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A high-tech Asheville requires shift in education We tell ourselves — often — that we are a tourist town, maybe hoping to excuse ourselves for the self-harm of supporting businesses that pay starvation wages. And yet. Comprehensive plan or no, the systematic destruction of the largest and most prominent of downtown’s tourist landmarks — Beaucatcher Mountain — continues apace. A 180-unit complex finishes construction, and a 100-unit one starts up. Plots on Windswept are clear-cut on Thanksgiving Day (what could possibly have been so urgent?). Pretty soon, the backdrop to downtown won’t be green, it will be serried ranks of apartment blocks, Californiastyle — along with Californialike traffic and mudslides. Are these the actions of a town that wants tourists to keep coming back? No, they are the actions of people caught up in the frenzy of yet another property bubble. Prosperity Through Property died as an idea at Appomattox a long time ago. And yet, zombielike, it keeps returning to sweep up another generation in another property bubble. Property
speculation does two things: It divides its participants into “winners” and “losers,” and generates inflation. It certainly does not generate what we need — new wealth. Reason only rarely prevails against the madness of crowds, but here goes anyway. The Asheville Area Chamber of Commerce is busy promoting Asheville as a center for advanced manufacturing businesses. The return on attempts to bribe them to come to Asheville with tax handouts, loans and grants will always be low — every other city in the country is trying the same thing. The [city’s] current comprehensive plan mentions “industries of the mind.” We don’t know what they’ll be, but we do know that they will demand a degree of computer literacy far beyond what we teach our kids at the moment. Twenty years ago, the computer revolution had destroyed the old clerical jobs and created new ones — that got outsourced almost immediately. But just as there was no rule saying that those jobs had to be done in India or the Philippines, there is no rule saying that they can’t come to Asheville — just a lot of defeatist drivel. A package to attract those jobs would require many moving parts, but the longest lead-time component would be an effort to get all our kids into an Asheville City Schools computer literacy pipeline.
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Starting with elementary school, they should be exposed to computing as fun — weekly rather than annual Hours of Code, maybe. Then by graduation from the middle school In Real Life [after-school] program, they should be able to design and build their own video games. Finally, by high school graduation, they should be able to use computational thinking in problem-solving. This pipeline would ensure that kids from Asheville starting work or college stand out from their peers as unafraid of computers, confident in using them creatively and for problem-solving. There isn’t going to be any federal or state money to help — and with the state of local finances, it would have to be entirely volunteer-based. But the returns to it would be high, with Asheville transforming itself into a center of excellence for our high-tech world. Larger transformations have happened: Within my memory, what is now Silicon Valley was orange groves, yet the area has generated 500,000 new jobs in the last 10 years. Thanks to the Asheville City Schools Foundation and its volunteers, we’re already underway. — Geoff Kemmish Asheville
Hidden writer with not-so-hidden agenda [In response to the letter to the editor, “Allow and Regulate Short-Term Rentals,” Dec. 7, Xpress:] Before I dignify this selfserving [letter] with a response, why the anonymous request, where does the writer reside, and how does he earn his livelihood? Answers to these questions would allow readers access to his or to her fundamental motivation. To address his notion of what neighbors and neighborhoods comprise, his definition of borrowing a cup of whatever or trading flowers is beyond insulting. Neighbors affect the quality of one’s life. A bad neighbor in a desirable area has a devastating negative impact on one’s peace and happiness. On the other hand, a good neighbor enhances these things and can often help brighten one’s most somber days. It is an elementary task to refute this “omniscient writer.” Not to belabor the process, however, how many times has a kind and knowledgeable neighbor assisted in an emergency when perhaps 911 might have arrived too late? Deplorably, the writer supporting short-term rentals is ignorant about what the untold value of a good neighbor is, the immeasurable effect a close neighborhood has on one’s quality of life, and how short-term rentals contribute to
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anxiety, malaise and most likely to lowering home values in the area. I suggest that Mr. anonymous (no capital for this person) keep hiding, cure him/herself of paranoia regarding city inspectors and selective enforcement, or better still, relocate to an area where his/her definitions of a neighbor and neighborhood are appreciated. A sad letter by an obviously sad person with a sad life outlook! — Edward Tobias Wolfsohn Asheville
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TAKING FLIGHT: AMS eighth-graders experience Jockey’s Ridge State Park during the 2016 field trip. Photo by David Pagel
Students needs support for Outer Banks trip For the past six years, Asheville Middle School has offered a capstone travel experience to our eighth-grade students. The teachers at Asheville Middle School have chaperoned over 1,200 students on a trip to the Outer Banks of North Carolina. This is a huge undertaking, but one that the school community feels is a necessary learning and life experience for so many of our students. Our students are exposed to a variety of academic and social experiences. They have the opportunity to learn about our state’s history, investigate marine life, experience the ocean and visit historical sites connected with our Essential Standards. As a school community, we have dedicated ourselves to take all students who are interested in attending the Outer Banks trip with us, regardless of their financial situations. AMS conducts sitebased fundraisers; we are supported by our PTO; and solicit support from our staff. Each year however, the number of students in need of financial assistance outgrows our ability to fulfill our promise to take all of our students. The all-inclusive cost of the four-day, three-night trip is $450. We travel March 27-30, 2017.
As a trailer dweller, I still have one big reason to be hopeful about Trump, which is that he will use the presidency to leverage zoning variances to build millions of high-rise apartments in liberal elite places like Montford, thus making the neighboring houses affordable to white workers like me; though to do that he will have to resist the blind trust. Obama did something similar to Yonkers. I also hope he will bomb Mecca, but that hope is looking more dreamy as his nonloyalist cabinet picks are looking more likely to target Tehran or pro-choice Pyongyang. … — Alan Ditmore Leicester
Corrections A photo caption for the Nov. 23 commentary, “Asheville’s Best Export: Local Nonprofits Playing Key Roles in Devastated Haiti,” contained incorrect information about the location where the photo was taken. The residents pictured were in the town of Coridon in Commune Anse Rouge in northwest Haiti. A headline for a letter to the editor in the Dec. 7 issue misstated the writer’s main point. He was suggesting that North Carolinians should support efforts in California to secede from the U.S.
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BY ABIGAIL HICKMAN First you have to understand the science. I happen to know quite a bit about the subject, because I married a sixth-grade science teacher and I tend to pay attention at the dinner table. He works at Asheville Middle School, in the new $40 million building’s slick, shiny science lab, and he comes home with stories about smartboards and collaborative projects that connect different classes via sophisticated computer programs and color-coded, interactive movie screens. The kids all wear designer safety glasses and aprons that might have come from Walter White’s own private collection. The whole operation makes science scintillate. It’s not as if they didn’t earn it. Last year, they all endured the dubious charms of a 50-year-old building whose pipes leaked onto heads of students and teachers alike, causing 22 chins to simultaneously shoot up to the ceiling, each wondering if this was when the whole thing would finally collapse — and hoping that if it did, it would happen during the science test. That wasn’t the worst of it, though. The sadistic heating system boiled both bodies and tempers. Perhaps the furnace felt ignored when other issues in the tired old building got more attention: the labyrinth of a floor plan, never meant for middle school kids; or the central block of classrooms with no outside windows. Like a 2-year-old having a tantrum — or, more accurately, a 50-year-old ungracefully accepting the limitations of age — the old furnace would kick itself into a whiny high gear, forcing heat into already sweltering classrooms, and no amount of coaxing or tinkering with the controls could persuade it to cool off. Sweating faculty members speculated that the antiquated system was actually some rudimentary form of artificial intelligence, but it wasn’t smart enough to dodge the wrecking ball. The new building rose in the old one’s backyard: Each day, students and faculty watched — through windows that wouldn’t open, framed by walls that crumbled but stubbornly refused to fall — as their new beautiful new school took shape. Workers in hard hats climbed the tall skeleton, drove trucks through the mud and moved piles of dirt as big as my house from one place to another. Trapped in their inferno classrooms, these observers saw the new school go from sketch pad to
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ABIGAIL HICKMAN concrete slab to 177,000 square feet of state-of-the-art supercoolness. Against that backdrop, my husband’s eagerness to recount his daily science experiments makes sense. He gets to work with all sorts of cool new toys and no longer worries about students succumbing to heatstroke during a lesson on plate tectonics. Last night, for example, he worked himself into a froth about thermodynamics. He started out at high frequency. “Oh, you should have been there today: It was so awesome!” (One of the side effects of working with sixth-graders all day is the unconscious absorption of middle school vernacular like “awesome” and “savage.”) “Fascinating,” I said noncommittally, knowing that once he gets going, I simply lack the fortitude to dissuade him. Objects in motion and all that. The problem is, we lack solubility (a lesson from a few weeks ago, about solvents). I could handle that one because I drink hot tea with the conviction of a zealot each morning, pouring beakers’ worth of sugar into every cup. So I understood the general concept that my hot tea is the solvent, the sugar is the solute, and the resulting moderate sugar coma kicks in right around the time I roll into work. But at night, around our dinner table, it’s my husband who seems to have an artificially stimulated glow. It’s the science that does it to him,
The thermodynamics of history that and working in a gorgeous modern lab. Last night he zeroed in on thermodynamics. “Out of all of our test subjects today, guess which one is least effective in containing heat?” he asked, eyes all dreamy. I cut a bite of juicy pork chop and dipped it into the baked apples we buy frozen at Ingles. “What are my choices?” I asked, seeing no way out of this wormhole. He explained the lineup of usual suspects, which ranged from a ceramic coffee mug to a wooden bowl to an empty Mountain Dew can. The idea was to pour a boiling liquid into each one and time the heat loss: a kind of scientific track meet. I sneaked a bite of the chocolate cream pie meant for dessert, the perfect ratio of creamy chocolate to thick, flaky crust. “The ceramic mug, duh.” “Incorrect!” he cried, waving his fork in victory. “The ceramic mug is the least effective heat insulator. Through the rest of meal he breathlessly explained the laws of thermodynamics. Pointing toward our fireplace, he explained, ”If you put a cold log in there, it will require more energy to heat it than if you put in one that’s already warmed by the fire." Ignoring my yawns, he explained that heat influences coolness, not the other way around. By the time we’d finished the pie and he’d cleaned up the dishes, I thought I had it all sorted out. The old Asheville Middle School, outdated and undercomputerized, was a holdover from a time when there was no such thing as a car pool line, or drinking fountains designed to accommodate a water bottle, or web portals where parents could track the progress of their child’s daily science experiment. Nonetheless, the sweltering structure had seen Asheville through segregation to integration, from slide rules to electronic calculators, from raising hands to clicking a button in a rousing game of Kahoot! In other words, the smoldering old building was a conduit to the coolness of its phoenix, which rose up sexy, slick and cool. The wondrous new Asheville Middle School stands as tribute to the old one that fell at its foundational feet. All that history, all those memories, became the energetic building blocks for the new school. Heat influences cool: It’s the basic law of thermodynamics. Duh. X
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BY MAX HUNT mhunt@mountainx.com It’s easy to miss the turnoff on Sweeten Creek Road that leads to GE Aviation’s South Asheville operation. The service road winds through an industrial park, past several mundane structures and parking lots; employees move between GE’s two main buildings — the rotating-parts plant and the newer ceramic matrix composite facility. But within those nondescript warehouse walls lies a world of robotics, high-tech devices and dynamic innovation, where a legion of highly skilled workers conceptualizes, develops and produces a dizzying array of flight components used by companies across the globe. GE’s operation is just one example of how the local manufacturing sector is finding new life. With a bevy of companies relocating or expanding operations in Western North Carolina, economic boosters, educators and business representatives are working to prepare the next generation of workers to meet the growing need. EBB AND FLOW Since the arrival of the railroad in the late 19th century, manufacturing has played a vital role in the regional economy. For the next 100 years, the abundant raw materials and cheap, mostly nonunion labor encouraged manufacturers to produce a wide range of products here. GE, for example, has been in the Asheville area since shortly after World War II, notes plant manager Michael Meguiar. “A lot of people are somewhat misinformed about that,” he says. “People mostly hear about our opening the new plant about two years ago; this site has actually been operating since the late ’40s.” But while legacy companies like GE have stuck around, regional manufacturing gradually declined beginning in the 1980s. And between 2006 and 2010 alone, Buncombe County lost about 14 percent of its remaining manufacturing jobs, according to data provided by the Asheville Area Chamber of Commerce. During that same period, the Asheville Metropolitan Statistical Area
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MANUFACTURING OF TOMORROW: In the past five years, the advanced manufacturing industry has been growing in Western North Carolina, as new companies move to the region, and existing operations expand. Economic development organizations are working with businesses and educational programs like A-B Tech’s mechanical engineering department to train a new generation of technicians to fill these workforce needs. Photo courtesy of A-B Tech (Buncombe, Haywood, Henderson and Madison counties) lost nearly 3,000 manufacturing positions. Since then, however, Buncombe County has seen 16 percent growth in manufacturing jobs, and the Asheville metro added 1,982 of them, according to the Chamber of Commerce. WAVE OF THE FUTURE This new wave, though, is “not your father’s manufacturing,” stresses Ben Teague, chief operating officer and executive director of the Economic Development Coalition. “It’s very sophisticated businesses that have great pay rates for careertype opportunities.” GE’s 2-year-old ceramic matrix composite facility is a shining example of the new face of manufacturing: The plant floor resembles a high-tech lab, with workers milling about in climatecontrolled “clean” rooms, high-tech forges and tooling machines humming
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in neat rows, and robots ferrying parts from station to station, all under the watchful eye of technicians. “When we first started this process, it was completely manual,” says aeronautical engineer Nolan Cousineau. But with growing production quotas on the horizon, Cousineau and his colleagues have worked to implement automated processes throughout the production line, streamlining tedious, repetitive tasks and freeing up employees to focus on more complicated functions. “The technology is kind of a unique one where you’re having to handcraft something, but you’re taking the stuff that is ergonomically risky to the workforce and automating it,” Cousineau explains. “At first, our workforce was worried we were going to replace them with robots. But we’re not displacing people: We’re enabling them to do more.”
SPREADING THE WORD Educating the public about the changing face of manufacturing, and getting young people interested in and trained for such careers, are keys to its continued local renaissance, says Nathan Ramsey, director of the Mountain Area Workforce Development Board. An arm of the Land of Sky Regional Council, the board works to create jobs in Buncombe, Madison, Henderson and Transylvania counties. “Most people say, ‘Oh, those jobs have gone to China,’ but North Carolina is one of the largest manufacturing states in the country,” he points out. “It’s about 20 percent of our state’s economy.” In the coming years, several manufacturing firms expect to expand their operations here, including GF Linamar (350 new jobs), BorgWarner Turbo Systems (154 jobs), Avadim Technologies (551) and others. Altogether, Ramsey predicts, 2,404 new positions will be added within
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Efforts to recruit and support students interested in manufacturing careers extend from the classroom to the floor of the plants themselves. “One of the systemic ways we’re working on that is the STEM school in Buncombe County,” Teague explains, referring to a curriculum that emphasizes science, technol-
there’s a handful of places that people in my program could end up working, but if I’m going to put down roots somewhere, I want to be reasonably confident that if, for whatever reason, I want to find another job, I can. In Asheville, those choices are fewer.”w
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ON THE FLOOR: Unlike stereotypical representations of traditional manufacturing, GE Aviation’s CMC plant (above) features large, bright workspaces and allows workers to determine the scope of their daily activities through GE’s “teaming” initiative. Photo courtesy of GE Aviation the next 10 years through expansions and relocations. These companies manufacture a wide range of products. “Whether it’s plastic pipe, rocketry components or bottled juices — anything that you use on a daily basis — there’s probably a manufacturer in our region that had some part in making that,” he notes. This new wave of manufacturing also offers lucrative career opportunities. In the second quarter of 2016, the manufacturing sector had the highest average weekly wage: $1,318, the Workforce Development Board reported in its December Regional Labor Market Snapshot. Last year, the average weekly manufacturing wage in Buncombe County was $965.53, 26 percent above the county’s overall average weekly wage, according to the Asheville chamber. In the Asheville metro, the gap was 32 percent, with manufacturing jobs averaging about $976.22 weekly. PERCEPTION PROBLEM But if WNC’s manufacturing sector is experiencing a resurgence, it will be short-lived, says Ramsey, unless the region can provide a skilled workforce to support continued growth. “Many parts of the workforce are aging; a lot of younger individuals are not as willing to consider a manufacturing career,” he notes. “If we can’t supply the talent, our local companies aren’t going to be able to grow and thrive here.” And with so many job openings and the chance to learn transferable skills that pay a decent wage, why aren’t more young people pursuing those careers? Part of the reason is percep-
tion, says Jason Lorenz of Human Technologies Inc., a labor recruiting firm that works with manufacturers in the area. “When I was growing up, manufacturing was kind of a bad word,” he explains. Many young people entering the workforce have been raised with the idea that obtaining a fouryear degree is better than working in a factory. Lorenz’s job, he says, is to re-educate students on what modern manufacturing is like. “If you look at a modern BMW plant, all the automation and how bright it is … there’s work cells right there on the floor where people are all on their laptops.” It’s a good fit, he says, for “kids who are into computer stuff.” HIGH-TECH JOBS This new manufacturing reality, however, requires new skill sets, stresses Ramsey. “Even our entry-level manufacturing jobs, in many cases, require higher levels of skill than jobs did in the past. They’re high-skilled, really high-tech jobs. If they weren’t, they’d probably be someplace else.” Acquiring those skills can be challenging, notes Rebecca Bruce, interim director of UNC Asheville’s joint engineering program. “It’s a very demanding curriculum that requires a very high credit-hour count to graduate,” she explains; not surprisingly, there’s a high attrition rate. And while there are some local job opportunities for graduates, they’re still somewhat limited, says Maggie Hall, a senior in the program. “I’ve looked at a couple of jobs in Asheville, but I’m probably going
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CLOSING THE GAP: While their numbers within the manufacturing world remain small, women are often the “curve-setters” in UNC Asheville’s Mechatronics program, says lecturer David Erb. “Women are here, generally, very intentionally.” Photo courtesy of UNC Asheville 300 to 500 students in it; here, it’s 25,” notes Erb. “A liberal arts university is also different from a typical land-grant school in that it’s focused on that wellrounded-citizen approach. That’s really valuable to our students.” Internships, career days and extracurricular projects like the Formula SAE challenge, in which students build an electric car from scratch, give them a chance to show employers that “they’re really revved up and are willing to go beyond just what classes require,” Erb maintains. “That tells those employers that these people care about the business.” TEAMWORK But the learning doesn’t end when students leave the classroom. Many manufacturers, including GE Aviation, are willing to train new employees on the job. “You don’t need to come in with composite experience; in fact, a majority of our workforce has no composite experience,” Cousineau says. “I actually like starting with blank slates, because you can teach them everything, and you don’t have to unteach bad habits.” At the ceramic matrix composite facility, workers learn each part of the production process, from the initial cutting of materials to forging, machining and inspections. “To us, they’re all one technician,” says Cousineau. “If you
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don’t know anything, that’s OK: We’ll teach it all to you.” Meanwhile, the facility’s team approach enables employees on the plant floor to self-direct daily activities. “The team is the one leading this — they control their own destiny here,” he explains. “They hold themselves accountable and negotiate who gets to work where.” Allowing workers a say in daily operations gives the company a competitive edge, stresses Cousineau. “It builds that layer of ‘We can do this,’ versus ‘I’m being told to do this,’” he points out. “What that does is garner buy-in: They feel part of the victory and part of the solution.” COMMITMENT AND CAMARADERIE For the team approach to work, though, employees must have a sense of shared responsibility and accountability. Often, says Lorenz, employers “are looking for three things: your attendance, your talent and your temperament. If you’ve got those, I can find a good home for you and expose you to that whole new different animal that’s growing in this area, even if you don’t have a background in manufacturing.” At GE Aviation, notes Meguiar, “We very much run this plant like a family. Asheville and WNC are not only one of the greatest places in the country to live,
work and play, but we have an awesome support system that respects and desires economic development and wants to grow manufacturing.” Newer companies here share that sense of excitement. Since 2012, when Outdoor Gear Builders of WNC was formed, that industry has expanded by leaps and bounds, says Noah Wilson, the coalition’s director. “We’ve seen a lot of growth and positive changes in outdoor products manufacturing in WNC. My inbox stays busy with inquiries from national brands looking to partner with our companies and awesome people reaching out about job opportunities with our members. This makes me confident that outdoor gear is only going to grow in impact as an economic driver.” Being in a region known for its wide array of outdoor opportunities helps those businesses recruit a talented, engaged workforce, adds Wilson. “To build a great company, you need great people, and great people want to live in a great place. Asheville and WNC have grown tremendously in popularity in recent years, and that really helps with recruiting top talent. Equally important, we have an excellent manufacturing base.” ROSIE THE RIVETER REDUX As educators and industry promoters alike look for new sources of labor to fill manufacturing positions, reaching out to women is a big focus, says Pamela Silvers, principal investigator for an A-B Tech pilot program aimed at improving training and increasing the number of jobs in technical fields. Women, she explains, constitute half the school’s student body but less than 15 percent of those enrolled in manufacturing-related programs. “Manufacturing is often promoted because you can get well-paying jobs, which is how men often select their career,” says Silvers. “Women select careers because they want to help others, work in teams and make a difference. In order to major in a program, students must be able to picture themselves in a career, so we make sure we have females featured on promo materials,” she says. Hall, meanwhile, says that of the roughly 30 students in her graduating class, only five are female. “We have a couple of great female faculty members that are very encouraging, but it’s definitely something that is always kind of present. I’ve had classes where I was the only girl. I don’t know if
my male classmates notice it so much, but I can feel that I’m the only woman in the room.” Despite their low numbers, though, “Women are always the curve-setters in engineering,” says UNCA’s Erb. “Women are here, generally, very intentionally: They have some reason to be here. That’s a categorically sexist statement, but it seems to hold true.” LIFE-CHANGING STORIES Job expos and regional events like the Mountain State Fair, says Ramsey, also help recruit workers. Workforce Development Board representatives, he notes, recently traveled to Raleigh to accept WNC’s certification by the NCWorks Commission as an advanced manufacturing pathway in production, maintenance and engineering. The designation recognizes communities that, with support from the state, are striving to educate their residents about available career paths and provide training and resources to connect workers with companies. The success of outreach efforts, Teague maintains, can be measured in the turnout for events like the Economic Development Coalition’s annual Homecoming Career Fair. “When I first got here in 2009, we had a total of 50 companies that would participate,” he recalls. Today, that number has more than doubled. “Last year, I think we had something like 4,000 job opportunities,” he continues. “I can tell you story after story of people who found their jobs there. It feels good to see lives change through that.” Lorenz, too, has inspiring tales to tell. “The best story I have is about a kid who was working fast food, going to college; his girlfriend got pregnant right after high school. He told me, ‘I can’t keep doing this fast-food thing.’ I said, ‘I have an opportunity’ and showed him the plan.” Recently graduated, “He’s going from $9.50 to $15.45 an hour, which is life-changing for this guy. I’m pretty excited about that.”
ing to new product lines being launched at the BMW, Daimler and Volvo plants in South Carolina. “It’s really spreading out from Greenville-Spartanburg and making an impact here. The demand for advanced manufacturing is going to keep going up.” And over at GE Aviation, Cousineau says he’s already seeing a changing of the guard. “A couple of years ago, I would have said we don’t have a lot of young talent,” he reveals. “But almost all the new hires, all the new engineers, are younger than me. It’s been a good thing, and we’ve been growing our talent pool.” Meguiar agrees. “We feel very good about the future of manufacturing in Asheville,” he says. “If our local community continues to support growth in advanced manufacturing like they have with us, I think the future can be very bright.” Below is a video outlining the work and projects conducted by N.C. State/ UNC Asheville’s Mechatronics students during the fall 2016 semester. Video courtesy of UNC Asheville. To learn more, visit engineering.unca.edu/joint-bs-engineering-mechatronics-concentration. Video: youtu.be/fgAZNXnv6Pk X
Manufacturing trends in Buncombe County Fastest-growing manufacturing industries (2001-present): • Beverage product manufacturing 735 jobs added • Plastics & rubber products manufacturing 361 jobs • Printing & related support activities 317 jobs • Food manufacturing 89 jobs Company Linamar Corporation (3 separate projects) New Belgium Brewing GE Aviation Nypro Inc. BorgWarner Turbo Systems Jacob Holm Reich GmbH Avadim Technologies Kearfott Corporation AVL Technologies
Slowest-growing manufacturing industries (2001-present): • Machinery manufacturing 1,164 jobs lost • Textile mills 937 jobs • Textile product mills 830 jobs • Computer & electronic product manufacturing 498 jobs
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PASSING THE TORCH The next generation’s willingness to take advantage of such opportunities will be a key factor in sustaining the sector’s current boom, observers say. “The demand for people who understand manufacturing will continue to rise,” Lorenz predicts, point-
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AN INCONVENIENT ROOST: When a vehicle is towed, big questions can arise about where you parked and whether the tow company satisfied local laws regarding towing. Knowing the law can help get your car and belongings back faster. And if a tow company is in the wrong, it might be assessed a hefty fine. Photo by Able Allen Dave Mittler says he’s been parking in the little lot at 70 S. Market St. for years. But when he slid in there on the evening of Sept. 30 so he could grab a slice of pizza from Barley’s, he found out the hard way that it isn’t public parking. He saw the sign that says “No parking … vehicles will be towed away,” and Brian Daniel, the Eagle Market Streets Development Corp. employee who manages the building, even warned him not to park there or he would be towed. Mittler says he told Daniel he’d be quick but refused to move his car. When he got back, it was nowhere to be found. Mittler concedes that parking there was inadvisable, but he wasn’t happy when he couldn’t tell how to get his car back: The warning sign lacked the required recovery number. The city has specific rules governing “tres-
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pass towing” (removing a vehicle from private property without the owner’s consent) in the central business district and Biltmore Village. But Mittler takes issue with the way the city enforces those rules. SCARECROW LOTS More than three-quarters of the over 10,000 parking spaces scattered around downtown Asheville are in surface lots rather than on the street or in garages, and most of those lots are privately owned. The city doesn’t write tickets in them, but they’re often protected by the threat of towing, and lot owners take various approaches to enforcement. Fed up with unauthorized people using their lots, some owners have posted signs forbidding parking (at least dur-
ing certain hours) under pain of towing. A city ordinance specifies the height, size and lettering of such signs, their proximity to the street line and the required content: a recovery number, the hours during which towing is enforced and the recovery cost. And many of these lots are regularly patrolled for violators. But the city doesn’t evaluate individual signs unless someone complains about being unfairly towed, says Harry Brown, parking services manager. And whether the property owner or the towing company posts the sign, he explains, if it doesn’t comply with the ordinance, “We fine the tow company, because they’re the ones doing the action.” Some lots, notes Brown, have “signs up warning they’ll tow, and they probably never do,” relying instead on a scarecrow effect. That may be the case at 70 S.
Market. Mittler says people park there all the time. But it is unclear whether the lot truly depends on the scare factor or if the sign is regularly backed up by towing. Terry Petty of Auto Safe Towing says his company doesn’t have standing permission to tow unauthorized vehicles there but that Daniel specifically asked them to tow Mittler’s car. The vehicle, says Petty, was blocking access to the ramp for people with disabilities; Daniel declined to comment, saying he just wants to put the situation behind him. It took Mittler hours to get his car back. He had the police ask Daniel which company had done the towing, and he had to pay a $195 recovery fee. Meanwhile, Brown fined Auto Safe Towing $200 for towing when the required warning hadn’t been given. Petty appealed the fine, but Transportation Director Ken Putnam denied the appeal. Mittler, however, isn’t satisfied: He wants recovery numbers on all tow signs. He says he asked Brown how people whose cars have been towed from a lot with no recovery number posted are supposed to recover their property, and Brown simply said they shouldn’t park there. “This is about the ordinance,” Mittler maintains. “This is about the idiot who chooses to park in the tow zone having a constitutional right to recover his car and his belongings. … This is not going to fly.” Mittler says he’s considering suing the city if necessary. TOW THE LINE By 2008, nonconsensual (or “predatory”) towing had become a hot-button issue here (see “No Parking,” Dec. 10, 2008, Xpress). The city’s 2003 requirement that lots allowing towing post warning signs hadn’t protected the public from frequent bouts of illegal, unethical or simply unreasonable tows, and the Asheville Area Chamber of Commerce, as well as many locals and visitors, kept raising their concerns with City Council and staff. City Attorney Bob Oast and his staff drafted the current ordinance, based mostly on Raleigh’s, and it was adopted in April 2009. Towing, Oast told Council, had been causing problems “most of the time I’ve been here. ... This is not going to end nonconsensual towing in this town, but you are doing as much as you can.” A 2014 state Supreme Court ruling prohibited cities from setting prices for towing or boot removal; all of that language was subsequently removed from the ordinance. Some evidence suggests that the revised ordinance may be working fine. Brown says he’s issued only about three fines this year for violations, and some
years, he doesn’t issue any. The system, however, is still complaint-based, so there’s no record of illegal tows that Brown never hears about. WHAT ABOUT ME? As so often happens in matters of law, problems arise when different people’s rights come into conflict. In this case, the squeaky wheel is Mittler. He acknowledges the property owners’ rights, but he also asks, “Where’s my rights? Where’s the tourist from Florida’s rights with their family, that are parking in that spot and they get towed? The city is basically telling me and those people, ‘Screw you! We want money because when [Petty] tows and Mittler complains, we’re going to get another $300 fine from him.’” Petty “knows it’s illegal to tow [in these situations] and he’s doing it anyway,” Mittler asserts. Asked about the allegations, Petty said: “No, sir. We follow the city’s laws and rules. We work with their system.” Petty maintained that he’s simply trying to run a business, as is his right, and he and his employees do their best to make good decisions about which cars to tow, within the limits spelled out by the regulations. Overall, said Petty, he thinks his company does a good job. State law gives Asheville the authority to enact a towing ordinance, says Giles Perry, an attorney with the N.C. General Assembly’s Legislative Services Office in Raleigh. But how the city chooses to enforce its ordinance is up to the city manager and his designees. Xpress asked various city staffers whether the ordinance, as it stands, is sufficient to protect the public from predatory towing, but none were willing to address the question. As communications specialist Polly McDaniel put it, “This is not a legal question per se; rather, it is a matter of policy, which is decided by City Council.” Nonetheless, Mittler is hellbent on persuading the city to hold property owners who post tow-away warning signs accountable as well. “All they have to do,” he argues, “is just say, ‘We love your business, we love your taxes and having your building here, but because we have an ordinance, if you choose to put that tow-away sign up, you have to put a recovery number there, because the idiots who park here have a right to get their stuff.’”
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N EWS city attorney’s office agrees. According to McDaniel, their position is that although the ordinance makes it illegal to tow or immobilize a car unless certain notification conditions are met, it doesn’t prohibit posting a noncomplying sign. But if a company tows a car despite that noncomplying sign or in the absence of any sign at all and someone complains, the business could face a fine of up to $500 for inappropriate towing. In the city’s view, such violations start and end with whoever tows or immobilizes the vehicle. Petty’s appeal was based mainly on the fact that an agent of the property owner gave his company permission to tow the car and warned Mittler beforehand. According to the city’s legal team, however, the ordinance addresses the owner’s or lessee’s giving permission to park, not permission to tow. And even though Petty’s appeal was unsuccessful, Mittler can forget about getting his $195 back, the city’s lawyers say. Under state law, the city may impose a civil fine for breaking its ordinance, but it has no authority to make a violator pay another citizen for damages. In all of this, the most protected party is the property owner. Although owners can be held liable for some things that
might happen to a trespasser or the trespasser’s car while it’s on the owner’s property, they can’t be held at fault if a third party tows or immobilizes a car parked there. So what should you do if you’ve parked in a private lot, come back and your vehicle is nowhere to be found? The shortest path is pretty much what Mittler did. The ordinance requires towing companies to notify police when they make a trespass tow, so within 30 minutes, the APD should be able to find out where the missing car was towed. Companies are required to grant timely access to such vehicles, and if the sign doesn’t seem to meet the ordinance’s requirements, notes Brown, towing victims should report the incident to his office so he can investigate it. Mittler, however, maintains that the ordinance as written and enforced doesn’t do enough to protect people’s right to recover their car and belongings — or to punish those who tow when the ordinance prohibits it. “I’m not letting this go,” vows Mittler. “This is not going to disappear, and I’m not going to disappear.” X
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ASHEVILLE GREENWORKS
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$575
MEMORYCARE
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BOUNTY & SOUL
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$560
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THE COMMUNITY TABLE
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MOUNTAIN BIZWORKS
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LEAF COMMUNITY ARTS
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OUR VOICE
THE COUNCIL ON AGING OF BUNCOMBE COUNTY
ORISON BOOKS
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ANIMALS
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$400
$1,020
PROVISION ASHEVILLE
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SPECIAL OLYMPICS OF BUNCOMBE COUNTY
HELIOS WARRIORS
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$103
THE ANIMAL RESCUE OF WNC
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YOUTH
ECOFORESTERS
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$461
CHILDREN FIRST
FRIENDS OF THE SMOKIES
ASHEVILLE
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HUMANE SOCIETY
ELIADA
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$890 FEAST
CHARLIE’S ANGELS
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ANIMAL RESCUE
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ASHEVILLE JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER
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FRIENDS OF THE WNC NATURE CENTER
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PROJECT CHALLENGE NORTH CAROLINA INC.
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SLEEP TIGHT KIDS
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ENDINGS AND BEGINNINGS: This New Year’s Eve, Urban Dharma Buddhist Center is hosting Endings, Beginnings: A Candlelight Vigil of Release & Renewal. The service, which takes place Saturday, Dec. 31, from 8:30-10 p.m., invites participants to write down unresolved issues, emotional upsets, destructive habits, resentments, grudges and any unhappiness that they want to release onto small strips of paper. These paper strips will be offered into a large singing bowl that will be sounded 108 times as part of the singing of the Vajrasattva mantra. At the end of the evening, the strips of paper will be consumed in a fire symbolizing a new beginning heralded by a new year. The event is free, though donations are accepted. For more information visit facebook. com/events/234263100319008/. Photo courtesy of Urban Dharma (p. 22)
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WHAT: A fundraiser for NARAL ProChoice North Carolina WHERE: The Mothlight WHEN: Thursday, Jan. 5, at 7 p.m. WHY: Pro-choice advocates celebrated a win when, on June 30, the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling in Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt set a precedent that could be used to limit abortion laws in multiple states. But in considering North Carolina’s 2017 legislative session, activist Tara Romano says: “We still anticipate there will be folks who will be putting through legislation that’s going to attempt to restrict access to abortion and birth control further. So, that’s one of the things we’re gearing up for.”
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Romano is the executive director for NARAL Pro-Choice North Carolina, a nonprofit that focuses on advocacy and education as opposed to providing specific services for constituents. “We advocate for access to the full range of reproductive health options,” she says, including birth control, abortions and affordable child care. A statewide organization, NARAL is based in the Triangle, which allows for easy access to lawmakers when they’re in session. “But we are also wanting to engage with folks in different parts of the state,” Romano adds, and that prompted a benefit concert in Asheville. Sweet Claudette, an all-female, allfeminist quartet, which recently celebrated the release of its first full-length
album, Whiskey Drunk on Puppy Love, will headline the show. Event attendees can browse raffle prizes from Asheville businesses — including a belt buckle with a uterus design from Steeltoe Sunshine — and gather information on activism. “It’s right after the holidays,” Romano says, noting the slow time of year. “But we hope it will be a fun opportunity for folks to meet others that are interested in this issue, listen to some great music, start to form social networks and get excited to really stand up for reproductive freedom next year.” Visit themothlight.com for more information. Admission is by a suggested $10 donation at the door. Proceeds benefit NARAL Pro-Choice North Carolina. X
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• SATURDAYS through (12/31) - Family theater performances. $5. Held at The Magnetic Theatre, 375 Depot St.
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FLETCHER LIBRARY 120 Library Road, Fletcher, 687-1218, library. hendersoncountync.org • WEDNESDAYS, 10:30am - Family story time. Free.
MALAPROP'S BOOKSTORE AND CAFE 55 Haywood St., 254-6734, malaprops.com • WEDNESDAYS, 10am - Miss Malaprop's Story Time for ages 3-9. Free to attend. • TH (1/5), 11am - Storytime reading of Murphy’s Three Homes with Mamie Adams. Free to attend.
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ASHEVILLE AMBLERS WALKING CLUB ashevilleamblers.com • SU (1/1), 2pm - "Asheville Amblers City Walk," 5K and 10 walk. Registration at 1:30pm. Meet at the Asheville Visitors Center, 36 Montford Ave. LAKE JAMES STATE PARK 6883 N.C. Highway 126, Nebo, 584-7728 • SA (12/31), 10am - "Last Chance Bird Hike," ranger-led bird hike on Mill's CreekLoop. Free.
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SHAMBHALA MEDITATION CENTER (PD.) Wednesdays, 10-midnight, Thursdays, 7-8:30pm and Sundays, 10-noon • Meditation and community. Admission by donation. 60 N. Merrimon Ave., #113, (828) 200-5120. asheville.shambhala.org CENTER FOR ART & SPIRIT AT ST. GEORGE 1 School Road, 258-0211 • 1st & 3rd THURSDAYS, 2pm - Intentional meditation. Admission by donation.
❄URBAN DHARMA 29 Page Ave, 225-6422, udharmanc.com • SA (12/31), 8:30pm - "Endings, Beginnings: A Candlelight Vigil of Release and Renewal," Buddhist candle-light ceremony. Free to attend.
SPOKEN & WRITTEN WORD FIRESTORM CAFE AND BOOKS 610 Haywood Road, 255-8115 • First THURSDAYS, 6pm - Political prisoners letter writing. Free to attend. MALAPROP'S BOOKSTORE AND CAFE 55 Haywood St., 254-6734, malaprops.com • TH (12/29), 7pm - Works in Translation Book Club: To Each His Own by Leonardo Sciascia and translation by Adrienne Foulke. Free to attend.
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NORTH CAROLINA WRITERS' NETWORK ncwriters.org • Through MO (1/30) - Submissions accepted for the 2017 Thomas Wolfe Fiction Prize. See website for full guidelines. • Through SU (1/15) - Submissions accepted for the 2017 Rose Post Creative Nonfiction Competition. Contact for full guidelines. WNC ASPERGER'S ADULTS UNITED facebook.com/WncAspergersAdultsUnited • Last SATURDAYS, 2pm - Writers' circle. Free. Held at The Autism Society, 306 Summit St.
LITERACY COUNCIL OF BUNCOMBE COUNTY 31 College Pl., Suite B-221 • WE (1/4), 5:30pm & TH (1/5), 9am Information session for those interested in volunteering two hours per week with adults who want to improve reading, writing, spelling, and English language skills. Free. LOVING FOOD RESOURCES 255-9282, admin@lovingfood.org • Through SA (12/31) - Volunteer with Loving Food Resources. Registration: ngavin@lovingfood.org or 443-655-3074. MOUNTAINTRUE
VOLUNTEERING HANDS ON ASHEVILLE-BUNCOMBE 2-1-1, handsonasheville.org • MO (1/2), 6-8:30pm - Volunteer to bake homemade cookies for hospice patients. Registration required. • TU (1/3), 5:30-8:30pm - Volunteer for pack and sort food packs for kids. Registration required. HOMEWARD BOUND OF WNC 218 Patton Ave., 258-1695, homewardboundwnc.org • 1st THURSDAYS, 11am - "Welcome Home Tour," tours of Asheville organizations that serve the homeless population. Registration required. Free to attend.
258-8737, wnca.org • TH (1/5), 10am-4pm - Volunteer to help plant live-stakes along eroding riverbanks. Registration: mountaintrue.org/eventscalendar/
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CURING THE WINTER BLUES Asheville practitioners offer advice on natural remedies for SAD BY ELLEN BUTLER butlerem22@gmail.com From vitamin supplements to phototherapy, there’s hope for Western North Carolinians suffering from seasonal affective disorder, say several local experts. As temperatures plummet, mountain roads ice over and daylight hours diminish, SAD affects around 5 percent of Americans annually, according to the American Psychiatric Association. It can produce symptoms such as low energy, irritability, oversleeping, weight gain and, in extreme cases, suicidal thoughts. Severe cases may require medical options, but there are also many effective alternative treatments — and more importantly, means of prevention. Xpress caught up with some local health and wellness practitioners for advice on natural remedies for SAD. THE VITAMIN D FACTOR Brad Rachman, a Black Mountain-based naturopath, specializes in functional medicine. “Over the last 30 years, I’ve treated over 75,000 patients,” says Rachman, “and in my experience with SAD, the entirety of the disorder is driven by two different but simultaneously occurring events.” The culprits, he says, are a common vitamin D deficiency coupled with the winter time change, which lessens our exposure to vitamin D-producing sunlight and disrupts circadian rhythms. “More than 50 percent of Americans are vitaminD deficient,” notes Rachman, “and it only gets worse when we have less time in the sunlight. There is extraordinary sensitivity in the nervous system to colors and brightness of light, and, unfortunately, the time change occurs when we’re already getting the least amount of sunlight.” Rachman concludes, “Put all of that together, and it’s no wonder we have a significant percentage of Americans experiencing some degree of SAD symptoms.”
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TRAIL THERAPY: The Carolina Mountain Club schedules at least three hikes a week during the winter for all levels. Image courtesy of Carolina Mountain Club He says that vitamin D is a critical regulator for hormones like serotonin, melatonin, dopamine and norepinephrine — hormones that help keep us happy. Moreover, the only way the body can produce this important vitamin is through direct contact with full-spectrum light, which is best supplied by natural sunlight but can also be imitated with fullspectrum light panels or boxes, Rachman continues. Phototherapy, the treatment produced by these light devices, is usually the first suggestion for treating SAD naturally.
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“The way phototherapy works,” says Rachman, “is by triggering the rods and cones in the eyes to create a degree of stimulation. [It’s] best utilized within the first hour of waking.” These full-spectrum light devices can be found in many clinics but can also be easily purchased for personal use, he notes. Another critical but easy step to prevent as well as treat vitamin D deficiency in the winter is to take a supplement, Rachman says. “Blood values of vitamin D are not monitored very well in normal check-
ups,” he says. Extreme deficiencies often go unnoticed, Rachman continues. “Supplementation is a simple way to fix this, but the tricky part is that we all absorb vitamin D differently and so require different levels of supplementation.” He recommends that those with SAD team with a primary care doctor to measure blood levels and find their specific optimal range. Most importantly, Rachman advocates using lifestyle as medicine. With SAD, he says, the best approach is developing personal wellness practic-
AYURVEDA, NUTRITION AND DIGESTION Offering an ayurvedic perspective on SAD, Greta Kent-Stoll of Asheville Ayurveda emphasizes nutrition. “Digestion is the physical root of disease,” says KentStoll, “so pay close attention to your digestion and eating routines during physically and emotionally trying times.” Involvement of the “doshas” is the key to diagnosis and prevention of disease, says Kent-Stoll. “Ayurveda teaches that everyone is made up of a unique balance of three doshas: vata, pitta, and kapha,” she explains. “The doshas are vital energies or humors, and when they become imbalanced or excessive in a person, the result is disease.
OUTDOORS WITH FRIENDS While medication, supplementation, phototherapy, somatic therapy and nutrition are all options for effective treatment of SAD, professionals agree that exercise and community involvement should be priorities for anyone struggling with depressive symptoms. One easily accessible way to engage in the community while getting exercise and crucial sunlight is to join one of the many hiking groups in the area. Since 1923, the Carolina Mountain Club has been essential in developing hiking trails and fostering a community of outdoor enthusiasts in the Asheville area and beyond. Hike leader and council member Kathy Kyle speaks from experience on the positive effects on mood that the group has provided: “If I don’t get outside and hike, my mood suffers, especially in the winter. The broad unobstructed views along with the physical exertion of climbing up mountains and down steep trails, breathing in the cold air, can’t be replicated at the gym.” As for energy levels, Kyle remarks, “We have a man in the club who is 86, and he regularly hikes and leads the most difficult hikes the club offers. He is an example of the power that hiking has to increase your energy levels.” CMC’s members are no less committed to each other than they are to the trails. “The club is family for my husband and me,” Kyle explains. “We have shared birthdays, countless dinners, deaths of loved ones and everyday life experiences with people in the club. I
WELLNESS NOW All the practitioners Xpress spoke with stressed that taking advantage of the many resources our area has to offer can really help when in need of a winter pick-me-up. As Kent-Stoll advises, “Keep up with
your wellness practices. Don’t postpone wellness! Winter is the perfect time to start, or recommit, to a yoga practice; try a new physical activity; and seek out extra wellness care via ayurvedic consultations, acupuncture, massage and energy work. This is a great time for reflection and inner healing, and passes for wellness services or yoga classes can be great holiday gifts for others and yourself.” X
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Somatic psychotherapist and clinical addictions specialist Corey Costanzo, who owns Still Point Wellness with his wife, Robin FannCostanzo, says he takes as a first principle that physical and mental well-being are directly related. And a healthy mind-body connection begins with the nervous system. “As a somatic psychotherapist, I try to offer road maps for becoming more mindful of the body’s nervous system response,” says Constanzo, “because oftentimes stress results from fighting against the nervous system. With SAD in particular, the nervous system begins to wind down as a response to the change in season and light.” Costanzo advises mindful attention as a way to work through these changes: “Listen to the body and give it what it wants to reduce stress on the nervous system. As the sun goes down earlier, lights in the house should go down earlier and screens should be shut off earlier. This way you can work with the rhythms that the body is craving and receive a more positive energetic response.” Costanzo also notes the importance of prevention. “Really, exercise, meditation and general selfcare are the first steps to wellbeing,” he says. In this spirit, Costanzo and his wife lead a donation-based restorative yoga and didgeridoo meditation class every Friday at Asheville Community Yoga.
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Since winter is the season ruled by Kapha, it is not shocking that people should develop Kapha-type disorders in the winter. These often manifest as lethargy, oversleeping, sluggishness, brain fog and slowed digestion — cornerstones of SAD.” The antidotes she recommends: warmth, movement and light. “Eat foods that are warm, cooked and well-spiced,” she says. But warmth and lightness are brought about in more ways than just through diet, Kent-Stoll explains. “Get as much sunlight as possible,” she advises. “Take a walk during daytime hours, open the curtains, trim back hanging tree branches and have your living and work spaces be well and pleasantly lit. Find rituals that are nourishing and joyful. Take time to cook and get together with friends and family in person.”
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SUPPORT GROUPS ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS & DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES adultchildren.org • Visit mountainx.com/support for full listings. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS • For a full list of meetings in WNC, call 254-8539 or aancmco.org ASHEVILLE WOMEN FOR SOBRIETY 215-536-8026, womenforsobriety.org • THURSDAYS, 6:30-8pm – Held at YWCA of Asheville, 185 S French Broad Ave.
ASPERGER'S TEENS UNITED facebook.com/groups/AspergersTeensUnited • For teens (13-19) and their parents. Meets every 3 weeks. Contact for details. CARING FOR THE SOUL 581-0080 • 1st MONDAYS, 5:30pm - Support for people with mental illness diagnosis and/or family members and loved ones. Meets in the brick house behind the church. Held at Black Mountain United Methodist Church, 101 Church St., Black Mountain CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS 242-7127 • FRIDAYS, 5:30pm - Held at First United Methodist Church of Waynesville, 556 S. Haywood Waynesville • TUESDAYS 7:30pm - Held at Asheville 12-Step Recovery Club, 370 N. Louisiana Ave., Suite G4 • WEDNESDAYS, 7-8pm & SATURDAYS, 11am – Held at First Congregational UCC of Asheville, 20 Oak St. DEBTORS ANONYMOUS debtorsanonymous.org • MONDAYS, 7pm - Held at First Congregational UCC of Asheville, 20 Oak St. DEPRESSION AND BIPOLAR SUPPORT ALLIANCE 367-7660, depressionbipolarasheville.com • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm & SATURDAYS, 4pm – Held at 1316-C Parkwood Road FOUR SEASONS COMPASSION FOR LIFE 233-0948, fourseasonscfl.org • TUESDAYS, 3:30-4:30pm - Grief support group. Held at Four Seasons - Checkpoint, 373 Biltmore Ave. • THURSDAYS, 12:30pm - Grief support group. Held at SECU Hospice House, 272 Maple St., Franklin GAMBLERS ANONYMOUS gamblersanonymous.org • THURSDAYS, 6:45pm - 12-step meeting. Held at Basillica of St. Lawrence, 97 Haywood St. HAYWOOD COUNTY COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS 400-6480 • 1st THURSDAYS - Support group for families who have lost a child of any age. Held at Long's Chapel United Methodist Church, 175 Old Clyde Road, Waynesville HEART SUPPORT 274-6000 • 1st TUESDAYS, 2-4pm - For individuals living with heart failure. Held at Asheville Cardiology Associates, 5 Vanderbilt Drive
HIV/AIDS SUPPORT GROUP 252-7489 • 1st & 3rd TUESDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Sponsored by WNCAP. Held at All Souls Counseling Center, 35 Arlington Street INFERTILITY SUPPORT GROUP resolveasheville@gmail.com • 1st THURSDAYS, 6:30-8pm - Held at Earth Fare South, 1856 Hendersonville Road LIFE LIMITING ILLNESS SUPPORT GROUP 386-801-2606 • TUESDAYS, 6:30-8pm - For adults managing the challenges of life limiting illnesses. Held at Secrets of a Duchess, 1439 Merrimon Ave. MINDFULNESS AND 12 STEP RECOVERY avl12step@gmail.com • WEDNESDAYS, 7:30-8:45pm - Mindfulness meditation practice and 12 step program. Held at Asheville 12-Step Recovery Club, 370 N. Louisiana Ave., Suite G4 MISSION CHILDREN'S FAMILY SUPPORT NETWORK 213-9787 • 1st TUESDAYS, 5:30-7:30pm - Mission Children's Family Support Network children's group from birth to age ten. Dinner is provided. Held at Mission Reuter Children's Center, 11 Vanderbilt Park Drive MISSION HEALTH FAMILY GROUP NIGHT 213-9787 • 1st TUESDAYS, 5:30pm - For caregivers of children with social health needs or development concerns. Held at Mission Reuter Children's Center, 11 Vanderbilt Park Drive MY DADDY TAUGHT ME THAT mydaddytaughtmethat.org • MONDAYS & WEDNESDAYS, 6-8pm - Men's discussion group. Free. Held in 16-A Pisgah Apartment, Asheville OUR VOICE 35 Woodfin St., 252-0562, ourvoicenc.org • Ongoing drop-in group for female identified survivors of sexual violence. OVERCOMERS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 665-9499 • WEDNESDAYS, noon-1pm - Held at First Christian Church of Candler, 470 Enka Lake Road, Candler OVERCOMERS RECOVERY SUPPORT GROUP rchovey@sos-mission.org • MONDAYS, 6pm - Christian 12-step program. Held at SOS Anglican Mission, 1944 Hendersonville Road
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• 1st TUESDAYS, 7pm - Prostate cancer support forum for men, caregivers and family. Held at First Baptist Church of Asheville, 5 Oak St. WIDOWS IN NEED OF GRIEF SUPPORT 356-1105, meditate-wnc.org • 1st WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Peer support group for anyone who has survived the death of their spouse, partner, child or other closed loved one. Registration required. Held at The Meditation Center, 894 E. Main St., Sylva
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BY SCOTT DOUGLAS jsdouglas22@gmail.com Craft brewing is a business driven by a strong sense of place, and industry people tend to be passionate about their communities. Environmental sustainability is a high priority for craft breweries of every scale, and as Asheville’s prominence as an East Coast brewing hub continues to grow, regional breweries’ efforts to protect their environment have similarly expanded in scope. From restoring old buildings for use as production facilities to repurposing spent grain and yeast as livestock feed, every step in the brewing process provides opportunities for reducing environmental impacts, and Asheville is home to some of the most environmentally responsible breweries in the industry. While these stewardship efforts are predominantly altruistic, they also make good business sense, says Cheri Chastain, sustainability manager at Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. “Quality will always come first, but sustainability is part of our DNA, so it’s just a natural part of our operations,” Chastain says. “Sustainability is all about balancing the environmental, social and economic impacts of all decisions, and this is something I think Sierra Nevada does incredibly well. It’s hard to attach a dollar figure to environmental and socially beneficial projects, but we know that these things are important if we are to survive as a company, so we give them serious consideration.” A GOOD BUSINESS CASE “Environmental sustainability has been a focus of ours since before we poured our first beer,” says Wallace, New Belgium’s assistant director of sustainability. Over the course of a couple of decades, she explains, “We learned that this is good for business: We feel like we are more profitable because of our sustainability efforts. So we know that there’s a good business case for it, and besides, it’s just the right thing to do.” The two women played a critical role in executing an exhaustive survey that assessed the environ-
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SUSTAINABLE BY DESIGN: Sierra Nevada’s Mills River facility attained LEED Platinum certification from the U.S. Green Building Council by incorporating details such as this living wall in the brewery’s reception area. Photo by Scott Douglas mental impact and stewardship practices of nearly 80 breweries across the country. Besides collating data on participants’ consumption of fuel, electricity, water and carbon dioxide, the study analyzed wastewater effluent, greenhouse gas emissions, solid-waste disposal and recycling practices. The idea was to enable craft breweries of all sizes to compare their sustainability behaviors with industry norms to help them manage growth while making environmental best practices a top priority. New Belgium’s decision to build a production facility in Asheville rather than expanding its Fort Collins, Colo., brewery saves the company roughly 2 million distribution miles per year, substantially reducing carbon emissions. Similar concerns prompted Sierra Nevada and Oskar Blues to develop East Coast facilities in the Asheville area.
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New Belgium’s sustainability team is based in Colorado, but in 2017, Sarah Fraser will become the Asheville facility’s sustainability specialist. Fraser, who has a bachelor’s degree in biology from Appalachian State University and a master’s in environmental studies from the College of Charleston, currently works at the Asheville brewery in another capacity; she’ll transition into her new role next spring after her first child is born. WATERWORKS Environmental factors, including the region’s outstanding water quality, also figured into these breweries’ decisions to locate facilities here. But the water used for brewing wasn’t their only concern. Sierra Nevada, for example, built a complex network of cisterns and water collection mechanisms throughout
its property that gradually release rainwater back into the river system to avoid excessive erosion. New Belgium’s West Asheville property, formerly the home of the WNC Livestock Market, was a brownfield site that the brewery remediated. The site had been used as a dump for many years, and Penland Creek, which runs through it, had been forced underground. The city, which retains ownership of the waterway, partnered with New Belgium, Equinox Environmental and others to restore it. For many other local breweries, repurposing existing structures to house their brewing operations is a way to reduce the environmental impact of their growth. Fonta Flora in Morganton is renovating historic structures on an 8-acre former dairy farm as it develops a second location. Burial Beer Co.’s restoration of the
and a movie studio. By renovating it, Highland was able to preserve the surrounding green space. The brewery also used steel and cinder blocks from demolished on-site structures when building the adjacent event space. Concrete from the recently renovated packaging area was used as subgrade for a new parking area behind the brewery and retaining walls around the event center’s entrance. ELECTRIC BEER
KEEPING IT LOCAL: New Belgium’s decision to build its East Coast production facility on a remediated brownfield site in Asheville saves the brewery approximately 2 million distribution miles each year, significantly reducing its carbon footprint. Photo courtesy of New Belgium Civilian Conservation Corps barracks off London Road in Biltmore Village is nearly complete. And Wedge Brewing Co. continues to grow into the former Hans Rees Tannery in the River Arts District. WASTE NOT Even buildings that can’t be restored can be repurposed, however, and sustainable construction practices can substantially reduce waste. With the help of The Old Town Salvage Co., New Belgium was able to reuse much of the material from the structures dismantled to make
way for the new brewery. In addition, 97 percent of its construction waste was diverted from the landfill. Sierra Nevada, meanwhile, was able to keep 88 percent of its construction waste out of the landfill, which contributed to that facility’s LEED platinum certification. Fonta Flora, too, is reusing materials in the painstaking restoration of its expansion site. Asheville’s oldest brewery, Highland Brewing Co., took a similar approach when it moved to its current East Asheville location in 2006. The existing building, which was in an advanced state of disrepair, had previously served as a ball bearing factory, a textile manufacturing facility
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Brewing is energy-intensive, and breweries large and small have turned to solar power to reduce their reliance on fossil fuels. In 2015, the Sylvabased Innovation Brewing installed a 100-panel solar array that’s capable of generating 28.5 kilowatts of electricity. “We would have installed more, but we ran out of space to put them on our roof,” notes co-owner/brewer Chip Owen. Innovation also heavily insulated its brewhouse with spray foam to reduce the amount of energy needed for heating and cooling. Both Highland and Sierra Nevada, meanwhile, are industry leaders in clean energy production. Highland’s 1,045 solar panels — the third-largest solar array of any craft brewery in the country and 13th-largest of any brewery in the world — produce 324 kW of electricity, says marketing coordinator Molly McQuillan. And Sierra Nevada’s 2,200 panels produce roughly 600 kW, augmented by another 400 kW generated by using methane harvested from its wastewater treatment plant. Many local breweries are finding creative ways to reduce their consumption of key resources. New Belgium, for example, employs a medium-temperature brew kettle that uses pressure rather than steam to boil the wort. This energy-efficient device, says Wallace, is the only one of its kind in the U.S. Glycol
draws off heat to chill the wort, and the hot glycol is then used to vaporize liquid CO2 for use in the brewing process. Others, including Highland and Innovation, recapture cooling water for use in cleaning or brewing. RAISING THE BAR But once the more obvious best practices have been implemented, meeting these companies’ lofty sustainability goals for the future becomes increasingly difficult. Highland plans to catch rainwater from its roof for bathrooms and washing operations, and to repurpose hot wastewater to heat its offices and production area. New Belgium aims to make its facility carbon-neutral by the year 2100, and Sierra Nevada has pages of future plans designed to optimize its processes. “The environment should be important to everyone,” says Owen of Innovation Brewing. “We’re altering the climate, affecting the growing conditions of the very ingredients we put into our beer. And that’s just the small scale. Global climate change is affecting our entire planet, and we’re trying to do our part to not leave such a mess for future generations to clean up. We’ll continue to pursue sustainability in regard to every aspect of our lives.” Chastain agrees. “Things like droughts and late rains impact the cost of hops and barley and, thus, our operating expenses. Water is the other major ingredient that can drastically change with our environment. If we don’t have abundant, quality water, we don’t have beer.” X
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POLITE COMPANY Asheville service industry professionals offer a beginner’s guide to restaurant etiquette BY JONATHAN AMMONS jonathanammons@gmail.com Restaurant staff are required to be courteous: It’s just part of the job. When they’re not, customers complain on sites like Yelp and TripAdvisor. Restaurateurs, however, can’t rate their patrons. And while most of the customers a typical server sees daily are wellbehaved, some are anything but. Despite increasing informality, there’s still an etiquette to dining out, but those rules can be complicated. Emily Post dedicated 43 pages to various aspects of dining out in her classic Etiquette, but we’ve narrowed it down to a few simple rules, including a few concerning things she would never have imagined. • Make a reservation, be on time or cancel it. Not all restaurants take reservations, but always call to check. And as the Copper Crown’s Kate Bannasch observes, “If you can’t make your reservation, call and cancel. So simple to do, yet so often overlooked.” Failing to do this means someone has to wait for a table while one sits empty in the midst of a crowded dining room, because they were told it was reserved. • Acceptable tipping is 20 percent. Reservoir Dogs should have settled this once and for all: We all wished Mr. Pink an untimely demise after that scene. Why not 15 percent? Because the minimum wage for servers ($2.13) hasn’t exactly kept up with the cost of living. Besides, it’s so much easier to calculate a 20 percent tip: Just take the total, divide by 10 and multiply by two. • No touching. The most common response to our social media query about restaurant etiquette concerned sexual harassment. As eight-year industry veteran Candyce Collard put it, “I’ve had my ass grabbed many a time, and I’ve never even worked at a bar and really only one place that was open late. ... So yeah, Don’t f**king touch people.” Claire Winkler, a bartender at Post 25, added, “Your bartender is not your girlfriend for hire. If we’re nice to you,
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POETIC JUSTICE: Post 25 bartender Claire Winkler expresses her feelings about bar patrons’ less-than-courteous behavior with this haiku: “Put your phone away/Savor sensual delights/Except the barkeep.” Photo by Jack Sorokin
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it’s because we’re professional. Do not mistake kindness for an invitation. If we’re interested in you, we’ll let you know.” • Hang up your phone. A 2014 Slate article cited cellphone use as one of the causes of longer wait times in restaurants. While you’re finishing that call to Uncle Steve, the waitress is standing over you, tapping her pencil on her order pad — and someone at another table is waiting to order dessert or get another drink. “Just go outside if you have to take a phone call,” says Strada co-owner Anthony Cerrato. Winkler, meanwhile, gave us a brilliant haiku that covers rules 3 and 4: “Put your phone away/Savor sensual delights/Except the barkeep.” • There are rules, man! Like it or not, every social setting has its rules — some spoken, some not. Observe what others are doing and act accordingly. Is there only limited staff? Are people ordering at the bar? Maybe you should, too. And if you want to attract a server, don’t wave your hand in the air. It’s also good to know how things like wine service work in fancier restaurants. “A guest ordered a bottle of Beringer white zinfandel,” remembers Robert Johnson, a 20-year veteran of local fine dining service. “I present the bottle and pour a taste to make sure it’s good. The gentleman swishes the wine around the glass, takes a long, deep sniff to get the bouquet, takes a sip and says, ‘It’s not what I expected, nor nearly as good as I hoped. Do you have another one that’s better?’ “No, I don’t! It’s white zinfandel!” Traditionally, if you order off the bottle menu, when the waiter pours a taste, it’s to find out if the wine is corked or has oxidized. If it doesn’t smell like wet cardboard or taste like cheap vinegar, then it’s probably still good, and you should drink it. It’s generally fine to ask for a taste of something you can order by the glass, since those bottles are usually already open.
• Obey the law. Health laws protect us from horrible diseases caused by food-borne bacteria; alcohol laws limit booze-related fatalities. Kyle Beach of Buxton Hall Barbecue has a cautionary tale about a table of well-dressed 30-somethings: “I noticed empty mini-bottles in their section, removed them, and told them consumption of alcohol from outside of the establishment was illegal. I came back, noticed more, and informed them they’d have to leave. A lady in the group flipped out, spat at me and used very bad language.” Note: Spitting at or cursing your server is also taboo. • Be civil. Don’t shout things like “I pay your salary” at the waiter (which, apparently, is common), and don’t smash the toilet basin, as has happened to several local bars. And before you remove your prosthetic limb and leave it sticking out in the aisle, maybe you should ask if that’s OK. This actually happened to former Magnetic Field bartender Ken Klehm. “My grandmother was an amputee since her early 20s, so that wasn’t what threw me,” he explains. “It was just treating that
kind of dining place like it was your own home.” Another sore point, says longtime local server Michael Parker, is “changing a baby’s dirty diapers in front of diners. I have seen this
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New Year’s Eve dinner happenings There will be buffets. There will be multicourse meals. There will be dancing and drinks. When it comes to ringing in the new year with good food and fine tipples, Asheville always has plenty of options. This week’s “Small Bites” rounds up just a few of the area’s tasty New Year’s Eve events for those looking to dine their way into 2017. A number of restaurants will offer prix fixe meals. In West Asheville, Buffalo Nickel’s fourcourse experience runs $60 with options including duck liver parfait, Sunburst trout, roasted beets, fennel-crusted wild boar tenderloin and ricotta cheesecake (avl.mx/398). Downtown at Posana, guests will find foie gras ravioli, kale caesar, lamb and mimosa creamsicles among its four-course offerings — and, as always, all dishes are completely gluten-free. The event is $75 per person, with a winepairing option available for an additional $35 (avl.mx/399). Over at Nightbell, chef Katie Button is preparing a five-course meal. For $75, guests will be offered such dishes as scallop and pine-needle ceviche, butterpoached flounder, smoked lamb belly roulade and caramelized white chocolate (avl.mx/397). Sovereign Remedies owner Charlie Hodge says his downtown restaurant and bar will “say goodbye and good riddance to 2016” with New Year’s Eve punch and drink specials as well as oysters, caviar and late-night ramen. The festivities will also feature a musical homage to Prince, David Bowie and other great musicians who died in 2016. No cover charge is required (avl.mx/39b). On the east side in Biltmore Village, Red Stag Grill’s chef Scott Ostrander is putting together a five-course dinner that will include wild boar belly, lobster bisque, pan-roasted duck breast, grilled jumbo sea scallops and a raspberry merengue. Tickets are $115 (avl.mx/396). In the River Arts District, the Smoky Park Supper Club will offer a New Year’s Eve menu featuring steak tartare, chargrilled
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SAVOR THE NEW YEAR: Restaurants all over Western North Carolina will say goodbye to 2016 with New Year’s Eve dinners. Pictured is the Sunburst trout with fingerling potato salad and Belgian endive that will be among the items featured on the evening’s prix fixe menu at Buffalo Nickel. Photo by East Branch Photography North Carolina oysters and a burger topped with smoked marrow aiolo, wood-roasted mushrooms, caramelized onions and Asher blue cheese. Prices range from $9-$32 per plate. Reservations are available between 5-9:30 p.m. (avl.mx/394). Avenue M will welcome 2017 in North Asheville with dinner specials and a dance party. Early seatings start at 5 p.m., but those who make reservations for 8:30 p.m. and later can keep their table for the whole evening. (avl.mx/39A) For those looking for a buffet, Blue Ridge at the Omni Grove Park Inn will offer a varied and festive smorgasbord. Leg of lamb and grilled salmon will be at the carving station, and entrées will include
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braised beef short ribs and honeyglazed airline chicken. The dessert table will boast red velvet cupcakes, Key lime pie and crunchy chocolate truffle tarts among other treats. Adults pay $70, children ages 6-12 eat for $25, while ages 5 and younger are free (avl.mx/38y). At some Asheville restaurants, dancing and cocktails are the main event. On the South Slope, Buxton Hall Barbecue will host the MODern Midnight Masquerade starting at 10:15 p.m. The 1960s mod-themed gathering will include free photo booth prints, a Champagne toast, a VIP lounge and more. The musical lineup includes Devyn Marzuola followed by Mary Kelly and Alex Cartwright with go-go and disco
grooves, while chef Sarah Cousler will close the party in the DJ booth making “booty music dreams come true,” says the event’s Facebook page. Admission is $5 at the door (avl.mx/38z). In a similar vein, Lexington Avenue’s recently opened Calypso will host two dinner parties and an after-party, all of which are ticketed events. The $20 admission fee includes a choice of one Caribbean cocktail. According to the event’s Facebook page, music spun by DJ Disc-oh! “will bring the taste, sound and movement of Carnivale in the islands to Asheville” (avl.mx/38x). There will be plenty of ways to bid farewell to 2016 with a fine meal in other parts of Western North
Carolina as well. For those celebrating the new year in Saluda, The Orchard Inn will host a New Year’s Eve gala. The seven-course meal begins at 8 p.m. and includes poached lobster, braised rabbit, grilled New York strip, chocolate truffle sponge and more. It concludes with a complimentary glass of Champagne at midnight. Tickets are $110 per person (avl.mx/391). In Marshall, the Sweet Monkey Bakery will ring in the new year with its four-course All-Asian Reservation Dinner. According to the restaurant’s Facebook page, the $60 meal includes fresh Thai spring rolls, miso soup, Shanghai pork, haupia (Hawaiian coconut pudding) and more, all made from scratch by award-winning chef Hollie West. There will be seatings at 4, 5:30 and 7 p.m., and each dinner seats 20 (avl.mx/392). The New Year’s Eve bash at Postero in Hendersonville will feature a five-course meal of caviar and oysters, lowcountry lobster and grits, chopped salad and chicken confit followed by coffee and doughnuts (avl.mx/393). X
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Brewmasters’ choice Asheville beer industry notables reflect on 2016 Beer Scout asked representatives from Western North Carolina breweries to reflect on 2016 and look ahead to the new year. Here’s what they said:
out when I am in their area. Local beer industry happenings you’re looking forward to in 2017: I’m really looking forward to the Asheville Beer Expo this year. The Asheville Brewers Alliance did a great job with the inaugural incarnation last year, and they will really step up their game for year two. It’ll be a great mix of beer showmanship, education and fun on a cold winter’s day. I’m also excited about this spring’s Brewers Association Craft Brewers Conference in Washington, D.C. East Coast locations seem to draw a totally different energy for this industrywide event. Plus, we will take a crew there since we can drive up.
PETE LANGHEINRICH, ASHEVILLE BREWING CO., HEAD BREWER/OWNER Favorite new Asheville-area beer from 2016: I’m really digging the woodaged beers coming out of Hi-Wire [Brewing] lately. Wild Rye IPA was great. I also can’t wait to check out Upcountry [Brewing Co.]’s new stuff and am excited to see new stuff coming from Burial [Beer Co.]’s expansion. I kind of answered that question, right? Favorite new beer from 2016 not made in Asheville: Damn, that’s tough. I have to say the 30 or 50 fresh hop beers I had out in Portland [Ore.] this year were my favorite. Does that count? If I had to say just one beer, The Commons [Brewery’s] Myrtle [tart farmhouse ale] was unreal. Local beer industry happenings you’re looking forward to in 2017: Asheville Beer Expo is a really cool event. Beer City Fest is always a favorite of everyone at Asheville Brewing. JESSICA REISER, BURIAL BEER CO., CO-OWNER Favorite new Asheville-area beer from 2016: This is tough, of course, but I loved the Twin Leaf [Brewery]/ Zebulon [Artisan Ales] collab, Drifter’s Escape Lager — clean, easy-drinking, crisp, yet interesting. Favorite new beer from 2016 not made in Asheville: Also tough, but I’ll go with Allagash [Brewing Co.] Goulship, their Coolship pumpkin beer — so balanced and refreshing. You can tell the amount of time and dedication they give to their beers. Local beer industry happenings you’re looking forward to in 2017: I always look forward to the Asheville Brewers Alliance Beer Expo on Feb. 18 at The Venue, which really showcases all this craft beer community has to offer, from brewers to vendors who are a huge part of contributing to the success of our local industry.
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BEST OF 2016: Chris Frosaker, co-owner of Hi-Wire Brewing, says his favorite local brew of 2016 was the Fire Roasted Citrus Saison from Zebulon Artisan Ales. “This was the best use of citrus in a beer I have ever seen,” he says. Photo courtesy of Zebulon Artisan Ales BILLY PYATT, CATAWBA BREWING CO., OWNER Favorite new Asheville-area beer from 2016: We have new offerings every day — it’s hard to keep track. I’m on the South Slope and visit our neighbors often. Bhramari [Brewhouse] is doing some very creative things, as is Burial. You can find a new “best” every day, but a beer that stuck with me this year was from one of our giants, Sierra Nevada [Brewing Co.]. Their Kettle Hop and Sour small-batch was nearly perfect. Favorite new beer from 2016 not made in Asheville: When looking at the Birmingham, Ala., market this past summer, we stumbled upon Trim Tab Brewing and their Raspberry Berliner Weisse. It was a great, refreshing, crisp beer for a hot evening. Sure, it may not be the biggest, sourest, weirdest new beer out there, but I find myself searching it
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Favorite new Asheville-area beer from 2016: Asheville is putting out so many great beers right now that I can’t pick just one. Favorite new beer from 2016 not made in Asheville: Firestone Walker [Brewing Co.] Barrelworks Bretta Rosé. Local beer industry happenings you’re looking forward to in 2017: The second year of the Asheville Beer Expo and the Beer City Festival, as usual. And, shamelessly, the release parties for the five new production beers Highland will release this year. CHRIS FROSAKER, HI-WIRE BREWING, CO-OWNER Favorite new Asheville-area beer from 2016: Zebulon Fire Roasted Citrus Saison. This was the best use of citrus in a beer I have ever seen. Favorite new beer from 2016 not made in Asheville: De Proefbrouwerij/ Trillium Brewmaster’s Collaboration Bouket Farmhouse Ale. This is a beer I can drink every day. There is a perfect amount of funk from the Belgian yeast and an incredible aroma from the intense dry-hopping. Local beer industry happenings you’re looking forward to in 2017: I am excited that all of the Asheville breweries are continuing to mature, and this will continue in 2017. We are all investing in better equipment, sales infrastructure and people, and with this comes bet-
ter beer. Everyone wins — especially drinkers of Asheville beer — when there is strong competition. BENTON WHARTON, PISGAH BREWING CO., TALENT BUYER/EVENTS DIRECTOR Favorite new Asheville-area beer from 2016: Burial’s Shadowclock Pilsner — just a solid beer for the style, not something you always see from the big beer breweries. We would consider Burial one of these heavy innovators. Favorite new beer from 2016 not made in Asheville: Imperial Mexican Biscotti Cake Break imperial stout collaboration between Evil Twin [Brewing] and Westbrook [Brewing]. The big stouts are a popular item in the world of beer trading, and this beer is top-notch for the category. Also, we are partial to Charleston, S.C., connections of Pisgah’s past and love what Westbrook is doing down there. Local beer industry happenings you’re looking forward to in 2017: Asheville Beer Expo. We feel this is a fantastic representation of the brewing community of Asheville as it runs a much deeper underbelly of educational opportunities for all beer lovers as opposed to an all-day drink/ tasting fest. MIKE KARNOWSKI AND GABE PICKARD KARNOWSKI, ZEBULON ARTISAN ALES, CO-OWNERS Favorite new Asheville area beer from 2016: Hi-Wire Brett Rye IPA — well-brewed, drinkable with a nice layer of funk. (Karnowski) Favorite new beer from 2016 not made in Asheville: Korrigane Brasserie Artisinale in Quebec City. I typically do not like brown ales, however, this brown ale was drinkable with a hint of chocolate malt and a clean crisp finish. Nice balance of malt and wellattenuation. Perfect for the day walking through Quebec City in September 2016. (Pickard, Karnowski) Local beer industry happenings you’re looking forward to in 2017: Zebulon plans to bring [beer historian] Ron Pattinson into town for Asheville Beer Week as a collaborative event including a lecture by Ron accompanied by a tasting of lost and forgotten beer styles made by Mike [Karnowski]. This lecture and tasting will be held at Zebulon Artisan Ales, and we plan to release bottles of each forgotten beer style at this time. Exciting! (Pickard, Karnowski) X
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Where to ring out the old and welcome the new year ebrate the new year with performances of this towering musical work, which celebrates hope and brotherhood,” says a press release. The concert features the Asheville Symphony Chorus with soloists Danielle Pastin, soprano; Kirstin Chavez, mezzo-soprano; Rolando Sanz, tenor; and Steven Condy, bass. Music starts at 8 p.m. at the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium, 87 Haywood St. $22-74. ashevillesymphony.org
BY ALLI MARSHALL amarshall@mountainx.com For many people, 2016 was a bit of a horror show. Relationships tanked, beloved stars passed away, and then there was the election. If none of these events touched you negatively, you might not even need a New Year’s Eve roundup. But for those of us who want to kick this year to the curb and see in — albeit with some trepidation — 2017, here’s where to sip some bubbly, wear a wacky hat, dance like no one’s watching and party like it’s 1999 (there’s no shame if you secretly wish it was). And, for what it’s worth, let’s hug the ones we love, be kind to our fellow New Year’s Eve revelers and begin the next year as we mean to continue. Happy New Year to you, readers. May it be happy, healthy and sweet. All events listed take place on Saturday, Dec. 31. For more New Year’s Eve ideas, visit Clubland, Calendar and mountainx.com • Everyone’s invited to The BLOCK off Biltmore’s all-ages One Love New Year’s Eve Party. Dance to ReggaeInfinity from 8-11 p.m. followed by a salsa band, and Wadadli Dessert Oasis will serve up vegan food. $10. 39 S. Market St., theblockoffbiltmore.com • Dress in ’60s-era glamour wear for NYE Midnight Masquerade at Buxton Hall Barbecue. “Our beloved [seasonal] space gets a heavy hit of glitz, glam, velvet and luxury,” says a press release. “Enjoy a secluded Champagne room, DJ sets, retro tunes, ’60s getup, cocktails and bubbly.” The party begins at 10:30 p.m. (the kitchen will be closed). $5. 32 Banks Ave. buxtonhall.com • Bluegrass fans and Grateful Dead fans can have the best of both worlds at the Grass Is Dead show at Asheville Music Hall. The band formed in South Florida nearly 20 years ago but only recently started touring outside its home state. The group opened for Leftover Salmon in Asheville last year and returns to town to ring in the new year. 10 p.m. $12 advance/$15 day of show. 31 Patton Ave., ashevillemusichall.com • “Because when it’s 7 p.m. here, it’s Midnight in London!” is the tagline for MetroWines’ early-evening
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• A threesome of local roots music awesomeness — Jon Stickley Trio, The Honeycutters and Taylor Martin — play in the new year at Isis Restaurant & Music Hall, 743 Haywood Road. Come early for dinner, starting at 5 p.m. (reservations required) or drop by later for the show, which begins at 8:30 p.m. $20. isisasheville.com • The Time Machine Dance Party returns to The LAB, 39 N. Lexington Ave. Here’s how it works: Music from a different decade is played each hour, starting with the ’60s and ’70s at 10 p.m., moving to the ’80s at 11 p.m., the ’90s at midnight and wrapping up with the 2000s and 2010s in the first hour of the new year. Free. lexavebrew.com
SOON THE NEW DAY: Talib Kweli headlines New Year’s Eve at The Orange Peel. The social activist and hip-hop artist comes to Asheville on a break between two tours. Local artists RBTS WIN and Mike L!VE open the show. Photo by Dorothy Hong event. Midnight in London includes bangers, chips and cheddar cheese with Bordeaux and sparkling French wine in time for New Year’s Eve fireworks in the U.K. 6-7:30 p.m. $30, reservations required. 169 Charlotte St., metrowinesasheville.com • Empire Strikes Brass is finishing work on its debut album, Theme for a Celebration, at Echo Mountain Studios, and will launch a release tour in February. First, the band will take time out for a little celebrating with a New Year’s Eve show at New Mountain, 38 N. French Broad Ave. The show includes one set by Empire Strikes Brass, “with surprises honoring some of the fallen musical heroes of 2016,” says guitarist Kelly Hannah; and a late-night set billed as “Push Pull Strikes Brass,” which is DJ Push Pull with a horn section. 9 p.m. $20 advance, $25 day of show. newmountainavl.com • “We will be doing what we do best — music, food and fun — all night
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long,” says The Salvage Station, 466 Riverside Drive, of its end-of-the-year party. The music part of that equation includes performances by Santos Glocal Soul and Laura Reed, plus a late-night DJ dance party with Dr. Get Right. A Champagne toast will take place at midnight. 7 p.m. $8 advance/$10 day of show. salvagestation.com • The Hustle Souls put in regular appearances on area stages and draw from sounds coming from New Orleans and Memphis. As The Musoscribe writes, “Hotshot guitarist Chris Everett — a master in most every musical genre — spins out endlessly creative licks, and he does so in a manner that makes it look easy.” Everett and company perform at Foggy Mountain Brew Pub, 12 Church St., starting at 10 p.m. Free. foggymountainavl.com • Fittingly, Asheville Symphony Orchestra will welcome 2017 with Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony. “Each year orchestras around the world cel-
• “Nothing rings in the new year like the sound of firecrackers and Champagne bottles popping off,” points out The Crow and Quill. The venue, at 106 N. Lexington Ave., heats up the wintry night with the high-energy, New Orleans-style Firecracker Jazz Band. 9 p.m., $5-$10 suggested donation. thecrowandquill.com • The Countdown to 2017 party at Pack’s Tavern, 20 S. Spruce St., starts at 6:30 p.m. with a ticketed buffet dinner ($50 per person), followed by the separately ticketed show at 9:30 p.m. The Big Deal Band takes the stage in the Century Room, and DJ Moto will spin dance hits in the South Bar. Doors open at 8 p.m.. $10. packstavern.com • First, it was sad news when rapper GZA canceled his New Year’s Eve show at The Orange Peel, 101 Biltmore Ave., after Wu-Tang Clan — his longtime group — announced a performance the same night in Las Vegas. But then it was happy news when hip-hop artist Talib Kweli filled in the slot. The Mos Def and Kanye collaborator has played LEAF (where he replaced De La Soul). Local artists RBTS WIN and Mike L!VE open. 9 p.m. $30 advance/$30 day of show. theorangepeel.net
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BRASS IN POCKET: The end-of-year show at New Mountain includes one set by Empire Strikes Brass and a late-night set billed as “Push Pull Strikes Brass,” pictured, which is DJ Push Pull with a horn section. Photo courtesy of the band • Newly opened Calypso Restaurant, 18 N. Lexington Ave., holds two New Year’s Eve parties. The Early Bird Gala boasts a four-course dinner with a Carnivale dance show, 6:30-8:30 p.m., $75. The Ball Drop Gala includes a five-course feast, a Champagne toast following the ball drop in Miami, and an island-vibe disco party with DJ Disc-Oh, 9 p.m.-midnight, $130. Then, an after-party takes place at the venue’s disco street tent, with costumed dancers, Caribbean music and cocktails, for a $20 ticket. calypsoasheville.com
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• Looking for a local powerhouse New Year’s Eve? The Grey Eagle, 185 Clingman Ave., has you covered: Funk collective Yo Mama’s Big Fat Booty Band shares the bill with soul rockers The Broadcast. Both bands pretty much owned 2016; maybe starting 2017 in their presence is a good move. 9 p.m., $20 advance/$25 day of show. thegreyeagle.com • If local music fans used to shun cover bands, the well-chosen tribute song has come back into favor, thanks in part to The Mothlight’s themed shows. For New Year’s Eve it’s “The Traveling Wilburys Vol. 2” and Tom Petty. No word at press time about
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BRINGING THE HEAT: Firecracker Jazz Band promises to warm up the chilly night — and The Crow and Quill — on New Year’s Eve. The local jazz collective has played everywhere from The Kennedy Center to the street corner. Photo by Seth Jacobson Photography show in Scandals at midnight. 8 p.m.-3 a.m., $25 advance/$30 day of show ages 21 and older/$35 ages 18-20. 11 Grove St., thegrovehouse.com • This year, the annual New Year’s Eve bash at Tressa’s Downtown Jazz & Blues features two local acts: blues artist Ruby Mayfield and R&B outfit Jesse Barry and the Jam. 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. 28 Broadway, tressas.com
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and a co-creative altar and art space. The reflective celebration is held at Odyssey Community School, 90 Zillioca St. Doors open at 7 p.m. $30 advance/$35-$50 sliding scale at the door. SangitaDevi.com
• Local Dead-centric jam-band Phuncle Sam returns to Pisgah Brewing, 150 Eastside Drive, Black Mountain, for its annual New Year’s Eve show. “As usual, this is a free event to the public, complete with balloon drop and Champagne toast,” says the website. Root Down food truck vends. 9:30 p.m. pisgahbrewing.com
• The New Year’s Eve Hootenanny at Oskar Blues Brewery, 342 Mountain Industrial Drive, Brevard, comes complete with shuttle transportation from Brevard hotels. But the real star of the evening is headliner Southern Culture on the Skids. That band shares the bill with Jonny Fritz and Pretty Little Goat. There will also be food from the Oskar Blues CHUBwagons, a free photo booth and specialty beers. Doors open at 7 p.m. $25 local tickets at the Tasty Weasel Taproom/$35 advance/$45 day of event. oskarblues.com
• “This year’s ritual will include a reflective journey on the past year and a chance to set intentions for 2017,” says a press release for Kirtan with Sangita Devi & Friends. The evening begins with chanting and “a meditative sound healing bath led by Billy Zanski woven into the kirtan.” There will also be an ecstatic dance DJed live by Robert Kochka, a tea room, ceremonial cache
• “You asked for another ’90s party, well here it is,” says a Facebook invite from The Burger Bar, 1 Craven St. Come dressed in ’90s apparel — prizes will be awarded to the best-dressed. There will be a Champagne toast at midnight, burgers made by Rick Hukill, and “Ben Herring will be blasting all the hits. … To give 2016 a proper send-off, he will be playing nothing but the best from
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all the loved musicians we lost [in 2016] during the last hour of the year.” 9 p.m. avl.mx/38p • “F**k 2016, it’s the NYE Freak Out” reads the poster for the annual party — now in its 11th year. The sights and sounds include a diverse range of styles, with DJ Abu Disarray, DJ Malinalli, DJ Kent Scott, Jason Scott Furr, Nina Ruffini, and Passion Faction making up the lineup. The celebration take place at Toy Boat Community Art Space, 101 Fairview Road, from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. $8 advance/$10 day of show. toyboatcommunityartspace.com • Local swing bands Vollie & Kari and the Western Wild Cats (Western) and Virginia and the Slims (vintage) heat up the dance floor at White Horse Black Mountain, 105C Montreat Road, Black Mountain. The show includes a Champagne toast at midnight. 9 p.m., $20 advance/$25 at the door. whitehorseblackmountain.com X
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LAST DANCE “All splendid things must come to an end,” says Whitney Shroyer, who — as Dr. Filth — has DJed the latenight Admiral Dance Parties for nearly a decade. But the West Asheville bar and restaurant will bid farewell to the Saturday events after New Year’s Eve. “The dance parties are left over from when The Admiral first opened. They have always been an appendage to that,” explains Shroyer. The restaurant’s owners reached out to him and Greg Cartwright of Reigning Sound, and the two began spinning records. They “always focused on playing vinyl — particularly obscure soul, rhythm and blues, and rock ’n’ roll 45s,” Shroyer said in a news release. “The first night that The Admiral was opened as a late-night venue, it was the night [of] a Black Lips show at The Orange Peel, [and] there was an afterparty there. That was the thing that Greg and I did to inaugurate The Admiral,” Shroyer explains. “It kind of established us as the house DJs, and that was kind of the house sound for the dance party, so we rolled with that ever since.” Though Cartwright left the DJ post four years ago due to his busy touring schedule, Shroyer continued the labor of love. It takes him a couple of hours each week to go through his stacks, selecting records that he thinks might be interesting to play. “I make a box of 45s based on what I haven’t played in a while, [or what relates to] what’s been going on in rock ’n’ roll history or what’s been in the news during the week. Then I play whatever seems relevant in the room that night.” Admiral Dance Parties have a strong local following but also attract tourists who are looking for an “authentically unusual Asheville experience,” as Shroyer puts it. “I don’t feel like there’s anything like The Admiral.” Despite never campaigning for votes, the Saturday night event routinely wins Best Dance Party in Xpress’ annual Best of WNC readers’ poll.
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THIS IS THE PLACE: Admiral Dance Parties have a strong local following but also attract tourists who are looking for an “authentically unusual Asheville experience,” as Whitney Shroyer puts it. “I don’t feel like there’s anything like The Admiral.” Photo by Adam McMillan “It’s one of the great treasures of Asheville. Young, old, black, white, rich, poor, gay, straight — none of it mattered. What mattered was the infectious groove of the most incredible, soulful, funkalious 45s ever played, creating a momentum that is unlike any dance floor I’ve ever experienced,” says Cathryn Davis Zommer. The native Ashevillean, now based in Charleston, was a regular dancer. She calls Shroyer a DJ hero, his energy and joy palpable in each song selection. “The Saturday night dance party is one of the most wildly liberating experiences I ever had,” Zommer says. “I always tried to [get on] the dance floor right when the music started because the beginning of the night was the only time you would have any real space to dance — as the night progressed, the dance floor got packed like gyrating sardines. We danced on the banquettes, on the floor, on tables — nothing was off limits.” And it’s gained attention beyond the region, too. The event is aired each
week by “Rock ’n’ Soul Ichiban,” part of the programming on New Jersey independent radio station WFMU. Debbie Daughtry, also a 45 DJ, maintains that station, which is “devoted to playing the oddball ’50s and ’60s and ’70s rock ’n’ roll, and soul, and rhythm and blues music that Greg and I have such a passion for,” says Shroyer. Though based in New York, Daughtry is a native Southerner, and during a visit to the area, she discovered Admiral Dance Parties. “She asked us if we’d mind streaming The Admiral every week on the station,” Shroyer explains. He does so with a program he runs through his computer that broadcasts his show to the Ichiban server. The future of that broadcast depends on “whether or not I find another local residency that is exciting and interesting,” Shroyer says. He’s looking into some possibilities but is not yet ready to make an announcement. For now, Cartwright and Shroyer host “In the Box,” a show about 45s, on Asheville FM every Friday from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. And Admiral Dance Parties will bring in the new year — it’s an apt if bittersweet farewell to the long-running event. “Working every Saturday night at The Admiral for the last nine years has been one of the joys of my life,” Shroyer said in a news release. “I have played that gig hundreds of times, and I would do it all over again in a heartbeat. Almost every night has been the most fun dance party ever.” As Zommer puts it, “All that mattered was the music, the momentum, the joy, the release. It is simply irreplaceable.” X
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MIDWINTER ATMOSPHERE Fiddler Jamie Laval brings Celtic Christmas to Asheville and Tryon
LORD OF DANCE, MUSIC AND STORYTELLING: Perennial favorite Celtic fiddler Jamie Laval continues his annual tradition of holiday season performances built upon ancient Celtic traditions. This year’s show is titled “Celtic Christmas: Music and Stories for the Deep Midwinter.” Photo by Jeff Finkelstein
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For several years now, Celtic fiddler Jamie Laval has crafted a special December program for audiences. He presents “Celtic Christmas,” a familyfriendly performance that showcases not only Christmas traditions, but observances of older Pagan rituals centered around the winter solstice. Laval will play a show at Isis Restaurant & Music Hall on Thursday, Dec. 29, and another at the Tryon Fine Arts Center in Tryon on Friday, Dec. 30. Laval won the U.S. National Scottish Fiddle Championship in 2002; that same year, he performed for Queen Elizabeth II and presented the TED Talk “How a Fiddle Tune Can Change the World.” Murmurs and Drones — his third album, released in 2012 —
won the popular vote for the Best World Traditional Album at that year’s Independent Music Awards. Each year, Laval builds his winter program around a theme — for 2016, it’s “Music and Stories for the Deep Midwinter” — and every presentation balances music, dance and storytelling. Laval promises “some really early, almost prehistory legends from the far-out reaches of the British Isles. They have that dark, midwinter atmosphere.” Laval makes sure that every year’s show is different from those he’s done before. Describing the 2016 concerts as “the culmination of several years of labor of love,” he says that the cast for Celtic Christmas is the largest he’s
ever assembled. Rosalind Buda, from Asheville, is featured on bassoon, bagpipes and bombarde (a double-reed instrument closely associated with the Breton peninsula in France). “She’s a sublime poetry reader as well,” says Laval. “Rosalind doesn’t just [recite] the words and the rhymes; she brings a Druidic element” to the poems. Celtic Christmas musicians also include Laval on violin, harp, bagpipes and storytelling, plus Haley Hewitt — a Boston-based graduate of the Royal Conservatoire of Scotland — on Celtic harp. The instrumental quartet is rounded out by 17-year-old classically trained soprano Claire Griffin, who made her professional debut at the Flat Rock Playhouse in the 2015 staging of Chasing Rainbows: The Road to Oz. Laval’s 2016 production will feature an Irish step dancer and four traditional Scottish Highland dancers. In addition to those, Laval’s performers will also put on displays of Breton dancing. The fiddle player explains that Breton dancing requires more participants to execute the movements. Unlike Irish dancing, “it’s not percussive; it’s more of a display type dance,” he says. And unlike Scottish dance, with its colorful tartans, Breton dancers wear
“traditional garb, sort of black-andwhite, really puritanical type of outfits,” Laval says with a laugh. “I’m kind of on a Breton kick right now. I just visited Brittany this summer, and I thought that would be a really nice thing to feature.” There’s a close relationship between Celtic traditions and Appalachian oldtime music, one that helps explain the former’s popularity in America. The music’s “modality and tonality are a direct lineage,” Laval says. “So if a person is exposed to old-time Appalachian music, they’re automatically going to find in the Celtic music a familiar sound, one that resonates with them.” And, on a wider level, the popularity of national touring companies like Celtic Woman, Riverdance and Lord of the Dance have all done much to increase the profile and popularity of Celtic music, dance and storytelling traditions. “When people aren’t ever exposed to something, it seems foreign,” Laval says. “And then they’re not as apt to respond to it immediately. So exposure is essential.” He says that as more and more people become familiar with roots
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music in general, so will the appeal of — and interest in — Celtic traditions. “There are some superstars touring now who have brought Celtic music and old-time music into the more public eye,” Laval says, mentioning Asheville-based Rising Appalachia as one of his favorites. “They’re just tearing it up,” Laval says. “They’re bringing this type of music to a whole new, wider audience.” Laval believes he also understands why Celtic music and stories have become closely associated with the Christmas season: “I think it’s in response to a lot of people’s frustration about the overcommercialization of modern holiday time.” Reacting to the product orientation of the season and the associated glitz, people find Celtic traditions “an antidote to that. They enjoy a more traditional atmosphere, one harking back to days of old.” That valuing of traditions also explains the enduring popularity of sledding, caroling, baking and the exchanging of Christmas cards, Laval believes. Reaching all the way back to pre-Christian traditions in France and the British Isles, “the early Celtic holidays are rooted in nature and a very simple lifestyle,” Laval says. He
notes the popularity of Pagan ideas about being in touch with the forest, the seasons, with the movement of the sun and moon. “I think these are simple values that people enjoy getting back to for a little while during the holidays,” he says. X
WHAT Jamie Laval’s Celtic Christmas: Music and Stories for the Deep Midwinter WHERE Isis Restaurant & Music Hall, 743 Haywood Road, isisasheville.com WHEN Thursday, Dec. 29, 8 p.m. $24 advance/$20 day of show/$12 students with ID WHERE Tryon Fine Arts Center, 34 Melrose Ave., Tryon, tryonarts.org WHEN Friday, Dec. 30, 8 p.m. $24 advance/$20 day of show/$12 students with ID
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United Through Music United Through Music will celebrate all the types of tunes our town has to offer. From the quick rap and slow beats of Mook, to Siren Xo’s ’90s-era R&B, to the fleet guitar picking of Rad & James, the diverse lineup has something for everyone — and that’s the point. In the midst of a country divided, these disparate artists are coming together to prove we’re all united through music. “This show not only sheds light on local artistry but is unbiased in its approach to represent a diverse population,” says Mook. “I am excited to share the same space with creative minds who appreciate the importance of cultivating unity within our community.” Mic Savvy, Blaze III, Marley P and DJ Bionik from New York City will also perform at the showcase at UpCountry Brewing on Friday, Dec. 30, at 9 p.m. $5. upcountrybrewing.com. Photo of Mook by Ty Mo Photography
Futurebirds Futurebirds claim the Southern music capital of Athens, Ga., as their hometown. It was a century-old, repurposed Baptist church, just 20 minutes outside the city, that inspired their latest EP series. The two records, The Portico I and II (the second will be released in the new year), were recorded in the church and named in honor of it. The lead single, “Only Here for Your Love,” embodies the Southern gothic tradition present in both the chapel and Futurebirds’ music. With haunting harmonies, ghostly melodies on synthesized guitars, and the gentle timpani beat, their sound is indie-rock with country soul. Futurebirds will perform at The Grey Eagle on Friday, Dec. 30, at 9 p.m. $12/$15. thegreyeagle.com. Photo by David McClister
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Stuart Ross and the Temp Agency
From a spontaneous jam session during New Orleans’ Jazz Fest in 2012, The Nth Power was formed. Drummer Nikki Glaspie is a renowned pop percussionist who toured with Beyonce for five years (she also recently offered her talents through an IAMAVL tutorial), while the other band members bring years of experience in the funk, soul and blues traditions. The result is an upbeat blend of bass, drums and guitar that captures the epicness of gospel and the soulfulness of funk. The band’s latest release, To Be Free: Live, applies the inherent optimism of The Nth Power to our current political climate and encourages the healing powers of music. The Nth Power brings its soulful sound to The Asheville Music Hall, along with Dynamo, on Thursday, Dec. 29, at 9 p.m. $10/$15. ashevillemusichall.com. Photo courtesy of The Nth Power
Stuart Ross and the Temp Agency’s new album, Wandering in the Wild, is a product of equal parts talent and tenacity. “What’s special about this album is that it has been a do-it-yourself project. We did all of the recording and production ourselves with the help of a Kickstarter campaign,” says frontman and lyricist Ross. The album, which opens with experimental vocals and ringing horns reminiscent of Neutral Milk Hotel, explores Ross’ personal experience of finding himself. It’s a coming-of-age tale told through lyrics to which many listeners can relate. His performance at the Burnsville Town Center is a homecoming show for Ross, who grew up in the Western North Carolina locale. Jake Silver and Ships at a Distance will open the show on Friday, Dec. 30, at 7 p.m. $10/$12. burnsvilletowncenter.com. Photo courtesy of Stuart Ross
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UNIQUELY ASHEVILLE ART: The Green Sage Café on Hendersonville Road is hosting the Uniquely Asheville Art Collection, which features works by professional artist John Haldane. The exhibition highlights the people, places and activities of Asheville while showcasing Haldane’s unique intermingling of photography and digital manipulation. The exhibition opens Tuesday, Jan. 3, and runs until the end of March. For more information, visit haldanecreativeart.com (p. 46)
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ANAM CARA THEATRE 545-3861, anamcaratheatre.com • Through FR (12/30) - Submissions accepted for play proposals for the 20172018 season. Visit the website for full guidelines. • TH (1/5), 6-9pm & SA (1/7), noon-3pm - Open auditions for Pulse, an ensemblecreated musical performance. Contact for full guidelines. Held at Toy Boat Community Art Space, 101 Fairview Road, Suite B ART LEAGUE OF HENDERSON COUNTY 692-9441, artleague.net • Through FR (1/6) - S ubmissions accepted for the annual "Mini Challenge" art show. Contact for full guidelines and fees.
ASHEVILLE AREA ARTS COUNCIL 258-0710, ashevillearts.com • Through WE (2/15) - Submissions accepted for the Asheville Art in the Park Arts & Community Grant application. Contact for full guidelines. Information session: Wednesday, Jan. 18, 5pm. Held at The Refinery, 207 Coxe Ave. BURGER BAR 1 Craven St. • Through SA (12/31) - Open call for artists and teachers who wish to offer free classes to the community on Saturday's from 4-7pm at the Burger Bar. Contact: burgerbar.asheville@gmail.com. CALDWELL ARTS COUNCIL 601 College Ave., SW Lenoir, 754-2486 • Through TU (1/31) - Portfolio submissions accepted for 2018 exhibitions. Information: caldwellarts.com/157-guidelines/CALDWELL.
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254-7046, ashevillesymphony.org • SA (12/31), 8pm - "Joyous New Year," concert featuring Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony featuring the Asheville Symphony Chorus and guest soloists. $22 and up. Held at Thomas Wolfe Auditorium, 87 Haywood St.
❄ ST.
669-6845, urlight.org piano concert. $15.
THEATER THE MAGNETIC THEATRE 375 Depot St., 279-4155 • THURSDAYS through SATURDAYS (1/5) until (1/21), 9pm - "The Great American Strip-Off," burlesque improvisation. $24/$21 advance.
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GALLERY DIRECTORY ❄ AMERICAN FOLK ART AND FRAMING
HICKORY MUSEUM OF ART
64 Biltmore Ave., 281-2134, amerifolk.com
243 3rd Ave., NE Hickory, 327-8576
• Through FR (12/30) - The Wish List
• Through SU (3/5) - Innocent & Ethereal: The
Celebration, group exhibition.
Visionary Work of Paul Lancaster, exhibition.
ASHEVILLE AREA ARTS COUNCIL
• SA (12/17) through SU (4/23) - Woman
258-0710, ashevillearts.com • Through SA (1/7) - Beauty + Function: Ceramic Artists in Western North Carolina, exhibition. Held at The Refinery, 207 Coxe Ave. ASHEVILLE BOOKWORKS 428 1/2 Haywood Road, 255-8444, ashevillebookworks.com • Through TU (2/28) - Let the Good TImes Roll, printmaking exhibition.
Made, exhibition of the works of over 80 women artists. MAHEC EDUCATION CENTER 121 Hendersonville Road, 257-4400, mahec. net • Through TU (1/31) - Painting exhibition by Rich Elwyn and Valerie McGaughey. MORA CONTEMPORARY JEWELRY 9 Walnut St., 575-2294, moracollection.com
ASHEVILLE GALLERY OF ART
• Through SA (12/31) - Exhibition of the jew-
82 Patton Ave., 251-5796, ashevillegallery-of-
elry of Stacey Lane.
art.com • Through SA (12/31) - All Squared Away,
ODYSSEY COOPERATIVE ART GALLERY
exhibition featuring small works by gallery
238 Clingman Ave., 285-9700, facebook.com/
artists.
odysseycoopgallery
BLACK MOUNTAIN CENTER FOR THE ARTS 225 W. State St., Black Mountain, 669-0930, blackmountainarts.org • Through FR (2/17) - Clay Studio exhibit and pottery market featuring the work of 12 local potters.
• Through SA (12/31) - Exhibition of the ceramic art of Anna Koloseike and BlueFire MacMahon. PUSH SKATE SHOP & GALLERY 25 Patton Ave., 225-5509, pushtoyproject.com • Through MO (1/23) - Running From
BUNCOMBE COUNTY PUBLIC LIBRARIES
Madness, a group show curated by Maxx
buncombecounty.org/governing/depts/library
Feist.
• Through FR (12/30) - Exhibition of the watercolor, acrylic and oil paintings of Barbara
RAMP STUDIO GALLERY
Frohmader. Held at West Asheville Library,
821 Riverside Drive
942 Haywood Road
• Through SA (12/31) - We're not who we
CARLTON GALLERY
thought we were, exhibition of the multimedia
10360 Highway 105 S. Banner Elk, 963-4288,
sculpture by Jameid Ferrin.
carltonartgallery.com • Through TU (1/17) - Winter Group and Small Works Exhibition. CRUCIBLE GLASSWORKS 60 Clarks Chapel Road, Weaverville, 645-5660, crucibleglassworks.com • Ongoing - Exhibition of the glass work of Michael Hatch.
SOUTHERN HIGHLAND CRAFT GUILD 298-7928, craftguild.org • Through SU (2/12) - Legacy of Makers and Mentors, exhibition from the University of Georgia members. Held at Folk Art Center, MP 382, Blue Ridge Parkway TRANSYLVANIA COMMUNITY ARTS
FLOOD GALLERY FINE ART CENTER
COUNCIL
2160 US Hwy 70, Swannanoa, 273-3332, flood-
349 S. Caldwell St., Brevard, 884-2787, tcarts.
gallery.org/
org
• Through MO (1/30) - Outsider painting exhi-
• TU (1/3) through FR (1/13) - Transylvania
bition featuring works by Scarlett Swann. GREEN SAGE CAFE SOUTH
Vocational Services art exhibition. Opening reception: Friday, Jan. 6, noon.
1800 Hendersonville Road, Hendersonville
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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 28
BARLEY'S TAPROOM & PIZZERIA Dr. Brown's Team Trivia, 8:30PM
185 KING STREET Vinyl Night, 6:00PM
BLUE MOUNTAIN PIZZA & BREW PUB Open Mic w/ Mark Bumgarner, 7:00PM
5 WALNUT WINE BAR Patrick Fitzsimons & Priscilla Hunt (folk), 5:00PM Les Amis (African folk), 8:00PM
BONFIRE BARBECUE Trivia Funtime w/ Kelsey, 8:00PM
ASHEVILLE GUITAR BAR Brad Hodge & friends (singer-
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12.28 10PM
BURGER BAR Karaoke, 9:00PM BYWATER The Woodshed, 9:00PM CREEKSIDE TAPHOUSE Open mic w/ Roots & friends, 7:00PM CROW & QUILL The Old Rose Duo (ambient rock), 9:00PM DOUBLE CROWN Classic Country w/ DJ David
Wayne Gay, 10:00PM FUNKATORIUM Staves & Strings (bluegrass), 6:30PM GOOD STUFF Jim Hampton & friends perform "Eclectic Country" (jam), 7:00PM GREY EAGLE MUSIC HALL & TAVERN Cary Cooper w/ Chris Rosser & Michael Lille (singer-songwriter), 8:00PM
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CLU B LA N D GRIND CAFE Trivia night, 7:00PM
BARLEY'S TAPROOM & PIZZERIA Alien Music Club (jazz), 9:00PM
HIGH COUNTRY FAIRGROUNDS Woody Wood Wednesdays, 5:30PM
BLACK MOUNTAIN ALE HOUSE Bluegrass Jam w/ The Big Deal Band, 8:00PM
ISIS RESTAURANT AND MUSIC HALL An evening w/ Rhoda Weaver, 7:00PM JACK OF THE WOOD PUB Old-time session, 5:00PM LAZY DIAMOND Killer Karaoke w/ KJ Tim O, 10:00PM LOBSTER TRAP Ben Hovey (dub, jazz), 6:30PM NOBLE KAVA Open mic w/ Caleb Beissert, 9:00PM O.HENRY'S/THE UNDERGROUND "Take the Cake" Karaoke, 10:00PM OFF THE WAGON Piano show, 9:00PM OLIVE OR TWIST 3 Cool Cats (vintage rock), 8:00PM ONE STOP AT ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL What It Is w/ Justin Stanton of Snarky Puppy (funk, jazz), 8:00PM ONE WORLD BREWING John The, 8:00PM PISGAH BREWING COMPANY Campfire Reverends w/ Company News & Fox Medicine, 6:00PM ROOM IX Fuego: Latin night, 9:00PM SANCTUARY BREWING COMPANY Pop Up Kitchen w/ Afternoon Delight, 5:00PM Adoptable Pet Night w/ Brother Wolf Animal Rescue, 6:00PM Karaoke Night, 7:00PM SLY GROG LOUNGE Sound Station open mic (musicians of all backgrounds & skills), 7:30PM THE MOCKING CROW Open Mic w/ Jeremy Indelicato & Susan Bargar, 8:00PM
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THE PHOENIX Jazz night w/ Jason DeCristofaro, 8:00PM
JANUARY LINEUP
THE SOCIAL LOUNGE DJ Phantom Pantone (international soul, R&B), 8:00PM TOWN PUMP Open mic w/ Billy Presnell, 9:00PM
MONDAY: 7-10 Open Mic Jam Session
TRESSA'S DOWNTOWN JAZZ AND BLUES Blues & Soul Jam (blues, soul), 9:00PM
Tuesday: 7-10 Eleanor Underhill Americana/Roots/Fusion
WILD WING CAFE Ashley Heath (acoustic), 7:00PM
Wednesday: 7-10 Soul Magnetics Soul/R&B/Funk
WILD WING CAFE SOUTH Jordan Okrend, 7:00PM
Thursday: 8-11 Brews N’ Blues w/ The Cris Coleman Blues Experience
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 29
Friday: 10-1 Vinyl Night w/ DJ Kilby Saturday: 3-6 Gypsy Guitar Trio Instrumental Jazz Saturday: 9:30-12:30 The WildCard Feel-Good Funky Dance Party
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BURGER BAR Garage/surf rock w/ DJ PAPA Wheelie, 9:00PM CLADDAGH RESTAURANT & PUB Irish Music Thursdays, 7:00PM CROW & QUILL Carolina Catskins (gritty ragtime jazz), 10:00PM DOUBLE CROWN Sonic Satan Stew w/DJ Alien Brain , 10:00PM ELAINE'S DUELING PIANO BAR Dueling Pianos, 9:00PM FOGGY MOUNTAIN BREWPUB Sean Mason and friends (funk, jam), 10:00PM GOOD STUFF An English Place (rock), 6:00PM GREY EAGLE MUSIC HALL & TAVERN CBDB (prog rock, jam), 9:00PM ISIS RESTAURANT AND MUSIC HALL Jamie Laval's Celtic Christmas, 2:30PM An evening w/ Hannah Telle, 6:30PM Jamie Laval's Scottish Solstice Holiday Celebration, 8:00PM JACK OF THE WOOD PUB Bluegrass jam, 7:00PM LAZY DIAMOND Heavy Night w/DJ Butch, 10:00PM LOBSTER TRAP Hank Bones ("man of 1,000 songs"), 6:30PM ODDITORIUM Goth night, 9:00PM OFF THE WAGON Dueling pianos, 9:00PM OLE SHAKEY'S O.S.O.M. Open Mic, 10:00PM OLIVE OR TWIST Michael Filippone's Guest Artist Night, 7:00PM ONE STOP AT ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL Mitch's Totally Rad Trivia Night, 7:00PM ONE WORLD BREWING Berlyn Trio, 8:00PM ORANGE PEEL Mindshapefist w/ Amnesis & Telic (metal, rock), 8:00PM PULP Slice of Life Comedy Open Mic, 9:00PM PACK'S TAVERN Jeff Anders & Jason Whitaker (acoustic rock), 8:00PM
5 WALNUT WINE BAR Pleasure Chest (blues, rock, soul), 8:00PM
PISGAH BREWING COMPANY Phish live webcast, 8:00PM
ALTAMONT THEATRE Honey Be Nice w/ Better Twin, 7:00PM
PURPLE ONION CAFE David Childers & The Serpents (singersongwriter), 8:00PM
ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL Nth Power w/ Dynamo (soul, jazz, funk), 9:00PM
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BONFIRE BARBECUE Social Function, 8:30PM
185 KING STREET LeMasterpiece Music (indie, folk, rock), 8:00PM
ASHEVILLE GUITAR BAR Will Ray & The Space Cooties, 7:00PM
Good Vibe Sundays 6-10 w/ the Dub Kartel Roots/Rock/Reggae
BLUE MOUNTAIN PIZZA & BREW PUB Billy Litz (soul, roots), 7:00PM
ROOM IX Throwback Thursdays (all vinyl set), 9:00PM SANCTUARY BREWING COMPANY Ben Phan (singer-songwriter), 7:00PM
Wed•Dec 28
TOWN PUMP The Paper Crowns, 9:00PM TRAILHEAD RESTAURANT AND BAR Open Cajun & swing jam w/ Steve Burnside, 7:00PM TRESSA'S DOWNTOWN JAZZ AND BLUES Jesse Barry & The Jam (live music, dance), 9:00PM TWISTED LAUREL Karaoke, 8:00PM UPCOUNTRY BREWING COMPANY Hope Griffin w/ Melissa Hyman & Dave Desmelik Songwriter Showcase , 7:00PM
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 30
MARKET PLACE The Sean Mason Trio (groove, jazz, funk), 7:00PM
OFF THE WAGON Dueling pianos, 9:00PM ONE STOP AT ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL Free Dead Fridays w/ members of Phuncle Sam (jam), 5:00PM Whiskey Dixie (rock), 10:00PM ONE WORLD BREWING Copernicus, 9:00PM ORANGE PEEL Papadosio w/ Midnight Snack (prog rock), 9:00PM
5 WALNUT WINE BAR Juan Benavides Trio (Latin, Flamenco), 9:00PM
PISGAH BREWING COMPANY Phish live webcast, 8:00PM
BEN'S TUNE-UP Woody Wood & the Asheville Family Band (acoustic, folk, rock), 7:00PM BLUE MOUNTAIN PIZZA & BREW PUB Acoustic Swing, 7:00PM BURGER BAR Bike Night, 9:00PM BYWATER Calvin Get Down (funk, groove, brass), 9:00PM CORK & KEG One Leg Up (Gypsy jazz, Latin, swing), 8:30PM CREEKSIDE TAPHOUSE Spanky Twang, 7:00PM CROW & QUILL Maggie Valley Band (indie folk), 9:00PM DOUBLE CROWN DJ Greg Cartwright (garage & soul obscurities), 10:00PM ELAINE'S DUELING PIANO BAR Dueling Pianos, 9:00PM FOGGY MOUNTAIN BREWPUB Murmuration (funk, jam), 10:00PM GREY EAGLE MUSIC HALL & TAVERN Futurebirds w/ The High Divers & Alarm Clock Conspiracy (psychedelic, country, rock), 9:00PM
Team Trivia 6-8pm
ODDITORIUM Variety hip hop/rock show, 9:00PM
PACK'S TAVERN DJ MoTo (dance hits, pop), 9:30PM
ATHENA'S CLUB Dave Blair (folk, funk, acoustic), 7:00PM
Tue•Jan 3
O.HENRY'S/THE UNDERGROUND Drag Show, 12:30AM
185 KING STREET DJ DOGG Dance Party, 8:00PM
ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL The Goodies! (rock 'n' roll), 9:00PM
Closed for Holiday
LOBSTER TRAP Calico Moon (Americana), 6:30PM
SALVAGE STATION Freeway Revival, 8:00PM SANCTUARY BREWING COMPANY King Possum (Americana), 8:00PM SCANDALS NIGHTCLUB DJ dance party & drag show, 10:00PM SCARLET'S COUNTRY DANCE CLUB Open Mic night w/ Sam Warner, 8:00PM STONE ROAD RESTAURANT & BAR 3 Cool Cats (vintage rock 'n' roll), 7:30PM THE ADMIRAL Hip-hop dance party w/ DJ Warf, 11:00PM THE BLOCK OFF BILTMORE Jazzy Happy Hours w/ Marilyn Seits Duo, 5:00PM Jordan Okrend, 7:30PM LOOK Fridays Dance Party w/ DJ Audio, 10:00PM THE DUGOUT Landers Effect, 9:00PM THE JOINT NEXT DOOR Laura Blackley (folk), 7:00PM THE MOCKING CROW Trivia and karoke night!, 9:00PM THE MOTHLIGHT The Nude Party w/ Ron Gallo & The All Arounders (rock 'n' roll, rockabilly), 9:30PM THE SOCIAL Steve Moseley (acoustic), 6:00PM THE SOCIAL LOUNGE Ultra Lounge w/ Phantom Pantone, 10:00PM
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JERUSALEM GARDEN Middle Eastern music & bellydancing, 7:00PM
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THE BLOCK OFF BILTMORE Unite! Open Mic Night w/ Highland (sign up @ 7 p.m.), 7:30PM
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JACK OF THE WOOD PUB Matt Townsend & The Wonder of the World (folk, indie, pop rock), 9:00PM
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ISIS RESTAURANT AND MUSIC HALL An Evening w/ Lyric, 7:00PM New Year's Eve Eve CD release party w/ Philo, members of Empire Strikes Brass & Natural Born Leaders, 10:00PM
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THE SOUTHERN Dave Stone (comedy), 8:00PM
ELAINE'S DUELING PIANO BAR Dueling Pianos, 9:00PM
TIGER MOUNTAIN Friday Nite Mash Up w/ B-Boy Evan & Nex Millen, 10:00PM
FOGGY MOUNTAIN BREWPUB New Years Eve Party w/ Hustle Souls (roots, rock), 10:00PM
TOWN PUMP Jimmy & the Jawbones, 9:00PM
GREEN ROOM CAFE & COFFEEHOUSE Deb Bridges & The Groove (jazz, blues, funk), 6:00PM
TRESSA'S DOWNTOWN JAZZ AND BLUES Company Swing (swing, dance), 7:00PM Asheville Blues & Soul All Stars (blues, soul), 10:00PM TWISTED LAUREL Request-powered dance party w/ Phantom Pantone, 10:30PM UPCOUNTRY BREWING COMPANY Hip Hop "Rock the City" Showcase, 9:00PM WHITE HORSE BLACK MOUNTAIN Sam Burchfield (folk), 8:00PM WILD WING CAFE A Social Function (acoustic), 9:00PM ZAMBRA Zambra Jazz Trio, 8:00PM
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 31 5 WALNUT WINE BAR Pleasure Chest (blues, rock, soul), 6:00PM Shake It Like A Caveman (rock 'n' roll), 10:00PM 550 TAVERN & GRILLE New Year's Eve Party w/ Flashback (Motown, R&B, dance), 9:00PM ASHEVILLE GUITAR BAR Asheville Guitar Bar New Year's Eve Jam, 4:00PM ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL Ring in 2017 w/ Grass is Dead, 9:00PM ATHENA'S CLUB Michael Kelley Hunter (blues), 6:30PM AVENUE M New Year's Eve Dance Party, 5:00PM BLACK MOUNTAIN ALE HOUSE New Year's Eve w/ The Get Right Band (funk, rock, reggae), 10:00PM BLUE MOUNTAIN PIZZA & BREW PUB Mark Bumgarner (Americana, bluegrass), 7:00PM BOILER ROOM New Year’s Eve Bash w/ Three Dance Floors, DJ & Drag Show, 8:00PM BURGER BAR Asheville FM 103.3 DJ Night, 9:00PM BUXTON HALL BBQ NYE '17 Modern Masquerade w/ DJ Chef Sarah Cousler, 10:15PM BYWATER NYE Masquerade w/ Window Cat (funk, soul, jazz), 9:00PM CLUB ELEVEN ON GROVE New Year’s Eve Bash w/ Three Dance Floors, DJ & Drag Show, 8:00PM CORK & KEG New Year's Eve w/ Cafe Sho, 8:30PM CREEKSIDE TAPHOUSE Island Bob, 6:00PM Hunter Grigg (singer-songwriter, folk, Americana), 8:00PM The Paper Crowns (indie, folk), 10:00PM CROW & QUILL Firecracker Jazz Band, 9:00PM DOUBLE CROWN Pitter Platter w/ DJ Big Smidge, 10:00PM
GREY EAGLE MUSIC HALL & TAVERN Yo Mama's Big Fat Booty Band & The Broadcast (rock, funk, soul), 9:00PM HIGHLAND BREWING COMPANY Murmuration (groove, rock), 7:00PM ISIS RESTAURANT AND MUSIC HALL New Years Eve w/ The Honeycutters & Jon Stickley Trio, 8:30PM JACK OF THE WOOD PUB New Year's Eve celebration w/ Woody Wood & The Family Band (rock, Appalachian soul), 9:00PM JERUSALEM GARDEN Middle Eastern music & bellydancing, 7:00PM K LOUNGE Phantom Pantone DJ Collective, 10:00PM LAZY DIAMOND Sonic Satan Stew w/ DJ Alien Brain, 10:00PM LOBSTER TRAP Sean Mason Trio (jazz), 6:30PM MG ROAD DJ Lil Meow Meow, 10:00PM MARKET PLACE DJs (funk, R&B), 7:00PM NEW MOUNTAIN THEATER/ AMPHITHEATER New Year's Masquerade w/ Push/Pull, Empire Strikes Brass & more, 9:00PM ODDITORIUM NYE Celebration w/ Zin Vetro, Morbids & Fasion Bath (rock, punk), 9:00PM OFF THE WAGON Dueling pianos, 9:00PM OLIVE OR TWIST New Year's Eve Gala w/ 3 Cool Cats, Paula Hanke and DJ, 8:00PM ONE STOP AT ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL Vinyl Time Travelers New Years Eve Party, 10:00PM ONE WORLD BREWING 3rd Annual NYE 1920s Prohibition Party w/ DJ Coach K, 9:00PM ORANGE PEEL GZA [CANCELLED], 9:00PM New year's Eve w/ Talib Kweli, RBTS WIN & Mike L!VE (hip hop), 9:00PM OSKAR BLUES BREWERY Oskar Blues New Years Hootenanny w/ Southern Culture on the Skids, Jonny Fritz & Pretty Little Goat, 7:00PM PACK'S TAVERN New Year's Eve Celebration w/ The Big Deal Band (bluegrass/covers) & DJ MOTO (dance hits, pop), 9:30PM PISGAH BREWING COMPANY Phuncle Sam's Free NYE, 9:30PM PURPLE ONION CAFE The Shana Blake Band (funk, R&B, rock), 8:00PM ROOM IX Open dance night, 9:00PM SALVAGE STATION New Year's Eve Bash w/ Laura Reed, Santos Glocal Soul & more, 7:00PM
SANCTUARY BREWING COMPANY Yoga w/ Cats with Blue Ridge Humane Society, 10:00AM New Year's Eve w/ The Stipe Brothers, 8:00PM SCANDALS NIGHTCLUB New Year’s Eve Bash w/ Three Dance Floors, DJ & Drag Show, 8:00PM SCARLET'S COUNTRY DANCE CLUB New year's Eve Red Carpet Gala w/ The Dixie Devils Band (Southern rock, country), 8:00PM THE BLOCK OFF BILTMORE One Love NYE Party! w/ ReggaeInfinity, 8:00PM Salsa w/ DJ Malinalli & DJ Audio, 11:00PM THE DUGOUT New Years Dance Party, 9:00PM THE JOINT NEXT DOOR NYE w/ Laura Thurston, Brother West and Upland Drive., 8:00PM THE MOTHLIGHT New Year's Eve Party: "The Traveling Wilburys Vol. 2" & Tom Petty (Traveling Wilburys, Tom Petty tribute), 9:00PM THE RIDGE AT NEW MOUNTAIN AVL New Year's Masquerade w/ Push/Pull, Empire Strikes Brass & more, 9:00PM THE SOCIAL LOUNGE DJ Ryan G, 9:00PM THE SUMMIT AT NEW MOUNTAIN AVL New Year's Masquerade w/ Push/Pull, Empire Strikes Brass & more, 9:00PM THOMAS WOLFE AUDITORIUM Asheville Symphony: Joyous New Year, 8:00PM TRESSA'S DOWNTOWN JAZZ AND BLUES The King Zeros (delta blues), 7:30PM Tressa's Annual New Year's Eve Bash featuring Jesse Barry & The Jam (blues, dance), 8:00PM TWISTED LAUREL DJ Phantom Pantone, 11:00PM UPCOUNTRY BREWING COMPANY SupaTight's Funky New Years Show, 9:00PM WHITE HORSE BLACK MOUNTAIN New year's Eve Party w/ The Virginia Slims, Vollie Mckenzie & His Western Wildcats, 9:00PM WILD WING CAFE Karaoke, 9:00PM WXYZ LOUNGE AT ALOFT HOTEL DJ Phantom Pantone, 8:00PM ZAMBRA Zambra Jazz Trio, 8:00PM
SUNDAY, JANUARY 1 ASHEVILLE GUITAR BAR Guitar Bar Jam Sunday, 3:30PM BEN'S TUNE-UP Dub Kartel (reggae, dub), 6:00PM FLOOD GALLERY True home open mic (sign-up @ 7 p.m.), 7:30PM GREY EAGLE MUSIC HALL & TAVERN Alexa Rose w/ The Maggie Valley Band & Ashley Heath (folk, Americana, singer-songwriter), 8:00PM
ONE STOP AT ASHEVILLE MUSIC HALL Bluegrass Bunch w/ Aaron Woody Wood, 11:00AM
12/29 - Hope Griffin, Melissa Hyman, Dave Desmelik, 7pm 12/30 - Hip Hop Showcase, 9pm (7 acts)
PISGAH BREWING COMPANY Phuncle Sam's 2017 Hangover Party, 4:00PM THE IMPERIAL LIFE DJ Phantom Pantone (french pop, disco house), 9:30PM
MONDAY, JANUARY 2 ASHEVILLE GUITAR BAR Classical Guitar Mondays, 7:00PM GOOD STUFF Songwriter's Open mic, 7:30PM
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THE MAGNETIC THEATRE The Great American Strip-Off, (burlesque), 9:00PM
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OSKAR BLUES BREWERY You Knew Me When (indie, folk), 6:00PM
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Denzel Washington and Viola Davis knock it out of the park in Washington’s adaptation of August Wilson’s Fences.
Fences
HHHH DIRECTOR: Denzel Washington PLAYERS: Denzel Washington, Viola Davis, Stephen Henderson, Jovan Adepo, Russell Hornsby, Mykelti Williamson, Saniyya Sidney DRAMA RATED PG-13 THE STORY: A bitter man tortured by thwarted ambitions and crushing responsibilities slowly alienates
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everyone he loves against a backdrop of the African-American experience in 1950s Pittsburgh. THE LOWDOWN: A distinctly theatrical adaptation of the classic August Wilson play showcases Denzel Washington and Viola Davis’ remarkable talents as thespians while adhering just a little too closely to its source material’s staging.
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Based on the August Wilson stage play of the same name as well as a screenplay penned by Wilson before his death, what works about Denzel Washington’s filmic adaptation of Fences is essentially what worked on the stage. This is to be expected, as the play is an uncontested classic, and Washington starred in more than 100 performances during its 2010 revival. So, if it ain’t broke, why
M A X R AT I N G fix it? Washington’s production is theatrical to a fault, taking place within the confines of a small handful of sets that constrain the action and provide a distinctly limited proscenium within which it establishes a collection of staggeringly well-rounded characterizations. Fences is a moving work that prioritizes people over plot, generating conflict on a very human scale that belies the story’s scope and significance. Wilson’s work is focused on both place and race, with most of his noteworthy plays exploring the AfricanAmerican experience in his native Pittsburgh throughout the decades. Fences is a high-water mark within the context of an illustrious career, garnering critical praise, multiple Tony Awards and a Pulitzer Prize during its original 1987 stage run. This success was achieved largely on the basis of Fences’ belligerent protagonist Troy Maxson, an illiterate garbage man and former Negro League baseball star pining for long-lost glory days while slowly self-destructing in 1950s Pittsburgh. Maxson is a study in contradictions, a meaty role that won James Earl Jones a Tony in the play’s run in the ’80s and gives Washington ample opportunity to showcase his skill at dominating a scene. Maxson is a profoundly flawed human being who still manages to maintain relatability even in his worst moments, a saving grace in a film that can often feel frustratingly claustrophobic. Maxson’s bad moments do indeed get pretty awful, particularly the mistreatment of his long suffering wife Rose (Viola Davis) and struggling sons Cory (Jovan Adepo) and Lyons (Russell Hornsby). Davis steals a number of scenes from Washington — no easy feat in this film — inducing the audience to empathize with Rose as she, against her better judgement (as well as our own), stands by Maxson though years of instability, philandering and abuse. It’s a delicately nuanced role that requires a deft touch, and Davis delivers at every turn. Less noteworthy are Adepo
and Hornsby, who play their roles with competence but never transcend the source material’s inherent attachment to its staged antecedents. This is a story rooted in character first and foremost, and plot summary does it little justice. The shadow of Washington’s Maxson looms large over the proceedings, but it’s in the climactic moments of quiet reflection capping the third act that the characters who have felt the impact of the play’s antihero attest to his influence by virtue of its absence. The level of staginess that Washington’s direction evokes is both a strength and a shortcoming, foregrounding its cast’s performances and giving them ample real estate within which to render their characters. While this very sense of artifice hinders the film at times, it also allows Washington and Davis the time and space necessary to deliver two of the year’s most impressive turns. The emotional affectiveness of Fences is rooted in Maxson’s tragic fallibility, and Washington renders this character’s deficiencies with such depth and believability that it’s difficult to avoid a visceral reaction to his behavior. This capacity to inspire understanding for an often detestable character is possibly the greatest virtue of both the source play and its cinematic adaptation, and Washington, to his credit, has chosen to emphasize the emotional development of his characters overindulging in any flashy filmic flourishes. Some may be turned off by the film’s oppressively defined stylistic borders, but few will be able to avoid the story’s very personal portrayal of events, suggesting much larger societal currents, and its stars’ magnetically engaging performances. Many of us have a Troy Maxson in our respective families or know someone very much like him, but it takes a true work of art to peel back the layers of resentment and display the all-too-human heart beating within. Washington, by way of Wilson, has crafted an admirably humanist statement that does justice to a meaningful and important story. Rated PG-13 for thematic elements, language and some suggestive references. Now Playing at Regal Biltmore Grande, UA Beacatcher, Epic of Hendersonville. REVIEWED BY SCOTT DOUGLAS JSDOUGLAS22@GMAIL.COM
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DIRECTOR: Justin Kurzel PLAYERS: Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, Jeremy Irons, Brendan Gleeson, Charlotte Rampling, Michael K. Williams ACTION ADVENTURE RATED PG-13 THE STORY: A death row convict becomes ensnared in an ancient conflict between two warring factions when he is revealed to be the genetic heir to a long line of assassins whose actions over the centuries have preserved humanity’s capacity for free will. THE LOWDOWN: Not a great film by any stretch, but far better than most video game adaptations by virtue of its stellar cast and its engaging — if thoroughly convoluted —
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mythology. Video game adaptations are tricky prospects, which is why so few of them are any good. Taking the volitional aspect out of an interactive experience essentially strips the enterprise of its stated purpose, and the vast majority of films based on games are starting off at a significant disadvantage in comparison to the original (or even literary adaptations). It’s difficult for any filmmaker to craft a compelling story from a narrative world that was intended to be more or less open-ended, and it’s even more complicated to develop engaging characters on the basis of avatars that were designed to be little more than objects of psychological projection for individual gamers. One need go no further back than this summer’s dismal Warcraft for a case in point of the myriad deficiencies inherent to the form, but the history of the subgenre is replete with abject failures. So ... it’s with a considerable degree of disbelief that I’m able to say Assassin’s Creed isn’t completely awful. In fact, I’d go so far as to say it’s a pretty watchable film when taken on its own terms. 2016 was a particularly difficult year for Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard, the former having disappointed egregiously with The Light Between Oceans and the latter having fallen similarly short of my expectations in last month’s Allied. I certainly didn’t expect Assassin’s Creed to do them any favors — and it doesn’t. However, they both seem to take the enterprise more seriously than the source material should warrant and manage to deliver admirable performances even though they may not have much to work with in terms of character. They are ably supported by such talented performers as Jeremy Irons, Brendan Gleeson, Michael Kenneth Williams and Charlotte Rampling. (For those taken in by the recent hoax regarding Irons’ alleged death, rest assured the actor is very much alive and has avoided the dubious fate of Raúl Juliá, whose last role was the unfortunate 1994 video game adaptation Street Fighter.) What drew such a competent cast to a film of this ilk we may never know, but they manage to make the film significantly more interesting than it has any right to be. Director Justin Kurzel, having previously directed Cotillard and Fassbender in last year’s Macbeth, was never in any danger of dragging Shakespeare into the world of video game blockbusters. He has, however,
mastered the questionable craft of the 3D spectacle. Yes, it comes across a bit like watching someone else play a video game, the dialogue strains credulity, character arcs are practically nonexistent and the entire premise is poorly conceived. But the byzantine mythology of the game franchise contributes an air of depth typically absent from such films, even if that depth seems largely illusory when probed too deeply. While the ending comes across as something of an anti-climax and the structure bears some distinct and largely avoidable problems, the set pieces are visually interesting enough to maintain audience engagement. It’s a mess, but it’s certainly not boring. So what if the basis of the conflict is some poorly defined quest — on the part of a shadowy pseudo-Masonic organization with a laughably ahistorical connection to the Knights Templar — to strip humanity of its capacity for free will? Who cares if the MacGuffin is some sort of antediluvian genetic material ostensibly guarded since the distant past by people who should rationally have had no concept of genetics in the first place? Audiences harboring some interest in this film probably aren’t looking for a great epic of historical fiction — or even a coherent narrative. They’re looking for a fast-paced action extravaganza with a touch more significance than the average video game movie. On that level, Assassin’s Creed kills it. Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, thematic elements and brief strong language. Now Playing at Carmike 10, Regal Biltmore Grande, UA Beaucatcher, Epic of Hendersonville. REVIEWED BY SCOTT DOUGLAS JSDOUGLAS22@GMAIL.COM
La La Land
HHHH DIRECTOR: Damien Chazelle (Whiplash) PLAYERS: Emma Stone, Ryan
As a simple drama, La La Land works well. The biggest problem with the film is really its main draw: the musical aspect. Gosling, Rosemarie Dewitt, John Legend, J.K. Simmons MUSICAL RATED PG-13 THE STORY: Two dreamers with goals of making it in LA become entangled, struggling to make their dreams come true on their own terms. THE LOWDOWN: With engaging leads, the film mostly works, faltering when its main selling point (the musical numbers) are a bit of a letdown. It’s time for the semi-annual holiday musical extravaganza, which is how Damien Chazelle’s La La Land is being pitched to the world. A supposed throwback to old jazz and ’50s musicals (complete with an old-fashioned Warner Brothers logo), La La Land wears these influences proudly, at least for a bit. For a movie with a trailer that purports it to be a modernday all-singing, all-dancing spectacle, the film forgets its pedigree — or perhaps its vision — for long stints. There’s a stretch over the last half to third of the movie where I (and the movie) forgot this was supposed to be a musical. This was quickly followed by a sense of relief as I started to real-
ize how much stronger the film is on its own merits as a character drama shorn of musical bits that unfortunately feel gimmicky. Chazelle’s film is a story not only of Los Angeles, but of the people who end up there chasing their dreams. On one end is Sebastian (Ryan Gosling), an unhealthily obsessed jazz fan who can’t keep a job but wants nothing more than to open an old-fashioned jazz club. At the same time, there’s Mia (Emma Stone), a barista toiling away while she tries to become an actress. The two — after some difficulties mostly due to Sebastian’s offputting nature — become entangled, and the film becomes a story of them not only supporting the purity of each other’s visions but the price chasing these ideals can cost. Chazelle is able to look at these two people in a fully formed manner, even if he gets stuck in the trap of Hollywood insider in-jokes, something that eventually (and thankfully) fades away. It helps that Gosling and Stone have enough charm to make you care (or at least pay attention). As a simple drama, La La Land works well. The biggest problem with the film is really its main draw:
the musical aspect. I should mention that the specific type of musical La La Land is peddling isn’t one I normally warm up to. It’s a little too show-tune for my tastes, and La La Land doesn’t help its case by being pure pastiche. It’s all stylish enough, with Chazelle whipping the camera around, but there’s nothing here that really pushes past simple nostalgia. Also not helping things are the foundational issues within the movie. As soon as it ended, I couldn’t remember a single song — the greatest sin any musical can commit. On top of that, Gosling doesn’t have the skill set for this kind of movie. His singing is weirdly muted and his dancing is stiff, careful and not very natural. Stone fares better, but she doesn’t exactly blow the doors off the thing, and there’s not a scene or a dance number that stands out in my mind. Luckily, the rest of the film and its characters are engaging enough to make the film work. Just don’t expect the rebirth of the musical. Rated PG-13 for some language. Now Playing at The Fine Arts and Regal Biltmore Grande. REVIEWED BY JUSTIN SOUTHER JSOUTHER@MOUNTAINX.COM
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Passengers HS
DIRECTOR: Morten Tyldum PLAYERS: Chris Pratt, Jennifer Lawrence, Michael Sheen, Laurence Fishburne DRAMA RATED PG-13 THE STORY: A space vessel bound for a colony planet malfunctions, waking one of its passengers from suspended animation too early. He then proceeds to make decisions that are both heroic and reprehensible. THE LOWDOWN: Even the appeal of two generally charismatic lead actors can’t redeem the tedious snoozefest and highly questionable moral compass. There’s a certain irony to the fact that a film about unexpected failures falls prey to unexpected failures itself. I suppose I should’ve realized, given the studio’s relentless marketing push in the weeks leading up to the release of Passengers, that somebody knew they had a turkey on their hands. But, all foresight aside, I’m a sucker for high-concept sci-fi and find Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt relatively unobjectionable, so I went into this one with reasonably high hopes. Those hopes were unequivocally dashed almost immediately. It may be true that, in space, nobody can hear you scream. But, in a sparsely populated space movie, everyone can see just how bad you suck. A great deal can be said about the psychological implications of Passengers’ stripped-down setup — none of it good. When a meteor strike disrupts the functions of what amounts to an intergalactic cruise liner, Pratt is awakened from suspended animation 90 years too soon, meaning he’ll die long before the ship ever reaches its destination. Rather than endure his isolation or take his own life, he decides to awaken a companion, settling on Lawrence after some extensive stalking of his slumbering shipmates. The moral implications of his act — forcing an innocent woman to share his fate without her consent — are indeed addressed in the
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script. Unfortunately, the film comes down on the side of the “I couldn’t help it” rationalization, almost as if Fritz Lang’s M had decided Peter Lorre’s child murderer wasn’t such a bad guy, he just couldn’t control his creepier impulses. This is a logical fallacy that is almost impossible to overlook, and the ways in which the film makes excuses for its purported protagonist are staggeringly tone deaf. Pratt wakes up Lawrence and proceeds to seduce her — a “Reverse Cosby,” if you will — while the two try to figure out how to re-enter hibernation or wake up the ship’s crew since the technical systems keeping everyone alive are starting to fail. Even if you were to overlook the incomprehensibly odious actions taken by Pratt’s character, you’re left with two glaring logistical problems. First of all, the plot doesn’t make a hell of a lot of sense. Secondly, Pratt and Lawrence are essentially tasked with carrying a two-hour movie on their own, a challenge they’re not quite up to pulling off. Weak performances aside, director Morten Tyldum has delivered a particularly tepid and derivative piece of work. It’s as though he was trying to rip off both 2001 and Alien, but only managed to steal from 2010 and Alien: Resurrection. When Laurence Fishburne shows up near the end of the second act, I found myself thinking the only way this movie might still prove enjoyable would be if it turned into an unofficial Event Horizon sequel and Sam Neal was hiding around the corner waiting to drag Pratt and Lawrence to astronaut hell. Unfortunately, this was not the case. Audiences in the market for a intelligent space-related scifi would be better-served catching the exemplary Arrival, which should still be hanging around theaters at this point. All others would be welladvised to pass on Passengers. Rated PG-13 for sexuality, nudity and action/peril. Now Playing at Carmike 10, Carolina Cinemark, Regal Biltmore Grande, Epic of Hendersonville. REVIEWED BY SCOTT DOUGLAS JSDOUGLAS22@GMAIL.COM
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ent here other than perhaps the oddity of McConaughey singing a few lines of “Call Me Maybe.” Nick Kroll’s gregarious German dancing pig stands out due to his charismatic dance skills, while Seth
DIRECTOR: Garth Jennings
MacFarlane’s version of “My Way”
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THE STORY: Anthropomorphic animals voiced by various Hollywood talent compete for fortune and fame during an attempt to save a failing theater from foreclosure.
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THE LOWDOWN: Bits of 45 popular songs from the 1940s to the present may make audiences smile, but there is little new or notable here. Early in Sing, a minor anthropomorphic character voiced by John C. Riley asks, “A singing competition? Who wants that?” If the answer is you, the film is an adequate — yet ultimately forgettable — animated family-friendly product that is not as annoying as the trailer would have you believe. The story follows a koala, Buster Moon (Matthew McConaughey, thankfully not attempting an Australian accent), attempting to save his beloved theater from foreclosure by hosting a singing contest which will net the winner $100,000. Various species belt out popular songs before five finalists are selected, each with their own reasons for wanting to achieve fame and fortune. Housewife Rosita (Reese Witherspoon) craves recognition beyond devotion to her oblivious piggy family. Porcupine rocker Ash (Scarlett Johansson) wants to impress her incredulous boyfriend. Pipsqueak mouse Mike (Seth MacFarlane) needs to pay off mounting gambling debts. Sensitive gorilla Johnny (Taron Egerton) hopes to escape his criminal past, and shy teenage elephant Meena (Tori Kelly) yearns to make her family proud through her vocal gifts. Snippets of 45 radio-friendly hits from the 1940s to today are belted out before it’s all over, but none are particularly impressive in terms of how they are presented. Music legend Stevie Wonder and newcomer Ariana Grande contribute one shared tune over the credits, but there is not much else new or differ-
inal output from Disney should the animation and kid-friendly humor of the Despicable Me movies, also produced by Illumination Entertainment. Those taking that advice might tap their toes to the music (as the family sitting behind me did), but ultimately Sing is little more than a truncated animal karaoke version of “American Idol” or “The X Factor” — minus any mean-spirited analysis of the talent. There is no a great moral or important lesson to be gleaned from the proceedings other than the generic be-true-to-your-voice sentiment, but there are some catchy tunes from the voice actors attempting the songs. Preteens may enjoy the music; any adults along for the ride will not be insulted; and both groups will probably giggle at the inoffensive sight gags and singular fart joke. Beyond that, Sing is pretty much singing animals blandly interpreting radio-friendly songs. If you like that sort of thing, you will get what you pay for. If you want anything more original, go see Disney’s Moana instead. Rated PG for some rude humor and mild peril. Now Playing at Carmike 10, Carolina Cinemark, Epic Theaters of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande
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LEARN BY DOING: Students from Asheville School of Film’s most recent Intro to Filmmaking class prepare a shot for their short film. Photo by Amanda Bates • Swannanoa Studios hosts a screening of Heima on Friday, Dec. 30, at 7 p.m. The documentary is the Icelandic band Sigur Rós’ first film, culled from footage taken over two weeks in 2006 when the group embarked upon a series of free, unannounced concerts in their home country. Venues from the tour include ghost towns, outsider art shrines, national parks, small community halls, the highland wilderness and a Reykjavik show that became the largest gig in Iceland’s history. A $2 suggested donation includes free popcorn. Please bring your own beverages. facebook.com/swannanoastudios • Local film historian Frank Thompson brings back his monthly Directors’ Appreciation Night series on Sunday, Jan. 1, from 4 to 6 p.m. at Asheville School of Film. The work of Sam Peckinpah will be the afternoon’s focal point. The seminar costs $20, and spots may be reserved online. ashevilleschooloffilm.com • Registration is open for Asheville School of Film’s first courses of 2017. The semesterlong After School Film Class for teens meets Wednesdays from 4 to 6:30 p.m. starting Jan. 4, and covers a range of filmmaking topics. The cost is $175 per month. The eightweek Introduction to Filmmaking program meets Thursdays from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. beginning Jan. 5. The crash course teaches students the basic principles of filmmaking as they
work together to shoot a short, highquality HD digital film, which will be screened in a local theater for family and friends. Full course tuition is $595. Intermediate Filmmaking: PreProduction and Production runs eight weeks, meeting each Wednesday from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. starting Jan. 4. The course will focus on pre-production, including story pitches, screenwriting, location scouting, actor casting, storyboard creation and shot lists, as well as production of two short films up to the completion of principal photography. Prior completion of Intro to Filmmaking or comparable experience is required. The cost is $595, but returning students receive a 20 percent discount. The eight-week Introduction to Screenwriting course convenes Tuesdays from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. starting Jan. 10. Instructor and awardwinning screenwriter Andrew Shearer will guide students through the basics of screenwriting while they work to complete an original short script. The cost is $525. Intermediate Screenwriting also runs eight weeks, meeting Mondays from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. starting Jan. 9. The more detailed class allows students to develop a feature screenplay and/or continue to refine techniques and skills used in screenwriting. Tuition is $525, with returning students qualifying for a 20 percent discount. Register for all classes online. ashevilleschooloffilm.com X
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Why Him? HHH
DIRECTOR: John Hamburg PLAYERS: James Franco, Bryan Cranston, Zoey Deutch, Megan Mullally, Griffin Gluck, Keegan-Michael Key, Adam Devine, Zack Pearlman, Casey Wilson, Cedric the Entertainer. COMEDY RATED R THE STORY: A man with a failing printing company is appalled to learn his daughter has begun dating an oafish internet mogul while at college in California.
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Fahrenheit 451 HHHS DIRECTOR: François Truffaut PLAYERS: Oskar Werner, Julie Christie, Cyril Cusack, Anton Diffring, Jeremy Spenser, Bee Duffell DRAMA Rated NR François Truffaut stepped significantly outside his comfort zone when he undertook this adaptation of Ray Bradbury’s classic dystopian novel in 1966. It was Truffaut’s first film shot in color and in a studio, first English language film and first shot outside of his native France. It was also the first of the Nouvelle Vague auteur’s films to meet with critical derision, having been famously panned on its release by Pauline Kael. While I don’t quite share Ms. Kael’s sense of entitled disappointment in Truffaut, or even the filmmaker’s own disdain for the film, I will say that it’s possibly his most uneven work and certainly could have been better. Still, it’s an interesting film if only for the novelty of watching Truffaut attempt to make something at once commercial and transgressive, yet falling short of the mark on both counts. Perhaps he intended to make some sort of subtextual statement by directing a film about the importance of books that’s so clearly inferior to the book on which it’s based. Whatever the motivation behind the film or the reasons for its self-evident deficiencies, bad Truffaut’s still better than what passes for good from most filmmakers, and Fahrenheit 451 is no exception. Classic World Cinema by Courtyard Gallery will present Fahrenheit 451 on Friday, Dec. 30, at 8 p.m. at Flood Gallery Fine Art Center, 2160 Hwy 70, Swannanoa.
THE LOWDOWN: Better than it has any right to be due to the strong comedic performances from a talented cast that elevates the material it was given.
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I walked into Why Him? asking myself,“Why me?” I like Bryan Cranston and James Franco as much as the next guy, and I’m always looking for a good dose of Christmas counterprogramming to balance out the saccharinity of the season. But the prospect of nearly two hours of scatological bro-humor with a weak premise that functions something like Father of the Bride or Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner meets a less literate “Silicon Valley” inspired precipitously low expectations. So imagine my surprise when I left the theater voicing a resounding, “Why not?” True, the film’s tech industry satire is nowhere near as prescient as what Mike Judge has been putting out these days — but realistically, what is? This is a film that favors farce over facsimile, with Franco’s lovable-loser persona often straining credulity as an utterly unrestrained id playing off Cranston’s thoroughly repressed superego. This setup predates cinema significantly, tracing its roots back to vaudeville and beyond, so don’t expect a work of groundbreaking originality here. Where Why Him? succeeds is in the exemplary performances from its two leads, the strong supporting turns and a script that’s funnier than it has any right to be. Cranston plays his role, the beleaguered owner of a printing company, straight for the most part, imbuing his interactions with Franco’s tech sector millionaire with pathos and relatability as they clash over the latter’s marital intentions toward the former’s daughter. Zoey Deutch functions as the object of this conflict (and not much else), but she makes the most of an underwrit-
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ten ingenue role with a bit of help from Megan Mullally. It’s a strong ensemble squeezing every last drop of comedy out of a trite setup, and the results are passably diverting if not overwhelmingly noteworthy. Writer-director John Hamburg is thankfully veering closer to his work on Zoolander and Meet the Parents than Zoolander 2 or Little Fockers, turning in a comedy that makes up for its distinct lack of novelty with some effective sight gags as well as pacing that masks the jokes which don’t work by following them up with ones that do. While the Marx Brothers perfected that particular technique, Him bears broader influences that also do it justice — including the best Pink Panther reference I’ve seen in contemporary cinema. It’s an uneven film in no uncertain terms, but I can safely say it definitely has its moments. There are some genuinely chuckleworthy aspects of Why Him?, although its appeal will be limited by demographic demarcations and your respective acceptance of Franco’s comedic persona, which more or less drives the film. It’s certainly not awards bait, but that’s a quality I genuinely appreciate around this time of year. Yes, better films have been made, but I can’t think of a funnier one playing in theaters currently. If you’ve had enough of your family and
want to pass a couple of hours in the company of some characters who are only fictitiously terrible, Why Him? might be the ticket. Rated R for strong language and sexual material throughout . Now Playing at Carmike 10, Carolina Cinemark, Regal Biltmore Grande, UA Beaucatcher, Epic of Hendersonville. REVIEWED BY SCOTT DOUGLAS JSDOUGLAS22@GMAIL.COM
FILM FLOOD GALLERY FINE ART CENTER 2160 US Hwy 70, Swannanoa, 273-3332, floodgallery.org/ • FR (12/30), 8-10pm - Fahrenheit 451, foreign film viewing. Free. THE BLOCK OFF BILTMORE 39 South Market St., 254-9277, theblockoffbiltmore.com • WE (12/28), 7pm - Hell’s Hot Breath: Galway Kinnell at Black Mountain College, movie screening and discussion with Laura Hope Gill. Free to attend. TRYON FINE ARTS CENTER 34 Melrose Ave., Tryon, 859-8322, tryonarts.org • TU (1/3), 7pm - TFAC Film Series: Eat Drink Man Woman. $6.
FREEWILL ASTROLOGY ARIES (March 21-April 19): Donatello was a renowned Italian sculptor. His favorite piece was “Lo Zuccone,” a marble statue of the Biblical prophet Habakkuk. As Donatello carved his work-in-progress, he addressed it. “Speak, damn you! Talk to me,” he was heard to say on more than a few occasions. Did the stone respond? Judging from the beauty of the final product, I’d have to say yes. One art critic testified that “Lo Zuccone” is a “sublimely harrowing” tour de force, a triumph of “forceful expression,” and “one of the most important marble sculptures of the 15th century.” I suspect you will have Donatello-like powers of conversation in 2017, Aries. If anyone can communicate creatively with stones — and rivers and trees and animals and spirits and complicated humans, for that matter — it’ll be you. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): According to Japanese novelist Haruki Murakami, “A certain type of perfection can only be realized through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect.” Let’s amend that thought so it’s exactly suitable for your use in 2017. Here’s the new, Taurus-specific version: “A messy, practical, beautiful type of perfection can be realized through a patient, faithful, dogged accumulation of the imperfect.” To live up to the promise of this motto, make damn good use of every partial success. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Gemini gymnast Marisa Dick has created a signature move that has never been used by any other gymnast. To start her routine, she leaps up off a springboard and lands on the balance beam doing a full split. The technical term for this bold maneuver is “a change-leg leap to free-cross split sit,” although its informal name is “The Dick Move.” The International Federation of Gymnastics has certified it in its Code of Points, so it’s official. During the coming months, I expect that you will also produce one-of-a-kind innovations in your own sphere. CANCER (June 21-July 22): I hope you will be as well-grounded in 2017 as you have ever been — maybe even since your past life as a farmer. I trust you will go a long way toward mastering the arts of being earthy, practical, and stable. To do this right, however, you should also work on a seemingly paradoxical task: cultivating a vigorous and daring imagination — as perhaps you did in one of your other past lives as an artist. In other words, your ability to succeed in the material world will thrive as you nurture your relationship with fantasy realms — and vice versa. If you want to be the boss of reality, dream big and wild — and vice versa. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Even if you don’t think of yourself as an artist, you are always working on a major art project: yourself. You may underestimate the creativity you call on as you shape the raw material of your experience into an epic story. Luckily, I’m here to impress upon you the power and the glory of this heroic effort. Is there anything more important? Not for you Leos. And I trust that in 2017 you will take your craftsmanship to the highest level ever. Keep this advice from author Nathan W. Morris in mind: “Edit your life frequently and ruthlessly. It’s your masterpiece, after all.” VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): French painter Henri Matisse (1869-1954) turned out to be one of the supremely influential artists of the 20th century. But he was still struggling to make a living well into his thirties. The public’s apathy toward his work demoralized him. At one point, he visited his dealer to reclaim one of his unsold paintings. It was time to give up on it, he felt, to take it off the market. But when he arrived at the gallery, his dealer informed him that it had finally been bought — and not by just any art collector, either. Its new owner was Pablo Picasso, an artist whom Matisse revered. I think it’s quite possible you will have comparable experiences in 2017, Virgo. Therefore: Don’t give up on yourself!
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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “The self in exile remains the self, as a bell unstruck for years is still a bell,” writes poet Jane Hirshfield. I suspect that these words are important for you to hear as you prepare for 2017. My sense is that in the past few months, your true self has been making its way back to the heart of life after a time of wandering on the outskirts. Any day now, a long-silent bell will start ringing to herald your full return. Welcome home! SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In accordance with your astrological omens for 2017, I’ve taken a poem that Shel Silverstein wrote for kids and made it into your horoscope. It’ll serve as a light-hearted emblem of a challenging but fun task you should attend to in the coming months. Here it is: “I’ve never washed my shadow out in all the time I’ve had it. It was absolutely filthy I supposed, so I peeled it off the wall where it was leaning and stuck it in the washtub with the clothes. I put in soap and bleach and stuff. I let it soak for hours. I wrung it out and hung it out to dry. And whoever would have thunk that it would have gone and shrunk, for now it’s so much littler than I.” SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Walk your wisdom walk in 2017, Sagittarius. Excite us with your wisdom songs and gaze out at our broken reality with your wisdom eyes. Play your wisdom tricks and crack your wisdom jokes and erupt with your wisdom cures. The world needs you to be a radiant swarm of lovable, unpredictable wisdom! Your future needs you to conjure up a steady stream of wisdom dreams and wisdom exploits! And please note: You don’t have to wait until the wisdom is perfect. You shouldn’t worry about whether it’s supremely practical. Your job is to trust your wisdom gut, to unleash your wisdom cry, to revel in your wisdom magic.
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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): As I was ruminating on your astrological omens for 2017, I came across a wildly relevant passage written by Rabbi Tzvi Freeman. It conveys a message I encourage you to memorize and repeat at least once a day for the next 365 days. Here it is: “Nothing can hold you back -- not your childhood, not the history of a lifetime, not even the very last moment before now. In a moment you can abandon your past. And once abandoned, you can redefine it. If the past was a ring of futility, let it become a wheel of yearning that drives you forward. If the past was a brick wall, let it become a dam to unleash your power.” AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Naturalist John Muir regarded nature as his church. For weeks at a time he lived outdoors, communing with the wilderness. Of course he noticed that not many others shared his passion. “Most people are on the world, not in it,” he wrote, “having no conscious sympathy or relationship to anything about them — undiffused, separate, and rigidly alone like marbles of polished stone, touching but separate.” Is there anything about you that even partially fits that description, Aquarius? If so, I’m pleased to inform you that 2017 will be an excellent year to address the problem. You will have immense potential to become more intimate and tender with all of the component parts of the Great Mystery. What’s the opposite of loneliness? PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Seven Chilean poets were frustrated by their fellow citizens’ apathy toward the art of poetry. They sarcastically dramatized their chagrin by doing a performance for baboons. Authorities at the Santiago Zoo arranged for the poets’ safety, enclosing them in a protective cage within the baboons’ habitat. The audience seemed to be entertained, at times listening in rapt silence and at other times shrieking raucously. I’m sure you can empathize with the poets’ drastic action, Pisces. How many times have you felt you don’t get the appreciation you deserve? But I bet that will change in 2017. You won’t have to resort to performing for baboons.
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ADMINISTRATIVE/ OFFICE ASHEVILLE PROGRAM MANAGER The Asheville Program Manager will assist in the creation, sales, marketing, recruitment, coordination, and implementation of the Asheville Homestay Camp Program. Full job description on xploreusa. org-contact-Work for Xplore. 816-589-6462 emily.terry@ xploreusa.org
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SALES PROFESSIONAL Mountain Xpress has an entry-level sales position open. Necessary attributes are: gregarious personality, problem solving skills, confident presentation, and the ability to digest and explain complex information. The ideal candidate is organized, well spoken, has good computer skills, can work well within an organization and within in a team environment, can self-monitor and set (and meet) personal goals. Graphic design skills are a plus. The job largely entails account development (including cold calling); and also detailed record keeping, management of client advertising campaigns, and some collections. If you are a high energy, positive, cooperative person who wants a stable team environment with predictable income and meaningful work, send a resume and cover letter (no walk-ins, please) about why you are a good fit for Mountain Xpress to: xpressjob@ mountainx.com
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CLINICIANS Meridian Behavioral Health Services is seeking NC licensed or Associate licensed clinicians to join our recovery oriented organization in the beautiful North Carolina mountains including the counties of Transylvania, Haywood, Jackson, Macon, and Cherokee. Clinical positions are available in a variety of adult service programs such as the Assertive Community Treatment Team, Recovery Education Center, as well as child and family service programs such as Day Treatment, Intensive In-Home, and Outpatient. Clinicians provide recovery oriented comprehensive clinical assessments, support, skill building, education, and team consultation both in the office and the community. To be considered, an applicant should be familiar with the recovery paradigm of mental health and substance abuse services, have a valid driver’s license, reliable transportation, flexibility, and moderate computer skills. • For further details about each position, please visit the employment section of our website, www.meridianbhs. org, then apply by completing the short online application and uploading your resume. DEVELOPMENT ASSOCIATE POSITION Helpmate, a domestic violence organization in Asheville, NC, seeks part-time Development Associate. Bachelor’s degree and minimum of 3 years’ experience in nonprofit fundraising. Resume and cover letter to HelpmateAsheville@gmail.com by 12/21/16 with “Development Associate” in the subject line. No phone or email inquiries – please.
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Behavioral Health Urgent Care. 24 hour walk in crisis center for mental health, substance use, IDD HIRING FULL-TIME THIRD SHIFT Eliada Homes is hiring Night Residential Counselors! Make an impact in the lives of children in our community by providing overnight awake care to our students that are ages 12-17 and in need of mental health treatment. All direct care staff at Eliada help our children develop the skills necessary to be successful members of society. This is an excellent opportunity for those with an interest in social work and related fields to gain experience and training. This position comes with excellent benefits including paid leave time, amazing insurance plans and discounts at various businesses! Eliada offers a team focused environment that fosters learning and growth while you make an impact in the lives of North Carolina's youth. Applicants must be able to stay awake and alert overnight; a minimum of a high school diploma/GED required; must be at least 21; must be able to work in high pressure, high stress environments. For more information or to apply, visit www.eliada.org/employment/current-openings.
NURSE • HAYWOOD COUNTY Assertive Community Treatment Team (ACTT) Meridian is seeking a RN or LPN to join our Assertive Community Treatment Team (ACTT) in Haywood County, which is located in the beautiful mountains of Western North Carolina. The ACTT nurse is responsible for assessing physical needs; making appropriate referrals to community physicians; providing management and administration of medication in conjunction with the psychiatrist; providing a range of treatment, rehabilitation and support services; and sharing shift-management responsibility with the ACTT Coordinator. Employee must have a valid driver's license without violations or restrictions which could prevent completing all required job functions. For more information and to apply, visit the employment section of our website: www.meridianbhs. org OVERNIGHT PSYCH RNBEHAVIORAL HEALTH URGENT CARE Overnight PSYCH RN needed.
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PARAPROFESSIONAL STAFF NEEDED Paraprofessional staff needed to provide services to individuals with intellectual developmental disabilities all over the county in their home, in the community, and at their job. Call for info 8283501111 michelle.kozma@eastersealsucp.com http://eastersealsucp.com/NCVA/ RECOVERY COMMUNITY CENTER PROGRAM COORDINATOR Sunrise Community for Recovery and Wellness is a peer-run community center. Seeking Certified Peer Support Specialist to be program coordinator. $16 to $20/hour DOE. 32 hours/week. Call 828-5523858 for info. YOUTH MEDIATION COORDINATOR The Mediation Center is hiring a fulltime Youth Mediation Coordinator for the Henderson County office. www.mediatewnc.org/jobs
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HAYWOOD COUNTY • STAFF ACCOUNTANT Meridian is seeking a Staff Accountant to join our team in Waynesville. Meridian Behavioral Health is a growing not-for-profit agency providing services in 9 counties in Western North Carolina. This is a new position with duties in payroll, accounts payable, financial reporting, budgeting and contracts. Full-time at 40 hours per week, with benefits including paid time off and health insurance. • Fouryear degree in Accounting or Business required. Health care experience a plus. If interested, apply and submit your resume by visiting the employment section of our website at www.meridianbhs.org
TEACHING/ EDUCATION CANOPY GUIDE-NAVITAT CANOPY ADVENTURES Now hiring for spring/summer 2017. If you are looking for a thrilling, educational and inspiring seasonal opportunity check us out at www.navitat.com. EQUINOX TEACHING POSITIONS Part-time and Full-time teachers needed, licensed in one or more of the following areas: • Special Education • Secondary
English • Math • Science or • Social Studies. Licensure required. These positions are for a year-round school with small class sizes, high school curriculum. Experience with alternative settings and/or learning disabilities a plus. Our beautiful 150-acre campus provides a safe setting for our students to transform their lives. Timbersong is the onsite academy that serves boys attending Equinox, a private therapeutic environment for boys ages 14-18. Check out our websites for more information: http:// www.equinoxrtc.com http://www.timbersongacademy.com Benefits are offered to full-time employees and include health, dental, vision and life insurance as well as holiday pay, vacation and sick leave. Please send a resume and cover letter to the link below. Equinox is an Equal Opportunity Employers. No phone calls or walk-ins please. humanresources@ashevilleacademy.com GO JOB OPPORTUNITY: GO BUILD PROGRAM MANAGER Green Opportunities is currently accepting resumes for a full-time GO Build Program Manager. Compensation for this position is $27,000 to $34,000, please visit www.greenopportunities.org for more information. GO JOB OPPORTUNITY: TEACHING CHEF Green Opportunities is currently accepting resumes for a part-time Teaching Chef. Compensation for this position is $14.00 to $16.00 per hour, please visit www.greenopportunities.org for more information.
TEACHER WANTED Trails Carolina Wilderness, a yearround experiential and adventure based therapeutic wilderness program for boys and girls ages 10-17 based in Transylvania County North Carolina, is seeking a Licensed Teacher to join its staff. Interested applicants should email copies of their resume, teaching license, 3 letters of reference, and any pertinent wilderness certifications (WFR, CPR, etc.) to jwhitworth@trailscarolina. com www.trailscarolina. com www.trailscarolina. com
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PAID IN ADVANCE! Make $1000/week mailing brochures from home! No experience required. Helping home workers since 2001! Genuine opportunity. Start immediately! www. IncomeStation.net (AAN CAN)
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