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Dreaming small at McCormick Field

I think a lot of people are looking at the Asheville Tourists situation all wrong.

Rather than allowing this chal lenge to brew into yet another divi sive controversy and potential drain on our taxes, maybe we should unite and view this moment as an opportunity to shift the outdated business model into a moneymak ing enterprise to financially benefit the people of Asheville. Maybe it’s time to let the DeWines and Astros go. Instead of paying more taxes for the right to host a minor league team, why not position Asheville as our nation’s very first Fantasy Baseball Tourist Destination?

How much might wealthy folks pay to visit Asheville and relive their glory days in a historic sta dium in one of the most beautiful areas of the world? How much might rich “ballplayers” spend on lodging, restaurants and assorted whatnot? Rather than moderniz ing McCormick Field at taxpayer expense, maybe we should embrace

and even advertise its quaint, throwback qualities.

I see a revolutionary business where tourists pay for the privilege of watching other tourists. Imagine the marketing possibilities: games pitting Tourists vs. Locals (or other Tourists). Goats grazing on hillsides. Potlucks in the outfield. Families and fireworks and corndogs and, of course, our delicious beer!

I don’t want to get all Field of Dreams on people’s asses, but we need not even build anything new or flashy to get the people to come.

— Robert McGee Asheville

Why kittens should be adopted in pairs

I greatly appreciated the excel lent interview with Andee Bingham about her valiant work rescuing

neonatal kittens [ “Q&A: Future Hopes and Plans for Esther Neonatal Kitten Rescue,” Nov. 16 , Xpress]. I would like to take this occasion to mention another important point about kitten rescue.

A few years ago, my neighbors adopted a kitten, and when they went to work, it would sit in the open window and meow piteous ly all day, clearly feeling lonely, scared and abandoned. And when they got home, it would be so happy to see them, and they had no idea that anything was wrong.

A kitten suddenly removed from its mother and siblings experienc es great distress, and its isolation from other kittens is very damag ing to its emotional development. Kittens need other kittens to learn how to play, how to relate to other cats, and to be emotionally healthy and happy.

I was moved by this experience to write a little flyer about this problem, although there was very little information on the web about it then. Recently, I Googled “Why kittens should be adopted in pairs” to see if there was any more data, and was astonished to find 10 web sites — 10! — devoted to this prob lem, with titles like “Eight Reasons Why Kittens Should Be Adopted in Pairs.” All were very well done, and some were videos.

I strongly urge anyone consid ering adopting a kitten to check this out, and if you have kittens to adopt, please do not adopt them singly and do not separate two kittens who have clearly bonded with each other. Animal shelters should require kittens to be adopt ed in pairs. I welcome comments at 828-458-8409.

— Rusty Sivils Leicester

Priority shift could reduce community needs

Regarding the article “Corporate Caring: Local Companies Prioritize Hands-on Giving” [ Nov. 16 , Xpress], which features Pratt & Whitney employees: I am thankful and grate ful for the community service of local businesses and corporations.

However, what if the USA stopped starting and supporting wars, and then some of the billions of dollars of the defense budget that go to military contractors were spent on affordable housing, food, health care, education and other necessities for those here at home who do not have access to them?

Although those working for cor porations that develop, manufac ture and sell weapons/weapons-de livery systems, like Pratt & Whitney and its parent company, Raytheon, worth billions, might not fare so well, the USA might possibly have fewer veterans with combat-related PTSD and a healthier, better-edu cated population.

Should we ever arrive at such a utopian but not unreachable goal, those military-contractor employ ees who lost their jobs could be trained to work in more life-giving/ sustaining, rather than life-tak ing, professions, and the need for community service would not be so great, leaving those wanting to serve to expend their energy in other underserved areas, thus still engaged in “corporate caring.”

— Cynthia Heil Asheville

RANDY MOLTON

Scouting new horizons after election

I wish my election results as a local candidate were more consis tent (in addition to better), because I would like to be able to figure out where my friends are. I remember that the first time I ran, I did best in Kenilworth, near the hospital; then later, as Wenoca turned actively hos tile because contraception is in bud get competition with their pet boon doggles, I actually won Newfound Road, then did best near Sweeten Creek, and this time in southwest Buncombe, followed by my own neighbors in Big Sandy.

But as I work on my ’68, noncata lyst school bus, so I can make my vote mobile like Hillary to Chappaqua to retire among allies, I still don’t know where to go, even locally, to say nothing of globally, especially since contraception funding has yet to reduce rental demand in places like

Chappaqua or even Provincetown, Kenilworth or Firhall, Scotland, to say nothing of school bus restrictions.

So, the main personal purpose of my candidacy, to tell myself and the world where my friends are, doesn’t really seem to be panning out. I also wonder if the Air Force tracks pre cinct results so they will know whom to bomb, though the Munich exurbs were rather dispersed. At least I learned that Antelope, Ore.’s Osho was an overpopulation activist, no thanks to Netflix, and Grafton, N.H., still lacks Wenoca-style boondoggles and is getting warmer; but no anti-na talist homeland yet, even in China.

— Alan Ditmore Leicester

Editor’s note: Ditmore came in fourth in November’s election in a race for one of two seats on the Buncombe County Soil and Water Conservation District Board of Supervisors. Xpress coverage on the former candidate can be found at avl.mx/xmasjbl. X

Beyond white squirrels

Specialty shops abound in Brevard

BY JESSICA WAKEMAN

Some visitors are drawn to Brevard for the chance to glimpse the white squirrels. The four-legged critters — a variant of the Eastern gray squirrel — are so popular they even have their own gift shop: the White Squirrel Shoppe on West Main Street.

But there are plenty of nonrodent reasons to visit the picturesque moun tain town. Despite having just over 7,700 residents according to the 2020 U.S. census, Brevard is bursting with specialty shops and family-owned businesses. Many are clustered around the downtown’s Main Street, creating a cozy sense of community.

Brevard was not always the tourist destination that it is today,

explains Dee Dee Perkins, owner of the outdoor supplies and gear shop D.D. Bullwinkel’s. About 17 years ago, Transylvania County (of which Brevard is the county seat) sought to clarify the community’s brand for tourism purposes, she tells Xpress. Brevard hugs Pisgah National Forest and is a stone’s throw from DuPont State Recreational Forest. The county decided to lean hard into outdoor adventure, as well as arts and culture, Perkins says.

“Brevard has a uniqueness and a whole different vibe than existed 10 years ago in a really cool way,” explains Perkins, crediting new brew eries and the Transylvania County Tourism Development Authority’s focus on mountain biking. “We were never branded as or identified

as a mountain biking community,” Perkins continues. “When we did that on the tourism side, it got traction in a big way.”

Thanks to these breweries and mountain bikers (and maybe even those unusual squirrels), Brevard now has a “cool factor,” Perkins says.

It’s a notion that many other busi ness owners and entrepreneurs echo as well.

FROM TAXIDERMY TO PETER PAN

Mirroring the town’s evolution, D.D. Bullwinkel’s didn’t begin as an outfitters. Perkins opened the busi ness in 1994 as a gift shop on Broad Street. The shop transitioned to sell ing outdoor gear as the popularity

FAMILY AFFAIR: Allie Carrington, left, Adam Perkins and their mother, Dee Dee Perkins, run D.D. Bullwinkel’s. Their store on East Main Street in Brevard was previously a Belk department store. Photo by Jessica Wakeman

of adventure activities grew in the area. In 2017, the business renovated a Belk department store on Main Street, which is its current location.

D.D. Bullwinkel’s sells all the pop ular brands of outdoor apparel, foot wear and gear — Patagonia, Keen, Merrell, Osprey, Big Agnes, Helinox — as well as outdoor products for kids. Lifestyle items, such as quirky socks and jewelry by the waterproof brand Bronwen, are also offered. Perkins’ daughter, Allie Carrington, who oversees much of the merchan dising, says she makes a point to highlight eco-conscious brands. For example, GOT BAGs are backpacks, weekenders and laptop sleeves that are made from plastics that have been pulled from the ocean.

But if the outdoors are more of an aesthetic than a recreational pas sion, Brevard has a shop for that, too. It’s home to the second loca tion of MANtiques, an antiques shop with a focus on rustic furniture and home decor, such as taxidermied deer heads, antlers, old maps and knives.

“I’ve always been passionate about the Adirondack look,” explains Carl Littlefield, who co-owns the stores with his wife, Cheryl. They opened the Brevard outpost of MANtiques nearly five years ago following the success of their Cashiers location.

Littlefield makes an annual trip to the Adirondacks for items like snow shoes and fishing reels. However, a lot of MANtiques’ merchandise now comes from people who bring Littlefield their own antiques and niche collections.

“The longer we stay in business, the less time I have to look for stuff, because stuff comes to me,” he says.

Much of the store’s taxidermy comes from a local man who har vested the animals himself, Littlefield says. And many of the vintage pop culture items, like a metal lunch box decorated with Disney’s Peter Pan characters, came from a Brevard fam ily of collectors.

As for the name MANtiques? Despite what he calls the “masculine feel” of the shop, “80% of my buyers are ladies,” Littlefield says. He sug gests many women

are the primary

COSMIC RACCOON: Starfangled Press printmaker Kristen Necessary says this crop top with her “cosmic raccoon” design has been a top seller. Photo by Jessica Wakeman

NOSTALGIA

MANtiques owner Carl Littlefield sells Adiron dacks-inspired antiques and vintage finds, such as this old telephone booth. Photo by Jessica Wakeman

at prices up to 70% less than regular retail.

As a quick, easy way for you to recycle your family’s outgrown children’s items, simply call us to be sure the buy counter is open. Then bring in the gently used clothes / shoes / toys / baby gear that your little ones have outgrown. We’ll pay you CASH for everything we can accept. It’s that easy!

home decorators and that his mer chandise complements the mountain homes and cabins popular in Western North Carolina.

TOP-SECRET SOURCES

Brevard also has numerous coffee shops, bakeries and chocolate shops. A heartier meal of soups and sand wiches can be found at Mayberry’s. Mayberry’s is open seven days a week for dine-in and takeout, and it’s also a specialty shop selling bottled sauces made from scratch, wine, beer and baked goods.

Owner Kellee Reece grew up in Brevard and says she thought the town needed “something with simple food that’s not fast food.” Although she and her ex-husband, with whom she started Mayberry’s, were told they were “crazy for opening up a restaurant during a recession” over a decade ago, the place was an imme diate hit. “I knew the concept would work,” she says.

As a child, Reece laughs that Brevard was so small “you couldn’t get away with anything — it was awful.” Today she echoes Perkins that it has been “reborn as a tourist town.” She named her restaurant Mayberry’s, a reference to the fic tional town on “The Andy Griffith Show,” in a gesture to capture that small-town feel.

While Reece is happy to share that her chocolate pie recipe was handed down from a neighbor’s great-grandmother, others in town, including Diane Motter, keep their

SMALL-TOWN LIFE: Kellee Reece grew up in Brevard and named her restaurant Mayberry’s after the fic tional town in “The Andy Griffith Show.”

sources close to the vest. Motter, who owns Spice It to a Tea! will only say she buys her loose teas, most of which are certified organic, from small, fam ily-run businesses in Asia.

“I’m picky about what I carry in my shop because I use all of it myself,” says Motter, a retired interior design er who opened her store because of her love of cooking. In addition to loose teas, Spice It to a Tea! sells salts, peppers, sugars, rubs and balsam ic vinegars.

Spice It to a Tea! offers about 100 different kinds of loose teas, says Motter. She explains that loose tea stays fresher longer because it’s not packed tightly in a tea bag or a ball. (But for those who do want tea balls, she sells those, too.)

WELCOME, WANTED, INVITED

The mountains and their slower pace of life bring out the creativity in many people, and that’s certainly been true for printmaker Kristen Necessary. She taught printmaking at Blue Ridge Community College and Brevard College, and opened Starfangled Press in Brevard in 2016. The shop serves as her studio for Starfangled Press-printed items, where woodcuts, letterpress and screen-printing are all done on site.

Also available are stickers, greeting cards and wall prints of Necessary’s designs, which she describes as “nature and animals and Appalachia.” Some of the most popular items are T-shirts from her Cosmic Critters series — drawings of Appalachian animals like raccoons, bears, foxes

ACORN-Y MASCOT: White squir

honors the

Photo by Jessica Wakeman

Photo by Jessica Wakeman

and squirrels that are surrounded by a swirl of stars. “Our cosmic raccoon crop top is the top seller,” she says.

In addition to a few art supplies, the shop space at Starfangled Press also sells work by local artists, like Eliana E. Rodriguez, Ratbee Press and Macon York Press.

Across the street from Starfangled Press is toy shop/gift shop Paper + Wood. Owner Penny Wootten has a background in child development and worked both as a teacher and in parent education. That experience piqued her interest in toys to stim ulate children’s creativity — what she calls “open-ended toys” — like wooden blocks, puzzles, animals, food and dollhouses. (Many of these toys are Montessori- or Waldorf-inspired, she says.) Paper + Wood also sells gift wrap and blank cards — again, to encourage creativity — and a selec tion of children’s picture books.

Wootten also wanted to provide a community gathering space, so Paper + Wood has a room cordoned-off with a curtain with a large table and at least 10 chairs. It can be used for baby showers or meetings, but Wootten is most excited about its art classes.

Since opening the shop in 2021, she’s held a watercolor class, a découpage

TEA TIME: Diane Motter says Spice It to a Tea!, which sells spices, salts, peppers and loose tea, is popular with locals seeking fresh ingredi ents. Photo by Jessica Wakeman

class and a class to make an Advent calendar. Asheville artist and illus trator Laura Lago, who works part time at Paper + Wood, also taught a two-part class on bookmaking.

Wootten says the idea for her shop and gathering space came to her

TOYLAND: Penny Wootten wants her shop, Paper + Wood, to be a gathering place to encourage cre ativity. In addition to selling toys and paper goods, she teaches craft classes. Photo by Jessica Wakeman

in a dream; now she’s seen that dream realized. She proudly hung on the wall a sign reading “You are welcome, wanted, invited” — a sentiment that might as well speak not for just Paper + Wood, but for all of Brevard. X

Squeaky wheels

BY CARMELA CARUSO

At the national level, Washington lawmakers get a regular earful from lobbyists representing massive business concerns: Big Tech, Big Oil, Big Pharma. At the Asheville level, according to Council member Sandra Kilgore, one major source of influence is Big Bike.

“My concern is the relationship between the city of Asheville and Asheville on Bikes, who I feel is doing the driving as to where and how we do things,” Kilgore said during a Sept. 13 Council meeting. She argued that the group has an outsized say in how the city han dles infrastructure changes such as downtown bike lanes and the Merrimon Avenue “road diet.”

AOB is undeniably active in local government — the group hosts forums and asks questions of munic ipal candidates every election cycle, and it asks members to contact Council about transportation-relat ed projects. But the nonprofit is just one of many community organiza tions that seek to pull the levers of political power in Asheville. Xpress spoke to several of these groups to learn more about how they pursue their agendas at City Hall.

PEDALS WITH METTLE

When AOB first began organiz ing community rides in 2006, Mike Sule, the group’s executive direc tor, says it was “as grassroots as it gets.” After finishing a 1,200-mile bike tour of Oregon that summer, Sule had challenged himself to “cre ate some momentum to advance

bicycle infrastructure” at home in Asheville.

In 2008, tragedy compelled AOB to take up advocacy work. The death of Jeremy Johnson, a 19-year-old father of three who was struck and killed while cycling through the intersection of New Haw Creek Road and Tunnel Road, deeply affected Sule. Although he didn’t know Johnson, Sule was teaching at Evergreen Community Charter School at the time and biked the Haw Creek intersection daily.

“People were showing up at [AOB] events and having a good time. After Jeremy’s death, I felt like I had a responsibility to the community to invest some of this socializing, the sort of social capital,

Community groups discuss city advocacy

into the political system, with the goal of improving conditions for all people moving by a variety of modes,” explains Sule.

Over more than a decade of subse quent advocacy, Sule has developed what he calls a “secret sauce” for achieving results. To stay on top of issues before they reach a Council decision point, he pays close atten tion to area boards and commis sions, such as the city’s Downtown Commission and Multimodal Transportation Commission. Once he identifies an opportunity, Sule and his team conduct research and gather facts before engaging with as many people throughout the city as they can.

In the case of the Merrimon Avenue project, that included talks with business owners, the N.C. Department of Transportation, city staff, the city manager’s office, City Council and Mayor Esther Manheimer. Sule also set up “back porch meetings” where residents in neighborhoods closest to the project could engage in “lively, robust” conversations.

Sule says AOB stressed how the road diet would benefit everyone, not just bicyclists, to help sway those who were initially undecided or against the conversion. From reducing collisions by more than 30% to increasing walkability, he explains, the project is intended to “maximize the functionality

of Merrimon Avenue” and cre ate a business corridor similar to Haywood Road in West Asheville.

Asked about Kilgore’s comments regarding AOB, Sule said his group succeeds by shifting public opinion and promoting win-win solutions.

“If constituents and voters did not like the direction, if they did not approve of the things I am advocat ing for, they would not participate in the things that I am advocating for,” he says. “[AOB] exists, and it is successful, because there has been a historic unmet need for safer streets that work for all mobility types.”

LINES OF COMMUNICATION

Advocacy work led by the Coalition of Asheville Neighborhoods looks similar, but on a larger scale. While AOB has about 1,000 members, CAN represents tens of thousands of residents from 19 neighborhoods throughout the city.

Members from each of the coa lition’s constituent neighborhood groups bring issues to monthly CAN board meetings. When the issue is something that affects many neigh borhoods, such as the way devel opers must notify residents about planned projects, the coalition’s executive committee has conver sations with city planners to see if change is feasible.

If it is, CAN forms a small group of volunteers to work on the mat

GEARED UP TO ENGAGE: As part of its involvement with the political process, Asheville on Bikes hosted a City Council candidate forum this election cycle. Photo courtesy of Asheville on Bikes

ter, usually three or four people who have experience reading ordi nances, writing draft language and attending meetings with city staff.

Rick Freeman, the coalition’s pres ident, says that’s how the group worked to pass revisions to the city’s rules on noise in 2021.

“We actually wrote a draft of the noise ordinance and presented it to the city and then negotiated with them all the way through until it was approved,” Freeman explains. Such a process can take months, and sometimes years, but he says patience pays off.

“I would say more than half the time that we start that kind of work, we don’t need to engage the City Council,” Freeman says. “You can find good compromises and good paths that are both going to help the citizens in their neighborhoods but don’t put city staff in some kind of a tough spot or ask them to go beyond their budget or all the constraints that they have.”

For the times when CAN can’t reach a compromise by working directly with city staff, the group will escalate the issue to City Council via letter-writing campaigns, phone calls, emails and public comment during Council meetings. No matter the level on which it’s operating, Freeman says, CAN offers “rea soned input on complicated top ics” with well-researched advocacy based in facts.

director, says the group regularly surveys its business owners and downtown residents to identify their biggest issues. And just as with CAN, the ADA’s first contacts after flagging a problem are generally city staff members.

That approach has proved suc cessful for the ADA. After repeat edly hearing from members that downtown parking was a major headache, the organization helped advocate for an employee parking lot on Asheland Avenue and got its monthly parking pass costs reduced from $70 to $50. The ADA also pushed for looser restrictions on gravel lots that could be used for parking and, with the help of other community groups, reinstituted the first-hour-free parking policy in downtown garages.

For the West Asheville Business Association, inviting city staff to monthly board meetings and quarterly general membership meetings has allowed members to address issues as they arise. “We’re more about advocating for busi nesses in West Asheville than we are about marketing or network ing,” says Krista Stearns, WABA board member.

MAINTAINING RELATIONSHIPS

The Asheville Downtown Association’s advocacy also begins with the concerns of its members.

Meghan Rogers, ADA’s executive

One of WABA’s regular attend ees, says Stearns, is Rachel Taylor, an economic development specialist for the city of Asheville. Recently, Taylor has helped facilitate conver sations between WABA and the N.C. Department of Transportation con cerning the repaving of Haywood Road. Business owners have been advocating for improved pedestrian walkability, safer crosswalks

and

“SECRET SAUCE”: Asheville on Bikes Executive Director Mike Sule says his organization succeeds by learning about issues early, researching deeply and engaging broadly with both city leaders and the community. Photo courtesy of Asheville on Bikes

Photographed by Kristin Nicholas of Leyden Glen Farm

wheelchair access. They’re also working to ensure businesses can continue to operate during the repaving process despite the tempo rary loss of parking spaces, increased traffic and road diversions.

Council member Kim Roney, also a West Asheville business owner, regularly attends WABA’s meet ings, as do members of the Asheville Police Department. Regular com munication with Taylor, Roney and the APD has helped WABA avoid

elevating issues to City Council. With regular attendance, says Stearns, “We’re able to keep up with what’s going on at the city level and plug into things that are important.”

OUT ON A LIMB

For community members who don’t have established relationships with city staff or elected officials through existing organizations, making changes can be a challenge.

Mary Ann Braine, together with an informal group of other West Asheville residents, has been try ing to advocate on behalf of those affected by the Vermont Avenue Sidewalk Project since 2018.

Braine and others are worried that the project will damage the mature maple trees that line the street, in turn threatening their neighborhood’s character. In response, group members have attended public meetings, hosted meetings in their homes, held Zoom discussions with Asheville capital projects director Jade Dundas and Assistant City Manager Rachel Wood, and sent emails to Capital Projects staff copied to Council members and Mayor Manheimer.

None of those efforts have yielded the results Braine has hoped for. “We would love the city to stop moving forward and start talking to us,” she says.

While communication seemed to be open in the early stages of the project, Braine says that last fall, after a new project manager took over, things shifted. She believes a public survey on the project was designed to sway people into choos

ing a design option different from what the residents had originally favored. (City spokesperson Kim Miller says the survey “clearly described how many existing trees would be preserved, how many existing trees would be removed and how many new trees would be planted” under each option.)

Despite assessments made by the city’s arborist, the group is concerned existing trees will not survive the construction project. Members are continuing their work, even after being told by Dundas and Wood that project staff is no longer accepting public input; Miller says the city has “received overwhelming clear feedback from the community on the preferred design option and are now in the process of delivering on that preference.”

Sule, with Asheville on Bikes, offers the following advice for res idents like Braine: “Seek small, incremental change and build upon each and every success. Bring new people in. Form partnerships with other organizations. Collaborate. Be prepared to make some con cessions and engage your opposi tion civilly.”  X

NEWS

Step by step

BY SEAN CONNOR

sconnor922@gmail.com

Six miles down, 36 to go.

That’s the current status of the Old Fort Trails Project, a collection of hiking, biking and horse trails planned outside the McDowell County town in the Pisgah National Forest. The first phase of the project, aptly named the Old Fort Gateway Trails, opened to the public in June.

The work has been powered by the G5 Trail Collective, so named for the five counties of the national forest’s Grandfather Ranger District. The nonprofit collaboration of local outdoor recreation businesses, com munity groups and the U.S. Forest Service eventually aims to complete 42 miles of trails that will stretch from Deep Gap on the Blue Ridge Parkway to Curtis Creek Road in Old Fort.

The collective’s overall goal, according to Lisa Jennings, rec reation and trails manager for the Grandfather Ranger District, is to “maintain the existing area trails and build more recreational trails on our public lands.” It’s also about promot ing the idea that getting outside, mov ing and taking advantage of Western North Carolina’s trails will lead to healthier, happier communities.

ON THE RIGHT PATH

Lavita Logan, project coordinator for People on the Move Old Fort, played an integral role in making the first phase of the trail system a reality. She says the project was a great fit for her community collab orative’s mission of bringing back a sense of pride in the community,

G5 Trail Collective opens first phase of planned network

continues, with many saying they’ll get out on the trails again soon.

That accessibility matters to Thomas Spear. The Leicester res ident, who has used a wheelchair since he was 18, is an avid fisherman and handcycler. He says he’s long taken advantage of accessible fishing spots in the Curtis Creek area, and he’s now able to mix it up by biking the adjacent trails when he feels like having a workout.

Spear gave back to the project in November by volunteering for a trail work weekend held at Camp Grier, an Old Fort summer camp that’s a major backer of the G5 collective. He and other volunteers helped to clear fallen leaves, fix drainage issues and maintain the overall complexity of the new trail system’s terrain.

“Camp Grier is really the main hub for all the events,” says Spear. “There’s always such a diverse group of people who just love the outdoors, and it’s cool to meet all those folks and be a part of that.”

Regular workdays will be sched uled for the system moving for ward, including one on the Hickory Branch Trail on Saturday, Dec. 10. More information is available at G5TrailCollective.org/volunteer.

STRIVING FORWARD

making public spaces a priority again and creating more opportunities for Black leadership in Old Fort and surrounding areas.

Logan explains that she and POTMOF advocated for the G5 Trail Collective to begin its project by con structing “beginner-friendly” trails close to Old Fort itself. The Gateway trailhead is less than a 10-minute drive from the heart of town, and

all seven paths accessible from the parking area are rated as easy or intermediate.

“I’m getting really good feedback from the community about the new trails,” says Logan. “Even first-time hikers are having a great time,” she

The second phase of construc tion will take place on the yet-tobe-named “A” section of the trail system, located west and northwest of the existing routes. That work is currently in the funding stage, and groundbreaking dates are yet to be determined, according to Jason McDougald, Camp Grier’s executive director. “We may not start construc tion until the summer of 2023,” he

HITTING THE TRAIL: Xpress contributor Sean Connor explores the Old Fort Gateway Trails. Photo courtesy of Connor

ADVENTURE TIME: Leicester resident Thomas Spear, an avid handcycler who travels in a converted school bus he calls “The Farther Bus,” appreciates the accessible nature of the new Old Fort trails. Photo by Sean Connor

says, “but [the “A” section] trails are the ones that are shovel-ready now.”

McDougald and Jennings esti mate that the entire project will be completed around 2027. The G5 collective’s phased development, however, means that new sections will be opened to the public as they are finished.

That progress depends on ongoing support for the project. The collec tive initially raised $250,000 from the community in 2019 and 2020 to get the trail network off the ground; those funds have been spent on proj ect planning, design and permitting. The Dogwood Health Trust was the major funder of the Old Fort Gateway Trails, contributing another $490,000 toward the paths and a parking lot off Curtis Creek Road.

According to McDougald, the col lective “needs $500,000 a year for

the next six years to complete the remaining 36 miles of trails,” with a goal of adding six new miles per year. He encourages supporters to donate through the project’s web page at G5TrailCollective.org or by contacting him directly at Jason@ CampGrier.org.

Jennings describes the completed trail network as a “stacked-loop sys tem” with multiple trailheads. She says that approach will give users many paths from each entry point, as well as convenient ways to access more parts of the project by car.

For an extreme adventure seeker, McDougald adds, it would be techni cally possible to hike the entirety of the planned system without driving from one part to another. But, he says, such a person would have “to be a total boss and like to climb.” X

City to present updates on preservation of African American communities

City of Asheville

The public will be able to provide input on two conditional zoning matters, as well as a presentation regarding architectural preser vation efforts in historically Black neighborhoods, at the Planning and Zoning Commission meeting 5 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 7. The meeting will take place in person at City Hall’s first-floor North Conference Room at 70 Court Plaza.

A pre-meeting of the same body to review the agenda, which is open to the public but does not allow public comment, will be held at 4:30 p.m. in the fifth-floor Large Conference Room.

The Design Review Committee’s regularly scheduled meeting for Thursday, Dec. 15, has been can celed. Its next meeting will take place Thursday, Jan. 19.

PLANNING AND ZONING

to attend and comment, as well as

Presentation

Alex Cole of the city’s Planning and Urban Design Department will pres ent updates on the African American Heritage Resource Survey and Burton Street Architectural Survey.

The first survey marks the start of Asheville’s efforts to fully document its African American historic resourc es. In 2018, PUD identified over 600 buildings and locations that the city believed would benefit from an archi tectural survey to assess their historic value and preservation needs. After receiving a $12,000 federal historic preservation grant that same year, the city budgeted $25,200 to compile a historic overview of the city’s African American community and conduct architectural surveys of nine neigh borhoods, including East/End Valley Street, Hill Street and Magnolia Park.

Although a draft report was com pleted by Ohio-based consulting firm Owen & Eastlake in 2019, according to a city presentation, “PUD staff determined that substantial revisions to the survey report were needed prior to publication.” The city subse quently contracted with Asheville’s

LIVING HISTORY: Built in 1924, the J.A. Wilson building on Eagle Street is a rare example of a surviving building from the African American commercial district known as The Block. The African American Heritage Resource Survey report recommends that the city work to place this building on the National Register of Historic Places. Photo courtesy of the city of Asheville

Acme Preservation Services to com plete the work.

The final report recommends that three sites — the J.A. Wilson building on Eagle Street, Rabbit’s Motel on McDowell Street and the Walton Street Pool — be placed on the National Register Study List, a preliminary step toward potential inclusion on the National Register of Historic Places. It also identifies at least 75 buildings for inclusion on the city’s list of historic archi tectural resources and recommends more in-depth surveys for the East End/Valley Street, Southside, Shiloh and Burton Street/Emma and Violet Hill neighborhoods.

The full 170-page report can be accessed at avl.mx/c7y, and the presentation slides can be found at avl.mx/c7z.

The Burton Street Architectural Survey is an offshoot of the Burton Street Neighborhood Plan developed in 2018 by the N.C. Department of Transportation, in partnership with the city and the Burton Street Community Association, to miti gate the impact of the Interstate 26 Connector project on the community.

In 2021, Charlotte-based engineer ing consultant firm S&ME worked with the community association and the city to complete a 101-page report identifying architectural characteris tics that currently define the neigh borhood’s character. The next step, according to a city presentation, will be to create a pattern book so that any future construction will be in keeping with that character.

The full report can be accessed at avl.mx/wordcape, with the presenta tion slides available at avl.mx/c7z.

Zoning Map Amendments

Enka Commerce Park (264 Enka Heritage Parkway, 28715)

Enka Partners of Asheville LLC seeks an amendment to a condition al zoning ordinance for 45.5 acres in Enka after revising its previously submitted site plans. Xpress previous ly covered this project in its August development roundup ( avl.mx/byl), but the item was continued from the Aug. 3 meeting.

The new plans call for three build ings with a combined total of 585,360 square feet, as well as 463 parking spaces and truck loading docks. At least 15% of the site will be protected open space because the Enka Heritage Greenway crosses the property.

This project is tentatively scheduled to come before Asheville City Council on Tuesday, Dec. 13. Project docu ments can be accessed at avl.mx/btx.

157 New Leicester Highway (157 New Leicester Highway, 28806)

The Cohen-Esrey Development Group of Merriam, Kansas, seeks a conditional rezoning of 4.92 acres along New Leicester Highway from Residential Multifamily and Highway Business to Residential Expansion – Conditional Zoning to construct a 141-unit senior living development in a 161,100-square-foot building. The application does not provide any information about the affordability of these units.

Nov. 2 Planning and Zoning

Asheville’s Planning and Zoning Commission approved the following projects at its Nov. 2 meeting:

• Stoneyard Mixed-Use Building (175 Lyman St., 28801)

Charlotte-based 2 Riverside LLC requested a conditional rezoning on 2.3 acres at 175 Lyman Street, changing the property from River Arts District - River to Mixed-Use Expansion. A new building to go on the site would contain 263 residential units, 3,933 square feet of retail space and a parking deck. The commission voted 4-1 to approve the project, with only Kelsey Simmons opposed.

This project is tentatively scheduled to come before Asheville City Council on Tuesday, Dec. 13. Project documents can be accessed at avl.mx/c7p.

• Aston & Sawyer Microhousing (46 Aston St., 28801)

Asheville-based Aston Flats LLC requested approval for its plan to build 231 microhousing units across two seven-story buildings and a single-story retail building on 0.64 acres. The commission voted 5-0 to approve the project.

As a Level II project, the development does not require City Council approval and can proceed with construction. However, developer David Moritz said he may seek a city subsidy to designate some of the units as affordable housing; he secured roughly $593,000 from Council in June for affordability guarantees at a similar microhousing project on Hilliard Avenue.

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Project documents can be accessed at avl.mx/c7n.

Buncombe County

No Board of Adjustment meeting will take place in December. Instead, the next meeting will take place at noon Wednesday, Jan. 11. The in-per son meeting will be held at the Board of Commissioners Chambers, 200 College St.

Information on how to attend and apply for comment can be found at avl.mx/anq. No email or voicemail comments will be accepted.

The following projects were both unanimously approved by board members at their Nov. 9 meeting:

• Christ School Townhomes SUP (31 and 33 Christ School Road, 26 Pinner Ranch Drive, and unaddressed parcel off Sumter Street, Limestone Township)

Trilogy Investment Co. of Alpharetta, Georgia, requested a special use permit to build a Level 1 Planned Unit Development on 8 acres. The development will consist of 84 single-family townhouse-style units for rent. The site plan also includes a

clubhouse, swimming pool, dog park, walking trails and playground.

The density will be 10.5 units per acre, 1.5 less than the maximum allowed density of 12 units per acre in the R-3 zoning district. A traffic study found that the traffic increase relat ed to the new development would be minimal and did not recommend any changes.

Detailed project documents can be accessed at avl.mx/c7o.

• Pleasant Grove Townhomes SUP (9 Pleasant Grove Road, Reems Creek Township, Weaverville)

Fletcher-based Pleasant Grove of WNC LLC requested a special use permit to build a Level 1 Planned Unit Development on 6.73 acres. The development will consist of 40 town house-style units across 10 buildings. A playground and other open space areas are also planned.

The density will be 6.0 units per acre, half of the maximum allowed density of 12 units per acre in the R-3 zoning district. Each unit will have a two-car garage.

Detailed project documents can be accessed at avl.mx/c1l.

— Sara Murphy X

Asheville chamber looks ahead at changes in Raleigh

The Asheville Area Chamber of Commerce’s fall legislative update on Nov. 30 was notably short on one key ingredient: legislators.

The local business group’s annual event usually features Western North Carolina’s General Assembly delega tion and its reflections on happen ings in Raleigh. This year, the entire ty of Buncombe County’s incoming state House contingent was absent, albeit with a good excuse. As newly elected officials, Eric Ager, Lindsey Prather and Caleb Rudow were tak ing part in orientation at the Capitol. (Veteran lawmakers Mike Clampitt, Warren Daniel, Julie Mayfield and Brian Turner attended.)

Given that scheduling conflict, the chamber instead hosted a live taping of the “Do Politics Better” podcast. Hosts Brian Lewis and Skye David, who produce the show as part of their work for Raleigh-based lobbying firm New Frame LLC, interviewed Western Carolina University politi cal science professor Chris Cooper about the recent midterm elections and their implications for the region.

Much of Cooper’s remarks con cerned Buncombe’s new batch of electeds, all Democrats, who are replacing multiterm Democratic representatives John Ager, Susan

Fisher and Turner. Cooper said he couldn’t think of another part of North Carolina that had seen so much turnover in its legislative dele gation this election cycle.

While the region retained some influential officials in the midterms — including Mayfield, who was elected secretary of the Senate’s Democratic caucus — Cooper sug gested that the loss of legislative seniority could cause some issues for WNC. Democratic-dominated Buncombe County, he added, might have particular difficulties navigat ing a Republican-led legislature.

“I think it’s going to be more chal lenging than it needs to be,” Cooper said, regarding state-level work on WNC issues like economic develop ment. “Losing somebody like Rep. Turner, who has developed a reputa tion as someone who can work across the aisle, I think is going to be a real change for the region.”

That legislative turnover, Cooper said, could give more importance to Daniel. Although the sixterm Republican senator lives in Morganton, his district was redrawn this election cycle to include much of eastern Buncombe County.

“I have a feeling that a lot of eyes are on this senator to help maneu

ver what Buncombe County’s needs are,” said Lewis, drawing laughter as the crowd turned to look at Daniel.

But even Republican-led areas of WNC, Lewis continued, have gen erally lagged behind other parts of

North Carolina in terms of securing resources from the state govern ment. He noted how in the most recent budget cycle, Eastern North Carolina’s counties banded togeth er and received substantial funding for shared priorities such as flood mitigation. “[WNC] doesn’t feel as coalesced” by comparison, he said.

Cooper agreed. He said the region has struggled to forge a unified front between left-leaning Buncombe and its surrounding, more conservative counties. Geography also plays a role: When one mountainous Senate district can take 2.5 hours to cross by car, he pointed out, officials can have a hard time meeting regularly to build trust.

During the presentation’s ques tion-and-answer portion, chamber President and CEO Kit Cramer said her group was working to achieve an effective regional voice in Raleigh. “We have been talking about a WNC caucus,” she explained. “We’ve got ten together with the other chamber execs throughout the region, and there is very serious interest in pur suing that with our elected officials.”

In the next legislative session, Cooper suggested, western and eastern officials might cooperate to address problems that both regions share. “The issues we talk about here and the issues they talk about on the coast are very similar in a whole lot of ways,” he said. “That massive divide between wealth and poverty that we have in the west is also shared in the east.”

— Daniel Walton X

George Bernard Shaw

FUTURE TALK: Western Carolina University political science professor Chris Cooper was the featured speak er at the Asheville chamber’s Nov. 30 event. Photo courtesy of Cooper

Throughout her life, Weaverville business owner Judi Maisel says she was the black sheep of her family. “I traveled the world. I worked and did whatever I had to do,” she explains.

Raised in England, Maisel gradu ated from the Lady Eleanor Holles School for young ladies in 1958.

“My father always told me if I got in trouble and wanted my fare home, I could call him, and he would send me the ticket,” she recalls. “But he said, ‘Otherwise, you’d better behave yourself. I’ve given you the best edu cation I can afford. And now you’re on your own.’”

Eventually, Maisel’s world travels led her to Fort Myers, Fla., where she met Scott Schaeffer, who operated The Wig-Wam. In 1999, Maisel pur chased the wig shop from Schaeffer, who remained on as a cosmetologist. The two business associates relo cated to Weaverville in 2006 and renamed the business Secrets of a Duchess.

Now, after 23 years in the busi ness, Maisel is ready to retire, though she hesitates to close her business. “There is a great need for wig shops,” she says.

Schaeffer concurs, noting that the majority of their current clients come to the Secrets of a Duchess due to health conditions that have led to significant or complete hair loss.

But with both eyeing retirement, Maisel is hopeful to find someone interested in taking over the business.

Xpress recently sat down with Maisel to discuss her origins as a retailer, how she got involved in the wig industry and the story behind her regal nickname.

This interview has been condensed and lightly edited.

Xpress: What type of work did you do prior to wigs?

When I was 16, I owned a perfume shop in the English countryside, 30 miles from London. I had to take the Green Line from London because I couldn’t drive myself. I wasn’t allowed to drive until I was 17. My mother came with me. And I couldn’t stand the family on top of me, so I gave up the shop.

Around that time, I happened to have an interview with somebody from the Bahamas, looking for some one to open up shops in a hotel down there. My father tried finding the name of the hotel in some of the tour ist books. But he couldn’t. He said, “Well, Judi, it must be so exclusive

that poor English people can’t afford to stay there.”

Well, when I got there, I found out this hotel had been owned by an Englishman called Billy Butlin, and he was famous for his cheap holiday camps.

How did you get involved in the wig business?

I lost my hair. I couldn’t find wigs, and I wanted to get my pride back.

One of my friends was Joan Collins, the actress. We both used to wear three hairpieces. And we’d sit on Saturdays at the hairdresser — everybody in the late-1960s went out on Saturday night — and we’d

both always be sitting there so we got friendly.

It was very hard to get yourself a happy wig in those days. It was ter rible. Wigs were not as good as they are now.

These days, they’ve got lace fronts and they look like they’re growing out of your head.

How did you come up with the name “Secrets of a Duchess”?

Scott, who’s been with me for 25 years, always thought that I should have a nickname. We were located in the flea market in Florida when I bought his business. It was in a great location, and I wasn’t working too hard. I loved it. All these little ladies said to me, “You’re so regal for this market. Why don’t they call you ‘Queen?’”

I said to them, “Ladies, look around. This place is full of queens. And they call me ‘Duchess.’”

And that’s how it came about. When we were here with a painter to paint the sign, Scott said, “Secrets of a Duchess.”

Is there a particular memory you’ll hold onto from your days running the shop?

When a person’s face lights up when they find the right wig. I say it’s Oprah’s “Aha” moment.

I’ve also had some funny experi ences. One time Scott was having color done to his hair inside the shop when a little old country couple came by to get a wig for the wife because she had lost her hair on account of chemo. Nobody else was there, so I asked Scott to serve them. And he did with his robe on and paste on his eyebrows and everything.

As they were leaving, the man said, “I told you if we lived long enough,

Flora, we’d see everything. And now we’ve seen everything.”

You could imagine them going out and telling that story at dinner. There’s some things that stand out like that. We have a lot of fun.

— LA Bourgeois X

WELLNESS

Zumba Gold for Adults

50+

This free class helps work on mobility while moving to the beat to burn off calories. Every Wednesday and Friday.

WE (12/7, 14) & FR (12/9), 11am, Linwood Crump Shiloh Community Center, 121 Shiloh Rd

Affordable Health Care Act Health Insurance Open Enrollment Meet in person with a certified application counselor. Walk-ins welcome, appointments encouraged. To make an appointment, call (828)452-1447.

WE (12/7), 12:30pm, Waynesville Branch of Haywood County Public Library, 678 S Haywood St, Waynesville

Men’s Cancer Support Group

Safely meet in a large conference room and stay socially distant while wearing masks. Proof of covid vaccina tion or professional test results within 72 hours are also required. RSVP: Will at (412)913-0272 or acwein123@gmail.com.

WE (12/7), 6pm, Woodfin YMCA, 40 N Merrimon Ave, Ste 101

Queering Birth Support: Meet Queer Doulas and Find Your Community Each doula in attendance identifies as

queer. If you’re looking for radical support, if you feel aligned with the group's values, or even if you are not currently pregnant or gestating but are curious and looking to meet other queer families - you are welcome.

TH (12/8), 5:30pm, YWCA of Asheville, 185 S French Broad Ave

Yoga for Kids

Explore the joy of movement, develop fitness and confidence, and connect to an inner sense of stillness and calm. This free class is for kids up to age 12.

FR (12/9), 2pm, Leicester Library, 1561 Alexander Rd, Leicester

Skate Night

Bring your own skates and roll bounce to your own soundtrack.

FR (12/9), 6pm, Carrier Park, 220 Amboy Rd

Yoga in the Park Asheville

Join together alongside the French Broad River for this all-level friendly yoga class based on Hatha and Vinyasa traditions..

SA (12/10) & SU (12/11), 1:30pm, $10, Carrier Park, 220 Amboy Rd

Revibe: Yoga & Ecstatic Dance

Yoga class is 75 minutes followed by the dance, which is led by DJ Amber Luisa from 8-10pm. Pre-reg

istration required. Visit avl.mx/c84

SA (12/10), 6pm, $20, The Room Upstairs, 61 1/2 Main St, Canton

Wild Souls Authentic Movement Class

Enjoy a conscious movement experience in a 100-year old build ing with a community of like-minded women at all life stages.

SU (12/11), 9:30am, $15, Dunn's Rock Community Center, 461 Connestee Rd, Brevard

Old School Line Dancing

Featuring instructor-led dances with video backup.

TH (12/15), 6:15pm,

Stephens Lee Recreation Center, 30 George Washington Carver Ave

ART

Place and Wonder

Featuring five American artists whose work explores the things we know and cannot entirely know about a place - real, imagined, or remembered. Exhibit through Jan. 8, 2023.

Gallery open 10am (11am Sunday), closed Monday.

Tyger Tyger Gallery, 191 Lyman St, Ste 144, Asheville

Natural Collector | Gifts of Fleur S. Bresler

Features around 15 artworks from the col lection, which include important examples of modern and contemporary American craft including wood and fiber art, as well as glass and ceramics. Open 11am, closed Tuesday.

Asheville Art Museum, 2 S Pack Square

Psychedelic Country: A Local Artist Showcase

Opening reception with instrumental electric live space music by Spiro of The Paper Crowns Band. The show remains open daily at

noon through Jan. 22. TH (12/8), 6:30pm, Push Skate Shop & Gallery, 25 Patton Ave

Winter Magic Annual group exhibition with over 20 local artists participating. Gallery open daily 11am. Exhibit through Jan. 31. Asheville Gallery of Art, 82 Patton Ave

Rebel/Re-Belle: Explor ing Gender, Agency, and Identity Combines works, primarily created by women, from two significant collections of contemporary art to explore how artists have innovated, influ enced, interrogated, and inspired visual culture in the past 100

years. Through Jan. 16, 2023. Open 11am, closed Tuesdays. Asheville Art Museum, 2 S Pack Square

Community Day: Rebel/Re-Belle An afternoon of cre ativity and community engagement, with free admission from 1–5pm.

Featuring a DJ, live music and a drag show by Emote. Donations of art supplies and materi als will be accepted to distribute to artists and creatives in need.

SA (12/10), 1pm, Asheville Art Museum, 2 S Pack Square

North Carolina Works by Martin Pasco Paintings from Bar nardsville-based artist. Open daily 11am. Asheville Gallery of Art, 82 Patton Ave

Explorations in Heritage & Nature: Paintings by Lelia

A unique and colorful collection of over 25 years of work that illustrate Cherokee, Celtic, Appalachian, and various cultural legends. Meet the artist and exhibit sale Dec. 15, 4-6pm. Open 8 am, closed Sunday. Zuma Coffee, 7 N Main St, Marshall

Canter

BANDING TOGETHER: The Asheville Community Band will perform a holiday concert Sunday, Dec. 11, at 3:30 p.m. at Asheville High School. The group will play a “Cowboy Christmas”-themed show, featuring a special guest, Nashville-based musician Brian Ashley Jones. Photo courtesy of Asheville Community Band

COMMUNITY MUSIC

Advent Recitals

Musicians will include Karen Pommerich, viola, Lelia Lattimore, harp, and James Taulbee, organ. Each recital will be followed by a simple meal ($5 suggested donation for lunch).

WE (12/7, 14), 12pm, Trinity Episcopal Church, 60 Church St Italian Night w/Mike Guggino & Barrett Smith

Members of the Gram my award-winning band Steep Canyon Rangers will perform the music of Italy.

TH (12/8), 7:30pm, $35, Brevard Music Center, 349 Andante Ln, Brevard

Carolina Concert Choir presents LUX The Dawn from on High The 50-member auditioned choir con ducted by Dr Michael Lancaster along with a nine-piece orchestra of accomplished regional musicians will perform several works, as well as lead an audience sing-along.

FR (12/9), 7:30pm, Grace Lutheran Church, 1245 6th Ave W, Hendersonville

Holiday Concert with Asheville Dulcimer Orchestra

A perfomance in the community room.

SA (12/10), 2pm, Enka-Candler Library, 1404 Sandhill Rd, Candler

Asheville Gay Men's Chorus presents a Holiday Concert The return of the live performance of holiday music from around the world.

SA (12/10), 7:30pm, SU (12/11), 4pm, $30-40, Grace Covenant Presbyterian Church, 789 Merrimon Ave

The Asheville Com munity Band Holiday Concert

Family-friendly "Cowboy Christmas" themed concert with guest musician Brian Ashley Jones.

SU (12/11), 3:30pm, Free-$12, Asheville High School, 419 McDowell St

LITERARY

Storytelling on the Mountain Share or listen to a five minute true life story. If you are interested in being a storyteller, email Jim at jamesrlud wig@gmail.com.

WE (12/7), 5:30pm, Homeplace Beer Co., 6 South Main St, Burnsville

Forgetting the Former Things

Tamara Puffer, who suffered brain injury in a serious car accident in 1996, talks about her memoir Forgetting the Former Things: Brain Injury's Invitation to Vulnerability and Faith TH (12/8), 7pm, Free, West Asheville Branch Library

Celebrating Emily: A Benefit for Our Voice

A celebration of poet Emily Dickinson, presented by PAN HARMONIA, with Chautauqua performer Carol Kessler and the Asheville Flute Choir. SA (12/10), 3pm, Free, St Mary’s Episcopal Church, 337 Charlotte St

Creative Writing Group

Learn writing skills while sharing and practicing with the support of other aspiring writers.

For more information, contact Jennifer at jennifer.stuart@ haywoodcountync.gov or (828)356-2561.

TU (12/13), 10:30am, Haywood County Public Library, 11 Pennsylvania Ave, Canton

Thomas Wolfe Memo rial Literary Award Celebration

The ceremony will celebrate the five finalists for the 2022 award with readings and remarks by each author. See p41

TU (12/13), 5pm, Free, Reuter Center, 300 Campus View Rd, UNCA

THEATER & FILM

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

A parody of the low-budget 1964 film, by local playwright and director Rodney Smith. Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 2:30 pm, through Dec. 23. Christmas Eve matinee at 2:30pm.

See p41

Attic Salt Theatre, The Mills at Riverside, 2002 Riverside Dr

A Southern Appala chian Christmas

A holiday tale of love, hope and cheer about Sara, who is back home for Christmas for the first time since moving to NYC six years ago. Various dates and times through Dec. 18.

Southern Appalachian Repertory Theatre, 44 College St, Mars Hill

Fall Noir: Out of the Past

Free movie screening and discussion.

WE (12/7), 3pm, North Asheville Library, 1030 Merrimon Ave

Silent Night Deadly Night Pt. 2

A screening of he holiday horror film, with free popcorn.

WE (12/7), 8pm, The Odd, 1045 Haywood Rd Be Here Now

A quirky romantic comedy about the joys and sorrows that come with being alive. Mature language and content.

WE (12/7) - SA (12/10), 7:30pm, SU (12/11), 2 pm, $10-46, NC Stage Co., 15 Stage Ln

A Christmas Story

Adapted from the clas sic 1983 film. Thursdays and Fridays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 2pm, through Dec. 18.

Hart Theatre, 250 Pigeon St, Waynesville

Chunky Shrapnel: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard Movie

Premiere

A feature-length live music documentary from King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

WE (12/7), 8pm, $10, Grail Moviehouse, 17 Foundy St

An Appalachian Christmas Carol

Through the storytelling of puppetry, shadow theatre, and moving panoramas the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future lead Zebulon in an exploration of the life of Venus, a woman enslaved by the Vances.

See p40

TH (12/8) & SA (12/10), 6pm, Vance Birthplace, 911 Reems Creek Rd, Weaverville Caroling by Gaslight

A darkly comedic retelling of the Dickens classic A Christmas Carol. Contains explicit sexual content, language, and dialogue.

TH (12/8) - SA (12/10), 7:30pm, , SU (12/11), 4pm, The Magnetic Theatre, 375 Depot St

Good Grief! Stories, music and performance about nav igating loss, suffering and grief during the holidays.

FR (12/9), 7:30pm, Story Parlor, 227 Haywood Rd

The Nutcracker See young Clara befriend a nutcracker that comes to life on Christmas Eve and wages a battle against the evil Mouse King. Performed by the Ballet Conservatory of Asheville.

FR (12/9), 7:30pm, WCU Bardo Arts Center, 199 Centennial Dr, Cullowhee

The Wickhams: Christ mas at Pemberley Featuring a cast of Asheville actors, the story takes place down stairs in the servants quarters of Mr. Darcy’s Pemberley estate, two years after the events of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice. Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm, through Dec. 18.

See p40 BeBe Theatre, 20 Commerce St

Holiday Double Cheer: Five Carols for Christ mas & Jinglejacks

Two unique musical one-acts will making their NC debut.

FR (12/9) & SA (12/10), 7:30pm, SU (12/11), 3pm, $21.25-30, Hendersonville Theatre, 229 South Washington St, Hendersonville

A Christmas Carol In this Theatre for Young Audiences production, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by ghosts through a fright ful night and wakes up a kinder soul with joy in his heart. Featuring local professional actors and Mars Hill University students.

SU (12/11), 6pm, Southern Appalachian Repertory Theatre, 44 College St, Mars Hill

Elf The Musical A production of holiday cheer, with a photo booth and a hot choc

olate and cider bar in the lobby. Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm, Sundays at 2:30pm, through Dec. 18.

Asheville Community Theatre, 35 E Walnut St

Elf: Free Movie Night Fully seated show. MO (12/12), 6:30pm, The Orange Peel, 101 Biltmore Ave

Music Movie Mondays with Bill Kopp: In the Court of the Crimson King

The Asheville-based author and music jour nalist will be introduce the film and lead a moderated, interactive discussion following the movie.

MO (12/12), 7pm, $15, Grail Moviehouse, 17 Foundy St

The Room: Special Screening with Local Author Adam Rosen Rosen, who is launching the release of his book You Are Tearing Me Apart, Lisa! The Year's Work on The Room, the Worst Movie Ever Made, will introduce his book and lead a Q and A following the movie. WE (12/14), 7pm, $10, Grail Moviehouse, 17 Foundy St

MEETINGS & PROGRAMS

The Lobby: Salon & Meeting Place for Creative Advocacy

This month's topic is graphic design and will showcase of top graph ic designers who create branding, illustration and digital art and who live and work in the Asheville area.

WE (12/7), 6pm, Different Wrld, 701 Haywood Rd

Women's December Full Moon Sacred Sound Immersion A replenishing evening featuring a guided sound journey of Tibetan and crystal bowls and other sacred instruments. Women only (no children). Registration required by Monday, Dec.5, by

email: magic@creative divinestudios.com, or by text: (828)290-9656. WE (12/7), 6:15pm, $25, Henderson County Athletics and Activity Center, 708 South Grove St, Hendersonville

Be-Longing: The Sprituality of the Enneagram

Presenter Angie Arendt will discuss enneagram roots in spiritual tradi tions and evolution as a psycho-spiritual model for understanding and growth.

WE (12/7), 7pm, Online, visit avl.mx/8u5

Crafting with Corks

This workshop for adults will focus on creative repurposing of corks - supplies and examples provided. Registration required, visit avl.mx/c80

WE (12/7), 10:30am, Pack Memorial Library, 67 Haywood St

Music To Your Ears: Bill Kopp & Jake Wolf Discuss Steely Dan album Can’t Buy a Thrill

Host Bill Kopp and spe cial guest Jake Wolf of Steely Dan tribute band Dirty Logic will chat about the background, creation and legacy of the album, and listen to some key tracks that demonstrate the inno vation and creativity of Steely Dan.

WE (12/7), 7pm, Asheville Guitar Bar, 122 Riverside Dr

Spice It Up!: Monthly Spice Celebration Series

Learn about Szechuan peppercorns and receive a spice sample and to taste test. For more information, or to register, contact Kathy at kathleen.olsen@ haywoodcountync.gov or (828)356-2507.

TH (12/8), 2pm, Waynesville Branch of Haywood County Public Library, 678 S Haywood St, Waynesville

Hemlock Hike

This mild, two-mile hike will happen concur rently with a volunteer

treatment day on the same land, allowing hik ers to see treatment in action. For questions or to register, contact Ally Melrose at education@ savehemlocksnc.org or (828)252-4783.

FR (12/9), 12:30pm, Holmes Educational State Forest, 1299 Crab Creek Rd, Hendersonville

Historic Swannanoa Creek Hike

In this difficult/strenu ous hike, participants will hike down this historic path that was once used by wagons and stagecoaches bringing travelers up the mountain before the railroad was built. Along the way, hikers will also see the gravestones of two Civil War soldiers.

SA (12/10), 9am, Swannanoa Valley Museum & History Center, 223 W State St, Black Mountain

Sourdough Secrets with Dogwood Cottage Baking

Gain knowledge in the principles of bread making which you can apply in your own kitchen. Learn how to make, feed, and main tain a sourdough starter from a professional baker. Find out about flour varieties, baking techniques, and much more. No registration required.

SA (12/10), 1pm, Weaverville Library, 41 N Main St, Weaverville

Scrabble Club

All gear provided, just bring your vocabulary. Every Sunday.

SU (12/11), 12:15pm, Stephens Lee Recreation Center, 30 George Washington Carver Ave

Game Designers of North Carolina (GDoNC) Meetup

Playtest the next generation of games. Feedback is encour aged.

TU (12/13), Free, Well Played Board Game Café, 162 Coxe Ave

ecoEXPLORE Mammals of WNC with the NC Arboretum

An educational pro gram to learn about the mammals that call WNC home. Discover new mammal facts, and get an up-close encounter with animal artifacts such as tracks, scat, and fur samples. This free program is for school age kids.

TU (12/13), 4pm, Enka-Candler Library, 1404 Sandhill Rd, Candler

WNC Repair Cafe

Specialists in small engine repair, mending, appliance repair, welding, tool repair and carpentry will volunteer from across WNC to lend a hand to your needs. Donations

encouraged.

TU (12/13), 5pm, Asheville Tool Library, 16 Smith Mill Works Rd

Authentic Relating Games

Exercises that create a safe way to go beyond small talk, explore your edges, and experience personal belonging and growth.

TH (12/15), 6:30pm, $22, The Auricle Room, 68 Kentucky Dr

LOCAL MARKETS

RAD Farmers Market Winter Season

Providing year-round access to fresh local foods, with 25-30 ven dors selling a variety of local wares. Handicap parking available in the Smoky Park lot, free public parking available along Riverside Dr. Also accessible by foot, bike, or rollerblade via the Wilma Dykeman Greenway.

WE (12/7, 14), 3pm, Smoky Park Supper Club, 350 Riverside Dr

Weaverville Tailgate Market

Seasonal produce, meats, cheeses, breads and local artists.

WE (12/7, 14), 3pm, 60 Lake Shore Dr, Weaverville

Mercado comunitario de Sherwood

Este mercado al aire libre sin costo es para nuestra comunidad LatinX.

WE (12/7, 14), 4pm, Sherwood, 21 Sherwood Park Dr, Swannanoa

Friday Market

Everyone is welcome at the no-cost drivethrough market at old Bi-lo parking lot.

FR (12/9), 4pm, Bi-Lo, 205 NC-9, Black Mountain

Asheville City Market

Over 50 vendors and local food products, including fresh produce, meat, cheese, bread, pastries, and more. SA (12/10), 9am, 52 N Market St

Carolina Ground’s December Pop Up Market

There will be pour over coffee, chai, soup, freshly baked breads and pastries, flour, heirloom corn products, local honey, homemade jams and jellies, botanically dyed yarns, and a collection of cast iron and kitchen wares.

SU (12/11), 11am,1237 Shipp St, Hendersonville

BENEFITS & VOLUNTEERING

Winter Coat Drive

Bring lightly used and recently cleaned jack ets, coats, and related winter apparel to the HCCA Box Office during business hours

or during active event times. Grateful Bread will also be hosting a special pop up coat drive event on Decem ber 10 in front of the venue for the Christmas Jam. In partnership with Grateful Bread.

Through Dec. 22 Harrah's Cherokee Center - Asheville, 87 Haywood St

Divine Intervention: The Game Show FUNdraiser for Blue Ridge Pride

An hour-long Family Feud style guessing game with a drag queen host, audience participation, saucy side-commentary, tacky prizes, and drag performances.

TH (12/15), 7pm, $10-15, New Belgium Brewing Co., 21 Craven St

HOLIDAY EVENTS

Deck The Trees: Let Heaven and Nature Sing

Decorated Christmas trees at the Monte Vista Hotel and in over 40 organizations and businesses throughout Black Mountain and the Swannanoa Valley area, to help raise funds for the Swannanoa Valley Christian Ministry Fuel Fund. Daily through Jan. 2.

Monte Vista Hotel, 308 W State St, Black Mountain

Miracle on 1st Ave Pop-Up Bar

A Christmas-themed pop-up cocktail bar offering seasonal drinks in a festive setting. Daily through Jan. 1

The Poe House, 105 First Ave, Hendersonville MCAC

Member Holiday Art Sale

Locally made gifts and items from 25 artist’s booths, with paintings, jewelry, woodworking, body products, glass, baskets, fabric, and more. Open 10am

through Dec. 18, closed Sunday.

The Arts Center, 90 S Main St, Marshall Santa Paws

Santa will be taking pictures with pets, kids, families, friends, and anyone interested in raising money for the pets in need in Buncombe County. Pre sented by Four Seasons Plumbing and Asheville Humane Society.

WE (12/7), 5pm, TreeRock Social Cider House, 760 Biltmore Ave

SU (12/11), 2pm, Hi-Wire Brewing Big Top, 2A Huntsman Place

WE (12/14), 6pm, Highland Brewing Co., 12 Old Charlotte Hwy

Song of the Soup

A mindful eating ritual of singing food blessing songs, partaking in a bowl of nourishing soup and eating mindfully.

WE (12/7), 6pm, $1050, Weaving Rainbows, 62 Wall St

Winterfest Village

With live performances, concessions, shopping, dining, carousel rides, visits with Santa, and a closing parade each evening. Thursday through Sunday starting Dec. 1, through Dec. 31.

Tryon International Equestrian Center, 25 International Blvd, Mill Spring Lake Julian Festival of Lights

Watch the lights twinkle over the lake while you drive through and listen to your own music. Nightly through Dec. 23.

Lake Julian Park, 37 Lake Julian Rd, Arden Christmas at Lake Junaluska

See Lake Junaluska decorated for the holidays and enjoy carriage rides, music and more.

FR (12/9) - SU (12/11), Multiple Locations throughout Lake Junaluska

Bubbly Elves Holiday Brunch

Brunch served by Santa and his bubbly elves.

Wear pajamas, drink hot chocolate, and take pictures with Santa Claus. Door prizes, line dancing and more. For senior adults.

FR (12/9), 10am, Tempie Avery Montford Community Center, 34 Pearson Ave

Indigenous Holiday Pop-Up Market

Featuring handmade and unique items from Cherokee artists, with new vendors weekly.

FR (12/9), 10am, Muse um of the Cherokee Indian, 589 Tsali Blvd, Cherokee

Santa Visits Bold Rock

Featuring Appalachian Santa, with cookies, hot cocoa, a workshop for kids, and family photos with the man himself.

FR (12/9), 6pm, Bold Rock Mills River, 72 School House Rd, Mills River

Weaverville Candle light Stroll

With music, storytelling entertainment, and refreshments at the Albert Weaver room. Downtown highlights include Santa Claus, horse and carriage rides, holiday crafts, a holiday scavenger hunt, carolers, and the official lighting of the town holiday tree. A free round trip shuttle available.

FR (12/9), 6pm, Main Street, Weaverville

Tryon Resort Holiday Ice Skating

Enjoy ice skating, see festive light displays, eat, and shop. With skate rentals available by the hour, various times through Feb. 14.

Tryon International Equestrian Center, 25 International Blvd, Mill Spring

Santa at Chimney Rock Santa will climb the chimney and visit with guests for the 25th year.

SA (12/10), 8am, Chimney Rock State Park, Chimney Rock

Breakfast with Santa Interact with Santa while enjoying the kid-friendly buffet.

SA (12/10), 8am, Tryon International Equestrian Center, 25 International Blvd, Mill Spring Breakfast with Santa

For kids ages 10 and under (and their par ents). Early registration highly encouraged.

SA (12/10), 9am, $8, Stephens Lee Recreation Center, 30 George Washington Carver Ave

Sip & Shop Jewelry Jubilee

A holiday shopping fundraiser, featuring gently used jewelry and accessories, and seasonal beverages and snacks.

SA (12/10), 9am, The Magnetic Theatre, 375 Depot St

Black Mountain Friends of the Library Holiday Pop-Up Book Sale

Fill a bag full of adult books for $5. Children's books are 2 for $1.

Also individually priced vintage and collectible books, jigsaw puzzles, and more.

SA (12/10), 10am, Black Mountain Library, Black Mountain

Holiday Seconds Sale

A variety of gift items including ceramics, jewelry, fiber, apparel, paper, glass and wood with discounts of 10-50% off retail price, from members of the Southern Highland Craft Guild. See p40

SA (12/10), 10am, Folk Art Center, MP 382, Blue Ridge Parkway North Asheville Tailgate Market/The Holiday Bazaar

The holiday version of the oldest Saturday morning market in WNC. Over 60 rotating vendors.

SA (12/10), 10am, 3300 University Heights Christmas in the Park Ice skating, inflatable snow tubing, Polar Express train rides, a petting zoo, sculpture demonstrations, food

trucks and pictures with Santa himself.

SA (12/10), 11am, Transylvania County Recreation Department, 1078 Ecusta Rd, Brevard

Marshall Christmas Parade

Annual festivities along the French Broad River.

SA (12/10), 11am, Downtown Marshall Merry Market

Local vendors and food plus live music from Scott Moss and The Hundred Dollar Handshakes at 2pm.

SA (12/10), 11am, Bold Rock Mills River, 72 School House Rd, Mills River

Ross Farm's Holiday Bazaar with Appala chian Standard

The greenhouses will be transformed into a winter wonderland full of unique plants, live music, hot beverages, goodies, and two greenhouses full of vendors. There will also be a community singa-long, an appearance by Mr. Boujee Bear and a 4:20 Burndown at 2:40pm.

SA (12/10), 11am, Ross Farm, 91 Holbrook Rd, Candler

Western Women's Business Center

Holiday Pop-Up Shop

Featuring more than 30 local women- and minority-owned small businesses, with every thing from skin care, gifts, artwork, candles, fashion, children's books, and more.

SA (12/10), 11am, Asheville Mall, 3 S Tunnel Rd

Fourth Annual Christ mas Market

Local vendors, Santa, live music and Gluehwein.

SA (12/10), 12pm, Gui don Brewing, 415 8th Ave E., Hendersonville

Sip N' Shop Pop-Up Market

Highlighting local boutiques, shops, and vendors; with live music, games, and food features.

SA (12/10), 12pm, Bold Rock Asheville, 39 N Lexington Ave

Lookout Christmas Market

Local makers, hot mulled wine, special beer release, festive photo booth and holiday cheer.

SA (12/10), 1pm, Look out Brewing Company, 103 S Ridgeway Ave, Black Mountain

Cookie Contest

Cookies must be in a container with a lid, labeled with your name, and be enough for five judges. Bring cookies no later than 3:30 pm.

SA (12/10), 4pm, Gui don Brewing, 415 8th Ave E, Hendersonville

Warren Haynes Annual Christmas Jam

All funds raised are going to the Asheville Area Habitat for Humanity and BeLoved Asheville. Bring winter apparel to donate to the Grateful Bread coat drive.

SA (12/10), 3pm, Harrah’s Cherokee Center - Asheville, 87 Haywood St

Holiday Lights at Burton Street

Take a holiday evening walk around the field lit by luminaries, with hot chocolate and other festive treats.

SA (12/10), 6pm, Bur ton Street Community Center, 134 Burton St

Bluegrass Brunch with Santa

With live music and free biscuits. See p39

SU (12/11), 10am, Bold Rock Asheville, 39 N Lexington Ave

Holiday Pop Up Market

Shop arts, crafts, and artisanal products from over 30 local vendors as you enjoy food vendors, live music, a visit from Santa, and more. See p39

SU (12/11), 12pm, Hi-Wire Brewing, 197 Hilliard Ave

Sensory-Friendly Santa Photos

All families with chil dren with autism and other special needs can enjoy the time-honored tradition.

SU (12/11), 2pm, Asheville Outlets, 800 Brevard Rd

Train Event is on Track Run by the Smoky Mountain Model Railroad Club.

SU (12/11), 2pm, BC Depot/Agapeland Station, 13 Caboose Way, Clyde

Winter Wonder Walk A live action immersive story walk on an outdoor trail with live characters, lights,

music, and blustery guest Jack Frost. With a holiday markets, play area, concessions and the Glow Trail. Every ticket purchased donates four meals to MANNA FoodBank. Adventure Center of Asheville, 85 Expo Dr

Walking in a Winter Wonderland Visit the Grove Street crafting club's winter wonderland showcase built for community enjoyment.

MO (12/12), 10am, Grove St Community Center, 36 Grove St

Holiday Bingo Join friends and neighbors for holiday-themed bingo. Light refreshments and drinks provided. Cards are $1 each.

MO (12/12), 6pm, $1, Linwood Crump Shiloh Community Center, 121 Shiloh Rd

Sippin' Santa Pop-Up Tropical Christ mas-themed bar daily through Jan. 1. TU (12/13), 12am, The Montford Rooftop Bar, 199 Haywood St

Show & Tell Holiday Pop Up Shop Shop over 100 vendors with housewares,

handmade jewelry, ceramics, apparel, vintage clothes, floral wreaths, ornaments, treats for you and your pup, candles and more.

Daily through Dec. 24.

TU (12/13), 10am, Center for Craft, 67 Broadway

West Asheville Holiday Market

Twenty two new vendors and 25 returning vendors with local produce, meats, cheeses, artists and more.

TU (12/13), 3:30pm, West Asheville Tailgate Market, 718 Haywood Rd

Heavy Holiday Metal Market

Studded gear, jewelry, taxidermy, records and more.

TU (12/13), 5pm, Fleetwood's, 496 Haywood Rd

Jingle Bell Toddler Party

Jingle bells, reindeer magic and a snowball toss with inflatables, toys, activity tables and light refreshments.

WE (12/14), 10am, $5, Stephens Lee Recreation Center, 30 George Washington Carver Ave

Christmas Tours at Historic Johnson Farm Take a guided or self-guided tour of the historic farm. Various dates and times.

Historic Johnson Farm, 3346 Haywood Rd, Hendersonville

Tryon Drive-Thru Christmas Light Show

Featuring a two-mile display that dances along to the music in your car. Open nightly 6-10pm, tickets sold per vehicle.

Tryon International Equestrian Center, 25 International Blvd, Mill Spring

Holiday Market hosted by River Aesthetics

Local vendors from all female-owned businesses. Food, drink, art, crafts, and raffles.

TH (12/15), 12pm, The Galaxy Room, 175 Biltmore Ave

Miracle at the Golden Pineapple

Kitschy holiday decor, whimsical cocktails, and the nostalgic energy of the best office holiday party ever. Nightly through Jan. 1.

TH (12/15), 12am, The Golden Pineapple, 503 Haywood Rd

All That Glitters

A nationally-cele brated collection of Space Age aluminum Christmas trees and vintage ornaments. Open Thursday through Saturday, noon to 4pm. Through Jan. 14.

TH (12/15), 12pm, Transylvania Heritage Museum, 189 W Main St, Brevard

Holiday Cookie Exchange

Bring your homemade holiday cookies to share with others while enjoying hot chocolate. TH (12/15), 1pm, Grove St Community Center, 36 Grove St

Winter Lights

An open-air, walkthrough light show in the gardens, featuring live performances, a model train, educa tional exhibits and food and beverages available for purchase. The Arboretum's larg est annual fundraiser. Visit ncarboretum. org for more info on tickets and pricing. Nightly through Dec. 31. NC Arboretum, 100 Frederick Law Olmsted Way

WELLNESS

Feelin’ good

An inside look at local lingerie and sex shops

BY JESSICA WAKEMAN

The internet abounds with sites selling sexual wellness products, which can be delivered to your house in the nondescript packag ing. For many people, that privacy is imperative.

Others prefer a more hands-on experience, and for them, Asheville is home to a small but mighty cadre of shops selling sexual well ness products ranging from sex toys and vibrators to lubricants and lingerie. These shops allow customers to explore products in person, learn from experienced salespeople and get personal ized recommendations.

There’s no one-size-fits-all for our sexualities, explains Jenny Shealy , a licensed clinical social worker and certified sex therapist in Asheville. “It’s about having optimal wellness for each of us, which looks different for each of us.”

Different shops cater to different demographics. VaVaVooom, which has locations downtown and in West Asheville, sells a wide array of lingerie, sex toys and kink toys. The downtown shop has a distinct ly feminine feel to it, with comfy armchairs and Georgia O’Keefestyle artwork on the walls. Store manager Jenay Martin says she’s

heartened by seeing mothers com ing into the shop with their daugh ters, believing it sends the message that sexual pleasure is important.

Boutique Royale: Lingerie & Gifts sells lingerie, including sexy costumes, and features other products for sex, such as strap-on harnesses, positioning cushions and frisky board games and card games. Owner Patrick Kennedy says customers sometimes wander into his store near Biltmore Village expecting a traditional lingerie store and are surprised to see it sells dildos and paddles as well.

Sex shops are regulated under state law as selling “sexually ori ented devices,” making them dif ferent from “adult establishments” that include adult bookstores, adult motion picture theaters and adult live entertainment. Both Kennedy and Martin say that the absence of pornographic material like DVDs or magazines allows the shops to welcome customers of all ages.

SAFE (SEX) TOYS

Asheville’s shop owners know their health-conscious consumers care about what’s in their Kegel exercisers as much as their kale. They pride themselves on choosing to sell body-safe products made consciously with the user’s health and the environment in mind. “It’s

something people should know about,” says Martin of body-safe sex toys.

Both shops carry products that are regulated as novelty toys and as medical devices. The distinction matters: novelty toys are viewed as “entertainment” by regulators, and therefore are unregulated. This means that novelty toys can be made with glass, or chemicals like bisphenol A, phthalates or polyvinyl chloride, of PVC.

Medical devices are anoth er category found in sex shops. These are meant to treat a health condition, typically a sexual dys function or pelvic or urinary tract health issue. Medical devices are regulated by the Food and Drug Administration, and they also may be eligible for reimbursement under a Health Savings Accounts or Flex Spending (while novelty sex toys are not).

Many sex toys are made from “petroleum byproducts — plasti cized, rubberized materials that are used internally and can actu ally break down inside your body and mucous membrane can absorb that,” explains VaVaVooom owner Lisa Genevieve Ziemer

She says VaVaVooom sells only sex toys made with medical-grade, body-safe silicone and all products are given a flame test — i.e., passed over a flame to see if they melt — before the shop purchases them for sale. (“A medical-grade silicone will not ignite or smoke if you put a flame to it,” Ziemer explains.)

VaVaVooom’s body-safe sili cone toys range from clitoral and wand vibrators, C-rings and even a remote-controlled vibrating cou ples’ massager. The shop also sells several stainless steel toys, which can be used for stimulating the G-spot or the prostate. VaVaVooom also sells European sex toy brands like LELO, as Europe’s regulations on body-safe materials are stricter, Ziemer says.

LUBE UP

In her sex therapy practice, Shealy says she sometimes encoun ters clients who are squeamish or shameful about personal lubri cants. “I typically bring it up when we’re talking about pleasure, [ask

VAVAVOOOM VALUES: Store manager Jenay Martin says she’s heartened when moms come into VaVaVooom with their daughters. She believes it sends the message that sexual pleasure is important.

Photo by Jessica Wakeman

ing] how do they feel about these things?” Shealy explains, speaking as if a client: “‘Why should we need lube? We should be lubricat ed enough!’” She notes that movies often depict heterosexual couples unrealistically — “she gets wet really quickly, he gets hard really quickly and then sex is over within two minutes.”

Real life is not so simple. Vaginal dryness has both physical causes, like breastfeeding, and psychologi cal causes, like depression, accord ing to Healthline. Menopause, when the female body decreases the production of estrogen, and cancer treatments like chemother apy can also lead to dryness. For this reason, personal lubricant is considered a Class II medical device by the FDA.

Both shops carry numerous water-, oil- or silicone-based lubri cants to cater to different per sonal preferences. VaVaVooom, for example, carries a water-based SLIQUID lube containing foodgrade menthol, which warms with friction. And Kennedy notes that his customers seek out a variety of options due to skin sensitivi ties. For example, someone who is prone to yeast infections may want to avoid a water-based lube, which contains glycerin that can lead to an overgrowth of yeast, according to SELF.com

Kennedy also carries the glu ten-free lube brand Intimate Earth, which is vegan and doesn’t test on animals. (He notes an Intimate Earth product called Soothe Anal Glide is popular for anal play.)

SLIP ‘N SLIDE: Certified sex therapist Jenny Shealy says she sometimes en counters clients who are squeamish or shameful about using personal lubri cants. Photo courtesy of Shealy

jwakeman@mountainx.com

PELVIC FLOOR PROBLEMS

Not everyone who enters a sex shop is looking to spice up the bedroom. Martin says some cus tomers are referred to VaVaVooom by their physical therapists for help with strengthening their pel vic floor.

VaVaVooom sells a vibrating pel vic floor wand called the FeMani Wand, which is registered as a Class 1 medical device with the FDA as a therapeutic vibrator. (The product was proposed for use in a clinical trial for nonpharmacological inter ventions for vaginal atrophy, but the trial was terminated due to slow recruitment.) FeMani wands come in different sizes and also can be used for vaginal dialation by transgender women.

The pelvic floor can be strength ened through Kegel exercises, and both VaVaVooom and Boutique Royale sell various balls and exer cisers that can help. The WeVibe BLOOM, which comes with three different weights for pelvic floor toning, is one product VaVaVooom sells, as well as a “Kegel exer cise tracker” called the Elvie from Dame products.

SHOP TILL YOU DROP: Boutique

Royale owner Patrick Kennedy says buying sexual wellness products “shouldn’t be any different than shopping anywhere else.”

and couples. There is no shaming going on, no judgment going on.”

She adds that she aims to employ people who have a “solid interest” in sexual wellness work, which includes employees knowledgeable about kink and about LGBTQ sex. All her staff undergo a 20-hour training program as a prerequisite

VaVaVooom sells numerous books about safe sex, including safe kink. “We have a lot of refer ence books — we’re big on books!”

Although they are selling toys that buzz, or attach to the bedpost, Asheville’s sex shop owners see

“We try to stay within the edu cational realm … and then help them make choices based on what they think their needs might be,” Ziemer says. “You are in posses sion of your own body and your

Photo by Jessica Wakeman

Who you calling ‘antique’?

One reporter’s journey into the heart of antiquing

BY EDWIN ARNAUDIN

earnaudin@mountainx.com

Editor’s note: This story is part of an ongoing experiential series by reporter Edwin Arnaudin.

First, you followed me into the jittery world of local coffee shops. Then, you watched as I tried not to wreck the career of a furniture maker at the Craft Fair of the Southern Highlands.

Now, if you’re somehow still read ing, please journey with me on a quest for three sorta-specific items — as well as insights from industry professionals on the modern world of antiquing — as I set out for a day of educational experiences in the wild west of other people’s used stuff.

Following a highly scientific process, Xpress Managing Editor Thomas Calder requested I pro cure him a “creepy” doll, leaving terminological judgment to a vocal horror movie fan; staff writer Justin McGuire asked for a bobblehead doll — any bobblehead will do; and I sought a movie poster of no particu lar size. The only rule was that each item couldn’t cost more than $20.

REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE

First up? The Regeneration Station, where owner Nicole Laethem met me by the front entrance. Moments later, as we began our walk down an aisle that separates the roughly 85 vendor booths in the 36,000-square-foot space, she asked if I’d visited her establishment before. I replied that not only was I making my debut there but that I hadn’t been antiqu ing in over 10 years.

Stunned, she turned and inquired, “Where do you get your furniture?”

Preparing myself to get kicked out, I stammered, “Grand…par…ents?”

Laethem considered the excuse and said, “OK, that’s fair.”

Back in her good graces, I learned that Laethem’s parents were art and antique dealers who took her to Christie’s auction house in New York City and other such fancy plac es throughout her childhood. And, in many ways, her business is an anti dote to that fancy-pants approach. Though her father passed away, her mother still sells at shows in Florida. But Laethem’s connection to the

trade was truly galvanized through her fiancé and Regeneration Station founder Tyler Garrison, who was killed in a motorcycle accident in February 2018.

“What motivates me is love, and my love for Tyler and his family. And of course, the staff that has con tinued to work by my side who also worked with Tyler,” Laethem told me as we sat at a table in a booth situated roughly at the warehouse’s midpoint. “Their love and passion for the business, and the mission of keeping a green, eco-friendly com pany and giving back to the commu nity and local nonprofits — it’s a fun and entertaining place to be.”

Also key to Regeneration Station is its TRS Junk Recyclers side. The sister companies work together and try to keep at least 85% of what they collect out of the landfill by recy cling wood and metal and donating to homeless shelters and Asheville Area Habitat for Humanity. Items that are considered “keeps” can

then go to the workshop and be restored, refurbished, up-cycled or painted.

As Laethem continued informing me about current trends in antiqu ing, I quickly understood why she led with her furniture question.

“My favorite is the midcentury modern — the ’50 and ’60s,” she con tinued. “I grew up in the ’80s watch ing ‘The Jetsons,’ so that’s where my love comes from. My whole home is basically furnished with things that have come through here.”

Laethem is especially fond of the futuristic, conical “atomic” legs that are on many midcentury modern pieces, as well as the appealing curves and beautiful fabrics that often adorn such designs. Western North Carolina furniture outlets are damn near specializing in the style, she adds, but if you have a Florida connection, such items can be had on the cheap through Del Boca Vista and other retirement communities

where works from that era are prev alent and not nearly as valued.

Leathem believes more people are now gravitating toward used resale furniture because of its higher-qual ity material. Today’s mass-produced particle board, she notes, wasn’t assembled to last.

“And that’s when you start talking about antiques,” she told me as some potential customers waltzed by.

TREASURE HUNT

Of course, I wasn’t in the mar ket for a chair or dresser. (Well, I am. But for my mission that day, let’s go with “no.”) I had a scary doll, bobblehead and movie poster to procure!

I ran through my not-at-all-juve nile wish list with Laethem, who was happy to help with the hunt, though she had her own set of rules. As it goes, haggling at her business is only allowed for items priced at $100 or more. Regeneration Station’s first-come, first-served policy also means she wouldn’t hold on to a promising item while I browsed another antique establishment for greener pastures. (If I had driven in from multiple hours away, though, that last rule would have been a different story, she let me know.)

“I can show you the different booths that may or may not have those items,” she says. “Otherwise, I’ll see you in two hours.”

I accepted her offer.

Watching her work was a wonder to behold. As a recovering public librarian, I was struck by the job similarities as Laethem quickly iden tified promising booths. Granted, several didn’t pan out; inventory changes daily, making any sense of certainly next to impossible.

In one booth, a vendor turned rub ber baby doll heads into art. These certainly qualified as “creepy,” but also exceed my budget — art! — so, the search continued.

I later spied a “wood bobblehead cat” ($10) that didn’t actually bobble but could produce nightmares with its pair of blue maracas and exag gerated eyes that clearly peered into one’s soul. And a yellow porcelain Bo-Peep-looking figurine ($14) had the potential to come alive at night to steal baby’s breaths. But neither felt right.

On the movie poster side, I didn’t anticipate snagging a classic 24-by-36-inch-sized print that I and all other elder millennial children were required to have on their walls in the ’90s. But I figured I might find something about a quarter of the size — perhaps with some sun damage from hanging in a saloon.

AT IT AGAIN: Reporter Edwin Arnaudin once more steps out of the office and into the city to see what he can get into. Photo by Nicole Laethem

Laethem steered me to a booth with large, framed posters of Shaun of the Dead and Reservoir Dogs that I would have loved to have on my walls, but both were in the $100 range. Prints of Batman Returns and some old movie called Angel Baby also surfaced but were still about double my budget.

Taking a cue from Mick and Keef, I accepted that I might not always get what I want, but with a certain amount of effort, I’d get what I need. And so, I found a booth with small 5-by-7-inch movie posters in individual picture frames for $4 each. Eschewing such fine options as Shaft, High Noon, Gone with the Wind and High Plains Drifter , I opted for Raging Bull and North by Northwest and then vocally claimed success. I also got a sudden hanker ing to watch the Stonehenge scene from This Is Spinal Tap

Laethem seemed mildly impressed. We then wondered aloud if the posters were cutouts from old VHS covers or something else. (Opening the frames when I got home, I discovered the truth: post cards — which leaves me a little disappointed, but for $4 in a nice frame, I’ll take it.)

The two-pronged attack for the remaining items raged on. Though former baseball journalist McGuire misguidedly supports the Baltimore Orioles and the student-athletes at UNC Chapel Hill, he’d issued no stipulation that the bobblehead had to be a sports figure. I pic

tured Abraham Lincoln or anoth er politician, and though Laethem thought one might be over in the influx of Christmas items, we never located one.

A text to her entire staff yielded suggestions we’d already explored, though Regeneration Station does

have a pending offers page where customers can make requests. The page is located on both desktop computers at the front desk at point of sale for easy accessibility.

As our time wound down, I par took in a photo shoot beside a man nequin that resembled Madison Cawthorn and/or Jared Kushner When I stepped away from said mannequin, Laethem pointed to some figurines that were right behind me. The handwritten label?

“Creepy World Dolls.”

“Ooh! And they’re only $9,” she exclaimed. “I don’t know, buddy. I don’t think you can pass that up.”

I concurred, especially once I picked up the dolls and — Zardoz be praised! — one of them had eyes that moved. We (Laethem and I; not the doll and I) laughed at our success while I simultaneous ly stifled the extent to which this clearly cursed object was causing us discomfort by turning the package over so that those peepers stared at the ground as Laethem and I headed to the checkout register.

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL: When Mickey Mouse throws his hands up, you know you’re in trouble. Photo by Ashley Hodkiewicz

By some miracle, the World Dolls didn’t cause me to wreck on my drive over the Swannanoa River and down the waterway’s namesake road to the Antique Tobacco Barn — arguably the premier establish ment in the city, if not the region. Brit Turner, the business’s general manager, is well aware of its repu tation, which she says has helped the AT Barn to operate with a fair amount of confidence during uncer tain times.

“You can be a tourist that’s com ing in and looking for the weird cool thing that you found in Asheville,” she told me as we traversed the hallowed floor. “Or you can be somebody who lives here and you’re trying to redo your house.”

Turner, who previously worked at Regeneration Station, notes that the COVID-19 pandemic had its upsides for the AT Barn. Customers emerged from the lockdown phase with extra money to spend, and employees who stayed on staff did so for a love of antiques, resulting in a stronger workforce moving forward.

Whereas Laethem reported that her vendors were almost uniformly cagey about revealing where they source their items, Turner says her clients vary wildly. While some keep their lockboxes sealed, others are quick to brag about their triumphs, down to the last detail. So it goes with an eclectic mix of vendors, some of whom she says have been selling in the space for 30 years, back when it was primarily a tobac co auction house that doubled as an antique warehouse in the offseason.

“Some of our higher sellers who have been at this a long time used to have a business of their own where they shut down their brick-and-mor tar, and now they’ve got booths here instead,” Turner revealed. “There are some rivalries within the build ing. That’s just how it goes. ‘Oh, guess who’s selling cowhides now?’ And I have to field those questions. But they manage the rivalries pret ty well.”

The antiquing version of Biggie and 2Pac piqued my interest, and Turner’s hyperactive puppy that she brought to work was super cute, but I was on a mission to find a bobblehead. Turner led me to a pop-culture-centric booth. As we approached, a The Rise of Skywalker poster eyed me from the very booth. And wouldn’t you know it — less than $20. (As were a wealth of other 24-by-36-inch cinematic peers stacked all around it!) Obvious and inevitable as this semidefeat was, refunds from Regeneration Station I would be seeking not, Master Yoda! (I’m happy with my framed postcards, and no one is going to tell me otherwise.)

Still, bobbleheads remained elu sive and, based on that same booth, appeared to be shoved out by those

ugly Funko Pop! dolls. (Really, if you want a rotten onion carved into the shape of a beloved character, I can do that on my front porch for a song.)

After Turner recounted tales of past flooding issues at the river side space and vowed to be on the lookout for this unexpectedly hardto-find toy, we said our farewells by the Kafe Neo Espresso Bar at the AT Barn’s entrance, and I considered my next move.

SAVES THE DAY

Going into this journey, I knew being unsuccessful was also part of the potential antiquing narra tive. But I wanted to feel as if I’d given it my all — by daytime effort standards, of course — so I drove over to Sweeten Creek Antiques & Collectibles to see what I could find. Within seconds of my entry, the noticeable uptick in sports memorabilia and figurines overall gave me hope that a bobblehead would appear in one of the shop’s many booths.

I passed by an obscene amount of Clemson University gear and, at the back of the space, saw an item glowing while angels sang their sweet, sweet songs. Lo and behold, a foot-tall rendering of Mark Martin — my dad’s favorite NASCAR driver back when the original M&M was active — stood, arm akimbo and wobbly head protected by the toy’s original plastic packaging. With a steady hand, I picked up the doll to investigate its price.

$12 — we have a winner! Justin’s son will be so proud that his father’s co-worker did his Christmas shop ping for him. X

CHECKERED FLAG: In the end, NASCAR saves the day. Again. Photo by Edwin Arnaudin

BY BILL KOPP

The garage rock movement of the mid-1960s yielded a bumper crop of rock ‘n’ roll bands. Inspired by British Invasion groups like The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Yardbirds, The Kinks, The Who and The Animals, teenagers across the U.S. picked up electric guitars, basses, drums and combo organs, forming bands of their own. And a surpris ing number of them found record labels willing to record and release their music.

More than 50 years later, music fanatics treasure the innocence and spirit captured in these recordings, including a pair of North Carolinabased music historians — Vance Pollock and Ken Friedman — who curated a new three-CD boxed set. Featuring 80 songs, Psychedelic States: The Carolinas in the 60s will be released Friday, Dec. 9.

During this era, the Carolinas were known more as the home of beach music, says Pollock, who along with his work on the new album is a local deejay with Asheville FM. But, he emphasizes, the harder-edged sounds of garage rock were happening right under the noses of the shag-dancing mass es. And the collection he’s helped curate reflects that, focusing specif ically on “bands who intentionally didn’t play ‘My Girl’ or ‘Hey Baby,’” he says.

“And what [those bands] lacked in expertise, they gained in verve and passion,” adds Friedman, who is based in Chapel Hill.

The garage rock movement, con tinues Friedman, had an openness about it, a characteristic that con nects it with the punk scene of the ’70s. “You didn’t have to be The Beatles; you didn’t have to be an expert,” he explains. “You could get out there and create a record.”

Members of three Western North Carolina bands featured on Psychedelic States — The (Fabulous) Wunz, The Ron-De-Voos and Orange Purple Marmalade — spoke with Xpress about their fond and vivid memories of the music they created more than a half-cen tury ago.

THE WUNZ AND ONLYS

In the mid-1960s, the teenage rock craze wasn’t limited to major metropolitan areas. Even Asheville — then with a population of nearly 59,000 — had a vibrant scene. And at the top of that list was The Wunz

“It was a great time in Asheville,” says Jim Stover , who played

rhythm guitar. “Lots of bands sprang up, and we were all kids. I was not quite 16 when I got asked to join The Wunz.”

With Stover on board, the group — whose additional members included Coleman Ramsey on bass, Bob Garner on drums and Bruce McTaggart on lead guitar — quick ly put together a solid set list.

“I would say that 80% of our rep ertoire was Beatles,” Stover recalls. The Wunz earned a well-deserved reputation for their ability to sing and play “Penny Lane” and some of the Fab Four’s more challenging material. “Some people called us

DAY TRIPPERS: The Ron-De-Voos are one of several WNC garage rock bands featured on Psychedelic States: The Car olinas in the ’60s, a new compilation co-curated by Asheville music historian and deejay Vance Pollock. Pictured, from left, are Mike Baker, Bill Graham, Ron Watt and Doug Kilgo. Photo courtesy Mike Baker

the ‘Asheville Beatles,’” Stover says with pride.

Throughout their three-year stint, The Wunz played regular gigs at their high school, Lee Edwards (now Asheville High) as well as shows at North Buncombe High and Asheville Catholic. “Eighty dollars seemed to be the going rate for us in those days,” Stover remembers.

But things quickly took off from there. Stover recalls a ballroom gig at the top of the Battery Park Hotel (today’s Battery Park Senior Apartments) as well as in the pent house of the Northwestern Bank Building (now The Arras). “Our manager, [ Gary Garner ] was at Clemson, so we played fraternity parties, too,” Stover says.

Garner later rechristened the band as The Fabulous Wunz. And that’s how the group would be cred ited on their only release, a 7-inch single, “If I Cry” backed with the song “Please.” Stover wrote both tracks, released in 1966 on Pyramid Records, a short-lived, singles-on ly independent label based out of Burlington, N.C.

The Fabulous Wunz were pri marily a live group. But Stover’s most treasured memory of his time

with the band is the experience of going into that studio and cutting those two songs.

Equally thrilling, he continues, was the band’s next gig at Lee

Edwards High. “We played in the cafeteria and sold our records for a buck apiece,” he recalls.

“It was cool to join up with The Wunz,” Stover continues. “I wish it could have lasted longer because we had more songs.”

But he has no serious regrets about opportunities missed.

“Everything runs its course,” he notes. “And that certainly did.”

TRIP OF THE IMAGINATION

Mike Baker was a 13-year-old student at Hall Fletcher Junior High when he experienced a musi cal epiphany on the evening of Sunday, Feb. 9, 1964. That night he (and an estimated 73 million other Americans) sat transfixed in front of the television watching The Beatles on “The Ed Sullivan Show.”

Thus inspired, Baker acquired and learned to play the guitar. By the time he was 15, he was accomplished enough to form the group, The Ron-De-Voos with Bill Graham on drums, Ron Watt on bass and Doug Kilgo on guitar.

“There were already some [local] musicians who were two, three years older than us, like The Wunz,” he says. “They had already made their mark; we were part of the second wave of groups.”

Along with covering songs, Baker wrote music. His band’s track, “Trip So Wild,” is a first-person tale of a young man struggling with heroin addiction.

“I wanted to write a serious song,” Baker remembers, noting

that to this day he has never used illicit drugs. “By the act of imagi nation, I came up with the idea of a journey into the heart of darkness.”

More than a half-century later, the 1967 song’s inspiration remains a mystery, even to its composer. “How I came up with that at the age of 15, I couldn’t tell you,” Baker says with a laugh.

The mysterious track is only one of a handful of original Ron-De-Voos tunes. “Local bands were cover bands,” he explains. “It was more important to us to get that song list fine-tuned and find gigs to play.” But his bandmates were receptive when their guitarist brought in the self-penned composition. “They loved it,” Baker remembers. “So, we decided to go for it, and we found that little label, Mastertone.”

On its original release, few if anyone outside Asheville heard the song. But the Ron-De-Voos’ lone A-side hasn’t disappeared into total obscurity. When music historian Richie Unterberger published his 2003 history of folk rock, Eight Miles High: Folk-Rock’s Flight from Haight-Ashbury to Woodstock , he praised the song in spite (or per haps because) of its lyrical subject matter. Still, he asked rhetorically, “Could anyone have reasonably expected it to have gotten played on AM radio even once, let alone become a hit?”

For their part, the four musicians in The Ron-De-Voos may have har bored some hopes of stardom, but Baker says that for the most part he was “grounded in the fact that we were amateurs.”

Wistfully pausing a beat, he adds, “But thinking back, I guess any kid would dream, wouldn’t he?”

ORANGE, PURPLE, PINK AND GREEN

In WNC, Orange Purple Marmalade was an especially groundbreaking band, playing psy chedelically tinged rock. The group featured Theresa Crouch (today, Theresa Justus ) on drums and vocals, Terry Justus (Crouch’s then-boyfriend and future husband) on lead guitar, Bobby “Hobby” Pruitt on rhythm guitar, Adrian Rouillon on bass and Chuck Carter on organ.

Theresa Justus got her start as a drummer while in ninth grade at Hendersonville High School; the band director recruited her to the school band. “I didn’t get a kit until 11th grade,” she says. Justus remembers buying her set from a guy who was getting married and needed the cash. “This was 1966,”

she points out. “So, 50 bucks went a long way.”

Justus worked hard to develop her drumming skills, and people noticed. Her debut with Orange Purple Marmalade was at a Hendersonville sock hop in 1967. In short order, gigs became plentiful for the tight, accomplished band. Not yet the legal age to play bars, the group had no shortage of gigs in front of younger audiences at Scout cabins and teenage canteens.

Over time, Orange Purple Marmalade developed an extensive repertoire, with enough songs for three sets per night. “We’d do a whole set of cover songs,” Justus says, “and then for the second set we’d play all originals.” After a break, the group would return for their final set of the night. “We’d end that with a drum solo,” she recalls with pride.

Orange Purple Marmalade entered Galaxie III Studios in Taylorsville in 1969, recording basic tracks for a pair of songs written by Pruitt. But in a sequence of events common to the music industry of that era, the band didn’t get credit for its work in the studio. “I don’t know the story on that whole she bang,” says Justus.

But through independent research, Pollock asserts his under standing of the situation.

“The band was playing a string of beach clubs in New England, so they were out of the loop,” he explains. “Producer Dave Smith decided that their song ‘Pink and Green’ would be the next single on his Bandit label.”

With Orange Purple Marmalade unavailable for vocal over dubs, Smith instead brought in Weaverville-based singer Shirley Hughey . The record went out with her name on the label; Theresa and her bandmates didn’t learn of this until much later. Of the group, only Pruitt is credited on the cut.

“It was kind of a shady deal,” Pollock says.

The band eventually changed its name to Justice, altered its style and went on to a successful career touring the Eastern Seaboard through the 1970s and beyond. Terry Justus passed away in 2010; Theresa Justus still owns her big drum kit.

Back in those heady days, Theresa Justus recalls that she and her bandmates had some sense of being part of a larger musical movement, but they never got too philosophical about it. “My favorite memory is just playing good music and playing to a good fan base,” she says. X

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ON BEAT: Theresa Crouch performing as a member of the Orange Purple Marmalade. Photo courtesy Vance Pollock

Art gallery boom!

BY EDWIN ARNAUDIN

earnaudin@mountainx.com

Rob Czar was a dead man.

No, there wasn’t a bounty on his head or anything like that — at least not in any Wild West sense. In spring 2019, following two months of medical issues, he suffered a massive heart attack 24 hours after being discharged from a six-day stint in the hospital.

According to Czar’s wife, Corinne Leigh , who administered CPR on his lifeless body until firefighters arrived, her husband was without pulse or breath for nearly half an hour. Miraculously, she con tinues, “the West Asheville Fire Department was able to bring him back to life.”

Diagnosed with granulomatosis with polyangiitis, a rare autoim mune disorder, Czar quarantined for almost a full year before the COVID-19 pandemic sent the rest of the population into shelter-athome mode. In addition to making new DIY and craft videos for the couple’s ThreadBanger YouTube channel, which has nearly 4 million subscribers, Czar began process ing his experience by painting in the basement of the couple’s West Asheville bungalow.

Roughly 300 completed canvas es later — featuring imagery from nightmares, psychedelic experienc es, plus conscious meditations on ghosts and death — Czar had over whelmed the couple’s small home space. He also wanted to share his work with the public.

“I couldn’t find anywhere to exhibit my own stuff. I was looking at old restaurants and spaces that were in downtown. I didn’t know anything about the art world and how it worked,” Czar says. “Once we found out art galleries take 50% [commission] of your [sales], I was like, ‘F*** it. I’ll make my own place.’”

And so Czar’s quest began.

But he is not alone in his jour ney. In recent months, other local artists have been inspired to launch their own art galleries. In turn, these entrepreneurs have joined a crowded scene but seek to estab lish themselves by filling niches, assisting underserved corners of the community and realizing longheld dreams.

Asheville’s newest exhibit spaces provide fresh opportunities

GROUND FLOOR VISION

Like Czar, the owners of Modern Muse — a new gallery and working studio at Suite 110 in the River Arts District’s Riverview Station — know a thing or two about comebacks.

The gallery is a collabora tion between oil painter Sandra Bottinelli and mixed-media and sculpture artist Pearl Renken , who met in 2019 while renting sepa rate spaces at whiteSPACE in the Wedge Studios building. Both art ists had a vision for the next step of their careers. Bottinelli, in particu lar, was seeking a more sustainable gallery opportunity after her pre vious downtown space, Bottinelli Fine Art, closed in 2018 within 12 months of its opening due to a lessthan-ideal downtown location and dearth of foot traffic.

“I’ve been looking for a groundfloor [studio/gallery] for 10 years,” Bottinelli says. “I’ve been on this list with Helaine [Greene , property manager and co-owner of Riverview Station] forever, and she texted me five months ago to say there was a space. And I saw it, and I was like, ‘This is gigantic. Pearl, here’s our space.’”

In the suite that previously housed an antique business, Modern Muse will follow what Renken says is a business model similar to that of Art Garden AVL and other galleries that rent wall space to artists.

“If a painting is 36 inches by 36 inches, they’re renting the actual space that that painting will take up,” Bottinelli explains. “And we’re going to curate the gallery to have a nice flow throug`h it from piece to piece, not necessarily from artist to artist.”

The grand opening is slated for Saturday, Dec. 10, though the business partners expect to be in operation before then. The cura tion focus will be on modern con temporary art, primarily 2D and 3D, but the partners are open to video, performance, installation and other mediums.

“I want to create a space that is like the places I seek out to inspire me,” Renken says. “We want to have artists that aren’t already established in the RAD, because there’s so many talented people that are just wanting an outlet. It’s hard to get in, so we just want to create a lot of opportunity.”

MAKE IT WORK

The theme of “paying it forward” is also at the heart of Tarah Singh ’s latest endeavor. Throughout her life, she’s received support and encouragement from family and

HELLO, DARKNESS: Corinne Leigh, left, and Rob Czar opened Czart Gallery over Halloween weekend in West Ashe ville. Photo by Kyler Griffith

RAD SYNTHESIS: Modern Muse co-founders Pearl Renken, left, and Sandra Bottinelli bring complemen tary artistic styles and leadership strengths to their new partnership. Photo courtesy of the artists

ANTIQUES: Origins MakerSpace co-owner Tarah Singh hopes to bring art to Swannanoa River Road, an area known more for its antique shops than art galleries.

friends, including her stepgrand father, legendary recording art ist Ronald Isley , which has in turn shaped her viewpoints on nurturing expressive talent.

“I’ve always been in an environ ment of creatives,” she says. “I’ve never had anyone be like, ‘Oh, you can’t be an artist’ or ‘That’s fooling around.’ It’s always been like, ‘Oh, sure! You do whatever you want’ — which is, I think, a really beautiful thing to have that kind of support.”

Singh has carried that mindset into her career as a painter and sculptor, as well as an entrepre neur. She was one of the co-found ers of Tiger Bay Café in West Asheville, which her cousin Philip Singh still owns. More recently, she launched Origins MakerSpace at 126 Swannanoa River Road with business partner Troy Wiley ,

founder of the global arts compa ny Artovida.

While the space’s front room will showcase Artovida’s creations in fairly traditional gallery fash ion, helping artists create residual income is Origins MakerSpace’s primary goal. The 6,500-square-foot warehouse has 13 maker spaces, all of which are currently rented. Monthly rates are $450-$500, which Singh says is significantly lower than usual for such opportunities.

“Our main media for makers is going to be printing and sewing,” Singh explains. Though future col laborations will likely expand what the space has to offer.

The venture has already attract ed such local creators as multi media artist Cleaster Cotton and Peggy Dodson , the latter of whom is renting a space for UBC TV , a sat ellite television channel and editing room, that plans to be operational in January. Origins MakerSpace will also have a tearoom with a grab-and-go vegan food service called Bernadette’s, a Tiger Bay affiliate likewise eyeing an early 2023 opening. Singh hopes all of the above brings more of an arts presence to a part of town mostly known for its antiquing businesses.

“It’s cool that we’re on the kind of front edge of something,” she says. “We’ve been joking that we should make T-shirts that say ‘OCD.’ Like, it’s the RAD over there, and here it’s the Origins Creative District.”

RESURRECTION

Back in West Asheville, Czar and Leigh’s dream of opening a gallery came to fruition in late October. With internet culture turning more cutthroat in recent years, Czar and Leigh were looking for a career path outside of YouTube and poured their savings into transforming

the former Bhramari Brewing Co. warehouse at 167 Haywood Road into Czart Gallery.

Leigh says neighboring business es nearly convinced the couple to name the new space Sweet Slope Gallery — in line with the unofficial name of the up-and-coming district that includes such sugar-centric spots as Hole Doughnuts, Short Street Cakes, Urban Orchard Cider Co. and The Hop. But considering the dark themes of Czar’s paint ings and an overarching desire to have conversations around such touchy subjects, the couple resisted the suggestion.

Czart Gallery’s first show took place over Halloween weekend and featured Czar’s art. The pieces will remain on display into the new year, after which other local artists’ works will make their way to the walls with a special emphasis on larger pieces that often have trou ble finding space at galleries.

“We want to create a space where everyone feels comfortable,” Leigh says. “We grew up poor and were never invited to [art galleries], so we really wanted to create this space that didn’t feel as scary to walk into and more inviting.” X

BEYOND

Photo by Joe Schnellmann

What’s new in food

Asheville Crafted Edge, a new shop specializing in kitchen cut lery, was born from owner Samuel Garner ’s two passions: knives and cooking.

“I’ve always been into quality knives, collecting different steels and appreciating the quality of builds,” says Garner. “I also stud ied abroad in Russia and trav eled all across Asia, gaining an appreciation for different cuisines. It soon became apparent that these two passions merge quite well together.”

Asheville Crafted Edge offers local craftspeople quality, artisan knives while also showcasing the knife-making process. “The shop used to be a big tobacco store and what used to be the humidor is where I now produce our knives,” says Garner.

Along with Garner’s own designs, the space features six regional knife makers as well. “We’re kind of a gallery as well as a shop,” Garner explains.

Specializing in Western European-style and Japanese Santoku chef knives, Garner stocks over 10 types of cooking knives ranging from traditional kitchen staples to more heavy-duty knives built for backcountry use.

“I love to see my knives being used in the kitchen,” Garner says. “I’ve done sharpening for chefs in local restaurants like Rhubarb, Posana and even the head of food services at Mission Hospital.”

Along with knives, Asheville Crafted Edge also carries general kitchen supplies including acces sories, local artisan-crafted wood cutting boards, ceramic and metal kitchen goods and a variety of local coffees, jams and spice blends.

“We have a little something for every chef,” says Garner.

Asheville Crafted Edge is open daily from 10 a.m.-7 p.m. at 6 Eagle St. Visit avl.mx/c7h for addition al information.

That’s the spirit

Anoche, a new agave spirit and espresso bar dedicated to support ing small-batch producers and environmental sustainability, has opened at 176 Clingman Ave. across the street from The Grey Eagle.

“Agave spirits speak to me because there is so much to learn from them and the history has been widely misconstrued and turned into a cash crop,” says Rebecca Bennett , owner and certified mas ter of agave spirits. “The reason Anoche exists is that there are very limited spaces in North Carolina that carry small-batch agave spirits. Agave spirits have been mass produced, industrialized and bought by large corporations and celebrities. These products are far from what mezcal really rep resents, which is culture.

“The agave spirits market will only continue to grow, and there fore it is vital to support smallbatch producers who maintain cul tural traditions that are committed to environmental sustainability,” continues Bennett. “I want peo ple to leave Anoche with more knowledge than they came in with — knowledge about environmental sustainability of the agave plants, how to be a better consumer and a respect for the culture and nature that made it.”

Visit avl.mx/c7g for hours of oper ation and additional information.

Taste the Carolinas

The N.C. Winegrowers Association and the Asheville

Masonic Temple present the Taste of North Carolina event on Friday, Dec. 9, from 6-8 p.m.

Fifteen wineries (includ ing Biltmore Wines, Saint Paul Mountain Vineyards and Souther Williams Vineyard) and 16 restau rants, food trucks and caterers (including The Lobster Trap, Ivory Road Café & Kitchen and Bear’s Smokehouse) will participate in the event.

Special pairings and guided tast ings will be available, encouraging guests to explore the taste possibil ities when food and wine collide.

Tickets cost $35 per person. The Asheville Masonic Temple is at 80 Broadway. For more information, visit avl.mx/c7s.

Crawling around the Christmas tree

Consider this your go-ahead to break out that ugly sweater of yours: a pair of holiday-themed bar crawls are coming to town on Saturday, Dec. 10.

Bar Crawl USA returns to Asheville for its sixth annual Ugly Sweater Bar Crawl from 2-9 p.m., making stops at Mac Daddy’s Down Home Dive, Banks Ave bar, Catawba Brewing Co., Twin Leaf Brewery and The One Stop at

CUTTING EDGE: Samuel Garner creates quality cutlery for both professional and at-home chefs alike at Asheville Crafted Edge. Photo courtesy of Asheville Cutting Edge

Asheville Music Hall. An after-party will be held at Scandals Nightclub. Participants are encouraged to dress in their tackiest attire.

The Grove Arcade, 1 Page Ave., will also be hosting a holiday bar crawl of its own from 3-10 p.m. The event will include drink spe cials and themed revelry at Huli Sue’s BBQ & Grill, Battery Park Book Exchange, Asheville Proper, Wedge Brewing Co., Carmel’s Kitchen & Bar and Modesto.

There is no charge to participate in the Grove Arcade bar crawl. Visit avl.mx/c7r for additional informa tion. Ticket packages for the Ugly Sweater Bar Crawl start at $17.99 per person. Visit avl.mx/c7d for tickets and additional information.

Hi-Wire holidays

Get a jump start on that holi day shopping list and have a brew or two while doing so at Hi-Wire Brewing’s upcoming Holiday PopUp Market.

On Sunday, Dec. 11, from noon6 p.m., Hi-Wire will host over 30 local vendors featuring arts, crafts and artisanal products at its Biltmore Village taproom. Multiple food vendors will also be present during the event to serve hungry shoppers; local musicians will play a variety of holiday tunes as well.

Pets and humans alike will be able to get their photos taken with Santa and/or The Grinch (depending on how the holidays make you feel) from 1-4 p.m. on a donation basis. All proceeds will directly benefit the Asheville Humane Society.

“This is a local-focused event aimed at supporting our commu nity and getting our guests into the holiday spirits with fun activ ities benefiting a great cause,” says Shanda Williams , digital marketing and press coordinator for Hi-Wire Brewing. “We hope people come out to shop local, help an incredible nonprofit and have a good time!”

Hi-Wire Brewing’s Biltmore Village taproom is at 2A Huntsman Place. Visit avl.mx/xmasjbj for additional information.

Brunchin’ with Santa

You can forget about the milk and cookies; Santa’s looking to get his brunch on this year.

Bold Rock Hard Cider’s down town taproom will host St. Nick for a special Brunch with Santa event. Along with food, the gathering will feature specialty drinks, live music

and plenty of photo opportunities with Father Christmas himself on Sunday, Dec. 11, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m.

Bold Rock Hard Cider is at 39 N. Lexington Ave. Visit avl.mx/c7t for additional information.

Local stocking stuffers

Feeling festive and eager to spread the holiday cheer? A num ber of local businesses have you covered with a variety of specialty food gifts.

These include a collaboration between Legally Addictive Foods and Spicewalla on a new salted gingerbread cookie; a trio of festive tea blends from Asheville Tea Co.; winter-themed bonbon collections from French Broad Chocolate; and several new holiday-themed popcorn selections from Poppy Handcrafted Popcorn.

The Hop is also accepting orders through Monday, Dec. 19 for its revered ice cream yule logs, which includes a new and improved choc olate cake rolled with your choice of salted caramel, peppermint stick

or vanilla bean ice cream covered in another layer of chocolate ice cream then bedazzled with fes tive decoration.

For additional information, visit the website and/or social media pages of each business.

Eden Out returns

Following a brief hiatus that ended with the hiring of addition al staff, Eden Out has resumed operations. The shop’s executive chef, James Jackson , says the new members have helped rein vigorate the core business of offer ing to-go vegan meals for pickup and delivery.

The way it works is simple: From Wednesday at 6 p.m. to Sunday at 8 a.m., lovers of vegan cuisine pick their favorite items from a rotating weekly menu. Meals are then deliv ered the following Wednesday to any location within 20 miles of the store location at 148-C Weaverville Road in Woodfin.

“We are reopening initially with old favorites and then blending in new dishes so that soon we’ll be working with a mostly new menu,”

says Jackson. “We are also looking forward to tailgate markets, festi vals, expanding our line of Eden Out branded foods available for purchases in stores and developing strategic partnerships with other like-minded businesses.”

Visit avl.mx/c7e for addition al information.

Harvest’s end

Harvest Pizzeria has closed “due to an exhausting legal battle and after some serious soul search ing on the best path forward,” wrote co-owner Kelly Leu in an announcement on the company’s social media pages. “The cul mination of the rent requested and the labor required to run a massive 7,300-square-foot restau rant space in post-pandemic conditions made the business model insurmountable.”

Leu concluded, “I wanted to deeply and sincerely thank each and every one of you who has supported Harvest Pizzeria this last year. Thanks for the love, Asheville!”

— Blake Becker X

Around Town

Inspired by Charles Dickens’ clas sic A Christmas Carol, the Vance Birthplace returns with its sixth annual An Appalachian Christmas Carol. Mikayla Wilson, who takes over as director of this year’s theat rical tour, says she made the artistic choice to reimagine some of the dark er aspects of Dickens’ classic ghost story as a way to bring the historic site’s own past to life.

As in previous iterations, the pro duction will feature puppetry, shad ow theater and panoramas as a way to share the life of Venus, one of the enslaved people owned by the Vance family.

“This performance piece is all about reclaiming forgotten nar ratives and confronting the dark sides of history through a familiar tale,” says Wilson, a graduate of the UNC Asheville drama department and the director of puppetry for the American Myth Center. “I wanted to home in on what we can do to make those themes easier for the audience to connect to. I think adding in more supernatural elements and a focus on the specific wrongdoings of Zebulon Vance will achieve that.”

The Vance Birthplace will host An Appalachian Christmas Carol Thursday, Dec. 8, and Saturday, Dec. 10. The tours, put on in partnership with the Asheville-based nonprof it American Myth Center, will run every 30 minutes from 6-8:30 p.m.

“We are bringing out the spooki ness of the hushed, gray Appalachian Mountains around us with alarming spectacles of puppets and images,” Wilson continues. “The audience will then feel a fraction of the horrors inflicted on the enslaved people held captive by the Vance family. When we get that terror into the audience, they’ll be more ready to hear more and engage more with the heart of our piece.”

The Vance Birthplace is at 911 Reems Creek Road, Weaverville. Tour tickets are $7 and can be purchased at avl.mx/c79.

Handmade for the holidays

It’s time to do some Christmas shopping, Southern-style.

The Folk Art Center will host the second week of the Southern Highland Craft Guild’s annual Holiday Seconds Sale on Saturday, Dec. 10, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

The event, now in its 10th year, is like a miniature version of the guild’s twice-annual Craft Fair of the Southern Highlands, says Millie Davis, marketing director. More than 30 artists will sell discounted handmade gifts, apparel, jewelry, pottery, decor and more.

“We encourage those who attend to connect with the makers and invest their holiday money in local and regional businesses, where high quality is the standard,” she says.

“There really is something special about learning the story of a hand made object that goes hand in hand with the holiday spirit.”

The shops of the guild rarely dis count work, so the Holiday Seconds Sale represents a rare opportunity for visitors to find guild-quality items for a bargain, she says.

“This event is important to the guild but is more important for the artists, as they have an opportunity to clear out their studios of 2022 designs and begin the new year with a fresh start,” she explains.

The Folk Art Center is at Milepost 382 on the Blue Ridge Parkway in East Asheville. Admission is free. For more information, go to avl.mx/c6z.

Mars attacks

For years, Asheville playwright Rodney Smith had been itching to put on a campy stage parody of a low-budget sci-fi film. At the same time, he had been thinking of how he could produce a Christmas show for people who wanted something other than the usual holiday fare.

“ Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is the unholy marriage of those two dreams,” he jokes.

Attic Salt Theatre will present Smith’s latest production Friday, Dec. 9-Saturday, Dec. 23. The show pokes fun at the 1964 cult classic movie by the same name, which often is listed among the worst films ever made.

“We really wanted to lean into the things you make fun of in a bad film: the overacting, low-budget set pieces and special effects and the trope-wor

thy writing,” says Smith, who wrote and will direct the play. “This is more a parody of the B-movie genre and a spoof of the film, as opposed to a straightforward stage version.”

Darren Marshall will play Santa, a role he took on for more than decade in The Magnetic Theatre’s The Bernstein Family Christmas Spectacular. The show also will fea ture puppets interacting with the human cast members.

In the movie, which stars a young Pia Zadora, Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.

“The plot, if you can call it that, is basically the same as the film,” Smith says. “However, the charac ters are far more colorful and a lot less family-friendly.”

The show will run Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. and Sundays at 2:30 p.m. There also will be a Christmas Eve show on Saturday, Dec. 24, at 2:30 p.m.

Attic Salt Theatre is at 2002 Riverside Drive. For more informa tion or to buy tickets, go to avl.mx/a8s.

Austen power

Last holiday season, the Multiverse Theatre Collective brought beloved Jane Austen characters to the stage for Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley, a sequel to Pride and Prejudice. The cast and crew had so much fun, they decided to put on another sequel this year.

Multiverse will present The Wickhams: Christmas at Pemberley at The BeBe Theatre Friday, Dec. 9-Sunday, Dec. 18. Like Miss Bennet, the comedy was written by Lauren Gunderson and Margot Melcon and takes place two years after the events

of Pride and Prejudice, first pub lished as a novel in 1813.

“The beauty of these shows is that they really do stand on their own whether or not you’ve read or seen Pride and Prejudice,” says Mandy Bean, the show’s director. “There are plenty of winks and in-jokes that fans of the book will get a kick out of, but the playwrights have done a wonderful job in introducing the characters in a way that makes them interesting to both fans and to people meeting them for the first time.”

The Wickhams takes place down stairs in the servants’ quarters of Mr. Darcy’s Pemberley estate. Three of the servants are preparing the estate for the holidays, but they are interrupted by the untimely arrival of George Wickham, a sworn enemy of Mr. Darcy.

The cast includes Hanni Muerdter, Zak Hamrick, Lauren Otis, Dana Gillihan, Desmond Williams, Gabby Bailey and Alex McDonald.

Performances for both shows are Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. and Sundays at 3 p.m. at The BeBe Theatre, 20 Commerce St. Tickets are $20 in advance and $22 at the door. For more information or to buy tickets, go to avl.mx/c7i.

Holiday pop-up

The Ideation Lab inside the Center for Craft will host Show & Tell Holiday Pop Up Shop daily through Saturday, Dec. 24, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. A vendor Jingle & Mingle will be Tuesday, Dec. 8, 5-7 p.m.

The shop will feature more than 100 vendors selling indie craft, design and vintage and shop housewares, handmade jewelry, ceramics, appar

el, vintage clothes, floral wreaths, ornaments and more.

The Center for Craft is at 67 Biltmore Ave. For more information, visit avl.mx/c7j.

Musical accompaniment

The Swannanoa Valley Museum is looking for historical information, photographs and artifacts relevant to its upcoming exhibit Striking a Chord: Music and Community in the Swannanoa Valley

The exhibit will focus on musi cians, musical communities and ven ues in the region.

“Some of the general content we are looking into includes, but is not limited to: Marcus Martin, Artus Moser, Walt Davis, Roseland Gardens, Roberta Flack, Town Pump Tavern, McDibbs, the Swannanoa Gathering, Grey Eagle and White Horse Black Mountain,” officials say in the museum’s monthly newsletter.

If you have items to share, contact the museum at 828-669-9566, swanna noavalleymuseum@gmail.com or stop by in person Wednesdays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. The SVHC is at 223 W. State St., Black Mountain.

Wolfe finalists

The WNC Historical Association will honor five finalists for the Thomas Wolfe Memorial Literary Award on Tuesday, Dec. 13, 5-6:30 p.m. at the Reuter Center at UNC Asheville. The event also will be livestreamed via Zoom.

The ceremony will include read ings by the finalists. The selected winner will receive $2,500.

Originated by the Louis Lipinsky family, the award has been present ed annually by the organization since 1955 for printed works that

focus special attention on Western North Carolina.

The finalists are Anne Chesky Smith for Murder at Asheville’s Battery Park Hotel: The Search for Helen Clevenger’s Killer ; Lance Greene for Their Determination to Remain; A Cherokee Community’s Resistance to the Trail of Tears; Brent Martin for George Masa’s Wild Vision: A Japanese Immigrant Imagines Western North Carolina; Heather Newton for McMullen Circle; and John Ross for Through the Mountains: The French Broad River and Time

The Reuter Center is at 300 Campus View Road on the UNCA campus. The event is free, but registration for in-person or Zoom is required. To register, go to avl.mx/c72

— Justin McGuire X

MOVIE REVIEWS

Local reviewers’ critiques of new films include:

WHITE NOISE: Writer/director Noah Baumbach’s adaptation of Don DeLillo’s novel offers inspired critiques of Reagan-era hopes and fears that feel just as relevant today. Grade: A — Edwin Arnaudin

VIOLENT NIGHT: David Harbour (Netflix’s “Stranger Things”) is a laugh riot playing Santa Claus in this entertaining combination of Die Hard, Bad Santa and Home Alone. Grade: B — Edwin Arnaudin

Find full reviews and local film info at ashevillemovies.com patreon.com/ashevillemovies

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: An Appalachian Christmas Carol at the Vance Birthplace tells the story of Venus, a real enslaved woman. Photo courtesy of the Vance Birthplace

For questions about free listings, call 828-251-1333, opt. 4.

CLUBLAND

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 7

185 KING STREET

Trivia and Karaoke Night, 7pm

ALLEYCATAVL Karaoke Nights, 8pm

ASHEVILLE BEAUTY ACADEMY

Beauty Parlor Comedy: Ryan Cox & Friends, 7pm

ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL

Disclaimer Stand-Up Lounge Comedy Open Mic, 8pm

BOLD ROCK ASHEVILLE Survey Says, 7pm

BOLD ROCK MILLS

RIVER Trivia Night, 6pm

CAMDEN'S COFFEE HOUSE Open Mic Night, 7pm

CONTINUUM ART Westie Wednesdays ft Ryan Pflumm (Western swing dance), 7pm

GRATEFUL ORGANIC DINER Open Mic, 6pm

HIGHLAND BREWING CO.

Well-Crafted Wednesdays w/Matt Smith (Americana, singer-songwriter), 6pm

ISIS MUSIC HALL & KITCHEN 743

• The Jake Eddy Trio (bluegrass, Ameri cana), 7pm

• Blue Holiday w/ the WTF Blues Band, 8:30pm

OKLAWAHA BREWING CO.

French Broad Valley Mountain Music Jam Session, 6pm

OLE SHAKEY'S Sexy Tunes w/DJ Ek Balam & DJ Franco Nino, 10pm

ONE WORLD BREWING WEST

Latin Night Wednes days w/DJ Mtn Vibez, 8pm

RIVERSIDE RHAPSODY BEER CO. Open Acoustic Jam, 5:30pm

SILVERADOS Wednesday Night Open Jam hosted by Hamza Vandehey, 6pm

SOUTHERN APPALACHIAN BREWERY

Jazz Night w/Jason DeCristofaro, 6pm

SOVEREIGN KAVA Poetry Open Mic w/ Host Caleb Beissert, 8pm

SWEETEN CREEK BREWING Witty Wednesday Trivia, 6:30pm

THE BARRELHOUSE Open Mic Hosted by Kid Billy, 8pm

THE FOUNDRY HOTEL

Andrew Finn Magill (acoustic), 7pm

THE GREY EAGLE John R. Miller & Melissa Carper (Americana, country, singer-songwriter), 7pm

THE ORANGE PEEL Men I Trust w/Home shake (alt/indie), 8pm

THE SOCIAL Wednesday Night Karaoke w/LYRIC, 9pm

TWIN LEAF BREWERY Wednesday Open Mic, 5:30pm

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8

185 KING STREET Into the Fog (acoustic, Newgrass, stringband), 7pm

27 CLUB

Drunken Spelling Bee hosted by Ganymede, 10pm

ASHEVILLE BEAUTY ACADEMY

Kiki Thursdays Drag and Dancing, 9pm

ASHEVILLE GUITAR BAR

Blue Ridge Jazzway, 7:30pm

ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL Seppa + Mad Zach, KirbyBright, Soakk & Joneses (edm), 9pm

BOLD ROCK ASHEVILLE Trivia Night, 7pm

BOTTLE RIOT Alt Thursday w/ Selector B (90s), 7pm

CAMDEN'S COFFEE HOUSE

Open Mic Night, 7pm

FRENCH BROAD RIVER BREWERY Jerry’s Dead (Grateful Dead & JGB Tribute), 6pm

FROG LEVEL BREWERY

Mark Bumgarner (Southern Americana, country), 5:30pm

GIGI'S

UNDERGROUND

Mr Jimmy (blues), 10pm

ISIS MUSIC HALL & KITCHEN 743

• Asheville Sessions

ft Paula Hanke (folk, pop, blues), 7pm

• The Matt Fassas Trip w/The Well Drinkers (jam rock, Americana, bluegrass), 8:30pm

LA TAPA LOUNGE

AL Lyons “Stumpwa ter” Acoustic Music, 7pm

MAD CO. BREW HOUSE

Karaoke Night, 6pm

OLE SHAKEY'S Karaoke w/DJ Franco Niño, 10pm

ONE STOP AT ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL

The Lumpy Heads (Phish tribute), 9pm

ONE WORLD BREWING Jake Blount (acoustic, Americana, bluegrass), 7pm

THE MASONIC TEM PLE

Bonny Light Horseman w/Joan Shelley (folk), 6pm

THE ODD Joe Buck Yourself, The Deathbots and Cloud City Caskets (hellbilly punk rock), 7pm

THE POE HOUSE Mr Jimmy (blues), 6pm

TWIN LEAF BREWERY Thursday Night Karaoke, 8:30pm

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9

185 KING STREET Ska City, 7pm

ALLEY CAT SOCIAL CLUB

Latin Nite Salsa Danc ing w/DJ Mountain Vibes, 9pm

ASHEVILLE BEAUTY ACADEMY

Venus Friday Dance Party, 10pm

ASHEVILLE GUITAR BAR Mr. Jimmy (blues), 7:30pm

BOLD ROCK ASHEVILLE DJ, Karaoke & Ugly Sweater Party, 7:30pm

BURIAL BEER CO. Other Half Velvet Magnum Christmas Party, 6pm

10, 7-9

CEDAR MOUNTAIN CANTEEN Jazz w/Jason DeCris tofaro, 2pm

CORK & KEG Nordmoe & the Rodeo (country), 8pm

ONE WORLD BREWING WEST Ben Balmer (sing er-songwriter), 7pm PULP

Cliff Cash and Comedy Open Mic, 8pm

RENDEZVOUS Albi (vintage jazz), 6pm

SALVAGE STATION

The JLloyd Mashup ft Grant Green Jr., Datrian Johnson, Abby Bryant, Jamie Hendrickson (funk, jam), 8pm

SHAKEDOWN

LOUNGE

Poetry Open Mic Hendo, 7:30pm

THE BARRELHOUSE

Trivia w/Po' Folk, 8pm

THE FOUNDRY HOTEL

The Foundry Collec tive ft Pimps of Pompe (jazz, acoustic), 7pm

THE GREY EAGLE Kelsey Waldon w/ Abby Hamilton & Th eBrothers Gillespie (country), 8pm

THE IMPERIAL LIFE DJ Lil Meow Meow (house, hip hop, dance, R&B), 9pm

DIFFERENT WRLD Turntable Karaoke w/ Abu Disarray, 10pm

GIGI'S

UNDERGROUND

• AVL Underground Comedy: Dave Hill Early Show, 7:30pm

• AVL Underground Comedy: Dave Hill Late Show, 10:30pm

GREAT WILD NOWHERE

Rocky Collin w/ Kathryn O'Shea (sing er-songwriter), 8pm

GUIDON BREWING

Todd Cecil & Dirty Yard Choir (Appalachian swamp rock), 6pm

HIGHLAND BREWING CO.

• Chris Jamison Duo (singer-songwriter), 7pm

• Pleasantly Wild (indie/alt, surf rock), 7pm

ISIS MUSIC HALL & KITCHEN 743 Madelyn Ilana (dream pop), 7pm

JACK OF THE WOOD PUB

Baked Shrimp (rock, funk, jam), 9pm

MEADOWLARK MOTEL Friday Night Kara oke, 7pm

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE MOON AND YOU: The Americana husband-and-wife duo The Moon and You will play at Highland Brewing Downtown on Saturday, Dec.

p.m. The Asheville-based musicians are cellist Melissa Hyman and guitarist and banjo player Ryan Furstenberg. Photo cour tesy of Highland Brewing Co.

MILLS RIVER BREWING CO.

Gin Mill Pickers (Americana, Piedmont blues, ragtime), 7pm

ONE STOP AT ASHEVILLE MUSIC

HALL

The Chase Brothers ft Kebbi Williams of Tedeschi Trucks Band w/Thommy Knowles & Brennan Dugan (funk, jazz, soul), 10pm

ONE WORLD BREWING WEST

West AVL XMAS Party w/ Andrew Thelston Band and Bangers & Mash (rock, funk, covers), 7pm

SALVAGE STATION Ana Popovic (blues), 8pm

THE IMPERIAL LIFE

DJ Mark (hip hop, funk R&B), 9pm

THE GREY EAGLE

Julian Lage w/Arny Margret (jazz), 8pm

THE LOFT CAFE & PUB

Geriatric Jukebox (oldies), 6pm

THE ODD Bold Burlesque: Myths & Legends, 8pm

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10

185 KING STREET

Unspoken Tradition (bluegrass), 8pm

305 LOUNGE & EATERY

Old Men of the Woods (folk, pop), 1pm

ALLEYCATAVL Karaoke Nights, 8pm

ASHEVILLE BEAUTY ACADEMY

• Beauty Parlor Come dy: Max Fine, 7pm

• In Plain Sight Dance Party, 10pm

ASHEVILLE CLUB Mr Jimmy (blues), 8pm

ASHEVILLE GUITAR BAR

Doss Church & the Unholy Noise w/Mid Majors (American, folk, rock), 7:30pm

ASHEVILLE MUSIC

HALL

Blanke ft Effin and Vndetta (edm), 8pm

ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL: XMAS JAM BY DAY

• Andrew Scotchie & The River Rats (rock),

noon

• Mike Barnes Band (rock), 1pm

• The Snozzberries (jam band), 2pm

• Pressing Strings (alt/ indie), 3pm

• Cody Jasper (rock), 4pm

BATTERY PARK BOOK EXCHANGE

Dinah's Daydream (Gypsy jazz), 5:30pm

BLACK MOUNTAIN BREWING Tim Nave (folk), 5pm

BLUE DREAM CURRY Don't Tell Comedy (Secret Show), 10pm

BOLD ROCK

ASHEVILLE

• Bluegrass Brunch, 10am

• Jeb Rogers Band (funk, soul, bluegrass), 7pm

BURIAL BEER CO. FORESTRY CAMP

TAPROOM

Altar of Brunch w/Jon Stickley & Lyndsay Pruett (folk punk, Gypsy jazz), 1pm

DFR LOUNGE

Bryan McConnell Jazz Quartet, 6pm

DIFFERENT WRLD

Ugly Xmas Sweater Jam & Toy Drive, 10pm

DRY FALLS BREWING CO.

Burnt Reputation (acoustic rock, 80s pop), 7pm

FLEETWOOD'S Merry Crampsmas w/ Tears for the Dying, Them Teasters, The Kwampz and DJ Devin (alt/indie), 7pm

HIGHLAND BREWING CO.

The Dirty French Broads (Americana grass), 6pm

HIGHLAND DOWNTOWN

TAPROOM

The Moon & You (folk, Americana), 7pm

HOMEPLACE BEER CO.

Andrew Wakefield & Jeremy Rilko (blue grass, Americana), 6:30pm

ISIS MUSIC HALL & KITCHEN 743

Songwriter Night with Alexa Rose, Hannah Kaminer, & Kirsten Maxwell, 8:30pm

JACK OF THE WOOD PUB

• Drayton & the Dreamboats (Golden Age swing), 9pm

JACK OF THE WOOD PUB: XMAS JAM BY DAY (SONGWRITERS IN THE ROUND)

• Hope Griffin, Cam Stack, Dulic Ellenberg, Junior Ledford, noon

• Melissa McKinney, Anya Hinkle, Aaron “Woody” Wood, Eleanor Underhill, Hunter Begley, 1pm

• Kevin Smith, Justin Clyde Williams, Paul Edelman, Hannah Kaminer, 2:15pm

• Morgan Geer, Ed Jurdi, Kevin Fuller, Leigh Glass, 3:15pm

• Ray Sisk, Ashley Heath, David Earl, Joshua Singleton, 4:15pm

MEADOWLARK

MOTEL

Len Graham (sing er-songwriter), 6pm

MULTIPLE LOCATIONS

Sixth Annual Ugly Sweater Crawl, see p38-39 , 2pm

ONE WORLD BREWING WEST

Latin World Grooves Dance Party w/DJ Mtn Vibez & DJ Ephcto, 9pm

SALVAGE STATION

Twiddle w/Of Good Nature (rock), 10:30pm

SILVERADOS

Keil Nathan Smith (country), 9pm

THE GREY EAGLE

• Rock and Roll Playhouse: Music of the Beatles for Kids, 12:30pm

• Asheville Vaudeville, 8pm

THE IMPERIAL LIFE

DJ Press Play (disco, funk and lo-fi house), 9pm

THE ODD Party Foul Drag, 7pm

THE ONE STOP: XMAS JAM BY DAY

• Elise Elden (indie folk), 12:30pm

• Bobby Miller & The Virginia Daredevils (bluegrass), 1:30pm

• Paper Crowns (jam band), 2:30pm

• Josh Blake’s Jukebox (rock), 3:30pm

• Abby Bryant & The Echoes (rock), 4:30pm

THE OUTPOST

The Greenliners (jamgrass), 2pm

THE ORANGE PEEL Surf Curse w/Grumpy (alt/indie), 8pm

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 11

185 KING STREET

Open Electric Jam w/the King Street House Band ft Howie Johnson, 5pm

ASHEVILLE BEAUTY ACADEMY Life's A Drag Brunch w/Euphoria Eclipse, noon

ASHEVILLE GUITAR BAR Mark's House Jam and Beggar's Banquet, 3pm

BLACK MOUNTAIN BREWING

Dark City Kings (outlaw country, rock), 3pm

BOTTLE RIOT Soul Sunday w/ Selector Chrissy Zebby, 3pm

CATAWBA BREWING CO. SOUTH SLOPE ASHEVILLE Mike Mulloy (comedy), 6pm

CORK & KEG PubSing (Gospel jam & sing-along), 3pm

HIGHLAND BREWING DOWNTOWN TAPROOM

Mr Jimmy Duo (blues), 1pm

ISIS MUSIC HALL & KITCHEN 743

• The JackTown Ramblers (bluegrass, swing, jazz), 6pm

• Ana Egge (Ameri cana, folk), 7:30pm

JACK OF THE WOOD PUB

• Bluegrass Brunch, noon

• Traditional Irish Jam, 4pm

ONE WORLD

BREWING WEST

Emerald Empire Asheville Showcase (dance party), 6pm

SILVERADOS

Karaoke Sunday Nights w/Lyric, 9pm

THE FOUNDRY HOTEL

Daniel Shearin (singer songwriter), 6pm

THE GREY EAGLE

• A Holiday Spectac ular! Drag Brunch, 2pm

• Chris Pureka (folk), 6pm

THE IMPERIAL LIFE

DJ Chico Feo (international dance), 9pm

THE ODD Terraoke Karaoke Takeover, 9pm

THE ORANGE PEEL Rakim (hip hop), 8pm

UPCOUNTRY BREWING CO.

AL Lyons “StumpWa ter” Music (acoustic, folk, Celtic), 3pm

MONDAY, DECEMBER

27 CLUB

Monday Night

THE SOCIAL Line Dance Mondays w/DJ Razor, 9pm

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13

185 KING STREET

Holiday Cheer w/ Newberry & Verch (traditional), 6:30pm

5 WALNUT WINE BAR

The John Henrys (jazz, swing), 8pm

ANTIDOTE Santa Paws, 6pm

ARCHETYPE BREWING Trivia Tuesdays, 6:30pm

ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL

Tuesday Night Funk Jam, 10:30pm

BOLD ROCK MILLS RIVER CIDER Bingo, 6pm

BOTTLE RIOT Turntable Tuesday w/ DJ Lil Meow Meow, 7pm

OLE SHAKEY'S Booty Tuesday: Queer Dance Party, 10pm

ONE STOP AT ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL

Early Tuesday Jam (funk), 8pm

ONE WORLD BREWING WEST

Grateful Family Band Tuesdays (JGB, Dead tribute, rock, jam), 6pm

QUEEN AUDITORIUM

Darren Nicholson (bluegrass, Ameri cana), 7pm

ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL

Disclaimer Stand-Up Lounge Comedy Open Mic, 8pm

BOLD ROCK ASHEVILLE Survey Says, 7pm

BOLD ROCK MILLS RIVER Trivia Night, 6pm

CAMDEN'S COFFEE HOUSE Open Mic Night, 7pm

GRATEFUL ORGANIC DINER Open Mic, 6pm

HIGHLAND BREWING CO.

Well-Crafted Wednesdays w/Matt Smith (Americana, singer-songwriter), 6pm

OKLAWAHA BREWING CO.

French Broad Valley Mountain Music Jam Session, 6pm

OLE SHAKEY'S Sexy Tunes w/DJ Ek Balam & DJ Franco Nino, 10pm

ONE WORLD BREWING WEST Latin Night Wednes days w/DJ Mtn Vibez, 8pm

RIVERSIDE RHAPSODY BEER CO.

Open Acoustic Jam, 5:30pm

SILVERADOS Wednesday Night Open Jam hosted by Hamza Vandehey, 6pm

SOUTHERN APPALACHIAN BREWERY Jazz Night w/Jason DeCristofaro, 6pm

SOVEREIGN KAVA Poetry Open Mic w/ Host Caleb Beissert, 8pm

SWEETEN CREEK BREWING Witty Wednesday Trivia, 6:30pm

THE BARRELHOUSE Open Mic Hosted by Kid Billy, 8pm

THE FOUNDRY HOTEL

Andrew Finn Magill (acoustic), 7pm

THE ODD Caustic Casanova, Rougarou and Smoke (heavy psych), 9pm

THE SOCIAL Wednesday Night Karaoke w/LYRIC, 9pm

TWIN LEAF BREWERY Wednesday Open Mic, 5:30pm

WHITE HORSE

BLACK MOUNTAIN

Traditional Irish Music Session, 7pm

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15

185 KING STREET Congdon & Co. ft Raphael Morales (covers), 7pm

ASHEVILLE GUITAR BAR

• Blue Ridge Jazzway, 7:30pm

• MGB (covers, singer-songwriter), 7:30pm

ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL

Couch (pop, jazz, funk), 6pm

BOTTLE RIOT

Alt Thursday w/ Selector B (90s), 7pm

CAMDEN'S COFFEE HOUSE

Open Mic Night, 7pm

DIFFERENT WRLD Don't Tell Comedy West Asheville, 6pm

GIGI'S

UNDERGROUND

Mr Jimmy "After Hours" (blues), 10pm

ISIS MUSIC HALL & KITCHEN 743

• Wyatt Easterling and Louisa Branscomb w/ Jeanette and Johnny Williams & Allen Shadd, 7pm

• Bluegrass w/the Darren Nicholson Band, 8:30pm

NEW BELGIUM BREWING CO.

Divine Intervention: The Game Show FUNdraiser for Blue Ridge Pride, 7pm

OLE SHAKEY'S Karaoke w/DJ Franco Niño, 10pm

RENDEZVOUS Albi (vintage jazz), 6pm

SHAKEDOWN LOUNGE

Poetry Open Mic Hendo, 7:30pm

THE BARRELHOUSE Trivia w/Po' Folk, 8pm

THE FOUNDRY HOTEL

The Foundry Collec tive ft Pimps of Pompe (jazz, acoustic), 7pm

THE POE HOUSE Mr Jimmy (blues), 6pm

TWIN LEAF BREWERY

• Santa Paws, 5pm

• Thursday Night Karaoke, 8:30pm

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Karaoke hosted by Ganymede, 9:30pm

GREEN MAN BREWERY

Old Time Jam, 5:30pm

HAYWOOD COUNTRY CLUB

Taylor Martin's Open Mic, 6:30pm

JACK OF THE WOOD PUB

Quizzo! Pub Trivia w/Jason Mencer, 7:30pm

NOBLE CIDER

DOWNTOWN

Freshen Up Comedy Open Mic, 6:30pm

ONE WORLD BREWING WEST

Mashup Mondays (funk, soul, jazz), 8pm

SILVERADOS

Bluegrass Jam Mondays w/Sam Wharton, 7pm

THE IMPERIAL LIFE

DJ Short Stop (soul, Latin, dance), 9pm

THE JOINT NEXT DOOR

Mr Jimmy and Friends (blues), 7pm

SOVEREIGN KAVA Weekly Open Jam hosted by Chris Coo per & Friends, 8pm

THE GREY EAGLE Bill Kirchen and His Silent Knights: Honky Tonk Holiday Show, 7pm

THE IMPERIAL LIFE DJ Mad Mike: Music for the People, 9pm

THE ORANGE PEEL Thievery Corporation w/Emancipator (dance), 8pm

THE SOCIAL Travers Freeway Open Jam Tuesdays, 7pm

TWIN LEAF BREWERY

Tuesday Night Trivia, 7pm

WHITE HORSE

BLACK MOUNTAIN Open Mic Night, 7pm

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14

185 KING

STREET Trivia and Karaoke Night, 7pm

ASHEVILLE BEAUTY ACADEMY

Ashevillians: A Local Comedy Showcase, 7pm

FREEWILL ASTROLOGY BY

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Aries filmmaker Andrei Tarkovsky wrote, “To be free, you simply have to be so, without asking permission. You must have your own hypothesis about what you are called to do, and follow it, not giving in to circumstances or complying with them. But that sort of freedom demands powerful inner resources, a high degree of self-awareness, and a consciousness of your responsibility to yourself and therefore to other people.” That last element is where some freedomseekers falter. They neglect their obligation to care for and serve their fellow humans. I want to make sure you don’t do that, Aries, as you launch a new phase of your liberation process. Authentic freedom is conscientious.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The term “neurodiversity” refers to the fact that the human brain functions in a wide variety of ways. There are not just a few versions of mental health and learning styles that are better than all the others. Taurus musician David Byrne believes he is neurodiverse because he is on the autism spectrum. That’s an advantage, he feels, giving him the power to focus with extra intensity on his creative pursuits. I consider myself neurodi verse because my life in the imaginal realm is just as important to me as my life in the material world. I suspect that most of us are neurodiverse in some sense — deviating from “normal” mental functioning. What about you, Taurus? The coming months will be an excellent time to explore and celebrate your own neurodiversity.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Poet Jane Hirshfield says that Zen Buddhism is built on three princi ples: 1. Everything changes. 2. Everything is connected. 3. Pay attention. Even if you are not a Zen practitioner, Gemini, I hope you will focus on the last two precepts in the coming weeks. If I had to summarize the formula that will bring you the most interesting experiences and feelings, it would be, “Pay attention to how everything is connected.” I hope you will intensify your intention to see how all the apparent fragments are interwoven. Here’s my secret agenda: I think it will help you register the truth that your life has a higher purpose than you’re usually aware of — and that the whole world is conspiring to help you fulfill that purpose.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Author Flannery O’Connor wrote, “You have to cherish the world at the same time that you struggle to endure it.” I will add a further thought: “You have to cherish the world at the same time that you struggle to endure it and strive to transform it into a better place.” Let’s make this one of your inspirational meditations in the coming months, Cancerian. I suspect you will have more power than usual to transform the world into a better place. Get started! (P.S.: Doing so will enhance your ability to endure and cherish.)

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Many sports journalists will tell you that while they may root for their favorite teams, they also “root for the story.” They want a compelling tale to tell. They yearn for dramatic plot twists that reveal entertaining details about interesting characters performing unique feats. That’s how I’m going to be in the coming months Leo, at least in relation to you. I hope to see you engaged in epic sagas, creating yourself with verve as you weave your way through fun challenges and intriguing adventures. I predict my hope will be realized.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Venus is too hot and dry for humans to live on. But if travelers from Earth could figure out a way to feel comfortable there, they would enjoy a marvelous perk. The planet rotates very slowly. One complete day and night lasts for 243 Earth days and nights. That means you and a special friend could take a romantic stroll toward the sunset for as long as you wanted, and never see the sun go down. I invite you to dream up equally lyrical adventures in togetherness here

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on Earth during the coming months, Virgo. Your intimate alliances will thrive as you get imagina tive and creative about nurturing togetherness.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): As far as I’m concerned, Libran Buddhist monk and author Thích Nhất Hạnh was one of the finest humans who ever lived. “Where do you seek the spiritual?” he asked. His answer: “You seek the spiritual in every ordinary thing that you do every day. Sweeping the floor, watering the vegetables, and washing the dishes become sacred if mindfulness is there.” In the coming weeks, Libra, you will have exceptional power to live like this: to regard every event, however mundane or routine, as an opportunity to express your soulful love and gratitude for the privilege of being alive. Act as if the whole world is your precious sanctuary.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A reader named Elisa Jean tells me, “We Scorpio allies admire how Scorpios can be so solicitous and welcoming: the best party hosts. They know how to foster social situations that bring out the best in everyone and provide convivial entertainment. Yet Scorpios also know everyone’s secrets. They are connoisseurs of the skeletons in the closets. So they have the power to spawn discordant commotions and wreak havoc on people’s reputations. But they rarely do. Instead, they keep the secrets. They use their covert knowledge to weave deep connec tions.” Everything Ella Jean described will be your specialties in the coming weeks, Scorpio.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Of all the signs in the zodiac, you Sagittarians are least likely to stay in one location for extended periods. Many of you enjoy the need to move around from place to place. Doing so may be crucial in satisfying your quest for ever-fresh knowledge and stimulation. You understand that it’s risky to get too fixed in your habits and too dogmatic in your beliefs. So you feel an imperative to keep disrupting routines before they become deadening. When you are successful in this endeavor, it’s often due to a special talent you have: your capacity for creating an inner sense of home that enables you to feel stable and grounded as you ramble free. I believe this superpower will be extra strong during the coming months.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Capricorn author Edgar Allan Poe made this mysterious statement: “We can, at any time, double the true beauty of an actual landscape by half closing our eyes as we look at it.” What did he mean? He was referring to how crucial it is to see life “through the veil of the soul.” Merely using our physical vision gives us only half the story. To be receptive to the full glory of the world, our deepest self must also participate in the vision. Of course, this is always true. But it’s even more extra especially true than usual for you right now.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Aquarian theolo gian Henri Nouwen wrote, “I have discovered that the gifts of life are often hidden in the places that hurt most.” Yikes! Really? I don’t like that idea. But I will say this: If Nouwen’s theory has a grain of truth, you will capitalize on that fact in the coming weeks. Amazingly enough, a wound or pain you experienced in the past could reveal a redemptive possibility that inspires and heals you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Piscean novelist Viet Thanh Nguyen says it’s wise to talk to yourself. No other conversational partner is more fascinating. No one else listens as well. I offer you his advice in the hope of encouraging you to upgrade the intensity and frequency of your dialogs with yourself. It’s an excellent astrological time to go deeper with the questions you pose and to be braver in formulating your responses. Make the coming weeks be the time when you find out much more about what you truly think and feel.

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