What's On | January 2011

DHS 10 JANUARY 2011 ISSUE 393

EXCLUSIVE! JAMIE OLIVER ARRIVES IN DUBAI

54 WAYS TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE IN 2011

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Contents Features 12 Jamie Oliver Celeb chef and TV star Jamie chats exclusively about his new Dubai restaurant. Pukka 16 Backstreet curries We’ve scoured Bur Dubai and beyond for Dubai’s spiciest secrets 21 New year, new you Yup, it’s that time of year again. Make your resolutions and stick to them with our essential guide

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The round-up 10 Salaam Everything you need to know about January, plus a chat with a National Geographic photographer 14 Win win win Your chance to win an extra special night at Zuma, on us. Bubbles and nibbles included 28 Films Heavy hitters from the silver screen including Black Swan, The Green Hornet and Simon Pegg’s latest offering, Paul 31 Eating out Exciting Arabic at Zaroob, the new farmers’ market, a visit to Stay by Yannick Alléno, the latest openings and more 40 Art Behind the scenes at Shakespeare 4 Kids, five minutes with Syrian painter Kais Salman and the exhibitions you must see this month

55 Sport and outdoor Mr Fitness tackles your January issues, plus we meet a triathlete and show you how to prepare for the Dubai marathon 61 Music and clubs Musician Jay Wud gets chilly, plus which dance floors you should be hitting this month 65 Travel Swiss bliss in Ascona, the top travel deals and going on holiday with the founder of Lonely Planet 73 Hot lists Who will start the year at the top of the table?

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44 Shopping Our must-have buys of the month, plus the sartorially chic Sophia helps out readers in need 47 Mind and body We investigate at-home spas, visit the capital's Zayna Spa, check out the new Talise spa and find the best beauty bargains 4 WHAT’S ON JANUARY 2011

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Editor’s note OK, I’m going to let you in on a secret – I’m actually writing this before the new year.

I know, I’m sorry, I’m spoiling the magazine magic here, and I don’t want to go all Marty McFly on you, but the fact is New Year, New You is still about two and half weeks away for me at this stage. So while I’d dearly love to extol the virtues of a sound mind and body, as Team What’s On have done so beautifully from page 21, Team What’s On’s Editor is busy eating Pad Thai and drinking a can of fizzy orange. But don’t let my example bother you – come new year (which, er, is now for you), I’ll be right there with you, sorting both mind and body. We (and I say ‘we’, but I mean ‘the team’ – I’m busy with that Pad Thai, remember?) have come up with the definitive guide to a better 2011 and, ultimately, a better you. From finances to finding new friends, from getting in shape to this year’s trendiest travel destinations, we’ve got you covered.

And, come January (for me – we’ve already established that’s now for you), I’ll be joining you and ditching the Thai food for carrots and all the rest of it. But for now, keep that a secret.

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One month, two pages

What’s hot Photography competition To celebrate the 25th anniversary of Arabian Heritage Books Motivate Publishing (that’s us) is launching a nationwide photography exhibition. Send in your best pics illustrating the culture, heritage and history of the UAE and, if you win, your snap will be included in a coffee table book – plus you’ll receive US$1,000.

Deadline Feb 20. www.motivatepublishing.com Eco-fridge We like to do our bit for the environment, so we were mighty impressed with this little gizmo. The Eco-fridge doesn’t use electricity; instead, the polystyrene fridge uses a dry ice compartment to cool perishables simultaneously saving your frozen goods and the environment. What will they think of next?

Carbonic International, Attar Centre, opposite BurJuman Centre, Bur Dubai, Dubai, Dhs49

What’s not

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Thursdays According to figures recently released by Dubai Traffic Police, 135 people died in traffic accidents in the first ten months of 2010 – 27 of those deaths occurred on Thursdays. The total number of deaths declined by 30.4 per cent, though, so it’s not all bad news. Just be careful next Thursday.

Temperature complaints It’s not cold. It’s still 20-odd degrees. The sun is shining. Half of Europe is buried under snow, with minus temperatures – that’s cold.

Quit your moaning.

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Guess list Rumours doing the rounds in Dubai

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MARCO PIERRE WHITE Having flown to London to interview the purportedly fearsome chef in 2009, we ended up dining at Frankie’s in Abu Dhabi with the man (and, oddly, the Queen of England’s cousin) last time he was out to visit his UAE restaurants. So we’re looking forward to his next visit, which we hear could well be in February.

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EVERYTHING EVERYTHING The art rock outfit from England’s Manchester are being hailed as the next big thing in their home country. Howard from Take That is a big fan, apparently. We’re pretty tight with the drummer’s sister, and she tells us the band is keen to pay us a visit in 2011.

We told you so...

PHARRELL WILLIAMS AND N.E.R.D Oh, we’re good. We broke this one months ago, and, indeed, hip hop/R&B star Pharell and his band N.E.R.D will perform in the UAE, at the Gulf Bike Week, Feb 10 to 12.

MACY GRAY We heard a rumour about this one early last year, and sure enough, American R&B songstress Macy Gray is coming to the UAE, and will appear at the Dubai Jazz Festival, Feb 17.

This month we’re going to…

DUBAI SHOPPING FESTIVAL Christmas is over and you’re suffering from the January blues. What better way to cheer yourself up than bagging some bargains at the Dubai Shopping Festival? A few tips.

Make sure you save some money (we always forget DSF and spend all our money early in the month), shop strategically and go early – on the first day, if possible. Happy shopping.

Jan 20 to Feb 20, Dubai. www. dubaishoppingfestival.com

Five Questions… Ira Block American photographer Ira Block has been shooting for National Geographic for 40 years, travelling across the globe. This month he is heading up the two day Click and Stay digital photography workshop at Qasr Al Sarab Desert Resort in Abu Dhabi What can people expect from the workshop?

It’s very hands on, a lot of shooting. Last year’s workshop was mostly wildlife because we were out at a game reserve, but this year we’re in the desert so I’m expecting desert scenes and there’s a lot of architecture around, too. I will guide the students totally. When we reach the area we will shoot together, a few of them will see things and wander off on their own, but I’m always around for questions and to show them different techniques to improve their photos.

Do you host these workshops often?

I’m still active shooting for National Geographic and right now I’m in the middle of a couple of stories for them. I have something coming up this month, actually, a local US story about an ancient Native American group in the States.

You spend the rest of the year travelling?

I used to be on the road seven or eight months a year, but now it’s six months.

People always ask me where I’ve been and I say it’s easier to ask me where I haven’t

BLUES IN THE PARK You wait months for some live music and an entire blues collective comes along at once.

Going back to the Crossroads – Deitra Farr, Angela Brown, Imelda May, Jimmy Thomas, Micahel Roach, George 'Jackie' Lee, Bobby Parker, Johnny Mars, Danny McCormack and Paul Corry – are set to perform at Wafi Rooftop. And you get Cajun food included.

Feb 1, Wafi, Rooftop Gardens, Oud Metha, from 8pm, Dhs145. Tel: (04) 3244100

FOUR QUIZZES TO TRY Four nights to test your general knowledge

THE BOSTON BAR

Make your way to the pre-8pm happy hour to make the most of the knockdown prices, but make sure your brain is still functioning for the quiz. It’s pretty hard, but there are some decent cash prizes on offer. The Boston Bar does some surprisingly good pub grub, too. We enjoy the burgers and the fish 'n' chips.

Jumeirah Rotana Hotel, Al Diyafah Street, Dubai, 8pm to 11pm, free. Tel: (04) 3455888. www.rotana.com been. As far as the major places go, I’ve been everywhere in the world apart from India.

That’s one people always expect me to have been to, but I just haven’t been there for whatever reason.

You must have done a lot of memorable shoots?

My last shoot is usually the most memorable, because it’s fresh, but every shoot has its own great interest to it. In the last few years I’ve been working a lot in Asia and South America. I like those continenets because the cultures are really different to say, Europe, where I used to work a lot. The culture and tradition is visually different from Western cultures.

And the UAE? Last year was my first trip to the UAE, but otherwise I’ve been to Egypt, Lebanon and Syria. I’m looking forward to it.

Jan 20 to 22, Qasr Al Sarab Desert Resort, Abu Dhabi, Dhs6,172 (including two nights, meals and drinks). Tel: (02) 8862088. www.irablock. com

IRISH COMEDYFEST Who doesn’t like a laugh? We’re going to find one at McGettigan’s Irish Pub where the Irish Comedyfest will welcome PJ Gallagher, Jason Byrne, Dermot Whelan and Paddy Courtney.

Man with a spade on his head? Doug. Man without a spade on his head? Douglas. Thank you very much. We’re here all week.

Jan 6 to 9, McGettigan’s Irish Pub, Bonnington Towers Hotel, Jumeirah Lake Towers, Dubai, 9.30pm to 12.30am, Dhs350. Tel: (04) 3560600

FIBBER MAGEE’S

We’ve participated in the Easy Tiger Tuesday quiz on a couple of occasions, but we’ve never managed to win it. Prizes include drinks and meal vouchers and you’re always guaranteed a good time at one of our favourite Irish pubs.

Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, Tue from 8pm, free.

Tel: (04) 3322400. www.fibbersdubai.com

THE UNDERGROUND PUB

Pub manager David hosts The Underground quiz and it’s always a good night. Be warned, the maximum team size is four, so ditch your thick mates for the evening and take along the clever clogs. If more than ten teams turn up, first prize is Dhs300, second is Dhs200 and third is Dhs100. Fewer than ten and its two drinks for each member of the winning team.

Habtoor Grand Resort & Spa, Dubai, Mon from 9pm, free. Tel: (04) 3995000. www. grandjumeirah.habtoorhotels.com

LAKE VIEW

The Lake View IQ quiz is going to set you back Dhs159 to enter, but before you start guffawing about spending that amount of money just to answer some questions, know that you get unlimited chicken, ribs, wine and Foster’s beer for your cash. Yeah, now you’re interested, aren’t you? The prizes aren’t all that, mind.

Dubai Creek Golf & Yacht Club, Deira, Dubai, Wed 8pm to 11pm, Dhs159. Tel: (04) 2956000 Find us at www.facebook.com/WhatsOnDubai

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DUBAI’S THE PLACE!

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Since making his name as the cheeky solo star of TV cooking show The Naked Chef, celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has become a bona fide international star. In the past few years he’s auctioned off his famous scooter, become a social campaigner and blubbed live on TV. And now he’s finally set to open a restaurant in Dubai We like to grill any passing culinary superstars who happen to open a restaurant here in the UAE, and it’s fair to say we’ve met a few famous chefs in our time.

We’ve flown to London to meet Marco Pierre White, who turned out to be a real character unafraid to speak his mind, sure, but nevertheless, a true gent. We’ve tangled with philosophical French master Pierre Gagnaire, the modest and soft-spoken Indian wunderkind Vineet Bhatia, Italian family man Giorgio Locatelli, Mr Food Gary Rhodes and, most recently, the troubled but confident celeb chef Gordon Ramsay.

But there was one name missing from our celeb chef hit list. One illustrious, but elusive chef who we had never managed to pin down… until now. Jamie Oliver.

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Set to open his first UAE restaurant in Dubai this month, the 300-seater Festival City branch of his popular Jamie’s Italian chain, Jamie Oliver has been the missing ingredient in our UAE celeb chef salad. But why has it taken the crusading Essex lad so long to arrive?

“It’s just been a case of waiting for the right time,” Oliver tells What’s On. “I wanted to make sure Jamie’s Italian was well established in the UK before going overseas, and I have to say the British people have really taken it into their hearts – there are still queues outside some of the restaurants two years after we opened.”

So what does he think of all the other big names in Dubai?

“Giorgio’s a great guy – always friendly, always supportive of The Jamie Oliver Foundation and he’s a great, great chef,” replies Oliver sincerely. “Gary, I’ve not seen around for a while, but he’s a good guy.

And Gordon and Marco… Well, Gordon and Marco just seem to spend a lot of time slagging me off for some reason…”

It’s not surprising that Gordon and Marco’s alleged put-downs perplex Oliver.

The amiable chef comes across as a genuine guy, and negativity doesn’t seem to be his forte – an attitude that’s served him well in a career that’s spanned two decades.

Oliver’s cookery adventure began in the kitchen of his parents’ Essex pub, The Cricketers. Then, at 16, keen and cocky, the youngster went to work for Italian chef Gennaro Contaldo at London’s Neal Street

Restaurant before moving to The River Café, where his likeable manner was spotted by bosses at the BBC who hastily signed him up for his own TV show, The Naked Chef, in 1999.

Since then the chef ’s career has blossomed at a stellar rate. In 2002 he set up Fifteen in London, where he trained 15 disadvantaged youngsters to work in the kitchen (televised, naturally) – now there are branches of the restaurant in Cornwall, Amsterdam and Melbourne. Then, six years after he had left the kitchen at The River Café came Jamie’s School Dinners, the 2005 TV show that heralded the beginning of Oliver’s campaign for healthier school meals in the UK. It’s a big leap from successful television chef to a social campaigner, we ventured?

“I’d recently become a father and that really focuses you on what kids are eating,” he insists. “Once I’d done a bit of digging into what kids were eating at school, I knew I could do better and so that’s how it all began.”

Five years on and Oliver is still scathing when it comes to parents who feed their children a diet of what he regards as “rubbish”.

“I believe it’s a form of child abuse,” he declares. “I’ve said this before, but it does anger me. If you feed your kids sweets and chips and takeaways every day then you’re doing them no end of harm.”

Should proof be needed that he’s the chef that cares, Oliver supplied it by the handkerchief full, bursting into tears on his

JAMIE OLIVER

“I’D MUCH RATHER BE DOING THE CAMPAIGNS AND WRITING THE BOOKS THAT I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO AND DOING WONDERFUL FOOD AT JAMIE’S ITALIAN, WHICH WILL NEVER GET A MICHELIN STAR”

DICTIONARY OF OLIVERISMS Phrases the chef has made his own

PUKKA

From the Hindi word meaning genuine or perfectly done. Used during Oliver’s The Naked Chef at least 100 times an episode, but later replaced with delish, which means something entirely different.

LOVELY JUBBLY

Stolen from David Jason’s dodgy dealer Del Boy from 1980s British comedy TV show Only Fools And Horses. Oliver also purloined cushty from Del Boy.

WHACK IT IN THE OVEN

Meaning put that item in the oven in an enthusiastic manner and be quick about it.

DELISH

Those edibles look delicious and are causing me to salivate and lick my lips.

GO ON, MY SON

Meaning keep doing what you’re doing in exactly the manner you are currently doing it in. This doesn’t have to be directed at your male progeny, though we are sure Oliver says it to little Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver on a daily basis.

US TV show Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution because the tubby citizens of Huntington, West Virginia didn’t take kindly to him or his urges to eat healthier food.

“The whole crying thing comes up a lot,” he sighs, resignedly. “It’s as if no one watched the rest of the series – just the scene with the crying. That was very early on, and I was getting grief all the time. I was missing home and it all just got on top of me. But if you watch the rest of the series, it gets better, people’s opinions change, the kids and parents are amazingly supportive and by the last show the town’s moving in the right direction.”

But that wasn’t Oliver’s first success.

As a result of an earlier campaign for healthier school meals in the UK, the British government made a pledge to tackle the issue. So while it’s tempting to take a

sceptical view and question whether the chef ’s motives are entirely pure – and many have – his obvious and ongoing passion makes it seem unlikely that he simply started the campaign to prolong his time in the limelight.

It is perhaps harder to understand why an obviously talented chef didn’t wait to make a name for himself in the kitchen, like Gary and Gordon, before jumping in front of the TV cameras. After all, surely TV glory meant losing the race for culinary glory, including the chance of the much-coveted Michelin stars?

“I never regret that for a minute,” he shoots back in an instant. “I’d much rather be doing the campaigns and writing the books that I put my heart and soul into and doing wonderful food at Jamie’s Italian,

which will never get a Michelin star.”

Maybe not, but at just 35 Oliver seems to be doing OK without one, and his love of Italian food, and the fact that the his mentor Gennaro Contaldo has had a hand in the menu, should ensure that Jamie’s Italian is as big a hit in Dubai as it has been in the UK. “As with everything I do, I’m all over it – menus, design, everything down to the cutlery,” he promises. “What to order?

Anything you like, although you must try the anti misti planks and I know the fresh, locally caught fish cooked in the wood-fired oven is going to be incredible.”

Come the end of the month, ladies and gentleman, you can find out for yourself – finally.

Jan 26, Jamie’s Italian, Festival Centre, Dubai Festival City, Dubai. www.jamieoliver.com/italian JANUARY 2011 WHAT’S ON 13

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We’re kicking off our new Saturday Sessions afternoon at Zuma and want you to be there. Starting on January 29, What’s On’s favourite Japanese restaurant will be hosting us every month for a winning mix of jazzy, loungey beats and their awardwinning setting from 4pm to 7pm. There’s a table waiting with champagne and canapés for you and three pals and for your chance to win, simply answer the following question correctly…

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Fancy a curry? We ventured into the nooks and crannies of Karama, Bur Dubai, Oud Metha and Deira to unearth 14 pocket rockets, all serving cracking authentic Indian cuisine at bargain prices MIRCHI (DINE & DANCE)

Little Hut

LITTLE HUT

Specialising in Mughlai dishes and influenced by the cuisine of the Mughal Empire, this cosy, no frills restaurant is a hidden gem. We love their tangy hot 'n' sour chicken soup, but you won’t go wrong with the lightly spiced Tawa mutton in a rich gravy or the impressive mix sizzler platter. Round your meal off with a milky and refreshing Kulfi ice cream.

Best dish: mix sizzler platter Bill for two: Dhs135 Al Karama, next to Family Supermarket, Dubai, noon to 1am. Tel: (04) 3379993

Popular with Bollywood actors and a sponsor of Bollywood movies such as Rajneeti and I Hate Love Stories, Mirchi’s walls are strewn with images of celebs. Desi music is pumped out seven days a week and the restaurant boasts themed evenings and a dance floor. If that wasn’t enough, they also do great food, too. Mini barbecue pits are available for your table and the chapattis are just brilliant – try them with a knob of butter.

Best dish: chappatis (pulkhas) Bill for two: buffet Dhs79 Ramee Royal Hotel, opposite Al Maktoum Bridge, near Splash, Dubai, 7.30pm to 11.30pm.

Tel: (04) 3344088

Kamat

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DELHI DARBAR

The comfortable Karama branch of this popular chain specialises in Mughlai cuisine, but there are also a few Chinese dishes on the menu. As you do. Regardless, the expertly marinated chicken malai kebab melts between your teeth and the soft, fluffy roomal roti is a delight.

Best dish: roomal roti Bill for two: Dhs100 Zabeel Road, near Karama Post Office, Karama, 11.30am to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 3347171 16 WHAT’S ON JANUARY 2011

Delhi Darbar

This family diner proudly declares itself "not just another vegetarian restaurant", and we agree. Served on a piece of capsicum, their paneer tikka masala is deliciously moist and tangy, the spinach-based biryani, unusually green in colour, packs a real punch and the rasmalai, payasam and gajjar halwa are outstanding desserts. Clean, bright and no nonsense, plus there’s plenty of parking space, which is always a cheeky bonus in Bur Dubai.

Best dish: paneer tikka masala Bill for two: Dhs60 Al Mankool Rd, Bur Dubai, Sat to Thurs 10.30am to 3,15pm and 7pm to 11.45pm, Fri 10.30am to 11.30am, 1.30pm to 2.30pm and 7pm to 11.45pm. Tel: (04) 3595441

BACKSTREET CURRIES array of vegetarian dishes at Rangoli. Aside from the South Indian delicacies, you must try the chaat and the sweet and spicy best-selling pani puri. The popular buffet is just Dhs15.

Best dish: pani puri Bill for two: buffet Dhs15 Cosmos Lane, opposite ITL Building, Meena Bazaar, Bur Dubai, 8.30am to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 3515873

VENUS VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT

High quality vegetarian food at budget prices is a formula that guarantees Venus is always crowded, with long queues on Fridays and Saturdays. The crisp paper dosa is complemented nicely by sambar and several chutneys, a cauliflower-based dish of dry gobi Manchurian is truly magnificent and the creamy Venus special curry is perfect with a butter naan.

Best dish: dry gobi Manchurian Bill for two: Dhs50 a la carte Opposite Dubai Central Laboratory, Karama, Dubai, 7am to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 3352113

Gazebo

MEZBAAN

On the outskirts of Karama, Mezbaan offers an assortment of Indian and Chinese dishes, but specialises in Hyderabadi cuisine. Go for the mixed tandoori platter, which is exactly what it says on the tin: moist chicken tikka kebab, mutton sheek kebab, resmi kebab, tandoori chicken with green chutney, biryani rice, bhagarey baigan and a soft rumali roti.

After that lot, don’t expect to have room for anything else.

Best dish: mixed tandoori platter Bill for two: Dhs80 Al Musallah Road, Karama, Dubai, noon to midnight. Tel: (04) 3517863

GAZEBO

The words 'extensive menu' seem to have been created just for Gazebo, which boasts a huge menu. Always busy, there’s a real buzz about the place, with staff on hand to help you work your way through that menu, which includes a huge choice of superb dishes from Lucknow and Hyderabad. The murg chettinadu in a spicy masala is pretty fiery if you like things hot, but don’t miss the dum pukh biryani, which is cooked slowly over a fire and served in an earthenware pot.

Best dish: dum pukh biryani Bill for two: Dhs100 Al Mankool, Bur Dubai, noon to 3pm and 7pm to 11.45pm. Tel: (04) 3598555

AKBAR’S

Just three minutes from Al Rigga metro station, Akbar’s serves a mean mixed kebab platter and a flavoursome dum mutton biryani, but the chicken kurchan is the star, displaying the best traits of Indian home cooking. The menu is dominated by North Indian dishes, but there are also Chinese offerings and, somewhat brilliantly, a chat counter.

Best dish: chicken kurchan Bill for two: Dhs100 Rigga Road, Deira, Dubai, noon to midnight.

Tel: (04) 2288789

BOMBAY CHOWPATTY

It may be in a mall food court, but serving cuisine from both North and South India, including street food, mains, juices and sweets, means Bombay Chowpatty is no run of the mill junk food stall. Kalli mirch chicken and chicken Manchurian with paratha are the people’s favourites, but it was the chicken tikka roll that reminded us of Mumbai.

Best dish: chicken tikka roll Bill for two: Dhs60 Lamcy Plaza, Karama, Dubai, 10.30am to midnight. Tel: (04) 3349489

Bombay Chowpatty

RANGOLI

Starting off with the cheese masala dosa before hitting the buffet is a good idea to stir up a massive appetite in preparation for the

Rangoli

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BACKSTREET CURRIES VIVA GOA

Viva Goa is one of those venues that’s in such an odd location, it’s a surprise anyone can find it. That anyone does is down to its reputation as a lively, sometimes boisterous, venue that feels half underground club, half backstreet diner. Colourful murals grace the walls, while attentive staff serve a wide variety of Goan dishes – including delicious Goan sausages marinated in spices, tomato, onion and green chilli, prawn curry and chilli fried squid. Resident duo Conny and Vinny keep diners entertained with a repertoire of Goan and Mandos songs, courtesy of a sound system that would do itself justice in any nightclub.

Best dish: Goan sausages Bill for two: Dhs150 and Dhs250 Al Nasr Leisureland, Oud Metha, Dubai, from 7pm until late. Tel: (04) 3371234

LUCKY

Parking’s a major issue here, so Lucky mainly focuses on deliveries and takeaway, but if you can bag one of the restaurant’s five tables, eating in is possible. Lucky’s forte is Mughlai cuisine, but they also offer Chinese, albeit altered for the Indian palate. Their biryani is the most stand-out dish and can be traced to Lucky’s main Mumbai branch, Bandra, opened, we’re reliably informed, in 1938.

Best dish: biryani Bill for two: Dhs85 Al Fahidi Street, opposite Mussalla Post Office, Meena Bazaar, Bur Dubai, noon to 4pm and 7pm to 10.30pm. Tel: (04) 3534563

Viva Goa

THE BOMBAY

As well as the vast meat and seafood offerings, The Bombay offers plenty of choice for vegetarians and even has a Jain section. The Omani lobster with saffron is an indulgent treat, but the pulao rice with fruits and nuts is an unexpected star – laced with not just the expected dried fruits and nuts, but also finely-chopped fresh kiwi fruit, strawberries and grapes. The décor is a strange mix of old and new, but there are some beautiful old photographs of Bombay, with live music in the evening and classic Bollywood hits playing throughout the day.

Best dish: pulao rice Bill for two: Dhs300 Marco Polo Hotel, Deira, Dubai, 12.30pm to 3pm and 7.30pm to 2am. Tel: (04) 2720000

PARATHA KING

The Bombay

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The paratha is the epitome of cheap and cheerful Indian food, and none more so than those served by Paratha King in Karama.

Although the restaurant offers only the basic requirements necessary for eating (it is

Paratha King

primarily for takeaways), the purely vegetarian fare is a treat for any fan of budget Indian cuisine. Flat bread stuffed with a wide variety of fillings (potato, cauliflower, onion, spinach, cheese, green peas etc), offer a mouthwatering choice, but the paneer tikka paratha is an instant hit, with the distinct Indian cheese mixing beautifully with various spices. If you opt for a meal deal – costing a mere Dhs16 – your parathas can be accompanied by dal, raita or chick pea curry.

Best dish: paneer tikka paratha Bill for two: Dhs32 Karama, Dubai, 10am to 3pm and 6pm to11pm. Tel: (04) 3979110

Mamma Mia! Filini, contemporary Italian bar and restaurant serves authentic Italian food. Smart and modern setting, an open-terrace and friendly service.

Italian Chef Thomas Marchi blends exceptional ingredients with traditional cooking methods to conjure an almost 100% Italian experience!

You’ll find Filini at the Radisson Blu Hotel, Abu Dhabi Yas Island Yas Plaza, Yas Island, P.O. Box 93725, Abu Dhabi, UAE info.abudhabi@radissonblu.com Tel: +971 2 656 2000 radissonblu.com/hotel-abudhabi

NEW YEAR, NEW YOU Time to cast off the shackles of 2010 and start afresh.

Whatever your resolution, we’ll keep you on track with some expert advice

Travel more

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. That was Marcel Proust, who was right, THE EXPERT Open Skies’ up to a point. There are, Conor Purcell however, landscapes so breathtakingly beautiful that your current eyes will do just fine. Happily, many of these places are within a few hours flight of the UAE, so you have no excuse not to begin your own voyage of discovery.

DJIBOUTI

Africa’s North East coast is spectacular – pristine beaches, world-class diving and amazing food. Tourists are thin on the ground so prices are cheap and you can enjoy the sights in peace. Chief among these is the awesome Lake Assal, the lowest point in Africa and a bright white salt flat ringed by black volcanic rock. Close by is Lake Ghoubert, home to the youngest volcano in the world, near rock so hot you can boil water on it. This is Africa’s Ground Zero, jagged, raw and thrilling.

Flydubai flies to Djibouti from Dhs2,200

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If you’re looking for adventure in 2011, Open Skies editor Conor Purcell says you should buy your ticket, pack your bags and take off to one of these alternative destinations

SEOUL

Less hectic than Tokyo and cooler than Beijing, the South Korean capital is about as good as an Asian megalopolis gets. Its recent embrace of design (everything from bus stops to office buildings are being created with aesthetics in mind) has tied into a burgeoning arts and culture scene. Add an amazing array of food, great hiking, wonderful temples, reasonable prices and a world-class transport system and Seoul should be on everyone’s Asian ‘to-do list’.

Emirates flies to Seoul daily from Dhs4,500

THE PANJSHIR VALLEY

Yes, it’s in Afghanistan and yes, it’s safe – not to mention beautiful. The Panjshir rises from the Shomali Plain and continues more than 100km north before morphing into the Hindu Kush. The valley offers white water rafting, swimming and trekking along its

banks. The locals are welcoming and there are one or two restaurants by the water’s edge where you can gorge on mutton and naan alongside ageing Mujahideen fighters.

Flydubai flies to Kabul daily from Dhs650. From Kabul book a driver and a guide through Afghan Logistics for the three-hour drive north to Panshir. www.afghanlogisticstours.com

ALEPPO

Forget Beirut, Aleppo in Syria has faded charm in spades, without the tacky renovation that has seen central Beirut turn into an outdoor shopping mall. Aleppo has always been an important trading stop, attracting everyone from Theodore Roosevelt and Kemal Ataturk to Agatha Christie and T.E. Lawrence. They all stayed at Hotel Baron, now slightly shabby but still full of character. Many of Aleppo’s souqs are covered and a Friday morning stroll through the deserted tunnels, the smell of fresh bread in the air, is a magical experience.

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NEW YEAR, NEW YOU

Take up a challenge Three ways to challenge yourself in 2011

SURVIVOR CHALLENGE

SEVEN EMIRATES CYCLE

We’ve already completed the Survivor Challenge and we’ve just signed up to do it again. That’s how good it is. For three months, three times a week former ice skating champ Alena Pask directed her early morning shout at us, emitting such motivational gems as "milk is for babies!" and "the weights aren’t heavy, you guys are!". And it worked. We lost 5kg and would have lost more if we weren’t so slack. The sessions combine boxing, kickboxing, strength training and circuits with prizes throughout the programme and a nutritional regime, essential gear and regular weigh-ins are included.

KO Gym, Dream Tower, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Sun, Tue and Thurs 6am, ladies only 8am, Dhs2,300. Tel: (050) 2861673. www.kopromotions-dubai.com

Why travel abroad to challenge yourself?

Climbing Kilimanjaro is so 2010 (in fact we ran a feature on it). Sign up to the Gulf For Good cycle challenge and you will be able to raise money for charity, see the whole of the UAE from the saddle and meet a rather challenging challenge. You have to be in pretty good shape to go the distance from Al Ain across endless tarmac, bumpy mountain tracks and desolate desert paths to Dubai, but you have plenty of time to turn yourself into the next Lance Armstrong and G4G will provide you with a training schedule, equipment advice and fund-raising ideas.

Nov 27 to Dec 2, Gulf For Good, Dhs2,200, minimum sponsorship Dhs12,000. Tel: (04) 3680222. www.gulf4good.org

WADI BIH RUN

Although various members of the What’s On team are going to be running both the Dubai Marathon and the RAK Half Marathon in the first two months of 2011 (some are running both), we’re still tempted by the Wadi Bih run. We’re just that keen.

But what fool wouldn’t want to camp on the beach at Dibba before waking extremely early and running up Wadi Khab Shamsi. Sign up with a team of five and run about 15km each or, if you’re stark raving bonkers, run the full 72km on your own. Registration closes January 25.

Feb 11, Golden Tulip Hotel, Dibba, from 4am, Dhs150. www.wadibih.com

Meet new people In a town more transient than Heathrow airport, your social group will inevitably swell and wane; some weeks are a festival of fun, while others are barren of banter.

If you’re going through something of a friendship dry spell, or are just a bit sick of your mates, then take some action with our pick of the UAE’s best social groups DUPLAYS Meet fellow sporty sorts at DUPLAYS, which organises leagues for everything from bowling to ultimate Frisbee. www.duplays.com WWW.MEETUP.COM Wowsers. Organised by city, this mammoth website allows you to set up and join groups, as well as contribute to a calendar for your city. The topics are diverse, ranging from the cultural (such as 22 WHAT’S ON JANUARY 2011

Dubai Indie Film Group) to the downright bizarre (see The Carpet Appreciation Meet Up Group – sorry lads). www.meetup.com WWW.SOCIALCIRCLESUAE.COM With over 5,000 member and plenty of

events, this is a good one if you’re new in town. The forums are friendly and you can join (very) special interest groups, such as Social Fire Circles, which meets up to practice playing with fire. Other groups just like to go out for a nice dinner. www.socialcirclesuae.com

NEW YEAR, NEW YOU

Give up smoking Our resident social smoker braves hypnotherapy in an attempt to kick the ciggies

THE VERDICT

I was keen, both to try something I hadn’t tried before and, of course, to quit the ciggies, but I have to admit I was nervous the morning before my session. I didn’t like the Put your hand up idea of losing control. But let me bust one (the one without myth right from the off – hypnotherapy will the cigarette in not leave you in a zombie state in thrall to it) if you enjoy a your therapist. And you will not be made to crafty smoke or 20 bark like a dog. If I was, I could have said no. on a night out or “It’s like that state you’re in in the morning, after dinner and when you’re not asleep but you’re not quite a few glasses of awake,” explained Eileen during our presomething pleasant treatment chat. It was, indeed, just like that. from Argentina.

I was asked why I wanted to give up social H I’m imagining smoking and how much on a scale of one to T E GAR hundreds of digits ten.

Then Eileen explained the purpose of the S E E R reaching for the hypnotherapy and how it would rid me of my clear blue desert skies little problem. right now, and one of them is mine.

To put it simply, the reason I was a social I’ve been promising to quit ‘social smoking’ smoker is that I associated smoking cigarettes for some time. Probably about three years. with having a good time and feeling relaxed, I’ve tried will power, but when it comes to because when I smoked I was with friends this little problem it seems my will is not that and in a positive state of mind. The purpose powerful. Now it’s time to take drastic action. of the hypnotherapy was to break that I’m running a marathon this month. connection – to condition my subconscious So, despite my fear of being made to mind not to associate smoking with having a quack like a duck or something worse, good time, but rather see it as the disgusting I called up Synergy Medical Centre’s habit it truly is. personal development trainer and certified Next time I go out for a drink with my hypnotherapist Eileen Meehan and asked for friends, I simply won’t want to smoke, an appointment. according to Eileen.

There are various professionals at Synergy So what exactly went down in that small that can help with this particular problem. room at the Synergy Medical Centre?

Martine Nates, for example, employs Well, after our initial conversation, I sat in acupuncture techniques to help you quit and a reclining chair (all a little bit Freud, but of Dr Parviz Rashvand a computer programme course it would be), put my feet up and closed called QXCI to reduce cravings, which may my eyes while I was covered with a blanket well appeal to the more scientifically minded. to protect me from the A/C. You have to feel But I’ve always fancied being hypnotised so I completely comfortable. went for that.

First I was asked to imagine a ball of energy First things first, though. This is not magic. travelling through me and relaxing my whole You have to be prepared to work with your body, from head to toe. Then came the time therapist to achieve the result you’re hoping line therapy. Essentially travelling back into for. your past and telling your younger self not “The most important thing is that you do to take up smoking, then into the future to want to quit as we can’t influence anyone see yourself in a situation where you would to do anything that they don’t want to do,” usually smoke, not smoking. warned Meehan.

I don’t want to give the whole game away, The good news is that if you do really want because it’s quite an individual experience. to give up smoking, it should take just one or But you should ‘wake up’ full of energy and two sessions to do the job. in a positive frame of mind. Did it work? So I confirmed that I did indeed want to quit far so good; I’ve been smoke-free ever since. and went off to write a list of reasons why Synergy Medical Centre, Al Wasl Road, Dubai, Dhs500. before our session.

Tel: (04) 3485452. www.synergyctrdubai.com

THREE OTHER WAYS TO RID YOURSELF OF THAT FILTHY HABIT NICOTINE GUM AND PATCHES

If you’re going to use the force to quit, it’s best to have a trusty lightsaber on hand to help you beat your Darth Vader. For the quitter, nicotine gum and patches are your versions of Luke Skywalker’s mighty whooshing weapon.

Super-Care Pharmacy, Dubai Mall, gum Dhs15, patches Dhs76. Tel: (04) 4341687. www.thedubaimall.com

CHAMPIX

This non-nicotine tablet is the trendy quitter’s method of choice at the moment.

The hipster’s method reduces cravings and makes the whole process a lot more comfortable, apparently.

Super-Care Pharmacy, Dubai Mall, Dhs198. Tel: (04) 4341687. www.thedubaimall.com

ACUPUNCTURE

Dubai Herbal And Treatment Centre provides a consultation with a doctor (Dhs300) and tailor acupuncture sessions to help you quit smoking. One session will set you back Dhs200 or you can wage a full on assault on your habit with a package of five sessions for Dhs750.

Dubai Herbal And Treatment Centre, Dubai, Dhs500 to Dhs1,050. Tel: (04) 3351200. www.dubaihtc.com

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NEW YEAR, NEW YOU

Sort your finances We spoke to an expert at Mashreq bank for a five-step programme to staying in control of your finances

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LIVE WITHIN YOUR MEANS, PLAN METICULOUSLY AND PRIORITISE PURCHASES Your living standards should be defined by your income; it’s as simple as that. Grab a notebook, scribble down your income and your outgoings and set out how much you can save for investments and the balance is what the experts call your ‘comfort corpus’ and what we call your fun fund.

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LIMIT THE NUMBER OF CREDIT CARDS YOU HAVE, MAKE PAYMENTS BY THE PAYMENT DUE DATE, KNOW THE INTEREST RATES AND DON’T EXCEED 80 PER CENT OF YOUR CREDIT LIMIT It’s hard to keep track of multiple payment dates and missing payments will cost you money and lower your credit score. Choose one card and cancel the others. And don’t let anyone persuade you signing up to a new card is a good idea.

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PAY BILLS ONLINE If you set up automatic payments online you will never be charged for late payment.

You will also avoid processing fees.

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KEEP ALL THE PAPERWORK You should hold onto all of your statements for two or three years. It will make it easier to manage your expenses and act as a useful reference should any discrepancies arise.

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KNOW YOUR CONSUMER RIGHTS You can find out all about this online at www.consumerrights.ae and if you have any trouble with your bank, you can contact UAE Central Bank Control and Inspection.

UAE Central Bank Control and Inspection.

Tel: (04) 3939777

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INVEST YOUR SAVINGS

INVEST IN PROPERTY

Martin De Waal, head of investment advisory at Emirates NBD Asset Management, answers a few FAQs about investing your hard earned cash

Before you start searching for the perfect investment property check out these price comparisons

What’s the minimum amount we need to start investing?

For monthly contributions Dhs1,800 is a good start. Regular savings tend to be affordable and easily accommodated within your overall budget.

What is diversifying your portfolio?

Diversification is the process by which an investor distributes his or her investible wealth across different asset classes [eg cash, bonds and stocks] in order to reduce risk and improve the quality of returns by providing more stable, less volatile long-term returns.

We hear investing in gold is a good idea right now?

If concerns about the health of the global economy remain high, then gold should continue to perform well. However, a strengthening global economy could lead to significant falls as investors rotate out of this safe haven asset. We believe that the price of gold is no longer attractive at these levels and the downside risk is quite high.

What should we invest in for 2011?

Income generating assets should provide some support for investors in 2011 so our focus would be on high yielding corporate bonds and high dividend paying stocks.

One-bedroom apartment Dubai Marina September 2010 Dhs1,137,105 December 2010 Dhs1,080,626

START AN ART COLLECTION Follow managing director of Dubai’s Meem Gallery, art historian and collector Charles Pockock’s beginner’s guide to art investment I genuinely believe that people should buy art because they love it. That’s the most important thing of all.

You need to go to a number of advisers.

Make sure they have a good, clean reputation in the market and access to a reference library.

There are problems in the region relating to provenance. Is the work original?

It’s important to focus so you become an expert in your own field. If you are collecting, you should specialise.

To understand the art of today you need to have knowledge of the art of yesterday.

Remember that. It’s vital.

If you’ve got Dhs5,000, go and buy lithographs – limited editions prints.

They won’t appreciate as quickly in value as original works of art, but we have Mona Saudi prints, one of the great modern sculptresses of the Arab world, for Dhs3,500.

Go with recognised artists. Is the work held in a major international museum? Is the work published in independent, recognised journals and books? What books have been written about the artist?

Get a collective of three or five or ten friends together, put in $10,000 each, buy the work collectively then flip it in three or five years and share the profit. This works.

If you want to get involved as an investment, this is the best way. www.meem.ae

One-bedroom apartment Downtown Dubai September 2010 Dhs2,047,353 December 2010 Dhs1,628,291 Studio apartment International City September 2010 Dhs281,726 December 2010 Dhs243,947 One-bedroom Motor City September 2010 Dhs681,264 December 2010 Dhs645,768 Three-bedroom villa The Springs September 2010 Dhs2,174,462 December 2010 1,974,350 Statistics provided by www.propertyfinder.ae

NEW YEAR, NEW YOU

Get fit Join one of our three favourite classes and sweat in good company

KINETIC ZOO

Billed as the anti-boot camp, KZ is run by our very own Mr Fitness James Houghton and What’s On marathon guru Chris Miller. The lads promise that the group fitness programmes will change once a month (so you won’t get bored), boost metabolism, increase strength and generally make you feel better. The sessions are just 45 minutes and you will be provided with fat burning meal plans and recipes, recovery and regeneration strategies and a weekly body fat analysis.

These guys don’t mess about.

From Jan 2, Sheikha Hind Bint Maktoum Al Maktoum Sports Hall, Street 25A, off Al Wasl Road, Dubai, Sun, Tue and Thurs 6.15am to 7am, Dhs800 per month. Tel: (050) 4762704. www. theantibootcamp.weebly.com

TRX

Ever fancied becoming a Navy Seal? OK, pretending to be a Navy Seal? Well TRX was created by one of those sea-going hard men who wanted a way to train at any time, wherever he happened to be. We’ve tried it. It’s a strange, springy contraption that can be used to work out any part of your body, anywhere, any time. Or, at one of The Aviation Club’s three weekly sessions.

The Aviation Club, Garhoud, Dubai, Sun, Mon and Wed from 6.15pm, Dhs50 per session. Tel: (04) 2833071. www.aviationclub.ae

CONTENDER MMA

Mixed martial arts (MMA) is the in thing at the moment, probably due to those angry chaps ripping chunks off each other on the TV in the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC). The Contender Mixed Martial Arts Training Centre in Dubai offers you the opportunity to unleash your mean streak in a controlled environment.

Pay a one off Dhs100 joining fee and you can enjoy MMA, Muay Thai and boxing sessions for just Dhs80.

Contender Mixed Martial Arts Training Centre, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, joining fee Dhs100, Dhs80 per session. Tel: (04) 3469990. www. contendermma.com

Detox

It’s the classic resolution. Cut back on your bar bill, give your liver a rest, have the tin of Quality Street wrenched from your clammy grasp and get healthy. Frankly, we can’t be trusted to do it alone, so here are a few programmes to kick-start 2011 the right way

THE ULTIMATE WELLNESS RETREAT

In order to break out of your couch potato routine, a change of scene will help. The Ultimate Wellness Retreat includes six days and five nights at Bab al Shams desert resort, then a final night at Meydan racecourse hotel. Your stay will include full board (with nutritious food, of course), health assessment, use of the pool and spa facilities, group fitness sessions, daily personal training, yoga, tai chi and meditation, private mentoring, inspirational talks, cookery classes, activities including archery, horse riding and falconry, plus star gazing and astrology. This week of wellness aims to see you shed 3 to 5kg and introduces you to health and fitness experts from PTX who will tailor your programme based on the results of your assessment, giving you the know-how to carry on with good diet and regular exercise once you leave the hotel.

From Dhs9,000 per person (based on two people sharing a double room). Tel: (056) 7894026. ultimatewellness@ptxdubai.com

THAI DETOX

The lazy option, this one-hour treatment involves massage and warm herb and mineral compressions to relax and detox muscles. Much more enjoyable than drinking wheatgrass, and more comfortable than colonic irrigation.

Biolite Skin Clinic, Healthcare City, Oud Metha, Dubai, Dhs250. Tel: (04) 2096802

ELECTRO-DERMAL SCREENING

It sounds complicated, but this simple test is one of the most accurate ways of finding out which foods you’re intolerant to. Your skin’s electrical activity is used as a marker for how your body responds to external stimulation, and after a pain-free hour you will have a list of what you should avoid.

The Dubai Mall Medical Centre, Dubai Mall, Dubai, Dhs550. Tel: (04) 4495111

RECIPE Avocado Iced Tea by Jimmy at Zuma Gently detoxifies the liver, with natural sugar for an energy lift Ingredients Half an avocado One lemon 20ml of organic agave syrup Green tea Method Start by steeping the green tea in hot water, making sure to leave it for no more then 30 seconds to avoid a bitter taste. Once infused, allow it to cool down.

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t Peel the avocado, then place it into a mixer glass - ‘muddle’ it with a wooden spoon (do not blend as you want to keep the thick consistency of the avocado).

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NEW YEAR, NEW YOU

Move house

Learn…

We know moving house in this part of the world can be a giant headache (deposits, connections, movers, lost Allen keys…) but for a new lease of life in the UAE, it could be just what you need. And prices are looking good. Here’s the best bargains and latest trends in property for 2011

SERVICED APARTMENTS

JUMEIRAH LAKE TOWERS

They’re furnished, you pay rent monthly, short and long-term contracts are available, bills are usually included, and you get a maid service thrown in. What’s not to like? In the past, it was the price, with one-bed hotel and serviced apartments nearly double the cost of regular one-bed accommodation. With a glut of them on the market, landlords have got realistic and you can live in luxury without a billionaire’s bank balance.

Many of us swapped a few letters last year and relocated from JBR to JLT. However, the next few months are set to see this area blossom (while prices are staying low) with the Metro now open, more shops and hotels on the horizon, and hopefully the ‘lake’ in Jumeirah Lake Towers being sorted. You can pick up a studio for around Dhs40,000, a furnished one-bed for Dhs60,000 and a two-bed for around Dhs75,000.

Our pick: Furnished one-bed in The Greens, 800sqft, Dhs8,000 per month

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Our pick: Furnished one-bed in Indigo Tower, 792sqft, Dhs60,000

HIGH-END NEIGHBOURHOODS

OFF THE BEATEN TRACK

Viewings in areas that have previously been perceived as out of most people’s price range are set to soar in 2011. The end of last year saw Old Town and Palm Jumeirah jump in popularity, with people biding their time to get the bargains.

While Dubai Marina was the big daddy of 2010, renters are now looking for buildings with high quality finish and the cache of living in iconic areas, be it at the base of Burj Khalifa (and in the building itself) or on the Palm.

We all claim to be here to save money, but how’s that working out for you? Ah. Thought so. If you’re really serious about tightening your belt, then moving to cheaper accommodation will have a massive impact on your bank balance. International City will remain popular next year (where you can get a studio for less than Dhs22,000), as will Discovery Gardens, but the buzz in 2011 will be about Al Quoz. Yup, the land of labour camps and art galleries is getting residential.

Our picks: One-bed in 8 Boulevard Walk, Old Town, 938sqft, Dhs65,000 per year One-bed in Royal Oceanic, Palm Jumeirah, 800sqft Dhs55,000 per year

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A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT

Remember that guitar that sat in the corner of your teenage bedroom until you left home? Those dreams of becoming the next Jimmy Page? Well, it’s never too late and Abu Dhabi’s AKM Music Centre offers guitar, piano, drum and bass lessons. After eight, 45-minute sessions and you’ll be caressing that axe like Hendrix.

AKM Music Centre, Hamdan Street, Abu Dhabi, Dhs400. Tel: (02) 6219929. www.akmmusic.net

A LANGUAGE

Parlez-vous Français? Well you should. And there’s no better place to learn than Dubai’s Alliance Française. There are various courses on offer throughout the year from beginner to intermediate. The first course in 2011 starts January 8, with further courses starting in March, May and June.

From Jan 8, Alliance Française, Bur Dubai and Mall of the Emirates, Dubai, Dhs1,500. Tel: (04) 3358712. www.afdubai.com

PHOTOGRAPHY

Gulf Photo Plus offers all manner of photography workshops, but if you’re just starting out visit their website and sign up to Digital Photography – Level 1. Courses start in Abu Dhabi January 7 and Dubai January 14, but they run regularly throughout the year.

From Jan 7, Gulf Photo Plus, various locations Dubai and Abu Dhabi, Dhs730. www.gulfphotoplus.com

ACTING

If you’ve always fancied yourself as an actor, sign up to The Desert Monologues course and test your mettle. The workshops deal with scripts, improvisation and characterisation and at the end of the course you will be given the chance to record your monologues in a studio with professional sound, lighting, make-up and costume.

From Feb 10, Drama Workshops Dubai, DUCTAC, Mall of the Emirates and The Fridge, Al Quoz, Dhs1,500 to Dhs2,000. Tel: (050) 9861761

NEW YEAR, NEW YOU

Improve your image If you open your wardrobe each morning with a sinking feeling, then a bit of expert advice might be in order.

La Vie en Mode helps you chuck out those clothes you should have given up years ago, assists on buying key items, sources tricky to find pieces and offers personal styling.The beauty and brains behind the operation Sonia Sheikh shares her top tips for sorting out your image

THREE ESSENTIAL ITEMS FOR EVERY WOMAN’S WARDROBE BLAZER The beauty of this item is that it does a tango between the masculine and feminine, the formal and the casual, the preppy and the trendy, the smart and the sexy. Buy it oversized or unconstructed to maximise its fashion value.

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LBD There is the classic LBD, and then there is the avant-garde black dress. Own one of both. The first should be a body-hugging Audrey Hepburn sheath style, and the second should be crafted of something utterly unexpected like lace, corduroy, beaded chiffon or leather.

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STILETTOS This shoe combines the emotions of euphoria, admiration, panic and justifiable credit card debt. You can never have enough. The right pair will help define the curvature of your leg, offer height, confidence and sass.

THREE MUST-HAVES FOR MEN TAILORED SUIT NAVY OR GREY Even if you only need a suit a couple of times a year, you’ll be glad to have it on hand when those occasions arise. Navy or grey suits are classic and neutral and can be dressed up or down. You can wear the jacket with jeans for a more casual look, so this is an item worth spending some money on.

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THREE TIPS FOR REVAMPING YOUR EXISTING WARDROBE Reorganise your closet so you can literally see it differently and therefore pair items together like never before. Reverse-engineer your organisation method: if it was by colour, consider organising by type of article; if it was by type of article, consider organising by casual versus glam.

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Develop new ways to wear old items. Use long pearl strands as belts, wear an anklelength skirt as a belted strapless dress, tuck flare pants into boots to create a parachute look... Let your creative juices flow.

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WHITE DRESS SHIRT The quintessential white shirt can be worn a number of ways and goes with everything. Well worth the investment of having it tailored to your size.

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A TIE COLLECTION WHICH REFLECTS YOUR PERSONALITY From Hermès to H&M, bold colours to paisleys, wide to skinny (think Don Draper in Mad Men), you can make this item the staple in your wardrobe and something that people will associate only with you.

La Vie en Mode, Dubai, wardrobe revamping Dhs200 per hour (minimum of two hours). Tel: (056) 6916950. E-mail: stylist@vieenmode.com

Be charitable What can you spare?

AN HOUR

Riding for the Disabled are always looking for volunteers to help with sessions.

You don’t need any experience with horses (although it helps if you’re confident around them) as volunteers simply lead the horse or walk beside it, offering assistance to the students.

There are morning sessions at 9am and 10am and afternoon sessions at 4pm and 5pm on various days through the week. www.rdad.ae

FOOD

Helping Hands regularly puts together care packages for labour camp workers so next time you do your weekly shop, pick up the following; Thai, Jasmin or Biriyani rice, canned fish, tea bags, 1kg of sugar, Nido milk, tomato paste, noodles, cans of lentils, sunflower cooking oil and a packet of sweet biscuits.

Tel: (050) 5671434. www.helpinghandsuae.com

JUNK

Well, maybe not total junk, but if you have furniture or electrical goods that are no longer wanted, then Take My Junk will collect and redistribute to those who need it.

Tel: (050) 1794045. info@takemyjunkuae.com

BOOKS

Get yourself, and assorted possessions (books, toys, DVDs and clothes in good condition), to the Holy Trinity Thrift Store where they are sold for a good cause.

Holy Trinity Church Compound, Oud Metha, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3374947

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FILM Black Swan

How Do You Know

The Fighter

Black Swan

How Do You Know

Paul

WHO?

Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Vincent Cassel, Barbara Hershey, Winona Ryder, Darren Aronofsky (director)

Jack Nicholson, Owen Wilson, Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, Mark Linn-Baker, James L Brooks (writer-director)

Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig, Seth Rogen, Greg Mottola (director)

TAGLINE

‘From the director of The Wrestler’

‘A new comedy from writerdirector James L Brooks’

‘Prepare to meet Paul’

ONCE UPON A TIME...

Top ballerina Nina Sayers (Portman) found herself in line for the lead role in a production of Swan Lake. But fellow dancer Lily (Kunis) also has her eye on the prominent dual part of the Black and White Swans.

Former athlete Lisa Jorgenson (Witherspoon) became one corner of a love triangle when she fell for both ageing corporate type Charles (Nicholson) and top baseball player Matty (Wilson).

Sci-fi convention nerds Graeme and Clive (Pegg and Frost) run into a real genuine extraterrestrial (essayed by Knocked Up’s Rogen).

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Watch a superb celebration of dance that’s also a sublimely twisted psychological thriller.

Remember what a good romantic-comedy looks like.

Watch the new Morecambe and Wise strut their wonderful stuff.

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Previous Darren Aronofsky films like the awesome drug drama Requiem For a Dream and The Wrestler, aka the movie that restored Mickey Rourke to high estate.

As Good As It Gets, a film whose similarity to How Do You Know might have something to do with it also being written and directed

by James L Brooks.

Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz and Spaced, the ace Pegg/Frost sit-com that could been created with guys like Graeme and Clive in mind.

TOP TRIVIA

It took a decade to knock the Black Swan screenplay into shape.

If being an Oscar-winning filmmaker wasn’t impressive enough, James L Brooks also helped create The Simpsons.

Keen to get the part of Paul the alien down, Seth Rogen consulted the prince of performance capture Andy Serkis, who played Gollum in the Lord Of The Rings films and the great ape in King Kong.

WHAT’S ON TEN WORD REVIEW

The film of 2011 might have already arrived.

It’s nothing new, but it’s hard to fault the execution.

Can our favourite Brits succeed in alien territory?

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FILM | NEW RELEASES The Green Hornet

The Mechanic

The Fighter

The Green Hornet

The Mechanic

My Soul To Take

Mark Wahlberg, Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Melissa Leo, Frank Renzulli, David O Russell (director)

Seth Rogen, Cameron Diaz, Edward Furlong, Christoph Waltz, Jay Chou, Michel Gondry (director)

Jason Statham, Donald Sutherland, Ben Foster, Mini Anden, Tony Goldwyn, Simon West (director)

Max Thieriot, John Magaro, Denzel Whitaker, Zena Grey, Nick Lashaway, Wes Craven (writerdirector)

‘A new film from the director of Three Kings’

‘Can’t you feel the buzz?’

‘Someone has to fix the problems’

‘Only one has the power to save their souls’

‘Irish’ Micky Ward (Wahlberg) found himself transformed from journeyman to world title contender by his half-brother Dicky Eklund (Bale).

Suave newspaper publisher Britt Reid (Rogen) decided that writing about crime wasn’t enough. His plan? To tackle the problem head on ‘neath the guise of The Green Hornet.

Veteran assassin Arthur Bishop (Statham) decided that the best way to get back at the men who killed his boss Harry McKenna (Sutherland) was to train up his mentor’s son Steve (Foster).

Serial killer The Riverton Ripper returned from the dead to murder seven teens born the night he died.

See a corking sports movie whose improbable storyline is that much more remarkable for being true.

See a superhero movie that’s in no danger of taking itself too seriously.

Spend a couple of hours finding out whether Jason Statham measures up to Charles Bronson, star of the original Mechanic.

Watch a once great horror director destroy the legacy of his greatest creation, the sweaterwearing, talon-twirling Freddy Krueger Esquire.

Priceless pugilism pictures such as Raging Bull. And if you enjoyed David O Russell’s Gulf War comedy Three Kings, you’ll long to go 12 rounds with The Fighter.

The Iron Man pictures, since they’re also films in which the hero is unlikely to collapse under the weight of his own worthiness.

Previous Statham slugfests such as the Transporter and Crank pictures.

Poor slashathons such as I Know What You Did Last Summer.

Boxing fans should keep an eye out for cameos from Sugar Ray Leonard, Roy Jones Jr and George Foreman.

Jay Chou, who plays Reid’s partner Cato, is a hugely popular singer in his native Taiwan.

The Mechanic is based on that rarest of things, a Michael Winner film that’s actually quite entertaining.

Rogue Pictures sought to promote My Soul To Take by orchestrating a fake stabbing at the film’s premiere. Amazingly, no one lost their job over this tasteless fiasco.

The Fighter is Mark Wahlberg’s best movie since Boogie Nights.

The action’s hum-drum, but the jokes have some sting.

Could The Mechanic secure Statham’s position on the action A-list?

Here’s hoping Wes Craven has an encounter with Mr Krueger.

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EATING OUT When it comes to what we put in our stomachs we at What’s On don’t do new year resolutions, especially when we’re eating out. We deserve to treat ourselves after securing an exclusive interview with Jamie Oliver (p12), after all. So in this, our first Eating Out of 2011, we have changed not a sausage. We ate a lot of dessert at multi-Michelin starred chef Yannick Alléno’s new French restaurant Stay By Yannick Alléno (p32), devoured plate after plate of meat heavy Middle Eastern grub at round the clock restaurant Zaroob (p34) and visited Souk Al Bahar’s wonderful Farmers’ Market (p36). Plus The Critic on the foodie trends he’d like to see in 2011 (p38) and what we thought of the burger at BoHouse (p39). Happy new year to you all. And remember, if seconds are offered, always accept.

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On the menu

Stay by Yannick Alléno

A trio of tasty morsels to fill your new year belly THE STEAKS AREN’T HIGH Few things warm the cockles like a carvery. A traditionally English feast, forget the roadside restaurants so sadly associated with the meaty meal and have lunch at The Exchange Grill, where you can pile your plate with wagyu beef rump or the daily special (roast lamb, chicken, tuna or salmon), carved at your table.

You’ll also get a house salad and your choice of garlic mashed potato or jalapeno creamed corn, all for Dhs99. And if you go on Sunday or Monday, it’s buy one carvery get one free.

The Exchange Grill, The Fairmont, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, Sun to Thurs 12.30pm to 3.30pm. Tel: (04) 3118316 WINE FOR DHS39 We love Terra Firma, but it has completely stolen our hearts with this grape-soaked offer. Visit this top-notch steakhouse for a two-course meal during January and February and you can add free flowing red or white wine for an extra Dhs39. Yup, you read that right, less than Dhs40 for unlimited vino.

Until end of Feb, Terra Firma, Al Badia Golf Club, Festival City, Dubai, Sun to Tue 7pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 7011127 FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS SEVILLE’S! To celebrate its tenth birthday, Seville’s isn’t just having a cake – it’s sharing the love with you guys. Throughout January the lovely Latinos are offering selected Torres wines for Dhs10 per glass, Spanish beers for Dhs10 and a selection of tapas priced at Dhs10. Do you see a pattern yet? Even better, everyone who dines there this month could win a trip to Spain.

Seville’s, Wafi, Oud Metha, Dubai, daily from noon to 1am on Sat, Sun and Mon and 2am on Tue, Wed, Thurs and Fri. Tel: (04) 3244777 32 WHAT’S ON JANUARY 2011

Michelin-starred chef Yannick Alléno brings another French restaurant to Dubai.

But can it compete?

There are already a lot of French restaurants in Dubai. Good ones at that. So one would think that opening yet another Gallic culinary emporium to do battle with the likes of Reflets par Pierre Gagnaire, Traiteur and What’s On favourite La Petite Maison would be a prospect to daunt even the most self assured chef.

Add to that the fact that Stay

by Yannick Alléno, or rather the lavish new One&Only hotel it calls home, sits a good 15 minute drive down the trunk and around the West Crescent of The Palm and you begin to see how the odds were stacked against the multi-Michelin starred chef from the get-go.

But that’s just it; Yannick Alléno is no run of the mill onion chopper. Chef at Le Maurice, the Parisian restaurant awarded its third Michelin star in 2007, he is one of the most touted talents in The City of Light. And he doesn’t do things by halves.

Alléno has had a hand in all three of the One&Only’s restaurants. Zest serves up Middle Eastern fare, 101 is a more relaxed Mediterranean affair, while Stay

– the only one of the three that carries the Frenchman’s name – is his pièce de résistance.

The interior is certainly impressive. Done out in black and white with silver chairs and purple velvet booths decked with cushions and boasting a ‘pastry library’ – Stay’s speciality – it rivals Pierre Gagnaire’s Reflets in the fancy pants stakes. But does the food measure up? And is it worth travelling to the farthest reaches of The Palm for?

Well, it all started off nicely with a delicate eel and potato salad consisting of a handful of diced beetroot, several pieces of potato and too few cubes of the deliciously smoked fish. Smoked eel is one of the most delectable flavours known to man, you have to agree – and this was drizzled with a beetroot mousse, which was more of a thin sauce, really.

The ‘modern riviera salad’ was a traditional salade Niçoise presented slightly differently or brought up to date, depending on your perspective, by sitting the ingredients on three halves of crunchy gem lettuce rather than the customary bed. Otherwise all

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the usual suspects were present – ripe cherry tomatoes, olives, potatoes, green beans, hard-boiled egg and canned tuna (seared loin would have given it an edge).

Mains, we have to say, were a little disappointing. A roasted duck breast cooked rare wasn’t bad by any stretch of the imagination, yet it lacked that silky richness that characterises the best of birds. But endives soaked in an orange sauce gave it a little extra zing. Then there was the Dublin Bay prawn ravioli that sounded so promising. The pasta was cooked to perfection, but there wasn’t a trace of lemon in the lemon butter sauce and as a result the dish tasted solely of butter.

Simply too rich.

Thankfully a jolly sommelier, friendly waiter and dessert, or rather desserts, saved the day.

You can visit the pastry library and see your meal’s finale being prepared. We just sat back until presented with a yard of the finest looking puddings we’ve seen in a long while. They’re only Dhs45 each and the best of them were a meringue snowball filled with cold fruit sorbet, a sweet quince confit tart, a Pims (a giant Jaffa Cake) and a mille feuille boasting beautifully brittle pastry. Worth the trip alone.

Stay. Should you go? Yes.

Need to know Location: One&Only, The Palm, Dubai Tel: (04) 4401010 Web: www.thepalm. oneandonlyresorts.com Open: Tue to Sun 7pm to 11pm Cuisine type: French Must eat: smoked eel and potato salad Bill for two: Dhs600 (without alcohol)

In tweet form… Dubai’s newest French restaurant just about competes with the big boys offering some of the best desserts in the UAE. Follow us at WhatsOnDubai and WhatsOnAbuDhabi

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A taste of things to come

Zaroob

Hotter than a sizzling plate of fajitas, here’s our pick of this month’s new openings

We can imagine the boardroom meetings when a new hotel arrives here. “We want an Asian restaurant.” “Yes sir, we’ll put some bamboo up and maybe some Chinese characters on the wall”.

“Very good, I’d also like an English pub.” “No problem sir, some dark wood, stained glass and old signage coming right up”.

In a land where so much of our dining out takes place in almost always five-star hotels, when an independent spot opens it is worth a visit. We went to Zaroob with two pals on a ten-hour stopover in Dubai (“Just show us around, there’s nothing we particularly want to see”. Awesome…) who had never sampled Arabic food before and one admitted that meat feast pizzas had been a staple for the last two years. Tough crowd.

Luckily, upon entering we were collectively wowed by the décor – vast walls covered in graffiti murals, raw wood shelving, gorgeous fabrics and an impressive open kitchen with various ovens roaring. There’s dining upstairs, a casual bar set-up on the ground floor and a nice little spot on the pavement nestled between skyscrapers, which is where we headed.

Torn between wanting to show the newbies some old faithfuls (lemon mint and cheese saj) and exploring the extensive Levant menu, we ordered far too much from the bandana’d waiter and watched as platter after platter arrived. Hummous and haloumi obviously made an appearance, with the show stolen by man’oushe flatbread with lamb, herbs and freshly squeezed lemon, which was initially ordered to keep the meat feast lover happy. Falafel with tahini, cheese saj, meat shawarma with pomegranate molasses, paper-thin pastry filled with cream cheese and honey, foul with ‘add your own tomato, red onion and spring onions’, saj with nutella and

KABABS & KURRIES We love kebabs. We love curries.

We’re not fans of bad spelling, but will put that aside in favour of a plateful of spicy goodness.

Adding to the vast array of outlets in The Souk at Abu Dhabi’s Central Market development, this place will fuel your shopping or tempt you out of the house for an Indian feast.

The Souk, Central Market, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6282522 BURGERFUEL New Zealand favourite Burgerfuel will be opening a mammoth 15 restaurants in the UAE, adding to its outlet on The Walk at JBR. Serving grass-fed, meat burgers, malt shakes and signature ‘spud fries’ this chain has clearly got its sights set on overtaking Fat Burger for our affections. We’ll let you know how it gets on.

Burger Fuel, The Walk, JBR, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4458220. www.burgerfuel.com SUGAR DADDY’S Thought the cupcake craze was on the way out? Wrong.

If anything, 2011 will see the diabetic’s enemy further covering the UAE in candycoloured frosting. The latest is Sugar Daddy’s stall in Iconic, the awesome concept store in Deira City Centre. Buy some jeans, pick up some homewares, have lunch at Wild Ginger and a take cupcake home.

Sugar Daddy’s, Iconic, Deira City Centre, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3448202

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A stylish new star on Sheikh Zayed Road

caramelised bananas, all bursting with freshness and enthusiasm, and each dish impressing more than the last. It’s fair to say the outof-towners were stunned.

After being a little, well, gung-ho with the ordering we were braced for a stonking great bill. Not so. A mere Dhs5 for five falafel, Dhs6 for shawarma, Dhs16 for a plateful of salty grilled haloumi, and that lamb man’oushe for Dhs16. In fact, the most expensive item on the menu was the Zaroob cocktail (Dhs39), which we were recommended as ‘both a drink and a dessert’, an explosion of avocado, strawberry and mango juice topped with the entire Spinneys fruit section that succeeded in terrifying our guests as they tentatively picked grapes from it while exchanging fearful glances.

Don’t get us wrong, the food is knockout, the prices superb and

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service winning, but what charmed our socks off was Zaroob’s style.

Simply unlike anywhere else in the UAE, its blend of regional inspiration, touches like the metal buckets for bathroom sinks and casual flair means this bijou restaurant shines like a little beacon of hope for other independents from the base of yet another anonymous skyscraper. Oh, and it will be open 24 hours soon. Those five-stars better look out.

Need to know Location: Jumeira Tower, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai Tel: (04) 3276060 Open: daily 6am to 4am Cuisine: Levant Must eat: Kofta man’oushe Bill for three: Dhs180

In tweet form… One of the most unique restaurants to open for ages. Arrive hungry and prepare to leave Zaroob a loyal fan. Follow us at WhatsOnDubai and WhatsOnAbuDhabi

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Market day The Baker & Spice UAE Farmers’ Market at Souk Al Bahar is back, offering local, seasonal produce from farms across the Emirates. We spent a morning sniffing fresh basil while, Yael Mejia, the woman behind the market told us why it’s madness not to eat local Why did you start the Farmers’ Market?

Two years of sitting here and crying over the stuff people were eating. Watching what the supermarkets were selling made me realise that people place no value on produce that is grown here in the UAE. A farmer selling his produce like this is an old way of life that needs to be brought back to remind people where their food comes from. It doesn’t grow in plastic on a supermarket shelf.

Why do you think that is?

Urban societies are so removed from food and where it comes

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Yael Majia at her stall

Going shopping with Rivington Grill's Liz Stephenson

from that they’ve forgotten when it grows. So they’re happily buying plums in the supermarket that are six months old at the moment and the apples are a year old. People don’t know that so the supermarkets can do what they want.

People just aren’t thinking about these things?

The Internet is there. Information is there. How can you not think about something you are forced to do three times a day? But some people don’t, and supermarkets are the result. Simple as that. People have ceded responsibility for their health and their daily bread to global business with an innocence

and complete abandon and those global businesses have then gone on to abuse it.

So why should people be eating local?

For their health, for the flavour.

The produce at the Farmers’ Market gets picked at the right moment because the journey from field to plate is reduced by a factor of 1,000. So nothing has to be picked unripe then go through picking, packing, storing, shipping; 3,000 hands with everyone wanting a cut. It leaves more money in your pocket.

Isn’t that a good reason? It’s good for the environment. Isn’t that a good reason? Do you have to eat

strawberries that come here on an aeroplane? No. Is it possible to eat regional all year round?

You could only eat regional produce, yes. An area called The Fertile Crescent, just north of here, is where agriculture began.

Local, no. The season runs from December to April or May and that’s it. Then it all dies down.

But then the rest of the region starts producing. So India, Iran, Afghanistan, Lebanon and Syria all burst into bloom.

And right now?

The winter season is wonderful.

Now everything is available. The rest of the time I buy from Oman,

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Time to cook Rivington Grill head pastry chef Liz Stevenson shows us what to do with our fresh, seasonal ingredients

WHAT’S ON'S SHOPPING BASKET L Two Two tomatoes (Abu Dhabi

Organics, Dhs2)

L Bunch of chives (Abu

Dhabi Organics, Dhs10)

L Six eggs (Abu Dhabi

Organics, Dhs10) Mixed peppers (Abu Dhabi Organics, Dhs30) Purple spinach (Abu Dhabi Organics, Dhs9) Granola (Baker & Spice, Dhs18) Laban (Abu Dhabi Organics, Dhs20) Award-winning honey (Abu Dhabi Organics, Dhs100) L Box of dried dates (Abu Dhabi Organics, Dhs20) L L L L L

OMELETTE INGREDIENTS One tbsp olive oil, four eggs, one tomato, three or four chives, salt and pepper

wonderful agriculture there. I buy from India, Lebanon, Syria and Jordan. Why do I have to buy from the USA and Australia?

And how should regular consumers shop?

People should go to markets instead of shopping clinically.

In the Deira fruit and veg market you’ll find regional food.

Carrefour does a lot of regional stuff. The French love their food and these guys have done their homework. And read the labels.

Simple.

Fridays, UAE Farmers’ Market, next to Baker & Spice, Souk Al Bahar, Dubai, 10am to 5pm. Tel: (04) 4252240. www.bakerandspiceme.com

METHOD Blanch the tomato in boiling water for 30 seconds and submerge in ice water. Peel off the skin, quarter, remove the seeds and dice into small pieces. Chop the chives and set aside. Break the eggs into a bowl and season with the salt and pepper. Do not over mix the eggs, as this will be done in the pan. Heat a small saucepan over a medium heat with the olive oil. Add the eggs and mix with a fork, moving quickly. Allow the base to set slightly and place the tomatoes and chives on top. Fold half of the omelette on top of itself and continue to cook until the centre is just set (not runny, but nice and loose).

purple spinach, 30g goats’ cheese, cut into small cubes, pinch of sea salt and cracked black pepper to taste.

METHOD Slice the peppers in half and remove the seeds and inner white flesh. Cut into large cubes. Place in a bowl with the basil. Tear the basil, rather than chop it, as this will spare the leaves from bruising.

Wilt the spinach in a steamer, microwave, or on top of a small cooling rack placed over a pan of boiling water. Remove from heat, cool and place in the salad. Add the goats’ cheese and drizzle with olive oil. Season with sea salt and cracked black pepper.

GRANOLA INGREDIENTS 100g (one cup) of granola, 150g (just over a cup) of laban, one tbsp honey, 20 to 30g (four to five pieces) chopped dried dates METHOD Place the granola in the base of a bowl, pour the laban over top and drizzle with honey. Add the chopped dates.

SALAD INGREDIENTS 150g mixed peppers (red, yellow, green, purple or orange), five leaves of torn fresh basil, 20 to 30gm JANUARY 2011 WHAT’S ON 37

THE CRITIC

James Brennan knows food. Having written on everything from bhajis to burgers for a string of international publications, James is now the Middle East chairman of the World’s 50 Best Restaurants judging panel.

Don’t miss his monthly musings every issue.

A year ends and another begins, and the restaurant world girds its metaphorical loins for another 12 months of grub. It wouldn’t be an act of clairvoyance to predict what chefs and restaurateurs have got in store for us this year. But here are five food trends that I’d like to see in 2011.

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The abolition of culinary foam

Yes, yes, we all know that it’s used to bolster the flavour of a dish without bulking it up with thick sauces and heavy reductions, but does it have to be used on every plate? Foam may have been developed by molecular genius Ferran Adria, but he’s been copied for far too 38 WHAT’S ON JANUARY 2011

long by seemingly every two-bit chef from Jumeirah to Jakarta.

It’s no longer innovative or impressive. Besides, it looks vile.

At best it’s like the scum left on a beach after a chemical spillage; at worst it looks like something hocked up by a Jebel Ali docker.

Let’s call it a day, shall we?

I want them to wait on me, not chat me up, sit on my lap and then spoon-feed me. Wire them up to some kind of electric shock equipment and give me a button.

As soon as they come too close, or ask me if I’m enjoying my meal the second I place a huge forkful of steak into my mouth, zap! A few well-placed volts should put things right.

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Lay off the hammour

It’s overfished and overused, so isn’t it about time some high-profile restaurants gave the poor hammour a bit of a breather? Make it your new year’s resolution not to eat hammour for at least 12 months, and perhaps they’ll get the message.

Go easy on the Knowing my luck, the new tuiles craze for 2011 will be Peruvian In case you don’t know More local hammour in culinary foam ingredients them by name, tuiles are wafers, with a nougatine tuile wedged Sounds so simple, doesn’t which these days appear to up its backside, delivered by a adorn every single dessert on the it? But something odd is going psychopathically over-familiar face of the planet. I have nothing on with locally grown ingredients waiter, but you can always hope. from the estimated 40,000 against them in theory, but they farmers in the UAE. Most of are often badly executed and totally superfluous. Biscuit tuiles, their produce is exported, while the majority of the food we eat when used appropriately, I can is imported. I understand that tolerate. But all too frequently I some items can’t be grown here, find sticky, stodgy tuiles made from sugar or nougatine, sticking but until we start promoting and respecting the locally grown stuff out of a scoop of perfectly good we’ll have a carbon footprint like ice cream, like a flap of peeled Sasquatch in moon boots. paint that’s fallen off a damp ceiling. And if I really want to clog my teeth up with gunk, I’ll chew on a tube of superglue.

Thanks.

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The correction of overly attentive waiters

They perform a vital service, but

“IT’S LIKE THE SCUM LEFT ON A BEACH AFTER A CHEMICAL SPILLAGE; AT WORST IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING HOCKED UP BY A JEBEL ALI DOCKER”

BoHouse A surprisingly good late opening restaurant with an arty streak There are a few decent places to grab a bite to eat on The Walk, but even if there weren’t, every café, burger joint and coffee house would still be overrun with hungry punters.

The kilometre-long stretch running roughly from Le Royal Méridien hotel to the Sheraton Jumeirah Beach Resort backs on to JBR; prime real estate for those living the Dubai dream.

The Walk is where you go for a twilight stroll, pre-beach breakfast or a convenient evening nibble.

So why, with a few notable exceptions such as The Butcher Shop and Grill and, at a push, Pizza Express, is it so difficult to find good food outside of the hotels?

We don’t have the answer, unfortunately, but we have found another establishment to add to that short list of notable exceptions.

BoHouse looks like a trendy contemporary art gallery on the inside – very white, lots of shiny plastic – but you should take a table on the sizeable outdoor terrace, despite the regrettable view of the beach car park.

Of the two appetisers we enjoyed, the shrimp cakes were the real surprise. Light and springy and not at all rubbery as they often can be. The veggie quesadilla weren’t bad either – a nice sharing plate. We made a terrific mess with the sloppy beef burger (a multi napkin job), but served with onions and tomatoes, it was a fair crack at the classic Yank sarnie and came with some fine French fries.

From the salads menu we chose the intriguing breaded calamari on fattoush, which was precisely as promised –

crispy deep fried squid rings atop a decent rendering of the ubiquitous Lebanese salad. We washed it all down with what was perhaps the best strawberry shake in Dubai – real strawberries and thick icecream – and finished things off with a shared blueberry cheesecake constructed of delightfully cheesy cream cheese and an unfortunate sponge base in place of the traditional biscuity bottom.

Need to know Location: The Walk, Dubai Marina, Dubai Tel: (04) 4298655 Web: www.bohousecafe. com Open: Sun to Thurs 8am to 12.30am, Fri and Sat 8am to 1am Cuisine type: various Must eat: shrimp cakes Bill for two: Dhs280 JANUARY 2011 WHAT’S ON 39

ARTS

Puck-er Up This month, UK drama group Shakespeare 4 Kids returns to Dubai with its acclaimed production of one of the Bard’s best-loved comedies, A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Leading man Noel Andrew Harron tells us more

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Another of Shakespeare’s comedies gets a Dubai makeover next month. Much Ado About Nothing is one of the Bard’s bestloved plays. A tale of romance, deception and, ultimately, the triumph of love, sweet love, this performance by homegrown not-for-profit theatre troupe Dubai Drama Group, promises to be one of the highlights of February’s arts calendar.

Feb 10 to 12, Kilachand Studio Theatre, Ductac, Mall of the Emirates, Sheik Zayed Road, Dubai.

Tel: (04) 3414777. www.ductac.org

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You’re playing Puck, the court jester to the king and queen of the fairies who gets up to lots of mischief…

He’s a green hobgoblin in our production – green, glittery and a little bit manic. I play him like he’s having fun and gets confused quite easily. He runs about the stage and makes a mess, but all in all he’s having fun while doing it. Shakespeare wrote Puck as an extreme character. Because he’s a supernatural being there’s no set way of playing him, and because I am a physical, comic actor, I play on the manic, crazy side of him.

Do you still use Shakespeare’s text or adapt to more modern English?

I would say that it’s about 50:50. We colloquialise quite a bit of it – it’s keeping to the story, but adapting the language so the children understand. We try and make our productions as accessible as possible, to appeal to the kids. We try to go to their level and talk to them, not talk at them.

Shakespeare’s generally seen as being quite adult – what’s the appeal for kids?

I think he is appealing to everyone. He talks about love, death, he’s got all these things that appeal to people of any age or any nationality.

It’s just brilliant storytelling. Even though the language can be difficult, we try to update it so they want to go and investigate it more. People may think we’re dumbing down the Bard, but we’re not, we’re just trying to give a sample of it so they’ll want to investigate it themselves.

Do you make any other adjustments to appeal to a younger audience?

I think everyone in the cast brings their own stamp to their characters. There are also special effects and contemporary references.

What, like a touch of Lady GaGa? Yeah, pretty much! Myself and Bottom [the character Puck turns into a half-donkey in the play], we do go off on a tangent sometimes.

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Future perfect Progress on Abu Dhabi’s Saadiyat Island’s cultural district continues apace with the unveiling of award-winning architect Lord Norman Foster’s design for the Zayed National Museum. Built to showcase the life and achievements of the UAE’s founding president Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nayhan and the history of the UAE, the sweeping design (five pavilions rising up to 124 metres above the Arabian Gulf ) is intended to represent the feathers of a falcon’s wing. Promising to be a model of sustainable development, the museum is due for completion in 2014, and it will form the centrepiece of the Saadiyat Island development, alongside the Guggenheim Abu Dhabi and the Louvre Abu Dhabi. www.tdic.ae

Millennium falcon National Day inspires us all in different ways, but for Lebanese designer Pierre Abboud it was the source of an idea to create The Falcon’s Nest, the sculpture recently erected in Downtown Burj Khalifa. Standing seven metres high and up to 24 metres in length, the white wooden structure is designed to represent the great power of the "multicultural force" that is the modern UAE.

With Puck, it’s more like he’s a pantomime comic who’s very appealing to the kids.

It does sound a bit like panto…

Maybe a bit – just to alleviate some of the stress of Shakespeare. Engaging the audience with stuff they’ll recognise and know makes it that little bit more interesting for them.

We’re cheating in a way, because in between all the fun it’s like, ‘By the way kids, this is Shakespeare.’ We get an amazing response from the audience – it’s not just children, adults really like the show. It’s fun, it’s hysterical in bits. All in all you’re there to enjoy yourself – it’s a comedy at the end of the day.

Jan 10 to 13, Centrepoint Theatre, Ductac, Mall of the Emirates, Sheik Zayed Road, Dubai, Dhs150. Tel: (04) 3414777. www.ductac.org

Word up Pecha Kucha, the interactive multimedia forum that invites individuals and groups from the creative worlds to show off their projects and ideas prepares for its ninth outing on January 19 at Dubai’s The Third Line gallery. As ever, participants must stick to PK’s 20x20 rule (20 slides discussed for only 20 seconds each), giving each speaker just over six and a half minutes to get their message across. Concise and to the point – just the way we like it. www.thethirdlinegallery.com

Five minutes with...

Kais Salman Syrian painter Kais Salman is the focus of a solo show at Ayyam Gallery DIFC

The show’s called Material World.

What does the title say about your work?

Like it or not we all live in a world that is becoming more and more materialistic.

I consider myself a spiritual person, but at the same time I dream of buying an Audi. I dream of living in a big house with a 1,000sqm studio. It is this contradiction between spirituality and materialism that is inside me every day that I am trying to portray.

How does your background impact upon your work?

I think Eastern cultures in general are living a debate between older, more spiritual lives and new Western ideas.

As an artist living in Syria, I am also torn between the East and West and I think that is portrayed in my art.

Your painting is attracting worldwide recognition – how does that impact upon you as an artist?

It makes me spend more time in my studio and worry more about each piece I produce.

Your work is often called provocative – do you see it that way?

I think my work could be shocking and provocative, but I hope in a funny, satirical and positive way.

Describe your current artistic direction in three words...

Enjoyable, funny, satirical.

Until Jan 15, Ayyam Gallery DIFC, Gate Village, Building 3, DIFC, off Zebeel Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4392395 JANUARY 2011 WHAT’S ON 41

ARTS

Five to see

ÅANCESTRAL SPACE  TRANSLATED IDENTITY

The second of Mojo’s compelling four-exhibition series dedicated to contemporary art from Africa and the Diaspora this exhibition focuses on artists who draw from both their traditions and modern art to stake a new claim on representations of modern Africa.

Fascinating stuff from a part of the world – and the UAE’s cultural mix – that has until now been woefully underrepresented.

Jan, Mojo Gallery, Unit 33, Al Serkal Avenue, Street 8, Al Quoz, Dubai.

Tel: (04) 3477388. www.themojogallery.com

ÑRESIDUA

ÅTHE BRIGHT SIDE OF THE BONES

With its apparent emphasis on human remains, this solo show by emerging Emirati artist Maisoon Al Saleh might at first glance appear macabre, but is in fact a study into life – how our bodies carry our stories, culturally, historically and personally. Her vision is not fully realised yet, perhaps, but this show marks her as one to watch.

Jan 18 to Feb 2, Gallery of Light, Ductac, Mall of the Emirates, Sheik Zayed Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3414777. www.ductac.org

The second in a series of revolving exhibitions at this impressive new Sharjah gallery, Residua features pieces from the private collection of Barjeel founder Sultan Sooud alQassemi. It throws a spotlight on work from both established and rising stars of the UAE and Middle Eastern art scene, including Youssef Nabil and Jeffar Khaldi.

Until Feb, Barjeel Art Foundation, Al Maraya Centre, Sharjah.

Tel: (06) 5566555. www. barjeelartfoundation.com

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Last chance to catch this impressive round-up of mid-20th century American greats, including Ed Ruscha, Cy Twombly and UAE favourite Andy Warhol, brought together from the private collection of one the leading gallerists of our time, Larry Gagosian. Yet another taste of things to come at Abu Dhabi’s soon-to-be cultural hub.

Until Jan 24, Manarat Al Saadiyat, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6435781. www.artsabudhabi.ae 42 WHAT’S ON JANUARY 2011

ÅEDUCATING THE HORSE

Art and politics meet in Nicky Nodjoumi’s first solo show in the UAE. Slightly surreal, apparently incongruous imagery of encounters between (a well-dressed) man and beast form the metaphor for the Iranian artist’s musings on the relationship between East and West in layered references to situations and events drawn from the daily news.

Until Jan 14, Gallery IVDE, Al Serkal Avenue, Street 8, Al Quoz, Dubai.

Tel: (04) 3235052. www.ivde.net

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Behind the Bard

His plays have been translated into every living language and are performed more than any other playwright in history – it’s probably fair to say that William ‘the Bard’ Shakespeare needs little introduction. But as profound and prolific as he was (about 38 plays and four times as many sonnets alone), the man himself remains steeped in intrigue and mystery. It’s agreed that he was born in Stratford-upon-Avon in the UK in 1564, where he married Anne Hathaway aged 18, before heading to London as one of the King’s Players theatre troupe and finding fame. The idea that the man who, by the 18th century had widely come to be known as the greatest playwright of all time, could have come from such humble origins, however, has lead to countless claims over the years that Shakespeare was a front for another writer (or writers). In a series of plot twists worthy of the great man himself, English writers from Francis Bacon to Christopher Marlow have all been mooted as the 'real' Shakespeare over the years. These days, however, such considerations generally rest alongside man never walking on the moon in the dustbin of conspiracy theories and it’s generally believed that, give or take a few possible early collaborations, his writing was his and his alone. Either way, the work lives on – and that’s entirely as it should be.

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Stylish laptops Why shouldn’t accessorising extend to our technology? BlackBerrys and iPhones have their own little rubber and knitted outfits, but laptops are taking it that step further with HP collaborating with snow sports brand Rossignol to create the his and hers HP Pavilion DV6 Rossignol editions, complete with graffiti-style graphics on the casing (and matching skis). Sony Vaio has always lead the PC pack with its ‘lifestyle’ approach, and the new super-light (and super-expensive) P-Series with its eight-inch screen is the latest addition to the colourful family, while Acer’s Aspire One Happy comes in sickly sweet tones (one for the girls) and merrily juggles both Android and Windows 7. So which one should you get? The one that matches your T-shirt, of course.

HP Pavilion DV6 Rossignol editions, price TBC

Sony Vaio P-series, from Dhs4,850

Shambler says...

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The Acer is my pick of the bunch. It’s slim, it’s portable, but more importantly, it dual-boots Windows and Google’s Android operating system and gives you the best of both. So there’s Windows for desktop-like productivity plus Android for onthe-go mobile smarts and for squeezing extra juice out of the battery.

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Acer Aspire One Happy, from Dhs1,400

Sophia says...

Got a fashion question for Sophia?

E-mail editor-wo@motivate.ae

We drag the oh-so stylish Sophia Triantafillou away from the helm at Emirates Woman into the grubby What’s On office to answer your wardrobe woes

My daughter hates the way I dress – she says I dress too young for my age. I am nearing 50 and think I look great. Do I have to stop wearing mini skirts and vest tops?

Margaret, Dubai Marina.

Yes and yes. Mini skirts should be forbidden, just like any short shorts, over the knee boots and off the shoulder tops. Not even Donna Karan gets away with it.

I am sure you do look great, but there is a time when you have to give these items to charity and start purchasing new, age appropriate pieces. You can still show off your body and be sexy, it’s just a matter of choosing the right items and remembering less (flesh) is more. Swap the mini for just above the knee length and get a great white shirt that can look superb with a skirt for work or jeans on the weekend.

Leave anything of the mini variety to younger ladies.

Skirt by Camilla and Marc at Valleydez

What’s your advice for winter dressing in the UAE? I’m fed up with the lack styles in Dubai for men’s clothes, which seem better suited to boys, not men.

Francois, Downtown Dubai.

This is a cry I hear from many men in the UAE. You all seem to be fine with suits, as we

have some of the best tailors in the world on our doorstep, but when it comes to casual wear it all seems a little too tight and bright. The only way to approach this is to trawl the malls. The Dubai Mall and Mall of the Emirates have some of the larger department stores, so you’ll find greater variety there.

Avoid the high street – a lot of these stores do catwalk knock offs and the result isn’t pretty.

My friends have told me that I don’t dress well. I have loads of clothes in my wardrobe, but problems arise when I have to put them together – especially at the weekend.

Paul, Sharjah.

Think classics. For example, it’s just not possible to go wrong with blue jeans and a polo. If you have a night on the town planned, go for jeans, shirt and a jacket – it's foolproof. Just don’t go too crazy on patterns or bright colours, as I imagine this is where you are going wrong. Keep away from trainers by night and opt for a loafer (muted tone) or dress shoe instead.

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MIND & BODY

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placed on key body parts, along the spine and in the palms of the hands to relax muscles so the therapist can bust deep knots without using excessive pressure. The warmth is obviously comforting, but is also known to Abu Dhabi at rush hour. A hastily printed map help with problems such as back pain and in hand, which soon ends up under the brake insomnia. A nice bonus. pedal. Fairly choice language being muttered.

Following a footbath, our therapist dimmed Then, a breakthrough. A sign. Literally. To Al the lights and set to work on some seriously Wadha Complex. The spa almost in sight… stressed shoulders. The hour flew by, as each A new hotel opening brings good and bad – limb was warmed and manipulated into a state the lure of somewhere exciting, maybe a fresh of slumber, leaving only our racing mind to folfavourite, offset by the possibility that it’s not low sleepy suit. Not sure what they put in basalt the greatest thing since sliced manakish and a stones these days, but it could knock out a horse. total pain in the proverbial to find. So would the It was with a deep sigh that we hopped back Grand Millennium’s new spa (at the largest health into the car and returned to the traffic, but the club in the city, no less) live up to the hype? after-effects of the massage managed to keep Far from the stuffy business hotel with the temper in check all the way home. A true token spa that we feared, Zayna Spa is big and test of a spa treatment in the capital. beautiful, with ten treatment rooms, relaxaZayna Spa, Grand Millennium Al Wadha, Hazza tion areas, steam, sauna, rainforest showers Bin Zayed Street, Al Wahda Complex, Abu and Jacuzzi. It also smells fantastic. Odd Dhabi, Dhs440. Tel: (02) 4439999. observation, but go with it. www.millenniumhotels.com After being greeted with a cool towel and cold juice, it was time for some hot stones. Despite “The hour flew being one of the staples of any self-respecting spa menu, the hot stone massage is still a bit of by, as each limb a mystery to us. Could you get the same effect was warmed and with a handful of gravel and a hot water bottle?

After some research at home, apparently not. manipulated into Hot stone massage uses smooth, flat basalt a state of slumber” rocks (known for retaining heat), which are

WHY? Drink plenty of water, get eight hours sleep, blah blah blah... The festive season was a heavy one, so it’s time to pull out the big guns to sort out our knackered skin.

THEY SAY? The Instant Tightening Serum by Clinicans Complex uses high-tech chemicals, 'superior bimodal polymer' and elastin molecules for a 'face-lift effect', to reduce lines and wrinkles in seconds.

WE SAY? Instant tightening indeed.

We looked like we’d stepped into a wind tunnel and it made our skin feel unnaturally tight. It wore off pretty quickly though. You wouldn’t want to use this every day, but for emergencies and a pre-party fix it could be a good addition to your beauty kit.

Dhs250. www.clinicanscomplex.com ALSO RECOMMENDED: Guerlain Midnight Secret, Dhs330 from Debenhams JANUARY 2011 WHAT’S ON 47

His‘n’hers

MIND & BODY

Our guy and gal hit the Talise Spa at Emirates Towers to test the luxury pampering

Hers

His

FLOATATION POOL

LOMI LOMI HAWAIIAN MASSAGE

TALK US THROUGH IT Though this massage sounds Hawaiian, what exactly makes it Hawaiian, I don’t know. No wreath of flowers, no pineapple and no outrageous shirts. But, designed to reduce stress and improve ‘circulation of energy’, 55 minutes of Lomi Lomi did just that.

THE BEST BIT? The spa has its own floor and is more intimate than most. On a Thursday afternoon I had the changing room to myself.

ANY AWKWARD MOMENTS? Nothing during the treatment, but with six lifts to choose from on the way out, judging which one had stopped was not an easy task. It was like trying to whack the mole at the fairground.

HOW WERE THE DISPOSABLE PANTS? Big, roomy boxer shorts. The only choice for the modern gentleman.

SLEEP FACTOR? I’m pretty sure this massage was designed specifically to provoke sleep. I was out after five minutes, even though I’d declined the sleep inducing lavender oil.

WHO SHOULD GET INVOLVED? Tired, overworked and stressed folk looking for somewhere to

escape for a few hours. Or even just have a nap.

HOW MUCH AND HOW LONG? Dhs415 for 55 minutes. So not cheap, not cheap at all.

TALK US THROUGH IT Very simple indeed. You can book a quiet, private room with a small, shallow pool for between 15 minutes and an hour.

Filled with Epsom salts to make you float, the weightlessness helps your body to truly rest and recover, promising the equivalent of eight hour’s sleep.

THE BEST BIT? You’re faced with an hour of no interruptions which felt a little daunting, but instead of the minutes dragging I was able to do some serious thinking and a little snoozing, leaving very well rested.

ANY AWKWARD MOMENTS? None at all, apart from overcoming the weirdness of bobbing around with a neck pillow in a giant bath at Emirates Towers.

HOW WERE THE DISPOSABLE PANTS? Scant, but surplus to requirement anyway. Shout out to the lovely fluffy pink dressing gown though.

SLEEP FACTOR? Some might struggle to switch off and nap, but the floating, inflatable pillow and earplugs should send most people to Bedfordshire.

WHO SHOULD GET INVOLVED? Jet-lagged or stressed execs and those needing some genuine quiet time. I couldn’t remember the last time I had the chance to relax alone without distractions.

Thoroughly recommended.

HOW MUCH AND HOW LONG? Dhs330 for an hour.

Talise Spa, Jumeirah Emirates Towers, Dubai, 9am to 11pm.

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MIND & BODY

At home

spas Forget the magical spell of post-massage bliss being broken by rush hour, a new wave of spas are bringing their expertise to you N Style

This popular nail salon has added at-home services to its already lengthy list of reasons to love it. Famed for its clients watching Friends while they get their nails done at its many salons, you can now enjoy its charms from the comfort of your own armchair. It’s not that we’re lazy but… well, we are, actually. When the price is the same, you don’t need to worry about parking, can order pizza and watch Moment Of Truth (don’t judge) you know this will revolutionise your beauty regimen. How about waking up after a particularly bubbly brunch and ordering a Thai massage with your DialA-Whopper to sort you out?

We tried the Soho pedicure (Dhs190) which includes soak, scrub and masque to leave you with the feet of a giant newborn and a back, neck and shoulder massage (Dhs65 for 30 minutes). With three therapists for two of us, the evening passed in a speedy blur of nail polish and mumblings of ‘we should do this again’ as another knot was massaged into submission. The ‘at-office’ service is appealing too, but a lunchtime reflexology session might

Who else will indulge you with some pampering at your pad?

Chez Toi Kick-start your day with an express facial or get ready to relax with a hot stone massage. Chez Toi has a minimum spend of Dhs120 and caters to all-female gatherings like baby showers and birthday parties, with monthly offers and competitions on the website.

Chez Toi, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3397117. www.cheztoibeauty.com 50 WHAT’S ON JANUARY 2011

mean we’ll have to start drawing up plans for that George Costanza-style under-desk bed.

N Style. Tel: (04) 3401564. services@nstyleintl.com

Azur Spa

Smile Dubai Express Fear the dentist? What if the dentist came to you? While we might be a few years off at-home root canal work (shudder), if you want teeth whitening from your couch then read on. Smile Dubai Express specialises in teeth whitening parties (they also have a doctor who can administer Botox, too), so you can either host a night of your own, or go along to one of their gatherings where you can meet like-minded people with similarly gleaming gnashers.

Smile Dubai Express, Dubai, Dhs1,500 for teeth whitening including after-care kit.

Tel: (050) 8967781

The doorbell rang and two smartly dressed therapists, armed with enough luggage for a trip round the world, quickly filled the flat. In lightning speed a massage bed had popped up behind the sofa and a nail station appeared. Candles were lit, turquoise towels draped and the mood was transformed from cooking and MTV-watching chaos to a little sanctuary on a Monday night.

Azur’s ‘spa on wheelz’ service – so good we’re willing to overlook that z – is one of the few companies that offer at-home treatments to both men and women, so is great for a night in with the other half. Once the, frankly bizarre, concept of being on a massage bed in your living room had been overcome, we couldn’t have been happier and opted for a neck and shoulder massage (Dhs70), pedicure (Dhs60) and reflexology (Dhs45) each, followed by dinner. Wild times. It was such a treat to sit in pj bottoms getting a foot rub without having to get back in the car after a spa sesh. But the big surprise was actually the quality of the treatments – therapists Aileen and Grace were charming, efficient and superb at their jobs, leaving baby soft skin and knot-free muscles in their wake. Azur’s staff can turn their hands to all manner of treatments, from eyelash extensions, spray tan and an up-do before a party to waxing, threading and Korean cupping (it the kind of things you might not look your best after), and the prices are really reasonable. You need never leave the house again…

Azur spa on wheelz, Dubai. Minimum spend Dhs300. Tel: (04) 4475284. www.azurspa.com

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The New Year Resolution special at Senso

If you like the sound of Senso's January pamper package then read on. We have two spa visits to give away and for your chance to win, simply visit www.winwithmotivate.com and answer this question: Senso is in which hotel? a) Radisson NAVY b) Radisson BLU c) Radisson RED

Spa news The best beauty bargains and news this month

NEW OPENING LA CONTOUR SPA This new spa is offering their VelaSmooth Pro slimming treatments at a discounted rate throughout January to get your weight-loss campaign off to strong start. Using radio frequencies, infrared and deep tissue manipulation, this technique shifts fat deposits and smoothes skin. Sign up for eight sessions this month and you’ll pay Dhs4,480 instead of Dhs6,400.

La Contour Spa, Tiffany Tower, JLT, Dubai, Dhs4,480. Tel: (04) 4473626.

CLUB OLYMPUS A family day out doesn’t have to involve food courts and mall mania. This month the spa at Hyatt Regency Dubai is offering a package that includes a 60-minute aromatherapy massage for the parents, while up to three children have swimming lessons.

Club Olympus, Hyatt Regency Dubai, Deira, Dubai, Dhs600 per family.

Tel: (04) 2091234

SENSO WELLNESS CENTRE Start the year off feeling good and looking great with the two and half hour New Year’s Resolution package from Senso. You’ll get a full body massage of your choice, Anne Semonin facial to sort out any peaky cheeks, then either a manicure or pedicure.

Senso Wellness Centre, Radisson Blu Hotel, Dubai Media City, Dhs550.

Tel: (04) 3669111 AMARA SPA Our favourite spot for a pamper session, Amara is offering a discounted price on the Total Relaxation package for January, reduced from Dhs958 per person to Dhs810.

The ritual begins with a hand and foot rose petal bath, you’re then treated to a 75-minute Ideal Carita facial and 45 minutes of reflexology. Lunch from the poolside menu is included.

Amara Spa, Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, Dhs810. Tel: (04) 6021660

THE HEALTH CLUB Anti-ageing is the aim of the game at the Sheraton this month, with a package to help turn back the clock and undo the damage done at Christmas parties (well, they’ll try their best – but some of you pushed your luck). The facial takes 75 minutes and uses Vivrecel products to promote cell regeneration for lifted, plump skin and freshness around the eyes.

The Health Club, Sheraton Abu Dhabi Hotel & Resort, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi, Dhs390. Tel: (02) 6773333 THAI PRIVILEGE SPA Enjoy five and a half hours of luxury at TPS this month for Dhs2,100 including a healthy lunch from the spa menu.

Your day will be packed with traditional Thai spa rituals and hand-picked herbal products to custom-design the most relaxing time possible.

Thai Privilege Spa, 1074 Uttamah Villas, Al Wasl Road, Jumeirah, Dubai, Dhs2,100. Tel: (04) 3489679 52 WHAT’S ON JANUARY 2011

TIPS & TOES Bargains aplenty in the January sales at Tips & Toes. This month you’ll receive 20 per cent off massage treatments, enjoy a full body massage for Dhs160 instead of Dhs200 or when you book a mani-pedi add on a 20-minute head, neck and shoulder massage for Dhs56.

Tips & Toes, Dubai. www. tipsntoeshaven

SPORT & OUTDOOR

Run with us!

The Dubai Marathon is here.

So this, our penultimate Run with us! column, is dedicated to you brave souls joining us as we set out on our 41.84km journey to the finish line and the glory we have been striving for over these long and arduous months. It’s time, fellow runners, to face our destinies. But first, a final few tips from our marathon guru Chris Miller As you read this, there is either only a short couple of weeks until the Dubai Marathon on January 21 or you’ve been incredibly slack, not picked up the first What’s On of 2011 and it’s already over. We will assume that you serious runners out there, those mighty marathon warriors who joined us on our righteous quest and signed up to run the race beside us, fit into the former category and need to hear our marathon guru Chris Miller’s final pearls of running wisdom. So here they are.

Firstly, if you’re going to buy a new pair of trainers, do it at least two weeks before the race so you can run them in. Do not, whatever happens, don a virgin pair of pumps on the day. You will get blisters.

“Tone down what you are doing a couple of weeks before the race,” advises Chris. “Just nice easy runs, especially in the last week, and nothing in the last two to three days beforehand.”

During those last few days you should book yourself a massage, make sure your mobility is good and do plenty of stretching.

And the night before the big day?

“It’s a big thing,” says Chris. “People, especially if it’s their first marathon, get nervous or excited, but it’s important you get a good night’s sleep.”

But before you hit the sack you should eat a healthy meal with plenty of carbs and protein, make sure you have all your kit laid out, ready for the morning, and drink plenty of water.

“Make sure you hydrate,” warns Chris. “You should be doing that anyway, but the day before make sure you drink enough and on the day itself make sure you stay hydrated. Here in the

Team What's On put through their paces

Chris Miller dispenses the advice

UAE, even during winter, the heat can be quite dehydrating when you’re exercising outside.”

But you’ll need more than good ol’ H20 to get you through. Exercising for more than 90 minutes will deplete the energy resources in your muscles, so you will have to replenish them with energy drinks to avoid suffering from cramps. And make sure you stick to the drink you’ve used during your training.

“If you’ve found a good energy drink that doesn’t upset your stomach and you’ve been using it for a while, whatever you do, don’t change it,” warns Chris.

“I said there’s nothing worse than running with blisters, but there’s definitely nothing worse than running with diarrhoea.”

Other than that, warm up properly and ready your mind.

“Remember it’s your race, you don’t have to prove anything to anybody. You make it over the line, you get a medal just like everybody else,” says Chris. “And when the gun goes, don’t go for broke. It’s a long way 42km and you have to run your own race, run how you’ve been training, don’t let the excitement of the day get to you too much so you burn out too early.”

Good luck. See you at the finish line.

RUN WITH US! Join our free weekly What’s On training session with Chris and Mr Fitness at Safa Park, 6.30am every Monday. For more information, contact gareth@motivate.ae. Also keep an eye on our Twitter (twitter.com/WhatsOnDubai) and Facebook (facebook.com/WhatsOnDubai) for updates and our blog (www.runwhatsonrun.wordpress.com) for more detailed advice.

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SPORT & OUTDOOR Got a fitness question for James?

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Mr Fitness Our resident exercise guru answers your health and fitness questions The free weight area in my gym is full of wellmuscled types and is pretty intimidating. As a result I stick to the machines – am I missing out?

James, Palm Jumeirah My gut instinct is to say yes.

However, it depends on your reason for training. If the free weight area is full of people that you want to look like, then I would say get in there, get to know some of them and get involved in their training. That is not to say that the machines won’t help you out to a degree, but if you have been training for more than a few months then I would suggest that you are ready to progress to the free weights.

I eat pretty well during the day but sometimes wake up in the night with cravings.

How can I curb the late night fridge raiding?

Beverly, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi Without knowing more about your nutritional habits or what it is you are craving, it is going to be difficult to give you the right strategy to curb your late night fridge raiding.

Here are a couple you might want to try though… There

is a simple saying, ‘if you own it, you’ll eat it’. So, if you are craving something that you feel is not good for you, then the simplest thing to do is not have it in the house or fridge, therefore you simply cannot eat it. Protein and good fats tend to me more satiating, which means they leave you feeling more full. By ensuring that your last meal of the day is based on these two macronutrients, you should hopefully not feel the need to snack late at night.

As a woman I want to be well toned and know I should be doing strength training, but I really don’t want to bulk up or look like a female body builder.

What exercises should I be doing?

Tina, Jumeirah

that you should be doing aren’t all that different to those female body builders or other female athletes do. The major difference is female body builders generally train at a much higher volume and frequency than the average trainee, and they consume a lot more food. I’m glad that you recognise the need to strength train and would love it if you trusted me when I say that, if done properly, you won’t get bulky. Some of the exercises I would recommend are split squats, dead-lift variations, pull-ups (or a regression of ) and an overhead pressing movement.

I prefer to avoid gyms and exercising in public, so I've decided to invest in some equipment to use at home. I can afford one machine and some weights. What do you recommend I buy?

Praveen, Bur Dubai The equipment needed to get awesome results at home doesn’t need to be particularly complicated. One of my former clients got fantastic results using just Power Blocks (adjustable dumbbells), a rowing machine and a TRX.

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SPORT & OUTDOOR

Sports shorts A duet of new year sporting events SEEING REDS If you’re not aged between seven and 16, stop reading now. If you are, demand that your parents send you to the ten-week Manchester United Soccer Schools programme. You will spend 12.5 hours on the pitch learning how to become the next midfield sensation and if you score enough goals you could be one of two people sent to Manchester to compete in the MUSS World Skills Final. If you’re not, you still walk home with a Man United training kit, bag, bottle and ball.

Jan 8, Manchester United Soccer Schools, Dome@Rawdhat, Abu Dhabi, Dhs1,650. Tel: (02) 4498480. www.manutdsoccerschools.ae JOLLY HOCKEY STICKS Did you ever see that movie The Mighty Ducks, starring Emilio Estevez as a junior ice hockey coach? Come on, it was a classic of the 1990s! Well, fortunately for you, the Emirates Hockey League Cup preliminary matches will be taking place February 2, 9 and 16 and March 9 at Dubai Ice Rink.

That’s right, you can watch the Dubai Mighty Camels (see, they’ve seen it), Abu Dhabi Scorpions, Abu Dhabi Storms, Al Ain Theebs and Al Ain Vipers fight it out for a place in the semi-finals. And it’s free.

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Triathlon man We’ll be running the Dubai Marathon and preparing for the RAK Half this month, but if you’re still looking for that spark of inspiration, the Tri Yas triathlon at Yas Marina Circuit is sure to provide it. We’ll be there cheering on our fellow marathon man and local boy Eissa Raisi as he competes in his first multi-discipline event.

Come on, Eissa!

When did you start running?

When I was young I played football for a club in Al Ain and I twisted my knee, so I shifted to endurance horse riding and then I started marathon running last year.

Just last year?

That’s right, my first marathon was in 2009 in Dubai.

I had never run an official race before, but I did it with two friends and it was great fun. We finished in around four hours. I’m running the Dubai Marathon again this month. I ran the RAK Half last year and I’ve signed up to do that again as well.

We’re running both of those races. How did you do in RAK last year?

I finished it in one hour fifty.

Beat us by eight minutes. How many marathons have you run?

I’ve done four marathons now. Dubai was my first, then I ran one in Beirut, one in Prague and recently one in Istanbul. It’s the only marathon where you run from one continent to another – from Asia to Europe, over the Bosphorus Bridge. I got cramp after 20km but I forced myself to finish the marathon. It took a long time – about five and a half hours. But I finished it.

That must have been agony. Why have you decided to punish yourself with a triathlon?

It’s fun. The training for Yas has been more interesting than training for a marathon. I have been working with my American friend. One day we go swimming 1.5km, one day we go running and once a week we go cycling. I’ve been preparing for this race since before I went to Istanbul two months ago, but I’ve been swimming now for six or seven months.

What’s next?

Well, there’s Dubai and RAK and then I have signed up for a marathon in Barcelona in March. But Iron Man is my goal. I have the schedule. For three months you have to train for at least two disciplines a day. So in one day you may have to do a 1km swim, then run 16km and cycle 20km. Then the next day you have to do a little bit more.

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Jay Wud’s album New Blood has the perfect title, he’s so far from the manufactured, reality TV pop acts and even contrived wannabe rebel ‘musicians’, that there’s a unique, otherworldly feel to this soulful rocker. But with his velvet jacket, quiet smile and affable manner, the man belies the music and lyrics on his debut record, which is packed with raw chords, political references to his hometown of Beirut and international influences.

Overwhelmingly though, what will scream from your speakers is rock ‘n’ roll, making it all the more impressive that this 27-year-old is the sole musician on the self-penned album; from vocals and guitar to production, New Blood is the result of nearly two years of work. Jay has already supported Aerosmith and Robert Plant, but 2011 could well be the year we clutch tickets for a big solo show by this cool character. www.jaywud.com

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CLUB DIARY This month’s clubbing highlights

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Big Day Out @ Nasimi Beach Infusion Magazine presents 36 of Dubai's top DJs dropping trip-hop to funk.

Atlantis, The Palm, Dubai, 2am to 2pm, Dhs50 to Dhs100, free for ladies 2pm to 6pm. Tel: (050) 8717493. www.atlantisthepalm.com Residents Retox Party @ MustHaveSoul Ease into 2011 with soulful dance (residents weekly from January 8 onwards).

360°, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (055) 6160643. www. musthavesoul.com

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Afif Trio featuring Phillippa @ It's Alive Jazz standards garnished by Phillippa's sultry vocals.

Cavalli Club, Fairmont Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 8pm to 11.30pm, free. Tel: (04) 3329260. www.cavalliclubdubai.com

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Afroboogie @ NEO Nights Deep, percussive and banging tech monsters from Afroboogie.

Sensation, Crowne Plaza, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free. Tel: (04) 3324383. www.afroboogie.com

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Big Day Out @ Nasimi Beach

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D*I*R*T*Y D*I*S*C*O @ SYNF Back-to-back asterisk-strewn disco delights from local residents Da:Funct, Just Some Kid and Bicep.

Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs80 to Dhs100. Tel: (055) 8825675 WEEKLY

Residents @ MustHaveSoul MustHaveSoul mainstays plus Skylite resident Alex L drop soulful gems, in what's becoming a hot little party for the capital crew.

Skylite, The Yas Hotel, Abu Dhabi, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (055) 6160643. www. musthavesoul.com Solomun @ Trilogy Expect redefined Euro house from the German-based co-founder of the Diynamic label. Definitely worth checking out.

Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100 to Dhs130, ladies free before 11pm. Tel: (050) 7258277.

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Franck Roger @ Trilogy French deep house don/Real Tone label boss Roger recreates a slice of 1990s Parisian spirit for the always-up-for-it Trilogy regulars. Fun, fun, fun.

Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100 to Dhs130, ladies free before 11pm. Tel: (050) 7258277.

14 Hisham Zahran @ Audio Tonic Rising Egyptian talent Hisham Zahran has been hotly tipped, notably on Radio 1. Currently based in Alexandria, he co-runs the label, Union Jack, and also operates as a production duo with younger brother Adham Are you looking forward to Audio Tonic?

Definitely. I’ve been in contact about this gig for almost two years but every time something happens, so I’m just excited I’m finally playing. I’ve been to Dubai a couple of times, but never as a DJ. I have family there and a lot of friends working there. I'm looking forward to seeing everyone.

What’s Egypt’s house scene like?

Pretty much non-existent. I haven't

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played here in over two years. I choose not to get involved; it’s only going to bring me down.

Tell us about your sibling production duo...

We’ve just started, we have a few releases in the pipeline. We’ve never DJ’d together. He has a different style, much deeper house than I play. He’s only 20. I think he’s going to smoke me in the next couple of years, make me look foolish!

What are your hopes for 2011?

Hopefully get enough gigs so I can quit my day job. I work at a bank, it’s not very exciting. I don’t belong there to be honest, but I have to see some signs first. You can’t be foolish with your life, chase a dream and end up eating tuna from a can for a whole month!

360°, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. www. myspace.com/hzahran

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Steve Mill @ Audio Tonic Grecian goodness from producer/DJ aligned with respected UK house imprint Urban Torque.

360°, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. www.stevemill. com

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Craig Richards @ Trilogy Long-time resident at legendary London nightspot Fabric rolls out his patented tech house eclectica.

Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100 to Dhs130, ladies free before 11pm. Tel: (050) 7258277.

DJane Simone @ Zenith Party German house lady brings an invasion of funky beats and sexy tribal rhythms.

Sheraton Abu Dhabi, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to 3.30am, Dhs100, couples and ladies free. Tel: (02) 6773333

Dorian Paic @ Trilogy Sven Väth's Cocoon-associated spinner lines up a set of quality German techno/house.

Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100 to Dhs130, ladies free before 11pm. Tel: (050) 7258277.

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Afif Trio featuring Phillippa @ It's Alive

13 Bob Sinclar @ Atelier

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Atelier’s season-closing party presents the French house star behind globe-straddling hits Love Generation and Rock This Party (Everybody Dance Now). His latest single Tik Tok, featuring Sean Paul, is out now As a glamorous guy, do you love the Dubai lifestyle?

I am not living that luxury every day.

But when there is luxury people always want to have fun, party and the most beautiful girls arrive, of course. We’re ready to have a very beautiful party.

What inspired your current greatesthits-done-reggae-style album, Made In Jamaica?

I’ve been going to Jamaica five years now since I met the singer of Love Generation, Gary Pine [of Bob Marley’s The Wailers]. I met Sly & Robbie and spent 15 days in their studio. I wanted to recreate the theme they had in 1979 for the Serge Gainsbourg album Aux Armes Et Cætera. I’m a big fan of him.

The album is up for a Grammy. Are you attending the ceremony?

Yeah. I have two invitations, so if I go with my mother she will be very proud.

21 David Vendetta @ Diablo Red Carpet

French house head David Vendetta found favour in the Middle East with hit single Yama Layali, featuring Lebanese singer Haifa Wehbe, from last year's album Vendetta. He graces Diablo’s swanky opening weekend Did you notice your popularity in the Middle East increase after Yama Layali?

Yes. I decided to work with Haifa Wehbe because I wanted to offer my fans a track entirely sung in Arabic. It is a gift to them.

Love Generation was a football World Cup anthem. What do you make of the Middle East hosting the 2022 finals?

Ah yes, why not. It’s very ambitious to have stadiums with air conditioning, but Qatar can do that. They have huge ideas. Maybe there is only desert, but they like to entertain people.

Chi @ The Lodge, Al Nasr Leisureland, Dubai, 10pm to 4am, Dhs150 to Dhs450.

Tel: (04) 3379470. www.bobsinclar.com

Do you enjoy playing Dubai?

Every time I've performed there I was very impressed by the clubs, the sound quality and the resident DJs. People are very open-minded; they truly love music and listen with interest. My radio show is a huge success in Dubai. It’s a real pleasure to perform there and an honour to play the opening of Diablo.

Diablo is Spanish for devil. Do you harbour a devilish dark side?

I won’t say devilish, but as a DJ I have a dark side, which emerges when I’m playing clubs. During the day I'm David Paparusso and I have normal activities: I work in my studio, I’m with my family.

But by night I become David Vendetta and I’m absorbed in music.

Diablo, IBN Battuta Gate Hotel, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free (reservations only).

Tel: (050) 9666408/(050) 9666414. www. davidvendetta.com

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TRAVEL

The great outdoors

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Just a short train journey from Milan, the small Swiss city of Ascona on the shore of Lake Maggiore will provide a rejuvenating break from the hustle and bustle Historians chortle that the one good thing fascist dictator Benito Mussolini achieved during his time in charge of Italy was to make the trains run on time. And now, a good 70 years since brutal Ben was strung up to a lamppost with a handy length of piano wire, the Italian train service is still one of Europe’s most efficient.

Incidentally, not long before Mussolini took charge of Italy, dancer Rudolf von Laban had opened an art school on Ascona’s Monte Verità (Hill of Truth) in the Swiss canton of Ticino – a mere two hour train journey from Milan.

Rudolf is long gone, but fortunately there is a train from Milan in the north of Italy to the Swiss city of Ascona – and it runs regularly and on time. Milan is a popular destination for UAE travellers and much has been written about its many appealing facets, but if you’re making the eight-hour flight to Italy why not stay an extra few days? And if you do, we advise you take the two-hour train journey to Ascona and live life slowly for a while in an environment that is as far removed from the noise and befuddling pace of life in the UAE as Mussolini was from Rudolf von Laban.

Ascona is a small city in the district of Locarno and it’s beautifully and picturesque in an authentic rather than a postcard kind of way. If you’re fortunate enough to be staying at Ascona’s foremost establishment, the five-star Hotel Eden Roc, you will be positioned perfectly just a brisk pootle from the beach, Ascona village and the piazza right on the shore of the shimmering Lake Maggiore where the famous New Orleans Jazz Festival Ascona is held in June and July.

You could easily spend a week just wandering around, savouring the cuisine at one of the many waterfront restaurants, all composed of beautifully fresh local produce, and maybe enjoying the activities on offer at the dedicated water sports school. But there are three things you simply must do in Ascona: see the village sights and walk to the

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TRAVEL | ASCONA

24 HOURS IN MILAN

A guide to how to spend your brief time in the Italian style capital

Take a hike: there's no better place for a brisk stroll than the lush Verzasca Valley

top of Monte Verità, take a motorboat trip on Lake Maggiore and go for a long hike through one of the surrounding valleys.

The best way to gain a sense of place and learn the history of Ascona is to book a guided tour of the town and climb the Hill of Truth. We contacted the local tourist board, Ticino Turismo (www.ticino.ch), and spent two hours exploring Ascona with a knowledgeable and friendly local lady who had a real love for her hometown. In the village, we took a look at the two churches, Pietro e Paolo and Maria della Misericordia e Collegio Papio and the Ghiriglioni Castle, which is now a luxury hotel, before beginning the gradual ascent of Monte Verità. There is a steep stone stairway from the village to the top of the mountain, but unless you’re feeling particularly energetic, it’s best to save that for the way down.

Monte Verità is a mountain with an interesting story. It was just another hill until 1900 when Henry Oederkoven, a 25-year-old

from a rich Belgian family, set up a vegetarian colony with his partner Ida Hoffmann, but since then it has attracted all manner of weird and wonderful individuals looking to live the utopian dream. German brothers Karl and Gustav Gräser joined the commune, but when Oederkoven and Hoffmann decided to transform it into a sanatorium and welcome visitors, the brothers ran off into the woods.

One of them was never seen again (maybe he’s still there?).

Monte Verità soon began to attract thinkers and creative types ranging from psychiatrist Carl Gustav Jung to writer Hermann Hesse and Rudolf van Laban, who set up that dance school.

From the mid-1920s to the mid-1960s Baron Eduard Von der Heydt ran a hotel on the mountain before donating it to Canton Ticino who built a conference centre that today hosts a variety of cultural events. You can still see some of the structures, outdoor baths and contraptions built by Oederkoven and his cooperative, as well as visit a museum

Your journey from the UAE to Ascona will begin with a flight to Milan, from there you will have to catch your train to Ascona from Milano Centrale station.

Make sure you book an overnight flight arriving early in the morning, check yourself into the exquisite Radisson Blu Hotel (www.radissonblu.com), dig out your camera, grab a map of the city centre from the concierge and catch a tram into central Milan for a few hours of sightseeing around much maligned, but actually remarkably attractive, city. The tram journey from the hotel will take about 30 minutes, carrying you through the ramshackle outskirts right into the centre. Hop off when you see the crowds and make your way to Piazza del Duomo to take a look at the city’s famous gothic cathedral. If you’re hungry, have a bite to eat at one of the touristy restaurants. Some may frown at this advice, but Italian cooking is spot on in most places and we enjoyed a classic risotto Milanese and a glass of wine for just Dhs50. In the afternoon take a stroll down Milan’s famous shopping street Quadrillatero d’Oro and ogle the designer fashion before visiting the museum at La Scala opera house and, if you have time and have booked tickets, the Santa Maria delle Grazie church to view Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper (www.vivaticket. it). You should be back at your hotel in time to download your pics, order a pizza from room service and get an early night before rising for breakfast and your morning train to Ascona.

Night life: eat at one of the small restaurants with a prime view of the harbour

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TRAVEL | ASCONA Fresh fish: order fish straight from the lake at Eden Roc's Marina restaurant

Need to know WHERE TO STAY Hotel Eden Roc If you’re visiting Ascona, you’ll be looking to make the most of one of the most relaxing environments in Europe, and there’s no better way to do so than checking into the Hotel Eden Roc. The five-star hotel excels at understated, European style and luxury (none of the extravagance found in the UAE) with friendly and extremely helpful staff led by manager Jens Wycisk, a variety of large suites facing Lake Maggiore as well as a number of cheaper rooms. There’s also the lovely new Eden Roc Spa where a masseuse soothed our aching muscles after our long hike, several restaurants, including chef Rolf Krapf’s Le Brezza where we ate a multi-course gourmet meal, and the hotel's own private marina and water sports school. The hotel will also happily assist with tours of the town, boat trips and hiking expeditions.

Hotel Eden Roc, Ascona, Switzerland. Tel: +41 (0) 917857171. www.edenroc.ch

Boat trip: take a boat trip across Lake Maggiore and see Ascona from a different perspective

and the Japanese teahouse and garden. And on your way back down, make sure to pause for a moment to enjoy the panoramic views of Ascona and Lake Maggiore below.

If you want to see Ascona from a different perspective, hire a motorboat and pilot from the hotel’s marina. You can spend an hour skidding across the crisp waters, past the house of the current owner of the Falke sock empire (he owns a handsome boat as well, which can be seen bobbing about near his own personal jetty). Cruise past the botanical gardens on Isole di Brissago (a boat daily service ferries tourists to the island), and the surrounding hills and various colourful house lining the shore. After your boat trip, pop into the Eden Roc Marina restaurant, order a glass of the local white wine and some fresh fish and enjoy the view of the lake your lunch used to call home.

Finally, no matter how slothful you are feeling, you must go hiking. It’s the best way to relish the dramatic natural bounty of the area.

We caught a bus from outside the train station in Locarno and started the long chug up the winding slope towards Sonogno – the final village in the eye-poppingly scenic Verzasca Valley. During the hour-long journey you will pass the dam featured in Bond movie Golden Eye, the impressive 17th century Ponte dei Salti Bridge in Laverezzo and numerous charming villages. When you reach Sonogno, you will be 919 metres above sea level and at the start of what is billed as a two-hour hike (we did it in 90 minutes) to the picturesque village of Gerra further down the valley. The trail is very well signposted allowing you to 68 WHAT’S ON JANUARY 2011

Making a splash: adventurous types leap from the Ponte dei Salti bridge in Lavertezzo

enjoy the scenery without worrying about getting lost in the wilderness. As you follow the Verzasca, shrouded by the grassy slopes of the valley and under the shadow of lanky trees and luscious green foliage, you will pass the odd cow, historic villages replete with grey stone buildings in various states of repair and a dairy farm before reaching Gerra. And then you’ll know exactly why you decided to visit Switzerland in the first place.

HOW TO GET THERE Flight L Emirates Airline flies direct from Dubai to Milan with prices from Dhs4,185 return and Qatar Airways goes via Doha with prices from Dhs3,065 return L Etihad Airways flies direct from Abu Dhabi to Milan with prices from Dhs4,115 return Train Regular trains run from Milano Centrale to Bellinzona and from Bellinzona on to Locarno, just a short taxi ride from Ascona.

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guidebook so you can escape the airport and go look around the town or somewhere else nearby.

What do you never travel without?

My GPS. I like to know where I am, where I’m going and how fast I’m getting there.

What destination serves the best food?

Melbourne in Australia. So many different cuisines, so much food culture (chefs are celebrities) and Melbournians take coffee seriously – how many cities have forced Starbucks to pack their bags and go home? www.lonelyplanet.com

“I like to know where I am, where I’m going and how fast I’m getting there” ISTOCK

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What’s the best holiday you’ve ever had?

I joined a bunch of ‘been everywhere’ travellers on a month-long trip up the west coast of Africa in a chartered aircraft – a 50-year-old Convair 580. How often do you get to go from Capetown to Casablanca via Namibia, Angola, Benin, Gabon, Central African Republic, Mali and other countries on the ‘seldom visited’ list? In fact, a lot of my best trips have been in Africa – a year ago I bicycled 1,000km through Tanzania and Malawi, the year before I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro, the year before that I drove from London to Banjul in Gambia.

What’s been your biggest travel disaster?

Touch wood, I’ve always got back and started thinking about the next trip, so really nothing could qualify as a disaster.

If you could advise people to visit one destination, what would it be?

China. It’s heading rapidly towards becoming the world’s number one tourist destination, it’s big in every measure and going through so many changes, so fast that if you just stand still for ten minutes everything shifts. It’s also getting easier and easier to travel around and yet it can still spring surprises on you.

What are your three top tips for surviving a long airport stopover?

A good novel, a laptop with Wi-Fi so you can catch up on work or contacts and a good

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Filled with pretty girls and men with a pretty healthy bank balance, Caramel is packed with the beautiful people.

At the centre of DIFC, Caramel’s leafy terrace offers respite from the concrete jungle, while inside you’ll find a city-style bar.

Meet friends for a quick post-work drink, be tempted by the menu then settle in until midnight. Try the kobe sliders.

It’s far from cheap – neighbourhood hazard – but ladies get half price cocktails from 6pm to 9pm on Tuesdays.

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Depends when you go. It’s chilled on Friday and Saturday afternoons but once the sun sets, the party goes off.

Slap bang in the Arabian Gulf, we recommended catching a golf buggy up the jetty to 360’s gangplank.

Music and serious posing. Dubai’s finest break out their finery come Friday for those all-important photos ops.

Well slick. Glass, dark wood, low slung sofas and a terrace perfect for post-work drinks.

Zuma was the first big-hitter to set up shop in DIFC, starting quite the trend. It’s still at the heart of this nightlife hub.

Miami pool party.

DJ under the stars.

That constant threat of being thrown in the deep end. We love it.

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Great atmosphere, the chance of celebspotting and seriously good food. We’re sold.

Building 3, DIFC, Dubai, Sun to Thurs 11am to 2am.

Tel: (04) 4256677. www.carameldubai. com

Ouch. The dirhams stack up if you arrive early and leave late.

We’re willing to overlook the slow service for the tunes and views.

Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Al Sufouh, Dubai, Sun to Thurs 5pm to late, Fri and Sat 4pm to 2am. Tel: (04) 4068769

Break out the Hugo Boss, shine those shoes and get your best garb on. This lounge is anything but casual.

You can go a bit wild on the wine and sakes, but cocktails are reasonable. High prices at a high quality bar.

Come along from 4pm on January 29 to enjoy the new Saturday Sessions with What's On.

Building 6, DIFC, Dubai, Fri to Wed noon to 2am, Thurs noon to 3am. Tel: (04) 4255660. www.zumarestaurant. com

Media City. One of the last places you’d expect to find watery debauchery.

Mingling. This place is packed with revellers both post-brunch and mid-week. Go with a group.

Pretty decent, actually, with high rollers getting poolside tables.

Try the evening brunch on a Friday then head out to the pool to continue the party.

Media One, Dubai Media City, Dubai, Tues to Sat noon to 3am. Tel: (04) 4271000. www. mediaonehotel.com

Right on the beach.

Split between poolside and beachside, there’s usually a quiet or hot spot depending on what you’re after.

Quiet sundowners with the sand between your toes.

When the hoards of sunburnt tourists turn up it’s your cue to leave.

What's going on with the Dhs100 entry cost? Not impressed.

The Marmite of the bar scene, you can’t deny Barasti’s popularity.

Le Méridien Mina Seyahi Resort & Spa, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 11am to 2am.

Tel: (04) 3993333. www.lemeridienminaseyahi.com

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The wooden pews are packed with friends having dinner, while outside on the terrace it's a bit more romantic.

Don't dismiss Festival Centre as the land of IKEA, the BBC is king of a huge swathe of bars and restaurants in this part of town.

If you’re in the mood for some European charm, this is the only pub to go to.

There’s a Monday night all you can eat moules and beer affair for Dhs199.

Bargain Belgian.

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Civilised, with outdoor tables overlooking the yachts and killer cocktails.

Right on the creek at one of the most beautiful hotels in the land.

A few drinks, lovely canapés and picking out which boat you’d have. The Pershing, please.

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Fix up, look sharp and bring your A-game to this tres swank Armani outpost.

In the tallest building in the world. Dress to impress Giorgio.

Pretty buzzing most nights, but out of control come Thursday when the world and his pal turn up for happy hour.

Calabar comes into its own during the winter, when you can crash out on the beanbags with some pals.

Belgian Beer Cafe down

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Nab a table on the terrace and watch the sun set over the skyline with a beer in hand.

Crowne Plaza Festival City, Dubai, Sun to Mon 6pm to 2am, Tue to Wed noon to 2am, Thurs and Fri noon to 3am. Tel: (04) 7012222. www.ichotelsgroup. com

Reasonable given the stunning setting and quality of fare.

Don’t leave without sampling the raw bar.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, Sun to Fri from 6pm to 1am, Tel: (04) 3172222. www. dubai.park.hyatt.com

Money to burn?

This is the place for you. Also great for people watching and wondering how you’ll pay the bill.

As steep as the Burj Khalifa. Order at your peril.

The bar is beautiful but definitely one for special occasions.

Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Old Town, Dubai, Mon to Sat 10pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 8883888. www. armanihotels.com

At the heart of Dubai Marina, with the water literally a stone’s throw from the vast deck.

Great BOGOF value and the weather is perfect for this place at the moment.

Not bad at all, even outside of happy hour.

We nicknamed it The Youth Club last winter – lots of young pups.

Aquara, Dubai Marina, Dubai, daily from 6pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 3627900. www. dubaimarinayachtclub. com

Right at the centre of Old Town, affording you great views of the Burj Khalifa from said beanbags.

Cocktails and chat.

Don’t expect super speedy service, though.

Above average, but this isn’t the kind of place to chuck pints down your throat.

Did we mention the beanbags?

The Address Downtown Dubai, Emaar Boulevard, Downtown Dubai, daily from 6pm to 2am. Tel: (04) 436 8888. www.theaddress.com

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Like its neighbour Zuma before it, LPM is never lacking in loyal customers, so it’s always best to book ahead.

White panelled walls, contemporary artworks, dark, bare wood floors, a long bar, crisp tablecloths and romantic lighting.

Simple and intimate is the name of the game at LPM, with sharing encouraged.

Best cheesecake in Dubai.

DIFC, where LPM and Zuma watch over proceedings like two culinary colossuses.

We went to town and were relieved of Dhs930 (without alcohol), but two could eat well for Dhs650.

Head down to our first Saturday Sessions on January 29 and catch us on the decks, 4pm to 7pm. Win a table, p14.

Serious dining in the bright downstairs restaurant, or casual nibbles and drinks in the upstairs lounge and bar area.

Still going strong despite the recent departure of chef Colin Clague, the kitchen is as inventive and consistent as ever.

DIFC and Zuma are synonymous with each other.

Dhs1,000 for two. Ebisu Express lunch menu (miso plus main) Dhs62, Ebisu (miso plus three courses) Dhs120.

We’ll never tire of saying it. Zuma is the best Japanese restaurant in Dubai.

Building 6, Gate Village, DIFC, Sat to Thurs 12.30pm to 3pm, Sat to Wed 7pm to midnight, Thurs and Fri 7pm to 1am. Tel: (04) 4255660. www. zumarestaurant. com

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The team at Indego is always welcoming and the restaurant comfortable and relaxed.

A cosy restaurant with several statues of golden gods and a cabinet of shoes on one wall to remind you you’re eating Indian.

If you haven’t eaten chef John Sinjobi’s renderings of Vineet Bhatia’s dishes, you haven’t eaten contemporary Indian cuisine.

Grosvenor House. When you’ve had your fill skip out to the terrace for a coffee.

Dhs900 (without alcohol), which is a bargain for Bhatia.

Just go and eat there and tell us it’s not the best Indian in Dubai. Go on.

We dare you.

Grosvenor House, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Sun to Thurs 7pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 3176000. www. grosvenorhousedubai.com

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RG has come into its own now that winter is in full flow.

Make sure you book ahead.

Open kitchen, white walls and linen and, of course, daily specials scribbled on chalkboards.

Try the Dhs80 and Dhs100 lunch menus.

Book a table on the terrace.

Dhs400 for two.

Table on the terrace Saturday at 6pm, please.

We’ll be having the roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

Souk Al Bahar, Level 3, Old Town, Dubai, noon to 11pm. Tel: (04) 4230903. www. rivingtongrill.ae

Since Ramsay’s visit and chef Scott Price’s What’s On Chef Of The Year award there’s been a renewed buzz at Verre.

From the chef’s table to the private dining room, Verre is contemporary fine dining 101.

Scott Price and the team know exactly what they’re doing.

Order the beef Wellington.

The wrong end of town, but it’s Dubai’s first celebrity chef restaurant and its clientele (us included) is loyal.

Dhs395 for three courses and Dhs495 for the six-course menu. Chef’s table Dhs695 per person.

What have you got in store for us this year then, Scott?

1

La Petite Maison

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Indego by Vineet

Rivington Grill

5 Verre

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

We voted it Best Newcomer at the What’s On Awards, and with good reason.

INFO

DIFC, Gate Village 8, Dubai, Sun to Fri noon to 2.30pm and 7pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 4390505. www. lpmdubai.ae

Hilton Dubai Creek, Sun to Fri, 7pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 2277550. www. gordonramsay. com

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People visit Pierre Gagnaire’s Dubai outpost for a special occasion, so there’s always the tingle of excitement in the air.

Purple carpet, pink chandeliers and mahogany balloon-back chairs. It’s très, très French.

We ate a bubblegum flavoured sauce at Reflets last month. The man’s an artist.

Sit back and let the kitchen create.

Hop in the exclusive Reflets lift and travel to the exclusive Reflets floor.

Dhs1,000 and then some, but the threecourse lunch menu, available Monday to Friday, is a bargain at just Dhs180.

Go for lunch, then save up, and go back for dinner.

InterContinental Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 7pm to 1am. Tel: (04) 7011128. www. ichotelsgroup. com

If you have a date or it’s your anniversary, book a table at Traiteur.

Its that kind of place.

Marvel at the high, vaulted ceiling and breath in the smells wafting from the open kitchen.

Chef Franck Detrait and the lads specialise in French brasserie cooking like Jimmy Page specialises in guitar.

Park Hyatt. Our favourite Dubai hotel.

Three courses for two for around Dhs615. Dhs280 per person for the three-course set menu.

Start off 2011 in your other half’s good books and book a table at Traiteur.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, Sun to Fri 7pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 3172222. www.dubai. park.hyatt.com

The West 14th buzz has died down but we’re still expecting the Marina hordes to make it their Thursday post-work gathering spot.

New York, New York. Low lighting, a cocktail bar and exposed brick in the gents’ toilet. How cool is that?

Order the 300g Australian rib eye mediumrare.

Beside the beach at Oceana Beach Club, which is not an easy place to find (print the map on the website).

Dhs550 for two without alcohol, making it cheaper than your average Dubai steakhouse.

It has some strong competition, but West 14th is still our favourite steakhouse.

Oceana Beach Club, The Palm Jumeirah, Dubai, noon to 3pm and 6pm to midnight Tel: (04) 4477601. www.west14th. ae

The name Rhodes has them coming from far (Abu Dhabi) and wide (Garhoud) so it’s best to book ahead.

Gary’s ‘gangster’ paradise boasts Jack Vettriano prints and some nice splashes of purple. Velvet waistcoats. So on trend.

It’s a grill and you have a choice of everything from sauces to sides.

Order the lamb rack rare.

They’re thinking of renaming Dubai Marina Gary’s Place.

We spent Dhs630 on a meal for two.

You could easily spend more, or if you were careful, a little less.

Book a table upstairs. It’s more intimate.

Le Royal Méridien Beach Resort and Spa, Dubai, 7pm to midnight.

Tel: (04) 3995555. www. garyrhodes. com

Terra Firma is not usually busy, but we have a feeling that’s going to change this month.

Book a table on the terrace overlooking the golf course.

The steaks at Terra Firma mount a serious challenge to the best in Dubai.

OK, so it’s the wrong end of town and a little out of the way, but it’s worth the trip.

Buy two courses this month and for Dhs39 extra you’ll get as much red or white wine as you like.

Thirsty? A bit skint after Christmas?

Terra Firma is the place to be this month.

Al Badia Golf Club, Dubai Festival City, Dubai, Tue to Sun 7pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 7011127. www.diningdfc. com

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The Fish Market is Dubai’s favourite “market style” fresh seafood restaurant which offers unrivalled views of the Creek as well as the freshest seafood available. Choose from a wide selection of freshly caught fish and an array of seafood delicacies, then relax whilst our team of South East Asian Chefs prepare it exactly as you like it.

Fish Market, Seafood restaurant, is open daily for Lunch from 12:30 pm - 3:15 pm, Dinner 7:30 pm - 11:15 pm

Radisson Blu Hotel, Dubai Deira Creek Baniyas Road, P.O. Box 476, Dubai UAE For Bookings, please call 04-205 7333 Infocenter.Dxbza@radissonblu.com radissonblu.com/hotel-dubaideiracreek

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THE HOT LIST BRUNCHES

OUR PICK OF THE BRUNCH BUNCH

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Dubai’s favourite brunch never lacks custom.

Book ahead.

From a cheese trolley and made-to-order steak to sushi and oxtail burger, Al Qasr has everything you’re likely to desire.

There are three rooms full of food and a terrace so you won’t be short of space.

Impressing your parents, your friends, potential business partners or a significant other.

Impressing anyone, really.

It’s Dhs495, which is a lot of money.

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A live jazz band and a bustling open kitchen drive things along at Traiteur.

Classic French brasserie, just like a la carte except you can help yourself to as much as you like.

Go all out and book the private dining room or just nab a conveniently located table near the open kitchen. The terrace is nice, too.

Anyone with a sense of style, superb taste and a penchant for classic French food.

Up to you – Dhs295 sans alcohol, Dhs425 with house beverages, Dhs550 with Veuve Cliquot or Dhs1,500 with a limo pick up.

Don’t be stingy, go for the limo option. You know you want to.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, noon to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3172222. www. dubai.park. hyatt.com

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Brunch is always fully subscribed so make sure your name is in the book.

Fresh sushi and sashimi and a wide array of dishes from the exciting regular menu.

While away the afternoon postbrunch in the upstairs lounge.

The best Japanese food in Dubai.

Kitsu (no alcohol) Dhs315, Kowaku Dhs425 (with alcohol) and Kyasha (with champers) for Dhs550.

If you like Japanese food, this is the only brunch for you.

Building 6, DIFC, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 4255660. www. zumarestaurant. com

Book a table on the terrace and chat with your plans while dreaming of owning one of the boats in the Marina.

We recommend the duck noodle soup and the papaya salad.

It’s all brought to the table.

Right on the water at the Park Hyatt, our favourite hotel in Dubai.

A sedate winter afternoon with friends.

Dhs225 with alcohol. Cheap.

Extremely cheap.

It really is a bargain.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, noon to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3172222. www. dubai.park. hyatt.com

The recent addition of a live band has injected some life into proceedings.

Live cooking stations dolling out Peking duck, pizzas, barbecued cuts, curries and more.

Step out onto the terrace for a prime view of the alwaysimpressive Dubai skyline.

There’s something for everyone. The band entertains the party crowd, but it’s not too rowdy.

Dhs395 with alcohol, Dhs295 without.

Not many brunches have live bands, now, do they?

Anise, InterContinental Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 7011111. www. ichotelsgroup. com

Al Qasr

Traiteur

Zuma

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Thai Kitchen

5 Anise

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

Best brunch in the UAE and with a What’s On Award to prove it.

INFO

Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3666730. www. jumeirah.com

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If you want luxury but can’t handle the crowds at Al Qasr, visit its quieter nextdoor neighbour.

Champagne, steak, seafood, sushi.

Everything you would expect at a high-end brunch.

At this time of year it’s nice on the terrace. Grab a duck wrap from one of the outdoor cooking stations and ogle the turtles swimming in the water below.

A group of your closest friends or some special visitors.

Dhs425.

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The most relaxed brunch in Dubai. A spot of sartorial advice – wear swimmers and flip-flops.

Authentic Mexican from Maya restaurant.

Platters of grilled meat and fish between 1pm and 4pm on the Maya terrace.

Do you fancy the beach? How about the pool?

Neither? Then go and check out the live mariachi band.

If the sky is clear and the sun is shining, right now.

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It’s the Armani Hotel. It’s pretty swish, with a DJ and some lovely views from the terrace.

Sushi buffet, robati grills, platters of nibbles brought to the table and a la carte mains that are worth the brunch price alone.

The Burj Khalifa.

Fancy enough for you?

It all depends on your waiter.

Ours was a hoot, offering excellent banter, filling our glasses and feeding us a lot of protein.

“BBQ the South African way” is what The Grand Grill promises. That means meat – a lot of meat.

A long time favourite with Dubai brunchers, Spectrum is never lacking custom.

Eight kitchens serving cuisine from Europe, Thailand, China, India, Japan and the Middle East, plus a port and cheese room.

Mina A'Salam

Maya

Armani/Hashi

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INFO

We spent Christmas Day at Mina A’Salam.

That’s how good it is.

Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3668888. www. jumeirah.com

Dhs300 for pool and beach access from 10am to 6pm, plus lunch and a 30 per cent beverage discount between 5pm and 7pm.

We visited Maya this month and we’ve never left a brunch feeling so relaxed.

Le Royal Méridien Beach Resort & Spa, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 10am to 6pm. Tel: (04) 3165550. www. leroyalmeridiendubai.com

An afternoon of luxury with the little ones. There’s a supervised play room.

They think of everything these guys.

Dhs290 (soft drinks), Dhs380 (house beverages), Dhs585 (Bollinger) and Dhs145 (children aged four to ten). Go for the Bolly.

How many hotels are located at the Burj Khalifa?

One, that’s how many.

Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Old Town, Dubai, noon to 3.30pm. Tel: (04) 8883888. www.dubai. armanihotels. com

At this time of year, take a table outside for the real BBQ experience.

Those who like to eat animal flesh in large quantities.

A bargain at Dhs295 with alcohol or Dhs225 without.

The South Africans know how to do BBQ.

The Grand Grill Steakhouse, Habtoor Grand Resort & Spa, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3994221. www. thegrandgrill. com

The first floor of Fairmont Dubai.

Spectrum owns it.

Eating your way around the world.

Dhs550 for the full bubble experience, Dhs395 for the Hops and Vines option or Dhs295 sans booze.

Go for the Hops and Vines option.

Who needs champagne when you have eight kitchens?

Fairmont Dubai, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, noon to 3pm. Tel: (04) 3325555. www. fairmont.com/ dubai

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THE HOT LIST SPAS

Amara

THERAPISTS

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THE DADDIES OF THE HEALTH AND LEISURE SCENE

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Knowledgeable and professional, these relaxation experts will take you from stressed out to blissed out.

We recommended Sue if knots are your main problem.

There’s a lengthy and luxurious list of treatments on offer. Grouped by theme, there’s an emphasis on rituals and packages that include pool and health club access.

One of the most beautiful spaces in Dubai, Amara has a courtyard with daybeds, a stunning outdoor pool and each treatment room has a private outdoor shower.

There are monthly offers that take the sting out of the steep prices – but the quality of products, spa and therapists more than justify them.

Quiet, kind and with a firm hand when necessary, Sensasia’s staff are trained to the highest standards.

Innovative and imaginative, you’ll find treatments you never knew you needed.

We love specific massages like the Hi Heeler for aching feet.

Asian chic with splashes of jewel tones; the cosy rooms are a true retreat. And the dressing gowns are the best in town.

There’s a mix of nationalities and specialities, from massage therapists to a GP. This spa is packed with experts.

Talise sets itself apart with its naturopath, life coaching and medical testing, in addition to the large spa menu.

Modern zen awaits at this vast spa, with experienced therapists on hand to guide you from reception to relaxation.

An international mix of staff.

We had a knot-busting South African.

Impressive.

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INFO

Amara starts another year in the number one spot. And it deserves to be there.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, 9am to 10pm.

Tel: (04) 6021234. www.dubai.park. hyatt.com

Choose wisely and you’ll get an hourlong massage for Dhs310.

That ginger tea alone makes it worth the trip, but the treatments are amazing too.

The Beach Club, Al Nafura, Shoreline Apartments, The Palm Jumeirah, Dubai, 10am to 10pm.

Tel: (04) 4227115. www.sensasiaspas. com

The treatment rooms are linked by leafy outdoor pathways, with an outdoor pool tucked away for those day-long spa sessions.

Various, but the 80-minute Royal Hammam is a fair Dhs450.

The Optimal Health Assessment is superb. See page 21 for its Bab al Shams detox retreat.

Al Qasr, Al Sufouh, Dubai, 9am to 10pm.

Tel: (04) 3666818. www.jumeirah.com/ talise

There are separate menus for ladies and gents. Particularly recommended is the Jet Lag treatment.

You’d never expect this shrine to de-stressing to be mere minutes from the hectic Dubai Mall. It’s the perfect antidote to an afternoon of shopping.

It’s pricey, but worth it for the quality of treatments and snooze you’ll enjoy.

Quiet and luxurious, with quality added extras, this spa is a true sanctuary.

The Address Dubai Mall, Old Town, Dubai, 9am to 9pm. Tel: (04) 4388888. www.theaddress.com

There’s no treatment menu as such, just book a time slot (from 90 minutes to a full day) and the therapist decides.

As stylish as you’d expect from Giorgio. It’s a sleek space with dark greys and clean lines. Very masculine indeed.

Not as bad as you fear, with 90 minutes costing Dhs650, up to Dhs2,500 for a full day.

The unique 'decide for you' approach is great for spa newbies.

Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Old Town, Dubai, 9am to 9pm.

Tel: (04) 8883888. www.dubai. armanihotels.com

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Male and female therapists are available with their extensive knowledge.

They’re happy to answer questions, or just let you nod off.

The menu invites you to 'drop your robe, cares and guard'.

Cheeky. There are Anne Semonin treatments, plus a choice ranging from ear candling to sculpting rituals.

Shared steam and sauna facilities make it an ideal destination for couples. We especially like the clever two-way windows so you can look out over the polo fields.

Mid-range, with a 60-minute Anne Semonin massage for Dhs450 and an hour of reflexology for Dhs395.

The female therapists at this ladies-only spa undergo two years of training and the results are impressive.

Each month brings new treatments and discounts. You’ll find everything from blow-dries to luxury rituals, all with a Thai flavour.

Hidden away in an Al Wasl villa, the spa is a cosy escape with a lovely garden for yoga.

The team at Atlantis will greet you with ginger tea, treat you to some high quality pampering then bring more tea.

The extensive list covers gentlemen’s shaves, expert pedicures, lengthy rituals and more.

Particularly recommended are the Clarins facials.

Expert, unassuming and happy to talk you through what they're doing and why. Excellent.

Super friendly and dedicated to making your metime as enjoyable as possible.

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THE SPA

PRICE

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

INFO

What could be better than a rub down then steak at Rare?

Not a lot.

Desert Palm, Al Awir Road, after International City, Dubai, 9am to 9pm.

Tel: (04) 3238888. www.desertpalm.ae

Well priced at around Dhs350 for an hour-long massage. Keep an eye out for special offers, too.

Check out page 52 to find TPS's special January discount deal.

1074 Uttamah Villas, Al Wasl Road, Jumeira, Dubai, 10am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 3489679. www. thaiprivilegespadubai. com

It’s an impressive spa with a huge staircase, beautiful 'floating' walkway and underwaterthemed treatment rooms.

You’re on The Palm so expect to pay the big bucks, with two-hour packages costing Dhs1,000. They’ve priced it with tourists in mind, but it’s worth treating yourself.

A spa that will have you wanting more (and asking for a pay rise).

Atlantis The Palm, Palm Jumeirah, Dubai, 10am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 4261020. www. atlantisthepalm.com

Not a huge selection, but everything you could want from rituals to tanning.

An unexpected sanctuary in the depths of Emirates Towers. Previously H2O male spa, it has opened its doors to the ladies.

Definitely on the more expensive side, which is no surprise given the hotel and neighbourhood it's in.

Try the fourhand Mandara Massage. You’ll be pushed, pulled and pulverised into a state of somnolence.

Seriously soft dressing gowns, Elemis facials and the beautiful steam room were our highlights.

Slightly above average at Dhs470 for the 65-minute Muscle Ease massage.

' Check out our His 'n' Hers review on page 49.

Enjoy a massage and lunch at Okku or Ruth’s Chris for only Dhs299. Sweet.

Emirates Towers, Dubai, 9am to 11pm.

Tel: (04) 3198181. www.jumeirah.com

The Monarch, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 9am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 5018888. www. themonarchdubai. com

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There’s method in our man on the radio’s madness.

Although it’s still madness…

I guess I should warn you about the obligatory new year column that you’re about to read. As the cover for this edition of What’s On proudly proclaims, it’s a New Year, New You. No doubt, as you read this, some of you are in the throes of your first, painful sessions with personal trainers, others will be miserably munching on a fistful of leaves whilst, due to nicotinewithdrawal, others will be biting-off the heads of anyone who dares say hello.

Many of you will have already broken your resolutions and then there are those who refuse to make them and brand the whole thing poppycock.

That used to be me. The whole shebang seemed utterly pointless. Just another way for gyms to sell memberships, supermarkets to sell salad and lazy magazine columnists to fill a page.

up and think, “must lose the equivalent of a 13-year-old child from the space between my nipples and belly button”.

There are resolutions that aren’t actually resolutions at all, but actually just the machinations of life. Each January I make a resolution to be more frugal and not fritter away as much money on things I don’t need.

By the end of January I’ve normally managed to keep this resolution, though not through choice. I’m just broke from squandering all Well, now I’m a magazine columnist I can my money in December on chocolates, gifts, tell you resolutions are a fine idea. Let me gadgets and wilting fir trees. explain why over the next couple of hundred Each year I make the usual resolutions, words… but I also try to throw in one or two that First of all, it’s something to talk about will give me something to talk about on when you go back to work, plus it can last Dubai 92’s breakfast show. In previous years you pretty much the whole of January. So all I’ve resolved to take and publish one photo those awkward stop ‘n’ chats first thing in the per day, I’ve committed myself to learning morning when you’d normally be stood at to play the piano and one year I even went the printer, slack-jawed and half-asleep, need so far as performing regular random act of not be a worry anymore. Just throw in a “this kindness. None of these lasted past the first diet is killing me”, roll your eyes, move on, week, so I figured if I’m going to fail, I might then repeat daily until February. as well fail at something outrageous. And Resolutions are also a great distraction. with that, I give you my new year’s resoluFor me, they take my mind off the fact that tions for 2011… my next holiday will be in six months. That’s I resolve to finish La Sagrada Família roughly 120 4am alarm calls. I can cut that cathedral in Barcelona, make more money down by a considerable amount by instead than JK Rowling, win Eurovision for the concentrating on hating jogging, detesting United Kingdom with a song about how the Weight Watchers milkshakes and biting back rest of Europe is rubbish and destroy every profanities aimed at fellow road users.

Black Eyed Peas CD in Dubai before this Having a few targets in life is no bad thing, year’s Rugby Sevens. either. Resolutions are basically to-do lists on a grander scale. All you’ve got to do is Catboy hosts the Catboy & Geordiebird program yourself so that rather than waking Breakfast Show, Sun to Thurs, 6am to up and thinking, “must get milk”, you wake 10am, Dubai 92. www.dubai92.com

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