What's On | September 2010

DHS 10 SEPTEMBER 2010 ISSUE 389

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Contents Features 19 Come dine with us How to host the dream dinner party, with the ultimate chef’s cook-off, top tips, recipes and dining across the UAE 28 Eid escapes Our flow chart will help you decide where to spend the long weekend 31 Water, water everywhere Muck about on the rivers, seas and sands with our guide to waterbased activities 39 21 burgers: tested We go in search of the UAE’s best burgers, from fast food to fois gras

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The round-up 14 Salaam The whole of September on two handy pages 17 Competitions Want to score some prizes? Weekend stays, bubbly brunches and a month of dining could all be yours 44 Films Our verdict on Vincent Cassel’s latest offering, plus Perrier’s Bounty, I Hate Luv Storys and more 49 Eating out We visit Dubai newbies The Gramercy and Rhodes Twenty10, plus the spicy side of Armani at Amal and The Critic on social networking in the restaurant world 57 Arts Al Quoz’s most exciting space, acting workshops, plus five to see this month

82 Club Diary The low-down on what's coming up in clubland

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85 Travel Charity challenges on Mount Kilimanjaro, plus Aleppo 97 Hot Lists The top ten brunches, restaurants, bars and spas in Dubai and Abu Dhabi. Hot stuff 106 Backchat Dubai 92’s Catboy on insecurities, halitosis and dodgy haircuts

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63 Shopping This season’s key trends and the lovely Sophia answers all your wardrobe woes 71 Mind & Body Teaming up with Dubai 92’s fit females, a trip to the Fairmont’s spa and the torture of back waxing 79 Sport & Outdoor Mr Fitness gets to grips with your workout gripes, plus this month’s sports news in short 8 WHAT’S ON SEPTEMBER 2010

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This month we’ve been...

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Throwing dinner parties, p19

Embracing our Piscean side, p31

Scoffing burgers, p39

Editor’s note OK, confession time. Despite being the Editor of Dubai’s go-to magazine for fun and adventure, I have a weakness, well, obsession with a certain TV programme that involves would-be chefs competing against each other for a cash prize. I’m sure you’ve seen it – it seems to be on15 times a day on Showtime’s BBC Lifestyle – and I’ve yet to meet anyone who doesn’t crack up at the sight of random wannabe-chefs laying into complete strangers just because their custard was lumpy.

Yes, I know being ‘Mr What’s On’ (and, by the way, you have NO idea how many people come up to me with, ‘Oh, What’s On? So, what’s on!’ It’s a classic gag, apparently…) means I have a responsibility to get out there and try the fun stuff for you, and, of course, I do. We all do. But give me a bag of pick’n’mix and a few do-it-yourself chefs arguing over a soufflé, and that’s me sorted for an evening.

But, simply staying at home isn’t the What’s On way. So, this month we’ve combined our favourite show with a cheeky feature on how to host and enjoy the perfect dinner party – it’s your complete guide to throwing a bash, and bar the odd argument (you can provide those yourself ), it’ll have you sorted for a fun night with family or friends.

Enjoy the issue.

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September in miniature

What’s hot Dubai Country Club This Dubai institution is set to reopen at its new Dubailand home in July 2011, but membership is limited.

Apply now. www.dubaicountryclub.ae Devilfish Atlantis is the first public aquarium to display the rarely glimpsed Devilfish at The Ambassador Lagoon.

Atlantis, The Palm, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4261000. www.atlantisthepalm.com ADMC Sport The English Premier League is upon us and Abu Dhabi Media Company is offering live online streaming, plus previews and highlights, for Dhs367.

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Walking A study by shoe manufacturer RYN Middle East claims that just four per cent of UAE residents set aside time for a walk on a weekly basis. Just 150 minutes a week will have a dramatic effect on your health, so walk, darn it, walk like the wind.

BlackBerry It’s a tough time for BlackBerry owners as their little plastic friends sit on death row awaiting October 11, the day the Telecommunications Regulatory Authority says it will suspend service.

Lazy runners We've started training for the Dubai Marathon and we’re sick of the ‘runners’ plodding round Safa Park. Join us and sign up for the marathon, you lazy beggars.

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LA PETITE MAISON The original bistro in Nice is said to have had French President Nicolas Sarkozy exclaiming ‘c’est magnifique’ and, following the success of the London outpost, La Petite Maison is rumoured to be opening a Dubai branch at DIFC. We’re hearing October.

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JAMIROQUAI Fast cars, sharp threads, beautiful women, superyachts and champagne – of course the Brit band and their disco dancing frontman, Jay Kay, are going to be at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.

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Of Leon – are anything to go by, we could indeed be welcoming Bono and his merry men in November.

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THE IVY This one is definitely just a rumour for now, U2 but word is circulating among those in the If the big names wooed to the capital for last know that the famous London restaurant is year’s F1 – among them Beyoncé and Kings set to open in Dubai.

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WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS In Oliver Stone’s Academy Awardwinning 1980s classic Wall Street, ruthless corporate raider Gordon Gecko (Michael Douglas) portrayed the very essence of a soul corrupted by capitalism, greedily pursuing money and power with a coldhearted relish, expounding philosophical gems like ‘lunch is for wimps’ and doing his best to destroy, or avoid, relationships with others. And boy was it fun to watch.

Now, 20 years later, just released from jail,

Gekko is a reformed character attempting to warn Wall Street of impending financial disaster and fix his relationship with his daugher Winnie (Carey Mulligan) with the help of her property trader fiance Jacob (Shia LaBeouf ). How sweet.

Fortunately, Gekko becomes embroiled as Jacob seeks revenge for the death of his boss. That’s more like it. Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps is out September 23. Hooray!

Five Questions… Fabio Cannavaro Italian soccer legend, Fabio Cannavaro, played for Parma, Real Madrid and Inter Milan in a glittering career, but he is probably best known for his spell with Juventus, where he picked up the FIFA World Player Of The Year Award in 2006.

The World Cup Winner – he captained Italy to victory, also in 2006 – signed for Dubai club Al Ahli earlier this year What drew you away from Juventus to come to Dubai?

When the time came to part ways with Juventus, I was looking for something different and decided I would like to move to Dubai. Once Al Ahli came in with an offer I knew it was the right move – they showed great ambition and have some great young talent to work with.

Dubai in the summer – a little different from Italy, no?

It is different, and I’m looking forward to it getting cooler. We have great coaching staff who know exactly when and how to push the players to keep us on the ball. During Ramadan we would train after 8pm, and stay until midnight. It’s a bit different to what I have been used to, but my teammates and the coaches are showing me how it’s done.

What about the language barrier?

As you know, Italian is my first language so

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communication was always going to be an issue. This is not a problem on the pitch as you quickly develop an understanding with your teammates and can read each other’s game.

I’m sure I will pick up a few words of Arabic.

What do you like most about life in Dubai?

My family's the most important thing to me, and when you look at the low crime levels in Dubai and the good schools, you can’t help but think it's a good place to bring up your children. It’s difficult to pin down a favourite thing as I'm still exploring everything.

What do you hope to achieve with Al Ahli?

Obviously, it would be great to lift trophies, but the first aim is to use my experience to help some of the younger players. The club is developing and I’m proud to be a part of that. Also, it’s important to me to play quality, exciting football that people want to come and watch. Anyone who loves football – no matter what their nationality or background – needs to know that Al Ahli is a team you can come along and support. www.alahliclub.ae

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Forget the chips and dips, here three of the UAE’s top chefs show you how to throw the perfect dinner party with their own sumptuous soirees, plus a round-up of the best private dining rooms, at home catering, chefs’ tables and a murder mystery party

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THE CONCEPT: EXPLAINED

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If you haven’t seen the TV show Come Dine With Me you’ve either been hiding under an extremely large rock for the past few years, or have a very exciting social life.

Set to a rolling boil in 2005, the British reality show spurned a glut of imitators across the globe from Australia to the US, spilled over onto UAE screens (BBC Lifestyle) last year, and is still bubbling away nicely.

The concept is simple. A group of strangers each host a dinner party in their home for their fellow contestants who give a score out of ten at the end of the night. The winner is awarded around Dhs5,600.

And, of course, there’s all the accompanying shouting and shenanigans we’ve all come to expect from reality TV. We asked some of our favourite chefs to design a menu, host their own dinner parties and judge each other’s efforts. And, naturally, we were there to adjudicate.

They’ve even supplied their dream guest list and some unique dinner party tips.

Whether you’ve seen the show or not, dinner parties are in. So here’s how to host your perfect evening. Bon appetite!

Chef Colin Clague Menu

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Tuna tartare, veal cutlet with nori butter and pickled Japanese mushrooms, salt-grilled seabass with burnt tomato relish, black cod, dessert platter (fresh fruits, sorbets, chocolate fondant)

Recipe

Salt-grilled seabass with burnt tomato relish Ingredients

700g seabass (filleted and trimmed), Maldon sea salt, 3 lemons, 10 bamboo leaves, 10 tomatoes, 10 jalapeno peppers, chopped coriander, 10 onions, salt and pepper, chili oil, ginger juice.

Method

Roast tomatoes, either with a blowtorch or on the hob, until the skin is split and burnt, remove seed and dice into large chunks.

Finely chop onions, jalapeno and coriander and add to the tomatoes, add chili oil, ginger juice and salt and pepper to taste. Skewer each seabass fillet onto two metal skewers, wet the skewered fillets and season with Maldon sea salt.

Grill skin side down until the skin is crisp and nicely coloured and finish off on flesh side until cooked. Remove skewers and place fillets on bamboo leaves. Serve with a slice of lemon and the burnt tomato relish.

Dream guest list

M DREA S T S GUE

TOTAL SCORE

Arsene Wenger, Dennis Bergkamp, Billy Connolly, Tommy Cooper, Mikhail Gorbachev, Nelson Mandela, Aretha Franklin, Paul Weller, Keith Floyd, my wife, Farah, and my two boys, Euan and Nael.

The scores

Chef Scott Price, Verre “Everything was absolutely fantastic from the canapés through to the starters, main courses and dessert platter. But, I’m a really big fan of desserts and would have loved an individual dessert as opposed to fresh fruits. I know this is the Japanese culture, but that’s my personal opinion.”

8/10 Chef Kuldeep Raturi, Options “The ambience was OK and the food, including the desserts, were good.

Unfortunately, the service was not quite up to the mark.”

8/10

Colin's five top tips

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Do as much mise en place (set up) as possible so that you spend more time with your guests and less time in the kitchen.

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Have a wow dessert, everybody always remembers the last course.

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Create a mood. As with any good restaurant, the lighting and music are vital.

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Cook for your guests, don’t cook what you would like to eat.

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Instead of working on individual plates, try a sharing concept, it’s more fun and everyone can dig in.

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WINNER! TOTAL SCORE

Chef Scott Price Tomato and basil tea, pressed foie gras terrine, pea risotto, canon of lamb, honey and fennel crème brûlée

fiancée, Emily, Bruce Lee. And, if possible, I’d really love to reform the Spice Girls so that they could do the dishes.

The scores

Louis Abdilla, General Manager, Zuma “The meal was Toasted fennel perfectly executed seed crème brûlée with outstanding flavours and top quality ingredients. We ate a tomato Ingredients infusion with fresh basil tea and 1.125ltr double cream, 600ml milk, a light tortellini, followed by 430g egg yolks, 60g fennel seeds an outstanding terrine of foie (toasted à la minute), 70g honey, gras served with brioche toast, 150g sugar. a selection of chutneys and infused salts. The main course Method was a succulent saddle of lamb, Place cream and milk in a pan garnished with a slab of pomme and bring to the boil. Quickly boulanger and lamb jus. We toast off the fennel seeds in a finished the meal with a delicious smoking hot pan and add to the crème brûlée flavoured with cream and milk. Beat the egg yolk fennel seeds and garnished with and sugar together, pour on the mango. A culinary experience to hot milk, cream and fennel seed be remembered.” mixture, whisk and add honey to 9/10 taste. Infuse for ten minutes.

Chef Kuldeep Raturi, Dream guest list Options Sir Alex Ferguson, Noel “Again, the ambience Gallagher, Jeremy Clarkson, was OK but there was Eric Cantona, Jim Morrison, my good service and I first boss, Andrew Macgeorge, enjoyed the soup and salad.”

Nick Alvis, Jason Manford, my 9/10

Recipe

AM DRE TS GUES

Scott's five top tips

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Keep the dishes simple and prepare in advance as much as possible – that way you can spend more time at the table with your guests.

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Do the washing up that night, whilst you are merry, so you don’t have to do it when you’re feeling rough in the morning.

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Give the evening a theme – from the food to the dress code. This always adds another element of fun to the dinner party.

4

Don’t attempt to cook a dish you haven’t made before, or attempt to make anything too complicated.

Dinner parties are supposed to be fun and not too stressful; you want to be able to relax and enjoy the evening and not be scared of failing in front of the guests.

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Organise: make sure your house is clean, the dog is out, place cards are at the table, candles are lit and all other possible things that need to be done are sorted before your guests arrive.

That way you only need to concentrate on looking after your guests and cooking your food. It’s all about planning.

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Menu

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COME DINE WITH US

TOTAL SCORE

Chef Kuldeep Raturi Menu Chandi kalyan, grilled scampi, boti kabab, tandoori veg, murgh makhani, raan buzkazzi, prawn kalimirch, lalla mussa dal, dhingry mattar paneer, dum puckt biryani, chikka rotiyan da, dariyal da mitha, rasmalai, gulab-e-gulkand, kulfi, tawa mithai chaat

Recipe

Chandi kaliyan Ingredients

Eight boneless chicken breasts, 2tbsp ginger paste, 2tbsp garlic paste, 2tbsp malt vinegar, 2-3 cups fresh cream, half cup grated cheddar cheese, 1tbsp chopped coriander leaves, half tsp green cardamom powder, quarter tsp mace powder, quarter tsp nutmeg powder, salt, butter, silver varq.

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Method

Cut chicken breasts in half, apply ginger paste, garlic paste and malt vinegar and allow to marinate for 30 to 40 minutes in the refrigerator.

Mix the egg, fresh cream, cheese, coriander leaves, green cardamom powder, mace powder, nutmeg and salt. Marinade the chicken in this

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mixture for a further four or five hours in the refrigerator. Skewer the tikkas and roast in a moderately hot tandoor (or the oven) for ten to 15 minutes. Remove, baste with butter and roast for two minutes. Remove, garnish with silver varq.

Dream guest list

My mum, dad and two little sisters, my boss, Chef Sanjeev Kapoor, my former head chef, Aanada Solomon from Taj Mumbai, my dream girl, my favourite actress, Kajol, Sachin Tendulkar and Anna Kounikova.

DREAM GUESTS

The scores

Chef Colin Clague, Zuma “Excellent evening, great food, pleasant company. Have to go on a diet now, though.”

8/10 Chef Scott Price, Verre “I liked the ‘classic’ Indian restaurant style. We ate a variety of different meats and vegetables from the tandoor, all very tasty and cooked and seasoned well. I particularly enjoyed the butter chicken. A couple of the dishes were a little too spicy for my taste, but still good. Lots of

different breads and chutneys to complement each dish, and the raita was excellent. When the coconut mousse came out inside a coconut I was quite full. Then we went on to petit fours. We were very well looked after all night and the food was what you would expect from a good Indian restaurant.”

8/10

An Italian cookery masterclass Feeling inspired by all these recipes and tips? Already planning your dinner party? E-mail us the ten people that would come to your dream dinner party and you could learn how to cook the perfect three-course Italian meal, with a masterclass by Chef Paolo at Southern Sun Qamardeen Hotel. As Chef de Cuisine at the ever-popular Esca restaurant, Chef Paolo will share the secrets that give all his dishes an authentic Italian touch during your own private couples’ cooking class. Win the class and you can dazzle your guests at your next dinner party by passing the delicious menu off as your own.

Simply e-mail your fantasy guest list to editor-wo@motivate.ae by September 30 and we’ll pick the best.

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Kuldeep's five top tips

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Use premium quality fresh ingredients.

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Present the food in an impressive manner.

Select your menu with your diners in mind (find out their likes and dislikes, allergies etc).

Good service is paramount. You must be attentive to your guests.

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It may sound obvious, but the food must taste good.

Put some effort in, make sure you do your research, prepare and practise.

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The Menu Parmesan shortbreads and minted pea puree Pumpkin blini with Gorgonzola and pistachio Smoked salmon mini-quiche with potato crust Roasted kumara with rare roasted NZ lamb Rice paper rolls with crisp vegetables and mango The Burger (gourmet mini-beef burgers) Gourmet cheese board Mini-chocolate tarts with a coconut crust Mini-raspberry cheesecakes with a black pepper crust

The venue

Your place. Easy. Your mates know where to go, there’s no dress code (unless you dictate it) and going home is just a short distance from the table. Getting help to feed your friends takes the pressure off big time, it’s just a matter of speaking to the catering company to create a bespoke menu depending on your criteria. Lime Tree Café dropped off the platters with simple instructions for the few dishes that needed heating and we were tucking in within no time. They just need 48 hours notice.

The food

The team at Lime Tree Café are used to catering gatherings requiring everything from giant gourmet salads and mini salmon burgers, to children’s parties and boardroom bashes. We were spoilt for choice with trays of tiny treats, a cheese platter and two desserts.

The details

Lime Tree Café & Kitchen, Dubai, from Dhs75 per person. Tel: (04) 3256325. www.thelimetreecafe.com 24 WHAT’S ON SEPTEMBER 2010

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Know your guest list inside out. Your guests might be pregnant ladies or a pack of hungry, hairy men, either way, plan a menu that suits them best. Know dietary requirements ahead of time to avoid the embarrassment of having nothing to feed a special guest. It’s always safe to have at least one vegetarian option and a few non-seafood/fish options.

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The people

Your mates, your family or business colleagues. Just think about the guests before you get carried away on the Lime Tree website – who likes what? Any fussy eaters or allergies? How hungry will everyone be? We had ten chums around to sample the café’s fare (very willing volunteers they were, too) and a civilised evening of canapés and bubby descended into a sing-off. Not pretty, but a cracking night.

Lime Tree Café’s top tips for the dream dinner party

Dish

Hot catering company, Dish, serves up barbecues in the desert, canapés at cocktail soirees and birthday cakes at parties across town, not to mention bringing great food to yachts, beaches, launches and more. A quick look on their website should get your tummy rumbling and the ideas flowing. Prices depend on head count and menu, but a three-course sit down dinner costs Dhs200 per person, based on a minimum of ten guests and ingredients include quail, snapper and lamb. This is no ordinary food delivery service and it doesn’t come on the back of a bike.

Dish, Dubai. Tel (04) 4221613. www.dish.ae

The Club

If you’re having a dinner party in the capital but can’t be bothered to cook, one of the most popular options is to order food from The Club. Whether you’re a member of the exclusive club or not, prices start at Dhs125 a head, and you can choose from seven set menus, with dishes such as brandy-glazed rack of lamb or angus beef medallions with mushroom and wine sauce. You can also hire waiters, for Dhs40 an hour for members, or Dhs50 for non-members.

The Club, Mina Port, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6731111. www.the-club.com

Outsource to the pros.

If you are too busy with work, kids, or are just too hot and flustered to cook and still enjoy yourself, then it’s better to enjoy the time with your guests and get someone else to do the hard work.

The Lime Tree Café & Kitchen can take care of the whole event, from the food to the flowers, staff and serving equipment and they can even prepare customised party favours for your guests.

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Don’t forget the drinks, ice and glasses – you always need more than you think.

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Remember, too much food is always better than not enough and everyone loves leftovers.

COME DINE WITH US

Other options AKA The private dining room Why slum it with the mere mortals of the world, when you can feel like you own the joint with your very own private dining room experience?

The venue

Let’s face it, Okku’s a nice place to eat. Housed in the Monarch hotel, complete with its cool ‘Number One Sheikh Zayed Road’ address, the Japanese restaurant will impress anyone, be they date or friend, family or business cohort. Yet just when you think they’ve hit the top of the cool-o-meter, they pull out their big guns – the private dining room.

Perched, literally and metaphorically, above the rest of the diners, the private room is your own secluded space where you and your pals can dine the night away without the distraction of Joe Public.

Resplendent with dropdown walls, which can be enclosed for total privacy or left open to see and be seen (yeah, guess which one we opted for), plus your own army of waiting staff, there really is no finer, or opulent, way to dine.

The people

With the dining room split into two to create one smaller room at one end, and one larger room at the other (both completely separated from each other, naturally), the choice of just how many of your friends to invite is all yours. We opted for a group of eight – it seemed like a good round number – and taking the smaller of the two rooms, we fitted nicely around our own table. A somewhat

Private Dining by Gordon Ramsay at Verre

Continuing the concept started by the man himself in London, Verre’s private dining space is a bespoke experience for up to 20 guests.

Decorated in the signature simple style, the room boasts a private entrance, exclusive bar and wine cellar, plus its own dedicated team of staff, including a maitre d’ and sommelier. Chef Scott Price personally oversees the menu, bringing you and your guests Gordo’s finest foods.

Hilton Dubai Creek, Deira, Dubai, from Dhs395 per person. Tel: (04) 2277550

Traiteur

We’ve had a masterclass with Traiteur’s Chef Franck Detrait, so we know that you’re in safe hands at his special table in the open-plan kitchen.

Seating six to ten, you can watch the staff whipping up French fancies, or if you’re in a larger group, then take over the stylish Cave Privee. Both options offer a set menu.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, from Dhs280 per person. Tel: (04) 6021804

boisterous crowd – although strictly in the fun sense, of course – it made sense to separate us from the rest of the restaurant, allowing our gang to lord it up in our own private space without disturbing the restaurant’s regular diners.

Definitely a win-win situation for all concerned.

The food

“Instead of ordering from the menu, would you like us to choose some of our favourites for you?” Words of genius from our hosts, who then proceeded to bring out wave upon wave of Japanese dishes, each one a hit for all who tried them. Wasabi mushrooms? Yes please. Yellow tail carpaccio? Just the ticket.

Wagyu beef and fois gras? Yeah, just leave the tray down there, thanks very much, we’ve more than got this covered…

The details

Okku, The Monarch Dubai, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, from Dhs350 per head (without alcohol). Tel: (04) 5018777. www.okkudubai.com

Frankie’s Abu Dhabi’s ever popular Italian has its own private dining room. Book for eight to 12 guests, and although you can choose from the a la carte menu, there is also a set list of courses. Booking the room, you also get your own maitre d’ and sommelier, as well as a chance to escape the bustle of the busy restaurants.

Frankie’s, Fairmont Bab Al Bahr, Between the Bridges, Abu Dhabi, set menu from Dhs300 per head, a la carte Dhs2,000 min spend. Tel: (02) 6543333. www.fairmont.com

Italian Big Night Out

On September 16, The Bonnington is inviting fans of Italian fare to meet Executive Chef Thomas Gagliardi and Giacomo Puntel, the hotel's Italian food and beverage expert. These clever chaps will talk you through an evening of home-made dishes paired with fine wines from the boot-shaped isle. If you’re the proud owner of an Italian passport, you’ll even get a 20 per cent discount.

The Bonnington, Jumeirah Lake Towers, Dubai, Dhs600 per person including house wines, teas and coffee. Tel: (04) 3560400

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AKA The chef’s table Get up close and personal with Thiptara’s head chef in his busy kitchen The venue

For a dinner party with a difference, Thiptara, The Palace’s luxurious Thai pad, invites you into the kitchen. Surrounded by fire torches and adorned with intricate woodcarvings, the restaurant is nestled at the base of Burj Khalifa, with 360-degree views of the lake and fountains.

The chef ’s table is separated from the sizzle of the hot plates by a pane of glass, leaving you feet from the drama. Watch as the team duck and weave around

a giant sharing platter of crab cakes, corn cakes, beef satay, salads and more, to the array The people of mains. The sharing concept The table can fit four, so this is (‘family style’) allows you to a good one for family groups try a range of dishes, including (even better if you don’t get along crispy sea bass and corn-fed very well – Chef Mac is utterly chicken green curry, but the charming and visits the table star of the show is a roasted, regularly to explain dishes and marinated duck with tamarind have a chat). The experience is also sauce and tempura onion. After a strong choice for entertaining being bombarded with flavours, clients or for a small celebration, the dessert selection is welcome as house beverages are included respite, with exotic fruits, and the sharing makes the evening chocolate spring rolls and a warm and friendly. You might want refreshing coconut ice cream. to avoid inviting people with spice The details issues though – this is authentic Thiptara, The Palace, Old Town, Dubai, Thai cuisine, ie darn hot.

Dhs490 per person for four courses The food and house beverages. Tel: (04) Chef Mac will guide you from 4287961. www.theaddress.com each other, chopping faster than the speed of light.

Murder Mystery Night For a truly unique dining experience, turn super-sleuth with the Yas Hotel’s Whodunit Package Ace female racing driver, Jo Shooie, has tragically died after a horrific crash during a Formula 17 motor race.

Subsequent investigations prove that her car’s brake cables were tampered with, meaning that this is… a murder case.

Police are baffled by the crime, despite many of her cohorts from the Formula 17 sport having a motive to knock Jo off.

The nine sleuths/suspects tonight are a team of What’s On staffers. Gathering at the Yas Hotel’s Noodle Box restaurant, the game starts 26 WHAT’S ON SEPTEMBER 2010

with each participant being assigned a character. These include pompous team owner, Pat McDonald, the outrageously misogynistic Mike Hacker and Jo Schooie’s sister, Wendy, who is suspiciously chipper considering her recent family bereavement.

And one of the nine is the ruthless killer.

After sitting down for the start of the delicious three-course meal, your aim is to talk to as many contestants as possible to glean some info about Jo’s death.

Quick tip. It pays to thoroughly memorise your backstory. When asked a probing question, you don’t want to have to refer to your character info on the laminated A4 sheet. While trying to unravel the mystery, there are also the last few races of the F17 season to win. Here, the game’s host – in our case a cheery and patient hotel employee called

Ramona – is tasked with finding out who ends up winning the F17 season.

The rolling of dice and dealing of cards determine the races. To be honest, it lacks the thrill of a real race, but it’s still fun. Plus the races take place between courses, so it doesn’t detract from the enjoyment of the evening.

We won’t give too much away about the plot, all to say that Formula 17 is a sport so shady it makes the scandal-hit F1 look as innocent as a children’s tea party.

And with a hearty meal, an overnight stay in the Yas hotel, nice drinks and a brilliantly entertaining role-playing game to take part in for less than Dhs1,000, the hotel owners clearly aren’t the ones making a killing here.

Whodunit Package, Yas Hotel, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, Dhs640 for double occupancy, Dhs840 for single occupancy.

Tel: (02) 6560600. www.theyashotel.com

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Have a splashing good time this month with What’s On’s pick of watery sports and fun

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YACHT MINI-CRUISE A mini-adventure that’s big on high-seas excitement

SUITABLE FOR Sightseers with very steady camera arms.

Want to see the sights of Dubai, but by sea?

Then hop aboard Dreamday’s mini-cruise voyage, which sets sail from Dubai Marina’s Yacht Club and heads to the Burj Al Arab, via the Atlantis Hotel and Palm Jumeirah.

Now, we’re not going to lie to you – things can get a bit, well, ‘choppy’ on this cruise. On our trip it was all we could do to stay standing upright, never mind kick back and take it easy. All thoughts of a gentle meander whilst enjoying a relaxing drink or two were quickly replaced with a trip of the more swashbuckling kind, and bar an appearance

by Captain Jack Sparrow himself we would have thought we were the stars of our very own pirate adventure. That’s not say it wasn’t fun – it’s hard not to be impressed (and impress those you sail past) when you’re in an ever-so-expensive yacht, and all those on board certainly had fun, even if they did leave a little green around the gills.

The whole trip lasts around one hour 30 minutes – 45 minutes to zip to the Burj, quick U-turn, and zip back again.

DETAILS Dreamdays, Dubai, from Dhs700 per hour.

Tel: (800) 2080. www.dreamdays.ae

EXHAUSTION LEVEL 6.5/10 Surprisingly high, considering the word cruise is involved.

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TOP SUP TIP

WATERSKIING

Stay safe by getting the right equipment and a good instructor to help you with the correct technique. It’s all about starting off with the right education for the water.

Mimic your favourite action hero with this tricky sport The Beach Rotana Hotel in Abu Dhabi has one of the capital’s oldest waterskiing centres.

The instructors here claim they can teach anyone the basics within an hour.

The trick to water-skiing is to keep your body relaxed as you’re pulled out of the water, then keep your balance on the balls of your feet. Keep your knees bent, legs together, head up, weight leaning backwards and arms straight – quite a lot to remember, especially when a powerful speedboat is pulling you along.

On our first attempt, inevitably, the handle slipped from our hands and we ended up smashing into the water face first. Undeterred, we tried again and our persistence paid off. Despite a couple more spectacular falls, by our second lap of the bay we were able to stand up for a few seconds before the inevitable splash.

Back on dry land, and with an impressive bruise forming on our leg, we were already dreaming of trying some snazzy ramp tricks.

EXHAUSTION LEVEL 8.5/10 Keeping your balance and a firm grip on the handle is hard work.

SUITABLE FOR: Thrill seekers who don’t mind a bit of pain.

DETAILS Beach Rotana Hotel, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi, Dhs60 for two laps of the bay. Tel: (02) 6979000. www.rotana.com

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STAND UP PADDLING Master the art of standing up on a floating board Stand up paddling (SUP) is, quite simply, standing on a board and paddling. Having done our research (FYI, it’s one of the fastest growing water sports today), we did wonder how standing and paddling could be considered a ‘sport’, let alone a workout – but our lesson was about to be learnt.

The first ten minutes of the class were spent with Surf Dubai instructor, Scott, going through a safety debrief and a ‘this is the board, this is the paddle’ dummy’s guide to SUP. Fully prepped, we grabbed our boards and headed out to sea.

The first surprise was how easy it was going from kneeling and paddling to standing – just a small spring in your step and voila, you’re up and full on SUPing.

Then, after 30 minutes of doing just this around the Burj Al Arab, plus honing our ‘turning skills’ (which included several kamikaze wipe-outs) the second surprise came: the tiredness. SUP is quite the all-over

body workout and exhaustion – mixed with elation – saw us paddle swiftly back to sturdier ground.

As adventurous water sports go, SUP is easy to master, sociable, good exercise, fun (plus it’s a combo of ‘tan and train’), and it’s definitely an energising way to start the day.

Are we hooked? Quite possibly, but ask us again when our muscles return to life.

EXHAUSTION LEVEL 6/10 Getting up isn’t the hard part, paddling using your arms and body, whilst balancing with your legs, means almost every muscle is used.

SUITABLE FOR: Water babies and adventurous types looking for something a little bit different.

DETAILS Surf Dubai, Street 3, Umm Sequeim 3, Dubai, Group lessons from Dhs150 for 60 to 90 minutes. Board/paddle hire Dhs50 per hour. Tel: (050) 5043020. www.surfingdubai.com

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SCUBA-DIVING AT DUBAI AQUARIUM Come face-to-face with hammerhead sharks at Dubai Mall’s giant aquarium It’s one thing to go scuba-diving with mere fish, but with sharks? We’ve all walked past Dubai Mall’s incredible aquarium, with its myriad of ocean wildlife swimming hypnotically around, but have you ever thought about actually getting in and going for a dive? Probably not – have you seen the size of some those sharks? – but that’s exactly were we found ourselves, staring, literally, into the fishy abyss.

We have to admit, when our instructor, Ryan, started briefing us with the dos and don’ts, we were a bit scared. There’s a big difference between Nemo and Jaws. Throw in what seemed like ten pages of various forms to fill in to ascertain that we were of sound mind and body (the word ‘will’ flashed through the mind about now), and our bottle wasn’t just gone, it was out the door, up the street and off home to hide under a bed.

However, Ryan knew exactly what he was doing and his confidence and professionalism soon put us at ease. And, let’s face it, this was not exactly the high seas – it was a giant aquarium in a vast mall, with happy shoppers strolling along.

What could go wrong?

Well, for a rank amateur like us, the dive to the bottom isn’t as easy as you’d think, and we resurfaced not once but six times – yeah, you read that right, six – before we were able to muster the skill and courage to reach the foot of the tank.

Ryan – ever the professional – had complete patience, and finally after around half an hour or so we were able to get to grips with the underwater breathing and descend to the depths the aquarium. The joy and elation we felt can’t be described. It was an amazing feeling to peer out of the tank – we could see a bunch of children waving at us through the glass. Swimming with the scalloped hammerhead shark and other fish was so incredibly therapeutic,

OUR PICK OF THE BEST BEACH CLUBS

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AL SHALAL BEACH CLUB This boutique-style club boasts an infinity pool, bar, Mediterranean restaurant and a gym – and, best of all, with daily rates you don’t even need to live on The Palm to live like a footballer on his summer hols.

Palm Jumeirah, between Shoreline Apartment buildings Al Nabat and Al Haseer, The Palm, Dubai, Dhs100 per day, excluding gym, Dhs150 including gym.

Tel: (04) 4309466, www.ifa hotelsresorts.com

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CLUB MINA At 1.2km, this ginormous stretch of sand is home to hundreds of loungers, a vast choice of water sports and Dubai’s favourite beach bar, Barasti.

A day pass will also get you access to five swimming pools and the health club.

Le Méridien Mina Seyahi Beach Resort & Marina, Al Sufouh Road, Dubai, Sun to Thurs Dhs175, Fri and Sat Dhs250. Tel: (04) 3993333. www.lemeridien-minaseyahi.com

any fears we had quickly floated away.

For an unusual and unforgettable day out, swimming with the sharks in a giant fish bowl surely has to be up there with the best of them, and it’s certainly one that will stay with us for a long time.

EXHAUSTION LEVEL 9/10 Diving is not for the faint-hearted or weak-lunged. Expect clogged ears afterwards.

SUITABLE FOR: Adventurous types, marine lovers.

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GOLDEN TULIP AL JAZIRA BEACH CLUB Beach bums should read on. This friendly club is a real community (it even has a dog), but is still welcoming to new members. There’s a gym, spa and health club in the hotel, but the main draw is the stretch of beach and water sports on offer, not to mention that all important feeling of being out of the city.

Golden Tulip Resort, Al Ghantoot, Abu Dhabi, beach, gym and sauna access Dhs100. Tel: (02) 5629100. www.goldentulip.com

DETAILS Arabian Adventures, Dubai, Dhs1,025 for beginners, Dhs625 for certified divers. Tel: (04) 3034888. www.arabian-adventures.com SEPTEMBER 2010 WHAT’S ON 33

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ISLAND HOPPING Discover Abu Dhabi’s many islands

SAILING

again). It ain’t easy, but when you succeed you can immediately wave goodbye to your old landlubber self and embrace your inner salty seadog.

We’ve actually been trying to sign up for Ahoy there, me hearties. What rugged, redsailing lessons at Dubai Offshore Sailing Club blooded adventurer doesn’t want to learn how (DOSC ) for two years. It’s not easy. It seems to sail? Aside from the sense of freedom and everyone wants to take to the high seas, and fun, there’s the windswept look – hair slightly the waiting list is long. But now, at last, we bleached by the sun, tanned skin blasted by all have our chance. There’s a weekend group the wind and waves, piratical glint in the course, Friday and Saturday from 10am to eye – and, of course, there’s nothing cooler 5pm, or a private mid-week course consisting than being able to brag to your buddies (or of eight two-hour lessons. Pay a visit to the ladies) about life on the ocean waves. But DOSC to check availability and add your before you reach that stage, there’s a lot of name to the waiting list for one of the courses hard, and wet, work to be done. starting this month (the sooner the better), Our extremely patient instructor, Wren pay Dhs500 deposit and wait for the call.

English, gave us an intensive two-hour introductory lesson on a laser – a one man, EXHAUSTION LEVEL single-sail dinghy – starting with a brief run- 7/10 Two hours is pretty tiring. You’re going to down of the nautical terms. There are quite a capsize the boat a lot, which means heaving few of them, it seems: boom (pole attached to yourself back on board. the sail), rudder (used to steer), stern (rear), bow (front), sheet (rope used to control the SUITABLE FOR: sail). And then it was straight into the water Energetic folk with a good level of basic fitness who don’t mind getting a bit wet and have the to start learning tacking (turning). Two temperament to repeat the same actions over hours later and we’d just about managed to tack successfully a couple of times, a feat that and over until they get it right. involves several simultaneous movements (pushing the rudder away from your body, DETAILS Dubai Offshore Sailing Club, Beach Road, letting out the sail by loosening your grip Jumeirah, Dubai, Dhs1,600 to Dhs2,000. on the sheet and ducking under the boom as the laser turns, before straightening up Tel: (04) 3941669. www.dosc.ae

Feel the wind in your hair with a sailing lesson

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The waters around Abu Dhabi are teaming with idyllic desert islands.

However, many of these are owned

by Sheikhs and are strictly out of bounds, so rather than risking arrest by the police, it pays to charter a boat company to take you out to the ones you can legally camp and picnic on.

Empros is one such firm, and will take you out on a tour of the islands on a 37-foot boat. We visited Bahraini Island, where we were able to enjoy a nice picnic and played some beach football before returning home.

Overnight camping is also legal on the island, making it a popular spot for locals and expats to party. You can also visit the nearby Lulu Island and its pristine beaches, although the centre of the island has been earmarked for development and is closed to the public, and a ban on overnight camping is strictly enforced.

If you want to take your own boat you’ll need a seafaring licence, which costs about Dhs3,000 a year.

EXHAUSTION LEVEL 1/10 Lounging on a boat and eating sandwiches on the beach requires no effort at all.

SUITABLE FOR: Anyone looking for a relaxing day out on the ocean waves.

DETAILS: Empros, InterContinental Abu Dhabi, Al Bateen, Abu Dhabi, Dhs300 per hour.

Tel: (02) 6736600. www.empros.ae

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KITESURFING Harness the power of the wind and off you go

Kitesurfing is one of those activities you look at with a mixture of mild awe and envious yearning, thinking, “I would love to do that.”

You gaze from your lazy sunbathing spot as a bunch of kitesurfers cut dynamic curves across sea and sky. It looks so impressive – the grace of the kite as it traces an arc up to its zenith and then swings with the wind to propel the surfer rapidly across the waves. Then it’s headphones back in, and back to your tan. Yearn no more.

You can not only throw caution to the wind, but learn how to control it with a course of kitesurfing lessons from Air Water Earth. This company offers expert tuition on how to go from dunce to dude in as little as six hours.

We opted for the beginner’s course and our instructor, Osama, was as cool as they come.

He’s a multi-skilled outdoor sportsman who teaches everything from paragliding to rock climbing. First off it’s the all important safety features and some basic wind theory before you get to grips with a training kite. This is great fun

and something of the inner kid comes out as you draw figure eights in the sky, getting used to how the bar works, angling it to steer, drop, raise and land the kite. Once comfortable with the small kite, you advance to the 14-square-metre beast with an inflatable edge.

To control this bad boy, you need a harness and a bit of confidence and strength – these things are powerful. Once you can launch, land and control your kite, you’re ready for the water.

Kitesurfing is not a dangerous sport, but you can do yourself a mischief if you don’t learn properly. If you get the right teacher and stick to the rules though, there’ll be no more looking on from a distance – you’ll be the one zipping across the horizon.

EXHAUSTION LEVEL 8/10 Kitesurfing is not quite as easy as the professionals make it look. There are technicalities to observe and some serious wind power to control. However, with these elements duly respected, it’s a great way to keep fit while enjoying the sun and sea.

SUITABLE FOR: Beach lovers and adrenalin junkies.

DETAILS Air Water Earth, Umm Suqeim 1, Street 2C, Beachside, Dubai, 90-minute introductory course Dhs250, six hours Dhs1,995.

Tel: (050) 5586190

FLOW-RIDER No, not the tattooed rapper with a fondness for ‘boots with the fur’, we’re talking about body boarding at Wild Wadi. With some help from the pros, you too could be on those muchwatched YouTube videos of surfers dominating this simulator, impressing guests and splashing spectators. Actually, if you do get good at flow-riding, please don’t do that. It really is very annoying and we saw a man’s digital camera get damaged last time.

And be sure to book ahead, there’s only ten slots per class.

Wild Wadi Waterpark, Beach Road, Dubai, Sat 7.30am to 9.30am, Dhs75, spectator pass Dhs15. Tel: (04) 3484444. www.wildwadi.com

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WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE

FISHING

JETSKIING

It’s a life on the ocean waves for us – even if the fish don’t want to oblige Fishing in Dubai is a world away from soggy afternoons in a smelly anorak. We booked an afternoon trip with Al Wasl Fishing & Cruising through Day Out Dubai, rounded up some non-squeamish troops and set off to find our sea legs.

Behind the rickety Dubai Creek dhows we climbed on board a sleek fishing liner, all leather lined and boasting fresh fruit and chilled drinks. Our little yacht even came with a bedroom, complete with circular bed.

Very What’s On. Setting sail (or starting motor) at 4pm, we’d missed the searing heat of summer and travelled up the creek and out to sea. A quick look at our passports at the checkpoint and we were off to…? How far could we we go in four hours? After vetoing Muscat, Mussandam and Norway, we found ourselves sailing past the QE2 to a quiet spot where our captain assured us another group that very morning had caught the equivalent of Dubai Mall’s aquarium. We weren’t so lucky.

After loading the rods with bait, we cast off.

Nothing. This was a fish-free zone.

Luckily, with hot tea and enough Pringles to sink the Titanic, we were happy to sit on the deck in the fading light, waiting. Finally we landed one! And another, and then one

Jet off into the sunset

more. We suspect they were all the same fish, one that had developed a taste for celebrity and being papped, but the point is we’d caught the critter.

Our happy clan returned at dusk, snaking up the creek as Bur Dubai and Deira were coming to life. We hadn’t caught enough fish for the feast we’d envisioned, but an afternoon of sea air, views and gentle (OK, brutal) competition made for a fine afternoon.

EXHAUSTION LEVEL 5/10. They weren’t biting for us, but if the fish are leaping onto your rods you’ll need some strong biceps to reel them in. All the fresh air will wipe you out though. Zzzzz...

SUITABLE FOR: Lovers of seafood and sunbathing.

DETAILS Day Out Dubai, Dhs2,800 for up to eight people on a 33ft fishing boat. www.dayoutdubai.com.

HAPPINESS IS A SWIM-UP BAR We’ve found the finest

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LE MÉRIDIEN AL AQAH Granted, you need to travel to the east coast to sample this chlorinesoaked gem, but the giant frozen margaritas, live music (the Madonna covers were a delight) and friendly staff make the journey worthwhile.

Le Méridien Al Aqah, Fujairah. Tel: (09) 2449000. www. starwoodhotels.com

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DREAMLAND AQUA PARK Wild Wadi and Aquaventure might have cornered the flashy waterpark market, but for some bargain fun in the sun, a vast range of slides and a cold brew, Dreamland can’t be beaten. The swim-up bar is usually packed with people regaling tales of a terrifying trip down the family tyre ride (not recommended with six fully grown adults and no children).

Dreamland Aqua Park, Umm Al Quwain, Dhs100 (Dhs70 for under12s). Tel: (06) 7681888. www.dreamlanduae.com.

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H2O AT HILTON Do a few laps, pull up an underwater bar stool, enjoy a fresh juice and pretend you’re on holiday. We, at What’s On, have a dream. A dream of owning a private pool, with a swim-up bar and personal mixologist. Until we sell the film rights on this magazine, the Hilton’s offering will have to do. It’s not a bad stop-gap.

H2O, Hilton Dubai Jumeirah Resort, Dubai Marina, Dubai.

Tel: (04) 3991111. www.hilton.com

The turquoise waters surrounding the capital are so inviting it seems a shame to waste your weekends messing about on solid ground.

Jet-skiing is hugely popular in Abu Dhabi and at weekends swarms of water sports fanatics can be seen darting around the coastline.

It looks easy enough, but for beginners there are some important lessons to learn before you’re allowed to start, the most important of which being attaching the engine stop off to your wrist. This means if you’re thrown off, the engine will stop.

However, the biggest danger is collisions. As the Yamaha VX 700s have top speeds of 80km/h and no brakes, if you’re going too fast you’ll end up smashing into rocks, sandbanks or other jet-skiers.

Thankfully, on our day out we had our experienced guide, Umar, keeping our speeds low as we headed out to sea.

Once we reached open waters, it was time to let loose. It takes a bit of time to get used to the feel of the machine, but once we mastered turning and going over waves it was an exhilarating experience.

EXHAUSTION LEVEL 6/10 Manoeuvring a jet ski requires a bit of brute strength.

SUITABLE FOR: Anyone wanting to blast across the open seas at high speeds.

DETAILS Empros, InterContinental Abu Dhabi, Al Bateen, Abu Dhabi, Dhs280 per hour.

Tel: (02) 6736600. www.empros.ae

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Meat in a bun is always fun, but so many get it so, so wrong. We team up with Dubai 92 DJs Tom and Dan to discover where to buy the best burger in the UAE. Go on, you know you want to

BURGERS

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21 BURGERS: TESTED CLASSIC DOUBLE 9/10

OVERALL WINNER

This is fast food at a good price, but the difference is the quality of meat. Fatburger uses USDA choice beef, imported from the US, and you can tell. This double patty is topped with cheese, grilled onions, mustard, relish, pickles, mayo, lettuce and tomato, all between soft buns, just like they’ve been serving since 1952. If it ain’t broke… Great value, top quality and they even chant your order back at you.

Fatburger, Dubai Mall, Dubai, Dhs24.

Tel: (04) 3398493

TRIPLE PRIME BURGER 9/10

The must-eat choice for the committed carnivore, the Triple Prime Burger is, as the name suggests, chock-full of top-quality beef and when it’s cooked this well, it just can’t be faulted. The melt-in-the-mouth bun perfectly partners the fresh crisp salad, with the addition of garlic mayo an inspired touch.

Put them all together and it’s an unbeatable combo. Totally scratches the burger itch.

Ruby Tuesday, Rimal Building, JBR, Dubai, Dhs45. Tel: (04) 4243771.

HOME-MADE BLACK ANGUS BURGER 8/10

PETITE KOBE SLIDERS 8.5/10

Brioche and beef might not sound DEP ED HELEN’S like a winning combo, but this trio PICK of mini-burgers makes it work. High quality beef, the sweetness of the glazed bun, a hit of flavour from the pickles and condiments and you’re in burger heaven.

Share with a few drinks or go for the hat-trick and eat all three yourself.

Caramel, Building 3, DIFC, Dubai, Dhs80.

Tel: (04) 4256677

DELUXE BURGER 8/10

Jones the Grocer is one of our favourite spots MUSHROOM BURGER in the capital to enjoy high-end café food.

8.5/10 Its deluxe burger might be an expensive For those of a vegetarian persuasion not bite, but it’s made from super-soft wagyu wanting to miss out, this burger has it all. The beef and comes in a butter-toasted bun huge grilled Portobello mushroom packs a with caramelised onions, truffle-infused meaty punch, while the cheddar, rocket and mayonnaise and olive oil-fried chips. Simply pesto add the prerequisite extras. Stacked so delicious. The best burger we’ve ever snacked high it’s almost impossible to eat, gently attack on in the capital. with cutlery and indulge guilt-free. An order of Jones The Grocer, Al Mamoura Building, 4th ‘skin on’ fries is essential. and 15th Street, Abu Dhabi, Dhs99.

GBK, Lower P, Marina Mall, Dubai, Dhs30.

Tel: (02) 4438764.

Tel: (04) 2889057

THE CHEF’S SPECIALITY RIB BURGER 8/10

Not technically a burger, but too good to leave out, this rib & DAN’S sandwich is packed with tender TOMPICK meat (braised for three hours), sweet onions, crispy lettuce and chunky Roma tomatoes.

Ribs & Rumps, Dubai Mall, Dubai, Dhs65.

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FEATURES ED There are a number of factors that GARETH’S make up a great burger – premium PICK meat and a fresh bun being the most important – but the main rule is, don’t mess about too much. Epicure has it just right, with a thick, well-seasoned, 180g patty of quality black angus beef, served in an airy sourdough bun with lettuce, tomato and sweet onion jam. A classic combination.

Epicure, Desert Palm, Dubai, Dhs80.

Tel: (04) 3238888

CHEESE BURGER 7.5/10

No frills here, just angus beef, traditional cheddar, jammy caramelised onions and a tasty sauce conspiring to create a burger that tastes home-made. A true star of the foodcourt at a cracking price.

Ribs & Rumps, Dubai Mall, Dubai, Dhs35.

Tel: (04) 4340468

MEDIA ONE SPECIAL BURGER 7/10

A burger, is a burger, is a burger? Well, not exactly. The special chicken burger from Media One is a delightful mix of fresh meat, onions, coriander and chillies. It’s chunky enough on its own, but the addition of raw onions and fresh tomatoes create a juicy tower. The toppings on offer range from fried egg and ham to different cheeses, and the mushroom sauce will make your mouth water. However, this is a burger that deserves chunky chips, not the sad fries it comes with.

CaféM, Media One Hotel, Dhs50. Tel: (04) 4271000

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ROCKET SINGLE BURGER

BLEDISLOE BURGER

7/10

Laid-back and packed with stuff-your-face atmosphere, this is what a burger joint EDITOR’S PICK should be. There are over 15 types of burger, from its beefy namesake, the Rocket single, to the gut-busting bacon cheddar double, all are big, all are tasty, and all make you want to come back for loads more. We suggest you start with the single and work your way up.

Johnny Rockets, various locations, Dhs32.

Tel: (04) 3447859

6.5/10

This upmarket sports bar has wowed us with its ribs, and the burger didn’t disappoint.

Stacked high with quality meat, egg, beetroot and more, it’s a man-sized meal fit for Jonah Lomu. A bit too big for us, though.

Nezesaussi, Al Manzil Hotel, Old Town, Dubai, Dhs65. Tel: (04) 4285927

LONG’S BEEF BURGER 6.5/10

TANDOORI CHICKEN TIKKA BURGER 7/10

With a fresher taste than the traditional beef burger, this lightly spiced chicken surprise sat happily in a soft wholemeal bun, with crunchy vegetables and a sweet mango chutney. This feels like a healthy choice (but probably isn’t).

The Conservatory’s Gourmet Burger Bar, Qarmadeen Hotel, Old Town, Dubai, Dhs55.

Tel: (04) 4285888

MIRABEL BURGER 7/10

The owner of this new mall-based restaurant boasted to What’s On that his burgers were the best in the capital. And to be fair, the tender angus beef, caramelised onions and deliciously toasted bun were definitely up there with the finest we’ve sank our teeth into.

Mirabel, Fotouh Al Khair Mall, Airport Road, Abu Dhabi, Dhs55. Tel: (02) 6315111

BEEF ‘N’ CHEDDAR MELT 7/10

The Beef ‘N’ Cheddar Melt boasts thin slices of roast beef and onion, smothered with red sauce and cheddar cheese, all inside a toasted sesame seed bun. It was made to order, a welcome change from the usual foodcourt fodder. And a bargain.

Wendy’s Arby’s, Dubai Festival City, Dubai, Dhs17. Tel: (04) 2328500

Despite the shoe-leather beef bacon, this is a delightful burger. Juicy beef, tangy red onion and a perfectly-fried egg are finished off with a slice of tasty Swiss cheese. Creamy coleslaw on the side is the perfect addition to this mammoth sandwich, at least two bites in height. A good, solid mid-week burger with no fireworks, just try to wrap your jaws around it – but be sure to whip off the beef bacon first.

Long’s Bar, Towers Rotana Dubai, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dhs57. Tel: (04) 343 8000

WAGYU BEEF & FOIE GRAS BURGER 6/10

More of a visual treat than a taste sensation, this extravagant affair comes in its own velvet box, and is topped with gold leaf.

Oh so Dubai. Despite being served with caviar tomato salsa, truffle aioli, purple mustard and cep mushroom croquettes, the flavours are a bit underwhelming, but the presentation is guaranteed to impress.

Majlis Al Bahar, Burj Al Arab, Al Sufouh, Dubai, Dhs280. Tel: (04) 3017600 SEPTEMBER 2010 WHAT’S ON 41

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COLUMBIA BURGER 6/10

A steady effort from the café at the Beach Rotana Hotel. The thick wad of meat is served in a bun with a huge layer of lettuce and giant slices of tomato. Use a knife and fork, as you’d probably suffer from lockjaw if you tried to get your mouth around this superthick sandwich.

Columbia Café, Beach Rotana Hotel, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi, Dhs59. Tel: (02) 6979000. www.rotana.com

HALF-POUND PATTY 6/10

One of the newest restaurants in the capital, Hawksbill’s giant burger is just what you need to build up your energy after a tiring 18 holes.

As well as half a pound (that’s 227g in new money) of nicely cooked meat, it comes with bacon, fried egg, cheddar cheese and grilled onions. Even heavyweight golfer John Daly would struggle to finish this one.

Hawksbill, Saadiyat Beach Golf Club, Abu Dhabi, Dhs60. Tel: (02) 5578000. www.sbgolfclub.ae

BLACK ANGUS BURGER 5/10

One of our favourite places to escape the summer sunshine, and when we visit we always order one of their monster burgers.

Nice, tender ground angus beef and plenty of cheese. Our only complaint was that it could have done with a bit more salad.

Heroes, Crowne Plaza Abu Dhabi, Hamdan Street, Abu Dhabi, Dhs78. Tel: (02) 6210000. www.crowneplaza.com

HEMINGWAY’S BURGER 5/10

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This old-school bar is a multiple What’s On Award-winner for its hearty pub grub, and the burger served here doesn’t fail to disappoint.

Expect a massive portion of meaty burger with plenty of cheese and salad.

Hemingways, Hilton Abu Dhabi, Corniche, Abu Dhabi, Dhs55. Tel: (02) 6911900. www.hilton.com 42 WHAT’S ON SEPTEMBER 2010

QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE 4/10

Ah, the classic. Big beef burger, two slices of cheese (that have probably never seen a cow), pickles, onions and that lip-smacking ketchup-mustard combo, all inside a sesame bun. It won’t be winning a Michelin star any time soon, but it’s a cheap, reliable choice.

McDonald’s, various locations, Dhs11.

Tel: (04) 3440911

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FILM Let Me In

The Slammin’ Salmon

Let Me In

The Slammin’ Salmon

The Way Back

WHO?

Chloe Moretz, Kodi SmitMcPhee, Richard Jenkins, Jimmy ‘Jax’ Pinchak, Elias Koteas, Matt Reeves (writer-director)

Michael Clarke Duncan, Jay Chandrasekhar, Jeff Chase, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter, Kevin Heffernan (writer-director-star)

Colin Farrell, Mark Strong, Saoirse Ronan, Jim Sturgess, Ed Harris, Peter Weir (writer-director)

TAGLINE

‘From the director of Cloverfield’

‘Bring a bib, it’s gonna get messy’

‘From the director of Master And Commander and The Truman Show’

ONCE UPON A TIME...

A put-upon kid called Owen (Smit-McPhee) became close friends with Abby (Moretz), a young girl with an appetite for blood and a thing for crucifixes.

A Miami restaurateur tried to get the local Mob off his back by arranging a potentially lucrative contest.

A band of soldiers broke out of a Siberian gulag, only to find themselves miles from anywhere with only the excruciating cold for company.

IDEAL IF YOU’RE IN THE MOOD TO...

Watch the Swedish masterpiece Let The Right One In but can’t be bothered with all those fiddly subtitles.

See a group of people who should know better suggest that they probably don’t.

Watch an epic story of survival, such as superior TV drama Endurance and top doc Touching The Void.

WATCH THIS IF YOU LIKE...

Efficient Hollywood reworkings of overseas horror movies such as... hmmm... give us a minute... there must be something... no, sorry, it’s gone.

The Broken Lizard ensemble’s previous motion pictures, namely the self-explanatory, the sexedup comedy thriller Club Dread and the Police Academy-esque Supertroopers.

Colin Farrell, whose appeal has eluded most of the world with the notable exception of Hollywood’s casting directors.

TOP TRIVIA

Matt Reeves’ first movie was the David Schwimmer romantic drama The Pallbearer. His followup, the monster movie Cloverfield, was made over a decade later.

Broken Lizard alumnus Jay Chandrasekhar also directed episodes of Arrested Development (yes!) and the big screen adaptation of The Dukes Of Hazzard (no!).

The biographical book upon which The Way Back is based was recently exposed as a work of fiction.

WHAT’S ON TEN WORD REVIEW

Not bad, as American remakes of European horror movies go.

The Broken Lizard boys remain an acquired taste.

Peter Weir’s yet to make a completely useless film.

RATE OR SLATE?

★★★✩✩

★★✩✩✩

PREVIEW

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FILM | NEW RELEASES Mesrine: Death Instinct/Public Enemy #1

Perrier’s Bounty

The Resident

Mesrine: Death Perrier’s Bounty I Hate Luv Instinct/Public Storys Enemy #1

Hilary Swank, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Christopher Lee, Lee Pace, Michael Massee, Antti Jokinen (writer-director)

Vincent Cassel, Gérard Depardieu, Cécile De France, Ludivine Sagnier, Mathieu Amalric, Jean-François Richet (writer-director)

Cillian Murphy, Brendan Gleeson, Jim Broadbent, Jodie Whittaker, Domhnall Gleeson, Ian Fitzgibbon (director)

Sonam Kapoor, Imran Khan, Sammir Dattani, Samir Soni, Aseem Tiwari, Punit Malhotra (writer-director)

‘You’re never alone...’

‘Vincent Cassel is Mesrine’

‘Blood is thicker than water.

Nothing is thicker than thieves’

‘A new comedy from a new director’

Dr Juliet Dermer (Swank) moved into a palatial Brooklyn apartment only to discover that her landlord had become obsessed with her.

France’s most infamous bank robber, Jacques Mesrine, (Cassel) went on the rampage and then spent his time in jail writing about his remarkable life.

Dublin Mr Big, Darren Perrier, (Gleeson) set out to avenge the death of his right-hand man.

Jay (Khan), a cynic with little time for love, encountered Simran (Kapoor), a dreamer besotted with the very idea of romance.

Watch a woman being frightened to within an inch of her life in the name of entertainment.

Watch two very good movies about a bloke few people have heard of this side of Marseilles.

See Oscar-winner Jim Broadbent, Batman Begins’ Cillian Murphy and the utterly brilliant Brendan Gleeson savour a heady cocktail of blood, violence and wry Irish wit.

Find out whether Sonam Kapoor’s the equal of her old man Anil, the Bollywood legend who starred in 1942: A Love Story and Slumdog Millionaire.

Women-in-peril pictures such as Rosemary’s Baby (which is awesome), Dark Water (which is OK) and Single White Female (which is a relic from the dim and distant days when Bridget Fonda was famous).

Pulsating crime biopics, such as Peter Medak’s The Krays, Michael Mann’s Public Enemies and Bronwen Hughes’ Stander.

Irish crime comedies such as The General (also starring Brendan Gleeson), Ordinary Decent Criminal, Intermission and Divorcing Jack.

The fact the Bollywood romcom is currently in far ruder health than its Hollywood equivalent

Finnish writer-director, Antti Jokinen, was instrumental in helping heavy metal trolls Lordi win the 2007 Eurovision Song Contest.

Eva Green (Casino Royale, The Golden Compass) and Marion Cotillard (La Vie En Rose, the aforementioned Public Enemies) were originally set to play the women in Mesrine’s life.

The voice of the Grim Reaper (don’t ask) is provided by Usual Suspects star Gabriel Byrne.

I Hate Luv Storys was a top five hit at the UK box office, in spite of it opening opposite DreamWorks’ Shrek Forever After.

The scares are there, but so are the boring bits.

The first film’s fine, but part two is truly superb.

Perrier’s Bounty’s a little flat, but it bubbles with enthusiasm.

Slight, but superior to, say, your average Meg Ryan mawkfest.

PREVIEW

★★★★✩

★★★✩✩

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The Essential Arabian Library In celebration of the centenary of the birth of Sir Wilfred Thesiger, the last of the great explorers, we offer 17 books and a limited edition print from The Arabian Heritage Series.

Described as a “Masterpiece” in The Times, this classic of travel literature is a must-read for anyone interested in the Arab world. The special Centenary Edition celebrates the anniversary of Thesiger’s birth in 1910, and includes 84 photographs and a old-out map.

The authorised biography of Sir Wilfred Thesiger investigates this fascinating figure’s family influences, his wartime experiences, his philosophy as a hunter and conservationist, his writing and photography, and his friendships with tribal people.

This book is a breathtaking pictorial edition of the travel classic Arabian Sands, and contains the same fold-out map which appeared in the first edition of Arabian Sands in 1959.

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Arabian Destiny is an insightful autobiography and a very personal account of the life of the late Edward Henderson – a man whose life was inextricably linked to the history of the UAE.

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Dubai

an aerial tour

Dubai

Dubai is an emirate of spectacular sights.

With post-modern architecture and high-rise towers that jostle with one another, the city’s aerial views provide a magnificent insight into its different landscapes – be they manmade islands or landscaped villas, magnificent highways or grand hotels, verdant green parks or giant shopping malls – taking the reader on an awe-inspiring scenic tour.

an aerial tour

Beyond the city’s limits, turquoise-blue waters with sandy beaches, symmetrical palm trees and ancient desert landscapes provide photographers with many opportunities.

International aerial photographer, Dirk Laubner, has produced a fine portrait of the emirate that reveals why Dubai is such a popular tourist destination. Published in a single, five-language edition, Dubai – An Aerial Tour is a collection of brilliant images of the emirate and a fascinating record of Dubai from the air as we see it today. Placing tourist attractions and significant landmarks in perspective, it provides a magnificent aerial tour for visitors and residents alike.

Dirk Laubner

Dirk Laubner

This book by internationally acclaimed photographer Dirk Laubner takes you on a breathtaking aerial tour around the emirate of Dubai.

This intimate and colourful view of the Emirates is a reproduction of one of famed British artist Trevor Waugh’s journals, kept while travelling the length and breadth of the land.

This book is part of the ‘Noor Ali Rashid’s Royal Collection’, and includes beautiful historical images, highlighting the 40 years of remarkable transformation undergone by the UAE.

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Patrick Lichfield’s photography has spanned four decades of change. His iconic images from the early 1960s to the present day, include notable personalities and events that characterised their times.

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Since that time, his pictures – ranging from formal and informal portraits, including many members of royalty as well as celebrities, prominent figures from the world of fashion and beauty to high profile advertising – have become well known around the world.

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Dubai

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Patrick Lichfield’s portrait of Dubai presents images of a cosmopolitan city, a vibrant emirate and a dynamic people in tribute to one of the fastest growing cities in the world.

A beautiful heartfelt tale of two cultures, and a love and understanding between a Western and Arab family. The Times called it “a deeply sympathetic evaluation of a culture�.

A compilation of poetry by Dubai’s leader, Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum.

Sheikh Mohammed reveals his passions but tempers them with justice and tolerance.

Dr Frauke Heard-Bey’s definitive history of the UAE is a must-read about life in the seven Trucial States before the wealth of oil, and events leading up to the 21st century UAE.

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EATING OUT As you may have guessed, restaurants are very much our thing. That’s why this November we will host the ninth What’s On Awards at Dubai Media City’s impressive Ampitheatre, to reward the establishments that you, the people, have decided are the best in town. If you haven’t made your decision yet, turn to page 51 for full voting details.

If more proof of our attachment to all things edible is required, there are enough pages dedicated to grub in this issue to sate even the greediest gastronome’s appetite. If you haven’t already enjoyed our Come Dine With Us cover feature (p19) and discovered where to ingest the best burger in the UAE (p39), do so, immediately, if not sooner.

Then make your way swiftly back to these Eating Out pages to read what we thought of our pal Gary’s Rhodes Twenty10 (p50), Armani’s Indian eatery Amal (p52) and DIFC’s new sports bar cum restaurant, The Gramercy (p53), plus The Critic on the effect of social networking on people’s dining habits (p54) and rare restaurants in the capital (p55). Hope you’re hungry, ladies and gents.

Gareth Rees, Features Editor

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Three things that UAE foodies need to know CLAWS FOR THOUGHT With its rustic beach hut setting and amazingly fresh seafood buffet, Fishmarket at the InterCon is one of our favourite dining spots in the capital. It's closed during Ramadan, but will open again on September 12 when you can enjoy a slap-up lobster dinner and unlimited champagne for just Dhs395.

Fishmarket, InterContinental Abu Dhabi, Al Bateen, 12.30pm to 3pm and 7pm to 11pm.

Tel: (02) 6666888. www.icauh.ae

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY Hilton Dubai Jumeirah is celebrating its tenth anniversary, but you’re the ones receiving all the presents.

It will be deals galore until October 31, with Italian eatery Bice offering a three-course menu served for ten in its private dining room at lunch or dinner for Dhs210 per person, Friday brunch for 10 at Oceana for Dhs100 per person or Caiparinhas for just Dhs10 each at Pachanga. A great deal better than a box of Roses and a bunch of forecourt flowers in our books.

Hilton Dubai Jumeirah, Dubai Marina, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3182502. www.hilton.com KIDS’ MEAL If you’re ever going to persuade your little darlings to move out of the house and leave you in peace they’ll need to learn how to survive out in the big, bad world. Why not start them off young with some cooking lessons? DIFC Italian Sana Bonta will teach your bundles of joy to prepare a lunch menu and dress it up as a fun time with cake and party hats for just Dhs80. You’ll never have to cook again, until they leave home, that is.

Sana Bonta, Level 1, The Gate Building, DIFC, Dubai, 11am to 11pm.

Tel: 800 26682. www.sanabonta 50 WHAT’S ON SEPTEMBER 2010

Celebrity chef Gary Rhodes’ new Dubai grill is something a little bit different The blinking jewel in the UAE’s culinary crown is, undoubtedly, its smattering of restaurants patronised by globally distinguished ‘celebrity’ chefs.

Those with the keenest glimmer are responsible for ensuring the Emirates at least warrant a mention from international critics and commentators, and at best has chefs – including Gary Rhodes – calling it a food hub.

So the opening of Rhodes Twenty10 is a big deal. If nothing else, it shows that the world’s recent and ongoing financial woes have not dulled Dubai’s luster. It is still an appealing sandpit for the big boys to come and play in.

But, unlike previous celeb restaurants, Rhodes Twenty10 doesn’t bill itself as a fine dining establishment. It’s a grill, pure and simple.

Of course, Gary claims there is a ‘twist’. Having visited a number of Dubai’s many grills, he felt there was something missing – customer choice. So the menu is compiled of 12 sharing plates,

various grilled meats and fish with a choice of sauces, salads and sides for mains and, finally, desserts.

OK, so it’s not a revolution, but it doesn’t do any harm.

The décor is, according to Gary, “a little bit gangster”. There’s even an intriguing, smoking cocktail named the Purple Gangster (which begs to be tried). Again, as with the concept, there’s nothing radical about the design, but it’s perfectly nice. A comfortable bar area hung with Jack Vettriano prints sits beside the lower floor’s dark wood floors, booth seating and statement chandeliers. Upstairs is a smaller dining area with a wine wall and friendlier lighting.

The food itself is simple and skilfully prepared.

We shared several plump pieces of sesame-glazed duck with orange

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and maple dressing on a bed of bean shoots (duck a l'Orange with a nod to Asia), a tangy minestrone soup with lobster and eel, fried in fine brioche breadcrumbs, which tasted sublime – one bite coating the mouth with the intense, fatty fish flavour.

Next up, perfectly pink lamb chops – the meat buttery, with a lovely, flavourful crunch of fat at the edges and served with a restrained mint sauce and an extra Café de Paris butter with a subtle curry edge. And then a huge chunk of meaty, organic salmon with a thick lemon butter sauce.

For sides, crunchy, sweet carrots, fluffy, new potatoes tossed in butter, salt, and a peppery rocket and Parmesan salad.

With just enough space for dessert, we ordered the warm treacle tart with marmalade ice cream and custard. The tart, as soft and warm as a hug on a cold day, was followed up nicely by the slight bitterness of the marmalade.

Paddington Bear would have loved it, and we did, too.

Gary Rhodes may be a big name, but if it’s pretentious plates and pernickety presentation you’re after, go elsewhere. Rhodes Twenty10 specialises in homely, honest grub and accomplished cooking. And we’ll raise a Purple Gangster to that.

Need to know Location: Le Royal Méridien Beach Resort and Spa, Dubai Tel: (04) 3995555 Web: www.garyrhodes.com Open: 7pm to midnight Cuisine type: grill Must eat: roast rack of lamb Bill for two: Dhs630 (without alcohol)

In tweet form… Much talked about grill with a twist from celeb chef Gary Rhodes offering simple, well-prepared food and something a little bit gangster. Follow us at WhatsOnDubai and WhatsOnAbuDhabi

What’s On Awards 2010 – VOTE NOW! The people’s choice awards are back – it’s time for you to have your say. Here’s how to start voting for your favourite restaurants There’s nothing restaurants love more than a sparkling plaque to proudly hang in the entrance to their eatery and, as a result, there are plenty of awards ceremonies around.

But we like to be unique here at What’s On, so our awards, launched in 2001, are the only major prizes presented to the UAE’s restaurants voted for by you – the dining public.

The power is in your hands.

Now here’s how you can use it.

The more observant of you have probably already spotted the voting cards currently adorning the tables of the UAE’s finest venues, and may even have already cast your vote.

If not, there are now three ways to vote for your favourite restaurant, café, bar, brunch, concert, club, sporting event, festival and getaway. The old fashioned way entails filling in one of those marvellous voting slips already mentioned (they should come with your bill if you’re eating at a nominated establishment), but this year – for the first time – you can also vote online at our dedicated awards website (www.whatsonawards.com) and via SMS for a measly Dhs3 charge, by texting the name of the nominee you would like to vote for along with your e-mail address to 3908 (Etisalat) or 4478 (Du).

And, because we’re not only the best-selling entertainment magazine in town but the nicest too, casting your vote will ensure you’re entered into a draw to win our grand

prize – a five-night stay at the luxurious Four Seasons Resorts in the Maldives, with return flights.

When you’re on the What’s On Awards site, be sure to check out the delectable discounts offered by our award sponsors MasterCard.

Venues across town are giving MasterCard holders money off their bills, just for using their flexible friend.

Last year’s awards were a resounding success, especially for our favourite Japanese restaurant Zuma who walked away with four What’s On Awards. Now, it’s down to you to ensure the What’s On Awards 2010, to be held at the impressive Dubai Media City Ampitheatre on November 2, are just as special.

Will Zuma triumph again? Or will one of the UAE’s many new restaurants walk away bathed in glory? It’s up to you.

Now get voting. www.whatsonawards.com

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A taste of Amal things to Doing it the designer way, at Armani’s come contemporary Indian New places to satisfy your hunger ZAFRAN Michelin-starred Indian-British chef Atul Kochhar – proprietor of London’s famed Benares restaurant – has had a hand in creating the impressive Zafran menu. Head chef Ankur Chakraborty will serve up delights such as tandoori murg, duck confit with citrus fruit jelly and tomato green apple and coriander soup. The restaurant also offers a fine range of chutneys, but its speciality, as the name suggests, is dishes with saffron – everything from salad to biryanis and well-known dessert kulfi. Pass the poppadoms.

Mirdif City Centre, Dubai, Sun to Wed 10am to 10pm, Thurs to Sat 10am to midnight. Tel: (04) 2840987. www.mirdifcitycentre.com

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MIRABEL Eating in malls can be a pretty depressing experience. But finally Abu Dhabi has a place that bucks the trend with the opening of this new French bistro. Serving some fantastic European cuisine, we’re counting on Mirabel to take mall dining to a whole new level.

Fatouh Al Khair Centre, Airport Road, Abu Dhabi, 10am to 10pm.

Tel: (02) 6315111 FRESHII If we keep the financiers healthy, maybe they will keep the economy in good nick. Freshii, purveyors of fast, healthy food, set up shop in Canada in 2005, spread across North America and have now decided that Dubai needs to eat clean and green, opening its first Middle East branch, where, post-Ramadan, you will be able to build your own salads, burritos, wraps, soups and rice bowls. The moneymen should keep their beady eyes out for the VIP coupons due to be handed out at DIFC. Expect Freshii to spread across the city soon.

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Armani, Armani Armani. These days it’s entirely feasible to put on an Armani suit, splash on some Armani aftershave, drive an Armani inspired Mercedes-Benz to Dubai’s Armani Hotel, go to an Armani restaurant, gorge yourself on Armani food and then crash out for the night in an Armani room under Armani sheets on an Armani bed.

But that all comes with an Armani price tag, so a Marks & Spencer two-piece, a blast of deodorant and a taxi will do. You don’t necessarily have to shell out for the Armani room, either, but you might not want to miss out on dinner at Armani/Amal.

This contemporary Indian restaurant might well have been a snagged thread in the Armani restaurant fabric.

While the brand’s translation to an Italian, Mediterranean or modern Japanese format was always going to be relatively seamless, some felt Indian cuisine – vivid, bold and rarely synonymous with understated sophistication – might be a stitch too far. But Armani has a way of weaving things together, so that the exciting elements of the Indian restaurant experience don’t overshadow the brand’s trademark neutrality.

Take the live music, for example.

Instead of having the sitar and tabla players in the dining room, where a misplaced twang could easily cramp one’s style, they can be found in the uncluttered and serene reception area. Out here you can choose whether to sit and listen to the mellifluous musicians before you eat, or not. They don’t intrude, they invite. Which is all very Armani.

Bearing all this in mind, what Amal doesn’t do is dazzle you with the strong and pungent

flavours you might expect from Indian food. Just as the soft, downplayed beige/grey tones and linear simplicity of classic Armani design won’t blind you, neither will the food bash your taste buds into submission. You might start with the samundari milan crispy tiger prawns, but instead of a surge of shuddering spice, you’ll be more taken aback by the texture of the seafood, or the mild piquancy of the pomegranate and cinnamon dip.

Likewise, as you unravel the delights of the slow-cooked braised lamb shanks with pickled mashed potato, you won’t feel the need to gulp cooling lassi in between mouthfuls – although the occasional sip comes highly recommended. The seared seabass with crab meat and moilee sauce will reveal further evidence of the ingredients being complemented rather than dominated by herbs and spices.

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In fairness, the aam phirni mango and rice pudding, with its gold leaf embellishment, or the apricot cream with coconut jelly and apricot foam, are perhaps the showiest items in the restaurant.

But even if you don’t wholly buy into the Armani brand, Amal’s temperate approach will ensure, if nothing else, that you remain cool in every sense. Isn’t that what Armani is all about in the first place?

Need to know Location: Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Dubai Tel: 800 276264 Web: www.dubai. armanihotels.com Open: Open 7pm to 11pm Cuisine type: Indian Must eat: samundari milan crispy tiger prawns Bill for two: Meal for two Dhs650 (without alcohol)

In Tweet form… Armani/Amal, a seamless blend of high fashion and contemporary Indian cuisine, stylishly positioned in the world's tallest building. Follow us at WhatsOnDubai and WhatsOnAbuDhabi

The Gramercy A lively bar serving decent food at reasonable prices We would like to describe The Gramercy as a gastropub – and we’re pretty sure they wouldn’t mind if we did, either – but it’s not. For in a gastropub, food is the main draw. Whereas The Gramercy has, it seems, primarily gone for the sports bar angle, complete with a multitude of big screens showing whatever main game happens to be on.

This, we think, is a shame, as they’re really selling themselves – and their menu – somewhat short.

It is predominantly French, but there are a few Yank and Brit classics thrown in to shake things up a bit. There are a couple of soups, a handful of salads, a list of sandwiches, including a burger and a club, mains ranging from moules marinière to bangers and mash, a few sides and several, mostly Gallic, desserts – the most appealing of which is a trio of crème brûlée.

We ate a garden’s worth of fat snails in parsley and garlic ‘foam’ (butter), soaking up the remaining butter with slices of crusty white bread. This dish alone would be ideal for lunch, accompanied by a glass of restorative rouge. Then there was the winter buffalo mozzarella and tomato, which was supposed to come with crostini (little toast) but didn’t.

Instead we were presented with fist-sized chunks of cheese on a raft of tomato slices, drizzled with pesto and a scattering of pine nuts. This dish alone could see you through the winter.

The soft cod in crunchy

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batter, served with a tart tartare sauce would be acceptable in any respectable British pub.

It’s just a shame the ‘chips’ were in fact fries – a rooky error, unforgivable in the UK, bothersome yet understandable in the UAE. The hungry carnivore should splash out the not too extravagant Dhs155 for the entrecote steak with a velvety béarnaise sauce, served – quite properly this time – with thin-cut fries.

As a sports bar, The Gramercy isn’t a bad option to catch your big game (although it was showing ladies basketball when we visited, which didn’t seem to be anybody’s game, big or otherwise). But we think as a place to eat, it’s better still.

Need to know Location: DIFC, Unit 7, Level 2, Building 3, Dubai Tel: (04) 4377511 Open: noon to midnight (food to 10.30pm) Cuisine type: Pub grub Must eat: escargot persilles Bill for two: Dhs350 (without alcohol)

In Tweet form… A busy sports bar slap bang in the middle of DIFC serving surprisingly good grub at startlingly wallet friendly prices. Follow us at WhatsOnDubai and WhatsOnAbuDhabi

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James Brennan knows food. Having written on everything from bhajis to burgers for a string of international publications, James is now the Middle East chairman of the World’s 50 Best Restaurants judging panel.

Don’t miss his monthly musings every issue In the Middle East, eating is a social act. From the Levant to the Gulf, food is all about sharing – as anyone who has ever been faced with a table plastered with a mind-boggling spread of mezze will testify. Perhaps this goes back to the Bedouin origins of the region, when hospitality became a cornerstone of the culture. But since the family is a huge part of modern life in the Arab world, it’s rare not to share – especially during festive periods such as Ramadan.

So consider the plight of those who arrive to work in the UAE without family and friends.

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to avoid being ‘Billy No-mates’ when eating out. You’ve all seen him. He’s the solitary chap in the corner of the restaurant, staring vaguely into space and trying to single-handedly work his way through a fattoush the size of a football stadium. He needs a spot of help. He needs social networking media.

Somebody once described Facebook as a place to get in touch with old friends, and Twitter as a place to meet new ones. So the Twitter phenomenon of the food ‘tweetup’ (tw-eat-up?) – where people arrange to meet and eat – can be a lifesaver for the solo diner.

Members of the UAE’s steadily growing community of Twitter users – or tweeps, as they are sometimes called – regularly arrange restaurant rendezvous such as the recent #dxbparatha, where fans of the famous Indian flatbread met up at Paratha King

in Dubai for a night of flour-andwater-based fun and games.

But it’s not just the punters who are using Twitter to their advantage. Media-savvy restaurants are getting in on the act to promote themselves and become an active part of the social media community.

Local food heroes, Wild Peeta, helped to spread the word about their revolutionary fusion shawarmas through

“MEDIA-SAVVY RESTAURANTS ARE GETTING IN ON THE ACT TO PROMOTE THEMSELVES AND BECOME AN ACTIVE PART OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA COMMUNITY”

very skilful use of Twitter. And D’fusion Indian restaurant, at the Grandeur Hotel in Dubai, offers a 20 per cent discount to all Twitter members who follow them – which is ideal for tweeting, meeting and eating.

Despite the many top-end restaurants in the UAE, not to mention the broad sweep of independent places, it’s a relatively new dining culture here. Where other cities, such as London, New York and Tokyo, have sophisticated food and restaurant counter-cultures – with secret restaurants and supper clubs in private homes – this has yet to materialise in the UAE. But social media may change all that.

The grapevine is spreading, who knows where it’ll end up?

Far from the madding crowd Looking for somewhere to eat in the capital that’s slightly off the beaten track?

Look no further CUISINE: Russian NAME: Russian Waterfalls Café Once you find this hidden café, you're in for a real treat. The décor may be slightly on the old side, but the service is friendly and the Russian-style food is truly superb – think plenty of authentic soups, stews and pastries to choose from.

MUST EAT: Beetroot borsch Khalifa Bin Zayed Street, Al Markaziyah, Abu Dhabi, noon to 10.30pm. Tel: (02) 6311662 CUISINE: Mongolian NAME: Mongolian Chinese Restaurant Forget the unimaginative name, this is one of the best Far Eastern eateries in the city. Many of the dishes are your usual Chinese fare, but there are plenty of Mongolian options as well. Our favourite dish is the Mongolian special noodles, which is rammed with beef, chicken, nuts and dried fruit.

MUST EAT: Mongolian special noodles Opposite Beach Rotana Hotel, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi, noon to 3pm and 7pm to 11pm. Tel: (02) 6451500

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CUISINE: Romanian NAME: Transylvania There’s certainly nothing run-of-the-mill about this Eastern European café, with a menu that boasts, among a vast array of dishes, such delights as brains, lungs and various other internal organs. Quite. But if offal is not up your street, there are plenty of other delicious options waiting to be discovered. So for the more timid diner, we recommend the delightful ostropel puicupiure – diced chicken served in a mild tomato sauce.

MUST EAT: Ostropel puicupiure Hamdan Street, Al Markaziyah, Abu Dhabi, noon to 11pm.

Tel: (02) 6311662 CUISINE: Nepalese NAME: Kathmandu Café A ramshackle little joint it may be, but the Kathmandu café serves up an amazing selection of Nepalese treats. Don’t miss the momos – chicken dumplings you dip in a mild curry sauce. Expect the place to be packed – good food tends not to stay secret for long.

MUST EAT: Momos Electra Street, Al Markaziiyah, Abu Dhabi, 11am to midnight.

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Seeking Shelter tive industries, As a drop-in business centre for the crea ing the wider Shelter has proved surprisingly adept at serv creative writing arts with a series of workshops ranging from . Communications and photography to entrepreneurial skills marriage of art manager, Janine Fiveash, tells us how the tch and commerce proved to be a perfect ma

Shelter’s been open for about 18 months now – how has it developed over that time?

We’re primarily a business centre – we offer a full range of drop-in facilities for self-employed and small-business professionals – and we also have the membership facility. What has grown from all this, meanwhile, is all the events, all the workshops and classes that we run – from photography and creative writing courses to IT workshops. In this type of space, your clients are your customers, so it’s all developed organically – all the classes have been developed by people in the community coming and telling us what they need.

So the business centre is set up is to encourage that sort of interaction?

It is. That’s the whole idea. We’re for the creative community, anything from publishing to PR to graphic designers. It’s really important when people are in the creative industries to network, to share ideas, because those types of industries are so reliant on each other. Our idea is for people to be able to use Shelter as a space to meet people and other interactions could come from that.

A lot of your most popular courses, such as writing and photography, are creative rather than simply practical. Why do you think there’s such a thirst for that?

Everybody does their job during the day and has hobbies or something they’d like to develop on the side. Workshops focused on learning about how to use specific software tend to attract people who need the skills in their work, but if it’s writing, or if it’s photography, a lot of it comes down to personal interest. There’s a lot of self-development that people want to do on the side [of their day jobs]. That said, quite a bit of what we’ve got going on at the moment is entrepreneurial workshops – for Dhs50 a session anybody looking to start up a business can come and listen to different entrepreneurs from the UAE talk about their experiences and offer advice.

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been wanting to develop for a long time, and now’s the opportunity to do it.

Do you run exhibitions in the space?

We don’t really have the capabilities of a gallery to put on exhibitions, but if it’s something more multimedia then we can accommodate it – we recently we had a skateboard exhibition, for example. We have our store at the front where people in the community can showcase their art or anything they’ve created – it could be notebooks, it could be T-shirts. So there is the opportunity for local artists and designers to showcase their talents at Shelter.

You recently opened a branch in Sharjah, right?

Yes – we have a lot more focus on students in Sharjah because of the universities there. And also, a lot of people who live there don’t want to come to

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“Most people walk out with a good feeling about the space, they come back again, they tell their friends” Dubai to use the space here. They’ll maybe come every two weeks, whereas with the space in Sharjah we wanted to create a community for the people there. We’re located on the first level of the Maraya Arts Centre – there are two galleries above us, so it’s a great creative space, too. There might be the possibility for us to move into Abu Dhabi as well.

We’re still in negotiations, but there’s the potential for that.

It shows how popular the initiative’s been...

Exactly – it’s growing. Most people walk out with a good feeling about the space, they come back again, they tell their friends about us.

Shelter, Warehouse 209, 318 Road, Al Quoz, Industrial 4, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4345655. www.shelter.ae

If you’ve ever had a secret yearning to see your name up in lights, this little number could be right on the money for you. The Desert Monologues is a seven-week, 16-hour course of acting workshops that takes participants through various drama-based activities, working on voice, presentation and stage craft, among other things, and which culminates in a recorded live performance, complete with lighting, sound, make-up and costume – just the thing to kick your show reel off in style.

Courses are open to all levels, from experienced performers to first-timers, and it’s not just budding actors who benefit. “A lot of people take the course to help them with their confidence in public speaking or business presentations,” explains Tiffany Shultz of Drama Workshops Dubai, the group behind the programme. Better yet, she notes, the Monologues offer “a great way to overcome shyness and come out of one’s shell in a fun and supportive environment”.

The next course is scheduled to start at Ductac in Dubai’s Mall of the Emirates at the end of this month (although there are some planned for Abu Dhabi, too; find out more through the website). Plenty of time, in other words, for you to get ready for your close-up.

Sept 30 to Oct 2, Drama Workshops Dubai. www.dramaworkshopsdubai.com

September courses and events ● Go Solo Entrepreneurial Workshops (Wednesday, September 8, 8pm to 10pm) ● Internet Marketing Training (five weekly sessions from Monday, September 20) ● Speak Dating (Sunday, September 26) ● GeekFest (Thursday, September 29) SEPTEMBER 2010 WHAT’S ON 59

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ÅSUMAYYAH AL SUWAIDI’S RAMADAN ART BAZAAR

ÅTHE STORY OF ISLAMIC ART IN 99 OBJECTS

This exhibition in honour of Ramadan – the culmination of an educational partnership between the Farjam Collection and Zayed University – sets out, as the name suggests, to offer an overview of the history of Islamic art, from the first to 14th century AH. Encompassing manuscripts, Qurans, calligraphy, metalwork, jewellery, miniatures and more, it’s an enticing introduction to the centuries-long creative history of the region.

Until mid-Sept, Farjam Collection, Gate Village 4, DIFC, off Zabeel Road, Dubai, free. Tel: (04) 3230303. www.farjamcollection.com

Abu Dhabi’s Ghaf Gallery has been “overwhelmed”, it tells us, with the community spirit of the Holy Month and is giving a little back courtesy of this impressive show. Original work by 24 artists is on display and all for sale – at no more than Dhs400 per piece. The idea is that almost everyone is given the opportunity to own an original artwork. A noble cause indeed.

Until Sept 9, Ghaf Gallery, Al Khaleej Al Arabi Street, Abu Dhabi, free.

Tel: (02) 6655332. www.ghafgallery.com

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After a half-time break for August, this fascinating group show is back on XVA’s walls for another few weeks. If you were unlucky enough to miss it the first time around (all the way back in July), don’t make the same mistake again. The bold and colourful photography from new-to-the-UAE artist, Sameer Reddy, is worth the visit to Bur Dubai alone.

Until September 22, XVA Gallery, Bastakiya, Bur Dubai, free. Tel: (04) 3535383. www.xvagallery.com

ÅA STORY OF ISLAMIC EMBROIDERY IN NOMADIC AND URBAN TRADITIONS

Not so much back by, as still here by, popular demand, A Story of… has been extended until the end of September. And there are several more reasons to visit if you haven’t already – namely a series of workshops throughout Ramadan, including one that teaches you to create your own llgich wall hanging. Don’t miss your very last chance (we think) to catch this impressive show.

Until Sept 25, Gallery One, Emirates Palace, Abu Dhabi, free.

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Translating from Arabic to English as ‘words’, Kalimat is a group exhibition of pieces that, while they all contain elements of the written word, reveals the depth to which traditional and current practices are brought together in contemporary Middle Eastern art.

Until Sept 13, Ductac, Mall of the Emirates, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, free. Tel: (04) 3414777. www.ductac.org

Artist: Salman Al Hajiri

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Zafran

spices up Mirdif City Centre with Indian contemporary cuisine

Up until the middle of the last century, fashion photography was mostly confined to the studio, a largely formal exercise in displaying the wares in as straightforward a way as possible. Sir Norman Parkinson, however, changed all that with a series of photoshoots – for Vogue, among many others – that not only took models outside, but into exotic locations that few readers at the time would have had the chance to visit. Where he led others followed, and the ‘location’ shoot became commonplace, as much a part of the fashion story as the smocks and frocks themselves.

A new exhibition at the Empty Quarter gallery sets out to showcase this with a typically Middle Eastern slant. Not only because the deserts and monuments of the region held a special fascination for snappers from FC Gundlach to William Klein, but to reveal a link to fashion heritage that has perhaps up until now not necessarily been associated with the Middle East.

Alongside classic fashion imagery from the trade’s most legendary 20th century names, this is done with a special focus on the life – and wardrobe – of Parveen Shaath, who worked tirelessly through the latter part of last century to bring fashion to the women of Saudi Arabia, building an unrivalled collection of couture garments along the way. Featuring imagery as well as garments from Shaath’s collection, the show succinctly proves that art and fashion are most certainly cut from the same aesthetic cloth.

Sept 17 to Oct 14, Empty Quarter Gallery, Gate Village building 02, DIFC, off Zabeel Road, Dubai, free. Tel: (04) 3231210. www.theemptyquarter.com

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Ever since the 1980s, the jacket, tee and jeans combo has fought valiantly to cast off its Miami Vice references, causing chaos for legions of men stuck in a dubious smart-casual wasteland. The call to arms this autumn came in the shape of nicely tailored jackets in a restrained colour palette, with nary an eye-poking shoulder pad in attendance. Pair with raggedy-chic jeans and a decent dose of ‘don’t mess with me’ attitude as seen at DSquared2, or prep it up Moschino style.

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This is a look that says: ‘Yes, I have just paraglided out of that top floor window to escape my evil nemesis and save the world’, with its sharp suiting so playfully tucked into bovver boots. Nice. Although, truth told, we’re not sure just how well it’s going to translate on the mean streets of DIFC. Versace typically took things a little too literally on the tight trousers memo with some gasp inducing leather numbers (ditch their glovelets, too; the world isn’t quite ready for a Prince style revival). That aside, neat cuts are key in slimline trousers and natty jackets. The devil is in the detail: finish with a tiepin and well-polished boots, a la Lanvin.

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While womenswear designers (with the exception of spring/summer’s egalitarian dalliance by Ralph Lauren) steadfastly refuse to make any sort of aesthetic nods to the dastardly recession, menswear is altogether a little more realistic. The dress down working man hoisted up his haversack and hitched a ride to fashion week. While a little bit of us died inside at the news of the resurgence of cargo pants, this trend does have much to recommend it, not least the excuse to really dress down. Opt for scruff-luxe over gone for broke by smart colour blocking and upmarket accessories – read good shoes and belt.

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If ‘black tailoring’ sounds more like M&S’ menswear suiting department than a bona fide fashion trend, this autumn/winter may cause you to think again. Supremely cut, head-totoe noir dominates, running the full stylistic gamut, with more variety of shape than a bag of pick-n-mix.

Marc Jacobs at Louis Vuitton proudly announced ‘breasts are back’ with fabulous, uplift bestowing, cinched in waist, full skirted 1950s dresses paired with cute cropped jackets, while the likes of Altuzarra had raided the dominatrix dress-up box for laced leather numbers. Elevate this from the ranks of yawn-dom by ensuring the tailoring is determined and the fit is flattering.

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With the price of the bling stuff on every savvy investor’s watch list, it’s only inevitable that glitz features large on the fashion radar. In this town, oh so beloved of all that sparkles and shimmers, stay classy by selecting the more burnished hues, and dilute with monochrome and tan bedfellows in the style of Mary Katrantzou and Lanvin. Further avoid tack-orama by ensuring the fit is more tailored than tight and please, by great Odin’s raven, never ever wear gold whilst flashing both legs and décolletage; unless, of course, lady of the night is the look you had in mind.

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It’s that magical hour of dusk when the sky is filled with a veritable rainbow of shades: from deep brick red, through flame orange, to peachy pink. Osman experimented with coral, a bold departure from his all white last season, while more autumnal hues of burgundy highlighted the Gucci collection. This spells a brilliant compromise between winter’s darker side and the joy of colour; and good news that purple, so long ruling the cold weather roost, has seen its day.

The piece de la resistance sashayed its way down the runway in the form of flowing pink Bottega Veneta, the very epitome of summer’s last sunset.

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We drag the oh-so stylish Sophia Triantafillou away from the helm at Emirates Woman into the grubby What’s On office to answer your wardrobe woes What height high heels should I be looking out for this season?

Susan, Mirdif It’s not so much heel heights this season, but the height of the styles themselves. As we now turn the corner into A/W10, there are a plethora of boots on offer from shoe boot, over the knee, flat and yeti style – the shelves are stocked with them all. If boots are not on top of your shopping list, high heels should be as bigger (or in this case higher) is best this season.

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I’m off to Italy soon for a holiday. What items should I take to fit in with the stylish locals?

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First things first – leave your socks at home.

Your jeans should be replaced with chinos (the more colourful the better) and a crisp white shirt and pinstriped jacket will see you suitably dressed for dinner at any palatial palazzo. For the beach, a V-neck T-shirt with your swimsuit will suffice and if you really want to give the Italians a run for their money, don a pair of espadrilles or Gucci loafers for a classic Mediterranean look.

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Where should I be shopping for a good lightweight suit? I don't want to look like the man from Del Monte, but everywhere I look seems to sell regular fabrics.

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As far as I am aware, the racing season has not begun in the UAE, therefore there is no reason for you to purchase a lightweight suit that is associated with such events. Trust me and go with the ‘regular’ fabrics – a wool and cashmere mix is best and guaranteed to keep you as cool, and far more fashionable, than a suit made from any other fabric.

White jeans. Too Liz Hurley and a laundry disaster waiting to happen?

Or a good fashion staple for this part of the world? I'm conflicted. Help!

Karen, Al Ain In our warm climate, white jeans are a wardrobe do, so knock yourself out trying different styles. If you have a special place for skinny jeans, Gap 1969 and Top Shop (Baxter style) are the best and H&M also do a great slim fit. The one, very important key to white jeans is to keep them clean and white, so soak them overnight before putting them in the washing machine.

If you want to take a step in a fashion forward direction, try this new take on white jeans from Zadig & Voltaire and accessorise with autumnal colours for a cool look at a summer classic.

I travel a lot for work and need to invest in a good winter coat. Any suggestions on style?

Ali, Abu Dhabi The coat of choice for men this winter is of the double-breasted variety. Whether it’s long or short, leather or cashmere, this coat is a classic that has been born again this season and it is a stunning as ever. To stay on the safe side, don’t buy it so big that it swamps you, but make sure it's big enough to fit a shirt or sweater underneath.

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TALK US THROUGH IT… A ten-minute steam in the vast Hammam-style steam room, a quick Jacuzzi among the kitsch Roman columns and then one of the best massages I’ve had in some time. Ginger and black pepper (two of my favourite smells) essential oils are liberally applied and then a deep tissue massage of the highest calibre is administered, honing in on all the achy bits with finger point accuracy. Throw in foot and scalp massages and you’re golden.

THE BEST BIT? Having asked the therapist to concentrate on my upper back – sore after my beginner’s sailing lesson (p31) – it has to be the blissful few minutes the talented gentleman spent kneading away the pain.

ANY AWKWARD MOMENTS? It’s always the pants, isn’t it?

Willow Stream doesn’t keep them in the lockers, which means there’s an awkward ‘would you like undergarments, sir?’ moment. You never know, do you? Fortunately, I said yes. Wouldn’t want to Jacuzzi au naturel. It’s just not done.

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HOW WERE THE DISPOSABLE PANTS? It was pretty snug in those navy net briefs, but not too bad, so all was well in the end.

SLEEP FACTOR? You don’t want to fall asleep during this one. You’d miss all the

fun. The pleasure is in feeling the pain retreat. This is truly expert muscle manipulation.

WHO SHOULD GET INVOLVED? Anyone who likes a no fuss massage that gets the job done, but in a luxurious setting.

TALK US THROUGH IT… Arrive early to use the Grecianstyle steam rooms and Jacuzzi, then snuggle down on the heated massage bed. This one-hour treatment uses Aromatherapy Associates’ Enrich oil, a nourishing blend of rose and vanilla (definitely one for the ladies), to hydrate your skin while muscles are manipulated into a state of slumber.

THE BEST BIT? The oils smell delicious, so I had HOW MUCH AND HOW LONG? the faint aroma of vanilla ice A not too expensive Dhs550 for 90 cream for a few hours afterwards. minutes – but you’ll wish it lasted ANY AWKWARD MOMENTS? just a little bit longer.

Nope, none. Quite the feat for What’s On’s clumsiest kid.

HOW WERE THE DISPOSABLE PANTS? Stretchy, navy knit mini-shorts.

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SLEEP FACTOR? High. There was a bit of chat with the English therapist, then the conversation stopped abruptly when I fell into a coma.

WHO SHOULD GET INVOLVED? The oils are really hydrating, so it’s great if you’ve spent too much time in the sun or just want to feel and smell fantastic.

HOW MUCH AND HOW LONG? Dhs420 for an hour of sweet smelling, muscle relaxing bliss.

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It’s all about girl power this month, with a team of Dubai 92 listeners signing up for a clash of the sexes World War 92. A bloody battle of nerve, strength and fitness. Two teams, two genders, one goal – to improve the most in 12 weeks.

I unwittingly volunteered for the challenge, swept up in captain Nathalie’s enthusiasm and turned up for the first session. It all became worryingly clear. We were up against the boys’ team and, with the help of Amy from Urban Energy Fitness, it was our mission to get fighting fit and beat them at a series of exercises. Panic swept through the group – how could we, a bunch of girls, compete against an army of hairy men when it came to burpees, push-ups and worse?

Luckily, it’s all done on a percentage improvement so we wouldn’t be expected to do more than the men, just beat our own fitness levels. But first, our fitness would have to be tested. For anyone who hasn’t done the ‘beep test’, I hope for your sake it stays that

way. Many of us had immediate flashbacks to smelly sports halls, unflattering gym kits and sadistic PE teachers with whistles. A quick check confirmed that trainer Amy had a whistle. The test involves running between two cones 20 metres apart before the beep sounds, with the beep getting gradually faster.

Sounds simple, but it’s truly horrendous.

After that little gem (no, I’m not telling you how I did – but let’s just say I wasn’t leading the pack…) we moved on to one-minute challenges. With 60 seconds on the clock we partnered up and did as many pushups – no knees on the ground here – as we could manage. Then the same for sit-ups

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and burpees. The stopwatch came out again to see how long we could last doing a wall squat, with superstar Simone barely breaking a sweat at four minutes, and we ended with the plank, many of our broken bodies barely lasted past the 30 second mark.

Admittedly, if we were a dishonest bunch we could have underperformed in this initial test, so our improvement was exaggerated 12 weeks later, but we were all keen to show we deserved a place on the team so sweated it out and suffered the subsequent aches and pains.

We recently reached a month of training so our fitness was tested again. With many of us doing more classes with Urban Energy, like kick-boxing on Mondays and circuits on Wednesday, in addition to our weekly Sunday sessions, we predicted big changes. I won’t say too much in case Dubai 92’s Tom and Dan are reading (check out my sabotage on p39), but there was massive progress across the board and with two months to go, we’re bound to be crowned the queens of fitness. Watch out lads.

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Take this page to Natural Elements Spa at Le Méridien Dubai and you’ll get 50 per cent off when you book a iLa Kundalini back massage (usual price Dhs400).

This treatment uses breathing techniques and gentle massage to awaken the powerful Kundalini energy at the base of the spine, to balance chakras, relax and energise.

Natural Elements Spa, Le Méridien Dubai, Airport Road, Garhoud, Dubai, Sat to Fri 8am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 2170000 PASTELS Pastels is giving you plenty of addons this month. Book a Guinot or Dermalogica facial and you’ll get free eyebrow waxing or threading.

Or, if you opt for a full set of eyelash extensions, you can complete the look with a complimentary eyebrow tint or threading. Hands and feet aren’t neglected, with a half price paraffin wax treatment when you book a manicure or pedicure.

Pastels, Villa 873, Al Wasl Road, Jumeirah, Dubai, Sat to Thurs 9am to 7pm. Tel: (04) 3947393. www.pastels-salon.com THE SPA AT THE ADDRESS Spoil yourself this summer with a cheeky trip to the spa. Ladies can enjoy a 30 per cent discount on treatments, plus free access to the fitness centre and pool Sunday to Thursday, from 10am to 2pm at The Address Dubai Mall until the end of September. Choose any treatment from the vast menu then enjoy the facilities at this downtown hotel.

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THE SPA AT THE PALACE Only have an hour but need some serious pampering? The Palace’s 60-Minute Wonder package allows you to choose three treatments from a list, including a hydrating facial, Oriental scalp massage, foot and ankle massage, Oriental body scrub, hot stone massage and a neck and back massage. Each treatment lasts 20 minutes and you can then enjoy access to the relaxation room, Oriental bathhouse, steam room, Jacuzzi and outdoor pool, if you have time, all for Dhs360.

The Spa, The Palace, Old Town, Dubai, Sun to Wed 9am to 10pm.

Tel: (04) 4287805 CHI SPA Book a signature massage at the Shangri-La Qaryat Al Beri’s tremendous Chi Spa this month and they’ll offer you 50 per cent off the detoxifying coffee scrub. The treatment, which normally costs Dhs400, is guaranteed to perk you up and is much better for you than a vanilla frappuccino.

Chi Spa, Shangri-La Qaryat Al Beri, Abu Dhabi, 10am to 10pm. Tel: (02) 5555888. www.shangri-la.com THAI PRIVILEGE SPA Until September 15, the talented team at TPS are offering a special Eid package, valued at Dhs525, for just Dhs350. It includes henna on the hands, an organic natural hair treatment, wash and professional blow-dry followed by a 30-minute back massage. It’s perfect for a pre-Eid party pamper.

Thai Privilege Spa, 1047 Uttamah Villas, Al Wasl Road, Jumeirah, Dubai, 10am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 3489679 ZEN SPA Being wrapped in Cellophane is not a treatment designed for the claustrophobic. But if you can brave the restricting experience for an hour, it’s one of the most beneficial therapies out there. The treatments, which use a variety of skin revitalising oils, including frankincense and vanilla, all cost Dhs377.

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Try Man/Age spa’s back wax – if you’re brave enough THE SALES PITCH: Aside from a dentist, there’s probably nobody we would wish to annoy less than a person who is paid to rip strips of hair from your body. So it’s with some trepidation that we edge slowly into Dubai Media City’s Man/Age spa, where we’ve been promised one of the most dreaded of all male grooming treatments – the back wax. It’s all smiles from the staff inside – well, it would be – who assure us that we have nothing to fear. In fact, they insist the back wax is increasingly popular with men, pointing out that many a Hollywood star flaunts their hairless back on the silver screen these days and that ‘manscaped metrosexuals’ are all the rage in the pages of glossy fashion magazines.

Struggling to think of a hairybacked movie star, bar maybe King Kong or Clyde from Every Which Way But Loose, we concede the point, and feel happy when our therapist points out that it is also more hygienic to be hairless. So making the transition from hirsute yeti to something resembling a bald bodied Daniel Craig is not just a sign of vanity. We’re doing it to stay clean, and the ladies will, apparently, love it.

THE TREATMENT: Ah. We knew there’d be a catch to this movie star treatment. Despite the soothing music being piped in, we can’t help but feel, well, a

little nervous as we lie facedown on the massage table. A liberal spreading of antiseptic to the skin, plus a magnolia numbing cream to minimise the pain, doesn’t really help with the nerves, before the hot wax is spread on our back.

Placing a strip on the wax, the therapist quickly tears it off, taking with it the wax, a lot of hair and a small part of our dignity. We’re not going to lie to you – it was no picnic. The process becomes more painful as the therapist nears the neck, but after 45 minutes our back was as bare as a baby’s proverbial and it wasn’t as bad as we first feared. Indeed, our therapist even says that one of her regular clients is so used to it he falls asleep (what a man he must be), so maybe we’re just on the wimpy side?

THE VERDICT: If it’s good enough for Beckham and Bond, it’s good enough for us. There was, shall we say, the odd pang of pain, but the smooth results made it worthwhile, and the friendly and knowledgeable staff put us at ease.

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extensions. Now that we have the exercises out of the way, we need to focus on the rest of the story. Flabby triceps, or ‘bingo wings’ can be closely linked to low levels of androgens, ie testosterone, which is why it generally affects the female population.

So alongside a well-structured training programme, here are some lifestyle changes that will aid in their reduction: Limit your alcohol consumption; eat more vegetables; up your protein intake; stay hydrated; consume red meat; get adequate sleep.

Our resident exercise guru answers your health and fitness questions I’ve just signed up for a 10km run. At the moment, I can just about jog once round Safa Park.

Neil, Bur Dubai The important thing to remember is that plodding around at a comfortable pace is not necessarily going to equal a fast time. Make sure you are getting in the gym and working with weights to get your muscles, tendons and ligaments as strong as possible and ready for the job in hand. You should look to start doing some interval work around Safa Park.

So rather than just jogging all the way round, run harder for a set distance, then walk/jog until you have recovered and repeat. One of the things that made me faster was doing a hard hill program on a treadmill once per week, alongside the intervals, as well as one long, slower run. On top of all this, if you are carrying excess weight then get your diet in check and watch the body fat drop off. Lastly, whatever happens, run your own race and finish it. Next time you will have a time to compete against.

What’s the benefit of protein shakes and when should I have them?

Praveen, Jumeirah First, let me be clear. I would always recommend trying to get all of your sources of macronutrients (protein, fats and carbohydrates) from whole food as a first choice. However, this is not to say that I don’t recommend supplementation, where

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appropriate. One of the most important times is directly after you have finished your training session. At this point your body is under extreme stress and is looking for nutrients in order to help it start re-building itself, so I would definitely recommend a fast ingesting carb/protein style drink with ratio of 2:1. If you feel that you are going to go a long time without being able to eat a proper meal, then I would also suggest a protein supplement of some sort. If you are looking to drop body fat, then base most of your meals around sources of proteins and good fats and save the protein and carbohydrate meals for training time. You can eat vegetables to fill you up in abundance.

Are tricep dips enough to keep the dreaded 'bingo wings' at bay?

Yvette, Dubai Marina Effective tricep dips are performed with body weight, off parallel bars (imagine a gymnast) as opposed to the version which are done off the side of a bench (insert all sorts of shoulder dysfunctions). If you struggle with ‘proper’ dips then look to substitute them with close grip dumb-bell or barbell press variations or lying tricep

Can you recommend a quick 25minute training programme that I can do each morning? I need to lose about 5kg and have given myself a month.

Jeff, Mirdif Firstly, losing 5kg in a month is possible, but it is going to take commitment. Just ensure that you put the same energy into getting your nutrition right, as that is perhaps more important than exercise.

For a workout, try a variation of something called Energy Density Training (EDT).

Choose two big movements, such as the body weight squat and push up. Alternate these two exercises, completing six to eight reps of each, in sequence, for ten minutes and record the number of total rounds completed. Then rest for three minutes and do the sequence again using two different exercises. The aim is to complete more rounds than your previous workout.

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Some may argue bowling is not a real sport, but we share the great Homer Simpson’s love of garishly coloured balls and silly shoes. So our bowling fingers began twitching at the news that a new ‘stateof-the-art’ bowling centre is open in Ibn Battuta Mall. What exactly makes it so different isn’t clear, but Switch Bowling promises not just 12 lanes, but billiard tables and four karaoke studios as well. It’s like rock ‘n’ bowl.

Switch Bowling, Ibn Battuta Mall, Dubai, Sun to Wed 10am to 10pm, Thurs to Sat 10am to midnight. Tel: (04) 4405961. www.ibnbattutamall.com

If the vicarious rush of November’s Abu Dhabi Grand Prix doesn’t sufficiently jiggle your juices and you think you could do a better job behind the wheel than Button, Hamilton and co, October’s Formula Gulf 1000 is just the thing for you. If you are between 15 and 25, hold a FIA National Race Licence in a Gulf country, have competed in three races in a recognised race series, have one year of karting experience or have completed a race school, you have September to sign up for one of the 15 FG 1000 places. Oh yes, and you’ll need Dhs309,400. But for that you’ll be schooled in the art of driving by top professional coaches and take part in 16 races at Yas Marina and Dubai Autodrome for the chance to win a scholarship to compete in the UK’s Formula Renault BARC Championship. This could be the first step on the road to F1 glory.

Only serious petrol heads need apply. The rest of us can watch come October, though.

Tel: (04) 3415438. www.fg1000.net

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The Abu Dhabi Dragon Boat Festival is now in its third year and has become one of the highlights of the capital’s sporting calendar.

You’re invited to form a team with your mates and row your way to glory this October. It costs Dhs10,000 for corporate or social teams, Dhs2,000 for schools or universities or Dhs500 for single entries, which includes two training sessions, use of a boat and tickets to the after-party. Each team can have up to 20 members, but you’ll need to get your entries in by September 23.

Oct 8 to 9, Abu Dhabi Dragon Boat Festival, Shangri-La Qaryat Al Beri, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (04) 3944048. www.sirenconsulting.com

Hoop dreams Duplays, the UAE’s biggest sports league organisers, will be starting up a weekly basketball tournament in the capital this month. Here’s your chance to show that you’re a better baller than LeBron James and Shaquille O’Neal put together. We’ve always dreamt of doing a spectacular slam-dunk, which shatters the glass board behind the hoop.

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WHY? The awesome views of the Burj Al Arab and Madinat Jumeirah are worth coming for alone. Throw in some chilled out beats and a few drinks, and you’ve got all the makings of a perfect evening.

Not cheap, but a must-visit venue. After Ramadan, OHM Records will launch the award-nominated club brand DIGITAL, which will host international DJs, visual artists and live performances. DIGITAL will take place every Friday night at the mega club – the giant space is spread over three floors providing ample space for 1,500 clubbers to shake their thang.

GO: For the views, stay for the music.

Rooftop, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am. Tel: (050) 7258277. www.jumeirah. com/MadinatJumeirah

WHY?? The founder of Bhudda Bar certainly knows how to create an all-out clubbing experience. This Baroque-style, stateof-the-art club boasts an outdoor terrace and an awesome sound system, so if electro is your thing and you’ve got some cash to splash, this is one of your best options. From house and funk Mondays, to Russian Saturdays and Sanctuary’s signature Fridays, complete with circus performers, live artists and renowned international DJs, it guarantees to please.

GO: If you’ve got ‘professional clubber’ on your CV. Sanctuary, Atlantis, The Palm Jumeirah, Dubai, 9pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 4260561. www.sanctuarydubai.com

Cavalli Club WHY? There's black quartz and Swarovski Crystal everywhere you look, but would you expect anything less from Dhs110 million superclub from one of the world's top designers? This is where the fabulous people go, with fabulous wallets to match. Starting off the working week in fine form is Just Sundays with DJ Enzo Mirak playing

the hottest tunes in the charts. Those looking for an opportunity to dig out their animal-print partywear will rejoice at the news that Cavalli turns one in October. It’s expected to be the party of the year!

GO: If you want to see, be seen, or simply laugh at those trying far too hard to look cool.

Cavalli Club, Fairmont Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 7pm to 2am, free, guest list only. Tel: (04) 3329260. www.fairmont.com

Nasimi Beach

Tiësto in the capital Fresh from Ibiza and en route to Miami, the legendary DJ Tiësto brings his record breaking Kaleidoscope World Tour to the Abu Dhabi National Exhibition Centre on October 1. Inspired by U2’s huge stadium concerts, the biggest DJ tour in history will get clubbers raving with lasers, light shows and giant LED screens, plus some of the biggest tracks of the summer, including hits from Tiësto's fourth album, Kaleidoscope, played on one of the world’s most powerful sound systems.

Oct 1, Abu Dhabi National Exhibition Centre, Khaleej Al Arabi Street, Abu Dhabi, Dhs150. www.ticketingboxoffice.com

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WHY? This beachfront location is a playground for socialites and the sartorially confident. Opening season starts on September 10 with an epic pool party, expect stilt walkers, fire breathers and a BBQ. Play is Nasimi's Saturday blow out, with top DJs offering a laid-back end to the weekend. For hardcore dance fans, there’s Ministry of Sound on the September 17, while September 24 sees the return of the Full Moon pool party. Keep October 15 free in your diaries for a mega 12-hour music festival from 3pm to 3am. Acts include Zero 7, Chicane and Armand Van Helden.

GO: If you’re looking for a touch of the Balearics in Dubai.

Nasimi, Atlantis, The Palm Jumeirah, Dubai, 4pm to 1am. Tel: (04) 4260700. www.palmjumeirah.ae

Alpha WHY? Alpha celebrates a return to the party scene with some unbeatable promotions. From Saturday to Thursday, 9pm to 1am, drinks cost just Dhs3 for women, plus there’s no entrance fee, while football fanatics are well catered to with Premier Weekends screening live matches. If that wasn’t enough, the infamous Dhs149 late brunch also returns on Fridays with DJ Matt Grieves spinning indie tunes. In honour of its recent birthday, Alpha has also undergone a facelift. Those expecting to see the relics of Aphrodite – Alpha was a Greek restaurant in its former life – will be pleasantly surprised with the makeover.

GO: If you’re looking for the top DJs, live music and a guaranteed great night out.

Alpha, Le Mériden, Garhoud, Dubai, 9pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 7022640. www.alphaclub.ae

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Relax@12 WHY? Whether it’s for sundowners, ladies night on Tuesdays, house night Thursdays or mojito night on Saturdays, Relax@12 is an all-encompassing hot spot, and the fact it’s a rooftop bar with mesmerising views of the Gulf makes it all the more appealing. DJ David Craig starts the celebrations on September 16 with his popular, soulful beats. As Relax@12 is one of the chicest nightlife options in Abu Dhabi, we recommend booking ahead as it's likely to fill up quick.

GO: To experience the stunning panoramas of the captial.

Relax@12, Aloft Hotel, Abu Dhabi, 8pm to late, free. Tel: (02) 6545138. www.relaxat12.com

Warehouse WHY? Wine bar, restaurant, nightclub, we’re not altogether sure what Warehouse is, but it’s one of the few swish options around that doesn’t ram its opulence down your throat. From September 10, every Friday will be Desi night with DJ Tushar. For live action, Urban Band perform a blend of R&B, funk and soul from Saturday to Thursday. Tuesdays may be ladies night, but men get a good deal, too. Visit between 9pm and 11pm and pay just Dhs69 (women) and Dhs99 (men) and drink as much as you like, plus the first 20 ladies in enjoy free drinks all night.

GO: If you want to avoid both spit and sawdust and high society.

Warehouse, Le Mériden, Garhoud, Dubai, noon to 3am, free, Fri Dhs100, ladies free. Tel: (04) 7022560. www.diningatmeridiendubai.com

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The Dutch spinner seems to like Dubai, a lot. The world’s preimier trance DJ is back once again for one night only on October 15. If his previous shows at the Dubai World Trade Centre Arena are anything to go by, this is sure to be a big night.

Oct 15, Dubai World Trade Centre Arena, Dubai, 9pm to late, Dhs120 to Dhs400.

Tel: (050) 3571113

Armani/Privé Chi at the Lodge WHY? While Chi maintains its regular performers, September brings a plethora of DJs to the decks. On September 16, Aggro Santos performs in Dubai for the first time, while underground UK garage star, DJ EZ, comes to the club on September 17, and Mobo-winner DJ Shortee Blitz spins his tunes on September 23. DJ Scottie B and MC Harvey, of So Solid Crew, fame end the month with performances

on September 30. British rapper, Professor Green, is also due to make an appearance this month, but dates are yet to be confirmed. We can, however, confirm Edward Maya will be live on October 21 as part of a 45-minute show followed by a two-hour DJ set.

Tickets are priced Dhs150. And October also sees the grand reopening of Chi's massive garden.

GO: If you want an evening reminiscent of a student night out, albeit without the cheap drinks.

Chi at the Lodge, Oud Metha, Dubai, 9.30pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 3379470. www. chinightclubdubai.com

WHY? One of the newest clubbing options in Dubai, Armani/Privé brings the chic of Milan to the desert. With high-end design and top-level service, it’s the sort of place where the staff anticipate your next drink order with almost telepathic skill. Resident DJs play to a stylish crowd, while those who make it to the VIP lounge can have the pleasure of listening to international turntable stars.

For something more exclusive, be sure to experience 360 degrees of sound and visuals at From The Speakers, the season’s opening party on September 16.

GO: If you want to feel special.

Armani/Privé, Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free. Tel: (04) 8883308. http://dubai.armanihotels.com

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It’s midnight, we’re 5km above sea level and we’re about to spend the next six hours attempting to scramble up the vertical slope of a volcano.

The stinging minus 20 winds, combined with a lack of oxygen, makes every step a colossal achievement. Lines of head torches create a procession of the damned.

We’re truly testing ourselves on this bizarre pilgrimage, throwing tired limbs at the mercy of Mount Kilimanjaro, the world’s largest freestanding mountain.

A light dashes out of the line and runs to a boulder, doubles over it and wretches violently into the darkness.

We had only just begun and the journey ahead was already looking a grim prospect. Our water supplies had frozen and those who had suffered the effects of altitude sickness were paying the price of dehydration.

Toes numb with cold and dawn hours away, all we could ask was: ‘What on earth are we doing?’

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to give than combing charity with adventure? GulfForGood, a UAE-based group specialising in trips to locations around the world while raising money for charity, was going to attempt to climb the highest mountain in Africa – Kilimanjaro – so we signed up and set about begging, borrowing, but never stealing (we promise) money for a Tanzanian school that needed classrooms and equipment.

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Following a ten-hour dirt track journey from Kenya, we fell asleep in the town of Arusha before the following day heading out to visit the school where our charity money was destined to end up.

Jumping from the coach, the vastness of the African landscape and the sound of melodic singing drifting towards us as the school came into view left a lump in our throats.

After a tour of the classrooms (ones we thought needed to be demolished were in fact the good ones, broken window panes are not an issue) we realised the school had no electricity.

Sat in front of the assembled students, we were treated to a dance by the local Masai women, although artistic differences within the group brought about an early end to the performance.

As we returned to the coach, a young Tanzanian girl said in perfect English, “thank you very much”. Hearts in mouths we waved our goodbyes, the silence on the minibus testament to the humbling experience we’d just had.

A CHALLENGE FOR YOU THE REVOLUTIONARY RIDE 2010 WHERE? Cuba WHEN? November 4 to 13, 2010 WHAT? Over five days following a 328km route from the infamous Bay of Pigs through national parks, lush countryside and sugar plantations, over hills and mountains and along the shimmering Caribbean coastline.

THE CLIMB Our focus turned to the mountain and the following morning we watched 44 porters prepare for the off. Yes, 44 porters. Our 20-strong group clearly thought, despite popular belief, the kitchen sink would be necessary.

We were told of the dangers and delights of the trip and recommended to “throw Imodium down our throats until it became like cement” if necessary.

Within half an hour we were at the gates of Kilimanjaro National Park, before plunging into the thick rainforest.

Golden Rule number one – ‘pole pole’, Tanzanian for ‘slowly, slowly’.

Due to the height of Kilimanjaro, people need to give their bodies every chance to acclimatise. It’s recommended you only gain 500m in altitude a day, but we would be doing 1000m.

We were told to “walk as if in the garden with your grandmother”, one participant piped up he would have to dig her up first – a moment that cut through a bit of the tension.

Above: African girls Below: Mount Kilimanjaro

THE GOLDEN TRIANGLE MULTI-CHALLENGE 2010 WHERE? Northern Thailand WHEN? November 11 to 20, 2010 WHAT? Roam high amongst the hills of Northern Thailand and visit the remote hill tribes that foreigners rarely see. Cycle on rural back roads through rolling hills, kayak through the jungle past remote riverside villages and stay in a jungle camp and village longhouse.

EVEREST BASE CAMP CHALLENGE 2011 WHERE? Nepal WHEN? October 14 to 29, 2011 WHAT? An adventure to the mightiest mountain in the world with 12 days on the trail, including two rest days.

Explore altitudes of more than 5,500m where, surrounded by the majesty of these mountains, life will surely take on a new perspective. The terrain is immensely varied with rhododendron forests, roaring mountain rivers, alpine meadows and impressive glaciers, all towered over by the awesome backdrop of the snow-capped Himalayas.

SIMIEN MOUNTAIN TREK 2011 WHERE? Ethiopia WHEN? March 10 to 19, 2011 WHAT? Adventure in Ethiopia among the rugged peaks and sheer cliffs of the Simien Mountains. Although in Africa and not too far from the equator, snow and ice appear on the highest points and night temperatures often fall below zero. The trek will pass through cultivated lower slopes, mountain grasslands (fescue grasses, heathers, Red Hot Pokers, Giant Lobelia) and alpine regions.

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The first night was spent in a hut and the following morning we necked porridge and black tea and started walking.

Emerging out of the monkey-filled forest onto moorland, we were greeted by staggering scenery as we bested the clouds – a view we had only ever seen from an aeroplane’s window.

But while we beat the clouds, altitude sickness began beating its early victims. Three and half kilometres up and sickness, diarrhoea and splitting headaches were an all too unpleasant reality.

A rest day followed, but the day after we walked seven hours to Kibo Hut, the last camp before the summit attempt.

We ate a little dinner before trying to get some sleep.

THE SUMMIT Woken at 11pm, anxiety was rife as the dark dampened people’s spirits. Had we known what was about to ensue, we would have returned to bed, but none the wiser, we were corralled together and headed into the night.

For six dark and freezing hours we zigzagged up a scree hill. Freezing winds made a mockery of our modern clothing and thick gloves made refuelling with chocolate frustrating.

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Top: Group of trekkers on their way to School Hut, Kikelewa Route, Kilimanjaro, Tanzania Above: The summit of Mount Kilimanjaro seen from the aeroplane

children at the school, loved ones and all those who contributed towards the fund raising – it was just enough.

After what seemed like a lifetime the sign appeared.

After a few rushed photos we started to head back down. Emotions ran through those that had any energy left to have them.

Months of anticipation, dreaming of the peak were over in minutes. We were too tired and nauseous to revel in the energy and heart with every step. We bizarre lunar landscape, the staggering had walked in the garden with granny views, the enormity of the glacier, all we hundreds of times, but it never felt wanted was oxygen and water. like this.

A few of our group had to be Then came the boulders, and any stretchered down, people had given remaining energy was stripped everything they had and more, and the away as small steps were replaced next few hours were spent crawling with clambering. down the slope we had just conquered.

But then dim shapes were spotted As oxygen become more plentiful and outside of the direct beam of the head a rest back at Mandara Hut took effect, torches. A look around showed we were the smiles began to return. minutes from the crater rim and that All agreed it was far harder than they dawn was approaching. expected, but an incredible experience We stood in exhausted ecstasy as we all the same. watched dawn break over Africa to our A day later we were heading back to left and night cling to itself on our right. our lives in the UAE. Now we were faced with a decision.

The intention was to give something Should we go for the true peak, another back – make a positive change in three-hour round trip across the glacier someone’s life who hadn’t had the on the crater rim? advantages that we had been fortunate A few of us started stumbling enough to have. towards the famous wooden signpost, However, while the children but not all made it. benefited from the money raised, with Exhaustion and dehydration cut all the experiences we gained from through the challengers like a German this holiday challenge, we know we footballer through an English defence. probably took a lot more than we gave.

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During its 8,000-year history Syria’s second city, Aleppo, has played host to Agatha Christie, Lawrence Of Arabia, and its souks and markets still teem with life “You Christian?” asks the driver the second we climb into his battered yellow taxi. His craggy mouth is like an old letterbox beneath window-sized spectacles. We can barely offer a shrug before he says, “I Christian,” and points to a dog-eared, sun-bleached portrait of the Virgin Mary – one of several religious images that surround his rear-view mirror. By the haphazard way he drives out of the airport, we can tell he doesn’t look up there much.

The ramshackle Iranian-made vehicle swerves into a swarm of traffic, miraculously avoiding a collision with the throngs of dented cars and trucks that swing and veer across the road. On the streets people play out a similar scene: women in flowing black abayas weave through the crowds, old men move slowly to avoid broken slabs, while young boys heave their bundled carts in the sun. In some places life plods along. In Aleppo, however, it courses like a flash flood.

It’s not a modern phenomenon. People have been thriving here for 8,000 years. Alongside the Syrian capital, Damascus, it’s one of the oldest continually inhabited cities in the world.

As one of the main stops on the Silk Road between China and Europe, Aleppo became a commercial centre that prospered from the flow of goods, money, people and ideas. Hittites, Assyrians, Neo-Babylonians, Persians, Romans, Mongols, Mamluks and Ottomans have all overrun it. Today, a rather less fearsome force is invading Syria’s second city: What’s On. And we’re coming into town in a taxi held together by duct tape and the grace of God. We’re amazed when the car pulls up outside our hotel without so much as a scrape. The driver turns around, points at the faded portrait again and cackles through a wrinkled grin. The Sheraton Aleppo is a shiny modern edifice, plonked somewhere between the dusty, traffic-choked streets of the Old City and the New City.

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A taxi in front of the Citadel, Aleppo, Syria

“The ramshackle taxi swerves into a swarm of traffic, miraculously avoiding a collision with the throngs of cars and trucks that swing across the road”

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Aleppo, Syria the venerable Baron Hotel nearby. Built 100 years ago, it was once one of the finest hotels in the Middle East, playing host to such early 20th century luminaries as TE Lawrence and Theodore Roosevelt. It is said that Agatha Christie began writing Murder On The Orient Express at The Baron. These days, with its name written in flickering neon and its grandeur faded, its retro bar is a bigger draw than its tired rooms.

We waste little time in getting out on Aleppo’s streets and exploring on foot. We know we’re moving in the general direction of the Old City, the famous souks and the imposing Citadel, but the map stays in the backpack. This allows Aleppo to do what it does best – throw up surprises from its manic streets and twisting alleys. By a crumbling wall, we step on something soft and sticky, a fig shed from a tree that’s spreading its branches over an old black 1970s Chevrolet. Less surprising are the numerous photographic tributes to the current President, Bashar al-Assad, on almost every shop window, wall poster or building-side.

Although Syria was once considered part of George W Bush’s ‘axis of evil’, the people here are anything but. After an hour of trudging

Old bazaar along Aleppo’s sun-baked streets, an old man beckons us into his tiny shop by the Citadel.

He offers us a plastic chair and water to drink and wash our sweat-streaked face and hands with. We’d heard many stories about Aleppo’s legendary hospitality, a trait that survives from the Bedouin days, when desert-weary travellers and nomads would be encouraged to take refuge and refreshment at their camps. We end up paying for the bottle of water, but it’s the thought that counts.

The man points us in the direction of the Citadel, and soon the giant fortified mound is looming before us. Although the majority of the current structure was built by the

Mamluks in the late Middle Ages, the hill was used as a temple in the third millennium BC. It’s believed that the prophet Abraham pastured his flock on the hill, distributing the milk to the poor. Even today, Aleppo is known colloquially as ‘Halab’, Arabic for ‘milk’.

We climb the steps leading to the impressive fortified keep, and enter a labyrinthine walkway through elaborate doorways guarded by stone-carved lions to the remains of the Ayyubid Palace. Walking through the old amphitheatre, we wander down some renovated steps into an ancient hammam, where a crowd of naked plastic mannequins preserve their modesty with modern towels that might have been bought in Aleppo’s souk.

And what a souk. Opposite the Citadel, we find one of the largest, most evocative and authentic market places in the Arab world. The winding alleys vibrate with colour, movement, noise and smells that intensify under cavernous stone ceilings. Women carry their shopping on their heads and old men run their empty carts through the crowds as thousands of feet pound on cobbles worn smooth by centuries of trade. We criss-cross SEPTEMBER 2010 WHAT’S ON 93

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Trips from Aleppo

Qala’t Samaan – Just north of Aleppo is the Saint Simeon basilica, a ruin named after the enigmatic holy man who in the fifth century AD decided to live on top of towering pillars as an exercise in asceticism. The church and basilicas were built around the pillars.

Palmyra – The jewel in Syria’s archaeological crown, Palmyra (City of Palms) is a spectacular collection of restored ruins stretching across a 50-hectare site.

The palm oasis in the north-eastern desert was colonised by the Romans in the second century AD, and then fell under the rule of Queen Zenobia, who went on to conquer Palestine and part of Egypt. Bus journeys can be arduous, so take a taxi and stay the night. from stalls selling brightly hued textiles, to jewellery shops and rope merchants; from spice traders and bakeries to the bloodspattered walls of butchers, who hang their animal carcasses, bundles of entrails and sculpted lobes of fat for all to marvel at. We eventually strike a deal for some olive soap, handmade in Aleppo and stamped with a decorative pattern to prove it.

We lose all sense of time and direction in the frenetic, chaotic souks, but we stumble out just at the right spot. We find ourselves almost floating in a sea of tranquillity at the Great Mosque. Also known as the Umayyad Mosque, it still has its original minaret dating back to 1092, although an earthquake has caused it to lean a little. Inside all is quiet, but for the shuffling of shoeless feet on the hot

Umayyad Mosque sprinkled with chopped parsley and wrapped in flatbread to soak up the meat’s glorious juices.

Due to its position on the Silk Road, not to mention its Ottoman and Armenian influences, the cuisine of Aleppo has a depth of richness, sweetness and spice that sets it apart from all other Middle Eastern food.

It’s dark by the time we leave Beit Sissi, but the streets are still abuzz. A soft orange glow from an occasional lantern is all that illuminates the enchanting alleyways of Al-Jdeida. Many of the shops and businesses Souk are rolling down their shutters for the night, and we make our way through the narrow backstreets to the broad main road of Almarble floor. Around 90 per cent of Syria’s Quwatli. Between our hotel and us is a gush population is Muslim, yet as a young man of incessant traffic. Buses heave and splutter, keen to practice his English later tells us: trucks wheeze and little yellow taxis sheer and “Muslim, Christian or me, we are all Syrian.” pullulate. With no pedestrian crossings, traffic Later, we explore the Christian/Armenian lights or breaks in the stream of vehicles to neighbourhood of Al-Jdeida for another of help us cross, we summon courage, step out, Aleppo’s famous attractions: its food. It is here merge into the flow and walk. that several old traditional Syrian homes have In Aleppo, sometimes, you’ve just got to been converted into guesthouses with cafés or have faith. restaurants. Beit Sissi dates back to the 17th century, yet has recently been restored to its Need to know former glory. Its restaurant – one of Aleppo’s How to get there best – is set in a beautiful courtyard, richly Flydubai flies direct to Aleppo from decorated with dark wooden carvings and Dhs1,080 fine-spun carpets, enclosed by walls of thick pale stone.

Accommodation We sit down to a vibrant fattoush salad with The Sheraton Aleppo, (963)(21) 212 111, hunks of white cheese and a muhammara dip occupies a superb location for exploring of roasted red peppers and walnuts sweetened both the old and new parts of town, and is with pomegranate molasses. And we can’t leave an ideal place to unwind after a hard day’s without trying the speciality of the region, the trudging round the souks – you’ll never be kebab d’Alep – a tender minced lamb kofta more thankful for a dip in the pool

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Dead Cities – Spooky is a good word to describe this cluster of ancient and abandoned ghost towns. The town of Jerada is close to the Aleppo-Hama highway, and its ruins include a fifth century Byzantine church. Buses and service taxis are available from the Pullman bus station.

At your leisure Abu Dhabi Golf Club, serving up the best in quality entertainment and leisurely dining options.

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OUR PICK OF THE BRUNCH BUNCH Zuma

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Popular with families and groups of friends. With its open kitchen, Thai Kitchen caters to all tastes and is neither rowdy nor dull.

One of the few proper pubs in Dubai guarantees a lively time.

Always busy but never disorderly. It’s worth booking ahead.

With a live band and open kitchen, this sophisticated brunch sways to its own relaxed rhythm.

It’s terrifically expensive, but that doesn’t seem to put people off. It’s always busy and definitely requires an advance booking.

As many small plates of tasty Thai treats as you can handle.

Sharing is the name of the game here.

The Belgians know how to feed people. Take your pick from a plethora of hearty dishes on the a la carte menu and tuck into a lip-lickingly tasty buffet.

Fresh sushi and sashimi and a selection of dishes from the regular menu.

Chef Franck Detrait and his team produce the best French brasserie dishes in Dubai.

It’s quite a spread. If you want it, Al Qasr is likely to provide it. From oxtail burger to sushi, stopping off at every cuisine in between. And a lot of it is made to order.

You should be able to brunch alfresco by the end of the month.

The terrace should be back in business come the end of the month, reminding you just why living Dubai is actually quite pleasant.

DIFC is right at the heart of the city and Zuma is right at the heart of DIFC.

Traiteur is the most memorable restaurant in the city, thanks to its vaulted ceiling – an architectural delight. Eating alfresco will also be an option when the heat relents.

Three rooms to pick from and a terrace that, with the cooler weather, will soon be the place to be.

A sophisticated, and parsimonious, afternoon with your closest friends.

Lining the stomach with some honest chow while glugging down a few pints with your pals.

It’s an extended pub lunch.

The best Japanese food in Dubai.

Lovers and serious eaters.

Anybody who’s feeling flush.

But any self-respecting bruncher must visit Al Qasr at least once a year.

Dhs225 with alcohol. Yep, that’s why it’s number one.

Dhs199, making it one of the best value brunches in town.

Dhs385 with alcohol. It’s worth splashing out for Chef Colin Clague’s always innovative creations.

Up to you. Dhs295 sans alcohol, Dhs425 with house beverages, Dhs550 with Veuve Cliquot or Dhs1,500 with a limo pick-up.

Dhs495. No, we’re not joking, that really is the price. We’ve pleaded with them to lower it, but to no avail.

Ease yourself back into brunching with a laid-back, wallet-friendly brunch.

Pint of Leffe and a bowl of chips and mayo, please. Cheers!

Zuma is, without doubt, the best Japanese restaurant in the UAE. It is yet to put a foot wrong in our book.

With the cooler days of autumn/winter approaching Traiteur will come into its own.

We know it’s too much, but we are destined to hand over our hard earned dirhams for eternity. Nobody does it quite like Al Qasr.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai noon to 4pm Tel: (04) 3172222 www.dubai.park.hyatt.com

Crowne Plaza Dubai Festival City, Dubai 1pm to 4pm Tel: (04) 7011128 www.ichotelsgroup.com

Building 6, DIFC, Dubai 12.30pm to 4pm Tel: (04) 4255660 www.zumarestaurant.com

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai noon to 4pm Tel: (04) 3172222 www.dubai.park.hyatt.com

Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai 12.30pm to 4pm Tel: (04) 3666730 www.jumeirah.com

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10 Esca

Things should quieten down at Spectrum now that the summer is on its way out, but it’s still worth booking ahead to avoid disappointment.

It’s pretty popular, but the action, and the food, is spread across three restaurants so it’s not too manic.

It’s unique in that most of the fun goes on outdoors. Revellers soaking up the sun and sipping sangria by the pool and families frolicking on the beach.

A live band, acrobats and a giant feast ensure Bubbalicious is never quiet.

Sedate, but in a pleasant way.

Go with your other half or a good friend, have a quality chinwag and enjoy the food and the tranquillity, but don’t expect a party.

With eight kitchens serving up cuisine from Europe, Thailand, China, India, Japan and the Middle East, even the fussiest eater will find something to fill their belly.

Polynesian, Indonesian and Thai treats amidst the kitsch huts and bridges of Bamboo Lagoon, eveything from sushi to steaks at The Market Place and authentic German cuisine from Hofbräuhaus.

Authentic Mexican from the team at Chef Richard Sandoval’s Maya restaurant. Platters of grilled meat and fish with jugs of sangria served between 1pm and 4pm on the Maya terrace.

Ten live cooking stations across three restaurants (Spice Emporium, Hunters and Blue Orange).

Pizzas, pasta and seafood all prepared to order, plus a soup station, carvery, a buffet of salad and cold dishes, a cheese table and an outdoor BBQ. You will not go hungry.

Spectrum has its very own floor (floor one, unsurprisingly) dedicated solely to food, drink and merriment.

JW Marriott is in the depths of Deira, but the hotel seems to have the once crippling Deira taxi issue under control.

In the pool, on the beach, prostrate on a sun lounger, enjoying a tipple on the terrace. Take your pick.

Dubai Marina, which leaves plenty of options for a post-brunch tipple.

The Qamardeen is just across the street from Dubai Mall and this would be the ideal pre or postshop brunch.

Those extravagant people willing to pay the exorbitant price.

A meeting of the entire clan, plus guests. Turn up hungry and leave thirsty for more.

Alfresco fun.

Those who simply can’t attend a brunch without a petting zoo and a cinema.

Peace, quiet and the outdoor BBQ.

Dhs550. The best we can say is that Spectrum isn’t following the current trend for value for money brunches.

Dhs333 with house beverages is a pretty good price when you consider the variety of food on offer.

Dhs300 for pool and beach access from 10am to 6pm, plus lunch and a 30 per cent beverage discount between 5pm and 7pm. Bargain.

Dhs450 for free-flowing Laurent Perrier, cocktails, beer and wine, or Dhs299 excluding alcohol. The cocktails are worth the extra cash.

Dhs295, which is pretty reasonable, we think.

Treat yourself every once in a while, but visit every week and you’ll soon go bust. Or, enter our competition to win brunch for four, p17.

A superb way to recover from the morning after the night before.

With full access to Le Royal Méridien’s pool and beach, a live DJ and mariachi band, good times are guaranteed.

It has a petting zoo. What more can be said?

If you can’t handle a rowdy brunch but want fine food and a glass of something invigorating, then Esca is for you.

Fairmont Dubai, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai noon to 3pm Tel: (04) 3325555 www.fairmont.com/dubai

Abu Baker Al Siddique Road, Deira, Dubai noon to 4pm Tel: (04) 2624444 www.marriottdiningatjw.ae

Le Royal Méridien Beach Resort & Spa, Dubai Marina, Dubai 10am to 6pm Tel: (04) 3165550 www.leroyalmeridien-dubai.com

The Westin Mina Seyahi, Dubai Marina, Dubai 1pm to 4pm Tel: (04) 5117136 www.starwoodhotels.com

Southern Sun Qamardeen Hotel 12.30pm to 4pm Tel: (04) 4285888 www.southernsunme.com

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THE HOT LIST BARS THE FINEST FOR BEVERAGES AND BITES Zuma

2 Caramel „

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4 Blends ‰

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Bustling, with friends chatting at the bar, groups tucking into moules at wooden tables and the post-work crowd taking in the skyline from the terrace.

City slickers unite at this DIFC hotspot. And they unite in their masses.

While it’s primarily a restaurant, the terrace and lounge upstairs at Zuma is packed with workhard, play-hard minglers.

Packed with mixed groups gearing up for a night on the town. This place is relaxed during the week but revs up come the weekend.

Dominated by a jaw-dropping window and art deco pillars, Neos is very smart, very adult and reassuringly expensive.

BBC is the crown jewel of the Crowne Plaza Festival City.

Lovely views, valet parking and no traffic. Sweet.

At the heart of the financial district, Caramel has created an oasis of air-conditioned cool on the patio. Clever kids.

Downtown chic at DIFC, one of the newest gastro destinations in Dubai. This area is set to get even bigger.

It’s the much needed bar that Dubai Marina has been waiting for, and is a great shout for hot summer nights.

On top of the world (nearly). It’s on the 63rd floor – and you’ll need to take two lifts to reach its lofty, luxurious heights.

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The food is fantastic, the drinks selection is even better, and the easy, European vibe will keep you coming back.

Head there for a few cocktails, order some snacks to share and the next thing you know it’s late.

We speak from experience.

Feeling like a grown-up in designer togs, see if you can nab a table then get stuck into the sake.

The deals. Ladies can get free Cosmos on Thursdays and Fridays. Freebies in a smart bar? We like.

Checking out the skyline.

This view, when paired with a Martini, will impress even the most jaded Dubai dweller.

Some of the beers will set you back over Dhs50, but there are cheaper options and the food is reasonable.

Far from cheap (not surprising given the neighbourhood), but ladies get half price Cosmos on Tuesdays from 6pm to 9pm.

It’s a world-class bar and prices can reflect that. You have been warned.

Mid-range. Unless you’re a lady at the weekend, in which case leave your purse at home.

Ouch. Spirits are as steep as the Burj Khalifa, but cocktails cost around Dhs50.

Who doesn’t love good food, cold drinks and great chat in a cosy bar?

Mini lobster tacos, a corking cocktail list and that chilled outdoor space keeps Caramel riding high in the Hot List.

The smart international crowd, hot bar staff and one of the best brunches in town makes Zuma one of our favourite places.

You probably won’t spend your whole evening there, but Blends is a great meeting point. We love the cigar lounge. And the nachos. But not together.

With its 1920s style in the middle of Bladerunner skyscrapers, Neos is a great choice for wowing visitors, a first date or business contacts.

Crowne Plaza, DFC, Dubai Sun to Mon 6pm to 2am, Tue to Wed noon to 2am, Thurs to Fri noon to 3am Tel: (04) 7012222 www.ichotelsgroup.com

Building 3, DIFC, Dubai Sun to Thurs 11am to 2am, Fri 5pm to 2am Tel: (04) 3993333 www.carameldubai.com

Building 6, DIFC, Dubai Fri to Wed noon to 2am, Thurs noon to 3am Tel: (04) 4255660 www.zumarestaurant.com

The Address Dubai Marina, Dubai 7.30pm to 2.30am Tel: (04) 4367777 www.theaddress.com

The Address Downtown Dubai, Dubai 6pm to 2.30am Tel: (04) 4368927 www.the address.com

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Sultry. Illuminated booths, a vast LED screen showing clips from the Armani catwalk and a sweeping staircase conspire to create a fashionable spot.

High-end sports bar. The Gramercy has screens dotted around the panelled walls, nicely offset by chandeliers from the high ceilings, cosy booths and homely touches.

It might stop serving at midnight, but Left Bank is still a reliable choice for a casual date or impromptu night out.

Long’s is the place to be during Ramadan, so it’s holding on tight to its Hot List spot. Expect to find it rammed.

With cheesy chips and a cracking pub quiz, there’s no room for pretension here.

In the Armani Hotel in the base of the world’s tallest building. Quite simply, Prive has the best address in town.

DIFC. Again. See what we mean about this area becoming a hospitality hub?

Souk Al Bahar is the hub of the Old Town action, packed with some of Dubai’s finest restaurants. LB is a popular shout for pre or postdinner drinks. Or both.

On the classic Sheikh Zayed Road stretch, the Towers Rotana hides this basement bar below. You’ll find dark wood, a small dance floor and, of course, a very long bar.

Tricky. If you’re planning your Fibbers debut then take a regular.

It’s on Sheikh Zayed Road near the Crowne Plaza. Good luck.

Dropping your dirhams and some high-end people watching. This is the newest bar for flashing the cash.

The gastropub-style menu is the main draw, but Tuesday’s ladies night, draught beers and a chic crowd also keep the bar busy.

Meeting people. Commandeer a booth or set up shop at the high table near the bar. We always bump into a familiar face.

Finding people during Ramadan.

It’s home to people pretending they’re not in Dubai. It’s a proper pub.

Sip. Slowly. It cost us Dhs400 for three drinks.

Surprisingly reasonable for food and mid-range for drinks. A welcome change for DIFC.

A (top quality) cocktail will set you back about Dhs50. The bar snacks are pricey but worth it. Can’t beat a Corona and calamari.

Pub prices, with hefty bar food for a decent number of dirhams.

Cheap and cheerful, with regular promotions.

Prive is basically one giant VIP lounge. No blaggers, just Dubai’s wealthiest party people. Sadly, this also means a few idiots.

This new addition is the perfect complement to the swanky likes of Zuma and Caramel. Just as good for lunch as a post-work drink, expect The Gramercy to explode post-Ramadan. Find out more on p53.

With just the right level of glitz, Left Bank is a ‘solve-all’ destination.

Not too dressy, but not flip-flop territory either, and with its central location, it’s one of those bars that keeps everyone happy.

Call it tradition, call it an institution, all we know is that you won’t stop hearing about Long’s until after Eid.

Surprisingly good grub, charmingly scruffy décor and reliable regulars. What a refreshing change.

Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Old Town, Dubai Mon to Sat 10pm to 3am Tel: (04) 8883888 www.armanihotels.com

DIFC, Unit 7, Level 2, Building 3, Dubai noon to midnight Tel: (04) 4377511

Souk Al Bahar, Old Town, Dubai 7pm to midnight Tel: (04) 3684501

Towers Rotana, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai noon to 3am Tel: (04) 3122202 www.rotana.com

Between Crowne Plaza and Fairmont, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai noon until late Tel: (04) 3322400

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5 Armani Ristorante –

Zuma was fairly quiet throughout the Holy Month, but there’s sure to be a post-Ramadan rush of loyal Zumarites (Zumans?), especially for dinner. So, as always, book ahead.

The Riv is unstinting in its adherence to one golden rule – all produce must be fresh and seasonal – making it utterly unique in the UAE, as a result it’s built a loyal client base.

Book ahead.

Discretely hidden away on the ground floor of the Park Hyatt, Traiteur is never heaving. It’s quiet, but the superb design, open kitchen and fabulous French food create an aura of romance.

Modern fine dining – sophistication without the stuffiness.

People are talking about Armani Ristorante. If the talk translates to tables, then head Chef Alessandro Salvatico and restaurant manager Roberto Di Pierno, who like to work the room, will have a lot more chatting to do.

INTERIOR

Bright and clean in the downstairs dining room with a busy sushi counter and always full tables. Head to the sexy upstairs bar for pre and postprandial drinks.

Fresh, simple and stylish, just like the food. White walls, dark wood floors and chalkboards for the daily specials. There’s plenty of places like it in London, but there’s only one in Dubai.

Uncomplicated elegance, with an open kitchen and a vaulted ceiling that is one of the most memorable restaurant design features in the city.

Low-key elegance, with nothing extravagant to detract from the dining experience. Make sure you ask about the chef’s table and a private dining salon.

At Ristorante, the lighting is spot on, there’s a pleasant view, comfortable booth seating and a bright open kitchen. There’s also an impressive private dining room.

FOOD

We’ve dined with Chef Colin Clague four times this month.

He’s thoroughly nice, can spin a cracking yarn, and he ain’t too bad in the kitchen, either. Try the veal cutlet and the king crab with chilli mayo.

We tried a range of seasonal delights with Chef Chris Lester this month, and the effort that goes into sourcing the freshest produce and creating dishes to show off the flavours at their best is truly outstanding.

Chef Franck Detrait and his team do classic French brassiere, they do it well, they do it better than anyone else in the city.

We ate at Verre for our Come Dine With Us feature (p19) and weren’t surprised to find that the standard is as high as ever. Order the beef Wellington special, a nod to the chef’s time at London’s Claridge’s.

Simple Italian dishes cooked with a flourish and presented as works of art.

DIFC is fast becoming a foodie kingdom – look out for Le Petite Maison next month – and Zuma sits on the culinary throne.

Overlooking the Dubai Fountain, the Riv is prime Dubai property.

And soon it will be cool enough to return to the terrace.

Our favourite hotel, Park Hyatt Dubai.

Deira is never going to be the best location for a restaurant, but it’s worth crossing the floating bridge for one of Verre’s calibre.

The Burj Khalifa. Can’t say fairer than that.

Dhs1,000 for two. A grand well spent.

Dhs400 for two. The Dhs100 lunch menu returns postRamadan.

Three courses for two for around Dhs615. Dhs280 per person for the three-course set menu.

Dhs395 per person for three courses and Dhs495 for the six-course menu.

Dhs850 for two.

The best Japanese – not to mention our current favourite restaurant – in Dubai.

Dining at Rivington Grill is guaranteed to put a smile on your face, especially if your visit coincides with the Saturday roast.

When things start to cool down, book a table for two outside and order a bottle of something special.

Verre runs like clockwork and Chef Scott Price has big plans for Ramsay’s Dubai outpost.

Watch this space.

An Italian restaurant that you really have to visit.

Building 6, Gate Village, DIFC Sat to Thurs 12.30pm to 3pm, Sat to Wed 7pm to midnight, Thurs and Fri 7pm to 1am Tel: (04) 4255660 www.zumarestaurant.com

Souk Al Bahar, Level 3, Old Town, Dubai noon to 11pm, Ramadan 7pm to 11pm.

Tel: (04) 4230903 www.rivingtongrill.ae

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai Sun to Fri 7pm to midnight Tel: (04) 3172222 www.dubai.park.hyatt.com

Hilton Dubai Creek Sun to Fri 7pm to 11.30pm Tel: (04) 2277550 www.gordonramsay.com

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Armani Hotel Dubai, Burj Khalifa, Old Town midday to 3pm and 7pm to 11pm Tel: (04) 8883888 www.dubai.armanihotels.com

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7 Rhodes Twenty10

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The diners gracing the tables at Pierre Gagnaire’s place are happy to be there – dining at Reflets is a special occasion. Men should don a suit and the ladies should pop on a nice frock.

It’s been open less than six weeks, but Gary Rhodes’ second Dubai restaurant is already the talk of the town. We visited this month.

Downstairs was half full, every table upstairs was occupied. PostRamadan, you’ll definitely have to book in advance.

Busy, busy, busy. Book ahead.

Despite the arrival of Rhodes Twenty10, those who seek the finer things in life will continue to visit Gary’s fine dining restaurant.

Vineet Bhatia’s place is never short of punters eager to sample his inimitable Indian cuisine.

Think Paris, think glamour, think ever so slightly camp.

Gary likes to describe it as ‘gangster’. So we’ll go with that.

Dark, sexy and as chilled as a frozen Margarita.

White with the odd touch of neon and a tiny, tantalising glimpse of the busy kitchen.

Warm lighting, modern design and comfortable furniture.

A delicious blend of Michelin and Mumbai.

Order the tasting menu and marvel at plate after plate of culinary art. The cooking skill on display is truly astounding.

It’s a grill, but before you bemoan the fact that Dubai has more grills than one can shake a pair of tongs at, remember it’s a Gary Rhodes grill. Simple food, well cooked.

Order the lamb rack rare and you won’t be disappointed.

Order the miso lobster with crispy rice, and then go and shake the chef’s hand.

Try the roast beef fillet with snail, garlic and parsley risotto.

Outside of Bhatia’s other restaurants you won’t be able to eat food like this anywhere else on Planet Earth.

The InterCon DFC is a fine hotel, and Reflets has its very own floor.

Le Royal Méridien, not far from Grosvenor house – home of Rhodes Mezzanine. Gary seems to like Dubai Marina, and so do we.

Number One Sheikh Zayed Road.

Can’t argue with that address.

Grosvenor House is home to both Rhodes and Vineet Bhatia’s Indego.

Chefs of that calibre don’t open restaurants anywhere, you know.

Grosvenor House. Home to both Bhatia and Rhodes. That’s just greedy, now, isn’t it?

We’re talking north of Dhs1,000 so it’s a treat to save for. On the other hand, the Dhs230 lunch menu is a bargain.

We spent Dhs630 on a meal for two.

Dhs700 should buy three courses, sushi and sashimi, leaving you with Dhs300 more in your wallet than after a meal at Zuma or Nobu.

Around Dhs760 for two.

Around Dhs800 for two.

The lunch is back post-Ramadan.

Our table is already booked.

Lots of things in our review, p50.

If you like Japanese but your budget won’t stretch to Zuma prices, Okku is waiting to tickle your taste buds.

There’s a new Rhodes restaurant in town stealing Mezzanine’s limelight, but it’s just too good to drop from the top ten.

Vineet Bhatia produces the most innovative Indian cuisine we’ve ever tasted.

InterContinental Dubai Festival City, Dubai 7pm to 1am Tel: (04) 7011128 www.ichotelsgroup.com

Le Royal Méridien Beach Resort and Spa, Dubai 7pm to midnight Tel: (04) 3995555 www.garyrhodes.com

The Monarch Dubai, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai 7pm to midnight Tel: (04) 5018777 www.okkudubai.com

Grosvenor House, Dubai Marina, Dubai Mon to Sat 7pm to midnight Tel: (04) 3998888 www.grosvenorhouse-dubai.com

Grosvenor House, Dubai Marina, Dubai Sun to Thurs 7pm to 11pm Tel: (04) 3176000 www.grosvenorhouse-dubai.com

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4 Armani / Spa –

5 Talise Spa –

Inconspicuous and very professional, these guys make your experience at Amara truly pleasant.

The staff are among the best in the business following extensive training at Banyan Tree academies.

Quiet and charming, they get the job done without causing a fuss, but can answer any question you may have.

Staff have come from all over the world to work for Mr Armani. Our therapist was from South Africa and a pro at knot-busting.

A mix of natioanlities and specialities, from a GP to a naturopath, this spa is packed with experts.

Vast and decadent. Treatments are grouped by theme and there’s an emphasis on pampering packages. The food menu is great, too. Try the barbecue chicken.

Extremely luxurious. The Asian-inspired treatments will take you from the desert sands to distant shores.

Loads of choice and the innovative team behind the brand are always coming up with new treatments. We love specific massages like The High Heeler.

There’s no treatment list as such, you just book a time slot (from 90 mins) and the therapist decides. Our deep tissue massage was outstanding.

There’s a large spa menu, but Talise sets itself apart with the addition of medical tests and life coaching.

THE SPA

Just gorgeous, with rooms boasting their own garden and outdoor shower. There’s even a music menu.

The treatment rooms are lovely, but The Rainforest hydrotherapy experience is the reason to make the trip.

Small and intimate, it’s the ideal place to escape on a hot weekend. And the dressing gowns are amazing.

As stylish as you’d expect from Giorgio. The spa is slick, with dark greys and clean lines. The sauna and steam rooms are now open, too.

The treatment rooms are linked by leafy outdoor pathways. You’ll also find a large pool tucked away for those day-long spa sessions.

PRICE

Far from cheap, but there are monthly deals, and this is a retreat worth every fil, especially when you use the pool.

This is a five-star retreat and on the pricey side, but an hour in The Rainforest is only Dhs77, or free if staying at the resort.

Pick wisely and treatments are reasonably priced, with an hour-long Balinese massage for Dhs310.

Actually, it’s not as bad as your bank manager might fear, with 90 minutes costing Dhs650, up to Dhs2,500 for a full day.

Various, but the Royal Hammam treatment is a fair Dhs450 for 80 minutes.

Book a treatment costing more than Dhs460 at the weekends (or longer than an hour during the week) and you can use the pool, steam room and gym all day. And what a pool it is.

Walk through The Rainforest and discover an ice igloo, brine cave, tropical rain showers, hammam and more.

Not what you expect in Ras Al Khaimah.

Allow some time afterwards to enjoy the amazing ginger tea and vegetable crudités in the turquoise relaxation room.

Seriously, that ginger tea is golden nectar.

Answer some questions and a treatment is suggested for you.

Great for spa amateurs, but not so suited to the control freaks out there. Our treatment was top-notch. Recommended.

For top to toe beauty (inside and out) Talise is your one-stop shop. You’ll leave with an armload of supplements and a head full of good intentions.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai 9am to 10pm Tel: (04) 6021234 www. dubai.park.hyatt.com

Banyan Tree Al Wadi, Ras Al Khaimah 10am to 10pm Tel: (07) 2067777 www. banyantree.com

The Palm Jumeirah Beach Club, Dubai 10am to 10pm Tel: (04) 4227115 www.sensasiaspas.com

Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Old Town, Dubai 9am to 9pm Tel: (04) 8883888 www.dubai.armanihotels.com

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Al Qasr, Al Sufouh, Dubai 9am to 10pm Tel: (04) 3666818 www.jumeriah.com/talise

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The female therapists at this ladies-only spa undergo two years of training and the results are impressive.

The all-female staff will talk you through your treatment or leave you to snooze, depending on your preference.

Modern zen awaits you at this vast spa, with experienced therapists on hand to guide you from reception to relaxation.

The team at Atlantis will greet you with ginger tea, treat you to a top quality pampering then bring you more tea. We were chuffed.

Super friendly and guaranteed to make your spa time as enjoyable as possible.

Extensive, with everything from waxing and blow-dries to luxurious packages. They are pretty hot on discounts, so give them a call to see what the monthly deal is.

From massage and body polishes to reflexology and ear candling, plus manis, pedis and haircuts, it’s all here. We haven’t tired of returning again and again.

With separate menus for ladies and gents you’ll be spoilt for choice. The Aromatherapy Associates treatments are highly recommended and the Jetlag package has saved our sanity.

The extensive menu covers everything from expert pedicures and shaves to rituals to revel in.

Particularly recommended are the Clarins facials.

Try the four-handed Mandara Massage. You’ll be pushed, pulled and pulverised into a state of somnolence by two therapists.

In a villa on Al Wasl Road, it’s a decadent escape with a lovely garden for yoga.

Clever one-way windows in the treatment rooms allow you to gaze onto lush green polo fields as you are indulged.

You’d never expect this shrine to relaxation to be within a mere five minutes of the manic Dubai Mall. A welcome surprise.

It’s an impressive space with a vast staircase, beautiful ‘floating’ corridor and underwater-themed treatment rooms.

The softest dressing gowns in town, Elemis facials and a beautiful steam room are our highlights.

Surprisingly reasonable at around Dhs350 for an hour-long massage, but they always have deals going on.

Sixty minutes of reflexology is a quite reasonable Dhs400.

It’s steep, but the quality of treatments, therapists and postmassage snooze justify the bill.

It’s expensive, with two hour-long packages costing around Dhs1,000, but you’ll emerge a more relaxed and glowing version of yourself.

We’d say it was mid-range. The excellent Muscle Ease massage is Dhs470 for 65 minutes.

The pick-up service (in a Porsche Cayenne or Mercedes no less) and knowledgeable staff make for a truly relaxing spa experience.

Enjoy a sauna, steam room, Jacuzzi and heated recliners before and after your treatment.

Then head to Epicure or Rare for a top feed.

Make time to nibble on the juicy dates and sip tea in the relaxation room. They nearly had to ask us to leave.

We were pleasantly surprised by Atlantis’ spa offering. Far from a token hotel effort, this is truly a destination spa that will have you coming back for more.

If you’re lucky enough to work nearby, keep an eye out for Mandara’s mid-week hook-up with restaurants in The Monarch.

Lunch and a massage for Dhs295? Sign us up.

1047 Uttamah Villas, Al Wasl Road, Jumeira, Dubai 10am to 10pm Tel: (04) 3489679 www.thaiprivilegespadubai.com

Desert Palm, Al Awir Road, after International City, Dubai 9am to 9pm Tel: (04) 3238888 www.desertpalm.ae

The Address Dubai Mall, Old Town, Dubai 9am to 9pm Tel: (04) 4388888 www.theaddress.com

Atlantis The Palm, Palm Jumeirah, Dubai 10am to 10pm Tel: (04) 4261020 www.atlantisthepalm.com

The Monarch Dubai, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai 9am to 10pm Tel: (04) 5018888 www.themonarchdubai.com

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Backchat with Catboy

This month, our favourite radio star battles his insecurities – not to mention his local lifeguard – in a tale of life, love and one man’s curly mullet There are certain things in life – halitosis for instance – that you can never be sure about unless you ask someone. There are those extremely lucky alpha-types who are actually good at everything so don’t have to worry. There are delusional fools who have the self-belief to go through life assuming that they'll pass everything with flying colours, and, finally, there is the category that I (and, I expect, most of the world) fall into. Our group are the incessant worriers; lying awake at night, gnawing our nails down to the quick; feigning happiness, but secretly feeling the crushing weight of insecurity. It seems every decade of our lives, from our teenage years

radio professional, because all he ever did was listen to the paranoid blathering of broadcasters. We are a very whiny breed, but then if you’ve heard the show, you know that already.

That pretty much brings me to the present. I have spent plenty of time analysing and rationalising my own insecurities and have been fairly forward in asking people for honest answers about my singing, dancing, good/bad breath, hairstyles and weight, and I finally thought I onwards, brings a new set of worries. For had discovered Zen. me, as a teenager in the 80s, it was pretty Then a new one surfaced. In an effort to typical questions. Was my curly mullet not die of a heart attack this year, I have attractive to girls? Was my Pringle sweater taken to swimming considerable distances and Farah slacks combo attractive to girls? every day. I plod along to the pool after the At our school discos, was the random flailing Dubai 92 Breakfast Show, whip off my shirt of my arms and legs whilst snarling like Elvis and get the belly underwater as quickly as after a stroke attractive to girls? possible, so as not to cause fainting women, Of course, come the 1990s, I was in crying children and uncontrollable mayhem. my 20s and had matured immeasurably.

The problem is, I taught myself to swim as However, insecurities remained. Was a kid and have had no proper training, ergo, being in a very amateurish rock’n’roll band my technique is not one formally recognised attractive to girls? Could I sing, or were by most sporting bodies. Half the battle is these people coming to my gigs as part explaining to the lifeguard that he must of a collective ironic joke? Would driving a stop dragging me out of the pool, as I am Citroen 2CV be seen as getting a 15-year not in the throes of epilepsy. jump on all hipsters, or could people see it You may giggle at the mental image of a was all I could afford? bright red, overweight, panting Brit being Roll on the noughties. The decade I wrestled poolside by a slight Indian lad, hellconquered the world of broadcasting (or bent on administering the kiss of life, but to be more correct, the decade I managed ask yourself this… Are you really sure your to blag a gig in radio and maintain an technique isn’t stupid? There you go. An adequate standard to ensure employment). insecurity shared is an insecurity halved.

Don’t get me started on the insecurities Catboy hosts the Catboy & Geordiebird that brought with it. My first boss once Breakfast Show, Sun to Thurs 6am to told me he felt more like a therapist than a 10am, Dubai 92. www.dubai92.com

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