, exhibitions, art fairs and the like will have a list price for all their pieces. What’s useful to know is that they’re usually open to negotiation on that price, so there’s room for you to cut a deal. Auctions, on the other hand, he says, “usually come in slightly underneath the primary market and then from there it’s up to what happens on the auction floor.”

To avoid auction fever (and this applies whether you’re bidding at Bonhams or your local community art centre), set yourself a limit and stick to it.

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Are paintings a better investment than modern mediums such as video art?

Are editions ever a better investment than a one-off piece? “It really depends, first of all, on why you’re buying,” says al Shroogi. If you’re purchasing purely for aesthetics, then the only thing that really matters is that it gives you pleasure. But if you’re harbouring a hope for an investment return, then quality and provenance count.

“With contemporary art you’re buying a concept rather than buying the medium,” he says.

Do your research, understand an artist’s history and check their representation – this person or gallery plays a crucial part in getting an artist’s work seen and collected in all the right places, which is vital for building future value.

Buying quality limited-edition pieces can be a good way of getting into the market, but the emphasis here – as it is in any art buying – is on quality.

“One is too often distracted by a name rather than looking at the quality of an object,” says de La Bruyère. “A colleague gave me this important piece of advice many years ago and I always keep this in mind when looking at art.” christies.com. cuadroart.com

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CHARLES POCOCK

The ART inSiDeR

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Hall. This is the most technical exhibition to date in the GCC, and is the largest Murakami exhibition ever to be staged – part of a retrospective series also exhibited at the Chateau du Versailles in France.

I was bowled over by the technical ability of the artist, especially the two large, monotone pieces that draw heavily on the work of Japanese masters Utagawa Hiroshige and Katushika Hokusai, who in the 19th century had a strong influence on the Impressionist movement in Paris.

The works in Doha are both technically superb and inspiring.

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Now is the time to present projects like this. It makes one realise that the region’s two best spaces available for such projects are the Al Riwaq Hall in Doha and Manarat Al Saadiyat in Abu Dhabi – full-time exhibition spaces devoted to exhibiting world-class art.

Coming back to Dubai, we have a plethora of exhibition openings during Art Week leading up to Art Dubai, with the majority in Al Quoz and DIFC. The Brothers Haerizadeh open at IVDE, Hazem Harb at Etemad, Mohamed Melehi, Ahmed Cherkaoui and Jilali Gharbaoui at Meem, Joana Hadjithomas and Khalil Joriege at The Third Line, and Nadia KaabiLinke at Lawrieshabibi.

There are also a number of new additions to Dubai’s art scene, including La Galerie Nationale (galerie-nationale.com), Grey Noise (greynoise.org), Fayez Barakat and FN Designs in Al Quoz (fndesigns.blogspot.com).

Mottahden Projects (mottahedan. com) from London will open with a show by Reza Aramesh soon.

We then have Art Dubai to close out the month. Managed by the former editor at large of contemporary art magazine Bidoun, Antonia Carver, Art Dubai is continuously becoming more contemporary, following the ethos of Bidoun, which has guest-curated the art projects at Art Dubai and is now running the Global Art Forum through

its contributing editor, Shumon Basar.

Art Dubai has always tried to mirror London’s Frieze Art Fair, and last year the Art Dubai team really pushed hard to bring a very contemporary edge to its offering, at the expense of modernist work and the leading artists of the Middle East.

Art Dubai, speaking to galleries about this year’s fair, said that it is a contemporary fair and has limited interest in the modern masters and modernist work of the region. Now that Frieze magazine is launching a modernist art fair to run alongside its Frieze Art Fair in London, to be called Frieze Masters, no doubt Art Dubai will look to do the same.

Art Dubai is an incredible contemporary regional art fair, which is hugely entertaining and a great opportunity to catch up with friends and colleagues. We all just feel that there needs to be more depth. And it will happen soon, we hope.

Art historian, dedicated collector and managing director of Dubai’s Meem Gallery, Charles Pocock knows the UAE art scene like the back of a Picasso. Do you have an art question for Charles? e-mail: editor-wo@motivate.ae

NEWS FLASH

March Meeting 2012

The next Sharjah Biennale might not take place for another year, but Sharjah Art Foundation’s annual March Meeting keeps the Emirate’s creative flame alive. This annual gathering of artists, art professionals and art institutions may be more geared towards those already working in the field, but its series of discussions and debates (this year it looks at the relationship between artists and institutions in terms of residences and commissions) are open to anyone.

It’s first-come-first-served, so be sure to register your interest to marchmeeting@sharjahart.org before March 1. sharjahart.org

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Design Days part of the cultural extravaganza of Art Dubai, Design Days is a celebration of aesthetics and the world’s most exciting designers. And the best bit? it’s all for sale

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hile the UAE’s art world is exploding and home-grown fashion designers are going global, we have been somewhat neglected on the furniture and home-wares front. If you know your Eames from your Ikea, then you need to look pretty hard to find desirable pieces for your home, but Design Days, the region’s first fair for collectible and limited edition design, is set to showcase some of the world’s

most covetable pieces – and you can take them home, too.

Held from March 18 to 21 as part of Art Dubai in a (no doubt super cool) purpose-built venue in Downtown, international designers will be on hand to introduce their work, with educational programmes available to those who want to learn more or be inspired by industry insiders. Architect, interior designer, gallery owner and advisor Rabih Hage will hold a lecture on March 19th at

Edna Chair By Karim Chaya

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Sarah Myerscough Fine Art, Marc Ricourt, 03 Lime wood Dyed

7.30pm (free admission) on the design market and how to invest in design, providing insightful information for people looking to start spending money on collectable pieces, with events happening throughout the weekend. Whether you want to learn, look or shop, this event is bound to get you chucking out the chintz.

Mar 18 to 21, Downtown, Dubai, free, registration required for workshops and seminars. designdaysdubai.ae

Award-winning Milan-based designer and architect Bellini has works displayed in major galleries including MoMA in New York.

Using glass and modern lines, his tables, chairs and accessories grace the most stylish homes in the world.

Our pick of the designers

Fernando and Humberto Campana

Kwangho Lee

Korean artist Lee weaves sofas from garden hoses, creates light fixtures from Styrofoam and moulds chairs from bales of hay, so expect the unexpected from this 31-year-old. He creates unique pieces in small quantities, making his work a worthwhile investment, providing you like a bit of crazy in your home. Look out for his weaving workshop using traditional Emirati materials.

The Brazilian Campana brothers are inspired by street life, carnivals and architecture, and use materials including rubber hoses, furry toys and rope to create chaotic but beautiful pieces.

Sarah S Al Agroobi

Al Agroobi’s rocking chair is designed to help in the motion of prayer, with its graphic pattern derived from Arabic calligraphy. It will appear at the College of Art, Architecture & Design booth.

Lebanese Debs was brought up in Japan before studying in the US and starting her own

Arabesque sofa

custom furniture company in the UK. She returned to Lebanon and found the Middle Eastern furniture design scene to be almost non-existent, so she created East and East, which sells her line of modern home-wares and accessories with Arabic motifs. Debs will be offering her advice in two mentoring sessions taking place during Design Days.

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Director of Design

Cyril Zammit is the fair director of Design Days. Born in France, he worked for the institut Francias in prague, the Montreux Jazz Festival and Art Basel before going on to co-create Design Miami, now in its third year. As a passionate collector himself and a driving force behind Middle eastern talent, he has teamed up with Art Dubai to bring the first event of its kind to the UAe

where did the idea for Design Days come from?

After five years of Art Dubai and a great development of art galleries in town, we thought the market was ready to introduce a complement to art: limited edition and collectible design. what can you tell us about the venue?

It is a spectacular purpose-built, 3,000sqm marquee that is seven metres high, which gives each of the galleries the chance to set up a personalised environment to create a specific atmosphere. how did you choose the pieces and galleries that will be there?

We approached a selection of galleries that featured talent, creativity and expertise in craftsmanship, from every continent and we selected a wide range of objects from

Vintage low cabinet

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each one, such as chairs, tables, cabinets and interactive pieces.

The majority of the designs presented by the galleries are contemporary: new creations, all limited edition or prototypes.

We will also have three galleries bringing classic pieces from the 20th century, to be considered as icons and almost museum pieces.

It is always a surprise to discover these amazing creations.

If I have some money to spend, what should I be taking home?

Let your heart speak first, and pick something you love and that you can picture in your office or your home. Never hesitate to ask how the piece has been made, the process behind it and the time of creation. The pieces showcased are a new form of art and a great investment as well. The

prices range from Dhs2,400 to Dhs1.5m. wow. so what makes a good investment?

If you are specifically looking at investing and growing a collection, always look for the craftsmanship techniques, the quality of the material and the number produced. There are experts who could support you in your choice and indicate the trends of the market. are there any Uae designers we should be checking out?

The most recognised product designer is Khalid Shafar (khalidshafar.co.nz). He has been exhibiting in Tokyo and Qubique in Berlin, and just finished a solo show in Dubai. how can we encourage new talent from the region?

New talent from the region can bring along their portfolios and show them to Nada Debs, who is offering two mentoring sessions during the fair where she will review and advise young designers. We also encourage everyone to speak with the gallery representatives and show their works. Institutions like Tashkeel (taskeel.org) have started regular

workshops on design, and we would like to expand such initiatives by offering our network to galleries, universities and individuals. We also hope that the local industries will support the design community by offering to produce their creations in limited series. who should come along?

We welcome a large audience – the sophistication and uniqueness of the designs presented will surprise everyone. As it is a fair, it is also a great opportunity for individuals or corporations to develop their collections. We have also scheduled a series of seminars and public workshops (free of charge, but registration is needed). what design trends should we be looking for in the coming year?

Design trends are constantly evolving, and it is important to keep an eye out for these new creations rather than predict how the trends will shape the future years. Design has an element of surprise, and that is what makes it fascinating. I wouldn’t want to predict a trend and spoil the spontaneity that is inherent in any art process.

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PLAYLIST SPECIAL

Our top five new albums to hear this month Air

Le Voyage Dans La Lune (Virgin/EMI)

Inspired by the recently restored groundbreaking early 20th century film of the same name, French duo Air’s seventh album is fittingly evocative. Flitting from the synth funk of Sonic Armada to sparkling a handful of post-Coldplayisms anchoring Seven Stars, it’s as eclectic as it is widescreen.

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The Singles (Mute/Parlophone)

This compilation emphasises just how many recognisable singles Alison Goldfrapp and her band have under their collective belt. Two new tracks – Yellow Halo and Melancholy Sky – present few surprises, however, via largely predictable, polite electronic burbles beneath Alison’s ethereal, disconnected vocals.

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Utilitarian (Century Media)

A quarter century on from their debut album, British metal institution Napalm Death haven’t mellowed or stopped fighting the good fight. They’ve come a long way from the

one-second grindcore blasts that made the band a curio of primetime national television, but Utilitarian still bristles with uncompromising socio-political spirit and blood-curdling vocals fit to inspire nightmares.

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The mArS VoLTA

Noctourniquet (Warner Bros)

Wild-haired The Mars Volta architects Omar Rodríguez-López and Cedric Bixler-Zavala recently reformed their most celebrated vehicle, At The Drive-In. That appears to signal the go-ahead to jet even further into ambitious progressive realms with TMV, spaced-out single The Malkin Jewel possibly beamed direct from the dark side of the moon.

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port of morrow (Columbia)

This is the first album from US indie-rockers The Shins since chart-smashing opus Wincing The Night Away truly catapulted James Mercer and co into the major leagues five years ago. Simple Song and September sure suggest that another hit is in the post, maintaining a knack for palatable West Coast rock melodies that glow like Californian sunshine.

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shop talk

the hottest news, products, openings and more with deputy editor helen spearman

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We were more than a little excited to discover that fashion maven Diane Von Furstenberg (DVF) was teaming up with fave store Gap to collaborate on a line. Her iconic wrap dresses at high-street prices? Couldn’t be happier. So imagine our disappointment that DVF is only turning her attention to childrenswear.

Granted, the bumblebee T-shirt is adorable and the XL might fit, but we’ll never squeeze into those tiny printed high-tops. Life can be so cruel.

DVF at Gap, Dubai Mall, Dubai, from Dhs85. Tel: (04) 3398784. gap.com

the desert Garden Centre

The capital's greenfingered residents will be rejoicing as a branch of the Desert Garden Centre, complete with deli, opens for business this month.

Packed with plants, seeds, furniture and flowers, it sells everything you need to turn that dusty back garden or sad little balcony into your own private haven. Look out for the farmer's market on Fridays.

At the entrance to Khalifa Park, Abu Dhabi, 8am to 9pm.

Tel: (02) 4499150. desertgroup.ae

this Month We Want…

a satchel Combining modern neons with super traditional techniques, these leather beauties from the Cambridge Satchel Company have just arrived at Harvey Nichols and have set our hearts racing. Previously only available online from the family-owned British

company, the satchels are set to hang off the arms of the region’s fash pack. We reckon they’re heirlooms in the making, and will get even better after a few years of use.

Mall Of The Emirates, Dubai, from Dhs625.

Tel: (04) 4098888. harveynichols.com

THREE TO TRY

A trio of treats from the newest stores to open their doors

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1. FRANKLIN & MARSHALL Who doesn’t love a bit of preppy college-style Americana? Franklin & Marshall may look like it’s straight from the not-so-mean streets of Harvard, but the label is actually Italian, which means some slim chinos alongside hoodies and polos.

Our pick of the store is this bag (Dhs590), ideal for a weekend away or the gym.

Mirdif City Centre, Dubai. Tel: (04) 2363511. franklinandmarshall.com

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2. STONE Magpies and jewellery hunters should check out new store Stone, which sells brands from around the world including Andre Marcha, Tiigan, Nawbar, Tayfoon and MCL by Matthew Campbell Laurenza, a designer whose bangles have been worn by Jennifer Lopez and Blake Lively. You’ll also find one-off pieces by co-owners Joumana Jallad and Ghadeer Taher for unique additions to your accessory collection. Feeling flush? We love these emerald and diamond bangles (Dhs31,500).

The Village Mall, Jumeirah, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3427050

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fashion fiXer

The oh-so-stylish Sophia Serin, editor of Emirates Woman, tackles your wardrobe woes Reiss Dhs649

3 3. CRUCIANI Italian cashmere brand Cruciani has opened its doors for the first time in the UAE, offering luxury lovers a slice of European elegance. While best known for knitwear, the label is also famous for its woven Quadrifoglio bracelet, featuring linked four-leaf clovers, which are said to bring good luck to whoever receives one as a gift.

BurJuman Mall, Bur Dubai, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3864724. cruciani.net

Q. I’m bored of my work look, but don’t want to go down the comedy socks route. Any ideas? – Adam, Downtown A. Just because you wear a suit each day, that doesn't mean you can’t inject one of the biggest trends of the season – brights – into your everyday wardrobe.

Err on the side of caution (leave the Homer Simpson cartoon ties back in the early 1990s where they belong) and opt for silk ties and socks. If you’re feeling particularly adventurous, try a new shade of shoe to wow the crowds at work.

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s*uce gifts

If small blue dishes are supposed to help you eat less, we’re not sure what these skull plates (from Dhs320) from S*uce Gifts will tell you to do, but we want them anyway. Part of the home-grown boutique brand, the store opens its doors this month. Designed as a small town, it will offer highend homewares, accessories, vintage finds, notebooks and pieces you’ll intend to give as a present then keep for yourself.

S*uce Gifts, Al Wasl Road, Dubai.

Tel: (04) 3447270. shopatsauce.com

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Trend alert: pretty pastels

Safari shirt New Look Dhs95

Charm bracelet Koton Dhs29

Thanks to Marc Jacobs for his sweet take on neutrals at Louis Vuitton, sorbet shades (think sugared almonds and spun sugar) are spring’s hottest trend. Pink jeans don’t flatter many people, so focus on accessories like this charm bracelet from Koton (Dhs29), and tops like this safari shirt (Dhs95) from New Look to wear with white jeans and gold sandals. Yum.

adidas turns forty This year sees Adidas Retro track top Originals celebrate the 40th adidas originals anniversary of its trefoil Dhs385 logo, and what promises to be a fantastic Olympics in London. Make sure you’re appropriately kitted out with the new range from the sportswear mega label, with classic styles reworked for the modern day in a range of new colours. Our pick is this retro track top (Dhs385), ideal for either post-work out or stylish lounging while watching the athletes do all the hard work.

The Dubai Mall, Downtown, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4340603. adidas.com

Traditionalists beware – a new UAE-based designer is shaking up the menswear scene, one accessory at a time. Using leather, spikes and more, 25-year-old Ahmad Dabaas has launched a range of bow ties through his label AMD Les Supplements that should make you stand out from the crowd.

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champneys arrives in the uae If you're partial to pampering but your budget is more pharmacy than five-star spa, then Champneys' new at-home products could be the answer. Inspired by the famed British brand, the bath and body range available from Boots, includes luxurious ingredients like ginseng, fig milk, ylang ylang and silk proteins to make your bathroom blissful. Priced from Dhs40, our pick of the products is the Exotic Retreat Bubble Heaven (Dhs85) with tropical coconut oil and mango butter to moisturise while you bathe.

Available from Boots, various locations. me.boots.com

The new outdoor essential

Forget Fatboys and ditch the cheap blow-up mattress, these hammocks by Kelsyus are set to transform your camping trips and weekend lazing. Fully portable, they can be folded into a bag, chucked in the car and set up wherever you want, with single and double sizes available in a variety of colours.

Beach St, The Walk, JBR, Dubai Marina, Dubai, from Dhs650. Tel: (04) 4243133. leisuremarine-me.com

must visit of the month:

Mon atelier

For quality gifts, personalised pyjamas and well-chosen brands, boutique Mon Atelier should be top of your list this month. Far from the big malls, it is a quirky store hidden from the hordes behind Lime Tree Café, meaning you'll find products as yet undiscovered by the rest of Dubai (so keep it under your hat). Owner Karim has personally selected the pieces he sells, adding to the line with his own in-house range of fabric gym bags, sleepwear and baby blankets, all of which can be embroidered with names for that custom touch.

Mon Atelier, Al Hudaiba Street, Jumeirah, Dubai, 9am to 9pm. Tel: (050) 6502433. facebook.com/ monatelierdxb

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SPORT & OUTDOOR Alive and kicking

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Rock climbing Inspired by Tom cruise’s vertical adventures on the Burj Khalifa, our man Matt scales a really, really high (well, 20ft) wall with the hope of defeating his vertigo

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eights. It’s fair to say that we just don’t get on. Although I’ve been in many a situation that requires a certain degree of nerves, I’m far from what you’d call OK with being up high. And while you might not think 20ft is all that high (well, you trying jumping off it, pal), the idea of scaling a rock wall that height with nothing but a rope and my, somewhat limited, upper body strength to stop me from falling isn’t at the top of my ‘to do’ list.

GETTING STARTED OK, so it’s not the biggest climbing wall in the country, but the one at Mina A’Salam’s Quay Health Club is more than a suitable height for beginners.

Opened only eight months ago, they have several climbing lines of varying difficulty and plenty of qualified instructors on hand.

My cucumber-cool Creole instructor, Yeonid, was slightly smirky when I asked him how much weight my harness can take as I attempted to climb into it.

“Tonnes,” he laughs, eyeing my 75kg frame. “I wouldn’t worry about it.” Talking me through the safety aspects of climbing, Yeonid explained everything I’d need to know, including the belaying process, which is handled by the person at the foot of the wall responsible for controlling the climbing rope, to reassure me that I am in safe hands. Granted, someone else’s hands, but safe hands. Note to self: make sure I’m on good terms with the fella at the bottom of the rope.

CLIMBING The best way to do any adventure sport is to jump in feet first, so when I’m told to hit the wall and start climbing, that’s exactly what I

“The instructor calmly gives me advice, but it fails to register in my brain due to the growing panic” do. After scaling the first ten feet – brimming with novice enthusiasm – the nerves start to kick in. I know that I need to adjust my footholds, but looking down seems to be an impossible task…

Just how secure am I, really?

Yeonid calmly advises me to “keep close to the wall” and “push with my legs” rather than relying on my arm and finger strength – all good advice, but it fails to register in my brain due to the growing panic.

Sensing that I’m struggling, Yeonid tells me to let go and lean back, promising that nothing bad will happen to me. Hesitantly, I do, and despite my doubts, I don’t tumble to the ground in a broken heap. With that one swift action, the panic disappears, and it becomes clear, rock climbing at this level isn’t about not falling – because you physically can’t – it’s about reaching the top of the wall, which I do. Magic.

ROUND TWO Back on solid ground, and with the fear of falling dismissed, I am chomping at the bit to return to the wall. However, this time

what fails me isn’t my nerve, it is – rather embarrassingly – the lack of strength in my arms.

Halfway up a more difficult section of the wall, I start eyeing up my next move. I know exactly where I need to be and how to get there, but my arms and fingers are burning with cramp, and I physically cannot hold on any longer. I am defeated. It is infuriating. It turns out there is more to this climbing malarkey than a few trips to the top of the wall.

VERDICT I’m certainly not ready to match Tom Cruise’s Burj Khalifa antics, and I don’t think I’ll ever get over my uneasiness when it comes to heights, but climbing on a wall this size was a perfect introduction to help shake that niggling fear of falling.

Now, if there was only a quickfix solution for my physical shortcomings.

The Quay Healthclub, Mina A’Salam, Jumeirah Beach Road, daily 9am to 10pm, Dhs70.

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SportS & outdoor

The RounD-up

From water sports to shooting, it’s all go in the world of UAE sport

News flash

Watersports festival

Join the par three league

Our more radical watersport friends tell us that the Al Gharbia Watersports Festival is the highlight of the year. The 10-day event is packed with world-class athletes, wicked tricks and everything from kiteboards to surf ski kayaks, and it doesn’t stop there. Onshore, there is camping, concerts and even a watersports photography competition. Gnarly.

Mar 24 to Apr 2, Mirfa Public Beach, Al Gharbia, Abu Dhabi, price TBC. algharbiafestivals.com

Run with Nike Whisper, as nobody really wants to hear

it, but summer is creeping up on us again.

We were reminded of this by the guys at the Nike Run Club, which is entering its penultimate month. However, two months still gives you plenty of time to run yourself in to tip-top shape, meet some likeminded folks and benefit from professional coaching. And the best thing about it?

It’s free.

Nike Running Club, Dubai Festival City, Tue 6.45pm to 8pm, Burj Park Island, Tues 7.45pm to 9pm and Dubai Marina, Sat 7am to 8.15am. Tel: (050) 2547431. facebook.com/ NikeRunningMiddleEast

Taking its name from adam sandler’s mid-1990s cult golf comedy, the happy Gilmour social Par 3 league is back. Run by Duplays, the league invites players of all abilities to compete over eight weeks on the nine-hole par three course at emirates Golf Club.

Up to 36 players will compete every sunday from March 4 to april 22, and the golfer with the lowest cumulative score after eight rounds will be declared the winner.

Mar 4 to Apr 22, Happy Gilmour Social Par 3 League, Emirates Golf Club, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, Sun 7.45pm to 9.30pm, Dhs 950. dubai.duplays.com

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Kati’s Aquatots, Dubai Creek Golf & Yacht Club, Dubai, Dhs720 for 12 weeks. Tel: (050) 6546965. dubaigolf.com

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Al Ain Equestrian, Shooting and Golf Club. Tel: (03) 7026500. aesgc.ae

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MIND & BODY The inside scoop on health and well-being in the UAE

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Mind & Body

WhERE ELsE To BE TREATED on ThE ChEAP Harvey Nichols

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Beauty for free Feeling skint but still need your skincare fix?

We put a complimentary facial to the test and find the best places to be pampered without paying

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tuck in a beauty rut?

Been grabbing the same brands in the supermarket, using whatever your partner buys, or sticking with products regardless of whether or not they suit your skin type? Then you might need a swift kick in the right direction. Or at least a relaxing incentive to try something new.

The best things in life are free, or so claimed Luther Vandross, and after a shopping festival that left us living on baked beans and sweet-talking our bank manager, we thought our grooming regime would be reduced to soap and water. Thankfully, some big beauty brands are wise to our woes and Bloomingdale’s is offering free facials in its twelve beauty rooms.

Tucked away behind the displays of lotions, potions and pots in the Dubai Mall department store, treatment rooms and therapists are waiting

to wipe off your makeup, indulge you in a facial and educate you on numerous brands. We were whisked away to a room beside Kiehl’s and treated to a 45-minute lie-down, complete with luxurious products from 3LAB, a modern American brand aimed at beauty boosting and anti-ageing. Thankfully, therapists aren’t there to up-sell you, but to advise on what products – from the likes of Guerlain, Keihl’s and Clarins – you should be using.

You often don’t even need to buy anything to enjoy the facial – with

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01 La Prairie Beauty Room 02 Shiseido Beauty Room

La Prairie facials you’ll need to purchase two products, but at Shiseido you’re offered a free five-minute de-stressing hand massage.

You can ask for the therapist to use one brand or a combination of products, so it’s a useful exercise for teenagers looking to start a proper skincare regimen, or for those of us who should probably spend more than Dhs25 on face cream. You pay peanuts, you get monkeys – or in the case of cheap moisturisers, a rash.

After removing make-up, your skin is analysed then cleansed, scrubbed, hydrated, oiled, toned, serum-coated and moisturised, leaving you brightened and rosy cheeked. Appointments are advised, but on quieter days you can just pop in and ask for some advice and a free demonstration.

After you’re left bare-faced, we’d recommend then heading over to the Bobbi Brown counter for a free makeover, but we’re just cheeky like that…

Bloomingdale’s, Dubai Mall, Dubai, Sun to Thur 10am to 10pm, Fri and Sat 10am to midnight. Tel: (04) 3505333. bloomingdales.com

The British favourite has a treatment room where you can try out beauty brands like Burberry, Lancôme and Christian Dior. Demonstrations, facials and mini makeovers are free, but we defy you to leave without purchasing something from the new Tom Ford makeup line – have you seen the packaging?

Mall Of The Emirates, Dubai, Sun to Wed 10am to 10pm, Thur to Sat 10am to midnight. Tel: (04) 4098888. harveynichols.com

Paris Gallery

This haven of all things pretty also has treatment rooms and makeover spaces where experts from brands including Chanel, Make Up For Ever, Clinique and Givenchy can turn you from harassed shopper to glamorous socialite. You can book an appointment for your free makeup service online.

Marina Mall, Abu Dhabi, Fri to Wed 10am to 10pm, Thur 10am to 11pm.

Tel: (02) 6455004. parisgallery.com

rebecca treston aesthetics

This Beach Road clinic hosts regular open days and the next event on March 24 from 10am to 1pm will see skincare expert Rebecca performing live demonstrations of treatments. Guests will receive a goodie bag that includes a voucher for cellulite-busting Proellixe or Visia Complexion Analysis treatments and buy one get one free offers.

You’ll have to call ahead to book your place.

EuroMed Clinic, Beach Road, Dubai.

Tel: (04) 3945422. euromedclinicdubai.com

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Mind & Body

Top 10 self-help books

It’s a multi-billion dollar industry, with psychiatrists, psychologists and selfproclaimed experts writing self-help books quicker than you can ask “are you qualified?”

The result is an overwhelming amount of advice, all claiming to change your life – so which ones are worth your time?

1. Getting Things Done

David Allen While some of Allen’s antiprocrastination, time management guide becomes a bit jargon-filled, his Two Minute Rule (if there’s anything you must do that takes two minutes or less, do it now) alone makes this a worthwhile read. It’s simple and easy to use, with devotees claiming lifechanging benefits. (Dhs36)

2. Spent

Frank Lipman Energy guru to the stars (Gwyneth Paltrow is a pal), Lipman has identified the modern-day issue of being so darn tired all the time, despite many of us getting enough sleep.

You’ll find suggestions like ‘unplugging’ from technology at 10pm and making sure you have a walk in daylight to help your body form a natural rhythm. (Dhs55)

3. The Art Of War

Sun Tzu Granted, The Art of War was written 2,500 years ago by a Chinese military strategist and much of the teaching refers to warfare, but businesspeople and politicians apply Tzu’s short, elegant phrases to modern life.

Far from a weighty tome, this is good book to dip into before the boardroom or battlefield. (Dhs35)

4. Instant Confidence

Paul McKenna Much lauded by sufferers of shyness, McKenna’s book comes with a ‘mind-programming’ CD to help with positive thinking.

Fear not, it’s not hypnosis, but McKenna’s PhD has been put to good use, with millions claiming this book has helped them become more optimistic, in control and, of course, confident. (Dhs44)

5. The 4-Hour Body

Tim Ferris With his conversational tone and obsession with self-testing, Tim Ferris is not your clichéd lifestyle guru, and he practices what he preaches. His first book The 4-Hour Work Week: Live 9-5, Live Anywhere, And Join The New Rich hit the New York Times bestseller list. This follow up provides a tried and tested method for becoming lean, strong and fit for purpose. (Dhs58)

6. How To Talk So Kids Will Listen And Listen So Kids Will Talk

Adele Faber and Elaine Mazlish Something of a worldwide phenomenon, the advice found in this book promises to turn you from overwhelmed, stressed and powerless, into a confident happy and loving parent. The language and techniques have proved to be very successful, so if you can find

theory that many women are hanging on for a hero (namely a man so perfect he doesn’t exist) is pretty convincing. Instead, she claims, women should be more realistic. Note that this doesn’t mean marrying the first taxi driver who asks you. (Dhs38) half an hour away from the little ankle biters, sorry, angels, this is a good use of some peace and quiet. (Dhs36)

7. Feeling Good: The New Mood Therapy

David Burns First published 30 years ago, this bestseller has been deemed just as effective as medication and psychotherapy by psychologists.

Using CBT (cognitive behavioural therapy) techniques, Burns’ theory that depression is caused by distorted thinking has been proven useful in mild cases and anyone who needs a boost, with blank worksheets to help you sort out your thoughts. (Dhs30)

8. Marry Him: The Case For Settling For Mr Good Enough

Lori Gottlieb Universally panned by romantics for her practical advice, Gottlieb’s

9. The Four Agreements Don Miguel Ruiz Billing itself as a ‘practical guide to personal freedom’, this short book of Toltec wisdom offers truths and values to live your life by. There are four basic codes of conduct: be impeccable with your words, don’t take anything personally, don’t make assumptions and always do your best. You can’t say fairer than that. (Dhs28)

10. Awaken The Giant Within

Tony Robbins Robbins has gone from motivational speaker to global superstar, but ignore the name dropping in this book and you’ll find some solid strategies for self-improvement. Asking yourself empowering questions and using ‘transformational vocabulary’ promises to change your outlook. (Dhs42) All available from amazon.com March 2012 WHAT’S ON 91

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boDy AND soul

News, reviews, events and more – the world of wellbeing tried and tested

MEET SUCCESS COACH JACK CANFIELD

Co-creator of the saccharine but successful book series Chicken Soup For The Soul, and author of The Law Of Attraction, Jack Canfield will be in Dubai for the first time to share his wisdom next month. Covering the key topics from his coaching career, the seminar aims to help attendees accelerate achievement, reach personal and professional goals, and live a fuller, more joyful life. Numbers are limited so registration is essential.

April 10, Ductac, Mall Of The Emirates, Barsha, Dubai, from Dhs795. Tel: (04) 3527803. rightselection.com

SPA DEAL OF THE MONTH

sAloN 4D

There’s nothing worse than the folks back home giving you grief about your lack of a tan, so those of you who either turn pink in the sun or prefer to fake rather than bake should check out this half-price deal from Salon 4D. The online discount club is offering a Mystic Tan session at Majesty Beauty Center in Jumeirah for Dhs150 instead of Dhs300 throughout March – perfect for pre-races pampering. salon4D.com

MUST-BUY OF THE MONTH

la tweez

La Tweez might sounds like someone who would appear on the Jerry Springer show, but they're actually a new breed of tweezers that come with in in-built light and slanted tip designed to help you catch every stray hair. Complete with a crystal on/ off button, the tweezers come in a case containing a magnifying mirror.

Lifestyle, The Dubai Mall, Dubai and Marina Break Waters Mall, Abu Dhabi, Dhs54. lifestylegulf.com

NEW FOR YOU

the ultimate wellness retreat You don’t need to go to Thailand to detox or trekking in Nepal to get into shape. The Address Dubai Mall has put together a seven-day stay to kick-start your health and fitness plan, including nutritious meals and snacks, personal mentoring and lots of exercise.

It’s not all hard work though, with the hotel’s luxurious spa offering complimentary treatments to help you relax and unwind throughout your programme. After the week is up, you should emerge fitter, leaner and well rested.

Sign us up.

The Address Dubai Mall, Downtown, Dubai, Dhs8,055.

Tel: (04) 4238888. theaddress.com

MotheR’s DAy our pick of the packages and

products for treating your mum this month Mamma Mia by Lush

Heavenly Lifestyle

Offering your sainted mum 75 minutes of bliss, the Heavenly Lifestyle package includes a foot ritual, organic body polish, aroma or hot stone massage and a healthy meal with delicious juices, plus access to the Grand Millennium’s health club facilities. Ideal for a day of peace and quiet.

Jasmine Spa, Grand Millennium, Tecom, Dubai, Dhs499. Tel: (04) 4299999. grandmillenniumdubai.com 92 WHAT’S ON MARCH 2012

Granted, toiletries are a bit of a cop out, but this gift set of hand-made goodies should encourage your mum to relax.

It includes the new Putty For Your Hands cleanser, Tiny Hands moisturising serum, a rosescented body conditioner and a Washing Up Fairy bubble bar wand (that’s for you to use to do the dishes while she puts her feet up).

Lush, Deira City Centre, Deira, Dubai, Dhs180. Tel: (04) 2959531. lush.com

Dreamtime Journey

Designed to relax the nervous system

and restore the natural rhythm of sleep, this two-hour treatment includes a slow scrub, massage and facial with organic essential oils, fresh royal jelly and orange blossom to help with lymphatic drainage and cellular rejuvenation. Even better, this treatment is normally Dhs650, but costs Dhs350 until the end of the month.

Balance Wellness, Oasis Centre, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 6am to 9pm, Dhs350.

Tel: (04) 3847010. balance-wellness.

yoga in the park

Join fellow yoga enthusiasts from the Bodytree studio for a new outdoor class this month. All abilities can head to Khalifa Park with their own mat for hour-long sunset sessions at 6pm on Sunday, Monday and Tuesday, or from 11am on Saturdays with experts Vinsaya and Jivamukti. Just contact the studio to book your place.

Bodytree, Khalifa Park, Abu Dhabi, Dhs60. Tel: (02) 6676579. bodytreestudio.com

Mind & Body

Nails & 'Tails

Sanctuary Spa at The Pullman is combining gossip, pampering and cocktails every evening with its Nails & 'Tails offer. For Dhs225 you and your pals (girls only, we're afraid) can indulge in a manicure and cocktail from 6pm to 9pm – ideal for a post-work rant or predinner catch-up.

The Pullman, Mall Of The Emirates, Barsha, Dubai, 6pm to 9pm, Dhs225. Tel: (04) 3772000. pullmanhotels.com

All About the eyes

With the first wave of excitement about eyelash extensions over, UAE beauty fans are starting to become more discerning. The overly dramatic (and somewhat comical) look is no longer in style. Instead, more natural enhancements are gaining in popularity. Leading the charge is British expert Laila Nazari, who has recently left London to bring her knowledge and experience to Tilia & Finn in Emirates Towers.

Previously of Daniel Galvin and Harrod’s, Laila’s client list is studded with celebs, with an unnamed Bollywood actress flying her out to Mumbai to attend to her oh-so-famous lashes. Her extensions use much finer synthetic eyelashes than those seen before in Dubai, with Laila applying up to 160 lashes of varying lengths per eye for the perfect flutter, which should last weeks. She won’t allow your brows to let you down, either, shaping them with tweezers for precision and providing tips like pushing your eyebrow hair up to promote growth and to open your eyes up. We have her on speed dial already.

Tilia & Finn, Emirates Towers, Dubai, extensions from Dhs450, brow shaping Dhs100. Tel: (04) 3861364. thegroomingco.com

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MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE

Bliss Lounge

The gigs, the nights and all the latest news and reviews

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Music

Music & Nightlife

ARtist of tHe MontH

TASH London-born GreekCypriot singer tash is sony Music Middle east’s first signing.

Mixing english and Arabic lyrics with a blend of beats, prepare to become addicted to his unique sound

Shot on location at MAKE business hub

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t’s been a bit of a whirlwind, man,” says singer Tash on his first-ever visit to Dubai. “I don’t know what I expected really, but I love the energy that this city has.”

Raised in a Turkish-Cypriot family in London’s New Cross, Sertac ‘Tash’ Nidai is the 24-year-old singer who six months ago became the first English-Arabic artist to sign for Sony Music Middle East’s record label.

In town to promote his debut single, Habibi Leh, Tash sings in both English and Arabic, mixing Arabic beats with Western sounds, ticking all the right boxes for the UAE’s mishmash of cultures along the way.

“I have always had a passion for an Arabic and Middle Eastern sound,” he says in his South London accent. “It was constantly played in the house when I was growing up, but at the same time I would also be listening to US music like The Supremes. I started out by making music that was very traditionally Arabic, but because I didn’t speak Arabic I would sing English over the top of it. That idea progressed

as I continued to make music. I wanted to merge the two sounds, as that’s the culture that I grew up with.”

While he might have grown up with the culture, he didn’t speak the language – his parents spoke Greek – so Tash taught himself to speak (and, of course, sing) Arabic.

“We spoke English, while the older members of my family would also speak Greek,” he recalls. “However, there was always Egyptian or Lebanese television and music playing.

Growing up, I loved the Arabic language. I thought it was beautiful and I was so curious what they were saying in all the songs, so I started to teach myself. I went to Egypt and made some Arabic friends. I wouldn’t say I was fluent, but I am getting my head around all the pronunciation.”

Despite being a qualified teacher (“to assure my mum that I had a backup plan, in case things don’t work out”), it’s been a heady rush of being popstar for Tash since signing with Sony

Middle East, who have their headquarters in Dubai.

“I could easily see myself moving out here,” he says of the Emirates. “I love the energy and excitement that urban scenes such as Dubai bring, but it is still early on in my career – I’m taking things one step at a time.”

One step at a time it may be, but with UAE gigs on the horizon, not to mention his recently released debut album, The Deep End, Tash might just have to quicken his pace. facebook.com/tash.official MARCH 2012 WHAT’S ON 97

Club diary

This month’s clubbing highlights

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march 80s Night @ ZeNith Jump in the aural time machine with Chicago spinner DJ Blendz.

Sheraton Abu Dhabi, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to 4am, free. Tel: (02) 6773333. sheraton. com WEEKLY Aperitivo @ MediA oNe Ease into the weekend with four hours of chilled post-office beats.

Media One Hotel, Media City, Dubai, 5pm to 9pm, free. Tel: (04) 4271000. mediaonehotel.com WEEKLY Club ANtheMs @ ZiNC Greg Stainer, Andy Swift and Mr Hush select commercial house, R&B and the eponymous club anthems.

Crowne Plaza, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free.

Tel: (04) 3311111. ichotelsgroup. com pApArAZZi: the boNg tAkeover @ Allure

by CipriANi The Dubai clubbing big shots take over the capital, with no fewer than seven guest DJs. Yas Yacht Club, Yas Island, 11.30pm to late, free. Tel: (050) 5969543. nightcluballure.com WEEKLY JAMroCk @ subliMe louNge Caribbean and urban hits from a revolving DJ cast including Shero, Sir Taz, Dany Neville, Brooklyn and Emtee Pockets.

Ibis Hotel, World Trade Centre, Sheikh Zayed Road, 9pm to 3am, Dhs100, couples free before midnight, ladies free before 1am.

Tel: (050) 4360891. ibishotel.com luis rAdio @ MusthAvesoul Disco and house-loving Italian special guest, plus Simon Reid

WEEKLY ultrA FridAys @ 88 ultrA louNge Deep and soulful beats from resident spinner DJ Phil.

Traders Hotel, Deira City Centre, Dubai, 6pm to late, free. Tel: (04) 2657288. shangri-la.com

16-17 march

We’re goiNg to ibiZA

Or, more specifically, Ibiza is coming to us, with the launch of the Balearic island’s iconic Blue Marlin in the UAE. DJ, producer, remixer and label-owner Axwell will be there, along with eccentric pop maverick Kelis. Split over two days, the La Vida de Ibiza celebration welcomes a slew of DJs and live acts to Ghantoot, with the Swedish House Mafia hit-maker pulling in the dance fans Have you partied at Blue Marlin Ibiza before?

Yeah, loads of times. I love how it starts as a day on the beach with a few drinks and then slowly transforms into a sinful party.

Do you find yourself at a lot of celeb-packed parties? celebrities are all over the place these days where house music is played. The most interesting celeb I’ve run into was a Swedish princess.

Kelis is also playing the launch weekend. There was a bootleg of Swedish House Mafia vs. Kelis/Calvin Harris track Bounce, but you’ve never collaborated officially, right?

We haven’t actually worked together, but I’ve always loved what she does. Would I like to collaborate with her? Perhaps. I’m always open to interesting ideas.

You’ve played here before. What have your experiences been like?

I’ve been coming to the UaE since 2005, so I’ve seen a few crowds there. They’re all mixed – young bankers partying with princes and sheikhs, as well as tourists, so it’s a very international and pretty upscale crowd.

Might your set at Blue Marlin be a little bit different to those previous shows?

Yes, I believe it will be a bit more relaxed and cruisey because of the whole idea of Blue marlin.

Are there plans for another SHM record, then?

Yes. Just before I come to the Emirates we’re in australia for a tour, and hopefully we’ll be able to finish something new there.

Al Jazira Island, Ghantoot, Abu Dhabi, 1pm to late, bookings and membership only. Tel: (056) 1133400. bluemarlinibiza-uae.com and Dan Chadwick.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 7pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. luisradio.com WHAT’S ON PICK

MiChAel CANitrot @ yACht Club Parisian DJ back at the Yacht Club once again in the wake of latest single White Escape.

InterContinental Abu Dhabi,

Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to 1am, free. Tel: (02) 6666888. michaelcanitrot.com resideNts @ Audio toNiC A revolving cast of Soulfisher, JC, Mr Mr, Raxon and Vas Floyd (also Mar 8, 15 and 29).

Sea Lounge, Monte Carlo Beach Club, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, 8pm to 2pm, free. Tel: (056) 6037275. audiotonic.net

WEEKLY urbAN eduCAtioN @ peArls bAr The hottest hip hop, R&B and urban sounds from Rone Jaxx.

Shangri-La Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 7pm to 2.30am, free. Tel: (02) 509855. decadent.ae

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march Al MAyA islANd beACh pArty @ Al MAyA islANd & resort Jump on a boat to the island paradise for a day of sun, sea, sand and top-notch house music (also Mar 9 and 23).

Al Maya Island & Resort, Al Maya Island, Abu Dhabi, noon to 10pm, Dhs100, free for ladies until 2pm. Tel: (02) 6677777 WHAT’S ON PICK

Atb @ Xl beACh Club German trance spinner, best known for hit single 9pm (Till I Come) drops into Dubai to promote latest record Distant Earth, with support from compatriot Josh Gallahan.

Habtoor Grand Beach Resort & Spa, Jumeirah Beach, Dubai.

Tel: (04) 4084444. grandjumeirah.habtoorhotels. com bACk to the ClAssiCs @ Allure by CipriANi Jump in Allure’s musical DeLorean with Cliff Townley, Mister Outlaw and NIKOLA. Yas Yacht Club, Yas Island, 11.30pm to late, free. Tel: (050) 5969543. nightcluballure.com WHAT’S ON PICK

dAvid guettA @ yAs AreNA The megastar DJ/producer/ collaboration king lines up a march 2012 WHAT’S ON 99

Music & Nightlife huge show, with warm-up from Natalie Brogan and MadJam. Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to late, Dhs195, VIP Dhs395, VIP tables Dhs5,500 to Dhs9,500. Tel: 800 35274. davidguetta.com WEEKLY Fluid FridAy liMe @ gold Sir Taz and DJ Stylez cue up urban and Caribbean hits.

Monarch Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, free.

Tel: (050 4360891. goldubai.com pierre rAvAN @ ill CoMMuNiCAtioNs Plus Matthew Dekay in the Electric Studio and the launch of new label One28 Recordings.

Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs130, Dhs100 before midnight, ladies free until 11pm. Tel: (050) 7258277. pierreravan.com

Crowne Plaza Yas Island, Yas Plaza, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, 2pm to 7pm, Dhs350 (includes unlimited house beverages). Tel: (02) 6563000. ichotelsgroup.com systeM oF survivAl @ CirColoCo Veteran Ibiza duo touch down for a four-hour set of Balearic sounds.

M-Dek, Media One Hotel, Dubai Media City, Dubai, noon to 3am, Dhs100, ladies free before 3pm. Tel: (056) 7893897. systemofsurvival.com WEEKLY uNdergrouNd proCedures @ ZiNC DJ Brooklyn spins R&B and hip hop (also every Sun with rotating residents).

Crowne Plaza, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free. Tel: (04) 3311111. ichotelsgroup.com

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PICK WEEKLY resideNts @ MusthAvesoul The MHS crew rotate every Friday, with special guest Natalie Brogan on Mar 23.

Sea Lounge, Monte Carlo Beach Club, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (02) 6563500. musthavesoul.com

WEEKLY retroFleCt @ peArls bAr Post-brunch sounds moving into the night from DJ Afroboogie, spinning deep house and retro classics aplenty.

Shangri-La Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 4pm to 2.30am, free. Tel: (02) 509855. decadent.ae spirit CAtCher @ Audio toNiC Live set from the Belgian duo, plus Mr Mr, Vas Lloyd and Julian Jinx.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. spiritcatcher.be suNdoWNers’ pool pArty @ suNdoWNers pool bAr Get warmed up for David Guetta at Yas Arena with this pre-party, featuring DJs Cliff Townley, Neil T and Rick Bonetti.

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march WEEKLY iNdustry Night @ ZiNC Greg Stanier and David Newsum dole out R&B, dubstep, ragga and more.

Crowne Plaza, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free. Tel: (04) 3311111. ichotelsgroup.com WEEKLY resideNts @ MusthAvesoul preseNts eCleCtiC CirCle MHS’s revolving mixologists get busy with the far out sounds.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 7pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. musthavesoul.com

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march WEEKLY the CreW louNge @ peArls bAr Brand new ladies and Etihad crew night with DJs Cliff Townley and Soulninja.

Shangri-La Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi,

JoJo de Freq@lipsy Electro lady JoJo De Freq, or Jodi Mullins to her pals, was brought up in Canada but made her mark after taking root in the fertile dance music soils of London. Since then she’s wowed crowds of more than 5,000 people around the world…

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It must be nice to come from chilly Britain to play an alfresco set in Dubai?

I’m so excited. I especially love playing outdoors and I’ve heard great things about 360º. I’m looking forward to some warm weather and hopefully hitting the beach at least once while I’m there.

Things have improved in recent years, but does sexism still exist in club/DJ culture?

Of course, just as there is in any other competitive maledominated industry. What it comes down to is self-belief. It’s important for me to be true to myself, in what I play and how I express myself. But my aim is to be known for being really good at what I do, not just being female. Over the years I’ve made a lot of male DJ friends and we have more in common than not.

You’re a regular at the Heroes night in London. Did you have any heroes of your own growing up?

[French DJ] miss Kittin was my biggest DJ hero and probably still is.

Do you think your career would be vastly different if you had stayed in Canada?

Yes, completely. The club culture in the UK can’t be compared; it’s an institution. although over the last few years there’s been some great indie/electronic artists to emerge from canada. maybe I would’ve spent more time creating music and images and less time DJing. But DJ culture brought me to the UK; it’s something special.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 5pm to 2am, free. Tel: (04) 4068999. jojodefreq.com 4pm to 2.30am, free. Tel: (02) 509855. decadent.ae

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march eNter the epiCeNter @ ANAhid FAshioN Nights Imen, DJ Farhad B and VDJ barbu.tv get fashionable (also Mar 19).

Armani/Privé, Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100, ladies free. Tel: (04) 8883308. dubai.armanihotels.com

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march WEEKLY dJ ChiCo @ Cirque du soir Acrobatic party extraordinaire every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday.

Fairmont Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 10.30pm to 3am, free. Tel: (04) 3324900. cirquedusoirdubai.com WEEKLY lAdy luCk @ iCho New ladies night with special tappan menu.

Music & Nightlife Radisson Royal Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 8pm to 11pm, free. Tel: (04) 3080000. radissonblu. com

Relax@12, Aloft, Abu Dhabi National Exhibition Centre, Abu Dhabi, 5pm to 3am, free. Tel: (02) 6545138. djdavidcraig.co.uk

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march Mike Mills @ yACht Club Plus the late night dance show and resident DJ Rabih Karam (also Mar 8).

InterContinental Abu Dhabi, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to 1am, free. Tel: (02) 6666888. ichotelsgroup.com

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dArko de JAN @ vivA Progressive house master, plus Patrik Carrera (also Mar 23, headliner only).

Armani/Privé, Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100, ladies free. Tel: (04) 8883308. dubai.armanihotels.com WHAT’S ON

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march CrAig dA sousA @ iNFusioN Deep house from the Cape Town DJ, producer and radio presenter.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 5pm to 2am, free. Tel: (04) 4068999. infusion.ae WHAT’S ON PICK

dAvid CrAig @ 10tAtioN Top house at this drinks dealsthemed night.

lloyd @ briNg doWN the house The smooth R&B star behind hits including You and Get It Shawty performs live, plus DJ Emtee.

Etoiles, Emirates Palace, West Corniche, Abu Dhabi, 11pm to 4am. Tel: (02) 6908960. lloydmusic. com loCAl shoWCAse @ Audio toNiC Andy Buchan, Jixo & Danz and Sam Fariso rep for the Emirates.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. audiotonic.net

roberto rodrigueZ @ Audio toNiC The Helsinki-based DJ talks temperature shocks and careerthreatening disasters ahead of his two-night stand for Audio Tonic, who release an EP from Sevo K the same weekend that features a Roberto Rodriguez remix…

Helsinki? Brrr… as I’m writing this to you it’s minus 22°c outside, so it will be a shock in the UaE, but a pleasant shock.

Are you looking forward to hitting the Emirates then?

Yes. I visited Dubai two years ago and played a sunset set at 360º, which was an absolute blast. Kiko Navarro played after me and we ended up playing back to back. We became friends that night.

You’re half Spanish and half Finnish. Is that juxtaposition of hot blood and cold climate evident in your music? ha, could very well be. There is something in the climate here that pushes you to do music. During these everlasting dark and cold days there is not really anything else to do but sit in your studio and work on music. On the other hand it’s sometimes hard to find inspiration

Corniche, Abu Dhabi, 11pm to 4am.

Tel: (02) 6908960. danebowers.com

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sANder kleiNeNberg @ velvet uNdergrouNd The Dutch superstar DJ and remixer returns to the Emirates.

Royal Ascot Hotel, Khalid Bin Waleed Street, Bur Dubai, Dubai, 10.30pm to 3am, Dhs150, Dhs100 adv. Tel: 050 8573802. 5k.tv

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kiko NAvArro @ MusthAvesoul Suave Spanish sounds, backed by the MHS residents.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 7pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. kikonavarro.es

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dANe boWers @ briNg doWN the house Former member of pop group Another Level turned celeb DJ gets the party underway in Abu Dhabi.

Etoiles, Emirates Palace, West

dioN MAvAth @ ill CoMMuNiCAtioNs Plus Chase & Status collaborator DJ Wire and MC Olly Wood in the Electric Studio.

Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs130, Dhs100 before midnight, ladies free until 11pm. Tel: (050) 7258277. dionmavath.com iMMACulAte touCh @ Al MAyA islANd & resort Immaculate Touch return for their first Al Maya party of 2012, after a spell away from the island, with DJs Natalie Brogan, Cliff Townley, Chadphunk and Stew Magoo (also Mar 30) Al Maya Island & Resort, Al Maya Island, Abu Dhabi, 1pm to late, Dhs100, free for ladies until 2pm. Tel: (02) 6677777. immaculatetouchabudhabi.com NAsiMi beACh FoAM pArty @ NAsiMi beACh Conan Liquid, Smokingrove, David Craig and Charl Chaka soundtrack an evening of house and frothy fun.

Atlantis, The Palm, Dubai, 5pm to 2am, Dhs100, Dhs50 before 8pm, ladies free. Tel: (04) 4262626. atlantisthepalm.com

when you don´t see the sun for five months. When the spring finally comes, I become highly productive and active.

Is it true that you drove a garbage truck to make ends meet?

Yes, we had a club night on a restaurant boat back in 1998. During the last night of the season the boat sank. It had most of my records on the boat, even some gear. That made me go back to working as a driver, so I could start collecting records and gear again. march Does that make you even more appreciative of your opportunities nowadays?

Ever since I decided back in 1987 that this was something I want to do in my life, working and living like this has been my goal. I’ve seen so many different jobs during the years – garbage truck driver included – trying to survive and achieve this goal, I’d be a total d*** if I didn’t appreciate what I have now.

Mar 22, Sea Lounge, Monte Carlo Beach Club, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, 8pm to 2pm, free. Tel: (056) 6037275 Mar 23, 360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free.

Tel: (050) 1076405. robertorodriguez.fi

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NiCkodeMus @ dust Eclectic DJ/producer Nickodemus has spread his sound around the world, both physically touring and sonically navigating the Middle East, Africa, South America and his native New York. After previously playing Chill Out Festival, the man behind NYC’s Turntables On The Hudson parties returns to Dubai for a headline show, backed up by Megadon Betamax, DJ Solo, Yeti and James Locksmith…

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bAby dreW @ Xo sAturdAys Chris Brown’s official DJ takes a break from selecting songs for the Grammy-winning wife beater.

Armani/Privé, Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100, ladies free. Tel: (04) 8883308. dubai.armanihotels.com

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Your music is hard to pin down to any one genre. What is in store for us in Dubai?

I always kept an open mind, so the dance floor can swing in many different lands and languages. I played Dubai two years ago. It was a very hot and hadn’t rained in many months. I put on the first song and the skies opened. The rain ended after our intro. maybe that’s why I’m being invited back?

What Middle Eastern music has inspired you?

The rhythms and microtones captured me at an early age.

I immediately loved anything with an eastern melody or percussion. my first attempts at making music involved samples from old Indian and Egyptian records.

Your music was used on Sex And The City. How accurately did the show depict the NYC you know?

When I was growing up in Queens, I wanted to be in manhattan and The Bronx, where all the graffiti, hip hop and breakdancing was going on. Sex In The City was the ‘new’ New York that lots of people aspired towards. NYc is not all like that. most people are trying to pay rent. I still love my city, despite how it looks on TV sometimes.

You’re a pizza fan, so it must be handy living in the world’s best city for the food?

Quality over quantity. I have to give a big shout out to Gnocco, who makes one of my favourite pizzas (Neopolitan style), rubirosa’s for their thin vodka pie (NY style), and Luna rossa in Brooklyn, who consistently have amazing brick oven pizza. There are so many new pizzerias popping up weekly and I try to get to every one. I’m involved in building a restaurant and music space in NYc called Louie & chan. reasonably priced Italian food and a top-notch music program.

The Music Room, Majestic Hotel, Bur Dubai, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs75. Tel: (050) 2484054. nickodemus.com step oN @ CAtWAlk Indie and alternative hits from DJs ME and Rude Larry.

Golden Tulip, Al Barsha, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, free. Tel: (050) 4649360. facebook.com/ StepOnDubai 102 WHAT’S ON march 2012

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resideNts @ Audio toNiC Raxon, Mr Mr and JC take to the decks.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. audiotonic.net

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AtJAZZ @ MusthAvesoul Pink Panther-remixing English innovator Martin ‘Atjazz’ Iveson, plus Tristan Bain and Simon Reid.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 7pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. atjazz.co.uk WHAT’S ON PICK

pAtrik CArrerA @ relAX@12 The Dubai-based Aussie DJ/ producer hotfoots to the capital.

Aloft, Abu Dhabi National Exhibition Centre, Abu Dhabi, 5pm to 3am, free. Tel: (02) 6545138. patrikcarrera.com

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dJ MArky ANd stAMiNA MC @ iNFusioN Brazilian drum ‘n’ bass trailblazer and his master of ceremonies hit Dubai.

Atlantis, The Palm, Dubai, 5pm to 2am, Dhs100, Dhs50 before 8pm, ladies free. Tel: (04) 4262626. djmarky.com.br WHAT’S ON PICK

FrANCois dubois @ Audio toNiC The Soma label man pumps up the volume, plus Raxon and Julian Jinx.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. audiotonic.net

loAded @ CAsA lAtiNA Indie and alternative floor-fillers.

Ibis Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Al Barsha, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, free.

Tel: (0w55) 8825675. facebook. com/seeyounextfriday

dJ kid Chris @ iN touCh With ibiZA A regular fixture in Ibiza,

German-born globetrotter DJ Kid Chris brings the Balearic spirit to Abu Dhabi headlining the Touch With Ibiza parties. This month he’s joined

by DJ Aleksey and DJ Hayson... march What is the secret of Ibiza’s longevity?

The beaches, the parties, the people from all over the world, combined with the best DJ line-ups, the best clubs and amazing weather conditions. my first time was in 2001 and I love it more and more every year.

How has Abu Dhabi responded to your Ibiza sounds?

The first time in abu Dhabi was great! The abu Dhabi crowd is amazing, open for new music and absolutely full of energy. It was a pleasure for me performing there. can’t wait to be back.

Will you be in Ibiza this summer?

Yes, from the beginning of July until the end of august.

What is your all-time favourite crowd-rocking Ibiza tune?

Too many, but one I remember from back in the day which will be hot this year again is might Dub Katz’s magic carpet ride, which is re-released in a Kid chris and Brian cribbs remix this month.

Sax/Oceans, Le Royal Méridien, Sheikh Khalifa Street, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to late, Dhs100, ladies free. Tel: (02) 6742020. leroyalmeridien.com

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ONE TO WATCH Ladies’ night of the month

We love a bit of midweek luxury, and Embassy has lured us in with four free drinks, giveaways, bar bites and entertainment over three floors. Kicking off at 6.30pm, it’s an upmarket choice for post-work relaxing, or head home, get glammed up then hit the light-up dance floor.

Grosvenor House Tower Two, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 6.30pm to 10.30pm. Tel: (04) 3176000. grosvenorhouse-dubai.com

Music: unzipped

Catch the UAE’s best local bands and scout for new musical talent at new night Unzipped at The Music Room.

Every Thursday sees regional groups take to the stage at this much-loved venue, with proceeds of the Dhs50 ticket price going directly to the performers. Past acts have included former What’s On band of the month Sandwash, and March’s line-up promises more fresh and original music.

The Music Room, Majestic Hotel, Bur Dubai, Dubai, 9pm to 11pm, Dhs50. Tel: (056) 7996335. themusicroomdubai.com

Three To Try A tRio of Bs to get you out ANd ABout B Lounge

A much-needed new alfresco venue in the capital, B Lounge by Beachcomber is nestled in the palm tree garden at the Sheraton, offering a bar, fire pit for bonfires, amphitheatre, live performances and a DJ playing chill-out tunes. Open-mic nights will also start soon.

Sheraton Abu Dhabi, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi, 5pm to late. Tel: (02) 6773333. sheraton.com

Bliss Lounge

With JBR residents in need of a new bar to while away the weekend, Bliss Lounge has answered their pleas. Promising chill-out afternoons and deep house nights, this contemporary lounge on the sands will be serving up cocktails, food and stunning sunsets.

Sheraton Jumeirah Beach Resort, JBR, Dubai, 12.30pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 3995533

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A slice of Balearic glam is coming to UAE shores with the opening of Ibiza beach club Blue Marlin on March 16. With helicopter and private yacht access, it’s set to be quite the hotspot for the jetset crowd, but mere mortals can also enjoy club nights, dining and sun worshipping at this chic members’ club.

Al Jazira Island, Ghantoot. Tel: (050) 1422800. bluemarlinibiza.com

Dubai-based star-in-waiting S1 is racking up high-ranking fans in the industry. Having already worked with Flo Rida and Lumidee, he’s now lining up alongside platinum selling Jamaican star Sean Kingston for his latest single, You Da One Sean was involved in a lifethreatening jetski crash last year. Was this song recorded before or afterwards?

It was supposed to be recorded before his accident. Obviously, everything was put aside as his health was the priority. The moment he felt good and ready to start again we recorded it.

How was it working with him?

It was a dream come true, flying to Hollywood – my favourite city, besides Dubai – to shoot the video and visit his crib, having so much fun doing what I love. I’ve loved Sean’s music ever since I remember. He’s a great guy, very talented, a person you can learn a lot from, and a lot of fun.

It’s your aim to put Dubai on the musical map globally.

How will you do that?

By making records that appeal to a multitude of people around the world, from different cultures and backgrounds. Collaborating with the biggest names in the industry will surely help me get there.

Is there a wealth of musical talent waiting to break through in the Emirates?

The industry in the UAE is still very young. There are good artists who need a lot of support, which is hard to get at the moment. Labels and radio stations here are not used to supporting local talent. It makes things a lot harder for budding artists.

You Da One is out now on Young Millionaires Entertainment@official_s1

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Velvet Underground

WORLD MUSIC FESTIVAL

An international line-up will be taking over Downtown Dubai this month, with artists from Gabrielle and George Benson to Salif Keita and Amr Diab taking to the stage.

With over a week of live music, there will be a total of 14 concerts including, many free events, for music lovers at the Burj Park and on the Burj Steps, plus some ticketed gigs.

Mar 7 to 16, Downtown, Dubai, free. duwmf.com

Oeno’s wind down Wednesdays

With the weekend in sight, Oeno is opening its wine cellar every Wednesday night, uncorking more than 50 bottles for your tasting pleasures, with red, white, pink and bubbly on offer. It is also unlocking the cheese room – where you’ll find dips, crostinis, charcuteries and homemade breads – and cranking up the music with a jazz trio and DJ Martin Metcalf. Unlimited wine, cheese, music and a Dhs150 price tag? That’ll do nicely.

The Westin Mina Seyahi, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Wed 7pm to 9.30pm, Dhs150. Tel: (04) 3994141. westinminaseyahi.com

Taking over Elegante’s vast space, Velvet Underground has opened up with regular nights to keep Dubai’s clubbers very happy indeed. Commercial Desi music is packing in the crowds on Thursdays, with R&B on Fridays (already a big favourite), Pure Persia on Sundays, DJ Bliss and Mr Shef Codes behind the sizeable decks on Mondays and an open bar for ladies plus dance floor favourites on Wednesdays. Big name DJs will also be jetting in, with Sander Kleinenberg promising a very big night on March 14.

Royal Ascot Hotel, Bur Dubai, Dubai, 10.30pm to 3am.

Tel: (050) 8573802. velvetunderground dubai.com

Charice in concert Philippines-born Charice is just 19 years old, but already has the likes of Bruno Mars penning her songs and a regular spot in Glee. The YouTube sensation was dubbed ‘the most talented girl in the world’ by Oprah Winfrey, and her self-titled 2010 album landed on the Billboard chart at number eight, making

her the first Asian in history to debut in the Top 10. This month she brings her blend of pop and dance to Dubai as part of her Infinity tour, which has already entertained Hong Kong, Jakarta, Singapore and her home country.

Mar 2, Festival Park, Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 7pm, from Dhs95. Tel: (04) 4503505. charicemusic.com

Club nights at Flash Forum

David Guetta’s show on March 2 is kicking off the club action at Flash Forum, which will see Dutch DJ Laidback Luke take to the decks on April 5. In collaboration with UK club Cream, expect more big names to come to the capital in 2012. Dance fans, get your diaries out.

Flash Forum, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, from Dhs195.

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NEWS FLASH

Lad’s nights at Caramel Free cocktails and discounts have long been a ladies’ privilege in the UAE, but Caramel is doing its bit for equal rights, with some bevvies for the boys.

Every Monday from 6pm chaps can enjoy half-price drinks, while DJ Kirk plays R&B and club classics. Ladies, you know where to find the menfolk now…

DIFC, Dubai, Mon 6pm to 2am. Tel: (04) 4256677. caramelgroup.com

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A quicK guidE To HuA Hin Once just a quiet fishing village three hours outside of Bangkok, hua hin is now fast becoming one of Thailand’s most cosmopolitan cities and a must-visit destination for beach-lovers and fans of Thai culture. here is our top ten of things to do, eat and see there 1. Khao Takiab

Widely considered to be one of the best beaches in Hua Hin, Khao Takiab is home to five-star luxury resorts and dinky restaurants full of locals. It’s where old meets new, and has everything from jet-ski rentals to beachside kung fu fitness classes, elephant rides, ancient temples and more. If you’re after more serene ways to worship the sun, there are also a number of marinas here where you can take a boat to any number of deserted beaches further down the coast.

2. Huay Mongkol Temple

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the city) and Wat Huay Mongkol is just the ticket. The temple is home to a sacred Luang Pu Thuad statue, which is revered by the locals. The soil in and around Hua Hin is particularly suited to growing flowers, which means you’re guaranteed to pass by fields full of sunflowers, and roads lined with brightly coloured blossoms along the way.

3. Safari and Adventure Park

You can’t go to Thailand and not see elephants, and the Hua Hin Safari Park is home to pachyderms galore. Elephant rides are a popular favourite, but we’d suggest a game of elephant polo instead. If speed is more your thing you can upgrade your lumbering ride to a faster horse, or even rent an ATV to explore the park on wheels.

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7. chatchai night Market

When other stores are closing up shop, the vendors at Hua Hin’s night market are just getting started. If you’re feeling adventurous, there’s a wide range of Thai street food available, along with mobile side street bars for drinks. Stalls sell everything from small wooden elephants and brightly painted Thai murals to designer goods of a questionable origin. A good place to pick up some presents for the friends back home.

8. Asara Spa

While some might find the traditional Thai deep-tissue massage anything but relaxing, the Asara Spa, a local favourite, has steam baths, salt scrubs, aromatherapy and more. The Thai foot massage is a must but, be warned, it’s not for the ticklish. There are private massage suites both in and outdoors, including a special spa chamber that sits just above the surf. And there’s nothing better than relaxing to the sound of waves gently lapping against the beach.

9. Khannam Seafood Restaurant

Thai foodies travel to Hua Hin just to dine at this delectable seafood haunt. If you’re not squeamish, pick your dinner from the many tanks swarming with live sea bass and shellfish. The large steamed crabs and lightly fried scorpion shrimp are particularly tasty, as is anything on the more traditional (read: fiery) menu.

4. Hua Hin Hills Vineyard

You wouldn’t think Thailand particularly suited to growing grapes, but the Hua Hin Hills Vineyard produces a variety of wines from its generous estate, including several award winners. You can enjoy one of these self-styled ‘new latitude’ wines at The Sala, the vineyard’s own gourmet restaurant with food custom-made to match your wine.

5. Black Mountain golf club

Having been named the best new course in Asia after its opening in 2007, this golf club has natural creeks and exotic plants dotted about the holes. It’s guaranteed to challenge both seasoned pros and amateurs alike, and once you’ve mastered the greens there are three more courses (Banyan Golf Club, Springfield Royal Country Club and Palm Hills) just a short drive away.

6. grand Sports Arena

The first Thai boxer to win a world title hailed from Hua Hin, so it’s no surprise that traditional boxing is a big hit (no pun intended) here. Muay Thai fans can visit one of the two major boxing arenas, where fights are regularly held every Wednesday and Friday. If you want to get in the ring yourself, there are fitness classes to be had here, too.

FLIGHTS

Jet Airways flies from Dubai to Bangkok, via Mumbai, from Dhs900. jetairways.com

GETTING THERE

You can organise a taxi from Bangkok to Hua Hin for around Dhs200. Most hotels and villas will have a complimentary shuttle to and from the airport.

WHERE TO STAY

InterContinental Hotel: intercontinental.com The Banyan Resort: banyanestatehuahin.com Indo China Holidays: indochinaholidaysandtours.com

10. Squid Fishing off Koh Talu

Hua Hin’s bright blue coastline is perfect for diving, with tours available through most hotels or in one of the many huts on Khao Takiab beach. But the crystal-clear waters are also favoured by squid. If you want to catch your very own cephalopod, there are boats and yachts available, along with fishing gear and tackle. And because the seas off Koh Talu are privately owned, there’s no commercial fishing allowed so there’s plenty to catch. march 2012 WHAT’S ON 111

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Welcome to our new one-page destination guide So wHeRe aRe we goIng THIS monTH? The emerald isle of Ireland. wHy, exaCTly? The craic. Which is Irish for, well, all sorts. But mainly it means fun, a laugh and a good time. And it’s St Patrick’s Day this month so there’s no better time to visit, with the streets full of revellers and rivers of Guinness flowing with abundance. Not forgetting the leprechauns, of course. oK, you’ve Sold me. well, THe guInneSS Sold me. wHo SHould I TaKe? A trip to Ireland in March is one to undertake with a group of fellow party people. Leave the children at home if you’re heading to Dublin, but other parts of the country offer everything from romantic getaways to family-friendly destinations. we’ll need SomewHeRe To Sleep, you Know. If you’re staying in the capital head to The Merrion Hotel (merrionhotel.com) for stylish place to rest your head. If you want to see more of the countryside County Wicklow is gorgeous, and Rathsallagh House (rathsallagh.com) in Dunlavin is a familyrun hotel with a fantastic restaurant (try the giant steaks and traditional puds) and some very friendly Labradors.

THoSe STeaKS Sound good. wHeRe elSe Can I eaT? Mulcahy’s restaurant (kenmarerestaurants.com) in Kenmare serves amazing mussels, The Europe Hotel & Resort (theeurope.com) in Killarney has a very chic bistro with views over the lake, or for pub grub on the coast try Smugglers Inn (the-smugglers-inn.com) on the famed Ring of Kerry, a lovely drive that takes in pretty villages, stunning views and lots of green hills.

THe folKS BaCK Home wIll wanT a pReSenT… Aside from all sorts of leprachaun-related tat, Kildare Village (kildarevillage.com) is an outlet village bursting with discounted designer gear from the likes of Thomas Pink, Ralph Lauren, Hugo Boss and DKNY. You might not find gifts there, but for slashed priced clothes it’s a winner. If you must take back souvenirs, Aran wool jumpers are always a popular choice. exCellenT. wHaT If we deCIde To STay longeR? Spend some time at the Irish National Stud (irishnationalstud.ie), meeting horses worth more than your house and taking in the lovely Japanese Gardens. If you’re in the mood for some traditional entertainment, spend an evening in the company of The Merry Ploughboys (merryploughboys.com) – yes, it’s a bit cheesy but you’ll have a good sing-along to popular Irish songs and while you enjoy a nice dinner. Head to Killarney for a tour on the horse-powered jaunting cars (killarneyjauntingcars.com) where you’ll be shown around town and the National Park, spotting deer and trying to understand the broad local brogue. any oTHeR TIpS foR ouR TRIp? If you’re able to make a week of it, fly to Dublin then take a domestic flight to Kerry so you can see a whole other side of Ireland.

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flight time: seven hours Time zone: four hours behind the UAE Currency: €1 = Dhs4.83 Etihad Airways flies to Dublin from Dhs2,970

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hat’s more exciting than eating street food? Eating illegal street food. Well, it is if you’re in Istanbul. The roving carts selling stuffed mussels on the streets of the great Turkish metropolis are officially outlawed because, well, dodgy mussels have a tendency to make your trousers explode.

But there’s a certain thrill involved in eating a snack that’s been banned by the municipal authorities. Even better if you survive the adventure to tell the tale. In fact, I’m thinking of printing up some boastful t-shirts: ‘I ate stuffed mussels in Istanbul, and my trousers are still fit for purpose.’

To make this game of Turkish roulette much safer and law-abiding, however, you can enlist local help. The Istanbul Culinary Institute (istanbulculinary.com) offers tours that will steer you to a legal stuffed mussel hawker attached to a bona-fide premises in the Beyoğlu-Galata area.

Banu Ozden is the oracle of Istanbul street food. She’ll guide you to the delights of

plenty more legal street food to be had – and we’re not talking doner kebabs. Simit is a ring-shaped bread, a little like a Turkish pretzel. It’s dipped in a sweet syrup, sprinkled with sesame seeds before baking and sold from carts all over the city.

It’s the cheapest and most popular street

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food in Istanbul, and is sometimes made into wholesome sandwiches with tomatoes and white cheese.

Kokoreç is a rather less conventional snack. It’s made from lamb’s intestines wrapped around sweetbreads and fat, and grilled over hot coals. It’s chopped up finely, grilled some more, and then served in Turkish bread. I know, I know, but it’s a whole lot tastier than it sounds.

Thankfully, there’s always balik ekmek, and few things in Istanbul could be tastier. In fact, these grilled fish sandwiches are among the best street food snacks to be found anywhere on Earth. Head for the boats bobbing at the Eminönü end of Galata bridge, where tender fillets of mackerel are grilled to a state of crisp smokiness and wedged in fresh white bread.

Some varieties are served with fiery chilli peppers, others with a simple clutch of lettuce leaves. Either way, balik ekmek is the taste of Istanbul – packed with flavour, fresh, healthy and evocative of this beguilingly beautiful city. It would be a crime to miss it.

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We would recommend staying for a night rather than a week, but one thing is for sure, it’ll be a night to remember.

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In 2007 I did a research trip to British Columbia, Canada, which involved flying deep into mountainous forests on a tiny 1950s floatplane. We were dropped at an isolated lodge more than 60 miles from the nearest dirt road.

We spent several days in wilderness completely cut off from the outside world and with no phones of any sort. We hiked along forest tracks where grizzlies had just passed by. what has been your biggest travel disaster?

I went to see some friends in the Moscow winter when it struggled to get above -15C. It was so desperately cold – when we went to a market, the only hats we could find to buy were ex-Soviet military, which got us some very strange looks on the subway. The pavements were so cold our toes froze through our boots.

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A Leatherman multi-tool with a selection of knives and implements, which comes everywhere (except aircraft cabins!). I was a Boy Scout for seven years and I could make you a bow and arrow in five minutes, gut a fish or peel you a pineapple.

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This month Emirates spreads its reach even further across the globe, as it opens up a new direct route to Seattle. The US city is famous for its Pike Place fish market, its mid-1990s grunge bands, bringing Starbucks to the world and that Tom Hanks film, Philadelphia – OK, maybe not that one. The daily service will take a mammoth 15 hours, and despite leaving Dubai in the morning, due to the 12-hour time difference, it will touch down in Seattle at lunchtime, leaving you plenty of time to explore before bedtime. emirates.com

Burma has always been a great country to visit, with relatively few tourists. If anything, the ‘opening up’ of the country will see more tourists and more generic resorts of the type found across Asia, so now is probably the best time to go. The capital, Yangon, is wonderful, and the Burmese themselves are warm and hospitable. The country is still a dictatorship, so avoid talk of politics or democracy, as it’s the locals who will get in trouble, after you are safely home. In terms of logistics, the quickest way to travel there is via Bangkok, where a tourist visa can be organised at the Burmese embassy. If you go in the morning, you can pick up your passport (with visa) in the afternoon. Return flights from Bangkok to Burma are relatively cheap – expect to pay no more than $100.

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THE HOT LIST The best of the best

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RestauRants Zuma

La Petite Maison

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tabLe 9 by nicK and scott Atmosphere T9 is still struggling to entice the younger, trendier crowd it wants, but the cutting edge food, upbeat soundtrack, video screen and local artworks are ready and waiting.

Interior It's not Verre any more, but it still hasn't had the overhaul it deserves.

Food The reason that T9 tops the Hot List. The most exciting menu being served in Dubai.

Location Hilton Dubai Creek really needs a new bar for preand post-dinner drinks.

Price The seven-course tasting menu is Dhs450.

WhAt’s On sAys… Keep an eye out for T9's cooking school, coming soon. The lads are promising practical 'how to' classes.

Hilton Dubai Creek, Dubai, Sun to Fri 7pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 2271131. table9dubai. com

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Rivington Grill

La Petite maison Zuma Atmosphere LPM is quite possibly the busiest and most popular high-end restaurant in town.

Interior A long cocktail bar, open kitchen, perfect lighting and well spaced tables.

Just right.

Food Order beef, lamb, fish or veg – anything you like – LPM has never let us down. The choice of wines is spot on, too.

Location DIFC. The centre of Dubai and the centre of the city's food scene.

Price It's not at all cheap, but it's worth the Dhs1,000 that should easily cover a meal for two.

WhAt’s On sAys… Consistently the busiest restaurant in the city. For a very good reason. It's the best at what it does.

DIFC, Gate Village 8, Dubai, Sun to Fri noon to 2.30pm and 7pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 4390505. lpmdubai.ae

The elite of the eating out scene

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Atmosphere The upstairs bar is as busy on a Wednesday night as at the weekend.

Make sure you book a table if you want to dine in the restaurant.

Interior Bright and busy dining room downstairs, sultry lounge/bar upstairs.

Food Ask what's new on chef Refai Bin Othman's menu. The kitchen often adds new dishes, and is less set in its ways than most big brands.

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Atmosphere At the start of the evening there's a healthy babble, but post-10pm the tunes take over.

Interior The basement-like location, dim lighting and adjacent bar call for cocktails.

Food Okku is on a par with Zuma and Nobu in the food stakes. Order the duck salad, baked king crab legs and veal short rib.

Location DIFC. A short walk from its sister restaurant, LPM.

Location This home-grown brand resides at One Sheikh Zayed Road.

Price Be prepared to spend at least Dhs1,000 for two for the best Japanese food in town.

Price Dhs800 would leave you stuffed with some of the best Japanese dishes in Dubai.

WhAt’s On sAys… After a few short years, Zuma is already a Dubai institution.

WhAt’s On sAys… Okku has upped its game. Watch out, Zuma.

DIFC, Dubai Sat to Thur 12.30pm to 3pm, Sat to Wed 7pm to midnight, Thur and Fri 7pm to 1am. Tel: (04) 4255660. zumarestaurant.com

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The Monarch Dubai Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, Sun to Thurs noon to 3pm and 7pm to 3am, Fri and Sat 7pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 5018777. okkudubai.com

Atmosphere When people are asked for the Dubai restaurant they dine at most often, many of them say the Riv. It inspired loyalty.

Interior Make the most of the terrace before the summer hits.

Food We always go for at least one of the daily specials.

Go on a Saturday for roast on the terrace.

Location Souk Al Bahar, just above the Baker & Spice Friday farmers' market, which is worth a pre-lunch visit.

Price Two can dine for less than Dhs500 without drinks, depending on what they order, of course.

WhAt’s On sAys… We awarded it three silver hats in The Black Hat Guide. The ultimate accolade in its price band. Outstanding.

Souk Al Bahar, Level 3, Old Town, Dubai, daily noon to 7pm. Tel: (04) 4230903. rivingtongrill.ae

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Indego By Vineet

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Traiteur

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Atmosphere It will never be the busiest restaurant in town, but it's never too quiet.

Interior Take a seat on the terrace at this time of year for a more romantic meal.

Food There's plenty of excellent Indian food in Dubai, but Michelin man Vineet Bhatia's Indego creates the finest dishes in town.

Location Pop over the road to Tower Two for a tipple and a game of Russian pool in the bar.

Price Dhs900 for two should just about cover it.

WhAt’s On sAys… If you want Indian food and you're willing to splash out, why would you dine anywhere else?

Grosvenor House, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Sun to Thur 7.30pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 3176000. grosvenorhousedubai.com

hot on the heeLs 11. Toro Toro, Grosvenor House Dubai 12. Rhodes Twenty10, Le Royal Méridien 13. The Ivy, Emirates Towers 14. Rhodes Mezzanine, Grosvenor House Dubai 15. Hakkasan, Emirates Towers

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tRaiteuR

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Atmosphere The weather is perfect for alfresco dining and option of a post-dinner drink at The Terrace draw the crowds.

Interior The open kitchen and high, vaulted ceiling make Traiteur one of the city's loveliest restaurants.

Food The best Frenchbrasserie fare in Dubai.

Without a shadow of a shadow of a doubt.

Gaucho

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RefLets PaR PieRRe gagnaiRe gaucho Atmosphere Reflets is not a spur of the moment decision, it is a culinary destination.

Interior With purple chandeliers and purple carpet, Reflets treads a fine line between camp and regal.

Food For most restaurants using the word challenging would be a bad thing. At Reflets it's an adventure.

Location On its own private floor at the InterCon DFC. Of course it is.

Location Park Hyatt Dubai has plenty to offer and is well worth the journey from Price wherever you reside.

Lunch is Dhs180, or Dhs390 with wine Price pairings on Friday. Dinner Dhs375 for the fouris upward of Dhs1,000. course set menu or Dhs650 for two a la carte. WhAt’s On sAys… Sommelier Julien Coron WhAt’s On sAys… is one of the city's best.

Chef Franck Detrait Make sure you ask his is one of the city's expert advice. friendliest and he and his team know their stuff.

InterContinental Dubai Festival City, Dubai, Mon Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, to Thur noon to 2.30pm Dubai, Sun to Fri 7pm to and 7pm to 10.30pm. Tel: midnight. Tel: (04) 3172222. (04) 7011128. dubai.park.hyatt.com ichotelsgroup.com

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Atmosphere Just like Zuma directly opposite, Gaucho specialises in the bar upstairs, restaurant downstairs concept. And does it well.

Interior If you don't like cowhide, you are in for a bit of a shock.

Food Order the rib-eye and ask sommelier Marina Diaz for a wine pairing.

Location DIFC, going head to head with the other big boys – Zuma, LPM, The Ivy and Hakkasan.

Price You could dine for less than Dhs650 for two without drinks, making it one of DIFC’s cheaper options.

WhAt’s On sAys… Book the wine room for a tasting. You won't regret it, we promise.

Podium Level, Gate Village 5, DIFC, Dubai, Mon to Sun 11.30am to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 4227898. gauchorestaurants.co.uk

asado

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Atmosphere The relaxed staff and authentic food have the diners flocking.

Interior Warm (especially if you sit too close to the open kitchen and the Asado) and inviting.

Food Order the roast baby goat, or any of the marinated BBQ meats with a robust glass of Malbec on the side. That's what Asado is all about.

Location Tucked away on the ground floor of The Palace, a seat on the patio will ensure you are up close and personal with the Burj Khalifa.

Price Dhs700 to Dhs800 for two should certainly cover it.

WhAt’s On sAys… The best Argentinian restaurant in Dubai.

The Palace – The Old Town, Downtown, Dubai, daily 7pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 287888. theaddress.com

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Celeb chef Richard Sandoval’s second Dubai restaurant is a unique take on the late night bar/ restaurant concept, and has proved a big hit with Marina

residents. The upstairs bars serve some mean cocktails, while the small plates on the downstairs panLatin American menu are some of the finest you will find in Dubai.

Grosvenor House , Tower Two, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Sat to Wed 7pm to 2am, Thur and Fri 7pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 3176000. grosvenorhouse-dubai. com

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Jetty Lounge

Zuma

Mahiki

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Atmosphere Seriously chic and cooler than a polar bear's undercarriage.

Zuma has charming staff and seriously stylish clientele. This isn’t the place for flipflops and a dirty T. Location Zuma keeps DIFC’s finest well fed and watered. A number of hangouts in its ‘hood would do bad things to nab its customers.

Best For Mingling until 2am in high style. And don't leave without trying the Clover Club cocktail.

Jetty Lounge

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Atmosphere A lovely spot for postbrunch drinks, Jetty is sophisticated, chilled out and the ultimate in beach chic.

Location Right on the beach at the original One&Only.

It’s a dreamy spot, complete with light-up seats and a very cool blue bar inside.

Best For Sundowners, predinner drinks, romantic evenings, nights out en masse. Pretty much everything.

Price On the expensive side of things – even Price the snacks will raise Drinks aren’t cheap but eyebrows. A Pimms will the quality is sky high. set you back Dhs45, Treat yourself to some which is pretty brutal. bar snacks, too. The baked potato is amazing. Stick to vino.

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Chilled drinks at 8pm, then crazy partying from 11pm. Love it.

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A truly impressive spot for wowing out-oftowners.

Building 6, DIFC, Dubai, Fri to Wed noon to 2am, Thur noon to 3am. Tel: (04) 4255660. zumarestaurant.com

One&Only Royal Mirage, Al Sufouh, Dubai, daily 2pm to late. Tel: (04) 3999999. oneandonlyresorts.com

The finest for beverages and bites

Barasti

mahiKi

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Atmosphere Lively. Very. Despite opening at 6pm, the party doesn't get started until around 11pm.

Location It's at Jumeirah Beach Hotel, but has its own entrance so you don't need to stumble out into the bright lights of the lobby.

Best For A party. The infamous treasure chests full of cocktails, cheesy tunes and good-time crowd guaranteeing sore feet and a sore head the next day.

Price It's pretty steep, but the cocktails are delicious, the bar staff a delight and there are free drinks from 9pm to midnight for ladies on Tuesdays.

See you there.

WhAt’s On sAys...

Liam Gallagher and a host of UK celebs have been spotted here recently.

Take your camera.

Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Al Sufouh, Dubai, daily 6pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 380773. mahiki.ae

360°

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Atmosphere One of Dubai’s most iconic bars, 360° is famed for its party atmosphere, Friday guest list and soulful Saturdays.

Location Surrounded by the Arabian Gulf, the views are spectacular and guaranteed to knock your socks off. We're pretty sure that James Bond would hang out here.

Best For Some of the best music the city has to offer, from visiting DJs to local talent, with the MustHaveSoul boys leading the charge.

Price It's pretty pricey, but you get what you pay for and it's buy one get one free on Tuesdays.

WhAt’s On sAys...

Head down on the 17th to catch What's On editor Mark playing whatever takes his fancy.

Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Al Sufouh, Dubai, Sun to Thur 5pm to 2am, Fri and Sat 4pm to 2am.

Tel: (04) 4068744. jumeirah.com

baRasti

5

Atmosphere We prefer Barasti for a weekend lunch or Saturday evening drink, when the hordes are elsewhere – Friday nights there can be scary…

Location It’s a Dubai institution for its prime beachfront location, split-level bars and proximity to the Marina.

Best For It’s full of familiar faces, so make sure you’re feeling sociable. The fish‘n’chips are well worth ordering.

Price Stick with beers and you'll be OK. The food is well-priced and tasty, too.

WhAt’s On sAys...

With flash-mobs, live music and giveaways, it's all happening at Barasti at the moment.

Le Méridien Mina Seyahi Resort & Spa, Dubai Marina, Dubai, daily 11am to 2am.

Tel: (04) 3993333. lemeridienseyahi.com

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Belgian Beer Café

McGettigan’s

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Atmosphere Packed. As more people move into JLT, McG’s just gains in popularity. And it’s a good crowd, too.

Location Situated at the Bonnington, it has its own entrance so you don’t need to leave via the hotel. Always interesting after a night on the Guinness.

Best For The outdoor patio plays host to live music and visiting comedians, and there’s a quiz night.

Plenty going on.

Price Seriously hefty portions of good food at decent prices, and the drinks bill won’t make you wince, either.

WhAt’s On sAys...

McGettigan’s received the gong for favourite pub grub at this year’s awards. Well deserved.

Bonnington Hotel, JLT, Dubai, daily 12.30pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 3560470. bonningtontower.com

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Left Bank

beLgian beeR café

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Atmosphere Despite its multiple levels and large space, The Stables manages to stay cosy and intimate, with plenty of horse racing memorabilia.

Atmosphere Knocking the Festival City branch out of the Hot List, the new BBC at the Madinat hosts a mix of holidaymakers and Dubai-based revellers.

Location Taking over thae building next to Fibber Magee's, The Stables is tucked away behind Sheikh Zayed Road.

Location Adding a much needed watering hole to this part of town, now is the perfect time to nab a table on the terrace, with its views of the Burj Al Arab.

Best For Monthly lads' nights with guest speakers, weekly ladies' nights (and free drinks on Friday afternoons) and great platefuls of comfort food.

Best For Beers, obviously, but there are late opening hours, knowlegeable staff and quality pub grub too.

Price There are plenty of deals and the menu is very reasonably priced, too, from Dhs15 for a sarnie.

Price There are drink and dinner deals through the week, but it can be on the expensive side.

WhAt’s On sAys...

A cracking new addition to Dubai, this is an unpretentious pub for a good feed.

WhAt’s On sAys...

Go there before the masses realise it has opened. This place is going to get very busy.

Off Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, daily 8am to 3am. Tel: (04) 3425571. stablesdubai. net

Madinat Jumeirah, Al Sufouh Road, Dubai, daily noon to 2am. Tel: (04) 3388563. belgianbeercafe. com

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Loca

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Left banK

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Atmosphere Loca is unpretentious without being scruffy, which is a rare and welcome achievement in Dubai.

Atmosphere Busy during the week and downright packed come Thursday and Friday night. Good luck getting a table...

Location It loses points for not being on a beach, but then it wouldn’t have that industrial charm, now would it?

Location Souk Al Bahar's best drinking spot, ideal for post-dins drinks at the nearby Rivington Grill or Karma Kafe.

Best For Loca is ideal for group nights out when you can dominate a long table, but couples might get jostled about a bit.

You can top up on some good Mexican grub, too.

Best For Popular for groups and couples, there's mingling at the bar and gossiping in the booths.

Price Average, but don’t get carried away with the ‘serve yourself’ beer taps dotted around.

Enjoy now, pay later...

WhAt’s On sAys...

A genuinely cool bar in an unexpected spot, with the tunes to match.

Dubai Marine Beach Resort & Spa, Beach Road, Jumeirah, Dubai, daily noon to 2am.

Tel: (04) 3461111. dxbmarine.com

Price Cocktails will set you back around Dhs45, but they're very good, while bar snacks and platters are great for sharing, if pricey.

WhAt’s On sAys...

Totally different to its sister branch at the Madinat, Left Bank is a sultry space that entices you with drinks and keeps you there with its atmosphere.

Souk Al Bahar, Old Town, Dubai, daily 6pm to 2am. Tel: (04) 3684501. emiratesleisureretail.com

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Occupying the 122nd floor in the tallest building in the world, At.Mosphere has views to make your jaw drop. The prices are pretty high, too. Head there

on a Wednesday, however, and ladies receive two free drinks. A visit for sundowners is recommended, as once night falls you can only see the

city lights and your fellow lounge lizards.

Burj Khalifa, Downtown, Dubai, daily noon to 1am.

Tel: (04) 8883828. atmosphereburjkhalifa.com

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Al Qasr

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Atmosphere Busy but not packed, smart but not glamorous – Friday glides along with elegance and grace.

Food French classics from the talented kitchen team headed by Frank Detrait, our Chef Of The Year.

Location With Dubai still enjoying the best weather of the year, there are few better places to spend a Friday than on the open terrace.

Best For The wonderful spread of food that is best accompanied by your best mates and an elegant dress sense.

Price Dhs375 without booze, Dhs450 with wine and beer, Dhs595 with bubbly, and Dhs1,998 for limo pick-up show offs.

Zuma

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aL QasR

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Atmosphere Constantly busy but without feeling too packed, Zuma has the fullest reservation book in town.

Atmosphere Attended by families, tourists and brunch aficionados – somebody from every walk of life is at this big brunch.

Food Don’t fill up on the freshly prepared sushi and sashimi, as there’s a first-rate selection of hot dishes from the a la carte menu, too – you have been warned.

Food Oysters, grilled meats, cheeses, sushi, salads, roasts, lobster – you name it, Al Qasr has it.

Location Its DIFC location makes it access easy. From there Dubai is your oyster.

Best For Putting on a nice shirt or your favourite dress and enjoying the good life.

Price Kitsu (no alcohol) Dhs315, Kowaku Dhs425 (with alcohol) and Kyasha (with champers) Dhs550.

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While the weather is still cool, Traiteur is untouchable.

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You could do worse when it comes to Japanese food, but you’re unlikely to do any better.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, Fri noon to 4pm.

Tel: (04) 3172222. dubai.park.hyatt.com

Building 6, DIFC, Dubai, Fri 12.30pm to 4pm.

Tel: (04) 4255660. zumarestaurant.com

Our pick of the brunch bunch

Location Tucked away but known to all residents, its reputation as the biggest hitter of Dubai’s heavyweights makes it easy enough to find.

Best For Merging social groups.

Meat-eaters, vegetarians, liquid-lunchers: this is where they all meet.

Price With a hefty price tag of Dhs525, Al Qasr sadly struggles to make it onto the regular brunch roster.

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the gRand gRiLL bice maRe Atmosphere Renowned for its party atmosphere – if you’ve got something to celebrate, then book a big table at The Grand Grill.

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Atmosphere A simple and unfussy vibe where the emphasis is on the company, not the gimmicks.

Food While there are menus, you’ll be better off taking up the chef’s offer to make you something bespoke. They very rarely go wrong.

Food Pile your plate high with ribs, steak and various sides, but keep room on the table for the buckets of beer.

Location Any closer to The Dubai Fountain and you’d need a wetsuit.

Location Easy to get to for Marina dwellers. For those from further afield, there are plenty of post-brunch options.

Best For Enjoying an authentic and homely extended Italian dining experience without splashing out for the airfare.

Best For Impromptu singing and dancing with the superfriendly waiting staff.

Price Dhs295 without alcohol, Dhs395 with house beverages.

Price Excellently priced at Dhs295 with alcohol, or Dhs225 without.

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Jack-of-all-trades, master of all.

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Loud and social, it’s where Dubai goes to party.

Al Qasr, Madinat Jumeirah, Al Qasr, Al Sufouh, Dubai, Fri 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3666730. jumeirah.com

Habtoor Grand Beach Resort & Spa, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Fri12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3994221. thegrandgrill.com

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A wonderful personal touch from chefs who treat you as a guest in their home, not a customer.

Souk Al Bahar, Downtown, Dubai, Fri 12.30pm to 3.30pm. Tel: (04) 4239082. bicemare.com

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Atmosphere Classy but not pretentious. We applaud the flexible, all day, threehour time slot.

Atmosphere Held on a Saturday, it’s the perfect way to while away the last day of the week.

Atmosphere Relaxed, and a world away from its wallethurting raucous brunch rivals.

Atmosphere Busy but not crammed, this is more enjoyable in groups rather than for a quiet brunch date.

Food An antipasti salad bar and dedicated charcuterie and cheese rooms, then onto the main course a la carte and carving station.

Food Our pick has to be the buffet’s ribs; well, that and the delightful coma-inducing dessert selection.

Food Order from the a la carte menu as many times as you please, just don’t stop until you're set to burst.

Food The roast station with its enormous Yorkshire puddings and the busy seafood station are the standouts.

Location It’s a bit of a drive for Marina dwellers, but once you’re there, it's green as far as the eye can see.

Location One of our favourite hotels, the Park Hyatt Dubai is an escape from the city within the city.

Best For Making the most of the last couple of ‘outside months’ with your family before the alfresco fun packs up for the summer.

Best For A lazy and chilled out way to spend your Friday afternoons. It’s time to take things a bit slower.

Location There is still time to take advantage of the outdoor cabanas, or else the whole Marina is available.

Best For A lot of food, a spirited atmosphere, an affordable price tag and some friendly and competent staff.

Location Head for the world’s tallest building.

Best For Brunching with a handpicked selection of friends. There is no rushing here so pick your companions wisely.

Price Dhs240 without alcohol, Dhs340 with house beverages and Dhs550 with premium beverages.

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First rate ingredients and a knowledgeable and interactive staff.

Armani Hotel Dubai, Downtown, Dubai, Fri noon to 11pm. Tel: (04) 8883888. dubai. armanihotels.com

Price Dhs225 without alcohol, Dhs395 with house beverages.

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Enjoy the sun, lounge out on a picnic blanket, and eat more than your fair share.

Al Badia Golf Club, Festival City, Dubai, Sat noon to 4pm. Tel: (04) 701127. albadiagolfclub.ae

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thai Kitchen

Price Dhs245, making it one of the best-value brunches in Dubai.

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If you are looking for a tranquil bargain brunch, then call off the search.

This is it.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, Fri noon to 4pm.

Tel: (04) 3172222. dubai.park.hyatt.com

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dubai PoLo & eQuestRian cLub Atmosphere The high life, but polo enthusiasts can make noise from the terrace.

Food A huge room full of starters and puds, lovely roast meats down the corridor and a live cooking station outside.

Location Extremely picturesque, with the polo field mere feet away for some postbrunch entertainment.

Best For A sophisticated spot for a brunch. There is plenty of entertainment for the young ones as well.

Price Dhs222 with soft drinks, Dhs333 selected drinks and Dhs444 with drinks and bubbly.

Price Dhs199 (including soft drinks), Dhs275 with selected drinks and Dhs399 with drinks and half a bottle of bubbly.

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Affordable and popular, it’s a good one for groups.

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The polo afterwards is an excellent perk.

Mövenpick Hotel Jumeirah Beach, JBR, Dubai, Fri 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 4498888. movenpick-hotels.com

Dubai Polo & Equestrian Club, Arabian Ranches, Dubai, Fri noon to 3pm. Tel: (04) 3618111. poloclubdubai.com

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anise

At its best in the winter, with an alfresco barbecue on the terrace, a Latino band and a cocktail bar to go with

the numerous live cooking stations. We recommend a visit to Anise before the temperature heats up again.

InterContinental Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm, Dhs295 with no alcohol, Dhs395.

Tel: (04) 7011127. diningdfc.com

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therapists Trained in O&O spas worldwide, the therapists are among the best in Dubai.

therapists Many of the therapists have been at Amara for years, and have their own loyal following. We like Sue for her knotbusting ways.

Menu Everything from seriously effective medi-pedis by Bastien Gonzalez to day-long rituals for two from ESPA. the spa Sumptuous treatment rooms with gorgeous terracotta, wood and turquoise, and a VIP area for couples to complete the experience.

Price You can choose wisely and have a treatment for less than Dhs300, or go all out with a day of pampering.

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The perfect choice for a girly spa day, make sure you have lunch in the sun at Zest or book a private poolside cabana.

One&Only The Palm, The Palm, Dubai, daily 10am to 9pm. Tel: (04) 4401010. thepalm. oneandonlyresorts.com

Menu Arranged by theme, with luxurious treatments, it's best to opt for a spa day which includes access to the stunning pool. the spa From the outdoor showers to the music menu, Amara is gorgeous. It is especially good for couples, with romantic VIP suites.

Price It is not cheap, but there are usually monthly offers that take the sting out. We reckon the quality of products, spa and therapists are worth it.

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Check out the healthy poolside menu for tasty, healthy dishes.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, daily 9am to 10pm.

Tel: (04) 6021234. dubai. park.hyatt.com

sensasia eXPRess

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therapists Friendly, efficient and well trained to the high SensAsia standards.

Menu A winning combination of big brand names, shorter treatments and cheaper prices. the spa The sassier younger sister of the other branches, this spa is pared down with everything you need in your small but perfectly formed treatment room. Don’t worry though – you still get the ginger tea.

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therapists Knowledgeable and intuitive, staff will put you at ease whether you’re a first-timer or seasoned spa-goer.

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therapists Really impressive; our therapist was super sweet, very proficient and clearly loved her job.

Menu The vast treatment menu features Tibetan treatments, facials, scrubs, wraps, foot treatments, traditional and signature massages and hammam rituals. the spa Check out the five hammam pools ranging in temperature from 18˚C to 38˚C.

Price Very reasonable indeed at Dhs155 for a back, neck and shoulder massage, mini-facials costing Dhs60 and Dhs225 for a body wrap.

Price The bespoke Intuitive massage is Dhs420 for 60 minutes or Dhs540 for 90 minutes. Tailored to your specific needs, it’s one of the best we’ve had.

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We love the storytelling graphics on the treatment room walls.

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Remember your swimmers and make time for the hammam pools.

Mall Of The Emirates, Al Barsha, Dubai, Sun to Wed 10am to 10pm, Thurs to Sat 10am to midnight.

Tel: (04) 3549228. sensasiaspas.com

Grosvenor House, Tower Two, Dubai Marina, Dubai, daily 9.15am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 3998888. grosvenorhouse-dubai. com

Menu Some nice Middle Eastern-inspired treatments, plus rituals and even specials for brides and grooms. the spa Brand new and seriously stunning, make sure you have time for a soak in the Jacuzzi, which is surrounded by fresh orchids and complete with changing colourful lights. Blissful.

Price An hour-long massage or facial will set you back around Dhs450, while a three-hour ritual costs a reasonable Dhs1,200.

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There's a pool and great facilities, making it perfect for a spa day.

Grand Hyatt Dubai, Oud Metha, Dubai, daily 9am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 3171234. dubai.grand. hyatt.com

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Sisters Beauty Lounge

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therapists Quiet, courteous and just the ticket if you need a soothing afternoon of expert pampering.

Menu Packed with Natura Bissé products, luxurious rituals and a special gents’ menu, with rituals designed to help you relax, reenergise and more. the spa This spa is a rabbit's warren of treatment rooms and lounges, plus a steam room and sauna.

Price Mid-price, but with high-quality products and well-trained therapists on hand, the bill is justified.

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It's all happening at this hotel, with Ruth's Chris opening soon. Spa then dinner? Winner.

The Address Dubai Marina, Dubai Marina, Dubai, daily 9am to 9pm. Tel: (04) 4367777. theaddress.com

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therapists Our eyebrow expert, Lily, is one of the most professional and efficient waxers in town, and her colleagues are equally superb.

therapists Very enthusiastic and knowledgeable, they are keen to share their expertise and recommend treatments.

therapists Be prepared for the therapists to whisk you away from the daily grind into a cocoon of comfort.

Menu Seriously impressive, with everything from yoga classes and Ayurvedic techniques to high-tech hydrotherapy sessions.

Menu You won’t be spoilt for choice here, but there are still a decent selection of rituals for lengthy pampering.

Menu There's a focus on nails, threading and facials, with Dermalogica products, the famous UMO gold facial and hairstyling all on offer. the spa More of a salon than a spa, the branches of Sisters are modern, bright and friendly.

There's also a branch in The Dubai Mall.

Price It's a neighbourhood spot, with manicures for Dhs70, eyebrow shaping for Dhs30 and a full body massage for Dhs275.

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Take our lead, we have them on speed dial.

The Village Mall, Beach Road, Jumeirah, Dubai, daily 9am to 9pm.

Tel: (04) 3420787. sistersbeautylounge.com

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the spa Taking over most of the top floor of the Oasis Centre, Balance Wellness is a vast space with endless rooms, relaxation areas and studios.

Price Because the spa isn't in a five-star hotel, costs are much more reasonable than you'd expect.

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Check out the monthy discounts on weightloss and post-natal treatments and more.

Oasis Centre, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, daily 6am to 9am. Tel: (04) 3847010. balancewellness-centre.com

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the spa High-quality spa real estate – the relaxation rooms overlook the lakes at the base of Burj Khalifa.

Price It may seem pricey, but you’ll get your money’s worth by enjoying the relaxation and steam areas.

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If you have a free day to hang around the Downtown area, then this is a lovely spot to relax in before dinner at Asado.

The Palace, Old Town, Dubai, daily 9am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 4287888. theaddress.com

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therapists Jam-packed with experts; there’s a mix of nationalities and specialities, from massage therapists to a GP. Menu In addition to a vast spa menu, Talise also has some other cards up its sleeve, including a naturopath, life coaching and medical testing. the spa A lovely setting, with treatment rooms tucked away among leafy pathways, and a private pool for spa-goers.

Price Not bad for such a high-end establishment.

The 80-minute Royal Hammam costs a fair Dhs450.

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The ideal one-stop shop for sorting out your health and happiness.

Al Qasr, Al Sufouh, Dubai, daily 9am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 3666681. jumeirah.com/talise

the sPa

Mere metres from the shopping mania of The Dubai Mall, The Spa is a true sanctuary. It’s a huge space, with a menu full of Natura Bissé treatments,

including a very effect jet-lag massage to get you ready to face the world after a long-haul flight or very late night. The relaxation lounge

is worth making time for, too.

The Address Dubai Mall, Downtown, Dubai, daily 10am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 4388888. theaddress. com

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BACKCHAT

WITH CATBOY

Our man on the radio gets all misty eyed

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ids in Dubai. They get a great education, they live in a relatively safe environment, most of them can’t trip over without landing in a swimming pool and they get to spend a lot of time in the glorious sunshine.

So it may come as a surprise to discover that I feel really sorry for them.

You may or may not have seen

a recent gallery I created on the Catboy & Geordiebird Facebook page called ‘Me vs My Expat Brats’. I set off with the intent of have a laugh with parents about kids’ life today in Dubai compared to how we were back in the day – children brought up here wouldn’t really know any other life.

However, the more I got into it, the more maudlin I became

about the things these little people are missing out on.

It got me thinking I should set up an adventure holiday company, only instead of taking kids abseiling or canoeing, my company would take them on a retro trip back to their parents’ childhood.

The itinerary would go something like this…

We’d fly the kids home and, rather than a nonchalant stroll to the business class lounge followed by a three of the latest movies and games on the iPad, they’d spent the whole flight staring out of the window in slack-jawed amazement that they were actually on an aeroplane IN THE AIR! Back home, the kids would be settled into a matchbox semi in suburbia, where we’d strip them of their smartphones and replace them with actual lifeessentials… A snorkel parka, a packet of Top Trumps and spare shoelaces for conkers.

Then we would send them out of the door, rain or shine, with a pocketful of coins. As simple as that.

Of course, I’m losing many parents at this point who are baulking at the thought of their precious little snowflakes fending off the numerous dangers of the modern world. The truth is, it’s no more dangerous now than it was back in our day but we’re all

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so paranoid that if our kids are out of our line of sight for more than three seconds we’re ready to call in an armed response unit.

I’m not saying we don’t give them direction. We’d point them towards the local woods, where they’d find a rope-swing that is ridiculously high and has no supervising adults or safety harnesses. We may even provide a couple of penknives, bows and arrows and a set of nunchucks.

If, at this point, some of you are worrying about your children’s diets, fear not. They’d be sent to a shop where a paper bag the size of an iPhone would be filled with a variety of chews for a price of fifty fils (just for the record, the same bag would cost you a kidney in most Dubai malls). This would last them most of the day.

As sunset approaches the kids would play in or around a canal, river or lake. Once again, let me stress that this would be unsupervised. Should you book our winter package, your children would no doubt jump around on the ice with reckless abandon.

At around 9pm, your children would return, scruffy, snotty, possibly with a few cuts and bruises. They’d chow down on Findus Crispy Pancakes, Birdseye Potato Waffles and half a tin of Heinz Noodle Doodles.

And, for most of them, it will have been the most exciting day of their lives.

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