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letters The “hidden hazards” of nuclear waste Coming in on the heels of the story “Hidden Hazards” in the Jan. 12 Mountain Xpress, an old fight is re-presenting itself in our community. It’s not hidden, and reminds me that what we don’t know can kill us. The prospect is not only for a neighborhood nuclear-waste dump but, at the very least, what would be the heavily traveled corridors of our interstate highways [being increasingly used] for nuclear-waste transportation. About 30 years ago, the residents and environmental guardians of Big Sandy Mush fought against (and won) a proposal to turn this pristine wonderland of natural and limited resources into a nuclear-waste (land) repository. The large granite composition of our sacred mountains made it a prime target 30 years ago — and again, today. On Jan. 7, 34 concerned residents from Western North Carolina traveled to Augusta, Ga., for a meeting held by the Blue Ribbon Commission on America’s Nuclear Future ([organized] under the authority of the U.S. Department of Energy). The meeting’s primary focus was on the potential recycling or reprocessing of nuclear waste by the Savannah River site, located in our close-neighbor state, South Carolina. There is so much scientific data, evidence, facts and history indicating that reprocessing nuclear waste is not efficient or affordable. In fact, the reprocessing will actually create more

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waste than what we already don’t know what to do with! (It makes me wonder what the real underlying motivation may be.) Nuclear power is not clean, and never has been. Merely alluding to the idea of it being “clean” energy seems to be subversion, in light of facts, that it is known to cause cancer and birth defects. As a mother and grandmother, I’m tired of running from pollution, poisoned waters and caustic air. There is nowhere else I’d rather live than in the heart of WNC. And after looking at the U.S. map of the numbers and locations of nuclear power plants, I have to wonder, is there really anywhere left to run to, anyway? — Victoria Regina-Furr Leicester

Make safe sidewalks a priority, not parking decks I am against the proposed deal between the not-so-Public Interest Projects developers and the city of Asheville. The city could more wisely use the revenue generated from our just-paidoff parking decks and other parking facilities by providing sidewalks for neighborhoods and improving public transportation. Safe sidewalks for residents of Asheville should be a priority. Historically, it seems that beyond the boundaries of downtown, and in even some places in town, safe sidewalks for residents are of little concern to decision makers. I have personally walked in areas throughout the city where I’ve been at real risk of being hit

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to spend money as efficiently as possible. If Bothwell is correct, that the city will be spending four times as much for a parking space at 51 Biltmore vs. the cost of a space in the College Street garage, I have to wonder if the price of the 51 Biltmore parking is excessive. I implore City Council to investigate alternatives. For example, can the College Street garage be expanded in a cost-effective manner? Can the new garage planned for the new Performance Arts Center be built larger at lower incremental cost than parking at 51 Biltmore? Both of these options are in my opinion in close enough proximity to 51 Biltmore so as to serve the area effectively. Are there other options, say on South Lexington? I hope that City Council will study the parking issue further, look at all available options and do what makes the most financial sense to serve the parking needs of “lower” Biltmore. — Bob Ganz Fairview

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Unemployment in WNC: Share the pain For other Molton cartoons, check out our Web page at www.mountainx.com/cartoons by a car due to the nonexistence or obstruction of sidewalks, including my own neighborhood. Yes, life has risks, but walking your pet, a stroll through your neighborhood or young children riding bikes should not be among them. Do we need more parking? I always manage to find a parking space in town; on occasion I may have to walk a little to reach my destination. Most of the time, except in the case of big special events in town, the parking decks I’ve parked in have plenty of slots open. Can someone give the logic of the city paying for a parking deck for a hotel that should be paying for its own? After all, their guests will need the parking and will benefit the most. Suggestion: Instead of encouraging more intown driving (along with the attendant pollution), City Council should look into the possibility of park-and-shuttle sites in outlying, less congested areas where visitors and residents alike can leave their cars and hop on the improved public transit. — Carmen Ramos-Kennedy Asheville

Sidewalks are the real public interest I would like to respond to the issue of sidewalks-versus-parking deck at 51 Biltmore Ave. ... discussed at the Asheville City Council meeting on Tuesday, Jan. 25. As a resident of east Asheville, I am strongly in favor of sidewalks in our community. In Haw Creek, we currently have two elementary schools that are not accessible by sidewalks to the residents who live north of Beverly Road. There is also no public transportation that reaches north of Beverly Road. This part of town has an overwhelming population of families with school-age children, two elementary schools (Haw Creek and Evergreen), baseball fields, east Asheville pool, the Mountains-to-Sea trail and many taxpaying families. Our children’s safety is paramount, and sidewalks are an essential element [to safety]. New

Haw Creek and Old Haw Creek roads, and most of the others, do not even have a shoulder that a pedestrian or cyclist can step onto to avoid oncoming vehicles. The lack of sidewalks and safe roads inhibits the use of bicycles and pedestrian activity, and [it] compromises the safety of our children. The [funds for the proposed] new parking deck must instead be used for the citizens of the city who pay taxes and need these sidewalks all the time. While parking is a concern downtown, this public money needs to go to the public, and not simply another greedy development corporation looking ... only [to] increase [their] wealth. — Leslie Myers Haw Creek

In recent history, employers have used layoffs to cut expenses during economic downtimes. This creates a drastic hardship on the employees who lose their jobs. A better approach is to cut the workweek and spread the pain across all employees. A four-day workweek for everyone is better than laying off the newest employees. — Paul King Asheville

51 Biltmore: The cost is too high With respect to Casey Carmichael’s letter in the Jan. 19 Mountain Xpress [“Imagine Downtown Without Public Interest Projects], I agree without reservation that Public Interests Projects has done a fine job in leading the downtown revitalization. Without their efforts, downtown would look like it did 20 or 30 years ago and growth, along with its related opportunity (and related problems) wouldn’t have been nearly as significant. The 51 Biltmore project will further improve downtown. The only issue I take with the 51 Biltmore project is the parking plan. I know that there are some who object to the parking plan based on environmental concerns and certainly those concerns are valid. While I sympathize, convenient parking is necessary in order to maximize the number of residents and tourists who go downtown, and to achieve the maximum financial benefit for the city. What I object to is the cost of the parking … especially when there are other close-in options that I believe have not been seriously considered. City Council has an obligation to all residents (yes, even those of us who live in the ‘burbs)

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Amid continuing tough economic conditions, A-B Tech is looking to county residents for support. Come November, voters will be asked to approve a sales-tax increase to benefit the local community college. At their Jan. 18 meeting, the Buncombe County commissioners unanimously gave the go-ahead to holding a referendum on a 0.25 percent sales-tax increase to help fund $129 million in building improvements at the school. Voters will get their say Nov. 8; if they endorse the measure, the commissioners would still have to formally enact it. At this writing, it’s not clear when such an increase would take effect. A-B Tech President Hank Dunn first requested the vote at the commissioners’ annual retreat in December, calling the money an “investment in local jobs.� In a subsequent letter to County Manager Wanda Greene, Dunn further explained that the money is needed for building repairs, maintenance and “to expand the capacity of our allied health programs to train employees for one of Western North Carolina’s

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You decide: Commissioners approved a Nov. 8 referendum to let Buncombe residents vote on A-B Tech’s request to fund building improvements with a sales-tax increase. photo by Jonathan welch

largest employment sectors.� According to Dunn, health-care workers account for 25 percent of the region’s service sector. “A-B Tech is currently out of space to add new programs in the existing Health Building,� he wrote, “and our ability to provide work-force training could be substantially strengthened by the construction of a building that would support the growth of our health programs.� Dunn echoed those sentiments when he took the lectern on Jan. 18. “Our great community college needs help from the community, in that we have infrastructure needs,� he said. “We believe that we are an economic engine. But we also think we’re an investment in the community. And we think that the community will see that and understand that a strong community college with a strong infrastructure is important for Western North Carolina.� Dunn also cited the school’s business-incubator program and the newly formed A-B Tech Entrepreneurial Development Foundation. The goal is “to be partly responsible or responsible for the development of 1,000 new businesses — not new jobs — over the next 10 years,� he explained. The additional tax revenue, said Dunn, would give the school “the ability to create more incubation space.� According to Greene, the proposed tax increase would generate an estimated $6 million to $7 million a year. The commissioners said they would probably include a sunset clause canceling the tax after 20 or 25 years. Still, “The annual cash flow would allow us to do most things we think are important,� reported Dunn. Last year, he noted, the school’s enrollment

grew by 16 percent, and he expects it to increase by an additional 6 percent to 8 percent in 2011. Currently, A-B Tech has about 8,000 students in degree or certificate programs and another 18,000 enrolled in other classes and programs. Their average age is 27, according to Dunn. David Wyatt, who chairs the school’s board of trustees, sought to downplay the impact the tax increase would have on county residents, noting that if a person spent $1,000 a month on items covered by the increase, it would cost them an additional $2.50 per month. “A general sales tax doesn’t cover everybody,� Wyatt explained. “You don’t have to pay it when you go to the grocery store — the food tax is separate. You don’t pay it on your mortgage; you don’t pay it on your gasoline.� Buncombe’s current sales-tax rate is 7.75 percent. But on July 1, sales-tax rates statewide are scheduled to drop by 1 percent unless the General Assembly extends the temporary sales-tax increase enacted in 2009. (Republican leaders have said they intend to let the tax surcharge expire.) So even if A-B Tech’s proposal is approved, local voters might still see the overall tax rate drop.

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Nonetheless, the ballot initiative didn’t sit well with Jupiter resident Don Yelton, the conservative talk-show host who is second vice chair of the Buncombe County Republican Party. “Why should Buncombe taxpayers pay to be Mission [Hospitals’] training school?� he asked during the public hearing. “I think it’s time we start tightening up the belt rather than expanding it.�

“Why should Buncombe taxpayers pay to be Mission [Hospitals’] training school?” — Jupiter resident Don Yelton

Candler resident Jerry Rice also questioned the wisdom of investing tax dollars in A-B Tech’s Enka campus, noting that the property is on the state’s list of inactive hazardous-waste sites and asking if potential health threats have been assessed. Board Chair David Gantt promised Rice that the commissioners and county staff would work on getting him answers. The tax measure found an unanticipated ally in Buncombe County Sheriff Van Duncan, who spontaneously rose from his seat to voice support. “I wasn’t planning on commenting but felt moved to,” he explained. “A-B Tech is setting the bar for community colleges in training law enforcement.” Before making a motion to pass the resolution, Commissoner Carol Peterson joked that the school just might have found an ideal spokesperson in Duncan. “It’s important that supporters of A-B Tech get out there and sell this program,” declared Peterson, who also serves on the school’s board of trustees. “I’m personally one to want to see an A-B Tech bumper sticker on every car in Buncombe County. Let’s get the voters out to vote, let’s sell the story, let’s make them know what they’re voting on, and let’s have a great turnout.” Commissioner K. Ray Bailey seconded the motion. He worked at the school for 42 years, serving as president for the last 15. Before Commissioner Bill Stanley cast his vote, he observed, “Taxes are not a very popular thing in this day and time.” But, he continued, “A-B Tech is a flagship of community colleges in the country” that’s worthy of support. Gantt agreed, adding, “Education is going to be the key for people to pull out of this economy.” After the measure was unanimously approved, Dunn promised that the school will wage a major get-out-the-vote campaign before the election. X Jake Frankel can be reached at 251-1333, ext. 115, or at jfrankel@mountainx.com.

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In Western North Carolina crime news, “Cherokee Mothertown, Kituwah, Target of Vandalism,� the Tuckasegee Reader reported. According to the article, “perpetrators lifted a cattle gate off of its hinges and drove a full-size pickup truck onto the [Swain County] complex, making at least one pass over the Kituwah mound, which is the focal point of an archeo-

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As the 2011-2012 biennium of the North Carolina General Assembly convenes in Raleigh on Jan. 26, the Xpress is introducing a new online feature designed to help Western North Carolina citizens stay in touch with their representatives. This feature — NC Matters: The State Beat — offers a convenient means for contacting members of the WNC delegation and for tracking legislative action. Additionally, it will include a weekly review of bills that are of particular importance to WNC residents, along with other pertinent state news. With the state facing a $3.7 billion budget deficit, legislators’ choices could have a direct impact on a number of programs in Asheville, Buncombe County and the surrounding region. So stay tuned at www.mountainx.com/ncmatters. You can also follow statewide news on Twitter by searching for the hashtag #ncgov

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Ready for a big splash: Buncombe County Commissioner Chair David Gantt joined almost 30 costumed souls who took part in a polar plunge at the Asheville Racquet Club; the event raised money for Meals on Wheels. photo by jerry nelson

logical site that dates to the Mississippian period.� Meanwhile, over in Madison County, the News-Record & Sentinel reported that a “Crime Spree Tears Through Walnut Community.� During the early morning hours of a recent snowstorm, Charles Blagg allegedly tried to steal four cars and break into a home in the rural Walnut area. “Based upon interviews, he was grossly intoxicated on alcohol and other controlled substances,� Madison County Sheriff Buddy Harwood explained. And in another case of impaired judgment, BlueRidgeNow reported that “Alcohol, Speed Played Part in Fatal Accident� in Henderson County. “The driver of the vehicle had some sort of altercation with another driver and sped off before the accident occurred,� said N.C. Highway Patrol Sgt. Rusty Jones. “The driver has been charged with driving under the influence and driving while their license was revoked.� At press time, the names of the individuals involved had not been released. In better news, the Asheville Citizen-Times reported “Asheville Group to Move Ahead with Pack Square Restrooms.� After a long delay, a new pavilion, restrooms and a visitor information desk are scheduled to be completed in downtown’s Pack Square Park by early July. And in politics, the daily paper reported that “Heath Shuler Votes Against GOP Repeal of Health Law.� Despite having voted against the law last year, the Western North Carolina Democrat said in a statement that repealing it now was the wrong way to go. He emphasized that it would be “immoral and unproductive� to repeal provisions in the law that “allow parents to maintain insurance coverage for their children until the age of 26, help senior citizens pay for their prescription drugs and prevent denial of coverage to patients with pre-existing conditions.� — by Jake Frankel

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Wellness Online Every week, Xpress posts a round up of wellness news gathered by contributor Wade Inganamort from a variety of sources, mostly in Western North Carolina. You can follow our Wellness news on Twitter (http://twitter. com/mxwellness). Please submit WNC health and wellness info with the hashtag #avlhealth or by e-mail to Inganamort (mxhealth@mountainx.com) or to our news department (news@ mountainx.com).

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Asheville’s “dream team” beats the odds by Jerry Sternberg Every so often there’s a story that just cries out to be told; this is one of them. There are two classes of very special young people at A.C. Reynolds High School. These “intensive intervention” classes serve young people ages 15 to 21 who’ve been diagnosed with a wide range of disabilities, from autism to physical and intellectual impairments. I find the mere existence of these classes quite remarkable: In my day, mentally and sometimes even physically disabled children tended to be isolated, neglected and hidden from the public view. In some cases, families with few resources and no idea of how to cope with these children treated them no better than animals, perhaps even caging them or tying them to their beds. And for the most part, those of us who were more fortunate simply shied away. My generation had little understanding of special needs, and even as I write these words, I am fearful of saying something insensitive that might offend someone who is challenged. Even veterans who’d lost limbs defending

In my day, mentally and sometimes even physically disabled children tended to be isolated, neglected and hidden from the public view. our country in combat were often disrespected and, at best, seen as piteous objects. The stigma of disability wasn’t limited to the poor and disadvantaged, either. Two years after I was born, Franklin Roosevelt became president of the United States. He was in office so long, that until my midteens, I thought that “president” and “Roosevelt” were synonymous. But despite the many photos and newsreels I saw of our World War II commander in chief, I never realized that the leader of the free world had polio and couldn’t walk. This was before the advent of television and the 24-hour news cycle, and his press secretary always made sure Roosevelt was photographed either from above the waist or sitting down, quite often with a blanket across his legs. Apparently, they feared that broader knowledge of his impairment would weaken him politically.

Life’s a beach: “Intensive intervention” students at Reynolds High cooked up this creative entry for the Grove Park Inn’s annual gingerbread-house competition — and came up winners. photo by Annie Joyce

To some extent, the horrendous polio epidemic of the late 1940s forced us to change our attitude toward people with disabilities, because it struck so close to home. We lived in great fear that we, too, might be stricken like the child down the street and, if we survived, be impaired for life. The most memorable incident for me was when a high-school friend of mine contracted polio. An exceptional athlete at the school, he was never able to walk again. Despite the fact that there were few programs to help him, however, he worked hard and became a very prominent attorney in our community. I only relate all this to underscore how significant it is that society has finally come to recognize the value of these young people. By mainstreaming them and giving them special attention, many are helped to care for themselves and become productive members of society. This confirms what I strongly believe: that there’s an inner savant in all of us. (Remember Rain Man?) At Reynolds, these 12 students and their amazing teachers decided to tackle a daunting challenge: entering the Grove Park Inn’s National Gingerbread House Competition & Display. This is a very high-profile event, and Good Morning America features several notable entries each year. With great dedication and encouragement, Annie Joyce and Taunia Harter coached their

students to come together as a “dream team” to complete this ambitious project. Every student helped. For an entire month, they worked long and hard, kneading the dough, shaping the various objects and placing them in just the right spot. Those who couldn’t physically participate were involved in the design, in shopping for the various food items needed and in choosing the colors and themes. Each person shared their skills with the team. Neither they nor the teachers had any previous experience with gingerbread houses, making their final product — “Santa’s vacation at the beach” — even more astonishing (see photo). Can you imagine how delighted the dream team must have been when they found out their entry, competing with hundreds of others in the Youth Division, had won a ribbon? And how much joy and new confidence they felt when they took a field trip to the Grove Park Inn to see their work proudly displayed alongside the other impressive entries? Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. No, he’s not at the beach: He resides in the hearts and minds of these extraordinary young people and their caring and loving teachers and parents. X Asheville native Jerry Sternberg is a longtime observer of the local scene. He can be reached at gospeljerry@aol.com.

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Swapping tarmac for trails (How to become a runner in 2011) by Lisa Watters I am a trail runner! As of recently. Very recent. Okay, just in the last few weeks, if we must be honest. Not so long ago, you would have found me plodding around my neighborhood in my slowbut-steady pace or making the occasional foray to Carrier Park or the treadmill at my local Y. But that was so last year. You see, 2011 is my year to shake things up. I’ve always admired trail runners and secretly aspired to be one — but I never knew quite where to start. So when Trish Brown’s book, Asheville Trail Running: Taking Bent Creek and the Mountainsto-Sea in Stride, arrived at Mountain Xpress in early December, I jumped at the chance to try it out. Brown’s 168-page guide is divided into three main parts. The first, “The Nuts and Bolts of Trail Running,” covers everything from why run trails (Brown reassures us that it’s not just for the “hardcore” athlete) to more tangible aspects, such as pre-run planning, what to wear, what to carry, trail etiquette, navigating with your dog, what to look out for and more. This section answered every question I ever had and some I hadn’t thought of. Parts two and three feature a total of 33 trails to choose from — 26 in the Bent Creek area and seven along the Mountains-to-Sea Trail. There’s also a brief but interesting history included about both areas. The trails range anywhere from 1.45 to 20.6 miles long. Each comes with an overall description (so you know exactly what you’re getting into), clear directions and a map. In the back of the book they’re sorted by difficulty, so if you’re a novice like me you can start with a trail that sounds like it won’t take you too far out of your comfort zone. In my case that meant “School Loop” at Bent Creek, which is 3.75 miles long and rated a modest 3 (out of a possible 20; the higher the number, the more difficult the trail run). The loop turned out to be a perfect mix of flat and incline (not too steep), and it features a particularly beautiful descent through a canopy of rhododendron near the end. It left me inspired instead of discouraged — which is what I had been afraid of — and I’ve been back to run it a second time, as well as to try out the flatter Long Lake Loop (also rated 3) and the more challenging Big Square Loop (rated 6). Both are also located at Bent Creek. One thing that has surprised me is how well all the trails are marked. I‘ve been able to negotiate them quite easily (and with very little head scratching) just by referencing Brown’s directions and map as I go along. Unfortunately, due to to our recent snowy, icy weather, I’ve been unable to try out any of the runs along the Mountains-to-Sea Trail, but when the snow melts I’m particularly looking forward to running the “Obama Hike Out-N-Back” (yes, the infamous stretch our President and the first lady hiked less than a year ago.) Probably one of the handiest aspects to Brown’s

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The path less traveled: Author Trish Brown guide provides the nuts and bolts for trail running. guide are the “carry cards” in the back. Each one is a mere quarter-page with basic directions on one side and a small map on the other. You can cut these out and laminate them for easy carrying — although Brown suggests copying and carrying the longer description your first time out. The book is spiral-bound too, which makes photocopying easy. I wish I could say that running trails is turning me from a plodder into a streaker, but no such luck. No matter. As Brown notes within the first few pages: “There are no rules on how fast you have to go, or how far. You can run for a while, then hike, and then stop to smell the flowers.

And then, run once again. I do this so often, I have made up a new word for it: Riking — the combination of running and hiking.” Thanks to Brown’s book, I hope to be doing a lot more riking in 2011. Asheville Trail Running is endorsed by the Asheville Track Club and is available at Malaprop’s, Diamond Brand, REI and other outlets (for a full list visit Brown’s website at ashevilletrailrunning.com, where the book can also be purchased). X Lisa Watters can be reached at 251-1333, ext. 100, or lwatters@mountainx.com.

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A pet primer

How to prepare your pet for success by Karen Oelschlaeger As a professional dog walker, my pet-care motto is: “When in doubt, wear them out.” Exercise makes a difference for your pet. It helps keep Fido or Garfield at a healthy weight, which prevents such debilitating health problems as arthritis and diabetes — just a few problems that plague overweight pets. Exercise and mental stimulation also help minimize unwanted household behaviors (otherwise known as the cat scratching the couch or the dog chewing on your favorite slipper). Overall, keeping your pet thoroughly exercised will contribute to lifelong health and a happier home. But there’s more. While appropriate exercise and stimulation go a long way, pets also thrive with clear, consistent boundaries and a highquality, species-appropriate diet. Combined with physical activity, these are the very best things we can offer our pets. Heather Polechio, certified professional dog trainer with The Dog Door Canine Services in downtown Asheville, emphasizes the importance of giving your pet a predictable, reliable protocol in the form of an exercise regimen or general behavioral rules — such as teaching your dog simple concepts like “sit means

please” and “nothing is for free.” For example, sit to be fed, sit to go out of the door, sit before putting leash on, sit before taking leash off, sit before petting and sit before tossing the ball. Polechio explains that establishing such expectations “is actually very important, as these concepts create a sense of predictability for the dog. You as the owner become reliable and predictable, thereby creating a sense of ‘safety’ for the dog, as predictability equals safety. This is the first defense against anxiety, which is the root of many problems a lot of newly homed dogs face.” Another way to maintain a happy home is to provide your pets with healthy outlets for species- and breed-appropriate behaviors. Don’t hesitate to research your dog’s breed, looking for toys or activities that might particularly interest him, given the job he was bred to do. It is also important to keep indoor cats entertained, stimulated and exercised. A high-quality scratching post (one that will not tip over when the cat tries to scratch) is critical, both for your cat’s health and the health of your furniture. Cats have a natural need to scratch and should be provided with an appropriate outlet. Interactive toys can help wear out an energetic kitten or puppy. I’m a big fan of the toys

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that chirp and tweet for cats. For dogs, I always go for Kong Toys — a stout, snowman-shaped rubber chew toy, which can be stuffed with peanut butter or other treats. Above all, know your pet. Figure out which toys pique his interest and stock up. Try to avoid leaving the toys out all the time, however, as your pet will be much more interested in the novelty of a toy that is not always lying lifeless around the house. I am also an advocate of setting clear, consistent boundaries with your pet. With dogs, it is especially important to establish good habits and maintain consistent boundaries early. You might not be annoyed by the cute little 5-pound puppy jumping up and pawing your leg for attention now, but how will grandma feel when she comes to visit and puppy has grown into a 75-pound lab, jumping and pawing for her attention? Kristi King, maker of locally made Green Earth Pet Food (greenearthpetfood.com), offered some words of wisdom on pet nutrition, another basic health component. Like many folks who emphasize a holistic approach to pet care, she notes that “an ounce of prevention is worth a

pound of cure. ... A healthier diet can cost more than a cheap, unhealthy one; but in the long run, it is less expensive because your pet can avoid chronic and costly diseases such as diabetes, heart disease, skin allergies, obesity, kidney disease, liver disease, arthritis and cancer.” Nutrition affects your pet’s immune system and behavior, for better or for worse, and King believes that by feeding a species-appropriate diet, “your pet will have a better temperament, less stress or hyperactivity, or the opposite — less lethargic [and] easier to train.” Some pets, just like some people, are sensitive to artificial colorings and flavorings. Know your pet. Watch his reaction to new foods and learn to read your pet-food ingredient labels. There are many local sources for good pet foods, but one local company, Lucky Dog Delivers (www. luckydogdelivers.com), brings it to your door. Next week: natural healing and stress relief for your pets. X West Asheville Dog Walking owner/operator Karen Oelschlaeger can be reached at karen@avlpetsitter. com.

Introducing Ingles Dietitian Leah McGrath 1. How long have you been the dietitian for Ingles and what did you do before working for Ingles? I’ve been working for Ingles for ten years as their corporate dietitian. I went into dietetics as a “mature” student in my 30’s. My first degree was in Speech Communications. Before going to University of Maryland for my degree in Human Nutrition I did some different things: taught English as a second language; managed restaurants and also worked in marketing. To become a registered dietitian you have to do a dietetic internship that lasts about a year, I did mine as an officer in the US Army. After completing my active duty service in the Army I worked in public health as a dietitian and a District Nutrition Director in South Carolina and then applied for and got this job with Ingles.

2. What do you like best about your job with Ingles Markets? My boss and the Ingle family has been incredibly supportive and encouraging about this position. This is definitely not a job for someone who likes routine because every day is different. I really enjoy helping people and answering their questions about nutrition, different food items and recipes.

3. How do you reach out to Ingles customers? If you are in an Ingles market you’ve heard my in-store messages on the store radio. I also answer questions that come in by email through out Ingles website: www.ingles-markets.com and many people also call me - 800-334-4936. Lately with our presence in social media I’ve started responding to customers via Facebook (www.facebook.com/InglesMarkets) and Twitter (@InglesDietitian). Often the questions that customers ask become part of a show I host for Ingles on WWNC 570AM, the Ingles Information Aisle, that airs on Saturday mornings at 8:05am EST.

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Keeping outdoors enthusiasts safe by Eric Crews Scott Lipscomb, an instructor with North Carolina Outward Bound, was leading a course near the headwaters of the Chattooga River when one of his students complained of a stomach cramp. Most people probably wouldn’t have thought too much about it, but Lipscomb knew it could be something serious. After comparing the student’s symptoms against a checklist of possible causes of abdominal pain in the Field Guide to Wilderness Medicine, Lipscomb concluded there was a good chance the patient was suffering from appendicitis. “My co-instructor and I weighed the student’s symptoms against how far we had to go ... and talked over our evacuation options before deciding that it just wasn’t worth waiting around any longer and risking him having an appendix rupture in the field — a condition that can be life-threatening,” Lipscomb recalls. “We asked the student if he felt like he could hike out with our help, and when he said he could, we decided that we needed to do an immediate evacuation.” After a grueling trek back to the trailhead that took six hours to cover 4.5 miles, the stu-

“There’s a really fine line with abdominal pain: It could be as little as gas, or it could be as bad as acute appendicitis.” — Scott Lipscomb, North Carolina Outward Bound

dent was loaded into the Outward Bound van and driven to a nearby hospital. Upon arrival, doctors confirmed Lipscomb’s assessment and performed an emergency appendectomy. Thanks largely to the wilderness first responder training he’d received from Landmark Learning, a wilderness-medicine training center in Cullowhee, Lipscomb was able to quickly assess the student’s medical condition and initiate the evacuation. If he hadn’t acted promptly, the situation could have spiraled into something much, much worse. “The WFR training allowed me to assess this patient’s condition and weigh that against [possible] outcomes for continuing or getting him out of the field,” Lipscomb explains. “There’s a really fine line there when you weigh the risks involved with abdominal pain. It could be as little as gas, or it could be as bad as acute appendicitis. So sometimes it can be a hard call

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Life lesson: As part of their nine-day certification course at Landmark Learning, Wilderness First Responder students perform a simulated rescue operation. photo courtesy landmark learning

to make because, on any given course, odds are that a student is going to complain of a stomachache. Fortunately, in this situation, I was able to correctly identify the problem, and it turned out to be the right decision.” WFR courses involve nine days of information and hands-on learning techniques covering a wide range of injuries, accidents and possible wilderness scenarios. The “woofer” training uses staged scenarios to teach the best approaches for safely evaluating, evacuating and caring for injured individuals in places far removed from a modern hospital. “The scenarios that Landmark Learning provided me with in my training were real enough that it allowed me to handle the situation with this particular student with confidence, comfort and ease,” says Lipscomb. Landmark Learning offers a variety of wilderness-medicine programs throughout the Southeast, utilizing policies and course guidelines laid out by the National Outdoor Leadership School’s Wilderness Medicine Institute. Natalie Holland, student services coordinator at Landmark Learning, says the school educates thousands of people each year. A less intensive option is the two- or threeday wilderness first aid courses, which offer a similar curriculum in condensed form. Jay Long teaches such courses for the Red Cross in Asheville. “The Red Cross offers a very cost-effective program for the general public

that is looking to learn these types of skills,” he reports. “Anyone can pick up a cell phone and call 911, but there are a lot of places in our area where cell phones don’t work, so it’s important to know how to handle medical problems in the wilderness setting.” Long believes the growing popularity of outdoor-adventure sports such as kayaking, mountain biking, trail running and hiking will inevitably lead to an increase in injuries. “Due to the nature of these types of sports, both beginners and experts alike are going to have injuries,” he notes. “But often, you are a couple hours away from help, as opposed to being a phone call away.” Wilderness first aid, adds Lipscomb, “is an invaluable skill to have for anyone who plans on spending any amount of time in the wilderness. It provides you with a general awareness of what can happen: You know what to look for, and you’re also there to assist other people if the need arises.” Long concurs, emphasizing, “The skills that you’re going to learn in the WFA program are skills you can use in any sort of environment.”

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Liability issues limit the options, however: Fresh produce must be certified for so-called good agricultural practices, which cover things like proper food handling and using safe water sources. “We can’t just go to the farmers market and fill the truck with whatever — I have to hold a vendor responsible and accountable,” Vaughn-Hensley explains. Economics also contributes to the rise in local childhood obesity — in various ways. Lower-income people are overrepresented among the obese, and since schools are in session only 180 days a year, families are the primary meal providers. “Most families can’t afford to buy all the fruits and veggies they might like,” she notes. At the same time, thanks to the troubled economy, growing numbers of local students now receive subsidized meals. Last year, 52 percent of students in the county schools quali-

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by Anne Fitten Glenn I’ve written about both sides of the childhood vaccination debate as objectively as possible over the years. I’ve chosen to vaccinate my kids, but until recently, I could, at least emotionally, understand why some of my friends and acquaintances chose otherwise. However, after researching the safety and efficacy of childhood vaccinations, talking extensively to doctors about the issue, and learning about the recent outbreaks of deadly, but vaccine-preventable diseases like pertussis, I’ve realized I’m no longer objective. I don’t blame the parents who choose not to vaccinate. I understand that fierce protective parental urge. I also have two nieces with developmental delays. But we can no longer blame vaccines. And we are potentially doing more harm than we understand when we choose not to immunize. Here’s why. Most parents who haven’t vaccinated their kids have made that choice because of the fear that ingredients in the shots (such as Thimerosal — an organic mercury-containing compound) could cause autism or other developmental delays. Yet, the 1998 study that indicated a correlation between the MMR vaccine and autism has been firmly debunked. The study was based on a sample of only 12 children, and it has been renounced by 10 of its co-authors and by the medical magazine, Lancet, which published it. Since then, there have been a number of studies that have found no correlation between autism or any other developmental delays and vaccinations. “While I think parents are right to be cautious about their children, vaccines have been proven again and again to be safe,” says James Whitehouse, infectious disease specialist with Asheville Infectious Disease. “Parents are still reacting to that one article that has been retracted. The best we can do is continue working to re-educate parents about how safe and effective our vaccines are.” Whitehouse also notes that there’s been a dramatic increase in autism levels, despite the fact that Thimerosal has been removed from all vaccines except for a few multi-dose flu shots. And despite the decreases in the numbers of children being vaccinated. “You get three times more mercury from eating a tuna-fish sandwich than you do from a vaccine containing Thimerosal,” says Cynthia Yancey, Buncombe County medical health director. So, there’s no connection between autism and vaccinations, and the primary ingredient that spooked parents has been removed from most vaccines anyway. Why do parents still choose not to vacci-

nate their children? “Parents I talk to are concerned because of previous press,” Whitehouse says. “They’re also reacting to folklore — other people sharing stories they’ve ‘heard’ about children having bad reactions. Finally, people say things like, ‘I still got the flu even though I got the flu vaccine.’ The truth is many things cause respiratory illness in winter. Flu’s just one of those things.” There’s also the reality that, especially in this country, most people have never seen these vaccine-preventable diseases or known anyone who has contracted them, both Whitehouse and Yancey emphasize. But that’s changing. A lot of doctors are currently seeing pertussis, otherwise known as whooping cough, a disease that’s preventable via the DTaP vaccine. And children, American children, are dying from this disease and its complications. At least 10 children, most of them babies, died in 2010 in California from pertussis. Thousands of cases of the disease were reported last year — in fact, we had the largest outbreak of pertussis in this country since 1959. California has one of the highest “exemption” rates in the country, which means that, even though children entering public school are required to be up-to-date on their vaccinations, parents can claim a “religious exemption” and get their unvaccinated children into schools. Which is happening here as well, as has been for years. In fact, Buncombe County is the No. 1 county for exemptions, Yancey says. The percentage of religious exemptions in our schools this year is 4.63 — as compared to the state level of about half of one percent. And there were 68 recorded cases of pertussis last year in Buncombe, which is more than the number of cases seen in several years combined, according to Yancey. Whitehouse adds that at least two babies were hospitalized at Mission Hospitals with the disease this year. Hmmmm. According to the Centers for Disease Control, vaccination rates need to be at around 93 percent of the population for pertussis to stay away. Yancey says Buncombe County’s rates of vaccination against the disease are around 80 percent. “Are we going to wait until we see a baby die of pertussis here to restart vaccinating our children?” asks Yancey. I hope not. Whitehouse suggests that parents looking for up-to-date vaccination data visit the CDC’s website (cdc.gov) and immunize.org. X Anne Fitten “Edgy Mama” Glenn writes about a number of subjects, including parenting, at edgymama.com.

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57.5 percent of adults are overweight, using Body Mass Index calculations. 28 percent of kindergarteners are overweight, increasing each year to 39 percent of fifth graders, using BMI calculations. 50 percent received a flu shot in the past year. 11.2 percent got no exercise in the past week. 14 percent of adults participated in binge drinking in the past 30 days, compared to the state average of 12.8 percent and a nationwide average of 15.8 percent. 21 percent of Buncombe County high school students participated in binge drinking in the past 30 days. The North Carolina average is 35 percent, while the nationwide average is 41.8 percent. The teen birth rate is 46 per 1,000 births in Buncombe; the state average is 51. No. 25: Where Buncombe ranks in overall health among the state’s 100 counties.

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An African-American male in Buncombe is 54 percent more likely to die before age 75 than his white counterpart. More than one in 10: the death rate for whites due to lung cancer in Buncombe, which is one-third higher than for African-Americans. 5.8 infant deaths per 1,000 births in Buncombe, while the state average is 8.2, among the highest in the United States. African-American babies are almost twice as likely to die as white babies.

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De-romanticizing death Hard truths about hard times by Virginia Bower I recently had the experience — fortunate, I guess — of being with my mom when she died. I had to write the obituary shortly after she exhaled her last breath, before the funeral directors came to retrieve her body. And though I wrote that my mom had died “peacefully” at home, in truth, I wasn’t sure if her passing had been peaceful or not. In an Aug. 2 New Yorker article (“Letting Go: What Should Medicine Do When It Can’t Save Your Life?”), Atul Gawande chronicles the desperate measures some folks diagnosed with a terminal illness will take in hopes of prolonging their lives. The author also points out what should be obvious: If one has only a limited amount of time left, it shouldn’t be consumed and compromised by treatments that diminish the quality of what remains. Instead, Gawande seems to argue, the terminally ill and their loved ones should embrace the inevitable by choosing the “peaceful” and “more natural” approach: dying at home in a setting of comfort and love. After reading the piece, I immediately took the “side” of “yes, of course” in the question

This is not a job for sissies: Once the end has come, a body will be left that will quickly grow cold and stiff. of dying at home; of using hospice services to enable that to happen; of just saying no to unnecessary and futile medical intervention. In retrospect, however, I think the article had more to do with indicating the complexities of end-of-life decisions than with identifying a more righteous approach. Grappling with these difficult decisions involves a number of key and potentially unnerving questions. Where does the dying person prefer to die, at home or in hospital? Who will attend to the loved one’s last breaths, and is that person prepared to provide the final witness? This is not a job for sissies: Once the end has come, a body will be left that will quickly grow cold and stiff, as all lifeless bodies do. Based on my own experience as well as insights gleaned from Gawande’s article, two highly polarized “sides” seem to be at play in most end-of-life decisions: hospice vs. the oncologists. Hospice warned us against hospitals, bright lights and impersonal medical

personnel. The oncologists and other allopathic docs — most of whom supported some form of “treatment,” if only for palliative purposes — kept suggesting yet another test, another consultation, the possibility of relieving symptoms. In the end, we as a family had to decide what to do: What would best serve our mom, and what could we realistically provide? We decided, for her sake, to keep her home so she could have a more “natural and peaceful” experience. Yet when her time came and I was making 2 a.m. phone calls and administering meds I didn’t feel comfortable being responsible for, though I was pretty certain she needed them, I was as rattled as my mom’s breathing. I wasn’t sure what I was doing; I wasn’t sure my mom was getting the treatment she required. I wondered if she should have been hospitalized where, despite those bright lights, she would have been given the pain meds to make her final exit more comfortable. That our local hospice staff were absent at this crucial moment is a question for another time … Of course, further complicating things was the fact that this was our mom — the one who’d brought us into this world, the person we had never been without — and she was dying. Emotions ran rampant and raw. Because the situation demanded it, we rose to the occasion and did what we had to do to ease my mom’s passing. But determining a final exit strategy is a complex business: There is no “right” or easy answer. Death, as Wallace Stevens says, is “absolute and without memorial.” Those who assist in the passing can only hope to ease whatever transition may take place. In the end, I wasn’t convinced that my mom’s death at home was a better experience than it might have been in a hospital. In saying this, however, I don’t mean to cast aspersions on either hospice or dying at home. For many people, these may be perfect choices, and some say this approach provides a level of care that might not be forthcoming from oncologists jaded by seeing so many cancer patients daily. Nor am I necessarily advocating a hospital death, since I have no proof that this would have been better. What I am encouraging is a sober look at end-of-life decisions. Perhaps what I learned from my own experience with my mom’s death is to try to be a bit more open-minded, a bit more generous in my own understanding of how people come to make such difficult decisions in the hugely sad context of losing a loved one. X Asheville resident Virginia Bower teaches writing and ESL at Mars Hill College.

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Another new feature is a cook-to-order station offering wraps, salads and pastas. Dining hall manager Gene Connors works for a private company that contracts with the Christ School to manage the meal service, order the food and hire the staff. Although there are no set nutritional guidelines, Connors, who’s worked at the school for a little more than two years, says he tries to provide healthy eating options while honoring students’ wishes. The weekly Steak Night introduced this year has been a big hit. “It’s definitely a two-way street,” Connors says of his relationship with the school. He reports directly to the administration to coordinate meal plans and next steps for the dining hall. Connors lists several new items he suggested this year — fruit smoothies, customizable omelets and even sushi — that have caught on fast. “We have to keep the menu fresh” to keep students happy, he emphasizes. That includes buying regional produce and even some organic foods. Several times a year, the dining hall surveys students and faculty, seeking input on ways to improve their services. A comment board also solicits feedback. If someone requests a particu-

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lar dish, the dining hall will do its best to offer it, notes Connors. Another new feature offering students healthier options than the two main buffets is a cookto-order station. Popular items include wraps, salads and pastas.

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Not everyone is equally impressed, however. “I throw away 50 percent of my food [each week],” said one student who asked not to be identified. “Which is horrible, [but] there’s something that puts you off your appetite.” Connors says the dining hall has cut down on food waste by reducing portion sizes and providing several different stations from which students can sample. Gil Cushman, a freshman from Myrtle Beach, S.C., who’d like to pursue a career in sustainable agriculture, believes some system to discourage waste is needed. He’d also like to see the school offer more organic options. “The hormones and antibiotics in [conventionally farmed] dairy are particularly harmful,” Cushman notes. In 2009, several faculty members started an on-campus garden with the goal of teaching students gardening skills. This spring, the dining hall plans to begin composting food wastes for use in the garden. Several students voiced their support. Composting, says Honeycutt, “would put to use a lot of the waste,” and Cushman notes that he’d love to see the dining hall serve vegetables grown in the garden. Nutrition aside, the dining hall also does its

bit for sustainability, using 100 percent recycledpaper napkins, recycling its cardboard and sending its used cooking oil to Blue Ridge Biofuels. On days when the dining hall organizes cookouts, biodegradable, disposable tableware is used. And while student assessments vary, the dining hall at Christ School does serve fresh fruits, a wide variety of vegetables and main courses aimed at providing adequate nutrition for a school of growing teenage boys. X Gabe Dunsmith is a senior at Christ School in Arden.

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calendar categories community events & workshops / social & shared-interest groups / government & politics / seniors & retirees / animals / technology / business & careers / volunteering / health programs / support groups / helplines / sports groups & activities / kids / spirituality / arts / spoken & written word / festivals & gatherings / music / theater / comedy / film / dance / auditions & call to artists Calendar for January 26 February 3, 2011 Unless otherwise stated, events take place in Asheville, and phone numbers are in the 828 area code. Day-by-day calendar is online Want to find out everything that’s happening today — or tomorrow, or any day of the week? Go to www.mountainx. com/events. Weekday Abbreviations: SU = Sunday, MO = Monday, TU = Tuesday, WE = Wednesday, TH = Thursday, FR = Friday, SA = Saturday

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Free tax preparation for seniors and low- and middle-income taxpayers. Electronic filing available. Call the individual location for details on what to bring. Info: www.aarp. org/taxaide. Questions and requests for homebound individuals: 2778288. • MO (1/31) through MO (4/18) - Free tax preparation available at Pack Library, 67 Haywood St., Mon. & Wed., 10am4pm (628-3662); West Asheville Library, 942 Haywood Road, Tues., 9am-3pm (658-9718); Weaverville Library, 41 North Main St., Thurs., Noon-5pm (713-9381); and Black Mountain Library, 105 N. Dougherty St., Tues., 10am-4pm (505-4373).

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Calendar Information In order to qualify for a free listing, an event must cost no more than $40 to attend and be sponsored by and/or benefit a nonprofit. If an event benefits a business, it’s a paid listing. If you wish to submit an event for Clubland (our free live music listings), please e-mail clubland@mountainx.com. Free Listings To submit a free listing: * Online submission form (best): http://www.mountainx.com/ events/submission * E-mail (second best): calendar@mountainx.com * Fax (next best): (828) 251-1311, Attn: Free Calendar * Mail: Free Calendar, Mountain Xpress, P.O. Box 144, Asheville, NC 28802 * In person: Mountain Xpress, 2 Wall St. (the Miles Building), second floor, downtown Asheville. Please limit your submission to 40 words or less. Questions? Call (828) 251-1333, ext. 365. Paid Listings Paid listings lead the calendar sections in which they are placed, and are marked (pd.). To submit a paid listing, send it to our Classified Department by any of the following methods. Be sure to include your phone number, for billing purposes. * E-mail: marketplace@mountainx.com. * Fax: (828) 251-1311, Attn: Commercial Calendar * Mail: Commercial Calendar, Mountain Xpress, P.O. Box 144, Asheville, NC 28802 * In person: Classified Dept., Mountain Xpress, 2 Wall St. (the Miles Building), Ste. 214, downtown Asheville. Questions? Call our Classified Department at (828) 251-1333, ext. 335.

Info: 251-6622 or www. landofsky.org. • WE (1/26), 1pm - The monthly meeting will be held at the Land-of-SkyRegional Council offices. N.C. Center for Creative Retirement Unless otherwise noted, these events and classes are held in the Chestnut Ridge Room at UNCA’s Reuter Center. Info: 2516140. • FR (1/28), 11:30am Fab Friday: “Moonshine!” a talk by Southern History and NASCAR expert Dan Pierce, UNCA professor of history, at the Reuter Center, Manheimer Room. Public Lectures & Events at UNCA Events are free unless otherwise noted. • FR (1/28), 11:25am - Humanities Lectures: “Modern Revolution through the Arts,” with John McClain and Seamus McNerney at Lipinsky Auditorium and “Islam,” with Reid Chapman at the Humanities Lecture Hall. • MO (1/31), 11:25am - Humanities Lectures: “Ancient Israel,” with Dennis Lundblad at Lipinsky Auditorium and “Community and Authority in the Medieval West,” with William Spellman, UNCA professor of history, at the Humanities Lecture Hall. SciGirls • TH (2/3), 6-8pm - The SciGirls program “Going Green” is sponsored by the Public Broadcasting System to engage girls in science. Participation is $10/student and all girls ages 9-14 are eligible. Program details, specific hours and registration details at www.pari.edu. The WNC Historical Association (WNCHA) Operates out of the Smith-McDowell House Museum. Info: 253-9231. • SA (1/29), 1pm Lunch and lecture at the Cornerstone Restaurant on Tunnel Road. Speaker: Dan Pierce, associate professor and chair of the history department at UNCA and author of Real NASCAR: White Lightning,

Red Clay and Big Bill France. World Affairs Council Programs Info: www.main.nc.us/ wac. • TU (2/1), 7:30pm - “The Great Decision Series: U.S. National Security,” with Marshall McCallie, foreign service officer. In a high tech world, what and how do we talk about this now and in the future? Held on the UNCA college campus, One University Heights, Reuter Center, Manheimer Room. $8/ Free for students. Info: 251-6140.

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All are welcome to attend a workshop titled, "Free Your Voice, Free Your Self," with Kaleo Wheeler on Wednesday, Jan. 26, at 7 p.m. Play with sound and experience voice as the focal point of your being. Love offering. Held at the Unity Center, at 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Road, Mills River. Info: 684-3798 or unitync.net.

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On Thursday, Jan. 27, The Redundant Theatre Company Theatre presents Chrysalis, a play written and performed by the advanced drama students at Hendersonville High School, in collaboration with TRTCT. Performances are held at N.C. Stage Company, 15 Stage Lane. The production will be staged through Saturday, Jan. 29, starting at 7:30 p.m. $10. Info: facebook.com/TRTCT or 239-0263.

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Firecracker Jazz Band will perform a free concert at Calvary Baptist Church, located at 531 Haywood Road, in West Asheville, on Friday, Jan. 28, at 7 p.m. Come on out and dance to Dixieland and New Orleans jazz tunes. Info: 235-7301 or calvaryasheville.com.

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Everybody Eats!, an educational look at our community's access to fresh, healthy foods, will be held on Saturday, Jan. 29, from 1 to 4 p.m. at Burton Street Center, 134 Burton St. There will be interactive games, conversations with urban agriculturists, service projects, refreshments and a seed and plant swap. Info: foodsecurityforum@gmail.com.

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Pisgah Brewing Company, 150 Eastside Drive in Black Mountain, will host a benefit concert to raise money for ending mountain-top removal on Sunday, Jan. 30, at 7 p.m. Matrimony, Alex Krug Trio, Efren and Jonathon Ammons & The Electric Ghost with Dewi Sant will perform. Proceeds will go to Appalachian Voices and Restoring Eden. $8 advance/$10 door. Info: restoringeden.org/we-lovemountains.

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Learn "How to Turn Your Book into an E-book and Get Published" on Monday, Jan. 31, at 6:30 p.m. This free program on publishing tips will be held at Black Mountain Library, 105 N. Dougherty St. Info: 250-4756.

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Join the WNC Paddle Club on Tuesday, Feb. 1, at 6:30 p.m. in the Community Room at REI, 31 Schenck Parkway, Asheville. RiverLink's Watershed Resources Manager Nancy Hodges, RLA LEED AP, will be speaking on the French Broad River paddle trail and other RiverLink stream restoration projects around the region. Info: 252-8474.

Tuesday Nights! • Single And Looking For Something Fun? (pd.) Try AVL Speed Dating! Events start at 6:30pm and are held monthly at Neo Cantina (Biltmore Village) • Next events: Tuesday, February 8, ages 35-49 and March 8, ages 45+. • To make a reservation or for more info, call (828) 242-2555 or see AVLSpeedDating. com American Advertising Federation Asheville Info: 258-0316, programs@aafasheville.org or www.aafasheville.org. • TU (2/1), 5:30-7:30pm - Social event at Highland Brewing Company, 12 Old Charlotte Highway. Free. No RSVP required. Artistic Asheville Singles Group • WEEKLY - Meeting locations vary. For single people under 35. Info: coolspiritualartistic@ gmail.com. Asheville Homeless Network Meetings take place at Firestorm Cafe & Books in downtown Asheville. Info: 552-0505. • THURSDAYS, 2pm - All homeless people and interested citizens are welcome. CLOSER Looking for gay folks in your age group? CLOSER is Asheville’s oldest LGBT social club serving all

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boomers and seniors. Providing entertainment, education and fellowship. Info: 776-0109. • TUESDAYS, 7-9pm - Meets in the library at All Souls Cathedral on All Souls Crescent in Asheville.

Firestorm Cafe & Books Located at 48 Commerce St., Asheville. Info: 2558115 or www.firestormcafe.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 6pm Firestorm-Blitzkrieg Game Night. Bring your favorite game or come to play someone else’s. • SA (1/29), 5pm - A gathering to support URTV public access media producers at the WNC Community Media Center, including GLoLady, I Ching people, Black Crow Cards by Ally and John Cogburn. Donations accepted. Gal Pals of Asheville Asheville’s newest lesbian social group for women ages 30-50. Info:

groups.yahoo.com/group/ GalPalsofAsheville. • 2nd & Last FRIDAYS, 6-8pm - Gathers at North Asheville Atlanta Bread Company, 633 Merrimon Ave. Play board games, ponder life and laugh. Bring one fast-paced board game. Small RV Camping Club • Seeking additional members. We camp one weekend per month March-Nov. All ages welcome. No dues, no structured activities, just an enjoyment of the outdoors, fellowship pot luck dinners and a roaring campfire. Info: lilnau@ aol.com. Transition Asheville Aims to bring the community together, develop practical solutions and improve the quality of life for everyone in light of peak oil, climate change and the ensuing economic tensions. Info: (423) 737-5162 or 296-0064. • SA (1/29), 10am-3pm - Meet up, learn about

Transition Asheville, hear from other likeminded groups, creatively envision the future of Asheville, learn about volunteer opportunities and network. Held at First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Veterans for Peace The public is invited to the regular business meeting of the WNC Veterans for Peace Chapter 099. Info: 258-1800 or vfpchapter099wnc.blogspot.com. • TH (2/3), 6:30pm - Meeting VFP HQ at the Phil Mechanic Studios, 109 Roberts St. (the corner of Haywood and Roberts), Asheville. Info: http://vfpchapter099wnc. blogspot.com.

Government & Politics Asheville Copwatch A grassroots organization formed by local residents to promote civilian police

oversight and review. Info: 398-4817 or 2558115. • WEDNESDAYS, 5pm Meets at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St. LibertyOnTheRocks.org A national nonpartisan social group connecting liberty advocates. • MONDAYS, 7pm - The Liberty on the Rocks social meets at El Chapala Restaurant off of Merrimon Ave. Info: infinitybbc@gmail.com. The Green Tea Party Free and open to the public. Info: 582-5180 or ts.greenjobs@gmail.com. • THURSDAYS, 6pm - You are invited to a brewing of home-grown ideas steeped in traditional values. Meeting at Dobra Tea Room, 78 N. Lexington Ave., Asheville.

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Animals Asheville Humane Society Located at 14 Forever Friend Lane (I-26 to Brevard Road Exit). View photos of animals currently available for adoption online. Foster homes needed. Info: 761-2001 or www.ashevillehumane. org. • SA (1/29), Noon3pm - Learn about foster care for pets at Fosterpalooza! Discuss the duties, rewards and responsibilities involved in becoming a LifeSavers, someone who fosters a puppy, kitten, dog or cat. Family-friendly. Plus, a meet-and-greet with fluffy foster friends. Hot cocoa, cider and cookies for all.

Business Ready To Sell Or Buy A Restaurant In WNC? (pd.) We work exclusively with the food and beverage industry. • Contact National Restaurant Properties in Asheville: (828) 225-4801. jeffnra@bellsouth.net • www. restaurantstore.com American Business Women’s Association ABWA brings together business women of diverse occupations to raise funds for local scholarships and enhance the professional and personal lives of its members. Info: www. abwaskyhy.com. • TH (2/3), 5:30-7:30pm - Dinner meeting at Chef Mo’s, 900 Hendersonville Road, Asheville. Guest speaker: Dr. David LaMond with LaMond Family Medicine. $5. RSVP: 777-2229.

Asheville SCORE Counselors to Small Business If your business could use some help, SCORE is the place to start. Free and confidential. To make an appointment: 271-4786. Our offices are located in the Federal Building, 151 Patton Ave., Rm. 259. Seminars are held at A-B Tech’s Small Business Center, room 2046. Free for veterans. Info: www.ashevillescore. org. • TH (1/27), 6-9pm - “Basic Internet Marketing.” • SA (1/29), 8:30amNoon - “Marketing.” • WE (2/2), 1-4pm - “Accounting for NonAccountants.”

Technology Free Computer Classes Classes are held at Charlotte Street Computers, 252 Charlotte St. To register: classes@ charlottestreetcomputers. com. • MONDAYS, 12:151:15pm - Mac OSX. • TUESDAYS, 12:151:15pm - iPhoto class. • WEDNESDAYS, 12:151:15pm - iPad. • THURSDAYS, 12:151:15pm - iPad. • FRIDAYS, Noon1:30pm - Google docs —- 2-3:30pm - Windows 7 —- 4-6pm - Facebook/ YouTube. • SATURDAYS, Noon1pm - Protecting your PC. • SUNDAYS, 12:151:15pm - GarageBand.

Volunteering Hands On AshevilleBuncombe Choose the volunteer opportunity that works for you. Youth are welcome to volunteer on many projects with adult supervision. Info: www.handsonasheville.org or call 2-1-1. Visit the website to sign up for a project. • TH (1/27), 4-6pm - Fair-Trade Stock-Up: Assist with unpacking and pricing merchandise for Ten Thousand Villages, a nonprofit, fairtrade retail store that sells handcrafted items made by artisans in more than 30 developing countries —- 5-7pm - Meals for Hope. Cook and serve a meal for 15-25 women and children who are part of New Choices, an empowerment program for displaced homemak-

ers in need of counseling and assistance. • SA (1/29), 3-5pm - Bonding Blankets: Help make “lovies” blankets for premature babies served by Mission Hospital’s Neonatal Intensive Care Unit. Instructions provided. • SU (1/30), 2-3pm - Knit-n-Give: Make hats for newborns served by the Health Center’s Community Health Program. Meals On Wheels Meals On Wheels delivers meals to more than 500 homebound elderly people each weekday through the help of a network of more than 300 volunteers. Info: 253-5286. • Meals On Wheels of Asheville/Buncombe County is seeking individuals interested in volunteering as substitute drivers to deliver meals to the homebound elderly. Free gas cards are provided. Mills River Presbyterian Church Located at 10 Presbyterian Church Road in Mills River. Info: 8917101. • Through MO (1/31) - Area residents are encouraged to donate gently used and clean outerwear to the “Warm Coats, Warm Hearts” clothing drive. Donated coats, gloves, hats, mittens and scarfs will be transported to the Interfaith Assistance Ministry in Hendersonville to support those in need. Our VOICE Outreach Training • MO (1/31) & WE (2/2), 6-8:30pm - Buncombe County’s rape crisis and prevention center’s outreach training prepares volunteers to represent Our VOICE and provide information on the organization’s mission and services at a variety of community outreach events. WNC Alliance Members of the WNC Alliance and the public are invited to be agents of change for the environment. Info: 258-8737 or www.wnca.org. • TH (2/10) & MO (2/28), 10am - Help take water samples at the Swannanoa River Watershed to identify bacteria pollution in our local waterways. No experience necessary. Training will be provided the day of the sampling.

Contact the French Broad Riverkeeper to sign up: hartwell@wnca.org or 258-8737. WNC Nature Center Located at 75 Gashes Creek Rd. Hours: 10am5pm daily. Admission: $8/$6 Asheville City residents/$4 kids. Info: 298-5600 or www.wildwnc.org. • WE (1/26). 10am-3pm - Wednesday Workday: Four volunteers are needed to help renovate aviaries. Lunch will be provided. Volunteers must also be 18 years or older and be able to provide their own transportation to the Nature Center. • WE (2/2), 10am-3pm - Wednesday Workday: Four volunteers are needed to collect materials and build a hide fence. Two volunteers are also needed to clean up a site near the picnic pavilion. Lunch will be provided. Info: 298-5600 or americorps@wildwnc.org.

Eco ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. Located at 121 Third Ave. W. Hendersonville. Info: 6920385 or www.eco-wnc. org. • TUESDAYS (2/1 through 3/8), 6-9pm - The Henderson County Cooperative Extension Service, in collaboration with ECO, will offer a 6week general education course on water quality at the ECO office. $20. Call to register. No class on Feb. 22. Events at Warren Wilson College Unless otherwise noted, all events are free and held in Canon Lounge of the Gladfelter Student Center. Info: 298-3325. • MO (1/31), 7pm - Mallory McDuff, local author of Natural Saints: How People of Faith Are Working to Save God’s Earth, will give a talk about the book, highlighting religious environmentalism, in the Warren Wilson College Chapel. Wild South Dedicated to stewarding our national forests, protecting wildlife, preserving cultural heritage sites and inspiring and empow-

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ering communities to enjoy, protect and restore the outdoors. Info: www. wildsouth.org or general@wildsouth.org. • Nominations for the annual Roosevelt-Ashe Conservation Awards will be accepted. Nominate an outstanding individual and/or business committed to conservation to be honored at this year’s “Green Tie Gala,” to be held on March 25. Applications are available online. WNC Sierra Club Members of the WNC Sierra Club Chapter work together to protect the community and the planet. The mission of the Sierra Club, America’s oldest, largest and most influential grassroots environmental organization, is to explore, enjoy and protect the wild places of the earth. Info: www.nc.sierraclub.org/ wenoca or 251-8289. • WE (2/2), 7-9pm - Social followed by a program at the Unitarian Universalist Church at Charlotte and Edwin Place in Asheville. Dr. Leah Mathews will talk about the results of the Farmland Values Project, regarding the benefits of farmland protection including local food, flood control, and ecosystem services like pollination.

Garden Black Mountain Rec. & Parks Events Info: 669-2052 or www. bmrecreation.com. • SA (1/29), 10-11am - Free soil testing workshop. In preparation for the summer garden season, the Black Mountain Community Garden will host this workshop, led by Buncombe County Master Gardener Bob Wardwell, at the Carver Community Center. Everybody Eats! • SA (1/29), 1-4pm Everybody Eats!, an educational look at our community’s access to fresh, healthy foods. Interactive games, conversations with urban agriculturists, service projects, refreshments and a seed and plant swap. At Burton Street Center, 134 Burton St., Asheville. Pearson Community Garden Workdays • WEDNESDAYS, 3-9pm - Gather in the Pearson Garden at the end of Pearson Drive in Montford

with folks and grow some food. A potluck and produce to take home often follow the work. The Business Side of Agritourism • TH (1/27), 8:30am4:30pm - N.C. Cooperative Extension Agricultural Agents have developed a one-day workshop for farmers interested in learning more about “The Business Side of Agritourism.” At the Cataloochee Guest Ranch (www.cataloocheeranch. com). $40. Info: http:// buncombe.ces.ncsu. edu/files/library/11/2011_ Agritourism_Conference_ Flier.pdf.

Outdoors Form/Strength Combo for Runners (pd.) Improve endurance. Unique combination of Pilates and Alexander. • Two highly experienced instructors, marathon runners. • Personal attention. Thursdays, 9-10:30am. • $20 or 10 sessions for $175. 117 Furman, Asheville. • RSVP: 225-3786. www. FormFitnessFunction. com Pilates for Runners (pd.) Increase flexibility, develop muscles evenly, prevent injuries. • Highly experienced instructor, marathon runner. • Small class, personal attention. • Mondays, 6pm-7pm. • $15 or 10 sessions for $130. 117 Furman, Asheville. • RSVP: 225-3786. www. FormFitnessFunction. com Asheville Track Club The club provides information, education, training, social and sporting events for runners and walkers of any age. Please see the group Web site for weekly events and news. Info: www. ashevilletrackclub.org or 253-8781. • SUNDAYS, 8:30am - Trail run for all paces. Meet at the NC Arboretum, Greenhouse Parking Area. Info: 6489336. Blue Ridge Bicycle Club For more information on the club, or to view a current and comprehensive club calendar: www.blueridgebicycleclub.org. • WEEKLY - Leads road rides ranging from novice to advanced skill levels. Rides usually have a designated Ride Leader and

participants will not be left behind. Carolina Mountain Club CMC fosters the enjoyment of the mountains of WNC and adjoining regions and encourages the conservation of our natural resources, through an extensive schedule of hikes and a program of trail building and maintenance. $20 per year, family memberships $30 per year. Newcomers must call the leader before the hike. Info: www.carolinamtnclub.org. • WE (1/26), 9am - Little Pisgah Mountain. Info: 628-2396. • SA (1/29), 8:30am Hospital Rock - Rainbow Falls. Info: 684-8656. • SU (1/30), 8am - Rock Jock Loop - Linville Gorge. Info: 584-0395 —- Noon - Old Fort to Kitsuma Peak. Info: 2989988. • WE (2/2), 8am - South Mountains Loop. Info: 625-2677. WNC Paddle Club • TU (2/1), 6:30pm - RiverLink’s Watershed Resources Manager Nancy Hodges, RLA LEED AP, will be speaking on the French Broad River paddle trail and other RiverLink stream restoration projects around the region. The Western North Carolina Paddle Club meets in the Community Room at the Asheville REI. Info: 2528474.

Sports Groups & Activities Amateur Pool League (pd.) WHEN YOU PLAY, PLAY POOL. Team rosters are open NOW. ALL SKILL LEVELS WELCOME. Sign-up to play 8ball or 9ball. 828-329-8197. www. BlueRidgeAPA.com Ongoing weekly league play. Adult League Kickball Must have at least 10 players per team. The season will consist of 10 games and a league championship game with trophies for the winning team. $25/person. Info: 250-4269 or jay.nelson@ buncombecounty.org. • Through FR (3/4) - Register for the spring season. Season begins March 29. Games are played on Tues. and Thurs., 6-9pm at the

Buncombe County Sports Park. Filipino Martial Arts Kuntao: Traditional empty-hand system of self defense. Kali: Filipino method of stick-and-knife combat. Free introductory lesson. Info: 777-8225 or http://kuntao.webs.com. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 7pm - Classes at Asheville Culture Project, 257 Short Coxe Ave.

Parenting Professional Parenting Open House • 1st & 3rd MONDAYS - Professional Parenting Open House. Adoption Plus is now recruiting families. To learn more, join us at 38 Garfield St., Suite B, Asheville. Info: 236-2877. Rainbow Mountain Children’s School Open House • MO (1/31), 4:30-6pm - Asheville’s alternative school, located at 574 Haywood Road, invites the public to an open house. Meet preschooleighth grade teachers, visit classrooms and see a showcase of students art and work. Plus a Q&A with the school’s director. Register online: www.rmcs.org. Waynesville Parks and Recreation Info: 456-2030 or recprograms@townofwaynesville.org. • FRIDAYS (starting 1/7), 10-11:30am - “Moms and Tots,” a play and socialization program at the Old Armory Recreation Center. Guardians are encouraged to bring toys for children to use and share. $5. To register: 456-9207.

Kids Asheville Jewish Community Center Events The JCC is located at 236 Charlotte St., Asheville. Info: 253-0701. • SU (1/30), 11:30am1:30pm - First annual Jewish Camp Fair. Stop by to learn more about Jewish summer camp opportunities available in our area. Bring the whole family for an afternoon full of camp activities, prizes, giveaways, pizza and refreshments. Info: seth@jcc-asheville.org or 253-0701. Celebration Singers of Asheville

newsoftheweird Lead story Two hundred boredom “activists” gathered in London in December at James Ward’s annual banal-apalooza conference, “Boring 2010,” to listen to ennui-stricken speakers glorify all things dreary, including charts breaking down the characteristics of a man’s sneezes for three years, and a PowerPoint presentation on a man’s necktie collection. “We’re all overstimulated,” one attendee told a Wall Street Journal reporter. “I think it’s important to stop all that for a while and see what several hours of being bored really feels like.”

The redneck chronicles

Safety Harbor, Fla., trailer-park neighbors Joe Capes and Ronald Richards fought in December; sheriff’s deputies were called, and Capes was arrested for assaulting Richards. The two were arguing over whether the late country singer Conway Twitty was gay.

Ironies

• A sculpture on display at Normandale Community College in Bloomington, Minn., was stolen in December. “Honesty,” by John Ilg, consisted of wire mesh with 316 rolled-up dollar bills stuffed in it. This marked a fundamental attitude shift from two years ago, when the piece was first presented at the Minnesota State Fair — and visitors actually added rolled bills to it. • In December, Colorado state Sen. Suzanne Williams, a strong advocate of seat belts and child seats, was driving near Amarillo, Texas, with her two unbelted grandchildren when her SUV drifted over the center line and hit another vehicle head-on, killing that driver and ejecting Williams’ 3-year-old grandchild, who survived with injuries. A Texas Department of Public Safety report noted that Williams was seen scooping up the child, returning him to the SUV and belting him in.

Compelling explanations

• Unclear on the Concept: A 41-year-old woman in Callaway, Fla., was arrested in December for beating her husband with a rock. “A woman can only take so much,” she declared, saying she was angry that he was endangering his health by smoking despite being ill.

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Latest “rights”

By his own testimony, John Ditullio is a hateful neo-Nazi who despised his next-door neighbors in New Port Richey, Fla. (a white woman with an African-American friend and a son who was openly gay), but when the son was murdered and the mother attacked in 2006, Ditullio denied involvement, and after his first trial ended in a hung jury, he was retried in November 2010. Each day, a government-hired makeup artist (paid $135 a day) concealed Ditullio’s swastika neck tattoo and crude-phrase cheek tattoo to avoid unfairly prejudicing jurors. (Nonetheless, Ditullio was convicted in December and sentenced to death.)

Names in the news

Suspected of stealing copper scraps in Riverside, Ohio, in December: Jesus Christ Superstar Oloff, 33. Arrested for sexually abusing a 6-year-old boy in Oklahoma City in October: Lucifer Hawkins, 30. On trial in December for extortion in Britain’s Southwark Crown Court (threatening to reveal a sexual affair): Ms. Fuk Wu.

Bright ideas

• The Toronto Public Library began its “Human Library” project in November; some 200 patrons registered to “check out” interesting people from the community whom they might not otherwise have met. The first day, a police officer, a come-

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dian, a former sex worker, a model and someone who’d survived cancer, homelessness and poverty, chatted with patrons for a half-hour apiece. The Human Library actually harks back to olden times, said a TPL official, when “storytelling from person to person ... was the only way to learn.” • If Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade: (1) When Bernie Ecclestone, CEO of the Formula One racing circuit, was mugged in November and had his jewelry stolen, he sent a photograph of his battered face to the Hublot watch company and persuaded its chief executive to run a brief advertising campaign, “See What People Will Do for a Hublot.” (2) The Idaho County, Idaho, treasurer declined a November suggestion by local physician Andrew Jones that more cancers might be detected early if the county sent colonoscopy suggestions to residents along with their official tax notices. The treasurer said residents might find the reminders “ironic.”

Least-competent criminals

Ouch! (1) Joe Colclasure, 25, was arrested and charged with robbing the bank located inside an Albertson’s supermarket in Palm Desert, Calif., in December. During his getaway, Colclasure accidentally slammed the bank’s door on his hand; disabled by the pain, he was detained by an employee until police arrived. (2) Thieves often leave trackable trails from the scene to their home, but for alleged shoplifter Michael Barton, 29, of Venango County, Pa., the trail (of his own blood) started at the Wal-Mart where he’d cut himself badly removing razor blades from their packages in order to cram more into his pocket.

Update

Charles Clements, 69, appeared in this space two months ago after he deliberately shot to death a 23-year-old neighbor whose fox terrier had answered a call of nature on Clements’ perfectly manicured lawn. (According to witnesses, the victim was displaying macho bravado just before the shooting, but Clements admitted he wasn’t under attack when he fired.) On Dec. 29, a judge in a Chicago suburb rejected requests for a 20-year sentence, ordering Clements to serve just four months’ probation — out of jail.

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Community children’s chorus for ages 7-14. For audition/performance info: 230-5778 or www. singasheville.org. • THURSDAYS, 6:307:45pm - New singers are invited to join the chorus. Rehearsals at First Congregational Church, downtown Asheville. Hands On! This children’s museum is located at 318 North Main St., Hendersonville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am5pm. Admission is $5, with discounts available on certain days. Info: 697-8333 or www.handsonwnc.org. • FR (1/28), 3:30pm - “Animals Alive,” presented by the Foothills Equestrian Nature Center. A nature educator will introduce visitors to some animals and talk about animal survival skills. Free with admission. N.C. Arboretum Events for Kids Info: 665-2492, jmarchal@ncarboretum. org or www.ncarboretum. org. • TU (2/1), 10am - Wee Naturalist: Winter Birds. Age-appropriate, naturebased activities for youngsters ages 25. $6. Performances for Young People at Diana Wortham Info & tickets: 257-4544, ext. 307 or www.dwtheatre.com. • MO (1/31), 10am & Noon - The School Show Series presents Fancy Nancy and Other Stories, a musical revue featuring six stories for young audiences. $6-$11.

Spirituality New Healing Stones and Crystals (pd.)We have searched far and wide to bring you new, rare and unusual Crystals. Come and explore. Asheville, February 3rd 7-9 pm. Cost: $10.00. Call to RSVP 828-257-2626 or www.pointsoflight.net Asheville Meditation Group (pd.) Practice meditation in a supportive group environment. Guided meditations follow the Insight/Mindfulness/ Vipassana practices. Insight meditation cultivates a happier, more peaceful and focused mind. Our “sangha” (a community of cool people) provides added

support and joy to one’s spiritual awakening process. All are invited. • By donation. • Tuesdays, 7pm-8:30pm: Guided meditation and discussion. • Sundays, 10am11:30am: Seated meditation and dharma talks. • The Women’s Wellness Center, 24 Arlington Street, Asheville. • Info/ directions: (828) 8084444. • www.ashevillemeditation.com Astro-Counseling (pd.) Licensed counselor and accredited professional astrologer uses your chart when counseling for additional insight into yourself, your relationships and life directions. Readings also available. Christy Gunther, MA, LPC. (828)258-3229. Crystal Healing Workshop (pd.) Exploring the wisdom of the Mineral Kingdom. Led by Ariel Leo McFee at Points of Light in Asheville. January 30th 12-5 pm, $50.00. 828-257-2626 to RSVP. www.pointsoflight. net Open Heart Meditation (pd.) Learn easy, wonderful practices that opens your life to the beauty within and connects you to your heart. • Free. 7pm, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. 6455950 or 296-0017. http:// www.heartsanctuary.org What the heck is Alexander Technique?! (pd.) For 100 years AT has taught personal freedom and joy. Why be an agent of your own misery? Pause. Lighten. Choose. Private/groups. (828) 225-3786. www. FormFitnessFunction. com An Evening With Spirit • MONDAYS, 6-8pm - You are invited to an evening with Spirit. Theo Salvucci channels messages from the angelic realm at The White Horse, 105c Montreat Road, Black Mountain. Donations only. Info: 713-2439. Avalon Grove Nontraditional Celtic Christian worship services to honor the ancient Celtic holidays. Participants are welcome to bring vegetarian food to share after the service. Info: 645-2674 or www. avalongrove.org. • SA (1/29), 3-4pm - Join us for a Celtic

Christian Imbolc Service in Weaverville. Avatar Meher Baba “I have come not to teach but to awaken.” Info: 274-0307 or 274-7154. • SUNDAYS, 4pm - Meetings occur most Sundays in Asheville. Share Meher Baba’s inspiring message of divine love and unity in the midst of diversity. Call for locations. Awakening Practices Study the works of Eckhart Tolle and put words into action through meditation and discussion. Info: Trey@QueDox. com. • 2nd & 4th WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - Meets at Insight Counseling, 25 Orange St. Buddhist Meditation and Discussion Meets in the space above the French Broad Food Co-op. Suggested donation: $8/$4 students & seniors. Info: 779-5502 or www.meditation-innorthcarolina.org. • TH (1/27), 7:15pm “Finding Happiness.” • TH (2/3), 7:15pm - “Remaining Happy in Hard Times.” Cloud Cottage Sangha This branch of the World Community of Mindful Living meets at 219 Old Toll Circle in Black Mountain, to practice seated meditation and mindfulness training. All events by donation. Info: 669-0920, cloudcottage@bellsouth.net or www.cloudcottage.org. • 4th WEDNESDAYS, 6-7:30pm - “Learn to Meditate” class. Community Worship Service With Fellowship Meal • SUNDAYS, 2-4pm - Join SOS Anglican Mission, 370 N. Louisiana Ave., Asheville, for a worship service, followed by an Agape Fellowship meal. Compassionate Communication Practice Group Learn ways to create understanding and clarity in your relationships, work, and community by practicing compassionate communication. Group uses a model developed by Marshall Rosenberg in his book Nonviolent Communication, A Language of Life. Free. Info: 252-0538 or www. ashevilleccc.com. • 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS, 5-6:15pm

- Practice group for newcomers and experienced practitioners. Edgar Cayce Study Group • TUESDAYS, 2-4pm - Meet at West Asheville Unity Church, 130 Shelburne Road. Info: 298-8494 or jasonference@bellsouth.net. Meditation Group • SUNDAYS, 8-9pm - Meditation followed by tea ceremony. By donation. “Yoga without meditation is like driving a car with no steering wheel.” Deepen your asana practice by cultivating mindfulness through meditation. Donations optional. Info: info@yogasouthasheville.com. Mindfulness Meditation Class Explore the miracle of healing into life through deepened stillness and presence. With consciousness teacher and columnist Bill Walz. Info: 258-3241 or www.billwalz.com. • MONDAYS, 7-8pm - Meditation class with lesson and discussions in contemporary Zen living. At the Asheville Friends Meeting House, 227 Edgewood Ave. (off Merrimon Ave.). Donation. Mother Grove Events Info: 230-5069, info@ mothergroveavl.org or www.mothergroveavl.org. • SUNDAYS, 10am Drum Circle —- 10:30am - Weekly devotional service at the Temple. A simple service to ground and center you for the week. Spend some quiet time with the Goddess, with song, readings, meditation and prayer. At 70 Woodfin Place, Suite 2. • MONDAYS - Book discussion group, facilitated by Antiga, on the book The Creation of Patriarchy by Gerda Lemer. Info: 285-9927. Puja at Maha Shakti Mandir • SATURDAYS, 6-8pm - Gathering at Maha Shakti Mandir (Temple of the Great Goddess). Join Yogacharya Kalidas for Puja, chanting and spiritual discourse. Services offered on a donation basis. Sri Sri Sri Shivabalayogi Meditation Group Receive initiation into Sri Swamiji’s one-hour meditation technique. Onehour of silent meditation followed by Bhajans (devotional singing).

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Unity Center Events Celebrate joyful, mindful living in a church with heart. Contemporary music by Lytingale and The Unitic Band. Located at 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Road, Mills River. Info: 684-3798, 8918700 or www.unitync.net. • WE (1/26), 7pm - “Free Your Voice, Free Your Self,” with Kaleo Wheeler. Experience your voice as the focal point of your being. Love offering. • WE (2/2), 7pm “HeartFull Connections: Finding harmony with yourself and others,” with Kaleo Wheeler. Reconnect with your highest, most loving self. Love offering. Unity Church of Asheville Looking for something different? Unity of Asheville explores the deeper spiritual meaning of the scriptures combined with an upbeat contemporary music program to create a joyous and sincere worship service. Come join us this Sunday and try it for yourself. Located at 130 Shelburne Road, W. Asheville. Info: 252-5010 or www.unityofasheville.com. • 5th SUNDAYS, 11am - Musical Celebration Service. Musicians are always welcome. Info: 768-3339. • SUNDAYS, 11am - Spiritual Celebration Service —- 12:151:30pm - A Course in Miracles classes with Rev. Gene Conner. Windhorse Zen Community Meditation, Dharma talks, private instruction available Tuesday and Thursday evenings, residential training. Teachers: Lawson Sachter and Sunya Kjolhede. Main center: 580 Panther Branch, Alexander. City center: 12 Von Ruck Court. Call for orientation. Info: 645-8001 or www. windhorsezen.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:30-11am - Meditation, chanting and a Dharma talk. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 7-9pm Meditation and chanting. • FRIDAYS, 5:30-7:15pm - Meditation and chanting at the City Center.

Art Gallery Exhibits & Openings Art at UNCA Art exhibits and events at the university are free, unless otherwise noted. Info: www.unca.edu. • Through MO (2/7) Exhibit of West African art at Highsmith University Union Gallery. Info: 2516991. • Through SU (1/30) - Essence of Asheville, an exhibition of fused glass and encaustic art by Marsha T. Balbier, will be on display at Blowers Gallery in the Ramsey Library. • Through TU (2/15) - Drawing Discourse, a juried national exhibit of contemporary drawing featuring 31 works in conventional and innovative methods, will be on display in S. Tucker Cooke Gallery. Asheville Art Museum Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Admission: $8/$7 students and seniors/Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227 or www.ashevilleart.org. • Through SU (4/24) The Olmsted Project. • Through SU (3/13) - The Director’s Cut: 1995-2010. • FR (1/28) through SU (3/6) - WNC Regional Scholastic Art Awards exhibit on view at Pack Place Community Gallery. Juried artwork by students in grades 7-12. • FR (1/28), 5-7pm - Opening reception for A Chosen Path: The Ceramic Art of Karen Karnes. • FR (1/28) through SU (3/6) - Western North Carolina Regional Scholastic Art Awards Exhibition. • SA (1/29) through SU (6/26) - A Chosen Path: The Ceramic Art of Karen Karnes. Asheville Gallery of Art A co-op gallery representing 29 regional artists located at 16 College St. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am5:30pm. Info: 251-5796 or www.ashevillegalleryof-art.com. • TH (2/1) through MO (2/28) - Retrospective 1990-2010, featuring works by Al Junek. Bella Vista Art Gallery

Located in Biltmore Village, next to the parking lot of Rezaz’s restaurant. Winter hours: Mon., Wed., Thurs., 10am-4pm, and Fri. & Sat., 10am5pm. Info: 768-0246 or www.bellavistaart.com. • Through MO (1/31) - Feature wall artist: Stephen White, copper leaf paintings. New paintings by Susan Hodgin. Black Mountain College Museum + Arts Center The center is located at 56 Broadway, and preserves the legacy of the Black Mountain College through permanent collections, educational activities and public programs. Info: 350-8484, bmcmac@bellsouth.net or www.blackmountaincollege.org. • Through SA (2/5) - Paintings by Don Alter and W.P. “Pete” Jennerjahn. Center For Craft, Creativity and Design Located at the Kellogg Conference Center, 11 Broyles Road. in Hendersonville. Info: 8902050 or www.craftscreativitydesign.org. • Through FR (4/22) - WNC Models of Sustainability in Craft Making, an exhibit featuring eight studio craft artists working in residence at EnergyXchange in Burnsville and Jackson County Green Energy Park in Sylva. Events at the Turchin Center Appalachian State University’s Turchin Center for the Visual Arts is at 423 West King St. in Boone. Info: 262-3017 or www.tcva.org. • Through SA (3/19) - The Hemlocks! The Hemlocks!: Grief and Celebration by Lowell Hayes in Gallery B and Mayer Gallery, West Wing —- In the Void, sculpture by David Meyer in Gallery A, West Wing. Flood Gallery Events Located in the Phil Mechanic building at 109 Roberts St. in Asheville’s River Arts District. Info: 254-2166 or www.floodgallery.org. • Through MO (1/31) - “Dance is the New Visual Art,” an installation of multiple video pieces on the subject of dance and movement, created by Cilla Vee Life Arts Director Claire Elizabeth Barratt. Haen Gallery

Located at 52 Biltmore Ave., downtown Asheville. Hours: Mon.Fri., 10am-6pm, Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., Noon-5pm. Info: 2548577 or www.thehaengallery.com. • Through MO (1/31) - Wintertide, a rotating group exhibit of works from many of The Haen Gallery artists. Seven Sisters Gallery This Black Mountain gallery is located at 117 Cherry St. Hours: Mon.Sat., 10am-6pm and Sun., Noon-5pm. Info: 669-5107 or www.sevensistersgallery.com. • Through MO (3/28) - Earth and Water, oil paintings by Martha Kelley. Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 S. Caldwell St., Brevard. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am4pm. Info: 884-2787 or www.artsofbrevard.org. • Through FR (2/4) - Winter Wonderland exhibit.

More Art Exhibits & Openings Art at Headwaters Outfitters • Through MO (1/31) - A traveling exhibition about plott hounds, designed by Western Carolina University’s Mountain Heritage Center, will be on display. The plott hound is a popular hunting breed among mountain sportsmen. Located at 25 Parkway Road in Rosman. Info: 877-3106 or www.headwatersoutfitters.com. Art at PULP Located underneath the Orange Peel at 101 Biltmore Ave., Asheville. Info: www.pulpasheville. com. • Through MO (1/31) - Paintings by Asheville artist Brian Haynes. Art at the N.C. Arboretum Works by members of the Asheville Quilt Guild and regional artists are on display daily in The Visitor Education Center. Info: 665-2492 or www. ncarboretum.org. • Through MO (2/28) - Emissaries of Peace: The 1762 Cherokee and British Delegations, an exhibition on display in the Baker Center. Art at the Red Room • Through WE (2/9) - Local artist Micah Mackenzie will present works designed around Valentines. The Red

freewillastrology ARIES (March 21-April 19) What rewards do you deserve for all the good living and the hard work you’ve done since your last birthday? And what amends should you make for the mediocre living and the work you’ve shirked since your last birthday? If you choose this week to take care of these two matters with purposeful clarity, you will ensure the best possible outcomes. The reward you earn will be the right one, and the amends you offer will provide the proper correction.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

Sometimes I fly in my dreams. The ecstasy is almost unbearable as I soar high above the landscape. But there’s something I enjoy dreaming about even more, and that’s running. For years I’ve had recurring dreams of sprinting for sheer joy through green hills and meadows, often following rivers that go on forever. I’m never short of breath. My legs never get tired. I feel vital and vigorous and fulfilled. Does it seem odd that I prefer running to flying? I think I understand why. The flying dreams represent the part of me that longs to escape the bonds of earth, to be free of the suffering and chaos here. My running dreams, on the other hand, express the part of me that loves being in a body and exults in the challenges of this world. Given your astrological omens, Taurus, I think you’re ready for whatever is your personal equivalent of running in your dreams.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

An interviewer asked me if there’s any special ritual I do before writing these horoscopes. I told her that I often say a prayer in which I affirm my desire to provide you with these three services: 1. that what I create will be of practical use to you; 2. that it will help you cultivate your relationship with your inner teacher; 3. that it will inspire you to tap into and use the substantial freedom you have to create the life you want. I hope I’m doing a good job, Gemini, because in the coming weeks your inner teacher will be overflowing with practical clues about the art of liberation.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)

“Spring dawn: Turning toward the storm cloud, I lost sight of the bird.” Let this haiku-like poem by Julius Lester serve as a cautionary tale, Cancerian. You’re at risk of getting so fearfully fixated on a storm cloud that you may lose track, metaphorically speaking, of a rare and beautiful bird. And the thing is, the storm cloud isn’t even harboring that big a ruckus. It will pour out its flash and dazzle quickly, leaving virtually no havoc in its wake. That’s why it would be a shame for you to let your perverse fascination with it cause you to get separated from a potential source of inspiration.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)

Shockwaves of toxic misinformation pulse through the Internet on a regular basis. One of the latest infections attacked the subject of

astrology. An astronomer in Minneapolis proclaimed that due to the precession of the equinoxes, everyone’s astrological sign is wrong. He was perfectly mistaken, of course, for reasons I explain here: http://bit.ly/AstroHoax. But few journalists in the major media bothered to check the accuracy of the sensationalist allegation before publishing it, and soon the collective imagination was on fire. Hundreds of thousands of people suffered unnecessary identity crises and felt emotions that were based on a fallacy. In the coming week, Leo, you should be on high alert for a comparable outbreak or two in your personal sphere. Be vigorously skeptical -- not just toward the stories other people tell, but also toward the theories and fantasies that rise up in your own brain. Don’t believe everything you think.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

You are usually conscientious about attending to the details. It’s one of your specialties to take care of little necessities. You often know what to do in order to fix mistakes and messes caused by the imprecision of other people. For now, though, I encourage you to take a break from all that. In my opinion, you need to regenerate and replenish yourself, and a good way to accomplish that is to let your mind go blissfully blank. At least consider it, please. Give yourself permission to space out about the intricacies. Steep yourself in the primordial ooze where everything is everything.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

I’ll be interested to see how you shift your attitudes about love in the coming weeks, Libra. Fate will be bringing you good reasons to move away from long-held opinions about the nature of romance and intimacy. Your subconscious mind will be stirring with new dispensations about how best to deal with and express your life-giving longings. All in all, the process should be pretty enjoyable, especially if you relish psycho-spiritual riddles that impel you to probe deeper into the mysteries of togetherness.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

“Dear Rob: I am a professional obsesser. I mean I obsess on things a lot. But here’s the thing. When I do obsess on something and work with manic intensity to achieve it, I am changed in the process -- frequently to the point of no longer desiring what I was once obsessed by!

homework To read my response to the Internet rumor that astrology is based on wrong assumptions, go here: http://bit.ly/AstroHoax. © Copyright 2011 Rob Brezsny

This makes me crazy! Any advice? - Flagrant Scorpio.” Dear Flagrant: This is a gift, not a problem. Figuring out what you don’t want is a key factor in developing self-knowledge. And often the only way to do that is by pursuing what you think you want. Ultimately you’ll be purged of your lesser longings and superficial wishes and be able to crystallize a clear vision of what you truly desire more than anything else.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

“The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in such a way that will allow a solution,” said philosopher Bertrand Russell. In other words, the words you use to describe your dilemma are crucial. If you’re lazy or pessimistic about framing your big question, you minimize your chances for finding a useful answer. If you’re precise and creative, you’re more likely to attract the information and inspiration you need. This is always true, of course, but especially so for you right now.

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

A “karma whore” is someone who performs an abundant number of favors and acts of kindness in the hope of accumulating extra good karma. Judging from the astrological omens, I’m thinking this week will be prime time for you to flirt with being such a person. Why? Because the blessings you bestow in the near future are more likely than usual to generate specific blessings coming back your way. You don’t necessarily have to go to ridiculous extremes -- holding the door open for five people behind you, allowing ten cars to merge in front of you on the highway, flinging out casual but sincere compliments with reckless abandon. But from what I can tell, the more help you dole out, the more you’ll get in return.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You may have no idea of how much power you have right now to start fresh -- to escape the muddle of murky old failures. Your imagination might not yet be sufficiently lubricated to glide you into the expansive version of the future you deserve. But I’m hoping that this little horoscope of mine changes all that. I’m praying that you are already registering the pleasant shock I’m trying to jolt you with, and are awakening to the rampant possibilities. On your mark. Get set. Go!

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I’ve never been a fan of gurus. My view is that everyone should be his or her own guru. But there was one guy whose antics were pretty entertaining. He was one of those crazy wisdom types who borrowed liberally from the trickster archetype. This is what he told his followers about how to interpret their dreams in which he appeared. “If you dream of me and I’m not kicking your butt, it wasn’t really me.” I’ll say the same thing to you, Pisces: The only teachers worth listening to, studying, and dreaming about in the next two weeks will be those who kick your butt.

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What: Appalachian Voices and Restoring Eden present “Asheville Loves Mountains,” a benefit concert to help end mountaintop removal. Where: Pisgah Brewing Co., 150 Eastside Drive ($10/$8 for students. Info: appvoices.org/2011mtrtour, restoringeden.org/endmtr or 669-0190). When: Sunday, Jan. 30, 7 p.m. Why: “Asheville Loves Mountains: Music to End Mountaintop Removal” features a performance by Dewi Sant (folk, indie), Matrimony (acoustic instrumental), the Alex Krug Trio (Americana, folk, rock), Jonathan Ammons & the Electric Ghost (Americana, experimental) and Efren (folk, rock, indie). All proceeds from the evening showcase and fundraiser support Appalachian Voices, a local nonprofit dedicated to solving environmental problems across the central and southern Appalachian Mountains, and Restoring Eden, a community of Christians in “conversation about what it means to be wise and loving stewards of creation,” as stated on restoringeden.org. Come on out and raise funds and awareness about the environmental impacts of regional mountaintop removal.

benefitscalendar Calendar for January 26 - February 3, 2011 Asheville Loves Mountains: Music to End Mountain Top Removal • SU (1/30), 7pm - A benefit concert to raise money for ending mountain top removal. Bands include: Matrimony, Alex Krug Trio, Efren and Jonathon Ammons & The Electric Ghost with Dewi Sant. At Pisgah Brewing Company. $8 advance/$10 door. Student discount available. Info: http://restoringeden. org. Benefit for The Mountains Branch Library • TH (1/27), Noon - “Books & Bites,” an author luncheon at the Esmeralda Inn on Route 74, just outside of Chimney Rock. Acclaimed author Vicki Lane will be the featured guest speaker. $25. Info: 625-0456. Tickets are available at the Mountains Branch Library on Bill Creek Road in Lake Lure.

Brother Wolf Animal Rescue Fundraiser BWAR is a nonprofit dedicated to helping homeless dogs and cats find permanent homes. Info: www. bwar.org or 458-7778. • Through SU (2/13) - Puppy-Gram: A Valentine’s Day Fundraiser. For a donation of $40, a cute-ascan-be Brother Wolf rescue dog or puppy will stop by for a visit at your honey’s home or workplace on Monday, Feb. 14 bearing a flower and personalized card, balloon and sweet treat. All proceeds benefit the shelter’s mission. Info: volunteer@bwar.org or 423-2954. ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. Located at 121 Third Ave. W. Hendersonville. Info: 692-0385 or www.eco-wnc.org.

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• Through SA (2/5) - Heritage apple, peach and chestnut trees will be available for order. Maintain biodiversity while raising money for ECO. $25/tree. Trees must be picked up at the Hendersonville Visitor’s Center parking lot on Feb. 5. FAA Artful Bra Challenge • Make an Artful Bra to raise funds for Ladies Night Out, a program offered by Mission Hospital to provide free mammograms to uninsured and under-insured women in the Asheville area. Entries are due on April 5. Info: 505-8280 or shop@Kitschfabrics.com. For more info about Ladies Night Out: 250-6119. Taste of Swannanoa • FR (1/28), 7pm - The Swannanoa Business Association presents “Taste of Swannanoa” at the Beacon Event Hall, 204 Whitson Ave #A. Featured restaurants include: Anne’s Custom Catering, Beacon Bistro, Black Mountain Chocolate, Okie Dokie’s Smokehouse and Moments Cafe and Patisserie, to name a few. All proceeds go to a Swannanoa charity and diners are asked to bring a warm coat, food, child’s backpack or personal hygiene product for a Swannanoa Valley charity. $15 in advance/$18. Info: 337-4718 or burhoej@ gmail.com.

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Room is located at 5 Biltmore Ave. Art at West Asheville Library • Through MO (1/31) - A multimedia exhibition by local artist Mimi Harvey will be on display at West Asheville Library, 942 Haywood Road. Info: 250-4750. Push Skate Shop & Gallery Located at 25 Patton Ave. between Stella Blue and the Kress Building. Info: 225-5509 or www.pushtoyproject.com. • Through MO (1/31) Birdsong, new drawings, paintings and installation by David Hale.

Classes, Meetings & Arts-Related Events AnTHM Gallery (pd.) Hosts nationally acclaimed artist and Black Mountain’s own Brad Stroman, Saturday, February 5th, who’ll conduct a hands-on workshop on how to create his organic ceramic Heartstones...just in time for Valentine’s Day. Lunch at the Black Mountain Bakery is included; no supplies needed. Register by calling 828.419.0049 or visit www.anthmgallery.com for more information. Collage Mandala Class (pd.) 2nd Floor Wedge. River Arts District, 129 Roberts Street. $100 includes 2 classes/all materials/one painting. • Registration/information, call Amy at LangeArt, (630) 200-9410 for details! Asheville Art Museum Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Admission: $8/$7 students and seniors/Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227 or www.ashevilleart.org. • FR (1/28), Noon-1pm - Art Break: Guided tour of The Director’s Cut I: 1995-2010 with Assistant Curator Cole Hendrix —5-7pm - Opening reception for A Chosen Path: The Ceramic Art of Karen Karnes. Laurel Chapter of the Embroiderers’ Guild of America Holds monthly meetings and smaller groups dedicated to teaching different types of needlework. The chapter is also involved in numerous outreach projects. Guests are

always welcome at meetings. Info: 654-9788 or www.egacarolinas.org. • TH (2/3), 9:30am - Registration followed by a short business meeting and a program on how to stitch a hardanger bookmark taught bySandy Washington. At Cummings United Methodist Church, 3 Banner Farm Road, Horse Shoe. {Re}HAPPENING Presented by The Media Arts Project and the Black Mountain College Museum + Arts Center,{Re}HAPPENING is inspired by what a typical night at Black Mountain College might have been like. Cocktails, dinner, art, dancing and more. Info: www.rehappening.com. • TH (1/27), 5-8pm - A kickoff fundraising event, featuring a wine tasting and video footage from last year’s {Re}HAPPENING and a sampler of live performances by local artists, will be held at the Wine Studio, 169 Charlotte St., Asheville. $10.

Spoken & Written Word Buncombe County Public Libraries LIBRARY ABBREVIATIONS - Each Library event is marked by the following location abbreviations: n BM = Black Mountain Library (105 N. Dougherty St., 250-4756) n Library storyline: 250KIDS. • MO (1/31), 6:30pm - “How to Turn Your Book into an E-book and Get Published,” a free program on publishing tips. BM. Events at Malaprop’s The bookstore and cafe at 55 Haywood St. hosts visiting authors for talks and book signings. Info: 254-6734 or www.malaprops.com. • FR (1/28), 7pm - Laura Baylor will give a presentation focusing on “committing to goals” and will sign copies of her book Mindful Makeover for Moms. • SA (1/29), 3pm Heather Newton will discuss her book Under the Mercy Trees. • SU (1/30), 3pm - Lou Dischler will discuss My Only Sunshine. • WE (2/2), 7pm - Book Club: The Bad Girl by

Mario Vargas Llosa. Hosted by Jay Jacoby. • TH (2/3), 7pm Leanna Sain, the author of Magnolia Blossoms and Return to Nowhere, will be the special guest speaker.

Events at Montford Books & More The bookstore at 31 Montford Ave. hosts author readings and writing groups. Info: 2858805. • THURSDAYS (through 2/24), 7-8:30pm or SATURDAYS (through 2/26), 10:30am-Noon - Courageous Words Writing Group meets. To register: 348-4505 or torrose@gmail.com. Henderson County Public Library System Unless otherwise stated, all events take place in Kaplan Auditorium of the main branch library, located at 301 N. Washington St. in Hendersonville. The county system includes branches in Edneyville, Etowah, Fletcher and Green River. Info: 6974725 or www.henderson. lib.nc.us. • SA (1/29), 2pm James D. and Kent M. Loy will discuss their book Emma Darwin: A Victorian Life. Writers’ Workshop Events WW offers a variety of classes and events for beginning and experienced writers. Info: 2548111 or www.twwoa.org. • Through SU (2/20) - Words of Love Contest. Send in a creative letter, poem or story of 3,500 words or less. $25 entry fee. • Through SU (1/30) - 22nd Annual Memoirs Competition. Submit a memoir of4,000 words or less (must be unpublished). $25 reading fee. • SA (1/29), 10am-4pm - “Fiction Writing,” with Thomas Calder. Xpress Yourself Submit a poem to the Mountain Xpress Poetry Contest. Winners will have their work published in print and will read their poem aloud on Friday, April 8 at the Masonic Temple, in downtown Asheville, in early May and at WordFest. Info: www.mountainx.com/ae/ poetry/submit. • Through TH (3/17) - Submissions will be accepted.

Festivals & Gatherings Family Fun Night • FR (1/28), 5pm Activities will include: Youth Fit For Life Games, Healthy Food Crafts, Earth Fare Cooking Samples, “NO Cake” Cake Walk and more. YMCA Membership with no Joining Fee. At the Woodfin Community Center, 11 Community St., Asheville.

Music Asheville Lyric Opera All performances take place at Diana Wortham Theater. Tickets: 2574530. Info: 236-0670 or www.ashevillelyric.org. • FR (1/28), 7:30pm & SA (1/29), 3pm & 7:30pm - Brundibar, a prewar composition that has become the most performed children’s opera. Asheville Lyric Opera debut, celebrating the anniversary of ALO’s education programs. Dixieland & New Orleans Jazz at Calvary Baptist Church • FR (1/28), 7pm Firecracker Jazz Band will perform a free concert at the Church, located at 531 Haywood Road, in West Asheville. Info: 2357301 or www.calvaryasheville.com. Don Pedi Mountain Dulcimer Workshop & Concert • SA (1/29), 12:302:30pm - Workshop at BridgeBack Movement Studio in the American Legion Building in Marshall. Methods for strumming and noting, as well as traditional songs, tunes and hymns with tab. All levels welcome —- 3-5pm - Concert at BridgeBack. Short set by Mary Eagle, two 45minute sets with Don Pedi. $10 concert. $20 workshop. $25 both. Info: 689-9126. Haywood Community Band Concerts are presented at the Maggie Valley Pavilion, adjacent to the Maggie ValleyTown Hall, and are free to attend. Bring a picnic dinner. Info: 452-5553 or 4527530 or www.haywoodcommunityband.org. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Rehearsals at Grace Episcopal Church, 394 N. Haywood St., Waynesville. All interested concert band musicians are welcome to attend. Land of the Sky Chorus

For men age 12 and older. Info: www.ashevillebarbershop.com or 768-9303. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm - Open rehearsals at Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 51 Wilburn Place. Madison County Arts Council Events Located at 90 S. Main St. in Marshall. Info: 6491301 or www.madisoncountyarts.com. • SA (1/29), 7:30pm Dehlia Low with opening act Red June. $15. Skyuka Fine Art Concert Series • SA (1/29), 7pm - Jay Lichty will give a talk on his award-winning work, and play his guitars. Then Tryon’s own Stereo Fidelics will rock the house with their unique indie music. $7. Proceeds will be donated to Tryon Elementary’s art room. Info: info@skyukafineart. com. Song O’ Sky Chorus (Sweet Adelines International) The chorus is always looking for women 18+ who want to learn how to sing barbershop harmony. Please visit a rehearsal. Info: 1-866-824-9547 or www.songosky.org. • TUESDAYS, 7-9:30pm - Rehearsals at Reed Memorial Baptist Church, 756 Fairview Road. Tryon Fine Arts Center The gallery is at 34 Melrose Ave. in Tryon. Open Mon.-Fri., 9amNoon & 1:30-4pm; Sat., 9am-1pm. Info: 859-8322 or www.tryonarts.org • TH (1/27), 6:308:30pm - “Explore Drumming Around the World #2.” River Guerguerian, worldrenowned percussionist, will explore drumming around the world, emphasizing percussion of the Himalayas: Tibetan Singing Bowls, gongs, cymbals and water. John Vorus on didgeridoo. Info: www.guerguerian.com.

Theater Adult and Youth (15+) Core Technique Acting Programs (pd.) The Stella Adler Studio of Acting, WNC’s only professional acting studio and an extension of Stella Adler NYC, is now accepting interviews for its Spring Adult and Youth (15+) Core Technique Acting Programs. To schedule an interview call ACT

(828) 254-1320. www. stellaadler-asheville.com Weekly Monday Workshop Series (pd.) The Stella Adler Studio of Acting is starting its weekly series on Movement, Voice, Improv and Auditioning starting January 31. For more info: www.stellaadlerasheville.com Asheville Youth Mission • TH (1/27), 7pm & SA (1/29), 2pm - The Strength In Me, about today’s teenage girls, will be performed by Many Voices at The Garage at Biltmore Village, 101 Fairview Road. $8. Tickets: 231-4634. Info: www.ashevilleyouthmission.org/many-voices. Events at 35below This black box theater is located underneath Asheville Community Theatre at 35 E. Walnut St. Info: 254-1320 or www.ashevilletheatre.org. • TH (1/27), 7:30pm The Agony of Victory, the Thrill of Defeat: A Super Bowl of Surprising Sports Stories hosted by Tom Chalmers. $10. NC Stage Company Asheville’s professional resident theater company, performing at 15 Stage Lane in downtown Asheville (entrance off of Walnut Street, across from Zambra’s). Info & tickets: 239-0263 or www.ncstage.org. • TH (1/27) through SA (1/29), 7:30pm - The Redundant Theatre Company Theatre presents Chrysalis, written and performed by the advanced drama students at Hendersonville High School, in collaboration with TRTCT. Part of NC Stage’s Catalyst Series. $10. Info: www.facebook. com/TRTCT. The Magnetic Field A cafe, bar and performance house located at 372 Depot St., in the River Arts District. Info: www.themagneticfield. com or 257-4003. • TH (1/20) through SA (2/19), 7:30pm - When Jekyll Met Hyde, “a gleefully ridiculous take on the classic tale of passion,” written by Steven Samuels, will be performed. The story opens with a dual production and two full casts (one set in the 1950s, one in the 1960s) running in repertory together. $12$14.

The WNC Theatre League Unified Auditions Modeled after the Southeastern Theatre Conference auditions, this annual event allows local actors to showcase their talents in a professional audition setting for a variety of companies throughout the region. Events are held at A-B Tech’s Ferguson Auditorium. To register early or for more info: unifieds@montfordparkplayers.org. • WE (2/2), 6pm - Audition information workshop. At this workshop, actors will hear from a panel of directors and casting agents on effective auditioning techniques and what to expect at the auditions on Feb. 18-19. Theater at WCU Unless otherwise noted, all performances take place at the Fine & Performing Arts Center. Tickets & info: 227-2479 or http://fapac.wcu.edu. • FR (1/28), 7:30pm - “Mark Nizer 3D,” a performance that includes comedy, juggling and other tricks incorporating 3-D technology.

Film Asheville Culture Project A cultural arts community center offering ongoing classes in Capoeira Angola and Samba percussion. Other instructors, groups and organizations are invited to share the space. Located at 257 Short Coxe Ave. Info: www.ashevillecultureproject.org. • SA (1/29), 6-9pm - Capoeira Presentation and Film Screening. Slums, Drums and Capoeira, a documentary set in Rocinha, the largest slum in Rio, Brazil, tells the story of Tiane’s capoeira group and its mission to help keep kids occupied and away from drug gangs. A Capoeira presentation will follow. All proceeds will go to help outreach programs for children in Brazil. $5. Trailer: www.slumsdrums.com. Center for Diversity Education The Center is on the UNCA campus in Highsmith Student Union. Info: jshuster@unca.edu or www.diversityed.org. • TH (1/27), 12:20pm - Bullied: A Student, a School, and a Case that

Made History, a documentary about a young gay man who took a stand against the bullying he experienced in school, will be screened at Highsmith University Union, room 114. Info: 251-5024. Classic World Cinema Foreign Film Series Presented by Courtyard Gallery, 109 Roberts St., Phil Mechanic Studios, River Arts District in Asheville. Info: Cranky Hanke’s Reviews under “Special Showings,” www.ashevillecourtyard. com or 273-3332. • FR (1/28), 8pm High and Low by Akira Kurosawa. Firestorm Cafe & Books Located at 48 Commerce St., Asheville. Info: 2558115 or www.firestormcafe.com. • TH (1/27), 7pm - Screening of Bullied, a documentary that chronicles one student’s ordeal at the hands of anti-gay bullies and offers an inspiring message of hope to those fighting harassment today. Donation. Info: sara@ diversityed.org.

Dance 7pm Wednesdays • InterPlay Asheville (pd.) Play with us, and tap into body wisdom, with movement, reflection, voice, and 1 minute stories. It’s easy and Fun, plus, you can’t do it wrong! (Really!) (now every Wednesday.) $5-$15. • Sacred Embodiment Center, 31 Carolina Lane, Asheville, NC • downtown Asheville! Info: www. interplayasheville.org/ Dance and Sweat! (pd.) The name pretty much says it all. With easy to follow dance moves we will dance continuously for one hour to super fun music, keeping your heart rate up and making sure you leave sweaty. Dancing feels gooood! Every Tuesday at 6-7pm at Homewood, 19 Zillicoa St. Email Kathleen with questions, idodances@gmail.com Class price: $10 or 4 for $32 Studio Zahiya (pd.) • Tuesday: 9-10am: Hip Hop Fitness • 6-7pm: Beginner Bellydance • 8:10-9:10pm: Intermediate/Advanced Bellydance • Thursday: 9-10am: All Levels Bellydance • 6-7pm:

Bollywood and Bhangra • 8:10-9:10pm: Hip Hop. • Drop-in anytime. $12/class. • Info: (828) 242-7595 or www.lisazahiya.com Afro-Brazilian Dance Classes • THURSDAYS, 78pm - Classes explore dance styles from Rio and Salvador. Dropins and dancers of all levels welcome. Live drumming every week with Zabumba. $10. At Terpsicorps Dance Studio, 129 Roberts St., River Arts District. Asheville International Folk Dancers • TUESDAYS, 7-9:30pm We do a variety of dances from all over the world, but mainly line dances from Eastern Europe, particularly the Balkans. At Harvest House, 205 Kenilworth Road, Asheville. No partner, no cost. Info: 645-1543 or mmgoodman@frontier. com. Asheville Movement Collective AMC hosts weekly dancewaves for personal and community transformation. First wave is free. Info: www.DanceAMC. org. • FRIDAYS, 7-9pm Meet at the Terpsicorps Studio of Dance, above The Wedge in the River Arts District. $5. • SUNDAYS, 8:30-10:30 am & 10:30am-12:30pm - Meet at Studio 11, 11 Richland St. in West Asheville. $5. Capoeira Angola Workshop with Contre Mestre Toca • FR (1/28), 6pm - The Capoeira Asheville group invites you to participate in 3 days of Capoeira Angola workshops with visiting Contre Mestre Toca from Boston. At 257 Short Coxe Ave. $40. Info: www.capoeiraasheville.webs.com. Carolina Shag Dancing • WEDNESDAYS & SATURDAYS, 4-5pm - Dance lesson —- 7pm - Dance along with a live DJ. $5/Free on Sat. Held at Bosco’s Sports Zone, 3210 Hendersonville Road. Info: 684-2646. Swing Asheville Info: www.swingasheville.com, 301-7629 or dance@swingasheville. com. • TUESDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginner swing dance lessons at ‘Eleven on Grove’, 11 Grove St. Downtown Asheville. $12

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Auditions & Call to Artists L.E.A.F • Juried Fair Exhibitors: Call For Artists (pd.) The Lake Eden Arts Festival (LEAF) is calling all handcraft artists to apply for our 2011 Festivals! 55 exhibitors will be chosen by jury, open to all media. Spring Festival: May 12-15 • Fall Festival: October 2023. • LEAF is an awardwinning non-profit Music and Arts Festival located in the beautiful mountains of Western North Carolina. Attendance: 6,000/day. • Spring Application Deadline: January 30, 2011. • Final Deadline for applying for Fall is July 1, 2011. Please visit us online to apply! http://www.theleaf.com/handcrafts.php Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre Performances are held at BeBe Theatre, 20 Commerce St., Asheville. Info & tickets: 254-2621. • Dancers are needed to participate in ACDT’s annual 48 Hour Dance Project, which begins on Feb. 25. Paired with choreographers of different stylistic backgrounds, participants work to master a dance in just two days. The project culminates with a public performance at the BeBe Theatre on Feb. 27. Open to adults with dance experience only. Respond with name, email and phone number. Info: office@acdt.org.

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Chantal Saunders, co-owner of Burgermeister’s, says that her business has dipped about 20 percent since the bad weather began. However, she says, it could be worse. “We’re lucky enough to live in a neighborhood where we have a lot of walkers,” says Saunders of her West Asheville location. “Even if our customers can’t get their car out of the driveway, they can hoof it on down the street and come visit us. Living in a walkable neighborhood helps us a lot when it comes to surviving the winter.” Though she acknowledges that safety is very important, Saunders says that media reports urging people not to try the roads for

days — especially when they are clear — can tip toward the dramatic. Educating people about how to deal with the snow might help them continue to live their normal lives when the weather turns nasty. “It would be useful if they were giving out information about how to drive on the roads in the snow, like buying chains for your tires and other ways to cope so that you can live your life as normally as possible,” she says. Saunders says the key to keeping a small business alive during the winter months is consistency. That’s why, she says, her restaurant never closes for snow. “People do know that when they decide to set out into the world, they will likely find us open.” And whatever staff members don’t walk to work, Saunders says, are rounded up via four-wheeldrive vehicle. Even if the customers weren’t coming in, Saunders says, Burgermeister’s would remain open, just in case. “We would just run a skeleton crew. For any small business, cash flow is king, and doing a little bit of business is better than doing no business.”

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Going the extra mile: Nine Mile stays busy through the snow — its owners make every effort to stay open, says co-owner Nate Ray. Springs and often has trouble getting to work when the weather is bad. “We closed and we probably shouldn’t have,” says Lucci. “We just anticipated it to be much worse.” Lucci says that she justifies the occasional closing for bad weather because, at this time last year, the breakfast café was only open six, not seven, days a week. Lucci says that she did hear from some customers that they tried to come on the Tuesday that the restaurant was closed. “And I hate that,” she says. “That’s a lot of why I plan to be open on every snow day that we possibly can.” Even if that means potentially paying people to stand around? “I guess that’s just the give and take of it,” says Lucci. “Sure the busy summers go a long way toward keeping us alive, but if we didn’t have that regular local crowd that came in January through April, we would definitely die.”

Even with a local following, says Lucci, the snow has dampened business this year. Lucci estimates that the restaurant had only about 10 tables the day after the Christmas snowstorm. “We didn’t break even. Obviously, that’s not worth being open for, but I’ve learned that closing does not help people come in, obviously,” she says. “If you’re slow, and you decide to close an hour early, someone may come twice and you’re closed and never come back. I have learned that it’s probably better in the long run to stay open as much as we can.”

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While neighborhood businesses like Nine Mile benefit from more foot traffic during snowy weather, downtown businesses suffer from the lack of it, says Carla Baden, who owns Santé, a wine bar in the Grove Arcade. That’s why during the warmer months, Baden focuses on saving a little nut to get her through the winter. This year, Baden says, she’s had to dip into her reserve much earlier than usual. “It’s just so early in the season to be sucking out of that winter nest-egg that I think all of us try to save in the summer,” says Baden. “The suck has come much earlier this year.” Baden says that her employees suffer from the big freeze as well. “Of course their incomes

have dropped. If there’s nobody in here spending money, they’re definitely suffering,” Baden says that impacts the community as a whole. “My employees aren’t going out and spending any money — they don’t have it.” Santé missed only two days of business in December and none in January — so far, says Baden. She has closed early during inclement weather for lack of business, a decision that can be difficult, she says. One snowy night, for example, Baden was getting ready to close when a couple walked in. “I told them I’d stay open for another 45 minutes for them, and they left. I just beat myself up and down over it. It’s such a tough call. I don’t know what the right answer is as a business owner sometimes.” Baden notes that she also feels like news reports of snowy roads can be greatly exaggerated. “I get that they’re trying to be prudent and keep people safe, but I think that the continual message of ‘don’t go out, you will perish,’ has a negative impact on everybody. I get it, but in other areas of the country, that would not be the message — it’s ‘be cautious.’” She adds that she can run Santé, if pressed, with just one other person. Other downtown restaurants don’t often have that option. “They’re pushing an even bigger snowball uphill,” she says. “Servers, busboys, cooks, bartenders — sometimes all standing around.” That, she says, means throwing money away — money that’s tough to come by in the winter. “The amount of competition for the 72,000 souls that live in Asheville is huge,” Baden says. “My worry is that, if people continue to hibernate, come spring or summer, some of their favorite places might not be available because they might not make it through.” X Mackensy Lunsford can be reached at food@ mountainx.com.

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The Flying Frog, an Asheville institution open since 1996, had its last night of business on Sunday, Jan 16. Both the upstairs bar and the restaurant, located on the corner of Haywood Street and Battery Park Avenue, are shuttered for good. “The decision to close came about based upon the fact that we’re a higher-end, whitetablecloth restaurant,” says Vijay Shastri, chef and part-owner, with his family, of the restaurant. “It’s a very difficult prospect in this economy, and that’s what it boils down to. We looked at everything clearly before we made that decision.” Shastri says that he worked to lower prices and offer cheaper options at the Flying Frog, but changing the upscale image of such a mainstay proved difficult. “You get to a point where you’re branded so heavily, that at a certain point everyone knows you and considers you to be very expensive,” he says. “It’s virtually impossible after all of these years to break that stigma.” Initially, there was some discussion of keeping the Frog Bar open, and closing just the

downstairs restaurant. Shastri and his family, however, came to the decision that it was time to step out of the way of the other Asheville business owners trying to divide up a rather small pie in a rough winter. “This is a tough time,” he says. “Since we’re going away anyway, we wanted to get out of their way and let them do what they can.” Shastri says that Asheville’s economic landscape has changed since his family became involved in restaurant ownership in the ‘80s (his parents, Jay and Cathie, had Café Bombay downtown then, and his family also owned the iconic Windmill European Grill). “Highend spending, from both tourists and locals, is virtually nonexistent in Asheville right now, even for the last couple of years,” he says. “I can equate huge amounts of reduction here to the loss of frivolous spending.” Though Shastri appears to be in very good spirits, he says that the end of an era makes him sadly nostalgic. “I’m very sad about it. The Frog was my first grown-up venture. In the case of the Frog, there’s so many good memories.” However, says Shastri, he intends to stay positive. “I honestly choose not to

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think of this as the end of something but the start of something else much better. I would hate to end my long tenure in the Frog with something negative,� he says. Shastri says that he does not know what will replace the Flying Frog in the vacant space, which is part of the Haywood Park Complex, owned by the FIRC group. Staff of the Haywood Park Hotel said that they did not know of any plans, and to their knowledge, the hotel management has not solidified a replacement for the room service that the Frog once provided. For his part, Shastri indicates that he’s not retiring from the restaurant business for good — just for now. “By no means is this the end. Right now, this is the best decision to make in order for me to take the next step forward.� So there will be definitely be another phase, Xpress asks? “Asheville can’t get rid of me that quickly,� says Shastri. He’s looking to spend more time with his family, including his young daughter. “Let’s just say that this is not the last that everyone’s going to be seeing of me,� says Shastri. “And next time I’ll be leaner and stronger.� Does that mean that he’s going with a more casual theme? No, says Shastri. “I’ve done a lot of soul-searching, and the reality is that I am a white-tablecloth operator. More than likely, I will look to go to a smaller, more intimate white-tablecloth restaurant.� Shastri says that he intends to shutter the Frog on a positive note, with a thank you to Asheville for the many good years. “If it wasn’t for the people in this town, I could

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Whatta pie: Favilla’s serves “real Italian, real pizza from real New Yorkers,� says Andrew Favilla, who runs the pizzeria with his brother Vinny. have never gotten this far. This town is the reason that I’ve done so well. We had a great run. I would never change anything, honestly.�

More closings

In other restaurant news, Steak & Wine has closed, taking with it Sadie’s Seafood Pub and Steak & Wine’s martini bar, Satchel’s. Sadie’s was an offshoot of Steak & Wine that opened in 2009, offering a casual seafood pub environment. Many wondered whether it was a good idea to open half a block away from the Lobster Trap, a Hall of Famer for “Best Seafood� in Xpress’ annual Best of WNC poll. “We really feel like we’re offering a completely different product,� S & W’s events director at the time, Leslie Rogers, said of the restaurant’s decision to open the eatery. Steak & Wine, however, seemed poised to go the distance, offering the only steakhouse of its kind in downtown Asheville. Steven Moberg purchased and renovated the S&W building in 2007. The business filed for bankruptcy in mid-January, court documents show.

On a brighter note

Via e-mail, Elizabeth Sims of the Asheville Independant Restaurant Association acknowledged that the news of restaurants closing is sad. In order to help stimulate the restaurant economy, she says, AIR is “trying to bring a lot of value to the table (pun intended) to help folks feel good about eating out.� AIR’s Taste of Asheville Passport, says Sims, costs $50 and is equal to $600 in buyone-get-one entree savings, “so it’s a heck of a deal.� “We hope folks will visit our website and consider purchasing a passport and supporting our independent restaurant community, especially during this traditionally slower season,� she says. The passport includes deals from Tingles Cafe, Bouchon, Laughing Seed, City Bakery

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Good news for people that live outside of the delivery range of non-chain pizza restaurants. Favilla’s New York Pizza just opened at 1093 Patton Ave. in unit A, offering delivery within a 10-mile radius. Andrew Favilla, who owns the New Yorkstyle pizzeria with his brother Vinny, is Brooklyn through and through. “I think I brought a taste of New York here with me,� he says. “I can’t get rid of the accent no matter how hard I try, so I might as well.� Does Favilla have plenty of experience making pizza, Xpress asks? “Oh my God, yeah,� he says. He describes standing on a milk crate at eight years old, making pizza in his uncle’s corner restaurant. “I was one of those pesky kids that would never leave,� he laughs. “I was always there serving, making pizzas. It actually brought more business because it was really good pizza, and nobody could believe a little guy like me was making it, standing on a milk crate to reach the oven.� Favilla’s serves a number of specialty pizzas, including a delicious balsamic chicken with breaded chicken cutlets, diced tomatoes, fresh basil, mozzarella and balsamic glaze. Pasta specials include a classic spaghetti with meatballs, baked manicotti and stuffed shells. Favilla also serves traditional strombolis with a ridiculous assortment of meat, including cappicola, salami and sausage with a threecheese blend. The restaurant offers delivery, take-out and catering only. And the single slices are the size of your head, perfect for folding and stuffing in your face on the go. Currently, Favilla’s is open seven days a week. For full hours and more information, visit the Favilla’s New York Pizza Facebook page or call 225-3032. X Mackensy Lunsford can be reached at food@ mountainx.com.

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Wine love, anyone? by Ayana Dusenberry I admit it. I love wine. Not that I needed proof, but Facebook confirmed this for me after I submitted to one of those end-of-theyear applications whereby a list of your most frequently posted words is generated. My top two for 2010 were “wine” and “love.” Granted, it’s a pretty common topic of discussion for me, considering that I help put on a wine and food festival. But beyond that, good wine is hands down my favorite alcoholic beverage — at times exotic, always comforting and elemental. So there’s no surprise that ever since The Wine Studio of Asheville opened a year ago, I have continued to be one of its many, happy regulars. I know this column is called “Bar Tab” and that the Wine Studio of Asheville is not a bar. But it’s also not your average wine shop. Stop by on any given evening during a tasting and you’ll see staffers pouring into raised glasses and hear laughter and lively discussions over great music — characteristics of any inviting neighborhood bar. One of the main components separating the Wine Studio from some

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other wine shops is its license, which not only allows for tastings and classes to take place on site, but also for one to be able to go in, buy a bottle of wine, sit down and drink it there. The wine shop is on Charlotte Street (just a stones-throw from Charlotte Street Pub) and always has a full schedule of classes and tastings, my favorite being Winesdays. Each Wednesday, owner Jessica Gualano orchestrates a sampling of five wines based upon a theme (there were bubbles the week before New Year’s, and, more recently, new arrivals under $12). She and her wildly approachable and knowledgeable staff not only pour for you, but also tell you about each wine — either briefly or in depth, depending on your level of interest. What’s more, each Winesday is only $5, and a portion of proceeds goes to a different nonprofit each month. Patronizing the Wine Studio isn’t just about buying wine, but about experiencing and learning about it in a warm, encouraging environment. And seriously — how often do you get to drink for charity? As far as their extensive classes go, I have been itching to take Sake Tasting 101 where you BYOS (that’s Bring Your Own Sushi). And for you health nuts out there, there’s Stretch & Wine, a restorative yoga session followed by — yup, you guessed it — wine. Definitely a yoga class I can get behind. And each Saturday, all after-

noon, there are free tastings. I know I am not alone in saying that purchasing wine can be intimidating. You’re going to a dinner party and you just know there will be big-time wine connoisseurs there. What to bring that will impress but not break the bank? Or what if you walk into a store and are directed towards something out of your price range, or asked questions you don’t really know the answers to, like “Are you looking for a particular vintage?” Never fear, because even if you have absolutely no idea what you are hoping to buy, Gualano and her trusty staff will help you find a bottle of something you will feel good about. I am embarrassingly bad at retaining information on wines I’ve enjoyed, being better at describing the label than being able to recall its origin or varietal. I even bought one of those little wine journals — but of course I never have it on me when I need it. So, the fact that they can keep a log of what you purchase there is just another check alongside many others in my book. X Ayana Dusenberry is the marketing manager for WNC Magazine and the Asheville Wine and Food Festival, and a proud alumnus of the Mountain Xpress. She can be reached at ayana@wncmagazine.com.

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The name’s your first clue. The second, the pre-trivia warm-up music: an awesomely cheesy mix of ‘80s, fist-pumping anthems like Joe Espisito’s “You’re the Best” (from which classic movie¹) and that one from the original cartoon Transformers movie that goes “You got the touch! You got the power!” (sung by which guy²). Then your host, Kippper Schauer, leaps to the stage. Clad in worn-out jeans, tattoos and an awful, awful T-shirt with wolves on it, he takes a pull off his scotch and soda and grabs the mic. “Welcome to the best goddamn trivia night ever!” he yells at the crowd. “Make some f--king noise, let’s do this shit!” Yep, this ain’t your typical pub Quizzo, son. “I’m trying to have the rowdiest trivia night in Asheville,” Schauer tells Xpress with a grin. “Trivia shouldn’t be a tame event. If you go to a trivia night at any other bar here, it’s very quiet. But trivia is where my friends and I excel. We can’t throw a football, but when it comes to trivia, we’re on top of that shit. So we treat it like a fullcontact sport.” And he’s not kidding. As anyone who’s been to one of his raucous, booze-fueled, Monday night nerdfests can attest, Kipper’s Totally Rad Trivia Night isn’t for lightweights looking for a quiet evening of Jeopardy. At Schauer’s nights, teams compete for real cash, usually well over $100. Profanity is prevalent. Heckling other teams is expected. And being heckled by Schauer himself? Hell, that’s all just part of the fun. (On the night Xpress went, Schauer even cussed out his dad. His own dad.) But it’s Schauer’s 100-percent-original, selfwritten questions that are the real draw: a sentimental smorgasbord of pop culture trivia from the ‘80s until now, touching on everything from movies and music and beer to viral videos and video games and celebrity gossip. Don’t expect questions about state capitals or 16th-century European monarchs. Oh hells no. KTRTN is for those people who couldn’t care less who fought the Falkland War³, but can tell you what movie Falkor the Luckdragon starred in4. It’s for the people who can’t remember what

year the Arc de Triomphe was commissioned 5, but know what year Archers of Loaf released their first album6. It’s for those of us who can’t name the capital of Belarus7, but can give you the first and last name of the principal in Saved By The Bell 8. “I’m completely aware that my trivia night is not for everyone,” Schauer, who bartends at Chai Pani during the day, says. “There’s a certain type of person that really enjoys what we do. And when they find us, they get hooked.” Alongside the oddball assortment of questions about David Hasselhoff’s music career or the average life expectancy of an enemy soldier in a Chuck Norris film9, Schauer constantly ups the creativity with audio rounds, like Kipper’s Mom Describes Movies and visual rounds like Guess That Animal Dong (yes, it’s exactly as it sounds). There’s even the occasional tasting round, where teams have to discern 10 different flavors of Pringles or, even worse, 10 different types of baby food. “That was messed up,” Schauer says, laughing. “Freakin’ veal. Who the hell feeds their child pureed veal?” Not surprisingly, a shtick this good has been years in the making. While he’s only been hosting KTRTN at Broadways’s since May, Schauer — who was born in Durham — first created his unique brand of pub trivia five years ago while living in California. “It started at the grungiest, dirtiest bar in San Diego, and it became this rough and tumble trivia night, with lots of chair throwing and yelling.” He laughs. “I used to punch holes in the ceiling to emphasize points.” After a chance stop in Asheville while on tour with his band (and a little guilt-tripping from his parents, who live in the WNC area), Schauer and his girlfriend relocated here about a year and half ago. He quickly found a new home for KTRTN at the now-defunct New French Bar. Within a few months, his trivia night had become so popular, he moved it over to Fred’s Speakeasy (now Fred’s Parkside Pub and Grill). But even that couldn’t contain it. “I like having our trivia night in the proper setting,” Schauer says. “The darker and drunker it is, the better. So when Broadway’s approached me, I was like, ‘Oh, let’s do this.’” Still, even in its new, 80-person-capacity space, KTRTN is hardly the biggest game in town. Nor, as our latest Best of WNC issue pointed out, is it the most popular. That honor goes to Schauer’s friendly rival over at Jack of the Wood. “I don’t think we can compete with the other trivia nights as far as the numbers that they’re doing,” he says with a shrug. “We have a very select clientele, and I’m thrilled by that.” And, he admits, he kind of likes being the underdog. “What the f--k would we yell [at the end of each trivia night] if we were number one? ‘F--k Kipper’s Trivia Night?’” X

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by Alli Marshall “I had lived in L.A. for about a year and a half and was a little bit disillusioned by the lack of camaraderie or community with trying to do live shows,” says singer/songwriter Lissie. (She was born Elisabeth Maurus but her stage name suits her: fun, a little bit girly, not too serious, completely disarming.) “I met the guys from Scrappy Hamilton, they were my neighbors and became some of my best friends.” The guys from Scrappy Hamilton moved to Los Angeles from Asheville — not so different from Lissie, who relocated from Rock Island, Ill., a town of about 40,000 people. The small-town transplants banded together with other artists and musicians living in Beachwood Canyon, a neighborhood Lissie describes as “vibey, with some nature and hiking trails.” At the time, she was working at a bar called Cranes, where “no one seemed to go but it was a really cool place, so we started this thing every Wednesday night called Beachwood Rockers Society.” Kind of like a songwriters’ night where all the performers went on to get label deals and tours. “Everyone was so talented and it was cool to watch everyone grow over the years,” says Lissie. “Now all of us have our memories of those times but we’re getting to be proper musicians.” The guys from Scrappy Hamilton formed Truth & Salvage Co.; Lissie became, well, Lissie, releasing her full-length debut, Catching a Tiger, on the U.K.’s Columbia Records. “I spent most of last year overseas,” she says, sounding a bit amazed. (Lissie often gets asked, in interviews, about the time she was kicked out of school — she’s that girl — but she also admits to getting carsick, which is pretty much the antithesis to the touring rock star image.) “Running into a friend who said they heard you in the grocery store, playing a concert that sells out, it’s a lot of little bits that make you feel like, ‘Okay, this is going well,’” she says. Lissie’s Tiger is a polished but wholly likable collection of ‘60s and ‘70stinged jangly pop-rock. There’s a coiled energy in Lissie’s voice that’s still young and barely contained. Sometimes she almost seems to get away from herself: Tracks like “Record Collector” and “Little Lovin’” prance with abandon, all coltish and wild. Of course, these moments of lost control are also some of the album’s best. And it was another Asheville musician — Bill Reynolds of Band of Horses — who first captured Lissie’s sound. A friend of the Scrappy Hamilton/Truth & Salvage members, “He would come out to L.A. to work. At first when I met him I thought, ‘Who is this guy? He thinks he’s so cool,’” says Lissie. Then one day she added some melodies to some instrumental sketches Reynolds was working on and “we sorted of bonded over that experience.” They covered “Wedding Bells” by Hank Williams and realized they had a good working connection, so Reynolds completed her EP, Why You Runnin’. (In fact, their bond is now so tight they’re roommates, sharing Lissie’s house, though their individual touring schedules mean they’re rarely home at the same time.) Some of the songs on both Runnin’ and Tiger (which followed the EP) were recorded in Asheville’s Echo Mountain Studios (“Little Lovin’,” “Everywhere I Go,” “Bully” and “Stranger” credit Reynolds as producer), but the rest of Tiger was produced by Jacquire King (who’s worked with

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Tiger tiger burning bright: Lissie’s debut album, Catching A Tiger, was produced in part at Echo Mountain by (former Ashevillean) musician/producer Bill Reynolds. photo by Valerie Phillips

the likes of Tom Waits, Kings of Leon and Norah Jones). “Bill’s more of a mad man — in a good way,” Lissie says of Reynolds. “When I talk about recording in an abstract way, he knows what I mean.” She credits King with bringing her to a level of professionalism because “he had already done so many great albums and he knows it takes a lot of hard work and showing up on time. Every day at 11:30 I was ready to go. I knew what my thoughts were for the day and what I wanted to work on.” Structure, formality, a coach-style working relationship and being “rad” are what she attributes to King, though she’s quick to add that Reynolds will produce her next album because “now I’ve learned the professionalism, and sometimes certain people just complement each other.” About that next album: Right now it’s just in the idea stage. She has until November to record and will be on tour until August. “The lyrics aren’t coming to me as quickly,” she says of her current writing process. “I find I’m writing about different things that require a bit more time.” So, probably not as many references to romantic angst (“I asked nicely please get out of my face, excuse me I’m not yours, I am mine,” she sings on “Stranger”), and no guarantees that the ‘60s and ‘70s sounds — the jangle, the slow-driving beats, the hand claps — will be repeated. “Musically, I don’t think I’m nostalgic for the past,” she says. “I never really tried to go for anything in my recording.” It was about honoring the song, she explains. And it still is. What Lissie is looking forward to is recording her second full-length album with her band, who she’s been playing with for a year now. No more studio musicians — that’s one change — and “I’m not going to be complaining as much about guys. I’m sort of over that.” X Alli Marshall can be reached at amarshall@mountainx.com.

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Emancipator and Blockhead bring more beats to Stella Blue by Par David Neiburger

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Over the last several years Asheville has fostered a blossoming electronic music scene. The arrival of Moogfest in October, bringing some of the biggest national names in electronic music, seemed to solidify Asheville as a burgeoning center for electronic music. Still, the community suffered a loss last year when Club 828 closed — the venue had become the unofficial home for national and regional electronic music shows in Asheville. Over the last several months, Stella Blue has been filling the void left by Club 828. Recently, national touring electronic artists such as Daedelus, Bluetech and Borgore have graced the Stella stage. This week, Autonomous Records brings its national tour of Emancipator and Blockhead to Stella Blue. Joining them is local Asheville producer, musician and DJ, Marley Carroll. Carroll will provide support to Emancipator and Blockhead for the entire run of their tour. He’s also an outspoken advocate of the local electronic scene and eager for the opportunity to bring a bit of Asheville to a national audience. “The electronic music scene in Asheville is becoming really vibrant. We’re blessed with a really diverse and extremely talented group of electronic musicians here, and I think there is a lot of reciprocated inspiration floating around,” he says. “Between that and the amount of amaz-

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ing national and international electronic artists coming through town, including the advent of MoogFest, a national spotlight is bound to be turned on Asheville’s electronic artists. I think the key will be somebody breaking out of Asheville onto a national stage. A lot of us are aware of this, and the bar keeps getting raised for local talent, which is great.” And Asheville’s solidifying its reputation as a place for top-name electronic acts to play. Emancipator was recently signed to 1320 Records, the record label run by the seminal electronic group Sound Tribe Sector 9. Emancipator represents the more down-tempo spectrum of the 1320 roster of artists. His music is heavily influenced by down-tempo and mid-tempo beats and trip-hop music. “My earliest influences were artists like DJ Shadow, RJD2 and Thievery Corporation. These were the artists that made me want to start making beats,” he tells Xpress. Emancipator, a classically trained violinist, adds an often-missed element to his production: the use of analog instruments. “I play violin on a lot of my tracks as do several other musicians,” he says. “Most of my tracks involve the use of some sort of live instrument. It is a balance between the MIDI production, the live recording and some samples as well.” It will be Emancipator’s fourth Asheville performance in the last few years. He played at the ninth Trinumeral Music and Arts Festival, performed the closing set after Bonobo Live Band at last year’s electronic mini-festival Luminescence and recently played a show with Boombox at Pisgah Brewing Company late last year. Blockhead is most well-known for producing several tracks from independent hip-hop legend, Aesop Rock. Arguably, the Aesop Rock tracks that Blockhead produced are his finest work. But aside from his work with hip-hop MCs, Blockhead’s solo electronic work is quite impressive. His first solo release, Music By Cavelight, is an incredible record. Blockhead has been recording over the last several years for Ninja Tune, one of the finest labels in modern electronica. The son of the late Sidney Simon, a well-known sculptor in New York City, Blockhead has been a lifetime part of that city’s art and music community Carroll is maybe one of the most versatile musicians in the Asheville music community. He is an electronic music producer, the lead singer of indie-rock group The Melanaster Band, DJ for the nationally touring hip-hop group Mr. Invisible, and half of the DJ duo for Arcade Asheville’s weekly “No Cover, No Shame” Friday-night dance party (full confession: I’m the other half). Carroll’s performance opening for Emancipator and Blockhead represents his incarnation as an electronic music producer and live performance artist. “My set for this upcoming tour is kind of a synthesis of all the things I do as a musician and DJ,” Carroll says. “It’s all original music, performed live on turntables, electronic controllers, keyboards and vocals. It’s somewhere between the one-man-band style of performance, like Andrew Bird, and an experimental scratch DJ set.” X

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It’s no surprise that one of our hippest City Council members, Gordon Smith, has such eclectic — not to mention current — musical taste. But it wasn’t always that way. “There wasn’t any music in my house growing up — everyone read,” says Smith. “Besides at Christmas, when they would crank up the Perry Cuomo.” Well, judging by his answers, he’s sure come a long way. And don’t be alarmed if you don’t see him at a local show for awhile. Smith says he’s hard at work “doubling [his] focus on multimodal transportation and on equal rights for LGBT North Carolinians.”

Hey Gordon Smith, what’s your spin? Listening to now: This very moment? [Young, jazz-fusionist] Esperanza Spalding. I’ve been rocking Pandora [Internet Radio], too. Amy Winehouse radio on Pandora is freakin’ fantastic: You’ll hear her, and then Etta James, and then you’ll hear an R&B group, and then it’ll cut into Bonnie Raitt or something. Oh, and I’m looking forward to hearing the new Decemberists album, too. I hear it’s great. Most recent album/song bought: The Roots most recent release, How I Got Over. I also picked up the free Girl Talk download. And I just finally got Hellblinki’s Oratory downloaded onto my iTunes. First album ever bought: Kenny Rogers, The Gambler. I would have been 11 or 12, I guess. Shortly thereafter I got the Grease soundtrack, the double album. [Laughs.] Wow, that’s super cheesy.

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Most recent concert attended: Albatross Party at PULP. Before that, Devo in Chicago before Lollapalooza. First concert ever attended: Amy Grant. That’s embarrassing. It was through church, and there was this girl going that I liked, so I went. [Laughs.] Next was Billy Joel, then The Who. Favorite local/regional act: Locally, Tyler Ramsey. Regionally, the Avett Brothers. I love their new album. I think it’s going to be a classic. Favorite artist/band of all time: Bob Dylan. Guilty pleasure: EARPWR. It’s bubblegum pop music, but it’s pure, crazy, goofy fun.

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“Jamtronica is a heaving musical storm right now, and as far as I’m concerned, Papadosio is squarely in the eye of that storm,” raved a Chicago Jam Scene blog after catching the band’s performance in Wicker Park. Originally from Athens, Ohio, this five-man band now calls Asheville home. Papadosio’s M.O. is improvisation and harmonizing as they move from rock/house to jazz/hop to dub/breaks in all sorts of surprising combinations. Can Be Found: Stella Blue, Saturday, Jan. 29 RIYD: Big Gigantic, Mimosa. You Should Go If: You like to ask people if you can feel their face even though you have perfect vision; you like to answer a question with another question; you want to be the first person in Asheville to have a baby born under the sign of Ophiuchus; you earn a respectable second income … by selling your body fluids as early and often as you possible can.

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Taylor Moore has found a mentor and admirer in Edwin McCain (Moore has opened for McCain at the Orange Peel). McCain says, “I want to see myself in him … but I could never play electric guitar like Taylor. I have promised myself not to hover over him like a big brother, but I can’t help but be proud of his musical future.” Moore’s music is Stevie Ray Vaughan-ish with a Caribbean influence (he lived in the Virgin Islands for a while) and he describes his vocal style as “Ray LaMontagne meets Rod Stewart.” Come on, that has to make you at least a little curious. Can Be Found: The Grey Eagle, Thursday, Jan. 27 RIYD (Recommended if You Dig): Edwin McCain, Mike Corrado. You Should Go If: You hold your elementary school record for most consecutive talent show wins; taking and retaking every personality test you can get your hands on has a soothing effect on you; you prefer looking orange-y to looking pasty; you earn a respectable second income … by playing online poker for at least eight hours a day.

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The Broadcast dreams a little dream

Forget New York: “Asheville has allowed us to take our music and make it our business,” says newly transplanted band The Broadcast.

by Anne Fitten Glenn Caitlin Krisko has one of those voices that make folks sit up and listen: it’s smoky, compelling and remarkably nuanced for one so young (she turns 26 this month). As lead vocalist of self-described “soul-infused rock band” The Broadcast, Krisko’s voice soars on the group’s recently released EP, Days Like Dreams. The five guys who back up Krisko are Christian Mendoza on guitar, Rich Brownstein on keys, Matthew Davis on bass, Tyler Housholder on percussion and Michael W. Davis on drums. The first track on the new EP, “Loving You,” is a Motown-influenced dance tune. The other songs range from the pop-like “Trouble Remembering” to the more electronic-infused “The Reckoning.” The Broadcast’s sound is easy to move to, and their live shows supposedly keep the crowds jumping. “Caitlin’s often compared to performers like Janis Joplin, Freddie Mercury and Robert Plant — sweating and emoting the words she’s singing, allowing people to get a sense of her soul and where the music is coming from,” says Housholder. While the band clearly has some serious musical chops, each of the songs on the EP feels a bit derivative. The Broadcast’s challenge, I think, is to use their obvious talent to create a truly original sound. If they can do that, there will be no stopping them. Their story begs telling as well. The entire band quit their day jobs and moved to Asheville from Brooklyn in September to

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chase their dream of playing music full-time. They’d been making music together since 2007, but strictly on a weekend-warrior touring basis. The six band members now live in a rented house in north Asheville where they can tour and create music together 24/7. They’re currently playing weekly at the new Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Charlotte and recently returned from touring up North, revisiting their former stomping grounds. “In the four months we have lived here, we’ve had more opportunities come up for us than we did in three years in New York City,” Housholder says. “Not only is Asheville a far more nurturing city for artists, but it also allows its artists to spread their wings and expand their business on a national level. New York City allowed us to cultivate our craft, and really lock in our sound. Asheville has allowed us to take our music and make it our business.” Band members have also been enthusiastic about tapping into the local music scene, and say they’re huge fans of artists here such as stephaniesid, Yo Mama’s Big Fat Booty Band and Moses Atwood. “It’s a solid, eclectic, supportive community, and it makes us feel like we have a family to come home to when we get off the road,” Housholder says. Learn more at thebroadcastmusic.com. X Anne Fitten Glenn is a freelance writer in Asheville. She also writes Brews News and Edgy Mama for Xpress.

spork Of ample hills: The 2011 Mountain Xpress poetry prize

Western North Carolina has long history as a mecca for the written word. From Thomas Wolfe to Wilma Dykeman, O. Henry to Charles Frazier, our mountains have been home to a diverse group of esteemed authors, many of them poets. Is it coincidence that the last three poets laureate of North Carolina — Fred Chappell, Kathryn Stripling Byer and Cathy Smith Bowers — are from the mountains? And we know there are more poets in these hills. We are proud to announce the 2011 Mountain Xpress Poetry Prize! We are searching for quality poetry from you, our talented community of writers — from the established professional to the avid amateur. The theme this year is “A Day in the Mountains.” Interpret that any way you choose! Be poetic about it! Be, as Walt Whitman wrote, “of ample hills”! The format is quite simple. Submit two poems at mountainx.com/poetry2011. There is a $5 fee, but few restrictions regarding style or form. So, as William Carlos Williams said, “get said what must be said.” But please say it originally: No translations, adaptations or other directly derivative work. And poets do need to reside in WNC, upstate South Carolina or Eastern Tennessee.

We will accept poems through March 17, 2011 and select ten poems based on originality, creativity and artistic quality. One poet from these 10 will be selected (by a committee of local poetry lovers) as the 2011 winner of the Mountain Xpress Poetry Prize. All ten poets will also receive a special prize from Xpress. Mountain Xpress will publish the winning poems and feature their authors throughout the month of April. April is National Poetry Month and a perfect time to celebrate our homegrown talent. In addition to being published in Xpress, the winning poets will read their work on Friday, April 8, at a very special event here in Asheville. We have secured the Masonic Temple, a place rich in local history with perfect acoustics, for a “poetry show.” We will finish the evening with a mixed-media performance to close things in style. The winners of the Mountain Xpress Poetry Prize will also read at Asheville Wordfest, held in early May here in Asheville. So select your best work — or better yet, write a new poem or two. Submit them by March 17 at mountainx.com/poetry2011 and see what happens. We look forward to a celebration of poetry here in the mountains! — Xpress staff

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smartbets {pre} HAPPENING at Wine Studio

Black Mountain College Museum + Art Center’s HAPPENING 2011 doesn’t take place until April 9 (save that date!) but there’s a chance to get excited and raise funds at The Wine Studio of Asheville’s HAPPENING on Thursday, Jan. 27, 5-8 p.m. The event will showcase video from last year’s HAPPENING (inspired by the idea of what a typical Saturday night at Black Mountain College), along with live performance from Claire Elizabeth Barratt (dance) and Elisa Faires (music), plus a wine tasting and a chance to buy discount tickets for this year’s April event. $10 (a portion of the proceeds go to this year’s HAPPENING). blackmountaincollege.org. photo by jon leidel

Enemy Lovers Guest List show

Drone Summit of the Carolinas

“Drone music is an avant-garde musical form, in which sustained or repeated sounds, notes and/or tone-clusters are created, combined, mixed, manipulated and layered using any number of methods, including voice, guitars, pedals & effects, keyboards, synthesizers, computers and amplifiers,” says press for the inaugural Drone Summit. Want to know more? Three bands (NOOSE, Jamie Hepler of Soft Opening, pictured, and Zach and Abe a.k.a. The Wet Heel) perform; projection artist JSF contributes visuals. Friday, Jan. 28, 9 p.m.-2 a.m. at Stella Blue, downstairs. $5. cheesygraphics.com/dronesummit.

Chrysalis at NC Stage

Yes, it’s high-school theatre. Don’t freak out. Chrysalis, part of North Carolina Stage Company’s Catalyst Series, is a collaboration between advanced drama students at Hendersonville High School and The Redundant Theatre Company Theatre (who are adults — see?). According to press, “The play was inspired by the paintings and writings of reclusive folk artist Henry Darger. A janitor by trade who painted only in secret, his works are now included in the permanent collections of the Museum of Modern Art and of the American Folk Art Museum, which describes him as ‘one of the most significant self-taught artists of the 20th century.’” Chrysalis runs Thursday to Saturday, Jan. 27 to 29, 7:30 p.m. at N.C. Stage. $10. Reservations at 239-0263 or ncstage.org.

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It’s become an annual event, ever since local rockers the Enemy Lovers burst onto our collective consciousness at their first guest list show at the Grey Eagle, touting their justreleased debut EP. These days, the Enemy Lovers are a known entity. They’ve got an arsenal of new material (the band has been leaking tracks from its forthcoming album, tentatively-titled The Asheville Days, via its website; “Be What You Need” and “We Can Make It” can also be found at mountainx.com). And they’ve got some special announcements. We won’t spoil the surprise, but suffice it to say, if you’re an Enemy Lovers fan (or if you’ve been meaning to check out this band) this is the show to attend. And, even if you’re not on the guest list, you’re still invited: Friday, Jan. 28. 9 p.m. $8 advance/$10 day of show. Margolnick opens. thegreyeagle.com.

Donna the Buffalo

For years, upstate N.Y.-based, self-desribed “Cajun/ zydeco, rock, folk, reggae and country” band Donna the Buffalo has long had an Asheville connection through it’s bassist. First it was Bill Reynolds (Band of Horses) then Jay Sanders (Acoustic Syndicate). Now DTB has Massachusetts bassist Kyle Spark but the group (who has toured for 21 years) still makes its semi-annual trek South (DTB is likely to pop up at regional warm-weather festivals), headlining the Orange Peel on Saturday, Jan. 29. 9 p.m., $18 advance/$20 doors. theorangepeel.net.

Club phone numbers are listed in Clubland in the (828) area code unless otherwise stated; more details at www. mountainx.com/clubland. Send your Smart Bet requests in to ae@mountainx.com for consideration by the Monday the week prior to publication.

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where to find the clubs • what is playing • listings for venues throughout Western North Carolina Clubland rules •To qualify for a free listing, a venue must be predominately dedicated to the performing arts. Bookstores and cafés with regular open mics and musical events are also allowed. •To limit confusion, events must be submitted by the venue owner or a representative of that venue. •Events must be submitted in written form by e-mail (clubland@mountainx.com), fax, snail mail or hand-delivered to the Clubland Editor Dane Smith at 2 Wall St., Room 209, Asheville, NC 28801. Events submitted to other staff members are not assured of inclusion in Clubland. •Clubs must hold at least TWO events per week to qualify for listing space. Any venue that is inactive in Clubland for one month will be removed. •The Clubland Editor reserves the right to edit or exclude events or venues. •Deadline is by noon on Monday for that Wednesday’s publication. This is a firm deadline.

Wed., January 26 Athena’s Club

Disclaimer Stand-Up Lounge (comedy open mic), 9pm Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Open mic

Darren Nicholson Band (bluegrass)

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm

Blue Note Grille

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Jazz jam, 9pm

Front stage: Woody Wood (soul, pop)

Bosco’s Sports Zone

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Live DJ & dance, 7pm

Soul & jazz jam

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Olive or Twist

Aaron Price (piano)

‘80s night, 10pm

Heather Masterton Trio (swing, jazz)

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

Paul Cataldo (singer-songwriter)

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

“Hits & Shits” w/ Jamie Hepler

Blue Note Grille

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Red Stag Grill

Suzi Ragsdale (singer-songwriter)

Robert Thomas (jazz standards, blues)

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Fairview Tavern

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Bluegrass jam, 7pm

Open mic & jam

Rendezvous Restaurant & Bar

Open mic w/ Brian Keith

Lobster Trap

Frankie Bones

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

Chris Rhodes (singer-songwriter)

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Eleven on Grove

Bluegrass jam

Paul Cataldo (acoustic, folk, roots)

Town Pump

DJ Reverend Jude & the Deep Space Lounge

Mack Kell’s Pub & Grill

French Broad Chocolate Lounge Good Stuff

Open mic

Emerald Lounge

Open mic

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and

Big House Radio (pop, Southern rock)

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Blues

Firestorm Cafe and Books

Jim Arrendell & the Cheap Suits (dance)

Bullied (documentary film)

Vanuatu Kava Bar

French Broad Brewery Tasting

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm

Thu., January 27

Holland’s Grille

Open mic w/ Caleb Beissert

Marc Keller (singer-songwriter)

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Steve Smith (acoustic, folk)

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Steve Whiddon (piano, vocals)

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Westville Pub

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Jammin’ w/ Max & Miles

Taylor Moore (singer-songwriter) w/ Jacob Johnson

Old-time jam, 6pm

Wild Wing Cafe

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

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Solas (Celtic) Havana Restaurant

Salsa dance, 7pm Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Hank Bones (“man of 1,000 songs”) Marc Keller (acoustic, variety) Mela

Belly dancing Mike’s Tavern

Open mic w/ Greg Terkelson Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Delta Saints (blues, rock, roots)w/ Gaslight Street Olive or Twist

Ballroom dancing w/ Heather Masterton & The Swing Station Band, 7:30pm Pack’s Tavern

Aaron LaFalce (acoustic, rock)

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Purple Onion Cafe

Garry Segal (Americana, roots)

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Free Flight (rock) Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Dance Lush w/ DJ Moto Red Stag Grill

Eleven on Grove

Iron Horse Station

EDM w/ Stacy, Lee & Xist

Mac Comer (funky folk)

Emerald Lounge

Jack Of The Wood Pub

The Werks (funk, rock, trance) w/ Peace Jones

Viper’s Dream (gypsy jazz)

Fairview Tavern

Jerusalem Garden

Jarvis Jenkins Band (psychedelic, rock)

Belly dancing w/ live music

Feed and Seed

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Billy Sheeran (piano) Rendezvous Restaurant & Bar

Steve Whiddon the pianoman Root Bar No. 1

Jay Brown (Americana, folk) Scandals Nightclub

Local DJ exposure night feat: In Plain Sight Stella Blue

Bent Grass Bluegrass

Town Pump

Apocalypse Awareness Day feat: Spoken Nerd & friends (“satirical indie hip-hop”)

Utah Green (folk, roots)

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Brushfire Stankgrass (acoustic, bluegrass)

Peggy Ratusz & friends

French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Shay Lovette (Americana)

Aaron LaFalce (piano)

Garage at Biltmore

Westville Pub

Night of the Bass Zombies feat: Chronicles of the Landsquid, Pericles, Ape Kit, Dubvirus & more

Red Hot Sugar Babies (hot jazz)

Good Stuff

Athena’s Club

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

The Enemy Lovers (rock, indie, pop)

Acoustic Swing

J. J. (alternative blues) Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

The Trainwreks (“dirty tonk”) Olive or Twist

Live jazz w/ Jennifer Scott The Breakfast Club (‘80s tribute) Pack’s Tavern

Crocodile Smile (dance) Pisgah Brewing Company

Wayne Graham

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Mike’s Tavern

Orange Peel

Fri., January 28 DJ, 10pm-2am

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Back stage: DJ Bowie

Firestorm Cafe and Books

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Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Shane Pruitt Band (blues, jam, jazz) Red Room

Dance party w/ live DJ

19th Annual All That Jazz Weekend feat: Henry Butler

Red Stag Grill

Blue Note Grille

Letters to Abigail (Americana, country)

Handlebar

Rendezvous Restaurant & Bar

Boiler Room

Gaelic Storm (Celtic, world)

Rewind Blue (Southern rock)

Ocoai (metal) w/ Ritual, Lifecurse & From a Dig

Highland Brewing Company

Root Bar No. 1

Craggie Brewing Company

Christabel & the Jons (Southern swing)

Linda Mitchell (blues, jazz)

Chris Rhodes (singer-songwriter)

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DJ dance party & drag show

Pseudo Blue & the Majestics (funk, jam, rock) w/ Neck Breaka

Stella Blue

Fairview Tavern

Scandals Nightclub

Drone Summit of the Carolina Mountains feat: Zach & Abe, NOOSE & Jamie Hepler Straightaway Cafe

Paul Cataldo (roots, Americana) The Warehouse Live

Live music Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Live music Town Pump

Fifth on the Floor (Southern rock) Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Peggy Ratusz & Daddy Longlegs (blues, soul) Vincenzo’s Bistro

Peggy Ratusz (1st & 3rd Fridays) Ginny McAfee (2nd & 4th Fridays) Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe

Valorie Miller (folk, Americana) White Horse

Classicopia (chamber music) feat: Dan Weiser, Kara Poorbaugh & Franklin Keel Wild Wing Cafe

Country Fried Fridays w/ “Survivor” star Chase Rice

Sat., January 29 Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Patrick Fitzsimons (folk, blues, roots) Blue Note Grille

Nathan & Brandon Dyke (world, fusion) BoBo Gallery

The Critters (psychedelic, pop, rock) w/ Pilgrim (folk, indie) Craggie Brewing Company

Hello Hugo (instrumental, rock, indie) Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Emerald Lounge

Live music Fat Cat’s Billiards

102.5 House Band Feed and Seed

Hominy Valley Boys Firestorm Cafe and Books

Meet & Greet w/ URTV French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Tennessee Hollow (Americana, blues, rock) French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Matt Getman (jazz, pop, soul) Garage at Biltmore

Neumatic Part 2 Good Stuff

Ron Moore Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Jill Andrews CD release show (Americana, folk) w/ Megan McCormick Grove Park Inn Great Hall

19th Annual All That Jazz Weekend feat: The Ellis Marsalis Quartet Highland Brewing Company

Lexington Avenue Brewery (LAB)

Smush Social/Soccer Fundraiser Feat. DJ Tablesaw & The Hitmen Live music Mike’s Tavern

Hope Griffin & Ken Kiser Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Bobby Miller & the Virginia Daredevils (progressive bluegrass) Olive or Twist

42nd Street Jazz Band Orange Peel

Donna the Buffalo (Americana, folk, rock) w/ The Roy Jay Band Pack’s Tavern

DJ Justin Burle (‘80s & ‘90s) Purple Onion Cafe

Aaron Burdett (acoustic, roots) Red Room

Dance party w/ live DJ Red Stag Grill

Chris Rhodes (singer-songwriter) Rendezvous Restaurant & Bar

Live DJ

Tasting Room Grand Opening feat: The Lee Boys (“sacred steel”) w/ Oteil Burbridge & Woody Wood

Root Bar No. 1

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

DJ dance party & drag show

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Stella Blue

Hotel Indigo

Papadosio (electronic, experimental) w/ Arpetrio & Olof

Sunset Sessions w/ Ben Hovey (“sonic scientist”), 7-10pm

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Peace Jones (rock, jazz, funk) Scandals Nightclub

Straightaway Cafe

Iron Horse Station

Garry Segal (roots, blues)

Patrick Flaherty (country, blues)

The Warehouse Live

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Live music

One Leg Up (jazz, swing)

Town Pump

Jerusalem Garden

Carolina Rex (blues, rock)

Belly dancing w/ live music

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Lobster Trap

The Free Flow Band (soul, funk)

Jazz night

Vanuatu Kava Bar

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Alex Krug Trio (Americana, folk)

“Vinyl at the Vault� w/ Chris Ballard

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Root Bar No. 1

Marc Keller

“Melt Your Face Metal Night� feat: Cardinal Death Match, Skull Thunder, Envy of the Wicked, Oakmont Place & Bigger Hammer

Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe

Amy Burritt (acoustic, folk rock) Westville Pub

Blind Lemon Phillips Band (R&B) White Horse

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Scandals Nightclub

DJ dance party & drag show Vanuatu Kava Bar

Space Medicine (ambient, folk, jam) Vincenzo’s Bistro

Steve Whiddon (piano, vocals)

Contagious (rock covers)

Mon., January 31

Sun., January 30

Emerald Lounge

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Paul Cataldo (singer-songwriter) Bosco’s Sports Zone

Shag dance & lesson, 4pm Craggie Brewing Company

Hangover in the Hangar: “Bring your vinyl and we’ll spin it; Bring your own food and we’ll grill it,� 2-8pm Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Classical guitar duo, 10am-12:30pm Bob Zullo (jazz, guitar), 6:30-10:30pm Hotel Indigo

Sunset Sessions w/ Ben Hovey (“sonic scientist�), 7-10pm Jack Of The Wood Pub

Irish session, 3pm Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Aaron Price (piano)Front stage: Pisgah Brewing Company

Open mic Firestorm Cafe and Books

Professor Marco (alternative, funk) Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Contra dance Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bob Zullo (jazz, guitar), 6:30-10:30pm Handlebar

Megan Jean & the KFB (gypsy, Americana) w/ Blue Roots Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Common Foundation (ska) Root Bar No. 1

monday Mack Kell’s / Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues / Wild Wing Cafe

tuesday Getaway’s (Eleven on Grove) Jus One More / Mike’s Side Pocket / Rendezvous / Tallgary’s / Red Room

wednesday Beacon Pub / Buffalo Wild Wings / Fred’s Parkside Pub & Grill / The Hangar / Infusions / Midway Tavern / O’Malleys on Main / Holland’s Grille

thursday Cancun Mexican Grill / Chasers / Club Hairspray / Harrah’s Cherokee Fairview Tavern / Rock Bottom Sports Bar & Grill / Shovelhead Saloon / The Still

Open jam session

friday

The Get Down

Fairview Tavern / Fat Cat’s Billards Infusions / Mack Kell’s Midway Tavern / Shovelhead Saloon Stockade Brew House The 170 La Cantinetta

Masters Bluegrass Jam Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Sharon LaMotte & Quadruplicity, 7:30pm

“Asheville Loves Mountains� benefit feat: Matrimony, Jonathan Ammons & the Electric Ghost, Alex Krug Trio & more

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

Tue., February 1

Marc Keller

Blue Note Grille

Live blues, 9pm Eleven on Grove

Beginner swing & tango lessons, 6-7pm Dance w/ live band or DJ, 8pm Emerald Lounge

Tuesday Night Funk Jam Firestorm Cafe and Books

Open mic w/ Robert Hess, 7:30pm Frankie Bones

Aaron LaFalce (alternative, acoustic) Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm Handlebar

saturday The Hangar / Holland’s Grille Infusions / Jus One More / Midway Tavern / Rendezvous / Shovelhead Saloon / The Still

sunday Bosco’s Sports Zone / Cancun Mexican Grill / The Hangar / Mack Kell’s / Wild Wing Cafe / The Get Down Stella Blue

Emancipator (electronic) w/ Blockhead & DJ Marley Caroll The Hop

Forty Fingers & a Missing Tooth (juggling)

Tuesday swing dance, 7pm Gene Dillard Bluegrass Jam, 8:30pm

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Iron Horse Station

Westville Pub

Marc Keller

Open mic w/ Jesse James, 7-10pm

Blues jam

Jack Of The Wood Pub

White Horse

Singer-songwriter in the round feat: Jeff Johanson, Dave Desmelick, Paul Cataldo & Lefty Williams

Irish Sessions, 6:30pm Open mic, 8:30pm

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Wed., February 2

Front stage: Jake Hollifield (blues, ragtime) Lobster Trap

Jay Brown (one-man-band) O’Malley’s On Main

Open mic Orange Peel

KISS Country Winter Guitar Jam feat: Sara Evans, James Otto, Uncle Kracker & more Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

“Vinyl at the Vault� w/ Chris Ballard

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Disclaimer Stand-Up Lounge (comedy open mic), 9pm Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Open mic Blue Note Grille

Jazz jam, 9pm Bosco’s Sports Zone

Live DJ & dance, 7pm Broadway’s

‘80s night, 10pm

clubdirectory The 170 La Cantinetta 687-8170 Asheville Civic Center & Thomas Wolfe Auditorium 259-5544 Athena’s Club 252-2456 Avenue M 350-8181 Barley’s Tap Room 255-0504 Beacon Pub 686-5943 Blue Mountain Pizza 658-8777 Blue Note Grille 697-6828 Boiler Room 505-1612 BoBo Gallery 254-3426 Bosco’s Sports Zone 684-1024 Broadway’s 285-0400 Club Hairspray 258-2027 Craggie Brewing Company 254-0360 Curras Nuevo 253-2111 Desoto Lounge 986-4828 Diana Wortham Theater 257-4530 The Dripolator 398-0209 Ed Boudreaux’s Bayou BBQ 296-0100 Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar 252-2711 Eleven on Grove 505-1612 Emerald Lounge 232- 4372 Fairview Tavern 505-7236 Feed & Seed + Jamas Acoustic 216-3492

Firestorm Cafe 255-8115 Frankie Bones 274-7111 Fred’s Parkside Pub & Grill 281-0920 French Broad Brewery Tasting Room 277-0222 French Broad Chocolate Lounge 252-4181 The Garage 505-2663 The Get Down 505-8388 Good Stuff 649-9711 Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern 232-5800 Grove House Eleven on Grove 505-1612 The Grove Park Inn (Elaine’s Piano Bar/ Great Hall) 252-2711 The Handlebar (864) 233-6173 The Hangar 684-1213 Hannah Flanagans 252-1922 Harrah’s Cherokee 497-7777 Havana Restaurant 252-1611 Highland Brewing Company 299-3370 Holland’s Grille 298-8780 The Hop 254-2224 The Hop West 252-5155 Infusions 665-2161 Iron Horse Station 622-0022 Jack of the Wood 252-5445

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Fairview Tavern

Open mic & jam French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Dave Dribbon (folk, roots) Good Stuff

Open mic Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm Harvest Records

David Lowery (frontman of Cracker & Camper Van Beethoven) Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm Jack Of The Wood Pub

Old-time jam, 6pm Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

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Jerusalem Garden 254-0255 Jus One More 253-8770 Laurey’s Catering 252-1500 Lexington Avenue Brewery 252-0212 The Lobster Trap 350-0505 Luella’s Bar-B-Que 505-RIBS Mack Kell’s Pub & Grill 253-8805 Midway Tavern 687-7530 Mela 225-8880 Mellow Mushroom 236-9800 Mike’s Tavern 281-3096 Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill 258-1550 Olive Or Twist 254-0555 O’Malley’s On Main 246-0898 The Orange Peel 225-5851 Pack’s Tavern 225-6944 Pineapple Jack’s 253-8860 Pisgah Brewing Co. 669-0190 Posana Cafe 505-3969 Pulp 225-5851 Purple Onion Cafe 749-1179 Rankin Vault 254-4993 Red Stag Grill at the Grand Bohemian Hotel 505-2949 Rendezvous 926-0201

Front stage: Woody Wood (soul, pop) Luella’s Bar-B-Que

Eddie Dewey & friends Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Soul & jazz jam Olive or Twist

Rock Bottom Sports Bar & Grill 622-0001 Root Bar No.1 299-7597 Scandals Nightclub 252-2838 Scully’s 251-8880 Skyland Performing Arts Center 693-0087 Stella Blue 236-2424 Stephanie’s Roadhouse Bistro 299-4127 The Still 683-5913 Straightaway Cafe 669-8856 Switzerland Cafe 765-5289 Tallgary’s 232-0809 Red Room 252-0775 Thirsty Monk South 505-4564 Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub 505-2129 Town Pump 669-4808 Tressa’s Downtown Jazz & Blues 254-7072 Vanuatu Kava 505-8118 Vincenzo’s Bistro 254-4698 The Warehouse Live 681-9696 Wedge Brewery 505 2792 Well Bred Bakery & Cafe 645-9300 Westville Pub 225-9782 White Horse 669-0816 Wild Wing Cafe 253-3066

“Hits & Shits” w/ Jamie Hepler Red Stag Grill

Robert Thomas (jazz standards, blues) Rendezvous Restaurant & Bar

Open mic w/ Brian Keith Town Pump

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Blue Note Grille

Ellen Trnka (singer-songwriter) Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Fat Cat’s Billiards

DJ Twan French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

The Sons of Blackbeard (rock, jazz, electronic) Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

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Open mic w/ Caleb Beissert

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Stouthog Day w/ Chalwa (roots, reggae), 8pm

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Peggy & the Swing Daddies (swing, dance)

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Dirk Powell & Riley Baugus (Americana, roots, old-time)

Holland’s Grille

96.5 House Band (covers)

Mochipet w/ Aligning Minds, Stephen Jacobs & Quetzatl

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Good Stuff

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm

Iron Horse Station

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Paul Cataldo (Americana, roots)

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Cry Baby (swing, R&B)

Bluegrass jam, 7pm

Jerusalem Garden

Celtic Adventure Weekend 2011 feat: Gaelic Storm

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Belly dancing w/ live music

Highland Brewing Company

Back stage: Pick Your Switch (rock, Americana, pop) w/ Dave Desmelik & Jeff Markham

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Lobster Trap

Back stage: Waller (alt-country, folk) w/ Ryan Sheffield

Mountain Medley Mix CD release w/ Now You See Them (folk, indie, pop) w/ Overflow Jug Band, The Honeycutters, Uncle Mountain & more

Hank Bones (“man of 1,000 songs”)

Lobster Trap

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Mack Kell’s Pub & Grill

Space Heaters (country swing)

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Marc Keller (acoustic, variety)

Mellow Mushroom

Hotel Indigo

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Now You See Them (folk, pop, indie)

Josh Roberts & the Hinges (country, soul, funk) w/ Discordian Society

Olive or Twist

Olive or Twist

Pack’s Tavern

Ballroom dancing w/ Heather Masterton & The Swing Station Band, 7:30pm Pack’s Tavern

Scott Raines (acoustic, rock) Pisgah Brewing Company

Larry Keel & Natural Bridge (Americana, roots) Purple Onion Cafe

Brian McGee (rock, Americana) Red Room

Dance Lush w/ DJ Moto Red Stag Grill

Billy Sheeran (piano) Rendezvous Restaurant & Bar

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Westville Pub

Aaron Berg & the Heavy Love (folk, experimental)

Fri., February 4 Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Dance party w/ live DJ Red Stag Grill

Chris Rhodes (singer-songwriter) Root Bar No. 1

Honey Fed Worms (rock, folk) Scandals Nightclub

DJ dance party & drag show Stella Blue

Tim Marsh (singer-songwriter) The Hop West

Barbie Angell (poetry), 6:30pm The Wine Cellar at Saluda Inn

Gone Costal Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Gashouse Mouse (blues) Vincenzo’s Bistro

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Abigail Washburn (singer-songwriter, folk) Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Sunset Sessions w/ Ben Hovey (“sonic scientist”), 7-10pm Iron Horse Station

Jason York (Americana) Jack Of The Wood Pub

Firecracker Jazz Band (dixieland, jazz) Jerusalem Garden

Belly dancing w/ live music Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Back stage: Caleb Caudle & the Bayonets (Americana, rock) w/ The Ocean Lobster Trap

Jazz night w/ The Working Otet Midway Tavern

Live music Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Sirius.B (gypsy folk, world) Olive or Twist

Jazz night w/ The 42nd Street Jazz Band Orange Peel

Who’s Bad (Michael Jackson tribute) Pack’s Tavern

DJ Moto (pop, dance) Purple Onion Cafe

Shane Pruitt Band (blues, jam, jazz) Red Room

Dance party w/ live DJ

Peggy Ratusz (1st & 3rd Fridays) Ginny McAfee (2nd & 4th Fridays)

Red Stag Grill

White Horse

Root Bar No. 1

Chris Rhodes (singer-songwriter)

Asheville Jazz Orchestra

The Sweeps (rock)

Steven Whiteside (singer-songwriter)

Sat., February 5

Scandals Nightclub

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Blue Note Grille

Stella Blue

Blue Note Grille

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Emerald Lounge

Corinne Gooden (singer-songwriter) Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Sci Fi (fusion, jazz, psychedelic) w/ Cinder Cat

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Emerald Lounge

High Gravity Jazz Trio (jazz, soul) Good Stuff

Bob Marley Birthday Bash w/ Chalwa, Dub Cartel, Kinjah & Soundpimp

Screaming Jays (blues, experimental, folk)

Fat Cat’s Billiards

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Sound Extreme DJ

Malcolm Holcombe CD release show (folk, Americana) w/ Jared Tyler

Firestorm Cafe and Books

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

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Straightaway Cafe

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The Messengers (funk, rock, jazz)

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Phyllis Tanner Frye (gospel, rock, folk)

A Question of Meaning w/ URTV’s Arthur Hancock & Katie Brugger, 7:30pm

Donna Germano (hammer dulcimer), 2-4pm Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Highland Brewing Company

Chelsea Lynn La Bate (blues, folk, roots)

Brushfire Stankgrass (acoustic, bluegrass)

Pierce Edens (country, folk rock) French Broad Chocolate Lounge Garage at Biltmore

DJ dance party & drag show From the Ashes (metal) Straightaway Cafe

Caleb Bost The Warehouse Live

Live music The Wine Cellar at Saluda Inn

Dale Rucker Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Ruby Slippers (jazz, indie, pop) Westville Pub

The Brooke Clover Band (psychedelic folk) White Horse

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theaterlistings Friday, JANUARY 28 - Thursday, FEBRUARY 4

Due to possible last-minute scheduling changes, moviegoers may want to confirm showtimes with theaters.

movie reviews & listings by ken hanke

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Please call the info line for updated showtimes. The Warrior’s Way (R) 10:00 Love and Other Drugs (R) 7:00 Megamind (PG) 1:00, 4:00

pickoftheweek The Way Back JJJJJ

Director: Peter Weir Players: Jim Sturgess, Ed Harris, Colin Farrell, Saoirse Ronan, Mark Strong

Carmike Cinema 10 (298-4452) n

Adventure Drama Rated PG-13

The Story: Survival tale of a group of men who escape from a Soviet labor camp in Siberia during the early years of WWII and attempt to make their way to freedom — 4,000 miles away. The Lowdown: Easily the best film to hit town since the big Christmas releases and a return to something like greatness for filmmaker Peter Weir, this is a strongly compelling work about the human spirit. For those of us fed up to the teeth with “indie film,” which is to say whiny 20-somethings navelgazing at their terminal ennui, Peter Weir’s The Way Back is a breath of fresh air. Here we have an independent film that’s actually about something, that actually has production values and a screenplay that wasn’t made up as the film went along. It probably helps that Peter Weir is at the helm — and it’s a Peter Weir who seems much more himself than he did with Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World back in 2003, which felt strictly professional, this feels like a far more personal work. And while it’s not a perfect film by any means, it’s far and away the best thing to hit town since the Christmas rush. The Way Back is based on a book called The Long Walk by Slavomir Rawicz — a supposed factual memoir, the veracity of which has been much called into question. I’m not sure if that matters in terms of the quality of the film, but since the film is marketed as “fact-based” in an effort to cash in on the mystifying mania for true stories, it should be addressed in passing. Actually, the whole factbased aspect is probably not in the film’s favor. Certainly, choosing an introduction which informs us early on that “three men” walked into India was a seriously questionable move in that it tells us too much about the outcome. While it actually isn’t quite as informative as it seems, the “three men” definitely tells us that Irena (Saoirse Ronana) will not be with us by the final reel. That may be partly deliberate on Weir’s part, since he clearly isn’t out for tragedy. Rather, The Way Back is meant to be a film about the indomitable nature of the human spirit. It does, however, blunt some of the emotional impact, as well as put the viewer into the mindset of waiting to see who buys it next. The film begins in 1939 with Janusz (Jim Sturgess, Across the Universe) being railroaded — with the help of obviously torture-derived statements by his wife (Sally Edwards) — by the authorities in Soviet-occupied Poland into a 20-year sentence in a

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Jim Sturges, Colin Farrell and Ed Harris in Peter Weir’s compelling adventure/drama The Way Back. Siberian labor camp for espionage. Once in Siberia and the camp, Janusz quickly learns just what he’s in for. The American Mr. Smith (Ed Harris) is quick to advise him that “kindness can get you killed,” and it’s not long before it becomes obvious that the only hope for survival is escape. The odds against a successful escape, however, are astronomical — even more so than Janusz and fellow escapees realize, since they’ve been cut off from the world and don’t realize that a 4,000-mile trek lies ahead of them in their quest for freedom. The bulk of the film then details their grueling and perilous journey — and this could have been one dreary journey. Amazingly — thanks in no small part to Harris, Sturgess, Colin Farrell and Ronan — Weir’s film is never dreary and always compelling. Some critics have remarked that Ed Harris is at his most Ed Harris, but that’s what Harris does best and does most memorably. To complain is to miss the point — and not to realize that bits like Mr. Smith remarking on Janusz’s weakness of kindness and concluding that he’s relying on that weakness, since he expects Janusz to carry him if he can’t make it on his own, only work because it’s Ed Harris. Also, it takes Harris to keep the business of thawing toward the orphan girl (Ronan), who joins them, from being cloying. Actually, the entire cast is good and the film is adept at having them reveal themselves and their individual motivations little by little along the way. This is particularly true of Sturgess’ Janusz, whose determination — which we finally realize we’ve been glimpsing in a seemingly unrelated recurring scene — turns out to be significant for a heartbreakingly simple reason. It works simply because we don’t know it till fairly late in the film. It takes a filmmaker of Weir’s ability and an actor of Sturgess’ caliber to pull it off, though.

It isn’t a perfect film. It’s at its best as an uplifting story of the human spirit and as a solidly crafted adventure yarn. It’s at its weakest as a simplistic comment on communism, though the film wisely stays out of the political realm most of time, except in broad strokes about characters caught up in governments and world events that — much like the trek itself — are simply too vast to comprehend. The biggest problem, however, is our foreknowledge. It’s not so much that only three men will walk into India, but that it’s impossible not to tick off the locations as they appear, so that we keep knowing the inevitable is coming long before the characters do. But this is almost nitpicking in a film this surprisingly rich and compelling. Rated PG-13 for violent content, depiction of physical hardships, a nude image and brief strong language. reviewed by Ken Hanke Now playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14.

Blue Valentine JJJJ

Director: Derek Cianfrance Players: Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams, Faith Wladyka, John Doman, Mike Vogel Drama Rated R

The Story: A look at the ending — and the beginning — of a young couple’s marriage. The Lowdown: I wouldn’t call it anything like the masterpiece that’s it’s been claimed, but this is a worthwhile, albeit flawed, attempt at observing the workings of a relationship. Movie reviews continue on page 72

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 3D (PG) 9:40 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 2D (PG) 1:15, 3:45, 6:20, 8:55 The Fighter (R) 1:00, 3:35, 6:25, 9:05 The Green Hornet 3D (PG-13) 1:40, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45 The Green Hornet 2D (PG-13) 1:10, 3:55, 6:40, 9:20 How Do You Know (PG-13) 8:05 Little Fockers (PG-13) 1:35, 5:00, 7:15, 9:35 My Little Pony (G) 1:00 Sat-Sun only No Strings Attached (R) 1:25, 4:15, 7:00, 9:30 Season of the Witch (PG-13) 2:20, 4:40, 6:50, 9:10 Tangled 2D (PG) 1:05, 3:25, 5:45 Yogi Bear 2D (PG) 2:40, 5:25, 7:35 n Carolina Asheville Cinema 14 (274-9500)

127 Hours (R) 12:10, 2:40, 5:05, 7:50, 10:15 (Sofa Cinema) Black Swan (R) 11:45, 2:15, 4:40, 7:20, 9:45 Blue Valentine (R) 11:50, 2:25, 5:00, 7:35, 10:10 The Dilemma (PG-13) 11:35, 2:10, 4:50, 7:15, 9:55 (Sofa Cinema) The Fighter (R) 11:30, 2:00, 4:35, 7:30, 10:00 The Green Hornet 3D (PG-13) 12:00, 2:30, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (PG-13)

12:05, 3:10 (Sofa Cinema) I Love You, Phillip Morris (R) 7:55, 10:15 (Sofa Cinema) The King’s Speech (R) 11:45, 2:25, 5:00, 7:40, 10:10 The Mechanic (R) 12:10, 2:30, 4:45, 7:45, 10:05 No Strings Attached (R) 11:40, 2:20, 4:45, 7:25, 9:50 The Rite (PG-13) 11:55, 2:35, 5:15, 7:00, 9:40 Tiny Furniture (NR) 12:05, 2:20, 4:35, 7:05, 9:30 True Grit (PG-13) 11:30, 2:05, 4:30, 7:30, 9:55 The Way Back (PG-13) 12:20, 3:30, 7:10, 10:05

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Co-ed Cinema Brevard (883-2200) n

The King’s Speech (R) 1:00, 4:00, 7:00 n Epic of Hendersonville (693-1146)

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Blue Valentine (R) 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, Late show Fri-Sat 9:30 The King’s Speech (R) 1:20, 4:20, 7:20

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True Grit (PG-13) 1:00 (Sat-Sun), 4:00, 7:00 n Regal Biltmore Grande Stadium 15 (684-1298) n United Artists Beaucatcher (298-1234)

The Dilemma (PG-13) 1:40, 4:20, 7:40, 10:15 Get Low (PG-13) 1:50, 4:30, 7:30, 10:05 Gulliver’s Travels 3D (PG) 2:00, 4:45, 7:50, 10:00 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (PG-13) 1:00, 4:15, 8:00 The Rite (PG-13) 1:20, 4:40, 7:20, 9:55 TRON: Legacy 3D (PG) 1:10, 4:00, 7:00, 9:50 True Grit (PG-13) 1:30, 4:10, 7:10, 9:45

For some theaters movie listings were not available at press time. Please contact the theater or check mountainx.com for updated information.

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nowplaying 127 Hours JJJJJ

James Franco, Amber Tamblyn, Kate Mara, Clémence Poésy, Treat Williams, Kate Burton Fact-Based Drama A fact-based story about Aron Ralston, who chose to cut off his arm rather than die when he was trapped by a boulder in the walls of a narrow canyon. A harrowing, brutal, yet ultimately life-affirming film from Danny Boyle. It’s virtually a two-man show—director and star James Franc o—and one of the movies of the year. Rated R

Black Swan JJJJJ

Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Vincent Cassel, Barbara Hershey, Winona Ryder Psychological Thriller/Horror The Story A ballerina in a Lincoln Center opera company lands the lead role in a production of “Swan Lake”—and the experience threatens her sanity. A rewarding, disturbing, fullblooded essay in psychological horror of a kind we rarely see—and one of the best films of 2010. Rated R

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Blue Valentine JJJJ

Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams, Faith Wladyka, John Doman, Mike Vogel Drama A look at the ending—and the beginning—of a young couple’s marriage. I wouldn’t call it anything like the masterpiece that’s it’s been claimed, but this is a worthwhile, albeit flawed, attempt at observing the workings of a relationship. Rated R

Country Strong JJ

Gwyneth Paltrow, Tim McGraw, Garrett Hedlund, Leighton Meester Country-Music Melodrama A country-music star attempts a return to fame while struggling with alcoholism. Corny melodrama by way of bargain-basement production values, bad country music and Gwyneth Paltrow desperately looking for an Oscar nomination. Rated PG-13

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Vince Vaughn, Kevin James, Jennifer Connelly, Winona Ryder, Channing Tatum Drama/Comedy A man catches his best friend’s wife cheating on him, but must figure out a way to tell his buddy. A comedy—built around Vince Vaughn’s obnoxious screen persona—with bits of drama thrown in, but never in a way that’s effective. Rated PG-13

The Fighter JJJJ

Mark Wahlberg, Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Melissa Leo, Mickey O’Keefe, Jack McGee Biographical Boxing Drama The Story The real-life story of boxer “Irish” Mickey Ward and his rise to

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fame against all odds—including the help of his family. A good, creatively made boxing biopic that never breaks through into actual greatness, despite fine work from Mark Wahlberg and Amy Adams. Rated R

The Green Hornet JJJJ

Seth Rogen, Jay Chou, Cameron Diaz, Tom Wilkinson, Christoph Waltz, David Harbour Action/Comedy/Thriller A spoiled rich kid and his late father’s mechanic decide to become vigilante heroes posing as criminals. Better than you might expect, with more evidence of director Michel Gondry than seemed likely, but the film only sporadically rings the gong. Rated PG-13

I Love You, Phillip Morris JJJJJ

Jim Carrey, Ewan McGregor, Leslie Mann, Rodrigo Santoro, Antoni Corone, Brennan Brown Fact-Based Romantic Comedy/Drama A fact-based story of the romance between a con man and the young man he meets in prison. An unusual and very good movie that will ruffle some folks’ feathers, owing to its unabashed gay content, but if that isn’t a problem for you, catch this one. Rated R

The King’s Speech JJJJJ

Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, Helena Bonham Carter, Guy Pearce, Derek Jacobi, Timothy Spall, Michael Gambon Historical Drama The story of Britain’s King George VI and his attempts—with the help of an unorthodox therapist—to overcome his speech impediment to become the wartime voice of his people. An improbable subject becomes a magnificently enjoyable and moving film experience that needs to be seen. Rated R

Little Fockers J

Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Owen Wilson, Blythe Danner, Barbra Streisand, Dustin Hoffman Flaccid Comedy Feeling his own mortality, series regular Jack Byrnes decides to appoint son-in-law Greg Focker as his successor as family patriarch. A mostly tedious, occasionally tasteless attempt to milk more money out of this tired situational premise. Unfortunately, it will probably succeed in that aim. Rated PG-13

Made in Dagenham JJJJJ

Sally Hawkins, Bob Hoskins, Miranda Richardson, Geraldine James, Rosamund Pike, Daniel Mays Fact-Based Drama/Comedy The Story Fact-based story of Ford autoworker Rita O’Grady, who led the strike against the corporate giant that led to equal wages for women in Great Britain. A solidly packaged historical drama—with moments of comedy—that chooses to take a crowd-pleaser approach to a serious story and

succeeds, thanks in no small measure to some truly fine performances. Rated R

No Strings Attached JJJ

Ashton Kutcher, Natalie Portman, Kevin Kline, Greta Gerwig, Cary Elwes Romantic Comedy Two platonic friends who have arranged to use each other solely for sex begin to complicate things as the start developing feelings for one another. An occasionally funny (and surprisingly so, considering its pedigree) and sort-of-sweet romcom that never quite works due to its predictability and too-long running time. Rated R

Tiny Furniture JJJJ

Lena Dunham, Laurie Simmons, Grace Dunham, Jemima Kirke, David Call Comedy A college grad heads home from Ohio to Manhattan and tries to acclimate herself to adult life. An occasionally funny, vaguely astute pseudo-coming-of-age tale that suffers from a meandering plot and static direction. Rated NR

TRON: Legacy JJJJ

Garrett Hedlund, Jeff Bridges, Olivia Wilde, Bruce Boxleitner, Michael Sheen Sci-Fi/Action A young man—in an attempt to track down his long-lost father—gets trapped in a digital world. Short on plot, but heavy on style—and less corny than the original—the movie manages to be engaging, thanks, in part, to a good performance by Jeff Bridges. Rated PG

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Jeff Bridges, Hailee Steinfeld, Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, Barry Pepper Western/Drama A young girl, a drunken U.S. Marshal and a self-satisfied Texas Ranger pursue the murderer of the girl’s father into Indian Territory. A stunner of an entertaining movie from the Coen Brothers—one of their best and one of the best films of the year. Rated PG-13

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Jim Sturgess, Ed Harris, Colin Farrell, Saoirse Ronan, Mark Strong Adventure Drama Survival tale of a group of men who escape from a Soviet labor camp in Siberia during the early years of WWII and attempt to make their way to freedom—4,000 miles away. Easily the best film to hit town since the big Christmas releases and a return to something like greatness for filmmaker Peter Weir, this is a strongly compelling work about the human spirit. Rated PG-13

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Director: Akira Kurosawa Players: Toshiro Mifune, Tatsuya Nakadai, Kyoko Kagawa, Tatsuya Mihashi, Isao Kimura Suspense Thriller Rated NR For his 1963 suspense film High and Low, Akira Kurosawa seems to have been actually trying to draw the wrath of those who find his work too “Western” by choosing the Ed McBain novel King’s Ransom for his source material. What could possibly be more Western — indeed, more downright American — than an Ed McBain novel? Then again, High and Low is Kurosawa taking a shot at a kind of Hitchcock suspense thriller, and he was sufficiently good at it that the film was one of the few works singled out for detailed attention in William K. Everson’s 1972 pioneering book on the genre, The Detective in Film. Is this tale about shoe manufacturer Kingo Gondo (Toshiro Mifune), whose chauffeur’s son has been kidnapped for a ransom that Gondo can’t afford — and yet can’t afford not to pay — that good? Very probably. It may not be one of Kurosawa’s best works, but it’s certainly a worthy one. reviewed by Ken Hanke Classic World Cinema by Courtyard Gallery will presentHigh and Low at 8 p.m. Friday, Jan. 28, (at Phil Mechanic Studios, 109 Roberts St., River Arts District, upstairs in the Railroad Library). Info: 273-3332, http://www.ashevillecourtyard.com

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A surprisingly strong cast — Anthony Hopkins, Alice Braga, Ciaran Hinds, Toby Jones, Rutger Hauer — are lined up to support Brit TV Actor Colin O’Donoghue in this “based on true events” (you may pause here to groan) exorcism yarn from director Mikael Hafstrom (1408). O’Donoghue plays one of those dreary realist seminary students who thinks modern psychiatry should replace this exorcist mumbo-jumbo. Of course, all that’s about to change when he meets up with exorcisms-a-specialty priest Hopkins and gets a taste of the demonic for himself. Naturally, this hasn’t been screened, and the PG-13 rating is a bit of a red flag, but the film’s cast makes it moderately enticing. (PG-13)

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Director: William Friedkin Players: Jason Robards, Britt Eckland, Norman Wisdom, Forrest Tucker, Harry Andrews, Joseph Wiseman Comedy Rated PG The Night They Raided Minsky’s (1968) is a surprisingly pleasant early William Friedkin film that (like any number of movies, editor Ralph Rosenblum tried to take credit for “saving”) works far better than so many films trying to depict the 1920s. Oh, the music isn’t exactly period and the sleaze factor of burlesque is a little sanitized (compare this with Rouben Mamoulian’s 1929 Applause), but it’s a game try and the performers aren’t glamorized out of all proportion. It’s a simple work that builds up to the event of the title, but mostly centers on a stage-struck Amish girl (Britt Eckland) who comes to the big city with dreams of being in the theater — and who gains the amorous attentions of a pair of burlesque comics (Jason Robards and Norman Wisdom). There are sub-plots aplenty and lots and lots of reasonably authentic burlesque routines. That last is either a plus or a large dose of tedium, depending on how you feel about burlesque comedy. reviewed by Ken Hanke The Hendersonville Film Society will show The Night They Raided Minsky’s at 2 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 30, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community (behind Epic Cinemas), 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. For Cranky Hanke’s full reviews of these movies, visit www.mountainx.com/movies.

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This is a very guarded and qualified four-star rating. Derek Cianfrance’s Blue Valentine comes within inches of being the most incomprehensibly highly rated film of the year that leaves me reading all the glowing reviews and wondering, “What movie did these people see?” (That list includes In the Bedroom in 2002, Lost in Translation in 2003, and Sideways in 2005.) Usually, I can at least grasp why people are enthusing — without being in the least capable of sharing that feeling. That’s very nearly the case here. In some respects, that is the case here, but some scenes and the film’s intriguing use of a fragmented structure keep it from quite going there. Do I like the film? No, I can’t say do, but I admire it and am intrigued by it. For me, it’s mostly 111 minutes spent watching the dissolution of the marriage of two characters I don’t like very much. On the surface, that seems like a recipe for disaster — and 20 minutes into it, I thought it was. In fact, I found myself wishing I could just walk away from it. But I stuck it out because, well, I didn’t have much choice. I’m glad of that, because the film — or the cumulative impact of its structure — grew on me. Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams star as Dean and Cindy, a working-class Pennsylvania couple with a young daughter, Frankie (Faith Wladyka). Dean paints houses for a living. Cindy is a nurse. When the film opens Frankie is looking for her lost dog. Given the tone and the demeanor of the film, it’s not hard to realize this won’t turn out well. But then — and it’s just as well to know this upfront — nothing in this movie is going to work out well. It is, after all, a study of a marriage as it comes apart. To tell the tale, the film cuts back and forth between the marriage in its present state to six years earlier and the beginnings of the romance.

Very shrewdly, the two eras dovetail into their respective climaxes, and this is the major thing that makes the film rise above its dramatic limitations. And it’s hard to deny that the film has some serious limitations in that regard. Cianfrance is too taken with the shaky cam and with what I can only assume is improvised dialogue (it is difficult to imagine that anyone would actually write dialogue as banal as some of this). There’s an air of ersatzCassavetes about much of the film. That will be a plus for some. It is not with me. There are, however, moments of charm — notably the ukulele scene where Dean sings “You Always Hurt the One You Love” — and there’s a strange cumulative punch. I said I didn’t like or care about the characters, and that’s basically true. Yet I cannot deny that by the time the film ended — especially during the closing credits — I realized a feeling of some kind, a sense that I had known these people, and the feeling that I understood what had happened to them, even without knowing why it happened. That is certainly an accomplishment worth noting. Does this mean I’ll ever have the desire to see Blue Valentine again? Let’s say I find the prospect extremely remote. It’s necessary, I suppose, to mention the film’s sex scene, since it nearly earned the film an NC-17 rating. Having seen the footage that so shocked the MPAA, I can only conclude that the folks doing the ratings these days are a lot more reactionary that they were 30 to 40 years ago. Had these people been doling out the ratings back then, there would be a lot more X-rated movies than there are. The sex here is blatant enough, but it’s a far cry from anything that could rightly be called graphic. It is, in any case, not enough to warrant seeing the film if curiosity on this point is a motivating factor. Otherwise, yes, it’s a movie worth seeing. You may have fewer problems with it than I did, but bear in

specialevent A free screening of Christopher Smith’s Black Death at 10 p.m. on Friday, Jan. 28, at Carolina Asheville (1640 Hendersonville Road)

Directed by Christopher Smith Writer: Dario Poloni Stars: Eddie Redmayne, Sean Bean, David Warner, John Lynch, Tim McInnery, Andy Nyman, and Carice van Houten The press notes say: “Despite its supernatural atmosphere, Black Death (2010) is a horror movie that trades on a very human kind of evil. With Medieval England consumed by the black plague, a monastery is perturbed by reports of an isolated pagan village that remains untouched by the disease. Suspecting the work of witchcraft, a young monk (Eddie Redmayne) is ordered by his superiors to guide a detachment of mercenaries to this pagan community on a mission to beat God back into them. Led by Ulric (Sean Bean, Lord of the Rings), a famed and feared witch-hunter, the monk soon finds himself on a perilous journey that will test not only his faith and moral compass, but the audience’s as well.” (Peter Kuplowsky, ActionFest). The press release

A Nightmare on Elm Street JJJJJ

Director: Wes Craven Players: Heather Langenkamp, Ronee Blakley, John Saxon, Robert Englund, Johnny Depp, Amanda Wyss Horror Rated R Wes Craven’s A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) is one of the classics of the modern horror film — and one of those that holds up best. It’s a film of surprising complexity — especially given its subtext about the fallout from vigilante justice and the corruption beneath the surface of picturebook normalcy (two years before Lynch’s Blue Velvet) — that blew away audiences and the usually horror-resistant critics alike. It’s easy to see why, because Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund) was such a radical departure from the slasher “characters” of that era. Along with Don Mancini’s Chucky, Craven’s Freddy was the only horror figure of the time who wasn’t almost wholly interchangeable with the others (Is there really any significant difference between Leatherface, Michael Myers, and Jason Voorhees?). Freddy had a personality and — at least in this initial outing — was scary as hell. Even today, the Freddy of the first film is unsettling to say the least. reviewed by Ken Hanke The Thursday Horror Picture Show will screen A Nightmare on Elm Street Thursday, January 27, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of the Carolina Asheville and will be hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther.

Unfaithfully Yours JJJJJ

Director: Preston Sturges Players: Rex Harrison, Linda Darnell, Rudy Vallee, Lionel Stander, Barbara Lawrence, Edgar Kennedy Comedy Rated NR The make-up showing of Unfaithfully Yours (originally cancelled due to snow) is screening Tuesday, Feb. 2. Here’s an excerpt of the original review I wrote: “Unfaithfully Yours (no, not that ghastly 1984 remake with Dudley Moore) marked the end of Preston Sturges’ meteoric career in terms of fully formed projects — and what a spectacular farewell it is. It’s easy to see why the film flopped when it came out in 1948: It was way ahead of its time. That was not an era attuned to black comedy involving attempted murder, attempted suicide and suspected infidelity — not to mention a movie grounded in three pieces of classical music. It was simply too sophisticated all the way around.” For the full review, go to: http://www.mountainx.com/movies/review/unfaithfully_yours1 reviewed by Ken Hanke The Asheville Film Society will screen Unfaithfully Yours Tuesday, Feb. 2, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of the Carolina Asheville and will be hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther. Ken Hanke is the artistic director of the Asheville Film Society For Cranky Hanke’s full reviews of these movies, visit www.mountainx.com/movies.

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No Strings Attached JJJ

Director: Ivan Reitman (My Super Ex-Girlfriend) Players: Ashton Kutcher, Natalie Portman, Kevin Kline, Greta Gerwig, Cary Elwes Romantic Comedy Rated R

The Story: Two platonic friends who have arranged to use each other solely for sex begin to complicate things as they start developing feelings for one another. The Lowdown: An occasionally funny (and surprisingly so, considering its pedigree) and sort-of-sweet romcom that never quite works due to its predictability and too-long running time. It’s a movie made by a guy whose greatest contribution to film in the last two decades is getting his son a job in the industry. It stars an actor whose greatest claim to fame is his wife, and an actress

with Oscar aspirations and the potential for an embarrassment of Norbit (2007)-sized proportions. Considering all this, Ivan Reitman’s No Strings Attached (a movie once preposterously titled F**k Buddies) isn’t all that horrendous. Not being a horrific train wreck of a movie unfortunately doesn’t keep the film from floundering in tedium. It’s a romantic comedy after all, and your standard fare at that. For all its attempts at subverting the genre with an R-rating and occasional fits of vague raunchiness — it is a film all about cheap, meaningless sex, lest one forget — No Strings Attached is still a paint-by-numbers affair. The film’s egregiously corny attempts at romantic catchphrases would make the guy who wrote “Love means never having to say you’re sorry” groan. And even after all that, I can’t call No Strings Attached an actively bad movie. A lot of this has to do with the surprising chemistry between Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher, who play two friends who decide to enter into a relationship centered solely around sex with no emotional attachment. My first instinct would be to say that Portman brings Kutcher up to her level, but he certainly holds his own when she’s not around. He’s the most appealing — if not spectacular — he’s

ever been, and it certainly helps that he’s given a character that’s affable but not idiotic. But it’s not just the two leads. The humor never devolves into gross out-gags (a miracle for an R-rated comedy) or slapstick. Not all of it works, of course, especially since the film too often relies on a mix of gay jokes and low-grade raunch, but there are a handful of laughs to be had. Even Reitman handles everything in a workman-like — if unspectacular — fashion, and shows he’s not too bad when he’s not shackled to the kinds of scifi-driven comedies he keeps making. Plus, the tone of the film is generally sweet-natured, making for a film that’s difficult to actively dislike. Nonetheless, no matter what the movie gets right, it’s still a romcom, and we still know exactly what’s going to happen, right down to the misunderstanding and the inevitable big, romantic reconciliation. What could have been an OK little movie is instead an incredibly predictable — and by proxy, tedious and unsurprising — one. Rated R for sexual content, language and some drug material. reviewed by Justin Souther Now playing at Carmike 10, Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande.

Tiny Furniture JJJJ

Director: Lena Dunham (Creative Nonfiction) Players: Lena Dunham, Laurie Simmons, Grace Dunham, Jemima Kirke, David Call Comedy Rated NR

The Story: A college grad heads home from Ohio to Manhattan and tries to acclimate herself to adult life. The Lowdown: An occasionally funny, vaguely astute pseudo-coming-of-age tale that suffers from a meandering plot and static direction. I’m not sure how good a movie Lena Dunham’s Tiny Furniture is. Judged on the low-budget indie scale, the movie’s not bad, being an often intelligently drawn coming-of-age picture that one-ups the current mumblecore movement simply by virtue of using a script and a tripod. But at the same time, its appeal is extremely limited, extending no further than twenty-somethings with a penchant for arthouse fare. If you’re someone who finds distaste in witnessing the ennui of a young, affluent Manhattanite, or have a violent, teeth-gritting, Pavlovian response to the word “hipster,” then this isn’t your movie.

The film is written, directed and starred in by the 24-year-old Dunham, with the best and most obvious comparison to her film being “Woody Allen for the disaffected set,” like a less assured, less pointed version of Manhattan. While Dunham is no Allen, it’s obvious this is where the majority of her inspiration comes from (right down to a character who’s almost constantly reading a copy of Allen’s Without Feathers); unfortunately she doesn’t have near the style or the handle on — or maybe the desire for — plotting that Allen has. The approach, however, is commendable, even if it doesn’t quite work all the time. Dunham too often feels the need to indulge in her characters’ ennui, while never having a tight grip on her film, which results in a lot of meandering around to no solid point and little pay-off, even though the film’s ambiguity does feel intentional. The film is a do-it-yourself affair, with Dunham’s real-life mother and sister playing those characters respectively. The story centers on the aimlessness of post-college life, with Dunham playing Aura, a recent graduate who has just returned from college in Ohio to her home in Manhattan. The film attempts to be a humorous document of her complete lack of preparedness for adult life. Aura is in constant need of doting from her mother (Laurie Simmons) who wants no part in catering to her full-grown daughter especially in view that her younger sister (Grace Dunham), though only 17, already shows more promise and talent than Aura, leaving Aura unable to fill any role in her family besides the whiny oldest sister. The most telling relationships occur between Aura and her childhood best friend Charlotte (Jemima Kirke) and her co-worker Keith (David Call, Did You Hear About the Morgans?) toward whom she has romantic inclinations. When we’re first told about Charlotte, it’s explained that she’s a bit unbalanced, but we find out by the end of the film that her simple need for friendship is much more understandable than Aura’s arrested development. Aura’s immaturity also crops up in her dealings with Keith, and when she’s finally — and none too surprisingly — taken advantage of by him, it’s something anyone with common sense can see coming except her. For those with an inclination and a sympathy toward the subject matter, Tiny Furniture may prove to be worthwhile. Just be warned, it’s definitely not a film for everyone’s tastes. Not Rated. reviewed by Justin Souther Starts Friday at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14.

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1 BEDROOM/1 BATHROOM, North, 365 Weaverville, $475, Carpet Floors, W/D Hookups. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 2BA NORTH • 27 Spooks Mill. Deck, mountain views. $895/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

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2BR/1BA NORTH 20 Brookdale. A/C, W/D hookups. $595/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

1.5 BEDROOM/1.5 BATHROOM, North, 154 Barnard, $625, Close to UNCA, W/D Hookups. 828253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 1BA/STUDIO • 85 Merrimon. Winter Special! All utilities included. $500/month. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA DOWNTOWN • 85 Walnut St. Great location, high ceilings. $735/month. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA HENDERSONVILLE • 2010 Laurel Park. Private entry, coin-op laundry. $510/month. 828-6938069. www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA NORTH • 45 Henrietta. Sunporch, hardwood floors. $605/month. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA SOUTH • 30 Allen. Patio, A/C, heatpump, $525/month. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA • North 37 Sunset. $595. City Views, Pets Okay. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1.5BA EAST • 2 Oakview. D/W, W/D hookups. $600/month. 828253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1.5BA • North, 47 Albemarle. $845. Fireplace, Deck. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA EAST • 28 Hillendale. Sunporch, coinop laundry. $625/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA NORTH • 91 Edwin. $750/month. Great location, Central AC. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA • North, 403 Charlotte. $875. Hardwood Floors, Patio. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

3BR IN GREAT GROVE PARK NEIGHBORHOOD 1100 sq. ft. central A/C , covered porch, living room and dining room have wood flooring, bedrooms carpeted. On site laundry facilities, elevator and on bus line. Water inc. in $875.00 rental. One pet allowed. Call Beverly @ 828 712-5671. 828 712-5671 3BR/1BA NORTH Westall Apts. great location, W/D hookups. $695/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com CANDLER • Large 2BR, lots of closet space. Electric heat, water provided $550/month. Will accept small pet. Call 828-2530758. Carver Realty. DUPLEX • KENILWORTH 2BR, 1BA upstairs. • Spacious, sunny, clean. Woodfloors, large deck, offstreet parking, central heat/air, WD, storage in basement. • $750/month, water/trash included. Flexible lease. • Cats considered. Available February 1. (828) 242-1233. FREE RENT To fully retired gentleman. Great N. Asheville neighborhood, 300 sq.ft. in-law apt. W/D priviledges, off-street parking. In return for some computer help, 2 or 3 errand runs per week, handyman skills. Must be in residence at night. No drugs, pets or visitors. Smoking permitted. Must have excellent references and pass a background check. 252-5208. SOUTH • Forestdale. 1BR, 1BA. D/W, storage. $590/month. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com STUDIO, 1BA DOWNTOWN • 82 Merrimon. Heat included, hardwood floors. $595/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com WEST ASHEVILLE • 2 and 3 bedroom unfurnished apartments for $649 and $679/month in West Asheville. Water, garbage included. On bus line. Call 828-252-9882.

WEST-ACTON WOODS APTS • 2BR, 2BA, 1100 sq.ft. $775/month. Includes water and garbage pickup. Call 253-0758. Carver Realty.

Mobile Homes For Rent HAW CREEK Convenient location, good school district. 3BR, 2BA mobile home. Fenced. Nonsmoking. • Some pets ok. $800/month, $800 deposit. (828) 299-8623. str72@charter.net

Condos/ Townhomes For Rent DOWNTOWN CONDO 1BR 1BA FURNISHED Top level condo w/balcony and french doors. Generous storage. Granite.King master with additional sink/vanity in bedroom. Tile bath dble shower/soaker tub. W/D incl, parking, H2O (and hot). Quiet building w/lots of light. Bamboo floors. Full size appliances. Gym, additional laundry, roof terrace. Central location. Steps to restaurants,shopping and entertainment 828-713-7760. NEAR AIRPORT • 2BR, 1.5BA. Hardwoods and carpet, heat pump. Convenient to everything. $900/month. Call 2530758. Carver Realty. WEST ASHEVILLE CANTERBURY HEIGHTS • 44 Beri Dr. Updated 2BR 1.5BA. Split level condo, 918 sqft. Fully applianced kitchen. Washer/dryer. Pool, fitness room. $725/month. Security Dep. Application Fee. Mike 919-624-1513.

Homes For Rent 3 BEDROOM/2.5 BATHROOM, Arden, 137 Weston, $1125 , Garage, Fireplace. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 1BA. Oak floors, oil heat, garage, W/D hook ups, incl. water. $700/month. Call 2530758. Carver Realty. 3BR, 2BA WEST Large 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 6 miles to Asheville, in Erwin Schools area. Pets negotiable, outside smoking only. Rental Application, credit, employment, and background checks required. 828-460-7066. 3BR, 2BA • Fletcher, 607 Woodberry, $1020. Garage, Fenced Yard. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 3BA NORTH • 28 Wild Cherry, $1,100/month. Basement, porch. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

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Medical/ Health Care OVERNIGHT RESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR Local Residential Eating Disorder Program has an opening for Overnight Residential Counselor. Hours are 9p-8a. PT, FT or Contract Position. Psychiatric Treatment Experience is a MUST. Please visit our website at www.tapestrync.com Please email resume to tnowak@tapestrync.com. tnowak@tapestrync.com

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adults with mental illness. AVAILABLE POSITIONS • MERIDIAN BEHAVIORAL HEALTH • Jackson County: Registered Nurse (RN) Assertive Community Treatment Team: Must have four years of psychiatric nursing experience. Please contact Kristy Whitaker, kristy.whitaker@ meridianbhs.org Clinician/Team Leader Child and Family Services: Must have a Master’s degree and be licenseeligible. Please contact Chris Cruise, chris.cruise@ meridianbhs.org |Cherokee County: Clinician Assertive Community Treatment Team: Must have Master’s degree and be licenseeligible. Please contact Patty Bilitzke, patricia.bilitzke@ meridianbhs.org Clinician Recovery Education Center: Must have Master’s degree and be license-eligible. Please contact Keith Christensen, keith.christensen@ meridianbhs.org

Please contact Keith Christensen, keith.christensen@ meridianbhs.org Transylvania County: Team Leader Assertive Community Treatment Team: Must have Master’s degree and be licenseeligible. Please contact Ben Haffey, ben.haffey@ meridianbhs.org Registered Nurse (RN) Assertive Community Treatment Team: Must have four years of psychiatric nursing experience. Please contact Ben Haffey, ben.haffey@ meridianbhs.org Qualified Mental Health Professional (QMHP) Assertive Community Treatment Team: Must have mental health degree and two years of experience working with adults with mental illness. Experience in Vocational Rehabilitation preferred. Please contact Ben Haffey, ben.haffey@ meridianbhs.org Macon County: Case Manager (QMHP) Recovery

QP TREATMENT SPECIALIST • Eliada Homes in West Asheville is looking for a new addition to its Day Treatment team! The QP Treatment Specialist works within the Eliada Academy, implementing the behavioral model and effectively teaching behavioral, life and diagnosis management skills. The QP takes a lead role in the creating individualized treatment plans and ensures that they are followed daily. Must be able to respond to crisis situations quickly and effectively. The QP Treatment Specialist must also lead therapeutic goalbased activities and groups with students. Mental health, medical and program paperwork must be completed accurately and in a timely manner, so strong documentation skills are a must! Qualifications: Must have a bachelor’s degree. If in human services, degree must be accompanied with 2 years of mental health experience with adolescents post graduation. If degree lies outside of the realm of human services, must have 4 years of post-graduate mental health experience with adolescents. QP status must be verified by our Compliance Officer. Please send in a copy of your resume to eweaver@eliada.org

Education Center: Must have mental health degree and two years of experience working with adults with mental illness. Please contact Candace Rawlinson, candace.rawlinson@ meridianbhs.org • For further information and to complete an application, visit our website: www.meridianbhs.org

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WEEKEND RESPITE WORKER Needed for man with developmental disabilities. Staff home must be handicapp accessible, meet safety inspection guidelines, be able to assist-lift up to 130lbs. Couple or single male staff with experience preferred. Top pay. Contact Dawn or Claudia at Ray of Light Homes, llc. cmnorton@hotmail.com , dawn@rayoflightllc.com , 713-4293 or 281-9998.

DIRECTOR OF ALUMNI RELATIONS • Warren Wilson College invites applications for the position of Director of Alumni Relations in the Office of Advancement. The Director, reporting to the Vice President for Advancement, Admission, and Marketing, is responsible for creating and implementing a strategic alumni relations program that increases awareness of the College and involvement in the College by the 6,000 +/College alumni. • Primary responsibilities include providing leadership and staff assistance to the Alumni Board, providing leadership to the alumni communications plan (including correspondence, the website, and social media outlets), and recruiting leadership for the Alumni Board and class reunions. The Director will also develop and foster relationships with alumni across the country, with an emphasis on participation rates, major gifts, and planned giving. Specifically, the Director will be charged with increasing the alumni giving and participation rate. • Qualifications: The Director of Alumni Relations position requires an intimate knowledge of Warren Wilson College. For that reason, preference will be given to a graduate of the College. • Other Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree. • Personable and approachable with the ability to diplomatically articulate the College’s highest priorities and goals to alumni. Exemplary interpersonal skills and genuine appreciation of working with diverse audiences. Understanding of the role alumni relations plays in fundraising. Ability to work in a close-knit community that values consensus and teamwork. Excellent communication skills, both written and oral Willingness and ability to travel frequently required. Deep understanding of and commitment to the mission of Warren Wilson College. • Warren Wilson College is an equal opportunity employer committed to the diversity of its community. Please send cover letter, résumé, and contact information (including email addresses) for three professional references by email to hr@warren-wilson.edu. Electronic submissions are required. Deadline for applications is Wednesday, February 9, 2011.

PROGRAM COORDINATOR: GROWING MINDS Local non-profit organization seeks a full-time Program Coordinator. Please visit asapconnections.org for details and application. asapconnections.org ASHEVILLE AREA HABITAT FOR HUMANITY • Seeks a full-time Inventory Procurement Coordinator to develop and implement plans that will increase the amount of goods donated to the Home Store by individuals, businesses and other organizations. Must have a sales background with a history of generating leads, making cold calls, and securing new accounts. Must be proactive, selfmotivated and detail oriented. Dependable transportation is important and knowledge of building materials is preferred. Basic Microsoft Office skills required. Competitive salary and benefits package. For consideration, email your resume to jobs@ashevillehabitat.org. No walk-ins or phone calls accepted. EOE PROGRAM MANAGER CAROLINA FARM STEWARDSHIP ASSOCIATION Seeking part-time Program Manager to oversee Cobblestone Farmers Market in WinstonSalem and related community outreach programs. $22,500 plus medical benefits. For full posting: carolinafarmstewards.org

Arts/Media BANJO TEACHER OPENING • email any questions and resume to becky@ musiciansworkshop.com ILLUSTRATOR FOR LOWER ELEMENTARY CHILDREN’S BOOK Opportunity for talented illustrator skilled with expression, and creative with design to prepare artwork for elementary children’s book about birds to be released in both English and Spanish. Twenty illustrations needed plus cover. Compensation will be percentage of the profits allowing greater potential for income. To be considered send contact information, bio, and two samples of artwork to sharplin4@gmail.com. sharplin4@aol.com

Teaching/ Education MADISON COUNTY SCHOOL SYSTEM • Fulltime Occupational Therapist Exceptional Children’s Program. 10-months employment. • Qualifications and Requirements: Initial certification by National Board of Certification of Occupational Therapy. Must hold current license by the NC Board of Occupational Therapy Experience in public schools preferred. Student assessments and screenings. Direct services to students. Assist Individual Education Plan (IEP) Teams Analyze and interpret information to make recommendations regarding the need for Occupational Therapy services. Other duties as assigned by the Superintendent, EC Director, or designee. • Madison County Board of Education is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate based upon race, color, national origin, sex, disability, or age in its programs or activities. • Full job description available upon request. Application may be obtained from and submitted to: Madison County Schools - Tanya Jussila, Personnel Director. 5738 US Hwy 25-70 Marshall, NC 28753. 828649-9276 ext. 232. tjussila@madison.k12.nc.us

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Musical Services AMAZING DEAL! • SINGER/SONGWRITER SPECIAL Now through February 28: High quality audio recording and HD video. Call (828) 335-9316 or amrmediastudio.com ASHEVILLE’S WHITEWATER RECORDING Full service studio services since 1987. • Mastering • Mixing and Recording. • CD/DVD duplication at the best prices. (828) 684-8284 whitewaterrecording.com LAKEHOUSE MUSIC Asheville’s only non-profit Recording Studio. • Recording • Mixing • Mastering • Video Production • Management • Marketing • Rehearsal Space. (828) 242-3573. pete@ lakehousemusic.org

Equipment For Sale Crate Sound System PX700DLX mixer and 2 P15 series speakers. Hardly used, great condition,$375, obo. (828) 253-2763. Peavey Bandit 65 Amp $125. Call 253-2763.

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Don’t see what you’re looking for? Please go to www.mountainx.com for additional listings. NYC JAZZ PIANIST/COMPOSER/STEI NWAY ARTIST New in town. Seeks musicians to form working bands/trio/4tet/etcI perform internationally. Released over 70 cds of original music. Need bassist, drummer, vocalist, horn players. Multiple styles from blues - modern jazz - latin. Also available as a jazz piano/composition/improvis ation teacher/accompanist/ sideman. michaeljefrystevens.com

Annabelle is the sweetest big cat in the network! Friendly from day one of her arrival, Annie just wants love and affection. Annie wants to be part of the family, and to be loved in person! Annie is laid back and relaxed. She qualifies for ACN’s Black-Tie-Affiar where a local business will help subsidize her adoption fee. Stop by Animal Compassion Network’s retail store and adoption center, Pet Harmony, located at 803 Fairview St.

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Lost Pets A LOST OR FOUND PET? Free service. If you have lost or found a pet in WNC, post your listing here: www.lostpetswnc.org

Found Pets FOUND DOG BLACK MOUNTAIN Black/Golden Shepherd mix. 2-4 years old. Female. Trained. Contact (828) 551-6280 or tanya_chavis@yahoo.com

Champ is a one-year-old West Highland White Terrier Westie who loves to cuddle! Stop by Animal Compassion Network’s store for rescued pets, Pet Harmony located at 803 Fairview Street, Asheville, North Carolina 28803 to shop for all your pet supplies and find out when you can meet Champ.

Pet Services ASHEVILLE PET SITTERS Dependable, loving care while you’re away. Reasonable rates. Call Sandy Ochsenreiter, (828) 215-7232.

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